NEW IMT - Ideal Mate Thread, now with pictures (if you want to).

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Me:
>18 M
>feminine baby face
>really into movies and art in general
>pretty good at drawing
>smoke a lot
>listen to post-punk, indie and cloud rap most of the time
>read a lot of books and comics in my free time
>aspiring filmmaker
>have some tattoos on my body

Her:
>absolutely need to have short hair
>ito art and museums and all that shit
>likes the same type of music
>it's open minded about trying new things in every aspect you can think of
>at least a bit insane, i like mental girls, idk why, it really gets me going knowing the girl could burn down my house at any sec and shit like that
>skinny and white as it gets OR as black as it gets

Probably it

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I don't wanna post my picture straight on /soc/, but I can send it to you upon request.

Me
>18/Male
>East Coast USA
>6'3 average build.
>Black Hair
>Brown Eyes
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Starting college in a few months.
>Spends time playing vidya and netflixing
>Not a weeb.
>Can get clingy at times but stop myself from making it get too annoying.
>Into Indie Trash (Bon Iver, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Radiohead...)
>Plays vidya
>Favorite movies are The Revenant, The Martian, Interstellar, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
>Favorite TV Shows are The Office, Mr. Robot, Lost, Rick and Morty, and House MD.
>Favorite
>Makes goofy jokes.
>Can be super serious if needed.
>Into graphic design shit
>Trying to beat the first dark souls right now send help
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can.
>Depresso but not a total downer about it.

Her
>18-22
>Female
>Location doesn't matter much.
>Funny
>Can put up with my shit
>Can be serious if needed.
>Kinda a shut in
>Introverted
>Shy
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Not a super duper weeb but a regular weeb is okay.
>Into vidya.

Skype is ionphia, kik is ionphiare.
Hit me the heck up ladies.

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Me:
19/F/USA
>super into the outdoors
>likes dogs
>confident
>don't need no man, but men are cool
>short hair 4 lyfe
>kinda chubby but I love myself so w/e
>i think I'm cute
>5'5
>blonde, green eyes, pale ish most of the time
>glasses
>couple of tattoos
>artsy kinda
>sleepy
>pop punk
>soccer
>likes edibles

Him
>confident
>taller than me
>handsome
>dark hair
>dark eyes
>pale skin probably idk
>skinny to muscular I guess
>likes the outdoors
>smart
>fun
>will do fun things with me
>spontaneous
>funny
>I don't know
>isn't a fuckboi


idk man

>>24128064
gotta kik?

Her hair has beautiful and rich colour of mahogany. Her smile is like no other smiler. Her wit is something else. Wouldn't have a clue about the laugh but surely is beautiful. She makes you happy. Has probably cancer absorbing porcelain-like skin. A straight nose, you have to have a fucking nose. Gentle lips. Would hold when weeps, would do anything to comfort. Just an illusion.

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Her
>18-25
>White.
>Good health.
>A sense of humor.
>Polite.
>Chess skills would be nice.
>Motherhood material.
>Willing to have a quiver full of children.

Me
>18
>6'0
>Blonde hair, blue eyes.
>Beard.
>Lean, getting muscular though.
>Dog-like attitude when overtly happy; otherwise, fairly stoic with occasional fits of questionable humor.
>Will probably show you off/carry you around in my arms.

Leave Kik, Skype, whatever

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Me:
>18, F
>Into heavy music
>like long walks
>enjoy getting shitfaced
>also posting nude pictures in the internet lmao
Ideal mate:
>Woody Harrelson
>If not the above, punk men r cool.
>strong facial features.
>willing to go on adventures w my dumb ass
>high sexual drive
>jackass

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>>24128341
>Into heavy music
How heavy exactly?

>>24128341
Do you like Sunn O))) ?

me:
>girl
>tx
>18
>clingy lil dryer sheet
>is funny most times
>loves "skit humor"
>really into all music
>super into cultures
>loves scary stories/folklore/legends
>also is scaredy cat
>5'3 ish
>cooks a lot of food
>loves fish/marine life

him/her:
>sweetie pie
>is ok with compliments
>cocky
>likes what I like

>>24128461
Tool, deftones, dream theater.

>>24128341
well I'm a jackass with an unusually high libido, and I'm literally down to do whatever whenever. life is short. might as well have adventures and fuck up once in a while. I think I kinda fit what you described. if I fit enough do you want my kik, snapchat, skype, or all of the above?

>>24128513
Eeee share your kik, maybe we can chitchat

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me:
>19
>skateboarding/music/vidya/art/cooking
>pretty boring personality but good listener
>bukowski

ideal mate:
>girl
>age between 17 and 35
>talks alot but has a funny accent

Me
>Male
>24
>east coast USA
>reserved and taciturn but confident/sometimes a little cocky
>white, slim body type, brown hair and eyes
>somewhat sparse lifestyle
>politically disillusioned
>pianist/keyboardist and multi-instrumentalist
>love the outdoors and staying active
>read a lot
>college educated, employed, living on my own and not a neet
>rarely play videogames anymore, don't care for anime
>pretty well adjusted if not for being so cynical
>dog lover

Her
>Intelligent
>Has her life together, more or less, or is trying to get it there
>interested in music
>has a meaningful hobby
>likes dogs

Basically just want someone I'm attracted to and who I can relate to

>>24128542
my kik is pinesol_bb
can't wait to talk

>>24128493
you sound pretty cool, got an age preference for guys?

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I'm my ideal mate. Drunk me is cute as fuck.

>>24128504
That's the sexiest thing I've heard all day
You sound like you like prog. Ever given Opeth or Tesseract a try?

>>24128561
no I do not haha

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my hobbies include video games, sleeping, smoking, and pulling grass out of the ground

my ideal mate is a cute girl who enjoys the things that I like who I can enjoy them with.

>>24128611
>pulling grass out of the ground
I am an amature grass puller.

31 yearold male here
gear
beard
long dark brown hair with glasses
electonic music is fav
vidya/tv/cuddling.

>>24128122
>Ito art... maybe a little too specific, Brobi wan Kenobi

http://www.parkerito.com

>>24128653
Yeah. Such a great experience grabbing 5 or 6 at a time and pulling not too gently while feeling it resist for a moment before the grass is ripped from the ground. The sound it makes is lovely too

Really is an underrated pleasure.

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first /soc/ post ay :^)
me:
>female
>18
>USA
>INFJ
>average height
>thin
>white (+pale)
>brown hair + eyes
>somewhat shy, at least at first
>into fitness, cooking, gardening, travel, any and all art/literature
>a lil clingy probably. I love giving affection and cuddles
uhh you can ask if you want to know more!
him
>my age or a little older
>white
>location doesn't matter
>any taller than me
>laid back but adventurous
>not a sjw
>no drugs, tattoos, piercings, not too much alcohol
>interests he can share with me. i love hearing about other peoples' passions
>will work out with me maybe?
>likes dank memes

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>>24128736
welp, that's me

my memes are extremely dank and always on point

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Reposting from last thread.

>22 year old ambitious slav in Scotland
>doing acting in college
>extremely passionate about my subject and future career
>hard working and I try to be reliable, but there's only so much I can do and so much I know
>honest to a fault
>170 cm (5'6) height, 50 kg(??? pounds) of weight, thin but a bit toned from my part-time work as a waiter (veiny hands included)
>introverted but I love to go out with friends for drinks or parties
>REALLY dark sense of humor, example:
Friend: 'Good things come to those who wait.'
Me: 'Yeah well those African kids have been waiting for food for a while and I haven't see them getting anything either.' (I'm sorry)
>like to listen to music, read books, watch films and play games/tabletop with people online
>chirpy but sometimes I like to cool down for a bit
>really into hugs, cuddles and naps
>not a rich guy, most of my money goes to food and rent

I'm not asking much:
>a girl around my age range, preferably younger
>nearby (I'm living in Fife) or not in a location that would be too expensive for either of us to travel to/from
>curvy or thin body type
>also a student or doing something
>also likes to just chill and relax
>similar interests would be great

My photo is my skype picture. It's g1ebguy if you want to hit me up.

