DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY AS IF LISTING UR PERFECT PARTNER, SEE

M/28
Funny
Slightly rude
Fit/swimmer
Devoted
Smidge of crazy
Rampant libido

F/18
Artistic
5'7
Chubby
Mentally ill
Cutter
Kinky
Kissless virgin
Loyal
Austic meme humour

Alright I'll take this seriously.

M/22 like females.
Love anime
Love bondage
Enjoy anal stimulation
Zelda is my favorite videogame series
Avid gamer
Avid reader
Love manga
Writing multiple books
Super high sex drive
Super high stamina for sex
Wish I didn't have such high stamina
Not into pain
Like spanking/being spanked
When slipped heroine in hash developed mental illness
Have dissociation, existentialism, and now recently epilepsy
Smoke pot/hash oil
Worked at att but epilepsy got me on a leave of absence
Make youtube videos
Like to be touchy Feely
Love physical contact
Love to give/receive hugs
Love to banter
If I call you a bitch it's cuz I like you
I hardly yell unless you cut me off too many times
I have to watch a movie at the very beginning and all the way through or I get very anxious.
Seriously...videogames.
On the bondage thing, it works either way, can be a master or submissive bitch.
Fantasy is to be given pleasure uncontrollable to me.
Like butts.
Don't care much for books but if you have them and want them to be touched that's cool.
Like to spike my hair up anime style.
Shave
Cut my nails
Bathe regularly
Love to geek out
Love cooking
Don't really care about messy rooms
Love Harry Potter
Have not watched Dr who
Love comedies
Try to make people laugh
Can't gain weight...seriously, I've tried everything...DAMN my metabolism -.-

>>24133354
It was supposed to be, don't care much for boobs

M/18
6'0 180
Finds humor in everything
Really good with computer
Charismatic
Tries to be life of the party
Low self esteem masked by overconfidence
Really like indie/folk or alt-hiphop

Man, why not.
m/29
Kinda clever
Kinda funny
Childish
Kinda responsible
Empathetic
Not politically correct
Lone wolf or some other synonym that doesn't sound like some edgy 15 year old
Videogames
Not into drugs or really drinking that much
Kinky
Try to make everyone have fun
Also a dick

>>24133299
dubs means u should kik or snapchat me jmozz00 23/m/uk

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>>24133299

>>24133465
ayoooo

well this didnt really take off

>>24133690

The OP was kinda confusing. Want to talk?

>>24133701
lol oka

>>24133284
Better than you.
Still genuine.
Neet.
Nerdy stuff.
Psycho so can blend in, in literally any social scene.

>>24133778

Do you have email or kik?

>>24133803
gibbe ur kik

>>24133824

Don't like posting it on the net. I'll give it to you over email?

Mczipr@gmail

F/18
I like men and women lmao
I'm cocky
I'm 6ft
Memes are cool
I like Vidya
I like books and Philosophy
Indie and vaporwave are lyf
From the UK

>>24133363
Do you have kik ?

>>24133978
I'm 6 foot 3 I love memes and videogames

>>24133284
This is absolutely unclear. Are we supposed to describe our own personalities or those of our perfect partners? Take ten seconds to form a clear sentence next time.

>>24133983 eyy

>>24133990
you on something, or do you just have huge difficulties reading? the OP is very clear

>>24133978

M/24/Sweden
>Cocky , yup
>6'3
>Memes for life
>Vidya 24/7
>Studies Math and Philosophy at Uni
>Indie music

Let's hook up

>>24134100 kik?

M/23
Wants to be a game developer
Into fitness, particularly combat sports
Techie
Loves Vidya
Likes anime, but only watches occasionally
Fun and lively
Not the life of the party, but can provide a good time
Etc

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F/20 Straight
>Big, not huge but definitely bigger but have been losing weight
>5'9-10
>insanely passionate about music
>likes American accents
>Love older nintendo games, play on emulators often
>very calm and relaxed 99.8% of the time
>very jealous possibly clingyish? depends on the person
>Loves men with nice voices, good humour. and someone who enjoys my sense of humour even though I say dumb, awkward things sometimes..kinda often.
>not a memelord and never will be.
>romantic and cheesy as fudge sometimes, sorry not sorry.
>scottish
>long black hair
>pale
>blue eyes
>devoted
>gets sensitive now and then but usually know when someone is joking around.
>I like art very much
>music is like the meaning of 42 to me.
>i'm extremely vanilla (sorry)
any takers...no? hookay

>>24134284
>bigger
body issues are so ubiquitous among girls: this means almost nothing.

>>24134284
>vanilla
Damn it

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M/22
Straight
I'm 6'3", with an average body; that is, not really particularly skinny or particularly large.
Brown hair, sometimes a beard, hazel/green eyes, and glasses.
Outside of obligations like school and work, I spend a lot of time in solitary activities, playing video games, watching movies, and reading. Especially reading.
Going into the tech field because logical jobs in programming and network security make sense as work to me, and can be easily compartmentalized from personal things. Someone who talks about nothing but work seems like they don't have anything to say about themselves, and it gets old really fast.
I love talking to people with different points of view; for instance I'm not artistic at all, but artists are incredibly interesting people to talk to about anything, the way different people see the world fascinates me. People who have lived in different conditions, who see life from a different perspective, are a delight.
I want someone I can sit with in comfortable silence, maybe having a relaxing night in, just enjoying each others' company.

I dunno.

I'm going to die alone and that's probably alright.

>>24134284
I'm interested in at least talking. You sound very interesting and I'm pretty vanilla myself. Kik: BiggestReindeer, I can give you my Skype from there if you prefer

Me: Dandelion

Her: Yennefer of Vengerberg

>>24134284
You seem pretty great. We could get along! Consider me a taker. Plus I'm American and have been told I have a great voice. Plus i love girls with Scottish accents and retro gaming nerds
Kik: dwnrng
Skype: elbowapocalypse

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29/M/USA
White, 6'3
Conservative, old-fashioned, and traditional
Looking to settle down
Can be very romantic for the right girl
Have a knack for languages
Write music and poetry
Have a thing for voices
Into occult/esoteric things (nothing crazy, mostly research)
Polytheist

[email protected]

>>24134779
Skype?
Discord?

>>24133284
Wait, what? Are we supposed to list ourselves? Because the OP makes it seem as if we're supposed to describe our perfect partner. What's going on in this thread? Are you all roleplaying as your ideal mate? What is happening? Where are my meds?

>>24133284
M
28
Balkan/American
Very rude
Only care about myself
Still single
Have a great career and make more money than most on 4chan
Even my coworkers think I am a dick and a jerk, although they still recognize and respect the genius i am
Also diagnosed with high functioning Aspergers, which makes me extremely dedicated, intelligent, and good looking
My problems stem from personal connections, and not bailing on my friends/people that care about me
The reason is i don't really care about anyone, nor myself
usually have to hide this part of myself, and just pretend i am a normal person even though i dont care about personal relationships anymore

Did i mention i am a workaholic, and travel a lot for work. sometimes to other countries near the US. Still want to go to China/Japan but our offices haven't opened up in those countries yet

M/18
USA
Whiter than your grandma's porcelain
Virgin, lol, on here, who isn't?
I'm fucking hilarious
Getting /fit/
Vidya all day err day
Memetic duke
History and tech nerd
Flag collector
Sarcastic af
Comp Sci major
Will debate you about vertical farming
Politically left leaning
Fuck your feelings
Into rock/techno

I'm here for my (you)s

26/m/USA
-Loves philosophy and social sciences (aka understanding ideologies and people)
-Recluse; loves the comfort of a dark A/C'd room with the sexy purr of a PC in it
-Equally as narcissistic and egotistic as is over-thinking and anxious
-Aspiring creator (either writing or virtual worlds) but responsible enough to keep afloat financially
-Lover of good stories and good games in any genre or medium; just gotta not be predictable
-Massive pervert with a fantastic imagination
-Retired /b/ veteran/troll
-Far too idealistic, rationalistic, skeptical, optimistic, and odd for most people
-Has finally finished transformation into massive cancerous edgelord fgt with the above sentence/s

>>24134284
Everything im looking for and what you're looking for, wanna talk on kik?

