What is something interesting about you? >pic >stupid/weird/interesting

I do improvisational comedy

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I can speak in front of crowds easily, but when talking to friends and peers I clutter my words up.

Also, I wanted to be a tattoo artist but ended up studying biochemistry.

>>24146197
The tatoo to biochem is interesting. Any reason why?

>>24146203
In high school I was good at art but even better at science. Family convinced me to do something I can make a "proper career" out of. Plan on applying to med school after undergrad.

>>24146209
I gotcha. Sounds like a good plan.

Damn, thought this would be an interesting/different thread. Oh well. RIP

>>24146223
/soc/ just seems slow tonight

>>24146231
Indeed

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I'm going to med school straight out of high school in a country I've never been to. It's 6 time zones away from everyone I know. 24 days away and I really want to be ready but idk if I am

>>24146265
Thats rough, but im sure youll have an awesome experience. Nice jaw btw.

>>24146265
What medical field?

>>24146173
I have.. 2 citizenships, in the process of doing the paperwork for a 3rd.

I've lived in 5 different countries across the world, I've visited many more.

For my GCE 'O' levels I got the best results in the country for one subject, and for another subject I got one of the top 10 results in the world.

I could have gone into any field I wanted to.. but I chose game programming. I did really well. But I don't like it anymore.

I work directly under and very closely with the CEO of a franchise company at their head office, I basically manage anything that she wants me to manage, which is anything from her workload.

>>24146289
Wow. Impressive. Pic out of curiostity?

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>>24146173
I clap relatively loud for my hand size

>>24146301
Baby hands?

>>24146301
And I'm a comp Sci major no one can ever guess that right

>>24146303
Real small
Some who is 4'10 had the same size hands as me
And people my size have hands bigger than I
Same applies for my feet but I don't clap with my feet so minus that part I guess

>>24146325
Haha fair enough. Comp sci is pretty cool. I plan to minor in it.

>>24146327
What's your major then?

>>24146333
Computer engineering.

>>24146294
Sorry m8o, don't feel comfortable putting my photo up on 4chan.

Partly cos I have done that once before and y'all did damage to my already poor self esteem.

But yeah, I'm a male Eurasian, not particularly attractive, not particularly unattractive. Girls usually say I'm cute.

>>24146325
Not a big problem for grills, though, I imagine. A majority of people, regardless of sexuality, most likely consider it qt3.14.

I'm a guy though, and I have relatively small hands and feet (compared to height, not stature), and it definitely sucks for us.

Have you experienced people making fun of you for it, though?

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I am ranked within the top 100 players on OSRS

My hands.....

They look like big strong hands....

>>24146301
How tall are you?
>>24146355
Old School Rune Scape?

>>24146363
You're kinda weird OP.

>>24146406
It was a reference to The Never Ending Story.

But I take that as a compliment. Thanks.

>>24146341
Nice!!
>>24146345
I wasn't complaining
Yeah like in middle school
Even tho I'm more sensitive than others it was a big psssshhhh moment so it's nbd
I get compliments on it now
>>24146385
5'2

>>24146417
Damn. a whole foot shorter.

>>24146412
I just meant in general. Your picture.. your posts..

your post in that animal thread about being your own favourite animal..

kinda weird.

>>24146425
Ahhh fair enough. I Understand ya. Im honestly bored out of my mind and trying to avoid going to sleep. Just entertaining myself.

>>24146422
Yeah it's odd
Sometimes I feel self conscious about it cause I feel like a little girl and feel like I get treated as such a lot
But the other half of the time I remember I'm as tall/taller than most guys in my graduating class which makes me feel odd
I think it's cause all the inbreeding in the south

>>24146436
Interesting.... haha

>>24146436
5 foot 2 is a good height imo. I'm only 5 foot 6 tho.

>>24146427
Also I posted in this thread before I realised you said pic in the OP, so I broke your rules and I apologise.

>>24146278
Not sure yet. Ultimate goal is to be an ER physician but the program I'm going into is a combined premed and postgrad program that spits me out with a phd so I guess only time will tell

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literally terrified of butterflies

>>24146447
No worries. I'm not an asshat. You're cool.

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>>24146271
I believe I will too. I have a gf here that's going to school in Chicago but we're not going to try to make long distance work. Leaving her is the thing I dread the most. That and leaving this new pup

>>24146450
Does some interesting "things" with the spiral part of the gloves.

>>24146441
Man I had someone (a former substitute teacher of mine) say they were the same height as you but showed up and was my height it was so odd
The real 5'6 is good tho anything above 5'10 and I have to start standing on my tippy toes (I don't mind tho)

>>24146459
Bring a step stool with you.

