Ideal Mate Thread Haven't seen one so I thought of opening

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>>24239366
So again, one advice, to girls:
Don't fear about leaving your kik or skype or email, or any contact you can. First, there is no guarantee that a legion will add you or find where you live just from that. Secondarily, you are the one that decides how many people to add, whom to skip, and so on. Be the intelligent person and don't add everyone trying to make everyone feel content with few minutes of not knowing them; dedicate yourself to few people at a time. Don't keep yourself closed: I had females suddenly being inappropriate when I just wanted to talk and wasn't in the mood for anything sexual, telling me anything of their lives and showing me everything of them. They may appear as shallow or like any other male, and it's not a good behaviour, but ultimately they are more open and infinitely more willing to share everything their world can offer than what you will ever be with few interests sharing and ending conversations there. There is a world in front of you, and you're not interested because you aren't letting that world disclose and shutting unaware yours.

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>>24239385
Don't expect males to always lead, don't just think "This is 4chan meh", there are human beings behind the screen, you're one of them, they're the same. Many people care, but communication is something you do both ways. This is from a female friend of mine, on why she doesn't talk with females:

"Well talking to girls, they seem kind of disinterested; and they're usually not like super interesting or at least open. I like girls irl
Just talking to them online it seems like guys are more passionate.
I love passion and I am passionate myself so I seek it out in people.
Plus they're really unreceptive."

"Exactly. The problem is that the shallowness and voidness is real more with women than men, my female friends are grateful for not being born males and "having to deal with this shit" [sic]. Men are at least driven to try and do things if it's in their interest or something can born of it. Women have to be impressed in the majority of cases, and not just with feats, but also impressed with getting the attention. It's just really bad online. It sounds sexist but it's just how it goes, and everyone from my more dearest most cared for friends, to the unkown fucked up strangers, do it.
There are very few cases when it doesn't happen, but it's really rare."
"I'm not like a
Impress me girl
I'm like a
I want to get to know you girl."

Sending one message, not necessarily talking only when both are online and with you multitasking between dozens, is something very humane that people nowadays have shed from themselves.

As for males, one advice as well:

Don't be the fuckass idiotic dumb asshole that thinks a woman will drool on your tiny and puny dick when she can google thousands of HD porn with cocks that will put a hole in your eye from a continent of distance. Don't be shallow, no second thoughts, just don't be THE typical 4channer.

And both of you, leave a contact instead of just poking for some solemn answer from someone.

That's all, enjoy the thread.

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Her
>18-25
>White
>In good health
>Christian or otherwise not a pagan.
>Preferably clever, but not required.
>Wants a multitude of children.
>Chess skills are a bonus.

Myself
>18
>White
>Dirty blonde, blue-green eyes
>Beard
>6'0"
>Athletic
>Grew up working culinary so I know how to cook.
>Very political and spiritual.
>Tend to act very canine-like in my mannerisms and language when I get to know a girl well.

Kik is adeardeaffriend.

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>>24239498
>Tend to act very canine-like in my mannerisms and language
> language
wut
Do you say things like "Bark bark bark bark"?

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Him
>24-28
>White
>thin-chubby
>At least 5'8"
>Really have a love for music and not just what's being sold to them on the radio
>Into trying new experiences
>Kinky, like really fucking weird in the bedroom
>Willing to be worshiped and nurtured and rewarding with affection
>Enjoys live music, outdoor events, pretty much into going wherever the night takes us (not clubbing and shit like that though)
>Wants to believe... (ghosts, conspiracies, aliens, etc)
>Would like to meet someone who also had experience with a troubled childhood, little or no contact with parents, etc. I don't wish it on anyone but just prefer people with similar experiences as there is a better understanding from the beginning

Me
>mixed
>brown eyed shit race
>I dye my hair sometimes, sometimes it's black
>I have some tattoos and would like to persue better, more vibrant ones
> Passion for music and live music, music festivals, jazz fests, etc
> Crazy believer (except religion, my spiritual beliefs are open but not decided and definitely not religious)
>Really fucked up kinks, really really sexual but please don't let that be the only reason you're interested
>Looking to nurture and worship and earn affection
>I have some mental health problems as I did experience a traumatic childhood but I'm definitely not a victim or weak minded. I choose to be dominated, not manipulated.
>Anti-sjw
>I am afraid of women, so I don't do well with mother's, sisters, female friends. I have no problem except that they make me too nervous to interact with
>I do like drugs but I'm not the type to smoke out everyday, get lazy. It's much more of an experience and should be respected
> I love to drink :(
>Really need a strong lover. Almost like a father and I will return the nurturing as I am a great cook, cleaner, nurturer and I work hard.

Respond with some of your favorite artists and we can hook up via Skype or throwaway email. :)

>>24240018
Rewarded**
Also kik but it's my least favorite form of contact as my phone is dicks.

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skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane

Skype is preferred

Some threads back not too long ago, I chatted with a femanon about Trump and making America great again and she remarked that my ideal was somehow eerily similar to her. Are you still lurking, femanon?

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So yeah... here's a thing.

>>24240018
You seem awesome. Quick tope 5 without too much thought: Daft Punk Death From Above 1979, Bonobo, YTCracker, Nujabes
Skype/email: [email protected]

Me
>20 / M / KY
>6'4" white guy
>Like camping, hiking, vidya, looking at cool bugs, consuming media (tv/books/music).
>Probably like objectively a 6/10
>Wageslave at Walmart trying to find what I want to do
>Can drink like a fish but don't hardly ever drink even at parties
>Honest, reliable, intelligent, witty, kind (imo, all this stuff is subjective)
>Basically open to anything in and out of bedroom
>Will make offensive jokes and have a dark sense of humor

Her:
>18-30
>Any body type except like, can't get out of bed obese. If you're under 300 lbs you're fine.
>White / asian / latina
>Like big thighs / ass and wide hips over anything. Big boobs are great too
>As far as face is concerned, just don't look like shrek. 3/10 at least
>Less sexual experience the better but just don't have an std
>Some sort of plan with their life, at least have a job or in school
>Honest kind loyal reliable witty intelligent are all good traits but I know it's a tall order to have all of those
>knows how to carry a conversation (I do too but it's an equal effort sort of deal)
>Dark sense of humor and will make inappropriate/fucked up/dirty jokes

BONUS ROUND
>interesting first name
>glasses
>can cook to some degree

My kik is explosivemarzipan for whomever is interested.

>>24240362
East coast? West coast? Kansas?

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>>24240362
How are you going to use Ben and Leslie and not put Parks and Recs in TV? C'mon

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>>24240362
>No 4chan boards

>>24240362
smart0mouse on skype
I'm interested in at least one conversation.
I refuse to play League. I'm learning dota2.

>>24240362
If you don't mind talking to share interests rather than just for seeking someone, send me an email with your skype at [email protected]

>>24240018
This is my current favorite song but I haven't explored the artist a ton. https://youtu.be/RKiVEmg4LP8
My top five woud be: The Good Skamaritans, Red City Radio, The Menzingers, Queen, and Meatloaf. I am 23. Kik:Tadder.R Skype: tadder.roosa

>>24241273
>Queen
lol

>>24241280
My grandfather looks like Freddy Mercury and they were one of the first CDs I ever bought in my life.

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>>24241292
Pic related

>>24240018
I listen mostly to classical so you got artists like Tchaikovsky and Rachmaninoff but I guess in terms of modern artists Coldplay and Calvin Harris.

>>24240362
Gaming is pretty much my life, even if I suck balls at it.

Skype\kik is Retheron

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Bumping

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

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>>24242763
>tumblr

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>>24240018
Here is a playlist of shit I've been really into recently

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PzHNRVTkVo5V-ktMA9dxCu7WX1iYEIN

I hit all the marks except age. I'll be turning 23 here soon. Anyway hit me up if you're interested. Would be cool to talk music with someone if anything.

