Ideal Mate Thread! Use greentext to describe yourself and your

Male/18/South United States

>Long Hair
>Love music and concerts
>5'8"
>Not fat but a little chubby, working on getting in shape.
>trash sk8r
>Photographer/Videographer
>Love technology
>Play lots of vidya
>Drug and tobacco free excluding an occasional weekend green toke.
>love talking to people about anything
>Like adventures
>love nature
>swimming is cool
>always enjoy helping people
>will always be there for you
>not religious
>love learning

Ideal Mate
>anyone intrigued by anything I said above
>someone who won't leave it solely to me to drive the conversation and will ask questions instead of being reserved and acting like they don't give a shit.

Contact - kik is f1rew4ll but I have other stuff too if you don't have kik reply to this post or something

me:
>mid 20s
>graduated with english degree and has steady job and income
>enjoys fashion and jfash, girly things, looking cute, reading, walking, coffee, weeb things
>sexually submissive
>average height and underweight
>wants to travel
>likes going to cons
>introverted but hates staying inside the house all day
>affectionate with the right person

him or her:
>steers the conversation but values my input, dominant personality in all areas (sexually as well)
>educated and employed
>non-vanilla sexually
>monogamous
>blond/e
>wants to travel/go on vacations
>understands and values space in a relationship (emotional and physical)
>likes to do small things like snuggle, go for walks together, wake up in the morning and stay in bed for a bit
>is in my corner for things that matter

>>24231745
Male or female?

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>>24231756
i'm female. i'm on my laptop now, sry for ID change. i guess i thought saying i like girly things and cute things would imply i am a girl but guess not.

>>24232007
If you were in Canada that would be great but yeah.

>>24231745
>>24232007
I've been wanting to go to cons for a while, but I haven't wanted to go solo. You sound cool, and even if we don't start something srs, I think you'd be cool to talk to.

Throwaway email is [email protected]

>>24232038
emailed. feel free to give me your skype as well, since i rarely check my throwaway anymore.

This is a long shot but I figure why not. I am looking for a female to start a relationship with my bf and I.

Me:
>23f, bi
>finishing a management degree
>5'3, 115-120 lbs. relatively fit
>long brown hair, hazel eyes, average to cute looking
>interests are exercising/lifting weights, climbing/swimming/other like activities, concerts, cooking/baking, exploring downtown, trying new bars/restaurants, some video games, horror films/stories/novels
>a bit introverted but can open up to people

Him:
>24 M, straight
>software engineer
>blonde hair, blue eyes, beard
>6'2, I think 190 lbs? not skinny but not fat
>his interests are metal/metal shows, magic the gathering, gaming, exercising occasionally, some physical activities as well.
>extroverted and open minded

YOU:
>21+ female
>any height, any body type besides overweight.
>slightly edgy/alternative is a plus, but no tumblr pls
>educated a plus
>likes being active, and has some similar interests to us
>open minded
>likes cats

we live in the SW USA

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Me

>Male
>19
>Employed
>Tall (5'10)
>Skinny
>Glasses
>Brown hair and eyes
>Voice can range from soft and polite to loud and raspy
>Extremely kinky
>Mostly submissive
>Into music and art
>Can sing and rap
>Can play guitar and ukulele
>Occasionally smokes
>Kissless virgin
>Depressed
>Steven Universe trash
>Adores Filthy Frank
>Classic rock junkie
>Eminem is love

Her

>Any race
>Can have a 2 year age gap
>Has musical or artistic talent
>Can be very smol to very tol
>Can't be anorexic and can't be morbidly obese.
>Chubby is a plus
>Stretch marks are life
>Cares about her feet
>Very sexual
>Open to almost any fetish
>Capable of being dominant
>Can tolerate clingyness
>Supportive
>Not afraid to work
>Not afraid house bitch
>Free thinker
>Not a slut
>Likes cuddles
>Likes the same music as me
>Has all her visible teeth
>Not on drugs
>Preferably human
>Not afraid feminist
>Not vegan
>Not hard to please


You don't have to match 100%

Also if you have vitiligo I'll pop a boner js

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contact info is in pic related but I'll put it here too.

skype: propane.accessories
kik: pr0pane

skype is preferred.
I like animu, my kitten, and computer maintenance

>>24232327
Forgot to mention my kik is kurdtmorrison

>>24232338
Chad?

