Thread for real virgins Must be: Kissless Handholdless Virtually

>>24062926
>real virgins
That's like over half of 4chan if they hadn't turned faggot.

You need to put an age limit as well. Around 25+. After that age you are kinda stuck.

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>>24062926

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You're a big guy.

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Only 4chan would turn virginity into some sort of competition.

>>24062952
Well a lotta people on 4chan don't have anything else to be proud of.

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>>24062946
Doctor gGN6n7b0, I'm virginity.

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>>24062962
Well you've got a point anon

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>>24062987
>complaining about videogames
I don't do that. I'm not a manchild

>>24062926
Congratulations, you now have a thread all to yourself. I guess it's true that niggers really can't get along with others.

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>>24063089
>this same guy who attacks me any chance he gets

>>24062926
>No sexual experience whatsoever
rape counts you filthy nigger

>>24063178
See >>24063098
My proxy-using friend

>>24062926
Sorry man, I held hands with a gf I had for a month when I was 16. So I meet all requirements except "never had anyone show interest" and "handholdless"

>>24063190
Wasn't me, I just got out of work. I know jobs are a foreign concept to you, but it's how most of us afford food when we don't have autismbux to buy us tendies.

>>24062926
I thought black guys were the race that got all the white ladies and fucked a lot. I guess i was wrong to assume. Shit man im sorry though just keep goig you look decent to me like your not ugly ay all im sure a girl will want you it jus takes time.

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>>24063701
lolnope

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>>24063686
Sure thing dweeb

I would so cure your virginity. You're hella cute. (:

>>24064304
His appearance isn't his problem

>>24064325
What is? """""""""""""""""Personality?"""""""""""""""""

Like I care about some rando's personality. I'm not trying to get married here.

0) Find a guy who doesn't stink/look dirty.
1) Is he cute? [ ] Y [ ] N
If Y, proceed to 2), if N, proceed to 5)
2) Does he give a rape-y vibe? [ ] Y [ ] N
If Y, return to 0), if N, proceed to 3)
3) Does he seem drunk or high? [ ] Y [ ] N
If Y, return to 0), if N, proceed to 4)
4) Do either of you have a condom? [ ] Y [ ] N
If Y, give him cooter access, if N, find one then give him cooter access.

5) Does he have sex magic? [ ] Y [ ] N
If Y, proceed to 2) if N, return to 0).

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>>24064350
>sex magic

>>24064455
Only applies to men. Women can't have sex magic. Sex magic is when a man is, by all other counts, unattractive but still somehow sexy.

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>>24064527
Here I thought we were about to have an occult discussion. It was silly to think, I know.

>>24064542
Well, there IS spiral eyes.
I remember the day my brother hit puberty, a wizard appeared and taught him. Did that not happen to you? Are you sure? The tall guy? Pointy hat? Long, white beard? No?

>>24064304
No thanks, I'm not a homosexual and I want to be a wizard one day.
>>24064350
>>24064455
>>24064527
>>24064636
>sex magic
The only magic for me is that which a wizard acquires when he reaches 30 years of age.

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>>24062926
I'm pretty much what the OP calls a "real virgin" except I can socialize, hate it though, I've had women show interest, and I'm 26.

But I like to think of myself as a gamma +. I'd rather read a book about old Russian tokamaks or anything by Hawking than be around people.

>>24064768
>I'm pretty much what OP calls a real virgin
>except I'm not

>gamma
No, you are not a gamma. Take that made up meme chart elsewhere, and your fedora too.

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I disagree with these standards...

That said, I fit everything except I'm only socially awkward, not incompetent.

>>24064899

Good hair
Beard is well kept and trimmed
Blonde hair, white, probably tall or at least average
height

You're at least a 7/10. With lifting, could be an 8

>>24064899
>I disagree
Then why didn't you make a thread for normalfag """"virgins""""?

>>24063756

I guess you never heard of ''on the low''

>>24064708
>not a homosexual
Good. Then I still have a chance. (:

>>24065130
I would pleasure your penis.

