Roast thread I'm bored as fuck and it's nearly midnight

>>24055730
Piss off with that filter.

>>24055730
Would've preferred a subtler shade of lipstick. That's all I got

>>24055730
How many of these threads are you going to make slut? Do you get off on being criticized? You're so basic that you probably do.

>>24055762
I actually just have no friends and I hate myself so these threads are good

>>24055779
Very beautifull. Do you have kik? My kik is Marcus_23it. Add me if you want meet me ;)

>>24055797

definitely overdoing the filter. got a full body picture?

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>>24055818
This is as close to full body as I have rn, my phone broke and I haven't backed anything up onto my laptop yet

>>24055831

you're wearing far too much clothing. but i like your hair.

keep posting?

>>24055831
I vote on this becoming a 'complement the hot redhead' thread

>>24055730
Kik me: Marcus_23it

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>>24055818
Found a full body pic

Praise the lord for cloud storage

>>24055872

damn you've got a pretty nice body. keep going with the pictures please.

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>>24055730
nice jew nose kike lord

>>24055891
idk why things are rotating, sorry

Yep, totally agree, keep it up, kinda nice having something classy to look at

>>24055831
you dress like a dyke trying to attention whore

>>24055730
Oh look, there's more flowers in that picture than you'll get at your funeral. Then again, based on your skin tone, it looks like you've already died, so I could be mistaken.

>>24055779
Were you in the Indian ocean ca. 1492? Because that would then explain why Columbus tried the Atlantic instead.

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>>24055881
There's always one edgy, moody one

Why do people want to be insulted, you must all be very sick in the head...

>>24055906

got any with your mouth open?

>>24055872
Displaying stomach, high heels and some shit jacket, trashy as fuck not to mention the man jaw...just eww cant tell if dyke or trap. You probs have short legs and long torso like a man which is why you needs heels.

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>>24055881
a rare smiling picture

>>24055912
Wow you've got such a great smile, should try it more often

>>24055906
Trashy as fuck piercings, no man would take you as a wife. You look white trash as fuck.

>>24055912
Jew confirmed, step into the oven mam.

Someone call Moses because the thirst in this thread is biblical.

>>24055908
if you take the words of someone on the internet seriously then you have an issue. Laughing about your insecurities is a great way to get over them -colorful and intricate insults are usually funny.

It's actually brilliant how varied two types of posts are here

>>24055929
Because these cucks see a 5/10 and drop on they're knees

>>24055931
their**

ooo get rekt

>>24055931
but really, if you hate me or this thread so much, why are you still here replying to everything??

>>24055959
you asked to be roasted so im enjoying myself, i dont hate you i dont even know you, i think you need to get over yourself. You're not a celebrity or an icon to hate or love just another whore on the internet trying to get attention. FYI I've been on this thread for like 10 minutes and it doesn't really require a whole lot of attention (unfortunately for you).

>>24055970
ngl the attention you're giving me is making my pathetic excuse for a life seem more bearable

thank you friend

>>24055981

got any pictures with some cleavage?

>>24055975
Why do internet get wear so much fucking makeup and shit, its so gross. Honestly. Ladies stop eating junk food and get decent complexions. Personally my girlfriend ONLY wear corpse paint, you should all take note.

>>24055831
show tits and sharpie in pooper or GTFO

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>>24055985

>>24055831
Good looking gal.

Would smash genitals with.

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>>24055981
LMAO jesus you're a sad basic bitch if this is true.

>>24055981
legit curious, do you thrive off positive attention as well as negative attention, or does only negative attention do it for you?

>>24055998

more like that please? you've got a great body.

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Try me

>>24056000
LMAO you actually thought I was being serious

>>24056001
I'm not actually looking for attention rn though, I'm just bored because bf is busy so I started this thread and suddenly the world thinks I'm a whore. But desu, positive attention is always better

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>>24055998
Your dad would be so proud of you. If i were a potential boyfriend and i saw this shit i would drop you from my contacts and block you from everything. White trash as fuck lady. For you love of god lose the degeneracy and birth many white babies or you'll just end up like another 35 year old unhappy childless wench.

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>>24056003
I have this one but not really any more with cleavage

>>24056019
Nice tits. How big?

