ITT: we describe our dream bf/gf and see if anyone comes close

I would post and describe my perfect partner but I am afraid that I cannot. The truth of the matter is that I can envision the perfect self in its purest form. The problem is that people are more complex that just a simple description. We can't classify one another as we tend to change very rapidly circumstantially. The sooner you realize that your perfect it isn't perfect the sooner you understand the means of reality. That doesn't mean we can't dream about it.

sexy chick with tattoos and shit. smokes cigs and likes to give head.

no liberal scum either which is what most of these girls are.

ideally no political alliances or affliations. just a hot chick that likes to chill

Smart guy with an analytical mind who doesn't need to drink or do drugs to have fun. Someone interested in books and TV shows and can introduce me to new stuff. Similar body type (slim). It would help if he was gay.

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Ideal gf (I'm pic related)
>cute chubby girl
>weeaboo
>clingy (like doesn't want me out of her sight level)
>domme in bed, kinky
>loves to cuddle
>compassionate/empathetic

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>>24145660
Well cuteness is subjective, but I might fit the rest of the criteria?
Bowie, Ramones, and EODM are my "go-to" music, but the list runs on forever.
Not big on watching telly, but I liked Always Sunny, and 8 Out Of 10 Cats, if that counts.
Pic related is as close as I ever came to artistic, but I haven't drawn in a long time now.

>>24145660
Welp, I think I match the criteria. Idk if I'm cute, though.

I play music/sing a little and make short films for funnsies

Ideal Partner:

>Won't cheat on me
>Loves me
>Likes video games, books, and science

I know, I know. I'm asking for way too much. But you did say IDEAL partner thread.

>>24145701

I agree completey. You never really know till you find it.

That being said; what a ducking buzzkill

>>24145733
I mean I'm pretty much all of those things except gay, funnily enough. But if that's what you like it'd be fun to chill with you lol.

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I guess I'll post up. Ive never posted in a thread like this before.

>Music. Playing it and listening to it. Its what I like to spend most of my spare time doing. I dont think I'm douchey about it, or at least no one has told me that I am yet.
>I also like to explore wooded areas and nature trails I guess. Fun thing to do to kill time.
>I'm also into filmmaking. This has been what I've been interested in the longest, I guess.

Bands/movies/tv:
I love the Lord of the Rings, Edgar Wright's stuff, I fucking love horror movies, Alien is great, Let the Right One In is one of my favorite movies, and I recently watched Anomalisa and loved it. Idk, there's a few movies. Now for tv. Rick and Morty is sick, adventure time, that 70s show, American horror Story, Bob's burgers, game of thrones. Music. Anything really, but some of my favorite bands are Bloc Party, Radiator Hospital, Arctic Monkeys, Death Grips, Mogwai, Madvillain, The Hives, The Strokes, Modest Mouse.

>You

I dont care really. Just be a decent person who's always honest and who's cool with just hanging around. Basically if you're a girl and you thought some of what I listed above was cool, hmu, yo.

Kik: 6footginger

Someone I click with personally and sexually.

Latino/Hispanic that doesn't mind dating a white woman.
Patient
Likes a good beer and dislikes smoking. Content with simple dates like a walk in the park/kayaking/maybe sitting out by the lake at night with some beer. Isn't uncomfortable with silence with the right person.
Car/computer/phone/iem savy and doesn't hate mind numbing shows to some degree, isnt obsessed with keeping up to date with the latest tv.
Likes something other than radio/mucore.
Likes plants and animals but doesnt anthropomorphize them.
Isn't extremely judgmental, fairly down to earth and doesn't overanalyze or jump to conclusions.
Isn't a maniac in bed but is somewhat sexually passionate and doesn't take forever. Doesn't mind sarcasm and finds my sour behaviors endearing/wouldn't poke fun at unless comfortable with.
Sweet.
That would be really nice.

My ideal girl
>Likes alt rock and rock in general but also willing to explore genres
>Likes vidya and will play too
>19-24
>Likes to 420 occasionally
>Will drink and party too and adventure sometimes
>Affectionate
>Preferably not past chubby
>Honest

Meanwhile, I'm a 20 year old that writes songs, plays the occasional video game, goes on /mu/ and is in an attempt to watch all of the Simpsons

>>24147007
I'm very patient, I don't smoke, I love simple dates and silence as long as it's with the right person. I'm pretty good with computers and phones. I'm not obsessed with tv, and don't mind a mind numbing show. I love all kinds of music. I don't judge and I absolutely love sarcasm and sourness. I'm only half hispanic though, would that be okay?

>>24147052
Sounds like you're fairly nice, if youd like to chat, my Kik is stingraycity

100% would not find her here.

i'm too normie for that.

>korean or chinese.
>doesn't play too many games or is too weeby.
>will come gyming with me.
>pref that she's hard working in terms of career etc. that she knows what she wants to do. less dependent.
>pretty real with shit that goes on in life. willing to sit down and talk it out. upfront and straight with people

>>24146006

I'm here to repossess your testicles you tremendous bitch.

Thick / slightly chubby girl with a big ass

American citizenship

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cute, blue/green eye'd girl that likes video games and going out on the town alot

Ideal girlfriend

-Not a hoe
-No daddy issues
-No dyed hair/armpits
-Know's who Zelda is.

