>Go to a family friend's birthday party
>Sit in corner drinking beer
>Go home
>Cry
>>24259302
lmfao well this isn't r9k
>>24259304
/Never had anything stronger than hard boiled egaham.
>>24259302
>Free beer = a win
>go to stepsister's graduation party
>duolingo on phone the whole time
>catch all the way up on spanish practice so I can go home and understand Bob Esponja
>chatting with cousin's husband about recent trip to yurop
>learn he's never been
>already has a baby on the way
kek