>Ideal Mate Thread (old one is autosaging) Her: >In her

Tfw this is you, right down to the tattoos.

>>24156949
You've found him then! Post it up.

Her
>18-25
>pale, white or tan works fine
>140-190 really anywhere sensible
>likes anime, manga, games, cats, or any variation of these
>clingy, loving, understanding, open minded
>can get Lewd, not a tightass about everything
>black hair, blonde, brunette or any alt hair is fine
>blue eyes is a major plus but any is fine
>short or long hair it doesn't matter
>5"5 or anything around that is good
>loves to receive head pets
>loves to cuddle
>wouldn't mind getting hair brushed
>wouldn't mind being held and touched alot
>bust size anywhere between AA and C , but really it doesn't matter.
>adorable voice
>can talk shit and joke around
>likes supernatural and shows of the same calibur


Me
>24
>5"7/8ish
>whitest Puerto Rican ever
>loves video games, anime, manga, cats
>streaming as of recent and trying to get into speed running
>lolicon
>doesn't mind horror genre but will watch upon request
>likes rock, alt rock, classic rock, really whatever as long as it's not rap or country (but I do like me some Johnny cash)
>black hair
>black eyes (or so I have been told)
>hwp i believe, Im not like overly Fat, i have a Bit of a stomach 228 lbs and currently losing as the days go by
>loving
>caring
>believes in monogomy (i swear it seems like most people Dont)
>can get a tad bit jealous
>knows sign language (Thats an interesting tidbit for you)
>tells bad Puns on a daily basis
>Will put your feelings above all else

Cant really think of anything else at The moment, i do enjoy these threads because there is always that slim chance someone is interested

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Her:

>be in australia
>redhead
>likes pointless discussions
>will enjoy various things with me such as vidya, cooking, cracking jokes, light travelling but most of all just staying in and cuddling/watching movies
>tallish (not a big deal)
>we'll compliment each other often
>likes to stay up late
>loyal and trustworthy

Me:

>20/m/aus
>6'5"
>chubbyish
>science student
>introverted (INFJ)

if you fit some criteria, kik: daftest.punk

>>24156972
Also forgot to mention introverted as well
And just for The sake of humor....
Kik yurilowenthall

This thread never have him as far as much I can remember ;) In BMI right atleast; Its there is new conspiracy theory more ofthen.

Her:
> Beautiful
> Understands difference inbetween null and 0
> Know what sings is
> Atleast understand what is base 7
> Respect my lesbian appetite

Me:
> Internet perverted methamathican

>>24157015
In English please anon.

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25-35
funny
Lean/not too muscular
works/studies in a stem field
Likes to travel
Doesn't take stuff too seriously
Likes talking about random crap
shares at least a few interests with me
Doesn't mind if I make less than him

A+ if he's also:
A bit more conservative/traditional
Around 6'
Kinda dominant in bed

>>24157027
>Works/studies in a STEM field

Just say "earns significantly more money than I do".

>>24157027
I'm confused by this post, she sorta forgot that whole part about her......

>>24157027
I'm all this except for the lean part.

>>24156926
keep dreaming pal

>>24157063
Well she didn't make the requirements all that difficult to fit into fatty

she would be
>petite
>tattoos
>conservative
>bad attitude
>smokes cigs
>is ok with being dom + sub

Her
>18-25
>race not important
>looks not as important as her personality and interests
>kind and caring
>into nerdy things
>shy
>loves to cuddle
>has a plan for her future, whether that means shes in school or working

Me
>INTJ
>family oriented and looking for something long term
>34 year old 5 foot 10 hispanic who's a bit chubby
>into nerdy things
>work in the STEM field and looking to further my career by going back school to get a Masters degree.
>constantly told how kind and nice and sweet and caring I am

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Me

Physically
>Super tall
>Skinny
>Pale Caucasian
>Brown hair
>Green eyes
>Can't grow a beard

Personality & Traits
>Nerdy/Geeky
>Asocial
>Musical
>Vegan
>Sapiosexual


Her

Physically
>Skinny
>Can't grow a beard

Personality & Traits
>Intelligent
>Nerdy
>Not depressed
>Not batshit crazy
>Vegetarian or vegan
> + female version of Sherlock Holmes

>>24157027
I have free patent give away once I year atleast...
What are your traditions, and how much you make so I can say I make significally less, untill I look in a book?

Him
>be in Florida
>Steady job
>muscular or skinnyfat
>Likes nerdy (anime and pc vidya) things, but isn't the total focus of their hobbies
>mentally stable
>I have epilepsy and legally cannot drive so someone who won't bitch and moan about taking me to class/work..
>20-35
>Dog person
>Enjoys having a nice home with nice things
>CLEAN
>wants to own doggie daycare with me
>extremely dominant and knows what they're doing(I'm not gonna teach you how)
>wants to relocate to Cali with me
>artsy would be ideal
>couple cosplays pls
>open to poly lifestyle
>likes travel

Le me
>21
>130lbs 5"3' little chubs for cuddlin
>costume/makeup artist
>doggy named Pickles
>true submissive (puppy/master aesthetic)
>loves cosplay, makeup and doggos
>shut in but likes to go out here and then
>tattoos


AM I ASKING FOR TOO MUCH
Is that why I'm so unhappy

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>>24156926

Her:
>21-early 30's
>really good hair
>any background is cool with me
>shorter than me
>slim to chubby/curvy (I like girls with a little meat on their bones, pic related)
>twee/indie style, into fun hipster things like classic bicycles and retro clothing -- and wants to share with someone
>ink and piercings are a bonus
>has a dog or wants to raise a dog together
>has a career in a "helping" or "arts" field (nurse, teacher, journalist, potter, etc.)
>enjoys reading, the outdoors, traveling, politics...
>the kind of girl that would be cool with one night staying in to cook dinner and cuddle up to Evil Dead on the couch, but the next night heading into town to see live music and bitch about current events over good beer
>has a great laugh and a fun sense of humor, laughs at shows like Rick and Morty and Venture Bros, will watch Game of Thrones, Gotham....
>eclectic taste in music
>dating/sex experience can vary, but definitely clear on what she wants
>has goals in life
>interested in settling down/monogamy
>sensitive/emotional, supportive, submissive, enjoys taking care of others
>doesn't mind cuddling, staying up until the late hours, and being cute together in public

Me
>29
>5'10"
>bald head, glasses
>chubby white dude
>burly beard
>has a tattoo, looking to get more
>into horror movies, video games, and other nerdy stuff
>very politically minded, college-educated
>hike, run, travel, read, and draw in my free time
>into indie music, folk, bluegrass, old school hip hop, vaporwave...
>ideal dates would include music fests, used book stores, brewery tours, weekend vacations, and comic cons/ren faires
>pretty experienced in dating/sex to the point I've pretty much done and seen everything
>dominant, serious and goofy personality most of the time
>cuddling, PDAs, handholding, waiting on my partner... I enjoy taking care of people I care about as long as it's reciprocated

That's pretty much it. This is becoming a mini-novel.

>>24157112
im just saying for your benefit, you are probably scaring guys off with the "i wont teach you to be dominant"/"extremely dominant"

you are on 4chan how many people do you really think are excessively experienced with such things?

plus too far one way is often more difficult to find in general.

>>24157112
Well kinda on asking to move to cali and open a dog day care considering he's supposed to have a job already. I mean it's possible so don't give up just yet

>>24157121
Well doggy daycare was mostly a joke I'm kinda high

>>24157119
Is this a joke? Subs don't teach doms how to be doms. That's utterly ridiculous. Gtfo.

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>>24156926
Me:

>I'll be frank, I'm poor and my parents are poor. Growing up, although impoverished, was an overall pleasant experience because my parents are very charitable and good tempered people
>Because i am poor i havent been able to travel much internationally although one of my richer friends took me around europe as an undergraduate
>because i am poor i am extremely frugal, if youre not in sydney its very likely ill never see you in real life
>20 years old
>spend too much money on skin care products
>have a slight (unpleasant really its not like the movies) french tinges in my Australian accent
>gets entertained by the most mundane shit
>pretty left learning in more so a 'humanitarian' sense than a 'progressive' sense
>considerably fit
>6'2
>lots of friends with various backgrounds
>love animals, have a great dane and an afghan
>very acquainted with the workings and operations of coffee shops because of my time working there as a barista and later administration
>kinda bipolar in the sense im sometimes very extroverted sometimes completely shutin. emotionally not much though dunno why
>likes books

Her:

>Open minded
>down to earth
>20-30
>above average intelligence
>ideally 'cute' as opposed to 'hot'
>ideally left leaning politically but not radical on either end
>Ideally skinny/fit although anything in the healthy BMI range is fine
>likes books ideally classics and philosophy

>>24157122
Being high and putting your ideal mate out there might not yield the best results. At least you were smart enough not to put contact info down.

