MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/ Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J

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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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Voice and IM server like skype, only better.
Made by and for performers, lurkers, requesters etc.
https://discord.gg/ujgGXJY

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Request.

Flavor text:
I am looking for someone to cuck my boyfriend via a dildo. I have a dildo with a suction cup like pic related, but I am really bad at using it without direction. My boyfriend wants to watch me ride and suck it while he masturbates, but he doesnt want to have to give me commands at the same time. We also have a cuck fetish that We enjoys through this play by imagining that the dildo is superior mans superior cock. So the use of a third party would get us out of this jam and heighten the arousal for all involved.

Request details:
I would like a recording of a dominant man giving me masturbation instructions using the dildo. How and what I use it for will be up to you. Pace and roughness are all under your discretion. Just pretend its your cock and tell me what you want me to do with it (you can be as vulgar or not as you want). The main focus should be being very specific, dont just tell me to ride it, tell me how hard/fast/deep/position. The more descriptive the better.

Other info:
You can refer to the dildo as "the dildo" or "my dick/cock/ect" your choice.
Stick to either anal OR vaginal penetration(no ass to vagina)
I can do ass/vag to mouth though.

Stole this from another anon because it applies for me as well.
>I'm up for just about any kink in this. SPH, raceplay (I'm white), impreg, orgasm denial, forced bi(!), dehumanization(!), I'm game for however you want to take this.

First request I have ever made in this kind of thread. I hope I followed all the rules. Thank you in advance. If my request is badly made or I broke any rules dont be scared to point it out.

Double bonus points:
>Attach a picture of the penis I will be pretending to ride.
>keep it gender neutral so i can convince my bf to follow the file at the same time
Just imagine two bitches riding your cock :)

Bumping4Dropout

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Albrecher establishing after a bit of a hiatus, open to your requests and critique!

https://www.chirbit.com/Albrecher

Here are a few of my recordings:

http://chirb.it/nz9Ien (You Maid A Mistake)

http://chirb.it/Kqka7M (Vaas Script)

http://chirb.it/bEgm9B (Silent Knight Fap Session)

http://chirb.it/vkqeeh (End Of The Work Week)

http://chirb.it/n8mOq3 (Comforting Boyfriend Experience)

http://chirb.it/xzAOvB (Incubus)

http://chirb.it/BJkzs8 (Telling The Bunny What To Do Petplay)

http://chirb.it/FaLxAs (Daddy Dirty Talk)

http://chirb.it/annhb5 (100-1)

Aaand that's probably enough links for now, feel free to pay my chirbit a visit for more!

Any qt russians willing to record themselves masturbating and perhaps narrating it? Bonus points for cute moans

>>24203738

Hmm... Interesting. Will have to consider how to make it cuckish AND non-gendered...

>>24205552
Isn't it cuckish enough in the fact that she's using it in front of her boyfriend?

>>24205572

Nope.

>>24204504
Welcome Back, Albrecher! :) We missed you!

Can you please do more Sweet Talk/Boyfriend Experience recordings? And, maybe, ramble about what you've been doing lately, or anything that you are passionate about.

Hi it's Doitus

Last thread someone dropped a request on a Roger Waters. Unfortunately atm I don't really have time nor motivation to learn songs I'm not familiar with :/

Here's a new one anyway cos I haven't posted in a while, even tho I messed up one part :)

https://soundcloud.com/doitus/one

>>24205552
Dont Have to Swing for the extra points if you dont feel like it. Just do your best.

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Helion, establishing with content, and with a new headset, so if you have any comments or thoughts about the recording quality, PLEASE PASS THEM ON :

>Books Ramble
>Got requested of me on the discord
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Books-Ramble

>Ice Play Schlick Instruction by Me
>Script: http://pastebin.com/faVYAVcr
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Ice-Play-Schlick-Instruction

>>24203746
This is a repost, but moved to soundgasm:
>Pronunciation Poem by G. Nolst Trenité
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Pronunciation-Poem-by-G-Nolst-Trenit

>My Chirbit (currently not having things uploaded to it, though I may start duplexing it... we'll see)
https://www.chirbit.com/Helion

>My Soundgasm (what I'm currently using)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion

>My Pastebin (where I keep my scripts)
http://pastebin.com/u/Helion9

>My email (in case you want to contact me with feedback or a request)
[email protected]

As ever, I hope you enjoy the content, and feedback is very much welcomed. :)

-Helion

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FduYjOI4Gz

New guy from the last thread, had a shit couple of days so I'm looking for a distraction. Hit me with anything.

>>24206087
let me bear your children

>>24203684
Newfag reportan. Just answered the first 20 questions from the pastebin.

First 10, the not-so-lewd questions.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QuQQismsMw

Second 10, lewd questions.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q8Ffrs8QFQ

I hope the background noise isn't too bad, I don't think it is but other users might. Still adapting to audacity, If it's unbearable then I may repost these once I have them acceptable on Chirbit.

>>24203739
>its hard giving head
No its not

>>24207493
You kind of remind me of Ron Swanson

I just read the OP cuz I'm actually really bored.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s148F8hpNWcI

- Dropout

>>24208317
>bored and hungry as fuck
>I guess I'll watch porn
>sees dropout post
yesssssss

>>24208340
Wow, I'm really sorry to take you away from that porn desu

>>24208364
Fuckin word filter

>>24208364
>>24208365
Don't be!! I look forwards to your recordings. I even did a thing >>24204207

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>>24208390
Oh wow, didn't see that.

MFW im trying to record but there seems to be literally tons of noise outside my door for literally no reason

>>24208449
Blugh. I was trying to record a story yesterday while sitting in my car and waiting for the rain to fuck off. It was a waste of time desu. What are you trying to record exactly?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TgA3HwtYjs

An excerpt from the beginning of my favorite book, The Book Thief.

