/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating! Our "stamp of approval" is... boobs with substantial - if not erect - nipples. ( o )( o )

Prior thread:
>>24044321

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>>24066735

>YRW

First in new thread.

>click<

-Brandt

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>>24066722
>lol. Somehow I find that hard to believe given your moniker. ;)
Yeah, I don't even know how I got that, but sadly it's kinda the opposite :D
I'm either too retarded to notice any signals or girls are afraid of my height and all or just not interested :(

>>24064918
I was 100% referring to that, actually. Both ya'll should use them!

>>24066221
>That's okay, I didn't need panties today anyway....
Nor a fully functioning vocabulary, ability to compose complete sentences, or an average attention span!

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One of the good things about hunting pokemon at night, there are cats everywhere, and they always follow me around after some petting, soon I will be like a male version of the Simpsons' crazy cat lady :D

>>24067017
Pictures of your DSL? Yep, I'm gonna need those, or at least that stamp of approval :P

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So, I got invited to a show this evening out of the blue. Had to drive almost a hundred miles each way, but I got free dinner, beer, and music, so I'm not complaining~

No pictures of me while I was there, unfortunately - or of me driving, for that matter. I'll try to catch up with requests this coming week; I've done almost nothing but drive this weekend~

>>24066221
>Well, I'm glad your eager, but your lost your options when I said I was going to kidnap you as a personal sex slave.
Be that as it may, I've gotta have something to do in the meantime. ;)

>>24062509
>>> ABSURD REQUEST IDEAS <<

>>24066801
You've been awfully quiet today, Brandt! What's the matter? Can't focus after imagining what I'd do to you while strapped in that chair? I've been practicing body rolls for years... Head leads, neck follows, chest follows- all coming within an inch of you before retracting up and away as the belly creeps forward, followed by hips. And just when can smell the soap from my shower radiating off my skin, those too retract away. Mmmhmm. Serpentine.

>>24066990
Eh... Dry spell. It'll pass. That's what porn is for. ;)

>>24067017
You crack me up! BTDubs- you're just as much a part of this thread as we are- happy to have ya make your mark that way to reward the boys if you so desire =D

>>24067090
Haha- crazy old cat lady equivalent of augmented reality Pokeman is fine by us! We are an accepting thread.
>DSL
Hahaha... A very clever and cute idea by our gurl, Fields! But I won't be doing that.
>Don't want everyone to jizz in his pants, ya know ;)

>>24067557
Lol!!! Is that a makeup brush?! Looks synthetic... Hope you're using it with the right product, heh. <3 the expertise with which you are blending your blush =D
>sorry for thread neglect. I too, have been driving for hours tonight, but without free music.
Which show did you catch (if you care to tell?)

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>>24067918

<ahem>

Yup. Uh. Did you have a question?
No? Wait, what's going on?

I'm totally normal.

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So i did this a little weird, and i knew I'd get the c backwards

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>>24067090
>>24066801
那個照片名字
前一張照片的電湧保護器

你在中國嗎?做英文老師呢? 我2012年去教了。 馬馬虎虎的,現在準備去日本。
希望你看得懂繁體則-我的中文老師是台灣人

Following the thread's instructions, here's my thumbs up. I was the newposter in the last thread.

>>24066146
I was at my university's library, actually. This picture was taken at home.

>>24068043
Oh good!! I'm so glad. I hope you're enjoying your weekend. And by enjoying, I hope there are a bunch of flirty, tight-assed sassy girls in yoga pants and low cut tops just mercilessly taunting you...

>>24068145
Omg!!! Bravo!!!!!! This is friggin' awesome! Catwoman will freak meowut!

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>>24068244
I certainly hope so

>>24068097
A beautiful wall, anon. But you've crashed this party which stated "beach casual" by wearing a tuxedo and bringing two additional guests.
>pls read guidelines up by the OP. Need more hand/forearm/neck percentage of pic. Pls don't post full-on face.
>helps to say something if you're introducing yourself to the thread. We don't know if this art is your creation, something cool you found, or a green screen / Photoshop job...
Thx!

>>24068251
What is this fascinating device? Are you bringing BDSM to new levels?
>We can only hope.

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>>24068374
A friend made a keyblade from kingdom Hearts for my roommate. But i can think of other uses

>>24068379
Fuck. And yes. Fuck yes.

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Hey thread. Was so rendered disconsolate over the death of my black watch's band that I went out and bought it two friends.

Vote?

Black, Brown, or Tan?

>>24068239

>google translate ftw

If you'd like to talk about things not thread related, drop me a line at handbrandt gmail >>24068465
com.

>>24068759
Black!!

>>24066990
Afraid of your height?!
>>24067090
I neeeeeeed this kitty!

>>24067557
I do suppose you're right. But I like to be sassy with you.

>>24068043
Tendons, neck dip, fuzz, all I could ask for, really.

>>24068145
!!!!
I think I've woken up the neighbors with my squeals!

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>>24067918
Well, if I can't do it on you I gotta do it in my pants, right?

>>24068239
我不在中国,我在欧洲。我在中国开始学习中文了。(is that correct?我的汉语有些生疏了)

>>24068799
I don't know, can't think of any other reasons, I'm pretty much smiling all the time, maybe that scares some people :D

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>>24068799
Then i guess i did well here

Damn, that went fast. I'll find some time and post something later. Any book readers that like fantasy can talk to me

>>24066801
I assume that's a remote for the lights and stuff in your room, but I also maybe had a small heart attack because from the thumbnail, it looks like a hospital bed remote. Whoops.

>>24066990
Well start speaking up then, man! The worst she can do is say no! She might say yes!

>>24067090
Have anything particularly notable in your capture list? Cute kitties!

>>24067557
I agree, make sure you blend properly! Haha. I hope you enjoyed your show! (Saying blend this early in the day makes me think of that YouTube series "Will It Blend!", and then I wonder what a makeup brush would do in that instance. Sigh. The things I think of, lol.)

>>24067918
Well thank you! I just want to be give credit where credit is due, have respect for those who came before me, all that jazz. Haaaaa hahahahaha. Okay, well, that is a good point. If they blow it, they might not be motivated to tease us for a little while, and we can't have that. Speaking of
>Don't want everyone to jizz in his pants, ya know ;)
should we add that to the rules?
>5. If you jizz in your pants, we don't want to see it.

>>24068043
You are definitely not normal, which is why you are so great, imo. That's an awfully smirky face. I hope someone did something to earn it!

>>24068145
Haha, dude that's wonderful! Bravo!

>>24068239
Welcome back! Don't be afraid to jump right in!

>>24068759
Yay! New pretties to ogle! Black is forever my favorite, but let's see some of the brown next!

>>24069066
How cold is that water? I imagine not very because of the summer, but if it's spring fed it might be.

>>24069217
Oh my. Those Tripp pants have seen some things in their time.

>>24068759
Jesus. This woukd be the equivalent of my wearing a black patent stiletto on one foot and a bordeaux patent one on the other. "Pick one"
Black? And brown for variety?
Fucking hand veins. *bites lip*

>>24069066
>smiling all the time
I hope that was hyperbole... 'Cuz that IS kinda creepy in both guys and gals!

>>24069217
Always!! Glad that you're popping in consistently =)

>>24069387
>will it blend series
Yiiiiiis, girl! I have binge watched those. My fave might've been the iPhone clip.
>all those that have come before me
All those that have "come and come and come" before you. ;)

>tfw you're turned on and captcha says to select skyscrapers. Who says AI isn't advanced...

>>24066801
>>24069387
>hospital bed remote
Oh great. Thanks, Fields... Now you have me thinking about being sexy nurse to Brandt in a hospital bed
*facepalm*

>>24069555
Behold mah trips.

And now... some open request reminders:

>> GREY WARDROBE REQUEST <<
>Courtesy the lovely Lady Fields
Okay boys, let's see your shades of gray!
Sweatpants, hoodies, henleys, baseball tees, boxers/briefs...
Basically if you can roll up the sleeves, pull down the waistband, or make it look sexy, throw it on and make us wet. Who's in?

>> CRITTERS <<
Reminder that we do not mind any kind of critter/creature that you want to show affection towards using your hands!

