Prison Survival Survey. How screwed are you if you get sent to

>>24241959
I spent around 4 days at my local jail. One of the worst experiences I've ever had. It feels like a dungeon almost. Weird and scary looking people. I was in solitary confinement for 3 days, I read a book and slept. I just couldn't imagine being there for more than that. . . I ate balogna sandwiches. The food was not bad but it wasn't as good as cafeteria food as school. They feed you early. If you want to use the phone, you have to wait on a list and you only get so many minutes. There were a lot of rules that could get you more time if you broke them too. Just a place you don't want to be in.

>Height
5'3
>Weight
>Body Type
Am fat. Not obese
>Gender
Lady
>Ethnicity
Very white
>Ever been in a fight?
Not really
>Personality Type
Like Meyers Briggs? Enfp???
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
He can have it. I don't care. Ask him to join me and talk to him.
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
No one else is here yet

>>24241971
>Personality Type
Like Meyers Briggs? Enfp???

I'd guess you can probably just write whatever personality traits you want for that box

>Height
6'3"
>Weight
90kg, 17%bf
>Body Type
Broad, straight; fridge mode
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
White
>Ever been in a fight?
Several
>Personality Type
ENFP
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Depends on the situation but in most I would let him have it; getting into a fight over something as trivial as say a $10 lunch is dumb
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
Next person in the thread after me

>>24241959
I would form tigh bonds and create a small club. Might push for macroeconomy to tax transactions.

>>Height
6'5
>>Weight
350
>>Body Type
Strongman
>>Gender
Male
>>Ethnicity
White
>>Ever been in a fight?
Many many times.
>>Personality Type
Outgoing.
>>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Challenge him to an arm wrestling match. Winner gets the food. Win and share food anyway since he clearly needs the protein more than I do. Make a friend.
>>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
Whoever is comparatively smallest. Less to worry about. Easier to sleep.

>Height
5'8''
>Weight
145
>Body Type
Slim
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
White
>Ever been in a fight?
Once in 3rd grade, once my 12 grade year
>Personality Type
ENTP
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Probably nothing because I'm a picky eater and probably didn't want it in the first place
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24241998

>Height
6'2
>Weight
83 kg
>Body Type
Lean
>Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Ever been in a fight
Often
>Personality type
ENTJ
>Lunch bullshit
depends on where it occurs if its in college id provoke him to attack me then id unleash hell even if i get hurt he'll get in shit because hes liable for provocation
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
the first girl to post granted that she's 6'2 or below, less than my weight and not a psychopath

>Height
5'3
>Weight
203 lbs (I'm working on it)
>Body Type
I look like an actual hourglass.
>Gender
Female
>Ethnicity
White
>Ever been in a fight?
Not really.
>Personality Type
INFP if we're doing that. I'm introverted, but also kind and gentle.
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Nothing.
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
Definitely >>24242182 for extra safety.


You should have asked if there's a skill you have to help yourself in that situation.
The only reason I feel like I'd probably survive is because I'm an artist. People most likely aren't going to do anything to you when you draw them their only source of porn.

>>24241959
>>Height
5'10
>>Weight
168 pounds I think
>>Body Type
Skinnyfat
>>Gender
Male
>>Ethnicity
White as the fucking snow
>>Ever been in a fight?
Yes
>>Personality Type
ENTP
>>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Debate him until he beats my ass
>>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24241998 this guy

>>24242413
>>24242197
>>24241998
>>24241971
You fuckers would all be made into bitches and raped. You do not let someone take your food. Even if you get the shit kicked out of you at least you won't be a bitch. A bitch is the lowest you can be on the social ladder and you have no social standing to refuse rape and slavery at that point.

>Height
5'9"
>Weight
140
>Body Type
Thinner than average but not skellington
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
White
>Ever been in a fight?
Yes and practice martial arts
>Personality Type
INTP
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Tell him to give it back. Depending on how long my stay is, start fight if he refuses.
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242182

>Height
5'0"
>Weight
90 lbs
>Body Type
Stick
>Gender
Female
>Ethnicity
Asian
>Ever been in a fight?
Not really
>Personality Type
ENFP, schizo
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Pick something off of his tray and eat it while smiling obliviously
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242413 because fellow grill & we can become a porn drawing alliance

If I go to jail I'll just die immediately because all I'm good at is setting fires and getting raped...

>>24241959
>>Height
5,5ft I think
>>Weight
63kg, 14-15% BF
>>Body Type
Skinny fat? I can bulk up easy
>>Gender
M
>>Ethnicity
White
>>Ever been in a fight?
Nothing aside from a few school fights
>>Personality Type
I can't remember, the letter was an E tho.
>>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Depends on who he's affiliated with, I'd see if I can shiv him later if he is if not tray to the face. But really you'd just cover your food.
(Taking this way to seriously)
>>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242433
Debating would pass time.

