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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Run by performers, for performers (a

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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Run by performers, for performers (and the people that love them)!

Welcome to the wonderful land of dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut, shenanigans and hijinks, all recorded and posted right here. This is the perfect place to fulfill fantasies and have fun.

The key here is to have fun! Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies or just look for requests on the thread.

It helps to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)! This way people will be able to keep up to date with your work, and request more!!
And if you sing please put the title on it.
If you’re a new girl, have fun coming up with a thread name so that we can all welcome you <3 This is a warm and welcoming environment for performers and audiophiles alike.

All content is welcome and encouraged, though there are some things to keep in mind, to keep the thread running smoothly!
>If your script is super long, it will help to put it into a pastebin (http://pastebin.com), this makes it more accessible and less intimidating.
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contact fagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer. We’re here to be your fantasy girl, by asking for contact info and pictures, you may be shattering the illusion we all love to create.
>Refrain from spamming the thread, it’s not fun for anyone.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply, as per usual.
>Please be civil towards the people, nobody likes a butthead.
>No one is entitled to get their request done, which really sucks, but the best way to try and get your request done is to write up a script, whether they’re guidelines, or a detailed script.
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>>24029251
From: >>23990709
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>>24029251
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW (This has almost all the scripts, of every genre that you could imagine! It also contains links from past and present performers.

AUDIO HOSTING SITES (These are the most efficient sites for uploading your audios):
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING:
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE:
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs, FSA tested, performer approved!

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

THREAD PANELS
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
Other Panels: http://imgur.com/a/nmCe3
Honey's Thread Panels: http://imgur.com/a/2sdlR
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OP this was suggested in the last thread and it's my favorite (I'm not the guy that made it)

also thanks for all the people who said I wasn't creepy last thread, I was messed up last night

I guess I'll copy all the stuff that hasn't been done yet

stay cute stay little, you girls are my best friends
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>lines from hard candy

Don't make threats while you're still tied down

Nothing is yours when you invite a teenage girl into your home

That's actually what I was thinking... what the FUCK are YOU DOING

so when I'm ready I'll call a cab and call another one to let you out

Stop. Don't do that to yourself. Stop. Don't do that to yourself. (choking back tears) Stop. Stop.

Aaron told me you did it before he killed himself.

If I left you with one you'd be walking around crooked all the time

I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed

You put the noose around your neck, you end this whole game. I will still clean up all the evidence, your running out of time!

How far does she live?

(Angry voice) ...or not.
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>rekt
[this is more of a prompt. elaborate with as many tangents over personal fantasies as you want]

I want to get wrecked... I want you to destroy me. Slap my face, slap my titties, throw me against the wall, tie me up and spank me, anything. I'm all yours. Just this tiny young girl, barely 5 feet tall, I got all dressed up for you in my skirt and piggytails... I'm just a 95 pound school girl, I know you can pick me up with one arm if you wanted, throw me around, grab my legs and flip me over if you want. Bite me, squeeze my tiny titties and bite my fucking nipples... do whatever you want. Gag me with your cock till my makeup runs, fuck me so hard I can't walk straight, and leave me laying there with a face full of your cum
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>>24029322
Honestly, I don't think that shows up well enough in catalog. And my opinion differed.
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bad grades lead to a spanking http://pastebin.com/5jSaVJSm
(daddy daughter, young teen)
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>>24029251
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?*
As a performer, we all know how nerve racking it can be to post your first audio, but don’t be scared. At FSA we love getting new girls, and encourage everyone to give it a try!