Skype: toeripper
Email: [email protected]

Me:
>21 / M / Old and cold Scandinavia.
>Scandinavian / Anatolian race mix.
>Brown eyes and hair.
>Slim but very fit.
>Tattoos
>Industrial worker, living on my own.
>Love longboarding, and hiking.
>Spend all my free time playing all kinds of vidya, and I use media as drugs. (Movies, series and music)
>Love science and history.
>Very... cuddly?
>I absolutely love dogs, and I'm very good with them.
>Metalhead.
>PTSD.
>Extreamly social and I do my very best to be as kind as possible

Her:
>18-25.
>Race isnt that cruicial.
>Redhead (natural or dye) OR any alternative colour such as blue, silver etc.
>Skinny-chubby.
>Enjoys being outdoors in nature, but also staying indoors.
>Vidya.
>Likes science and history, or will listen to me talk about it and actually be interested in it.
>Intimate.
>Likes dogs. (This is mandatory... honestly...)
>Loves music.
>Social, caring and loyal.

Bonus:
>Blue eyes
>Freckles
>Pale white
>Wants 2 dogs. (White Swiss Shepherd Dog, German Shepherd or Husky)
>Longboarder
>Actually good at League of Legends or World of Warcraft.
>Experimental in the bedroom and isnt fragile.
>Metalhead
>General metalhead/punk clothing
>Tattoos
>Does not want kids. Ever.

If someone feel that they match, let me know..

>>24240362
30m919

kik - cbunc15

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ME:
>19 year old Female
>USA
>Chubby bute cute chubby yaknow?
>White
>5'5
>Blonde, green eyes, glasses, pale
>I like the outdoors, hiking, adventuring
>Play rugby
>Longboarding
>I'm p smart and nice.
>Listen to pop punk stuff.
>Not crazy
>Likes naps

YOU:
>18-23 year old Male
>USA
>Lookin' for a cutie.
>I like dark hair and lighter skin a lot.
>Tall boizzzz. Just about like 5'8
>Skinny to muscular to dad bod. Whatever.
>White I guess? Doesn't really matter.
>Is smart, adventurous, not a dick, likes the stuff I like
>Isn't a creep
>Will watch movies with me and not try to fuck me if we're actually watching the movie. Sometimes I just wanna watch a movie you know?

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>Me
21/M/USA pic related/ about 5'7"
I am not particularly good at describing myself as I try to be objective and a realist while personality tends to be a rather subjective matter and quite frankly I feel arrogant when I do describe myself with words like "intelligent" even though most people I know consider me to be so. Anyways, I am an INTJ on every Meyer-Briggs test I have taken and I see that as fairly accurate. I tend to be close only to a very small number of individuals and I much prefer strong intimate relationships over having many acquaintances. I enjoy quiet activities at home such as reading, writing, watching anime or movies, and playing video games, though I am not adverse to occasional hiking trips, visits to parks and museums, etc. I enjoy fantasy writing, classic horror with Lovecraft and the classic Frankenstein being among my favorites, and roleplaying in games like DnD and Pathfinder. People I play with tend to say I have a wonderful sense of humor and am quite creative; some have said that I am their favorite DM. I tend to be rather shy and have trouble approaching other (I have been diagnosed with Aspergers) and I am currently dealing with depression and hoping that through a romantic relationship I will find a stronger sense of meaning and inspiration.

Going to need to put the "who I'm looking for" in another post as this has gone beyond the character limit.

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>>24243870
>you
Female, cute, devoted, interested in anime and video games
I do not care too much for particulars and I am fine with long distance. "Cute" is rather subjective and can apply to both physical qualities and personality and it will be something that I will ultimately be the judge of, though I am not too picky. I am much more concerned with finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship that may last our lifetimes; I am not interested in a fling. I want a companion to spend my life with, play games with, write stories and poetry for, watch movies with, do activities with, spend quality time with. Expect our getting to know/dating period to be spent with long skype calls, hanging out for hours as we perhaps watch a show together or do our own thing though in them same company of. Other than that, I suppose the only thing I would look for as a characteristic is "willing to deal with me." I do not necessarily expect a woman well versed in philosophy for instance, though if I would like to go on a rant about Aristotle I would like for you to listen.

If anybody is interested my Skype is beef.mcmeat

>>24243680
>tall boiis
got ya

>Will watch movies with me and not try to fuck me if we're actually watching the movie. Sometimes I just wanna watch a movie you know?
I've had this in reverse.
The girl was all over me, but the movie was better.

Me:

Outer:
Tall and Skinny
Cute boii without beard
Young adult male with beard
Not short hair, but not long either?
Decent to good face, decent body but not very proud of upper body

Inner:
Music: all kinds, kinda /mu/ish altough I don't visit /mu/, their memes are getting out of hand (I also play an instrument)
Likes: science - chemistry, physics, biology, geology
Likes: Manga > anime (very little cute girls fanservice standard weeaboo stuff, but some)
Outdoors: mountain biking, mount. walking, I LIKE THE MOUNTAINS I LIKE THE GREEN GREEN HILLS
Indoors: crafting, origami, graphic design, general paper art and some fabric type stuff, also mixed media
Don't read a lot, don't watch very many movies, I'm more busy with youtube and hobbies
Oh, and I'm very kind, really sweet at times, maybe a little too sweet and a little less bite


Her:

Outer:
Length does not matter but most girls I've been with were tiny, like really short, I'd love a long girl next time
Hair: SHORT HAIR but only if it looks good on her, praise the short haired girls
Skincolor: doesn't matter but I'm really interested in a girlfriend as black as the night, like a walking silhouette, so dark she emits no light and swallows you whole as you look into the darkness
Body type: skinny or chubby, doesn't matter, all you need is balance/harmony, but maybe not too chubby, thicc sounds better, good even

Inner:
Music: the same KIND of music as I do, not necessarily the same artists
Likes the same outdoor activities, an adventurous girl, in a primitive way, not socially as in sex drugs and rock 'n roll
On that note, a somewhat psychedelic mindset is not unwanted
Somewhat social, don't need to be the top dog social butterfly, but a normal amount of confidence and self-esteem
Very kind, very sweet, but not more than me, that'd be too sweet, I've never handled with that kind of sweetness
Somewhat creative and good with a range of different materials and techniques, optional
Plays an instrument, optional

>>24244005
>>24243913
What's your kik? You sound like a winner.

>>24244023
One thing tho:
I am yuropoor

>>24244026
It's w/e I don't care

>>24244032
It's "Friendlysstranger"
Do mind the timezones<3

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Her:
>White
>Less than 25 years old
>5'2'' - 5'10''
>Long hair, looks good with a braid
>Somewhat physically active/stong (for bedroom wrestling)
>Submissive but intelligent (has her own opinions that have some basis in fact)
>Loves music, can show me her favorite albums
>Being into any of the following is a plus but not necessary: Video games, some kind of alternative sport (martial arts, rock climbing, etc.), instruments/art...
>Must like: Cuddling, cooking, discussing things, going on picnics in quiet fields where we can be alone together.
>Nice derrière, perky tits - size doesn't matter ;^)
>Willing to indulge in my very vanilla kinks.
>Wants to make babies sometime in the next 3-6 years

Me
>fuggin white male
>23 years old - 6'0'' tall - 175 lbs
>Pretty /fit/ - I rock climb, lift weights, and I'm willing to try new stuff like martial arts or more outdoorsy sports
>Quebec, Canada
>Like to spend a lot of time in the woods
>Studying in comp sci. things... working full time for the summer as a programmer.
>Loves music, I have a lot of albums I really enjoy, I sing a lot (poorly), and I'm thinking about learning the guitar and maybe the flute. Listen to: metal, rock, jazz, folk
>Prefer cold weather
>Verbally quiet but I'm very physically affectionate

Skype: derrdurr
Ask for my kik/steam if you want it.

>>24244050
>flute

wanna start a band?

tfw girls just want white boiis

>>24244088
you black or what?

>>24244103
hispanic with black dick

>>24244111
*scratches head*
That's a weird combo..
Well. There's plenty of grills who wants hispanic males, I'm sure.

