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Didn't see one made: Ideal Mate Thread. Describe your ideal

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Didn't see one made: Ideal Mate Thread. Describe your ideal partner and yourself and share some contact info. I'll repost mine:

Her:
>open-minded
>calm attitude toward problems
>driven to improve herself and discover new things
>loves sharing things and her interests overall
>reads books, watches movies, is opinionated but open to other opinions
>and I don't mean "OK YOU ARE LIKE THIS WE AGREE TO DISAGREE", I mean "I see your point, I will reflect on it later on" and having a general attitude of wanting to find a common benefit in things
>likes trying new recipes even though she's not super-good at cooking (the attitude is what counts)
>has very good hygiene and likes to dress decently, as well as sharing her opinion on my own way of dressing and willing to share advices/POV
>the above doesn't mean that she likes to be a Gucci/Gabbana/Typical center-of-attention fashion slave. A more subtle "look at me/I enjoy dressing like this" is what I have in mind, but it's difficult to explain it in few words.
>It's good if she enjoys videogames as a media of entertainment, or doesn't mind her boyfriend playing them and discussing the stories, the author's intent and so on, which will happen with books and movies as well.
>facultative: likes to share and discuss about music and getting others to listen to what she listens. I like to hear why you like this or that in general.
>likes to discuss of philosophy, politics and other topics to share her POV or finding a common truth she agrees on. Any radical mindset or closure is not accepted nor is what I seek in an open-minded person.
>likes to keep herself healthy and with various interests: this can go from typical bodyweight/gym schedules to home-exercising to being careful about dieting to do more extreme things like Muay Thai, MMA, archery and others. As long as you want to strive to be healthy or want to hear why I would like you to be, I'll be happy to share my thoughts on it.

To be continued
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>>24033799
>enjoys leaving small surprises or being overall caring
>whether sexually open or not, is willing to talk about it and experience if we can be mature and good sexually
>enjoys being in complicity and confidence with her boyfriend as well as contributing to his health with varied meals (attempted or properly cooked);
>willing to work to build a family (whether of 2 or with kids) and have a decent house, decent things to leave afterward like a personal library and a good place to live in, and so on
>doesn't like to share her problems, but knows she can count on her boyfriend and few good friends to always listens; basically an attitude aimed at solving them rather than just complaining.
>doesn't mind different lifestyles or co-existing with different lifestyles (example being with someone that smoke/doesn't smoke, someone that eats meat/doesn't eat meat, and so on. No radicalism should be imposed regardless of your lifestyle, discussing it is ok, communication is good)
>whether in a good situation at the moment or not, with her job, her family or other problems, is willing to give her best to go on
>will take time and efforts into it and dedicate herself to at least try and get to know me, rather than talk with dozens of people for the same purpose. You're free to do the latter if you want, but the point is to get to know each other and see if we can be
1) decent acquaintances that understand it won't work out with more than half-assed tries;
2) very good friends
3) something more
>I don't like revenge attitudes nor childish behaviour: we're adults, we should behave like ones and be in harmony whether it works or doesn't work out. Let's not make each other's life complicated.

Me:
I'm all of the above, seeking someone to complement.
These are just starting points of discussion, they're not mandatory, I'm happy to know people and I'm doing this mainly for curiosity.
You can write to me at [email protected]
Kik: personalthrowaway
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>>24033813
one last thing: I'm a busy individual, have lots on my mind, and I take time away from other people and other things to talk with you, but I can easily go back to them and the rest if you behave like an asshole.
Don't be rude if I don't reply immediately, don't think I own you pictures, info or anything of the sort because like you wouldn't give it to the first male that contacts you I wouldn't want to do the same with whoever talks to me out of nowhere. Just be a decent person toward others, people are here to invest time into something, not everyone is 'bored' like you.

Just writing this because of a few people that wrote to me. Peace.
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Someone who listens to:

David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Joy Division, Nirvana, Metallica, The Cure, Slint, Depeche Mode, Opeth, Tool, Death, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Swans, Lou Reed, Alice in Chains, Nick Cave, Faith No More, Isis, Electric Wizard, Burzum, Morbid Angel, Soundgarden, Dead Can Dance, Ulver, The Chameleons, Mastodon, Neurosis, Atheist, Coil, Nico, Mr. Bungle, Edge of Sanity, Akira Yamaoka, The Sound, 16 Horsepower, Deftones, David Sylvian, Have a Nice Life, Ephel Duath, Tiamat, Moonsorrow, Oneohtrix Point Never, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Flower Travellin' Band, Strapping Young Lad, Einstürzende Neubauten, Scott Walker, Godflesh, Bohren & der Club of Gore, Cult of Luna, Katatonia, The Damned, Voivod, Negură Bunget, Rosetta, The Gathering, Arcturus, Bauhaus, Paradise Lost, Black Flag, Sleep, Type O Negative, The Sisters of Mercy, Warning, Killing Joke, Deathspell Omega, Ministry, Jay Munly, Mad Season, Prodigy, Meshuggah, The God Machine, Kino, Fields of the Nephilim, Henry Rollins Band, The Angelic Process, Moonspell, Melvins, Fear Factory, Tenhi, Armia, Woven Hand, Cocteau Twins, Dir en grey, etc.
>Skype:
la.furra.darketa
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>>24033843
I wonder from time to time if you'll make another site to share music. I miss Zion-radio.
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Her
>18-24
>Honest
>Can challenge me
>Passionate about what she does
>A genuinely good person
>Looks have to click too, but I don't have much of a general preference, except fit or slim body type
>Doesn't smoke
>Would be great if she liked to cook, but this is just nitpicking


Me
>19
>Nordic
>6'4, Athletic, curly brown hair
>Creating is my passion (Music, art, writing etc.)
>Play several instruments
>I like to think that I'm honest and kind
>Quick to smile and laugh
>Rain puts me in a good mood

reply for contact, or if you want to know anything else, idk
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Girl
Can fog a mirror.
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Her:
>is caring and passionate
>open to ideas that challenge her own(new stuff)
>Kind and gentle but can also be rough if needed
>is near my age maybe even higher by about 3 or so years
>loves to spend quality time even if its just sitting in the same room in silence doing our own thing
>takes care of herself, doesn't eat herself into a coma
>sex isn't that important but its good to have a decent drive maybe even above average to want to get down and dirty
>has her own ambitions and dreams that she's working or willing to work towards
>supports me and stands by my side no matter how bleak things seem

Me:
>18
>6"3 medium build
>tanned skin, black fluffy hair.
>Soon to be in the US if things go smoothly
>i'm passionate and care allot
>honest and objective. Emotional thinking way of seeing things
>I like to cook and am interested in baking when i get the chance
>patient and difficult to angery, props if you get that far
>dark sense of humor
>i like a good debate
>like playing vidya and listening to any kind of music.
>usually high energy happy type altho my past can sometimes come up and make me depressed for a bit.

can't really think of the rest at the top of my head, reply if you're interested.
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Ideal Male:

>Tallish (5'10"+)
>Bulky (Likes bulking + working out is a massive +)
>Sexually dominant
>Likes to shitpost, banter, and joke around
>Emotionally supportive of my graduate schooling
>Likes to play video games (League, Overwatch, DotA)
>Can hold a conversation

Me:
>White
>Male
>Work/Study in Medical. Biochem graduate
>Golden medium length hair, green eyes
>Very loyal, honest, submissive
>Like to joke around a lot and be relaxed, am very laid back and chill at heart
>Romantic
>Speak 3 languages

err just ask if wanna know more, or ask if you want contact.
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Him:
>20-25ish
>Lives in US
>Taller than me
>Bulky/chubby but strong (If this makes sense)
>Big arms
>Ginger maybe?
>Beard
>Hairy
>Tattoos, no facial piercings
>Masculine, knows how to take care of shit
>Geeky (vidya, superheros, yaddayadda)
>Not obsessive
>Into food
>No smoking, no drugs, drinking is eh
>Funny and not too serious
>Loves animals
>Listens to Lil Dicky
Basically if you're a sarcastic, shitposting lumberjack who is into everything geeky, let's get married.

Me:
>Female, 19, White
>Usa
>5'3"
>Pale af, dyed my hair brown (it was pink)
>One tattoo so far
>Into fitness, decent body but my face is trash
>Love to cook
>Love animals
>Vegetarian but I don't care if you are
>Sarcastic and cheesy sense of humor
>Into makeup
>Not very religious, not an atheist though
>Infp
>I only wear dresses
>Dogs
>Not a feminist
>Likes camping
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>>24033979
Seems like I'd like you, Skype?

>>24034120
I'm from the UK, but i fit most things, Skype?
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the dream:

>confident
>passionate in his/her beliefs but still open to change and willing to admit when he/she is wrong
>long hair if guy, short hair if girl
>more into movies than music
>actually understands that the art of good conversation is asking questions
>doesn't get rustled easily
>believes a bit in the supernatural, or at least is open to it
>can take negative criticism without crumbling
>goes for the older dogs at the pound, instead of the puppies
>loves the cold as much as i do
>i legit do not care about looks/age.

Me:
>half black/half white
>female
>30 and no longer need to work
>just play games and watch stuff all day errday
>content fatty, but losing weight for non-aesthetic reasons
>6ft tall unfortunately...
>love roleplaying and drawing
>am always honest, even if it's bad
>don't really like kids...
>more often giving than recieving
>truly appreciate every good thing in my life
>almost never struggle with indecisiveness

i'm actually perfectly happy alone, but hey. who would say no to their dream guy/girl?
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She:

>has the guts to pursue her dreams with or without me; enjoys sharing those passions
>enjoys reading and talking about books
>loves games of all sorts (video games, board games, etc)
>isn't above taunting the competition, all in good fun of course (OR IS IT?!)
>also enjoys going outside - beaches, hiking, small trips
>realistic worldview but tries to see the good in people
>has strong principles and convictions, but can agree to disagree
>clever; can thrive on my vacillating cold sarcasm/goofy humor
>smiles brightly, laughs easily
>secretly a hopeless romantic
>just kidding, she's a deep, tormented soul and only I can save her from her dark past
>just kidding about just kidding
>enjoys alone time and gets that we both need it
>cuddly and loving during together time
>paints her nails with bumblebees or some other doodad
>if not, she understands the linguistic intricacies of the term 'doodad'
>knows the small things can make all the difference
>values family, eventually wants one
>no hard drugs; weed is ok
>she thinks the picture I posted with this is either hilarious or incredibly frustrating

>shorter than me; the shorter, the better
>exact body type is less important than pleasant proportions
>I like bright hair colors
>large sleeve/torso tattoos are a turn-off, but smaller, more concealed tattoos can be very hot
>earrings, yes; ear gauges, no
>relatively high libido
>comfortable communicating physical needs
>enjoys erotic massage, oral sex, trying out new positions

>Northeast USA

Me:

>26, male, white, green eyes, glasses, dirty blond hair, beard, 6'0", slim-toned body type
>calm, intellectual, protective
>I get inordinately frustrated with bad drivers
>a terrible but enthusiastic dance partner
>in pharmacy school
>I love to write and I'd like to do that full time someday
>I can easily kick your ass in Mario Kart
>Aladdin is the best Disney movie, if you disagree, you're wrong.
>No, Up is a Pixar movie, those are different categories.

>Kik: star_rider01
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>>24034160
Cynillys
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>>24034206
Kik?
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>a biological women
>likes /out/ stuff and astronomy
>will do weeby stuff with me
>introverted
>a bit needy and clingy
>loyal
>nurturing and loving

All I need desu
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Me
>29/m/GA
>Own a house, good job, good benefits, insurance etc
>Heavily tattooed
>Hobbies include pool, ping pong. Project 1999, drinking, hiking. Fishing. Golf
>6" 175lbs
>Want someone to take care of, hopeless romantic
>Overly complimentary, somewhat clingy I suppose
>Animal lover. Love both my cat and dog to death. Cats are my favorite by far though
>want kids/marriage/family.. so much so that I've resorted to 4chan
>Like live shoes. Movies, theme parks, museums, state parks... I enjoy getting out once in a while but like to actually DO something
>Loves taking tons of mini trips. Mountains, beach, just exploring another city
>Desperately want to travel more
>Enjoy music like Fleetwood Mac,interpol, the drums, misfits, nine inch nails, Bob Dylan, led zeppelin, Aesop rock, the smiths, and tons others (wide range.. I like ton of stuff)

Her
>Short, thin.. thick is okay but not obese
>Preferably short hair
>Glasses are cute
>Self described nerd
>Smarter than me (won't be hard)
>Dresses very girly... dresses, leggings, tights. Super hot
>Likes video games but not obsessively
>Enjoys good shoes like it's always sunny, workaholics, Rick and Morty, Steve Brule .. anything we can laugh together watching
>Enjoys nights in but also the occasional date night out
>Is okay with my clunkiness/over protective ways
>Can cook
>Things In common with me

I don't give a damn about age.

Would it really be that weird to meet someone on here? Life doesn't surprise me anymore.

Kik- extentofmysin
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Her:
>18-28
>pale
>dark hair
>cute
>skinny
>glasses are cute
>nerdy
>under 5'5"
>tattoos or piercings are a plus unless excessive
>plays games or tolerates them
>likes cars or tolerates them
>likes or tolerates Anime
>somewhat shy
>somewhat clingy
>submissive
>decent sex drive
>non smoker (weed is ok)
>doesn't drink a lot
>prefers to stay in
>night owl
>can take sarcasm
>likes offensive jokes
>hates country music
>prefers simple easy to make food or eating out over fancy meals
>likes dogs
>doesn't want kids

Me:
>25
>Canadian
>Short (5'5")
>pale
>blue eyes
>short dirty blond / light brown hair
>skinny borderline fit from work
>3 tattoos
>night owl
>kinda quiet unless talking about something I like
>into nerdy things (superhero movies, computers, GoT)
>work in the oil and gas industry
>Gaming is my main hobby, Cars being a close second
>Prefer staying in the house unless it's to a car meet or the track
>Don't smoke anything, drink rarely
>I love dogs, cats are ok to but I am allergic
>Only anime I actually watch is Dragon Ball Z and Initial D
>sleep a lot
>I like going for midnight drives to Mcdonalds or Tim Hortons

skype and kik: stevo8o7
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>>24033799
My dream guy is intelligent enough to realize that things are fucked and the reason is that most people are cancer, has a face that doesn't look like it was smashed in with a baseball bat and isn't double his bmi.
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>>24034732
Pretty liberal requirements
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>>24034749
And yet, almost noone can meet them.
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>>24034750
It seems like it would be easy to find someone like that based on your interests alone. What are they?
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>>24034759
Oh, I forgot another: he can't be a raging whore or drug addict. And I'm a guy.
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>>24034732
That'd be me, i suppose.
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>>24034764
>I'm a guy
There it is

>can't be a raging whore
Ya, most gays are, from what I have it understood. If it's any consolation, most of the women around here are both.

Best of luck, gayfriend.
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>>24034774
So you're a gay man who isn't a whore and is attractive? Yeah no. Such a thing does not exist.
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>>24034786
I'd consider myself attractive, as it's what most people have told me, i'm clean and don't sleep around like a joint at a party, and i'm actually bi.

It's not really ego when i know myself enough not to be an insecure bitch.
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>me
>20, male, canadian
>6"2
>pale as snow
>long shaggy blonde hair, blue eyes
>skinny
>charismatic and talkative when around lots of people but otherwise pretty reserved
>into vidya like Metal Gear, Dark Souls, Hotline Miami, fallout etc
>loves 80's action movies
>really into vaporwave, synthwave, infie folk and 80's pop / rock
>super casually into comics
>cosplays occasionally
>prone to depression and anxiety
>romantic at heart
>likes simple things


her
>18-22
>qt
>average body type
>if you made me pick, ginger is my favorite but I love dark hair
>interest in vidya, hopeuflly similarly so
>likes david bowie
>cosplay is a massive plus but just wish fufillment
>has a nice fashion sense
>encourages me to be more outgoing
>>romantic
>has creative outlets, passions
>likes to cook with me
>doesn't mind nerdy stuff
>likes cuddling up with a movie as much as going out
>likes dressing up for silly occasions
>enjoys the tiniest bit of sub / dom play
>likes lingerie

skype / kik : sardoniccharm
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>>24034792
I'm a dude, but Hotline Miami is the shit
(also metal gear, aye)
Hope you find your counterpart m8.
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>>24034791
I don't think it's ego. It's just so uncommon as to be non-existent.
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>>24034804
I had her for a while, but she left. Keepin' the chin up.
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>>24034805
People find what makes them happy, i take pride and i'm glad I look good, I make effort to get there too, only issue is my hair and slight acne.

Other than that i'm pretty much dandy.

People lose hope in themselves and never find it, I tend to honestly look at myself and learn from what is good and not good. It helps.
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>>24034815
I lost my dream girl too, but she had none of my interests in honesty.
We all find ours mate, if not, marry a fucking tree, it'll be better than nothing.
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>>24034834
was a weird scenario with my last girl, she started out totally perfect and we had such similar taste it was terrifying. i've never met someone who makes me that happy again but I'm crossin' my fingers
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>>24034120

I'm all of this except
>hairy

I have a lot of body hair, just not on my chest/torso
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Her
>cute Emo girl
>slim
>nice and caring
>preferably in California
>willing to hang out some time

Me
>5'9
>athletic
>marine
>blonde
>honest and a pretty nice guy
>likes all kind of music, really artistic

Idk not great at describing myself just ask me anything
Skype: keptainkek (was made a long time ago lmao)
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Her
>As long as she's chill, friendly, and has a good relateable personality, i'm good.
>I prefer em short and nerdy.
>It's literally not even being shitty, just like skinny.
>UK, preferrably.
Me:
>Live in the UK
>Do IT here and there.
>Rather tall ginger fellow
>Play a lot of games. (A lot)
>Enjoy books and classical music, but open minded to everything
>Enjoy philosophy and deep thinking, i always love a good discussion about life.
Basically an exact copy of me would do, just without the depression.
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>>24034353
i really should get a kik...
in the meantime i've got skype? banglady
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>>24035069
Interested in kik?
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My ideal girl would be someone who is artistic in someway and is caring and understanding. Im really attracted to people with big hearts because I like to be affectionate and show them how much I care, but that doesn't mean I'm needy and engage in pda all the time. It would be a big BIG plus if we had similar taste in music and she wouldn't mind listening to the same song for a week straight. I have a big thing for girls with short, dark hair. Not everyone can pull off short hair, but when they do they REALLY pull it off (when it rains it pours). Shorter than me (5'7") and at least 18, I don't really have a preference for body types, a pretty face takes all.

I'm 21 and a musician. Again I'm 5'7" and ~135 lbs. I also have blue eyes and wavy/curly brown hair, if i grew it out it would look like jimmy page. I almost don't want to say I'm an introvert because it's such a meme to be one, but I'm quiet to people I don't know very well but when I get more comfortable I can become a big weirdo ;). I like all kinds of music but the artist that influence me the most are John frusciante, Elliott smith, Alice in chains, buckethead, Maurice ravel, Chopin, and velvet underground. I have a cat named Elliott and I'll talk and send pics of him all day. I try to be a very understanding, caring, and supportive person. My brain can be like an on off switch so I will be indifferent about some mundane things but be obsessed with a few things and have them on my mind for a couple of weeks. I've been playing guitar for almost 12 years, piano for about 3, and I've recently been working in singin while playing. I also like to draw and paint. I don't play a lot of video games except Pokemon and elder scrolls but I don't really mind if anybody else does. I have a "to each their own" mentality, I care more about who you are as a person than anything.