Are you unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
Or you could do something naughty and masturbate/moan for us? <we all love that>
Or if you’d like, you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
You could also always try these:

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

If the New Girl questions are too much for you, feel free to try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS (These are very useful!!): http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording (These are super helpful!!): http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

FSA FAQ: http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

Master List of Performer Names 2012-Present: http://pastebin.com/UH2bXPxz

Also are you returning to us? Yay! But if you want to do it under a different name, OP will not blow your cover. You don't even have to ask. I can't speak for the rest of 4chan, but I believe in second chances.
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To the girls who like doing daughter/loli/etc, I want to hear you talk about why it turns you on so much, what you like and how bad you want to be a little girl for a perverted guy

best thing would be if you masturbated and explored your fantasies and your dark side
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Could someone do a martial arts femdom improv? Literally anything is fine
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Requesting an anal fap session
Just play with the dildo/vibrator in your ass
Talk about fantasies or just masturbate
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http://chirb.it/zkCedC (warmed up for big brother)
>>24029331
http://chirb.it/5GIkKD tried my best ^^'
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>>24029251
FSA BINS
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SEXUAL

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
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Evening guys, I hope everyone has had a nice day today.
I noticed Summer asked for a whispering script, so I wrote a brief one to let her (and anyone else interested) decide if she wants to try it: http://pastebin.com/1NXiUUCX

By the way Sum, I don't know if you have checked the messages on your chirbit, the offer to talk is still valid. I'd be happy to have another friend from Germany, and am relatively free to talk this summer (though very busy so far, still have to write many other scripts after solving other problems), but I think it would be nice to try and improve my German directly, especially since after the course ended I'm going to study by myself and look for a job primarily.
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>>24029251
"I'm Such a Little Slut for You" by Entrechat

"I'm such a little slut for you. I know you love it when I admit it to you. I know it makes you want me. And I love it when you want me. I fucking love it. I'm your slut. I'm your fucking little whore. And you know I'll do anything you want me to do. You can tie me down. Strap me to the bed. Make me helpless. God I love that. Helpless and completely yours to touch... to use... to fuck. God I love it when you treat me that way. I'm your filthy little slut and I want you.

Do you want me to call you Sir? I know you love that. I know what it does to you. I know it makes you hard. I want you to fuck me, Sir. I want you to tie me down and treat me as your filthy little cockslut. Fuck I want that. Use me. Take whatever you want, I need it. Can you see how wet I am? I'm so fucking turned on right now. Don't make me beg. I know you love it when I beg. Just fuck me, please Sir. Fuck this wet little cunt of mine.

Do you want me to masturbate for you Sir? Is that what you want? Do you want to see me come for you? Do you want me to show you just what a fucking little slut I am? Because I'm so fucking wet. Look... can you see..? Maybe if I open my thighs wider... there, look... can you see how much I want you? It feels so fucking good when I stroke myself... just like this... ohhhh fuck... is that what you want? Do you want me to fucking come for you? Maybe if I push my fingers inside... fuck... like this... ohhh god yes... fuck that feels good... do you like that Sir? Do you like it when I fuck my wet little cunt for you? I need to come, Sir. Will you let me come? Will you let your little slut come for you? Ohhh fuck yes... thank you Sir... ohh thank you... watch me Sir... watch me masturbate... ohhh god... watch me come for you... ohhh fuck... fuck I'm so close... yess... ohh fuck yes.... fuck I'm gonna come...

*improvise to orgasm*
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>>24029505
oh my god summer I love your accent, those were both sooooo cute
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>>24029505
>http://chirb.it/zkCedC (warmed up for big brother)
That was wonderful and so fucking hot! Mmmm... I like a little sister getting all frothy. Care to try a classic that wasn't designed to be whispered, >>24029532
but whisper it anyway?
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>>24029388
Improv is a complicated process. The performer has to synthesize your idea(s) with her own experience and imagination. Some of our performers are excellent at improv and can work from very little, but not even the most accomplished can work with nothing. The more detailed you make your request, the more likely it is to get done.
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>>24029565
okay, thanks for the advice
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>>24029569
No problem. Even a bulleted list of things you want to hear, lines, concepts, actions, basic story stuff like setting and plot.

Keep this question in your mind: What do you want to hear her say?
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>>24029505
I think the first one is really nice, you really enter into the character after the first seconds, and your voice is nice as always.

The second one is also interesting, I like how you put emphasis on the words and switch tone easily. It's the first time I hear this script done, but I think it came out fine.

>>24029388
Hmm, I might trying writing one, since I was thinking writing another one related to MMA (my training is the culprit for that). DieMond had done one of my scripts, which is not exactly Martial Arts, but it's kind of gymnastics/assertive. Let's see if I can find it back...

http://chirb.it/pp7crM this one.
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>>24029505
Hi Summer, so glad you appeared again! I love your voice.