>>24243680
>fit everything
>im chubby
So close

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>>24244119
back off I saw her first

>>24243680
Hey! I think I might fit the bill. My kik is kurdtmorrison

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Posting in these is completely pointless for me because lesbians on the internet don't exist but then again, so is everything amirite

Me:

>20/F/Brazil
>Lipstick lesbian
>5'3', thin/cut build
>Cosplayer
>Competitive horse rider (I know I'm a stereotype)
>Trilingual, has lived all around the world
>Plays too much Pokemon and Fire Emblem
>Likes discussing politics and current affairs
>And deep philosophical talks
>Extroverted and sociable, but also needs her time alone
>Affectionate and touchy
>Elegant and put together on the outside, massive weebnerd on the inside

Her:

>Between 18 and 24
>As feminine as I am
>Petite/cute type (minor preference)
>Likes the same anime/vidya as me
>Cosplays with me
>Also likes going on and on about fictional characters
>Smart, well-spoken, talkative
>Doesn't take shit from others, but also patient and empathetic
>Has her shit together, at least for the most part, and knows what she wants
>Thinks my big dork moments are cute

tfw no cute gf to do couples cosplay with you.

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>>24244005
If any of y'all wanted to know how tall I am.
Shout out to the metric system, lov u.

>>24239404
I enjoyed reading your essay. Thumbs up for putting in some thoughts in the thread

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Me

>Kik: kurdtmorrison
>Male
>19
>White
>Tol (5'10)
>Skinny
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Glasses
>Usually wears jeans and classic rock shirts
>Wants to end up a musician or cartoon animator
>Can sing, rap, and play guitar, ukulele and bass
>Wants own recording studio
>Likes Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Eminem, AC/DC, Joni Mitchell, Howlin Wolf, Lil Wayne, Xavier Wulf, The Beatles, etc, mostly classic rock
>Loves art, can draw fairly well, designs own ocs for stories and rp
>Watches Steven Universe and Filthy Frank, occasionally watches Rick and Morty and some anime
>Loves deep, philosophical talks
>Agnostic
>Loves anything avant garde and experimental
>Extremely kinky
>Kik: kurdtmorrison

Her

>Somewhat close to my age
>Preferably east coast
>Any race
>Any height
>Can't be anorexic or morbidly obese. Skinny and chubby are fine. Soft tummies with stretch marks are a plus
>Has to have all visible teeth. Crooked teeth are fine bro
>Has to care about her feet and be okay with a foot fetish
>Likes about lot of the same things I like
>Will keep me motivated when I'm depressed
>Nice and sweet, gentle and sympathetic/empathic
>Can be very sexual
>Very kinky
>Capable of being dominant

>>24244219
eyy b0ss xD

>>24244232
b0ss pls i hab a cancer

>>24244249
I'm le gay XDddDd
jk jk

>>24244276
Ur a fagget

Jk ily mane

>>24244288
thread successfully derailed

ilyt bby <33

>>24244297
You seem like a cool ass faggot

Kik me bruh

Kurdtmorrison

>>24244315
No brother, unlike my previous statement, I am in fact nót a homosexual.
I am sorry if this displeases you.

>>24244324
I'm not either. Lol

>>24244339
tactical lies

>>24240018
I can't even begin to list all of my favorite artist but these are in no order what so ever - Iron Maiden, Pantera, Wu Tang Clan, NWA, Greydon Square, Cannibal Corpse, Grateful Dead, Amon Amarth and so many more.
Kik is f1rew4ll if you want to talk, I've got Skype too but I'd prefer you tell me your Skype name over kik if that's ok

Me:
>18
>5'7"
>Long wavy hair
>chubby but changing that
>I love listening to music
>Love live music
>Love learning about new things
>Always open minded
>Love helping people when they're depressed and stuff bc I know how it is
>Willing to talk to you anytime about anything
>will always be here for you
>trustworthy
>calm
>I don't drink
>I don't smoke tobacco
>I don't do drugs excluding a weekend toke once a month or so
>love technology
>like vidya
>like adventures and nature

Her:
>under 25 years old
>will actually talk to me
>won't expect me to drive the entire conversation
>thinks somethings about me are interesting

My kik is f1rew4ll but I've got Skype and shit too just hmu on kik or reply on here if you want my Skype or something else

>>24244072
only if u play the skin flute bb
But for serious, do you actually live near Montreal or are you just lulzin?

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>>24240018
i like les rallizes denudes, red house painters, xiu xiu, carissa's wierd, shizuka, keiji haino (occasionally), dean blunt, james ferraro, etc. im only 21 though so idk if thats a dealbreaker

my skype is blue.house.painter if youre interested

>>24240362
You sound absolutely my type.. email me your skype? [email protected]

Her:
>18+
>Have a passion and have a plan you're following or be actively pursuing it
>Able to support yourself or in school
>East Coast preferred but I'm just looking to talk for now
>Into watching movies or shows and introducing me to them, because I'll try and do the same
>As much of a dork as I am, or close.
>Can enjoy silence if there's nothing to really talk about
>Can be okay if I disappear into my work for a while. I'll always come back.
>Please don't be allergic to dogs.

Me:
>23
>Soon NYC. I'm starting to think that city is going to reject me, though.
>I think love has different meanings for different people, but to me, its how my dad remembers what coffee, cake, fish and mangoes to buy my mom, even if she brings up wanting to try a different kind as just an offhand comment weeks prior to going to the store. And sometimes its how my grandma still wears her wedding ring even though my grandpa died when I was a toddler, and all she remembers are happy moments with him, because there were so many.
>I'm a dork.
>I spent a few years after High School travelling and learning about people and what it means to be human, in high points or low notes, and I have stories to tell if you want to listen.
>I want to get published and I'm actively working on a book and it'd be honestly really nice if I could get honest feedback on some of the things on it.
>I love listening to new music, and I love being exposed to new movies and tv shows.
>If you like My Dinner With Andre then you're the best.
>I'm just an odd guy with an odd life with odd fears and I'm just looking for a girl who can get behind that, really.

Throwaway eMail is [email protected]

>>24244156
Holy shit you sound so perfect I -

>As feminine as I am

Welp. My hype had a good run.

>>24240018

I like crippled black phoenix, Lord Wind, and bunch of one-off songs from all over the place, and I'm interested the occult and weird stuff

kik is megic_man, skype is megical_man

Him

>21-34 years old
>If you are Icelandic, lets get married.
>Race doesn't matter, but mostly caucasian features
>6'0+, slim to fit,
> Doesn't dress sloppy, has style
>If 24+, has most of their college done and a FT good job, if under that, is on the way there.
>Sees us being comfy upper middle class weirdos together forever
>Is into experimenting in the bedroom and is inclined to dom roles
>Cares about upholding some morals/virtues.
>Isn't a pussy, will stand up for himself and I. Manry.
>Has experienced/been exposed to some shit (drugs, violence, crime) in some context
>Likes manga/anime or vidya a little, at least a hint of nerd if not full blown. Can tolerate/enjoy my corny goth stuff and shit taste.
>Aware of current affairs/isn't a prog lib/sjw or neo nazi.
>Wants to have kids, will support me not working full-time during child rearing. Or adoption w/e
>Has a healthy social life.
>Men that have skills that I don't. i.e guns, tech anything, music, etc.

Me
>21/F
>White/Spanish
>5'9, 130 lbs, black hair/eyes
>Dresses in darker colors, kind of alt/goth.
>FT College/Looking for caregiving job.
>Cares about 'being a good person'. Empathetic, very loyal to close ones, cares about being polite/manners.
>Super awkward person most of the time, but loves going out and doing shit, meeting new people, new experiences.
>Loves drawing/painting (not as much as I used to) but exclusively of scrawny women.
>Sometimes a right-wing conspiracy theorist, sometimes not at all

Email me at [email protected] or respond to this msg with your skype/kik/discord

I like these threads.

Not because I think that if I posted something i'd end up finding someone, but because the idea that somewhere out there there are people idealistic enough to hope that something beautiful or someone perfect can come from anywhere.

Just seeing that kind of hope is really soothing, even if I don't share it so much.

>>24246514
Well. I don't activly hope that I will find someone here. Because frankly, the chanse is very low..
But it's like you said, you never know.. And truth be told, it would just be stupid not to try.. Because what do you have to lose, right..?

>>24246514
Why don't you just hang out at church then? Millions of people believing someone is listening to their prayers and will grant them.

>>24244543
Nah man, I live overseas.