>>24065130
everyone exists for no reason
you look cool btw, just don't make that creepy gaze

>>24065164
Find someone who would, then.
Self pity is so uncute.

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>>24062926
Haven't had a girlfriend since I was 18. Which was like 8 years ago.

Clearly there is something wrong with me.

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21, fit with all of those standards :(

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>>24065136
>still have a chance
I think not.
Women's rights were a mistake.

>>24065205
>had a girlfriend
>posts in a thread for people who haven't had one
Sigh

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Cuck my life into pieces this is my last divorce

>>24065915
This guy is seriously overrated. People on this site are low IQ and when they see blue eyes and nordic appearance they hand out 8/10's.
His jaw is poverty tier (not really visible in this pic), his mouth is weird, his forehead is tall and he elongates it further with his hair style.
Sure, he is above average, but has some serious flaws, the biggest of which is that he's autistic or something.
t. expert

>>24065924
this is a very internet person made writing man

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>>24065944
>this is a very internet person made writing man

>>24065924
>salty shitskin tries to take down the literal god of 4chan
hello newfriend

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25
never even gotten a stare by a girl being interested
oh well. guess i'll become a wizard, soon enough now

>>24065951
I'm not a shitskin and I usually get rated as high as this guy.
His fucking face expressions just trigger me, he looks like an autistic half-retard, not even mentioning the file names REEEEEEEEEEE

>>24065949
man I feel bad about this image, because I always see it and think, damn this chick is an apex short hair cutie, then I remember the context.

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>>24062990
>>24065075
>I'm not a manchild
>Then why didn't you make a thread for normalfag """"virgins""""?

>>24066139
She doesn't like having her picture taken :)
>>24066195
Ugh, manchild please. Go tip your fedora elsewhere. Nobody wants to hear about your misogyny and videogames.

>>24065924
man this is sooo true i am an 8-9/10 chocolate boy and get rated 7/10 all the time , are the chad that posts on tinder thread too ?

>>24066342
are you the chad *

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By this standard, i am the only real robot on itt. Even including you, Pedro. I know girls have liked you before you fucking lying retard.

>>24066530
>robot

I mean virgin

>>24066530
>this is the guy who calls me pedro
Hello fat dweeb lmao. Feel free to suffocate on all that fat enveloping your neck any time.
Also, no woman has ever shown interest in me.

>>24066655
more than one person calls you pedro, pedro.

and we've all witnessed girls throwing themselves at you faggot.

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>>24066320
Are you actually autistic or something?
Do you honestly believe not playing video games excuses you from being a bitter manbaby?

>>24066530
>>24066655
Are you fucks actually arguing over which one of you is more of a virgin?

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>>24066826
I've never seen a woman "throw themselves at me"
And I'm 99.99999% sure it's the same guy proxyfagging.
>>24066853
See pic please, bitter, "hardcore" gamer

>no femanons
EASYMODE
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M
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>>24066903
I don't think anyone ever questioned the status of women's lives being on easy mode.

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>>24066900
I didn't even play games as a kid.
Do you realize that your only achievements thus far are "never touching a girl" and "not playing viddy games"?

Next you're going to talk about how proud you are you can dress yourself

>>24066909
>this infantile hardcore gamer continues to make attempts at insulting others over the internet.
Please, go back to your games, sir.

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>>24066916
>i don't play games
>b-but ur a gamer
Maybe you're a virgin because you live in a world constructed of narcissism and delusion

>>24066927
Listen, I really don't want to play video games with you. You keep challenging me to a match of call of whatever, and I really don't want to engage you in it. I have better things to do.

too restrictive of a thread. im a m virgin, 31. i feel like you can still be a giant virgin even if youve had kisses/hand holding. even oral. im sure there are way more virgins who have gotten to first base than people who havent had any contact with a girl and are actually old enough to fuck or buy a beer.

kik is zsasza btw if any1 around la is into virgins

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>>24067046
>i feel like you can still be a giant virgin even if youve had kisses/hand holding. even oral.
Then kindly fuck off.