>>24145660
I fit that criteria except for the longish hair, mine's usually fairly dark and short.
I draw, sing and write, that ticks the box of artistic.
I like game of thrones, sherlock and a bunch I can't think of right now.
Currently loving most forms of music.
Kik: Oscardaguy

>>24147061

All me except career because am NEET.
Thanks for this post though. I feel less lame for not gaming and being obsessed with anime.

>>24145660
>She's thin or petite, tall and lanky is fine too
>goes to the gym, possibly cardio queen
>intelligent, well spoken, practical
>stable career, never married, no kids
>likes light hikes, cliff shelves, generally cool outdoor stuff like outcroppings or anything with great scenic views
>extremely patient and extremely affectionate
>absolutely loves being validated by another person who will do the same for her
>doesn't game, drink, smoke, or do drugs
>likes to learn/try new things just because she can (dance, speak a new language, skydive, etc)

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ideal gf:
>lives in australia
>curvy
>redhead
>5'6" - 6' tall
>intelligent
>likes random and obscure memes
>doesn't do any drugs
>cuddly and affectionate
>will compliment me (obviously I'll do it in return)
>will cook food with me
>loves a laugh
>will play vidya with me
>loyal

that's about it, it's very fussy but this is an ideal thread I guess.

I'm a 20 yo male from melbourne, australia. Science student. Don't take what I wrote too strictly, I'm not very fussy.
kik: daftest.punk

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>>24145660
pic related, me

> pretty girl around my height (5'2-5'9)
> actuallly has a few or one deep interests that isnt make up, clothes or a TV show.
> wears a septum
> has a tattoo
> has had a lot of sexual experience and enjoys giving head
> we enjoy spending time together
> at least C-Cup boobs
> won't change me
> loyal

>Driven
>Strong sense of identity
>Actually means it when she says she has no preference on something and will actually accept anything suggested
>Not picky about food
>Confident enough that second thoughts and worst possible interpretations of actions/words phase her for a second if at all before she brushes them off
>Gives a shit about her body and actually does something physical be it jogging, lifting, dancing, swimming whatever
>Willing to put up with a messy 28-year-old manchild trying to juggle working a full time job, trying to self-educate to get better work and get a 6-pack

Might be about 10lbs away from them abs tho so at least that goal is getting accomplished

>ducking buzzkill >>24146913
It feels as if everyone is trying to shop for a partner bynlistic characteristics. There is more to it. Ok, I'll list mine in a bit.

Describing my dream woman and I'm hoping that someone comes close to matching my description.

I'm seeking for someone delightful.

Ideal girl:
Cute
Likes dogs
Short I guess
I’m weak for redheads but don’t really care
likes video games
Will cuddle a lot

Idk I’m not picky I’m just lonely

>>24147235
neet girls are hot. they make great housewives. which is what men want but are to afraid to say because feminism has there balls tucked so deep.

>>24146858
>>24146894
Do you guys have kiks?

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>>24145660
i am in image attached

Tall Chinese/Korean boy born and/or raised in a western country and is well read, strong jaw, somewhat fashionable but not very vain, confident, intelligent, apolitical or prescribes to realism, hardworking but not freakishly so haha, not chauvinistic and likes travelling . its really idealistic and honestly i dont mind guys who fall a strong margin short of this haha

>>24147553
Not if they're shitty housewives too. If they're lazy and unorganized to be a (longterm) NEET, they're probably not good homemakers and especially not good nurturers either.

>which is what men want but are to afraid to say because feminism has there balls tucked so deep.
Putting feminism aside, it's just not very practical unless the man is making big $$$.

>>24147583
Snapchat?

>>24147679
Cheyberry12

>>24147096
Fight me nigga

>>24147007
Do you have skype?

>>24147043
Oh yeah, Kik is ukulelesock

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>>24145701

20 year old female, ideal boy friend:

Younger than 40.
Enjoys reading, discussing current affairs, studious.
Preferably black, or another ethnic minority (not east Asian). Preferably bearded. Showers daily and smells good.
Talkative.
Enjoys being generous during sex. In particular, enjoys going down on a girl all day, every day.
Likes girls with pubes, body hair, a tan, and big hips.
Preferably wears thick rimmed glasses.

ideal gf:
-cares about me

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between 25 and 35
not buff but not out of shape
works/studies in some technical field
doesn't agree with me on everything
likes being dominant in bed
open minded about stuff
isn't super liberal/left wing
shares at least a few interests with me
is okay with me being stay at home

that's pretty much it i guess

>>24148644
Fit everything except I don't date people without steady income to match mine

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me (pic related):
>18/M/Massachusetts
>5'7 117 LBS
>KV
>Either getting a Job as a Pharmacy Tech, going to Community Colllege, or Both
>Enjoy playing vidya
>Tend to play Grand Strategy vidya (EU4, CK2, Vic2, ect)
>Enjoy History and Science
>I pick up history at a non-human (very fast) rate
>I am getting into Computer Science
>I pick up IT/Compsci stuff up quite quick usually
>I like to do some watersports (Water tubing, Wakeboarding) from time to time
>I recently started Biking around town with friends