>>24246453
>Has a healthy social life
I was doing so good on your checklist

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Her:
>18-30
>White
>Cute
>Into the paranormal (or at least not against it), or is a witch
>Any bodytype not outside of normal ranges, preferring definite curves and wide hips
>Can handle weird humor
>Not a feminazi
>Likes video games, cartoons, anime
>Does not have major psychological problems (or they are under control)
>Has impregnation / pregnancy kinks (optional)
>Wants children at some point (not optional)
>Actually relatively local

Me:
>25/m/California (925 area)
>Long hair, glasses
>233 lbs, fits my frame so i look like i weigh less
>6' tall
>Hilariously long tongue (benefits obvious)
>into the paranormal, make talismans
>Work IT, good with computer
>Psychologically and emotionally stable
>Have awesome sounding singing bowls
>Have a Vive
>Says obvious things out of a habit
>Omnifriendal
>Unoffendable, laid back
>Can throat-sing
>Decent cook
>Radio voice (so i've heard)

kik: viktrae

>>24246650
>Psychologically and emotionally stable
neat, how'd ya acquire those stats?

me
>5'8" female
>not skinny or fat
>straightforward
>can cook
>homebody
>unrepentant singing
>little bit of a junkie
>will crush on you on a 3rd grade level
>loves animals

I have a boring job that I like and a piece of shit car that I love. I like playing video games and walking through the forest like an autistic shaman. I'm a little rough around the edges but I'm genuine and I have a good heart.

him
>taller than me
>not obese or underweight
>nice to me
>nice to my dog
>nice sounding voice
>similar interests
>honest, even to a fault
>can breathe through his ears

Stay at home with me eating shitty food and watching outdated TV shows.

>>24243603
I match everything except a couple of bonus things and you seem pretty cool. Do you have skype?

Her:
>White, Asian, or Latina
>Petite preferably, but as long as you arent taller than me its fine
>High sex drive
>Is a switch
>Has some kind of ambition or passion
>Likes metal, punk, or classic rock
>Can hold a conversation so I dont have to constantly carry the conversation
>Is at least ok with drugs
>Intelligent
>Not religious
>Has a dark sense of humor
>A bit unstable
>Would like to travel
>Not afraid of heights

Me:
>20/male/white
>6 foot
>Brown hair
>Fairly introverted
>Average build (friends say I'm fairly thin and in shape)
>Pilot in training, working shitty job in the mean time
>Can kinda play guitar
>Likes metal, punk, classic rock
>Really fucked up sense of humor
>Play a fair amount if vidya
>Like going to concerts and places in general
>Enjoy new and exciting things
>Can cook and bake well
Kik is great_wall_of_trump

Me
>Fat AF
>Kind hearted
>Decently educated
>Lots of friends, few enemies
>Currently going to college, Idk what for though
>Depressed
>5'10 dark hair brown eyes
>White but tanned
>Virgin


Her:
>Kind heart
>Warm spirit
>Somebody to hug when the darkness gets overwhelming
>Into vidya
>Down to watch movies untill we fall asleep in eachothers arms
>Enjoys the simplicity of being with another person

>>24246678
My parents were decent and didn't fuck me up. My friends tend to be jealous of my non-shitty parents.

I have also been tempered by large amounts of suffering, and as a result there is very little that anyone can do that would cause me to lose my shit.

>>24246729
Add me my skype is nuzzlemybosom I think we would be a good match.

>>24246729
I do.
utah-can
There might be several, but Im the one with the nickname neuwa if you can see that?
Ive also got a picture of myself in a hoodie.

>>24246729
Yeah that's me for sure, if you happen to be from Scandinavia or near feel free to add me on Skype.

Profanitys1

>>24240018
You seem pretty cool. Some of my favorite artists are Monomyth, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and Om. Have a thing for oldschool trance too. My skype is Erudite Lunatic, you can add me if you want to.

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>>24244156
Oh finally someone from Brazi-

>lesbian

>>24246729
Hey, this is me.
>>24245698
Maybe our dogs could get along too.

>>24242769
Lel is cake a dead band nowadays?

>>24246790
Kik or skype or smth?

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Me:
>26
>white
>male
>6 foot
>light brown hair
>blue eyes
>lives in the USA
>enjoys history and visiting museums
>plays way too many video games
>loves learning new things
>doesn't smoke

Her:
>early to mid 20s
>white
>intelligent
>no tattoos or strange piercings
>non smoker or will quit
>is intellectually stimulating
>wants to have children
>European is a plus
>knowing French is a big plus as I would like to visit France one day (and I'm a bit of a Francophile I guess)

My 4chinz throwaway e-mail is [email protected]

>>24246514
I'd say to post about yourself and the person you're looking for, I personally use these threads for finding good people to talk to and friends.

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Her:

>19-25
>Canadian lives Ontario ideal would be near Toronto orwithin driving distance
>White, brown, asian
>is real about shit and doesn't beat around the bush.
>chubbyfat not grotesquely fat
>not a Normie
>Good sense of humour and know how to run with a joke, not easily offended. Can dank meme like nobodys business.
>plays vidya that isn't exclusively Moba/ASSFAGGOTS or mobile phone shit and would love to play games together.
>not a picky eater not afraid of most foods would love to find new places to eat or buy shit to cook things together on weekends.
>be be totally rad of she could sing or played an instrument so we could make music together.
>Caring and affectionate
>has no problem striking a conversation always up for some talking
>interested in going to see theatrics and musicals
>looking for someone to seriously bond and commit too
>social drinker and toker

Me
>22
>5'7"
>ENFPdefinitely got that fatherly/big brother kinda of vibe going
>builtfat/and slimming down because of work.
>night owl
>diesel mechanic apprentice making mad dosh
>Great sense of humor almost nothing offends me and a I'm a top tier punner and a bit of a memelord
>easygoing and very humble
>music nerd love getting lost in record/music stores. I listen to too much music and I used to browse /mu/ religiously at one point. Been listen to rap and beach pop and surf rock as of late. Willing to listen to new genres. I can also play the guitar and just picked up the ukulele.
>Video game nerd (PS4, Wii u, 3DS) Currently playing overwatch, destiny and Danganronpa.
>intense wanderlust will drive anywhere out of curiosity on weekends
>has a car
>close band of friends that are basically family
>can cook/bake food like some kind of culinary wizard
>can conversate about literally anything
>420 friendly

Kik: Postmutant93
Skype: Post-mutant93

Hit me up with your dankest meme Pham

>all these supposed alpha 6 foot males in this thread

thanks for making my fat ugly manlet self feel better bros

for real though, shouldn't you be out smashin' some pussy?

>>24240018
Hey you seem to be exactly what I'm looking for. Here lately I've been listening to city and color, alter bridge, and thrice. Skype is [email protected]

Me:
>25/M/Portugal
>1.70m (that's what? 5'7'' or something close?)
>skinny with a bad excuse for a 3-day beard and short brown hair
>Listen to basically all times of music, if I like something I will listen to it on repeat until I completely hate it
>love science in general, rationality in particular.
>read a LOT (well some of them are fanfictions, and even rational fanfictions mayde still don't count as proper reading), love TV shows and movies (including romcoms, those are a guilty pleasure), manga in particular and some anime
>Usually really witty and sarcastic, although I don't know if that translates all that well to english
>really like to make other people laugh
>like to go on walks and travel to new places
>love to try new things and learn more but at the same time don't have the fortitude to keep going at it, currently struggling through going back to the piano, learning some chords on the guitar and (re-) learning french (even though I have been circling these interests for enough years to master them already, sigh)
>enjoy cooking, particularly if someone just asks for something and can give me feedback afterwards

Her:
>Somewhat close to my age, though I do think it's just a number and if she is interesting, it's surely not important
>longish brown hair and hazel eyes
>loves to laugh, and maybe has that kind of crystal laugh that you could listen for hours
>Doesn't do drugs or smoke, likes to just lay lazilly in bed some weekends reading or watching some movies
>most importantly, is kind and non-judgemental, really feel that a person's kindness is their best attribute
>likes to both stay in silent, content doing whatever, and talking for hours about basically everything

>>24248187
What..?

Girls are so attractive.

I have a girlfriend at the moment (and she's great) but I have so many conflicting feelings about a lot of things. I just really need more friends that are girls.

Her
>18-25
>Confident
>Creative
>Passionate about something with dreams they've set out to achieve
>Preferably a musician, singer, actress or all of the above
>A big heart

If you have those qualities alone, I like you.