>> PRESENT/PARCEL UNWRAPPING WEBM <<
>shocker since I prefer stills, but eh...
I realize this is a bit arts-and-craftsy, but I think we would appreciate seeing your man hands and arms unwrapping a present/parcel.
- untying a ribbon (because it looks like your undoing a halter dress tie)
- sliding your fingers beneath wrapping paper to undo the tape

>> CARRYING STUFF ON YOUR SHOULDER <<
Nolly had some good cable shots of this. But if you have the need to lug a sack of potatoes, laundry, etc... let's see it. Because then we get arm, wrist and neck... just imagine you've thrown a lady over your shoulder and are carrying her kicking and screaming / laughing (?) for banging.

>> STEAMED ARTICHOKE FONDLING <<

>> HARMONICA PLAYING <<

...
Hopefully will be back later with some more original ideas. Which are within reason. Never know with this one...

Have a good one, thread. xoxo

>>24069693
>because it looks like your undoing a halter dress tie
^^"you're", not "your"
Motherfucker!!! I swear the Internet is making me dumber.

And bump.

>>24069693
>trips
Showed her how to greentext, now she requestin' for low
She my trip queen, let her post our macro
>horrible play on Trap Queen lyrics but maybe you'll giggle.

>thanks Fields
I do what I can. I'm sure Brandt would be much obliged. Just think, if he needed stitches for a kitchen mishap, you'd be in prime position for hand ogling. You might even have to ask him to remove his shirt. You know, for sanitary reasons.
Besides, all nurses need some sass, and you know something about that don't you? ;)

>>24069555
>binge watched
Haaaaa. I did that too, when I was sick last. It made for a good laugh in my delirious fever state.

>Hopefully will be back later with some more original ideas. Which are within reason.
I struggle with the "within reason" bit too.

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>>24069387

>hospital bed remote

Oh no, that's a power strip with an on/off switch:D

>awfully smirky face

Oh, it was earned. And it's more a pained grimace. Things were handled, however.

>>24069555

>trip 5s again<

>choose one

Well, is there one that you like most/least, or are there any thread situations you can envision one being more suitable than another?

Is this the seed of a new request line?

>skyscrapers

lololol!

>>24069693

>hospital bed remote/sexy nurse

So, you're saying if I get injured and put in the hospital, you'll give me sponge baths?

Because that would be super.

>>24070276

>stitches from kitchen mishap leads to sexy nurse time

My kitchen knives have never looked so appealing.

>>24070276
>>She my trip queen, let her post our macro
Nah, I didn't giggle.
>I did the ugly snort and chuckle. And then did that "awww yeah- we talkin' sass, class 'n trash" sway move in my chair with both hands above my head, looking over my shoulder.
Because Fetty Wap. Do you think he knows that if you switch the first letters of his pseudonym that it's Wetty Fap? idk.

>>24070310
>pained grimace
hahaha... thank goodness. Because chair pics.
>watch follow-up
GD it. This is such a fucking tease. Like if some chick were like, "what sheer bra is best? black? silver? nude? Go back and look at my nips."
Grum-ble. But here are my thoughts - the things I go through for fashion. It's not like I have a thing for big watches on hairy dude arms or anything!!!$!$
Black for all suggestive dom type pics or musician related. Tends to be the dominant color (or lack thereof) in your wardrobe, too.
Brown for sportier / outdoors stuff since it has the orange contrast in the face.
Silver-faced tan strap goes with all summer gear and outdoors photos as well. And anytime you wear something more casual (or lighter colors- i.e., on the odd chance you're not wearing black??) The silver face is striking against your skin tone, especially if you're going to get any more tan.
UGH!!!
I can't even.
*storms off*

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>>24069387
>How cold is that water? I imagine not very because of the summer, but if it's spring fed it might be.
It's not cold at all, pretty warm outside, so I would put it around 15-18°C.

>>24069555
>I hope that was hyperbole... 'Cuz that IS kinda creepy in both guys and gals!
Yeah, it's not that bad, but in a social setting with friends I tend to laugh and smile a lot since I'm enjoying myself, never thought that could be a bad thing :(

>>24070276
I actually did giggle, but you know... tryin' to play it cool and all... ;)

>>24070536
Another chill pic with you! Hope you're having a good one...

>>24070539
At least your rust isn't barbed like Nolly's was. =)
>tend to laugh and smile a lot
Oh! No, that's never a bad thing. Sorry, I just meant that if you've always got a silly grin plastered on your face, it can be disconcerting on anyone - since reactions are communicative and nice. Nothing ever wrong with being warm and inviting and comfortable in your own skin!!

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>>24070524

>watch follow up

Hey, I don't know about you, but getting asked to view women wearing sheer bras is my favorite past-time, the nippier, the zippier.

Thought you and the thread might like to know I've got two replacement bands for pic related enroute. Should have them in a week or two.

Even found another of its kind (the whole watch) selling in as-new condition on e-bay... might just have to buy it as a backup, or dual-wielding:p

Also, was planning on tanning this year. I'm too pale by far.

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So I read you guys like shower shots as well as the elbow/neck/shoulder trifecta.

Why not combine them?

Also, wake up thread! Down to 5 already?!

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I'm running out of ideas, so I decided to play with myself on the back porch.

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I used to be able to get it up and keep it up, but the years might catching up with me.

There were lots of these attempts, all about this successful. I might keep practicing to see if I can actually stay up and "walk" around.

>>24070705
Dude. You might as well be holding a plate of chocolate chip cookies.
*muffled moans*
>tanning
Nah, don't do it unless you have built-in melanin protection. Ain't nothin' attractive about melanoma =)

>>24070937
Need some bleach for the thoughts in my head.

*** PSA Catwoman technical issues ***
Pardon Catwoman's sporadic engagement of late. She sends her love and lust ("Nolly needs me!!!") but is in wireless router, potentially ISP hell.

>>24070957
>>24070977
really nice
how old are you?

>>24070957
Holy f---
*awkward silence while leering*

We love it when you play with yourself.
In your backyard.
>Better if in my backyard, knowwhatImean.

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Guess who spent 2 hours today organizing his resistors?
(I'd show you, but it's just a whole fuckton of little bags, each with a slightly smaller fuckton of even littler resistors. I'll show you what I did this morning, though~).

>>24067918
>Lol!!! Is that a makeup brush?! Looks synthetic... Hope you're using it with the right product, heh. <3 the expertise with which you are blending your blush =D
It is a mysterious device colloquially referred to as "sunglasses". (though I do see how someone could think of a makeup brush).

>>24067918
>Which show did you catch (if you care to tell?)
Turnpike Troubadours - they're a folk/country sort of band. They put on a pretty good show - definitely would have been worth the drive even if I didn't get everything else for free.

>>24068799
>I do suppose you're right. But I like to be sassy with you.
Well, of course! Being sassy is the best part.

>>24069693
>>> STEAMED ARTICHOKE FONDLING <<
I'm getting around to cooking it! (have patience~)

>>24070524
>Black for all suggestive dom type pics or musician related. Tends to be the dominant color (or lack thereof) in your wardrobe, too.
Can confirm, at least 2/3 of my shirts are black or mostly black.

>>24071000
>*** PSA Catwoman technical issues ***
>Pardon Catwoman's sporadic engagement of late. She sends her love and lust ("Nolly needs me!!!") but is in wireless router, potentially ISP hell.
I'm flattered~

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>>24071000
I read that as "Panty Spoiler Alert- Catwoman technical issues". I hope you get your shit straightened out- I hate not having consistent internet. It's scary how dependent I've become on it.
>>24071014
You know I'll play with you anywhere.

>>24071002
Over 25 and under 40.

PUPPY!

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Puppy with an itchy spot.


Also, I am so goddamn tired of store front captchas.

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Ladies, tune in for Nature Walks With Nolly~

I don't actually know what kind of flower this is, but there's a whole lot of them here.

>>24071131
>Also, I am so goddamn tired of store front captchas.
Trufax

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"Nature"
>here we have the wild pavement paint, in its natural habitat

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Couldn't find any thistle that was blooming, so you'll have to settle for this instead.
>so prickly - and yet, I must touch it.

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A different kind of thistle? Some other plant with spines on the leaves that has apparently already gone to seed.

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This is also not a makeup brush. ;)

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Ayy, pokeweed

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Couldn't keep up with the turnover of the weekend thread sorry, Ohpee.

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A little red clover.
(I know it's purple, but that's what they're called)

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Unlike the thistle from earlier, clover is soft and fuzzy.

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Teasing some Queen Anne's Lace that hasn't bloomed yet.

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This looks like either a squirrel or a rat skeleton, but I'm not completely sure. Definitely rodent of some kind.

