Need tips on safe things around the house I can use as dildos.

>>24069929
Girl or guy?

A cheese grater.

Sharpie.

Sauce on pic and I'll give you all the advice you want.

a plugged in curling iron [/edgelord]

no phallic shaped fruit in your kitchen? slightly larger/thicker than average pen?

>>24069932
Dude
>>2406993
Kek>>24069943
http://www.xvideos.com/video14204631/early_morning_ride_on_my_dildo

>>24069943
Reverse image search is a foreign concept to you, isn't it?

Carrot, cucumber ,zucchini and banana

So it is not to rough oil, greas, butter and honey

buy one on amazon lol

>>24069929
Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough...

The plastic handle of a plunger. It's nice. Because it has like 3 or 4 balls at the top. And you can suction it to the wall and impale yourself doggy all day.

>>24074005
This, just make sure it's a new plunger lol

I'm a guy and I used to use extra toothbrushes. The cheap ones that have no edges on the handles. Some are even ribbed. They got the job done, although they were slim.

>>24069929
Who's this girl?
Highlander?

>>24069929
I used a round, ribbed hairbrush handle before I could buy one. ymmv

>>24076288
Extension onto this idea, wrap a sock or some kind of fabric around the toothbrush then incase it in a condom. Can make it as wide as you want then. Even texture it if you're creative.

>1" diameter dowel
>cut to length
>sand until round
>finish with oil

I was just at the dollar store and saw those bubble wands. I forgot those make a decent dildo also. I'm sure there are plenty of other items that could be used there on the cheap and no one would wonder why you were buying them.

>>24069929
dude just buy one....

and you really need help? any fucking object that is similar in size and shape to a dick/dildo
i figured this out when i was like twelve, da fuq

Make one.
If you have aluminium foil, paper, silicone caulk, plastic wrap, straws, an understanding of how to make a safe dildo, and a good imagination, you can build the disembodied penis of your dreams.

>>24069929
zucchini

>>24078949
Go on...