Myself
>23
>White
>Incredibly straight, fine, long brown hair
>Occasionally I'll grow out a beard, but I tend to wear stubble all the time
>5'8"
>Slim to Average build
>145lbs
>ENTP
>I'm relatively poor, but I have dreams that I'm persuing and I'm actually kind of close to achieving them
>I make music, produce bands, run sound for live shows, do concert photography, videography, sell instruments and memorabilia, and act in order to make money
>I consider myself agnostic, but I'm open to religion. I sometimes play music at churches.
>I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. I never have, and never will. But - I don't mind people that do, and most of my friends are heavy drinkers and stoners.
>I like debating, playing devil's advocate, and I'm very political behind closed doors
>I have generalized anxiety disorder and asthma, but I don't experience those attacks much anymore
>I feel a lot of love within me, but I think I have a hard time expressing it. I'm not super romantic.
>I'm sometimes quiet and to myself - other times I'm loud and energetic
>I'm very kinky, but I keep that part of my life hidden.
>I love just chilling out and listening to music

>>24249109
>Girls are so attractive.
>I have a girlfriend at the moment
>conflicting feelings
>need more friends that are girls

I'm sorry, but that sounds.. very.. bad, to be honest..

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me:
- 5'4/medium-chubby/vagina/18
- DMV area
- pale as fuck, brown hair/eyes, glasses for far away stuff
- neet atm, looking for a job
- i have a dog and two rabbits, might get a third
- always lonely and tired
- pass my time playing video games and watching shit on youtube
- favorite games are pokemon, witcher 3, fallout, zelda, elder scrolls, sly cooper, spyro
- i used to play league a lot but rarely nowadays
- i say i want to go outside and explore nature but my allergies and asthma keep me from enjoying it
- major depression & general anxiety, but meds are cool and i don't feel like shit all the time anymore
- love animals and drawing
- dark/bad sense of humor, meme garbage

him:
- 6' or over/not skeleton or obese/penis/18-22
- white/dark hair/light eyes (i don't rly care about eyes but no gingers)
- cuddly/physically affectionate
- plays video games/a bit nerdy
- no facial hair (i'm 100% serious about this but some people don't think i am??? i find it disgusting)
- i really don't know what else to put here
- like really i sat here for 10 minutes thinking and my brain just went poof

skype is sylvanstra

>>24249138
I know it sounds bad, but it's something that I can't adequately express properly in a post with a character limit.

me

-from texas
-5'11 kind of a dad bod and very comfortable with it
- 20
- white as rice
-dirty blonde hair that i tend to keep short
- have light facial hair that i let grow simply because im lazy and nobody i care about dislikes it
-pretty open on all subjects from music taste to bedroom activities. not scared to try anything once as long as i can afford it.
-honest to a fault and im not scared to tell people how i feel about things.
-try very hard to show proper respect and social tact when and where its required.
- typically enjoy playing some vidya and watching movies in my spare time. prefer to do anything else as a group activity.
-mildly dry sense of humor
-mild smoker. dont do cigarettes, prefer my pipe(yeah edgy i know) or a swisher sweet.

her

-honestly 18-35. pretty open on the age thing.
-isnt pushy to include me in her hobbies that we dont share. shared hobbies are nice but it doesnt do anyone any good to push things on people.
-lives in the states
-enjoys anything nerdy. actually enjoys it. not just to be trendy.
-race doesnt matter.
-doesnt hide things or be passive aggressive about things. be upfront.
-not thin skinned. can take a joke and throw one right back.
-is not completely codependent.
-respects boundaries.
-not a total twit.
body type doesnt matter really. just no landwhales or twigs. the face is really what matters most. a pretty face is my biggest deal breaker physically.


kik:satanicallydubious
skype Caldwell Caldwell

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>>24240018
fuck i fit everything except the age and troubled childhood thing (19 and had issues with depression and shit but otherwise fine). nevertheless feel free to hit me up if you want to talk about music and shit, off the top of my head snowing, cap'n jazz, duster, my bloody valentine, c-clamp and ttng are some faves of mine
skype: akuma424

Me
>Fat 28
>Good person, cool dude
>Funny, good sense of humor
>Enjoy new things
>Bunch of hobbies like guitar playing, music in general, games, movies, etc.
>Works at H&R Block (tax shit)
>Injured, so lots of downtime
>6'2 brown eyes black hair

Her
>Nice girl
>Warm smile
>someone to spend fun time with to shoo the loneliness away.
>likes to watch movies and play vidya while cuddling
>Isnt afraid to ask for or show affection
>Just likes to spend time together

Eh what the hell, might as well. Dont really get all these convoluted lists, I just want some pleasant company. West coast US here.

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Kik: throwawayknick

Me:
>23/m/SoCal
>Attractive
>Wealthy
>White
>Senior yr of college
>Fit
>Alt-right/libertarian
>Smokes weed, occassionally will do MDMA at a rave. Willing to try psychadelics
>Mainly listen to hip-hop, but I enjoy everything except country
>Play a lot of video games on PC (Steam, Battlenet etc.)
>Not really into sports but I'll go to a hockey game
>ADHD
>Can be brutally honest, not a fan of bullshit
>Trustworthy
>Open minded/critical thinker
>A good mix of introversion and extroversion
Her:
>19-26
>College education preferred
>Lives in cali or would be willing to relocate
>Interested in fitness/staying healthy
>Fit or average weight
>Good sense of humor
>Intelligent
>Not socially awkward
>Smokes pot
>Willing to travel/rave and try new things with me
>Plays PC games
>Trustworthy and honest
>Libertarian/right-wing

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Me
>I like hiking, travelling, and being outdoors, especially when it's with other people.
>I like sitting around on a couch cracking jokes with people and fucking around
>I like arguing about stuff I care for, and I think fighting once in a while isn't so bad.
>Similar taste in martinis and humor
>I like trying new things, getting out of my comfort zone.
>Or cuddling.

Her.
>Someone who'll wake me up at 2 AM to go to the beach
>who doesn't take shit and isn't afraid to say what they mean.
>Someone who I can sit on a couch with for an afternoon, making fun of movies or things we've done.
>Someone who isn't afraid to make mistakes or grow a little, or shy away from issues or fights when they happen.
>A person I can make stories with.

I'm in the northeast, if that matters.

bumpity

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Her:
>17-20
>empathetic
>dark sense of humor
>maybe a little cutesy
>can handle the bantz
>can hold deep conversations
>can surprise me
>plays vidya
>maybe a little weebish, not cringeworthily so tho
>above all else, has time for me ;_;


Me:
>18
>kind of a memelord
>huge nerd about oldschool games
>likes some entry-level anime
>dark sense of humor
>makes a lot of bad puns
>k i n d a depressed

my skype is pl4ntm4n

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god fucking damn

I really dont expect SHIT out of this but I'm so lonely

help

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bumping with american degeneracy

>You

Love the tv show "Home Movies" too much.

>Me

6'2", chubby, white, blue eyes, beard I usually keep trimmed. You can figure out the rest when we talk.

>>24243680
Favorite band?

>>24249572
I am a fit for that

Dear gay guys:

I'm all for a nice chat but I don't want a relationship with a man. I'm not even attractive or interesting. C'mon

Her :
>face on par
>personality on par
>is okay with my shortcomings

Me :
>5'7"
>introverted
>overweighted
>likes music and art
>short bent dick
>not outgoing but is okay with going out if you ask
>jungle asian
>dresses quite /fa/

>>24239498
>says he's very spiritual
>doesn't want a pagan
are you retarded

Ideal girl:
>20-28
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika

>>24240018
seoul, miami horror, la dispute, defeater, aunt martha, new order, flight facilities, best coast, the early november, la roux, bright eyes, billy bragg - nie0102

Her:
>18-21
>Doesn't do drugs, occasional drinking is fine.
>Has a healthy lifestyle and is somewhat fit/ Likes doing athletic things, not all the time but camping, hiking biking etc.
>Likes to talk about movies books and art.
>Likes listening to live music.
>Doesn't mind that I tend to repeat myself a lot.
I find most facial types and other physical characteristics attractive.
anyone who just wants to chat too.