>>24133284
m/24
lazy
racist
perverted
sexist
angry

I like classical music, any movie by John Carpenter. My personal heroes are Hitler, Putin, Al-Assad, Hirohito, Ted Kaczynski and Osama Bin Laden.

I play keyboard, read on mathematics, and wrestle with my dogs.

If i'm sleep deprived, I develop schizophrenic symptoms.

My poisons of choice are coffee and cigarettes.

>>24134982
I'm on my phone at work so the ID's different, but my skype is steversonian

M/23/Swe
187cm
Hazel Eyes
Glasses to hide my powerlevel
Music is love
Overly Social
Funny as fuck
Love talking about stupid shit
Insane in the membrane
Hate mass media and social medias like fb etc
Everything once
Loves reading
A little vidya, not a hardcore gamer
High test so horny ALL the time
Literally listen to everything, ask me about my spotify lists.
No drugs, except Nicotine

I'm a really random and messed up person, I say crazy shit all the time and people love me for it.

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M/21
5' 7"
Funny (comedian-like, also offensive)
like Anime
like Video Games
like Reading
likes Comedy, Horror, fantasy/sci-fi movies and shows.
Raging libido (also a bit of a perv)
Metalhead
drinks Rum and Jager
smokes cigars (real ones, not that black n mild shit)
Anti-feminist/SJW
Low self-esteem (uses humor to overcome)
willing to discuss different topics (politics, economy, controversial, etc)

>>24133299
Are you a cute redhead sometimes post on rate threads? you're not chubby, you're ok, just have low self-esteem

>>24135272
yes

>>24135297
Since when does Aspergers make you good looking???

>>24135655
His Aspergers is deluding him into thinking he is a handsome mofo. Or maybe he is just good looking compared to his downie friends idk, anyways. Its a mystery

Just posted in another thread
>male
>18
>6.1 ft
>skinny but in shape
>a lil tanned cuz i live in the beach
>coffe eyes and dark hair
>love animals in general, i even try to rescue em if possible
>like any sport that means driving something
>like boxing and volleyball
>play guitar
>used to be a gamer but eventually lost interest, still good tho
>like reading, specially philosophy, historical novels or magical realism.
>like dark humor, sarcasm, dank memes, and a relax attitude
>love traveling and exploring, specially to nature
>i know cooking but i hate doing it

18/male/>bisexual

>trash
>single all my life, no luck ever, contributes to my depression
>lonely!
>shy!
>considering being a trap
>wants a female/male to be a motherly/fatherly figure
>alone
>plays lots of vidya (Sonic, Smash Bros., Mario, Fire Emblem)
>suicidal
>depressed almost all the time
>weeb
>loves porn/hentai
>degenerate
>never had a relationship ever
>virgin
>advocates buttstuff

>>24135272
List yourself as if your perfect mate is on here basically

>>24134284
Is there a way to talk to you? I'm American with a lot of the same traits lol

>>24135882
tfw you're almost me

where you from senpai?

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F/21
Slavic
Artsy
Good at drawing
I'll watch any documentary
Weird sense of humour
Repressed cat lady
Kind of childish
Safely into vidya
Anime are meh
Green eyes
Shy
Harsh music
Would listen to anything, actually
Into alcohol
Loves cooking
Probably has assperger

>>24136822

you sound cute. i'm curious what you look like. or if you'd like to chat.

>>24136822
damn if you were more into anime and realized dogs are 10x better than cats would be solid 9/10

SASUKE UCHIHA

>>24136822
>21, balkan
>lurks out and curious for more info

M/22
American
ESTJ
5'8"
Cycle 5 - 7 miles daily, run and surf for fun
Tans somewhat regularly
Casual to heavy drinker
Musician
High sex drive
Love choking, drawing blood, domination
Non-monogamous
Very hygenic
Work 5 different jobs. 2 of which require detailed social disposition for wealthy/famous patrons
Sociopathic tendencies
Love listening to all sorts of music, especially progressive genres
Green thumb
Wears Patagonia, Johnnie-O, Banana Republic, Olukai, etc.

Probably not matching with anyone as I'm not socially retarded, an autistic neet that thinks dabbing and dat boi memes were funny or a 4chan casual anymore.

>>24135540
>>24135540
>>24135946
Hey! Yes I do. is it too late to say that? I just checked back in the off chance someone was interested.

my kik: fukingoose
(its a throwaway. )

>>24134284
im sorry you felt compelled to delete your response to >>24134325

good luck.
i appreciated your candour.

m/18
5'9'' 180 lbs
entp
bi
jack of all trades master of none
love writing poetry
listens to all music love rock
reading epic fantasy
video games
D&D bard
successful in school
love lifting
likes to cook
likes being in the outdoors
conversations are great
likes dancing
loves to cuddle
very caring of other
kinky with high libido
would love to be a parent

>>24135638
I wouldnt say im cute but yeah I post in them

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m/20

>/k/ommando
>musician
>prefer a tes lorefetcher or at least someone who can enjoy autistic vidya
>no lefty shits at all, i'll take a centrist but would prefer conservative outlooks
>decent taste in music, no niggerbeats or indieshit
>likes dogs
>tfw live in washington state

i'm fucking doomed aren't I?

>>24137807
Wellp,I just realised that I failed to see any point in posting my weight etc to prove i was actually a big girl and not a slim girl with a complex.

Thanks though.. I guess

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>m/20/aus
>INFJ
>6'5"
>straight
>KV
>likes dank memes
>awkward
>intorverted and shy
>like electronic based music
>science student
>love observing the weather
>enjoy cooking
>enjoy vidya
>more of an indoors person though outdoors are nice every now and then
>love cuddling

let's see how this works
kik: daftest.punk

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>>24133299
Hai ;)

>>24137927
hullooooo

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Late to thread, buuuuut
>M/2/US NJ
>6'3"
>Straight
>Somewhat introverted, likes friends and company
>Vidya is life, hardcore gaymer
>cats and dogs
>Music means alot (is life)
>Autistmemehumorkillmeplz
>High functioning Autist, hardly noticeable
>mildly obsessive with certain things, pretty smart
>can talk alot
>some other shit idek

>>24137944
I'm new to this, but I like what I read lol

>>24137948
this is me

24/f
I don't like talking about myself
master's student
casual gamer
casual lifter
my two favorite shows are it's always sunny and tim and eric
reading is fun
I used to be on a competitive lumberjack team


I really hate blabbing about myself unless someone asks specific questions. This is more than enough

>>24137955
add me on skype douched_canoe

>>24137906
fuq I didn't know you were that tall, amigo

>>24137960
Comp Lumberjack wut

>>24134881
#Team triss

>>24137963
oooooooooooookkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

>>24137960
>tim and eric
U got kik?

>>24133284
Very open to new experiences, constantly seeking and engaging in novel experiences, enjoys though provoking discussion, high energy, loves dancing, goofy, likes drugs.
18/m/727 FL

>>24137960
what are your maxes like also what do you do on a lumberjack team?

>>24137967
competitive woodchopping
YA DIG

>>24137976
sorry I only have a cinco fone
but nah I don't, I just talk on here m8

>>24137964
do you know me?