HER/YOU (pls exist):
>Not underage
>Biological Female
>Loyal
>Plays (or willing to try) EU4/CK2/Stellaris/Vic2/HOI4
>Has enough similar interests with me so we can converse for hours

If you meet the above conditions then pls consider me

Skype: oogeneral_ryanoo
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/R509/

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gf:
>18-35
>any race/nationality
>mostly asocial
>somewhat neet
>thin and/or petite
>short hair optional but preferred
>no makeup
>no purse
>likes triphop and downtempo beats
>doesn't use Facebook
>420/710 optional but preferred
>likes local hikes

Do you even suffer bruh

>>24148644
does medicine count as a technical field?

everything else except not that dominant

>>24146992
>/thread

>>24147144
>No armpits

>>24147677
Plus they have to be at least a bit crazy

>>24147375
Everything that I want to be, but am not yet. :(

>>24149573
Nice to know that people are looking for it though, that's gotta count for some inspiration

Me
>24
>M
>loves video games, anime, manga.
>recently into streaming and about to start speed running
>loves kitties
>walks quite often when I just feel too stuffy in my room, though it's hot as balls here
>enjoys cooking
>listens to rock, alt rock, classic rock... But no country or rap
>black hair. Black eyes (or so I have been told often)
>whitest Puertorican ever
>lolicon
>loves cold weather
>5"7/8
Her
>18-25
>5"5 or anywhere around there is fine
>brunette, black,blonde or alt hair is good
>blue eyes are a huge plus but unrequired
>enjoys anime and manga, doesn't have to fully enjoy video games but wouldn't mind playing them
>loves to cuddle
>loves to receive head pets
>can talk shit and joke about it
>a fan of horror is fine too
>loves things like supernatural or just sci-fi/fantasy stuff
>pale skin or white, tan is okay too
>adorable voice

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>somewhere between 18 and 30
>female (or passing)
>androgynous
>short hair maybe
>gets my dry humor
>into videogames or some shit like that
>introspective and good at communicating feelings
>light s&m with other kinks
>has life together
>spiritual in a non structured religion way
>something about weed
>someone I can adore and support

I'm 23 m and getting to the point where I know what I want in a relationship, I guess.

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ideal guy or girl
>has goals
>is sexually dominant
>makes own money to support himself/herself
>is slightly weeby
>has my best interests at heart
>grounds me when i'm stressed
>is a realist
>isn't ashasmed of me
>likes going outside and doing things/is a non-shut in
>ideally blond/e with light eyes with a slim build, especially for girls

>>24149670
Yeah, I realize my ideal mate is currently out of my league.

Worth a try, I'm not too picky

Me:
22, white male
Into music, video games, literature, and the outdoors
5'10", 150 lbs
More unimportant stuff

Her/you(hopefully):
Female of any race, between the ages of 21 and 35
Lover of the outdoors and music, other shared interests are a bonus
Not religious
Open-minded
Somewhere between 5'0" and 5'8"
Somewhere between 150 and 230 lbs
Likes to spend time with me late at night, the only time I'm not working
Good sense of humour

Hit me up if you fit this description, I guess?

>>24147677
they have no reason to be shitty housewives. thats theyre only requirement in life at that point.

and its pratical if you arent a loser and actually make money.

i plan on making a ton of money and then getting my girl to be my housewife.

sick of this new age bs.

we need to go back to the traditional ways.

It's you.

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>>24145660
>short hair+glasses combo
>smart
>master weeb
>2d
>has senjougahara's personality
I have accepted being a wizard :DDD

>>24147443
I'm all of that. Except a dude

I want a woman
703/571
Plays vidya. Reads. IDGAF if you have ambition or not. Cute. Into slightly lewd stuff (hand holding included). Clinfy is nice. Yandere is not.
pls reply ;_;

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All im looking for is a avrage to skinny red head with green eyes and freckles. Its a mission

Female. Brunette. Wavy hair. Wears big frame glasses. Any color eyes. Big nose. Full lips. Overbite. Average height and build. Hourglass figure. Nice boobs. Full bush. Hips on the wider side. Feminine thighs. Bubble butt. Or any combination of the preceeding... ;)

>>24148999
Fair enough I suppose
>>24149292
Yeah

I wish I had a boyfriend that enjoyed the same things I did and I wouldn't feel the need to pressure/talk him into doing them with me. Couple cosplays, casual drinking nights, shopping, dressing nice/fashion. Cute face and muscular build,bonus points if you can rock a beard. Doesn't complain about how I like to have nice things.. Motivated yet can be lazy as fuck with me at night and can enjoy a glass of wine or beer at the end of the night while watching a Disney movie we've both seen many times. I have epilepsy so I need someone who won't complain about taking me places I need to go, b cause Florida state law forbids me from driving.. Yo I feel like a cunt for bein s specific lol but damn would be really nice ;/

>>24151401
Adding to this, a man who is an experienced Dom and can treat me like the slutty little kitty slave I am and can teach me to push my limits. Experienced because I'm a submissive, and I'm not going to teach you how to be a Dom.. Someone who wouldn't mind an open/poly relationship

>>24148644
This one fits me really well

>>24151414
>Adding to this, a man who is an experienced Dom and can treat me like the slutty little kitty slave I am and can teach me to push my limits. Experienced because I'm a submissive, and I'm not going to teach you how to be a Dom
This too but the rest of your wishes make you seem a bit immature.