Me:
>19/Male/Midwest US
>White
>In Uni studying Art and Design stuff
>I work at a record store
>like cooking/baking.
>fit/athletic body
>5'10"
>brown medium/long hair
>Hazel eyes
>Glasses

Kik: SeanB124

>>24254751
You seem so cute, I hope you find your other half soon.

>>24254854
Skype?
I have a girl crush on Paula though, so you'll have to share.

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eh .

>>24257820
>latin bad
fuuu

>>24257623
I... I hope so too

I thought for a while i met someone from these that could be someone important to me but they ghosted me. they always do.

just kill me already man i just want to cuddle with someone and play games

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Me
>18/Male
>East Coast USA
>6'3 average build
>Curly black hair, brown eyes
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Know arabic and english, kinda sorta know spanish a little.
>First year uni student studying comp sci
>Spends time playing vidya/graphic design/finding music/boring nerd stuff
>Trying to beat the first dark souls right now send help
>Not a weeb
>Into Indie Trash (Bon Iver, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Radiohead...)
>Favorite movies are The Revenant, The Martian, Interstellar, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Favorite TV Shows are The Office, Mr. Robot, Lost, Rick and Morty, and House MD
>Makes goofy jokes
>Can be super serious if needed
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can
>Depresso but not a total downer about it
>There for you when you need it, I always want to make sure you're doing okay

Her
>Looks aren't too big of a deal for me, just don't be obese and take care of yourself
>18-23
>Female
>Location doesn't matter much
>Light Hearted/Funny, knows how to make me laugh
>Has the same sense of humor as me.
>Can be serious if needed
>Kinda a shut in
>Introverted or Shy
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Not a super mega weeb but a regular weeb is okay
>Has her own taste in music, doesn't just listen to Top 50 hits

Skype is ionphia, kik is ionphiare.
Hit me the heck up ladies.

Her
>body type doesn't matter unless they don't try to be in decent health.
>open and honest
>sexual partners isn't a matter(a nice sex drive like me)
>loyal
>loving and warm.
>loves to cook and do things with me(not only me but wants to hang out.)
>likes radio shows and tea
>as long as not a alcoholic
>driven
>like a partner in crime.

Me
>chubby trying to be fit
>5'11
>home brewer and music lover
>loves all media and stargazing
>loves the outdoors and animal lover.
>my worst aspect is I can be spiteful if pushed to much.
>I hate being lied to(omission of the truth is just as bad.)

Just gonna bump so it doesn't die

>>24257820
oh if only you lived in europe...

Her:
>Short.
>Cute.
>Funny.
>Easy going.
>Goes on adventures with me.
>Cuddly
>Clingy
>Likes to get drunk with me.
>Plays video games with me.
>Likes to cook with me.
>Open minded.

Me:
>Honest
>Scandinavian.
>22.
>180 cm.
>Full time job.
>Kind of skinny.
>Easy going.
>Messy.
>Fun.
>Awkward.
>Beer.
>Enjoy listening and playing music.
>Video games.
>Love going to new places, seeing new stuff and eating new food.

Her
>18-25
>in europe
>appearance in hair, eyes, skin length doesnt really matter. Tough dark hair light skin is a lil plus.
>A goal in her life not a couch hugger
>is able to support herself
>An cope with a lot of bad jokes
> tattoos or piercings are okay
>takes care of herself and her body, not too chub
>direct and honest
>likes to do active things from time to time
>is creative because im bad at that so you can Teach me
>likes to drink a beer with me
>wants to go to a bar from time to time
>likes pets, pref have some herself because i have none...
>likes to do outdoor things

Me:
>20/M/netherlands
>2.00m
>white, short light brown hair
>blue eyes
>lean/trained body
>student atm. 3rd year of uni
>i study factory automation, and next to that social psychology
>sport a lot, i train about 4-5 times a week
>part-time teacher
>like to just chill and watch series in the weekends
>really like animals tough i dont have one myself because i dont have the time to take care of one
>weird sense of humor
>i am cuddly and like to give attention
>i like cooking because i love to eat good food
>dominantly
>like to just go out and chill with people from time to time
>one person guy, I like to stick with someone i like.
>love to learn about a lot of things

ehh yeah if you wanna know more just add me i guess.. Kik: MatigeMaat or Skype: wafoltjuh

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>>24257820
Hi there

Him
>25+ years old, USA
>tall, handsome, in shape and well groomed (it's an IDEAL, lol)
>college grad, working and making enough to support himself and enjoy life
>professional, hardworking and ambitious when it comes to his career, but doesn't prioritize work over family
>adorable personality, good natured, funny, sweet to his one and only
>loyal, has never cheated in the past
>no hard drugs, weed and alcohol are okay
>no piercings, not a ton of tattoos, can wear a dress shirt and pants without tattoos showing
>introverted, not a lot of friends, slightly socially awkward is okay
>thinks staying home, eating my cooking and watching a movie is 100x better than going out
>likes nerdy girls, has nerdy interests
>respectful of his parents

Me
>25, F, USA
>blue eyes, long brown hair, pale, average weight, soft body
>hygienic, perfect teeth
>college grad, employed, completely independent
>serious about my career
>introverted homebody
>small amount of close friends, I only want genuine friendships and relationships at this point in my life
>I like to stay home and maintain my house, garden, and I love cooking and baking for others and I've gotten really good at it
>I also like hiking, biking and picnicking when it's nice out
>I like anime and manga but I'm not as into it as I used to be
>No drugs or tattoos
>Likes wine, sort of a wine snob
>A little into fashion and makeup. I care about my appearance
>Loves dogs, not a cat person
>Stubborn, usually ends up being the dominant one
>Loyal
>Caring, goofy at times, can be moody and grouchy on bad days

Well that was fun to type.

>>24262150
Got a contact for interested chats?

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Him
>20+ years old, preferably USA southwest
>taller than 5'7"
>has a job and a car
>doesn't do any hard drugs
>lives on his own
>can make me laugh my ass off
>likes adorable dorky romantic shit, pet names, etc.
>likes or has tattoos
>is okay with both staying in to watch netflix and pig out, or going out and adventuring
>family-oriented
>likes to be cuddly and affectionate
>also likes rough sex
>dominant
>Can take things seriously when need be
>Ambitious, happy, optimistic

Things that don't matter
>body type
>religion
>basically appearance in general, I'm attracted to all different types of aesthetics

Deal breakers
>Poly (sorry I respect it I just can't do it)
>Asexual
>Disrespectful to parents, employees, property, etc.

Me
>19 f southern california
>appearance: see picture. hazel eyes, curly brown hair, kinda curvy but pretty average
>has full-time job, saving up for EMT school
>has tattoos, pierced nipples
>pretty quiet but still friendly and amicable
>loves food, animals, the outdoors, movies, music
>plays guitar and piano, sings
>mostly wear skinny jeans and tshirts but i always do my hair and makeup so i kinda look girly but idk
>overly affectionate and cuddly, goofy and awkward, makes a lot of stupid puns and jokes
>submissive
>somewhat recently got out of a two-year relationship so I'm new to the Single Scene

>>24262245

I think you and I would match up well. I would like to find out, at least. Want to trade kik/skype/whatever?

>>24262150
for friendship based on food and wine snobbery

>>24244726
^ info here

>>24253785
new kik b/c I lost the password for that one
kik: throwawayyy431

>>24262150
Mhm.
>>24243603

>>24262321
kik is lalalettie :)

Ideal girl:
>18 - 25
>at least in the same country
>kind
>respectable
>honest
>same nerdy interests as me
>has her own identity and opinions
>comfortable with her own sense of self
>stays healthy, both mentally and physically
>embraces her femininity
>likes to be challenged
>right wing leaning
>at least somewhat traditional


Myself:
>22/M/East coast usa
>white cis shitlord
>6', green eyes, dark curly hair, and about 160lbs, dyel ottermode
>currently working as a yoga teacher while pursuing a career in music as a producer
>sometimes overly rational
>keep to myself mostly, but I love connecting with a person one on one
>I've been told I'm a pretty good cook
>big film buff
>I like comics and video games and japanese animanga like a good anon
>into weird, theoretical sciences and I'm usually reading something about astrophysics
>doesn't drink or do drugs but 420 friendly
>no tattoos or piercings


My skype's akariking93 for anyone interested

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Ideal Gorl:
>reasonable age
>brain
>great sense of humor (my sense of humor)
>stable
>passionate about things
>has some amount of self-worth and doesn't need me to suck her ass all the time
>would be a super villain
>other

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I'm looking for a compatible grill. While I like the taste of charcoal, it can give me reflux, so propane is probably a better match long-term. I like cooking my steaks medium rare, and if I wasn't paranoid about dying from food illness, I'd probably cook my burgers medium rare, too.