>>24137983
Well got skype or anything cause I've got a schlaang super seat perfect for you. And remember if you're not sitting in a schlaang super seat well you're just not sitting down at all

>>24137979
they're embarrassing. I enjoy running quite a bit more than lifting...will never make it
I enjoyed woodsplitting and axe throw the most

>>24137990
you remind me of someone who posts in the chat threads

>>24137992
I've been sitting in the wrong places my whole life............
I never asked for this

M/19
WA, US
5'10"
skinny but working out
INTJ
straight
shy at first
really bad at initiation
awkward and introverted
love strategy
hard working
dark/retarded humor
really calm
collective
impulsive
kind
logical
I guess smart?
love all music, but mainly jazz, punk and rap.
100% don't have aspersers

>>24138005
well, I used to post in there maybe I'm the guy

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>>24138005
Haha ya blew it

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>>24138010

>100% dont have aspersers
It's okay my son

>>24138015
your thing for weather and the fact that you're from oz gives you away <99999

>>24138021
...............................capice?

>>24138035
It's so rare and beautiful to find other people especially girls who know or like tim and eric (especially in the uk) just like pissman's mustard it really enhances the flavor of every dish and I use it on everything

>>24138039
ah fug..I am a humble ameriburger
kek, I tried pushing anything t&e related to my friends a few years ago, but no one was receptive to it. I have retreated into my corner.
yoooooo I just discovered pissman's a few weeks ago...truly a #gamechanger
dat honey mustard recipe

>>24138049
Hey guess what ..
It's free real estate
And I lived in america for a decade growing up iz reet

>28/M/USA
>Straight.
>INTJ.
>Only drinks socially.
>Does not smoke nor do drugs, hates those that do drugs.
>Night owl or more accurately, a vampire.
>Listens to Chillout and music that has a nice melody without the over use of lyrics.
>Watches anime, but not the moeblob kind.
>Plays PC games and PS4 games, that are typically co-operative and MMORPG.
>Is really good at Chess.
>Been told he has a very deep voice, like those that are jazzy-radio voices.
>Openly perverted.
>A goodguygreg type of guy who wants everyone to be happy, but was taken advantage of and is now an empty battery with nothing left to give.
>Wants to kill himself at the age of 30 if he doesn't find happiness with a girl that cares about him.
>Alone.

>>24138049
We sadly don't have any married news teams in a tri county area In the uj though

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>>24138062
Uk*

>>24138035
I think I know who this is. do you study geology?

22/F
Fidgety and low attention span lol
Not interested in tv, movies, video games
Sometimes like music
Love doing sport and being active
Active wear
Love to feel like I'm bettering myself
Very happy and like to smile and laugh
Sometimes clingy, need to cuddle
Love memes and middle aged lady wine humour
Loves wine (and most alcohol..)
420, ( but if you offer me any other drugs I will take them)
Love cooking
Very polite, use to be kinda shy but idc anymore
Have had some bad experiences in life
Empathetic
Can and have lashed out if provoked
Tall and strong rrrr
100% perv
My family is no1
Struggle to make lasting friendships lol
Not as reckless as I use to be, but still pretty reckless
Very approachable (especially to middle aged men ??)
Still like a bit of romance
But also poop humour
Hates cities
Needs to live by the sea

>>24138060
I want to know what ur voice sounds like

>>24138069
kek, I like uj better
wtf where did u live, u traitor

>>24138071
awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>24138078
Into voices?

>>24138084
fug yeah, the deeper the better

>>24138071
I go sleep nao
u should post vocaroo someday. your accent will delight me

>>24138080
North east where the cavs roam free and champions

>>24138094
that's my region, son
you're iiiighhttt

>>24138107
You live in ohio?

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>>24133284
>M/21
>INFJ
>5' 11''
>Thin yet works physically
>Into girls
>Funny at times
>Bizarre sense of humour
>Socially awkward
>Appears angry due to male resting bitch face but brightens up the moment I'm talking or near someone I like being around
>Initially shy then opens up a ton
>Both loud and quiet
>Love games, anime, and manga
>Introverted but occasionally likes partying and drinking with friends, stays away from drugs
>Hard working
>Calm but gets rowdy
>Logical
>Kind
>Enjoy playful shit talking
>Somewhat kinky but like vanilla/loving best
>Love hugs, cuddling, and hand holding
>Loyal, dislikes polygamy and despises cheating

I'm ready for no replies due to
>straight

>>24138078
You might be too young to hear my voice. It's made some of my previous female friends think in my voice, as their conscious.

>>24138129
GIBBEEEEE

>>24138129
Lel, are you me?

>>24138135
My voice is deeply dangerous, it might make you want to do things. If you're courageous, post your Skype info.

>M/22/straight
>lives in NYC, one of the few nice neighborhoods in Brooklyn
>introverted
>almost always grumpy, have a need to complain/argue about something. Pls argue with me.
>Cynical and and I'm highly distrustful of people. I'm either too shy to approach them or too abrasive to make them think positive of me.
>kind of a man whore, I'm good looking, so despite my personality I've gotten a lot of one night stands and flings. Never left me feeling any happier though.
>It's been years since I was in a truly stable relationship.
>Won't deny I have pretty sexist tendencies. Fucked too many women with boyfriends so I'm not very trusting towards women. A friend once called me out and said I don't have a positive view of women because I only go for easy slags. Fucked with my head.
>I procrastinate a lot, i'm working on it.
>Love to play video games but either have no time or not it the mood these days.
>A Struggling Actor in the City going to school. Family is poor so I've pretty much supported myself past few years.
>I act aloof, detached and distance from people. Really I just wanna snuggle and hug and hold hands after Kinky, meaningful sex.
>Into thicker girls. HIGH TEST.
>Been writing poetry, submitted a few for publication, waiting to hear back
>People say I'm funny

I dunno

>>24138167
>>24137963
im lazy <3

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I am F/21~25. I am around 5'5", give or take, and my weight is proportionate to my height.
I am casual, friendly, and down-to-earth. I am a decent person-- I know what is right and wrong; my morals aren't too farfetched from what would be typical to a relatively normal kid who grew up in a medium to upper-medium class area. I am a dreamer, most of my days are spent daydreaming, and when not, I am playing video games, trying to get exercise, or occasionally hanging out with my few friends. I know that I have to pay my dues, though sometimes I wish this weren't the case. I try not to complain, or judge others harshly, but sometimes I will. I am not overly dramatic, nor am I insensitive to the heart and its capacity to love, or feel broken. In fact, I am a hopeless romantic. I love the stars; I consider myself a spiritually agnostic person - it is more important to care about al people instead of caring about what they believe or why it might be wrong or right.

I am a freak in the sheets! I have a high sex-drive but I am very loyal. I love to get kinky and I love when he proves to me, in the stickiest of ways, that he wants me. I am confident inside the bedroom, but sometimes I am shy outside of it. For the most part, I can hold a conversation-- sometimes I'd rather sit in silence and know that somebody else is there beside me and not expecting me to talk.

I enjoy music, but I am not overly passionate about it all. I do have a handful of bands that I like a lot, but I am not annoying about it.
I am not very particular about what I wear; though I always dress to impress because this is important wherever you go. For the most part, if I am comfortable in it, then I wear it. I do have a soft spot for sundresses and pretty panties under them. I smoke and drink on occasion, and am in touch with my feminine nature.

Kik: Kbode123

>inb4 people don't read the description of the thread and message me thinking I'm a girl, pic semi-related if that happens.

