Hey /soc/, it's survey time! >Sex >Age >Sexual

>Sex
male
>Age
21
>Sexual orientation
str8
>Relationship status
single
>MBTI
INFJ
>Location
philly
>Ethnicity
jewish
>Birthplace
suburbs
>Religious beliefs
jewish
>Job/school
Uni in philly for prelaw
>Favorite books
Enders shadow, the green mile
>Favorite movies/tv
Hannibal show, MY Cousin Vinny movie
>Favorite music
spoken word, if it counts
>Favorite sports
taekwondo
>Favorite vidya
i barely vidya
>Hobbies
writing, reading, running
>Favorite color
dark green
>Do you believe in God?
sort of
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yeah
>What happens when you die?
no idea
>Closest to death you have been?
drowned once
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
yep, it sucked. Car was totaled, the guy who hit us was drunk
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yeah
>Worst injury you have ever had?
sprained arm
>Favorite color
uh
>Most scared you have ever been?
trapped in an elevator for 2 hours
>How often do you fap?
once a day?
>Shower before sex/oral?
of course
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yeah, as should you
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink yeah, don't smoke or drug anymore
>Favorite 4chan boards
this, ck, x

>>24072010
>Favorite color
bitch what
>Favorite subreddits
eh dont reddit really
>Are you a feminist?
nah
>Pro life or pro choice?
choice
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
depends, if its cold yeah
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Favorite childhood game
hide and seek
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
not to be sick anymore
>Dream job
law
>Life goals
be a lawyer
>Favorite color
motherfucker
>Something you are really good at
talking to people
>Something you wish you were really good at
writing
>Favorite animal
wolves
>Favorite website
whitehouse.com
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on Facebook?
i rarely use either at this point
>How many friends do you have?
not many
>Anything else you'd like to say?
hi
>Pic
>Contact info
kik: phillyyaks

>>24071911 (OP)
>Female
>27
>bisexual
>married
>ENFP
>Canada
>White
>Nova Scotia
>agnostic
>college
>House of Leaves, John Dies at the End, Scanner Darkly
>Predestination, The Thing (80's version), Rick and Morty,
>Mother Mother, Regina Spektor, Sia, The Tragically Hip
>Tennis
>Pokemon, Fallout, Skyrim, Borderlands
>painting, piano, dancing
>green
>Not sure.
>There must be life somewhere out there.
>No idea what happens after death.
>attempted suicide by pills at 16
>Never been in a car crash.
>Always wear a seatbelt.
>Never hurt myself by accident.
>Hallucinations/delusions as a teenager due to severe BPD
>fap 2/3 times a week
>Nah, messy is fine
>shower in the morning
>always wash my hands
>I drink rarely, smoke weed occasionally
>/x/, /s/, /b/
>don't reddit really, but maybe no sleep?
>yes, I'm a feminist
>pro-choice
>I sometimes wear socks at home.
>4chan
>hide and seek
>I'd wish for universal peace and happiness.
>astrophysicist
>finish college, have 2 kids, get to age 100
>I'm a good singer.
>I wish I were good at math.
>honey bee
>pornhub
>I don't have facebook.
>I have 7 fairly good friends

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>Sex
Female.
>Age
36.
>Sexual orientation
Lesbian
>Relationship status
Dating.
>Location
The US.
>Ethnicity
White.
>Birthplace
Ohio.
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic.
>Job/school
I'm a teacher.
>Favorite books
The Eighth Tower, A Trojan Feast, American Gods.
>Favorite music
Classic Rock.
>Favorite sports
Is jogging a sport?
>Favorite vidya
Monster Hunter.
>Hobbies
A healthy mixture of exercise and video games.
>Favorite color
Red.
>Do you believe in God?
Sure.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yes.
>What happens when you die?
Please let me know if you find out.
>Closest to death you have been?
When I was 7 a stray bullet from a hunter hit my tree house about 6 inches from me.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes.
>Do you always wear a seat-belt?
Yes.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Broke some ribs and my hand in a bike accident.
>Favorite color
Still red.
>Most scared you have ever been?
A tornado went right past a house I was house sitting once.
>How often do you fap?
Like 5 times a week.
>Shower before sex/oral?
No.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Mornings.
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes.

>>24073945
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes/No/No.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/lbgt/x/vg/co/soc/
>Favorite color
Still Red.
>Favorite subreddits
I've never been to reddit really.
>Are you a feminist?
Not really.
>Pro life or pro choice?
Choice.
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
Sometimes.
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan.
>Favorite childhood game
Hide and seek.
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Super powers.
>Dream job
Teacher.
>Life goals
Stay healthy and employeed.
>Favorite color
#FF0000
>Something you are really good at
Chess.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Cooking.
>Favorite animal
Doggies.
>Favorite website
Here I guess.
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
4chan.
>How many friends do you have?
3.
>Anything else you'd like to say?
Red.
>Pic
Okay.

>>24073945
REDDD

>Sex
Male

>Age
26

>Sexual orientation
Mostly gay

>Relationship status
Taken (monogamous)

>MBTI
Doesn't interest me

>Location
Wisconsin, USA

>Ethnicity
Irish-American, mostly

>Birthplace
Putnam, Connecticut, USA

>Religious beliefs
Atheist

>Job/school
Currently an Accounting student

>Favorite books
I'm not much of a book reader

>Favorite movies/tv
Movies: Coherence, Irreversible, Eternal Sunshine, Zootopia, American HIstory X, The Prestige..
TV: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, The Office (US), Orange is the New Black, Portlandia, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty

>Favorite music
I have over 1,000 artists in my library.. this could take a while. Ask me about it! I love everything from trashy pop to shoegaze and prog metal.

>Favorite sports
Tennis is super cool

>Favorite vidya
Final Fantasy Tactics, Chrono Trigger, BioShock series, Fallout series, The Sims series, Papers Please, Zelda series.. a bunch of others

>Hobbies
Listening to music is probably my #1 hobby. I love the outdoors and nature as well.