Kik is new.m00n if you're interested
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them:
>good at video games
>laughs a lot
>likes emo music
>understanding and patient
>communist
>knows multiple languages (cute accents are a plus)
>long hair
>sexually dominant

me:
>short (4'11") and fat
>wears a lot of dresses
>likes baking, gardening, and esports
>mentally ill

skype: asdf.ghjk294
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>>24034120

I like your description of yourself! Personality-wise we may be a good match; I like your femininity. But I'm pretty far from your physical ideal other than having a beard and being taller than you. And you'd have to introduce me to Lil Dicky.

Here's mine:
>>24034235

My kik's in the post if you'd like to chat.
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Me:
>19
>6'2"
>200 lbs, not skinny, not fat, a bit of chub
>short black hair, curly when grown out
>hazel eyes, freckles, strong jaw, broad shoulders
>Love video games, art, movies, making people smile, hanging with friends
>very open minded and love to have long conversations/ debates
>Work at a deli, and go to school for Electrical Engineering
>Was depressed for quite some time and found that one thing that makes me happy is making other people happy/laugh. I love doing improvisational comedy and often do so on stage/ in front of an audience.
Her: (In order of importance to me)
>Nice personality, silly, makes jokes, smart, likes to debate and have conversations. Can be outgoing but also likes to just chill at home.
>longer hair the better, darker the better (IMO)
>Cute face, smile etc, (physical looks aren't the most important thing to me)
>Similar interests like art, video games, movies, etc.
>Age is of no importance


IF YOURE INTERESTED OR WANT TO TALK, KIK: MajorArtifact
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starting of with me to not waste time
>me
>short
5'3 1/2
>black hair
>cuteish face
>chubby
>extrovert
>loud
>open-minded
>submissive
>bratty
>kinda spoiled
>opinionated
>loves talking
>people pleaser
>loves a good laugh
>absolutely loves dogs
>cries at any movie
>18

>him
>cute face
>stout/heavy build
>hairy
love a hairy man
>somewhat of a ''manly man"
>shy is nice too
>Or an extrovert also
>confident
Even over confidence
>cocky
> knows how to have a good time
>18 -?
>funny
has to be funny
kik: jesuschristjpg
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>>24035392
Forgot to add that I am white, kinda pale
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>>24035380
what a catch
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>qtp2t
>understands my cynical wittiness
>smaller than me (183cm-92kg)
>enjoys to exercise :bonus if she lifts with me
>likes horror movies
>makes healthy meals
>will massage mah muscular body
>smokes dudeweedlmao with me often but understands theres a time and place
>will play old video games with me and cuddle
>kind and caring
>cheer each other up after a hard day knowing we always have each other
>be my best friend

why would I even post this
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Me
>32M
>6` 220
>super sexy
>Joke too much
>Love goin to concerts and shitty bars
>Vidya, movies etc
>Do smoke pot
>Work a lot


Her
>24 or older
>longish hair
>cute face
>sense of humor
>Not a guy
>not retarded
>Smells nice
>big tits is a plus
>Likes giving head

Hmu
Kik bangbangVA
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>me
>23
>Male
>Used to do heroin
>Works in massage but not a hooker
>Handsome
>I don't even believe the body I have
>yes really, I've done stupid shoots
>Anxiety is debilitating
>Probably mentally ill

>Her
>dork
>likes being tied up
>pixie cut is super plus
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>>24035282

Yeah that'd be nice
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Her:
>18+
> thin/skinny/athletic/petite
> very short to average height
> long, dark, maybe curly hair, or else short hair of any color
> laughs a lot, generally happy person
> passionate about something, has hobbies (especially art- or music-related things)
> preferably listens to music that i dont listen to, but is open to listening to new stuff
> no drugs/smoking, little to no drinking
> kinda geeky
> is adventurous, likes trying new things
> also content with just chilling at home sometimes
> educated (is currently attending/has attended university)
> doesnt want kids
> pretty high libido
> sub

Me:
> Male
> 20
> 5'11"
> 172 lbs
> thin, fairly athletic build
> half asian, half white
> listens to all kinds of music, but especially folk punk and ska
> plays a few instruments, does art stuff
> attends fairly prestigious university
> pretty geeky (not so much vidya though)
> pretty easy going
> sarcastic, jokes around a lot
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Him:
>A bigger guy than me
>Doesn't bring his friends along everywhere
>Always has a plan
>Loves planes and aviation
>Inspires loyalty in others
>Wears a mask

Me
>I'm CIA
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>>24036171
For you.
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>>24036171
Nice
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These never pan out so I'll keep it short.

Me:

6'3
Rather Thin
Hazel / "Swamp Green" eyes.
Kinkster / Dom
(Tease & Denial / Tease & Delay specialty)
I read a hell of a lot
Interested in medicine
Fair knowledge of pharmacology (though not degree-status)

Her:

Shorter than me, bonus if under 5'10
Prefer at least ear-lobe length hair
Enjoys reading and discussing books
Same with movies, watching together and talking about it.
Preferably submissive but not required if vanilla sexually.

Skype - Tremefy

Since I always get Skype's along the lines of, "Uh, just wanted to check, are you into guys at all?" No, sorry.
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>>24035399
If you were older I'd hit you up. I'm like a goddamn teddy bear.
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Me:
>21
>5'7"
>165 lbs
>white
>works out just enough to stay fairly fit, but not particularly muscular
>only drinks a bit on weekends when out with friends
>doesn't smoke or do drugs
>not very outgoing outside of my friends
>loves animals
>likes geeky things
>has a few tattoos

Her
>18-25
>preferably shorter than me
>a little chub is fine
>nice
>reserved but not a total shut in
>likes animals
>open to new things/ideas
>likes to watch movies together
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>>24034120

Hmm, 28, not ginger and no tats but other than that I'm exactly on there. Seriously, and you sound pretty great yourself. Camping, fit, feminine, not too serious. All right.

Still wanna kik? It's FinishingManeuver
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>>24035399
hey whats your skype i match all those
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>>24034120
I meet just about all of those criteria. I'm just not ginger, I don't have a beard, and I'll be living outside the US for a couple years.
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Him:
>22-27
>Slim (the skinnier the better)
>5'8 and up
>Anywhere around the world is fine
>Any race is fine, but usually attracted more to whites
>Any hair colour is fine but brown is a big plus
>Has something going on for him in life, ideally a good education (such as uni) and a nice paying job
>Being ambitious is a huge plus
>Any eye colour is fine but blue and green eyes always reel me in
>Little to no peircings and tattoos
>No drugs, not an alcoholic. I can tolerate weed
>Enjoys video games, table top games,anime/manga
>A big plus if he's into building and painting models
>Enjoys traveling
>Enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking and camping
>Has a sense of humour, not easily offended
> A big fan of classis rock would be great
>Dominant in sex is always a plus
>Having some sort of passion
>Affectionate
>Loyal, honest, loving, carring, ect

Me:
>23
>5'3
>female
>long golden brown hair (to my lower back)
>blue almond shaped eyes
>White, more on the pale side
>freckles
>Only a social drinker
>Graduate student (economics and business)
>USA
>No peircings or tattoos
>A combination of muscular and chubby but I'm still in the process of losing weight (was a former landwhale)
>Outdoorsy person (camping, hiking, long walks, picnics, traveling,ect)
>Also enjoy staying inside, playing games, really enjoy painting models
>Don't really wear much makeup
>Cheap ass jew
>I love to cook
>I'm more on the quiet/shy side
>I'm not funny at all but I try to be
>I love music history
>Collect and play some instruments
>Huge fan of rock music (classic, prog, stoner, post,ect)
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>>24036775

Wish I wasn't 28, bulky and liked building/painting models.

Where you studying econ? That was my degree, too.
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>>24036775
21, 5'7", slim white with brown hair. I used to be into model tanks and planes. I have an associates and I'm Army shooting for warrant officer. Greenish bluish eyes with a few tattoos. I enjoy video games and such but being in the army I'm no stranger to the outdoors. I love rock. Despite the numerous anti-sexual harassment/racism briefs, I'm not easily offended. I do drink but only when I'm out with friends. Currently stationed in Korea.
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>>24036796
Haha well it's just ideal, not everything has to match completely. Also I study econ in KY


>>24036806
Do you have skype by chance?
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>>24037037
Not on my current computer. Been using Kik lately.
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>>24036775
Are you an actual Jew or just cheap?
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>>24037037
>>24037039
To clarify, my old computer was a laptop with a built in mic and cam. Now I'm on a desktop but I have yet to buy those.
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>>24036257
Damn >:
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>>24036501
Skype: ravioliii_
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Bad at these, but hey...
>Her
>18-20
>sweet and caring
>cutesy
>a little shy or introverted
>nerdy
>open-minded
>loves cuddles
>romantic
>likes to spend time together
>can talk for hours about her passions
>loyal
>honest
>patient and understanding
>red hair is a bonus

Me:
>male
>18
>6'2"/6'3"
>white
>hair somewhere between brown and ginger
>skinny
>decent face
>introverted
>quiet
>shy
>open once you get to know me
>love writing, vidya games
>hate parties
>straight talker, honest
>can be a bit sappy/romantic
>skeptical
>aspergers, but no one seems to notice

Kik/Skype: Overworlder97
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>>24037104
I mean, unless you're into older dudes.
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>>24036775

>24
>Slim
>5'8"
>TX
>White
>Brown hair
>Have the GI Bill and other education benefits to use, waiting on clearance to work
>Eyes are blue on the outside, green on the inside
>No tattoos or piercings
>No drugs, don't drink much alcohol
>Enjoys video games, anime, and would like to play tabletop again
>Love building things, haven't done much model building
>Enjoys traveling, been to three other countries so far
>Enjoys hiking and camping
>Has a sense of humor and doesn't get offended easily, bad at jokes though
>Raised on classic rock
>Loyal, honest, loving, caring, etc

I think we should be friends.
Skype: MediocreAndChrome
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Him:
>Taller than me, fit, nice face
>Not a big freaking jerk
>Not very very religious, and not a hurrdurrreligionlmao athiest
>Has outdoor hobbies
>can make me laugh
>Intelligent (but doesn't judge people who aren't or don't hold higher degrees lmao)
>tidy and doesn't hoard shit or drop shit on the floor without picking it up
>respectful
>not a liar
>doesn't hate his job
>doesn't live with parents or an untidy flatmate
>dosen't like spending entire days inside
>doesn't make rape jokes
>can handle my odd moody fit
>isn't really really into anything weeaboo e.g anime, pokemon, videogames
>likes to cuddle and kiss
>also for 5 extra bonus points: foot fetish

Me
>5"10, fit, not ugly
>very content most of the time and happy with my current life
>cook and bake pretty much everything from scratch, cooking is my big hobby
>Into outdoorsy hobbies
>Reasonably wellread
>ocasionally needs space but also potentially can have big abandonment issues.. hahaha guys..... ..
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Me (male)
>27
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>185, working on dropping about 10 pounds, or turning it into more muscle (most of which is currently in my legs/butt courtesy of cycling)
>Hazel eyes
>pursuing PhD in hard science field, ultimately want to teach/do outreach
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music (Dvorak is god)


Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

That's all I can really think of for now.
Skype: sn_1987.a

I have kik also if you want, but real conversations are much easier to have via Skype
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>>24037545
>unfortunately not taller than you at 5'7"
>I consider myself to be a nice person
>I honestly don't think much about religion one way or the other
>I do camp from time to time and when I work out, its almost always outside
>I have an associates degree. Not an idiot, but also not much to brag about.
>I've been raised to live nice and tidy and
I don't live with parents (though I do have a roommate)
>I love my job
>making rape jokes will likely get me demoted
>moody people don't bother me much since most of the people I work with I'm beginning to believe are sociopaths
>loves to cuddle
>and my foot fetish will depend on how cute your feet are ;)
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Me
>Dude
>Caucasian
>heterosexual
>Midwest, Usa
>6'
>221 lbs 20% body fat(going for 12%)
>Husky(still losing weight) great frame
>Goldish brown hair
>blue eyes w/ yellow rings
>Not ugly, but not 10/10
>Into weight training and dieting
>Likes outdoor activities; fishing, camping, hiking, bike riding, kayaking/rafting
>Also enjoys movies and video games
>Works in Factory
>Owns Truck
>Looking for better job/or going to progress in school
>Very honest dick
>Doesn't mind social drinking
>Member of social clubs
>Has ccw
>Family oriented(not looking to make a family for couple years however)
>Wants to travel
>Wants motorcycle
>Wants to own a large home and many dogs
>Has large family
>Starting on tattoos soon
>Doesn't like girls who wear pounds of make up or are constantly bitching
>Hates being yelled at
>Hardworker
>Reliable
>trustworthy
>Can be sarcastic
>Loves taco bell

kik: randommang
skype: ran.dom17
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Her
>Biological female
>18-23
>Short, like 4'10"-5'4" preferably, but anything 5'8" and under is fine
>Any race
>Any color/length hair, but long, straight black hair is a plus
>Just not super skinny/super overweight, ideally chubby-curvy. Like hourglass with a slight muffin top.
>Glasses are a plus
>Shy or not, just playful in their own way
>Silly, child at heart, doesn't take things too seriously
>Kind/sweet personality
>Very "touchy feely" likes physical contact
>Into "geek culture" (animu,vidya, etc)
>Additionally, music nerd a huge plus
>Likes animals
>High sex drive, is a closeted perv
>INFP/ENFP a plus
>Okay with staying in, or going out (maybe to go on a Pokemon Go adventure?)
Plz exist

Me
>21, male, USA
>White
>5'8"
>Average-Slightly chubby build
>Brown eyes/hair
>No facial hair
>Working on Associates degree
>Also working a full time job
>Silly dork most of the time, serious when needed.
>ENFP
>Likes vidya and some animu
>Dog person
>Likes cars, guns, and music, can talk about them for hours
>Also like arts and crafts stuff
>High sex drive, perv, switch

Basically I just want a short nerdy girl who is okay with getting bear hugs at any given moment.
Kik is rpgspitfire if that's you.
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I'll try again even though i know nobody will reply.

Her:
>18-22
>white
>lives in the UK
>athletic or skinny/thin or curvy
>no tattoos or piercings
>dark hair
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>not extremely into anime or manga and weeb stuff in general
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>somewhat shy
>prefers to stay indoors
>doesn't use excessive makeup
>clingy, obsessive/posessive
>has some interesting hobbies or job
>not a vegetarian or a radical feminist
>preferably a virgin and sexually inexperienced but the less partners she had the better
>kinky with high or medium sex drive
>believes in soulmates
>doesn't smoke
>assertive and somewhat dominant personality
>doesn't mind taking charge
>loves travelling and will travel with me
>knows what she wants in life and can take care of herself
>wouldn't mind a relationship or a LDR

Me:
>white
>20
>live in the UK
>125lbs and 5'11, medium build
>green eyes and no glasses
>not really muscular but not a skeleton either
>long thick hair
>young looking and not extremely manly, maybe somewhat feminine
>currently working full time and going to study from september
>financially independent
>really funny and easy to get along with i crack jokes all the time with my friends
>bit shy at first and introverted but i also like going out with my friends when i can
>love writing, reading and anything history related as well as intellectual discussions
>i play games frequently but not a total nerd or spend my time playing games 24/7
>fluent in two languages
>romantic
>don't care much about sex and want intimacy and emotional bonding instead
>love cuddling
>loyal and honest i don't like arguing
>bit shy at first
>i listen to any music genre
>no piercings or tattoos
>i dont do drugs or smoke and only drink socially
>not religious
>love travelling and frequently travel every year

Kik: atazs
Skype: assman300 (dumb name i know)
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>>24037545
>doesn't make rape jokes
You're no fun. What's the point of erudition if you cannot still find jocundity in the trivial, banal, and absurd?

Or is that just a specific trigger?
>>
Her:
>female with XX chromosomes
>nerdy, love learning things
>open-minded about open-mindness
>shy at first, energetic after knowing better
>silly and childish, but not immature when it comes to serious decisions
>has some passions
>is able to enjoy the little things in life - a walk in the park, singing together a good song while laying lazily in bed, spontaneous pillow fights, etc
>is doing something with her life: studying, working, improving herself somehow or willing to
>Europe
>average build
>don't think that this is faggotry: xD =O ;P <3 >=D

Me:
>all the above (except that I'm a male with XY chromossomes)

Bonus points:
+ short
+ pale
+ wavy hazel hair
+ knows that LoTR is WAY BETTER than Harry Potter ;P
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>>24037545
I am almost all of this. Only exception being that I live with my parents part of the year because I am back and forth between two states and can't afford to have my own place in both states.
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>>24037789
>erudition
>jocundity
>rape is 'trivial, banal and absurd'

obvious troll and/or trying extremely hard
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>>24037889
Not rape, but jokes about it. I am of the opinion that anything is open for joking. It is low-brow humor, yes, which is why the humor itself is banal and absurd.

But I suppose troll is appropriate, since I'm having a giggle here.
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>tfw every girl in these threads "likes to hike and camp and be outdoors"

I will never find my gf who enjoys staying inside
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>>24037789
#triggered
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>>24037919
>>24037789
more than a specific trigger, it might have happened to her or someone she knows. The best thing to know would be to discuss the matter privately, that is, if the other is up to discuss it.
That's why it's always good for people to know each other better than merely saying "I fit this and that and not this etc.", I find that too much of an attempt to try and raise the interest of the other, whereas I would like for people to be open to what doesn't seem alluring and finding themselves nicely surprised for discovering a very good person and talk with such person about problems and not, making each other more enriched with that.
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>>24037992
I agree, quote honestly, with every word you said. My longest relationship was with a girl who had a great sense of humor, and we only kept practical jokes off the table, since we both have a tendency to react to a potential emergency very quickly.

However, I am providing this cat picture as a rebuttal.
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>>24036775

You sound too good to be true and I fit your ideal mate almost to the word (I guess "big fan of classic rock" would be a long stretch and thus the only point I don't fit). Where's the catch?
>>
Her:
>Under 25
>Likes animals
>smol (I want to carry her)
>nerd
>owns long socks
>likes hair being played with

Me:
>19
>Pierced and tattooed
>sometimes a bit feminine? I care a lot about my hair
>Music degree student
>love cats so, so much
>slim, 6ft

I live in England but long even long distance is cool. Also fine with being just friends
Kik: S846
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Maybe a little too specific, but oh well.

Her:
>early to mid 20s
>white
>preferably European
>wants to move/escape to the US
>preferably French or knows French (I want to learn the language someday)
>little to no makeup
>no tattoos or weird piercings
>has her natural hair color
>non smoker or wants to quit
>has intellectual interests (loving history, like me, is a plus)
>can actually hold a conversation and can debate issues
>wants to have kids and a family

Me:
>26
>6 feet tall
>white
>American
>light brown hair
>blue eyes
>enjoys history
>enjoys visiting museums
>plays way too many video games
>I know a poor bit of German (haven't used it in years)

Throwaway email: [email protected]
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>>24038025
>However, I am providing this cat picture as a rebuttal.