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>>24071181
You spelled "smoke" wrong and you left off the "erryday". C'mon man, this is the internet.

Last puppy pic.

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Small trees part 2

>>24071208
>You spelled "smoke" wrong and you left off the "erryday". C'mon man, this is the internet.
Captcha: select all images with grass
;)

>Last puppy pic.
Aw

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Something besides just my hands for a change.

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Last one for now.

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It's been a long, hot day at work. I'm laying in bed trying to cool off texting the bf, thought this thread would appreciate.

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>>24071406

You'll be welcomed when everyone gets back. Feel free to put up some more.

Dropping off a few myself.

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The brown watch.

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Brobdingnagian 6-string? Or Lilliputian shredder?

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hello ladies, do I have nice hands/forearms/ neck?

>>24072027
Kinda hard to see your neck, so I can't say if you have a nice one or not.

>>24072122
true, everything else then?

>>24071098
Laughed so hard at sunglasses and makeup brush. One of these days, you'll have to daisy chain various resistors into jewelry of sorts, BTW.
Turnpike Troubadours- sounds like a ton of fun!

>>24071099
*hyperventilating*
PUPPY!!!!!
>Oh that's right- we agreed on PSA being Panty Spoiler Alert ITT. Thanks for setting me back on the depraved path. =)
>>24071131
...With Torque crotch again! Puppy looks as pleased as I would be...
Oh god. I have an itch you could take care of, too.

>>24071157
lol!!! These walks are the best.
>answers the "grey" request

>>24071160
>>24071165
Something something "seed" is all I read...

>>24071171
No- looks like it could be a tickler sex toy, though

>>24071175
Juxtaposition

>>24071181
Pokeweed- the latest in augmented reality where you collect various wildflowers

>>24071183
No need for apologies, bear paw! This is a nice welding shot you've captured! Tig? Mig? I know nothing about welding, despite 6'6 and Weldbro's convo on it.

>>24071186
>>24071191
Red clover appearing purple- probably due to pH of the soil, I'm guessing. Pretty anyway. :)

>>24071193
You sicko.

>>24071196
Hahaha! Looks like you're leaning on a tree to take a piss...

>>24071203
=( ashes to ashes. <3 rodents

>>24071208
Rofl!!! And dat face!!! I'm meeeeeelting!

>>24071217
Need to do a perspective shot where your arm looks like the trunk of a tree, with all the vascularity- almost captured it here, but not quite.

>>24071224
Meandering cracks. So many cracks, so little time...

>>24071406
Um yes! Moar, pls? We don't mind ogling you if you and your bf are comfortable with that =D

>>24071539
Oh fuck.
>>24071542
Cl-clenching...

>>24072027
Hard to tell on your neck, but all else looks *ahem* fine to me... Wouldn't mind if you feel like hanging around and doing more.

>>24070310
>things were handled
I bet they were. Especially with hands like yours.
>hospital bed remote/sexy nurse
I imagine you'd get whatever the hell it was you asked for in that state. Sponge baths could certainly be arranged. Shame most nurses don't wear white anymore. All that water, someone could get splashed. Come to think of it, most hospital gowns are white though. Hmm.

>My kitchen knives have never looked so appealing.
Why? Are you planning on cooking something delicious for us and possibly damaging yourself in the process? An event like that should be fully documented, you know.

>>24070524
>I did the ugly snort and chuckle. And then did that "awww yeah- we talkin' sass, class 'n trash" sway move in my chair with both hands above my head, looking over my shoulder.
I always look over my shoulder doing some shit like that too, hahahaha.
Knowing that industry, that's probably where it came from in the first place.
>UGH!!! I can't even.
Right? This.

>>24070536
Hello ink!

>>24070539
So where does it come from? I love little bubbly streams and such. The water in those photos is clear and pretty, too.

>>24070540
As long as you giggled. I won't tell a soul.

>>24070705
>pale
Since when? You have a lovely skintone imo. In other news, having a backup is always a good thing.

>>24070937
I'm awake (now), and can confirm that this sort of shot definitely works for us. Holy fuck.

>>24070957
Now the real question is, how many push-ups can you do in that position. Also, those shoulders. Whew.

>>24070977
Keep trying! I'm envious.

>>24071000
Trips /again/? Damn, ya'll.
On a serious note, hope all that shit gets worked out right quick. We need you, girl!

>>24071098
So what does that doodad do?

>>24071099
>>24071131
>>24071208
D'aw, gorgeous pup.
Only adds to that expanse of arm you're showing off, of course. Damn.

>>24071214
What made all the grooves in the wood there? Some little crawly thing? It's a pretty pattern.

>>24071217
But we like those hands.
What's that huge, green, flat area behind you?

>>24071406
That doesn't look like the sort of thing that would be helping you cool off, but it fits our thread. Welcome!

>>24071539
>>24071542
>>24071539
Tall, dark, and fuzzy. Yes yes yes.
Love the new watch. Those bold faces and thick designs suit you so well.

>>24072007
I have no idea, but I'm sure we have time. for elaboration?

>>24072027
You just might! Welcome!

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Smol hands :(

>>24071000
>>24072439
Day-um. Didn't even notice my own trips! Thx for looking out, gurl!

My request then is that all the porn contributors of this thread get mercilessly teased by hordes of qts wearing sheer tops and booty shorts so tight that the outline of hip slung undies underneath is evident. And that swollen nipples are pitching twin tents on aforementioned sheer tops.

...Such that our boys go about their day hiding a perpetual boner and then take out their frustration and virility on this thread.

>Thus spake bossypants, predictor of the petrified forest. In man hands we trust, July 2016.

>>24072509
Smol hands can cast large animal hand shadows, anon

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>>24072237

>oh fuck

Well, not right away. Don't we have to get to know each other first?

>>24072439

>I'll bet they were.

You'd win.

>Nurses

mmm. it is a shame. still, one can't be greedy!

>knives

I'd better not mix cooking and picture taking. I'm not that gifted in the art to safely divide my attention...

>pale

The glare off my shoulders in pictures disagrees, but thank you for the kind words:D Regardless of what I want however, I am prone to farmer tans...

>shower shot

Good to know:D Am I becoming a doctor now, giving shots?

>>24072454

>Tall, dark, and fuzzy

Well gwarsh. And yes, I definitely am a fan of ~50mm analog watches.

>>24072523

So it is written, so shall it be done.

>gawddamnwhy'dithavetobeboners?

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Posting hands with doggo

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Showing off some Henna work I had gotten done while still in the PRC

>>24072523
>sheer tops
>booty shorts
I feel that could be arranged, don't you?
>petrified forest
>in man hands we trust
Hahahahaha. You're a riot, girl.

>>24072698
>cigarette + Brandt
...o-oh. Good... morning. (Well. Evening for you. But. Um. Mmm. Mhm.)
Damn.
>win
Should we discuss what the reward for winning would be? Hypothetically of course.
>farmer tan
Well, there's nothing particularly wrong with that, though I understand your desire for an even glow. Shirtless sounds a good way to achieve it, perhaps.
>doctor
Paging Dr. Brandt. Nurses in distress, requiring assistance.
>fan
I'm a fan of them on you.
(Brown. All my yes. All of it.)
Do they ever get in the way while you're working?
>gawddamnwhy'dithavetobeboners?
It is the way of things! Lady Pants has spoken.

>>24072741
Hello pup! You look content!

>>24072752
I rather like your handwriting. Neat, and with character.

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>>24072237
>>answers the "grey" request
I dunno, I was shooting for something more like this.

>>24072237
>Laughed so hard at sunglasses and makeup brush. One of these days, you'll have to daisy chain various resistors into jewelry of sorts, BTW.

>>24072237
>Red clover appearing purple- probably due to pH of the soil, I'm guessing. Pretty anyway. :)
Nah, that's just what it looks like. The species of clover that actually LOOKS red is called crimson clover.

>>24072237
>Need to do a perspective shot where your arm looks like the trunk of a tree, with all the vascularity- almost captured it here, but not quite.
Not quite sure how to do this one? I'll give it a try, though~

>>24072439
>So what does that doodad do?
It is a voltage-controlled oscillator (which I'm going to call VCO from here on out 'cause that's a mouthful to say and to type). Haven't tested the frequency response yet, but it gets a much wider range than the last one I built.

>>24072439
>What made all the grooves in the wood there? Some little crawly thing? It's a pretty pattern.
Hard to say - it could be termites or carpenter ants, but I'm guessing some kind of beetle.