>Favorite color
Don't really have one

>>24074145
>Do you believe in God?
No

>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Unsure.. I think it's rather unlikely we are the only life forms in the universe

>What happens when you die?
Nothing.. you revert back to the stage before birth

>Closest to death you have been?
I almost fell into a fast moving river

>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Small ones

>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Always, no questions

>Worst injury you have ever had?
I pulled a muscle in the base of my neck so bad I couldn't move at all.. like any part of my body

>Most scared you have ever been?
I used to have recurring panic attacks, so.. every single one of those was the most terrifying

>How often do you fap?
Pretty often, but not obsessively

>Shower before sex/oral?
If I need to, yeah

>Shower in morning or evening?
Both at times

>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Not unless I get pee on them

>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink sometimes, smoke rarely, and used to smoke weed but I don't anymore

>>24074157
>Favorite 4chan boards
/mu/, /soc/, /wsg/, /wg/

>Favorite subreddits
Too many to list.. just ask me -- it'll give us something to chat about

>Are you a feminist?
No, but I do believe in an egalitarian approach to life

>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro-choice

>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
Sometimes! My feet get cold. D:

>4chan or Reddit?
I prefer reddit, but I used 4chan first

>Favorite childhood game
Probably Legend of Dragoon tied with Chrono Cross

>Dream job
Musician, but since that isn't going to happen.. just something stable and secure

>Life goals
Lose more weight, become more feminine and pretty :3

>Something you are really good at
Making people smile

>Something you wish you were really good at
Not being a lazy bitch

>Favorite animal
Red panda!

>Favorite website
Probably reddit

>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
Facebook

>How many friends do you have?
Less than 10, more than 5.. don't feel like counting

>Anything else you'd like to say?
jkfe8932h

>Pic
noooooooo

>Contact info
Skype: blindeffigy
KiK: dgrwl

>Sex
Male
>Age
28
>Sexual orientation
Straight in person.
Will fap to nearly anything online
>Relationship status
Taken
>MBTI
Not a clue what this is
>Location
UK
>Ethnicity
Half Indian. I see my self as 99% British and white, but have brown skin.
>Birthplace
UK
>Religious beliefs
No
>Job/school
Work in IT
>Favorite books
Not really a reader, I like Adrian Mole, A Clockwork Orange, Strange Attractors, A Curious Incident of the Missing Dog in the Night Time. Essenitally, if I finish a book I tend to like it but I struggle to complete them
>Favorite movies/tv
The Office (UK and US)
Red Dwarf
Friends
Big Bang Theory
Shawshank Redemption
Top Gun
Fight Club
Shawn of the Dead
>Favorite music
Indie Rock mainly.
Beatles. Morrissey. Stone Roses. Subways
>Favorite sports
Football (Soccer)
Ice Hockey
Cricket
>Favorite vidya
FIFA
Football Manager
Pokemon (R,B,Y)
GTA
Tony Hawk
WWE Smackdown's early games
>Hobbies
Masturbating
>Favorite colour
Blue
>Do you believe in God?
Still no
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
No. No to Aliens or to shit memes
>What happens when you die?
Your life ends. The world carries on. It's exactly the same as before you were born

Which Prick made this survey so long?

>>24074276

>Closest to death you have been?
Accidently hung my self, cut my wrist accidentally putting it through a window pane, A handful of Car Crashes
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes. Once not driving. About 6 while at the wheel.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Erm.. Split my head open once that needed stitching. Aside from the above near death experiences, I haven't really hurt myself badly. Never broken a bone either.
>Favorite colour
Still blue
>Most scared you have ever been?
When I got jumped just before I accidentally put my hand through a window pane
>How often do you fap?
Used to once a night. But since moving in with my gf twice a week.
>Shower before sex/oral?
Shower before oral. Sex only if we both feel clean
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink a bit. No and No.
Only thing I disagree with incidentally is Smoking Cigarettes, oh and hard drugs (ie Heroine)
>Favorite 4chan boards
/b/ Mainly, but I don't know why I keep coming back
>Favorite colour
Sick of adding the 'u' and still blue.
>Favorite subreddits
/r/football
/r/soccer
/r/squaredcircle
>Are you a feminist?
No. I'm all for equal rights though.
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro Choice
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
No
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan when NSFW Reddit when SFW
>Favorite childhood game
Sensible Soccer
Saloon Cars Deluxe
Anything that I had on the Acorn Archimedes
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
That my girlfriend put out every night, sucked me off, done anal... basically she had my sex drive
>Dream job
England Football Manager

As if anyone actually cares and is still reading this. Feels like an old Myspace quiz

>>24074315

>Life goals
To be comfortable with a nice house and not worry about finances
>Favorite colour
Sky Blue
>Something you are really good at
Keeping calm in heated situations. I rarely lose my rag
>Something you wish you were really good at
Socialising
>Favorite animal
Chimp
>Favorite website
Good question. I only browse:
4chan
Reddit
BBC
FB
Twitter
Instagram
YouTube
Pornsites
If I can't get what I want from the above, it's probably not worth me having/knowing
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
4chan. Sick of noone having original thoughts on FB anymore
>How many friends do you have?
6 Close friends
About ~20 friends I care about
>Anything else you'd like to say?
Is this over yet?
>Pic
Wouldn't have thought so
>Contact info
Depends if Pic or not. Contact info or pic on here - You(s) pick one.

>>24072010
>Favorite music
>spoken word, if it counts
You may like Scroobious Pip if you don't already

>>24072012
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
>not to be sick anymore

You sick?

>>24073945
Married in a lesbian relationship but you fap 5 times a week? Shit wife?

>>24074357
Mis-procesed that. Dating not married. As you were

>>24074158
>>24074157
>>24074145
I like you. You seem like a good person that has a similar Outlook on life as me. (>>24074276)

>>24074357
>>24074360
Yeah, but um it's not got a lot to do with her. I just masturbate anyways.

>>24074412
You admit your partner is shit at pleasuring you though? I know that feeling

>>24074425
It's mostly a scheduling issue when she sleeps over there isn't a need to but with her weird working hours and my strict bedtime we're usually not together at night.