20/M/NL
>very clumsy due to my length, 6'7
>get rated around an 8, dunno why but hey ill take it
>love sport, train about 5 times a week, not weights just Athletics
>falls asleep very fast at unusal monents.
>like to cook
>bit of an emotional robot
>weird sense of humour
>decently social
>bad at starting conversations
>i overthink things a lot, bad scenario thinker..
>like to just be around someone even when were not doing anything
>casual gamer, play a lot of games like Isaac, crypt of the necrodancer and gungeon. But Started overwatch recently but I'm pretty bad at that tough.
>bit of a procastinator
>really love old movies

Yeah that kinda sums it up i guess

>>24138214
>inb4 people don't read the description of the thread and message me thinking I'm a girl, pic semi-related if that happens.
Looks like it's you that did not read the description of the thread.

You're supposed to be posting yourself as if posting your ideal partner.

20m germany
socially anxious
6'1
like to go to the gym
nauseatingly Pro-American and Pro-Israel
interested in Japan but I'm not really into manga and anime
love Music, /mu/ used to be my main board
obsessed with big asses and slightly chubby girls

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I'm female. This is my current ideal partner:

>I'm a cultured Asian man, but not to the point of incompatibility.

>18~30 years old.

>I enjoy cooperative activities like video games, exploring a town together, etc.

>I take care of my hygiene.

>I will support my partner with what she wants to do in life, but also push her to try new things (not too hard though).

>I have my own ambitions in life and am not a NEET. I enjoy being pushed to try new things in return.

>I'm faithful to my partner and enjoy intimacy a few times a week up to every day.

>I love humor (obviously why I go on 4chan) and love to laugh and make jokes.

>I also am very thoughtful and can talk about any topic with my partner. I've given thought to the purpose of life, my moral code, and what I want in a partner.

>I pay attention to what I wear but I'm not super picky or super sloppy.

>I'm a compassionate man with a heart for animals and those in need.

>I know, however, when to not let others walk on me, and I protect my partner when she needs me.

>I pay attention to the news and goings-on of the world. I'm usually up-to-date on current events and I'm just generally aware of my environment.

>I can both be motivational (walking, working out, swimming, etc.) but I also embrace lazy days (TV, video games, etc.)

>I enjoy physically touching my partner, cuddling, being affectionate and lovey-dovey. I don't overdo it in broad public though!

[email protected]
Subject line: "4channer Friend"

>>24138295
I match a lot of those, however, you're supposed to be posting about you and your personality and not what type of person you are looking for.

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M/29

Looking for a clean Aryan girl who can disassemble and maintain firearms.

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20/F/England.

Straight, I think
Writes poetry
Paints all day
Drinks a bit
Super sensitive
5'6"
Plays bass
Cool accent?
Cooks yummys
plays fo shelter sometimes
Attracted to beard, muscle & confidence cus shallow
Looks strange (my momma coalburned, I have blonde curly hair, green eyes & skin that changes tone wtf bro)

Okay that's it.
That was fun.

>>24138471
you sound interesting. kik?

>>24138437
what is meant by clean lol

>describe personality
>everyone: asl, im this tall, i play sports and draw, i liek muzik

thats not your fucking personality why are you all such goddam idiots

>>24138505
Not a degenerate whore with tattoos or addictions.

Clean.

>>24138506
So you're saying interests arent a part of your personality? Should I facepalm now or later?

>>24137845
Blue eyes and posted in threads of before and and after lost weight?

26/f
Short and not obese
Plays a lot of video games
Writes short stories and slam poetry but too afraid of public speaking to perform it
Loves animals and spends a lot of time with the animals she has
Really into reading especially sci Fi, fantasy and history books
Has a pretty great career and can take care of herself
Loves visiting new places
Often can be caught singing old school 90s pop songs to herself
Is super affectionate and cuddly
Quotes movies on a constant basis and loves when people can keep up
Witty and kind of a sarcastic asshole

>>24138558
they're not....

>the combination of characteristics or qualities that form an individual's distinctive character

>>24138569
you sound cool. 23 m here. Wanna chat?

>>24138573
however, i really didnt expect the majority of morons from /soc/ to be able to understand how to analyze or describe their personalities

>>24138574
Anyone could put female in their description and you would think they sound "cool" fucking retard

>>24138584
For real

And its shocking how most of these descriptions portray you to be a normal person. Youre all on 4chan trying to find someone to date, mental illness or mental retardation should probably be listed....

>20M
>Funny
>Crass and abrasive
>Soft spoken when not around friends
>Plays alot of vidya
>Likes RP on MMOs
>Somewhat skinny, more skinny fat
>Need to work out but procrastinate too much
>Always horny
>Going to school for electrical
>Works wageslave job in school still

21/m
optimistic & positive
tall, /fit/
straightforward & funny
spontaneous
open & interested in most things
high sex drive

>>24133284
M/20
Introvert
Above average Intelligence
Dark/Dry sense of humor
6'4" and in decent shape
Average looks
Love music and film
Plays vidya
High sex drive
Love music film and literature
Used to do a lot of drugs
Always down to do something

Kik is Unlucker

>>24134284
The protracted agony of never being able to contact you, due to the fact that, most likely, you would never be looking at this thread at this point in time.

I was too late.

:"""^ ) Salute me, comrades, for I have failed.

>>24138471
>>24138669
The ride never stops.

20/F
Medical Student
MtF Transgender
Asian Hispanic (Japanese Guatemalan)
Quiet
Angry Neutral Face
Dark humor
Schizophrenic & Psychopath
Loves collecting medieval weapons
Strategy Games
Opiates and Shoegaze = <3
Loves nonsensical, dada-esque content and art like YTP, Nonsense Poetry, Graphical Messes
Sadist
Loves Philosophy
Far left Authoriarian
Ex SJW; had a falling out due to differences in thought; now antipathic towards modern Social Justice
Shoegazer
Mildly Racist
Knows 7 Languages
Creates Conlangs in spare time
More interested in Romance than Sex
Only interested in Women
Enjoys antagonizing others
Piss poor physical and mental health

M/26

Currently rediscovering myself after a mental breakdown
Tall
Interested in how people rationalise life
Currently working to take advantage of all the opportunities I have in life
I can't abide leaving people to loneliness
Loves exploring how the tiny decisions people make snowball in peoples lives
Fittingly prior to all this I was a chemical engineer in a nanotech based application
Loves cooking
Pushing myself to do more with myself
Wants to learn how to dance

>>24138780
>chemical engineer in a nanotech based application
I would have pursued nanotechnology instead of applied physics/programming had I the money to.

>>24138669
>>24138674
b-b-b-b-but im around doe m8

>>24138926
-Oh hai. It is I, your senpai.

How's it hanging?

On a side, but not unrelated note. Is there a way we could keep in touch?

Oh. Yeah. This is me:

23/M/ Ugh. Will provide information if inquired further.

Straight as an arrow.
Art fag with not so much time anymore.
Teacher for trade, illustrator at heart.

-Likes to roleplay (Non-sexual), write and work on books that probably will never be published, but they should.

-Also enjoys tabletop, but hardly does he ever manage to find an acceptably consistent group. C'est la vie.

Drinks just as well, but prefers mead and ale to all else.

6 feet tall. Plain and simple.

-Hispanic accent. Such is life.

I can't cook for shit, but I am one hell of a food appreciator.

( Is that a picture from Neko Atsumi? This bitch Tubs keeps on devouring all of my expensive goldfish food, and yet, never have I been able to snap a photo of the bastard.)

/fit/ but rather than being big, favors ottermode disposition. Finds it to be better looking as far as aresthetics goes.

Currently reading: The Damnation Game

I have a beard. It is part of me and has been born with me in nineteen ninety-two.

Maybe not a complete match, but I don't care. Brittish girls are my craving.

Have one last sime: c:

f/22
lifts
very tall
devoted
not the smartest
very affectionate to smaller people
goal oriented
social

>>24138971
Sime reads smile. I don't give a shit, but I cringed over that one.