Should switch genre.
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>>24037545
I'm here.
Do you want to Kik?
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>>24038130
Classic gif, I have that one as well. Still, my kitties are more existential.
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>>24038155
speaking of Good and Evil things, I wish I could find "The Heart of Man: Its Genius for Good and Evil", whether in paper or ebook.
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Her:
>2 X chromosomes
>loves me for who I am (lol is this even possible)
>Not abusive
>Not underage b&
>LOYAL AND WON'T KEK ME.

Me:
>18/M/Massachusetts
>5'7
>117 LBS
>Likely going to get IT Certs over the summer
>Liklely going to CC for Compsci
>Diagnosed Sperg
>Kind of Mealoncholic but quiet about it
>I'm kind of a weirdo
>Rapidly become attatched/clingy but I often quiet about it
>Paranoid enough to reverse-search the image of you I have to make sure you're real
>I can be kinda stalkerish but I won't if you tell me not to
>Really strange interests
>I play lots of Vidya, especially EU4, CK2, TF2, and Stellaris.
>I enjoy cats
>I enjoy reading about history and discussing it with friends

Skype: oogeneral_ryanoo
SteamID: R509
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Her:
>white
>5'9"+
>weight isn't an issue
>extremely talkative
>feminine
>likes fashion
>knows when to be serious but doesn't only want to talk about serious things, light-hearted
>direct/open
>positive

Me:
>19, 20 very soon
>5'8"
>mixed (1/4 black, 1/4 white, the rest is other stuff)
>semi-fit, semi muscular (dieting + lifting for 6 months, currently ~155lbs)
>positive/optimistic
>talkative
>very masculine/dominant
>love challenging videogames (ninja gaiden etc)
>open book, I hide nothing and usually answer everything
>grounded (rarely get upset or shaken by things, like once a year maybe)
>hopefully starting actuarial science course in September
>like deep house, 80's pop, noise rock
>always have something to say

Kik is ssds7k, Skype is the same.
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>>24033799

Her:
Loyal and willing to stick things out
Somewhat domestic
Creative (artistic)
Submissive
Loves sex with me, but hasn't slept around with many guys (preferably none but that's next to impossible these days)
Not depressed (Hard to find a non-depressed woman)
Dresses sexy but not slutty (love long legs)
Takes the initiative sometimes. This is a big thing with women. I don't mind taking the lead, but damn if every relationship I'm in I don't feel like I'm the one pulling all the emotional weight and trying to keep things together. I want someone who at least cares enough to fight for me.
Jealous and doesn't try to hide it
Has a dark side
Loves animals
Wants to live out in the woods
Bit of an exhibitionist
pale, feminine, small, I like tiny, sensitive girls, I like to pick them up and throw them around

Me:
6'4
Chubby but strong
Hairy
Dark hair, currently long hair and beard but not super committed to that
Tan
Like strategy vidya, occult horror stuff, outdoors, AI, philosophy, some history
Currently engineering graduate student, really bored with pretty much every other student I know here though
Can be extremely passionate
Not very social, life experiences and wandering have made me bored with most people and most of my old friends live far away now
Love animals (2 cats and a dog)
A bit of a scatterbrain
low tolerance for petty bullshit
Indulges in occasional pretentious rant/criticism about sterile modern world

If you're with me, it's us against the world, and I'll stick with you as long as you don't give up on me.

Has anyone actually ever met people via threads like these? Kik: megicman
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>>24037545
>isn't really really into anything weeaboo
D R O P P E D

but i am 6'1 sensitive mixed qt that likes feet
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>Her:

>Age: Somewhere around 20 is fine
>If you are small, that's a plus
>Doesn't use way too much make-up
>No piercings
>Doesn't smoke
>Likes to do indoor stuff but also wants to do something outdoor from time to time
>Doesn't have a problem with me liking videogames and stuff like Tabletops or RPGs
>Plus if she likes it too
>Likes to talk about pretty much everything


>Me:
>20 Male
>5'6
>Pretty slim
>Longish dirty blond hair and blue eyes
>Don't smoke/drink/do drugs
>No piercings or tatoos
>Studying Games Engineering right now
>Obviously likes games
>Loves animals
>Just wants someone to cuddle
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>>24038346

Oh forgot to mention
My age: 29

Her age: Younger than me, preferable by around 3-7 years
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>>24037412
10/10 am into older dudes
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Him:
-Age, don't rly care
-Height 5'6+
-Preferably UK but, I don't rly care
-Brown/ blonde hair
-Kinda slim
-Likes to play games with my head
-Knows their own self worth but also doesnt
-Will humour me when I say things that don't make a lot of sense
-Someone chill with me being spontaneous but is reliable themselves
-Independent. Would be just fine without me
-Honest where it matters
-Confident, or at least pretends to be
-Has other friends
-Is proud to be be with me, wants to show me off
-But also kinda rude to me
-doesn't tread on eggshells around me. Treats me as if as if I can take it
-Will talk about a bunch of random crap
-Has good stories
-asks really random questions
-Patient
-Will chase me but tell me if they've lost interest

Me:
-Female
-18
-UK
-5'6
-GoT Blonde
-Glasses sometimes
-A little wild
-extroverted but also not
-open af
-I'll mess with u when I'm into you
-I don't dress all that princessly but I dress nicely
-Teaching myself guitar
-I'm into politics, philosophy, music, ghosts, movies, scifi, etc
-I don't sleep a lot
-I'm really nice to strangers
-honest but not obviously
-420 friendly, but it's cool if you're not
-really awkward at taking compliments
-I'll come out with some really random crap at like 4 in the morning
-I'll do whatever you do and I'll enjoy it
Contact details:
If u want, reply
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>>24039040
22, M, east midlands, you?
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>>24039074
London. It's a riot!
>>
Her
>real
>>
S/O
>Humorous. Being funny is extremely important to me. Especially if it's sarcastic/dry.
>willing to get into discussions. About anything. I really don't mind. But it'd be nice to have someone who was both opinionated and open-minded.
>preferably taller, because I'm somewhat tall. Looks really don't matter. They're the last thing I care about. I've been with guys that have been 4/10 to guys who've been solid 9/10s. Personality is what I care about.
>has ambition. Willing to do something to better themselves. Something akin to goals. Granted I'm not shallow enough to only date a man because of money (majoring in computer science, I plan on supporting a family as well), but a NEET has no appeal. Typically lack the characteristics I seek, but who knows. People are different.
>unimportant stuff, but gives good cuddles. Lil kisses here and there. A nice smile. A calm and rational personality. I admire logical responses over emotional ones. These things will send me over the edge.

Me
>female. Slim, tallish, 5'8. Slight sloucher.
>dress rather simple and clean. A fan of the 70s/90s fashion comeback
>not very emotional, tend to follow logic and reasoning, i seem cold. But I'm honestly very empathetic and I care about others. A lot.
>constantly shit talk. Unless I mention my gender people assume I'm male. I kid around. I'm on 4chan after all.
>enjoy talking and venting. About anything. Love deep discussions.
>love food. Especially creamy stuff. Chocolate is great.
>I run, draw, prefer movies over TV shows. Music wise I listen to mostly alt/indie rock and alt/indie pop. But in truth I listen to anything that I can dance and sing along to. Hobby wise I'm meh, but if someone else has something they're interested I love listening to them talk. I rarely get bored.
>dogs are better than cats
>I 420, but I don't drink. Alcohol is bleh
Tldr; INTP

If interested, leave kik. Meh
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>>24039197
kik is randommang
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>>24039040
g1ebguy on Skype
Hello from Scotland!
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>>24039040
You sound pretty okay, what are those contact details?
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>>24034120
Know a dude who'd fit your description. Don't know if he'd like me posting his kik tho lol
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>>24037545
Is Pokémon Go an outdoor hobby?
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>>24036171
Underrated post.
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me
>female
>asexual
>5 '7
>ugly
>antisocial shutin
>enjoys literature
>loyal and polite
him
>respectful
>asexual-ish
>not shallow
>also a shutin
>likes to watch movies
>doesnt have a lot of female friends
>likes adventure
>doesnt put dating as priority
>doesnt lurk soc often
>doesnt watch porn
>loyal and honest
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>>24039214
No, really, I fit like 90% of what you wrote.
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>>24038608
I have about a decade on you, but I might redownload KIK.
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Me
>18/f/usa
>tall like 5'10" I think
> likes art stuff
>Chubby
>I like to laugh a lot (silly)
>I want all the neck kisses
>Adventurous
>Caring and positive
>I like hip hop, r&B, and some indie stuff
Him:
>18-22
>be in the USA
>Tall (6'+)
>Is willing to give all the neck kisses and cuddle
>wants to go do fun things like later tag or hike, but also wants to stay in and watch netflix in our pjs
>Will share your shirts
>Honest and kind
>Creative
>Dominate
>funny/silly
>Just an over all cool guy who will love me
thx
kik abazaba18
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>>24039418
Forgot the pic oops
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>>24039197
sardoniccharm
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>>24039231
Pretty ok? Aha wow I'm bowled over by that compliment.. but sure! my kik's Mel_Rus3k
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>>24039493
I dropped you a message :^)
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>>24039307
I match all those points. Do you have Skype?
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>>24039617
yes. my skype is ihateeverythinng
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>>24036775

>22-27
I'm 26
>Slim (the skinnier the better)
Slender, trending toward fit
>5'8 and up
6'0"
>Anywhere around the world is fine
USofA
>Any race is fine, but usually attracted more to whites
I'm white too!
>Any hair colour is fine but brown is a big plus
Dirty blonde hair. Does that count as brown?
>Has something going on for him in life, ideally a good education (such as uni) and a nice paying job
I'm in my last year of pharmacy school and I'm an intern in the profession.
>Being ambitious is a huge plus
I love to write. That's the dream!
>Any eye colour is fine but blue and green eyes always reel me in
Green eyes.
>Little to no peircings and tattoos
Neither.
>No drugs, not an alcoholic. I can tolerate weed
I drink socially; I only 420 when it's offered to me by others
>Enjoys video games, table top games,anime/manga
Yep. I've never played a tabletop but I've always wanted to!
>A big plus if he's into building and painting models
Nope.
>Enjoys traveling
Sure!
>Enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking and camping
Absolutely. I've been up Mt. Washington three times.
>Has a sense of humour, not easily offended
You bet.
> A big fan of classis rock would be great
I'm listening to The Who right now. Keith Moon is my hero. The whole genre so much richer and interesting than pop. I'm not much for the history, maybe you can teach me something!

>Dominant in sex is always a plus
I'll bring the handcuffs, you bring the massage oil.
>Having some sort of passion
Science, current events, writing, personal fitness
>Affectionate
Yes, but I do require alone time as well.
>Loyal, honest, loving, carring, ect
These are things I look for in others as well.

You sound absolutely lovely. I really like that you're improving yourself. And you're obviously smart if you're in a graduate program for economics. I've never painted models but it sounds like a lot of fun!

If you'd like to chat here's my info:

skype: anon_2598
kik: star_rider01 (that is a Foreigner reference, FYI)
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Since we're going for dreams here
Her
>18-24
>North Eastern USA
>Fit or a chubby pear shape
>Tanned or dark skin
>Has some form of passion, though doesn't have to be successful
>Not a smoker
>Can enjoy board and video games
>Will sit there and watch sappy romance anime with me.
>Treats waitstaff like human beings
>Generally a decent person

Me
>22
>Massachusetts
>White
>5'10
>Chubby and trying to work on it
>Enjoys board/video games, reading, cooking
>Did some college for computer science but money issues
>Cold weather and snow/rain storms are my thing

Will drop info if someone's interested.
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>>24040087
Probably should have added in that I'm male, given any ambiguity.
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>>24039040
Some of these are soo weird to me

like
>-But also kinda rude to me
wtf??
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>>24038346
Holy shit, you are literally me
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>>24038469
Here that's me. I'm not in the UK but in Europe, so not that far away.

>>24039040
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>>24039197
Also intp, if i remember right, I'd imagine conversations with your would be engaging at the very least
Ninjex-if you're interested
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Me
>22/M/Western europe
>6'1
>198lbs (looks a lot less, yay genes)
>Mixed black/white
>Kinda shy
>Into fine art, music, fashion and litt. Love cinema too but dont have the pretention to know much about it
>Loyal, honest and really caring about important people around me
>420 friendly, alcool is ok
>Really loyal, honest and supportive
>Love deep talks about politics, religions, senseless stuff

Idk what to add cause this person sounds like me and its weird : >>24039197
Actually hit me up if you see this

Her
>18-24
>Lives in europe but ldr is ok too
>Slim to thick is ok, guess chubby is ok too
>Dress well, being into fashion is a plus
>Has ambition
>Really love music and art and/or willing to know more about it
>Has interest in politics
>Honest, loyal...
>Exists ?
Idk what to add

Skype is : throw.away223
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Small bump
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>>24038078
Just incase it maybe my post then yields a reply, here's a photo of me
(Photo was taken as a joke and I ended up liking it, would not normally take photos like this)
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>>24041885
You should go for the Snake Plissken look, you have something of Kurt Russell in you.
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Short blonde hair, average in looks, quiet and standoffish but sweet when you get to know them. Funny personality.
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>>24042321
Am not really sure how to take that, but my hair does grow like this Snake Plissken character's if it gets longer (have not seen the films he is a character in)
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>>24042398
You should watch them, they're classic movies and have a nice thematic to them. A bit of Metal Gear Solid vibe, and a bit of anti-governmental/dystopia thematic on the United States. Carpenter is an interesting director, he was disillusioned by Hollywood.
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>>24038033
I think the catch would just be the long distance.
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>>24042425
I'll add them to my watchlist, thankyou for the recommendation
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>>24042448

Haha, how do you know where I'm from? Just guessing from the time of my post?

If you want to skype, we can still do that though.
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Her:
>younger than 24
>shorter than 5'8 but if you're tall that's alright
>pale
>fringe/bangs or otherwise nice hair
>feminine
>cute > "hot"
>wears skirts semi often
>interested in film/cinema
>interested in music
>reads some
>open to adventure/travel
>likes animals
>can handle differing opinions
>will check out the things I show them

Me:
>21
>6'3
>pale
>blondeish hair
>average body type/former chubby
>introverted
>interested in music/film
>opinionated
>wants to raise goats and chickens after living in the city
>lives in the US

kik: ledesordrecestmoi1
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Her:
>6 ft tall
>crying health goth ghost woman
>dark hair
>lefty politics
>crushes the weak
>generally a good person
>knows at least 3 ancient spells
>strongly identifies with garbage
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Her:
>mentally ill
>clingy
>likes solitary activities
>hates people/doesn't care about people
>somewhere in the 20 to 25 age range
>socialist/communist (socialist preferred)
>skinny and short I guess
>Doesn't smoke tobacco, don't care about anything else
>No heroin, meth, coke, or RCs related to them
>Doesn't drink alcohol/doesn't drink often
>likes shitty music (goth/riot grrrl/etc)
>Horror movies pls
>asexual/low sex drive
>doesn't care about money beyond not starving or living in some shitty shelter


Me
>24
>mentally ill, clingy, sex averse, mostly solitary
>loyal
>leftist as shit, socialist
>horror movies and shitty music
>short/pale/white
>personality disorder
>minimum wage slave
>Bad at selling myself

>>24042881
>>crying health goth ghost woman
Idk what that means but those words sound nice together what is crushes the weak but also a good person how do those go together?
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>>24039197
Hope youre still lurking
kik is Sevilish
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>>24039197
Hmm, I'm not sure if we already talked, but in case, my contacts are here, bottom: >>24033813
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To 24029304 (id: HL+CBkLR) on previous Ideal mate threat.

Sure.
Skype or Kik?
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Her:
>no tattoos or strange piercings
>prude
>doesn't play video games
>has few, if any, goals in life
>likes literature
>likes cinema
>quiet
>sincere
>emotional
>asocial
>obsessive

Me:
>guy
>24
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I'm not sure I want to know what makes me like someone.
Sometimes I just can't explain, and I think it's great, but here is probably what I like into a girl:

>Spontaneous
>Open minded not scare to try new things, food or whatever
>Likes to travel, to discover new cultures, meet different people
>Would be happy to travel with me
>Push me to be a better person, to achieve my ambitions, wants me to push her to be a better person
>Is a bit nuts (see Sam from Garden State or Daisy from Barefoot)
>Keen for adventures
>Likes my sense of humor
>Can be naughty
>Loves to eat what I cook and bake
>Altruist
>Not racist
>Loves animals, a family without a pet isn't a happy family
>Not judgmental
>Compassionate
>Have passions/hobbit, she likes to share them with others
>Into movies and series
>Bonus point is wear glasses
>Kind
>Like outdoorsy activities and inside ones
>Do no do cocaine and such
>Is happy to be with me

Me (in a nutshell)
>Caucasian
>Green eyes
>Smiley
>Video-maker
>Sarcastic sometimes
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>>24038371
Not the poster you replied to but sounds ideal. kik?
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>>24034120
I pretty much fit your ideal. Do you use kik or skype?
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Me:
>5'1"
>female
>brown hair, white, brown eyes
>usa
>i like video games
>music is great. some of my favorites are: boards of canada, cocteau twins, dredg, tame impala, modern baseball, neutral milk hotel, swans, sigur rós, the antlers, pity sex, and lights
>INFJ
>i like animals, i have a cat and a dog
>dark sense humor and i wont apologize for it
>i like watching movies and anime
>loveable, shy at first, funny, and i hate writing about myself
>making people laugh though, i like it
>falling asleep on skype

Him:
>5'8" and up
>funny, sweet, mean (in a playful way)
>ok with long distance if its manageable
>dark hair and dark eyes?? (not a must)
>likes video games and anime too, also will listen to music with me
>sexually dominant but let me have some kind of turn
>respectful and kinky at the same time
>please love and say kind words to me, tell me how hot you are for me but how beautiful i am at the same time
>just be sweet
>watches movies and anime with me over skype
>will travel and go on adventures with me
>can spend all day talking to me/texting me
>PLEASE INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, MAKE ME IMPORTANT, that is so sweet to me
>like animals too?
>dresses nice, has glasses??, no really long hair pls (its ok though, im not really one to judge.)

contact: uiiumae
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>>24044076
contact is for skype purposes
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>>24043636
So we match each other pretty swell, I suppose.
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>>24044076
Gah.

I can't do video games, because I have seizures sometimes with them, and I never got into anime. But I want to message.