>>24072454
>But we like those hands.
>What's that huge, green, flat area behind you?
'round here, we refer to places like that as "fields" ;)

>>24069217
You always do!

>>24070539
So much fuzz

>>24070937
Ahhhh yes!

>>24070957
>>24070977
Good lord, I'd play with you on the back porch.

>>24071000
Thanks girrrrl!

>>24071098
>Well, of course! Being sassy is the best part.
I knew you enjoyed I!

>>24071099
It sucks, it changes depending on who I'm connected to I'm realizing. We're all dependent on the internetz.
>>24071131
Sooo cute!

>>24071183
Some dirty working hands, Yiiiissss!

>>24071406
Always always always!!

>>24071539
>>24071542
I preferred the black, but you usually post in black and white, so I'm not upset.

>>24072698
Ahhhh! God I miss gawking at smoking photos!

>>24072741
It's so cute, so many dogs in this thread!

>>24072752
Aaaand you're fuzzy as well. Catwoman thread swoons hard.

>>24073204
And another fuzz god damn

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bamp

Don't die on me, /mhfn/

>> CHARADES CHALLENGE <<
Post a webm(!) and text which visually describes a movie or song.
Text should have:
-number of words of title
-genre

Both contributors and viewers can guess. You cannot provide additional hints. If someone guesses your movie or title correctly, then uh... You have the satisfaction of being a charades / mime champ!

Don't you fucking die, thread.

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>>24070552
Well, I sometimes smirk too much :(
I'm usually a very happy person. But good to hear it's not that bad :P

>>24072439
I'm not sure if it's a closed circulation but it most likely gets fed through the local water supply and just gets filtered underneath the rock.

>>24073250
>So much fuzz
Haha, want more?

>Dem cherries

>>24072698
>>gawddamnwhy'dithavetobeboners?
Why d'ya have to be so dirty?? I love it. Self-loathing capacity will have to be increased.

>>24072741
oh heeeeeey doggeh!!!
If I were cuddling with that creature, I'd have a content smile like yours, too. Dat finger between the ear and skull... awwwww.

>>24073177
>>sheer tops
>>booty shorts
>I feel that could be arranged, don't you?
Gurl - I threw a pair of mine into the gym bag for practice. Hope you're rockin' yours today!

>>24073204
>crimson clover
Right you are; I always appreciate the various knowledge gems I pick up from this thread- botany, herpetology, entomology, urbandictionary terms...

>perspective shot where arm looks like trunk of a tree
You would align the shot so that the tree is in the distant background and have your veiny forearm in the foreground, close to camera, completely covering and being the trunk...

>'round here, we refer to places like that as "fields" ;)
top kek
/thread

>>24073250
We miss you. =(

>>24073612
I love it when you bamp me

>>24073895
Whoa. dem cherries indeed! It's as if you're Cthulhu, calling to claim your 13+ virgin sacrifices...

>>24074009
Whoa. This thread has been blessed.
Well, we must be doing something right...

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Ayyyy haven't been in one of these for a while
here's one from work today

>>24073895
Always more! Do you just live in a magical garden?

>>24074009
Oh hiiiii

>>24074010
I've been busy and on top of that a rage full bitch because my isp has apparently been fucking me. I thought I did something to cause it, but I'm calling them today to figure out what's wrong with my Internet. I miss you guys and the thread!

>>24074097
Renovating?

>>24074097
God yes. Dat gloved veiny forearm...

>>24074138
hahaha... you tell your ISP, "Listen... I only want to get fucked by dudes that meet all my fetish criteria. Otherwise, leave me alone."
<3 <3 <3
>I'm sure it's not your fault. Be careful if roomies were using porn siphoning bots. Just sayin'...

>>24074210
Girl, you know my roomies I'm sure porn was definitely to blame.

Boop

>>24074666
I am the @&$&ing trip and quad shit!!! Even on bumps!

MEN- git your hot hands and arms and necks in here now!!!!!!!

*stamps foot*

>while I run to a work thang. Will ooh and ahh later, I promise.

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>>24074676

Oh man, do I hafta get up already?

>>24074790
I'll let you sleep a bit longer, but only if we can cuddle.

>>24074790
Oh FFS. Floral bedding? That's how you convince the ladies that you're not a beast?!
>Imma fuck that dirty body hair right off of you. GD it.

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>>24074811

mmm

>>24074831

I don't think you can fuck body hair off. I'm pretty sure it's been tried and they still had to go with waxing. And that's flower thing is this weird kind of thin but heavy blanket that feels cool to the touch all night. Unfortunately, my choices were limited between that and something that was an outrageous green/orange/pink mess.

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Still not sure about this whole "awake" thing yet to be honest.

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>>24074010
>Whoa. dem cherries indeed! It's as if you're Cthulhu, calling to claim your 13+ virgin sacrifices...
Too bad I can't claim you then. Would it be a problem, if there are some non-virgins?

>>24074138
Yup, TGF in Wonderland, didn't you know?

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It is a beautiful morning though...

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>yawn<
ok, I'm up.

>>24074857
>still had to go with waxing
Oh, I'm going to wax you, alright. Wax your pole...

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>>24074969

Oh, well you'll have to get past my grey boxer briefs first.

>something grey... hur hur!

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>>24072237
At least you know some terminology! That is gas cutting, gets the steel red hot then press the lever and shoots a jet of oxygen which rapidly oxidises and blows away the slag, and gets the cut ahead hot at the same time. It's pretty scientific and engineers get picky with it occasionally, due to the heat affecting the grain around the cut. In any case, you look like a king while doing it haha.

This is a mig welded number, almost as if a robot did it.

>>24074857
I am now jealous of a pillow....

>>24075070
Still awake?Thought you'd be sleeping honey!

>>24075070
Oh yes,I'm lurking and too clever for my own good.

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Cheers, thread~

>>24073853
>>> CHARADES CHALLENGE <<
Mm, I've gotta think of one I can actually do first, but I'll give this one a shot.

>>24074010
>You would align the shot so that the tree is in the distant background and have your veiny forearm in the foreground, close to camera, completely covering and being the trunk...
I'll see what I can do~

>I love it when you bamp me
;)

>>24074449
>Girl, you know my roomies I'm sure porn was definitely to blame.
Heheheh
Though not having reliable internet isn't funny. I'd be furious.

>>24075079
>>24075086
I'm getting there now actually. And quit lurking! :p

>>24075143
You'll sleep in for work tomorrow. And I've got to keep an eye on you, as you clearly can't be trusted fully.:P

>>24075155
I.. havetotallynoideawhatyou'retalkingabout good night!

>>24075195
yeyeh.Heard it all before

>>24075201
Fuck off back to /b/

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>>24075070
This isn't the first time if I remember correctly ;)

>>24075216
It really isn't. So many pillows to be jealous of.

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Hey look guys, breakfast!

>aduhrrrrr

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>>24072237
He's just cute- I'm thinking you'd be much more sultry and seductive on all fours in front of me.
>itch
Hmm, how will you react when I find the spot with my finger and work it rhythmically?

Also, sorry- I hadn't read the thread thoroughly and thought you were Catwoman when you posted from a secondary ID.

>>24073250
Cat! We miss you- hope your situation gets resolved.
>play with you on the back porch
And probably on the loveseat, and in the bed, and on the floor...

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>>24072439
Fields, right? I did this for the other two ladies, so now that you have a name, here's yours. It's ASL finger spelling of your name, just in case you have no idea what I'm doing (I often don't have any idea what I'm doing). And of course, a grey shirt.

Haven't tried a push up in that position, maybe that can be a future challenge. Thanks for the compliments- I'm glad you enjoyed the pics.

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>>24075284
I really like that shirt, looks pretty cool, casual and still wearable in a business setting, what material is that? Looks a bit like linen, wish I could find shirts like that here, which aren't customtailored and expensive af...

>>24074892
While it's unfortunate that my surroundings are nowhere as beautiful as yours, I wanted to take a serious moment to thank you for sharing yours with us. What a nice, pleasing pic.

>>24074990
Might've choked on my saliva. Might've wished that I had choked on something else instead.

>>24075009
That's a lovely mig weld shot! And I do have "a thing" for numbers... oh dear.
We don't mind any gas cutting, mig welding, or any other action shots you might have, sir!
>forgive the childish sense of humor, but I giggled when you started talking about pressing levers and shooting jets of oxygen that blow away the slag... too much innuendo for me for my dirty mind

>>24075092
Cheers! Oh hey, belt. Are you going for a walk tonight?

