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>>24074450
From Previous Thread: >>24029251

>>24074450
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW (This has almost all the scripts, of every genre that you could imagine! It also contains links from past and present performers.

AUDIO HOSTING SITES (These are the most efficient sites for uploading your audios):
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING:
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE:
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs, FSA tested, performer approved!

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

THREAD PANELS
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
Other Panels: http://imgur.com/a/nmCe3
Honey's Thread Panels: http://imgur.com/a/2sdlR

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posted in the last thread, but posting again just in case someone is willing to pick it up--

would a kind girl please help indulge my lesbo+futa fantasies? i think it will take some confidence in your voice to play it off, but i will be eternally grateful even if you try. <3

setting:
in a sleezy bar, you are the charming girl with the penis

script:
1/2
Oh wow.. look at you. I never thought i'd find someone hotter than me in this dump. What's a girl like you doing in here?
You know.. I think I know what you're looking for, even though you don't know that yourself. Do you mind if i sit a little closer?
Give me your hand for a second - Mm, you feel that? Can you feel the pulse on my cock, fluctating at the warmth of your hand? The thought of pulling up your skirt and bending you over the bar table is almost making my legs shake.. but we shouldn't do that here, not with all these people around.
Hah, i can see you blushing. You don't seem certain, but i can see by the pulse of your neck that i'm stirring some emotions in you.
I do have a room upstairs you know, maybe if i vivified how i'd spread your legs, and bite your neck with my cock brushing up against your panties, you'd ease off a little, huh?

>>24074505
2/2 (don't take the *thing* literally, just play off what comes natural)
*gasp*
*Ahh* not here. *soft moan* stop rubbing *ahh* i haven't cummed for days *arh* and i'll - make a mess *mm* no!
*reluctant moaning into climax* noo!
*light panting* ugh, i made such a fucking mess.. *panting* and you ruined my pants.
*stern* Okay, we're going upstairs now and i'm going to teach you a lesson.. *light* But can you just walk in front, i'd rather not let everyone see these stains.

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Is anyone up for maybe doing a raceplay improv?

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>>24074450

ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?*
As a performer, we all know how nerve racking it can be to post your first audio, but don’t be scared. At FSA we love getting new girls, and encourage everyone to give it a try!

Are you unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
Or you could do something naughty and masturbate/moan for us? <we all love that>
Or if you’d like, you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
You could also always try these:

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

If the New Girl questions are too much for you, feel free to try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS (These are very useful!!): http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording (These are super helpful!!): http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

FSA FAQ: http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

Master List of Performer Names 2012-Present: http://pastebin.com/UH2bXPxz

Also are you returning to us? Yay! But if you want to do it under a different name, OP will not blow your cover. You don't even have to ask. I can't speak for the rest of 4chan, but I believe in second chances.

I decided to work on a script on a whim. It's not finished, but I thought I'd look for some feedback, especially on where to take it.

http://pastebin.com/5rFPQGE6

It's about a mischievous genie and a huge futa dick.

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This please.

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>>24074450
FSA BINS
==========================
SEXUAL

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
==============================================
NONSEXUAL*

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)

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Online chatserver hangout for FSA/MSA
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcbRjR3V

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>>24074450
FSA's Authors*
-------------------------------------------------------
AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
VILMON http://pastebin.com/ihcAPmkG
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )

Lunchtime poetry BUMP

watch your tense and case

oh baby
i want to be your direct object.
you know, that is to say
i want to be on the other
side of all the verbs i know
you know how to use.

i've seen you conjugate:
i touch
you touched
you heard
she knows
who cares

i'm interested in
a few decent prepositions:
above, over, inside, atop,
below, around and
i'm sure there are more
right on the tip of
your tongue.

i am ready to spend
the present perfect
splitting your infinitive
there's an art to the way you
dangle your participle and

since we're being informal it's okay to
use a few contractions, like
wasn't (going to)
shouldn't (have)
and a conjunction:
but (did it anyway)

and i'm really really glad
you're not into dependent
clauses since all i'm really
interested in is your
bad, bad grammar
and your exclamation point.

-Daphne Gottlieb

xth for makeup talks C:

I'd love to hear a girl moan the name Nick while masturbating

>>24075145
>>24074450

>>Name and picture requests are generally ignored.

>>24075171
Ok thank you for the info

>>24075171
Thank you for the info

>>24075171
Thank you for the info

>>24075300
>>24075306
>>24075309
I got it the first time. DESU, masturbation requests in general have been pretty much ignored recently. Girls are too busy to pull down their pants and go for it. Others just aren't ready for that kind of action here. Yet. But it would be a damn shame if we got one and only people with a certain name could enjoy it.

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VK Establishing

My Scripts in chronological order with descriptions and sometimes tags.
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS

RECENT WORK

Where most of my captions end up, if they don't become full scripts
http://pastebin.com/iMURCrZ2

UNDONE
"Yoga Tease"
[MF][Teasing][Yoga][Creampie]
She has always liked her brother's best friend but she was always too young for it to go anywhere. Today he stops by while she is doing her daily yoga practice and she gets him involved in it.
http://pastebin.com/6F1sNeHm

“The Night We Explored” by VK
[MFF][ MF][Female Cuckold][Mild Domme][Polyamory][Beginnings]
A lesbian couple decides to help a close friend by being more realistic lesbian porn for him. All three people will learn something new about themselves and never forget the night they explored each other.
http://pastebin.com/9a2JV8kF

Landlord’s Foot Slave 1: After the Marathon 1/2 By VK
[F4M][FFFM] [Femdom] [footplay][sweaty feet and socks]
http://pastebin.com/edit/kteSetxK
Line 449 and

DONE BUT OTHER VERSIONS ALWAYS WELCOME

Tay-Tay Relaxes In Her Favorite Way
Who would believe that a big star like her fantasizes about being a sub, and fucking her fans while wearing cute costumes, and uses her money and power to make it happen.
[F4M][Femsub][Costume][Celebrity][Fantasy][Taylor Swift}
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
Line 682

"Dressing Room Surprise" JOI
[Romantic][roleplay][genie costume]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
(Line 44)

"The Beast in You" [MF][Roleplay][BDSM][Romantic]
She wants to awaken his dark side. Will she?
http://pastebin.com/hTZkyFEH

Stress Relief (Hypnotized Again)
[Teacher-Student][Hypno][Mf][Narrative]
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n Line 576
Melissa has college angst and her teacher is the cure.

FacebookJOI
[F][Script][JOI][Visual][Facebook][cheesy as hell][fantasy]
She allows you to fap to her, helps you find the right picture and cums so you can.
http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
Line 299 (2 parts)

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First of all thanks for the new thread as always VK.
Hope you guys have had a nice day today.

I'll post my scripts too, more or less in chronological order. I'll post them with the names and/or the girl that they were written for just as a keepsake, but if anyone wants to try them, they're free to. It would be nice to receive both feedback and hear different takes on one or two scripts. Might post them with tags the next time in case anyone is interested.

Romantic 1
http://pastebin.com/wXh5yiv1

Romantic 2
http://pastebin.com/EK8qP5E9

Vocal Messages and JOI
http://pastebin.com/buDRgCV6

Lesbian
http://pastebin.com/pikvkq3w

Corrupting/sharing script I had written for DieMond after she posted her bdsmtest results:
http://pastebin.com/x0jaFq2E

Zantosa's Results. Here is part 1: http://pastebin.com/YSNEXVSH

And here is part 2:
http://pastebin.com/E0VyQrd6

Whispering for Summer
http://pastebin.com/1NXiUUCX

Mado Results
http://pastebin.com/t6w4Pj50

>>24073650

1st ramble (really short) :)
Thanks for the request ^^

http://chirb.it/xyJzF0

>>24074450
>>24074921

"Semen Demon" A memey cum-hungry demon girl visits the anon who summoned her.
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
Line 193 (2 parts)

"Cum Succubus" by Sera
http://pastebin.com/PJAN42GC

>>24075660
Thank you very much for posting a 'ramble' audio so quickly, I listened to it while finishing a few things. It seems like you're having nice days ahead, what kind of books are you reading?
I can understand wanting to try to read scripts. I think trying to do a few requests and reading various scripts, even for fun, is really nice and something that might be quite different from what one is used to. At least I know that's the case for me; I wanted to do the same with the Male ones, but lack of privacy (and talent) made me postpone for the moment being.

You sound like a decent person, I'm glad that I got to listen to you today. I'll follow your chirbit and check it from time to time, and if you'd like to talk you can find me there or here. But please enjoy your summer holidays first, the computer and the online comes second. I've been wanting to be able to enjoy summer properly for 2 years in a row, and have ended up being really busy in real life and dealing with various things that don't allow me to distract and do things as much as I'd like to. (though I'm in a new country at the moment, that's a good change of pace most of the time)

Be sure to take some sun and relax for me too, take care.

Request for a really wet finger orgasm with either quiet moaning or dirty whispering ??
Dub "wet whisper" ???

>>24075145
>be cuck fetish
>can enjoy almost any name moaned + masturbation
>be named nick

[spoiler]none of this is true but it is a great dumb hypothetical[/spoiler]

Requesting a quick one for a dumb project I'm working on.

I need the words "chat avenue" and "cam girl notifier" said seductively, ideally with multiple takes. A vocaroo'd do.

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I'd like one of the girls who's still a virgin to masturbate and describe your fantasy of the perfect first time

To Zantosa, on using Pornhub to find stuff:

Okay, alot of people who upload to pornhub and other sites avoid copyright hits by not using many tags.

Typing just "bondage" or "lezdom" and sorting to longest will get you some full length videos, though you will have to scroll through the pages to keep an eye for what tickles your fancy. They start at 120 mins but obviously scrolling through takes you down to shorter lengths.

Off the top of my head, Aiden Starr and Daisy Marie is one you may enjoy, Felony and Juliette March is another.

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>>24074450
<<<<<<<<<<<<| "PICK A NUMBER!" THE NUMBERED MASTURBATION CHALLENGE |>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Pick a number between 1 and 22 and then do that number's script in here:

http://pastebin.com/hg79zEey

Option-Use: http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<| FSA |>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>24076217
>script
challenge. My editor signed off.

>>24076178
SEXUAL RE-PROGRAMMING PROLOGUE
By Sketcher

As you have clearly lost control of your sexual urges, your body will be placed under the total control of Nurse Sintov.