IDEAL?
>tall (my height to a half foot taller)
>strong(er than me)
>dominant (in the sex way)
>forward/aggressive (in the non-sex way)
>rich (and quite generous)
>intelligent (agrees with me on everything)
>passionate (about the things I'M passionate about)
>female (ahahah shoot me in the fucking head)

But, let's be real, I'm never going to find a young hot sex mommie who wants to pay for everything or even anything remotely close to that, so I think my real standards are

>not fat
>low expectations/commitment
>enjoys my company
>wants to talk to me
>dtf

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>me
>20
>Australian
>enjoy camping and nature
>gym
>long hair
>pic related
>extrovert, love meeting new people
>enjoys exploring and getting lost
>want to be a teacher one day maybe
>enjoys anime and TV shows
>indie rock and classic rock are my jam

her:
>short
>not grossly overweight
>enjoys similar stuff to me (not really important but it would be nice) but has her own interests too
>loves nature as much as I do
>into camping and walking, exploring
>likes cute stuff
>long hair that I can play with
>has a decent fashion sense and isn't boymode as fuck
>enjoys shopping
>similar taste in music would be nice
>cute nose

Her:
>White, Asian, or Latina
>Petite preferably, but as long as you arent taller than me its fine
>High sex drive
>Is a switch
>Has some kind of ambition or passion
>Likes metal, punk, or classic rock
>Can hold a conversation
>Is at least ok with drugs
>Intelligent
>Not religious
>Has a dark sense of humor
>A bit unstable
>Would like to travel/not afraid of heights

Me:
>20/male/white
>6 foot
>Brown hair
>Average build (friends say I'm fairly thin and in shape)
>Pilot in training
>Can kinda play guitar
>Likes metal, punk, classic rock
>Really fucked up sense of humor
>Play a fair amount if vidya
>Like going to concerts and places in general
>Enjoy new and exciting things

>>24232473
Forgot, kik is great_wall_of_trump

Me:
>white
>male
>not ugly

Her:
>not obese
>nerdy
>depressed and will talk to me about it

Her
>18-25
>in europe
>appearance in hair, eyes, skin length doesnt really matter. Tough dark hair light skin is a lil plus.
>A goal in her life not a couch hugger
>is able to support herself
>An cope with a lot of bad jokes
>some tattoos are nice
>takes care of herself and her body, not too chub
>direct and honest
>likes to do active things from time to time
>is creative because im bad at that so you can Teach me
>likes to drink a beer with me
>wants to go to a bar from time to time
>likes pets, pref have some herself because i have none...

Me:
>20/M/netherlands
>2.00m
>white, short light brown hair
>blue eyes
>lean/trained body
>student atm. 3rd year of uni
>i study factory automation, and next to that social psycology
>sport a lot, i train 5 times a week. Not musclebuilder tryin to be the hulk or something like that just normal athletics.
>part-time teacher
>like to just chill and watch series in the weekends
>really like animals tough i dont have one myself because i dont have the time to take care of one
>weird sense of humor
>i am cuddly and like to give attention
>i like cooking because i love to eat good food
>dominantly
>like to just go out and chill with people from time to time
>one person guy, I like to stick with someone i like.
>love to learn about a lot of things

ehh yeah if you wanna know more just add me i guess.. Kik: MatigeMaat

>>24231745
I'm very interested in chatting. I'm a grill! My Kik is turniphead96.