>>24151583
If wanting to be lazy and sit in pajamas and drink wine after long day at work is immature you must not be very fun at parties

>>24150133
Start changing your life to get into their league

>>24151401
>>24151414
>>24151635
this is very demanding. you better be sexy asf.

]#

>>24152435
;p

>Slut that likes chating on her bf
>Likes to sneak around doing fun stuff
>Can keep a secret
>at least a cute face
>Likes drinking sometimes
>Longish hair
>Big tits is a plus
>Not retarded


Im 32/m/VA
Kik bangbangVA

>>24151635
If you work in some DD/lg then watching Disney movies, being lazy in pajamas, shopping etc. are okay. Otherwise yeah, I am no fun.

>>24151046
pls transition

>>24148644
add me on skype: dremcfleuve

smaller girl with no confidence who I can manipulate and abuse without consequences

>>24151401
Kik is Vineclaw

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Her/Him/or you!:

>18-21
>will weeb out with me
>any sexuality, doesn't judge/discriminate their partner
>loyal
>taller or shorter, idfc
>anime, vidya with me
>won't mind watching porn/reading doujins with me
>won't mind masturbating with me
>cuddles
>spooning
>kisses
>likes males with a big ass
>doesnt look for looks on a partner, personality instead
>wouldn't mind a relationship, long distance or short
>will always be there for me and comfort me during my fits of depression

me:

>male
>bisexual
>18
>trash
>single for 18 years, no luck
>alone
>suicidal
>depressed almost all the time
>weeb
>loves porn/hentai
>degenerate
>never had a relationship ever
>virgin

Kik: Vineclaw
Skype: bladethehedgefoxie

>>24145660
well idk if im cute but i am a ginger boy that plays guitar. add me on kik: ginguitar

>>24152867
don't use skype :/

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bf:
>25-29
>dark messy hair/longish
>glasses
>casual attire/casual dressy (casual in suits)
>soft spoken but will defend you
>pale
>super loving ;.;

>>24151401
>>24151414
Well, you caught my interest. Preferred form of contact? I'll leave my info for you.

>>24147613
Someone who is confident, intelligent, hardworking, etc is going to be chauvinistic and arrogant most of the time. This shouldn't even be a bad thing, if you're talented and work hard, you have every right to be proud of yourself. Just letting you know to adjust your expectation. I match all your criteria except I'm extremely arrogant. It also doesn't matter because the enjoyment I get out of girls is less than the enjoyment I get out of the peace of mind from not having to deal with girls. I only browse these threads to comment, I'm not looking.

>>24153505
kik to me: doitsuki18

a very skinny girl with an ugly face who is extremely skeptic towards society and all of its trappings and will drink beer and watch tim and eric with me. occasionaly go on adventures to abadoned places/haunted places and drink beer there too

>>24149957
>>24147043
tfw I fit both of these but am taken.
Wish you luck fellas

I don't have a dream gf. I'm just looking for the perfect body

>>24145660
Shame I cut my hair short, whoops.

So, perfect girl:

>Shorter than I am
>Shortish black hair with a straight fringe
>Elegant goth, like Morticia Adamms
>Also into post hardcore music and pop punk
>Utter weeb trash
>Plays Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts
>Medium to large breasts
>Not stick thin, a little curvature is good
>Intelligent, and likes to read a lot
>Plays bass or piano
>Into the same filthy bedroom antics I am

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>>24145660
Ummm...

>>24154546
What kinda music you like B)

>>24154552
A bit of a cop out but I like a wide variety, most things that aren't pop

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gf
>18-30
>anywhere between 5' and 7'
>Introverted, somewhat shy, but still somewhat open to trying new things with her boyfriend, like camping or traveling or things like that
>not obese
>preferably short hair
>loves the cold, especially snow
>enjoys being shown affection
>ideally is attracted to 'fit' looking physiques like pic related (beard not included)
>likes vidya, particularly platformers, adventure games, rpgs, and old FPS
>prefers Demon Souls to Dark Souls
>enjoys reading
>likes debate, can disagree without it bothering either of us and have a genuine discussion
>really enjoys music, listens to a lot of shit, has her own taste (bonus points if you're into bleeps)
>isn't incredibly sub (doesn't have to be a dom)
>likes sitting on a guy's shoulders
>is passionate about something

me
>21
>fit male, 5'11"
>somewhat quiet but will open up the more I get to know someone
>poofy brown hair (think Spike Spiegal)
>fond of the outdoors and love animals
>enjoy shitloads of vidya and music, specifically love bleeps / black metal / post punk / post-hardcore, watch a few artsy fartsy films when I find the time, bit of an anime pleb but I enjoy what I've seen
>real fucking shit at FPS
>occasional moments of clinginess but getting a better grip on myself
>planning on getting a PhD in mathematics
>cynical but not to the point of apathy
>the best tree climber you'll ever meet
>INTP if that means anything at all to you

Skype is "anohn."

>>24154622
Do you have a kik?