Now, the process will be extensive and long. Conditioning will consist of the following:
As you are very clearly a chronic masturbator, we have seen fit to place you into a straitjacket to prevent such depraved self-abuse.
Further, as you can see, a chastity belt now imprisons your eager pussy. Nurse Simtov, however, has total access to your holes, and as the beginning of your conditioning, has inserted and sealed a (vibrating) dildo into your pussy.
Begging to cum will result in insertion of a ball-gag to prevent any attempt to subvert Nurse Simtov’s control. Any defiance will be punished harshly.
Nurse Simtov will experiment with your body as she sees fit, finding your limits and using them to gain greater control over your wayward body. This control will be lasting and complete.

Regret script. First post and I've had some feelings that I was really able to connect with in that script so, I thought i'd give it a shot. ^~^
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z4eznsUiSY

>>24076363
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z4eznsUiSY
Very nicely done. Welcome. I think I found that in a "write a letter..." feels threads, Glad you connected to it.

>>24074450

Please can someone do this!

http://pastebin.com/TATgB8eu

>>24076515
Thank you! It was in the feels thread and it touched my heart in a really weird way.

>>24076058

Yea because any of these sluts are virgins. Kappa.

>>24076666
If you listen to the new girls questions almost all of them are

>>24076683

Yep! That's an increasing part of the appeal of coming to these threads. I don't listen to many recordings, but the idea that the women here prefer exploring their sexuality through making audios is very nice. Makes me a lot happier than women that are sleeping around to find what they actually like.

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Good Start to the new thread, but we need MOAR from everybody!

STAY BUMPED!

>thank goodness that spell still works

>>24075813

I'm glad you liked it ^^
I read mostly classics (English, Spanish, Russian, German and French) and a little bit of modern fiction. :) I'm now reading As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner ^^

It's going to be easy to enjoy it since we only have access to the Internet in a coffee shop :p

(I have to finish packing :x )

Bye :)

>>24074515

Second this, it's been a grip. =x

>>24076178
>>24076178
More specific Porn Commentary suggestions for you if you want:
Electric Pussy Licking & Torment
Don't Be Afraid of the Pussy
Allie S&S (full length video)

Good day everyone, hope you guys are doing well.

>>24076862
That's really nice, I always look forward to find new things to dedicate myself to in my free time (which is always eluding). If you leave me your email address on chirbit one of these days I'll share with you my folder of books on Mega. There aren't that many classics there yet, but it's always updating. Have fun dear Dorothy.

>>24077157
Morning :)
I have my email address on my chirbit bio. I can help you with the classics ^^

**

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>>24076178
I'll give it a shot, but that's what makes visual porn frustrating for me. My ideal porn site would have as many tags as Amazon has for buying shoes. Not because I'm super picky but because what I don't like is weird but easy to describe and what I do like is nebulous as fuck and I don't even know the right words for it. It would be nice to just start narrowing down things I know I don't care for and see what happens.

>>24076907
I'll check this stuff out I guess.

>>24076286
Gah! Where do you come up with these names?

Sexual Reprogramming Prologue
http://chirb.it/DJ6qFs

I'm Zantosa! I'm usually here but may drop in less than usual right now. I like ageplay, gore, and incest, and I'm a switch. I'm not into animals. I'm off to the office in a couple minutes, enjoy your day everyone!

schlicking archive where

>>24077193
Oh, that's a good idea, I will write an email directly then when I have more time, thank you.

>>24077223
Hi Zan, have a nice day at work and a nice day overall!

>>24077223
Hun can you just pop in once a day, not even to record if you can't, just so I know you're not on the street

>>24077223
Zantosa, Great sexy audio perf as always!
The last bit of your Porn Commentary inspired the idea so if you enjoyed it it's kind of karma.

Sorry about the odd names, guess my imagination runs into the department that hands out names and goes all sci-fi on them. :?'

On the other matter I hope I have been helpful and maybe even made your questing (Pornemon Go?) a little easier.

- Sketcher

>>24077282
your dreams

Good Afternoon, thread.

>>24078115
Good afternoon VK, hope you're doing well.

Poetry Bump

the babysitter

When you leave for the evening —
card games, parties, office things —
it is your wife's closet
I go to first.
She's got great
taste in shoes.
I glisten under
her expensive
make-up,
stroke her perfume
behind my ears. I smell
like her, like this. Your baby's hands
fumble for my nipples.
She gums my pinky while I rifle
around in your drawers. My hands
go anywhere they want, and I learn
so much: your wife's diaphragm
(who uses a diaphragm?)
in her underwear drawer, your porn
stash under the bed, there's pot
in the bedside table.
You are so American,
I could see you on TV,
some movie about some guy
driving the babysitter home.

You wonder what I know, here in the blink
of the turn signal, but I won't tell you anything.
My closed mouth is so young, if you listen
carefully, you could hear echoes of breast milk.
Already I know so much:
Why you're driving a little too slow,
how the thought of touching me makes you lurch,
a drunken car on a winding road,
how you will go home and trace me
on your wife with your mouth
and she will be grateful for your ardor —

but for now, we are still in the car.
Your fingers are smooth and damp on the wheel
and you are in your head, you are 20 or so, there is no
baby seat in the back and it is our first
date, dinner and a movie. You want to know
if I had a nice time. "Of course," I say. "Did you?" You're
broken. No one ever asks about you — and you did, you had
a great time, want to do it again, all of it, bad Chinese food and all,
see the action figure kicking ass 15-feet high while your thigh presses against
mine in the flickering dark, and you'd do it all again to get
to this moment, with the shock
of how soft my face is, how you're surprised
by the stubble on your cheeks, that's where you are
when you pull into my driveway, barely remembering
not to kiss the babysitter good-
night. I take your money and I'm
gone.

--Daphne Gottlieb

I'm lonely and have the sads, so I masturbated. I hope someone can enjoy it despite my noisy vibrator and the clicking.
http://chirb.it/Hf2Nr1

>>24078718
Awwww!
Sorry you're lonely with a case of the feels - but you sound just lovely :-)

>>24078718
>http://chirb.it/Hf2Nr1
Thanks, Yupper! Good to hear you again!

>>24078718
We could hear music together. I will start it when the clock changes to :29. Then we can both wonder about who we are hearing parallel to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE9dTx9jJbc

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>>24078718
Sorry to hear that you were sad. If you feel lonely you can come here and talk with us a bit, I personally appreciate talking with others a lot.
It's the first time I see your profile (I'm relatively new to FSA), that flower reminds me of Zero's flower in Drakengard 3. For what is worth, I hope you'll have nicer days ahead, Yupper.

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>>24078793
Thank you kindly, sweet anon!

>>24078815
I'm so flattered someone remembers me! I feel bad I deleted most of my recordings now...Maybe I can work on my quality and start fresh.

>>24078818
I ended up in a trance rather than pondering anything. Thank you for sharing because I now have a wonderful artist to listen to and calm my nerves. Her voice is so soothing that I plan to listen to her work while going to sleep later.

>>24078848
Oh, I'm just being a goose since I'm finally experiencing what happens when love doesn't work out. It might be good for me to join in the discord though now that you mention this!
I never made the connection, but Zero's flower does look similar. The flower in my profile picture is a datura blossom. I grow them in my garden and despite them being very poisonous, they have the most beautiful, delicate and sweet fragrance.
And thank you as well for the kind words!
I never beat the final boss and I still feel salty and ashamed pff.

Thanks again, everyone. You just commenting on me brightened my day immensely.

>>24079064
I've got that kind of memory. I might be able to dig your old recordings out, if you want to re-up.

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>>24079064
I'm glad that our comments brightened your day. And thanks to your post I now have discovered a good artist thanks to >>24078818, a good type of flower that I would like to seek out the next time I go to a garden house, and a smile to know that someone else has played Drakengard 3 here. In my city everyone is really close-minded and doesn't play anything that isn't FIFA/Gran Turismo mainstream, and I end up kind of grinning that I turn my head around, watch the city while the melody of the last boss play.
That is, it plays because I try to beat it and cannot. I feel bad for not giving Zero some closure, but one day I'm sure I will.
I'll be sure to also listen to your chirbit, you have a nice voice to listen to. Whether ramblings, sexual things and anything else, I hope you will post more here (to talk too) if you have the time and feel like it.

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SUMMER SWIMSUIT SCRIPT COLLECTION


"Bratty Little Sister Bikini Sex"
He won't get off the couch so she uses here body and a skimpy bikini to motivate him.
http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
I. Line 117
II. Line 110
Cousin Version of I: Line 131

In terms of general bathing suit play
"One-Piece Convert" by VK
He only likes girls in bikinis, until she shows him what she's got.
http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
Line 93


"Fetish Discovery" by VK
[MF][Rough Sex][Bathing suit/texture fetish]
She came home from her lifeguard shift and her boyfriend jumped her with unexpected consequences.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 81

Neighbor Girl Does Bikini Tease (request fill) by VK
She uses his pool and has noticed him admiring her body in her bikini. She decides it's time to repay the favor.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 940

"Swimsuit For Summer" by Sera
She takes her lover into the changing room while shopping for a personal fashion show with extras.
http://pastebin.com/atWcsxLF

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>>24077282
Use google to search chirbit or other audio hosting sites for Schlick or Masturbation. The explore tag doesn't show new NSFW posts anymore, at least on my PC.

>>24077640
It's fine, I just appreciate the slight silliness of them.

And I love stuff with any type of mental asylum theme, so I'm always happy to do any of it.

>>24077636
>>24077636
TL;DR
This is so embarrassing, but okay. Thanks for worrying about me. Sorry for the abuse of the word "like."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aWL7A9Pfzg

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>>24079690
<3 I love you Z
I'm always sensitive to that because like I said I've been through it before, but I'm glad you're confident it won't come to that.

Plus you're the cutest little loli 2bh
(I cried when I heard 'it's ok to like little girls' "you're forgiven")

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I SUMMON EVERYBODY!

>don't make me send cthulu for you

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>>24079690
SEXUAL RE-PROGRAMMING Part 1
By Sketcher

And here is our trussed patient in all her glory...
Your first day, and you are already drooling from your gag...my, what a messy slut we have here!
Look at you...suspended in a tight white straitjacket, gagged, locked in a chastity belt, legs tied open wide for maximum access...for me, of course.
Youu get no access, and deserve none, to that tight twat you so loved to schlick...dirty, dirty girl. Your cunt surely aches, but you’ll have no fucking say.
Let’s start by opening the cunt-slot of your chastity belt, hmmm? There...open the lock...slide the door open...so much cunt juice, tut tut!
Out comes the dildo...how long has it been in there, slut? Did you know, my little twat-twiddler, that a girl can get so used to being stuffed, she misses it when it’s gone? Oh...that look of confusion in your eyes...I’ve touched a nerve, haven’t I?

