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19/f/2016

>tfw when need some green

>>24222981

Join discord, someone can hook you up

>>24223070

Already in ;)

Nobody has figured out I'm female though

26/m/4000 reporting in.

Relaxing to some tunes while the Saturday goes on its merry way. How is everyone?

>>24222981
wanna fuk?

25 m 4558
Chillin, drinkin, vidyin.

>>24223186

Piss off creep

4216 27/m whats going on people?

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>>24223424

19/M/2068

Procrastinating uni work hard. Considering cheating on my GF... Horny AF

>>24223496
>Considering cheating on my GF

Break up with her

If you're considering cheating on her it's obviously not working - stop wasting both of your time

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>>24223496

>>24223496

you disgust me ay

>>24223502
>>24223503
>>24223505

I appreciate your moral superiority complex. It's really not that simple.

>19/f/2500
No idea why I'm here tbqh

Almost went to write 19 but realised I'm an old cunt now, feelsbadman

20/m/3437

>>24223510
>It's really not that simple

You are considering cheating on your girlfriend. This implies that you are not happy with the relationship. If that is the case, why the fuck are you still in it? Stop wasting your goddamn time.

>>24223525
Welcome to the club old cunt

>age
55
>sex
M
>postcode/location
2229
>meetup
Get off my damn lawn you no good kids!!!

And what's with the fkn store fronts?!?

>>24223517
>Wollongong

Come to Sydney, the housing is more expensive and there's just as much "not enough jobs" here

>23
>M
>4160
>Looking for weed or sex

>>24223517

Here as in @ 2500 or here as in 4chan? If u meant 4chan, then probably because u have nothing better to do or if u do u can't be bothered doing it.

>>24223533
I grew up in Sydney!

>>24223543
Here as in 4chan - and I suppose you're right Dr. Phil

4020 and old enough to rent a car

>>24223549
Neat, I have a friend who grew up in Wollongong

She used to hate Wollongong, then she moved to Sydney. Now she hates both places, yay adulthood

>>24223527
oa

>>24223554
Both places are average. This is why I should leave the country

>>24223561
After that "religious vilification" law got passed in the ACT I am looking into emigration - if the law spreads out of the ACT I'm fucking gone

21/male/2203
Bisexual stoner reportin' in.

>>24223569
Oh god...that fucking law had me REEEEing
>You can no longer berate a religion for disagreeing with it
Yup. Free speech is now illegal, and fineable, folks

>>24223527

I disagree. I am "happy" with the relationship. I just want a side game because it would be fun. I'm still in it for numerous reasons, including but not limited to: we get along really well, we enjoy each-others day to day company and I can see living out the rest of my life with her. However, with all of that being said, my happiness doesn't preclude my desires to sleep around...

>>24223549

No worries. Are you in a relationship?

>>24223581

You're retarded and shouldn't be in a relationship unless the partner is willing to keep it open, otherwise you're betraying the trust of your partner. Find someone who suits your needs you sperg

>>24223581
Ah, so you're just a sociopath and/or narcissist, no worries

>>24223579
Yep, if someone says "I think the world is 6000 years old" and you say "I think you're dumb for thinking that" then congratulations you just broke the law - as long as you're in the ACT. Thank fuck it's not a national law.

21/m/2042

Added a girl on Skype and she got all pissy when I asked her if she was mtf and now she's blocked me and hasn't accepted my requests kek

>>24223596
Agreed. Hell I'm tempted to pull my heathenry iconography out and go down there just to loiter around outside churches and abuse the fuck out of the law until they realise how dumb it is.

>>24223601
I wonder if you can sue for damages as the "victim" of the "crime"

>>24223610
"mental anguish"
maaaaan, it'd be almost worth it to prove just how dumb a law it is

>>24223594
>>24223596

Does it make you feel nice at night when you cuddle up in bed knowing that you are an awesome person because you haven't cheated, or wanted to cheat, on a SO?

The reality is that cheating and the emotions associated (for all parties) are fundamental to the human condition, not one of the specific disorders that you listed.

>>24223588
Nah, how bout you

>>24223569
Is that really a thing? That's pretty fucked up. Even if it spreads, it's probably not going to stop me from being an asshole to every shitcunt Evangelical shoving a bible in my face whenever I'm at uni.

>>24223616

Wanting to fuck other people and saying that you're actually considering it are very different things, and no matter how much of a horny bastard you are if your partner expects exclusivity then you shouldn't be in a relationship with them.