Here is a script that lends itself to whispering.
[sweet][bro/sis incest]http://pastebin.com/QxPzvjqB
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>>24029514
I haven't checked my messages sorry. I have exams coming up but after that I'll try to reply and help you with your German!

>>24029538
aw thank youu
>>24029548
here ya go
mumbled a bit tho sorry haha
http://chirb.it/cfvCz8

>>24029611
Thank you c:

>>24029640
>>24029514
I'll do those scripts next time perhaps, too tired to do sound effects atm
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>>24029322
>>24029339
>Honestly, I don't think that shows up well enough in catalog

Thanks anon-guy, it's ok we're all pervs here.

As for it not showing up, imo it mostly works (see mockup) due to being unlike the others which have high contrast. If you have a wall of busy colors and objects, and 1 area that is empty, that empty area is what'll attract the eye.

>yes I know all the rules I listed last thread were completely ignored on that example...

That and I'm assuming VK is OP again, and as great as he is, he's an art retard.

<3 Ollie
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Could anyone do me a solid and read this for me?
Yeah, it's a weird request, I know.
But I just need it in my life, please.
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>>24029799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DBf6LgZ0T7
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>>24029799
http://chirb.it/dLD941
tried it as well
going to watch dexter now, goodnight everyone!
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>>24029251
FSA's Authors*
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AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
VILMON http://pastebin.com/ihcAPmkG
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
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>>24028331
Honestly I think I'm a weak person, I try to just assume everyone's gone through much worse things than I have.


(Mittens here)
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>>24029998
We've all gone through shit, Mittens. All of us to varying degrees. But if you're still here and haven't taken the coward's way out, you're strong enough.
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>>24029998
HI MITTENS
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>>24029768
>>24029872

>I have exams coming up but after that I'll try to reply and help you with your German!

Oh I didn't know about your exams, I had thought chirbit wasn't delivering them. We can talk more later on, no worries, but I hope I don't sound like wanting to use you for the language, I do care about the friends part. I hope your exams go well c:
Have a goodnight and take care.

>>24029799
Is this bastard (hwang youngchan)? I hope things are good in your life at the moment anon.

>>24029854
Hmm I've heard this voice before already, mind if I ask which is your name/nickname? I'm slowly trying to learn who is who here yet.

>>24029962
These are those I wrote if you'd like to add them (I didn't find them):

Romantic 1
http://pastebin.com/wXh5yiv1

Romantic 2
http://pastebin.com/EK8qP5E9

Vocal Messages and JOI
http://pastebin.com/buDRgCV6

Lesbian
http://pastebin.com/pikvkq3w

Corrupting/sharing script I had written for DieMond after she posted her bdsmtest results:
http://pastebin.com/x0jaFq2E

Maybe I should decide on a name, it's gonna take a bit probably.

>>24029998
>I try to just assume everyone's gone through much worse things than I have.

I do that as well, but more than a weak person I think you are considerate in your own way toward others, and suffering from hardships gives you better empathy than many others.
Also hello Mittens. I don't really know you since I'm relatively new here, but will be sure to explore your chirbit a bit later. Hope you're having a better day so far.
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>>24030009
Yeah yeah. Idk. I just always feel bad for acting like I've been through a lot.
>>24030011
HI FRIEND
>>24030039
Howdy n welcome to FSA!


Here y'all. Have a recording of me rambling about makeup and being a DWEEB
http://chirb.it/drq2sD
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Do any girls have any comforting uplifting stuff because I am so sad right now
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Zantosa, did you want more live from laserdome? I seem to remember that you asked for more but also that your backlog was big.

>>24030071
>Yeah yeah. Idk. I just always feel bad for acting like I've been through a lot.
For what it's worth I said nearly exactly this to my brain problems doctor and she recommended that I not do that.
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>>24030039
>Hmm I've heard this voice before already, mind if I ask which is your name/nickname? I'm slowly trying to learn who is who here yet.