>>24208463
This is what I was trying to record. I might just start doing the whole audacity to chirbit combo because I'm not happy with vocaroo's quality.

>>24208521
Did you forget your chirbit login?? You've had a couple before, yes? Gosh you have such a nice and silky voice ugh.

>>24208558
I'm pretty sure I can log in to one of them. You're too kind.

>>24208560
Any reason why you stopped using it?
>you're too kind
Not always but I try

>>24208570
Mostly stopped using it because I stopped recording for idk how long lmao.

>>24208577
Ahhh that's fair but you have a decent amount of people that enjoy your recordings!

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>>24208584
Not true

>>24206087
Thanks, Doitus! I really enjoy listening to your music and hope you continue to post.

>>24208806
Well I'm at least a fan but I've made that obvious

>>24206627
ooh. That ice play gave me chills. :p Well done, Mr. Helion!

>>24210579
Thank you. :)

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Bump with short prose porn. A quote from Slaughterhouse Five.

>>24211394
>Lot's Wife quote from Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Lots-Wife-quote-from-Slaughterhouse-Five-by-Kurt-Vonnegut

-Helion

>>24211394
>>24211492
Not really porn though sadly ;)

>>24211497
LOL! Truth. Will do better next time. :) Thank you! Am doing listening catch-up later, starting with your books ramble, yay!

>>24211526
Awesome, be warned though that the books ramble is lengthy... As in 45 minutes long....

Pack a drink and a bite to eat is what I'm saying here :P

>>24211599
Uh... You do realize that good, lengthy rambles and reads are treasured like a golden ticket inside of a Wonka bar, no? Quickies are nice, but gals like a guy who takes his time and goes... in-depth.
In other words- thanks. :)

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Hello everybody, i might be a little late to respond to that post >>24195183, but i found the real french text to be sure to respect Camus' real talent (i would never try to just retranslate everything from an english translation, as i feared, things would have been lost). So i recorded in french then in english (you lose the fact that he is talking about his mother in the english version. If you read the full text you might be aware this is who he is talking about but here, with only that part, it gives a little bit more explanation why he is thinking about that)

http://chirb.it/swg3va

- Voodoo (establishing for some reason)

>>24211624
Well... Enjoy then :P

bump from the eighth

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Requesting more poetry, because it's what I do.
Not sure about the author; found it on tumblr.

>>24213099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00aZVbi2ycj

>>24211492
Short and sweet, thank you! Or rather, short and resigned/feels? Either way, was good.
>>24206627
>books ramble
Thanks, Helion! Came away with more recs than I'll be able to get to- that's one of the fuckers of life- but I enjoyed listening to your ramble on various series and books and why you enjoyed them or why you can't go back and re-read. And yeah... Luke as the protagonist? pfffft.

>>24211682
Yes!!! Thanks, Voodoo! Ugh the original French *weeping inside*. So. Good. And thanks for clarifying to the audience that the "she" is the mother. I forget to include context sometimes, thinking that people who have read the work are more likely to record. :)

>>24214762
Thank you, and you're welcome. :)

Also:
>A quick addendum to the books ramble, in case anyone is actually interested in reading the honorverse books.
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Quick-Addendum-to-the-Books-Ramble

>>24213099
I do wish you'd stop requesting things I can't credit properly... Ah well.. Enjoy anyways:

>'I'm Always The Loneliest In Bed' poem by Unknown on Tumblr
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Im-Always-The-Loneliest-In-Bed-poem-by-Unknown-on-Tumblr

-Helion

>>24213099

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YxtXDJsL2K

Hmm I did a thing

>>24213099
>

New here, did this for fun on my shit mic.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qYqxPldg2n

>>24207459
>>24208857

Thanks so much for the kind words, always gives me fuel to do new covers :) unfortunately atm im quite out of inspiration. desu i should just go buy a capo so that i can practice many more songs - ill try to get to it tomorrow :)

>>24213099

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fzW0uEMzTO

>>24211394

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wQ9zM1YWKE

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Bump :)

>>24217710

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17sW1NVSAIL

>>24203738
Has anyone else started this? I wanna give it a go, but if some one does a better version than me I will kill myself.

>>24217903
Such an extreme and final reaction to an outcome that is subjective, tsk. Not the way the thread works- I'm sure the anon would love to hear your version.

>>24217981
I am sure they would. But I would hate being shown as a lesser. I only value my own feelings

>>24217992
At least you have feelings. I am but a mere bot.

>>24217992

There is no lesser in acting, just different.

If they don't enjoy it as much as another version, someone else will. Have at it!

Albrecher here, filling a few poetry requests. I hope you enjoy, let me know what you think if you'd like!

>>24213099
http://chirb.it/5gnwp1


>>24217710
http://chirb.it/z0OP7E

bump from the eighth...

And a short time later, bumping again, but with content this time:

>>24217710
>Sonnet 18 by William Shakespeare
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Sonnet-18-by-WIlliam-Shakespeare

-Helion

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Hello again, MSA. It's your friendly neighborhood automaton here! Establishing and dropping off some highlights from the last thread.

First off, is the most recent; a response to the "Sub Confession" script usually found in FSA (which is the first script in this pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW)

"Dom Confession"
http://chirb.it/thyq5B

[NSFW] [Response Script] [mDom]

Next is a slightly lengthy reading of an essay by the ever amazing Haruki Murakami.

"On Seeing the 100% Perfect Girl One Beautiful April Morning"

http://chirb.it/9px3zJ

[SFW] [Short Story] [Bittersweet]

Then, we have a quick relationship experience improv. Lots of kissing, cuddling, etc. All the good things.

Short and Sweet

http://chirb.it/Pkwte4

[SFW] [Relationship Experience] [Improv] [Cuddling] [Kissing] [Sweet]

And lastly, we end on a NSFW note again, with a short barroom improv, which may or may not lead to more!