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STAY BUMPED!

<sigh>

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>>24080494
http://chirb.it/P2fOpn

>>24079785
<3. Thanks. And I'm glad it made you feel better.

Also, because it's too hot to sleep, this.

My fantasies are better
http://chirb.it/8DMFCa
Ageplay, rape, snuff, yandere, femsub kinda

>>24080926
>My fantasies are better

This was incredible, and so my speed it's not even funny. Was this a script sent to you or something you came up with on your own?

Thanks, not nearly enough snuff on here. I may have to dust off Word and get you some stuff.

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Good day everyone, hope you will have a nice and tranquil day today.

>>24080342
>>24080731
*pat pat*
I actually want to check your chirbit when I have more time too VK, I remember you mentioned it some time ago. Do you mind if I ask what made you post MSA audios in the first place, how hard it was to record them, and so on?

>>24077223
Hey Zantosa! It's Mouse, though I'm not in a recording mood. A lot of the weeb porn/ fur porn requires tags, or has people that will actually go through and tag stuff, because there is gore and the like that some people tend to blacklist- so I end up staying on those weird sites. A few tag searches (and knowing how to allow or disallow furry) will usually help you figure out what's in your style. It's how I know about most of the fetishes I've seen here- So go poke around the internet or something... With caution.

>>24081345
>>24077223
I haven't followed much this conversation both in this thread and the past one, but the problem from what I understand is to find nice videos without ending up on bad/extreme stuff? When I search for videos from time to time I ended up stumbling on some decent content, but it was almost never tagged and it took a lot of time to find (which really makes me not appreciate porn); what seems to be the interest seeked in this case?

Also hi Mousey, hope you're doing well.

>>24080926

Hi Zantosa. :3

Any chance you are still doing the feminization improv from the last thread? I know you have been kind of busy. I am glad you are well. ^.^

>>24078718
Yaaay!

>>24081345
This is of course what I should do, Mouse. Thanks... It didn't occur to me to try smaller, more niche porn sites. I have okay luck with tumblr... I'll check some of that out.

>>24081483
Well, it's double sided. There are a lot of things I really like but don't know what to call when looking for porn like that. And a lot of things I don't like because... Not because they are too extreme, but they bug me. Like when I did that commentary I had to close one thing because there were a bunch of super short scenes awkwardly cut together, and my attention span doesn't work like that... Every time I started enjoying something it would change suddenly. Or I love mental asylum themed medical fetish stuff... Which is very hard for me to find.

>>24081004

Sorry, that was a script someone emailed. I didn't tag the way I normally do. And it's very my speed as well. I'd be happy to do more like that, and lots of snuff stuff.

>>24081778
I'm so sorry I forgot with everthing going on! And I still have a bunch of scripts people sent, but that one should be pretty simple. I'll have it in the next couple days, really need to get tape and finish packing today. My room is over half done but still some kitchen things and a few things to grab from storage or throw away, you know?

By the way VK, those liqour store boxes are working great. I even got a little tray for my drinking glasses!

>>24082172
I don't even know why this made me laugh!

>>24079145
It's wonderful seeing someone else who's played Drakengard! Even though I have a few friends who are into games, most of them play strategy and FPS types. Are you also interested in Nier? I adored the first game and I'm looking forward to seeing how the second one turns out with Platinum handing the combat.
I don't feel so bad now seeing someone else was having trouble with that final boss. One day I swear to do the same!
>ramblings
I'm good at that! Some people enjoyed when I posted a few times in regular vocaroo threads. I always imagine people just want audio clips of sexier things in this thread, so I don't know what to talk about really.

>>24079136
Oh my! No, it's fine. I'll just upload new things slowly.

I do have a question for the ladies here and men in our MSA threads, though! Have any of you had low self-confidence and continuing to do this helped you with that?

>>24081268
>your chirbit
I haven't set one up.

As for your other question. I had done some stuff for an LDR I was in, so I just tested some of them out. I've done Radio DJ stuff and had a job where I did a lot of speaking, so it wasn't too uncomfortable.

>>24082421
>By the way VK, those liqour store boxes are working great. I even got a little tray for my drinking glasses!

Glad to hear it! I just try to do some good in the world. Pass the knowledge on!


>>24082480
Anecdotally, I know it's helped some people come out of their shells, helped people get their groove back after health issues, and find stress-relief in coming here and becoming a different person than they are IRL.

I hope actual performers chime in on this.

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>>24082421
I can relate to what you wrote a lot, minus the mental asylum themed medical fetish stuff. Mostly because I hadn't thought of an asylum and a particular mix of those beforehand. Hm, ideas for another script.

>>24082480
>It's wonderful seeing someone else who's played Drakengard!
That exactly what I thought yesterday, haha. I am also interested in Nier, yes, as well as generally being interested in Yoko Taro's opinion on games, media and tropes. The second one seems promising as you say because of Platinum Games involved, but I'm sure that it will still retain the magic of the first one. It's kind of surprising, isn't it? A spin-off from Drakengard (which was created after the problem with Drakengard 2 license from what I understood) managed to become a world apart that is still influenced, and still influences, the original. And now Taro ended up re-aligning all the worlds together, even the 2nd. What I'm interested the most in now is understanding how Drakengard 1.3 goes in detail (I read lots of info and a translation, still want moar), as well as seeing what the difference brought up by Zero and Mikhail will be to the original world, and the world of Nier. Have you read all the novellas of Nier and Drakengard? They show even more how much of a dark world it is.

>>24082818
I see, pretty interesting. I now tend to be more comfortable earlier than I would when I talk with others. I think the lack of proper communication with decent people makes me talkative when I find decent ones now.

>>24083314
BUMP

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***FIFTEEN PHRASES CHALLENGE***
According to some sex therapist whose name I just can't recall, these fifteen phrases are guaranteed to turn any man to jelly if they are whispered huskily into his ear. Ladies, I think it is your responsibility, duty even, to test this theory. Huskily whisper away!

“I love the way you kiss me…especially when you kiss me there!”
“I want to get naked with you right now.”
“Do you like the way that feels?”
“Use your mouth on me.”
“I love the things you do with your tongue.”
“You’re so damn gorgeous.”
“Want to see what I really want? Come closer…”
“Tell me what you want.”
“This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.”
“It drives me crazy when you look at me that way…”
“You taste so good.”
“Come over here and ride me hard.”
“Your wish is my command.”

I need help!

I'm trying to record for the first time, but then I noticed this weird "Tick.... Tick... Tick..." sound in the background.
It shouldn't be my mic/computer, as it works just fine in skype.

I tried using vocaroo, as it's really easy to use.
Can I fix the problem, or do I have to use another recorder?

>I used vocaroo erlier (two/three weeks ago?), and it worked just fine, example upload, super akward first time poem:
http://picosong.com/tSmZ
>Or is the Tick sound only in my headphones?

>>24084541
>http://picosong.com/tSmZ
1. I hear it too. You're not imagining it.
2. You might have two mics open at the same time. If you are using a headset, make sure that your onboard mic is turned off, or muted it in any other open applications.

anyone know the name of the girl who had the chirbit account with a cat with wings for the picture?

she had some good stuff i'd like to revisit

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>>24082421
If you don't mind furshit, e621 dot net has an amazing tagging system. It's mostly images, though, but it's good for figuring out names of things. If you do mind fur, just search not_furry and there won't be any semianthro police bunnies there. But a lot of the terms I know I can attribute to that site.

>I can't believe I'm talking about tagging on porn sites on my mobile on data what am I doing anymore

@other anon: Yes! I am!!! Quite well actually. I'm drawing my character for my game on Saturday and I finished her bio this morning. I'll read it for you guys tonight!! Her name is Anona and she's a Changeling.

>>24084541
Also, cel phones and phone chargers can interfere with microphones. Move them away.

>>24084587
Thank you.

>2. You might have two mics open at the same time.
I'm using a laptop, but I disabled all the other mics avaible. Perhaps my headset is broken.
I could try another recording device, but I don't know which to use, really.

Any friendly tips for this newfag?~

>>24084608
Oh wow. Really?
I'll try that.

>>24084311
I just turned my own self on practicing these...so I guess that works?

>>24084612
Still the same Tick sounds.
>Frustration.

>>24084645
We talking audio connection or USB connection? Have you tried different ports?

You might consider ignoring it or just rolling with it. There is a certain percentage of audiofiles who are sensitive to ASMR and would love the clicking. I have heard much worse in many mics.

>>24084645
it could be the fan of the computer if you have a laptop, but if it is a laptop would try moving it to a different location just to make sure the ticking sound isnt environmental

>>24084665
Wireless headset, originally for a PS, but works on pc, with some sort of usb that I'm using. I tried switching it to another port, but they're all very used, and a tad glitchy.

>You might consider ignoring it or just rolling with it.
Uhm. I could. But it feels like wasted time if it annoys the one who's listening to it.

>>24084668
The fan isn't in sync with the ticking, but I'll look into it!
I might even open it up to check for dust and such, while I'm at it.

>To add; my laptop is 9 years old, samsung.
>Works sorta fine, so I havn't bought a new one.

>>24082480
Sketcher, here...

I have really bad social anxiety and am sadly not confident at all.

I find its a way to flex my creative muscles and people have liked my writing (including several girls via emails and IM etc), and I enjoy hearing the ladies perform my writing and elevate it; for me its as much creative as sexual; I think those two parts of me have a strong connection.

I have thought of trying my hand at MSA a bit, but am not confident enough and because I don't speak much at all IRL it would be steep to do.

>>24084599
Pip? Maybe.

>>24080926
Thanks for that, Zan, as ever you elevate it with your wonderful style.

Here's the next part:

SEXUAL RE-PROGRAMMING Part 2
By Sketcher

You know the difference between boys and girls, slut?
Boys think with their dicks and admit it, girls think with their pussies but deny it, and thus they spin themselves a filthy lie.

Girls like you, for example. The lie is the reason you find yourself bound and caged in this very special hospital.

See...if I insert my fingers...like so, and slowly...screw your pussy...ha...so predictable....you grind instinctively on my fingers, squelching hungrily...where, I wonder, is your little brain in all this, slut?

All I have to do is pump and screw your cunt... and you dance for me like a wet needy puppet, thinking with your cunt, little slut.