Not sure I wanna commit enough to establish a name just yet
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>>24030095
Here ya go. I hope It helps!

Attempting to be comforting:
http://chirb.it/qnN5nc
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>>24030102
Eh. I dunno. Usually if I'm talking about my "issues" I'm trying to empathize with someone. I always end up feeling silly and try to push my feelings to the side as best as I can, if they have issues, too.
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>>24030144
>>24030154
can you take the slut girl survey? it's in the slut thread
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>>24030158
Post a link or post the survey. Nobody should have to go through the forest of cocks that is /soc
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>>24030171
fair enough

link to survey: >>24018675
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>>24029251
Hey I have a YouTube channel and I need lines done by a chick, barely 10k subs, anyone interested? I'll give you credit in the description bar, also it's extremely lewd
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>>24030176
What's the YouTube channel?
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>>24030144
In secrets
>>24028942
>>24028946
>>24028988
I feel even more pathetic for linking you but right now I am so scared of the future because I don't know what or how to do with myself
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>>24030154
I mean, saying "Oh everyone you know is dead well I know what that's like because my butt is sad" is a fuck up but so is "None of my feelings matter because someone on the planet is worse off than me" is too. I'll listen to the audio when I'm at home to avoid talking out of my ass so much though.
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>>24030180
Murdoch murdoch, if you're a /pol/ack you'd probably know me
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I need to catch up on the latter half of last thread still buuut a dump of my most recent scripts.

Wincest - Little Sister's Accidental Incest Blowjob (incest, rape, oral, cumplay)
http://pastebin.com/gz5L4Bye

Script - Unacknowledged Phone Sex With Tsundere Sister (incest, brother/sister, tsundere, foot, degradation)
http://pastebin.com/pQVeErrj

Script - Unacknowledged Phone Sex With Tsundere Sister (incest, brother/sister, tsundere, foot, degradation)(Big Sister Version)
http://pastebin.com/4EzgQLJM

Script - Raped By Twitch Chat (rape, mindrape, public, blackmail, exhib, humiliation, crying)
http://pastebin.com/b870TfaB

Script - Wouldn't It Be Hot If We Raped Your Sister? (incest, rape, rape fantasy, exhib, roleplay)
http://pastebin.com/VeebzMpx

Script - Wouldn't It Be Hot If We Raped Your Sister? - 2 (incest, brother/sister, rape, cuckquean, exhib, roleplay)
http://pastebin.com/t4Gyab9K

Script - I'm A Worthless Anal Whore (degradation, pussy spanking, anal, pain, rape)
http://pastebin.com/nGTVHaRC

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>some pip-type ageplay scripts

Script - Foreign Exchange Student (ageplay, ddlg, foreign language, implied incest, implied les, virginity)
http://pastebin.com/usJFz2dc

Script - Gamer Girl Audio Gangbang (ageplay, exhib, threats)
http://pastebin.com/KKnTZJEh

Script - Blackmailing Sex Offender Neighbor (ageplay, blackmail, rape, oral, femdom, exhib, mff)
http://pastebin.com/NE0JR8es

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>Female Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/9anGZJ5i

>Extreme Ageplay Scripts
http://pastebin.com/GdAxK9Eh
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>>24030158
>>24030171
>>24030175
Slut survey
http://chirb.it/415LG9
>>24030194
Nah I get you I just feel shitty for feeling shitty lol
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>>24029769
FSA is supposed to be a place where all can contribute. When someone goes around making "rules" and criticizing anything that they didn't make it kinda ruins that. Just let everyone try to help out, focus on being happy with your own contributions, and whoever happens to make the thread can decide what they like instead of you trying to tell everyone else what's good or bad, yeah?
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>>24030190
I hope this helps!
http://chirb.it/abGEzh
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>>24030314
would you maybe wanna skype with me :3
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>>24030321
Why would you wanna do a silly thing like that
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>>24030355
>>24030355
because you sound super cute
and you like anal

basically we're now soulmates
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>>24029998
You've been though a lot I think.
And I don't think anyone could compare two different lifes. You've made good things, and I think you've made good decisions thanks to your mistakes. You should be proud of you.