"Raising the Bar"

http://chirb.it/pN3tbJ

[NSFW] [Improv] [Public] [Hand Stuff] [Whispers] [Stranger]

You can find all of these and more at my Chirbit : https://www.chirbit.com/TinmanMSA

and if you want to get in touch with me in private, I'm usually hanging around the SA Discord server, so don't be afraid to pop in, give criticism, advice, ask requests, or even just say hello!

Thanks for listening, if you did! Stay tuned for more!

-Tinman

http://chirb.it/Bf4I3I

O du Deutschland

>>24220181
>which may or may not lead to more!

please more, tinman~ :v

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Doitus hereee

I love this song. Not only it sounds great, but it's extremely simple to play :) If you like this type of songs I can practice some more Seafret.

Seafret - Oceans
https://soundcloud.com/doitus/seafret-oceans-cover

My return to MSA, been a while
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wdxOCRtD8Y

>>24220209
>>24220181

completely agree!! pretty pleeease!

>>24220973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nduGeeAYFY

New boy. Figured I'd just read a little poetry. My voice acting isn't too good, and my mic is pretty shitty. Sorry.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vhdh8RrX8k

A reading of Dante Gabriel Rossetti's Insomnia

>>24214865
Good info, thanks Helion! Sadly, I don't know when I'll have a chance to delve, but thank you again for the resources and recs. :)

>>24218845
>http://chirb.it/z0OP7E
Thank you, Albrecher! Nice to hear you read this sonnet. :)

>>24219694
>Sonnet 18
This is a good 'un. I like this soft, gentler voice that you maintained throughout. Thank you!

>>24220693
>https://soundcloud.com/doitus/seafret-oceans-cover
Yes, please - more Seafret and anything at all. Please and thank you.

Bumping from mobile.

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Lloyd Dobler for the bump.

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

>>24221460
Welcome back!!

>>24221486
Thanks for the feedback :)

Also, bump from the seventh.

>>24220973
>>24220209

How could I say no?!

Here's Part 2: The Backlot

http://chirb.it/yEIGg3

[NSFW] [Improv] [Public] [Oral] [Whispers] [Stranger] [Sex]

Hope you enjoy!

-Tinman.

>>24224310
oh my... *fans herself*.
Can't wait to hear more from you!

>>24224348

Thanks so much for listening! I'm glad you enjoyed! Imma happy robot!

Hey guys I made a cover of one of us. Lemme know if you hated it or liked it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CSRrrXvEPy

>>24213099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10uNAquz5f5

You can possibly (probably) hear my cat who's in heat trying to get into my room in this recording desu

-Dropout

Hey MSA! My birthday is tomorrow. I'd love some birthday wishes :)
I'm going out tonight to celebrate

>>24213099

Thinking about her. Fuck.

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>>24224310
so very sexy, tinman~ thank you ;)

>>24211394

I always loved Kurt.


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>>24224678


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>> War of the Worlds radio broadcast request

It's National Radio Day in the U.S., inspiring a request from "The War of the Worlds" that Orson Welles adapted into a broadcast script. For anyone who wants to read the last few paragraphs of Pierson's dialogue. (In pic, full script below)

http://www.sacred-texts.com/ufo/mars/wow.htm

>>24224932

Huh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WRDoR3nrww

>>24224678
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dg04K4DOsL

>>24224944
>>24224918
>>24224932
>>24224905

I've been told that I have a nice voice irl, but it sounds awful with my shitty phone mic. Do you guys think I should buy a decent mic and practice some voice acting? Or just give up now?

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My ramble about the HTC Vive - the VR headset.

Friend came over and hooked it up. Here's my view on it as well as a bit of a ramble.

http://chirb.it/xPd4s5

any spanish vocaroo request/ dnno

>>24226047
You gotta go back over the wall, Pablo.

Australian. Will ramble about anything, give me a script and I'd be down

>>24224948
I can't wait to listen to this <3
I really miss you and talking to you :(

>>24226468
I may or may not miss you too

Just kidding, you're pretty cool

>>24226885
I really wanna talk to you can I please talk to you tonight?

>>24224672
>my cat who's in heat
MOAR OF DIS PLS

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Requesting someone read this.
http://pastebin.com/JFbU3Drt

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>>24228114
http://chirb.it/rK6aFG

>>24227288
ugh I don't wanna bring my cat into my room like that cuz she knocks everything over lol

>>24227126
idk would I have to join that discord or whatever?

>>24203684
Yo, AFD Establishing myself, I record mostly masturbation instructions varying in tone from stern to gentle.

I'll share one today, these audios are aimed at females, due to anatomy differences males may have trouble using them.

https://soundgasm.net/u/afriendlydaddy/Vibrating-Fudge

I tell you to use a vibrator in this audio but just use your fingers if you don't have one. I also use quite degrading language, and swear a lot, but there are some nice bits and aftercare at the end.

Happy cumming

- AFD

>>24228287
Nope! I mean if you did get discord you can just tell me your ID number but otherwise just make a skype or a throwaway email

We back baby
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJsQxd6J1C

~Shy Guy

>>24228465
Aahhh this was so lovely to listen to <3
I hope you stick around

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>gets asked to do a quality post
>records it with street and clock noises
>can't even remember to not breathe in mic
guess thats me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ScfD1XzWy

Doitus here with a new song :)

Damien Rice - I don't want to change you https://soundcloud.com/doitus/damien-rice-i-dont-want-to-change-you-cover

>>24228114

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CdAvpHdyaS

Bumping for dropout

>>24224310
I thought the day would never come! Thank you tinman <3

>>24224908
Thank YOU for being so sweet in your request! I'm really glad you liked it.

>>24230539
Heheh. Yeah, this one was a long time in the making, huh? Glad to finally have it out there for people who wanted it!