And I love animals as well, but I also like to garden.
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tfw i post in these hoping my dream girl will respond and it breaks my heart every time but fuck it

her:
>clingy, ultra-affectionate, wants to see me all the time
>loves anime and video games
>any race is a-ok
>just be over 18
>any body type but chubby/curvy girls a best
>empathetic
>loves to cuddle
>sexually dominant with a high sex drive
>likes to adventure
>bonus points if you like industrial music or are musically adventurous

me:
>21 years old white american (pic related)
>kinda husky but i'm now on a diet and workout plan
>anime and video games are rad
>i make industrial music
>hopeless romantic
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My ideal woman would be:
-In her mid twenties
-Well educated and argumentative. Will correct me when I'm wrong
-Strongly opinionated, doesn't have to agree with my politics or opinions though.
-Ambituous
-have interests that include philosophy, science, gaming, literature (particularly involving the prior three) and animals.
-(bonus points) a cigarette smoker

If any of this sounds like you, I'd love to get to know you. I'm a male from Canada.
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>>24044076
Fuck we're almost perfect
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>>24036775
It might be late but i am 21 years old 5'9 about to finish studying civil engineering in canada doesn't drink nor smoke so be as health as possible to travel and do outdoor activities into video games and anime. Some people call me cute but i am not sure about that one lol . Very passionate towards Females and love to make them happy hope u reply :)
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Me
>muffin top body type, 6'2'' making good progress on changing that though
>mostly in introvert with a few close friends
>black hair with a grey stripe
>very chill and forgiving person
>only a couple past relationships
>employed, little time to play vidya unfortunately
>movie junkie

Her:
The general stuff
>a little on the chubby side, preferably with a cute tummy
>good sense of humor
>likes vidya
>creative in some way
>smart conversations
>at the same time be okay with the corny jokes
Specific stuff
>would want to work out with me
>(preferably) red hair
>(preferably) under 6'
>likes to cook/cook with me
>passionate about what she does/wants to do
>slightly clingy, and maybe on the shy side
>okay with going out to new places with me
>also okay with spur of the moment, planless, adventures
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>>24037545
>Taller than me, fit, nice face
>Not a big freaking jerk
>Not very very religious, and not a hurrdurrreligionlmao athiest
>Has outdoor hobbies
>can make me laugh
>Intelligent (but doesn't judge people who aren't or don't hold higher degrees lmao)
>tidy and doesn't hoard shit or drop shit on the floor without picking it up
>respectful
>not a liar
>doesn't hate his job
>doesn't live with parents or an untidy flatmate
>dosen't like spending entire days inside
>doesn't make rape jokes
>can handle my odd moody fit
>isn't really really into anything weeaboo e.g anime, pokemon, videogames
>likes to cuddle and kiss
>also for 5 extra bonus points: foot fetish

- Basically it may sound weird but i fill every spot in here i hope u reply with a kik snap or skype .... i hope u contact me so u believe
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>>24044756
forgot to mention im 20 and would prefer someone 18-22
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>>24044076
May I ask where do you live?
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Me:
>6'7"
>398 pounds
>Depressed
>Most likely have ADHD and BPD
>Ugly
>Can't hold a job (quit all eight that I've ever had without notice)
>No passion in life
>Two friends
>No hobbies anymore

Her
>5'7 - 5'10"
>Skinny
>Very feminine and proper
>Motherly
>Nice
>Has a good relationship with her family and friends
>Doesn't feel the need to gossip or start drama
>Is faithful
>Loves kids and animals
>Loves me

I've resigned to the fact that I will never be happy.
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>>24033799
Her
>bigbootybuttcheeks
>knows how to cook
>preferably spanish or chinese/japanese
>5'2" or shorter
my demands are simple
>>
be male looking for female
>short 5'0''-5'3''
>blonde hair
>blue
>fit as fuuuuuark
>lives in the gym and likes to be competitive
>enjoys shooting, camping, fishing, hunting, just country things
>likes to play video game and watch anime
>likes to meal prep and eat clean
>enjoys adventure and isn't boring
basically I want to find the female version of me
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Her:
>pic related
Fuck 3D women.
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>>24036775
we need to mate immediately
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>>24044897
except I am 6'3'' and not that short lol
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>>24039197
Hey! Don't know if you're still lurking but i'd love to have a chat with you! Kik is perpetual.loop
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>>24044009
Kik mostly, but I do have Skype
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Morning bump.

One word: some people don't post anything beside "I hope you reply with your contact" to others that say "leave your contact if interested" and still haven't posted it. In my opinion, I think you guys would be better off leaving a contact directly and wait for one or the other to be free from talking to others, because it's common to just ignore/forget those kind of requests.

>>24044076
you remind me of a friend of mine. Might add you to skype today later, when I'm not busy, to talk from time to time.

>>24043618
>>24043636
Just my opinion, but I think it's better if you leave a contact and some information of the girl from the previous thread, I'll let you choose which one and whether to do it beside the contact.
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>>24044727
Do you have skype or kik by chance?

>>24042702
I actually have no idea where you're at. I just assumed we're far from eachother. Haha
Yeah, my skype is droppedbook
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Him

>Interesting
Keeps me engaged in a conversation. Loves discussing - listens to others, doesn't treat people who disagree with him as inferior, can justify his positions rationally, doesn't talk through slogans and doesn't follow an ideology. Knowledgeable, good story teller or good with words in general. Smart is sexy. I love learning from my partner.
>Humorous
Sarcastic and witty. Teases me, can take and make a joke. Doesn't treat me like a delicate innocent flower. Can make me laugh when things suck - If someone manages to do it, I'm sold.
>Mature
Calm, upfront, self aware, wise. Doesn't bitch, doesn't create useless drama, doesn't play games. Is going to work on our issues instead of yelling or ignoring problems. Good communicator. Willing to improve himself with me.
>Golden heart
Caring and loving. A good partner and a good father. Trusting. Kind to everyone. Generous. Makes me proud of him.
>Driven
>Compatible
Shares some of my interests. Has similar taste for media. Likes travelling and is willing to do it often. Introverted. Not a morning person. Dogs > Cats. Wants a family, one day.
A bit more sensitive and empathetic than me. Keeps me sane when things get overwhelming. Doesn't get discouraged when life doesn't stick to the plan (because I fucking do). Is fine with me being tomboy-ish and a bit of a control freak. Lets me take care of him in everyday life.
>Good at flirting, moderately affectionate.

Physically, I mostly do not care. Taller than 1,65 m/5"5', reasonably in shape, hygienic. I like pale skin, brown hair, light eyes, beards, glasses but it doesn't really matter.


>>24036775
>>24039197
I know it's not the purpose of the thread and whatever, but you two sound super fun. I'd actually like to be your friend.
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>>24045873

Sent you a request
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Me:
>25
>German
>5'2"/158 cm, 134 lbs/61 kg
>Heterochromia (brown/blue), glasses
>Dark blond, beard optional
>Freelance translator, so work from home/wherever and lots of spare time
>Good personal hygiene, somewhat lazy when it comes to cleaning the house
>Introverted but also very talkative; not shy
>Calm
>Intact sense of humor
>Don’t have to be always right, respect other opinions
>Not many good stories to tell, but happy to listen to even the most banal
>Not clingy, obsessive or overly nice
>Brutally honest
>Generous; tend to say yes more often than no
>Like to hang out with small circle of friends (the crazier, the better), care a lot about them
>Very passionate about computer nerdery (audio/video stuff and programming in particular)
>Love to experience other things however. Take me outside!
>Diverse taste, open to just about anything
>Don’t play vidya much lately, but I like arena shooters, RPGs and the usual Nintendo variety
>Drink beer, 420 when offered. Never both, never excessively
>Like pets, prefer dogs
>Flexible (read: totally fucked-up) sleep schedule, don’t get pissed when someone wakes me up
>Not religious, don’t care if others are as long as they leave me alone about it
>Like to cuddle
>Not distinctly dominant or submissive, more of a switch

Her:
>20-30
>Not a landwhale
>Not obsessed with her own appearance
>Likes banter, schadenfreude and sarcasm; will crack immature, offensive jokes
>Doesn’t try to be too considerate, says what’s on her mind
>Will spend time without me and follow her own interests
>Likes to hang out with my friends once in a while
>Likes to chill at home just as much as being outside
>Creative
>Night owl
>Enjoys or tolerates weeb things (it’s part of my work)
>Enjoys cooking together, doesn’t have to be good at it
>Social drinker
>Will take the initiative

I don’t have a Kik or Skype account but I’ll set it up if you insist.
IRC, Mumble or Email is fine, though. [email protected]
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>>24045893
Seems I and at least 200 other guys who see themselves in that description would get along with you pretty well.

>Is fine with me being tomboy-ish
Actually I’m quite into that.
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>>24045199
Add robot_encounters on skype
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>>24044076
I just saw Tame Impala a couple weeks ago at Firefly Music Festival :)

You seem pretty cool :) I fit your bill pretty closely, whokilledjimmorrison sent you a request on Skype and thats me :)

Me:
>6"2
>21
>brown medium hair
>whitey
>been lifting lately, dem gainz
>i love reading+writing
>love watching movies (dramas+crimes+documentaries especially)
>I like some drugs (psychedelics+alcohol only)
>I love the indoors just as much as I love the inside
>I am a metalhead (Agalloch, Cradle of Filth, Slipknot etc ) but I love all sorts of music too: indie/alternative, punk, ebm/darkwave, classical, rap, psychedelic, etc
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>>24045893
You seem nice but I bet you're from North America and Europe.
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>>24045893
Your post is really nice, I actually wonder if we would get along and I could see myself into your description. My two posts with contacts are here:

>>24033799
>>24033813


>>24045893
>I know it's not the purpose of the thread
In all honesty I'm doing precisely that, getting to know others better since I like talking with people, as well as possibly becoming good friends.
I have dropped in my skype and talk with her from time to time, I don't think the second user has spoken with me yet on kik or email. If you'd like we can exchange skype contacts through her, or you could send me yours via my gmail. It would be nice to have fun/reliable friends to talk with.
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>>24045893
I fit most of your expectations, would love to chat sometime.
My skype is Random.voice1
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>>24045893
There's a paradox, I forgot its name, but it goes like this: imagine that you build a ship, now due to some circumstance you switch new parts with that ship, until there are none original parts left. Is it the same ship or not?
There's no right or wrong answer to that question, but it asks another. Every 7 years a human beings dead cells are replaced with new ones. The process isn't instantaneous, it lasts for those seven years but when it finishes, the person technically has new skin, new bones, organs, even a new brain. So like the ship, are you a different person than you were 7 years ago?

If you're in the UK or Scotland, then add me: g1ebguy
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26 / M / Katrina U.S.

Her:
>20+
>U.S. Preferably south-east, but what-evs
>Weight doesn't matter if not obese
>Height: 4'4'' - 7'10''
>Hobby: Anything. Show me what you like. Show me something new.
>Be Opinionated, but not vehement
>Be Egalitarian, not feminist
>Enjoys more than money
>Love affection
>Intelligence is a turn on, but not necessary. Just be able to carry a conversation.
>Makes the attempt to communicate. Fucking dropped if you expect me to carry. Or given only one word responses.

>Love video games. A must.
>Enjoy the outdoors.
>Willing to go hiking and rock climbing, just as much as binge gaming
>Music: minimal rap
>No drugs
>Weed k tho

>Would be cool if you're willing to let me teach you how to fight (MMA/Jiujitsu/etc)
>Possessiveness is somewhat cute, don't overdo it
>Your own personal strength. I'll help you stand up, but I expect you to get what you want.
>If pure submissive, probably wont work out. My mams told me I'd need a strong woman. I never would've guessed that she'd be right.
>Not Materialistic


I:
>26
>170lbs - Medium - Athletic
>5'10''-11''
>White
>Dark Brown Hair
>Dark Blue eyes
>Neither Dominant nor submissive
>On a scale of -10 to 10 (pure feminine to pure masculine) I'd say about 4
>Loyal to a fault.
>Love to sing
>Love video games.
>Love going out and being active
>Gaming, I play anything that I have friends for.
>No drugs
>No alcohol, no smoking

>Dr. Steel
>Dr. Steel
>Dr. Steel
>Dr. Steel

>I won't fight for your attention.
>If you're not going to give me the time of day, No problem, I'll find someone else.


>Contact on request
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Her:
>introverted
>shy but secretly a huge freak
>long hair, preferably dark
>likes to write
>can manage to surprise me

Me:
>18
>dark hair, glasses
>a little on the skinny side
>a bit of an introvert
>songwriter
>dark sense of humor

I would continue but I'm realizing as I type this how much of a nu-male I'm making myself sound like
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>>24046418
>There's a paradox, I forgot its name, but it goes like this: imagine that you build a ship, now due to some circumstance you switch new parts with that ship, until there are none original parts left. Is it the same ship or not?

The Ship of Theseus/Argo-Theorem.
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>>24045893
>shares some of my interests
>has similar tastes in media

>doesn't describe herself at all
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>>24044559
Did you send me a request on skype?
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>>24046796
I added you!
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Me:
>24/m/6ft/sorta twinkish.
>Alright face
>Enjoys cooking real well-made meals.
>Plays WoW shamelessly, even has a mild collection of figures and books
>Career driven sort of guy.
>Enjoys comedy, has worked bits and pieces at some improv shows and stand-up amatuer nights.
>Wasn't half-bad, either. Really enjoy the discussion of how comedy works and why the chemistry is so interesting.

Her:
>Feminine, so regardless if you're transgender or not, I just enjoy feminine qualities to a human.
>Red hair is a bonus, but not required.
>Laid back, easy to chat with, actually has common interests
>Likes punk
>Can laugh easily and return a joke
>Enjoys the English language.
>For extra bonus can identify the lyric, "As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean" from a certain band.
>Quadbonuspoints if they know the name of the poet who originally wrote that line.

Kik: Polymind76
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>>24039197
>intj
>6'1
>love the arts and I draw but i'm good with maths and physics
>chose the less risky path, currently doing space engineering

kik is tipsyastronaut
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>>24039197
I think you would like me.
you sound exactly like what I am looking for.

except the 420, I like my girls stone cold sober.
and Kik, I don't have kik, only skype.
and you probably don't live anywhere near me.
damn shame, might have been fun to get to know you.
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>>24046796
Yes.
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Me

>M/20
>Fit
>184 CM
>brown curly hair, blue yes eyes, glasses
>outside kind of person, I do not like staying inside all day, though it often happens.
>Student/teacher
>I play TCG's
>Coffee addict
>hobby Cook
>Live on dutch.german border


He/She/It

>Healthy
>Likes spicy food
>Willing to go outside with me
>Also in europe
>Does not bash people for what they like and think
>age between 18-25
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>>24046943
>not leaving a contact and try to discuss anyway instead of publicly mumbling about yourself and what could have been.

>>24047134
>not leaving any kind of information to let her understand who you are.

"2nd Millennium AD, planet Earth: the insecurity and 'effort' attitude of humanity brought to a decadent society of declining birthrates and detached interactions."
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>>24046943
>>24047159
It's an oldschool psych trick. He's fishing to get you to ask him for his skype in excitement while at the same time being a beta fuck and giving up before trying, that way if you say no; he never offered, and if you say yes; he'd gladly accept.
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By unpopular demand; I want a manly man, who agrees with stereotypical gender roles.

I'm based in the UK. Leave your details and I'll holla @ u.
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>>24047185
>resorting to tricks and not just being directly honest and mature with each other and the results.
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>>24047194
Wish granted

I'm 29, white, traditional and conservative, old-fashioned, and believe in family values.

My email is [email protected]
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>>24039197

I've had a lot of girls describe themselves this way before and it almost never turns out to be true but I'll bite

kik: megicman
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20/F
Me
>5'8, glasses, curly brown hair, fatty
>likes to cook
>console gamer
>kind of autistic
>very chill
>kind of an alcoholic
>very outdoorsy
>caring, kind of clingy
>may have slight anger/control issues

Him
>chubby/skinny
>5'8+
>doesn't mind autism, is kind autistic himself
>understanding, patient
>likes to fish/hike
>not too flirty
>drinks/smokes
>watches movies with me

pls reply with contact info (kik/skype/snapchat)
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>>24044076
I might fit the bill for you, sent ya a friend request on skyperinos C:
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Her
>is biologically female
>lives in mainland western europe
>doesn't weigh more than 90 kilos
>doesn't smell bad
>isn't older than 35
>has a functioning vagina
Me
>biologically male
>live in western mainland europe
>thin
>manlet
>don't really have a body odor
>white immigrant in white country
>wear flannel shirts and somewhat skinny jeans with vans and hermès perfume
>glasses
>somewhat long light brown hair i tie in a manbun
>work in a museum
>chain smoker and alcoholic
>KHHHV

No one will probably be interested, but that's okay. I don't even care at this point.
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Me:
>6'1
>bear mode
>broad as fuck frame, filled out with both muscle and chub
>baby face
>glasses
>short beard, short hair
>physicist
>hockey enthusiast
>giant fucking nerd
>relatively confident for being a giant fucking nerd

Her:
>same personality as Holo from Spice and Wolf
>that's it
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>>24047231
>>24047327
Are you the same person?
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>>24047134
This guy isnt me, i just made a skype account this morning.
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>>24047231
Feel free to Kik me: buttsmackenzie
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>>24046705
I actually wrote a description of myself, then I got busy and never posted it.
So.

>>24045893
Me

>Physically
5'5", reasonably in shape, hygienic, pale skin, brown hair, light eyes. No beard or glasses, tho. Dress modestly, nearly no make up.
>Personality
I either adore people or not give a shit about them. When I like someone, I am extremely caring and I love making them feel like they are the centre of my world. I am a perfectionist and I work constantly on myself. I try to be a positive influence in people's life. I hate drama deeply and wholeheartedly. I am very upfront and calm. I am more on the rational side, I am a bit clueless when it comes to emotions. I am reserved, introverted and organized. I enjoy teasing and flirting.
>Interests
I like discussing about ethics, religion, life and such. I read the news and I love talking about it. I am also interested in history, sports, science (maths, biology and physics), art. I read a lot. I absolutely love food, and I'm a decent cook. I travel often. I listen to rock (mostly classic or alternative), indie stuff, jazz and classical music. Movies and tv shows... huh, I just honestly detest spooky and meaningless shit, everything else is watchable.
>Other stuff
INTJ, for those who are into that. I drink socially, rarely (if ever) smoke, don't do drugs. Dogs are love. Morning sucks.

>>24046418
Not from the UK, sadly. You seem fun.

>>24046306
I'll add you in a bit!
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Me
>Asian
>19 5'11, 128-135 lbs
>Ontario
>Into lofi pop or rock
>Crossdresses
>Sub
>fav food is sushi/burritos
>plays videogames (Mostly being a dirty Janna picker)
>very affectionate

Her
>18-23
>not obese
>likes being a big spoon
>likes being a big spoon while watching cheesy movies or anime
>likes me as much as I like her

Kik: yaoifanclub
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Me
>6' 3"
>Fan of hockey fashion
>Machete expert
>Hates swimming
>Hates teenagers
>Mama's boy
>Loves tracksuits

Her
>Not the brightest
>Loves getting naked
>Trips while running
>Mid twenties, but pretends to be younger
>Enjoys camping

Who doesn't love a good slasher?

kik: ultracowlord
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Me
>Male
>US
>6ft 1in
>chubby but with decent muscle. hard to explain really. I guess BuiltFat
>Beard
>Fuzzy
>Shoulder length hair dark brown hair (starting to get a lot of noticably gray hair)
>Glasses but currently transitioning to contacts
>Into gardening, baking, occult and macabre, along with the regular vidya and drawing
>not a socialite but not a NEET. prefer to be indoors when im not in the mood for something outdoors
>Parents were really overprotective and sheltering but now since I moved out I'm just trying to experience new things.

Ideal #1
>small
>spooky
>not depressingly morbid but not "lol XD I see dead peoplezzz"

Ideal #2
>Large and in charge
>Assertive and Dominant
>Pretty rugged.

kik: TheSpookHouse
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>>24047231
I'm tall & post on /out/

Kik is Keep_Burning
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>>24047643
Probably shouldve put age in there.
>20
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>>24047231
Ah, the relationship you and your dream lad would have...
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>>24047600
>hockey fashion
wut?
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>>24047194
Wouldn't church be a better place to look than /soc/? If you're still a virgin, you can claim your free husband there.
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>>24033860
odd, am also nordic with essentially same ideals.