Come on, try to not grind and hump my fingers, reclaim your dignity, girl...are you a woman or a cunt?

The result of the lie...now so enslaved by your nymphomania, you can’t even stop disgracing yourself for a second, can you?

Oh, don’t worry, girl...I have plans to deal with your little “problem”.

>>24084720
you could maybe try sending sfw recordings to a friend to practice first? im a frequent visitor at msa and i always feel like theres a shortage of new boys- plus you could always pop in for just one recording unlisted and then if the audience loves you, you could establish yourself! or if you feel like thats unwanted attention, you could just drop the whole thing and still chat/hang with us :')

from one supremely anxious anon to another, believe in the me that believes in the you!

>>24084311
Okay, I'm giving this a try.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ucfLaEBs37
>“I love the way you kiss me…especially when you kiss me there!”

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M6rOc8lUPf
>“I want to get naked with you right now.
(I know I accidentally blew air on the mic, but it was the best recording.)
(This line was hard..)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vh1MTlooNf
>“Do you like the way that feels?”
>Actually touching myself.
>Sounds like a total scrub. Oh wells.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nQd4OvOyvc
>“Use your mouth on me.”
>Okay I'm bad. I'll just keep going.

>Okay, wait what. I was so caught in my own "fun" that I recorded the wrong thing.
>So hey, extra;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rlmEmPiwtu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HthGFLpC8W
>“I love the things you do with your tongue.”
>No comments.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DEJpA4X8QG
>“You’re so damn gorgeous.”
> :|

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fVUbBQeviN
>“Want to see what I really want? Come closer…”

Okay I'm just going to stop here.
Please be honest, good/bad?
How can I improve it?
>Ignore the background noise, I can't seem to fix it.

>>24084801
Thanks, will take that advice onboard. I believe in the you that believes in the me. :-)

>>24074450
Femdom captions:
https://anonmgur.com/up2/f75674f853a232955eba73d885bd32a8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FvhRccd.png
https://imgur.com/r/keyholdercaptions/6LSAQrP

>>24084881
Actually your delivery was pretty good and felt authentic. The audio quality is the only real issue.

>>24084924
Thank you. I really tried to put my emotions into it.
I'll probably have to use another mic/pc for it to improve.
>First time doing this.

>>24084881
You should take these a little slower. But you have the tone right, I think It's hard to tell. Besides the ticking, there is a lot of noise around. Try turning your mic down a bit. Also, most performers do all 15 lines in one file. But no matter.

>>24084732
thats the one, thanks anon

>>24084935
You're very good for a first timer, especially getting the naturalness right from the start.

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STAY BUMPED!

>I need some new summoning spells.

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Bumpety Bump

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>>24081345
>>24084605
Confirming these are both Mouse! Let's get this bumped, hm?

Cardiac Arrest by Bad Suns
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QebrZKGXeZ

I'm Not The One by 3OH!3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s193Gj8B6ul7

Car Radio by Twenty-One Pilots
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i1tWMdF37u

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race by FOB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mjVg4hFOpl

When I Am King by Great Big Sea
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ipceNpefH6

>>24085891
Mouse reads the story for the Changeling earlier mentioned (see: mouse is ridiculously excited about Saturday and playing D&D because she is a Nerd(tm) with no life)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JghYrdZZPX
^It's like half an hour of me reading my 10-page backstory and desu it's more self-indulgent noise than anything that genuinely belongs here so. I'll make up for it soon I promise.

>>24085995
Mouse does the 100-1 Challenge! The Vocaroo URL even says WIN!! -small dance- (NSFW, finally, has a vibrator sounds)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IFCMNwinNN

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Good morning guys, hope you guys are doing well. Yesterday night was surprisingly nice and decent for me, here's hoping today will be as well for everyone.

>>24084541
>>24084881
Hello, and welcome here. I think the clicking sound might be a problem related to the usb microphone if you're using one along the headset. I found that there might be a hotfix online available, see if this works: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/933433

Otherwise, quoting another thread:
Right click on the volume icon in the system tray and click "playback devices". Click on the headset then press "Properties". Go to the Enhancements tab, check the "Bass Boost" box. (This seems counter-intuitive but bear with me, this does work). Once you've checked the box, click "Settings". Set the Boost Level to "None". Here's the important bit; set the frequency to 100 Hz. If this only partially fixes the issue for you, try different frequencies until it works for you.

ps:
>“You’re so damn gorgeous.”
> :|
That actually made me smile. I think you put effort in it and they came out nicely, when you find a script that you like be sure to try recording it and share. Even ramblings about day/life/opinions are very nice and appreciated here c: (by me mostly)

>>24084605
that's nice to know Mousey, thank you very much for sharing the story and the other audio. Keep being productive and having nice days, it's good to hear you happy.

>>24085891
Wow! Tunes!
>>24085995
Wowie! Mouse is Queen of the Geeks!

>>24086035
Wowza!

And you labeled them all! I think I love you!

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Bumpin'

>>24084945
Thank you!
I reeaally tried to tak it slow, but it really feels unnatural to me, so that's why I kept that pace o:
(Mostly when I get ehh.. Playful. I talk as quick as my fingers move, ahah!)
Even so, I'll try it in the future, for you guys!

>>24086081
Good evening~
I'm looking into it right now.
>Otherwise, quoting another thread:
>Already knew, and tried that before posting the sound files.
I can say with some level of security that I'm very technical.

>That actually made me smile.
Good! Haha. It was more or less, a comment to myself. I didn't feel satisfied with the outcome.

Thank you, though!
> Even ramblings about day/life/opinions...
I could try that, yeah. Feel free to write Some questions that you would like to have answered, and I'll ramble on.
(I sorta need a topic to start.)

>https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/933433
>The page you have requested is not available.
I'm currently searching for a fix right now.

-

I'm probably going to flip my shit if I can't find a solution to my sound quiality problem, or I'll just continue with it. :|

>>24087391
>I reeaally tried to tak it slow, but it really feels unnatural to me, so that's why I kept that pace o:
Okay, but understand that there is a reason I call you guys performers and it's not just that vocawhore is disrespectful. This is a performance and that means you need to control your voice. Put yourself in the mindset of someone saying these things to a lover, a boyfriend/girlfriend or at least someone you are interested in.

>>24086081

http://prntscr.com/bvt7ht
Can this be the problem?
I can't even change it, for some reason.
(The mic doesn't even have Bass Boost, by the way.)
I'm searching for an update for my drivers.
>Headset be too old, no avaible drivers on their page.
>Live chat isn't avaible.
>Tilts.

>>24087463
>This is a performance and that means you need to control your voice.
When I say it feels unnatural, I mean, it sounds unnatural for me, in any suitation.
I want it to feel real. That's performing?
I can only play a "character" which is similar to myself, I compare it to roleplaying (the nerdy kind).
>Put yourself in the mindset of someone saying these things
This is exactly what I'm doing. Then how well I can put it in my voice, is what I have to get better at?~

>>24087503

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS (These are very useful!!): http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording (These are super helpful!!): http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

>>24087521
Thank you.
I've already read the first one, but I'm reading it once more.
I guess I'll have to do some private training for now.

>>24087548
I got onto the microsoft site with no problem. Try again, maybe?

Practice is key, if that isn't mentioned. Practice, practice, practice. You can practice here all you want

The last page of the Pro-Tips--Ko's essay on sounding sultry is key.

>>24087503
"Unnatural" and "natural" are kind of weird, because people demand that performers (in anything, actors, musicians, whatever) be "natural," but don't actually want this. I remember reading the example in FSA that two actors on stage speaking to each other will angle their bodies out towards the audience. This is totally unnatural (you wouldn't aim your shoulder at somebody while talking to them) but it helps the audience follow what is happening a little bit better. Same thing here. I think you're stressing out over a standard that doesn't actually help you or make sense.

>>24087567
The page still doesn't work. :c
>You can practice here all you want
Well, those files I uploaded were my first ones, so I'd count them to "practice".
Hopefully, I'll get somewhat better with time~

>>24087883
So I should do what is unnatural for me, but natural for the audience?..

>>24082421
>>24081778

You are a wonderful and amazing person. Thank you so much. I am looking forward to it. :3

>>24088153
>The page still doesn't work. :c
I would put it in a pastebin, but that really won't work since it's full of links for a hotfix arranged by operating systems.

Hello everyone, today I risked my life and had fun, all good.

>>24087391
>https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/933433
>The page you have requested is not available.

Wah, really? It loads normally for me, so I downloaded it and put it in my dropbox. Try to see if it works, hopefully:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20443040/305384_intl_x64_zip.exe

>Feel free to write Some questions that you would like to have answered, and I'll ramble on.
(I sorta need a topic to start.)

I'll be sure to write some later, as soon as I rest a moment, thank you!

>>24087477
Hmm. You could try download Driver Booster (it's free), and let him decide if there are drivers that can substitute what you have. If you tell me precisely both headset and microphone brand I can check for a solution as well personally, no problem.

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>>24088365
Thank you! You're so helpful ;o;
I'll get back to it later, I'm currently working on setting up a stream~

I'll look forward to your questions!
I'll answer them all truthfully.
(If that's the word to use..)

My headset has a built-in mic.
I don't know exactly what it is, as it's a gift.
Old, playstation headset. I'll add a pic of it.

>>24088521
Hmm, there doesn't seem to be much on it, beside some posts about "Charging it by USB doesn't give you enough power as PS3", refuted by some posters, and that you should try to simulate the 7.1 through a Creative Labs card, with the software included by your drivers.

I'd say to try Driver Booster still, with a Nvidia Card it might prioritize those too. Also, you should check whether keeping the Recording Devices tab from the sound icon open allows the click to disappear, just for curiosity.
Here is a link for Driver Booster:
http://download.cnet.com/Driver-Booster-3/3000-18513_4-75992725.html

Thank you by the way, let's see, for the questions...

1) How was your day today?
2) What are you doing in these days?
3) Have plans for the rest of the Summer and August? (Traveling, finishing a project, etc.)
4) Are you watching something nice, reading something good or playing games that you're liking a lot?
5) Which is your favourite book? And Movie? And Game, if you play them?
6) Do you have pets? If you do, you should pet them live too for us (if you get the chance and they aren't bothered by it of course, their tranquillity comes first)

These are the ones I'm thinking of for the moment, hope the hotfix will work directly.

>>24088657
I just recorded all of these questions with my mic muted.
>Fml.

>>24089052
Hahaha, am sorry to hear that. You can do them another time if you prefer.

>>24076522

Bump for vore please!