>>24146462
Everywhere???

>>24146456

>the spiral part of the gloves

what even the fuck
gloves do you think come with spirals

>>24146464
Why not? You might run into someone above 5'10

>>24146467
Look man, I'm tired. I did't look too hard. Thought you were into some weird fashion shit.

>>24146450
In school once a butterfly flew into the classroom and landed on my shoulder

Everybody freaked the fuck out because kids are idiots

I was like ?? the fuck is your problem its a butterfly

"aren't you scared?? They're poisonous!!"

"lolwat no way"

then it flew away and everything was fine.

>>24146459
No I'm actually 5'6, I was recently measured at a sleep exam (The results of which have helped me to realise I have sleep apnea, and I could die in my sleep every night until I get the equipment to keep me breathing in my sleep)

ur also v pretty so you've got that going for you

>>24146467
>>24146475
i thought it was part of the gloves too

you never know with fashion amirite

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>I make adverts for the largest football club in the country
>I suffer from a severe anxiety disorder and used to be a complete mess but I'm finally getting my shit together
>Me and a friend once stole a 1500€ painting from a prestigious hotel while absolutely shitfaced(didnt know they had an art exhibition going on)
>I don't have a drivers license
>I think wymmenz in thigh high socks are sxc af.
>I can complete Half-Life 1 in ~45 minutes
>I'm politically active(socialist) and took part in the peaceful revolution in Iceland where the protests managed to get the prime minister to resign.
>Traveled a lot.
>Black sheep of the family.
>Got friends from pretty much all walks of life and somehow manage to get along with just about everyone.
>I mess about with some music production but I generally stick to video these days.
>English speakers mentioning my accent makes me self-conscious.

I'll probably think of more shit eventually.

>>24146469
I'll live with the tips of my toes you know?
And I hope I do
>>24146478
Well
Don't die xoxo
Idk all my pics are mildly to moderately shopped yk? Like maybe I'll score a sugar daddy online but not irl

>>24146489
I always see the same pic of you. Got any others, least shopped?

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>have a music video on YouTube with 73,000 views

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>>24146493
This one is the least and it's from a year ago

>>24146499
Damn phone post, how do I fix this on my iPhone?

>>24146478

dude I know they can't hurt me.
they fly irregular and shit, with the wind, looking for bright colors. it makes me anxious that they can't just beeline for what they're looking for, and I can't get the image out of my head of one flying into my mouth with its huge powdery wings and waiting for me to chomp down on it with the kind of sickening crunch that a mouth full of potato chips would sound like

>>24146499
Fucking impressive. Congratz dude.

>>24146502
You really don't need to shop them. haha

>>24146489
I'll try not to die.
Shopped huh? Fair enough.

>>24146173
Oh, I almost forgot, I was also raped multiple times by my then girlfriend, who was abusive as hell. So that's fun

>>24146512
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm glad you were able to get passed those times.

>>24146502
Still v pretty. More make up than I like, but that's up to you.
>>24146507
very vivid, I like it. I know what you mean though. I don't like how moths fly all erratic and shit too.

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>I get to church real early and spike the coffee with lsd

>>24146509
I do now but try bb
I had one chick who I'm close to know that I p much all my pics have some alter on them
And went out of her way on some friend's pages on FB to find the least flattering pics of myself and send them to me it was an experience
Needless to say I don't talk to her anymore

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An extremely bad case of mono nearly killed me. Like, almost actually killed me.

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>can sing the ABCs backwards
>has extensive knowledge of Portal 2. If you think you know more about Portal 2 than I do, you're probably wrong.
>moved from illinois to california back to illinois to wisconsin and now is in california again. All within three years.
>phobia of horses.

>>24146517
It's cool. At the time it wasn't too bad to be honest. I mean, I was depressed and a little bit suicidal, but it felt a lot worse after my friend pointed out how abusive she was being.

>>24146522
That sounds like a lot of fun

>>24146502
Why do you shoop your pics? That's stupid. You're a good looking girl

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But for real. I was one step away from being a journalist in the military. But on the day I was meant to swear in, I decided I wanted to drink myself to death as fast as I could. But gave up the next day, and then went to prison

>>24146526
Wow. What a turd.
>>24146522
I like you
>>24146527
Is really racist but only against one particular race.
>>24146529
Has some deep dark secret, you want no one to know.

>>24146535
Son, you're in the wrong thread

6'2'' / 195
can blow myself even with the back of a 90 year old

is that interesting

>>24146536
I was only in the wrong thread for half of that. ;)

How long ago did you have mono?
>>24146529
Why horses?
>>24146534
Damn. How old are you? if you dont mind me asking.