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>>24066934
>I have better things to do.
Like posting duckfaces to /soc/?

Hows it feel knowing that gamers, the most boring group of people in existence, have a more interesting hobby than yours?

>>24067053
I don't think you know what a duckface is first off. Second, I'm not playing video games with you. End of discussion.

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I turn 23 next month.

Only have kissed two girls. Never been in a real relationship. Virgin. Progressively worsening social anxiety. Depression. Etc.

>>24067147
>kissed two girls
I don't think you have a decent understanding of the English language.

>>24067157
I do. I decided to post anyway. Oops.

>>24067166
Well, consider jumping off a cliff loser

>>24064350
Probably an ugly/microdick and autistic

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>Handholdless
Yup

>Virtually touchless overall
Essentially

>Never had anyone show interest in you ever
Not since adulthood

>No sexual experience whatsoever
Again, since adulthood. Got molested by a random christmas cake girl when I was too young to really understand what was going on.

>No social competence
check

No way I'm posting my photo on soc, though. Not really sure why I'm on here today.

>>24067202
>got molested
Fucking normie
You only get a pass if she was ugly as fuck.

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>>24067206
I couldn't tell you because it was a while ago and I wasn't at the age where I was checking out girls my age, let alone over 3 times my age. All I remember is that she looked like a grown up, had long hair and was wearing a floral print dress.

>>24067215
Hm. Doesn't sound too bad.
Normie status it is then.

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>>24067226
Have fun with your thread, op

>>24067233
Sayonara~

>>24067147
Get rid of the faggy earrings and do something better with your hair. You'll be good to go after that because you look fine and don't seem to be a douchey retard like OP.

OP needs to post more pics. For research purposes, of course.

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>>24068811
I don't want anything to do with you
also, I'm done shitposting and meming, I like a girl now :3

>>24068822
No. Post more. Do it.

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>>24068836
No. I don't like you.

Havnt dated, kissed, fucked or had a decent hug in 5 years

I spend time on trap kik chats since they have extremely low standards. It's probably even gayer than normal gays.

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>tfw handholdless virgin

>>24068841
That's not very nice. You should post more.

>>24068866
I can only imagine the sort of creep behind this post. If you're still trying to get pics of me after seeing this thread, there are a few options: 1. You are an incredibly thirsty gay man 2. You are a hamplanet of epic proportions 3. You're trying to get more pics of me in order to shitpost with them

Now which is it?

>>24068885
None of the above?
Kissless virgin, nerdy, skinny white girl who likes to act online how she would never act in person because she's too nerdy/geeky/spergy/shy to do it IRL.
But now you're being mean. :-(

>>24068888
Of the thousands of losers on this board, you're bothering the one who hasn't the slightest interest in you.
Do me a favor, go hit up one of these other lonely guys.

>>24067592
I like having ear piercings (Usually just have solid black or solid steel ones) Nothing too flashy. There's nothing else i can do with my hair since it's naturally like that and i don't want short hair anymore. Thanks though. I don't blame being a virgin on my looks anyway, i know I'm not super ugly. I just suck at talking to people because I'm self conscious about my personality I guess.

Pretty much me. Any time a girl shows the slightest interest in me I go through an initial period where I think it might be something more than friendliness, pity or platonic interest before coming to my senses and realizing that no girl will ever be interested in me romantically.

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>>24062926
how far off from being attractive am i?

>>24062942
fuck you i'm 26

>>24068919
Literally me.

>>24068888
Lies.

>>24068913
But you're cute. :|

>>24068945
Fix your hair, continue with gym or swimming, fix your pectorals, continue to lift and you'll be fine.

>>24069360
Sigh
It's not even believable at this point man. Nobody would chase a relatively average guy this hard after the said guy made sure to state that he has no interest. Also, you don't know a thing about me.

