/asp/ here.
Post a photo of yourself and I shall grant you a pro wrestling name and gimmick. Which one of you can grab that brass ring, hit the stunner, win the rumble and get the pin?
DTA
/sp/ here
How do you feel about man drama being permanently exiled to hipster/sp/
>>24124801
I was thinking Squat Lord or Milk Duds
>>24124819
You are Terry "The Yak" Gillford.
A future Intercontinental Champ who gets over by drinking Yak milk and spitting at your opponents. You have a vaguely slavic accent and your finisher is The Yak Attack, a Butterfly DDT.
>>24124817
Tbh I preferred it on /sp/, the memes were fresher and there are huge faggot trips on /asp/ that ban evade, which has really turned people away.
>>24124834
The yak milk spitting part sounds a little unsanitary for other wrestlers
>>24124839
Bruh you need to watch some 90s ECW. Also one time Randy Orton's dad nearly gave The Undertaker AIDs, true story.