>>24157123
ok but you need to tell them what you like.

ive had girls like this before where they just assume you can read their minds.

well hey thats just me i like to know for a fact what my partner is into and what she isnt.

is that teaching? im not sure but im sure as hell not eyeballing it

me
>20 f usa
>intuitive not informative
>family oriented
>has ups and downs
>gets into arguments (and causes them)
then changes moods like nothing happened
>likes to cuddle
>has job/going to school
>emotional
>laid back/ energetic
(either really quiet or really hyper)

him
>18-26 m usa
>tall
>skinny/fit
>likes giving nose kisses
>will choke me in a nonsexual way
>likes music
>enjoys taking me to get ice cream
>confident
>likes dogs
>has good hygiene
>doesn't talk a lot like the last person who posted

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Me:
18, Male, Straight
100% Britbong/London
Somewhat introverted
INFJ
6ft, Brown hair, blue eyes
Is apparantly pretty funny, quite shy initially
Is mostly into PC gaming (Bonus points if you're into World of Warcraft, Overwatch or League)
Huge lore nerd when it comes to Warhammer40k and WoW
Plays D&D, Black Crusade, Warhammer/40k
Loves pretty much all music, particularly old metal/rock (Pink Floyd, Metallica, Black Sabbath)
Loves pets, has a few cats and a dog
Starting IT job in couple weeks

You:
White/Asian preferred
UK-Based (Though LDR could work)
Has some similar hobbies or interests
Has a darker sense of humour
Is somewhat nerdy/ into nerd culture
Someone who loves to just talk for hours about anything and everything, and doesn't mind silly rants about stupid things
Enjoys discussions/Playing vidya
(Bonus points for WoW, Overwatch or League players)

add me on Skype if you're interested: Kyzi1
Kik: Kyzi11

>>24157112
OP here. You sound nice. Although I'm not really artsy.

>>24157153
i lulzd at the doesnt talk alot like the last poster.

too funny. also why would you choke someone in a nonsexual way? what does that mean? neither person is turned on by it?????

>>24157193
Oh hell, that's easy to answer. Sometimes you gotta choke a bitch because they deserve it.

>>24157112

Hey, I'm in Florida and basically fit everything you mentioned. Here is my kik if you have one to chat: EstoEsMiNombre

>>24157202
oh thats good, i like that. maybe youll find what youre looking for yet.

>>24157193
>>24157218

lol <: ty and yeah >>24157202 answered it pretty well and it can be a sexual thing, too but sometimes its nice to just have it

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Me
>6 feet 2 inches M USA 19
> goofy personality
>non political but left leaning
>is a geek but hates geek/nerd culture
Will answer more if asked
Her
>white
>slim
>not insanely busty or flat
>funny
>doesn't condescend like crazy
>wishful thinking that she plays video games even a little
>is down to earth and not pretentious
>i also like long soft hair

>>24157254
Gotta find that balance tho, don't wanna kill a bitch but you gotta make sure she knows you ain't playin or takin that shut either.

Me:
> slightly chubby but failingly working on it
> ass hole
> Hispanic tan. Especially with this fucking sun.
> 5'5
> sarcastic
> tad rude. I'm sorry I can be big bully.
> very long black hair
> buggy brown eyes
> glasses
> starting college in sept.
> also 19.
> very introverted
> loves guro and things gore related
> very much into dat manga and Lolita lifestyles

Him/her
> taller than me
> sarcastic
> has some form of hobbies that isn't just browsing 4chan and looking at hot steamy hentai porn.
> sweet when it comes to animals
> dominant
> preferably white, Hispanic, or Asian.
> hilarious
> intelligent but doesn't put me down for having my dumb moments ( which are plenty, apologies.)
> independent

I don't know. I'm not exactly picky although it may seem it is. I'm ok with whatever. If I click with the person I just do. They could have nothing or everything I listed. who cares.

>>24157254
>>24157280
funny girls :)

>>24156926
Him:
> In his 20-30s
>Chubby or big (once you go fat you never go back)
> Pale
>Freeckles
>Blue/green/grey eyes
>Round ears and pointy nose
>Enjoy psychedelics
>Into post black, post rock, instrumental
>Interested in Biology, science nerd
>Kinky, naughty, with fetishes
>Tats and piercings are a bonus
>Shy

Me:
>Femanon
>22y/o
>White, brown hair, brown eyes
>Fit
>34DD
>Long hair
>Kinky
>Got some piercings

Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Ambitious. I can't stand people who don't want to go anywhere in life.
>Well-read. If we can't talk about books, I'll get bored real fast.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

Me (male)
>27
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>185, working on dropping about 10 pounds, or turning it into more muscle (most of which is currently in my legs/butt courtesy of cycling)
>Hazel eyes
>pursuing PhD in hard science field, ultimately want to teach/do outreach
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music (Dvorak is god)

That's all I can really think of for now.
Skype: sn_1987.a

>>24157330
I predict at least 15 attempts to contact this "girl" a fit girl with DD tits that wants a fat guy. Should be fun

>>24157330
Not chubby or fat. Is than an instant DQ? You seem fun otherwise.

>>24157027
Definitely not conservative/traditional, but I've got the rest covered. Post is above if you want my contact info.

>>24157131
Telling them your limits and teaching someone to be a Dom is totally different
I just didn't want to get super specific in a little post. Experience in the bdsm is really nice.

>>24157344
I am a massive chubbychaser

>>24157315
>> loves guro and things gore related

Sweet, anything in particular?

>>24157342
whoever doubts me being a grill can Kik me
> L3the0n

I will timestamp in my kik but I'd love to see something first

>>24157027
I saw this post in the last thread, with a different girl as the pic. Notice how it's not replying to anyone as well?

>>24157354
Unfortunately that shit as movie has brought out too many people that have zero clue what they're doing but think it looks great.

To clarify I don't mean you, I mean these kids that want to be called master/daddy and have zero idea what that really means.

>>24157153
I would give you all the kisses on the nose and ice cream is a craving that i can never sedate. Also. You seem neat anon, have a good day :D

>Him
Skinny/slim, can be average as long as there are not too much visible fat or muscles
Pref no taller than 5'7
Not hairy or balding
Light skin color
Around my age, the closer the better, not younger though
Has at least few friends
Occupied with something that he likes (studies/work/hobby)
Not salty
Likes hiking, traveling, seing new places
Not a pervert ;^)

>Me
5'2, skinny
Turning 29 soon
Stem college degree
Trying to make it with concept art, work on shit job meanwhile so I can focus on getting better
It takes me time to get used to people before I feel comfortable to talk to them freely

Any girls who enjoy MMF threesomes?

>>24157368

Suehiro is my favorite guro artist, but anything gore related that doesn't involve animals is 10/10 for me. ( I'm a little girl when it comes to innocent animal friends)

>>24157411
You seem nice, where are you from?

>>24157429
Pennsylvania

>>24156926
All I like in a woman is that she has a healthy relationship with her immediate family, she can cook a basic meal for herself, and she keeps her living space clean. Those three things speak a lot about a person

>>24157433
2far4me

>>24157438
Rip

Noluvaroni4me

Her and me
>lives in Chattanooga
>30s
>has a life and money

We can go from there

>>24157376
Tempting

>>24157433
Cool I'm in Jersey and you fit a lot of what I look for
>>24157087
Is me.

>>24157354
yes but there is still technically teaching involved no?

but i understand saying you want experience is a better way of looking imo. it makes you look less uptight about it.

>>24157374
lol daddy.

>>24157453
We are probably not even on the same continent anon so you won't miss anything

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Her:
>A style I'd describe as post-goth. The kind of girl who probably owned a bunch of black invader zim hoodies and lip piercings in high school, and she's mostly grown out of that xD phase in her life because it's been so beaten out of her by adulthood, but there are lingering traces of it in her wardrobe and her hobbies. This is an adolescent fantasy-- a high school goth girl with a functional adult brain.
>A tomboyish girl who is interested in movies and video games and cartoons and likes a lot of the same things I do but not out of any desire to see me happy or to have anything in common with me
>Lip piercings or eyebrow piercings are a plus but not a must
>Loves cartoons
>Loves sex and loves experimenting in bed, somebody who could be described as having a fetish for fetishes
>Loves sugar and sweets but isn't really so big on booze. I guess I'm ambivalent on smoking
>Likes a good seinfeldian back-and-forth and won't get defensive just because we're bantering.
>Is decisive

Me:
>5'10" with wavy brown hair
>Average to slim build but not really muscular
>Eccentric but keen fashion sense-- I like wearing my plaid bellbottoms and my paisley blazers (but never together), and all kinds of ties and vests
>stand-up comedian
>loves sugar and sweet foods but doesn't drink or smoke or do other hard drugs at all.
>loves music to a fault and can come off as a big snob (even when I'm just trying to be friendly)
>is a fancy prancy mincy mancy fairy type boy who is not ever going to be anyone's big strong man

Mostly I'm looking for a dominant girl to snuggle me while we watch Steven Universe and say playfully mean things to each other.