>>24074370
You seem pretty decent yourself. :D
>Big Bang Theory
I take that back.

....just kidding. Kind of. Also MySpace surverys were fun as hell. I'm addicted to charts and shit.. can't stop. I fill out things even when I have no business being in the thread, lol.

>>24074459
Aha! I would try and cover up for BBT, but I do genuinely like it.

Aha! I can't stand surveys. I'm surprised I didn't get bored with this one. Then I'm surprised I don't get bored with 4chan desu. I don't know why I keep coming back

>Sex
F
>Age
19
>Sexual orientation
pretty much straight though i've experimented in the past
>Relationship status
LDR
>MBTI
Enfp
>Location
Texas
>Ethnicity
the whitest white
>Birthplace
Texas
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Job/school
shitty part time job and school in August
>Favorite books
HG Wells, I haven't really read in a while
>Favorite movies/tv
Evil Dead Trilogy and I've really been digging Mr. Robot lately
>Favorite music
Glam like T-Rex, Bowie, Lou Reed, and Roxy Music but I've also been listening to a lot of Split Enz lately
>Favorite sports
none really
>Favorite vidya
Star Control II but i'm not much of a gamer
>Hobbies
animals, nature, drawing, tarot, astrology charts, going to thrift or antique stores
>Favorite color
Green
>Do you believe in God?
Sometimes
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Ehh, I guess so
>What happens when you die?
Hopefully you go to an afterlife or at least I like to think so.
>Closest to death you have been?
Contemplating suicide at the edge of a rocky outcrop
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No but I've tried to be in one before when I was going psycho.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yep.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Ruptured ovarian cyst.
>Favorite color
You already asked this but green.
>Most scared you have ever been?
The first time I was institutionalized.
>How often do you fap?
every 1-2 days, it varies
>Shower before sex/oral?
I've never even been given oral by a guy but I guess yes?
>Shower in morning or evening?
varies
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
nope
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I want to get back into smoking pot but I'm a bit apprehensive about doing so. I drink very rarely.

>>24071911
>Now I have your SSN!
Jesus fuck are those specific questions you are asking.

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>>24074470
>Favorite 4chan boards
probably /mu/ or /pol/ though I haven't been browsing 4chan much lately
>Favorite color
Green ffs
>Favorite subreddits
I don't really go on reddit.
>Are you a feminist?
Not really.
>Pro life or pro choice?
pro choice
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
sometimes
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan I guess
>Favorite childhood game
Yoshi's Island
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
That my father never died.
>Dream job
Mortician.
>Life goals
Finish college and eventually AU pair in Australia so I can be with my boyfriend.
>Favorite color
GREEN
>Something you are really good at
Drawing!
>Something you wish you were really good at
I wouldn't mind being a better cook.
>Favorite animal
A cat
>Favorite website
I don't really have one.
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
Facebook
>How many friends do you have?
4 irl friends, it's a lonely existence
>Anything else you'd like to say?
I don't mind making new friends. :>
>Pic
sure
>Contact info
loverfan1000

>>24074459
I'd also like to agree that The Prestige is a great film.

>>24074476
Aha I'm guessing the filename relates to how you feel after completing this exhaustive survey.

How has noone gone down on you? You're attractive.

What's so attractive about about becoming a Mortician? Just a morbid fascination?

>>24074494
Haha, I actually took that pic for a before and after makeup thing. No one has gone down on me because I never let them. I'm not really going to become a mortician, that dream died long ago. It's just a nice thought though. It's what I dreamed of doing while in highschool. I think it's interesting and bit over the top what is done to bodies just for the sake of that last look before they get buried.

>>24074476
this bitch is genuinely crazy used some retarded guy and lived off him for a long time she is literally stupid as hell and about as low as they come

>>24074520
Why wouldn't you let someone go down on you? It's supposed to be pleasurable.

Being a mortician would be cool for about a month but I bet it's tedious after a while.

It is odd how much goes into dead people. Just burn me and bin me.

>>24074531
Lol are you Chuck? I didn't know he was "retarded" when I got with him. Only afterwards, and his parents never considered what I did to be using. They let me stay. I went psycho for the last time though and had to go back home.

>>24074540
I've never trusted someone enough I suppose. I feel the same way desu. Burn me and spread me somewhere.

>>24074552
>>24074531
Woah - someone explain this story!

>>24074559
I can! After my dad died and my first real bf cheated on me I got into an LDR with a boy I didn't know was autistic from California. I moved in with him the first time in June of 2014 and left July 2015 in psychosis for the first time. I didn't really use him, they allowed me to move in. If anything you could say I used his parents but they never kicked me out or wanted me to move. We all became good friends and I was trying to get on my feet there and get a job but I wasn't stable enough. Once I was back in Texas I got institutionalized for the first time and came out so drugged up I didn't really know wtf I was doing. I ended up moving back to Cali with the same people and the cycle repeated. I didn't last as long though without any direction. I'm back home now for good and more stable than I've ever been.

>>24074574
>in psychosis
>weed causes psychosis
>i wanna start smoking weed again
literally stupid
>i didnt know he was retarded
you lived with him and off him forever you didnt work or do literally anything

>>24074599
I said might. The meds I'm on right now have me feeling extra numbed out. I used to work! I lost my job. I helped his mother around the house and I cooked meals. When I moved back I tried to find a job and get college going. I didn't know what I wanted to do yet. All the schools I wanted to go to were really far away and I didn't have my DL yet. The last time I went into psychosis while I was there I hadn't even smoked any weed for months because I was job hunting.

>>24074599
And you act like Nick was supporting me when all he did was sit in his room and play video games lol. It wasn't his house, he didn't have a car, nor a GED.