Another bump

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https://soundcloud.com/fortunate-misfortune/breezeblocks

Misfortune here. Covered an Alt j tune at long last. Hope y'all dig it :)

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>tfw memes
Y'know how I feel?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T8lgKR0Wxl

Dropout from work, bumping this so I can find it later

>>24229589
Thank you! Listening to your tunes is like flossing my ears with dandelion puff fuzz. Mmmmmm.

>>24233812
Yay! >>24233812

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bump.

>>24229002
Doit! <3 Lovely to hear you back

>>24234177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EwLIU3Zct2

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>>24234208
Love being appreciated. Maybe I shud record something requested

>>24234970
Yes! I've missed your recordings.

>>24228241
>http://chirb.it/rK6aFG
Heeey, that's pretty good.
Music was a nice touch!

>>24228241
This is so lovely, great work! Music added a lot to it.

>>24229931
Thank you!! I love your voice

>>24236011
But that means you're gonna record now right?! :3

>>24236059
sure, what do you wanna hear.

>>24236375
Psh you should know by now I'm fine with whatever. Still waiting on some way to reconnect with you again~~

>>24236408

How would he know who you are?

Howdy thread. This is a little weird.

You might enjoy it.

>Insanity
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Insanity

-MR

>>24236440

Well. This is interesting.

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"yeah, you like daddy's cock inside you?"
"take it all boy"
"take my big daddy cock"
"I'm going to make sure your pussy is ready for breeding, boy"
"I'm breeding you so deep"
"you like daddys cock deep inside you?"
"yes who?"
"good boy"
"when I fill you up with my load i'll own you forever"
"I own you"
"uhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaah"

I'm a girl btw ;)

>>24236440
Alright, listened to the whole thing. I could fall asleep to this. Pretty soothing, actually. Good shit.

>>24236427
I know who it is just by virtue of how long I've been here in reality and how she talks to me lmao but she isn't really tagging any posts of hers so idk it's the internet

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>>24236469
that's exactly what a guy pretending to be a girl would say

>>24236629
Yeah I figured you could tell who I am. I type in a particular way apparently idk. Would it be pointless of me to make and leave a throwaway email?

pointless ramble about vampires and how i feel about their representation in media

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TkwkJ9tEnr

>>24236638
am girl teehee

>>24236657
you convinced me
>>24236643
r u on skype rn, i just figured out the log in to one of my throwaways

>>24236469
My first attempt at something lewd :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bNeQiLQksj

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>>24236677
breddy gud :^)

>>24236672
Yes I am.

>>24236729
Any advice or criticism or anything else you'd like me to say?

>>24236738
You were for like a split second

>>24236749
I'm still on!

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>>24236743
I came pretty hard, and I'm sure the homos in this thread did too
>>>/hm/1419546

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>>24236743

Has anyone done any scripts of blackmailing a girl or like abduction?

>>24236787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FHhNmgh8jB

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>>24236835
hnnnnnngggg fucking amazing

here's some inspiration:

http://hurts-no-stop-daddy.tumblr.com/post/130118991978/iammegadaddyissues-with-every-moment-you-sit

http://cuntfordaddy.tumblr.com/post/121127933811/iammegadaddyissues-thats-it-son-daddys

http://iammegadaddyissues.tumblr.com/

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>>24236677
>>24236835
Making some sleazy dreams come true there anon. My dick and ass thank you and would love more.

>>24236815

Been thinking about taking a stab at the blackmail concept over at FSA. Seems interesting, though I'm not sure how my moral fiber feels about it.

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>>24236953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BwJjM52ot5

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>>24237033
How is this your first time making lewd things you're a complete natural daddy! Your voice is so commanding and your accent is just perfect. I hope you're also having a good time making us all thirst for you !

>>24237141
>How is this your first time making lewd things
I did some recordings before under a different name here, but my voice didn't sound like this at the time.

> you're a complete natural daddy
Thank you, such is my nature. The last guy I was with really enjoyed my voice sounding like that and we would incorporate it in our lewd activities. That along with the fact I am domineering and have been described as a daddy (despite my age but i dont want to ruin the fantasy) just means it suits rather well.

>Your voice is so commanding and your accent is just perfect.
Thank you, boy.

>>24237141
>I hope you're also having a good time making us all thirst for you !
I am. Though im craving a tight little hole to fill up now.

>>24237171
BRISBANE
R
I
S
B
A
N
E

>>24237223
>Brisbane
>bane
>BANE

I'm afraid not.

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>>24237330

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Bat-Bump!

"So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Joker in The Killing Joke

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>>24238027
>capeshit

http://chirb.it/Ir8aad

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>>24236469
here, it seems you didn't notice the text said "boy", so I fixed that for you, no need to thank me

https://soundgasm.net/u/Doit/Daddys-cock

>>24238160
>"good girl"
Fuck.

>>24234177
>Doing, A Filthy Pleasure Is And Short by Petronius Arbiter
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Doing-A-Filthy-Pleasure-Is-And-Short-by-Petronius-Arbiter

>>24238027
>Joker Quote from 'The Killing Joke'
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Joker-Quote-from-The-Killing-Joke

>After a discussion about how the dom sub dynamic should work on the discord, I made a note to record this. I finally have.
>Also, apologies for how rough my voice was getting towards the end, and warning that this is another 40 minute ramble :P
>Kink Ramble
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Kink-Ramble


I hope you enjoy :)

-Helion

>>24221460
Got bored, did Goodnight Moon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I4HdDmWXsC

>>24238027
Gave it a try.

https://soundgasm.net/u/VericoseBrain/BATCRAZY

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Hiya, Abel here.

New stuff :3

Epiphany (Sweeney Todd)
http://chirb.it/HpafEm

Old stuff 3:

Almost There (singing & fapping)
http://chirb.it/J5qgsG

1-100 challenge (jokes on you, I can't count.)
http://chirb.it/v1x0k2

love you too much (singing & fapping)
http://chirb.it/MzrHdf

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>>24228465
geeeez
youre fantastic

>>24203738
This is really fascinating. I enjoy giving instructions and don't mind the cuckold leanings.