>>24138973
Kik?

>>24138979
i dont have a kik, i have a skype though, LoverSasha

F 23
Sadisticly emotional
Manipulative
High maintenance
Funny
Wild
Good time girl
Honest
Relationship loyal
Loves trying new foods
Awkwardly unsociable at first
Everything sexual

>>24139075
kik?

>>24139075
hi i'm more or less these traits and i'm literally looking for someone to fuck me up and manipulate me how's it going
M 18
Talkative
Whiny
Gullible
Honest
Confident
Affectionate
Anxious

>>24138074
you sound like a good match I love being active and the ocean

we should chat my kik is Gazorpazorps

>>24138971
gib kik

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I'm going through some things with myself and what I don't need is a functional healthy relationship. I'm looking for somebody to fuck me up thank you
Skype: GIFFYBOX

ME:
>18
>really into sociology
>really into personality charts/quizzes/tests
>ENFP
> Day drinks/ occasionally smokes weed
>completely functional human being
>lowkey falling apart
>really into films and movies
>emotional... like im really emotional sometimes
>sensitive
>really trusting
>social butterfly
>ANXIOUS
>loyal
>completely transparent
>loves to be vulnerable
>affectionate
>a bit needy
>kind of sad sometimes. kind of really happy


Ideal Mate:
>19 and up
>Witty
>manipulative
>sadistic
>affectionate
>caring
>mean
>engaging
>weirdo
>open to any topic
>will entertain the crazy things i say

>>24133824
>>24133978
>>24136822
>>24137960
>>24138471
>>24139075
You all seem cool, hmu on skype or kik it's gstoka.

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-Female / 19 / 'Merica
-Mixed ethnicity
-5'4"
-Chubster, but I'm workin' on it
-Pansexual, I think?
-Egalitarian
-Shy/introverted
-Sarcastic
-Artistic
-Resilient
-Knowledgeable about some stuff, dumb about others
-Passionate about things I care about
-Spaces out often
-Kissless virgin
-Too nice and generous for my own good
-Has a hard time saying no to people
-Kinky/closet freak
-Depression and ADHD
-Can't stand gore
-Likes memes in smaaaall doses
-Likes vidyas (mostly Nintendo)
-Likes many genres of music (mostly rock and alternative)
-Likes watching YouTube videos (Cr1tikal makes me moist)
-Enjoys laughing at SJWs sometimes
-Loves cis white males <3

I'm not sure what else to say without rambling...

>>24138116
Sounds pretty similar to me anon

RIP no replies

>>24139129
It's Jayrados

Hit me up.

>>24139164
O hai

Where ya from? :3

>>24139183
West coast represeeeeent.

You?

>>24136672
NY! What's your Kik? Mine is Vineclaw

>>24139189
East Coast :C

>>24139259
Damn. Everyone's always in the east... :/

-26 Male.
-Heterosexual
-Polymath
-Traditional values
-Highly values duty and loyalty
-Driven, to the point of stubborn.
-Penchant for sarcasm.
-Tends not to smile outside of conversation.
-Rarely genuinely angry at people.
-Life long appreciation of the martial arts.
-Likes to draw, cook and bake.
-When given the time, enjoys learning languages.
-Self-taught guitarist (Albeit not a very good one), also plays the Berimbau.
-Generally right wing, to varying degrees.

>>24139270
east is beast :c

-20 f usa
-5'7
-likes animals
-likes small talk, but a lot of talking
-not shy, really open
-enjoys swimming, hiking, etc
-likes sleeping, cuddles stories
-i like psychology and other stuff
-im really funny, not a really serious person
-submissive
-likes eating healthy, exercising is fun
-likes helping other people
-sexual but hates when it happens
-can hate someone then love them next minute
-people trust me really easily
-its like i change myself according to who i talk to
-will make other people make me self destruct to avoid responsibility
-but i really just like destroying them??


if u wanna talk just leave ur kik/skype, always willing to make friends

>>24139303

KiK me:

HeGotDaShrimp

My personality....
Kind and considerate
Selfish, crass, abrasive at times
Humorous and easy going
Spiritual, in love with nature
Quiet in most social settings, shy
Loud and rambunctious around familiar people/friends
Confident and assertive in relationships
Hungry for knowledge, constantly educating myself and learning/reading
Adventurous
Generally optimistic when not riddled with anxiety and paranoia

24 year old female

>>24139303
Kik is FlatNote

You are like...my female double

>>24138214
>inb4 people think I'm a girl
>starts off with "I'm a F"

20/f/Iceland
-5'6
-like drawing
-vidja
-dogs
-cartoons
-fashion
-working out
-Talk a lot one on one but very little in a crowd
-average weight but curvy (working on being fit curvy)
-Incredibly anxious
-cry a lot over stupid shit
-Submissive
-High sex drive 3/4 weeks a month
-Social anxiety
-almost no self-esteem or confidence

>>24139286
West is beast :3

>>24139529
Kik?

>>24139536
I don't have one but I guess I'll make one

>>24139540
You should i would love to talk a bit

>>24139529
I love dogs and video games cry over sad stuff but only when it involves the death of animals or mistreated old people
Visited Iceland about a year ago loved every moment of it thinking about going agian :)
HMU on Kik: daniel_levin2 or Snapchat daniellevin2

>>24139563
Oh and I forgot in pretty curvy too and I don't have social anxiety I just dislike most people but I'm very open

>>24139399
do you have kik.

You sound fun to talk with

>>24139559
>>24139529
Kik is Arihijack

>>24139540
Add me too, we seem to have most of the same interests. Kik is Racehorse1
M/19/NJ, straight
6'3
Love Powerlifting and Strongman
Like videogames
Love animals
Anime is good once in a while
Like hiking, swimming
Terrible at art but can appreciate it, like all kinds of music
Not very active socially, don't like partying
Like staying at home but will go out if you want
Like food
Don't drink or smoke, not opposed if you do in moderation
Have been told I'm overly protective
Enjoy just being with SO

Kik is Racehorse1, snap is maxs65

>>24138430
Ah. WELP.

>Almost 20.

>Blonde hair, green eyes.

>A lot of the same qualities as I hope to find in someone else (thoughtfulness, compassionate, loves animals, ambitious, etc.)

>Loves vidya games, reading books, watching movies, writing; I'm very creative and love to become immersed in another world.

>I enjoy trying new things, seeing new places, eating different food -- just having new experiences and memories. But on the flip side I can be neurotic with my food and scared of some things. I try to push myself, and I know my own boundaries.

>I'm pretty quiet and nervous when meeting someone irl, but once I warm up I'm very friendly and full of jokes (when really warmed up, even edgy and borderline savage). Dark humor is beautiful.

>I'm a business admin. major only because entrepreneurship is more like a minor. I enjoy learning and going to school. Business is so fun, and I want to be the boss in anything (projects, assignments, clubs, businesses, etc.) I also find it fun to follow and be support, but my career goal is to be an entrepreneur. I love organizing projects, directing a team to create good work (or at least I hope), and coming up with concepts.

>I don't exactly dress professionally that often though. I have a very laidback casual punk look. I like to be comfortable and wear a mixture of cute leggings and jackets with cool graphic tees and converse. I know how to dress up, though, when it's time for that.

>Possibly a quirky plus, but I can be scatter brained, blank out, forgetful, and clumsy. Working on it.

>I get stressed out easily sometimes, but I'm good at handling pressure and deadlines. In arguments as well, I try to talk things out and make compromises.

>I'm a soft chub (140ish pounds) so good for cuddling, loving, and I can kind of keep up when walking around together. Also 5'4" (average female height).

>I'm very much a spiritual hippie, without the signature full skirt and rolled joint. I love animals, keeping the environment

>>24139707
Well shit I rambled on. I guess that's good enough for 4chan.