>>24146519
Yeah I love makeup it's my cheapest hobby
>>24146532
Aw
No u
>>24146535
Yeah it was a weird invasion of privacy
I've had a lot of those recently
By a lot I mean 2, 1 including her lol
What's the oddest invasion of privacy you've had

>>24146534
My nigga

How happy are you that you didn't sign? Happy, right?

Recruiter tried telling me that so long as I had the college credits, I didn't need the actual degree to be a candidate for OCS. Strung me right along until the day of the signing.

>mfw "oh...yeah...you need the actual degree"
>mfw I 360'd out of there and headed back to "university" to re-enroll and take my fucking degree
>mfw fuck it

>>24146544
I'm 25 now. Was 19 when turned my back on military and got arrested.

>>24146529
can you speedrun portal 2? best time?

>>24146534
oh, I see. your first post was just a ruse.
your first post was more fun.

speaking of journalists, my dad was once arrested in malaysia for being a "spy" (he wasn't). spent time in jail for no reason except for being suspicious

>>24146173
another interesting thing, two of the times i've moved country, i did it for this girl i was completely in love with. i am a little bit of a hopeless romantic t b h.

>>24146546
I like to be pretty open for the most part.
The worst invasion of privacy is probably just my family coming into my room without knocking.

>>24146544
It was maybe 6 years ago, I think? It fucking sucked. I had to be hospitalized because it started shutting down my liver and shit.

>>24146535
Nah no secrets here :P

>>24146544
When I was like 7 I was feeding carrots to a horse at a friend's house and I ran out of carrots and started to walk away... and it followed me... and I didn't have any carrots and it kept like licking my ear and biting my hair so like any stupid child with no concept of animal instincts... I ran. And it fucking chased me, hooves pounding right at my heels. I thought I was going to die.

>>24146555
Oh
Lucky
Nice trips

>>24146551
You seem like a really cool dude. Keep it up. :D

>>24146538
that is kind of interesting

>>24146546
that's cool. at least you have a hobby :^)

>>24146547
They tried fucking me over on the GI bill. I wasn't even signed and the military was already fucking me. So I dipped out. I wish I didn't though. Because I've been in and out of prison ever since.


I'd be happier I didn't sign, if I used my time more wisely.

>>24146556
Shit man. Hope you stay well.

>>24146551
Fastest run is 37 minutes. Not great compared to some but if I sat and played over and over again for a few days I could probably cut it down to under 20.

>>24146558
how terrifying
my rich uncle used to have two very large mastiff doggos. they scared the crap out of me. they were aggressive, and bit my sister on the bum once, she had to get shots.

he also had a pet monkey that he would release, and it would chase me. he released it so that it would chase me and all the adults could point and laugh at this stupid child running from a monkey.

i would even climb posts like 'yes, i will climb up this post and the monkey can't get me'. little did i know, monkeys can climb things too.

>>24146562
thanks broski

This thread ended up a lot better than I thought it would at first.

>>24146571
that's good. i only tried to run it once but you still did better than me.

>>24146568
I hear you, man. I haven't always made the best decisions either, though I haven't been to jail before. Have you sorted shit out or is it still a work in progress?

>>24146561
shit, didnt even notice.

>>24146551
If I had the will, I'd be dropping acid on christians every sunday. But I'd rather get high and die a little more everyday. I often think about my almost journalist career. I'd be in Syria right now if I stuck with it.

>>24146565
it's really not that useful or great feeling

fun party (lol, like i have parties much less get naked for anyone) trick but otherwise there's no point in doing it.

>>24146575
Oh my god that sounds horrifying. Also what a bunch of asshole adults.

>>24146579
I'm not really a fan of speedrunning it just because I like to try to hit every Rattman cave, see every easter egg, etc. Could probably quote the entire game from memory though hahaha.

>>24146580
I'm on parole. And am nowhere near to getting my shit straight. I'm on the run now. States away from where I'm legally obligated to live. I'm just working and saving money till I get busted. At that point I'll go to prison for another year.

>>24146569
Thanks it was pretty wretched. When it was all over, my bedsheets had to be thrown away because of all the blood, puke, and piss on them.

Anyone familiar with liver/kidney failure knows you itch like a mother fucker, especially the bottoms of your feet. So I scratched them until they bled.

When it was all over, my jeans didn't fit anymore. I was already a thin guy. I looked like a fucking holocaust survivor. But I'm good now.

>>24146589
I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

>>24146583
haha, a fun trick to show your grandkids
>>24146584
>>24146588
it was spooky. i was already scared of the monkey because it pulled people's hair when they walk past its cage too closely.

i don't really speedrun myself, it was just portal 2 and like, mirror's edge. i like to watch it though.

i only pay like, 30% attention to games when i'm playing so i don't remember anything by the time i finish them.