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>>24088365
>downloaded it and put it in my dropbox
http://prntscr.com/bvyhw0

I have this http://prntscr.com/bvyi2n
No idea how it works, ahah. I'm going to sit down with the manual.

>Driver Booster
That's next, if I can't fix the problem with the Audacity program.

POETRY BUMP

There once was a lass from the coast
Who had an affair with a ghost
At the height of orgasm
With this pallid phantasm
She said, "I think I feel it...almost."

I know, maybe this sound weird but...I'm here for an audio...I have an idea about the type of audio that I want...but...I want some natural.
Fer is a girl that I love...but she isn't my girlfriend...she is very depressed and I can't do nothing to help...that's make me very sad. In my actual situation, she said "I can't tell you that, actually I don't feel it"...she is very hard about his own rules and I want hear she saying "Ale, I love you", "I need you", "I'm very happy with you"...things that someone says when is in love. The auidio that I want is, probably difficult.
My true language is the spanish...sorry about my mistakes with the english.
So...I want an audio in spanish, I didn't have an script...because I want that sounds natural. Maybe, a girl masturbating meanwhile she sayis that things...in spanish of course...and, in ocations, saying my name...Alejandro, or just Ale.
Please...that's the only thing that I wish now.

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Ohai thread

I am on the way to drunk land
Pls give me something to do I am lonely and bored but not horny

At least not right now...

>>24090110
>>24089924
>>24078472
>>24074943
Howzabout these?

>>24090110
How bout a wet finger tease masterbate.. I'm not allowed to touch.. Just have to "watch" you while you talk about how good it feels ??

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Penis Ship Bump.

>>24090123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b9plboU2ZN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00zklEitE27

>>24090137
No thx plskthxbai

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>>24090141
Well, that ship is going into a black hole, so I guess that's what it should be.

>>24090163
Thanks!

STAY BUMPED

>>24088365
How did you risk your life?

>>24088364
I know what this is referring to, but it still sounds like random cyberpunk jargon.

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Hiya, Gold back in town again with some old poetry recordings I keep forgetting about.
Red
http://chirb.it/0bd08q

The Truth Is That I Don't Need You
http://chirb.it/97BAd7

It Was Exhausting The Way I Loved You
http://chirb.it/P5Bgcv

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Vilmon here. I'm still not sure if it's presumptuous for writers to establish, but I'm doing so now.

I generally write femdom and fantasy stuff, but I'm trying to diversify my fetishes.

Archive: http://pastebin.com/u/vilmonchanwriter

Paladin falls: http://pastebin.com/kw6YQdtN

Making senpai notice me: http://pastebin.com/GfKtjELZ

Boyfriend bondages badly: http://pastebin.com/gTY01jQB

Have a drunk song <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aC4od7wqtT

Might be a little loud idk idc

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Good morning everyone, I feel destroyed and sleepy still.

>>24089545
Hmm, could you tell me what operative system do you have and how much RAM do you have? If it's 32-bit or 64-bit? You can check everything by clicking on the Start button and type "System" to find information about this, or just typing "dxdiag" too and checking the analysis.

>>24090141
where is that ship from?

>>24090163
>>24090486
Thanks for sharing these, I really liked hearing you sing. Do you happen to have a chirbit with more singings/talkings? Also, sorry to hear about the loneliness.

>>24090201
I'll tell that personally to those I'm writing to, since some people that know me are here

>>24090235
thank you very much for the poems Gold, hope you're doing ok these days.

>>24090560
It's Maximilian's ship from Disney's The Black Hole.

>>24090579
>Disney's The Black Hole.
thank you, will give it a look when I can!

>>24080926
Do you have a ramble about your kinks? Or an f-list? They seem intricate and parallel mine, interested to hear about them.

>>24080926
>My fantasies are better

The build up in this is great, from whipped cream to dark and twisted.

Did you cold read that script cause you sounded especially into it.

http://pastebin.com/JH7CYFYC

Mommy is the best rape assistant.
Rape/Incest/Snuff

My first script.

>>24090235
Gold! I thought Australia was lost to us!

>>24078718
Thank you so much for this, it was lovely

And another shooting, this time in Munich, apparently in two places at the same time. People there, stay safe.

>>24090560
Win 7, 64-bit, 4gb ram, system model; R580/R590.

The First Time I Called Him “Daddy”

“I’ve never been with someone like you; someone so concerned with getting me off! <laugh> I know you love hearing me come when you’ve made it happen and I love it too. What’s today’s plan? You’ve got me over your knees, with my skirt up. I guess I’ve been a bad girl. Aren’t you going to…<SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!><Moan and react as you will> <SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!> Feel how wet I am and….you are so hard. You’re driving me mad! <SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!> Oh, sorry, sorry, I’m sorry I was so bad! <moan> I’ll never do it again! <pause> Ooh, I want you in me as well! Off your knees and onto our bed! What? You want to eat me up? Your mouth on me….Ow! Oh god! You’re biting me! No, no, I love it. More, please! Oh! <more excited moaning> Oh! That’ll leave a mark…mark me as yours….Mmmm…you feel so good…<more excited moaning…<SLAP!><even more excited moaning> OhGOD! You totally should have bitten me there when…I was…Oh GOD….over your knees….<improvise to orgasm> <pause>
You did it again! Oh, I like this slow rhythm. I can’t believe you haven’t come yet! Is there something I could do for you? Dirty talk? What should I say? <giggle> Anything? Careful what you ask for…<moan> Okay…fuck me.. you’re fucking me so good, baby… Keep biting me! Your mouth….tearing into me….marking me up…owning me…<loud moan> Oh, I am yours, so much so…keep fucking me, oh keep fucking me, Daddy!…OH! <pause> God, you came so hard! <laugh>I’ve never heard you grown so loud. Can you speak? You’re shaking your head<laugh> You came the moment I called you Daddy. Do you want to be my daddy, babe? Because, I would love to be your little girl.” <kiss>

>>24091997
>Win 7, 64-bit, 4gb ram, system model; R580/R590
Dang, shouldn't give that problem. What did Driver Booster say? If you'd like, we could talk in private and set up a teamviewer so I can check fast about drivers and so on, but beside checking Driver Booster, going into more technical section to force updates and possibly check directly the model, I'm out of ideas. I hope one of these works.
Oh by the way, also try this one: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/mats/audiorecording

>>24092145
>https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/mats/audiorecording
>http://prntscr.com/bw9r4m
>Couldn't identify the problem.

>Driver Booster
>Nothing connected to my sound/audio/recording in any way.

>teamviewer
>No, thank you. Not letting a stranger control my laptop.

>>24092234
Does the audio recorded in Audacity give the clicking sound as well? Anything change by keeping the Recording Devices window open, and/or modifying the frequency?
For the moment I'm out of ideas and results online we can try, I'll be sure to search for more and let you know if I find something.

One thing about Teamviewer since many people wrote similar things in the past: it's not exactly "controlling your own computer", it's about receiving temporary access to mouse, keyboard and screen, which goes away after you close Teamviewer (and you can do it at any time while observing what the user is doing).
I can understand not wanting someone you don't know to control your laptop, just wanted to clarify about the software since there is some misconception about it. Same for links from dropbox: unless you think the person is really suspicious and is transfering viruses on purpose, dropbox itself is not a service that contains viruses inherently. Even when dealing with a stranger there are some safeguards that are available to you to prevent any malicious action, which is good to know for the future.

>>24092436
Yeah, it doesn't seem to go away.
I'm just going to see if I can fix the problem by using a program. Somehow bo electing the "soundless" areas, with the Ticks, and then use it to remove said noise in the actual recording.
Trying to figure out how to do this.
>or modifying the frequency?
Honestly no idea how to do this.

>Teamviewer
Know how it works, have used it in the past, yet allowing a person to see everything on my computer, which I doesn't know, is embarrassing.
>dropbox
Usually never clicks anything related to it, and if I do, I make sure to scan the objects/my computer.

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>>24092484
I made a small image to let you see what I meant by frequency/channels, I remember you posted about it but I would like to see again what results it gives you. You can also click on Troubleshoot and see what it gives (but it might not be different from what I linked so far), as well as checking the other option of Configuring Speech Recognition. Maybe even activating/disabling the AGC in "Custom" might help, be sure to bring it back to normal if it solves nothing.

>allowing a person to see everything on my computer, which I doesn't know, is embarrassing.

That I can understand, a friend once asked me to fix her computer and she had nudes on her desktop. She said she didn't care and that she trusted me, and she wouldn't be bothered anyway, but I was more surprised by the fact that she didn't fear her mother or others looking at them by accident. Unless you really don't mind others that might be less respectful of privacy, It's probably better if you hide a few things that might be embarrassing beforehand if you ever let someone help you (just sharing as a general advice for everyone).

>Usually never clicks anything related to it, and if I do, I make sure to scan the objects/my computer.

Heh I didn't really talk much to people that behaved like this, because I share my whole life and funny things from dropbox, I know mine it's safe, and it becomes an obstacle to the conversation or showing something if I can't find an immediate substitute to upload the image or giant video I want to share. It's good that you take precautions and use the antivirus, although the people that told me they wouldn't click anything dropbox related, most of the time because they suspected it was a scam software (for no reason at it) it became a huge obstacle toward my opening and sharing things to them.

I'm being kind of verbose because it always makes me kind of sad how possible past experiences on 4chan make people more wary and less communicative.

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>>24092584
Forgot to say: be also sure to check if lowering the levels might be of help! You probably tried this already, but it's just to let me know what was tried and what wasn't yet.

>>24076522
Another bump for vore

>>24092584
I sent erlier of how I couldn't change it from 16000Hz (Tape recorder), it's gray, as in, un-targetable.

>(just sharing as a general advice for everyone).
Hah, yeah. Well, we could try it out.
Just take my throw mail, and we can keep this technical-problem in private instead of spamming the thread with off topic things.
[email protected]
Just keep in mind to specify who you are.

>I know mine it's safe
I wouldn't know that, anon~

>past experiences on 4chan
I wouldn't expect anything less coming from such an anonymous-based webpage.

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>>24092770
I agree, better not flood the thread. Replied to the email just now!

>>24092652
alright, I see you bumping this foten, so I'm gonna read this vore script, because I'm curious to know what's in it...

...that was actually less brutal and voresome than I expected.

Ladies taking requests?