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>>24074618
>The last time I went into psychosis while I was there I hadn't even smoked any weed for months
weed causes it but if you are predispositioned to it obviously its going to make things worse but like i said dumb and you clearly havent learned anything over the last 2 years

>>24074625
>date retarded guy
>his parents support you in hopes it works out
>it doesnt cause you couldnt stand him but wanted free stuff
i'm not going to post your nudes but dont act like you are innocent or a victim of mental illness when you know its your go to excuses for your shitty behaviour

>>24074656
I have if I am on meds now and in recovery. I see a shrink every few weeks! Why do you care so much about informing everyone that I'm crazy? I let people know of my condition before I talk to them.
I didn't want free stuff from them, more so companionship that he didn't provide. His parents supported me because we became friends and we all loved each other. They did it out of the kindness of their hearts, not because they wanted things to work out. If you are Chuck then how do you have nudes of me? I never even remember getting that far with you. If you have nudes they're probably from when I was in the upper 190s anyway.

>>24074681
>I let people know of my condition before I talk to them
you generally look for sympathy with your "condition" if you cared at all about getting better you wouldnt be doing the things you do like drugs and running around with a bunch of men im not chuck btw

just warning people that if they think they will find a decent person adding you they are wrong

>>24074720
How do you know i'm on drugs and running around with a bunch of men? :) Are you Zach?! :D I stopped talking you because I was very needy at the time and not getting enough attention paid to me. I really liked you though. I let people know just in case I go off the rails again and have to be gone for a while and I like trying to find other people with it. That's fine, we'll see if they listen. It's nice you'd put so much effort into making me seem horrible. <3

>>24074751
>Zach
you can keep naming men but it just makes you look worse i dont know how many men you were talking to while living with your ex's family dont really care either dont bother guessing my name you wont

>>24074764
What the fuuuuck I wanna know who you are dude. The dudes I'm naming are random dudes I met from Skype and qt threads. You're acting like I've had sex with these people when it was all a purely online thing that didn't last for long. Oh well, if I don't remember you must not have made a significant impact on me.

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>Female
>24
>Mostly Straight
>Taken
>INFP
>Indiana
>White, mostly Swedish heritage
>Born in Indiana
>Fruity spiritual human
>Work at a fruity spiritual store, art school, own business for ceramic commissions and murals
>Favorite books:
Catcher in the Rye, Catch 22, East of Eden
>Favorite movies/tv:
Bobs Burgers, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, GoT, OITNB
>Favorite music:
Basically everything. Right now I'm on a 70s rock kick, but also digging EDM and some smooshy acoustic stuff.
>Favorite vidya:
Fallout 4, Minecraft, GTA V
>Hobbies:
Animals, Ceramics, Fallout, TV, Museums
>Favorite color:
Purple
>Do you believe in God?:
A God, many Gods, a higher consciousness, yeah. We haven't even explored the whole ocean; what business do we have defining God.
>What happens when you die?
Reincarnation, probably. Everything in this universe gets recycled, why wouldn't our life energy?
>Closest to death you have been?
I was born with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck... but been kicking it pretty solid since then
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nothing serious
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
>Worst injury you have ever had?
I ripped my own big toenail off once.
>Most scared you have ever been?
During some gross stuff that happened that wasn't consensual

>>24074791
>How often do you fap?
Maybe 3 times a week if my man's gone
>Shower before sex/oral?
Only if you're gross.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Never
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Weed and Brews
>Favorite 4chan boards
/b/, /x/, /soc/, /gif/
>Are you a feminist?
Yes
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro choice
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
If my feet are cold
>Favorite childhood game
Hungry Hungry Hippos. I still play it large scale with my dogs. I just throw food all over the floor and see who gets more.
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Maybe everyone could just like... relax
>Dream job
Artist, I'm doing it
>Life goals
Successful artist not in Indiana, family, content, not paycheck to paycheck.
>Something you are really good at
Empathizing, Interpersonal conflict resolution, ceramic work, hanging out with dogs
>Something you wish you were really good at
Logicing myself out of being an emotional hobgoblin
>Favorite animal
Dogs. Bearded men. Lizards.
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
Facebook
>How many friends do you have?
Maybe... 4. That actually count.
>Anything else you'd like to say?
For all my artsy, hippie-shit opinions, I used to in a science-based major. I prescribe to evidence-based faith and don't give a shit what you believe religiously or politically as long as you're not a massive douche.
>Skype: Inceptionisnotagoodmovie

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>>24074778
>if I don't remember you must not have made a significant impact on me.
>but still gave me nudes

>>24074843
k, enjoy your nudes of some fat "dumb" chick from 4chan

>>24074463
I'm an Accounting student, so order and charts speak to me.. surveys are a path I can follow. I've had this drive since I was a teenager. I don't know why I keep coming back either.. especially to /mu/. I love music so much but that place is fucking depressing. So many assholes who think they are better than other people.

>>24074919
>enjoy
no
>>24074919
>fat "dumb"
yes

>>24071911
>Male
>18
>straight
>single
>ISFP
>minnesota
>white
>minnesota
>Reincarnation
>School
>Call of the Wild, Anthem
>Boondocks, Chappie
>Rap, mainly upbeat stuff with piano
>Biking, Skiing, Swimming
>Skyrim, League of Legends, Worms
>Gaming, Sports, Drugs, Cooking
>Blue
>No
>Yes
>Your soul goes into a baby, you are reborn
>Mom was going 90 and almost slammed into a stopped semi
>Yes, drunk driver slammed into us at a stoplight
>If I'm driving, yes
>Spine got stretched from whiplash in the car crash, now I'll get back pain when I'm old
>Still blue
>Bad trip when I was 16, was stressed cause of ACT
>Few times a day
>Shower before a date, sure
>evening
>No
>Weed, LSD, oxycodone, xanax, cocaine, hydrocodone, and ambien are all the ones I've tried. I love LSD, but I mainly do weed/oxy
>/biz/, /fit/, /gif/
>BLue
>Don't use reddit
>No
>Choice
>If it's cold
>4chan
>DDR
>Mind Control Powers
>Succesful stock exchange
>Ride a motorcycle and get tattoos, you know, be cool
>Blue
>Directions outside of cars
>Memory shtuff
>Dog, my dog to be specific
>YouTube
>4chan
>10ish
>Blue
>Put whatever(Skype, Steam, Kik) and I'll add you

>>24074796
Fuck off Daniel.