>>24146589
amazing. that sucks but it is an exciting story.

i also owe a small country's government $60,000 that i don't intend on paying back.

>>24146589
Man I'm really sorry to hear that. Hope you can get your shit together soon. A friend of mine just got released not too long ago actually. Drug-related offenses... not a bad guy at all, just really depressed you know? It's an easy trap to fall into, easier than people seem to realize

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I was born dead because I suffocated by umbilical cord.
I'm a zombie.

>>24146596
Would you say you're afraid of monkeys now? :P

Mirror's Edge is a good game for speedrunning. And I'm the exact opposite haha I get into ever detail. Bioshock: Infinite is my other obsession, The Lutece twins were my favorite.

>>24146606
>>24146601
>>24146595


I appreciate your kindness. But I didn't go to prison for being a guy that deserves sympathy. I'm not that dick head anymore, but I am still a cuck that runs from responsibility. Altough I never ran, I just lived as if I were a free person, and Everytime I et caught and taken back to prison, I'm like, "can't complain. Did what I did."

>>24146601
You owe a whole country? Shit. I just owe a state $1200. I'm in america and robbed a store

>>24146620
nah, i'm not afraid of monkeys. as soon as i stopped running from the monkey it would stop chasing. it just wanted to climb on me.

I've played bioshock: infinite, it was fun. but yeah, i don't play them for the story, and recently i haven't enjoyed video games in general anyway so eh.

my only 'hobbyies' are like, pokemon go, watching youtube videos and hearthstone (it's a good game to play to keep my hands busy while i watch stuff).

but i haven't really enjoyed doing anything for a long time. depression, anxiety, blah blah blah.

>>24146622
So there's no underlying reason for your scumbag decisions? You just do scumbag things?

Kek... all right well I guess I can respect your owning up to it

>>24146628
it's a small country, like i said. they paid for 80% of my school fees while i was in the country, and i didn't stick to my side of the agreement, so i'm supposed to pay it back but.. i'm not in a position to do that, my family doesn't want to help me (because if they helped me pay them now, i won't have to pay for ridiculous interest rates as well), so fuck it

>>24146638
Oh well that's good xD

That's understandable! And eh video games lately are meh anyway.

What kinds of youtube videos do you enjoy? And i've heard so much about hearthstone but I've never played it.

I'm really sorry to hear that :(

>>24146648
You've got to keep that money stateside, bro

Here's some sketchy legal advice for all of you out there with student loans:

Open a bank account in Delaware. Not even a court order can freeze/levy/attach that account. It's the only state in the country with that law on the books.

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I've only kissed two people in my life

Highest grade in class for math, physics and chemistry

I'm a loner

>>24146671
>only kissed 2...

Wattt

>>24146671
youre so beautiful <3

>>24146671
But you're beautiful..

>>24146675
I am pretty shy and I don't usually go out much haha

>>24146676
Thank you

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>>24146671
Hey if you ever need an uber, let me know.
I'll give you a promo code. Just use "cutie" for a free ride, but it's only valid if you use it to ride this dick.

>>24146685
You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how

>bonus internetz for anyone who can guess that movie quote without looking it up

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>>24146173
i have 14 notebooks full of small memos describing random people i see on the train or plane or at a cafe in the places ive travelled to. details include a brief physical description and then what i think of them based onthat physical description, usually from clothes or and who they are with. if you see me scribbling something in a small notebook while looking back and forth to you or someone else you will know what im doing :)

>>24146686
>...but it's only valid if you use it to ride this dick.

Very tactful kek

>>24146661
t b h the stuff i watch on youtube is kind of embarrassing for other people to know about, but i enjoy it. the vast majority is people playing video games, a tiny bit of it is vlog type stuff, and a tiny bit is also news.

i was hyped for hearthstone when it was announced, i've never played any other card games like it before but it looked like a lot of fun. now it's just a thing that's something i can do while watching videos. i don't really enjoy it, and i don't really NOT enjoy it.. it's just.. something to do.

and that's okay, thanks for your kind words.

>>24146665
i'm not in the states but if i ever move there, good to know.

>>24146671
i've kissed 4 people, i feel accomplished. (jk)
your'e also v pretty, and like a cool gal

>>24146699
kinda creepy :^)
but you look nice.

>>24146685
Can we see another?

>>24146703
LetsPlays are entertaining as hell ^_^ Even if some of them are silly, it's something to do haha.