Male/23/California
>6'4"
>/fit/
>nihilist
>educated but no ambition to pursue career
>audiobooks, coffee, cigarettes
>camping, swimming, angry music, PC gaming, sad music
>garden, cat, dog
>wants to raise chickens

You
>someone I won't get bored of.
>I thought I knew what I wanted
>but now I have no clue

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>>24232384
Heavens no. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Me:
>U.Kfag. Aberdeen, Scotland
>23
>5'5"
>Redhead, blue eyes
>Slender
>Weird gamer, sci-fi and fantasy nut
>Trap

Her:
>Not fat
>Low expectations/commitment
>Enjoys my company
>Wants to talk to me
>Possibly DtF

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Hey everyone

Me
>Picture is literally me
>Brown hair, brown eyes, dorky
>From England
>In my twenties
>I'm about to go to school to learn filmmaking and other stuff to do with the arts
>I'm straight with a tiny bicurious edge
>I like comic books and neat sci-fi things
>I also read a lot
>I try my best to be nice to people
>I also cycle a bunch

My skype is: peter.parker1962 (Not actually born in 1962, it's a reference to when the comics came out, blah blah blah)

You
>I don't mind where you're from, but the closer to England the better, but don't be put off
>Redheads to the front of the line, but I'm not overly picky
>You could be the hottest girl in the world, but if you're not funny or nice, then what's the point, so, funny and nice is good too
>Pls be nerdy, or at least slightly nerdy
>Be interested in me as much as I'm interested in you

That's about it!

I hope someone's out there and likes the sound of this :)

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>>24232571
sent a kik

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Male UK straight


I suppose my ideal would be
>outdoorsy
>Tanned (but from doing something involving nature and being outside a lot)
>Dirty blonde hair?
>A surfy kind of vibe?
>Curvier but in a toned way
>Likes adventure
>Not shy but not in a dickish way, more like just puts her foot in it all the time
>Loud laugh
>Loves to try new things
>Cheerful and very rarely down like me
>Positive energy not negative
>Someone actually nice and kind and sweet and who doesnt turn out to be emotionally abusive and manipulative and a queen of the harpies because I swear I just can't handle getting my hopes up again
>Likes cycling and dinosaurs

Me
>20
>white
>live in the UK
>5`11
>around 125lbs
>not very muscular, kinda average small build
>long dark hair
>no tattoos, piercings or any body modifications and dont want any
>people tell me i have nice eyes and hair
>somewhat shy and introverted but like going out with my friends as well
>love travelling and frequently travel
>fluent in two languages
>working full time and starting school again next week
>romantic and very intimate person and dont really care about sex
>love history, discussing it and anything history related
>i play games but only on the PC
>i write stuff in my spare time
>love movies and reading historical books
>not into anime, manga and asian culture in general
>financially independent
>dont drink smoke or do drugs
>i believe in soul mates
>not religious

Her:
>18-22
>white
>lives in the UK
>not fat or chubby
>dark hair
>no tattoos or piercings
>likes gaming or at least tolerates it
>has some hobbies other than anime or manga
>wants to travel and see the world
>likes cuddling
>sexually inexperienced and the less previous partners the better
>shy and awkward
>somewhat introverted
>clingy, obsessive and posessive
>wants a relationship or LDR for life
>wouldnt mind meeting up

If you fit some of those, add me:
Skype: assman300
Kik: atazs

Not really interested in small talk, people outside of the UK, non white people and people above 24. Sorry.

>>24231745
Would you mind if I left my email account, even just for having your skype? I'd like to get to know you more and talk a bit with you. My email is [email protected]

Me:
>22m bi, Sweden
>fairly muscular, 177 cm (5'10"-ish)
>good looking as far as i can tell
>bachelor's in finance
>part-time job that i never go to
>spend almost all my time investing
>unsatisfied with life
>want to sell apartment, buy a boat and sail around the world

You:
>age and sex aren't that important
>not crazy
>nice person
>average+ looks
>good general knowledge of everything

Most importantly
>share my desire to go on a sailing adventure

My kik is alex_swe
Or hit me up at [email protected]

I don't know why I bother

Me:
>20 White Male KY
>Short brown hair green eyes
>6'4" chubby but working on it
>Have a job
>going back to school eventually
>Pretty depressed
>Dominant in every way
>Been told I'm smart, nice, honest, and funny but that shit is subjective
>Like video games, camping, hiking, cooking, cosplay, sports, throwing rocks at children, having existential crises every night before bed, consuming media
>Pretty laid back hard to make mad not really controlling at all
>Fucked up sense of humor
>Not potty trained
>emotional intelligence of a sun dried tomato

Her:
>Location doesn't matter but prefer in kentucky or bordering states
>18-30 biological female
>shorter than me
>anything but morbidly obese
>the bigger boobs and butt the better but I'm not superficial about that
>prefer black hair but whatever anything is fine
>any skin color is fine but prefer white or asian
>have to be honest. I will be so I expect the same even if you think I'll get mad
>enjoy my dark sense of humor
>Has her own interests but will humor mine (I will do the same)
>able to stomach my cooking
>will help me push the elderly down flights of stairs
>non-religious
>wife tier if you can make a good shrimp dish


This seems like a waste of effort since most women want some variant of Chad which i am not.