>>24241967
I think that's the idea

>Height
5'6
>Weight
127
>Body Type
Athletic
>Gender
F
>Ethnicity
White
>Ever been in a fight?
Never had a problem escalate to that
>Personality Type
INFJ
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Crack a joke
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242617

>>24241959
>Height
5'9
>Weight
174 lb
>Body Type
Atletic I do calisthenics To be honest I'm a very attractive guy
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
White - Greek decedent
>Ever been in a fight?
not many probably just 4 or 5 at school and one on a bar
>Personality Type
Easy going and very sarcastic
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
smile and ask him if I can have some of the food that I don't have a problem with sharing it, than I will come with a funny and ridiculos hsitory of how i end up there convencing him that I work with very dangerous people out of the jail and that I have peopol watching for me that even the cops are by my side then he will agree and he will be my personal body guard
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242617 at lest I can fuck her
>>24242182 if I can't pick a girl maybe him since we bot work out maybe we can watch for each other back

>>24241959
-1,90
-70kg
-Skinny
-Male
-White
-No
-Asocial
-Look away, pretend i didnt notice
- 24242433

>Height
2,01m / 6' 7"
>Weight
118kg / 260 lbs
>Body Type
Stocky, but I throw lumber and bags of concrete around all day
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Ever been in a fight?
More than a few
>Personality Type
Quiet, but not a pushover.
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Had this shit happen in the Navy. Told the guy it was the most expensive meal he was ever going to eat. When he looked at me funny and started asking me what I meant, I threw an elbow into his teeth.
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242744 - I'm willing to bet she's dynamite in a small package, could be a good sidekick in some trouble.

>Height
5'11
>Weight
140 lbs
>Body Type
skinny
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Ever been in a fight?
No
>Personality Type
Quiet/introverted
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Ignore it and go on with the day
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24244908
cause hopefully he wont beat my ass

>>24244908
Agreed

>>24244954
Roommate or no, I wouldn't beat anyone's ass who didn't make it rain down upon himself.

>>24245310
Know how to raise a bit of hell?

>>24241959
I would just be alone in my cell. It would be find, like being neet. I'm tempted to go to prison if I ever end up on the street

6'1
68kg
Skinny fat
Male
White
No
Introverted but friendly
Get up and walk away, tell prison guard what happened then go eat my new meal in my room

>>24245400
I'll be with >>24244954

>>24245365
Oh of course, I wouldn't be in jail if I didn't haha

>>24241959
>5'10
>120 lbs
>fairly skelly
>male
>white
>yes
>INTP - I don't really talk to people much
>Flirt or something to put him off and make him avoid me

>>24244908
Cell mate

>6'8
>235
>athletic
>male
>half black half native
>boxed 13 years, golden gloves in ga, amateur mma. Shit tier knees these days
>i'm the large guy that's doing the cornbread stealing
>no cell mate, with my height I'd get a weird solo room

>>24241959
>Height
5'11"
>Weight
70kg/154 pounds
>Body Type
Curvy hourglass I would say
>Gender
Female
>Ethnicity
White
>Ever been in a fight?
No, but broke someone's nose once
>Personality Type
Outgoing and open (ENTP)
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Buy another lunch, I don't want butt rape later
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242197 sounds okay
>>24242617 I want to join your porn drawing alliance, count me in fellow femanon

>>24241959
>Height
>Weight
>Body Type
>Gender
>Ethnicity
>Ever been in a fight?
>Personality Type
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate

Been to prison, odd are good

Stab him in the dick with a prison shank i made out of the tray.

>Height
6'5
>Weight
idk but chubby
>Body Type
chubby
>Gender
a gawd damn guy
>Ethnicity
Cracker
>Ever been in a fight?
Yeah with my stepdad I broke his nose and sent him to hospital with a concussion
>Personality Type
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
walk up on that dude and fight him I don't wanna look like a bitch
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24244908 because he was in navy and is also tall :P

>>24241959
>Height
185/6'2
>Weight
62/135?
>Body Type
slenderman, you can't even see me from the side
>Gender
mustache
>Ethnicity
whitey, maybe part slaw
>Ever been in a fight?
its been a while
>Personality Type
ENTJ or ESTJ, I don't quite remember
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
stab his hand with my spoon while he grabs it, or smack it with a fork
not to actually hurt but to tell him to gtfo my food
that used to be a usual thing at our family's dinner table

>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24246333 because I like his strategy to defend his food

not that it matters, with my body and personality I'd be dead in a matter of days anyway

>Height
5'11"
>Weight
150lbs
>Body Type
Slender
>Gender
M
>Ethnicity
SE Asian
>Ever been in a fight?
Yeah. Had my ass kicked on the streets while drunk a couple times, trained in martial arts a bit.
>Personality Type
Easy-going.
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Brush it off, then assert ranking by fucking up the first other regular guy to try the same shit
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
Someone amiable but of a different ethnicity so I can establish cross-racial alliances

>>24241967
this, i spent 24 hours in my local jail and it was fucking nightmarish. i slept on and off and stared at the wall. the bed was fucked, the blanket and pillows were garbage, the food was worse than the worst hospital food. the guys in there were either dopeheads or scumbags who didnt pay child support (or both) but no one fucks with you in a place like that

>>24241959
>Prison Survival Survey. How screwed are you if you get sent to prison?
I was fine last time I went, spent my year just reading and lea/teaching languages.
>>Height
6ft
>>Weight
20st
>>Body Type
Large
>>Gender
Male
>>Ethnicity
Italian
>>Ever been in a fight?
Few, got stabbed once (not deeply
>>Personality Type
Creative, happy-go-lucky
>>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking what do you do?
Ask him if wants the rest, I ain't eating that shit again if I can help it.