I would advise that you step up your shitposting, maybe adopt a different style.

>>24069689
But I think you're cute and that's all that matters. You should post more.

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>>24070233
Fuck off and stop bumping
Jesus christ.

>>24070308
You should post more.

>>24070368
NO
NO NO NO NO NO
why can't you gays take no for an answer
>inb4 I'm a girl xD
NO.

>>24070375
You're cute when you're angry. Post more.

>>24070455
God fucking dammit. Just. Kill. Yourself.

>>24070470
Only after OP posts a pic of himself smiling.

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>>24070497
Why are you still keeping up the roleplay my man?

>>24070643
More pic?

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>>24070690
Yes. Here's a pic of me

>>24062926

33 kissless handholdless virgin here, although working as manager in retail has given me a passable confident normie mask when at work

I sometimes wish I had been more of a compute nerd so I could just go the full neckbeard route with no human contact

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25. Got my dick sucked for the first time last Monday.
Overall a very underwhelming experience.
Didn't get to have sex because I fingered her too hard and made her bleed.

It's not at all like I thought it would be.
You don't fit together like magic, there's a person attached, for some reason I always imagined vagina as disembodied.
The sensation is different. Jerking off you can feel it slowly build up. Getting my dick sucked I was laying there thinking "wow this is going a really long time I wonder what's wrong." then eventually out of nowhere I push her head down and cum buckets

>>24070788

tell more about blowjob please

why did you feel nothing then cum so fast

>>24070799
It's just a different sensation than using your hand. She wasn't able to take it in very far so most of the stimulation was just on my head.
It felt good but I didn't think much of it, I was just laying there enjoying it for awhile then out if nowhere I had to cum.

The few times she did take it deeper it felt better, but I want to see this girl again and didn't feel like gagging her was the way to do that.

>>24070774
Liar. Post more.

>>24070889
Sure. I'll post more if you prove that you're a girl :^)

>>24064708
>>24065959
Hate to tell you guys, but as a former wizard myself, no magical powers were gained when I turned 30 (or at 31...32...33...34...) The internet is nothing but a den of lies.

>>24070965
>former
You never were. If you "escaped" it, the bonds of causality had never intended for you to become one. You have to be destined for it.

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I am a real virgin that fits those standards. Turned 23 yesterday. Fortunately I finally went out on a date that same day which seemed to go well so perhaps things will change for me soon...

>>24070979
>>24070979
Well that just makes me sad, especially considering the time of loss...wasn't particularly great. I stand by the den of lies statement though - I was told the only prerequisites were to remain virginal until 30 years of age. Bah! Well, to those still holding on to hope of power immeasurable, godspeed.

>>24062926
This is almost like a feels thread and for once I can participate in it

>>24068945
I'd let you fuck me, now post some nudes

>>24071020
You're not ugly though

>>24071020
You better get laid quickly while you still look passable. Since you smoke you're going to age like shit.

>>24071079

Thanks but that's subjective.

>>24071087

That's not a cigarette. I would never smoke those cancer sticks.

>>24071025
30 years is simply the age at which one of the blessed ones shall have their power bestowed upon them by the great Lords.

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20 years old and fit all of OP's criteria. I think there were just certain experiences with the opposite sex that I missed out on throughout my life, and now I'm permanently screwed. I'll probably kill myself before I turn 25.

>>24071380

Same. Keep your chin up man. Anything can happen. 20 is where it started to sink in for me too. At least at 21 you can become a functioning alcoholic like I did.

Just fap and unload, and you are free from the urge again.

Aquire money, wealth
All that counts

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I'm a KV
LDRs are memes desu

>tfw I desire a Luger more than a Female

I can't be the only one who gets pissed when I see these threads filled with average or above posting in it.

>>24074140
*t b h

fucking japmoot s m h

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virgin here, but I don't see how I'm not a real virgin if I've been kissed or held hands
Virginity is about penetration or not, and unless you have sex, you're not a virgin.
Excluding lgbt stuff.