Gf

>18-20
>her size doesn't matter
>not too fat
>an artistic girl (interested in writing/drawning/music)
>incidentally tolerates the use of psychoactive substances
>she has to have a passion so strong i can feel it in her eyes
>an atypical girl (punk, hippy, emo, whatever) with an atypical personality
>maybe the most important, likes to chill at night under the lights of the stars in an empty, lonely wide plain

I'm french btw

>>24154687
Yup, Cyleman

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>im about 195 cm tall
>like pretty much everything, art, history etc
>studying economics, finance&accounting major
>desperate alcoholic, smoker
>fits of self-loathing and hatred
>swing between clinginess and ignorance
>i admire artists but only write myself
>pretty good fuck
>very insecure if in love
>incredibly loyal and honest

i basically look for someone like me, a girl, that doesn't take drinks in clubs bc its the "nice" thing to do, i want a girl that wouldnt mind netflixing and getting pissed with me while sprinkling in the occasional fuck break

any takers?

>>24154480
why would you post then? nobody cares

tall thin brunette pale guy with a similar taste in tunes. (neo-psych, indie rock, classic rock, hip hop to name a few broad genres) Nice fashion sense; knows how to dress up. plays vidya, mostly old-school Nintendo. Into science maybe? Likes nature. 420 friendly. Satirical/dry sense of humour. Good with pets. Has a hobby in photography, making music, video game production or film making. Loves blowjobs. Is open with feelings and isn't afraid to be honest. Glasses and tattoos are always a plus.

>nobody wants a 22/m angry alcohlic nocturnal cook who slaves away at his job and has no time for anything else

ree.

>>24154687

your kik is Cheyberry12?

can't get thru to ya ~

>>24155151
Thats not my kik

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>28-30
>male
>shorter than 5'8"
>doesn't talk too much
>flirty and sexual
>cute face
>thin
>finds me attractive
>submissive, but more like the brat type
>into hard femdom
>supportive and loving
>will go to museums, go on hikes, watch iconic movies just to see what the hype is about, likes to try new things
>still mellow and generally low-maintenance
>be open to raising a family as a stay-at-home dad
>not argumentative
>longish hair is a plus
>has personal style

>>24155164
ah I see that now.. well without knowing what shows or music you may be into, I'll still say I've got most of your criteria covered hah

my kik is siouxon if you wanna chat some more

>>24155198
Alrighty, ill message you

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>18+
>female
>shorter than 6'2" *dont want you taller than me :P
>likes to have long conversations and discuss things, but is also chill with just being quiet together
>brown/dark medium-long hair
>attracted to my personality more than my looks
>is silly, outgoing, but can also be happy with just spending the day inside
> likes to go for walks, watch horror and action movies, go on long drives
>not very skinny, not very heavy
>doesnt complain about everything
>shares interest in art, movies, video games, or just making people laugh
>supportive and caring, but will also rag on me for fun
>knows what she wants/ not afraid to take control of the day or situation

>>24155115
wow our personalities would prob match up but looks wise sounds like you lookin for a hipster.

at the very least we have similar hobby interests

I'm a short, blonde, INFP, average sized trans girl with a big ass, and (from what I've been told) a pretty good sized dick that I don't plan on getting rid of and is fully functional
I like to write, draw, smoke weed, share memes, play occasional vidya. I don't really have any kinks (not into bdsm or anything really), just a set of features and traits that I am particularly attracted to

My dream girl is of legal age, larger than me-- tall (6'+ would be incredible) and fat (200-400lbs), with natural red hair and freckles, pale, big lips, bubble butt 'n boobs.
Cuddly, can banter playfully, but isn't an extrovert, politically progressive, likes shoegaze, post-punk, chiptunes, does creative work that we can collaborate on, or at least share feedback with each other about, likes giving and receiving massages, is willing to switch between more submissive and dominant, will push me into being more outgoing and keeps me from quitting, doesn't play head games. Can be nerdy but avoids being cringey (not a 'rawr XD' type). Someone I can nurture and be nurtured by, smoke weed with, and occasionally trip with

importantly: is not asexual or poly. i am only interested in monogamous, sexual relationships

...will I ever find you?
probably not

>>24155311
SC?
Not as much a hipster, just a dorky lanky guy. I've been attracted to other types too; looks don't play a big part, but this is just an ideal.

>>24155345
ah i get you. and im not looking to contact or anything just saw that and it was interesting.

>>24145716
So you want a dumb fuck toy who will just stfu most of the time

>>24155181

Darn, just about everything listed except I'm 23.