Me
>Female 22
>5'6
>136
>Really long black hair
>Black eyes
>Less than average looking average with a little makeup
>University graduate
>Ex-weeb (Still into a little)
>Like "Geek" shit
>Into art and film
>Lazy
>Punk, pop-punk, post-punk, open to good music yet noob
>Would try things in general
>Intelligent
>confident
>One on One person
>Dislike crowds
>Dislike over expression of emotion
>Microsoft office, Photoshop, Indesign.. etc.

>Me
>24
>228lbs,not huge but I have a stomach I think I'm hwp
>5"8
>I love anime, games,manga, really anything, I don't care for horror movies but I can still watch it if requested
>I listen to classic rock, alt rock, Rock whatever, no country or rap though
>currently streaming games as a hobby and getting into the speedrunning scene
>black hair
>black eyes (so I have been told from time to time)
>whitest puerto Rican
>terrible pun maker
>lolicon
>introvert

>Her
>pale/white /tan is fine too
>black hair/brunette/blonde or any alt hair is fine too
>blue eyes are a major plus but not required
>5"5 is great
>140-180lbs
>have a cute voice, like seriously adorable
>loves to cuddle
>loves to recieve head pets
>bust size doesn't really matter, anything from cup size A to C is perfect
>loves anime,manga, and games
>long straight hair or short hair it doesn't matter
>likes the same music and some jpop, and kpop is good too
>likes non anime shows like supernatural and the like

>>24129513
Forgot to mention
>her
>age 18-25

>>24129501
Preferences though?
You sound like a cool person though.

Me
>21
>Bristol, UK
>I like to read books

Her

>18-26
>Doesn't live too far away
>Likes to read books

skype - live:aaron942010

>>24129501
What kind of geek shit are we talking here? Also, we'll need to see those black eyes.

Him
>Not pretentious or superficial
>Not sensitive
>Has something to add/contribute
>Slim
>Dark hair is huge plus

>>24129557
Not hardcore at all, I enjoy Capeshit movies, few comics, TV series
things like that.

>>24129535
Thanks.

>>24129576
Well shit, looks like I'm out of the running.

Would have been nice to be friends.

>>24129591
I don't really intend on contact fagging anyone

But I do not see how it ceased to be possible for friendship to occur based on my reply.

>>24129607
I guess I assumed too soon, my apologies I'm in a mindset where if people don't get what they want, there really isn't a point in furthering a conversation. I was semi-sort of looking to contactfag if I found someone but it's understandable if you weren't.

>>24129576
Never really got into comics, was always more interested in vidya shit. I fit 4 of your five, just have lighter brown hair.

>>24129576
got everything except dark hair( its brown)
also about comics, you like anal ford?

>>24129661
Anal Moore
Tho shouldn't have said comics tbqh cause it's just a few on my shelf beside a few Manga
Couple of Batman's, Preacher, and Transmetropolitan.

>>24129632
Understandable as well dw Anon.

>>24129653
I don't know much about vidya tbqh.

>>24129697
Thank you Anon, maybe I can change your mind about the no contactfagging?
After all, I do have the black of hair *nudge nudge*

>>24129697
Its something new to try then.

>>24129501
Damn bet you're not from somewhere in europe, that would've been too perfect..

>>24128549
Kik??

>>24129916
don't have kik but I do have skype
suskind33

>>24129931
Sent you a message

>>24129990
don't seem to have gotten anything

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Me
>Straight, 27 southern US
>Owns house, good job
>Into bands like the drums, wild beasts, Interpol, smiths, many more
>Somewhat of a homebody but also enjoys mini vacations and nature
>Ping pong / billiards pro
>Enjoys fitness.. to a degree
>Affectionate / complimentary but still dominant
>Gamer to a degree, but save it for the weekends generally

Her:
>18-30
>Thin/thick, just not fat
>Physically I'm not picky but I like pale gaunt girls
>Dresses girly, tights and dresses
>Likes indie / punk music
>Archer, eastbound and down, it's always sunny, in betweeners, WWE/NXT, trailer park boys.. definite plus
>Comic book movie interest

Never have any luck but at this point I'm just wasting time

>>24128568
Lol you sound like fun

Me
26
Male
5'10"
Hwp
West coast
Enjoys the simple things in life
Just another gamer
Looking to start life anew so west coast doesn't really apply

Her
Age: irrelevant
Height: irrelevant
Weight: healthy
Freckles
Beautiful personality
Willing to enjoy the simple things in life with me
Hopefully a gamer too

Me:
>20/M/NL
>6'7
>Short brown hair
>blue eyes
>athletic built
>decent looking
>Last year of my uni right now
>I sport a lot, like 5/6 times a week
>love to sleep, listen to music, sit and be with people without talking and just enjoying company, talking one on one
>Listen to a lot of different music, mostly pop, synth, rock
>more a one on one person not that great in groups
>get called an emotional robot a lot because i dont have them that much

Her:
>height doesnt matter
>love dark hair
>dont need to be as sporty as me
>does not want to go out that often
>likes to just sit and chill or go watch a movie or something
just be yourself, itll be fine

if someone wants to know more just add me on skype, it's Wafoltjuh

Me:
>20 Male NV
>Love reading
>Vidya (primarily grand strategy and rpg's)
>Interested in military history and politics (not an idealogue, I swear!)
>Enjoy studying languages
>Thin 6'2"
>White
>Dark blue/green eyes, long brown hair, glasses
>Extremely introverted and shy with people I don't know, talkative with those I do
>Can be a bit clingy
>Would enjoy conversations/debates about nearly anything

Her:
>18-23
>Light-skinned
>5'5"-6'
>Not chubby/fat
>Care more about having a good conversation/emotion connection than sex
>Have some similar interest (we need something to talk about)
>Introverted
>Eastern European (just a bonus point, this is an "ideal" thread after all)

Skype: Silthanos
Just ask on skype for a picture if you want

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Me:
>18
>Germany
>obviously not the prettiest or attractive guy
>1,85m tall
>chubby
>likes video games
>likes billard
>tv shows like sherlock, Doctor who
>likes romance
>likes drawing
>"nice guy"-kind of guy
>people say i have a nice voice
>likes Winter
>would like to travel
>all kinds of music as long as it doesnt make my ears bleed
i don't really know more to tell you, i mean, you can contact me anytime here
Her:
>same height or not as tall as me
>cute-ish style
>petite to chubby, as long as its not extreme in any way
>no extremely short hair, just something that suits her
>nice smile, wonderful eyes
>pleasent voice
>someone who just likes me how i am

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Me: 19 m gay
In the uk
Complete coffee autist
Enjoy poker and vidya as well as anime etc.
In uni 2nd year

Ideal Mate:
Stocky/chubby bf anywhere up 28 years old
Has similar interests
Has enough banter to get on with my friends
Itll happen someday

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Her:
>17-20
>empathetic
>dark sense of humor
>maybe a little cutesy
>can handle the bantz
>can hold deep conversations
>can surprise me
>plays vidya
>maybe a little weebish, not cringeworthily so tho
>above all else, has time for me ;_;


Me:
>18
>kind of a memelord
>huge nerd about oldschool games
>likes some entry-level anime
>dark sense of humor
>makes a lot of bad puns
>k i n d a depressed

my skype is pl4ntm4n but it doesn't matter because nobody ever adds me :.)