>>24139707
Have Kik?

>>24139729
Yes, but you should email first (left in my first post).

>>24138878

The area is incredibly interesting, it'll hide some of the biggest discoveries of our life time I promise you.

>>24139729
Never mind, not into white guys. Sorry.

>>24135578
Kek, you are not even trying

M/19
Snarky, but funny
Extroverted
Sarcastic asshole, but actually a very charitable, kind-hearted dude
Bicurious
7/10 cute
Well-dressed
Vegan-ish
Goes to punk shows
Great in the sack

27/m
Ridiculously tall (6'8)
Chubs
MtG
Fantasy books
Find myself funny. (And so do others occasionally)
Loves animals (Have cat but miss dogs)
Loves snuggling.
Long hair.
Drinking but no smoking.
Okay with soft drugs.
No tatoos yet, but have one planned.
Don't make much money, but don't really spend any either. Saving up for probably something stupid.

>>24133284
23/M
Like doing what I want when I want
Reserved
Introverted
Stoic exterior
Probably unsuitable for relationships

Alone forever? I think so lmfao.

>>24134100
I also do the maths and phil whats ur kik?

21/m/USA

Caring
Affectionate, almost clingy
Music
Music
Music
Guitar
Piano
Music
Artistic
Sarcastic and dry humor
Loves animals
Understanding of mental illness and having a bad day

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Reposting yet again!

>22 year old ambitious slav in Scotland
>doing acting in college
>extremely passionate about my subject and future career
>hard working and I try to be reliable, but there's only so much I can do and so much I know
>honest to a fault
>170 cm (5'6) height, 50 kg(??? pounds) of weight, thin but a bit toned from my part-time work as a waiter (veiny hands included)
>introverted but I love to go out with friends for drinks or parties
>REALLY dark sense of humor, example:
Friend: 'Good things come to those who wait.'
Me: 'Yeah well those African kids have been waiting for food for a while and I haven't see them getting anything either.' (I'm sorry)
>like to listen to music, read books, watch films and play games/tabletop with people online
>chirpy but sometimes I like to cool down for a bit
>really into hugs, cuddles and naps
>not a rich guy, most of my money goes to food and rent

My photo is on skype: g1ebguy

everytime i want to fill up one of these i realise how little i know about myself fuck

>>24138563
blue eyes but havent lost weight really?

>>24138295
>I'm a cultured Asian man, but not to the point of incompatibility.

What does this mean?

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>27/f
>autistic
>artistic, well read, know lots about media
>about 110 lbs, 5'4, purple hair (atm)
>likes dogs and candy
>clingy, shy and extraordinarily dorky
>likes vidya games and comic books
>a writer
>very dark, cynical sense of humor, almost to the point of making others uncomfortable
>likes girls
>very introverted, likes to do things around the house, ie; garden and clean
>likes spooky stuff like cryptozoology and ouija boards/practices witchcraft

idk i've never been good at talking about myself.

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>>24140463
this one?

>>24140794
Kik? I need other writing friends. Mayhap roleplay companions, due to all communities that I have partook in turning out to be a steamy pile of feces.

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>>24140794
>likes spooky stuff
>likes girls

Ugh fuck it.
23/f. Into guys and gals
Needy
Sarcastic
Total asshole
Affectionate
Shitty self esteem sometimes
Other times I'm pretty confident
Chubby
Probably ugly idk
Constantly watching Netflix
Loves shitty memes
Like to drink
I could probably ramble about a lot of shit
Obsessed with makeup and YouTube
Likes sexual tension

Let's be friends at least

>>24141120
Please live in New York.

>>24141165
Sadly I don't but I do live on the east coast and not too, too far away

>>24133299
>>24134284
>>24136822
>>24137960
>>24138074
>>24138471
>>24138295
>>24138569
>>24139075
>>24139164
>>24139399
>>24139529
>>24139707
>>24140794
>>24141120
Call me some pathetic shit but yes I'm turning to the Internet's and even 4chan for a potential life partner. I believe that behind all the shitposting and asshattery that occurs on 4chan even you guys have something beautiful down beneath.

26/M/Cali
Just a simple person looking for the bonding of souls. I accept people for who they are within and refuse to open up unless you decide im worth your time.

kik: retheron

>>24141120
A needy rambling sarcastic sexually tense asshole? PERFECT!
Got a means of contact? Hell I'm even east coast.

>>24139164
Where on the west coast?
I'm pretty much the same, except I'm:

>Couple years older
>Whitey white white
>Skellybones
>Social
>Not sarcastic
>Not klv
>Closet meme slut (I avoid spouting them)
>Idk who Cr1tikal is

Everything else is the same, down to the height. And if your last line is any indication, same with rambling too. :)

>>24138074
A QT shy perv who loves alcohol?
Sign me the fuck up

My skype is cornstorch

I hope we're compatible

>>24141219
I do. I don't really wanna post my skype on here. Not out of fear, just a ton of friend requests can be annoying and overwhelming. Can I post a throw away email?

>>24141213
I feel a little bad saying this, but you really are being a pathetic shit. Did you reply to every girl that posted in this thread? That's realy sad. I really do hope you find someone for you, from the bottom of my heart dude, but doing this will get pity replies at most. You should have some sort of standards. Go outside, meet some people. I'm sure you've been told this so many times before, but you need a girl who can hug you back. Best of luck to you, anon.

>>24141235
I'd also love to chat if your interested. My posts above. And a throwaway email would be fine!

>>24141201
Kik? I don't care about distances. I travel all the time anyways

>>24141235
I understand I'm contributing to all these random assholes you wanted to avoid, but I'd at least like to be casual friends. You aren't my type sexually, but you seem like you'd be fun to have around

>>24141219
>>24141254
>>24141257
>>24141262
Eh, for anyone that would wanna be friends or whatever just email me at [email protected]

>>24133284
28
M
Capable
Motivated
Cocky
Persistent
Silly, dark, sick, twisted, leave-no-stone-unturned sort of humor
Love good music, movies, and books
Love good food, fine wine, shopping, traveling
No anime or vidya (believe it or not)

>>24141272
You sound p enjoyable

>>24141292
dat sarcasm kek

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23
F
bisexual
chubby
Tall
blonde
into horror
Outgoing
Blunt/straightforward
ENTP
can be /pol/ at times

>>24141330
This really all depends on what kind of horror you like

>>24141300
I wasn't being sarcastic!!!

>>24141343
I'm into all things horror, honestly. Movie wise I love B movies, mind fucks, found footage, paranormal. If its horror I'm into it.

>>24141348
No? You're from NY, huh? We're neighbors lol (CT here)

>>24141355
Favorite title?

Also- Just horror movies, or more like, a well versed person? In the means of: Books? Other medias? Video games?

>>24141330
>dat pic
>implying the stars we see are several million lightyears from Earth
>implying stars have a lifespan of only several million years
The farthest visible stars are only several thousand lightyears from Earth. Stars live at minimum several million years, but often many billions of years. Your image is invalid. Most, if not all, stars that we see are still alive.

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>>24141355
You say that, but what of this?

Surely you didn't mean ALL kinds of horror

>>24141383
Billions of years old? Really? Damn... old-ass, intergalactic, geriatric-asa mother fucking stars!