>>24147043
Bump

>>24155181
Damn I fit this list so well except I'm 20

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dream girl would be

>kinda outdoorsy
>has long hair
>thinks i'm qute
>brown or ginger hair is best
>white or slightly brown skin
>someone who has similar hobbies and interests to me i guess (ask if you care)
>preferably american
>not fat
>not too much makeup/ no makeup at all
>is kind
>has a love for adventure
>wants to constantly be doing something fun

i'm male, 19 years old. my skype is lil.nibblet

i dunno add me if you want i guess

Hmm... the ideal bf:
>18-22 year old virgin (23-24 is also possibly acceptable)
>Wants a monogamous relationship
>Doesn't mind dating a gay, chubby, hairy, smart, anxious, virgin, half-english-half-asian, vegetarian, 5'7" hypochondriac
Personality
>Not effeminate or showy - avoids the scene
>Smart - I kind of sort of have a slight smart guy fetish
>Not "normal" or obsessed with fitting in with the crowd
>Good talker and listener
>Not an alcoholic and doesn't smoke regularly
>Doesn't do drugs
>Hygienic
>Actually likes me
Physical
>5'8"+
>Chubby and hairy
>Scruffy hair and beard
>Not necessarily conventionally attractive
>Doesn't have tattoos other than maybe wordless, faceless sleeves
>Doesn't have piercings/stretchings other than maybe earlobes (other ones are more subject to appearance)
Stuff we'd do
>Would watch sci-fi/horror movies and cuddle
>Would have conversations about whatever while going on long walks or cuddling indoors
>Would make food, eat food, then feel bad for eating too much food together
>Would introduce me to unconventional hobbies - I don't really mind what they are, so long as they aren't destructive
>Not too obsessed with sex - probably would be sexually versatile, though

I'm not super picky though: some stuff is essential, some is more optional. Sorry if I made myself look like an uptight manbitch.
Can't access my kik at the moment. Email is [email protected] i-if you want to contact me or whatever.

>>24155230
kys

>>24147613
I fit this pretty well but you can be the judge. Skype or kik?

>>24155115
This eerily matches me. Where in SC? Gender?

A goth girl with an adult's brain and a fondness for the same cartoons as me who loves sex and sexual experimentation.

>>24162710
this makes it sound like you're trying to prey on teenagers

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IDEAL gf
Not fat
Big boobs (C and over)
Cute face
Must like metal
Honest
Has good values
compassionate
politically incorrect
moral and intellectual consistency
good team player

Just someone with common goals and interests to joke and have fun with. Someone who was raised at home by both her parents is a plus. Loving music is mandatory because I'll be practising several hours a week. When I'm not at work I spend a lot of time on side projects so I want someone who has a pretty busy life of her own. I'm a lot on the artsy side so a person who has a lot of creativity is a must. Besides music and retro gaming I don't have much interest in entertainment anymore except when it's for socializing so I prefer someone who likes to go out and is curious about many different topics.

skype: dremcfleuve

I would like a boyfriend who is sad and morose all the time and with low self-esteem so I can cheer him up.

>tfw I'm describing myself

>>24164944
not sure if troll

>>24145660
I have long hair, but it's brown and I write quite a lot. Depends on your taste in TV and music though.

For me:
>Not skinny but not fat (I like myself some curves)
>Nerd (like me)
>Weeaboo
>Into vidya
>Likes guys with long hair
>Cuddles are important
>Is ok with me being touchy-feely
>Is affectionate like me
>I like all hair types but recently been into blonde girls
>Is ok with kinky shit

>>24165087
Also I should add

>Likes music as much as I do
>Isn't a feminazi

There we go, now it's 100%

>>24165098
>femanazi
you were totally okay and then the red flags went a-wavin'

>>24165547
Lol i have my political opinions and they tend not to be popular but im honest

moderately attractive lady, roman catholic, not Italian (never trust a dago)

>>24147466
Kik is stingraycity
Meeting someone that doesn't overanalyze or assume alone Sounds nice in and of itself

>>24165547
What's your problem, commenting on everyone's shit and putting them down?
You're a guy too, why should he care whether you think he's okay.

>>24165887
didn't even notice that, my man, what a legend

> male
>over 25
>Is creative.
>Thinks and envisions things like a writer.
>Confident
>Has a high sex drive. Longs to intertwine souls as one but also has a kinky streak.
>Enjoys joking around just as much as being serious.
> Recognises that he is a spiritual being and studies such matters.
>Self aware
>Empathetic and gentle but also can give tough love.
>Fiery in his core with a watery perspective.
> Has love for animals and nature.

>>24157182
yeah pretty much

why is this so hard to find. all this feminism women dont want to be in this role any more.

they want to be equals, well i hate to tell them men dont want equals, only cucks want equals. men want subservient women who will please them.

>>24165087
Do you have a kik?

My ideal girl would be someone who

>is physically active (or wants to be), who wants a partner to be physically active with.
>can clean up after herself and likes being neat.
>has some amount of weeaboo hobbies, be it through anime, manga, video games, cosplay, or whatever else.
>has a high sex drive and likes to experiment.
>won't feel sad or neglected if I want to enjoy certain hobbies (that she doesn't share) alone.
>communicates well and realizes that just about any issue can be resolved if we're willing to talk it out enough.
>doesn't want kids, at least not anytime soon.
>greatly enjoys cuddling and physical contact.

I'm worried I'm being too specific, but those are my thoughts.

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/love/

>>24166141
Yeah, what's yours?

>>24166296
Dommiez

>>24154480
Why even post, though

>>24154480
you shouldn't post, that's really discouraging. don't be a dick.