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Her:
>18-23
>height and body type don't really matter
>light hair and/or light eyes (red hair and blue eyes is ideal)
>white
>straight
>extroverted but antisocial
>weirder the better
>cynical or judging
>wants children

Me:
>22
>very long brown hair
>white and thin
>a husk trying to improve
>monk-like
>traditional / conservative
>read and listen to music all the time
>have a career
>introverted

Skype: baldrvargr
Kik: MorthVargr

>>24156926

Her

>18-45 years old
>Not overweight
>White, latina, mixed Asian or Persian
>Married/engaged/in a relationship
>Discreet
>Enjoys any of the following. Books, film, writing, animals, cooking, traveling, astronomy, art, nature.
>Open to trying new things

Me

>Late 20's
>6'3
>Fit
>Mixed
>Dominant
>Educated

>>24157492
Just noticed that we actually aren't (didn't see your post above)

>>24157463

Oh hey cool. Do you have kik?

>>24157582
Yep, my kik is Sweetcreep

>>24157112
I'm actually in California if that helps my cause lol i get the whole epilepsy thing, been a big part of my life as well

>>24157153
You sound real cute, I like cats better though

Me:
>26
>Asian
>5'10"
>Bay area
>Fit
>Badminton (fuck ya asianese)
>Shut in with some outdoorsy impulses
>Super lazy at times
>Loves joking about super offensive things
>Experimental cook
>Casual pc gamer
>Animu
>Way too many kinks/fetishes to ever try them all
>Very open-minded
>Not too into bar scene
>I like looking at and taking pictures of clouds

Her:
>22+ (I actually like older)
>Asian/Caucasian
>Shorter but not important
>Healthy
>Freckles
>Tomboyish qualities
>Distorted sense of humor
>Enjoys the weeb culture a bit
>Sexually curious/adventurous
>Enjoys being a dork at times

>>24157617
>Badminton (fuck ya asianese)

Kill yourself my man.

>>24157617
An Asian that likes cats.......

>>24157617

This post made me cringe.

Me:
>>24147863
>18
>Lives in the UK
>Into weeb stuff/cute culture. Likes pink a lot, but what can you do.
>Anxious around strangers, more relaxed around friends and family.
>5"2' (Pear-shaped.)
>Creative Hobbies (Drawing and Writing.)
>Studies Japanese. Generally is interested in Asian Culture and History.
>Likes to play games/watch anime at a lax pace. When it comes to gaming, I like RPG/MMORPG's and Nintendo series.

Him:
>18 or 19
>Doesn't have to be super tall or fit, but skinny to average and at least taller than me. (Which isn't hard.)
>Lives in the UK
>Dark hair styled in a way that makes you look like you're from an emo rock band. Coloured hair is cool to.
>Asian
>Into cute stuff too and is more effeminate. Has at interest in keeping up appearance fashion wise.
>Would want to play games and cuddle together.
>Isn't overbearing when it comes to opinions and different beliefs. Takes a more understanding or tolerant approach.

My kik is strawberrybossa.

him
>20-25
>eu/uk based
>mentally stable
>tall, not TOO fat
>educated and employed
>has an ambition or goal
>into vidya/anime but not too much, no weebs
>talkative but not a chatterbox
>enjoys spoiling me w. gifts
>politically disillusioned
>has some self-esteem
>good head of hair
>not too sensitive but not dead inside
>tries new things
>manly, dominant, preferably big dick
>funny and witty
>likes skyping


me
>18, female, uk
>autistic memer
>medium body type
>likes space, somewha reclusive
>don't express too much emotion
>don't dress very girly
>low-moderate libido
>often unempathetic and inconsiderate
>enjoy getting shitfaced
>cute face and voice
>all about chill peaceful vibes
>low-key crazy possessive
>an honest 7.5/10 if you don't mind chub
>think japanese stuff is neat
>not vanilla but not that kinky
>likes all music genres
>wears glasses
>submissive
>watch like one movie per day
>logical
>enjoy co-op games
>not romantic

Me:
>22, Male, white
>dark curly hair, green eyes, fair skin. my little cousins who are super into GoT keep telling me I look like Jon Snow, so there's that
>6'0
>no tattoos or piercings
>into fitness, I'm in the gym a lot but I like taking yoga classes and going on hikes more though
>East coast usa but I'm fine with long distance
>fairly introverted though I like to think I can talk to people openly
>can be socially awkward and I tend to stay in because of it
>dry and sarcastic sense of humor
>work as a musician, can go on about music endlessly
>big film buff as well
>i like classic nerdy shit like Star Trek but i get ridiculously into the sciences behind it like string theory and interstellar travel
>don't smoke, don't drink, 420 friendly
>traditionalist values
>moderately right wing
>likes to keep all things in moderation and balance

Her:
>18 - 25
>at least in the same country as me
>likes dogs
>has a good sense of humor
>in good health and actively keeps herself healthy
>mental health included
>isn't easily offended
>inherently maternal, and confident in her femininity
>has a strong sense of idenity
>doesn't smoke tobacco
>similar political ideals
>traditionalist values
>no tattoos

my kik is akariking93

Reviewed re-hashed repost from another thread's re-hashed repost from another board because someone flaked.

Me:
>18 year old male in Bedforshire, UK
>Stereotypical, textbook INTJ STEM student
>Straight edge
>Indoorsy hobbies such as internet, music that almost nobody listens to nowadays, sci-fi movies, and food
>Outdoorsy hobbies such as running and... well that's pretty much it
>Non-effeminate personality
>Very good smarts - good at helping with homework and hopefully going to university to do medicine
>Tan skin, brown eyes, brown hair
>Chubby, but not overweight, and hairy, with a compact 5'7" height
>No aesthetic body modifications (unless you count some surgical scars)
>1 unused virginity
>Only interested in pure monogamy

Him:
>UK-based (I'm OK with LDR if further from where I am) male
>18 or older (some age gap is OK, but the closer to 18, the better)
>>18-22 = ideal; 23-24 = probably pushing it a bit; 25+ = too large
>Doesn't drink/smoke regularly, and doesn't do drugs
>Has a good range of non-normie hobbies that we could do together
>Similarly non-effeminate, non-normie personality
>Fairly good smarts and hoping to do a masters/doctorate, so we can be long term study-buddies (and because smart guys are one of my fetishes)
>Chubby, or even fat, with body hair, facial hair, and a taller height (I don't care how much taller)
>Certain body modifications are nice, but others I'm not into - none are necessary:
>>Good: Earlobe piercings/stretchers, some sleeve tattoos (without words or faces)
>>Bad: Most other piercings and tattoos
>Has 1 unused virginity too, and only wants pure monogamy
>Colour scheme and penis size unimportant

Email is [email protected] - we can exchange kik/discord details and/or arrange things from there (i-if you want...)

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gf
>18-30
>anywhere between 5' and 7'
>Introverted, somewhat shy, but still somewhat open to trying new things with her boyfriend, like camping or traveling or things like that
>not obese
>preferably short hair
>loves the cold, especially snow
>enjoys being shown affection
>ideally is attracted to 'fit' guys
>likes vidya, particularly platformers, adventure games, rpgs, and old FPS
>prefers Demon Souls to Dark Souls
>enjoys reading
>likes debate, can disagree without it bothering either of us and have a genuine discussion
>really enjoys music, listens to a lot of shit, has her own taste (bonus points if you're into bleeps)
>isn't incredibly sub (doesn't have to be a dom)
>likes sitting on a guy's shoulders
>is passionate about something

me
>21
>fit male, 5'11"
>reserved but will open up the more I get to know someone
>thick skinned myself but sensitive to others
>poofy brown hair (think Spike Spiegal)
>fond of the outdoors and love animals
>enjoy shitloads of vidya and music, specifically love bleeps / black metal / post punk / post-hardcore, watch a few artsy fartsy films when I find the time, bit of an anime pleb but I enjoy what I've seen
>enjoys being affectionate
>Getting a PhD in mathematics
>enjoys ironic humour in the style of Norm MacDonald or Peep Show
>jaded but still politically involved, enjoy discussion of current events, economically left leaning but socially a mix of traditionalist and egalitarian values
>the best tree climber you'll ever meet

>>24157315
You had me at asshole Hispanic where do i sign up to talk

>>24157790

Hey, you sound interesting, my post is >>24157181

Me
>male 19 5'11
>southern USA
>don't mind LDR
>really easy to talk to, can talk for hours
>medium build
>brown hair +beard
>in college for cyber security
>not mentally ill
>social but loves to stay inside cuddled up
>love to read
>some anime, very open to suggestions
>vidya enough to call it a hobby
>love to take part in others hobbies
>Tons of amazing stories to tell and great at telling any story about anything.
>fetish friendly (no scat piss or puke)
>very laid back

Her
>age doesn't matter, just be legal
>likes to talk
>my height or shorter
>needs somebody to care for them
>pale is a huge plus but not needed
>shy is also a plus
>clingy
>wants to make me a good person
>has her own hobbies to tell me about
>loves talking about herself
>interested in me too
>good cook will take you from a 5/10 to a 9/10

Hmu for contact info, will send a pic of myself when we start talking to prove I'm who I say I am

>>24157315
You are almost identical to me, this is so weird. Literally only difference is you're 2 inches taller than me.