>if I was a girl I'd message you
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Tfw i just want a female who's mildly attractive who likes to be dominant over me.
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30/m

me:
>male
>5'11
>northern-europe
>blue eyes
>fabulous wavy long brown hair
>hairy body
>"farmer's tan"
>chubby but muscles underneath, broad shoulders
>sometimes kinky (rapeplay, rough stuff, roleplaying etc), sometimes vanilla
>into a bunch of nerdy shit but not a weeb
>social drinker, sometimes smoke when drunk
>supporting, understanding and reasonable (imo) but can get annoyed as fuck if I feel someone is being an unfair shit
>can joke/riff on people sorta harshly when I get comfortable with them
>smarter than the average bear

her:
>female
>not obese, not a total skeleton
>hairy or shaved, just be comfortable with it
>submissive in bed but doesn't need to be 'dommed' all the time
>likes cuddling
>shares some of my interests/tastes so we have something to do after sex
>can communicate if something is wrong, doesn't bottle it up and explode later on
>can handle being alone without freaking out
>doesn't have short hair, doesn't have bangs
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>>24039197
if you have a skype, mine is nottodayscrewtomorrow

i don't have a device that can use kik at all so oops
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>>24047231
shaynehall12 is my skype

Slightly chubby, tall and would watch all the movies you'd like
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Him
>taller than me
>decent fashion sense
>has decent life prospects
>not too mentally ill
>sexually dominant
>educated
>not arrogant
>sense of humor doesn't rely on edgy, offensive humor and memes
>doesn't mind cute things
>properly hydrated
>strong, lumberjack-esque looks are a plus
>asians and gingers are my weaknesses
>slightly nerdy, but not too autistic about it
>not really clingy, doesn't mind me doing my own thing sometimes
>listens to all different kinds of music
>enjoys going out, socializing, parties, etc.

Honestly though, all the physical stuff is secondary to personality.


Me
>5'4, chubby(pear shaped, small tits, wide hips)
>mixed race (hispanic & white)
>naturally pale, but currently very tan and freckly
>waist-length, dark brown curly hair
>wears work out clothes when not working out
>owns too many big t-shirts
>owns 14 different pairs of glasses
>submissive
>currently in university
>dances as a hobby
>enjoys fashion, but rarely dresses up
>slightly more girly fashion sense (dresses & whatnot)
>keeps things to myself mostly, not very open
>loves dogs
>properly hydrated
>decently active, hates running, but has decent physical strength
>smokes weed occasionally, doesn't drink often, but binges when I do
>loves cute things
>favorite color is pink
>cuddler
>according to the test, I'm an INTJ, but I'm not sure how true that is.
>loves horror movies
>never wears shoes

I suppose you could reply with contact info if relevant
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>>24045893
kik is chimsoncrin
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>>24047231
Welp, may as well throw another hat into the ring, kik is buzbyblue
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>>24048783
I fit most of these pretty well, kik : facedown7up
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>>24048783
>>24040087
If you're interested, Kik is mrb594
>>
Ideal girl:
>21-35
>Not a bigot
>Into movies, and/or books, music, other art. Taste isn't too important
>Likes traveling! Local and far
>Should enjoy food
>Maybe willing to hike and maybe camp with me
>Knows a bad joke or two
>Nerdy interests ++++
>Good cuddler

Me: 28/M/West Coast, USA
>Lover of museums of all types
>Always down for adventure..and for eating things that make me feel bad while watching things that should make me feel bad
>Plays guitar and sometimes records songs when feeling adventurous/dumb
>Goofball sense of humor
>Mellow at times but not passive
>Reads a ton
>Loves animals
>Brown hair, blue eyes, 6'2
>Glasses

Us:
>We have our lazy mornings with cuddling and breakfast with dumb tv shows and movies
>Also have adventures nearby and far and wide
>Learn things big and small from each other
>Best friends that always have each other's back
>But also fuck a whole lot
>We have far too many books and records in our place
>Inside jokes!
>Watch weird movies together, preferably cuddled up
>A good mix of goofy and loving dynamic
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>>24035399
You seem really interesting. kik: TheSpookHouse
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>>24045580

You're probably right. I guess I also do not write it (contact info) straight in the post by sin of pride.
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>>24044103
>uiiumae
Hi! I added you (onion and feijoa) ;.)
>>
weekly waste of time and concept

24/m/canada

warble warble warble

my genetic fitness is supreme

like the gentlemen I am

that's what r9k sez

im clearly a chad

send gf

fucking hedonists
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>>24048783
Sounds cute. Hit me up.
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>>24049445
Whoops. Forgot my Kik. BlueRoseDagger.
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Me:
>white
>5'8"
>long hair
>loves animals
>smoker
>submissive
>a little shy
>not very smart
>happy

Him:
>white
>has similar interests
>gentle giant
>has a nice voice
>likes kids and animals

Kind of vague but I really can get along with just about anybody.
I like to stay at home and take care of my garden, smoke weed, play video games, and bake. I'm looking for a chill guy who likes the same.
>>
>>
dat brain damage fag
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>>24049470
kik : facedown7up

Im pretty chill and have been told i have a very nice voice, this could be fun
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Me:
>21
>white
>5'8"
>non smoker
>light drinker
>a few tattoos
>college education
>mostly dressed in casual clothes (jeans, tshirt, etc) outside of work
>can be a bit nerdy
>loves crime shows

Her:
>around same height or shorter
>can be chubby (at least a little chub is actually preferred)
>breast size isn't super important
>likes animals
>likes girly things
>nice person, not rude
>can drink or smoke but not excessively preferred
>likes movies
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>>24049470
Kik is Derpobviously
Just a chill stoner, bored out of his gourd most of the time.
>>
Since I already posted my Kik, might as well post my stuff

Me:
>average height (5'7"ish)
>160 pounds
>hairy
>works out a few times a week
>has tattoos
>like hanging out with friends
>loves animals
>likes to travel
>enjoys nerdy things but not openly cringy about it
>likes watching movies
>currently in a foreign country so I can only Kik or Skype and stuff like that

Her:
>under 6"
>chubby
>if smoker, doesn't smoke too much
>likes music
>like animals
>likes to watch movies with people
>kind hearted
>has a natural hair color (not neon green or blue)
>open and likes to talk to me
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I'm curious lol, would anyone actually date this?
>19
>Female
>White
>5'6
>Dull brown hair
>Not very feminine body type
>Diagnosed BPD
>Into video games but with shit taste
>Vaguely skilled at many things
>Likes very little of them
>Medical school
>Very physically affectionate but not verbally
>Doesn't see the point of things like marriage, anniversaries, or much past the initial dating stage
>>
>>24049587
Maybe. Would have to talk to you first. Get to know you.
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>>24049587
I already posted my Kik earlier if you want to chat.
>>24049451
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>>24049587
I would have to hear your voice to decide
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>>24049594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fewA603My7
be brutally honest
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>>24049625
Pretty voice.
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>>24049625
Aww shit, is dat sum Lovecraft?
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>>24049625
No thanks; good luck on your search
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>>24049631
Thanks, I've always that that it was too masculine
>>24049643
Yeah haha, I have a literal tome of his stories. The Music of Erich Zann is my favorite, but I've been rereading it and my bookmark happened to be on The Call of Cthulhu.
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>>24049625
Nice Lovecraft
cute voice desu
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>>24049649
I'm not actually looking for a relationship, I can't keep them at all haha
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>>24049663
So then what are you lookin for?
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>>24049655
https://clyp.it/fy5b1d3j

Something I put together for a vocaroo thread a while ago. Just throwin it out for a fellow Lovecraft fan.
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>>24049655
I've been meaning to get into lovecraft.

Kik : sardoniccharm
I'd love to chat.
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>>24049663
Oh, I know...

By the way, you'll be sufficiently stable for a relationship on your current timeline in about 28-30 months, but taking the offer the gray-haired man gives you in a green envelope and following through will decrease that time to about a year and a half.

Good luck.
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>>24049655
Your voice isn't too masculine. Like I said, it's pretty.
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Good day everyone.

>>24049107
I'd say to put away your pride, because it helps a lot with other people contacting you. In particular, many women aren't as straightfoward as men in seeking a contact and requesting it, posting it gives you a better chance of communicating with nice people that don't feel like it's good to ask for the contact.

>>24049587
>>24049625
hmm, somehow I think I heard your voice somewhere else. I'd like to know a bit more of you. As for the dating, if you are a decent person relationships happen easily, the problem is then keeping them up and dealing with the work they bring to the table. If for the moment you don't mind talking for friendships purposes and sharing things to read and see, my contacts are here, at the end of the post: >>24033813
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>>24045893
Sure! I wouldn't mind making a friend.
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>>24049670
Attention, like most women here.
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>>24048783
If you're in the UK, then my skype is: g1ebguy
Also I love cute things.
>>
Let's try, I guess

Me:
>Female
>19
>Really pale
>165cm
>Drink and smoke weed at parties, cigarettes only when exams occurs
>Studying Political Sciences at university
>Into gaming and stuff
>Like fantasy books and also philosophy
>Into horse riding and archery
>Loves to travel
>Red hair, but not natural :(
>Can be racist/really mean sometimes
>Don't belive in marriage/hate kids
>Shy at first
>South/West Europe

Him/Her:
>Around the same age
>Long hair, blonde is a plus
>Same interests
>Taller than me (that's not difficult)
>Pretty face (with beard if it's a him)
>Scandinavian accents are an appreciate plus
>Have a job/Studying
>Loves cats and cuddles
>Smart
>No spooky skeletons
>No depression or mental illness
>Europe

Reply with your skype/snapchat
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>>24049587
bpd is unfixably crazy

>>24050661
kill yourself hedonist
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>>24050661
g1ebguy on Skype.
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>>24050661
I fit really well, my skype is random.voice1
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>>24049470
>>smoker
>>not very smart
It all adds up. At least you're honest.
>>24049625
Yes I would.
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>>24050661
>tfw all of that except Europe
Fuck drugs and drug users though.
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>>24051108
>weed
>drug
Okay?
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>>24050661
hilfiger4131 on skype
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>>24051120
Yes, it is a drug. So are cigarettes and alcohol. Cigarettes are by far the worst of the three.
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>>24050661
Hey, here is my kik if you wanna chat :)
berdm4n
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>>24050661
Poulkrebsfan7 - snap!
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>>24049587
Hmm let's find out? Kik - berdm4n
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>>24049470
Kik - berdm4n
Let chat ^^
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>>24048783
Kik berdm4n
Let's chat ^^
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>>24044758
I'm a lil awkward about posting contact details on 4chin. If you reply with a kik (lmao if you see this cos I'm so shit at threads) I can try to add you.

>>24039237
I wouldn't say that it's not... I walked 15k trying to hatch those stupid eggs today..

>>24038371
It's the little plastic figurines that freak me out...

>>24038142
If you're still here, you could reply with your kik!

>>24037880
Then it'd be silly to have a places in both states. I mean, in an ideal world my perfect mate would probably live just down the road (in a mansion or something.. and have a pool)
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>>24051182
>>24051185
>>24051189
>>24051202
>>24051228
why do people do this
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>>24051281
>I'm a lil awkward about posting contact details on 4chin. If you reply with a kik (lmao if you see this cos I'm so shit at threads) I can try to add you.

Maybe you can post the first part of the kik and then another part at another time, though I would say to just post it and ignore possible assholes (which should really follow a lot of messages and be real dicks to you. You can post their names here in case)
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>>24038215
>>I can be kinda stalkerish but I won't if you tell me not to
>>Really strange interests
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>>24044076
vague ideals+girl -> guaranteed replies
>>
Me:
>22/M/Sweden/White
>Longish brown hair
>187 Cm/88Kg
>Virgin cause of uncooperative dick, I still like to fool around in bed though
>Likes games, movies, music, anime, books, etc.
>I also like drinking and watching random movies.
>Been told that I'm a kind person, you'll have to be the judge of that though.
>I dunno really, ask me about what you want to know.
>I suck at talking about myself.

Her:
>19-25
>Preferably also from Sweden or at least Europe, still up to talk to anyone though.
>Just don't be a hamplanet
>Natural gingers with freckles
>Sex drive doesn't matter as long as it exists
>Also likes getting drunk and watching movies

Kik: Chz_
Skype: Evariass
Snap: NastyMcRotten
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>>24033799
Her/Him
>Any chromosomes!
>feminine (in mannerisms, not necessarily appearance)
>Hardcore weeb (the more the better, I have no idea why i'm attracted to this, speak broken japanese for all I care)
>Spiritual, but not necessarily religious
>18-35
>Submissive if male, either sub or dom if female.
>plays vidya
>enjoys cooking
>the clingier the better
>NEET
>Willing to spend a good portion of the day talking

me
>18, male
>Slight weeb, don't watch much anime anymore
>Aspiring chef
>Heavy interest in the paranormal
>NEET, hoping to start school soon
>Listens to meme-tier AESTHETIC music on soundcloud 8 hours a day

Kik - Yungpers
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>>24047808
Oh, what could have been, anon
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>>24039197
facedown7up

Hopefully you're still around. Lets be somewhat apathetic together.
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>>24039040
I'm
>>24048971

20, M, London.
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>female
>anywhere from petite to a little chubby is fine
>hopefully at least somewhat attractive
>also relatively cool and can show me some new stuff
>likes same music, melodic metal and electronic stuff
>likes cool obscure vidya as well as some mainstream, but not a social media gamer grill
>likes cool obscure anime as well as some mainstream, weeb but not super cringy or social media attention weeb
>likes cyberpunk and aesthetic stuff
>open to new stuff as long as its cool
>perverted but not super open about it
>relatively introverted

sigh i just want a cool girl to share stuff with that gets as excited about it as i do..
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>18-21
>Slim but okay butt
>cute or beautiful or basic
>under 6'
>watched all or most of the Ghibli movies
>school smart or VERY clever
>any nationality but Indian
>attached -aka wants hugs
>speaks good English & NOT USING ME TO LEARN ENGLISH
>no tattoos
>no facial scars

bonus: you can get fat after we meet, knowing you before will forever be in my memories.

Me:
>Hard worker
>Make good $$$
>Not fat
>Black
>Big Dick
>Can pick you up
>Drive nice car
>Doesn't live with mum
>Cooks
>No tattoos
>Somewhat religious
>Virgin
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>>24033934
You seem cool
>>24035100
You seem cool, but I'm kinda depressed myself actually...
>>24036450
You sound kyoot
>>24037377
You also seem kyoot, i seem to fill in a lot of those standards too...
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Guess it's time I posted in here.

First of all, I am..
>Male
>29
>In the USA (location doesn't matter)
>6'5
>About 205 right now. I regularly go to the gym, but I'm no bodybuilder. I do it because exercise is good and staying healthy makes me feel great about myself.
>Huge dick, high sex drive, extremely assertive, confident, dominant, and kinky.
>I work in IT
>I'm extremely passionate, and if I think you'll be interested in something I have to say, or if I feel like it's worth sharing, you won't get me to shut up.
>On that note, I talk a lot and I have very strong opinions. Technically I'm traditionally liberal, aka very slightly right-leaning and far more totalitarian than authoritarian -- IDEALLY I believe in a healthy, regulated free market and slight social regulations where they're proven necessary. I have extreme problems with how short-sighted people are, and I hate political ideologies and sides because all they do is divide people unnecessarily and bread extremism. If you're tumblr-tier feminist, I'll hate you; likewise, if you're /pol/-tier brainwashed, I'll hate you.
>I can never sit around and do nothing. I can't sit around and binge watch TV show or movies or anime. While the shows, movies, or anime might be interesting, I'm not going to do it alone because I'd rather at least pretend like I'm productive.
>On that note, I do like photography, post-production, games (JRPGs, CRPGs, MMOs, you name it), music, instruments, history, etc.


And she is
>Biologically female
>Above 18
>Not a NEET, but if she is, she actually plans to do something or at the very least wants to figure out her life.
>Slim, big tits.
>Has similar interests, is willing to listen to me ramble and reply in turn or ramble on her own. I want you to tell me what interests you, and I want to see the genuine interest you have for the things you love.
>Intelligent. You don't have to be a genius -- I'm certainly not -- but be rational.


My kik is whyamievendoingthis
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Good morning, hope you guys are having good and nice chats overall.
I've been told by a few contacts (mostly female) that they receive a lot of adds, some even above 100 at the time of posting. After discussing a bit, I thought of sharing here again an advice directly: you might feel like adding everyone to not make any wrong to all the people adding you, but that will just bring over 10k messages at the time, a lot of dick pics (because most people don't have anything else interesting to offer nor realize you can google any porn with quadruple their size) and generally not being able to know properly people that are genuinely interesting and might be the right ones to talk with.
My advice is to add only a few of them at a time if you aren't already doing it, both for your peace of mind as well as getting better chances of finding decent people.

>>24053261
contact those that posted their contacts anon, you might find some nice friend if not a good partner. Sorry to hear about your depression, I hope you have better days ahead.
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>>24044262
You sound pretty freakin rad. Do you have kik or Skype?
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But my dream girl will never exist.

>slim
>wants long term commitment and to start our own family
>loyal, would never cheat
>has had fewer than 5 total prev relationship
>would let me have time for myself and friends
>honest
>trusts and is trustworthy
>wouldnt break up with me for crying **when family members died**
>doesnt. see the world through the lense of man hating feminism

Yeah. i've had some shitty ex's. I give up, too many women are all take take take and the few that.arent are already taken.
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>>24053693
Goddammit, if only you were white. You sound great, good luck.
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>>24053693
Why do you have to be in the US..
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>>24053704
Half white lol but thanks pal
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>>24053693
Kik is FlatNote if you wanna chat to someone that fits the bill
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>>24053693
Hey, here's my kik if you wanna chat :)
berdm4n
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Him/Her
>19-37
>5'9" or taller for guys, 5'7" or shorter for girls
>Literally any body type though I love chubby but I also love athletic
>Video games are great but you have to know how to put the controller down and have a conversation
>Be just as comfortable going out as you are staying in. Movie nights on the couch are great but so is a game of basketball at the park or hiking or going to the gym.
> Must be able to make me laugh until I can't breathe. Which isn't entirely hard.
> Loves Jesus is a plus but not required, just don't talk down to me because of my religion pls.
> I can't do asexual partners, unfortunately :( I've tried and it just doesn't work for me.
> Has some sort of musical or artistic talent.
> Has a car, a license, a full-time job (or other means of making a living)
> Super duper overwhelmingly cuddly and affectionate
>okay with me calling you dorky pet names and using stupid voices

Me
>19 year old female in California
>5'6"
>v pale, short (bob) curly dark hair, hazel eyes
>two tattoos that are just words
>average build I guess? Like I have a nice body but I've got some booty lumps and a little bit of a tummy.
>very very girly (get my nails done twice a month, makeup is my life, shopping, squealing over cute animals, heels every day, etc)
>curses like a sailor (but trying to break that habit)
> really really likes alcohol lately
> can cook
> plays guitar and piano, sings, draws
> Scorpio

kik/snapchat just ask for it or give me yours :)
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>>24049587
>>24049625

Hi. I like Lovecraft. I own a Necronomicon. Can you please post a throwaway email/skype/etc so I can get in contact? You seem like someone I'd get along with, and not just because of that.
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>>24053740
You just described me-except-no-Jesus... but I'm european and can't leave my day job for now. So here's to missed opportunities I guess.
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>>24044076
Feel free to add me, fit most of it :)
"Thebertminister" is my skype
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>>24039197
Berdm4n is the kik if you wanna chat
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HER:
>intelligent
>preferably close to Missouri
>likes TNG
>likes movies a lot
>preferably very calm and chill personality
>likes history
>the end
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>tfw have your dream girl but think you fucked it up while you were ill and depressed
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>>24053740
>>24049051

At the very least, seems like we could get along!
Kik: ohsweetnuthin
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>>24044076
SOME DICKHEAD HACKED MY ACCOUNT

Me:
>5'1"
>female
>brown hair, white, brown eyes
>usa
>i like video games
>music is great. some of my favorites are: boards of canada, cocteau twins, dredg, tame impala, modern baseball, neutral milk hotel, swans, sigur rós, the antlers, pity sex, and lights
>INFJ
>i like animals, i have a cat and a dog
>dark sense humor and i wont apologize for it
>i like watching movies and anime
>loveable, shy at first, funny, and i hate writing about myself
>making people laugh though, i like it
>falling asleep on skype

Him:
>5'8" and up
>funny, sweet, mean (in a playful way)
>ok with long distance if its manageable
>dark hair and dark eyes?? (not a must)
>likes video games and anime too, also will listen to music with me
>sexually dominant but let me have some kind of turn
>respectful and kinky at the same time
>please love and say kind words to me, tell me how hot you are for me but how beautiful i am at the same time
>just be sweet
>watches movies and anime with me over skype
>will travel and go on adventures with me
>can spend all day talking to me/texting me
>PLEASE INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, MAKE ME IMPORTANT, that is so sweet to me
>like animals too?
>dresses nice, has glasses??, no really long hair pls (its ok though, im not really one to judge.)