>>24075121
Fuck off Robert.

>>24075121
>>24075131
woah woah, can we get a story time up in here?

>>24071911
>>Sex
Male
>>Age
18
>>Sexual orientation
Homo
>>Relationship status
Single
>>MBTI
INTJ - the reason I'm single
>>Location
England
>>Ethnicity
Mixed
>>Birthplace
The town I currently live in
>>Religious beliefs
Atheism
>>Job/school
Still a student
>>Favorite books
Mostly non-fiction and sci-fi (too many to list)
>>Favorite movies
Again, too many to list - mainly horror and sci-fi
>>Favorite music
Rock
>>Favorite sports
Eh
>>Favorite vidya
I'll let you know when I find one
>>Hobbies
Cooking, running, writing, working
>>Favorite color
Grey/black
>>Do you believe in God?
No
>>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
They're probably out there somewhere
>>What happens when you die?
Nothing - your consciousness just disappears
>>Closest to death you have been?
Almost froze to death in a blizzard once
>>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No
>>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>>Worst injury you have ever had?
A sensitive organ switched places with a slightly less sensitive organ
>>Most scared you have ever been?
No idea
>>How often do you fap?
Normally daily
>>Shower before sex/oral?
Virgin desu
Cont.

>>24075524
Cont.
>>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No
>>Favorite 4chan boards
/r9k/ /x/ /sci/
>>Favorite subreddits
Memes all around
>>Are you a feminist?
No
>>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro choice
>>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
No
>>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>>Favorite childhood game
Can't remember any
>>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Break the second law of thermodynamics
>>Dream job
Surgeon/University lecturer
>>Life goals
Help people
>>Something you are really good at
Work
>>Something you wish you were really good at
Socialising
>>Favorite animal
Tardigrade
>>Favorite website
Can't choose
>>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
4chan
>>How many friends do you have?
0
>>Anything else you'd like to say?
Not really
>>Contact info
If you want, I can supply a throwaway email...

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>Sex: Female
>Age: 27
>Sexual orientation: Bi-curious
>Relationship status: Complicated.
>MBTI: INFP
>Location: Ohio
>Ethnicity: Caucasian.
>Birthplace: Ohio
>Religious beliefs: Athiest.
>Job/school: Automotive/Asset Recovery
>Favorite books: Chilton's manuals. Ha.
>Favorite movies/tv: Don't own a TV.
>Favorite music: Metal, folk, pop.
>Favorite sports: Meh... sports...
>Favorite vidya: NES, SNES.
>Hobbies: Stealing cars.
>Favorite color: Red.
>Do you believe in God?: No
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?: No.
>What happens when you die?: You decompose.
>Closest to death you have been? Cardiac arrest on an OR table.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?: Minor one.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?: Yes.
>Worst injury you have ever had?: Lost an ovary.
>Most scared you have ever been?: See above question.
>How often do you fap? I don't.
>Shower before sex/oral? Always... mostly.
>Shower in morning or evening? Both.
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee? Yes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?: Yes.
>Favorite 4chan boards: /b/, /soc/, /mu/.
>Favorite subreddits?: Don't visit Reddit.
>Are you a feminist? No...
>Pro life or pro choice? Pro choice.
>Do you wear socks when you are at home? No.
>4chan or Reddit? Chan.
>Favorite childhood game: Super Mario.
>If you could have one wish, what is it? To be rich.
>Dream job?: Working it.
>Life goals? Make a lot of money.
>Something you are really good at: Slealing cars.
>Something you wish you were really good at?: I'm good at everything I do.
>Favorite animal?: Cats.
>Favorite website?: Don't have one.
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook? Facebook.
>How many friends do you have? 210. Selective on who I add on facebook.
>Anything else you'd like to say? Nope.
>Pic
>Contact info: Skype heels.in.hell

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>Sex
Male
>Age
23
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Relationship status
Single
>MBTI
INTJ
>Location
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
>Ethnicity
Swedish and French Canadian
>Birthplace
Ottawa
>Religious beliefs
Athiest, non militant.
>Job/school
Senior Network Security Engineer / Pen Tester
>Favorite books
Lots. Reading House of Leaves atm
>Favorite movies/tv
Donnie Darko, Spaced.
>Favorite music
Oceanlabs, AC/DC, Queen, The XX
>Favorite vidya
WoW, LoL, OW, Skyrim, Fallout, Chess, Pokemon Go
>Hobbies
Fitness, training for certifications
>Do you believe in God?
Kinda.

>>24075682
>What happens when you die?
No one knows
>Closest to death you have been?
Kidnapped
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Broken Ankle
>Most scared you have ever been?
Meeting LDR gf for first time
>How often do you fap?
Once a day
>Shower before sex/oral?
After
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Nope
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope
>Favorite 4chan boards
/fit/ /k/
>Are you a feminist?
Nope men are best.
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
Yup, don't need no cold feet.
>Favorite childhood game
Chess
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Tell her the truth, sooner.
>Dream job
Got it
>Life goals
Invent time machine
>Something you are really good at
Pub Quizzes
>Something you wish you were really good at
Emotions
>Favorite animal
Dogs
>How many friends do you have?
Loads.
>Pic
>Contact info
Skype: timchains