>>24145660
Come to thread thinking no one is gonna make a post about me.
First post is about me. (depending on your taste in tv)

Me
>M, 20, white, slightly darker than normal
>6`5 (198 cm)
>play games
>go to the gym
>work

I already have a gf, I am just looking for a playmate to fuck and dominate when my gf ain't around

I want someone who is
>small or skinny
>high sex drive
>likes to be dominated
>up for a 3some with my gf
>not retarded
>knows to rush b on dust 2
Not ugly or fat basically

Has an interest for discovering new music, films, books etc
Enjoys the little things in life -rain in the summer evenings, long drives in which your playlist is hot, getting lost but finding a neat new place because of it, improvised picnics,
Likes dancing, reading together, singing even if niether of is is any good, lets their creativity flag fly, not completely monogamous but has some attachment to people, i dont know overall just a free spirit, open to the world
muzikfreack@gmail
Virjility on kik

>>24166362
Do you have a kik?

Someone exactly like me.

>19 M
ideal would be;
>18-21
>race doesn't really matter
>"cultured"
I know it sounds pretentious, and I seem like a dickhead (>implying I'm not) but I don't really enjoy talking to people that only focus on things in their surroundings lacking a broader perspective.

>Is not overweight
>can form their own opinion
>interested in music and art

>>24166380
Yeah, adding you.

him:
>35-50
>not blonde
>nice facial hair (bonus points for having black hair but reddish beard)
>has body hair
>bikes
>musician/music teacher
>would do shrooms with me
>likes sophomoric humor and gentle shitlording
>worse than me at videogames
>good at computer science

me:
>19/f/asian
>likes drawing and composing music
>unfortunately crazy, but working on it with therapy
>filthy liberal
>no chill (please teach me how to chill)
>good with children
>very dark sense of humor
>has tattoos and piercings that are easily hidden by clothes
>smokes very occasionally
>does drugs occasionally

A female version of my recently deceased best friend.

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>>24166466
Would you consider a somewhat...unorthodox solution?

>>24166453

I fit MOST of these.

>35-50
I'm 25.
>not blonde
Dark brown hair.
>nice facial hair (bonus points for having black hair but reddish beard)
I'm currently clean shaven, but I grow a lot of facial hair very quickly.
>has body hair
Holy fuck I have a lot of that.
>bikes
Unfortunately not.
>musician/music teacher
I've had a lot of vocal training.
>would do shrooms with me
Depending on circumstances, I might be willing to try it.
>likes sophomoric humor and gentle shitlording
I appreciate stupid humor far more than most.
>worse than me at videogames
I don't know how good at video games you are.
>good at computer science
Graduated with a degree in that.

You interested?

>>24166498
Fuck you dude, that's not funny.

>>24166508
don't post about your dead friend on 4chan and then get butthurt when somebody jokes about it.

It wasn't even malicious

>>24166520
It's not that, I just really hated Frankenstein.

>>24166508
Come on, man. If you can't laugh at the idea of digging up your recently deceased best friend, extracting the brain from his corpse and inserting it into a golem constructed out of carefully selected female body parts, what CAN you laugh at?

Black haired hipster girl who likes drugs, post-modernism, and philosophy. Says mean things but as a sign of affection. Doesn't get consumed by political/social causes, just calls bullshit when she sees it and trusts other people not to step in it.

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>>24166527
Because the Dune version of putting the brain in a titan is much more appealing.

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>>24166527
I've been had

>>24166499
i'm very bad at games where you have to use control sticks to navigate the landscape

grow a beard & contact me, i suppose! my kik is dickmissiles

My ideal girl would be
>18-21
>likes pc vidya
>indoors favored
>not obese
>likes music
tbqh outside of that not so sure. just looking for girls who i get along with to have fun and spend time with

I think lots of different types of girls are interesting, but ideal? I guess
>tall, thin (cause I am) or a little curvy, long hair (like mid back at least)
>active and fit, would get me out more (not fun by myself)
>nerdy interests. we don't have to like the same shit, but any kind of nerdy interest means she'd be more likely to relate to mine
>that said, into music as intensely as I am would be great
>affectionate + likes to cuddle
>not easily angered or spiteful. can let things go. I can't deal with people that get angry or like to complain a lot.

>>24165906
Gib contact

Me
>22
>5'9"
>chubby
>latino
>light skinned
>baby faced
>socially awkward
>sensitive
>shy
>not feminine but not masculine either
>can be very loving and affectionate
>into Nintendo videogames, mostly Pokemon

Him
>22-35
>height doesn't matter, but ideally around my height or taller
>chubby, average body is good too
>white or latino
>comfortble controlling the conversation
>not feminine
>patient and understanding
>kind
>will love me despite my many flaws
>lives in Texas

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Him/Her
20+ in age
In the US or Canada
Friendly and not afraid of jokes or bad puns
Has a job or is in school
Plays video games(preferably PC)
Likes animals and hopefully has one or two
Can be romantic and affectionate but doesn't overdo it
Likes watching movies and documentaries
Capable of keeping up with my movie and TV quotes
420 friendly(doesn't have to smoke but is okay with me smoking)
Not obese(chubby is okay if you wear it well)
Should we get to the point, sexually dominant.