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ME:
>20/m/aus
>slav ethnicity
>science student
>enjoys dank memes, gaming, shitposting, watching sports and cooking
>6'5"
>wide build
>INFJ (if this matters)
>quietly spoken and introverted
>like electronic music, vaporwave, alt rock and cheesy 80s songs


Ideal Mate:
>18-24/f/aus
>white, asian or latino
>shares one of the interests listed above with me
>loves cuddles at random times
>willing to stay in a lot, but we still obviously go out together quite a bit
>preferably introverted, I don't think I could deal with an extrovert as it might be too much energy
>taller than 5'5" (this isn't too important desu)
>can deal with my retardedness
>has fun with me and being around me
>will stay up late with me

kik: daftest.punk

here goes finding the needle in the haystack

>>24130296
oh and my picture is on kik if you decide to add :)

>>24130180
Where in NL?

>>24130605
North-Brabant

Me:
>26/M/USA
>over 6 feet
>fairly chubby but not fat
>shy as fuck
>hopeless romantic
>nerdy as fuck, probably talks about Linux way too much
>fucking love weird movies
>into industrial, metal, rock, 80's, classic rock, indie folk

Her:
>over 20
>white, asian, black preferred
>any body type except land whale or so skinny i can see all of their bones
>love snuggling and romance
>play vidya and watch anime
>pervy to some degree, having kinks preferred
>really accepting of others and caring
>love staying in and hanging in
>artsy girls can be cute as fuck
>can deal with a lot of flirting
>is about as autistic with people as much as me

kik: fisch246

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him:
>white
>18-22
>straight
>lanky
>considerate
>assertive
>intense cheekbones
>likes post-punk at the very least
>naturally a bit crabby or grumpy
>doesn't get a lot of sun or sleep (i don't either)
>not constantly looking to fuck someone over
>either has a ridiculous sense of humor himself or can put up with mine (the less sense it makes the funnier it is)
>height doesn't matter much but i really like huge size differences
>understands when too much is too much (this applies mostly to contact between us and not getting uppity about time between responses but can go for really anything else)
>won't make me feel bad for being emotional/going through a hard time
>likes skyping (at the least) and will watch films with me
>smokes pot/drinks alcohol from time to time

me:
>18
>white
>5'5, 130lbs
>sorta employed
>still in highschool
>i apparently have trouble masking my unamusement
>just got fucked over pretty bad, attempting to deal with it; i need distractions and more people to talk to
>not much going on for me as far as dreams/ambition/motivation is concerned
>i smoke and drink when i can, honestly
>i like lots of music, lately i'm into coldwave
>action and thriller movies are my favorites
>i can be a huge pain in the ass to deal with sometimes but i'm doing better and at this point in time i just need someone to get me the fuck away from myself
>i really like the mighty boosh

>>24132294
Skype?
Kik?

Me + you
> hot
> girl
> into art
> into films
> into design
> sexy
> +25 -50

>>24132345
i'd prefer not to post contact here. if you feel like dropping me anything feel free

>>24132351
Search utah-can on Skype, should have the nickname Neuwa

>>24130247
Hey, I know this is an ideal mate thread and you're not really looking to chat with other guys, but you sound like a pretty interesting bloke to just talk to. Do you have kik, if you don't mind just another chat buddy?

>>24132402
I don't have kik but I'm up for chatting with somebody though, feel free to add me on skype

Couple looking for a unicorn girlfriend

Me:
>24 F
>very tall
>dog person
>really awkward
>loves cartoons, and video games, sometimes anime
>thinks Japanese stuff is neat
>likes indie music
>compassionate, friendly, emotional
>deep into meme country
>an honest 8/10 or 3/10 if you dont like black girls
>mixed race, great ass

Him:
>27 M
>under 6ft
>cat person
>amazing with words, ex popular guy
>is fucking amazing at almost every video game
>likes Ska, some indie
>a logical person, likes to playfully tease
>not into meme country
>an honest 6/10, 2/10 if you don't like fat guys
>white, long dark hair, pretty blue eyes

hopefully you
>over 21+
>are into nerd stuff
>totally fine with hanging out with the both of us
>whatever race
>be a good human being

Me:
>27/M/US
>5'9"
>Slim/skinny, but can easily build muscle when I work out, which is a habit I fall into, then out of, every couple of years
>Quieter than average, but not shy
>appreciate the bizarre, macabre, and untoward
>Skeptic, but have had an abiding appreciation for the paranormal, satanic, and surreal since I was a little kid, but not in an obnoxious "aren't I unique and idiosyncratic" kind of way
>Very depressed, but not distracted with self-pity or selfish, over-dramatizations of it
>Music keeps me sane - King Dude, Death in June, Sisters of Mercy, etc
>I don't have a problem with silence, but a lot of people do, which can make my company feel more awkward than I intend it to, as I don't feel the need to constantly fill the quiet around me with forced banter.- not to sound like a dick or anything, but I'm just say'n
>I'm very, very slow to anger and very patient, but all the same, I know when my tolerance is being exploited
>Cemeteries, driving around aimlessly, urban and rural exploring, I'm a fan of
>Emotionally low key, but still capable of empathy
>A giant and gooey soft spot for animals
>TV: ATHF, Eric Andre show, Wonder Showzen, True Detective, X-Files, MST3K, Stranger Things
>Film: Apocalypse Now, The Big Lebowski, The Lost Boys, pretty much any horror movie

Her:
>Dark hair, piercings, tattoos are a perk, but definitely not crucial
>Not overweight; "a little extra" I'm cool with, if it's not a euphemism for "I'll probably break your bathroom scale"
>As irritatingly edgy as this sounds, we'd probably get along best if you were depressed, or skewed towards that spectrum of thought in at least some moderate regard - a darker perspective on the world around you(yes, I know how douchey that sounds)
>Mellow, introspective, introverted
>Desperately clingy or hopelessly aloof (or anything in between), it doesn't bother me

>>24128187
Hey, I might be what you want. Kik: kurdtmorrison

>>24128294
Nice drawing! Talk to me on kik if yoy want

Kurdtmorrison

>>24128493
Hey! Kik me at kurdtmorrison if you want

>>24128736
Hey, my kik is kurdtmorrison if yoy wanna talk

>>24132585
>>24132593
>>24132603
>>24132608
dude...

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27 now and a couple other things have changed. Ask if you're interested.

>>24132618
Bruh in this game you gotta do shit like this

Him:
>Enjoys banter, isn't socially autistico
>Fairly monogamous, and can get possessive about it
>Likes to play vidya together (Overwatch, League, PoGo, DotA, any co-op basically)
>Bear mode/bulky. Not a req tho
>Would entertain the thought of working out with me
>Can appreciate anime
>Likes dank memes but isn't cringe about it
>Sociable, takes the initiative with making conversation
>Sexually dominant
>Protective, Caring, Empathetic. Enjoys being emotionally supportive when I'd need it.
>Can appreciate science
>Good sense of humor

Me:
>23
>White
>Fairly Tall
>Prospective Med Student
>Enjoy shitpost, banter, and memes when Im not getting ravaged by schoolwork and lab duties.
>Very sexually submissive
>Golden hair
>I work my legs a lot to have a nice butt kek
>Total nerd but am not a sperg about it
>Enjoys gaming with a potential SO
>Dog Person, I love daschunds and sheps
>Very romantic and affectionate, like receiving the same.
>Live on my own in a condo, somewhat reclusive with it.
>Very laid back and mellow
>Male

tfw no bf

>>24132650
Perhaps not your ideal mate but wanna play co-op based games?

>>24132660
Sure, my kik is kekandace.

Just in case anyone else needs it.

>>24132650
>Prospective Med Student

Good luck, dude. That was me at one time. It'll murder you if you don't have a genuine and sincere ambition to "get to the finish line". Also, if you're more theory-bound cognitively and don't want to just be relegated to a glorified technician role, I'd seriously consider steering clear of seeking to practice outside of internal med - pathology is cool, though.

Just my two pennies.