>>24071911
>Sex
Female
>Age
109
>Sexual orientation
Flexible
>Relationship status
Third wheel
>MBTI
Enf/tp
>Location
Uk
>Ethnicity
Pink
>Birthplace
NY
>Religious beliefs
Newage voodoo
>Job/school
Cappa Kappa Beta woooo
>Favourite books
'Communism for dummies'
>Favourite movies/tv
Mystery Vampire Skeletons (it's on the History Channel)
>Favourite music
Renaissance messianic choral chanting.. And the Jonas Brothers!
>Favourite sports
Marxist guerrilla street warfare
>Favorite vidya
Nintendogs
>Hobbies
Stealing from old people
>Favorite color
Infrared
>Do you believe in God?
No but I believe in love <3
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Seems legit
>What happens when you die?
The mystery vampire skeletons take you like Burt Reynolds
>Closest to death you have been?
I'm 109 so
>Have you ever been in a blimp crash?
Yes
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
What the fuck kinda question..?
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Omg I broke a nail one-time
>Favorite color
Well not brown coz these shittyy ass questionss..
>Most scared you have ever been?
...I broke a nail one-time
>How often do you clap?
Every day
>Shower before sex/oral?
During?
>Shower in morning or evening?
Depends when I'm having sex
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No only after guerrilla warfare
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
...Yes
>Favorite 4chan boards
That pony one

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>>24075781
>Favorite color
...
>Favorite subreddits
That website hurts my eyes
>Are you a feminist?
Are you a dipshit?
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro condom
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
Only with my sex crocs
>Favorite childhood game
Twister ;)
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Less autistic questions..?
>Dream job
Prison snitch
>Life goals
Crack the riemann hypothesis ..Also meet the Jonas Brothers!
>Favorite color
BLUE! ..FUCKING BKUEFFDGV
>Something you are really good at
Dying
>Something you wish you were really good at
Pg pole dancing
>Favorite animal
Santa
>Favorite website
4chan.com
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
Instagram <3
>How many friends do you have?
- 40
>Anything else you'd like to say?
I'm a trump supporter
>Pic
I got u ;)
>Contact info
Ik you rly want it but, you don't

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>Sex
M
>Age
19
>Sexual orientation
Straight-ish
>Relationship status
Talking to someone, but not formally dating.
>MBTI
ENTP (The loud, asshole type)
>Location
Southwest MS
>Ethnicity
White mystery
>Birthplace
Southwest MS
>Religious beliefs
Religion is dumb.
>Job/school
Working a ridiculously easy,summer job, going back to Auburn University in the fall.
>Favorite books
Don't read too terribly much. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is a good one.
>Favorite movies/tv
Wilfred, Rick and Morty, The Detour on TBD is pretty banging.
>Favorite music
Folk-punk, mostly, but I like all kinds of goofy shit
>Favorite sports
Ew.
>Favorite vidya
Anything GameCube-era and before.
>Hobbies
I collect older games and consoles, keep up with politics and shit, share new music with my friends.
>Favorite color
Purple
>Do you believe in God?
Nope nope nope.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Thanks, Ms Skeletal.
>What happens when you die?
I'm going to live forever.
>Closest to death you have been?
I and a buddy of mine were shot at while being dumb asses and trespassing when we were younger. Heard a bullet whiz past my head and clip a tree about 3 ft. away.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Not a bad one.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
~70% of the time.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Pretty gnarly staph infection on my shoulder. Made it hard to function.
>Most scared you have ever been?
Probably the afformentioned time of being stoned af+getting shot at.
>How often do you fap?
~once every day/every other day
>Shower before sex/oral?
If you can. Not a requirement.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes, even though I don't really see the point. I clean my dick in the morning, then immediately cover it with clean underwear. If anything, I should wash my dong after I pee.

>>24075908
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Obviously; occasionally; Plead the 5th
>Favorite 4chan boards
/b/, /soc/, and /diy/.
>Favorite color
Purple. Again.
>Favorite subreddits
Gross.
>Are you a feminist?
I believe in equal treatment of all people.
>Pro life or pro choice?
Your body is private property. Find someone living there unwelcome? Evict that little bastard.
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
I fucking guess. What kind of question is this.
>4chan or Reddit?
The chan, because I'm human filth.
>Favorite childhood game
Police Academy: The Board Game
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
That's a big one. Going to have to think on it.
>Dream job
Standup Comedian, even though I'm the only one who actually thinks the mean shit I say is funny.
>Life goals
Travel around in a van for a while, make an HONEST living somehow, piss off old people, retire to a small mountainside property where I can spend my days farming goats, dipping tobacco, and shooting cans from my porch.
>Favorite color
Fuck you.
>Something you are really good at
Arguing effectively (i.e. using logic and factual examples, as opposed to screaming like a roody-poo)
>Something you wish you were really good at
Tolerating most people
>Favorite animal
Giraffes are cool.
>Favorite website
Cracked.com, maybe?
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
Facebook, if only because my employer can see my browsing history.
>How many friends do you have?
Close friends? Probably 15 plus.
>Anything else you'd like to say?
A vote for a third-party is not a wasted vote. You are more than the collective sum of your flaws. Try to be nice as often as you can muster the strength to do so.
>Pic
Durrhurr
>Contact info
Snap: nottoostabby

>age/sex/orientation/status/location/ethnicity/birthplace ~toomanylines~ deleted sum questions cus 2 big
22/m/pan/Single/England/whiteish/London
>Job/school
I have a Masters in Electronic Engineering. I work in aerospace
>a book I have enjoyed
Auchwitz by Laurence Rees
>movies/tv
Louis Theroux documentaries, OTINB, firefly, snatch
>music
rap
>vidya
bf4,poe, mario party
>Hobbies
electronics, shitty poetry once every 6 months
>Fav color
blue
>Do you believe in aliens?
There is certainly intelligent life chillin somewhere but likely no where near us, we may never meet them
>What happens when you die?
nothin
>Closest to death you have been?
my mind was racing about an imminent exam, crossed the road without looking, almost splat
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
not a serious one
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
cut my head when I was a child
>Most scared you have ever been?
night before an exam
>How often do you fap?
daily
>Shower before sex/oral?
after/before/during
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yas
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
i would like to do weed but drug tests
>Are you a feminist?
yes
>Pro life or pro choice?
choice
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
yes
>Favorite childhood game
Z
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
to see the human race flourish, some star trek kinda shit
>Dream job
Spacex employee (soon maybe)
>Life goals
contribute something useful to the human race
>Something you are really good at
being chill
>Something you wish you were really good at
art
>Favorite animal
red pandas are cute
>How many friends do you have?
close friends? ~10
>Anything else you'd like to say?
please be chill, it would be nice to connect with someone and make some more friends
>ask me for pic
>Contact info
skype: reasonablyrelaxed