Me:
26/f/US
Educated with a career
Capable of taking care of myself
Play video games a lot in my free time
I have a few animals that i love to death
I enjoy reading especially history and fantasy books
Often tell horrible and cringe worth jokes/puns
I smoke weed recreationally and love talking while high
Sexually submissive
Not obese
Pretty damn short

Bonus points for males:
Beard
Glasses
Deep voice
Closer to my age or older

Bonus points for females:
Nice voices
Glasses
Not too timid
Closer to my age or older

When you add me, please include your asl and maybe your favorite joke/pun.

Skype is Um-Okay

>>24168478

I just added you, but I forgot to include my location and neglected to include a pun, even though I love puns. Still accepting new people?

>>24168446
My email is [email protected]

Ideal guy
>20 to 25 years old
>Skinny/slim
>Preferably quite short
>Dark, short to medium length hair
>Facial hair is nice
>No tattoos
>Doesn't dress like shit
>Introverted
>Left wing
>Non religious
>Dark sense of humour

>>24168655

I hit all of those, aside from the dark sense of humor. Whats your preferred form of contact?

>>24147061
Method of contact? I fit all of these.

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>>24155115
I'm only like 5'7", but I mostly match all of those except for maybe the hobbies. I guess messing around on a guitar kind of counts towards making music? Hell if I know.

>>24151114
Literally in the same area as you. Kik?

>>24148528
Do you have kik/other contact?

Black man.
Doesn't have to be that tall, just like taller than me.
Very strong
Like lifts weights strong
Has a chubby tummy
Serious and preferably shy/quiet.
But not scared, like he kinda has to be able to stand up for me and stuff
Not religious, preferably an atheist
Kinky as fuck
I'd like a guy that doesn't drink or do drugs on the regular,like I want him to do stuff like that waaaaaay less than me. (so he can take care of me)
Loves chubby girls
Is okay with me having my lil girlfriends
Maybe he could join in sometimes.
Smarter than me.
Older than me
Wiser than me
The kinky af part is v important

I guess I should make mine.
Sweet, smart girl. Cute nose is always a bonus.
I dig redheads especially, but I'm not particularly picky about that. Not sure if I really have a weight preference, although I do like my skinny skinny girls quite a bit. Fun to hold and all that.
Likes vidya, art, and listening to all kinds of music.
Likes to talk about philosophy and life in general.
Fun and goofy, but likes to cuddle and knows when and how to be serious.
Enjoys a good cup of joe in the morning and a quick bowl in the afternoon.
Also likes good movies and is willing to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion with me.

That's about it really.

>>24146858
Do you have skype? You're pretty good at drawing, and levin coupes are BASED

Ideal partner:
Female
Loyal
Clingy
Can tolerate me talking about cars all the time
Can handle banter
Good sense of humor

Me
>19 female half asian/white
>5'3" shortie, skinny
>probably like an 8/10 on a good day
>pretty lazy
>just wants to be comfy
>moderate/liberal scum
>shitty/dark sense in humour
>occasional smoking/drinking/drug use
>manageable level of crazy (panic disorder, depression)
>fluctuating interests

Him/Her:
>artsy (writes, draws, plays an instrument, etc)
>not overly affectionate, especially in public.
>no radical viewpoints
>bdsm/kink regularly (not pushover submissive), idc about sex drive
>indie/alt rock
>mixed race is a+ tbqh
>no hardcore drug usage
>must love pets
>not super extroverted/wanting to go out all the time
>will actually talk if something is wrong/honest
>will watch animu/documentaries with me
>18-25?

>bonus: enjoys cooking, vidya, if female similar height, if male preferably taller than me in heels bc i always wear them, not obese, glasses, also has anxiety so we can suffer together, makes decent coffee.

>>24169000
I fit 95% of this except i'm just white and don't make coffee
info?

>>24169000
Matching just about everything but not all that artsy, well at all really, and I'm a big dude.
If you want to talk, Skype: [email protected]

>>24147375
this is like me a lot actually
except I drink, smoke and do drugs in moderation

I already found him...and now he's 3000 miles away on a hiking trip in the woods and I can't talk to him
>18
>taller than me by at least 2 inches (5'6+)
>blonde
>light eyes
>otter mode or skinny, I like either
>hot in bed, likes getting head and taking control of me
>athletic likes working out in some form
>must like hip hop music a lot
>cares about clothes at least a little
>drinks and smokes with me
>open minded

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>>24168885
And me. So there's that.

middle eastern guy. lots of body hair. chubby(?) and taller than 5'8". funny, thoughtful, kind but can also be an asshole when needed. doesn't need to like my kind of music, but can tolerate it. likes having a sub gf who loves handcuffs. is also alright with open relationships. texts me back within the hour. and 420 friendly ;)

>You
>male
>24-35
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
>no kids/doesn't want kids
>likes and is kind to animals
>doesn't talk down to people
>has a job
>long hair
>average to chubby body
>short
>hairy
>needy for physical affection
>wants sex almost every day
>brown eyes
>likes hiking/kayaking etc (outdoor fun)
>likes dancing occasionally
>likes to read
>not materialistic
>open-minded
>appreciates good food/drink

TFW already have dream bf and gf.

>>24169170
>middle eastern
You sound good otherwise

>guy
>sound mind and body
>doesnt mind my scars (they're my biggest insecurity tb h) as well as being shitskinned
>is okay with silence
>reads books
>has a bucketlist