Once I finish traveling (sort of stuck with family) I'll try to pop back in to give this a go!

>>24238027

Albrecher here with a go at this monologue. Never read the killing joke, but I hope my direction of it is fitting, or at least well done.

http://chirb.it/BgxG4h

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MisterEide 'ere. Popping in with something utterly inconsequential that I did on a whim as my voice was rather gravelly for a little. It falls off, but I hope it is enjoyable enough.

http://chirb.it/AENvB8

bump from seventh

>>24238088
>>24238294
>>24239212
>>24241130
Good job guys!! :D I love how you all read it in different ways, but managed to still sound like the Joker. :)

>>24240154
Hurray for some Sweeney Todd! I really liked it :3

>>24242218
Bump

Helloo! Usually I only practice a song once and record it on the 2nd or 3rd go, but this one tooks me a dozen attempts to get right :D

Hope you enjoy!

Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees

https://soundcloud.com/doitus/radiohead-fake-plastic-trees-cover

-Doitus

p.s. there's someone called 'Doit' in this thread? I swear I'm not copying you because I made this soundcloud account (which I named 'Doitus') 5 years ago :D

>>24220181
Hey, Tinman! Could you do the 100-1 challenge?

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WHY BOTHER? WHY CONTINUE LIVING? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! DEATH IS INEVITABLE!

http://chirb.it/hwPzvD

>>24243001
THIS PLEASE

>>24243001
>>24243028
Agreed!!! :D

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>>24243001
>>24243028
>>24243106

M-maybe...

http://chirb.it/p5EO6z

This is a different kind of audio..

>>24228114
> I need you
http://chirb.it/P6sgrd
I'm trying

http://chirb.it/57J0a5
I lost the post that linked that sorry

someone rap this text for me please

you see
i don't deserve half the praise that i get
i'm just a guy who gave his one hundred percent,
anyone could've willpowereded through this shit in their lives,
now i'm sitting and blaring this music and vibes
that
remind me of the past and the moments of choice
the coulds and wouldn't's ring in my head as a constant noice
telling me
i'm a disgrace with a lack of skills to decide
and differentiate between what i want and what is right.

the stoicism i came to adore
is eating me right from the core,
but
i've been doing the right things all along,
i guess there're no such things as right or wrong,
because
in the end it all comes back and you wish you could
relive the moments you owned but screwed,
fuck it
kill the torment by drinking till you're stewed,
ride that bike wishing a car gets you glued
to a wall
smashing your head in
maybe then i'll understand how to get in
my mind first before deciding what's right
and leaving myself cursed
wishing time reversed,
but no, i chained myself to glare at past's dimming light
in hopes of rekindling the things that once were bright

>>24244599

it's got no flow, yo

>>24244703
you gotta feel it with the beat, stop reading it like a book's written page

>>24244599
I'll give this a go in the morning. I want to write a bassline, and a beat. Timezone is BST so gimme a few hours, no promises but I'll try and do something.

- Xeones

>>24244993
try this
https://www.rappad.co/rap/316187

>>24244993
also here's an (supposedly) improved version of the text.

you see
i don't deserve half the praise that i get
i'm just a guy who gave his one hundred percent,
anyone could've willpowereded through this shit in their lives,
now i'm sitting here and blaring these songs and vibes
that
remind me of the past and the moments of choice
the coulds and wouldn't's ring in my head as a constant noice
telling me
i'm a disgrace with a lack of attitude to decide
and differentiate between what i want and what is right.

the stoicism i came to adore
is eating me right from the core,
but i've been
doing the right things all along,
i guess there're no such things as right or wrong,
because in
the end it all comes back to you and you wish you could
relive and seize the moments you owned but screwed,
fuck it
kill the torment by drinking till you're stewed,
ride that bike wishing a car gets you glued
to a wall
turning your head into palpable foam
maybe then i'll understand how to roam
my mind first before deciding what's right
and leaving myself cursed
by wishing time reversed,
but no, i chained myself to glare at past's dimming light
in hopes of rekindling the things that once were bright

Hey people, Albrecher here with a predator/prey rape recording, I hope it tickles your fancy, enjoy and feel free to give feedback!

http://chirb.it/IJwng0

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https://soundcloud.com/fortunate-misfortune/cant-help-falling-in-love-with-you

Covered an Elvis tune at the request of a gal. Thought I'd give it a share. Enjoy!

>>24242777
>p.s. there's someone called 'Doit' in this thread?
Yes. A hot Norwegian guy with a deep voice.

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>>24245173
>Negersprechgesang

>>24245173

So, uh, this some kind of music assignment or something?

And seriously, this is pretty terribad.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rfwxiRQzZM

First time doing one of these in a long time... not so much sexy, just bored.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TAjkRQZ5FR

Enjoy!

>>24243001
>>24243028
>>24243106

Well, here goes nothing :) I hope you all enjoy!

"100-1 Challenge"

http://chirb.it/BOB6FM

[NSFW] [Challenge] [Masturbation]


-Tinman

>>24247498

*applause* so very nice! Great job!

>>24247498
*clap, clap, clap* well done, mister!!!
I hope you'll have more fapping recordings in the future :p

>>24242777
Thanks, Doitus. I listen to all of your songs. Random question- how do you say your username? "Do it us?" Or rhymes with "coitus"?

>>24240154
Oh. My. God. Musical theatre + masturbation. I fucking love you

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lost a nut doing the 100-1 challenge

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rBuGWukbsi

Bumping from 8

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>>24242777
dw, I've kinda stopped posting.
and "doit" is just short for doitdoitdoit (https://www.chirbit.com/doitdoitdoit), which was like an inner chant I had to focus on to force myself to start, and since no-one named me anything until a year afterwards.