If you think you're a grill that can bring the heat, email me at [email protected].

I don't know why I lurk these threads. I found the guy who fit me perfectly and now he's gone and that's life I guess.
Wishing everyone the best of luck.

>>24263289
what happened?

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>18 to late 20s
>Race doesn't matter that much, but some preference to white and black girls
>prefer thin or chubby girls, or not too overweight
>short curly hair a best, dyed colors is also nice
>more cute than sexy, if that makes any sense
>interesting and intelligent
>has to have some things in common, like curious about finding out more music, or playing vidya games together
>ideal date is us hanging out, eating/making nice food and doing a bunch of fun, dumb shit
>high sex drive ideally
>can talk about pretty much everything

Me:
>21, living in god knows where
>Skinny, Black/Latino, around 5'8"
>studying to be an engineer, currently with a job in tech and server support
>my hair is either short and curly or huge ass afro
>Italian food a best
>likes to pretend he likes to sing and dance
>master at any rhythm game
>MAGNUM DONG

Have kik, Skype and Discord if anyone's interested. Also anyone have the template for that ideal mate chart?

>>24262150
I fit 100% with what you posted and like everything you posted. We should talk. Do you have snap or kik?

>ideal girl
slightly older than me, Latina or Spanish, tall-ish, attractive face, nice body
smarter than me, emotionally intelligent, funny (intentionally and not just incidentally), driven, easy going, knows what she wants
caring, gentle, romantic
also not 2D

>>24263289
You'll find someone friendo, the same thing happened to me. Nothing wrong with trying again.

>>24263289
I lurk these threads pointlessly as well. This is a terrible place to find what I'm looking for.

>>24254091

...Where in the north east?

>>24240362
I'm gonna bump mine I think.
Hi guys.

>>24263289
>lurk these threads
>never meet anyone at all but still lurk religiously because it's my only way to meet people

w-wew lad

>>24244156
Oh shit a lesbia-
>Brazil
Fffffuck

>>24263312
Let's just say it didn't work out as planned.
>>24263428
Maybe some day when I'm more over him. Now, I try to talk to people and I can't stop comparing them to him. >>24263444
I wouldn't say it's terrible. Contrary to popular belief, there's a lot of good folk around these here parts.
>>24263510
Yea maybe that's it.

>>24263489
Are you interested in at least talking to people from outside the US? If so, eyyyyy.

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>>24240362
>26-28

>>24263518
I am interested in men and women if you're looking...

>>24263521
Um sure... skype?

>>24263527
I know I'm old as fuck. :(

>>24263553
consoleman94

>>24263520
I wish that WASN'T the case though

fuck I'm so lonely i just want company

>>24263520
Odd question but are you from Wisconsin?

>>24262150
Jesus, I fit like 90% of your requirements but god damn you seem kinda boring, sorry. I like to get shitfaced and smash car windows and start dumpsters on fire.

>>24263701
so edgy

>>24263759
Maximum edgy. At night ,I like to smoke weed on top of cop cars and wait till they show up then drop a bunch of sharp metal spikes and run and watch from the bushes while they cry in pain.

Me
>21/f/pnw
>5'2, average bmi
>waist length black hair
>ugly enough to frighten small children
>Independent
>Feel like a super cool hacker whenever I code
>Critiques everything
>Great at spot-the-fallacy
>Intp
>Currently obsessed with the hot wheels movies
>Also harry styles
>Dislikes most people
>But not you
>I totally like you
>Probably won't talk around your friends though
>They scare me
>Will disagree with you for fun
>420blazeit

Her/him
>Any height/weight except super fat
>21-25
>West coast
>Employed
>Likes talking over bad movies
>dominant in bed
>Willing to tell me I'm cute, even if they don't think so (it's not always best to be honest)
>Not threatened by debate
>Chatty
>Patient with anxiety/insecurity
>Emotionally expressive

Kik pollyisastupidbird

>>24263553
Here's my thingy. Add me if you feel like it

>>24263647
Nah, sorry.

Me:
>19 year old male
>skinny
>5'7
>brown hair, brown eyes, Hispanic
>very into music, shoegaze, noise rock, indie stuff, also into video games and spooky mystical garbage
>kik: InterdimensionalGun

Her:
>anyone interested in any of those qualities, really interested in really here

>>24263791
Do you happen to have skype?
I'm super interested. :)

>>24263832
Geesica

>she
texasfag
not fat
>thicc at most
legal to 22
not retarded
>by retarded i mean liberal
tall is ok, short is ok, seems like short or same height is optimal
natural colored hair, preferably not short
likes almonds, pecans, walnuts
>really not that picky on appearances, although I tend towards lithe people
enjoys baitposting and finds spurdotalking funny on occasion
likes spooky threads
doesn't like anime so much they use chinese mannerisms
dislikes most metal and bad music such as: evanescence
>me
texasfag
5 9 king of manlets
127lbs
white
22
brown hair, businessman haircut that is a little overdue for a trim
blue or hazel eyes
acne nonexistent
self confident
not an anorexic fagbait
just graduated
doesn't really play videogames much
reads frequently
wears a trump hat in public
doesn't whine
goes to gunrange for fun
movies sometimes too
liked pokemon until pearl generation
finds little projects to kill time, this week its fixing lots of paint chips
generally well informed


skyp e is lineartape
an unflattering picture is on there also

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Me:
Just turned 26, 6' 145lbs, dark hair, blue eyes
East Coast Canada
Shy at first, social anxiety and have a hard time approaching people
Pretty relaxed, easy going, motivated
Independent but hates feeling lonely, loyal, INTJ
College degree with job in my field
Working toward my dream job.
Have my own car. Into cars a lot. Working towards my dream car also
Likes anime (not a lot, but would like to get into it more, enjoy watching with other people more)
Likes nature, walking, exploring, animals, have 2 cats and a bearded dragon as pets
Enjoys gaming occasionally
Doesnt smoke, rarely drinks

Her:
18-25
Prefer living close enough to meet in person
Someone to talk to
Into anime more than me
I think shy and clingy is cute
Lets go on adventures

Kik anon_714
Snapchat Ravenignite

>>24240362
Adding one more to the pile that youre accumulating. Quick reference: I'm 28, full time career, and also make a lot of jokes. Really nothing is above a joke to me. Skype: tetrafluoroethane1112

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>>24246729
bladethehedgefoxie

>>24263518
I meeeean. I'm moving back to the US in January so I dunno if that helps.

>>24240362
Hey, you seem cool. If you havent found anyone by now I'll take a swing. Im 28, 6'2, boring tax job, musician, vidya, movies. A little fat but I started lifting and getting /fit/ for about 3 months now so I'm starting to switch gears on that front.
We should talk, I'll get a laugh out of you at the very least. Send me your skype info at [email protected]

>>24263460
Near NYC, but I wouldn't mind talking to someone a few states away.

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>>24239366
me:
22, male, living in south east England, 5'10
I have a masters degree in Electronic Engineering
I have a graduate job in the defense industry, I aim to contribute something useful to humanity
I am quite a happy person, I am rarely stressed or angry
I am a vegan, but you can eat what you want
it is taking a lot of restraint not to write random things in caps
I play video games but NOT THAT MUCH
see what I mean
I like Hip hop but not gross hip hop, hip hop like this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_nVBo8T6yE
I'm looking into volunteering to tutor maths and physics to children
as you will realise i don't really know how to use semi colons but i use them anyway FIGHT ME

you:
woman, under 23, preferably in Europe
I have a general distrust of people who casually talk using correct punctuation and grammar
if you don't have a goal, have a goal to have a goal
be kind, if you enjoy being mean to people go away
i like goofing around, don't be super serious all the time
being artsy is cool

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

writing things in this box is kinda pointless, the most important thing is chemistry, and we won't find out if we have that unless we talk

SO;

skype: reasonablyrelaxed

I am open to making friends, too! please send me cool music

>>24257639
Snapchat or kik okay? I don't have skype set up.