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I Summon...Abby Kadabra, AG3, Ai, Alba, Alexa, Alexis, Aliena, AnnoyingCat,Apple, Almond,Angel, Angelica, Alice, Aqueos, Athena, Aus, Autumn, Azzie, Azure, Ariel, Aria, Airy, Acrylic, Aussie Lily, Azula, Babby, Babs, Babble, Baja, Batgirl, Bea, Beecharmer, Belle, Bandage, BarbieDahl, Bits ,Boohoo, Bonaroba, Blanco, Blerk, Blush, Blue, Bumblebee, BunnyChan, Braunbar, BrightNShinyCapn, Bunny, Carmdaddy, Cascade, Chandra, Cherrie, Cola,Consonance, Crow Cry, Clementine, Clara, Crumpet, Cutiegirl6, DieMond, Digit, Dolan, Doll, Dorothy, Dream, Ellie, Emmie, Eve, Eva, Effy, Eludere, Elly, Esper, Franki, Fauna, Fay, Fazermint, Fiddle, Flan, Flower, Freya, FSABlondie, Fuckin' Classy, ~Gemini, --Gemini, Glass Cat, GoGo, Gold, Gumdrop, Gummi, Gweesp, Halfadane, Hatter, Harley, Hawkward, Hazel, Heart, Ice & Fire, Honeybun, idkanona, Iris, Ilsa, Insect Girl, Jammer-Lammy, Jake, Jaybird, Jill, Jojo, Juci, Jupx, Kanna, Kantaloupe, Kaya or Kaia , Kinky-Chan, Kite, Kira, Kiri Kita, Krystal, Lace, Lie, Lila ,Lily, Littlelolita, Lola, Lolichan, Lucrezia, Lady Miss Loon, Lamb,Mado, Megynoid, Mara, Mia, Milkcan, Mira, Mirage, Mittens, Moonshine, Milky, Mineo, Minxy, Ms. Bloom, MizSpecific, Meep, Melvie, Miso, Moonshine, Moose, Morgan, Mouse, Murs, Near, Neighbor,

>>24093153
New Blue Snowball Girl, Nico, Nini, Noire, Nurse, Nyx, Occam's Razor Band Vocalist, Oodle, Orky, Ovri, Owlface, ONA, Peachbun, Picky Brit Girl, Piper, Pillsbury, Pocket, Pomme, Pumpkin, Princess, Princess Meow, Pupper, Ragdoll, Ratten, Reason, Remon, Rhona Reverb, Riley, RoMio, RoRo, Roo, Rose or Secondhand Rose, Roxanne, Royerboat, Ruby Gloom, Ruby Red, Saria, Scar, Scone, Scotsanon, ScottieDesu, Siren,Sleeptalker, Snow, Sparrow, Spaz, Spooky, Spooky Bear, Sona, Shiny, Shygal, Slothie, , Silver, Spliffy, Stella, Stellar, Stoney, Strawberry,Suki, Summer, Sunny,sweetnothingsxx, Swirlgirl, Tadpole, Tako Kohai, Tarte, Tess, Thorabora ,Tiara, Turtle, Trinity, Vanille, Verona, Violet, Villi, Vitiglio, Vox, Vul-Chan, Widget, Whisper, Whisperyanon, Yupperdedo, Yupina, Zaftik, Zantosa, Zealot, Zee, and anybody else who has ridden for the FSA brand in the last three years or contributed to vocaroo threads ever.

>>24093153
Mouse here! Any requests? I'm in a playful mood, and I'll get them done tonight.

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>>24093168
I really, really, really want my undone stuff done.
>>24075505
Have some yoga, explore polyandry, or get your toes sucked, please!

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>>24093168
Sketcher here.

1. Imagine you are in pic related scenario, and describe your imaginings and feelings.

2. Describe your ideal weather, your perfect summer's day, sounds, etc.

3. Say "I am Neutheletron, Ruler of the Galactic Car Park, chosen bag carrier of Butex the Space Tit, hear my roar of mild disaproval and feel a bit sad!"
Hard Mode: Try and make the above sound sexy.

>>24093168

Improv. You catch your neighbor going through your panties drawer, and clothes.

You pick the direction from here. ;)

>>24093327
That would mean he's already in her house, in her bedroom, and probably a serial killer.

Better find him doing the same thing with her laundry in the laundry room of the apartment complex they both live in.

>>24093333

He doesn't have to be a serial killer. He could be that "weird" kid in her highschool or college class. And she finds this stranger in her room. That's hot.

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>>24090560
>>24091506
I'm still kicking funnily enough :3

-Gold

>>24093383
I often feel the same way!

>>24093724
Bumping

2 different improvising requests:

-a girl to masturbate slowly and play as if she is a young wife, suuuuuper pregnant having slow, gentle, careful sex with her husband, laying on your back and he's got his hands on your big bely

-masturbate and talk about how you are attracted to virgin guys or want to lose it with another virgin

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FEATURED LINKS will be up tomorrow if you missed them. And data shows that the shlicking category totals are up higher than they have in a long time. Some creativity here, too.

STAY BUMPED!

Mouse may be your hostess tonight, nighthawks.

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>>24093193
I AM NEUTHELETRON (hard mode attempt)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xWzViL0BOT

Mouse describes a perfect day
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11EnbmoW3qY

Mouse does reaction and feelings to being strung up in a cabin??- It's not very sexy but then again Mouse is a cynical realist with a military parent so
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t1NwNSnIW1

>>24074450
will talk sexy in Tiny Tim's voice, give me a script and i'm down with it

>>24093333
>>24093327
How about... Co-ed dorms?

Mouse gives some exasperated lessons on how to properly steal panties.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eawUrNX7Q1

>>24093177
Mouse does VK's Yoga Tease!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yH0BbyvVn5

And lastly, Goodnight.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cDFQvbSrqR

>>24094480
Your Neutheletron was surprisingly sexy, Mouse...you somehow made my absurd words profound.

Your description of a perfect day was wonderful and so unique and so vivid I could almost feel the raindrops. Wonderful wonderfuel.

And then you put a whole different spin and thoughts on that porn pic. You are full of wonderful surprises.

Many thanks for elevating my requests/challenges. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

>>24094519

What an interesting recording. Well done mouse.
The snarky remarks were very funny.

Good day everyone. I ended up sleeping more than I should've because of not feeling too well. Hope today will be a good day to you.
I was wondering if I had posted the scripts I wrote in this thread, and refound my post, so I'll bump them for the moment: >>24075598

>>24094560
Sweet dreams!

>>24092436
>Teamviewer since many people wrote similar things in the past: it's not exactly "controlling your own computer", it's about receiving temporary access to mouse, keyboard and screen, which goes away after you close Teamviewer

There are quick ways, whilst using any remote control program that allows for local administration rights, to quickly install a small custom or script kiddie backdoor program that NEVER goes away. This is the same thing that happened to FSA blondie. She allowed the remote op to gain elevated rights through TeamViewer. He then installed a backdoor program that was invisible to her. He had full GUI access the same time she did, and she never knew. He even was able to set parental controls on her PC and remove peeps and block them from her SKype etc. he even made posts here on FSA that appeared to be here but were not.

Never allow anyone to remote into your PC unless it's a reputable company.

;)

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>>24095092
>She allowed the remote op to gain elevated rights through TeamViewer.

Again, this is not what I was talking about, it's a very perilous mistake and different from allowing a temporary view where you can control what the person is doing and stop them with all kinds of methods, from simply interrupting the connection to forcing the closure of the software, to more extreme things like disabling your wifi or taking off electricity (which is really not needed for a temporary session, just press alt+f4 or the shortcuts on Teamviewer and everything is interrupted).

I'm sorry about hearing what happened to blondie, and you have right in being careful about who you trust and who you don't, but there is a difference with what happened to her and what the program offers to do, spreading fear and not letting people know about the safer things will just leave them in the dark.

Any ladies taking requests?

I hate that I have to do this, I really hate to do this.

My life has become extremely difficult and stressful as of late. Just when I think I'm coping the situation gets worse.

I do not have the time, the ability or the motivation to record anymore.

Turtle is retiring, I hate that this is happening. But I can no longer continue.

I've had an amazing couple of years in this community and with all of you. I'm going to miss it so bad.

I love you all ~Turtle~

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>>24095378

I can only thank you. It was wonderful to be able to talk to you and get to know you a little bit. You are a lovely young woman that deserves good things coming to you.
I hope that they will come, sooner rather than later.

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>>24095378
I'm very sorry to hear that your life has become extremely difficult and stressful dear Turtle. I don't know much of you, but I'll be happy to listen to what you wanted to share so far, and while thanking for your time here and the things I'm going to enjoy, I hope really that you will be able to solve the problems in real life and be serene again. Take care of yourself, alright?

>>24090954
Partially, but I usually skim scripts, decide if I like where they are going or if I need to clarify anything, and then start reading. If someone emails me a script, like that one, I usually check my email at work during the day, then reply to longer emails or work on scripts at night.

I was pretty into it because villain monologue+criminal couples+sadism. Plus, I like build up, too.

>>24090915
I tried talking about this last night but it turned out to be 45 minutes long, and not that coherent.

>>24095378
You are a really amazing persona and I hope things get better for you.

>>24084796
http://chirb.it/Be1yID

>>24095546
>>24095378
Turtle is an amazing person, not persona.

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>>24095378
This is a sad day indeed. Much love and hugs to you, Turtle. You have given these threads so much and done a lot for me that I will always remember. Hang in there, shelled one. You will survive.
Folks, we have lost a legend!

>>24094546
Bless you, Mouse!