>>24223496
Do it. You're 19 ffs.

Just don't be a faggot and tell her later. Wear a condom and don't tell the other one literally anything.

And don't make it a habit.

>>24223620
For now. Which law is this exactly? I haven't heard about anything ACT specific. Just all that recent federal shit about 18C. Pretty funny stuff.

>>24223616
Not an awesome person, no, just not a shitty one.

Your justification for wanting to cheat on your significant other was literally just "because it would be fun".

If that's how you feel, then tell your significant other. I'm sure she'd be fine with an open relationship, after all, you can see living out the rest of your life with her, surely she'd realise that your happiness doesn't preclude your desires to sleep around!

Oh, but then you'd be putting someone else's happiness above your own, and that's just not fathomable I guess.

>>24223616
This is the funniest thing I've ever read just admit you're fucked instead of making up weird justifications

>>24223634
Don't listen to this idiot. That's some seriously shitty advice right there.

>>24223620
>>24223632
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/act-parliament-passes-religious-vilification-laws-20160804-gqlagu.html

The worst part is how fucking vague it is

>>24223640
Does that mean if I say HOLY JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST AND MOHAMMET then I can be charged with a federal crime ?

>>24223552
2020 bro

>>24223645
No.

You'd be charged with a state crime.

Well, possibly charged. Like I said, it's so incredibly fucking vague that saying "Jesus fucking Christ" could be illegal

>>24223647
4020* fat ass fingers

>>24223649
Someone got a serious hard-on when they drafted that law.

I met a lawyer on a plane once. I tried chatting her up, but then it emerged that she was a Christian.

Furthermore, she was flying to Canberra in order to help write laws that made people live better lives. When pressed on what "made" and "better" meant, it was clear she meant "force to be more christian"

We did not fuck, in case anyone is wondering.

32/m/2095

Oldfag

Horny and staying in tonight, straight but curious. Anyon keen to chat? Kik or Skype.

>>24223657
You're not old Sonny Jim.

>>24223657
Pretty sure 40 is the cut off for "old" anon

>>24223624
Why? Because of some abstract societal construction? There is nothing "natural" about humans absolute monogamy.

>>24223627
I'm inclined to agree. I've actually already done it but that was under slightly different circumstances. I need to find a good place to meet people that are completely outside our social circle.

>>24223634
Is there anything wrong with that "justification"? I think its a pretty good reason actually. Why would I tell her? That would be retarded. She obviously wouldn't be cool with it. Neither would I if she asked me. Yes, I understand this is leading class hypocrisy, but this ain't kumbaya.

>>24223635
Kek. I do admit that I'm fucked up, but I insist on dragging down the rest of human race by asserting that you're all fucked up. This is especially true considering your all on 4chan...

>>24223656
I seem to meet a lot of interesting people on planes

unfortunately, "interesting" in this case tends to mean "people I do not want to spend even the briefest amount of time with let alone an 18+ hour flight"

>>24223661
(chuckles to self)

Isn't there a 55 year old in this thread somewhere ?

>>24223671
Yeah, I just bring a book and a long playlist these days.

There's a secret to getting seats only next to actually cool people in oz.

>>24223670
There's also nothing "natural" about the fucking internet either yet here you are using it to make retarded arguments

If you're an asshole, you're an asshole. Don't try to justify it, just admit that you care more about your personal happiness than you care about loyalty to your significant other - which, yes, that does make you a bad person.

>>24223640

That is great... Who's keen for thoughtcrime?

>>24223681
What the fuck, you are still posting ?

Are you single ?

>>24223679
When I was coming back to Sydney from the USA a few years agoI was next to an absolute fucking hamplanet who was leaking over into my seat. Then she said "oh it's ok I like cuddling". Thankfully I was in the aisle seat so as soon as the seatbelt sign went off I fucking bailed and managed to get an empty seat next to some guy who slept for literally the entire flight. I would have been worried that he was dead if it weren't for the occasional snore.

>>24223660

>>24223673

>>24223661

Wow thanks! Is everyone on here nice or what? I've been on /b for over 5 years and just thought everyone on 4chan were like the btards.

>>24223691
I just vomited in my mouth
>lucky I have a drink in front of me.

I done heard stories about hamplanet sex.

To recover from the trauma, me and my ex used to get fuckfaced and yell out roleplaying scenarios about fat sex whilst fucking at 2am. This is whilst our actual fat flatmates were trying to fuck.