Shhhhhiiiiiet

>>24141398
ass*

18/m
5'11"
live in Southern California (San Diego)
studying computer sci and math
not fit but not unfit (just average)
glasses
surfs occasionally
smokes weed occasionally (once every month or two)
plays vidya (Dark Souls, Emulated Smash Bros, LoL, OW)
favorite movies: The Big Lebowski, 2001, Django Unchained, Blazing Saddles
favorite books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The 48 Laws of Power
codes (mainly web stuff but some C++ and Python)
Skype: iamriles Steam: iamriles

>>24141874
>the 48 laws of power

My nigga

>>24141940
have you read mastery? I hear its pretty good aswell

>>24141990
It's on my to-read list along with umpteen other books. I've been so lazy lately

22 M
Bored
I like to play PS4 sometimes
I draw on my wacom tablet a lot
I love anime currently watching taboo tattoo and dragonball super

kik: goodvib3sb
skype: skysuave

21 Male
Got pretty decent at entertaining myself
Discgolf and bike rides
Cough medicine and Greenleaf
Animal Crossing is great
Amiibo Festival as a drinking game
Making up ghost stories
Getting humped by a dog is a compliment
Eggs could go on anything
Use honesty as a weapon
Open about the embarrassing things that make me happy and sad to be me
Into head scratches
Work 3rd shift and going to college for communications
Dangerous moped rides
Playing homeless some nights and make a playground into a home for the night
Can take an insult
Grown up Conor Oberst and The Talking Heads are pretty up there in the favorite music list
Books are sweet.
Eat pudding an hello cups without a spoon
Don't trust people with blue eyes
Life's a series of tests and trails and everything was put in front of me and you for some reason
Snapchat: dakdompson

>>24142049
Everclear got changed to Greenleaf. I don't check for errors. That's a selling point.

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>>24133284
>F
>alive (or not, either's cool)
>redhead
>into whatever
>doesn't want to fuck
>fell for the thinkpad meme
>has shitposting trophies
>liking spidey comics is a plus

>>24141221
Oh cool!

I'm from Cali. :)

>>24138471
Hey you write poetry

Would love to trade pieces

My email is [email protected]

my kik is Gazorpazorps

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>>24140879
>>24140879
I switched to phone so different ID but no, that's not me lmao

>that's me

>>24137822
kik/skype?

>>24142112
>f
>fell for the thinkpad meme

are you a /g/irl?

>>24136822
>Slavic
>harsh music
Literally marry me senpai

Actually though my kik is Rigwald if you want to talk about weird Slavic metal

>>24140576
*on my computer*

It means that they don't value their traditions or whatever customs they follow to the point where they tell me I'm wrong for being myself or I'm rude when I'm doing something completely normal in America, etc. I've dealt with this before and it just makes me feel like crap.

>>24142365
Fuck it I might as well do the thread. That was poorly phrased but idc because I'm tired

>19/m/us
>straight
>nerd
>mostly care about school atm
>electrical and computer engineering major
>programming is neat
>alternate between being incredibly motivated and a lazy piece of shit
>music
>MUSIC
>weird ass metal, indie trash, whatever weird shit I find on the Internet
>play saxophone, guitar, bass, have fucked around with composition on computer as well
>some vidya but it's not a huge part of my personality or anything
>don't watch any TV/anime really but I won't judge if you do as long as you don't type/talk like a stereotypical weeb
>want to get into movies as a serious art form
>meme hipster, irony is life
>alcohol is ok, weed is better, curious about other shit but idk
>mostly just want to ramble about shit that I like because I'm a nerd

Kik: Rigwald

Hmu if you want to talk about weird music or whatever else you're irrationally obsessed with

People I think I might get along with
>>24136822
>>24141120
>>24133978

Guess I'll post mine again. All I'm looking for is a cute person with a nice voice to play video games with close to my age. Seems impossible

26/f
Short and not obese
Plays a lot of video games
Writes short stories and slam poetry but too afraid of public speaking to perform it
Loves animals and spends a lot of time with the animals she has
Really into reading especially sci Fi, fantasy and history books
Has a pretty great career and can take care of herself
Loves visiting new places
Often can be caught singing old school 90s pop songs to herself
Is super affectionate and cuddly
Quotes movies on a constant basis and loves when people can keep up
Witty and kind of a sarcastic asshole

m/22
broken
depressive
loner
hard worker
tough
assertive
worker
alcoholic
intuitive
goal oriented


im a cook. We are all shitty people.

>>24142435
What games?

>>24142435
I like the cut of your jib. What games do you play?

m/24
slim, almost skeletal possibly 120 wet
short about 5.4
socially awkward
heart on sleeve
lots of love to give
struggling to find self
really just want someone to cuddle up to

>>24142445
>>24142458
I play a lot of different things. League of Legends, CS:GO, Hearthstone occasionally, smite, HoTS, Left 4 Dead 2, the Borderlands Series, etc.

>>24142496
What servers?

>21, female
>5'7", skinny
>neet
>addicted to video games and porn
>pothead
>pure innocent virgin

Favorite TV shows: black books, home movies, the twilight zone, star trek
I have a dog if that helps.

>>24142518
NA on all of them.

>>24142527
Ah well, that leaves only Hearthstone, which I recently uninstalled. Good luck.

>>24142527
I play all those things! Except for cs:go. I just have to wait for a new graphics card to get here because mine shut the bed and I'm stuck on my tablet.

30/m
Canadian
In relationship
Own house together
Anxiety disorder
Used to be pothead
Love cats
Feel unfulfilled with life
Desire to leave and travel
Workout slot
Love any sport
Depression
Scattered
Have many ideas can't follow through
Coasting through life
No Kiki or Skype
Outgoing
Danks memes
Easy going
Music
Nature

>>24142554
Do you have Skype?

M/19
straight
skinny
chinless
5'9" "king of manlets"
long blonde hair
homebody
sub-ish vanilla virgin
infinite chill
opposite of clingy
vaguely artsy, can draw/sing
play fighting games
into generic acoustic indie and chill(hop/wave/beats/whatever)
vague plebby taste in shows/movies
smoke weed everyday (never talk about how high I am)

>>24133299
Kik me? f1rew4ll

M/18
A little chubby.
5'7"
Very calm and chill about most things and always willing to talk to anyone about a problem they're going through.
Gamer but not a fat neck beard type.
I like to get out and do things.
Love going to concerts usually doesn't matter the band/artist.

Kik is f1rew4ll if anyone wants to talk.

>>24142618
Yeah. It's elbowapocalypse

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31/M/Asian/6' 185lb/
Diligent
Thoughtful
Focused-but can't be distracted
Fit/lift-endurance event
minimalist
Friendly
Dad-joke.exe
politically incorrect
Gentleman-old fashioned
Definitely NOT SHY
cook-scientist, Molecular gastronomy-sous vide.
NPR/TED/Toastmaster/Economist/RAND
Old tech > New tech
Ex said I am a self centered asshole

>>24141251
Pathetic shit may be appropriate but what's wrong with putting myself out there? My standards may be lower than yours but I took the time to actually read and select people I possibly could connect with on some level. I'm not looking for something local since I want to relocate. Is there something wrong with trying to reach out and maybe find someone out there who I can set my ambitions towards? Like I mentioned earlier, I believe that behind the brutality of the your stereotypical 4chan poster, lies someone who has character, I'm sure you're not a complete cancerous douchebag right? Let me have faith in our board and don't feel bad for me. I don't and I just ended a 7 year relationship, so you definitely don't need to.

21/M/Eurofag

>Funny
>likes anime
>into tech and science
>vidya but not too hardcore
>chubby/fat
>180, 5'9 in retarded measuring unit
>knows what wants in life and works towards the goal and is decisive
>musek:rock, metal, classic, chillstep
>thoughtful
>straight
>doesnt smoke
>likes beer
>somewhat lazy but the stuff that you're passionate about u are a beast

>>24133412
Kik?

>>24134779
Kik?