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>Sex
Male
>Age
18
>Sexual orientation
hetrosexual
>Relationship status
Single
>MBTI
ENTP
>Location
Oklahoma City,Oklahoma
>Ethnicity
Black
>Birthplace
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
>Religious beliefs
I really don't know.
>Job/school
I work at a farmer's market
>Favorite books
The Stranger by Albert Camus
>Favorite movies/tv
Taxi Driver, Slacker, City of God
>Favorite music
shoegaze, dreampop, rap
>Favorite sports
I like them all at a similar level
>Favorite vidya
Asura's Wrath
>Hobbies
I need to find one, drugs ig
>Favorite color
blue
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I rarely speak on or about memes
>What happens when you die?
the world lives on
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
no
>Worst injury you have ever had?
My toe ripped
>Most scared you have ever been?
possibly going to jail.
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
depends
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes
>Are you a feminist?
I respect women at the very least
>Pro life or pro choice?
choice
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
yes
>Dream job
film director
>Life goals
live a life I enjoy
>Something you are really good at
bullshitting
>Something you wish you were really good at
conversations
>How many friends do you have?
close friends:2 or 3, friends: 10 or so
>Anything else you'd like to say?
hope everyone's day was decent, ig.
kik: blackboybill, skype: deathdoobie
email: [email protected]

>>24075908
I'd spank your ass with a belt
your so cute

>>24075614
>pic
why your vag in panties though? why not a pic of your face or something? just curious.

>Sex
m
>Age
19
>Sexual orientation
straight
>Relationship status
single
>Location
washington state, us
>Ethnicity
1/2 white and 1/2 mexican but my whiteness shows most
>Job/school
unemployed and not in school
>Favorite books
mainly manga
>Favorite movies/tv
hellraiser series
>Favorite music
kevin sherwood
>Favorite sports
swimming
>Favorite vidya
half life/ portal series
>Hobbies
crossdressing, painting, vidya games, writing
>Favorite color
purple
>Do you believe in God?
no
>Most scared you have ever been?
pregnancy scare with last gf
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no
>Favorite subreddits
cod zombies
>Are you a feminist?
yeah
>Pro life or pro choice?
pro choice
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
for my friend to not have mental illnesses anymore
>Dream job
writer
>Life goals
not be poor or a piece a shit
>Something you are really good at
running
>Something you wish you were really good at
talking to strangers
>Favorite animal
cat
>Favorite website
youtube
>How many friends do you have?
6
>Anything else you'd like to say?
would like to make friends with male or females(mainly females)
>Contact info
SirAaronII on skype

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>>24071911

>Sex
Male
>Age
18
>S/O
Str8
>R/S
Nope, no, nada
>MBTI
I'm a newfag, what it mean tho
>Location
Wilmington NC, USA
>Ethnicity
White
>Birthplace
Chicago
>Religious beliefs
If there is a god, he's like a man going to a zoo he made: watches us, laughs, and occasionally throws something in the cage to fuck with us
>Job/school
UNC Charlotte (moving there in a month), busboy at dockside (moving up to cook next summer)
>Fav. books
LOTR, GoT, HP, The Underneath, World War Z, anything by Roald Dahl...need some new reads tho
>Fav. movies, shows
Sixth Sense, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, Inception, LoTR, Batman movies
>Fav. Music
Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Shinedown, Pink Floyd, U2, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Modest Mouse, Pantera...you get the idea
>Fav. Sports
Baseball, surfing, long-distance running
>Fav vidya
Dank Souls, Portal, Civ, Total War, Minscraft
>Hobbies
Web browsing, vidya, running, playing guitar, lounging on the beach
>Fav color
Blue
>God?
No fucks given, couldn't care less
>Ayy lmaos?
See response to god
>Death?
Not important to me, so i don't give any thoughts
>Closest to death?
Some guy drove in front of my car late at night, clearly wanting me to slam into the drivers side and kill him. Luckily I was still awake sooo no dice for him
>Car crash?
Nope
>Seatbelt
90% of the time
>Worst injury?
Broke my arm when i was 5
>Most scared i've ever been?
Power went out late at night, alarm started to make weird sounds, my brother and I were scared as fuck (we share a room), then my dad decided it'd be funny to make alien noises outside the door. We nearly pissed ourselves
>Fap?
once a day keeps the doctor away
>Shower before sex/oral?
Haven't, but if she wanted some real romantic shit, would do
>Shower in morning/evening?
Morning
>Wash hands after a piss?
50% of the time
>Drink/smoke/drug?
Drink, would do drugs tho. I wanna know the feel
>Fav. boards
Here, /b/, /pol/ and /his/
>Fav. subreddits
N/A
>Feminist?
Get out of here with your propaganda, Anita

>>24075614
Alexa?

>>24076634
(cont.)

>Pro-life/pro-choice?
I have a complicated stance on it, but for all intents and purposes, pro-life
>Socks at home
Depends if it' cold inside or not
>4chan/reddit?
4chan
>Fav. childhood game
Footballllllllll
>One wish?
Find the perfect job/hobby. Something I love and enjoy while also being good at it
>Dream job
No idea, probably something either outdoorsy, artsy, or history/foreign related
>Goals
Find perfect job -- Have a house deep in the mountains away from civ -- Build my own garden, a perfect garden -- Find the perfect gal to share in all of these things
>Good at...
Running, playing guitar, making cats worship me, reading, languages
>Wish I was good at...
Drawing, charming gals
>Fav. animal
Cats
>Fav. website
4channnnnnn
>More time on 4chan/Facebook?
4chan, how old is this survey?
>Number of friends
Like, maybe 10
>Anything else?
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck this survey, and fuck my shitty sleeping schedule
>Contact info
Kik: king._.arte
Sc: king_arte

>>24074470
>agnostic
Which sence of this word?