>>24056015
You must be fun at parties

"tHIS WHORE IS WEARING MAKEUP, HURRY UP AND HAVE CHILDREN OTHERWISE YOUR LIFE IS POINTLESS"

Gtfo

>>24056024
DDs

Can't we all just be happy and appreciate attractive women...

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>>24056011
Again for some reason you think i care about you. You need to get over yourself. This is fucking weird, you have a boyfriend but decide to get attention from males on the internet. If i found out i would drop you from my life. Good for nothing degenerate, the poor dude has no idea and you do shit like this. Why are women like you so inhuman?

>>24056035
How old are you? Very good looking gal.

>>24056019

got any more full body or maybe some in a skirt or shorts showing off your legs?

i hope you found other good stuff in the cloud.

>>24056039
I asked people to roast me, that's hardly a shitty thing to do...I was asking for people to call me ugly and shit, I don't understand your point

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>>24056028
Could you be any more of a basic bitch, this reply was uncreative and uninspired, no wonder your life in unbearable, most likely bored to death.

>>24055730
You give off the impression that you are very boring to talk to

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>>24056055

>>24056010
>try me

I feel like those are the words that you use to end all first dates.

{unsuccessfully of course}

>>24056011
should've probably joined a rate thread or the likes then tbqh

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>>24056050
You continue to facilitate the attention from random men on the internet, you must have some psychological deficit senapi. WHy are common whores so obnoxiously self absorbed?

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>>24056069

I don't know how she is personality wise, but she's got a nice body going on with a cute face and I love redheads. I wouldn't hesitate to keep my cock warm in her at night.

>>24056067
Maybe, but I wanted a laugh instead of just rates and boring beta fags complimenting me

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>>24056064
just another boring mundane meme thot. Give me your boyfriends contacts and ill set him up with my girlfriends sister if hes ever in Aus. He could date a tradtional QT rather than whatever the fuck you are.

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>>24056081
Nah thanks, he's stuck with me and he likes it that way

>>24056077
fair enough I guess. In that case, choose another picture out of the ones you've posted and I'll roast you on it. I would've done a bunch of 'em, but I'm going to sleep soon.

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>>24056085
You most likely didn't give him the option. Alas you can only save those who are willing to be saved.The day will come when your partner sees you for what you really are and a tighter/younger/slimmer more Asian version of you come around and you will be dropped, just wait and pray the day doesn't come when you've birthed spawn from your hole. PS you're boring as fuck and men are not easily entertained, its only a matter of time.

>>24056090
this one

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>>24056100
you've said nothing that I didn't already know here

do you have some serious problems you need to talk to someone about?? I can send you a helpline or something because you've clearly got issues

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>>24056110
What would make you think i have serious problems? Because i called you boring...erhhh.

>>24056129
There's a lot of contempt here for someone who doesn't even know me, I'm just worried about your well-being pal

>>24056135

got any nudes?

>>24056104

A string of them, just cause. Do rate them.

If your forehead were a newspaper it'd be a broadsheet, though I'm almost positive that what's behind it is tabloid.

Your ears make Dumbo look like Charlie Brown.

Your plastered smile looks like it belongs in the dysphoria section of the big book of mental illnesses.

I bet you can smell sound with that nose.


Also, the second french empire died in 1870, and that wallpaper should've died with it.


>>24056129
did you intentionally post your picture to get roasted? In that case, you look like your face was stepped on by a lot of bullies in school while your hairline is receding so much I mistook it for the polar ice caps.

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>>24056135
I have contempt because i know how a woman whos a loving partner would act. You flaunt yourself on the internet for attention while your boyfriend is blind to it all. So yes i have complete contempt.

>>24056171
DESU senpai i wish my hairline was receding so i didn't need to get my haircut every 2 weeks.

>>24056181
>haircut every two weeks
dude what

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>>24056181
It just grows fast and bugs me when its not a particular shape. Pic related - just had a shower, my hair is very thick so when it grows passed a certain point appears misshapen.

>>24056203
to each their own I suppose, but that's nearly autistic man

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>>24056212
Well i mean its a nice experience and feels soothing, good blokes to talk to but eats my wallet.

>>24056019
Would you please have my children?

>>24055730
Your skin hurts my eyes. Take off that filter.

>>24055730
Also I saw you in the impressions thread. I gather the impression that you're an attention whore.

>>24055730
If I had a dollar for every pixel in that picture, I would have 25 cents.

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Goin topless in this bitch

Ladies feel free to follow suit