Kik: kurdtmorrison

Me
>19
>Brown hair and eyes
>Skinny
>White
>5'10"
>Basically white Filthy Frank
>Likes music and art
>Rock and roll is my passion
>Draws chubby gals
>Kinda has a temper
>Very sweet and nice
>Feminine
>Extremely kinky
>Loud
>Good and singing

Her

>18-20 (OR, you know, 40)
>Any body type, preferably chub
>Any height, preferably either petite or a monster
>Any race desu
>Can play music, sing, or draw
>Likes Steven Universe
>Not trash
>Likes Filthy Frank

>>24132685
I work in a cancer based research lab with a fair amount of funding and my PI has really opened my eyes to how fascinated I am with oncology so I will probably consider that route. My brother in law is doing his residency at Mayo Clinic and says not to do cardiology and internal med is best. So I can see where you're coming from :p thanks.

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>>24128064
Her:
>22-33
>Tomboy
>Listens to punk, stoner metal and hard rock
>Horror movies
>Not fat (I'm sorry, but that's the way my brain works. I have a complex about this.)
>Into urban exploration/walks through the city
>Cyberpunk
>Passionate about something
>Tolerant of me not being athletic
>Enjoys nature on some level

Me
>27
>Much of the above, aside from being a tomboy

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Probably you
>f
>21-26
>anywhere between chubby and fit
>vertical assembly not a factor
>will play games, (insert outside activity here), watch movies and shows together
>music
>a lot of music
>will make fun of and insult each other for laughs
>submissive in bed

me
>m
>6'1"
>average build
>long, black hair
>glasses over slanted eyes
>rides a bicycle
>plays a lot of different games
>enjoys comic book stuff
>holy shit, just so much music
>likes to laugh
>works too much

>>24132633
protip: when you mass respond publicly like that you look thirsty af. Being thirsty scares people away.

>>24132163
>white, asian, black preferred
by this i mean all three are preferred btw

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Kinda repost from old thread, I'll add a pic this time. Also adding I'm east coast Canada.
Her:
>18-25
>Thin to average, short, pale
>Prefer living nearby
>Shy, cutesy, clingy
>Colored hair huge +
>Tattoos or piercings + too
>Into anime and cosplay, gamer
>Open to sharing some of my interests
>Likes animals
>Likes some outdoorsy stuff or open to trying
>Good personal hygiene, doesn't smoke

Me:
>6' 145lbs
>Blue eyes, dark brown hair (usually)
>INTJ
>College degree in Networking, ISP Tech Support Job
>Bit of social anxiety, prefer staying in, doesn't go out partying
>Likes anime but not a lot (want someone more interested than I so I can get into it more)
>Into cars, gaming, movies
>Has tattoos, pierced
>Has cats, bearded dragon
>Enjoys nature, hiking, exploring
>Doesn't smoke. Drinks occasionally but not a lot.

Really this is a dream guy/girl thread and I don't expect anyone to meet all the preferences, I'm pretty easy going and open to talking to anybody.

Contact through kik first: anon_714

>>24128542
hey I'm still waiting on you messaging my kik. you're kinda the ideal mate for me. again kik is pinesol_bb and don't forget the underscore

Not gonna post my pic but if someone wants it later I can.

Me:
>guy
>18
>6'2"
>skinny but not a skeleton
>really love plants, have multiple gardens
>enjoy hunting, fishing, and just being outdoors
>that being said I play quite a bit of vidya too
>Love to work with my hands, built my PC and the table for my computer PC
>pretty into history

Ideal mate:
>girl
>18-23
>likes plants or gardening
>skinny or of a normal body weight
>likes the outdoors
>not a hippy
>or a schizo
>seriously I really dont want to date another schizophrenic girl

>>24133057
don't forget the underscore

>>24133077
yeah the underscore, the one little _ thing you know. can't wait to talk

>>24133111
Nah

ME:
26
6'3
Quite Thin
Fairly Intelligent
Love reading and intriguing movies.
Into Kink/BDSM but I'm okay with vanilla.

Her:
20+ (Age really doesn't make a big difference for me, I've had partners 15 years older than myself)
Preferably nice and smart
Witty
Enjoys reading
Likes the idea of reading a book and discussing along the way. Also relaxing to a movie, in particular classics.
Kinky is a plus, though not a requirement.
While I have a preference for women under my height (6'3) it hasn't been a hindrance yet. Other than liking longer hair (say earlobe+) I've learned in relationships looks don't matter a lot.

Anyone is welcome to message me, even if just looking for a chat.

Skype: Tremefy


Ideal Mate:
>20~25
>chubby white girl
>likes the shit i like

>>24133151
Follow-up, I left the form on the bottom, ignore the green text please.

>>24132650
Other than us both being Dom's, I meet your requirements perfectly as written.

>>24133163
...I'm no dom o.o

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just moved into a new city, bored as fuck. up to talk with anyone.

Me:
> 21
> social introvert, probably somewhere on the spectrum though
> college dropout
> organized
> own apartment
> confident
> hate sleeping
> 6'0'', very fit, Japanese/Swedish
> babyface
> burgeoning alcoholic
> independent - no family, have great job in San Francisco
> into science fiction (Philip K Dick, Zamyatin, Bradbury) & Russian literature (Bulgakov, Tolstoy, etc)
> adrenaline junkie
> occasional DMT enthusiast
> will probably finish applied math/physics degree in next ~2 years
> into very wide variety of music
> dog person (will probably be getting a husky in the next year or so)

ideal mate:

> 18-21
> fit and hygienic
> organized
> tattoos?
> independent
> enjoys almost every genre of music / open to different kinds of music
> up for doing stupid shit / chasing adrenaline
> some interest in math/physics
> educated
> into exploring/traveling
> does not give a fuck about anyone's opinion
> nocturnal

me
>young lady
>enjoys art, movies, and reading
>very quiet but pretty normal
>hates pornography
>enjoys hiking and cricket
>not traditionally attractive
>friendly and happy
>was a good kid
>an adventurer
>enjoys jazz, sushi, and tea
him
>charming and respectful
>preferably enjoys art, film/literature; creative
>is not "into" a certain type of female/shallow
>resourceful, kind, helpful
>preferably lives in england
>not engrossed in meme culture, 4chan, pornography, dating culture or self pity
>does not flirt as a pasttime or use drugs
>honest and enjoys life (:

ME
>18
>5'8" manlet
>bad body but working on it
>strange pug face
>good hair (brunette) and eyebrows
>penis not at all great, and uncut even though I'm from the US (not my decision)
>love music very much
>interested but not too knowledgable in other forms of art also

Ideal Mate:
>older than me
>taller than me (if my height doesn't interfere)
>big breasts
>funny
>interested in same stuff

I'm having a bad day

>>24133209
also i like short hair a LOT and I want them to be adventurous

>>24132478

You sound qt as fuck, would cuck your stupid bf and steal you away into lesbian relationship

me:
>white
>26 so probably too old for 99% of the 1% of females here
>blunt
>lonely and depressive but try not to be annoying or apparent about it
>somewhat fit
>6'0
>likes hearing about your day and will ask genuine questions because I want to get to know you
>my hobbies are dumb and nothing interesting
>a few mental and life problems I'm trying to get through
>trying to get my life together after a breakup that tore it apart

her:
>around my age or younger
>understanding
>nerdy
>generally sweet, but understands how anxiety and depression can effect someone
>preferably shorter
>glasses
>darker hair
>good conversationalist that doesn't rely on me to do absolutely everything when it comes to contact

skype and kik are both th0rnmail
reposting this here since I already went through the trouble in the last thread

me:
>24/m/us
>bigger dude
>shy, anti-social
>kind of a workaholic
>nerdy
>mostly into music and learning things in my free time
>can be a dick some times

her:
>age doesn't matter too much, earlier 20s or later
>straight/bi, up for new things
>individual, not into "mainstream"/popular things
>up for arguments/discussions
>needs to have a butt I can bury my face in
>strives to learn new things/be better
>able to fend for herself

I doubt anyone is interested, but if so, email is [email protected]

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Me:
>19 male USA
>likes Choral/classical music
>fat but losing weight
>likes geocaching
>not really into vidya or anime
>plays instruments

Her:
>not morbidly obese
>likes singing/can play an instrument
>18-22

I'm not really picky, I just want someone I can connect with so I don't die alone

>>24132650
I meet all your criteria except the vidya and dank memes. How can I contact you?