>>24142931
Well i thought of a few other things

>likes cooking
>dogs
>responsible
>self proficient
>somewhat smart? but thats retarded thing to say just like me
>not into politics at all
>not creative
>bad at writing this which is why i had to make a 2nd post

>accepted the fact that im dying alone probably top kek
^contradictory since im posting this shit here but oh well...

>>24142960
AyAy.Rawn

>>24142435
I'm down to play csgo and games
Kik: Elpollol0c0

>>24136822
>Good at drawing
you got a tumblr? my skype is vtrm.vtrm

>>24142112
I have a phd in shitposting, kik is here >>24137906

>>24142339
Kik: Gazorpazorps

M/20
Funny
Quick witted
Imaginative
Can be shy
Social in small groups
Can't stand bars/clubs
Short tempered
Loyal
Good cook
Good friend

>>24143422
Fuck forgot somethings
>I love animals
>interested in History
>Love movies
>likes to camp

>>24139529

do you have skype/email

>>24142618
Mind adding me too? You seem cool and I'd love to game, plus I've been told I have a sexy voice lol
Gstoka is my Skype.

M/29
6"
150#
Fit
Respectable Career/Income
Nice Condo
Outgoing yet Seclusive
Never Cheats
Hot
Confident
Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Gamer
Motorcycles
Longboards
Artist-Painter
Musician-All Instruments
All Music

USA

m/22
>freelance illustrator/concept artist
>i like to wander around in the woods a lot
>i like antique stuff like old pistols, swords, furniture etc
>i also have the habit of imagining plots for thrillers i am probably never going to write whenever i have nothing to do
>i like fishing during the summer
>favourite season is winter though
>i love scandinavia and russia because its cold there and they have amazing landscapes
>i have politically incorrect humour
>i may appear passive towards strangers but am able to hold conversations for hours if the topic interests me
>i never celebrate anything, dont go to parties or stuff like that, all i do all day is drawing, sometimes gym, sometimes innawoods sometimes nightwalks
>i am agnostic, i enjoy the cultural influences of christianity though and i like visiting cathedrals and stuff like that
>i have a resting anger face/ dont smile a lot but that is just how i look.

Well I'm bored enough so...

>25/F/US
>pale, blue eyes, long brown hair
>5'3, avg. weight with curves in the right places
>hygienic, perfect teeth
>stable career in healthcare profession
>domestic goddess, excels at cooking, keeping my house spotless and looking nice, gardening, etc.
>completely independent
>introverted homebody, but sometimes I enjoy going out for a nice dinner and wine
>sometimes I feel awkward but I'm capable of socializing when needed
>few close friends, selective in who I associate with and especially who I open up to
>good at taking care of people, my friends call me the mom of the group
>loves dogs, hiking, biking and picnicking when it's nice out, and movies in bed on rainy weekend mornings
>into anime, manga, 3DS and N64 games, and Pokemon
>somewhat into fashion and makeup
>food and wine snob
>no drugs or smoking
>honest, loyal, protective and loving towards those close to me

>>24145161
Well you seem interesting except im 4 years younger and an eurofag :(

>>24142435
>>24142523
>>24145161
Reaching out. Looking to get to know people. Perhaps find someone, you never know.
26/M/Cali
I'll just say I love gaming and am very accepting of all
kik: Retheron

>>24143422
Aw qt3.14

>>24138602
Qt3.14

18/f
straight
Artistic/creative
Extroverted
Positive thinking and open minded
Tall (5'9")
Adventurous
Goofy/ will laugh at your stupid jokes
big into cuddling/ intimacy
Good cook
rlly nice hair
Student and part time job
will adopt pets with you

Fuck it

31/M
5'7", 130ish lbs
Brown hair, green eyes, awesome beard
Work two jobs, starting a new one next week that I'm hoping will be my only job next year.
Love craft beer, especially ipas. Don't smoke or use other drugs
Video games: platformers, adventure or Jrpgs are my usual genres.
Other interests: chess, reading, learning the keyboard, try to make it out to a few concerts a year.
Music: Indie/alt rock stuff, some video game soundtracks, piano or classical music mixes.
Very dry sense of humor. I also know a ton of shitty jokes.

>>24145745
Would go for but damn that murican shit

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24/ female
Kinda short, thick af
Open-minded
Curious
Experimental
Sexually passionate
Independent
Sentimental
Sophisticated
Sarcastic
Sensitive sometimes
Loves:
>music
>animals
>video games
>learning new things
>swimming
>reading
>crafting
>laughing
>exploring
>fucking

>>24146199
kik?

22 year old man who likes women.
5'10"
I love children's cartoons
I don't drink
I don't smoke
I'm a musician
I love old movies and cartoons
I want to come home to a big bed with lots of pillows and watch movie marathons and eat sugar cereals
I'm a stand up comedian
I'm an experimentalist in bed-- nothing turns me on more than the idea that people are turned on by things, anything, and I want to try as much as I can before I lose my sex drive in my 40's
I'm candid about my sex habits
I dress like a fucking hipster and I love it.
I talk and think about music the way a lot of people talk and think about Pokemon Go, or TV Tropes, or whatever the in thing for autists is at the moment.

- male
- straight
- might be asexual (i dont know yet)
- 20 yrs.
- 184cm.
- 78kg
- pale skin brown eyes and hair.
- really don't care about music just the lyrics. but if i have to choose one i would choose punk
- favorite video game is dayz standalone.
- i used to play soccer but i broke my ankle really bad i cant play anymore

- im super curious and ill always ask personal questions which kinda sucks.
- working at nights studying at day
- architecture student which means everyday i have a new plan of how to kill my professor.

- my last relationship was a distance relationship, it was a disaster
- i also love reading my favorite book is animal farm
- i smoke and sometimes i eat pills
that's all i guess

Male 21

In Med school
Love music
Crazy Into football
Slightly rude
Relatively high libido

Kik: awesomedayisshitty

>>24146563
Do you have a kik or anything?

-Female
-19
-bisexual
-5'6", 140lbs (thick thighs and hips, little waist, average boobs, etc. average build basically)
-fair skin, brown curly hair, hazel eyes
-plays guitar, sings, plays piano
-fav video games are portal 2 and bioshock: infinite
-watches a lot of greys anatomy
-really affectionate. uses a lot of pet names. wants to cuddle literally all the time.
-works in custom cars shop, wants to be an EMT
-just got out of two year relationship
-smokes regularly, drinks occasionally
-loves old movies and broadway musicals (Jersey Boys and RENT are my favorites)
-Used to be kind of a whore but has lots of interesting sex stories lol
-very girly, wears heels every day, gets nails done every couple weeks, etc
-I'm super shy at first but once I get to know you and your sense of humor then I open up a lot and I love to make people laugh so hopefully you'll think I'm funny idk

>>24145745
>>24146199
>>24146647
Looking to get to know someone. Respond if you want to do the same. :)
kik: Retheron

>>24145745
I bet we'do get along! Kik?

>>24141330
blunt, blonde /pol/lock. Do you have a contact I can grab?

Me:
M/20/California (Orange County) straight
>Plays Guitar and other instruments
>Was in a few local bands that didn't stay together long but for other members reasons
>Frequents /b/, /mu/ and /soc/
>Stoner but smokes less now while getting a job
>Learning to drive
>Owns a shit ton of steam games
>Goes on adventures with my room mate and our third best friend as a trio
>Likes biking and going out for walks
>Drinks occasionally to get the edge off
>Major Songwriter
>Tend to be a good listener
>Knows when to split joke time with serious time
>A bit chubby
>Likes arm wrestling cause it's a meme sport
>Occasionally plays DnD with nerd friends
>Loves music and iTunes library takes up almost all the space on my laptop
It's a long shot but hey, from my experience people on /soc/ tend to treat me better than most people I know in person
Feel free to Kik me at any time
Ukulelesock