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SELECTED LINKS FROM THE PRIOR THREAD
Thread #316
No.24029251 07/07/16(Thu)15:17--07/18/16(Mon)14:25
12 days, 79 Recordings, 18 Performers, 79 Posters

SCRIPTS & THINGS (HOT)

Summer doing VK's "Warmed Up For Big Brother"
http://chirb.it/5GIkKD

Summer doing "I'm Such A Little Slut For You" by Entrechat
http://chirb.it/cfvCz8

Mittens being comforting
http://chirb.it/qnN5nc

Zantosa doing "Pedo Pornstar JOI" [mother][daughter][ageplay]
http://chirb.it/qJgJ3s

Anon2 does Entrechat's "I'm Such a Little Slut for You"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iAwprn5IGr

Zantosa does the Jealous Mommy script
http://chirb.it/vOC8fn

TrinityX doing "After School Longing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdyDpPxjgr

Shygal does "Captain Meow's Extravaganza" (loli blowjob) http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B3cWBwccMI

Shygal does "Even if I'm tiny, I'm still your little sis" (incest with sister)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s017Ul6gPSyN

Remon does the Dirty Talking Phrase Challenge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkcseCJmSm

Tako Kohai does VK's "The Upgrade" (Android to Simulant)
script.Its a bit dirty *blush*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14IuAZsZluf

Mouse does Lines from Hard Candy! I haven't seen the movie, so.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06AVD3vnBal

Mouse does a caption in two voices [inc][unc/niece]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RKJzMo1cz8

50 minutes of Mouse reading the weirdest shit in porn mangas <Mouse is currently the leader in this challenge>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0luMC1iU8sv

Zantosa does "Shotglass" [femdom][tease and denial] [recipes:alcohol and semen] [breastmilk][tasty]
http://chirb.it/k0pz67

Zantosa says "You are not allowed to masturbate today"
http://chirb.it/n1qBE7

Pip does "Foreign Exchange Student" by ollie [ageplay][daddy][older man][getting trapped][foreign language][implied incest][virginity]
http://chirb.it/3ECcA4

Mado does a possessive gf thing (You are mine, OK?)
http://chirb.it/FkwbAI

>>24095815
Mado does the German translation of the Internet Tough Guy copypasta.
http://chirb.it/HF4O7r

Zantosa does "Anime Girl" stage direction that amused her
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02WBTSVaZYt

Zantosa does the caption,"Cucked by futa"
http://chirb.it/Kxr0Mb

Zantosa does,"The Preacher's Wife Part 2" [Ageplay][mention of beast][corrupt church camp,etc.]
http://chirb.it/rPa3rf

Zantosa does "Anime Girl"
http://chirb.it/nm1vqy

Turtle does VK's "Bratty Sister Bikini Tease"
http://chirb.it/s0dfgq

Anon does femsub script "I am your slave"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00W2zZXyK4X

Miso moans, "Hi Mommy"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MJPUoaSC83
Chirbit Link: http://chirb.it/5BLtGe

Ruby Red does VK's "Neighbor Girl Does Bikini Tease"
http://chirb.it/sGJ8Ez

TrinityX doing VK's "Massage Magic"
https://soundgasm.net/u/Trinity_X/F4M-Massage-Magic-Script-by-VeeKaytooimplied-incestcousinsmassagefootplay

Zantosa does "Vivisection" by Vilmon [Surgery][vague trans-humanism][futuristic][gory][blowjob][teasing][medical]
http://chirb.it/rcBHhc

Zantosa does someone's pedorotica collection
http://chirb.it/pvMere

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>>24095821
SCRIPTS & THINGS (Mostly SFW)

Summer doing lines from "Hard Candy"
http://chirb.it/5GIkKD

Anon does a depressing cartoon on the thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DBf6LgZ0T7

Summer does a depressing cartoon
http://chirb.it/dLD941

Mittens does a bit about confidence
http://chirb.it/abGEzh

Zantosa doing "You deserve to be happy, depressed anon!"
http://chirb.it/EMg9Cb

Zantosa does a connotative words poem
http://chirb.it/4emFHe

ScottieDesu sings a lullaby
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qropy8l7SV

Zantosa does lines from a video game
http://chirb.it/A2Aw74

Zantosa offers motivation for money-oriented anon
http://chirb.it/J6841d

Zantosa tells us why "Pokemon Go is probably killing the whole internet"
http://chirb.it/8M9qe8

Shygal does I love you, anon (sfw)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kgcPXTA3QK

Tako Kohai does a small sweet talk script
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lkGjIvtkFc

Mouse does the depressing cartoon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hrEhrh7tTt

Anon3 doing a panel on thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ycs5M2Oa2W

Anon3 doing a Sweet Talk Panel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gQt8fOlHpy

Zantosa offers advice to anon who wantst to fuck a MILF co-workers safely
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04WOc4NJOLi

Zantosa tells you, "It's okay to like little girls"
http://chirb.it/zEOAm3

Zantosa does the poem, "The love knot"
http://chirb.it/bEmGna

Zantosa offers reasurrance to a femdom fan
http://chirb.it/B2A7IO

Miso with, "A sad Miso misses anon" (music used is the sad music from Guggure! Kokkuri san when Kohina is "left" by Kokkuri--piano cover)
http://chirb.it/rFsHzc

Dorothy does a poem in portuguese by Alberto Caeiro. :)
http://chirb.it/nykrye

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>>24095825
CHALLENGES/NEW GIRL STUFF/RANDOM

Remon does questions for new girls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdfq7AzxrP

Mittens rambling about makeup and being a DWEEB
http://chirb.it/drq2sD

Mittens does the Slut survey from the slut thread on /soc
http://chirb.it/415LG9

Mado does the New Girl Questions
http://chirb.it/vpGenq
http://chirb.it/460bLB

Anon5 does New Girl Questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YZW0xDvK48
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXySZOGDTG


IMPROVS

Mouse Improvs Wearing a Boyfriend's Boxers (crossdressing I guess?, technically mostly SFW, lots of implicating and no smut, much denial, domestic)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UVBqGT43IX

Mouse being surprised and very nice to a very tiny person
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wW653wO3Vi

Pip does "Because I'm your biggest fan."(this isn't Stan)
http://chirb.it/A4BvNt

Pip presents "Your girlfriend can't sleep and decides to tell you a story about a dancing porcupine."
http://chirb.it/y8Nzbg

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>>24095835
MUSIC & SINGING

Mouse sings Disenchanted by MCR.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eAlevF9HAE

Mouse sings What a Catch, Donnie by FOB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yf7RqP5eBl

Mouse sings Centerfold, (J. Geils Band)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n6UTiOnjzh

Mouse sings Ode to the Bouncer by Studio Killers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lIKwbTPPOX

Mouse sings The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang (Mouse is silly)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05yzRDRJVUY

Dorothy debuts with "La Vie en Rose" in English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R802We1mPm

Anon4 does a song
https://clyp.it/nlfa45kw

I'm stressed and my landlady was playing music loud... Including this taylor swift song that always makes me sad. Have a schlick.

http://chirb.it/nE4Pdm
<3
Zantosa

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>>24096115
So this will end up being "Zantosa does a sad and angry shlick?"

>>24096225
Mostly just sad. I hate having emotions...
That pic made me laugh though. Been listening to Dan Carlin at work lately.

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>>24096225
>>24096250
Sorry to hear that you felt sad Zan. In other smiles given (to me while reading your posts), I too have listened to Dan Carlin a few times, still trying to find older episodes that are not given through my podcast app. History is pretty cool and it's good to have a cool coverage of it among others. When I heard the episode about the Khans I wanted to replay Clan of the Grey Wolf and choose the Mongols as a faction in other games. Really fascinating.

(on that note if you guys like Genghis Khan, check out this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416044/ )

BUMP
>as I look through my draft file for something to do

>>24096250
I wish I could just switch off my emotions. They're doing more harm than good these days.

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>>24096250
So this will actually be

Zantosa valiantly fights off her sadness and gives us a lovely gift: a fresh shlick.

I hope to continue amusing you. with cartoons (pic related)

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>Colas chirbit is gone

>>24095393
>>24096416

Supreme nice guy alert. Thanks for being so sweet, it makes me shed another bloody tear. Fuck off with all your romanticism, it will accomplish nothing.

These chix give two shits about your thoughts you emo mommas boy. Go eat cake with your little sisters.

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>>24090085
Nobody wants to do this for me?

>>24097838
You fell into the hole that people who don't read the thread header often fall into.

>Name and picture requests are generally ignored.

>>24097849
Sorry...but I see some pictures here and...I guess that I need some help

>>24097880
This is not about your post >>24097838 and the picture.Your request >>24090085
had names in it. NAMES!

And you asked for it in Spanish. We had some Spanish speakers around but not lately. And it was an improv request. So that's like three strikes.

1. The most difficult kind of request: improv
2. Improv in a second language if our native speakers don't come back
3. Names: Fer and Ale

Your last mistake was to whine about it.

>>24097901
I'm sorry, I know my mistake...I only want one thing...I'm depressed...And I didnt with bad intentions...Is a mistake wants some lovely words?

>>24097995
No, in all honesty, I was just telling you that this is not best venue for your request. Why don't you write out what you want to hear in Spanish and post it? Some femanon who sees it and knows Spanish might do it. Or maybe AnnoyingCat will return to us and take care of this whole problem. I don't know. Just keep the names out of it. We want product here to be enjoyed by everybody, not specific people with specific names.

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>>24097141
I will also accept "Zantosa is not a Taylor Swift fan."

I went to a party for a friend's birthday. It was cool to hang out with someone's family and hear their stories.

>>24097524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oHF7i3y8U8

You can call this one "Zantosa knows this is probably bait, and would like to eat cake with someone's little sisters."

Haven't done an improv in a while

Wife catches pedo husband
http://chirb.it/LKIfB7
Ageplay, JOI, snuff, forced orgasms, spanking

Carpe DM 3, by Vilmon
http://chirb.it/HIaKgn
femdom, spanking, blindfolds, orgasm denial, nerd bullshit

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>>24098232
Zantosa is not a Taylor Swift fan. but valiantly fights off her repugnance to the loud music around her, and gives us a lovely gift: a fresh shlick.

>>24098232

>>Wife catches pedo husband

Woke up early on a Sunday morning, then came so hard to this.

What a great start to the day. Thanks Zantosa.

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I think I'll spend some dreamtime on FSA Island.

NIGHT CREW! Choose a leader!

STAY BUMPED!

>>24098232
>Wife catches pedo husband

Disturbingly brilliant! It's a shame this can't be shared more!

>>24098232
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oHF7i3y8U8

You can call this one "Zantosa knows this is probably bait, and would like to eat cake with someone's little sisters."

You're such a smartass ;)

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mfw Zantosa posts

Hey. This might be a little off-topic but I noticed a thread linking to a Discord channel for /soc/ camgirls and their fans. There's no actual video in Discord but plenty of audio, so the first thing that came to mind for me was "Man, it would be amazing if some of the girls over at FSA felt like hanging out in the channel saying naughty stuff with an audience".

Probably a little harder doing it live than recording, but still. Feel free to join, girls (and fans of course).

https://discord.gg/JYJdt

>>24099484
Downloaded the app but couldn't make it work.

>>24099528
Yeah, Discord can be a little iffy at times, unfortunately. I already had it because I use it for VoIP while gaming, but the guys and girls over at the original thread can probably help walk you through it

>>24096054

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>>24099560
Yeah, that sounds like fun(not)
The audio version of these threads (pic related)

Good morning thread!