>>24075263
What did you do to be able to make a fried egg look like the face of whatever woman you were with last night?

>>24075284
>>24075301
>>24075305
>>24075315
Oh Christ. I think I just whimpered more than that puppy you had ever would. DAMN. How does someone who commands such sexual presence also seem like such a sweetie?
>I tend to be more playful/fiesty than sultry, but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't get on all fours and let you er... train me.

>>24075603
Ayyyye, but you'd need everything to be custom tailored given long, fuzzy limbs =)

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>>24075201
>>24075211
Did you just... tell yourself to fuck off back to /b/?

>>24075758
>Cheers! Oh hey, belt. Are you going for a walk tonight?
Proooobably. Though I really should be writing or doing my signals work, but eh.

I'll entertain you with this here in the meantime.

>>24075841
>>24075844
>>24075847
*perks up* What kind of writing?!?!

Transfer characteristics for MOSFET circuits versus BJTs can wait... doncha know that porn content involving your veiny hands and arms takes priority?

>For the record, no matter how many times I've seen you finger inanimate objects, I still snicker aloud. The progression of stills kills me: "I bet I know what he's going to do... uh... he's going there... oh no hahahaha he did it!!!"

>>24075603
I got it years ago- it's a polyester/cotton blend from H&M (not expensive). I agree with you, though, I like the look of the fabric.

>>24075758
>sexual presence and a sweetie
I'm adaptable (Catwoman posting isn't a thing,is it? Oh well).
>train me
We can try it your way first- I have a feeling I wouldn't be disappointed. ;)

>>24075847
Jeez, man, just the tip!
Are those worth it? My tip at work is definitely a little crusty. Also, my soldering skills are pretty much shit- I'm not sure I could mess with the fine stuff that you do.

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>>24075892
>*perks up* What kind of writing?!?!
Evaluating someone else's writing, haha. It's not so bad as I make out with it to be, but I like to complain~ :D

>Transfer characteristics for MOSFET circuits versus BJTs can wait... doncha know that porn content involving your veiny hands and arms takes priority?
Yeah, yeah, okay. ;)
>technical bullshit incoming
Hm. I generally don't use FETs and BJTs for the same thing these days - though you can certainly make amplifiers out of both, I usually need high-gain (occasionally absurdly high gain - especially for small control signals), so nearly all of the amplifiers I've built are BJT-based.

Most of my experience with FETs has been for digital logic - speaking of which, I'll dig out some FET-based ICs eventually for modulating square waves (I'm thinking a CMOS XOR for some primitive heterodying). Granted - I have several more oscillators to build before I can do much with any of that.

>>For the record, no matter how many times I've seen you finger inanimate objects, I still snicker aloud. The progression of stills kills me: "I bet I know what he's going to do... uh... he's going there... oh no hahahaha he did it!!!"
But were you expecting this one?

>>24075939
>Jeez, man, just the tip!
But she kept asking for more~

>Are those worth it? My tip at work is definitely a little crusty. Also, my soldering skills are pretty much shit- I'm not sure I could mess with the fine stuff that you do.
If you need your tip mostly clean, it'll do the job. I didn't pay very much for it, so I'm pretty happy with the thing. I'm sure you can drop $15-30 on a really fancy one, but the cheap ones work just fine too.

Hahaha, I do alright, I suppose. The heat sink and IC sockets definitely help, though.

On that note, I don't think I'll ever be able to take pictures of me soldering for y'all - that's a three-handed job to begin with, and when you try to add a phone into the mix I go from wanting another person to needing another person. ;)

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>>24075284
>>24075301
>>24075305
>>24075315

Reminded me of this gif.

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>>24075758
>Are you going for a walk tonight?
Looks like the answer was yes!
Only a short one, though.

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It was like this when I found it, I swear!

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Perspective shots with trees to come later, when the sun is up~

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Lunch is done! Hibye!

>tan band watch

>>24075758

>choking

Careful. Not sure the Heimlich works on that. Or the other.

>egg

Magic.

>>24075070

Don't hate the pillow. It's just a stand-in.

>>24075939
>>24075939
>I'm adaptable (Catwoman posting isn't a thing,is it? Oh well).
Not sure I understood, but Catwoman posting and dirty talking is indeed a thing (bossypants speaking on her behalf until she gets her interwebs back). Either way, we try hard both in the thread and in your fantasies not to ... uh "let you down"

>Jeez, man, just the tip! My tip at work is definitely a little crusty.
ROFL!!#!$
That's definitely something we can help you out with here at /mhfn/ house of lubricants.

>>24075973
Aaaaand he presses in, EVEN DEEPER holy shit!
>evaluating writing
Oh. Yah, that sounds like work. Still, at least you're keeping that skill honed.
>FETs
Yah, my circuit knowledge is buried under cobwebs and << yours, but I wanted to nudge you outside, which it seems like I did. =)
Doesn't mean that I won't still throw out idiotic terminology that sounds slightly pervy, like... "Hey Nolly- if you're considering a CMOS XOR, why not the CMOS Master Slave Flip Flop instead?"

And then you'd probably reply about how it's "illogical" / not the right logic. ;)

>If you need your tip mostly clean
KILLING ME!!!!!

>>24076024
Haven't seen this gif before, but I'm glad I have now. Some of my fave sets from our contributors have involved variations of this. =D

>>24076139
Dat fuzz.
>>24076147
Don't mind if I do! (have a seat)
>>24076157
>>24076161
hahahahaha!!!!!
OMG - love it all! Thank you for humoring me. =D

>>24076318
Can we get this one in color? Please?
>Waiting for the "Beg." reply. =\

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>>24076412

> =\

Aw, sad face. Although the quote arrow makes it seem a bit miffed:p

Why would I make you beg anyway?

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Some more from the other day.

>>24075973
>heterodying
I'll just kill myself now.
Heterodyning. With an N. Goddamn it.

>>24076412
>Aaaaand he presses in, EVEN DEEPER holy shit!
Well, if the fingers fit... they generally find their way in there~ ;)

>more technical bullshit
>And then you'd probably reply about how it's "illogical" / not the right logic. ;)
Yes. :D (but you're not quite as far off as one might think)
>Master Slave Flip Flop
Master-slave usually has me thinking of serial communication rather than flip-flops, though you can definitely connect them up that way.
Speaking of M/S and serial buses, though - about a year ago I had to write a C interface for some serial buses, and SPI (the only master-slave protocol) was by far my favorite. Everything was simple, and the slave chips pretty much always did what they were told, when they were told.

>KILLING ME!!!!!
And yet, you missed the biggest one that I snuck in there. ;) (you even trimmed it out of your quote~)

>>24073204
>grey
Why thank you for fulfilling my request. Sometimes simple is best.
>VCO
That certainly is a mouthful. When I'm not falling down tired I'll look it up so I know what the little guy does.
>grooves
Of course. I didn't consider that. It reminds me of the pattern on a circuit board, or the Nazca Lines (God Fingerprints, something like that) in Peru. Do you know much about insects?
>"fields"
I literally read this five times over the course of an hour, and only just now got it. Heaven help me. On another note, that was smooth as hell, and I am genuinely amused. Thank you! (So what are they used for? Livestock? Crops? Anything?)

>>24073895
I know I ask a bunch of ridiculous questions, I'm sorry. (Of course that means I'm going to ask another.) What kind of cherries are those, do you know?

>>24074009
Oh. Well hello there.

>>24074010
>rocking yours
I wish! Busy getting my ass kicked at work, but that doesn't mean I do throw 'em on as soon as I get home!

>>24074097
That's a pretty little crowbar, relatively speaking (or at least the direct comparison to your arm makes it look that way!) How high up are you anyway? Two floors?

>>24074210
>>24074449
>fetish criteria
>porn
And you know what's sad, CW? It's probably awful shit porn too. Nothing classy like what these stunning gentleman produce for us here.

>>24074464
That symbol reminds me a bit of Tangled. Well done lines, however!

>>24074676
Foot stamping is serious business. Ya'll better heed what she says, else you're in for it.

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live from a shitposter's keyboard

>>24074790
Well, I don't suppose you have to. Since one of us there isn't there to make you. Coerce, demand, whine, persuade, woo, whathaveyou. Womanly wiles go.

>>24074857
What a lucky, lucky pillow.

>>24074990
Best not let that hand slip much lower. Things could get a bit sticky.
>grey
As always, delicious. My sincerest thanks, Brandt.