>>24223685
Recently, yes.

Only relationship I ever cheated in was when I was 18 and it wasn't going anywhere. Broke up with her the very next day.

Seriously, I'm not trying to be a dick about it, but if you're willing to break the trust of someone for self-satisfaction then it's not a healthy relationship. I've had relationships ranging from a few months to several years, and I know there's a big difference between thinking "I want to fuck this chick" and "I am actively considering cheating"

>>24223670

Appealing to nature is fucking retarded, we aren't running around naked without knowledge of soap.

Regardless of whether it's a societal construction or not, if your partner has an expectation of monogamy and you don't then you're in a relationship with the wrong fucking person. Clearly you two are not compatible in the long term if one of you wants to sleep with other people and the other expects you not to.

>>24223707
>Recently

Yeah, no shit, it shows.

Lemme guess, she banged your bestie.

>>24223713

If your partner banged your bestie, would you stay with them?

>>24223713
How old are you now ?

>>24223713
No, she got a promotion that required moving to QLD and I'm not up for a long distance relationship. We were only together for 4 months so I'm hardly shaken up about it.

>>24223716
26.

>>24223715
Yeah I would. Shows she has taste.

>>24223640
Why is Australia like this...honestly

>>24223721

You're autistic dude

>>24223721
FUCKING FACEPALM.

The correct answer is:

"Shows he has taste" and I will try to remember that next time.

>>24223572
bi stoners best stoners

>>24223728
How old are you ?

>>24223725
We don't have a decent constitution like the USA does.

I seriously don't understand why we never established any sort of Free Speech law

Fuck, we have people actively campaigning against free speech all the goddamn time

>>24223734

23

>>24223744
Please keep imparting your wisdom.

>>24223748

Someone's gotta balance out your autism

>>24223757
Lost interest in the other guy already ?

>>24223742
>USA
>decent constitution
wew lad

>>24223767

He stopped trying to justify himself

>>24223770
What's so bad about it? Pretty much the only contentious thing I'd say would be the 2nd amendment

>>24223780
He never had to.

It was you with all the typing.

>>24223786

Good to know that people don't have to justify betraying the trust of their partners

>>24223781
Yeah that's the part that's bad about it imo

>>24223790
Good to know that someone who is 23 knows fucking everything.

How about you got off your fucking computer and go and meet your next gf, loser.

>>24223794

I like how you don't have any actual argument and are deflecting to avoid admitting you're wrong

>>24223793
And yet the worst part of the entire constitution was still written with the goal of giving power to the people

Regardless of how it's turned out in some respects, the US constitution is all about the people, not the government, and that's what makes it one of the best constitutions in the world

>>24223800
Why in the living fuck are you discussing USA here ?

>>24223804
Why are you so upset kek

>>24223800
I mean, its okay-ish. They still have a lot of violent situations there.

>>24223804

He doesn't have to justify himself you know

>>24223810

He is salty cause couldn't find a good reason to betray a partner's trust

>>24223810
Are you from /pol/ ?

>>24223812
You will never escape the fact that you are 23 and that your next gf will find a reason to get away from you.

In both cases, I hope you ... well I don't really fucking care.

>>24223829
Nah, that place seems pretty removed from reality

>>24223833
That will be because it is.

Read Neal Stephonson's "Quicksilver" for a brief overview on what life was like setting up the new republic.

It wasn't a brave new world.

It was a haven for religious heretics.

>>24223829

>next gf

That implies I'm going to lose the current one, but fortunately I don't think that's happening since neither of us are trying to fuck other people

Since you're so obsessed with age, mind telling us how old you are?

>>24223840
Old enough to be your father, that's all you need to know.

So you snagged another one, I pity her already.

>>24223844

I knew grandpa would show up sometime

>>24223794
m8 you're the one agreeing with a 19 year old

>>24223810
Yeah but most of the violence really stems from the WAR ON DRUGS™, not really the 2nd amendment

>>24223829
>>24223833
Despite the "/pol/ was right again!" meme, there are some legitimately good discussions there
Too bad for every one good point there's thousands of retarded ones

>>24223846
I've been here the whole fucking time.

Ask me anything you gloriously wise 23 year old fuckwit.

m/20/3128
Looking for a trap tbqh but anything goes.

>>24223849

Why are you so salty? Are you trying to compensate for your own sense of inadequacy?