I tried calling myself by the nickname given to me by AFUG; "gay kiefer cunterland" but "doit" had already settled among the others after the year

>>24245867
mfw people keep posting that (but I bet ur the same one from last time)<3

Hey, we're on 7. Let me fix that.

Why are we still on 7? Thought I fixed that.

bump from the eighth

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Ouch. p8 again.

Bump with a nice quote, despite not being familiar with "A Room with a View".

>>24252941
>Quote from 'A Room With A View' Screenplay by Ruth Prawer Jhabvala
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Quote-from-A-Room-With-A-View-Screenplay-by-Ruth-Prawer-Jhabvala

-Helion

>>24228465
Can you do one involving a dildo? Or if you already have please point me in its direction. I did a quick check on your tumblr, but might have missed it.

I am same poster as>>24203738 btw

>>24228114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XRZFLkjjv4

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Requesting someone say these lines.
>"You're my cute little whore."
>"What's in your mouth? Come on, show me."
>"If you cum, this rape turns into a murder."
>"There is no God, you dumb slut. Just me, your master."

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>>24253481
http://chirb.it/609pqy

MSA, ya need ta git yer shit togetha.

Posters (including myself), git busy!
Writers, por favor, produce!
Anons, commencepate with the copious rate!

That is all, thank you.

>>24253000
Oh. My. Guh.
>tfw you think Helion can perform this random bump request brilliantly and he does...
Thank you!! So pleased. Have always listened to the quote used as a sample in a song, and it's squeal-worthy to hear it being read with more gruffness/gravity that your voice carries. Thanks again!
Oh... And those breaths at 7 and 27 seconds... Eep.

>>24254835
Fun fact: I did that without warming up, with only two prior readthroughs of which only one was out loud. :P

Glad you enjoyed it though. :)

>>24255362
It's OK to be good at what you do. :) And thank you for attributing the screenplay author.

>>24256269
I really do prefer to credit the authors of things I read, but on this one I almost put George Emerson until I noticed the word 'from'.

At which point google helped me find out what a rooom with a view was, and the quote was on the imdb page so I figured the quote came from the film rather than the book, and then.... :P

Would infinitely prefer people to just give me the authors along with the quote/poem, but ah well. :P

>>24256462
Yah, sorry to make you do the legwork on that. Normally I'm better about it, but that was a desperate saving bump. I'll do better next time.

>>24248306
Hi, I wish I could have come up with another song like I tend to always do when I post here.. But I didnt want to wait for too long before replying to you :)

I dont remember how I came up with the name desu. But you're right the way that I pronounce it in my mind rhymes with 'coitus' haha ;D

>> Mentor Q&A Request

Storytelling time, guys. Can you tell us about a mentor / coach of yours (formal or informal)?

Some prompts are below- you don't have to answer each one or in this order:

1) What role / relationship does / did this mentor have with you? (Expert in his/her field, coach, boss, etc.) For how long? At what time in your life?

2) How did the mentor win your respect? (Was it a title that the person already had? What did you witness this person do or accomplish/overcome in order to seek him/her as mentor?)

3) How did he/she influence your thinking and/or training? (I.e., pushed you beyond your own conceived limits, gave you multiple "at bat"s, walked the walk as far as ethical decision making, showed you how to act in times of duress, etc.)

4) The heart of the story- what are the anecdotes you remember and things that the mentor told you that still stick with you to this day? Please ramble all the small details that you remember about those moments... Whether it was the expression in the mentor's face, what you were wearing, what was playing in the background...)

Thanks.

>>24252941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14U9pYgvere
It came out a bit loud but I hope its okay!

Nothin' sexy 'bout page 9

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Poetry Bump :3

>>24257254

Well this was fun.

>Mentor Ramble
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Mentor-Ramble

-MR

Don't know if this is particularly sexy, but this is a recording of me playing the chorus of "Such Great Heights". I'm singing, playing piano (yamaha cp70), guitar, bass, etc...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W1Hiy6fFVt

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>>24240154
My new kink- listening to guys sing and rap <3

You have a perfect voice

Anyone like deep voices?

>>24260004
It's better to just record something and post it. If people like it, they will tell you.

>>24259718
Thank you! Loved listening. My mentors have also inspired me in how they've handled huge personal setbacks. I've always thought that you never really know someone until you've seen how they treat themselves and others while under extreme stress...

Had a huge grin on my face, listening to your stories. Pump up dat techno, man. Great to hear you laughing and cackling. :)

>>24260004
mhmm! You should record something :D

>>24257217
Heh! Cool, good to know. I hope you keep posting. Your singing and strumming relaxes me.

>>24257837
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14U9pYgvere
It was more than OK, thank you! Appreciate the little bit you appended at the end, too.

>>24259474
Oooh! I like this poem "I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud" by William Wordsworth- seconding the request.

BTW, please credit writers/performers when making requests. It helps when the MSA performers tag content when they post to their catalogs- so we can find things we like upon perusal. :)

>>24259474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WFgUrgrR7b
Daffodil poem time!

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>>24259785
i rapped once.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cLiaV2wT9D

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>>24203684

We are here
We Listen

>>24232427

Did a small excerpt from a favorite old creepypasta. Hope you like it.

https://clyp.it/4m2qlhvz

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Here's the opening lines of the Bee Movie

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ldeeW6njLd

>>24260994
Thank you :)
I think I'm going to keep posting for a good while, and I'll try to advance into plucking more song without having the vocals suffer

New materialll, Tom Odell's Magnetised:

https://soundcloud.com/doitus/tom-odell-magnetized-cover

bump from the eighth

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Frills here with a bit of l-lewd hand holding.

C:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QV9caY13er

>>24263072
>We are here
>We Listen
And this image is still creepy.

>>24262166
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cLiaV2wT9D
Hahahaha that's really rather cute <3

>>24264273
C-can you hold my hand?? <3

>>24264454

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19awuoBX1f0

>>24264511
Awww. Y-yes...I do!!

