is there anyone else who browses this board who isn't a

I'm here for you senpai

>>24089871
hey, f a m corrects to senpai

>>24089782
>have had girls way out of my league approach at parties/beaches
>just wanted to go back home and play runescape

I'm normie af outside but weird af at home. Do I count?

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>>24089969
sure you do, that's what makes you you

>>24089881
iktf
>tfw met old classmate
>just wanted to be friends
>hang out later that night
>longstory short she tries to fuck me
>very uncomfortable
>wants me to chase her
>don't want to
>if things happened wanted them to blossom naturally
>tfw i feel like i'm only good for my penis

>>24089876
and desu to desu
t b h

>>24089782
some of us exist
good luck with trying to find a compatible woman though.

>>24089782
That pretty much sums me up.
I never browse this board though. Sheer boredom brought me here.

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I have a GF, but no friends, and I have a job/school but rarely go out. What does that make me?

>>24089782
I was a really awkward ugly chick in grade school. A lot of people admited to just being friends with me because I would do weird things and they liked laughing at me.
When I hit puberty late, I ended up being kind of attractive. It's weird. I'm not used to this.

So I'll get people coming up to me, but then scare them away because I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

I relate.

I feel ya man.
I'm told pretty often that I'm an attractive guy, and I hang out with people regularly, but I barely have any real close friends, can't imagine finding someone I'm compatible with relation-ship wise, and most of my hobbies tend towards what my average peer would consider "weird"

>>24089782
I'm not a nerd but, sort of a semi shut in. Like
>goes out once a month to something random, doesn't hook with anyone but parties hardd
>makes party friends then gets depressed the day after, never talk to them again
>has friends but no friendship group
>is attractive but isn't relationship material
>pretty much get drunk by myself every night
..It's the life! :/
>white privilege

>>24092810
Same
...crayzee

>>24092871
>>24092860
I'm not a party dude, but yeah, it definitely sounds like we've got some similar stuff going on.

Especially the drinking alone. That's like my favorite, most depressing pastime.

>>24089782
I think I'm the same. Not outgoing/normalfag but also not a shut-in. Glad to see there's a bunch of other people who feel like that too.

>>24092922
Well I only do it once a month so
An yh, i really cant decide if I enjoy it or not. But oh my god, it is depressing! I stay up to 5am doing nothing now and swer I've become nocturnal

>>24093037
Yeah, only reason I'm not full on insomniac is I've got a job and classes to worry about, so I force myself to occasionally get a few hours

This is the thread for me

>Be black

Anime
Karate instructor
Dj
Algebra tutor
Writer
Only have enough irl friends to count on my fingers
Gamer
IT specialist
Voting and elections chairman
"Green" entrepreneur
Driver

I mean, idk if im cool or just a jack of all trades.
I work during the day and party with exclusives at night.

This thread is the very definition of normal/normie

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>>24089782
yes friendo

>white
>30 years old
>wake up, go to work, get back home, play video games
>go out with some buddies at the pub now and then

In most conversations, I have absolutely sweet fuck-all to talk about, and most of the time my buddies all geek out on something in particular that I've never watched/played so I can't really place a word.

No friends
Trying to get a job so i can fit in this thread and not be a complete fuckup

>>24093167
A job and d classes? Shit man! I work, but I start at 3 so, I get up at 3.
My circadian rhythm is so fucked though! Omfg

>>24092751
>not used to this
embrace the crazy, fuck them if they can't accept it
you'll find someone who will eat your spaghetti, dude!

when people first look at me they think I'm normal but after a week they realize I'm the definition of weird
at least It somehow worked in my favor and I have a lot of friends currently

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Okay.

i've never gave this much thought
>no friends
>no social life
>steady job
>self sufficient
>drink alone
>no gf
>get laid
>do outdoor things
>do indoor things
maybe i fit in this? i dunno

>>24094038

I'm sorta the same. I have no social life or friends other than my wife's family that I am sorta forced to spend time with. We are self-sufficient (DINC), do a lot of gaming during the weekdays before work, do a lot of outdoor things during the weekends on my days off.

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>>24093420
>>24093553
>>24093590
>>24094038
>>24093205
>>24092732
>>24092751
come here peeps


>>24094011
i know it's you, nigga

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>>24094109
Okay.