>>24075009
I know it likely isn't decorative weathering, but that looks appealing in a very industrial way. Mind showing us the tools of the trade?

>>24075092
Whatcha drinking?

>>24075284
>>24075301
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>>24075366
Wow. This is exactly what I envisioned when I made that "demanding" request of you. Everything just plays off each other to make it perfect. And you added the shirt in too? *low whistle* God damn. A fucking plus in all subjects.
>ASL
Now, that was incredibly sweet and thoughtful of you, and I may or may not have squeaked a little from joy. Today was absolutely awful, and this made it a bit better. Thank you!
>just in case you have no idea what I'm doing (I often don't have any idea what I'm doing)
Hahaha. I giggled. When I was quite small, I was a student of ASL because we had a program for the deaf in my primary school. The alphabet is mostly all I remember, so I understood this! Again, thank you. That was just so cute.

>>24076139
>>24076143
>>24076147
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>>24076157
>>24076161
It's dangerous to go alone! Take kittens!

>>24076318
Hoooooboy. Look at those sleeves pulling against your biceps. Yes fucking please. You better be careful, or you'll be in the market for all new shirts real soon. Hot damn. (And though I do prefer your darker toned wardrobe, the white is a refreshing and appealing choice. Yes sir it is.)

>>24076422
>Why would I make you beg anyway?
Oh, you mean other than the fact that you're adept at doing it in a subtle, sly way, and you know we'd do about anything you asked? Nevermind that we probably enjoy it, where you're concerned.

Annnnnnnd, fin.

I'm sorry for not being more active and helping to hold down the fort or rustle ya'll into a senseless state today (if that's possible). Work is kicking my ass. Nonetheless, nice to come home to a thread full of wit, snark, and even some crass material. Hope all of you are well, and CW, give them absolute hell. We need the other half of our dynamic duo back!

>>24076422
Thank you. =)
>confirms silver face on hairy tan arm is *stifled moan*

>>24076449
Hahahaha... Oh God.
I don't think I missed the points on cheap versus expensive, heat sink and the 3 hands. Honestly, that whole entire post was a goldmine.
... Or did I miss something else?
And holy shit, C. Cue the jokes in reference to core dumps, memory leaks, etc.

>>24076488
<3 you for stopping in despite a shitty day at work, girl! And we love ridiculous questions. Who doesn't love a curious mind?
And yea- our porn is the best porn!
I'll try to think of some absurd requests for tomorrow...
>BTW- The next time work tries to kick your ass, grab its foot as it's coming toward you, disrupting its balance. After you've taken it down, deliver a swift elbow to the solar plexus. Work's ass kicked by Lady Fields. *bows*

>>24076501
So meta with your shitpost, anon! 'Tis a bit of a paradox.

I see a vein and arm hair though... Feel like stepping it up a bit? Or rather- feel like squeezing it up a bit?

Safety bump

>>24074790
No! Stay in bed I'll climb in too.

>>24074892
I had no idea!

>>24074927
Morning!!

>>24074990
Oh jesus, don't mind me just drooling over here.

>>24075092
Tummy fuzz gets me every time.

>Heheheh
>Though not having reliable internet isn't funny. I'd be furious.
It is really awful. But I think it may be resolved. I mean I'm home and some how able to view the thread.

>>24075284
Gawwwwd this webm. I'm fully prepared to be on my knees before you.

>Cat! We miss you- hope your situation gets resolved
Hopefully it is now. I miss this thread! And all of you!

>And probably on the loveseat, and in the bed, and on the floor...
The possibilities are endless. You had better keep your energy up, I'll wear you out!

>>24076024
Oh god this fucking gif!

>>24076143
Better idea: play with me instead!

>>24076488
It totally is. They're hogs, but I love them.

Catwoman bump from page 7.

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Good day mhfn, time for some garden "work".

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>>24077455
Can I bump you from behind?

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have some tattoo/neck/jaw on a shit phone camera. I'll take some pictures of my hands tomorrow morning for y'all while I'm at the gym. They get veiny as fuck

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Some more alt-takes from the other day to keep the thread alive.

>>24076488
>That certainly is a mouthful. When I'm not falling down tired I'll look it up so I know what the little guy does.
It oscillates - not really much more to it. That particular one has triangle and square/pulse outputs.

>Do you know much about insects?
I know a little bit about everything, but I'd hardly call insects one of my areas of expertise.

>(So what are they used for? Livestock? Crops? Anything?)
Hard to say. I'd have to go back and check which one I took a picture of - it might be just growing grass for hay, or it might be cattle. It's possible it belongs to a construction company that hasn't built their housing development yet - we've got a bunch of those around here too.

>>24076581
>Whatcha drinking?
Gin and tonic! Probably overdid it on the gin yesterday, but that's really a problem. :D

>>24076841
>... Or did I miss something else?
While there was plenty of innuendo available - the joke I was referring to was in the bit about my writing instead. ;)

>And holy shit, C. Cue the jokes in reference to core dumps, memory leaks, etc.
Pointer arithmetic? I hardly know 'er ar-[segfault]

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>>24077698
>but that's really a problem.
but that's NOT really a problem.
Son of a bitch.

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>>24076412
Oh, shit. Well, I'm officially an idiot for not seeing how that post would be confusing- not the Catwoman from the thread. There have been several strings of Bane posting in these threads, and that was one of Selina Kyle's (catwoman) more memorable quotes from TDKR. I was trying to be funny, and it didn't work out that well for me or anyone else this time. My bad.

>>24076581
Yes! I'm glad I made your day a little brighter. I'm always grateful for the attention, dirty talk, and compliments I get in these threads so I'm happy when I can do a little something for someone else here.

Random work shot. And looking at it, I'm now wondering how long I've been walking around work with one of my shirt buttons undone.

>> PILLOWTALK RANDOM POSE REQUEST <<

>Mobile flyby request - so glad that bestie is back! Will do thread catch up later

Let's see those poses where you're lying sideways in bed, facing a chick and propped up on your elbow, head resting on your hand, as if you're chatting with us. We should get a decent shot of neck/jaw, inside forearm/bicep and perhaps chest

>>24077781
Hahahaha!!! OMG, how could I have missed that, being the Bane enthusiast that I am??? You are funny and entertaining, Torque. It's just that your audience (me) -- not so clever.

And whoa. Vein city- could giggle at the lighthearted image and post, but just drooling instead. Will take random work pics any day!

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into scars? I'm a cook, plenty of burns

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>>24074138
sorta, a mate's dad is paying me and a few other friends to tear out everything and eventually demolish an old building they own. good summer work because tea breaks whenever more than two people feel like it

>>24074210
a more strained photo
that bloody carpet was a bitch to get through

>>24076488
it is kinda small, it's about the length of my hand and forearm, pic mostly related
it's not that high, we were what us Britbongs call the first floor, 'Muricans would call it the second floor
we did push an old boiler off the edge of the ledge you can see in the first pic, that was quite fun

>>24077561
Yes please!

>>24077621
Could do with a better photo.

>>24077698
>gin
I like you, I think.

>>24077781
You're too cute.

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Photos from today will be arriving shortly - after I have lunch~

>>24078035
>I like you, I think.
You've mentioned a couple times, yeah.

>>24078035
Hey Carebear.;)

Lying in bed after a busy shift.;)

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Something I didn't upload right away.
There were reasons, but here we are.

>>24077698
>It's not so bad as I make out with it to be
Ayyy, sorry- the Internet! Making it difficult sometimes to distinguish among subtle humor, careless typing, and ignorance.

>segfault
Sounds like we need to ah... check your pointer for NOLL. (instead of NULL, seewhatIdidthere)

>>24077702
So strange that your fingers aren't in those cracks. Guess it was a little too dry for you...

>>24077964
A good pic! On a quick read, I thought you were actually handling a carpet saturated in human blood rather than using Britbong cursing. =)

>>24078067
Thx for helping us keep the thread bumped with all your content!

>>24078204
Gahhddayum
>Something I didn't upload right away.
hahaha!!! Dirty mind read this as: "Something I didn't unload right away"
>There were reasons, but here we are.
Reasons, plural? Or just one reason of substantial proportions?

>>24078067
>You've mentioned a couple times, yeah.
Juuuust so you don't forget ;)

>>24078103
Care bear?

>>24078204
I must know these reasons!

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Alright, pics from my walk coming up.