NEW CONTACT INFO FOR SKYPE: courier.7
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HER:
>Submissive
>Enjoys fucking my friends too
>Obedient
>Loves to feel used
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>>24033979
do you play lol? if yes, which server?
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>>24053740
Hey I think we would get along very nicely :)
>>24035341
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When the bump from the end is just right.
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>>24053740
randommang is my kik
You seem like you enjoy intimacy as much as i do
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>>24054182
NA
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Me:
>6'2"
>canadian
>24 in a week.
>dirty blonde short hair (buzz cut length)
>hazel eyes with glasses
>into video games, most sports, travelling.
>introverted and have a couple mental heath issues I'm dealing with.
>a little bit on the chubby side, 210 lbs.
>music: Chvrches, purity ring, braids, metric. etc
>I enjoy spending time with whoever I am dating. I like to be shown that I mean something to them.

Her:
>open to any heights, although short girls are my favorite.
>ginger, not mandatory, just preferred.
>into video games
>dorky/nerd
>glasses are a big plus but not needed.
>must be canadian/live in canada.
>chubby girls are a plus, but I enjoy all body types.
>clingy and protective girls are a plus.

I'm Not picky.
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>dream girl
>pic relate

femanon pls respond
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Bumping before going AFK

To those that haven't posted their contacts or don't feel like adding someone: do post and add, you might be missing on an interesting person that is available to talk to only temporarily. Don't let your feelings of "meh" and indecisiveness take away the best of you.
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>>24056298
>that picture
Fuck, I miss that.

I suppose I'll figure out something to post in the next thread and hope for the best.
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>>24048783
Not a ginger, not asian, less of lumberjack, more of a dad bod and slightly shy but everything else is spot on.
Kik: hazardpay35
Hope your on the east coast.
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>>24053319
Bumping
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>tfw no fags
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>>24037707
Bamp because still looking, for an interesting qt to talk to
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>Her

Reserved
Enjoys being outside
Low sex drive
Loves music
Loves reading
Smart
School focused
Has a cute hobby
Honest
5'5 or under
Asian or Mexican qt

>loves me ;-;
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>>24056553
S-senpai, notice me. Im fag
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>>24056694
>me

5'9
Ugly
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>>24055449
Do you have a kik?
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>>24056699
I fit all your stuff except sexually dominant, kik?
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>>24056814
kekandace
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Me:
>6'1" tall
>Male
>22 years old
>California
>INFJ
>Black hair, brown eyes; wears glasses
>Deep voice
>Loves cats
>Athletic
>Likes videogames
>Like to bake sweets too (still learning)
>Music (Tame impala, My Bloody Valentine, Portugal. The Man, Neutral Milk hotel, Circa Survie, Slime Girls, Bjork, Grimes, The Cure, The Smiths, etc)
>"Likes long walks on the beach"
>Can more or less play piano, its been a long time since I've seriously played
> good sense of humor, i'll laugh at anything
>I like watching movies and anime(Her, Godzilla, Evil Dead, The Pianist, Ghibli films)
>Really shy at first so bear with me

Her:
>Smart and caring
>Understanding and supportive
>Enjoys listening to good music
>Creative and sweet
>Good sense of humor
>Liking cats is a plus (send cat pics please)
>Adventurous, health and fitness is also a plus
>Enjoys playing videogames with me or just watching

Thats about all I can think of at the moment
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him
(everything is flexible unless stated otherwise)
(Im trans, mtf, keep that in mind)

>20 or younger
>skates or does parkour, or something fun
>games (preferably steam or ps3/4, but xbone is aight)
>politically involved atleast a little
>anything but sjw liberal or neocon racist (pref libertarian or something similar)
>lives in the 714 area (socal)
>slim
>pokemon go
>taller than me (5'6ish)
>android>iphone
>punk/rock/nu metal
>scary movies
>smoking weed is fine, no cigarettes tho. drinking is okay as long as you're not an alcoholic
>funny but not annoying funny
>atleast 7/10 looks
>not stupid, must be able to make conversation, etc
>is okay with me being trans (mtf)
>is okay with my depresed, anxious, insomniac, insecure self
>happy or at the very least tries to keep his head up c:
>(if you happen to be another trans girl, i would also consider you c:)
me
>18
>714 socal
>smoked weed a few times, okay but im not a big user
>5'6 ish
>trans mtf (very passable, im just starting hrt but ive been passing my whole life basically because i always looked girly)
>pre op obviously
>still in highschool
>going to community college
>can swim but i get afraid to
>can drive but i get afraid to
>libertarian but i support lgbt a bit more obviously

Dealbreaker
>supports trump or hilary
>socially reclusive
>hates video games
>racist
>supports blm or kk
>isnt willing to hang out with my 16-18yr old friends
>tries to take me away from my friends

>pic related is me
kik 2punk2fuck or email [email protected]
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>>24056941
also. i love animals. cats especially. i forgot to say that
im also sexually submissive. into ddlg, but nothing weird like diapers or scat.
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Girl, 510 or something
> Minimal to no mameup
> Dresses in durable, practical clothes
> Hates dancing and taking pictures
> Likes reading, video games, plants
> Is in control of her self: doesn't break down emotionally over little things
> Doesn't want to do all that cute romantic shit like holding hands while walking along the beach at sunset
> Likes hunting, being outside
> Like me, enjoys keeping to herself and staying out of other peoples business
> Doesnt ever get boring food like a plain cheeseburger and doesnt throw away pizza crusts
> Enjoys a good ass piece of fucking steak
>Doesnt want to live in the city or suburbia, would rather be rural
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>>24056941
>mtf

FUCK DON'T CONFUSE MY DICK LIKE THAT NIGGA
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>>24054055
I added you on the skype, I match a lot of those. I even have glasses! Contact info starts with the letter M and my pic is some cartoon BS
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>>24056987
its honestly not a big deal considering i was able to confuse your dick. lol. maybe you should try hanging with some trans people. i mean im pretty normal minus not even being an A cup yet. but im on hrt
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ME:
>5'7
>female
>25 this year
>blue eyes, brown hair
>videogames, reading guilty pleasure novels, exploring museums and random oddities around town
>occasional outdoors time (not much)
>teases a lot, kinda sarcastic, darkish humor but not too bad
>cs degree but i hate it
>chronically depressed with some anxiety issues but I hide it well I think
>possessive with a jealous streak but not super clingy and kinda tsundere desu
>tiny bit of a tomboy

HIM:
>taller than me preferred
>23 - 28
>dark hair (straight or wavy), not buzzed but not girl-long
>clean shaven or stubbly (no full facial hair)
>very funny, teases a lot, witty, occasionally mean or antagonistic but only in private and doesn't seek to actually hurt anyone's feelings
>self aware
>clingy/jealous/possessive is nice
>likes videogames and is good at them, esp competitive ones
>will do dumb nerdy shit with me like go to conventions
>understanding and supportive of my occasional bad mental days

life is hard when ur husbando doesn't exist
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>>24057111
>tsundere tomboy

Top-tier as fuck, anon.
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>>24057111
Hmm. I actually really have a thing for clingy girls. I'm 29, wear a beard, and only play games occasionally. Problem?
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>>24057111
I match all of those things! Wats ur contact
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>>24057111
oh yeah, my kik is aramarimo

no nudes pls
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>>24054202
Hi! Holy cow haha I felt like I was being described word for word-- hopefully we end up liking the same music. I do the same thing, listening to the same song for a week straight :P
Do you have kik or snapchat or something?
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>>24053792
Well hey if you wanna talk anyway, let me know :)
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Good morning everyone. Hope you guys are doing well.

>>24035341
>>24057452


The kik for the first one is written at the end of his post: new.m00n
hope you guys get along.

>>24057467
>>24053792
I suggest one of the two to post your contacts.


Also, I'd like to hear from >>24049655
>>24049587
because I'm curious to know more about you as well as sharing interests for finding books to read to and music to listen to. My contacts are posted, and if you prefer I don't mind receiving the email rather than being added on kik, but why not making a throwaway contact and check if you can find interesting company to talk with?
>>
Him.
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>>24057793
So fuck Ichi, Marry Oso, chill with Totty and get into occassional fights with Jyushi?
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>>24046561
give kik
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>>24036171
Ecksdee
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>>24057827
Fuck all of them except totty
Marry oso
Play with jyushi,fight with totty,chill with ichi cause we're basically the same,go fishing with kara and let choro touch the teet
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>>24057111
I fit almost all of those and you seem nice, but I imagine you live in another continent.
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>>24054018
tfw this is your bf. Go to sleep, J.
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>>24057968

Choro would be happy with that, so I'm happy with that. That's a gang bang I would watch for purely scientific purposes. How tall are you, for visual purposes?
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>>24057793
>>24057968
>>24058013
I still haven't seen Osomatsu, and I already know I'll end up remembering these names and imagine a gangbang now.
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>>24058032
It's funny, dude.
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>>24057111
You sound interesting, contact me on skype: Dracoknight200

Me:
>26
>5'7
>Blue Eyes
>DarkBlonde-ish with Redish gleam
>Facial hair is red ( Just a mustache/chin.. i post a picture )
>Have sarcastic/dry humor
>A nerd, into tabletops and games
>Live in Norway
>Rather stubborn
>>
>>24057978
I'm from the US
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>>24058318
Yep, another continent. South America here.
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>>24053740
Hey "berdm4n" is the kik if you wanna chat, you sound cute! :)
>>
>>24057111
sounds like me except I'm 22 and have a beard. rip.
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>>24057111
You should sent me an email at notathrowawaychan@gmail.
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>>24057452
Yea my kik is new.m00n

>>24057782
Hey thanks bud
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>>24053647
my skype is benhall9001 (i made it when i was 13 and i almost debate making another one just because of the name lol)

i hope youre still lurking ;-;
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27/m/Europe
Dream girl
>18+, prefer 22-27
I do have a preferred type but most of those things aren't set in stone
>Height doesn't really matter, short, average and tall girls all have their pros/cons, I'm 1.97 m though
>Healthy weight, but preferably skinny/average build, small tits are a +
>Nice and soft hair I can play with, prefer brunettes
>Clean, well dressed, nice smile, lovely voice

>Doesn't smoke
>Good sense of humor, the darker the better
>Sarcastic, can joke about everything, is jokingly mean and doesn't get mad at me for making jokes about her sometimes (I joke around a lot, which can come off as mean, but no bad intentions behind)
>Smart and open minded, curious, wants to learn new things
>Knows what she wants but open to trying new things
>Intelligent, clever, doesn't need to have a university degree but a useful degree would be great
>Calm, knows how to discuss and likes to talk about politics/economy/etc.
>Is interesting to talk to, can teach me stuff
>Nerdy or into science or at least somewhat interested in science stuff
>Honest, open and direct, knows she can talk to me about everything
>Kind and affectionate, likes to cuddle
>Not fanatic about religion
>Likes travelling, seeing other cities/places, food, wine/drinks
>Likes spending time at home and doing stuff together more than partying BUT
>Likes to go out with me to bars, restaurants or just a walk in the park
>Likes going to the cinema and watching tv shows/movies at home (preferably while cuddling with me)
>Enjoys games (classic card/board games, rarely play videogames)
>Doesn't get drunk too much (maybe a few times a year), not a partygirl
>Likes animals, especially cats
>High sex drive
>Kinky, switch or submissive in bed, likes intense sex, sometimes rough but soft from time to time too

BONUS
>Plays a classical instrument (If you play the piano and are good at it you already won my heart)
>>
Keep in mind this is a "dream" and in no way do I think he exists. I'm just doing this for fun.

Him
>25-28 years old
>tall and lean or muscular, not fat
>good hygiene, takes care of his teeth
>clean shaven most of the time, well groomed, no tattoos on face, neck or hands, no piercings unless it's in the ear
>not a lot of baggage, no kids or previous marriages, not a felon
>no hard drugs or tobacco use
>college educated, career oriented
>fully independent financially and otherwise
>honest to the point where he may come off as rude, loyal, not manipulative
>might come off as cold and serious to others, but has a soft side he doesn't show much
>introverted but will still go out for dinner and drinks with me occasionally
>able to converse with others easily when he has to, not super socially awkward (a little is cute)
>a bit nerdy
>affectionate and loving towards me only
>dominant, medium to high sex drive, a little kinky, talented in bed

Me
>24/F
>avg. weight, pale, blue eyes, long brown hair
>college grad, stable career in healthcare profession
>introverted, very small circle of close friends
>likes cooking, home decorating, gardening, keeping my house clean, hiking and biking, anime, Internet, somewhat interested in fashion and makeup
>loves dogs, allergic to cats
>I like to go out every once in a while, but I don't go too crazy
>no drugs or smoking
>food and wine snob
>loves to cuddle and watch moves or shows
>usually happy and affectionate
>can be stubborn
>medium to high sex drive, switch, kinky
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Her:
>18-24
>light hair and/or light eyes
>white
>extroverted and/or antisocial
>cynical and judging
>weird, actually weird
>selective about relationships

Me:
>22
>male
>very long brown hair
>white
>quiet and kind of monk-like
>trying to improve myself
>have a career, but otherwise a loner

skype: baldrvargr
>>
Horrible news from France. I hope everyone here and their friends and families are safe. I'm disgusted by how obvious it was that something could have been planned for today and in the end it turned out to be true.
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>>24059763
I'm everything on your list - whereabouts are you located?
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>>24059933
US
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>>24059763
Hit most of this, but I'm not tall (5'8")
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>>24059967
You can add me on kik at vulpeschama
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>>24059763
You sound pretty interesting, I think you'd be a motivational person to talk to (as in giving good examples of how to deal with life and trying to sustain oneself). Can't say I'll be much talkative right now, but if you'd like to talk I'll be happy to get to know you a bit more. My contacts are at the end of this post: >>24033813
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>>24060290
I can't talk much either right now. I'll contact you another time.
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>>24060323
Sure thing, and thank you.
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>>24057111
>tiny bit of a tomboy
100% my thing
>Him
>23-28
Born too late to talk to cute tomboys. Otherwise pretty much me.
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Her
>less than 6 foot
>slim - average
> kinda cute, I'm really shallow
>18-25
>sorta weeb, not too mcuh
>affectionate
>MOST IMPORTANT: Honest and upfront with feelings and loyalty, I am and I expect the same in return
>smarter than me
>submissive in bed though
>prefer a devout christian over a devout atheist
>little-no alcohol/weed

Me
>23, male
> 6' 1"
>girls usually call me cute
>slim-fit build
>enjoy discipline of any kind, whether its workout or school or diet or commitment
>switch between very high sex drive - meh sex drive
>goof
>work and school; when not doing those, I try to lift, run, and swim, I'm very into keeping myself busy, and someone to do these with would be nice
>getting animal crossing and pokemon, be nice to play those with someone
>previous alcohol problems, have gotten better and would like to quit it entirely

>I have been diagnosed as bipolar I by a psychiatrist years ago, but am NOT currently taking medication for it. I have been fairly stable using routines and physical activity, so someone able to participate or at least deal with this physical time spent is mandatory.

tl;dr
I'd like a shorter qt that'd be willing to help me improve myself and hang out with me. I, of course, would do the same.

If anyone wants to just chat, male or female, that's fine too.