>>24094097
see i'm kinda the same way, i spent last weekend hiking both days and this weekend just at home. spend these weekdays riding my bike, doing trivia night, bingo night, and running a few miles, but last weekdays i watched the xfiles religiously. so i'm kinda of both, but you are married so i think you're more of normie than me.
>>24094109
bring it in, just, bring it in

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>>24094133
>mfw i kill a yakuza crime boss because you told me to
>>24094153
>>24094153
see it's weird, there's normies, then there's the shut-ins and then there's the people in the weird social purgatory

>>24094177
yeah i know, i never know what to do. I can relate to both but not to the full extent. so, do i fake it or just go with the flow?

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>>24094223
do what i do be yourself and surround yourself with people who like the real you be it normie or shut-in, both have good and bad people but i would like to talk to you inbetween weirdos too, feels nice to know i'm not the only one


>>24094133
post more okay <3 you mah niggest of nigs

>>24094243
>surround yourself with people who like the real you
That's what 4chan friends are for.

>>24094259
yes and no, in a weird way

>>24094269
I have friends irl, but they're mostly drinking/concert buddies who would think my non-normal habits and interests are bizarre.

>>24094278
>tfw tell friends all weird fetishes
>tfw they don't care
>tfw they are kinda normal compared to me

>>24094326
Why would you tell your irl friends your fetishes? Mine don't even know my body count.

>>24094381
i'm bad at hiding things, anon
it's either tell them or explain why i get weird when i see a hairy leg

>>24094278
i've told my irl friends that i have internet friends and they were not very surpriced. then again they consider me to be a bit on the weird side, which is what they like about me, so they say.
>>24094412
tell me about why it turns you on when you see a hairy leg, woman leg or man leg, or does it matter?

>>24095239
hairy woman
i just love a hairy woman, anon they're hot, to some what i'm about to say but i hope i date a girl who's bush sticks out of her panties and her armpit hair is noticeable as fuck

I feel like a normie, but I'm definitely degenerate internet scum. I'm just good at talking to people, I hide my powerlevel very well.

>forever between the realms of robothood and normalfag
>tfw cyborg
>tfw too weird and ugly for normalfags
>too normal and not ugly enough for robots

>>24095285
Hold the fuck up robutts are sweet. What do you mean though?

>>24095289

I'm not attractive or normal enough for normal people and "not normal" people won't accept me because I'm not ugly enough or weird enough for them to feel at ease with me.

>>24095293
Ah, I was hoping you were actually part metal. Oh well.

I kind of know the feeling, at least at a personal level. I can joke and make pals, but no real friends. We can be friends though, cyborg.

Man, I don't even know anymore. Life would be easier if I was just a shut-in, but I feel an obligation to myself and others to try and get out of the house once in a while outside of work/school.

I'm moving out of state once I finish school, so when I'm in a city where there's only one person who knows me, my normie/weirdo status is going to be a toss-up

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>>24095398
>Life would be easier if I was just a shut-in, but I feel an obligation to myself and others to try and get out of the house once in a while outside of work/school.

I can totally sympathize with this. All I do is go to work, come home and game. I don't really like doing outdoorsy shit and am shy, so I don't like doing anything social with people I don't know. However I have been told I'm pretty attractive and since I'm a metal head all the nerdy folk are intimidated by me.

We should get a chat group together for this thread.

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Yeah

>22 dude
>still live at home
>dead-end job, but its a job
>no irl friends that isnt the potato down the street
>wakeup, eat, walk to work, work, eat, come home, eat, shower, game til i pass out

>been like this for two years
how to i get out of the cycle?

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>Weird fat kid growing up with immigrant parents (french and african that im no longer in contact with)
>abused at home, bullied at school
>no friends ever
>post school using american phycho as my bible decide to get my shit together
>In shape, 6'5", aesthetic euro looks and well paying job in I.T

come home everyday to my fancy apartment to watch anime, play vidja, browse 4chan and if im drunk enough fuck a whore.

Just fucking kill me allready.

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>want to be more sociable with people
>too awkward to strike up conversations
>want to be part of skype groups but don't want to contribute anything more than the occasional quip because I am stupid
I want to join all these non-lewd skype calls and just hear people. But I am terrified in asking because I don't meet standards.

> been in multiple local bands
> people who partied in high school know me and acknowledge me but don't party with me
> all the nerds know me as a nerd
> all my friends see me as a super nerd
> I play guitar, listen intensively to music, or play vidya all day nothing else unless I plan shit out
I don't know where I belong

>>24095293
Also this, I feel you fellow anon

Used to think I was an introvert or whatever. Talked to some real introverts and learned I'm just a bit of a misanthrope. Still human tho so I need some sort of interaction. Satisfy this by hanging out occasionally with one of the very few people I can stand. Maybe I'm just on the spectrum.