>>24133252
kekandace is my kik, if you don't kik I can do skype :p.

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me:
>white
>femanon
>19
>southern california
>play guitar piano, sing, draw, vidya
>curvy hips and thighs, slender upper body, 34C bra (5'7" 145 lbs)
>loves fishing, camping, amusement parks, concerts, working out
>just got out of a two year relationship and still kind of in the "I'm just gonna drink this entire bottle of wine and watch Legally Blonde" phase of the breakup
>so obviously not really ready for anything serious
>works in a custom cars shop, wants to be a paramedic
>mostly mentally stable, a little anxiety here and there but I've got a pretty good handle on things
>has 5 tattoos and plans on getting many more so if you don't dig that then you won't dig me lol
>really really really into greys anatomy
>drinks a lot of chai tea

him:
>older than me
>probably not 100% straight or male-identifying (I tend to attract that demographic so I'm just assuming. I'm completely supportive of it of course).
>Nerdy, doesn't try to insist he is smarter/better than me at everything.
>Dark curly hair is hnng
>okay with ridiculous amounts of affection and cuddling and pet names and stupid cutesy shit
>musically talented in some way or another

my Skype is paytontaylor96. Please mention that you're from IMT or I won't accept the request lol

>>24130006
Gotta kik?

>>24133170
Oh, I must have misread.

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>>24133206
>not engrossed in meme culture
Why else would anyone be here

>>24132650
Ah, I read sexually dominant and was mixed up.

>>24133273
Hence the thread reading "IDEAL mate thread" not "hookup thread"

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Me:
26/f
USA
Plays video games(League of Legends, CS:GO, and a bunch others that I don't wanna type)
Smokes weed and pretty chill
Short and not obese
Will talk shit to you

You:
20+ male or female
USA/Canada
Plays video games(hopefully the same ones)
Smokes weed or doesn't mind that I do
Not obese
Has a nice voice
Will talk shit to me

>>24133293
I play League, CS:GO, and other games but I haven't been playing them often because I need somebody to play with. I've never smoked but I'm willing to try, and I don't care if you do. I'm average weight, I'm 19. and I talk too much shit if anything. Oh and I'm from Arizona as well. sound good?

>>24133293
See
>>24133151

Me
>25
>bean
>California
>quiet and reserved
>work in the medical field

Ideal gf

>Just broke up with my gf and I think I'm feeling kinda lonely at the moment, just trying to forget her
>someone with patience
>sweet and caring

I miss my ex

>>24133293
Hey if you have Overwatch do you want to coordinate bullshit joke team comps over mic?

>>24133293
Hey, I'd talk shit to you. My kik is Whattoevendo

>>24128 once I tripped so hard I thought I was going on walk for so long that my legs were melting into the ground. In reality I was just circling a table for around 20 mins. I ended up walking on my knees and then faceplanting.

>>24133342
I wish I had Overwatch. Unfortunately I have to wait a couple more weeks on that one. :(

>>24133352
Do you have skype? I don't really use kik.

>>24133369
Fuk, alright well you got some fightgames or Souls? Also I need to be able to know when you get it so I can laugh at you for being new while I carry you.

>>24133386
Maybe you should give me your skype then.

>>24133397
JooseDood, I doubt you'll find someone that isn't me but if you do, my picture is a black dude making a face.

>>24128064
ME:
>18/m/Massachusetts
>5'7, 117 LBS
>KV
>Diagnosed sperg
>have lots of weird quirks
>kinda depressive
>become attached rapidly/clingy
>like vidya, grand strategy games, history, science

HER:
>Biological female
>likes me for who I am
>clingy so that both of us are

>>24133293
if you have skype or kik, I'll add you. I play all those games. I smoke. not obese. and ill knock you the fuck out.

>>24133293
>>24132779
here. am 26.
skype: modifysanity

>>24133397
My Skype is fuggalugg

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i'm a passionate, intelligent, charismatic, arrogant, self aware person. I'm very flexible in the sense that i get along with a lot of people; people sort of love me or hate me, but at the same time I've never met a person i really fit with, girl or guy. I really just want to date a cute female me; i know it sounds odd, but i was always the only person who ever fully got me, and the only person i could connect with. I feel like this rambling is very incoherent and self indulgent (wew lad, gud thing this is the second most self indulgent board). If my post and/or pic is interesting post your skype, i know this is something that girls usually do so not to get spammed buttfuckit, i want to be less disposable as a male on /soc/.

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me:
>19/M/US - into girls
>play vidya and card games
>started growing a bonsai tree (these things are actually really cool)
>big fan of playing casual sports and boarding

Don't know what im looking for, sometimes its just someone to talk to

>>24133293
Identify pretty well with most you've listed. Maybe not as avid a gamer as I used to be but would love to pick it up again if I found someone to play with.
>>24130091
^me
Skype/Kik: Retheron

>>24133628
you seem like a potential friend. my skype is ihateeverythinng

Me
>21 f
>5'2 and smaller side of average
>frequently gets absorbed in projects
>Waist length hair
>Nice voice(?)
>does not understand your feelings
>good at calculus
>will debate anything
>rapidly changing interests
>blushes easily

Her/him
>20+
>Any height (tall girls and short guys are especially qt)
>Not easily offended
>likes cuddling
>not tiring to be around
>gets excited about something and is willing to talk about it
>can laugh at themself
>easygoing and won't try to control me or get possessive

That was actually pretty fun

>>24133779
Interested in getting to know one another?

skype/kik: retheron

>>24133779
Contact info?

>>24128064
Girl.
Puts out.

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>>24133779
If you're in the UK by any chance, I'm >>24129429

>>24133293
Nigga pree.

I don't believe you.

>>24133779
Raptorcheese is my kik. You seem fairly chill, let's rock talk.

>>24133263
Sent request (just Incase you decided to check here)

>>24133779
I'm a girl. I match/am interested in chatting. My kik is turniphead96, my Skype is supreme-meme-scream.

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Me:
>22 m
>love music, even odd stuff
>love for the sound
>I like cloths abit, but not to much
>pretty quiet, and love quiet places
>really open minded
>hard for me to open up to people, or talk to them
>I lie alot for no real reason, It just happens when I talk
>420 and I rarely drink.
>Told I'm awkward/weird but really nice and funny.
>I don't have a problem with silence, but a lot of people do, which can make my company feel more awkward than I intend it to, as I don't feel the need to constantly fill the quiet around me with forced banter.- not to sound like a dick or anything, but I'm just say'n
^this guy is me
>super mellow/easy going
>cyberpunk!!
>old soul, straight up

Her:
>Nice girl but can be dominant. I like
>Someone who likes to talk alot about everything
>relaxed, but I like a spaz
>open to different types of music
>I don't like really pretty girls, love me a 7 type of thing
>someone who likes to watch plays, go to dress up events, chill at a park
>420 every so often at least
>enjoy silence and doing cute stuff together
>be weirdos

Me
>guy/19/USA
>brown hair, green/blue eyes
>5'10
>just out of a decently long relationship, need my mind taken off of it.
>very nice and easy to talk to
>no mental illness
>in college
>very commitmental
>too afraid to post pic, but will send one on Skype
>not fat, not skinny, pretty average
>bearded
>will always make as much time as I can to talk to you
>some vidya, some anime, moderate amounts of each
>can get jealous a little bit if we're in a committed relationship.
>doesn't mind flaws
>will always complement

Her
>around my age, older is cool too.
>easy to talk to, has interesting things to say
>close would be a huge plus
My hight or shorter
>pale or a little tan is nice
>any color hair or eyes
>born female, is still female
>likes being sweet
>not hyper religious (I'm flexible on this if you're cool)
>petite or just healthy shaped body
>doesn't need attention from a lot of other guys to feel good about herself.