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I'm Tryin' Real Hard to Be The Shepherd

"You read the Bible, Ringo?...Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.'
I been saying that shit for years, and if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a mother fucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin' maybe it means you're the evil man and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9-millimeter here, he's the shepherd protectin' my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now, I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. Go." - Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino)

>>24260994
Oops. I'm sorry. I forgot to say the name and author of the poem... :(

>>24264808

http://chirb.it/xNcAA9

I don't really read from scripts, so sorry if this sounds forced!

I love this scene though.

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Okay! Few things to drop off right quick.

First up, some SFW material.

A rambling sorta sweet talk improv for anyone out there feeling under the weather as we move from summer to fall.

"Sweet Talk for the Sick and Nearly Dead"

http://chirb.it/bCt0pf

[SFW] [Relationship Experience] [Improv] [Kissing] [Sweet Talk]

Next, a reply to this >>24264808

"Ezekiel 25:17"

http://chirb.it/NN97vE

[SFW] [Movie Quote]

And now for something NSFW, and definitely not too simple. A fun experiment with an uncommon setting, and uncommon content, featuring a reference to the 1985 clue movie at the end. So without further ado:

"Mr. Tin, In the Library, with the Candlestick"

http://chirb.it/b1yddf

[NSFW] [Romantic] [Perfect Strangers] [Wax Play] [Sex] [Multiple Endings!]

>>24264808

First, a disclaimer:

I've never put my voice out there and really what I want is feedback. I use my voice a lot as part of my job and I want to improve.

Feedback and constructive criticism are what I'm trying to get; my voice isn't particularly good.

That said:

"Ezekiel 25:17"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09q7N8acy8o

[SFW] [Movie Quote]

Looking for someone to read this script and be my phone's on-board AI.

http://pastebin.com/MPHVzscy

If i like your work ill PayPal tip you

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>>24265663
http://chirb.it/Js5b26

Got the Audacity Project saved in case you'll like it.

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>>24265663
http://chirb.it/Js5b26

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHLpjmt7KY
Throwback bump

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>>24266091
goddamit, sry I meant to post my own link:
http://chirb.it/ahDnLO

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http://chirb.it/wC79PJ

>>24265794
>>24266293

Ha, both German! Thanks guys, I'm still waiting for some female replies but if I can't get that I'll give the tip to one of you. PayPal address?

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>>24266771
Join the Sexy Audio Discord (you can do that through your browser) and hit me up there.

https://discord.gg/SdTCd3K

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OK. This is a little out there but I found Artemis Fowl on Audible and forgot how much I wanted to fuck him.

Would love it if someone could do an aged up Artemis Fowl.(He's Irish so the accent is essential) He'd be slightly intoxicated, he had just gotten back from a meeting and loses his inhibition to have his way with one of his Servants, Who just so happens to be the son of one of his past foes.

Artemis simply calls him Spiro. A bit of power play is involved here. Not only does alcohol make Arty a horny drunk; it also makes him angry and untrusting.

TLDR powebottom script incoming, I'll post it if anyone's interested.

>>24266777
Done

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>>24266882
Says you're offline in Discord.

>>24252941 http://chirb.it/dF0dJd
>>24259474 http://chirb.it/aKGcsG
>>24265663 http://chirb.it/hA63E2

Albrecher here with a content drop since it's been a little bit, I hope you enjoy! Feel free to give me some of that sweet, sweet feedback!

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>>24203738
http://pastebin.com/TxKemXk0

Found this for you. CAN some one please please please DO this?

Will tip 5$ via paypal.

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>>24267144
Found an even better one.

Will tip 15 for good work on this one.

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>>24267158
I have no shame. Hook me up and I'll record it when I wake up.

>>24267158
http://pastebin.com/vhKpR7MF

OOPS

Hey guys, guess who's back.

The famous shitty Doom fanfiction:
https://clyp.it/lmhcdram

-- Muddle

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>>24264408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ppxfeDgyiI

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>>24203738
>>24267144
>>24267158
I went a ahead and went full-on cuckold porn. Give me some feedback once you're done <3

http://chirb.it/rPrmxt

>>24253481
I couldn't help using this voice I woke up with for something.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13HBZ4yA5la

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nhDBQO55ui

>>24264838
Thanks for recording this. It was good, but maybe try to perform it instead of just reading. I'm sure it would be fantastic!

>>24262166
aww, turrets!!

>>24265104
:) Welcome! You have a good voice. The pace was good throughout the recording and you didn't just read it, which is always a plus.

>>24264884
Oh hey, Tinman!
Always coming back with the good stuff :p
Thank you so much for recording my little request. I really enjoyed it! Nice job :3
I think this was the first time I wanted to be sick to fully enjoy that sweet, sweet recording *sighs*.
And, last but not the least, a Clue-themed waxy recording. oof. I have to admit, I've never given much thought to wax play, but wow. I liked the multiple endings bit. It was a nice touch :p
Please don't make us wait too long for the next lot! <3

>>24266135
*fans herself* l-lewd..

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http://chirb.it/sqfG43

Nigerian Barrister trying to scam me off.

Bumping from 9.

Improvised Daddy for Little. First time doing anything with my voice. I wanna know how to improve my voice and daddy talk. Please, any suggestions, feedback will be great. Enjoy!

http://chirb.it/zg9kMM

If all goes well I'll do the "Questions for new boys" :)

I got a new phone, and I hate all of the alarm options that come with it. But I'm not feeling creative.

Anyone want to make me an alarm sound? It would be massively appreciated!

>>24203684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cmhBktc2DR

First time posting in one of these, I've lurked quite a few.
Sorry if this is a dumb or too vague of a request, I'm no good at script writing, but I was wondering if anyone would be willing to do some improv of a pretty generic idea,

I really get my rocks off to an over confident/cocky dude. With the attitude like
"Oh wow, it doesn't take anything at all to get you wet. Pathetic, you're so easy I was hoping for a challenge"
I'm also big on humiliation of a sort, I like being reminded of what a closet whore I am. Something like "You pretend to be innocent but look how dirty you are. You're practically begging for me to fuck you, not so pure and innocent now are we?"