>>24089782
Most of us, I think, fall somewhere in between.

>>24089782
but you are a normalfag, OP

telling yourself you're not a full-on normie is special snowflake feelings of conceit and denial

I've spent the last two days drunk off my ass, talking to a ton of people , bit it just comes naturally

Frat thing? Idk but half the time my mind is no where near the conversation I'm having, it's like I'm on autopilot these days lol

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>>24089782
That's me!
From my time here on /soc/ I find that people like us all are the best ones to make friends with. Full normies usually aren't introspective enough while full shut-ins tend to be oversexual limp-wristed little kids. We're the only ones on the right spot, imo

>>24092751
Similar thing here, except people wouldn't even pretend to be my friend, and I was a bit of a shitter myself too - pic related

>now that I look good people who bullied me throughout school come to me talking as if we are long lost friends
God I'd shoot them if I could, I swear I would.

This is me to a fault. I have a great job, decent looking, but I'm a total fucking nerd and cannot handle myself at parties. I'm so awkward around people unless they have something in common with me, and in some cases that has been nothing. Doesn't help that at parties I like to drink a lot of whiskey and smoke joint after joint.

I am an engineer so none of this surprises anyone.

I guess i fit this
I have a decent pool of irl friends and we hang out regularly but all in all im a shut in at heart, im the "weird guy who likes weird stuff" of the group?

>studying a major I like and getting good grades
>pretty fit
>people here often tell me I'm good looking
>never had a gf or sex
>rarely go out, don't have many friends, though I'm trying to fix it
>one of my parents is dead
>never needed to work as I got some financial compensation and have been living with the other parent
>interested in languages, history, literature and art, and a shitload of other things

Since I discovered chans I think I've always thought of myself as an in-betweener.

>>24099268
pretty adorable anon

bump. I wish contact threads for people like this would become a thing

>>24099320
wew lad, not sure I agree but thanks

Since nobody else wants to, I guess I'll make a group on Kik for this. Best I can do right now, what should I name it?

>>24100030

>webefuct?

>>24100059
Doing it. Someone give me their Kik so I can get this shit started.

>>24089782

>be me
>go to kink parties somewhat regularly
>watch, scene occasionally
>good repoire with most attendees
>femanons at party want the D
I literally have no idea until someone points out that I missed a chance to fuck femanons x that I'm 'missing the signals'
>go to work
>get awards for prostyle customer service
>can't talk to coworkers unless it's some geeky shit
>have to sit in corner
>eventually quit and find job with zero social interaction
I have a small cadre of acquantences, and a very small circle of friends that I seem to orbit.
>drink every night
>occasionally get a call to hang out
>occasionally go
>feel out of place
>can't relate a lot of the time
Even at the kink parties I have a hard time talking to people about shit. It's easier there since somewhat anonymous since I see those people infrequently anyways, I just listen for conversational keywords... anime, vidya, gaming in general. Despite continued attendance for about two years it's still really difficult to talk about my kink shit with most of em.

I'm living in my buddy's basement taking care of his parents while he's driving otr. Lemme tell ya, that's a conversation starter :/

>>24100129

unkle_badtouch

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Got a group going.

>>24100129
Heureux13 add me pls

>>24100198
You need to reply to me before it'll let me add you.

>>24099268
I swear I've seen you posted in an r9k omegle thread. You recommended one guy The Master and the Margarita correct?

contact?

Could use more in the chat. Post up your Kik and get invited.

>>24099268

>people who bullied me throughout school come to me talking as if we are long lost friends

Gah these motherfuckers. They came outta the woodwork it seems, adding me on fb and MySpace back in the when. We were never friends, you fucking assholes! I don't want to be your fake friend now.

...one dude did send a message apologizing for his shit. Thanks for that, Jay.

>>24099320

I agree with this anon, you are pretty dammed adorable.

>>24100282
oops I put an extra "the" in Master and Margarita

>>24100329
tseta.valdoten

>>24100282
I looked like that when I was 15, I don't look anything like that anymore (thank god!!!) so I don't think it was me who you saw

>>24100343
Wew lads, what the hell. What's adorable about me, the fact that I'm small and want to shoot people? The hair? I seriously hope it's not the hair, I can barely look at it, seriously

>>24100477When you come from a town full of hipster dipshits, the slipknot shirt makes you awesome. Just that alone. also, you're reasonably attractive/fit and that you're cool with wanting to shoot people. Finding a bonnie, even if it's not your bonnie, is always nice.