Do you know if it's anything like Magic The Gathering? I've played MTG and really enjoy it so I'd be interested to see if there's any similarity with Hearthstone

If you ever wanna talk or complain or vent or anything, or just tell somebody about your day or a neat video you saw, my kik is lalalettie :)

>>24146710
You're seeing her right now, bro. Right click, save and enjoy!

>>24146715
I just sent you a message. Julian.

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Old pic of me.

I'm not this happy in real life.

>>24146725
Aw :( what a sad interesting fact

>>24146727
kek.

I guess.

>>24146725
Nice teeth bro /nohomo

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>>24146725
>I'm not this happy in real life.
No one is.

>>24146731
Thanks.

Pic was a while ago though.

>>24146737
Agreed.

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I'm 6'5" and still cannot dunk.

>>24146739
Did you lose any teeth? If not, then I stand by my original nohomo

>>24146755
I know that feel bro.

I'm 6'3 and I have to put the fucking hoop down some to even have a chance. Even with a running start.

>>24146757
Nah, just cavities and fillings.

My teeth are just average I guess.
Thanks for the compliment btw.

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>>24146755
>>24146759

Dunking isn't easy.

>mfw 5'10" manlet with no chance of ever dunking

>>24146644
Well, UNDERLYING would be I'm a drug addict that robbed a place that was illigally selling drugs. I paid for what I stole and the damage, everything beyond that is to teach me a lesson I already know. Why am I a drug addict? Either by choice or something underlying.

>>24146671
You're pretty. And even prettier that I know you're shy. If we met in person, we wouldn't have even known we met, as I am shy as well.

>>24146765
>Mfw I will never dunk off an alley-oop pass.

Feels bad man.

>>24146768
>drug addict

Figures. Heroin? We're in the middle of an epidemic right now.

The aforementioned friend of mine did some stupid shit as a kid. Got behind the wheel of a car when he was drunk. Woke up in a hospital bed 3 days later only to be told that his best friend riding shotgun had been ejected from the car and killed.

Not saying there's ever a "good reason" or explanation for becoming a drug addict, but life's a bitch man. We do what we can to get by, right?

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I love so many people that I want everyone else to die so those that I love can go through life without any struggle

>>24146782
Is your friend named Darrel by any chance? And maybe in prsion I could get some respect being hooked on method or heroin, but I was addicted to k2 at the time. Robbed a store selling the stuff. I like to think of it as "taking it off the streets" but the police see it as breaking and entering and burglary

>>24146774
It's cool, though. I'll leave basketball to the "professionals" and, y'know, keep an eye on my Roth IRA instead...

>is he being racist?

>>24146800
>Darrel

Nope.

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>>24146173
I have a Vader helm among other things

Also have a Ushanka (imported from Belarus)

>>24146801
kek.

Roth IRA's? I had to look that up.

Honestly, I'm terrible at managing money. I literally bought a shirt two sizes too small just because it had one of my favorite bands on it.

>>24146819
Gotta get that money right!

I used to be fucking *terrible* at managing money. I'd go out to eat every night, drinks, new clothes... fucking overseas vacations I could barely afford.

I've since learned to manage my money better

>>24146782
I admit, I stopped reading after I thought your friend was my friend. But I've read it all now, and there is no good reason to be a drug addicted. I became one because life got boring working 9 to 5 for the next 50 years. And I broke under the pressure of thinking about it. Which is pretty weak, I know. But there are other more real reasons.

>>24146759
>>24146765
The pain.

The worst thing is that people except you to be able to dunk when you're really tall, too.
>>24146785
You look like a happy, solid dude.
>>24146815
You remind me of John Lennon. And nice helmet

>>24146800
>addicted to k2

Wait a minute...are you fucking with me?

>>24146889
I wish I was. Honestly though, I'm just addicted to feeling different than my normal self. A for a long time where I lived k2 was IT.

>>24146850
I know how to make faces. Really, I am a person that wants universal peace but believes a lot of people need to die for it to happen. And to not seem SO crazy, I'm willing to accept that rather than die, people just stop having kids.

>>24146898
Where the fuck do you live? Backwoods, West Bumblefuck?

Jesus, anon... I don't mean to make light of it but you're doing drug addiction all wrong

>>24146911
I am from the middle of nowhere, but lack courage. Be for k2, I was addicted to motion sickness and Coricidin pills.Did method for a month before got locked up. Never went back to it. Did go back to k2 though. Till now. Now I just smoke weed and drink too much.

>>24146911
Winfield Missouri

>>24146919
Yeah I'm not sure I'd even be able to find Missouri on the map

>>24146999
It's the torso of the chef on the map

>>24146999
Your trips mean something in a different thread.