Kik is explosivemarzipan

Her:
>Have a vagina.
>Breathing.

Breathing is optional.

Ideal mate:

>Japanese or Russian/Scandinavian
>Adventurous
>Shorter than me (under 6'2)
>Rich family
>Intelligent
>Funny
>Interested in Film and TV
>Conservative
>Wants Children
>Cute
>Into music, as in plays instruments and shit
>Would keep pets (but not eat the dog if japanese huehuehue)

>>24232327
Do you have Skype?

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Me:
>21 m, OR
>5'11, the rest is apparent in the photo
>nihilistic phase currently
>have baggage from an ex
>at my core anti-social but i believe it's important to fit in every now and then
>prefer to walk away from confrontations, a problem i've had since childhood
>i listen to and play music as therapy
>i love cool shit, fighting, shooting, adventuring. (muay thai, HEMA, archery, hikes and urbex)
>i like getting drunk and high, yes indeed, i also like being healthy and enjoy getting fit as much as masturbation
>kinky, some day might try poly or open


In order of things that would make me the happiest deep down
a perfect her
>18-25, mature in personality
>as in no restrictive parents, preferably moved out (yes this is a problem still somehow)
>as in not afraid to have a serious conversation or at least listen to me have a serious conversation
>at our age, short term relationship is the plan
>submissive in the bed
>comes to me for emotional advice
>helps me out with fiscal advice
>have her own interest in outdoorsy stuff
>not afraid of 420
>she would be perfect if she likes vidya herself, but it's okay
>I have a thing for red-heads. like really hard
>smooth skin in some way, some body hair is okay as long as the figure that comes with it is hot
>sex positive preferably, at least a little kinky
>wont despise me for suggesting poly or open, it's negotiable
>size kinda matters, fit in some way, curvy with small tits is one thing that really gets me going
viable her
>red-pilled or in other words not a vapid sheep
>hawt
this type of girl gets my interest at least

him
(as a top)
>husky and fit, my idea of attrative male is a bearded friendly looking face, stoic is a nice trait
>taller than me
>okay with me being new to this
>not looking for a humiliating type of relationship.
(as a sub)
>smooth boi toy
>can't deny my appreciation for dat male ass
>not looking for a sub relationship with a male, hookups only

me
>male
>white (british/italian)
>5'7"
>chubby/fat but planning on being less fat/average
>passion for non-mainstream music (and some mainstream i have to admit)
>love traditional games (board and card games are a passion of mine)
>love some vidya (binding of isaac and pokemon/dragon quest joker)
>love cartoons like su and bojack horseman

him
>ideally above 5'10 but anything taller than me is a plus and acceptable
>chub muscle is the ideal body type but then second place is fat and then third is pure muscle
>bearded (not required just love a good beard)
>non white (preferably but white is fine too)
>dark hair
>passion for music
>is musical himself
>liking my shows is optional but will watch them with me
>socially aware (not a /pol/ user unless you do it to watch idiots talk about their right wing nonsense)
>tags onto the last one but left wing (socialist views preferably but anything left of the right wing side is fine)

as long as you fit the first two and the last two then you're good
my skype is pinkyflydie (i was a wannabe brony please don't remind me)

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Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Ambitious. I can't stand people who don't want to go anywhere in life.
>Well-read. If we can't talk about books, I'll get bored real fast.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

Me (male)
>27
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>185, working on dropping about 10 pounds, or turning it into more muscle (most of which is currently in my legs/butt courtesy of cycling)
>Hazel eyes
>pursuing PhD in hard science field, ultimately want to teach/do outreach
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music

Skype is sn_1987.a