Skype: nofunallowed010
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Good day everyone. The day has not started well, but I hope there's gonna be some nice things ready later on. Be sure to show some love to people you hold dear today.
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>>24045893
i doubt your still checking this thread but would love to chat even just as friends, i found your first two sentences very relevant to me; not just for a gf but a friend, but i'm also tall with brown hair and hazel eyes, and found your whole description attractive
>add me on skype
memeranger
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>>24057452
Pls come back
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Me
>35
>little bit of a belly but otherwise normal build
>6', brown hair, hazel eyes
>into video games, comics, sci-fi, tv shows and cooking. love cooking and baking
>likes to discuss various topics but generally avoids politics due to reasons
>a nudist
>well traveled from time in military (16 countries visited)
>hardly drinks
>smokes
>doesn't do drugs
>loves dogs (has 2)

Her
>age unimportant as long as you aren't using me for a daddy fix
>physical appearance is irrelevant save for 1 thing
>must have at least DD's or above breasts
>if you are into my interests then awesome
>if not then we can learn about each others interests and hobbies
>if drinks or do drugs, do so in moderation
>prefer a nudist
>high sex drive to match mine
>must love dogs
>enjoys trying new food, or eating

I highly doubt I will get an responses. Worth a shot though
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Her
Anywhere from Skinny to Average
18-21
Asian/White
Pretty much any height
Into video games, watch tv/movies, talking.
Any hair color, but dyed is a plus. I love neon hair.
Doesn't smoke
Doesn't do drugs
Any hair length.
Most piercings/tattoos are okay as long as you don't make your whole life about it.
Anything from B-D boobs
Nice butt

Me
19
6'2
White
Love vidya games and watching movies and TV
Love old Disney movies
Work at home so tons of free time

My skype is: hollow.x
If you want to know anything or a pic or anything, just ask.
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>>24057111
how would you feel about someone similar to your ideal
but aged 33

Do you have a skype?
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>>24053687
sad truth of it
all the good women, are already taken
those that are left are single for a reason
be it mental issues, personality problems, or disloyal.
and age doesn't help
all the women want someone around their age,
and those that prefer older men
have daddy issues, or are gold digging entitled princesses.
neither of which make for a healthy relationship.
and any woman over the age of 30 isn't good for starting a family with
because of age related health issues such as menopause
and the increased risk of complications during pregnancy.
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>>24062764
>7 billion people and all good ones taken

even if 6.9 billions were taken what you need is just 1 anon, and you also have to be good yourself: if you say those that are left are 'no good' then you yourself, whom are left, might be no good. The truth is that you have good in yourself and so are others. Besides, I've met women in the past that were both young and into finding mature partners, and older women (27/29 years old) seeking for a partner. I'm not really young myself, but what matters is how you feel inside. Don't feel defeated ahead of time. The best thing you can do is posting all info about yourself and be honest about it: the right one might stumble on it, but if you don't write anything there is nothing to stumble upon.
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Her
>ideally under 5'5
>0-1 tattoos
>not stick thin, not obese
>white/asian
>19-23
>cool with drinking/weed
>intelligent, at least some college
>likes vidya
>appreciates a dry sense of humor
>likes some sports/physical activity
>respects my need for alone time
>kind and calm
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Me:
> 18 male
> 173cm 54kg
> black hair, brown eyes
> pale/white (scand y'know)
> seme/top
> like twinks/ukes
> calm and chill attitude
> watch movies, play vidya (moba, rts, fps, literally anything just not COD ;) )
> banter about shitposting irl
> enjoy cooking
> enjoy being close to each other
> very loyal and honest to partner
> introvert pref but do stuff outside socially with others but would stay in with partner
> love comedy, quick to smile
> don't smoke
> drink for social (not loads but viking y'know)
> talkative when around lots of people but otherwise pretty reserved
> very open in terms of music just no black man music ty
> like being around each other, knowing what each other doing
> snapchat/kik lots to partner
> very open minded also into doing new stuff/activities

Him:
> 18-21
> pref smaller than me or same height
Looking for someone to complement me and be a long term relationship

Kik: Msmithy610
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>>24062849
7 billion
50% women 4.5 billion
0–14 years: 26.3%
15-24 years: 16.61%
25-54 years: 40.78%
15–64 years: 65.9%
Average age age 28.4 years

estimated 580 million women aged 20-29
50% have IQ over 100, 290 million
17% IQ over 115, 49 million
Canada 0.5% of global population 245,000
Province 10.9% of Canada 26,705
City percent of Province 33% 8,813
53.6% unmarried 4,723
White or Asian 79.8% 3,768
preferred languages 78.5% 2,957

1 out of 3,000 if I'm lucky
and that's assuming none of them reject me
for not meeting their own preferences and standards
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>>24062849
>>24063347
3000 I have to find out of a City of more than 1 million.
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>>24061178
Where do you live?
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Him:
>Likes hiking and outdoors stuff but doesn't want to go hardcore all the time like freeclimbing and backpacking, more chill and comfy like dayhiking or road tripping
>also cool with just walking around innacity doing random stuff
>doesn't do drugs nor smoke
>no anger problems or other mental illness
>likes eating good food like pho, ice cream, sushi, random hole in the wall ethnic places
>not a night owl who will stay up until 2 am all the time
>doesn't want pets or kids
>wants to travel
>has a degree and decent career or on track to (only saying this because I also do, and I want an equal)
>is reasonably attractive and fit, maybe 7/10
>nice hair, taller than me, white and/or asian only
>25 or under
>local

Me:
>303/720
>blonde female, shorter, soft, not fat, dress very feminine
>glasses, no makeup, ~7/10
>going to be making 50-70k range
>into personal finance, want to travel a lot
>laid back, logical, cutesy, /a/, fun things are fun
>/pol/, I will say racist things, you should agree with me
>morning person, early bedtime
>dislike clutter
>can cook and clean
>not very romantic but am quite cuddly
>I write and draw but too shy to show anyone

[email protected]
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>>24063347
>>24063363
while I'm impressed that you got a series of numbers going on that rapidly, I've gotta tell you that you should not aim to try and see how many can be with you and not reject you, you should aim just to find the right one for you. (unless you want a polygamous relationship).

What I meant to say, if it wasn't clear, was to be optimist. Being depressed an insecure about actively seeking something and giving up before starting will just put off more people than it should.
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>>24063577
oh I know I'm looking for the right one for me.
hard part is finding her, especially out of a metropolis of people.
also it takes time, effort, and failure along the way.

I'm a pessimistic optimist
I expect and plan for the worst case scenario
while hoping for the best.
it's served me well so far.
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>>24063710
Well, my last message to you to not bloat the thread with our posts is just to drop the pessimism, because it's clear that while it served you well, yuo posted these last posts because you felt sad and think nothing good will happen. Or at least I didn't see the optimist so far.

My advice is: next time just talk about yourself and introduce yourself earnestly and honestly, same for the girl you'd like. Don't profess sad things or statistics, just drop your message and see who answers to that.
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>>24053740
Skype is softchoice123 if you're still around.
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>>24063551
That's definitely me. Unfortunately, I do suffer from depression; however, it's very under control. I've been clean and sober for about year and don't plan on using again for a VERY long time.
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>>24063866

You should smile, anon.
>depression
Not a big deal if you're controlling it.
How old are you? Anyway send me a mail if you're local, I'm at the point of being too tired to think straight.
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>>24063551
>or asian
>/pol/
How about no. Burn the rice, pay the price.
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Good morning everyone. Hope you guys will have a nice weekend.
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Redoing this

Me
> 20 / F / Eastern US
> Originally from Los Angeles
> 5'1
> tan (Not too dark, not too light) I'm mixed races
> chubby and curvy (I have meat on me but I'm not obese)
> sarcastic asshole
> makeup artist / hair stylist
> adventurous (I like to go on road trips, get lost, wander random cities, hike)
> gamers (videos games - Xbox one, PS3, PS4, GameCube, n64, wii u.. Board games and card games. No PC)
>avid music listener (The Smiths, Twenty One Pilots, The Front Bottoms, Blackbear, The Cure, Joy Division, Queen, Witt Lowry, Hoodie Allen, New Order, T Mills, Depeche Mode, Melanie Martinez, Citizen, Dance Gavin Dance, The Neighbourhood, Blink 182, Arctic Monkeys, Crystal Castles, My Chemical Romance, frnkiero andthe cellabration.)
> hopeless romantic but have a ton of reservations about relationships due to a ridiculous amount of exes who have been cheaters
> higher sex drive
>can cook and bake

Him
> 18-30
> can be from literally anywhere I don't care
> I don't care about body type although I do have a slight preference for chubbier guys.
> height? As long as you're taller wnd that is a realistic wish
> sarcastic asshole like me
> has a good music taste similar to mine or listens to anything but country
> kinda clingy but still appreciates time spent apart
> can be a couch potato but has to leave the house for a good adventure here and there
> high sex drive to match mine
> not an alcohol or junkie but can smoke and drink as long as it's in moderation

Kik/ skype and stuff for anyone interested just leave yours or ask for mine :)
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>>24064953
askin for skype
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>>24064953
Hey, love your music taste and quite fit the description. Kik : vegviss
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Me:
>Eastern Canada
>23
>Asian
>5'8
>Gr8 brown eyes
>Short black/dark brown hair
>Clean shaven
>Medium build
>Openminded
>Respectful
>Hopeless romantic
>Organized and Tidy
>Empathetic
>Honest
>Plays videogames
>Likes fantasy media (books, tv, movies)
>Kpop, but listen to most things really
>Gym
>Introverted
>No smoking, drinking, or drugs
>No tattoos
>Diamond in league if it matters (it does)

Her:
>North America
>19-25
>Asian or White
>Green eyes absolutely kill me
>Brunettes are good shit
>Skinny to medium
>Respectful
>Openminded
>Romantic
>Faithful
>Plays(or tolerates videogames)
>Hobbies you're passionate about
>Willing to introduce me to new genres of music
>Takes care of themselves
>None to casual drinking
>No smoking/drugs
>No-small tattoos
>Likes sleepy skype
>okay with LDR

I doubt anything will happen from this but yolo
kik:frenchkrisme
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>>24064953
literally me
my kik is distracted6
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>>24064953
>>24049051
We should talk sometime.
Kik:ohsweetnuthin
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Her
> 18+
>Open minded
>Not super girly-girl but also not super tomboy.
>Fit/avg body
>Tattoos/piercings are a plus
>Attached but not extremely clingy
>Up for whatever be it sitting at home doing nothing or out with friends/together.
>Hobbies can be whatever as long as its not hardcore drugs.
>passionate about things/people close to her.
>Video games and outdoor adventures/working out.
>Loves food or loves too cook.
>Can take a joke and dish them out
>Attitude can be cute but know when its not needed.
>Organized.
>Mentally stable or close to it.
>Understands that some days i just don't want to talk or do anything.
>Close to your family.

Me
>22 Male 5'11"
>Hard time showing and talking about my emotions.
>bad with words and explaining in general.
>Sloth most of the time but when im not im really active.
>Near impossible to get mad.
>When it comes to music ill listen to literally anything, Rap, dubstep and reggae are most listened too.
>Good at alot of things great at few.
>Life is a joke so live it that way.
>Few hobbies including video games, swimming and movies.
>Can't cook for my life but i can bake quite a few things from scratch.
>Food is life. If it looks good i will eat it, if not ill try it.
>organized to an extent.
>Couple mental health problems but im working on getting them under control.
>My family will most likely drive you insane.

There is alot more to me(obviously) but its 4 AM and im going to bed.
Kik is 7th_Sloth
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Bumping up the thread.
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>>24033799
A girl with significant digital illustration experience to practice together.
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me:
>pic related
>depressed

her:
>a fucking weaboo
>also depressed but insightful about life

why am i doing this good lord I hate myself
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Me
>I like hiking, travelling, and being outdoors, but only when it's with other people.
>I like sitting around on a couch cracking jokes with people and fucking around
>I like arguing about stuff I care for, and I think fighting once in a while isn't so bad.
>My taste in martinis and humor is the same
>I like being afraid.

Her.
>I want someone who'll wake me up at 2 AM to go to the beach
>Someone who doesn't take shit and isn't afraid to say what they mean.
>Someone who I can sit on a couch with for an afternoon, making fun of movies.
>Someone who wants to grow and make mistakes and won't sit around because they're afraid.
>Someone to make stories with.

I don't know if i'll be able to find someone like that here, but I must've misclicked this thread for a reason. I'll leave a painting I like.
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>>24064953
24/M/MD, you sound cool and i match what you're looking for. My skype is notbobjohnson.
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I just want to know if any girl like this exist. It will help me fall asleep better at night.

>many of her interests are centered around japan. anime. learning the langague. cosplaying. japanese cuisine.
>plays some video games
>confident
>mature for her age
>strong in body and will
>optimistic
>playful and full of spunk
>fantastic cook
>hopeless pervert
>beautiful in body and soul
>kind and caring
>street-smart. socially intelligent. diplomatic
>artistic. creative. loves creating things (crafts...cooking...writing..art..music)
and...
>a cruel domme
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>>24064953
my skype is ran.dom17
kik is randommang

kik is easier access. As long as you can make cobbler and pineapple upside down cake itll be gucci.
Him
> 18-30
> can be from literally anywhere I don't care
ohio
> I don't care about body type although I do have a slight preference for chubbier guys.
Pretty chubby still losing weight/building muscle tho
> height? As long as you're taller wnd that is a realistic wish
6'
> sarcastic asshole like me
Actually a sarcastic dick
> has a good music taste similar to mine or listens to anything but country
I hate country
> kinda clingy but still appreciates time spent apart
Can do
> can be a couch potato but has to leave the house for a good adventure here and there
I like camping hiking etc
> high sex drive to match mine
24/7 horny
> not an alcohol or junkie but can smoke and drink as long as it's in moderation
I drink occasionally
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>>24066344
Sounds like a pretty wonderful set of desires. A girl that wants to walk about the beach a bit past the witching hour is as dreamy as that painting.
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>>24053740
Oooh jeez (If still checking)

Locallac -Snapchat
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>>24066987
It's the best I could think of. I'm a little bit of an idiot romantic, but I think it's much cooler to talk about the best in these kinds of threads instead of settling, y'know?
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me:
31, male, virgin, los angeles
5'7 130lb average build
caucasian
into games of all sorts
pretty social, like going out

her:
not black or asian
not obese
not ugly
not terrible body
not junkie, chain smoker or alcoholic
not insane

my standards maybe arent the highest lmao. still a virgin tho lol. kik is zsasza
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>>24064953
hit me up if you want

Kik: spoonman92k
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>>24067010
I'm with you there! She's definitely out there, hopefully you find her soon, friend.
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Her
>qt face and mannerisms
>flat chest
>thin with wide hips and narrow waist
>clean
>small enough to pick up
>white or Asian
>easy to talk to
>open-minded, intelligent, doesn't align herself rigidly with ideologies
>likes to cuddle and show affection
>doesn't keep different parts of her life too strictly segmented
>watches cute anime with me
>will go on adventures with me
>responds
>loves me ;_;

Me
>18
>white, brown hair, hazel eyes
>6'
>145lbs, did sports
>passively fa
>been told I have a "good facial structure" ?
>also told me I'm not approachable
>kind of socially clumsy
>overly sentimental
>composer (play the cello, learning piano and guitar
>into 20th century art music and bossa nova mostly
>virgin, want to lose it with someone that I share mutual love with
>weeaboo

Summer's just so boring; everything passes by so much easier when there's stuff to do. Not looking for someone here but I'm willing to chat, maybe make a connection with someone.
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>>24067061
>not junkie, chain smoker or alcoholic
>not insane
I live in LA too; those are high fucking standards for here.
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Her
>smartass
>intelligent, loads of useless knowledge
>likes to debate everything
>qt face
>doesn´t give a fuck about clothes/fashion at all
>not too concerned about her appearance, but also not landwhale or unhygienic
>interested in politics/philopsophy/econ
>likes to get drunk with me and watch shitty horror movies
>hates clubbing
>not entirely anti-social
>seems cold, but secretly loves to cuddle and be cute
>likes to take random walks at night
>into music
>likes to wear my sweaters
>18-25
>preferably yurop, but long distance is alright too
>independent


Me
>german
>19
>seems confident, but secretly haunted by crippling depression
>1.85m
>skinnyfit
>loves debating random shit just cause
>half spanish
>into reading
>decent looking
>slightly nerd like, has yugioh simulator on laptop, generally likes gaming
>loves wandering around the city at night
>into random spontaneous travelling
>cares about music, all genres, just needs to be good shit
>likes drinking but not an alcoholic
>can be good at being social if need be
>a little dead inside, most emotions are faked (change it pls)

snapchat: dude.dude
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>>24067061
>not asian
Literally a faggot.
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>>24064154
/pol/ here. Japanese girls are literally the best girls on Earth. If you disagree you should literally an hero. Asian girls are the most feminine girls so if you dislike them, then you are a literal faggot and a filthy degenerate who probably fucks nigger men.
>>24063551
Oh hey I'm this except the 7/10 part, I'm actually 10/10.
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>>24067280
Fuck off back into the oven, you kike piece of shit
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>>24067580
I said I'm 10/10
>kike
>above 2/10
Try again, Shlomo.
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Me
>23, M, Germany
>white, 6' or 1.84m
>bald, beard, hairy body
>average weight, borderline chubby/husky - idm hitting the gym together
>student
>love movies, tv series, documentaries, discussions as well as vidya
>also enjoy anything nature related - mountainbike/skiing, camping
>interested in politics
>non smoker, no drugs, not an alcoholic

her
>19-25, F, Europa pref. Germany
>smaller than I am, lighter than I am or willed to hit the gym with me
>either working or attending university
>not retarded, having an opinion in stuff
>similar taste in stuff would be a plus
>no 24/7 party girl
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Me
>26, M, 6 feet
>Autistic (the non-fashionable kind)
>Shit-tier job
>Fluent in French and English. Learning German

Her
>At least moderately fit
>Will sit on my lap while we watch netflix
>>
Her:
>thinks im attractive
>is cute
>is actively interested in me
>isn't fucking crazy

thats all i ask please god let me meat her
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I ONLY date other Men's Rights Activists.

Nobody else matters

You can't be a feminist, without being an MRA
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>>24064953
kik : facedown7up

If you're looking for a sarcastic asshole, look no further
>>
Good day everyone, I hope today things are well for you guys.
One thing I'd like to write: a few people wrote to me just once or twice and never kept the conversation going. As I mentioned in other posts (and others did as well), the effort to also help you find a decent person to talk to has to come from yourself. You're missing out on another person being an entire world, if you don't make the steps to approach this world in the first place. For those people (and some other rude ones that really make me lose faith in humanity), for what is worth, I'm always happy to go back to talk more if the other person also wishes the same, but don't expect me to answer to you being mad at me not replying much anymore because I prioritize dedicating myself to real life and to the other people that had the decency to continue talking in spite of how busy I am. I answer to everyone asap, in a calm and individual way, and I do it with long messages, not fuckboi replies. If you're looking for the latter, you've added the wrong person.
Besides, lamenting all the time that you cannot find a decent boy or that your dream man doesn't exist is both immature and rude toward me, and really doesn't hold argument when you don't put the effort to discover if the person you're talking to can be the one, whether a good friend or more. I can understand those that send you dick pics or are vapid assholes, but don't let those determine how you treat all the others; if I behaved in that way I wouldn't even have opened another thread, and would've missed many decent people I talked to in the latest days, regardless of us still talking or not.

In short: just be mature, considerate and open your ears to listen and your mouth to interact. I know you're in front of a computer/cellphone, but they're operated by another human being. In real life you'd walk toward someone (contacting) and get to know him/her for a while, not just dismiss them behind a screen while talking badly of them to someone else.
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>>24068382
>you can't be a feminist without being a MRA
spotted the dumbass
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>>24040200
Aha sorry!. I'm just really bad at dealing with compliments. Better with insults, so
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>>24066344
U still around?
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>>24069928
Yeah, I've kept lurking the thread. Do you want to talk?
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Was going to post but realized it's entirely pointless since I'm a straight male and all the women have a pack of orbiters around them anyway. As soon as people see "her" they stop reading lel
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>>24069949
Whoops, my ID changed. I'm still me
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>>24064953
my skype is robot_encounters I match most of your stuff and I'd like to talk to you.
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>>24053261
If ya still lurking this thread, i say that because i have the depression myself, always looking for someone to cheer me up.

Then again, we can always share the relateble.

:P
(If it doesn't post with my original ID, i was talking about when they don't have the depression side)
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>>24071630
Hit up my skype, if you're still alive, i suppose.

Hurty Legs Man.
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>>24033842
You have great tastes
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Never tried posting in these threads before
Guess I'll give it a go
Me
>19
>6'0
>White
>Baby blue eyes
>Dirty blonde hair
>Been told I have a slight baby face when I'm clean shaven
>Wear glasses
>Slightly on the skinny side
>Big weeb
>Love to play video games
>Amateur Magician, love playing with cards in general.
>Plan on going to college for a CS degree when I'm able.
>Currently learning to read, write, and speak Russian.

Her
>18 - 23
>Short to medium length hair of any color, brunette preferred but not to big a deal if she isnt.
>On the skinnier side
>compassionate and sweet but with a fiery passionate side
>Someone who shows interest in learning about new hobbies, interests, and passions she hears about, who likes in turn to teach others about her hobbies, interests, and passions.
>At least semi big weeb
>Likes to cosplay.
>Someone who can appreciate staying in and getting comfy, doesn't need to be out with friends all the time.
>Likes video games
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>>24063403
Sorry for the late reply, I'm Michigan
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>>24059763
So I know this is a few days old...
but I fit your "dream" description perfectly.

Figured I'd reach out just in case you ever check back in on here.

25/M, 6', 180lbs. Athletic/Muscular, Never had braces but have near perfect teeth, No tatts, Shave every day, no baggage, never used drugs or tobacco, I have 2 degrees, I own a home and am very financially stable. Honesty and loyalty are the two most important values in my life. I'm serious more often than not...