>>24146999
Your trips mean something to a different thread

>>24146999
Your trips mean something different to a different thread

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>have hypermobile shoulders
>belly button looks like an eye
>learning 3 languages at once; two beginner, one intermediate level
>feet are too small for my body

>>24147352
qt

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>Learned five languages in my life but suck at every single one of them
>Part of an insane and huge family, one part is involved with mafia like shit, other part is street thugstas, a bunch are religious clerks and rest are politicans
>Am a total autist when it comes to women

Theres more but I forgot kek

>>24147352
Let's see that belly button

>>24147371
So did you really "learn" 5 languages or did you just attempt to learn 5 languages? Not trying to be a dick, buttt...

>>24147435
Nope, learned them. German as I live here, turkish and kurdish because of culture, english and french because of school.

>>24147451
Well your English seems to be decent enough, so...good on you.

>>24147352
what languages are you learning?

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I am a well rounded person.

>>24147710
Why does that nerf gun have 2 triggers?>>24147371
Who is the most well known family member? Nice haircut btw, suits you well.
>>24147352
What languages? Nice eyes btw.
>>24146815
I mean.... hats can be cool.
>>24146755
Do you actively play basketball and try to dunk?
>>24146725
Very sad fact indeed, tell us whats wrong!
>>24146699
Thats actually pretty cool. You travel a lot?
>>24146671
Same here for top and bottom. Are you going to college for a STEM degree?

>>24147768
>Who is the most well known family member?

Not the guy you're responding to, but that's just not how the actual "mafia" functions. It's not like in the movies.

My family used to be hugely connected with the crime families in NJ. (Not anymore). You won't find their names anywhere, but I've got the fake outlets/hidden wall-safes in my mother's home to prove it. The mugshots of family members and shit. But really, they're nobodies at the end of the day.

>tl;dr mafia =/= famous

>>24147791
I didnt mean with the Mafia. I was just wondering if there was a family member that specifically accomplished more than the rest. I asked it in a really shitty way.

>>24147806
Ah I gotcha

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>>24146317
>comp Sci major
Do u into Scheme/Lisp?

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>>24146671
I remember you. I gave you a 9 and you gave my an 8. <3

I would so love to be loners with you together. ;_;

I'm a kissless virgin because mental health.

Will probably just end up losing it with gay sex with some horny trap or something.

I had a huge chance with someone on okcupid. We talked for a whole week about super deep stuff. Like every message was a 10k word essay LOL. Super peronally compatible. (She had autism, super fitting for me.) Then I blew it because my psyche issues were intolerable to her.

Forever alone.

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>>24147435
>Not trying to be a dick, buttt...
I don't even like this meme and I still laughed.
Maybe because it seemed unintentional on your part.

>>24147835
>peronally
personally*

>>24147846
I would be your friend.

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>my parents met online in a chatroom
>I speak 3 languages fluently
>lived in 5 countries
>I have no irl friends to go see
Kill me

>>24147854
Thanks. I would be your friend, I enjoy crazy people.

>>24147865
Are u bjork????

>>24147865
I'd be your friend you gorgeous faggot

>>24147865
... contact info? We could just be online friends or something maybe. :-\

Can recommend you okcupid. Here's my profile:
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/TaylanUB

>>24147352
Bellybutton or gtfo

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>Cant tell if Im half way to utter insanity or if Im just really stupid or some shit
>I only play old WoW xpacs (anything after wotlk is horse shit, unless cata server does prenerf and I never have to deal with DS)
>Dogs naturally love me. If I come over and someone's dog is "usually aggresive/barks a lot", Ill come up and they'll approach me happily and try and play with me. Chill dogs always want pets, hyper dogs always play fight me, but I guess thats obvious
>Cats also seem more social around me
>Always known as a passive person (never been in a fight, no one ever seems to have beef with me, even when split between two sides, both sides accept me as a friend)

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>>24147435
>>24147888
Belly button

>>24147768
>>24147486
Intermediate/advanced French, basic German, basic Albanian lel

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i like putting peace signs in my selfies

>>24147768
Uh huh thank you. im from Kazakhstan and the government subsidises a lot of excursions for university students as well as those that attend specific extsacurrcular, so I've been to most of Western Europe, the U.S, Japan and Russia

>>24147929
It does kind of look like an eye. I like it. Bellybutton/10

>>24147929
Look more like a belly button than an eye. Nice try though.

>>24148026
Imagine the Egyptian eye then look at her button

>>24148036
Yeah I see it, I was just being an ass.

>>24147875
Bjork is a huge qt in my eyes, I would love to look like her.

>>24147881
Tfw friend. Thanks, you pork sword sucking faggot.

>>24147883
I don't post my info on here because paranoia.
Also I don't think I would meet people I will get on with too well on okcupid...maybe. The only people I've really gotten on with in my life over the years I've met on 4chan.