>people are keeping this thread alive when there is one person who even fits the criteria
Why not let it die so you can make your own normie thread?

>>24074244
>Implying I'm a normie
delet this

>>24063756
What's sad is, if white women knew the reality, that of the white women with a mixed black child without the support of the father (92% of these incidents), they could see that those black men don't want them. They've either fetishized them or are just fuck in them to prove to themselves that they can. It's about reinforcing their confidence with stupid women.

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(Can't wake up)
Fit op's requirements for the most part. 21 though so maybe salvageable? If not I'll have fun just hanging out at bars and watching sports the rest of my life.

I like how it's all guys because the girls who usually post have actually sucked dick and stuff before

>>24074804
At 21 it's salvageable

>>24076123
>it's all guys

51% chance of being born on hard difficulty

>>24074140
how is this Austro-Hungarian fascist?
you seem to look better with short hair, keep it

>>24077713
who*

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[muffled evanescence plays in the distance]

>>24077734
You literally have a girlfriend, kill yourself

>>24078214
Don't be rude to my Yugoslav friend

this thread makes me sad. i wish i could kiss and hold all of you.

>>24078381
Nah, he can kill himself.
You too normie
Stop bumping this thread, none of you even belong.

>>24070788
>Didn't get to have sex because I fingered her too hard and made her bleed.
kek'd

>>24076123
Not all of them have. No girl wants to be in a thread with a crazy ass like OP. Girls bail these threads because it's just asking to get attacked by the /r9k/ brigade.

>>24078754
>calling a KV a normie

wew lad

>>24062926
Being a virgin means you haven't had sex

Holding hands doesn't make you not a virgin

Being able to talk doesn't mean you're not a virgin

Someone flirting with you doesn't make you not a virgin

Being personable doesn't make you not a virgin

Say I have all these things but haven't had sex. So I'm not a virgin?

By "real virgin" you mean autistic, social outcast virgins. It doesn't make them more of a virgin to be more hopeless. Virgin just means you haven't fucked

>>24078911
>KV
>V
You aren't a virgin lad, having a gf strips you of that title.
>>24078939
"No".

>>24079010
I've never had a real gf?

baka senpai

>>24074804
Dude, you're kinda cute. I'd play

>>24079061
s m h f a m

fucking retarded jap filter

>>24078214
no I don't, wtf

M/26/WA
kik: Warhollives
Moderate Virgin (never been kissed, never have dated)

This thread is silly. If you haven't had intercourse, you are a virgin. It isn't complicated.

>>24079061
>>24079665
>ldr gfs
They are real gfs.
Eat SHIT

>>24079723
oh, I don't have one anymore. Like at all.

>>24079742
I don't really care, nu male.
You don't belong.

>>24079723
lmao it was never a real thing

>>24079749
don't bully my friend ree

if anyone's a numale it's you because you are making a pissing contest about being the most pathetic., or you're gonna play the 'only pretending to be retarded' card in response because le ebin trole.

>>24079791
>it was never real
Just hang yourself retard

Also, it's not pathetic, I pride myself in being a true virgin.
Eat shit normalcunt nu male.

>>24079801
>I pride myself on being a true virgin
that's pretty fucking sad senpai
>>24079791
hello friend

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>>24062946
For you

>>24079801
but I'm not suicidal so I don't wanna hang myself

"I will not die of death"

>>24079829
How you been holding lad?

>>24070780

31/wizard here. Also working in retail management which has actually boosted my confidence quite a bit.

>>24079862
>>24079829
Why don't you just go to a thread intended for normalfags?
Or make your own?

A 3/10 grill once held hands with me. May I hang around?

>>24079862
some days good, some days bad

nothings changed

>>24079933
No

>>24070774
PS TRIPLE

>>24074148
I'm ugly af. I'd post my pic but I know people who browse this site

Someone posted my pic to r9k

suspect it was OP

go fuck yourself senpai

>>24080127
You're pathetic dude. You should probably fix that paranoia.