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Thanks for re-opening the thread. Don't have time to write a wall of text, so I'll repost the list again.

Her:
>open-minded
>calm attitude toward problems
>driven to improve herself and discover new things
>loves sharing things and her interests overall
>reads books, watches movies, is opinionated but open to other opinions
>no "OK YOU ARE LIKE THIS WE AGREE TO DISAGREE", rather "I see your point, I will reflect on it later on" and having a general attitude of wanting to find a common benefit in things
>likes trying new recipes even though she's not super-good at cooking (the attitude is what counts)
>has very good hygiene and likes to dress decently, as well as sharing her opinion on my own way of dressing and willing to share advices/POV
>the above doesn't mean that she likes to be a center-of-attention fashion slave. A more subtle "look at me/I enjoy dressing like this" is what I have in mind, but it's difficult to explain it in few words. Just don't dress for the sake of others.
>It's good if she enjoys videogames as a media of entertainment, or doesn't mind her boyfriend playing them and discussing the stories, the author's intent and so on, which will happen with books and movies as well.
>likes to share and discuss about music and getting others to listen to what she listens. I like to hear why you like this or that in general.
>likes to discuss of philosophy, politics, science, healthcare and other topics to share her POV or finding a common truth she agrees on. Any radical mindset or closure is not accepted nor is what I seek in an open-minded person.
>likes to keep herself healthy and with various interests: this can go from an interest in exercising to typical bodyweight/gym schedules to home-exercising to being careful about dieting, and still to do more extreme things like Muay Thai, MMA, archery and others; As long as you want to strive to be healthy or want to hear why I would like you to be, I'll be happy to share my thoughts on it.

To be continued

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>>24158746
>enjoys leaving small surprises or being overall caring
>whether sexually open or not, is willing to talk about it and experience if we can be mature and good sexually
>enjoys being in complicity and confidence with her boyfriend as well as contributing to his health with varied meals (attempted or properly cooked);
>willing to work to build a family (whether us 2, or with kids) and have a decent house, decent things to leave afterward like a personal library and a good place to live in, and so on
>doesn't like to share her problems, but knows she can count on her boyfriend and few good friends to always listen; basically an attitude aimed at solving them rather than just complaining.
>doesn't mind different lifestyles or co-existing with different lifestyles (example being with someone that smoke/doesn't smoke, someone that eats meat/doesn't eat meat, and so on.); I say this just for the approach, I personally don't smoke and tend to be overall healthy.
>whether in a good situation at the moment or not, with her job, her family or other problems, is willing to give her best to go on
>will take time and efforts into this, and dedicate herself to at least try and get to know me, rather than talk with dozens of people for the same purpose. You're free to do the latter if you want, but the point is to get to know each other and see if we can be
1) decent acquaintances that understand it won't work out with more than half-assed tries;
2) very good friends
3) something more

I don't like revenge attitudes nor childish behaviour: we're adults, we should behave like ones and be in harmony whether it works or doesn't work out. Let's not make each other's life complicated.


Me:
I'm all of the above, seeking someone to complement.
These are just starting points of discussion, they're not mandatory, I'm happy to know people and I'm doing this mainly for curiosity.
You can write to me at
[email protected]
Kik: personalthrowaway
Ask privately for skype.

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>tfw you finally find your ideal mate

it's definitely possible and well worth the wait. good luck, everyone!

>>24158746
Lol holy crap, leave something to the imagination

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>>24158755
There is a whole world to discover behind a person, these lists don't really tell anything beside what one wants to put in them. Whether the people actually open themselves or not later on and give a proper effort to explore that world, that's another problem.

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her

>early-mid 20's
>kinda of tomboyish
>short hair
>likes weeb shit
>loves astronomy and nature
>loyal and loving
>likes music
>introverted

me

>26
>5'11" king of manlets
>frizzy jewfro
>fatass but losing weight
>love astronomy, nature and music
>been playing drums since I was 13
>love cooking as you can see
>getting in to cycling
>make music sometimes
>translator/english teacher
>travel when I have the money
>like long bike trips and camping
>weird sense of humor
>can be a bit of a sperg when I meet someone I like

meh, probably not gonna meet someone who will like me until I drop the last 30 kg and fix my semi clingy personality

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Her:
>18-20
>Is in the UK (preferably near Newcastle, where I'm planning to go to uni)
>White preferred, but not essential
>Slim
>Enjoys vidya, but has other hobbies
>Likes to have long conversations about seemingly random topics
>Educated
>Preferably into nerdy stuff (or at least not minding my interests)

Me:
>19
>Male
>British
>6'2"
>White
>Hazel eyes
>Black hair
>Slim
>No tatoos, piercings etc.
>INFJ
>Starting university in September (hopefully)
>programming, piano, speedrunning vidya are my main hobbies
>Big on vidya, both console & PC
>Enjoy going out, clubbing/walks/sport... pretty much anything really
>Smokes, but close to quitting (currently at 1 every two days on average)

Pic related, my stats sheet

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Her
>tattoos and piercings
>sarcastic / goofy / kinda crude
>really cute and feminine and affectionate
>kinky as fuck (preferably submissive)
>likes giving eachother cheesy nicknames
>likes vidya, getting drunk, playing music
>creative, nerdy, big thinker.

Me
>27 male california
>6'3, caucasian, brown blonde hair, beard
>chub
>plays music, writes, reads a lot
>hates bars and clubs, would rather drink wine, watch netflix, and spoon
>sarcastic, morbid, deadpan sense of humor
>loving, affectionate, caring
>kind of a nihilist but in a funny way I think
>likes psychedelic drugs a lot
>loves weird and fascinating topics such as alien abductions, conspiracy theories, cryptozoology, paranormal shit, intense body modification, transhumanism, serial killers, cults, etc etc
>Kinky af, here are my bdsmtest results:

99% Sadist
97% Dominant
92% Rigger
92% Experimentalist
91% Degrader

Oh and I love to be called Daddy <3

Contact:
kik: alexvsevil
skype: alexvsevil

>>24157790
Hey, im somewhat what you're looking for.

Honestly dont fit few of the lines but would like at least to get to know you.

kik: ristex1 if you're up for some chatz
leave some autism so ik its u.

>>24159097
>Being a 4channer (other than /soc/) is a major plus

You mean there are people on this board who haven't even touched the rest of 4chan?

>>24157370
I messaged you. I'm really interested in talking with ya

>>24159308
Why do people do this
if ya sent them a message they'll see it, why post in the thread about it too

Me:
>28, 6 ft 175 white male in the southeastern usa
>good job, own house
>Love MMOs, mostly project 1999 (evwrquest emulator)
>Heavily tattooed
>It's always sunny, workaholics, breaking bad, death note, peaky blinders... etc. All amazing
>Big fan of thriller movies
>Big WWE fan, will admit
>Mostly homebody but enjoy outdoors
>Overly complimentary and loving


Her
>Cute, lives close...wish
>Chubby ok
>Have things in common with me
>Any race


Kik- extentofmysin

>>24157523
I'm more impressed anyone here pays attention to the id

>>24156926
>early 20 or even underage
>white
>skinny but with some ass
>nothing specific, I like to learn new things from other people
>likes hugging and cuddle
>be independent, financial and lifewise
>like sex, any kind of sex
>be patient when my depression kicks in and reasonable when my borderline attacks

me:
>27
>white
>slim/fit
>5"11

Posted this before. Let's see if I get any matches this time.

Me:
20 year old college student
Still working on what I want to do but getting more of a grip on it.
About 5'10"
Want to eventually travel and learn new languages and their cultures
Overweight but currently fed up with it and am finally doing something about it.
I can be into almost anything I think movie, song, or game wise except for new country and some rap.
Pretty open with everything.
Want to do more stuff outside of the house but am contempt with staying indoors.
I like most types of animals but am mainly a cat or snake person.
Black hair
Hazel eyes (I think, I don't really look at my eyes)
Scruffy beard but it comes and goes.
Want to learn and explore new things with someone.