>>24148110
You already do, and you have that otherwordly mad genius appeal

>>24148272
What do you know about other worlds anon?

>>24148634
Many things anon.... Many, many things

>>24148656
Well now I'm intrigued.

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>>24146173
Ill bite
Inb4 edgy
Incredible crackshot, prior military was on units shooting team etc.
>blind in one eye

>>24148781
Wait like legit blind, bro? Which eye?

>>24148834
Pretty much my right eye. Vision is like 20/980 or some shit. Have a lazy eye doesent sag droop etc. Muscles just never fully developed for sight. So im right handed and shoot lefty.

>>24148781
Dreams of living sustainably

>>24148843
That's crazy and you gave dudes haircuts too right? Did they know you were half blind?

>all right bro all done!

Only the left side of the guys head is done

>>24148855
Lmfao yeah, I have a slight issue if telling if something is %100 straight but I mean other then that. Ive dealt with it my whole life. Never really is an issue.

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>>24148863
Fuck it. Disabilities are manly. Unless your disability is being a 5'10" manlet like me

REEEEE

>>24146693
I had to Google it haha

>>24146703
Thank you haha

>>24146772
I love shy people :3 being shy does make it hard to meet people though haha

>>24147768
Yes, engineering

>>24148877
Im 5'10 160lbs I feel like 5'8-5'11 is average. If your a dude and shorter then 5'5 Id consider that a manlet. 5'10 is fine by me. Small enough to still be nimble, but tall enough to get Shit off the top shelf

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>>24148894
I'm skinny so I look a little taller than I actually am, but it's just an illusion really...

>pic related and not the girl obviously she's a friend

>>24148915
Yeah, im sort of stocky I suppose I have a longer torso then legs, and a pretty big chest for being a smaller guy. Not to mention I slouch a lot.
Vidya stoner problems

>>24148930
You will gain a bit of height if you straighten up your spine, plus you'll feel much better. It worked for me.

>>24148893
Shy 9/10 what, you'd be my perfect someone.
Im,not really shy (not anymore) can't be shy and military.
But I have pretty gnarly social phobia. And social anxiety. I don't like new people or talking to random people (unless im drunk) in person that is.
To the point of where I can't even go to Walmart without unintentionally death glaring people down so they wont talk to me.

>>24148893
You've never seen Gone with the Wind?! Wat!

Fuckin' movie is a classic. It's *the* classic. And I'm not gay, but Clark Gable is one handsome, debonair mother fucker

Go watch that shit. Like, now

>>24148936
I try but I also have nerve damage in my back. Courtesy of the corps. Still waiting for surgery through the VA for over 2 years

>>24148953
Oh, I didn't read everything. My bad. That is really unfortunate that you've been waiting for so long, I really hope that it will happen soon for you so that you can feel your best.

>>24149099
Used of it bruh, tis why I smoke a lot of weed.

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my dad was in the film bedknobs and broomsticks

idk. I'm British and that always seems to be a big deal when people find out.

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>>24146699
Hey you're from the drawing thread, I'm working on the picture you wanted XD

>>24148947
I used to be even more shy but lately I've opened up a little more, I'm okay one on one

>>24148948
Lol when I have the time

>>24149155
Im fine around people "I know" I suppose. If they can get around my darker sense of humor.
Anywho your gorgeous id put a ring on it and recluse it up with you.

>>24149130
ya a cutie. add me on skype - midas1189, also from uk x

you're dad ain't dick van dyke is he :Dt

>>24149177
I don't rlly do skype. Ha he's the blonde kid

>>24149192
fair enough, coulda been fun way to whilst the time on a lonely wed evening!

all the best x

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>>24149155
>when I have time

OK but make sure that you watch it. You get memed (dankly) in the first 30 seconds of the movie.

>pic related

>>24146317
yeah you're totally a special snowflake no one could guess your major by looking at you just like with everyone else surprise wow

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pic is me.

The new york times once referred to me as the ambassador of argentina. Not just my name, but me specifically.

It's because of my name and who my dad is, if that makes any sense.

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My favourite genre of music is midi.
This is my favourite song at the moment;
https://youtu.be/d1QZTaBL4vw

>>24149870
sounds fun to trip to

>>24149870
Chex quest. Haha

>>24149886
>>24149877
Conversations about music are so awkward for me. I've never told anyone before now. It wasn't as bad as a reaction as I thought.

>>24149900
I can respect it. Just didnt expect it. Never be ashamed for midi music.