I'm very flexible with all of these, I just want someone to make me happy that will let me care for them. I love learning about new people, not going for flings. Reply to me if you have interest in talking :)

>>24133206
I fit those and live in the UK. Add me on skype: assman300 (dumb name i know)

>>24133855
Literally 3 rejections from shooting up mall.

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>>24133869
I get rejected all the time anon, still go on dates.

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>>24133888
>>24133888
The mother fucking numbers do not lie.

REKT

3 rejections from shooting up mall
Rolls two 3s and three 8s.

Praise ket

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>>24133895

>>24132294
If you got kik add me londyy97 I think I fill a lot of the things you are after

>>24133900
Praiseeee

Dubs confirm

>>24128736
You sound cool. What part of the US are you from? Any way I can Contact you? My info is >>24133859

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Me
>Male
>18
>Listens to shitty mod-punk music
>vidya
>6'4
>plays games
>I think I'm funny
>Strongish
>Australian

Her
>Cute
>Common interests
>Cuddles
>Reads books
>good music taste

Kik: DenverArcher

Me:
20f
5'6"
Relatively thin until my 14th cup of coffee
East coast life
Music taste transcendes genre
Doesn't give a fuck about your zodiac sign
Studies physics bc hates self
Can talk about conspiracy theories for days
Doesn't believe in conspiracy theories
All kinds of fucked up
Gets excited when doggies are within 500 feet
Doesn't enjoy leaving the house

Him:
Older than 21
Taller than 5'9"
Fucks with Pangea
Can quote Wes Anderson movies
Hesitant to show emotions
Doesn't let me be a lil shit
Will let me talk a lot and will talk back
Will accept moments/hours of silence
Fiercely in favor of cuddling
Attracts doggies

>>24134323
Thank god someone else hates zodiac signs. I insulted someone by laughing when they asked what my sign meant on a particular day.

>>24134323

Interested. I'm here: >>24133242

>>24133250
You know what, for your stats you're actually realistic. Good on you anon. I saw this mess of a human being above have super specific ideals. I guess that's why it's an ideal though, nigga ain't never gonna get that.

>>24134323
This bitch don't know bout pangea

>>24133264
Extentofmysin

>>24134433
Thank you so much for getting that

>>24134407
Emails too archaic for me

>>24134634
I gotcha back senpai. Anyone who's a fan of the independent variable is a good kid in my book

>>24134730
I did not type senpai. That's really funny, I didn't know that would happen...

>>24133855
Contact?

>>24133438
You too
Contact?

>>24132687
>not trash
>likes Steven universe/filthy frank
You can't have both.

>>24134738
Just meant to be

Me:

>21 m Eurofag
>Plays league of plebism and autistic fuckholes
>swears sometimes
>likes technology (electronics)
>works in streaming service
>likes science (uni dropout)
>sometimes reads about science
>chubby/fat
>dont care about zodiac signs and shit
>loves dogs
>enjoys rock, metal, classic, chillstep
>somewhat wannabe outgoing (im not cuz i dont have friends duh im on 4chan)

Her:
>19~27 yo
>born female and stays female
>likes me
>must like science and talk about it sometimes
>similar music taste
>cuddly
>wants to chat/talk often
>doesnt get offended easily
>likes anime (not a weeb, and not necessary its just a plus)
>enjoys watching series
>dont care about physical appearance

Oh and before i forget
>vidya

>>24134798
I wish I knew any Japanese to whip out in a witty response but uhh... desu desu Mitsubishi

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Kik: kurdtmorrison
Age: 19
Sex: Male

Mostly just looking for girls to talk to, whatever the hell happens happens. Friends? Cool. Nudes? Cool. Gf? Cool.

Just don't he afraid to talk to me.

About: Musician and artist with an interest in classic rock, indie, electronic, metal, some rap, and vaporwave. Steven Universe trash. Kinky af, collects vinyl, old soul, likes vintage stuff, also basically a white Filthy Frank.

Fetishes include: Dirty talk, feet, bestiality, bondage, fantasies like rape cuckolding, etc. And lots of others.

Positive qualities: Very sweet, gentle, kind, caring, sensitive, soft-spoken, funny, talented (All these according to others)

Negative qualities: Can have a temper, can get needy/clingy, can be a bit possessive, and can basically be slightly yandere at times. Fuck my life.

So yeah, talk to me ladies.

Gimme summa dat good ol puuuuuUuUuUUUUseh

>>24128276
Where are you from? I fit all of those though my chess skills may be a little rusty.

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Sure, why not. I'm a horrible person to date, just a heads up.

Me:
>24
>5'1
>probably a little too serious at times, I enjoy my hobbies a lot; currently learning embalming, I collect insects and wet specimens and enjoy studying history and family trees.
>very serious, very introverted by also very emphathetic. I stress a lot and will worry about you a lot but not act like it out of pride
>pursing a degree in biochemistry and forensics, most likely going to get into law as well down the road
>probably more interested in my career than ever having kids, want to travel and enjoy life as much as I can
>epileptic and suffer from DPD, but I normally don't hold grudges (because I forget them, lol)
>obsessed with anime, manga, doujinshi, and video games
>a big fujoshi (could be a plus, who knows)

Him/Her:
>has to have some kind of goal they're working towards
>doesn't have to have a degree but should want more in life and have a genuine love for learning and bettering themselves
>likes kpop at least a little
>is as big of a weeb as I am
>isn't a little bitch and knows how to stand up for themselves
>don't have to be a social butterfly or social (I'm not) but I refuse to date someone that wallows in their self pity and depression (self pity is narcissism disguised as depth).
>independent and won't rely on me for complete emotional support, knows how to make decisions for themselves and what's best for them
>not big on excessive tattoos or piercings (some are fine)
>don't care what you look like as long as you're not extremely overweight, have a cute face and can hold a good conversation

let's see if I get any matches for my extreme pickiness, haha

>>24128064
OP, just posting to say that you're super duper cute and i wish i could be your heavy metal anime waifu

>>24134830
Ayyyy Nissan Nissan

me:
>fat
>balding
>25
>grad student
>i like doing all kinds of stuff but not alone
>west coast
>i love long drives
>shooting guns
>cooking

you:
>16-20ish
> very curly black hair
>pale skin
>slender wrists
>likes watching the same shows and movies over and over again
>no drugs
>not a feminist

>>24132517
even though you have depression it sounds like you have a pretty good grip on it.

I honestly believes it allows us to have a deeper understanding of the world around us, to understand things we normally wouldn't have been able to comprehend on normal terms (as lame as that sounds), which is attractive. I'm personally pretty thankful for my depression and skewed view on the world, since it's allowed me to be skeptical, introspective and most of all more driven to learn.

btw, you have the perfect music taste as well, do you listen to Ghost and And One at all?
I haven't listened to King Dude in forever, but he's absolutely amazing in concert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPvtEJ2255s

>>24135064
Damn son, extreme pickiness indeed, though I'm not gonna lie I feel like this is some sort of challenge.

I would be lying if i said i wasnt intrigued.

>>24133206
Get in touch

Skype - pseudochange

>>24135145
Haha. Your personality is so kawaii... and... naruto goku senpai... Pikachu

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>>24135236
Hah, I hear that one a lot, I'm just used to being 'in charge' since I grew up around a primarily military family (wanted to join myself, but medically couldn't), so that probably attributes to my determination (strictness?) in other areas of my life. I promise I'm not as serious as I may have made myself out to be, just been through enough shit to know what I do and don't want.

I'm actually a huge romantic (but prone to teasing people I like because it's cute to see them flustered).

also almost replied to you earlier but then I saw lolicon and hesitated (then again who am I to judge, I read Harada lol).

favorite loli?