Her:
I'm not really picky except for a few things.

What I don't want.
Her to be larger than me.
Her to be a cunt

If this were my perfect girl then this would be her:
Red hair
in at least moderate shape maybe on the fitter side.
Pale.
Freckles
(for looks it's basically a ginger but with literal red hair instead of orange.)
Likes playing games.
Likes doing stuff together.
Has a dirty sense of humor.
Likes cats
Likes watching cartoons/anime
Around my age so from about 18-late 20's
Doesn't drink or smoke (though I'm not apposed to it so long as it's not an issue)

That's about all I can think of.

>>24157330
Well I don't meet all the requirements but I do have some of the same interests.

>>24159594
You can read that and if you wanna talk let me know.

Her

>18-26
>Ideally White and pale but race doesn't matter to me
>average weight or very slightly chubby
>likes fitness, and has a wide range of interests
>is cool with nerdy stuff
>INTP/INTJ/ENTP/ENTJ, competent, rational
>isn't a NEET
>isn't conservative in bed and down to experiment
>tattoos are ok as long as they look amazing
>same with piercings
>wide hips/big butt, average to small breasts

Me:

>25
>Lighter side of the Hispanic scale
>6'4
>strongfat
>250
>works out
>smokes weed
>enjoys video games/tv/movies/reading
>INTP
>doesn't drink but won't turn down a beer if offered

>>24157330
Think Im like you describe less bonus... no tats atm
If you atill around I hope you will reply
Kik: velrase

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Her:

>19-25
>Canadian lives Ontario ideal would be near Toronto
>White, brown, asian
>is real about shit and doesn't beat around the bush.
>chubbyfat not grotesquely fat
>not a Normie
>Good sense of humour and know how to run with a joke, not easily offended. Can dank meme like nobodys business
>plays vidya that isn't exclusively Moba/ASSFAGGOTS.
>Caring and affectionate
>has no problem striking a conversation always up for some talking.
>looking for someone to seriously bond with
>drinks or tokes socially

Me

>22
>ENFP
>builtfat and slimming down because of work.
>diesel mechanic apprentice making mad dosh
>Great sense of humor almost nothing offends me and a I'm a top tier punner.
>music nerd love getting lost in record/music stores. I listen to too much music and I used to browse /mu/. Been listen to rap and beach pop and surf rock as of late. Willing to listen to new genres
>Video game nerd (PS4, Wii u, 3DS) Currently playing overwatch, destiny and Danganronpa.
>intense wanderlust will drive anywhere out of curiosity on weekends
>has a car
>close band of friends that are basically family
>can cook/bake food like some kind of culinary wizard
>can conversate about anything
>420 friendly

And and a shit ton of other things but where's the fun in that.

Kik: Postmutant93
Skype: Post-mutant93

Hit me up Pham

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Me:
>Male, 25, Europe, 6'0, average build.
>Social/outgoing, I have friends from pretty much all walks of life.
>Artsy and creative, mainly music and movie production.
>Empathetic and caring, I'm generally happy as long as people around me are happy.
>Main interests are music, movies, politics, science, history, traveling, psychology and competitive gaming. When it comes to music I listen to just about everything, good tunes to be found in all genres imo.
>Brutal sense of humor.
>Very open minded.
>Currently occupied by making adverts for a very large well known football club, I want to pursue a degree in either political science or hit law school.

Her:
>20-30
>Fit/Skinny/Average
>Kind, caring, supportive, reliable, empathetic and loyal.
>Open minded.
>Intelligent even though ditzy quirky broads makes me melt.
>Sense of humor or funny since I'll joke about just about anything.
>Enjoys bantz.
>Own interests and/or some goals in life.
Her(bonus):
>Brunette.
>Artsy.
>Similar taste in movies and music.
>Similar hobbies.
>Dresses well.
>Good cook, I'm pretty useless myself except for a few specific dishes.
>Nice bum.

That's all I've got for now, I'll probably think of more shit.

>>24157790
You did describe me a fair bit and you also sound interesting. My kik is MatigeMaat if you wanna chat.

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>>24156926
Her:
>within the 18-21 age range
>shorter than I am
>doesn't wear too much makeup (if any at all)
>hair that doesn't extend beyond the shoulders is preferable, but I'm flexible
>kind of a nerd; likes vidya, anime, comic books
>likes cuddling, including laying on my chest and being the little spoon
>someone I can easily talk to, who doesn't mind being emotionally intimate
I don't mind a girl who struggles with her own problems; I like providing support for the people I care about

Me:
>21 years old
>5'10"
>white
>enjoy vidya and anime
>in college, studying IT
>visiting the gym five times a week; gaining muscle
>fairly quiet unless I'm around someone I have chemistry with
>love traveling
>love rock-climbing, hiking, and camping
>love music
>love animals
Everyone says that I have a great sense of humor. Honestly, I'm just talking.

>>24157112
>from Florida
>stead job
>worksout but isnt body builder
>nerdy
>stable
>28
>dog person
>clean, and enjoys nice clean things
>can be dominant but likes to make shared decisions in a relationship
>is okay with cali
>doggies are cool, so doggy day care is better.
>might cosplay, never have but open to it.
>never did poly but might be open to it.
>travels a lot for work, already been to all continents.

Sounds like me, although your description was pretty vague im sure it fits most internet guys. How can I contact you?

>>24159164
Sadly, yes. Pretty easy to tell too.

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Hey guys send your dick pics here. Hairier the better, snapchat beeebake, or text 6065601358

Me:
>MALE, STOP READING HERE FRIENDS
>Nearly 30
>USA
>6'5, slim/fit, I run daily and visit the gym every other day. I do my best to eat well and take care of myself. It's extremely important to me.
>Short brown hair, bright blue eyes, glasses, deep voice.
>I am very sexual, mostly dominant, moderately kinky, extremely hung, etc.
>I am very political, and I enjoy understanding how things work and explaining things to people. I hate ideologues. If you casually browse /pol/ and eat everything up, you're not going to get along well with me. If you casually browse tumblr and eat all of this social justice up, you'll also not get along with me.
>I work in IT, and I enjoy my job.
>I'm a busy person that generally has only nights free, and I enjoy spending that time being productive or doing what I enjoy. I'm not going to sleep in, chill out and watch netflix for 6 hours, etc.
>Video games are fine in moderation. I grew up on CRPGs (DnD, Planescape, Neverwinter Nights, etc), but these days I play RPGs, anything strategy, and I enjoy sinking a lot of time into a good MMO.
>I'm very direct and honest. I don't like to beat around the bush. I'm not very open with strangers, but when I get to know people I love to make people laugh and bounce ideas around.
>Bla bla bla

Her:
>Female. I'm not into traps, transgender, or anything inbetween.
>20+. I don't particularly mind young people, but I just can't get along with most that are way younger than me and think "it's LIT SENPAI XDDD" is funny.
>Short, tall, anything in between. I take care of myself, and I expect it of you. You don't have to be a gym freak, but if you're not healthy, that's unattractive.
>Slim waist, wide hips, big tits.
>Moderate to high sex drive, preferably submissive and kinky.
>Be passionate. Be interested in things. Don't be a slob that takes life as it comes to you. Hopefully we're interested in the same things.
>The rest is dependent on the person.

My kik is whyamievendoingthis

>>24157104
>musical vegan guy looking for a nerdy vegan girl
Why aren't we married yet

Ideal girl:
>20-28
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Either you are all idiots for thinking girls browse 4chan or you're all normalfags that need to get off this site. /soc/ is cancer and Hiro needs this place gone.

Also I wouldn't date a normalfag, which everyone on this board is. So either way this board, and all of its users are pointless.

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>>24160216
>pointless
Just like your post.

>>24157112
Pretty much all that but I'm too young
>inb4 too young I'm 18

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I have no idea how to meet people, I've met like one person in the last 6 months and they ghosted me

just kill me

>>24156972
Do you have a Skype account :3 ?

>>24160220
Continue looking for love where it doesn't exist then.

There's nothing for anyone here.

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>>24160240
Action is better than inaction bred from cynicism and laziness. Trying and failing is better than never trying at all.


Call me crazy.