>>24078290
>Ayyy, sorry- the Internet! Making it difficult sometimes to distinguish among subtle humor, careless typing, and ignorance.
Sometimes my subtle jokes and references are just too subtle. C'est la vie~

>So strange that your fingers aren't in those cracks. Guess it was a little too dry for you...
I already posted those!

>>24078355
>Juuuust so you don't forget ;)
Nah, I wouldn't do that. You get so excited whenever I post alcohol - how could I?
Speaking of~ (sorry I didn't get a pic right after I poured - it's a whole lot more impressive when you've got a full glass with all the head)

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This perspective from just behind my elbow makes my arm look ridiculous.

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>playing with big nuts

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Sorry to disappoint you, ladies, but this crack was occupied.

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There were actually a whole bunch of bulls here - some were pretty skittish, so I didn't harass them too much.

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>prickly things part ?/?

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Oh hay there

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Jesus, my calluses are almost as obvious as the berries.

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It took me a while to find a flower on these bushes that wasn't full of bees or japanese beetles.

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>10 feet away, tops, no fucking bugs whatsoever
Well, we know what plant puts out.

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>>24074010
>You would align the shot so that the tree is in the distant background and have your veiny forearm in the foreground, close to camera, completely covering and being the trunk...
Hm. Well, I tried. The veins don't stick out so well when I hold my hand up (gravity is a cruel mistress). I'll have to give her another shot tomorrow and see if I can do any better.

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>>24078494
what calluses?

>>24078440
>Nah, I wouldn't do that. You get so excited whenever I post alcohol - how could I?
I am a bit of a lush.

>Speaking of~ (sorry I didn't get a pic right after I poured - it's a whole lot more impressive when you've got a full glass with all the head)
There will be head, still no worries. ;)

>>24078452
Your arm looks so long!
It's so gorgeous here by the way.

>>24078463
>>playing with big nuts
Ahhh, my favourite past time.
>>24078473
Well that's terrifying!
>>24078479
I probably would have jumped the fence and tried to pet them. So kudos.
>>24078494
Calluses are not a bad thing!
>>24078500
>>24078505
I love it when you feel up the flowers.

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i dont really know how this works but i have this picture a friend took.

>>24078355
Just playing windup.;)

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More bulls.

>>24078534
>what calluses?
Fingertips, mostly. It's been a while since I've done any really hard physical labor, so the ones in the usual places aren't so obvious anymore.

>>24078553
>Your arm looks so long!
It happens~

>It's so gorgeous here by the way.
It really is - probably my favorite part of the whole state.

>Well that's terrifying!
Haha, the two of them were pretty chill. It would've been mean to make them move just for a photo, though.

>I probably would have jumped the fence and tried to pet them. So kudos.
That would have been inadvisable for a couple of reasons - the electric fence on the inside of the regular one being probably the most important, but I've been pushed around by steer before, and I'm not interested in having the even more aggressive bulls do it. (especially with so many of them right there - this photo doesn't get all of them either)

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Have another take of me pretending to be a tree in the meantime.

>>24078582
>upside down
Well, that's a load of bull.

>>24078582
>It's been a while since I've done any really hard physical labor
by the looks of it, never.

you can count more scars on my hand than on your entire body, you don't do physical labor.

stop pretending you're 'outdoorsy' those Hydrangea paniculata aren't gonna do the trick.

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>>24078627
left hand.

even my ankle got more labor into it than your entire body I'm betting, you look weak as fuck, just stop posting it's pathetic.

>>24076318
>Don't hate the pillow. It's just a stand-in.
I'll try not to, but it's really hard.

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>>24078627
>by the looks of it, never.
You believe what you like, my friend.

>you can count more scars on my hand than on your entire body, you don't do physical labor.
Certainly not anymore, no. As I said - it's been a while.

>stop pretending you're 'outdoorsy' those Hydrangea paniculata aren't gonna do the trick.
I don't think anyone here is claiming that taking pictures of flowers makes one "outdoorsy". It's a fucking hand porn thread. The ladies like flowers. If you want to have a dick-measuring contest, there's plenty of places to do that on 4chan.

>>24078627
>you can count more scars on my hand than on your entire body
>>24078671
>posts picture of hand with 0 scars
Keep dreaming, buddy.

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plshelp :c
I made a webm with ffmpeg, but 4chan is telling me, that it's not vp8.
How do I fix this shit?

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hand! hello.

>>24078708
Captain Green you sexy mofo! Can you use your converter with the VP8 codec rather than ffmpeg? Sounds like a codec cockblock...

>>24078708
>>24078747
Google says I'm wrong. What command line arguments did you use? Maybe you specified a parameter that chan is rejecting. Sorry that I can't help you- weldbro and Nolly and others would be better resources...

>>24078708
>plshelp :c
>I made a webm with ffmpeg, but 4chan is telling me, that it's not vp8.
>How do I fix this shit?
I'd try encoding it again with different tags? (make sure you don't have libvpx-vp9 set, it looks like). You may have to exercise your google-fu.
Sorry for being unhelpful; video's not really my area of expertise.

>>24078775
>Nolly and others would be better resources
I'm flattered, but video encoding is a bit out of my depth.

>>24078724
>pathetic white lines
Are you sure you uploaded the right picture? Or are you colour-blind in addition to your Parkinsons and clinically retardation? You might want to get those checked out - 'cause there ain't any little white lines in your shaky picture there either.

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>>24078794
>clinically retardation
Clinical retardation. Goddamn it.

>misspelling words when calling someone retarded
I guess I deserved that.

>>24078727
Hello! More or just dropping off a friendly hand?

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>>24078747
>>24078775
>>24078794
I just ran the generic ffmpeg -i img.m4v img.webm line...
anyone got the correct line for me to just copy/paste, mby?

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hi from a fat fuck

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>>24078290
>>24078355

Reasons, as in there was one but it turned out to be a concern of no matter, and so here I have posted the picture in question for the viewers of this lovely thread to ogle and enjoy.

Plus this one too.

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And this, in my usual style.

>>24078877
Mmm. Dunno. Did you compile your ffmpeg binary or download it? It needs VP8 support, so libraries needs to be linked ... H.264 for mpeg, libvpx. You might just need to update your ffmpeg library.
>can't tell whether your file name is due to frustration with studies... Or because you're going to be mech eng and you want us to fuck you =)

>>24078880
Hello! You're not allowed to call yourself fat ITT. New rule. =)

>>24078910
>>24078926
... Squooge.

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>>24078955

>checked

...and...?

>>24078955
>>24078877
Sorry, I meant you might need to update your ffmpeg binary, not library. The binary needs to be compiled with libvpx, H.264 and others.
>let this be an indication of how much I want to see this vid

>>24078966
Fffffffffff.....
Never mind.
>the cosmic coincidence of having dubs volleyed back is not lost on me

>>24078833
just a friendly hand! I suppose I'd take requests though, first time posting here :)

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>>24078967
>>24078955
allright I'll try again tomorrow

>can't tell whether your file name is due to frustration with studies... Or because you're going to be mech eng and you want us to fuck you =)

exams are coming up and it's 32°C
doesn't make studying any more fun :/
while I'm sweating anyway though......

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>>24078988

Trip dub taggers!!!

>55
>66
>88
>??

Have a post-workout pre-shower shot.

>protip: I'm nekkid

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>>24077042
Don't know how I missed this earlier. I'm fully prepared for you to be on your knees in front of me, too. And by prepared I mean erect.
I'll start carb loading for marathon sexy times. We can work naps in though, right?

>>24077808
>not so clever
Bitch, please (that's right, I'm a straight, kinda nerdy white guy that uses that). The sheer breadth of topics you've referenced in dirty talk and banter posts indicate to me that you're above average intelligence. That reference was a little out there to begin with.

>>24078035
Aw, shucks. You're going to make me blush.

>>24078708
>>24079024
I use Video to Video encoder- free download, hasn't ruined my computer yet, no adware. I use Windows, don't know what else it works on.

Finally, I get to sit down today.

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Maybe you'll sit and sigh
Wishing that I were near, then
Maybe you'll ask me to come back again
And maybe I'll say maybe

>The Ink Spots, Maybe

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And now I turn my hands into some sort of alien zipper monster.

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>>24078702
Oh, someone also took pics of playing around with things in small creek!