>>24135064
You look cute and not really that picky imo

Where you from?

>>24135064
You: crazy

Your wants: not crazy, but will put up with your crazy


Heh, good luck with that narcissism.

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>>24135324
Its Good that your upbringing has lead you to that point, makes you out to be a strong person mentally and thats always a Plus

Im Sure the fact that Im a lolicon pushes people Away But Im not going to hide that fact, everyone is Weird in one way Or another. I thank you for giving me a chance and talking to me though.

My favorite Loli as of late is this cutie Rem, But favorite Loli of all time is Shuten douji

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Me:
Athletic
Long hair
Metal head
Resourceful
knowledgeable
talks politics a whole bunch
likes dark humour


Her:
Not fat
Big boobs (C and over)
Cute face
Must like metal
Honest
Has good values
compassionate
politically incorrect
moral and intellectual consistency
good team player

Extended: I always liked girls who are career oriented. Girls that kick doors open and gets shit done. The kind of girl who's a bulldozer not to be messed with in public but sweet at heart in private. Someone who has the looks and charisma of a dominatrix but is looking for an equal. I know we all need someone with whom we can stop taking ourselves too seriously and discuss ideas or just goof off to let go some steam. Someone who's not intimidated by your looks and does not have time for drama.

skype: dremcfleuve

pic related, it's me

>>24135357
my father was a diagnosed narcissist so I learned from the best. Anyways, the things I listed aren't necessarily picky or crazy for people who have their lives put together.

>>24135348
Orlando, how about yourself? Also that's the first time I've ever heard someone tell me I'm not picky, at least a little bit. Slightly interested in what you WOULD consider picky haha

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>>24135402
Sorry if i invade your reply to another person But hey we both Live in Florida, neato

>>24135402
>Orlando, how about yourself?

Brazil.

The only thing I'd say is picky is liking Kpop and being a weeb, everything else just feels like things most people are loking for on others.

>>24135398
do you like Devin Townsend, Helloween or Sonata Arctica at all? I've been obsessed with them lately

dat 2:15-3:30 ugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5aIZv-Auxk

>>24135402
Well, until you ruin their life. But hey, who really has it all together these days?

Heh.

You're pretty though, so at least you have that.

>>24135427
thank you, haha, hopefully I'm able to squeeze another five or so years out of that prettiness so I can use it to climb up the ladder in my career.

and to be honest that's a big reason I don't date, I'm terrified of making someone else miserable. I've come to terms with being alone but it's still fun to type this stuff out and fantasize about it. lol

and nobody has it 100% together, I agree with that. but some people have motivation and that makes all the difference.

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me

>26
>5'11"
>love playing music(drummer)
>love nature stuff and working on gardens, survival etc.
>kinda withdrawn
>2weeb4u
>really love astronomy
>getting in to exercising lately to lose weight
>love to read
>some confidence issues but I'm fixing them
>english teacher/translator(non-english speaking country resident)
>working in overseas operations in a travel agency while waiting to get employed to become a teacher

her

>huge weeb like me
>likes to hang in nature camping/hiking/stargazing
>introverted like me probably
>likes to travel a lot
>doesn't like clubs/bars
>loyal and supportive

>>24135064

You look like a girl I would get a crush on and get rejected, heh.

>>24135452
That's why I try to just sleep with them and nothing else. That way they get a bit of fun, but I don't fuck the persons life up.

Still, least you got a plan. Fucking suck that cock. People might get squeamish about it, but they aren't the ones that pay your bills.

>>24135461
mmm, I agree with this. if I weren't disabled I'd be getting in on that action

>>24135455
I would probably be the one to flirt with you first to be honest, you're handsome and actively bettering yourself, what's not to like?

>>24135423
I probably should have specified more that it's not an absolute if they don't like kpop and anime, just a plus. they'd just have to be understanding and respectful of my likes and I'd respect theirs

>>24135479
I'm not above fucking a cripple if you ever change your mind. Raptorcheese is my kik

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>>24135479

>I would probably be the one to flirt with you first to be honest

y-you too, jokes aside you're cute as hell. shame I don't meet girls like you.

>>24135452
Well Maybe i can help displace some of your fears because you seem like a awesome person to be with.

>>24135494
Yeah, you're not picky at all really, or least not anymore picky than the average person.

>>24135064
Define extremely overweight, and is location important ^_^

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>>24135498
I'm the one that would be fucking you but bring it on.
I'm not totally adverse to the idea of someone trying to out dominate me, though (and failing). sounds like some kinky shit

>>24135550
Damn, you saying that already makes me even more interested in you. I can See someone likes to be on top of things.

>>24135550
I'm game. Hope you've got the stamina...

>>24135064

Hey, you sound really cool. I'm actually in Orlando too. Do you have a kik to chat?

>>24135547
I mean, I've been attracted to guys 250 lbs+ before, so I'm sure it's all subject to change depending on the person. people that can't walk from their weight or refuse to go outside and walk a lot and go out exploring are probably out, though. it can't negatively effect the way they live their life

as long as the person takes care of themselves, has a nice face, a good personality, how they carry the weight, I don't care.

>>24135517
thank you ;-; I needed to hear that

>>24135507
hahaha, you remind me of a guy I worked with that I had a huge crush on forever, but he wouldn't accept my advances and later admitted he thought he was imagining them, lmao. so it's possible it's happened to you too

>>24135574
Im glad its something you needed to hear But Im not lying, its something i believe to be true. Im quite motivated by your looks and personality alone that i Want to be able to See if i can make contact with Such a amazing person

>>24133263
Sadly I'm on the opposite side of the US but geez your eyes are sparktacular

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>>24135574

I don't meet much girls let alone a one I like, I have to get to know them a lot before so I always fall in to the "friendzone" or whatever you wanna call it. I also feel like I have to lose weight before I try dating and fix my financial issues. Don't wanna be a pain in the ass to the other people with my broke ass self, weeb girls are such a rarity here and the one's I get to know are all cosplaying attention whores. Being a 3rd worlder is hard m8

>>24135569
I take provigil (basically legal crack) so I can go for days at a time. I'll go easy on you, though~

>>24135565
that's one way of putting it, hahaha. I like making other people feel good too much not to be. I get more pleasure out of others' pleasure than my own, and that usually only happens when you take charge...but in that way I could be seen as being pretty submissive too. maybe that makes me a switch?

>>24135573
I don't have a kik but I have a throwaway email, you're welcome to message me although I'm pretty bad at checking it so apologies in advance lol
[email protected]

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>>24135603
Im quite similar in that aspect as well, i love making people feel Good as well as myself though sometimes there are ulterior motives to what i do. Not going to lie sometimes i try to make people feel good to make myself feel Good Or just in general do what i can to make myself feel better, But that isnt to say Im a jacksss by any means. I really do Want to try and remove any fears you May have just by being with someone, you can really only Fuck up someones life if they let you. Atleast thats how i view it

>>24135603

Thanks. I just sent you an email. I put Orlando in the subject

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>>24135603

>switch
>weeb
>humble

god you're perfect

I seriously wish I could have born in Us sometimes.

>>24135244
Yeah man onyx bulbasaur squirtle love

>>24135603
Do not go easy. Hell, I'll sign a waver and DNR if you can truly go that hard. Though I'm not sure if I should frown on performance enhancing drugs. Mainly cause cocaine is so expensive.