Her

>nice ass
>not a psycho

>>24160276
Yep that's pretty much my standards too

>>24160259
I'll call you crazy because you can try a lot harder than 4chan. Try

MEETING PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE

Him:
>20-26
>Taller than me
>Chubby
>Ethnicity doesn't matter
>Introverted
>Dark sense of humour
>Takes pride in personal hygiene
>Enjoys intelligent conversations
>Can be silly, but also be mature about serious matters
>Paranormal stuffs
>Vidyaaaaa
>Movies and Mountains of Blankets
>Not super religious
>Preferably not religious at all
>Is a bit possessive over me, in a cute way
>Batshit crazy <3
>Daredevil
>Bars
>FOOD.
>Stubborn asshole
>Good taste in music
>Has a Job
>Car

Me (Female):
>19
>5'8
>Canadian
>Very long brown curly hair
>Chubby
>Pale skin (vampire life)
>Introverted
>Super dark sense of humour
>Dank Memes
>Very light blue eyes
>Mortician Sciences
>Bit on the crazy side <3 Think along the lines of harley quinn
>Devoted to you
>Loyal AF
>Very Intelligent
>Nintendofag, but i don't mind other consoles/pc
>Love dark movies (quentin tarantino style)
>reading is yes
>cuddling is my heroin
>Smokes cigarettes <-- deal breaker lmao
>Gin
>Bar life
>Night rides
>Alternative rock, classic rock, rock

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>>24160321
Yo women you seem radical this is me
>>24159695
Hit me up senpai if you think we'd click

>>24160314
You seem to think I don't, friend. Why is that? Are you implying one can only choose between real life and 4chan? That's very odd.

>>24160321
Why is everyone out of my age age range

>>24160314
>try to meet people irl
>fail because I have nothing in common with anyone irl where I live, there are no scenarios in which approaching anyone is possible without complete cold approach sperging because I am very introverted and don't like parties or bars
>literally no other way

>>24160362
How old are you?

>>24160321
post skype or kik or something

>>24160321
I'm all you want 'cept chubby. Also fingers crossed you're closer to Toronto than Saskatchewan. I got my EDL for a girl like you I hope. Skype: tadder.roosa

>>24160383
>>24160321
skype: pizza.seduction

>>24160321
>26
So close, yet so far

>her
>21-30
>Brunette, short side (4'11-5'3"), curvy
>conservative, not someone who rode the cock carousel during a "phase"
>knows how to cook
>quiet, loves to read and hates to start drama
>preferably religious, but can be agnostic or atheist if she has a strong set of core moral values.
>knows how to think for herself, isn't one who just parrots talking points off of social media or other people
>has a great relationship with her family

Yeah that's good enough.

>me
>28, 6'1", average build
>hobbies: chess, running, kayaking, reading
>Always willing to listen before discussing viewpoints but definitely a contrarian (I like to make people think outside their comfort zone)
>can cook extremely well, worked as a chef before going into engineering
>Don't judge a person by initial impressions, looks for the best in them at least for a good while
>like the arts (theater, orchestra, architecture)

>>24157375
why dont you then

her:
>18-mid 20's
>bi
>poly
>healthy shape
>nerdy (vidya,movies, anime, books)
>intelligent
>not easily offended
>good sense of humor
>uni or future uni
>trusting and trustworthy
>submissive, into BDSM
>in ohio or online

Us:
(Me):
>M/24/Ohio
>5'11"
>poly
>brown hair, dark as fuck eyes
>Skinny but in good shape
>Former military
>Rock climber
>hiking/camping
>intelligent
>Hipster fuck
>Vidya
>music
>read good fantasy or classics
>work and school for medical career
>love traveling
>empathetic to those I care about
>gives good advice
>nothing can't be joked about
>Dominant/ BDSM in a healthy nonabusive sense
(Her):
>F/20/Ohio
>5'8'
>bi
>poly
>brunette above shoulder length hair
>fit, nice ass, C cups
>rock climber
>intelligent
>hipster fuck
>vidya (mostly nintendo fag)
>music
>reads everything she gets her hands on
>coffee addict
>school for environmental science
>loves to travel
>super empathetic and good listener
>slight depression
>great sense of humor
>my submissive in the bedroom and sometimes out when the mood strikes

Her
>20-26
>White
>Under 5'11"
>120lbs or under
>Well read on traditionalist philosophy
>No tattoo's, no piercings (except ears), doesn't drink, doesn't smoke or do drugs
>Waiting til marriage til sex
>Doesn't befriend subhumans

Me:
>24
>6'3" / 210lbs
>White
>Doctoral candidate of Genetics

>>24156926
Her: It doesn't matter because I'm not a stuck up prick with shit up my ass.

Me: It shouldn't matter if she isn't some stuck up bitch.

>>24156984
>we'll compliment each other often
hahahah

>>24160686
w-what is wrong with that

>>24157124
I see you posting in most of these threads, it's nice that you don't copy paste each time. Character development, man. It seems like we come from similar backgrounds also, growing up my family was also below the poverty line (my parents were also very good people).

I don't think we'd be a good match though, because I'm pretty dumb most of the time. Keep it up man, and best of luck.

Me
>Female 22
>5'6
>136
>Really long black hair
>Black eyes
>Less than average looking average with a little makeup
>University graduate
>Ex-weeb (Still into a little)
>Capeshit films/GoT/Gotham.... this kind of shite
>Into art and film
>A clockwork orange
>Lazy
>Punk, pop-punk, post-punk, open to good music yet noob
>Would try things in general
>Intelligent
>Confident
>Hygiene enthusiast
>One on One person
>Dislike crowds
>Dislike over expression of emotion
>Microsoft office, Photoshop, Indesign.. etc.

Him
>18-20
>chubby but not obese
>shorter than me
>dark hair
>dominant but has a weak side
>sensitive and jealous
>personality / humor that compliments mine
>wants a lifelong relationship (without marriage or kids)

me
>19
>thinner than average
>5'11"
>hair usually dyed brown or black (naturally blonde)
>submissive & mentally ill
>completely dependent on people i like
>very affectionate / obsessive
>really autistic humor
>wants a lifelong relationship without marriage or kids

>>24160920
Are you trans?

>>24160928
nah, i know the tallness comes off as it though

>>24160914
where at?

>>24160920
That sad moment when i can fit most of this... But Im 24

>>24160941
It's /soc/ after all, I didn't mean any harm. I'm interested in talking, where do you live?

>>24160211
We should talk.

>>24160238
Apologies, i sort of post and then forget, But yeah i have a Skype (i hope you are still lurking around, please be lurking)

>>24161072
Far far away

Him
>20-30
>bigger than me
>white/asian
>weeaboo with a high powerlevel strongly preferred
>reasonably laid back and outgoing
>not pretentious or elitist (about music, books etc)

Me
>24
>Sydney
>5'6, 55kg but not fit, sorry
>long brown hair, hazel eyes
>White in terms of both race and skin colour, I'm pretty ghostly
>full time office lady
>hopeless weeb (anime/manga, jpop, traveling, language, fashion)
>slight koreaboo
>committed indoor person and near surgically attached to my PC
>pretty quiet/reserved and not social at all, I don't have any SNS accounts
>generally happy despite aforementioned introversion, but not very confident in myself
>have barely dated the last 6 years so I don't even know what I really like in a man or what I'm like in a relationship at this point, this was kinda hard to write

>>24161101
not as far as the land down under i hope?

>>24161107
I cry so much, you seem like Such an awesome person to be with when confortable around... But Im not white and you being in Sydney... Why must life be this way.

>>24161127
Nope, yet more difficult to reach.

>>24161154
*snaps fingers* i know where you Live, you Live on The Moon Europa>>24161154

Nothing will probably come of this, but it's worth a shot.

Him:

>Be in UK
>18-28
>Any skin colour
>Sensible weight
>I love green eyes but it's not a big deal
>Caring, protective, honest, genuine
>Passionate about something, doesn't have to have similar interests but doesn't have 0 hobbies, basically.
>Height doesn't matter
>Preferably a top but vers is fine
>Can be silly but still have deep discussions from time to time

I'm not that picky, I just want someone to love.

Me (Male):

>20/M/Midlands (UK)
>6'1
>Mostly a bottom
>Slim, started going to the gym to get rid of excess fat and tone up a little
>So white that I don't tan, freckles just connect and then I burn
>Light brown hair
>Blue eyes
>Currently a CS student
>Love literature, give me a book and I'll read it in a few days tops
>Love pretty much all music, particularly Hip-Hop/Jazz/Electronic
>Can cook pretty well
>Play vidya semi-regularly, stuff we could play together includes: LoL, Overwatch, Sm4sh, Mario Kart, Civ, and much more

I can't really think of anything else and I don't want to make the list long for the sake of it.

Kik: jay.s1995
Skype: jayfromsoc
>Pic is on my kik profile

For anyone CTRL + F: 20/Gay/UK

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Her:
>well off financially
>also financially supportive
> into being bred and loved
> wants kids and a real honest to god connection with a romantic guy whos down for some awesome life choices
> healthy or willing to change it
> actually enjoys eating fruits and veggies
> no drugs or drinking
> no cheating or lieing
> commands respect and delivers it just as well.
> capable of being alone for weeks at a time with just our offspring
>loyal to no end unless we split which just sorta seems to happen.
>not materialistic
>wise, smart, sharp, sweet, loving, real, loyal to no end...