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BUMP

>>24093153
>>24093153
>>24093153
I summon Itty, even if it's been years since I've seen her on here.
(Hey, I can wish, right?)

>>24100911
It's not just a summoning list. It's an honor roll

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>>24099468
Zantosa's name makes me think of that villian from the McBain films in The Simpsons. Their names sound similar.

>Zantosa is head of an international drug cartel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4oIk-yrR6I

>>24100989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nNkiIy2yNT


>>24099468
Thanks!

>>24099103
Someone has to be.

>>24099078
Shared more between couples, you mean?

>>24098372
Glad you enjoyed it! Hope the day went well!

>>24098354
How can I say no to lovecraft humor?

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>>24101231

>>24101231
>How can I say no to lovecraft humor?
You can't I can't Cool people can't. What else is there to say?

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>>24101448
http://chirb.it/GIm78H

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>>24102075
>http://chirb.it/GIm78H
I didn't expect that to actually get recorded.

>>24102106
I know, I just felt silly and realized I have a bunch of ocean sounds on my PC I felt like messing around with.

>>24102115
I know that feel. I used to write scripts with specific SFX in mind so I'd have an excuse to play in Audacity.

>>24102115
Any plans to do some more recording tonight?

Zantosa may seem nice, but I bet she can't make a really good pitcher of koolaid

>>24102354
"Any fool who can read a recipe can cook"

Which I proved today with my delicious Chicken Tikka Masala

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STAY BUMPED!

ljadlfljelfldfljdldjoiueoiueoruolasdkjflasldkjfljsljdfk

>>24095378
Hope things get better for you.
All the best.

>>24092833
Yes! Yeah, I'm not into gore just the domination side of things and oral play excites me.

>>24095546
Thanks Zantosa.

Sexy and fun as always.

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>>24100989
It makes me think of Zatanna the DC superhero.

The actress that played her in Smallville was blindingly hot.

have a question for miso and other sfw performers: do you masturbate? use toys? had sex?

>>24099078
>>24101231

While between couples is an intriguing idea, I was specifically referring sharing well beyond the tiny walls of chin.

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Wanted: A Morning Crew!

1. I don’t like folding laundry or talking about my emotions. I’m likely to leave both scattered all over.
2. I’m not much for cooking but there will always be coffee.
3. I’ll wear anything of yours with sleeves. I love when they’re long enough to wrap around my hands.
4. Sometimes the world is too harsh, too big. It’s hard to leave the house on days like those.
5. When I was sick as a kid my mom would run a bath for me and wash my hair. It was always so soothing. Maybe you could do that every once in a while.
6. I find it difficult to finish most things. My room is home to countless journals of incomplete thoughts.
7. I won’t love you any less in December. I think my heart just wasn’t meant for the cold.
8. I never truly know why I’m crying so don’t bother to ask, simply be there.
9. There’s whiskey in the medicine cabinet.
10. If things get terribly bad, please don’t give up. Get me in the car and drive to the sea. The waves beneath my toes will wake me up and I’ll be yours again

— Things to know before promising you’ll stay

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Our First Time
You've been dating for a while but haven't had sex yet (reason is ambiguous, virginity or just anxiousness could all be applicable) but you've decided today is the day. I try to make you comfortable and make sure you're ok so we can both have some fun, ey ey ey.
http://chirb.it/qC3KPH

>>24105110
oh b t dubs I had some audio issues with this one so some parts are super quiet, try not to turn up your volume to 20 as they're directly followed by louder parts possibly orchestrating terribly ear damage. The whole thing is kind of quiet, really.
Pippy

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>>24105110

That sounds straight up my alley... I'll have to listen to that over the weekend again.
I did very much like your "From your biggest fan" recording. That was certainly very relate-able, to some degree I didn't want it to be... but oh well.

>>24105160
Damn I've never had a gif make me feel so sad.

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Oh god I always forget to do this, establishing right now, the name is Pip
the chirbit is chirbit.com/Pip
and the most recent recordings are
From your biggest fan
http://chirb.it/A4BvNt
Foreign Exchange Student (Age,15)
http://chirb.it/3ECcA4

>>24105135
>terribly ear damage
oh boi do I English
>>24105160
Well that sounds positively mysterious. Usually that's a good thing. Glad you still liked it though!

>>24105184

It's not a good thing, I'm afraid. Happy memories, but a sad aftermath. I'm sorry Pippers.
That is praise of your recordings though, you did spark my memory with it.

>>24105209
Ah, bittersweet nostalgia. I'll send some love your way if you're in need of it <3

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>>24105213

I'll be alright. Thanks for the offer though, I do appreciate it.

>>24105110
Mmmm......Very sweet and hot and just wonderful, pip!

hi!! this seems fun, sooo... i'm gonna go by 'bun.'

here's "I'm Such a Little Slut: Daddy Edition!" it was fun to record~ http://chirb.it/B9rtK9

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>>24105307
A new performer!

Thanks for posting. There is a little bit of static on the mic, kind of sounds like it's raining. There is probably some fine tuning you can do with your recording settings to clear it up.

Welcome to FSA!

>>24105330
:)

I usually have a better mic I can use- loaned it out the other day :P hopefully when i get it back i can record something better!

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THE SMART HOUSE CHALLENGE

Eventually, all of our appliances will be sending us notifications on our computers or cel phones. Thus, this challenge was born, since I need sexy notifications! Feel free to ad to these as they occur to you. Here are some examples:

OVEN

I'm preheated!

I'm all hot and ready for you!

I need so have those cookied inside me!

I'm Ready!

FRIDGE

I'm too hot <pouty>

I feel so empty inside. When will you fill me? When will you shop?

WASHING MACHINE

I am SO done!

I've got something wet for you!

DRYER

I got it all hot for you!

>>24105426
>I need so have those cookied inside me!
I so need to have those cookies inside me!

>when will I learn to edit before I post?

>>24105307
>http://chirb.it/B9rtK9
Welcome, Bun!

We have had Bunny-Chan and Honeybun and all, so no more using 'bun' as a petite diminutive. Aiight?

Hey honey, what's wrong? No, I've never seen you like this, I can really tell... baby please! ... whatever it is, you can tell me. Anything.

(Deep breath) I... I thought so. Oh come on, we've been married 2 years and you still call me your "little virgin"... you make me call you daddy... you always buy me pleated skirts and little kid clothes..

It's really not a big deal! I mean, I know you've never done anything wrong. Right? Ok!
Baby don't cry! (Zillion kisses)
I love you.. (kiss) it's ok... no one is mad if you look at some harmless loli pictures (kiss kiss kiss)

I think it's kind of hot actually.. I want to be your little girl. All yours. As tiny and innocent and precious as can be... oh, anything, daddy!

I'll be a good girl and submit to my daddy... I'll always wear the cutest dresses and braid my hair... (kiss) I know what would make you really happy, daddy. (Kiss) I'll get rid of all my jeans, really, so I have to wear those frilly cute things in public. Wouldn't you like to take your little girl out for ice cream in long socks and a short skirt? (Kiss kiss kiss)

But the real reason you like it is so you can spank me... I'll always take a spanking daddy, whether I've been bad or not, but I promise to behave and be a good girl (kiss). It makes me feel so loved... even though it hurts, you're so tender and sweet when you spank me, even the cane feels lovey dovey (kiss)

It's ok honey, it's fine, it's so hot... if you like little girls, then I want to be your little girl. Anything I can do for you, to make it better, I know it's torture for you and I'll do anything. Just tell me what you need daddy.

Hmm? Yeah I can take the laptop. I'll get rid of the ageplay stuff.. I'm your little princess now.

Come on, get in bed... I wanna cuddle you.. it makes me feel so small when I lay on your chest and I can feel your breathing with my head, feel your heart.. (kisses and loving pillow talk for a few minutes. Just be sweet and reassuring I'm out of characters)

>>24098232 z I kinda had you in mind here, you've done similar things recently and have the mindset to improvise more sweetness... don't want it too sexual, just cuddly feels and acceptance
>>24105459

>>24105184
Hey pip a long time ago you had a recording masturbating using your loli voice talking about how your daddy make you break off a switch (tree branch) and spanked you naked, but it wasn't on chirbit when I checked, do you still have it

>>24098232
Always amazing Z!
I hope the living situation settles down well for ya!

>>24105481
I don't even remember that, nope, sorry :(

>>24105509
Oh ok
Well sometime can you record yourself as a middle school girl getting her ass beat till she cries
I know that's definitely not something you're into :p

POETRY BUMP with Turtle in Mind >>24095378

Travel lightly, my love. And what I mean by that is – wherever you wander off, if ever you don’t return – do not carry your burdens with you. All I ask is that you set them free, and get there safely.

— Connotativewords | jl | Godspeed

I summon Remon, because I left this>>24092143
for her.

I summon DieMOnd, because...well, she knows why.

I summon that girl we spent half the thread tech consulting. Hopefully, with a new mic

>>24105307
I hope you get your mic back, and you didn't lend it to...no, that's too small a world for me.

And everyone else. Come on, girls. Zantosa can't do it all!!

>>24105110
you're 100% adorable

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>>24106343
This is almost big enough to be the background image on my PC.
http://chirb.it/tcLA02


>>24102165
Sorry, I ended up getting distracted by someone calling me before seeing this.

>>24102354
http://chirb.it/Anss0P

>>24103719
There is no version of Zatanna whose arms I wouldn't be overjoyed to die in. It's the fishnets. Even a dude cosplaying Zatanna who shaved his legs and wore that outfit would have my full attention.

>>24103523
<3 You're welcome.

>>24105495
Right now I just need someone to call me and say "Yes, we will take your money and you can put your shit here." I'm more than half packed. I have enough for a security deposit for sure, and most of a month's rent. A friend volunteered a truck. This is like the actually scary version of "TEXT ME BACK!!" Thanks for your well wishes.

>>24105459
>>24105472
DD/lg Cuddles
http://chirb.it/hmf8I0

>>24107115
I miss Soviet. Can I summon Soviet? This is the only Russian related pic I have.

>>24107390
Thanks hun I know you can tell I've been so depressed lately you really help my moods

Like I listen to your nonsexual comfort 3-4 times a day desu
Love you

>>24107390
>I miss Soviet. Can I summon Soviet?
If you have the magic, go for it! If you're just looking for mother Russia, also summon Ovri

>>24107115
lend it to who??

>>24107687
>http://chirb.it/Anss0P
>>24107687
The girl we did tech support for, silly!