>Height
1,95cm
>Weight
120kg
>Body Type
Muscular
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Ever been in a fight?
Multiple times
>Personality Type
Humoristic
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Start a fight
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
No preferation

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>Height
6ft
>Weight
220
>Body Type
Husky/ built like a brick shit house
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
German
>Ever been in a fight?
Too many, i lost count years ago
>Personality Type
INTJ masterrace
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?

I take my fork and stab him in the windpipe with it until his throat looks like a sprinkler.
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242624
You're my bitch now.

Im an Asperger. I have already been locked up, but they sent me to a psychiatric hospital.

I got on the roof one day and someone yelled "man they gonna get you in prison", so i got down. I have a cousin that was locked up too, in prison, and he was having HARD times. He paid up like 5k for a fucking bed.

The thing with prison is just one: if someone threatens you in some way and you are not breaking any "social rules", you HAVE to respond.

>>24248722
also, its fun to mock crazy and suicidal people until you're locked up with them. While i was there a guy killed himself with the fucking television power cord. Talk about morbid. There was this guy, he called himself PACKAGE... He was there for 27 years or something. Complete looney.

>>24248483
>20st
wut

>>Height
5'9
>>Weight
145
>>Body Type
Thai fighter mode
>>Gender
Male
>>Ethnicity
White
>>Ever been in a fight?
Practicing Muay Thai for 7 years, been in 1 street fight
>>Personality Type
ENTP
>>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Hold out hand for food, ask for it back
>>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242433
I'm with the other anon, debating is fun and you seem more capable than >>24242197

>>24241959
If I'm in prison it's cause I killed somebody the last person I tried to kill survived but he was in the hospital for about a year
>Height
5'10
>Weight
250
>Body Type
skinny fat
>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
Hispanic but I tell people i'm white
>Ever been in a fight?
my whole life is nothing but fights
>Personality Type
More chill now but back when I was getting into fights I was very high tension person
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Kill him lol at the very least cripple him
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
Anybody white and female really if not just white

>>Height
5 '11"
>>Weight
207lb
>>Body Type
Fit muscular
>>Gender
Male
>>Ethnicity
Caucasian
>>Ever been in a fight?
Far to many
>>Personality Type
Quiet, intelligent, thinker and doer
>>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Stand and take my food back. It's mine.
>>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242617
I know you said we can't pick girls but this one seems very useful... make her a shiv and let her stab people trying to fight me in the back. Teach her everything I learned in Mongolia and eastern Europe. Sounds fun, plus tiny asian girls are my weakness.

On diffrent note.. you snap or kik?

>6'3
>175 lbs
>fit/ athletic
>Male
>Caucasian
>Yes, I've been in a few street fights
>I'm easy going, friendly and funny
>I probably won't say anything, unless I'm confident that I could take him down

>>24241959
>Height

166cm

>Weight

55kg

>Body type

Skinnyfat

>Gender

Female

>Ethnicity

Caucasian

>Ever been in a fight

Nope

>Personality type

ESFP

>Hypothetical tray situation

Ignore it but plot revenge. The next time put bits of plastic fork into the food and mix it and watch him choke.

>Cellmate

>>24244908
You sound intimidating as fuck, I'll take it given you're quiet and would let me talk a lot to ease boredom and would be tough and intimidating. Feels like we'd be a good team but you'd be secretly annoyed as fuck by me.

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>Height
6'1"
>Weight
140+/-lbs and dropping
>Body Type
Ottermode/skinny, never miss leg day
>Gender
Andro male
>Ethnicity
Mixed like mocha or caramel-- I can't speak Spanish and I talk like a white nerd
>Ever been in a fight?
When I was younger, yeah. It's been a while though.
>Personality Type
INFP, manic depressive
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
Outside of jail: Who the fuck does this?

In Jail: Attempt to snatch that shit back, say: "Nigga I'm on a hunger strike to make this shit better for all of us, don't be a motherfucker this shit's for my friends, like damn you want some just ask nigga this isn't highschool." I would then go on about halucinogenics making me see the truth, chemtrails and any tin foil shit that might make him laugh
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24248483
This dude seems chill

>>24241959
>Height
5'11"
>Weight
160lbs (mostly muscle)
>Body Type
fit
>Gender
female
>Ethnicity
white
>Ever been in a fight?
yes
>Personality Type
alpha bitch. i litereally got called queen bitch a lot idk my fucking personality test type
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do?
I did 15 months I was a bully nobody woulda ever did this. I wouldve punched her right in her fucking teeth. I got a lot of
misconducts for fighting bullying and contraband
>Pick someone else in the thread to be your cellmate
>>24242617 sounds adorable
>>24248346
>>24248519
theres no forks in jail you fucks all they have is oversized soft plastic bendy spoons
i had a great time in the bin lol