Me:
5'3" 120lbs hairy caucasian blonde blue healthy wise
>health nerd badass super dude
>very loving and affectionate
>loyal to no end
>minimalist
>reader
>passionate
>jaded and depressed but I exercise and eat right so It's hardly noticeable.
>wickedly blunt but I love good people.
> "know more than I should" is what I have heard.... I don't really believe in knowin too much
>yoga, running, swimming, and I need someone to do it all with.
> maybe travel the world doing good deeds together, start a farm, fuck on cam for funds, sing/rap, music production....

Anything other than a boring life please.

Kik: kriss123sd

>>24161107
Any way to contact you?

>>24161154
well for starters, kik: volatilestag
Maybe I can narrow it down further :^)

me:
Latina
Spanish is my first language
slim
pretty big bookworm, and love to write
play a lot of soccer

him:
age doesn't matter
looks don't particularly matter either
not completely shitty
clingy

Kik: iloveplatters

>>24161090
usa, west coast

>>24161209
My skype is nijimujigae

>>24160920
What if they're taller by a lil?

>>24161433
its not a total dealbreaker, but its a strong preference

>>24157790
You're not a 7.5 if you're chubby and dress like a boy. Your personality sounds shit too. I think someone has been validated by desperate virgin males for too long. You're a 5 at best with personality considered.

>Inb4 White Knights.

To the white knights: Stop validating girls like this. Her personality sounds ass and you're going to big her up because your dick-brain connection tells you "grill omg gotta get on her good side, I HAVE A CHANCE!". Fuck off.

>>24161461
sounds like some salt. Story time?

Him
>18-30s
>taller than me
>lean/ not overly skinny, muscular or chubby
>skin colour not important though I'm not usually attracted to black guys
>eye and hair colour not that important either, though I like tanner skin with dark hair and hazel/ brown eyes

>open-minded and understanding or at least willing to discuss things in order to work it out instead of making a fuss
>intelligent
>hardworking but chill
>likes animals and at least tolerates cats
>affectionate but not clingy
>funny and playful
>bonus points for musical talent or prophiency in any of the arts

>mostly dominant in bed but willing to give control

Me
>f/21/euro
>1.70m
>white, short brown hair and hazel eyes
>simingly slim but I have a bit of a pouch and my hips are somewhat wide
>not overly feminine (not that I have any particularly masculine habits nor do I dress accordingly, but I have short hair and never wear dresses, make-up or heels)

>Introverted but I like hanging out with people and trying new things, etc
>ISTJ if that's any telling
>depression and anxiety though I'm on medication and doing therapy
>mentioning because I understand how that could be a deal-breaker
>loves animals, have 4 cats
>studying to be a pianist
>hard-working/ devoted towards what I'm passionate about
>affectionate though I'm not usually the one to make the first move

>mostly enjoy being dominated but also like taking control
>not into BDSM or any particular kink
>also into older men though it's harder for a relationship due to the age difference

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>>24161490
>4 cats
living the dream am I right?

>>24161490
Where in Europe do you live?

>>24161483
That's what salt sounds like to you? Jesus man, you must be pretty sheltered. You from one of those religious families where they make you say "Heck" instead of "Hell"? Reality check buddy: Describing negative characteristics as negative and describing people who validate negative characteristics as desperate virgins isn't salt, it's saying it how it is.

Maybe I'm misreading. Maybe you're telling me you're the one with a story to tell? Go ahead man, always willing to hear about the adventures of dudes trying connect with the opposite sex. Let's hear it buddy, I'm all ears!

>>24161542
Not sheltered at all. I just like hearing stories.

Considering most people here are kinda shit you focused on one person so I wanted to get some popcorn and sit down and listen to why you were so upset.

I mean honestly I could probably list flaws on everyone here but that would be a massive waste of my time (although to be fair this is).

>>24161550
If you're looking for a personal motive behind why I focused in on one particular person, you're gonna be disappointed because there isn't one. As I was skimming it was the first post to catch my eye.

I wouldn't trust your read on those people to be honest. If you assumed I was salty and that I'm upset in any way then you're clearly not a very perceptive person. I'm sure you imagine yourself to be, but naw man, off the mark. I think you just enjoy being argumentative. To each their own.

If you're struggling to understand the purpose behind my original post though dewd I'll help you out a little. Here's the pertinent information for ya: "Stop validating girls like this." I'm not sure how you're having trouble with that. There's no reason to assume there is a story behind that sage little gem of advice. If you disagree and think that people should encourage unsavoury personality types, by all means go ahead and let us know. Otherwise, there's nothing really to be discussed is there? Peace.

>>24160321
You sounds pretty awese, honestly. Skype? [email protected]

>>24160686
>>24160869
what is wrong with that? i compliment my girl all the time.

shes kind of stingey with the but i dont think its uncommon

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Me:
>male
>white:german/italian
>finishing a college degree in ComputerScience
>/fit/
>love outdoors, basically all things outdoors
>My family values educated so Ill probably get a masters while i work
>need shit to be clean
>very open sexually no homo shit though and no other men
>Nerd, enjoy documentaries, learning, books, and programming is mentally stimulating for me
>easy going and laid back
>love coffee and craft beer
>semi hipster i guess
>love music festival jam bands, reggae, jazz type music, some electronic like LCD
>pale skin like fuuu, but slightly tan in the summer thanks to Italian mother
Her:
>college educated, ++ if its STEM, sorry I like smart people...girls doing math or CS stuff is sexy. Makes me proud to have a smart girl on my arm
>has to be into fitness and health, i need a healthy cutie.
>Has to be pretty much strictly into white guys, no of this try to cuck me with bbc. IF shes been with a black guy, do not want.
>Bonus if she comes from an upper middle class family, so it's dont feel awkward with her around my family and friends. Sorry I have personal experience with this
>A nice butt never hurts, but you can go to the gym and get one ill take you

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>>24157104
>>24160175
leave your contacts to talk with each other guys.

>>24157153
>>24157375
>>24160418
cause you didn't leave any contact. Leave a mean of communicating.


>>24161490
I'd like to know you better and talk with you for a bit. Could you please add me? My contacts are here: >>24158751

Me:
>Female/19
>White on the pale side
>Europe
>Second year studying International Relationiships
>Cats and videogames (Overwatch and Diablo 3 lately)
>Shy as fuck
>Into archery and medieval stuff (yes, Game of thrones too)
>Spend all my day alone, few friends but parties sometimes
>Currently semi-violet hair
>Old ladies say I'm smart so it must be true

Him/Her:
>White
>West/Nord European
>Smart
>Want to talk/play with me almost 24/7
>Funny
>Same interests
>Don't be an asshole
>No landwhales or spooky skeletons
>No catholics or very religious people

Post your snapchat/skype :v

>>24160175
my ring-size is 12 and my kik is: Doitus <3

>>24161874
Which country?

>>24161882
Currently Italy
But trying to get into an exchange program this year.

>>24161874
Skype: i.like.melon

I fit your profile, I believe

>>24161874
>>24161490

Heya, if you fit my description feel free to add skype: [email protected] or KiK: Doitus

I'm
>>24157104

>>24156926
sorry for unrelated but who is that gril? or do you have more pics of her or whatever?
she has the exact appearance I long for in a gf :)

Me:
>Korean
>Pale
>6'1''
>Surfing, rafting, reading, painting

Her:
>Any race
>5'5''-6'1''
>Not fat
>Bubbly

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Her:
>17-20
>empathetic
>dark sense of humor
>maybe a little cutesy
>can handle the bantz
>can hold deep conversations
>can surprise me
>plays vidya
>maybe a little weebish, not cringeworthily so tho
>above all else, has time for me ;_;


Me:
>18
>kind of a memelord
>huge nerd about oldschool games
>likes some entry-level anime
>dark sense of humor
>makes a lot of bad puns
>k i n d a depressed

my skype is pl4ntm4n

>>24161888
Where to? I'm interested but would like to meet someone in real life.

>>24161874
I have a degree in Medieval history, so we'd have much to talk about. I'll give you my skype if you email me: [email protected]

Her
>18-25
>in europe
>appearance in hair, eyes, skin length doesnt really matter. Tough dark hair light skin is a lil plus.
>A goal in her life not a couch hugger
>An cope with a lot of bad jokes
>takes care of herself and her body, not too chub
>likes to do active things from time to time

Me:
>20/M/euro
>2.00m
>white, short light brown hair
>blue eyes
>lean/trained body
>student atm. 3rd year of uni
>i study factory automation, and next to that social psycology
>sport a lot, i train 5 times a week. Not musclebuilder tryin to be the hulk or something just normal athletics.
>part-time teacher
>like to chill and watch series in the weekends
>really like animals tough i dont have one myself because i dont have the time to take care of one
>weird sense of humor
>dominant in bed but like to give away that role sometimes
>not that good in giving away emotions but i do have them.
>like to just go out and chill with people from time to time
ehh yeah if you wanna know more just add me i guess.. Kik: MatigeMaat

>>24161874
would you mind leaving your skype contact in my email at the end of the post here? >>24158751 I'm curious about knowing you better and talk about your interests.