>>24149870
that sounds nice

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sorry if this is excessive, I've been through a lot of things I find interesting

>I lost my front teeth in a major car accident, my current teeth are fake
>had two brain surgeries and have a wicked scar that's about a foot long, discovered my genetic brain disease and saved my life
>thanks to the brain surgery I survived two more major car accidents that would have killed me/paralyzed me
>suffer from epilepsy as a side effect and can sometimes 'blank' out for hours and end up with writing and notes I've left myself that I don't remember (some of them are pretty interesting, I normally keep track of my other partial seizures because I feel I'm more creative during them lol)
>because of memory issues I write on my arms (you can lose notes but you can't lose your arms!) and end up with my arms completely covered by the end of the day
>used to suffer from pretty bad tics as a kid, mostly shaking? my head or feeling compelled to twist it. not sure if it's a side effect of the brain disease I had surgery for (arnold chiari malformation)
>studying biochemistry (huge challenge with memory issues)
>stopped traffic during an absent seizure (blank out, but still able to move/function) so I could rescue a giant turtle


TL;DR: I have a lot of bad luck but life is good.

>>24150374
>because of memory issues I write on my arms (you can lose notes but you can't lose your arms!) and end up with my arms completely covered by the end of the day

how Memento of you

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>>24146173
I'm Genuinely good at rapping.

https://youtu.be/HhkjSrhNVY4

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>>24150387
yeah, haha, I actually got the idea from the movie when I was 17 because I was inspired to learn how to live with my memory loss rather than trying to 'cure' it. works out pretty well, just a pain in the ass when I forget where my pen or marker is

>>24146671
Woah, you're exactly what I'm looking for (how many people you've kissed does not matter, tho). Atheist, I assume? Where do you live? Care to give me a shot? :D

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I have a rather large scar on my abdomen from herschprungs. Sorry for shit quality picture. Will post others upon request

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>>24146173
Nice thread idea, OP!

Sadly I can't come up with anything interesting about me, so that's probably my speciality: I'm more mediocre than any of you :)))))) >>24150998
Oh cmon dude.
>>24150374
You sound like the main character of a teenage novel.
I'm glad you have a positive outlook, a lot of people would ruin life for themselves through self pity if put in your situation, I'd assume.
What kind of things do you write in your arms? I don't want to seem noisy but could you take a picture of your arm after a day of note taking?
>>24147928
Why do you think you're seen as passive? >>24147865
That Björk smile though.
In which countries did you live?
How nerdy are your parents when they already used online chat rooms in the mid 90s?>>24147371
What's the most interesting story that comes to your mind when it comes to the mafia part of your family?
>>24146815
What's an unshanka?

>>24150374
Marry me

>>24150413
Have you considered carrying a pocket sized notebook instead of coloring all over your arms? You can leave it by bedside and take it every morning

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>>24146173
I forgot to ask: any videos of your stand-up on YouTube?
>>24146529
How can one skip the entire level where the fluids are introduced using only the jumping fluid?
>>24146699
Oh shit I do that too sometimes, even though not half as excessive.
In the last time I changed to taking pictures of people I find interesting instead of writing about them. Pic related.
What are the most interesting people that come to mind? You must have some special ones in mind!

>>24150374
Bro... that sucks.

I had a seizure once (prescription drug related) and it was probably one of the scariest experiences of my life. It's like someone spliced time together all wonky. One second I'm getting my shit together about to leave for class, and the next I'm back in bed (with my clothes still on) and my girlfriend's crying her eyes out asking me what I remember. All I remembered was getting ready for class.

Haven't had one since, but man, seizures suck... I don't ever want to have another one

>>24152275
I've tried and I end up losing it every time. I have a lot of blank out moments where I'll go to get something and not be aware that I'm even grabbing something or what I was even looking for, then forget the last five minutes or that I was even attempting to look for something.

I've lost a lot of notepads and notebooks over the years, it's slightly terrifying sometimes but eh

>>24152263
ugh, that's why I try to not talk about these things unless I'm really upset about it (like tonight/this morning). people usually don't believe me when I tell them either, until I have a seizure in front of them.
and I can try taking a better picture when I get home from work

>>24152312
did they ever find out what kind you had? full blown grand mal, petite mal or absence seizure (you don't convulse during these but lose awareness for extended periods of time)? I would never wish epilepsy on someone but at the same time it's something I can't imagine living without anymore.

>>24152409
Oh you must've misunderstood me, I wasn't making fun of you. I do believe you, I'm just very curious how your arm looks like at the end of the day. It's somewhat poetic, maybe.

>>24152409
Full blown grand mother fucking mal

It was NOT cash, not cash at all...

humpidy bumpidy

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I am scrimzoola
https://soundcloud.com/scrimzoola

i draw random shit too....
http://slopndoodle.newgrounds.com/art/