>Sex
M - virgin
>Age
31
>Sexual orientation
str8
>Location
los angeles
>Ethnicity
white
>Religious beliefs
atheist
>Job/school
both
>Hobbies
a few
>Favorite color
black
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
yup a few
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
nope
>How often do you fap?
literally never
>Shower before sex/oral?
yes for me no for the girl
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
nope straightedge
>Something you wish you were really good at
singing
>How many friends do you have?
0
>Contact info
kik: zsasza

>Sex
Female
>Age
19
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Relationship status
Single
>Location
Slovenia
>Birthplace
Slovenia
>Religious beliefs
Its complicated :D
>Job/school
Im a computer tehnician currently working at mcdonalds. I will go to college in october.
>Favorite books
I prefer manga.
>Favorite movies/tv
Harry potter, lotr, star wars, dictator, grimsby brothers,...
>Favorite music
Kpop, jpop, jrock, krock and punk
>Favorite sports
Pilates?
>Favorite vidya
League
>Hobbies
Sewing, baking, pilates, drawing, guitar, programming, making music
>Do you believe in God?
Idk, i think i do
>What happens when you die?
Ill disappear.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
I feel with bicycle. Nothing serious though.
>Favorite color
Yellow
>Most scared you have ever been?
I couldnt sleep for two weeks. Was scared for the whole month.
>How often do you fap?
I dont i guess. I dont have a cock.
>Shower before sex/oral?
Virgin.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening. Rarely in the morning.
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes, i try.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No.
>Favorite color
Yellow
>Are you a feminist?
I dont think so
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
Sometimes
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Favorite childhood game
Catch
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
For my family to be healthy.
>Life goals
Make life of my family easier
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
I deactivated fb a month ago
>How many friends do you have?
None
>Contact info
Yellbkom

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>Sex
Male.
>Age
23.
>Sexual orientation
Straight.
>Relationship status
Single.
>MBTI
INFP/ENFP, but I don't believe in this MBTI hoax anymore.
>Location
Eastern-Europe.
>Ethnicity
Caucasian.
>Birthplace
Eastern-Europe.
>Religious beliefs
Atheist.
>Job/school
Graphic designer for a retail chain.
>Favorite books
I don't read story books, my favourite has always been some biography or something educational.
>Favorite movies/tv
Crazy for movies. The Spectacular Now, Requiem For a Dream, Heaven Knows What;
>Favorite music
Grimes, Radiohead, Rammstein, some industrial remixes, some nostalgic stuff I like ironically.
>Favorite sports
Used to take Karate lessons as a kid. Now slowly getting into doing bodyweight and weightlifting workouts.
>Favorite vidya
Mass Effect series, Papers Please, Total War series, Fallout 3 and 4, Red Alert 3, GTA San Andreas, GTA IV.
>Hobbies
Drawing, listening to music, watching movies, dancing in small indie EDM clubs at weekends.
>Favorite color
Navy blue.
>Do you believe in God?
I believe all matter and energy of the universe combines into something godlike. After the death, you unite with the energy of the universe, essentially, god itself, but I don't believe god as a bearded man in the skies.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I do, but I don't believe we have made contact yet.
>What happens when you die?
Everything becomes black, deaf, blind and you feel nothing, but I believe your life force, spirit, soul etc. joins with the energy of the universe, in the form of your atoms or your electrons becoming star dust again at some point. I don't believe in reincarnation, but I believe that in some very simple, unconscious form, your life force joins the universe's background energy that maintains until universe collapses. It is not depressing, I find it a proud thing to partake in after death.

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>Closest to death you have been?
Panic attack that felt like a heart attack. On a train, my heart started beating very fast, my arms got cramped and couldn't move, my mouth was foaming and I could hardly speak. Luckily I was calmed down by other passangers and it passed, but I developed panic disorder and anxiety disorder later on.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nope.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Stepped on a piece of wood that had a nail which went straight through my leg.
>Most scared you have ever been?
One another panic attack I was scared of losing my sanity, had a horrible sense of impending doom inside my body that felt like the worst sensation I have felt in my entire life.
>How often do you fap?
Once a day.
>Shower before sex/oral?
Maybe.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening.
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Smoke pack of cigarettes a day, get wasted twice a week, don't do any drugs.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/mu/, /gif/, occasionally /r9k/, very occasionally /b/
>Favorite subreddits
r/Anxiety, r/GoneWild
>Are you a feminist?
Yeah
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro choice
>Do you wear socks when you are at home?
When I am alone, I don't.
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan.
>Favorite childhood game
Runescape.
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Own a small print-publishing company in a medium-sized town
>Dream job
Graphic designer for a huge company or a huge advertising agency.
>Life goals
Get fit, get more /fa/, study graphic techniques at art academy in my country
>Something you are really good at

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Sensing if a design composition is good or not, writing and creating stories, connecting with people, learning from people
>Something you wish you were really good at
Getting /fit/, not doubting myself, flirting with women
>Favorite animal
Dog
>Favorite website
Youtube
>Do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
It's a tie
>How many friends do you have?
2 childhood friends, few good friends from neighboring country.
>Anything else you'd like to say?
>Pic
Related
>Contact info
E-mail: [email protected]

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>>24071911
>Sex
Male
>Age
18
>Sexual orientation
Str8
>Relationship status
Single
>MBTI
INTJ i believe
>Location
Israel
>Ethnicity
European Jew, mixed with lots of slav and stuff like that
>Birthplace
Haifa
>Religious beliefs
Deist Jew
>Job/school
Studying
>Favorite books
Catch-22
>Favorite movies/tv
Breaking bad
>Favorite music
Rhodesians never die
>Favorite sports
American football
>Favorite vidya
CsGo probably
>Hobbies
Magic the gathering
>Favorite color
Blue
>Do you believe in God?
Yeah in a werner heisenburg kind of way
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yes
>What happens when you die?
-
>Closest to death you have been?
Really crazy bike accident once
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes

>>24074330
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>>24077209
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>>24077113
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