>>24135675
I agree fellow annon... This is a winner grill

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>>24135703
I would sign a death waiver so fast the paper would have ignited

Me
>male
>18
>6.1 ft
>skinny but in shape
>a lil tanned cuz i live in the beach
>coffe eyes and dark hair
>love animals in general, i even try to rescue em if possible
>like any sport that means driving something
>like boxing and volleyball
>play guitar
>used to be a gamer but eventually lost interest, still good tho
>like reading, specially philosophy, historical novels or magical realism.
>like dark humor, sarcasm, dank memes, and a relax attitude
>love traveling and exploring, specially to nature
>favorite movies are: taxi driver, Forrest Gump, Drive (ryan gosling is a badass), goodfellas and any Tarantino movie.
>favorite series: friends, himym and suits.
>also used to watch a lot of anime but lost interest
>i know cooking but i hate doing it


Her
>funny
>knows how to cook
>17-19
>pettite, curvy, etc. I don't care meanwhile she isn't chubby or fat
>not a carrot for brain, preferably smart
>likes animals
>cute, a lil bit silly attitude
>likes cuddling
>likes cuddling

>>24135620
a yandere loli is fine too. seriously though, I love yanderes, nice taste anon.

and I agree, we are all in charge of how we react to others to some degree. we alone choose the way we cope and react...although people CAN make it more difficult lol

>>24135631
I won't be able to respond for a while but I'll try to respond soon, anon!

>>24135675
I'd say come visit Florida but I wouldn't do that to you, lmao. I can't even leave my house at the moment the humidity is...something else.

>>24135064
So you just don't like a faggy attitude, meh not big deal.
Not a weebo too so you are going to watch your yaoi by yourself, but can stand watching normal anime together.

>>24135703
I'm working out again since my last brain surgery, so soon I won't need them to enhance my brutal, lustful affections.

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>>24135742
You just get increasingly better with every post you make.
Yanderes are love, yandere is life, and Loli yandere is the answer to the universe, thank you.

Of course having to deal with people can be quite irritating depending on The person you interact with, espcially the people who come to you with hell already raining with acidic fire

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>>24135742

Well not much different in Istanbul, I'm thousands of kilometers away from you sadly, humidity was so high today I couldn't even leave the office to have lunch.

May move to US one day as I hope to because this country is going down to destruction lately but it's a long term plan of mine. I always get a bit sad when I meet cool girls from here that is away from me.

>>24135010
California.
Chess is a bonus, really.

>>24128493
You seems cool.
Whatsapp, kink?

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>>24135752
>watch your yaoi by yourself

I prefer it this way, I look at some fucked up stuff (ugh but it's so good). You respect my porn, I respect yours.

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>>24135796
I hope you Dont mind but where is this from? Im quite interested

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>>24135796

>look for some whack material on sadpanda
>click random
>yaoi comes up every time

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>>24135810
>reads fucked up shit just to See how much i can handle

Im not mentally unstable, i just like to push the limits

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>>24135817

Tried to read some heavy femdom stuff once, never again. I'll stick with gfd.

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>>24135824
Have you ever came across amazoness femdom dominating Shotas
That stuff gets crazy so fast, you could swear the kid is ded

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>>24135806
it's a stand alone one shot to Harada's 'Asa to Yoro no Uta'.

I also recommend Messiah no Yukabi and Messiah no Kyojitsu heh heh heh (but not really, it's horrible).
>pic related

>>24135760
I keep finding myself drawn to them more and more and sympathizing with them. This is probably why I'm getting into criminal justice in the first place, since I enjoy trying to understand the motives behind criminals and serial killers.

It's interesting stuff.

>>24135810
the more fucked up yaoi is usually pretty thought provoking, or so I've found...maybe I'm just desensitized hahaha. I'd say check out some of Asada Nemui's works, you hate a lot of the characters but they're still interesting because you want to understand their fucked up motives
(Dear, My God and Skin are great).

>>24135817
you want fucked up go read Asada Nemui's 'To the Sea'.

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>>24135846

Saw that one slime milf raping the shota hero, shit was crazy. I'm more of a vanilla guy, love more of gentle, affectionate stuff.

>>24135858

Nice to see you're still here. Not sure why but I just can't handle gay stuff. I'm okay with yuri(kinda love it actually) but yaoi etc. is just comes as disturbing to me.

>>24135846
oh man, some femdom stuff gets ridiculous, it's actually hilarious. yaoi shota usually gets pretty horrible and messed up, too, although it's normally just the kids getting diddled by old men and forced to film themselves for black mail while they make extreme ahegao face...ugh.

trap porn gets pretty strange, too, I've noticed.

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Also

>watch the latest re:zero episode
>all dem rem moments
>realize I'll never have my own rem

Feels bad man

>>24135880

I fucking hate NTR and shit like that. Ahegao face seriously irks me.

>>24135858
I am definitely going to check that out then. Funny enough i have already read messiah no humano, But not the other one.

I can sympathize with how you feel, it makes me Want to pick at your brain now even more than before, i have a heavy addiction to yanderes, just something about their mentality brings me so much joy. CSI:SVU is actually pretty Good when some of The episodes are really fucked up stuff.

We need to find someway to contact eachother because Im willing to look at any fucked up shit you recommend

>>24135796
Wow didn't expected that answer. I like the part of respecting porn. Any contact method?

>>24135898
Yukabi*** gg auto correct

Why not give it a go, don't feel like posting a pic though.

Me:
>22, male
>Brown hair green eyes pretty tan for a white guy 189 cm tall fairly athletic
>Physics student
>Loves the unknown and trying out new things
>Pretty adventurous
>Likes to learn new stuff, I am currently reading a book on climate physics
>Weird, nerdy, outgoing, sporty
>Dark humour, sarcasm but also likes bad joked and fooling around
>Current hobbies: Hiking, funposting, and beachvolleyball, spray painting, making my own wine, I guess my area of study also counts as a hobby
>I cant connect to normies, Ive been on 4chan too long to be able to do that
>Aiming to become a meteorologist in the future
>I am a-politcal, and agnostic

Her:

>Independent, can think for herself
>Verbally active so we can have fun discussions about things, it is not necessary to agree on everything
>Does not rely on me as a source of fun or mental support system
>Has her own hobbies and life going on
>Needs to be into new things inside and outside of the bedroom, because I get bored fast
>Preferably in my catogory looks wise, too ugly is a turnoff and too pretty will make me too self-concious
>I have no preference for character, as long as youre open to me
>Being smart is a big plus
>Everything between slim and chubby is okay, length should be at least 170-ish cm. Idc about boob size, or ethnicity

My skype:

Jip-juh

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>>24135874
I Dont have a particular taste other than Loli being my go to But i like to explore all realms of porn

when u done here check out my channel / thread

>>24135863

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>>24135923

Well I have a pretty diverse taste so don't have a favorite desu, anyways I'm in a good mood because I got called handsome gotta hit the bed now. Good night guys.

>>24135905
everyone gets their kicks off differently, I can't judge someone else for that. I'm also not a fan of people that tell you you can't watch porn when you're in a relationship, watching porn is healthy imo, it's better than acting out that way towards your SO.

and of course, it's [email protected]

>>24135898
if you can get past the yaoi parts the stories are pretty good.
and if you enjoy that, you should check out Hannibal TV series. It's absolutely incredible and a pretty good look into the minds of a lot of serial killers.

>>24135426
I've listened to them a little bit. Helloween is cool. When it comes to Devin Townsend, Strapping Young Lad is cool.

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Me:
>European
>Chubby
>corporat
>likes psychology and overthinking
>extrovert
>intelligent
>insecure about appearance
>cheerfull
>without hard addiction, except internet
>has eating disorder (but on medical treatment) and avoid many groups of food and drink, also alcohol
>daring in group of people, shy in 1-1 situation

HE:
>very, very intelligent. much more than me
>live in Europe or can
>resourceful
>monogamous
>loyal
>want me to be his wife
>thinks i'm beautiful
>have some hobbies
>a least 6/10

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probably going to skadoodle myself, thank you anons for humoring me and my fetishes, lmfao.

if anyone wants to talk more you're welcome to send me a message (though I can't guaranteed a timely response). We can talk about fetishes, criminal psychology or whatever [email protected]

>>24135942
good night handsome anon

>>24136002

Good night qt3.14, hopefully we can talk later.

>>24128064
What kind of metal, OP?