>>24078708
Idk man, why don't you just use the webm for idiots converter? Can't do anything wrong there, worked great for me so far :P

>Have some kitty before I finish editing the new stuff :P

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>pictured: me and my new best friend

>>24079702
>Oh, someone also took pics of playing around with things in small creek!
I'll admit, you inspired me~

>>24078452
>>24078463
>>24078473
Dunno why my post lambasting the troll got deleted, especially since I thought it was filled with bossyvitriol. But these walk pics are great. <3 'em

>>24078479
Cutest bull ever! And yah, good idea not to disturb the animals in all cases.

>>24078505
>Well, we know what plant puts out.
hahahaha!

>>24078517
Not bad!!!! I applaud the effort

>>24078567
Thx for the contribution! Feel free to play more as you wish

>>24078582
Holy ... cows.

>>24078591
This is better =) Werks.

>>24078702
Not sure if you saw it, but I defended your honor and 10/10 contributions. always.

>>24078812
>I guess I deserved that.
Have received this kind of karma countless times... have cussed like a sailor afterwards as well. Good form, man- good form. =)

>>24079024
Unnnnnnnnh. Good luck with your exams. It's 32°C here, too... but only in our pants.

>>24079043
"And here we witness the predator in its natural habitat, staking out its prey from behind. The unsuspecting prey has no idea the doggy-style that is to follow prior to being devoured"

>>24079081
>>24079194
>>24079642
"Ohhhh no you didn't!!" hehehe... Let's finger-snap each other. I love these relaxed poses of you. Makes me feel like I'm relaxing with you. Come to think of it... I don't think there's a pose that I don't like of you. Bravo, then!!!
>Awww, and thanks. =) Lots of shallow knowledge of different areas- not so impressive, but enough grey matter to appreciate you guys' humor!!
>>24079682
HOLY strength. I hope you had a lump of coal between your hands there... were you pressing a diamond? Or did you manage to extract legendary blood from a stone??

>>24079652
Ayyyyyy. This is a good pic for you. Why d'ya hafta be so manly.
>Fallout?

>>24079702
Kitteh!!!!!

>>24079714
Hope your convolutions are not so convoluted, as it were...

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Here

I want fucking big veins on the arms, please.

>>24080192
Sheesh. Have you looked up? Veins everywhere from our generous contributors. Make better requests, pls.

>I mean, I want a sentient grizzly bear daemon, but I don't just start demanding things in anon threads... Hold up... That's not true- I do. =)

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>>24079934
>This is better =) Werks.
Glad I got one you're happy with~

>>24079934
>Hope your convolutions are not so convoluted, as it were...
The concept is harder to grasp than the math, really (and the table helps). Plus, a little integrating never killed anyone.

>>24080192
>I want fucking big veins on the arms, please.
Sorry, I couldn't get them to fuck - apparently they "weren't in the mood" and "just wanted to sleep". ;)
(I'll give this one another go tomorrow afternoon when I'm warmed up - I've spent the past 8-9 hours shirtless in the air conditioning, so everything - veins included - are kinda sluggish)

>>24080310
>but I don't just start demanding things in anon threads... Hold up... That's not true- I do. =)
I was about to say~ ;)

>>24080310

Sentient grizzly bear daemon huh?

>ponders...

>>24080372
>convolution
But... Did you chuckle at the result of convolving a rectangular pulse with a triangular one?
>fucking veins
Haha- sounds like they could've used some dirty talk to get them in the mood. On the bright side, looks like your slipper is getting some action. ;)

>>24080449
Of course! What beast did you imagine coming out of nowhere to destroy your enemies and provide scintillating conversation and adequate transportation when you were a kid?
>lion. Because predator ;)

>>24080571

Actually, I always imagined MegaMan coming out and blasting shit up:3

> Pew Pew Pew!

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>>24080656
You know what this means ... You are hereby requested to give us your best MegaMan pose (pic related)! Blue suit optional.

>>24080950

But I'm working ooooout...

>>24080976
Like that's stopped you in the past... Isn't MegaMan's alternate name "RockMan"? Mmmhmm. Coincidentally...
>might need to change onomatopoeia of guns from pew! pew! pew! to... [depravity of bossypants's mind censored]

>>24080976
>>24081000
Observe the trips and weep, my friend. I own you.

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>>24080571
>But... Did you chuckle at the result of convolving a rectangular pulse with a triangular one?
Not particularly?

>>24077796
This was a little difficult to get right, but here you go~

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I don't get this... But I'll play.

I have hairy legs and arms. But I'm both chubby and scrawny and can't grow a beard for shit.

Let me know if there's any interest at all

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>>24081629
>I have hairy arms
That's plenty popular here, so don't worry! You might try sneaking your hands into the shot for the ladies, though. ;)

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>>24081629
>>24081645
Ok... I hope a girl is actually into this :/

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>>24079934
I wish you could relax with me. I want to say something so that I can witness this "ugly snort and chuckle" you've described a time or two and then hope you laugh at yourself for doing it. And then straddle me- I think I'd like that, too.
>pressing a diamond
I've only been able to make one thing diamonds with my hands so far.

It's amazing how fast puppies grow, change color, body and head shape.

Bathroom break bump! Be back for you guys in a bit. Where mah gurls at?!

>>24082076
Eye fucking the thread, I'll be back in soon to reply!

>>24081521
OMG! Totally worth the effort man - you nailed it!
Nolly beats UPS, FedEx, USPS, and all other private carriers when it comes to delivery...
I feel like we could be chatting about how a rectangular pulse convolved with a triangular one ends up looking like ... ill-formed dongs.
>could send you the MATLAB animation but am sure it's avail on the web
>>24081645
You're the best. =) And hnnng.

>>24081629
>>24081675
We like hirsute limbs! And the personality/guy that those limbs are attached to is just as important when playing in this thread. Otherwise, eye candy/porn abounds elsewhere- not as interesting for me personally just to be visually stimulated. Welcome... enjoy chatting with other contributors and check out the pastebin up by OP if you'd like you try some poses!!
P.S. you're not allowed to beat yourself up here, unless it's for fucking up grammar and spelling- which we all do here, quite often. =)

>>24081809
Hahahahaha! Well, you got the giggle fit with the puppy transformation instead of the ugly snort and chuckle. =)
>I've only been able to make one thing diamonds with my hands so far
I know. I've leered at the formidable outline through your grey Patagonia booty shorts (personal fave) many a time. Diamond inspector, Bossypants at your service. I have unique ladypart tools to conduct a closer inspection...

>>24080188
>>24082500
Dubbin' ... which means...

>> SIMPLE POV REQUEST - can be done with any short-sleeve outfit of the day, or shirtless <<
POV shot where you're standing and the camera is around crotch level, looking up towards your chin. Your arm is holding the camera as if it's our faces. Can be done with one or two hands, depending on whether or not us are using your timer. This should give us a good shot of forearms, chest, neck, .... etc.

Has been executed brilliantly already by many of you, but it's not like we get tired of this!

>> Nolly/Mannequin Man inspired REQUEST <<
Let's pls continue the juvenile and entertaining practice of molesting inanimate objects. If you see things while out and about that look like femanon buttocks, please slap and grab!
>Use discretion, pls - don't vandalize and don't let kids see you
- bulbous/spherical abstract act statues
- loaves of bread?
- carousel horses
etc...

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>>24080192
>I want fucking big veins on the arms, please.
Gratuitous vein-posting for this lady here.

>>24082500
>I feel like we could be chatting about how a rectangular pulse convolved with a triangular one ends up looking like ... ill-formed dongs.
I suppose, a little bit. I'm sure we can find a better dick-like function, though.

>>24082538
>don't let kids see you
If they don't learn about slap-ass from me, where are they going to learn it? The street?
>inb4 I am the street

>- carousel horses
If I can find one.

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Water was clear enough today to see the fish (the camera does not do its clarity justice, unfortunately - but the fish are still here).

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>>24082719
>>24080192
>>I want fucking big veins on the arms, please.
>Gratuitous vein-posting for this lady here.
And more~

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>>24082538
>SIMPLE POV REQUEST
Not exactly what you asked for, perhaps, but it's sort of like it.

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>>24082538
>Let's pls continue the juvenile and entertaining practice of molesting inanimate objects
Aye-aye, cap'n.

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Man, that skeleton sure seems to be having a good time.

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And some plants.

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>>24081675
>>24081629

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>Me touchy da moon

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>>24079934

>predator

Crikey! If ya not careful, he might even shove ya head down on 'ees cock!

>why d'ya hafta be so manly
>fallout?

Because I am a man. And yes, Fallout! Woooo for the original!

>>24081003

I'll do my best for this later, but have a consolation prize in the interim.