>>24223853
Absolutely. But I'm doing something about it.

You on the other hand, have decided to impart Christian Values on someone even more impressionable than you, if that's possible.

>>24223852
There was a geelong trap who was cute af yesterday, still not really close to melb though :(

>>24223861
yeah fukn geelong is ages out and I'd really rather not go there.

24/M/4217
Tedder Ave
Come over some some joints

>>24223854

Christian values? Christian values would involve no sex whatsoever you idiot. You're like some sort of ultra-fedora athiest that thinks any idea that you disagree with must be a religious thing

>>24223869
So you like the sex ? Bit surprised, but this is 4chan. I have no expectations.

Do you fuck your girlfriend ?

>>24223887
>Not wanting to betray the trust of someone you are loyal to makes you homosexual

You are a strange person

>>24223895
>Strange == Being a fucktard
Ah, do whatever you like buddy,

>>24223887

Why would I not enjoy having sex with my girlfriend, how retarded are you?

>>24223901

You finally admitted to being a fucktard, good job

>>24223901
>I want to spend the rest of my life with person X
>I do not care enough about person X to respect their wishes regarding monogamy

These are incompatible thoughts

>>24223903
/pol/ logic.

Time to go home friend.

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24/m/2000

21/m/5067
spending a saturday night drinking and smoking cigars
pretty chilled atm

>>24223596

yeah but they'll only ever enforce it if you speak out against kebabs - nobody gives a shit if you tell christians to stick a dick in their throat because it's hip to hate them

>>24223670
dude it's an anonymous board you can stop being edgy now

22/M/3058

What to make more friends to smoke weed with because barely any of my friends smoke.
But I love my friends and any other friends srsly can't compete.

Ayyy who's in Townsville??

>>24223998
I'm an atheist but I really hate how these days it's acceptable to shit all over Christians for their beliefs, but not OK to shit all over Muslims for theirs - even though modern Islam is way worse than Modern Christianity. I mean, fuck, the worst thing anyone ever cites about Christianity are the crusades - which were hundreds of years ago, and were A RESPONSE TO ISLAMIC INVASION

Shit makes no goddamn sense

>>24224029

I feel you 1000% bro. I'd probably call myself agnostic or atheist (I don't really know) but if you're gonna shit on one religion, shit on them all. I'm all for making fun of stuff.
But there's such an obvious double standard, it's proper fucked.

>>24224029
Humans are very succeptible to mental illness. Believing in a god is akin to having an imaginary childhood friend, regardless of what religion it is. Lack of ability to take responsiblity for your own actions etc

Religion is just a scapegoat, sucks in and blames innocent followers for someone or something else's agenda

>>24223852
psst friend
i'm 3130 and twink if that interests you

3012, looking for fem or trap, 22M.

>>24224027
Yup me. Where abouts are you?

I hate this place fyi, I want to go back south.

>>24223517
I'm not too far from you, looking for some company tonight?

>>24224112
Possibly interests me, but I'm a twink as well.

4074/M

Playing CS:GO with m7s. Any women close-ish? Asian pref.

>>24223673
Yup ... that's me

>>24227937
Met some really interesting older anon's on here. Always good fun.

28/m/4128

What's everyone up to?

25/M/6009
All of the beer. All of the bored, sad, and lonely.

>>24228034
I work as a bouncer. Last night near closing at 2am had a 50-60ish year old woman and her son come up and ask where they could get drinks for the son's eighteen birthday. The mother was slathered in makeup and so drunk I couldn't let them in. The son was an overweight monstrosity chain smoking cigarettes. I feel so sad for both of them.

So, what's everyone's opinion on bestiality?

>>24228277
So long as you're not hurting the animal and the animal is into it, why not?

Why do you ask?

>>24228277
Depends on the animal

>>24228284
Curious. Wouldn't mind watching a girl getting mounted.
>>24228286
Dog

>>24228295
I don't think there are many that would be willing desu. Good luck with your search I suppose.

Knew a chick who was into it, but she was a beast herself.

>>24223433
also 4216/m here

any anons want their dicks sucked or to fuck me? need dick

yes, i do dress up

>>24228315
kik: brisanon

Should talk at least.

>>24228315
Can you dress up as a dog for this anon?

>>24228277

>>24228323
I think he wants to watch rather than be involved..

>>24228323
>>24228337
sure, i'll try anything once

>>24228339
So does Kik work for you? or do you need something else?

>>24228344
sent ;)