I could continue on... it would just be an exact reflection of what you're looking for.

I really hope you end up checking in on this.
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time staggers on

Her
>some kind of wholesome white girl I somehow meet and it works out, somehow

Me
>some kind of loner 25y/o who tries to rock things but has never stood out to her I guess

contact because I exist

kik: Fobbes2 skype: wedowr
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>>24059763
>>24072187
Do you have a kik or skype?
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>>24033799
>see this thread
>realize it's probably too late to post and get noticed
>tfw male generic weeb and probably wouldn't get noticed anyway
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me
>24
>curly hair
>beard
>love cartoons/western animation in general so much
>awful at video games but still like to play them
>puns
>all the puns
>autistic as fuck
>only know to overcome sad through humor
>like to draw
>does odd things, such as touching things a certain number of times
>likes vaporwave, pop, alternative, 80s, 90s, old-school rap
>of dubious racial origin
>chubby

her
>21-27
>likes vidya
>loyal
>likes cartoons
>okay with taking things slow
>loves to spend time with me
>opens up to me when something is bothering her
>doesn't push me when it comes to sex
>autistic as fuck
>doesn't shower smells a little
>wears hoodies
>can hold her own
>doesn't go around picking fights with random peeps
>likes to spend time with me
>browses imageboards
>doesn't emotionally abuse me
>is patient in general and if i tell her something's bothering me she asks me about it and we talk about it

one day right?
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Good morning everyone, hope this week will have a good start for you all.

>>24071746
thank you, feel free to share more pictures/nice content if you'd like, I like to collect and read things.

>>24072252
>being this pessimist while people that wrote from 5 days ago still lurk and check every post

Your post is the post that will pierce the heavens, but only if you actually make it.
Try to have more openness in giving time to talk with others and confidence in yourself people, or we're actually going for this ending. >>24047159
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>>24072335
forgot my skype holy shit
neetmancometh
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>>24064953
Hey, you sound pretty interesting. I would definitely like to get to know you better.

Kik: aralt1337
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Him
>22-28
>generally prefer dark hair
>would love anything but brown eyes
>someone who is willing to be friends first
>self-aware but also has the willpower to act on that self-awareness
>someone who tries very hard to be emotionally connected but not superficially, not fearful of getting hurt
>isn't afraid of criticism but also to criticize me or snap me out of my momentary delusions/bad panicky decisions
>intuitive with emotions and with behavior
>someone who is aware of their vices and obsessions
>someone fun, an ambivert
>someone open minded but not just for show
>a balanced view on life, meaning no edge. however no head in the clouds either
>an abstract thinker
>sometimes I wonder if i'd like someone who is very moral, and very dedicated/catering but i'm not sure if its really what i'd want
>a virgin or someone who doesn't mind being with a virgin with 0 experience in a relationship
>i'm generally very open. if you like what you read below add me anyway even if you don't meet anything on the list. I really don't know myself in a relationship yet
>actually read this entire thing and managed to not only resist cringing but is actually taking it seriously

me
>25
>brown curly hair, brown eyes
>I'm fat but i'm working on it (50 lbs so far)
>I try to have fun, love to tease
>interested in neuroscience/anthropology/psychology/epigenetics
>uneducated for the moment, late start in life
>ive noticed that im quick with words and retorts I love to criticize and commentate
>i'm not very shy online but I am irl because of how uncomfortable I am with my weight
>ive been told I have a very level head and see things in a sometimes disturbingly sharp reality
>ive found out a lot about health/fitness, been on an amazing streak for 8 months now
>would love to continue the rest of my weight loss journey with another mcfatty!
>I know french
>ive been called cold and aloof
>i write and its absolutely terrible
>I wear glasses but I want contacts

contact: pce2891 - skype
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Her
>around 5'6-5'8
>lives math and science
>loves philosophy
>likes to learn
>likes to read books
>very affectionate
>can hold a conversation (most of the time)
>likes to dress cute a lot.
>likes to hang out a lot
>likes to cuddle and be intimate
>looks cute in glasses
>red hair
>sexually open
>very kinky
>fun to be around
>at least 18-20 years old
>And in the Florida area, although this part isn't as important, it's a huge plus.

Kik is muhquarks


Me
>18 male
>living in Florida
>average body build/no abs though
>Consider myself to be attractive, been told I was cute.
>most of the qualities from the girl part above, besides the obvious ones that don't apply to me.

That's all I can think of rn, if interested kik me.
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her:

personality: chill and relaxed. okay with staying home and watching tv all day. doesn't have to be into playing videos games or have to have a lot in common with me because we should have our own interests. smoking weed is a plus.

physical: around my height 5'6, plus sized (not curvy) someone wide set. preferably bottom heavy, if that's a term. also someone mature 35-45.

contact: kik j0eriver
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>>24073022
>tfw brown eyes
You'll find someone, I'm sure.
Also, checked
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>>24054055
Any other contact info by chance? I have a chromebook so no Skype.
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>>24059763
I'd go for you, because I meet all those requirements.

Unfortunately, one day, a cop lied on his police report when I was resisting arrest due to an anxiety attack. He said I hit him twice and even faked the injury pictures, resulting in a felony on my record I did not want to fight in court. When 4 years in prison is up against you, you tend to just say fuck it and plead down for probation because it's always the cop's word against the defendant's in court--especially in America. And if you fight it and get found guilty by a jury (who wasn't even there), you get the maximum.

Sorry, I could have been the one. :(
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>>24072825
ID changed but nah, no point in posting really. I used to, but legit no one added me ever and there's no point in adding a female from here because they all get 200+ adds from everything that breathes and I honestly just don't stand out enough

I look at half the dudes here and I'm just not different enough to stand out and be unique enough to win the attraction game. All I really have going for me is looking a little like an anime character and making edgy TV static scribble art
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>>24073822
>tfw look like a cartoon character
>tfw draw shit art
>tfw no gf to draw shitty art with
>tfw dream girl is probably too real or too much expectations

i think i need to go sob or do something productive most likely the latter

i hope you find your dream girl brother
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>>24073022
I think I'm most of what you described, but I'm not looking for a relationship, I just like reading these for fun. Good luck finding someone, anon~
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Me
>6'5 White with brown hair and green eyes
>fat not chubby or bear mode
>extremely depressed with no self-esteem
>just a big fucking loser all around
>would help you with your problems and care about you and always be truthful

Her
>Biological female

I learned I can't have any more standards than that. And even that might be too much on 4chan.

If for some reason a fat ugly depressed loser gets you going or if you just want to be my friend my skype is nuzzlemybosom
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Him:
This can be flexible for the right guy
>Below 30ish
>Smart, can hold a conversation
>Not a manchild or weeaboo
>No mental illnesses or autism
>5'5+
>Not interested in flings or non serious relationships, hasn't slept around loads
>Interested in a more family oriented life
>Can be religious or atheist, just don't be militaristic about either
>Can be outgoing and take the lead
>Not overweight
>Kind
>Not into smoking, drinks and drugs
>Has some goals/aspirations/things to be passionate about in life

Me:
>Female, 18
>5'7
>Long brown hair, glasses (hope to get laser eye surgery in the future though)
>Atheist
>Slim
>Virgin, waiting until marriage
>Nerdy, gaming is my main hobby but I'm not obsessive or a weeaboo
>Interested in travel and languages
>Don't care much for makeup
>I like cooking (esp baking but I'm really into healthy eating so I don't get to do it much)
>Aspirations to be a more traditional kinda housewife

I wish I didn't have to deal with the dating game. I wish I could be settled down with a soulmate already.
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>>24074462
>not yuropean
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>>24073822
Even if they have 200+ ads, you shouldn't consider yourself defeated before it actually happens. Beside, it's not entirely your fault for that, it's important that they also don't add them all at once and that they get to properly know if the one that talks is just a dick or someone that can be decent.

Personally when I received very lackluster adds in the past I didn't think "Oh this person doesn't stand out", I just added and ended up talking a lot with said person. One single presentation message doesn't define one person. If the girl is shallow enough to ignore you for that reason, it wasn't worth it. Post about yourself, give it a try, both now and the next time. You never know.

>>24073969
Train your body and be more confident, then train your drawing skills, few hours per day. Constance and unlimited train will make you attain perfection.

>>24074462
>the dating game

You have right in calling it like that, because people approach it as something not serious and I dislike such approach.

Hope you 3 can find someone decent in this thread. And of course, that everyone else does.
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>>24074462
>doesn't want to deal with the dating "game"
>allows herself to be picky as fuck like all women
It's like memes are real.
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>>24074462
Do you have a means through which I can contact you? I fit your criteria more or less and you fulfill a lot of mine, so I might as well go for it.
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>>24074462
>check
>check
wow I fit all her qualities
>me:
>female
wow...what a letdown
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>>24074462
You sound too good to be true. Contact?
My skype and kik are bigphatpanda42

Some stuff about me so I'm not just some rando:
20yo
Like to think that I'm smart, generally surround myself with smarter-than-average people
College student majoring in Engineering
Don't sleep around
Would enjoy a family-oriented life
Outgoing once I get to know you better
Athletic and fairly in shape, not quite /fit though
I care for anyone important to me
Don't like drinking and don't do drugs
Plenty of goals in life
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>>24074557
More ID fuckery, I'm the first guy.

I guess the problem is though, is that I've never actually had anyone care about me, and I have no idea how to "win" against all the other men competing for a girl's attention and make her like me more, when I don't have all that much over them all.
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>>24074557
Thanks, man. Same to you.

>>24074594
Sorry, hope that you can find a guy.

>>24074581
Post your Skype?

>>24074571
Oh cmon. This is an *ideal* mate thread and my requirements basically boil down to:
>Don't be fat, elderly or abnormally short
>Mental normality
>Share my interests and lifestyle
But nah, you and r9k are right. I, like all women, am only ever on the prowl for the most alpha of 10/10 genetically perfect chads.
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>>24074700
My Skype is LargeManeOnPlane
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Me:
>25 year old lad
>5'10 Long Hair
>Overeducated
>Speak 3 languages natively. Can handle myself in a few others.
>Quite the day dreamer
>Enjoy silliness
>Have a 60 kg dog
Her:
>Has brain & can relax
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>>24074462
>only female who is into both waiting for sex and video games
>tfw weeb

end my life
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>>24074557
>train your body
why should i change my appearance for someone they should accept me just as i accept them, your heart was in the right place though
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>>24074462
Alright. I fit the vague description, and you seem nice. My kik is whyamievendoingthis
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First of all, to get it out of the way, it would by nice if there was someone who didn't mind knowing that it kills me that I'm not a girl a lot of the time and that I might even do something about it under the right conditions. Furthermore I would appreciate someone who was protective and supporting. I can have rather passionate views on very specific, strange things, but most of the time I like someone to tell me what's what. My dream girl/boy would hopefully also share my interest in movies, books and video games. I just love all kinds of stories. I would also appreciate if they understood and rooted for me in my writing pursuits as well. I will get a job when I have to, but I'm not going to stop doing this for hours every day until someone is paying me to do it. Finally, it's very important to me that the dream boy/girl is loyal and lives up to their promises. I have been betrayed by a lot of people.
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>>24073822
Ngl that's edgy af
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>>24074462
If you don't mind that I'm 29, send me an email, and I'll reply when I get home from work: [email protected]
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>>24069949
Sure, how do I contact u?
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>>24075351
I know but I get bored as fuck at work so I just pump out static things
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>>24034206

I think I meet those criteria! :p
My Skype is hazzainius
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>>24039040

Skype?
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>>24075372
Toss me your skype/kik? [email protected]
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Warning: I dont care if you are into asian guys, but if your hobbies include excessive K-POP and K-Drama please skip

Her:
>18~23 any racial background
>Preferably shorter than 5"10
>Tattoo/piercing/dyed hair huge+
>I go to the gym, so should you
>Intellectually on par and actively engaged with world events
>Enjoys banter
>Can handle teasing
>In school/full-time job or pursuing their goal
>Preferably geeky, enjoys vidya, just slightly weeby
>Into clothing/fashion*
>Dont care who you support politically, as long as you can back it up rationally

Self:
>18, Male, Korean, college student
>5"10 thinner lean side
>Extroverted introvert (oxymoron I know)
>Heavily invested in clothing/fashion
>Frequent clubber, enjoy social gatherings (parties, conventions, lan parties, etc)
>Sounds pretentious but graduated top of class and full-ride scholarship to a respectable uni
>Cardio maniac from doing varsity track/crosscountry. (hiking/rockclimbing/running)
>Gym goer but not for heavy lifting
>Love to tease and take jabs, need someone who can not take them seriously
>Vidya that involves people instead of solo play (League/overwatch)


I'm an atheist and support greenparty/Bernie Sanders so if thats a deal breaker dont bother.
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>>24075374

Strangely I get that a lot.
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>>24074675
Well, I cared enough to tell you this. One human being of female gender is probably going to care enough about you and what unique qualities you have or can offer with a bit of support and a good relationship. I'd take my advice and try anon.

>>24074737
Just to further explain: my heart wanted to convey that I want you to feel better about yourself and dedicate yourself to some passions and focusing on those rather than a partner. It wasn't to try and appeal to someone else, it was to have you appear appealing to yourself.

>>24075192
You should leave a contact anon, I like that you described yourself in a longer way. It's what I used to do before surrendering to people skipping the text entirely unless it was greentexted (a very huge disappointment in humanity and it's lack of communication at that)

>>24075451
>>24075372
Glad you guys ended up contacting each other.

(but next time just leave a contact directly, even if it's email. And girls, write to those email addresses, I'm tired of hearing males adding me and lamenting that they have to make a kik or skype address because they never get written to their posted email. Where has the effort to find your ideal mate gone?)


Might be because I haven't talked much these days, with my mind on other problems to be solved. But I feel like kinda sharing that it's somewhat interesting still to try and talk with new people from here. What mostly surprises me is that most of the times there is a lack of care and politeness, as well as too much detachment. I think the "game" condition of this trying to date-attempts is really more of a forceful blockade that people get instead of opening themselves even when it's safe to do so. In a way, even though I've used the thread mostly for friendship purposes, it's kind of sad, because I would like to find again people with whom I start a good friendship right away, with trust and building to know each other and stay as good friends.
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I haven't posted in these threads in a few years and thank fucking CHRIST the age of those shitty image macros are over

Her
>21+
>Northeast US
>average/fit/whatever
>enjoys getting drunk frequently
>love of campy 80's horror
>not heavily into video games
>relaxed, carefree
>non-clingy, independent and confident

Me
>21/Philadelphia
>6', average weight, large build
>dominant
>passion for horror movies, movies in general (but mostly horror)
>loves playing sports, specifically basketball
>love of beer, moderately heavy drinker
>cooking
>good sense of humor, easy going

reply for contact
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>>24075538

i'm a guy by the way
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>>24074462
hm, seem to fit your criteria, my skype is "thebertminister" if you wanna chat :)
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>>24075557

I'm completely unsure! I think my idea was that if I said anything, you would say more.

Are you an INTJ? I don't think other types say "statistically determined optimal response" nor "incidentally" that quickly in a convo. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, nevermind.
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>>24074700
>Mental normality
>4chan
>Not high standards
Wut?
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>>24059763
I really hope you come back on here. I was made for you.
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>>24075673

I'm old-fashioned.
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>>24075694

Dilemmata! Well, I don't know if I want to post my Skype. We seem to have reached an impasse. Although fine. If anyone wants to add me on Skype, it's bereavedchalk!
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Him:
>18-23
>taller than me (5'11+)
>not a skeleton or a fatass
>i don't really care for eye color but blue eyes are my weakness
>piercings/tattoos (the more the better)
>broad shoulders
>jawline sharp enough to kill a man
>nice smile
>beard
>preferably European or at least lives in Europe
>smoker (drinks occasionally, soft drugs are okay)
>NOT a weeb freak
>loves horror movies
>loves animals (but is also a crazy cat person)
>confident
>intelligent
>nerd-ish
>has lots of interests, hobbies
>calm, patient
>respectful and well-mannered
>HONEST, open, direct
>sarcastic, witty
>adventurous, spontaneous, a dare devil
>extroverted but would like some nights in
>has a good sense of style
>has a secret cheesy hopeless romantic side
>has something that he's passionate about (if you're good at what you do, i'll fall in love i tell ya, i'm THAT easily amused)
>has an interesting music taste
>is a good cook or at least is trying to be
>is willing to be my best friend
>kinky, dominant in bed
>big, girthy dick lelelele
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>>24074462

>Decade below 30
>Not Overweight
>Goals/Aspirations
>Lack of Autism

Oy vey; here I am

skype:alaskanmailedmutt
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>>24045893

Hey! Wanna get in touch?
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>>24047231

My Skype is hazzainius :3
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>>24075734
>No self description
>No contact details
>Just lots of demands
>Can't even tell if you're a faggot
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>>24049587

Definitely!
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>>24050661

My Skype is hazzainius

Sorry for the spam guys, should have scrolled down more >.<
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Broken loser guy here

I just want a girl or guy to dominate me, spit on me and make me worship their feet
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>>24075694
>>24075683
>>24075673
>>24075576
>>24075728
>these two made me actually wonder if they would end up exchanging contact or I would have to exort them to do it
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>>24075775
lol, if someone fits the criteria can leave me a reply, it's no big deal
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>>24075819

Hey, I just wasn't on Skype currently! I was going to accept you later. Now that it's apparently all a deception, I'm not so sure anymore. Bah!
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>>24075826
>>24075819
>doing cute mutual shitposting instead of communicating directly on Skype
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I'm off for the day, with the hope that the person that posted the reading of Call of Cthulhu will post again. As always my contacts are in the second post, right after the OP.

Wish you guys a goodnight, be sure to communicate with the people you add and always be considerate.
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>>24075795
That's still quite a few criteria though. You particularly strict on all of them? Because now I'm just goddamn curious.
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>>24047231
kik: misutakodoku
skype: stratacastermaster
snap: stratacaster
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I want to see this >>24059763 & this >>24072187 person have a go. lol honest
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>>24075864

I have no idea what that means. But I'll accept you anyway for the effort! Also we'll shut up now >>24075840 :(
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>>24039197
I too am an INTP (the clear master race)
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>>24053740
I'll try one more time and see if you're still around
Kik is new.m00n
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>>24075881
So do I! (Same guy poster, on cell phone now)
Thanks for the bump btw.
I've been checking back fucking hourly. Lmao.

When I was first reading this I felt like someone that knew me personally was writing it describing me to see if I would ever notice. Then I realized that's most likely not the case, and this girl is probably a random but is looking for exactly who I am.
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Her:

>Likes talking
>Gamer
>Knows the difference between You're and Your
>Less than 30
>Kinky and dominant
>banter

Me:

>18 Male
>Gamer
>Welsh
>Kinky and submissive
>is cat noir
>BANTER

Skype is hazzainius
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>>24076357
np anon, i'm rooting for you
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Bumping the thread from last page.
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>>24075881
Same here. Which is why I think >>24076357 should leave a skype, a kik and an email, and that girl should attempt to write. They seem made in heaven, but even if they aren't, missing the chance of talking with someone decent is bad in my opinion.

>>24077277
>>24077280
How did you manage not to find someone by going to /pol/, shitpost randomly, and try to get the contact of someone else to discuss things?
Just written properly what you want here instead of deleting posts and you'll find plenty too probably.
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