>>24161877
are you that msa guy?

>>24162168
No. All of my posts in this thread are from this ID, making this my 4th post.

Her/Him
>Australian probably (refer to second)
>Thought this was mate as in friend
>Not trying to mate with someone

Me:
>Thinking about Will Smith's last 3 movies being a terrible way to end a solid career.
>Has openly threatened All Lives Matter people a lot
>Didn't hate the new ghostbusters
>Cringed a bit at what people want in their ideal mates.
>Abla español

Her:
>over 18
>shy/introverted/NEET/weirdo if you fit any of those I'll think you're cool
>likes nerdy shit like gaming, anime, movies, etc, it's nice to have hobbies in common
>it's also fine having different hobbies, I like hearing people talk about things they're passionate about
>likes having conversations about anything
>has a sense of humor
>affectionate and kinda clingy but understands everyone needs some alone time

Me:
>25/m/Brazil
>not chubby but I'm not skinny either, I exercise daily
>introverted but I go out with friends from time to time
>kinda serious but I warm up to people easily
>dumb sense of humor
>huge nerd, I'm into gaming, comics, recently got into anime (because comics kinda suck lately)
>mainly listen to Rock music, classic, metal, progressive, punk and some ska mixed in
>like animals, I miss having a dog
>graduated law school but I'm unemployed, I'm currently trying to get into the public sector which is pretty rough

skype: AD_0013

Her
>cute
>will give me attention

Europe btw
Me
>cute
>will give you attention

Her:
>American citizenship
>6/10 or above

Me:
20m
I like going to the gym
I play guitar sometimes

>>24157112
>out-of-shape
>shut-in
>asking for a perfect hipster bf
>probably mentally ill

lol i mean yeah i think you're asking for way too much

>>24161874
You seem like someone I'd want to talk to; I'm >>24161966 if you'd like to add me.

Even tho you obv won't :^)

Man i read this thread and i get so confused because i dont have in my mind an ideal mate. I just like girls. Tall, short, chubby, skinny, tatts i like them all.


Guess i can describe me:
>>27/M/EU
>>6'' tall
>>Play alot of Sports, Football(soccer), Tennis, Swimming
>>Movies and TV Shows, also weeb animu
>>Tough on the outside, mushy on the inside, i cry when animals die in movies (i know kill me now)
>> Have 2 dogs and a cat, pretty serious about animal rights
>>Also into politics and other stuff

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>>24156926
like her so much

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>>24157153
>>will choke me in a nonsexual way

>>24160321
>tfw im the ideal mate but im not interested in the person.
you sound amazing but....that deal breaker. fucking christ.

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She
>genuinely wants to interact with me, walk/talk/watch cool movies together
>has nice ankles
>lives in the US of A
>doesn't leave dirty dishes in the sink
>talks about her problems when she's feeling down and doesn't just say "No I'm ok" and then stops talking to me a week later

I
>have a stable job so can't really move anywhere so no one will likely want to move across the country just for me
>am 24
>don't have a computer chair at the moment
>am horribly alone aha
>don't like to have fun, roughly translated to: not being into drugs or smoking, and probably the most casual of drinkers
>realize that previous fact will mean I'll die alone
>act more upbeat than I really am and just want to like spend time with a cute girl and play video games or walk in the woods sometime

Let's get to know each other for a week. kik: buttsmackenzie

Her:
>18-23
>has a strong views (on anything, politics/philosphy whatever but i like someone that is sure about themselves enough to form their own opinions about things, I know too many people who just seem like blank slates.)
>distinctive personality
>west/north europe

Me:
>20m uk
>student history
>introverted but I make sure i hang out with my friends often, at least three times a week.
>likes going out clubbing every now and then
>Listen to house/techno/metal/rock/classical
>vary from talking about completely nonsensical things to serious politcal debates etc

Kik: grudee

skype: GB_0532

>>24162168
Oh my jeez I just realized.. msa as in male sexy audio.. Yes, im the singer guitar player guy. I thought you referred to someone called 'msa'. : P

>>24157193
Why the fuck would you choke someone in a sexual way, faggot? Choking isn't sexual. I hate /soc/ so fucking much, 97% of you are degenerate faggots who turn everything into something sexual. Fuck all of you.

>>24157370
Hey, I messaged you. Would like to chat if you're still around

Here goes nothin:

Me:
>18 gonna be 19 on the 19th
>overweight and working out to improve (currently 5 nights a weeks and I'm not obese)
>currently a student
>going through a huge change in my life and improving for he better (new wardrobe, eating habits, etc.)
>I enjoy video games and watching new things on Netflix & Hulu
>ENTJ
>5'8 (kinda tall I know)
>blasian (black & Vietnamese)
>I'm not sexual but I am v romantic
>wanting to be into anime im trying but I haven't found any good ones besides one piece

Him:

>18+
>race doesn't matter
>height doesn't matter
>body type doesn't matter
>likes video games
>enjoys horror movies
>easy to talk to
>kinda clingy
>enjoys terrible memes
>dark sense of humor

>>24163506

You got kik?

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Him:
>Older, 25-35+
>White, Jewish, pale- whatever whatever
>A little chubby is okay but not overweight
>Extremely nerdy, extremely intelligent with a focus on science/math/practical subjects, likes board games/video games/etc
>Driven, focused, logical, rational -- Left brained
>Mentally stable
>Good job (not necessarily rich but comfortable and secure)
>Extremely sexually driven, very kinky and open to new stuff
>Preferably glasses because cute ouuu
>A goofy sense of humour
>Looking for a long term and serious relationship

Me:
>Grill
>Early 20s
>White
>Average build
>5'10
>Curly brown hair and glasses
>In school and working
>Artistic, emotional, a little strange, a dreamer -- very right brained
>Extremely affectionate and attentive and dedicated
>Into some light nerdy stuff, a little bit of video games and general dorky/cornball stuff

Just wanna settle down with a qt nerdy older guy ;___;;;

>>24157153
You sound fucking awful

>>24160920
What's your kik?>>24160920

>>24163516
I do, it's yikes.exe

>>24163498

Because it makes them cum hard you fucking virgin cuck. Rage more.

>>24163518
Ideal and perfect

What's your kik?

>>24163660
it's goobersauce!

>>24163518
>>24161874
>>24161490
Interested. My post is here: >>24157339

>>24163518
Would you say you're more of a dom or a sub?

>>24163710
naturally super submissive+bratty but I'm open to being a switch if the dynamic is right.

>>24163698
I'll message you on skype!

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/love/

>>24157315
I fit that description and like yours quite a lot.
The him/her aspect not so much, what is your sexuality exactly?

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>>24163617
>using the word cuck

Me:
>20 M eastern burger land
>6'4" white guy
>fat but not overly so
>majorly depressed and hide behind my great sense of humor
>khv with no friends
>only play video games now
>NEET
>want to unironically kms every day

Her
>Biological female
>more depressed the better
>looks don't matter but prefer a feminine. voice

Haha why don't I have a gf yet I'm so good looking and have such a great personality haha :^) kill me

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Me
>20
>Black, White, Puerto Rican, Native American
>/fit/ /fa/
>tfw 5'7
>Air Force
>very nerdy and emotionally needy
>reformed slut

Her
> 5'6 or below
> slim
> smart, funny, a happy person
> not a giant slut, but a sexual person
> a caring person, someone to talk to all the time
>loves to cuddle
>wouldn't mind getting hair brushed
>wouldn't mind being held and touched alot
>into nerdy things
>not black?


i just want to meet someone nice

>>24163506
where you from?

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>Her
Absolute Requirements:
Biological Female
won't cheat on me or try to cuck me
Not underage
Likes me

if you meet those congrats, you can claim your free bf

Strongest Preference:
She shares similar interests/plays similar vidya

Physical Preference (doesn't matter):
Not taller than me
I find all feminine bodytypes attractive but especially thicc/chub
Light Skin with dark Hair/eyes

>me
18 m Massachusetts
5'7 117 LBS
KV
Kinda clingy
Interests include History, Science, Vidya
I pick up history at a rate so quick it's non-human
I ejoy a few outdoor activities such as watertubing and wakeboarding off the back of my dad's boat
I'm not living in a great situation right now but I'm trying to fix it
Trying to get a job I can tolerate

Skype (Made when I was younger, pls no judge): oogeneral_ryanoo

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/R509/

>>24163957
Indiana