So if anyone would like to improv a scene like that, my dry panties would greatly appreciate it. You can do whatever else you like with it, I'm just looking for those 2 themes.

>>24271868
Seconding

>>24266860
Anon you have good taste.

>>24259718
Good to hear your voice once in a while. It's been a bit but have you considered doing anything lewder soon? Or maybe just a 'honey im home, let me tell you about my day' type of boyfriendo experience stuff?

>>24271868
On the second theme, this repost of mine might fit the bill:

>To Listen To In Public
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/To-Listen-To-In-Public

Beyond that I will ponder if I can write something for this but no guarantees.

>>24272980
Always nice to be reminded of these. Thanks Helion!

>>24273682

You are more than welcome :)

Bumping from seventh

>>24272980
Thank you~ This was really nice <3

From 8

Is sweetrig alive tonight or no?

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Would any men here like to make rambling recordings of the games they like?
Your childhood games and platforms, games you're obsessed with, games you're looking forward to in the future, or if you collect games or things related to them (like figures), tell me about that.

Pretty much anything about video games is perfectly fine. I just like listening to men talk about video games.

>>24276381
http://chirb.it/EB7KAx

Made this recording about how much I hate Pokemon Go. I'll make a ramble about Star Citizen later today.

>>24276930
Lol. Thanks Luger.

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>>24277561
I just finished this huge-ass ramble about Star Citizen. Enjoy 40 minutes of me rambling.

http://chirb.it/8K8ykK

>>24276930
>>24277580
We just talked about Star Citizen together the other day on Skype pff. This will give me something nice to listen to while drawing, so thanks a banana bunch, Luger!
>inb4 how's that Luger-chan coming

>>24229002
I didn't even look through the thread! It seems I visited at the perfect time. I've missed listening to your voice, Doit. I used to look into these threads just to hear you.

>>24277758
Where's my Scharnhorst crest you lazy-ass bum.

Here's a cover to help my dear anons sleep :)

Ben E King - Stand by Me (Lullaby mode activated)

https://soundcloud.com/doitus/ben-e-king-stand-by-me-cover

>>24278055
>https://soundcloud.com/doitus/ben-e-king-stand-by-me-cover
Oh my goodness. I love this song. I have always loved this song. And I love your cover. Thank you so, so much.

I'm new to this but I have a request.
I would love for someone with a normal voice, not deep, not using any heavy accents or trying to sound like a character. Just a normal guy to say something along the lines of...
"I think I can make you cum tonight. I love how much you want me. I really want you to cum for me. I love you so much... if you cum on my cock, it means you love me too."
Add whatever makes it more natural. Please and thank you!

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>>24277758
it seems I can't leave this plase¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do u have a request?

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I recorded the first part of someone's blog post of Aegon's Conquest from ASOIAF.

Let me know if you want more!

http://chirb.it/Mf9xh5

~Frills

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BBscYh12O6
First MSA attempt. Torture room Pt.1
-Aza

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Comments appreciated :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10EXKVqu7wK

>>24277984
Crud, I should have mentioned that as well. I'll get to it!

>>24278768
I'm a rather shy person, so I'm not too good with requests on this extra lewd board.
While I listened to many of your recordings, I always adored the short bedtime stories you had made a few times.
Hearing about your own life would be wonderful, too. You had made a ramble recording of your experience with a fox when you were younger, which is one of my absolute favorite recordings despite it being a more somber tale...I realize this can be a bit too personal, though.

Feel free to wait for an anon to actually request something that interests you. I'm just happy to hear you again.

>>24280144
H-hey Mr. Bane!

I have a poetry request for you wonderful gentlemen

The Law of the Jungle/The Law for the Wolves by Rudyard Kipling, here is a link for the poem in its entirety

http://www2.fiu.edu/~milesk/Rudyard_Kipling_Law_of_the_Jungle.htm

Weekend of boredommm ahead!

Feel free to shoot me requests if you fancy my voice. I like poetry, stories etc but can be anything. Here's a sample of a piece of text I really like :) I don't do lewd stuff or something where I have to invent text, tho'

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SF5H2TnJSl

bumpo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xiMS7xLqZW

>>24282263
http://chirb.it/IK2xOL

Albrecher here, with a recording of this poem, I hope you enjoy!

>>24279954
When is part 2 coming?

>>24283780
Very good job, Albro.

Can someone say 'In the tree, part of the tree' with British accent please?

First time uploading this with some instrumental I pulled.
It is a small sample and I am kind of nervous.

If you like it leave a comment or something please and thank you!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZNv0FMdp0F

>>24284479
Nice! good job!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r60rPtX7cg

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I've always had this fantasy of having my body explored by a handsy and kinda forceful nerdy guy who's never really touched a girl until now
Could anyone improv something along those lines? Bonus points if restraints are used

Right, finally gotten around to doing some recordings:

>The Erotic Spanking by Steven J Cavenaugh
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/The-Erotic-Spanking-by-Steven-J-Cavenaugh

>>24259474
>I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud by WIlliam Wordsworth
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/I-Wandered-Lonely-As-A-Cloud-by-WIlliam-Wordsworth

>>24282263
>The Law Of The Jungle by Rudyard Kipling
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/The-Law-Of-The-Jungle-by-Rudyard-Kipling

>>24284394
>'In the tree, part of the tree'
>Not sure what you were looking for with this desu.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0teYfcXLvqW


>>24286277
This is a request right up my alley, so have added it to the list of scripts I need to write, and have started knocking some ideas around in my head, but it is second on the list of scripts I'm writing, so may be a while, esp. since I don't know when I'm next going to be able to record.

-Helion

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