Hi /soc/ how do I make my tinder profile optimal to get as many bitches as possible?
I'm 5'11 150lbs of skin bones, but have a solid 8.5in dong with a 5.75in girth
My interests are pretty cringy consisting anime, video games, history, and politics
I got no game and I need your help /soc/ I only have 4 matches after 6 months.
I guess it doesn't help that I don't take it too seriously and ask people if they'd ever crusade for Constantinople and restore Byzantine Empire when I match with them, but seriously how do you break the ice, I might be a lil autistic but still, I need help.
>>24129772
oh yeah pic related it's me
>>24129772
keep browsing /r9k/ youll make it bro
>>24129781
Yeah but I feel that I'm not that ugly, here's a better pic wehre I don't look like I have an imbalanced face
If I can get the normie thing down from you guys I think I can do it
>>24129792
you're gonna get the normie thing down from asking people on 4chan lol good luck
>>24129772
Don't worry man, I'm in the same boat as you.
I'm not very attractive either, maybe 5-6/10. Just keep searching. You have to remember that Tinder is full of bots, and normies who are only interested in chicken nuggets, cute animals, pokemon go and snapchat filters.
>>24129772
There's a lot of thing you can do actually.
The goal here is to show the best version of yourself. You gotta let them[girls] know that you're a good catch and that you're fun to hang out with.
First, try to get a haircut that goes well with you face. Second try taking pictures of yourself in different locations and backgrounds to show that you don't spend all your time locked up inside. Try taking pictures of yourself in different moods. For example when you're just done doing something really fun or fulfilling or when you're in a mood when you feel invincible and you could take over the world right here right now or take a picture when you're relaxed and having a good time. DON'T take pictures of yourself when you're feeling lonely or when you're looking for attention. Study body language and facial expressions to be able to tell exactly what your pose and facial expression is telling about you.
For the description, keep it short. You're most likely to put your foot in your mouth if you give too much information. You want to make sure girls get curious and want to know more about you. Keep it light, be funny. (My tinder description was "Tinderp" and I had matches).
My two cents good luck bro