>>24257639
And that depends, Paula Paula or Janine Paula?

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>>24262245
>respecting polys
But they're literally dysfunctional human beings and the scum of the century.

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>>24263289
must be nice to have had anything at all

anyone else like reading these threads despite never posting?

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>>24258825
Keep it together man...

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Someone who cares.

Just a friend whom would wanna share their life with me. Eh, dreams are dreams.

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>>24266763
I just look and see how I can never live up to any ideals

>>24266821
pretty much
even if I did, I prefer being alone anyway

Me
>22/m/str8
>6'0
>Lives in Brooklyn
>Introverted and mildly grumpy most of the time. Not at anyone in general, just grumpy.
>Into Artsy stuff, like writing Poetry and Theatre
>Can be argumentative cuz i like to start shit
>Silky Blond hair
>Rough black beard
>Don't smoke, but do drink
>Acts kinda like a jerk in public, privately I just like to snuggle and watch movies
>Play Vidya though not as much as I used to
>Can be very kinky, both dominant and Submissive


Her
>18-25
>Slightly chubby, just enough for me to grab onto
>Easy Going, gets that when I'm in a bad mood its never because of them. It's some other bullshit
>Has a positive attitude, I'm pretty cynical and I figured I don't really need more of it in my life
>Is doing something worthwhile in her life
>Hopefully lives in NYC
>Enjoys a decent drink
>Keeping up with a couple good tv shows we can watch. I never do so someone has to lol. Don't care if you watch animu, not weirded out by it.


uhh fuck, uninstalled KiK and Skype lol. I use Discord? I can offer a throw away email I use if anyone really cares that much

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Pretty easy for me I just want a woman to love. I love smaller short skinny women. someone who I can take care of and can take care of me. Us verses the world. I had it once and lost it because I was a coward. I miss you Rory.

>>24261156
Skype?

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>>24266838
It's more like I've always been alone, so I don't know anything different. I would like to try it once I think

>>24266877
had the same thought as you
it sucked!
if you find someone hopefully your experience is better

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>>24266901
Likely won't so no worries, unless I fix my life. Getting a girlfriend won't magically make my life better

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Get bump'd

>>24266842
Fuck it, you seem worth talking to. What's that throwaway?

>me
i own a semi-successful meme page on facebook

>her
is into depression and is a 9/10

>>24268153
[email protected]

email me whenever, pls no catfish though

whats the point of a thread like this?

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>>24268266
because it's compelling
>>24263289
I lurk these threads because they can be fun to read. Also obv they can be fun to contribute to with the wish of finding someone compatible and having something wonderful/worthwhile, though nothing's ever happened and I don't exactly expect anything. haws..
>>24262150
disappointed you're a post and run afaik, but oh wells. I think you've posted in these threads already before too, idk.

anyways..

my quick "I'm tired and feel like I'm bad at writing these to begin with" contribution

Her
>21+, US
>values being in good physical & mental health, family and close relationships, and her career, perhaps in that order.
>wants kids at some point
>can be a tough and shrewd person as it makes sense to be in this world, but she's also an endearing sweetheart who gets a real sense of fulfillment in our odd traditionally minded relationship of sorts, wants to love and be loved.
>wonderful & a dork, loves snoozing together
>someone to unwind with near everyday

Me
>25 y/o slim/fit 5'11''
>blue eyes, light brown hair
>my life right now is working a dull but easygoing laborer job part-time while I finish a full-time school program as part of an overall career path as a vehicle mechanic
>have this approach of putting myself first but only so I can be the best version of myself so I can do the best service for what I value/care for in life
>neither particularly an extrovert or introvert, definitely most comfy at home at night though
>few friends, but they're close
>I like exercise and food and podcasts and long walks and one to one conversations and dachsunds and firearms and guitar and German (language)
>vidya is all right
>quality loving dork who can kick ass at life

kik is Fobbes2, skype is wedowr

k cool, I'm out for the night (pic related)

>>24268211
Is "no catfish" the equivalent to "swiper no swiping"?

Her:
> Young
> Pretty face
> If fat, in good places (hips, legs, lil belly can be sexy if looks good)
> Creative (Draws(!!), Art(!!), Writes, Sings) <--- Big One
> Funny (Most girls arent funny so this is a plus)
> Witty (Similar vein to funny)
> Preferably short, but I like any height, even taller than me, but I know girls dont prefer that height difference usually since they want to feel 'feminine'.
> Fun to talk to

Me:
> 23 Male
> Athletic, 6'0" (183cm)
> Military
> Likes to draw funny shit or animate it
> Likes to read
> Love to explore places alone
> 8x5
> Other interests cooking, lucid dreaming, exploring places, getting lost, cats

>>24269393
I forgot for me:

Me:
> White
> Gray Eyes ( :^) some say blue, but not as mysterious)
> Not a high pitch voice
> Brown hair

Me:
>22
>female
>studying law
>160 cm and 50 kg
>blonde, blue eyes
>friends describe me as relaxed, fun, sarcastic and intelligent
>commitment issues, along with some sweet delightful PTSD

Him
>22-30
>Don't care about height
>In good shape
>Cares about animal and refugee rights, aware of global issues
>Intelligent, fun and capable of banter
>Kind and caring, but not overbearing
>Into music or plays an instrument
>Brown hair and blue eyes

>>24268266
It's fun, and you never know. I met someone I talk to almost everyday

>>24269417
Where are you from?

>>24269525
Norway

>>24269417
Hey, you sound interesting, this is me >>24261534. If you think we'd match a bit or just wanna talk hmu i guess

>>24269585
You did sound European. Do you have a skype or something?

>>24263289
Sometimes I wonder the same question, and I guess I like getting to know all kind of people from all kind of different places. Sometimes what makes me want to know more can be just little, for example a certain image used with the post, mentioning a certain game I know, or writing in a certain way, or sharing an experience. All of them make me wonder who is the person that ended up writing that post at that precise moment, what's his/her daily life like, what is their story, what's more to them than what little I got from that post and so on. Your post falls on the sharing experience part: if you don't mind talking with someone randomly from here, my email is here: >>24241162

Anyone else is welcome to also write to me, just writing a long email instead of sending your skype is alright too if you'd prefer that.

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Maybe I should post for once. Eh, not likely to have any girls add me anyways.

>>24239366
Me:
>fat, glasses, blonde hair
>cooks
>im funny
>outdoorsy
>pretty crazy
>into some weird shit, but i have little exp in all things sexual
>has nice voice n okay face
>kinda depressed
>i like pokemon

Him/her:
>thin-chubby
>ok face
>not clingy
>patient
>has ps4
>likes pokemon
>uses skype
>good taste in music/films
>would watch stupid movies/documentaries with me
when you add can you pls say you're from the imt pls c:
skype: containmentsheetz

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>>24269393
>>24269398
do you have kik

please say yes

>>24269638
Mariabkb at skype man

>>24249109
You didn't post any contact info

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Me:
>29/m/southern california
>chubby, 5'10, glasses, curly shaggy hair
>gamer and general nerd
>funny
>sardonic
>loyal
>kinky
>casually an anime fan
>down to earth slacker dude
>overwatch fanatic
>ok with long distance but close by is preferred

Her
>thin to chubby
>sense of humor
>ride or die bitch
>open minded
>kinky
>into overwatch and other games
>ok with taking it slow and
>isnt about the dating game but is ok with being silly
>clingy is ok within reason

skype:evldcky1
kik:mcboots

bumping this off of page 10 lol

>>24269417
Check!
My kik is curiousguysoton if you'd like to talk

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Me:
>21/M/France
>Moderately fit
>Tanned skin
>Love sports, been playing badminton for 5 years
>Sarcastic, honest and patient but kinda grumpy sometimes, will probably play the devil advocate just for the sake of debating (ISTP)
>Like watching/reading good movies/anime/series/manga/books
>Work in game dev

Her:
>18-23/Europe
>Weeb/Nerdy
>Kinda stay-at-home, doesn't like going out a lot
>Like staying up late
>Have a rational approach to life
>Doesn't smoke, drink
>Doesn't have tattoos or piercing

Kik: throwawayweeb