And look at all the people you're making happy here with your voice. You're a good person, you look like at least.
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>>24030190
JBU is actually good advice, just not immediately. You can gain the ability to fake happiness for the benefit of others by not JBUing, but you'll never date someone you actually like without JBUing. Yes, this involves additional difficulty because you have to tell people to go fuck themselves every second of every day, but every other strat fails.
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>>24030382
I thought this was a really cute n sweet post until k realized it was directed towards me. Thank you I think but it's just hard to accept
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>>24030399
I can really understand that. I felt like you until a few months ago. I don't really know you, and will probably never do, but you should think about all the people you're helping here.

Sorry, it must sadden you. And thanks for your recording by the way.
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DIRTY TALKING PHRASE CHALLENGE II (2 FLAVORS)

Dominant

Get down there and lick my pussy

Tell me how good that pussy tastes/how wet I am/how hard I've made your cock

Keep going, suck that clit/lick that pussy/fuck me ... harder/faster/slower/gentler

Keep going, make me come with your mouth/tounge/cock

Look me in the eyes; I'm gonna suck that cock so good... but I want you to beg me for it/but if you look away I stop

Get behind me/on top/on your knees and fuck my pussy till I come

You like it? You like that tight/wet/hot/little pussy? Tell me how much you love it.

Lick this clean, baby/[his name] (finger yourself then hold out your hand... hot!)

Stand up and fuck my face/mouth/pussy

Give me that cum, I want to taste it

That's it baby/[his name], good job, keep working that pussy/cock

Submissive

I want to/please can I suck your cock?

Oh god, fuck me harder/don't stop/give me that cock

Baby/[his name], oh god, I'm gonna come, I'm coming!/can I come?

Oh god, I can't take it, oh don't stop! please don't stop!

My pussy's so wet/you feel so huge/fill me up with that cock!

Fuck me baby/love/[his name], use me like your dirty/filthy/good little girl

I want to feel you come inside me/fill me up/fuck me raw!

Fuck my pussy/do whatever you want to me/fuck me however you want, I want/need it bad!

Oooh, you're so big/huge/good, you're making me wet/come/shake

Fuck me harder/faster, make my tits bounce!
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>>24030399
guess that's a no for skyping

thanks for doing my survey request though
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>>24030434
Eh. I'm overall not like this. Just a weird night. FSA makes me nervous.
>>24030449
Lol. I mean I can give you my email and if I feel comfortable we can exchange skypes. I just feel weird with FSA idk.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<| "PICK A NUMBER!" THE TRANSCRIBED BIN CHALLENGE |>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Pick a number between 1 and 38 and then do that number's script in here:

http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc

Option-Use: http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html
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>>24029251
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AROUSAL DESCRIPTION CHALLENGE

The goal of this challenge is to describe for us an average masturbation session in as much detail as possible. Start out in a turned off or sexually neutral state and describe for us the kinds of things you do to yourself to get turned on for an average masturbation session as you're doing them. Once you're good and turned on (describing as you go how your body responds to you arousing yourself) proceed to masturbate all the while describing what you're doing, how it makes you feel, and how your body is responding in turn.

BE AS DESCRIPTIVE AS POSSIBLE! The more luscious tantalizing insight into how your body responds the better it will be.
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>>24030461
>I can give you my email
that'll work swell!

also are you still taking recording requests?
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>>24030483
Eh yeah sort of. It really just depends on the recording and how comfortable I am. I'm still just awkward as fuck idk h elp me.

[email protected]
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>>24030461
Oh, I was afraid of me making your day bad.
I hope you can relax.

By the way, I'm very curious, so if anything happen in your life (and you are comfortable to speak about it), could you make a record explaining what happened?

I would love to hear more slices of life of people here.
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>>24030496
Oh just more stuff? You heard me other recording about more personal things right? I posted it in the last thread
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>>24030314
(it's the same guy my id changed tho) \
wow I did not expect you to do all that. thanks. you are such a patient person.
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>>24030501
Yeah, and I really like that kind of things.
I don't want to miss any recordings about personal things, so whenever I see one, I listen it.
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>>24030526
Oh okay. Well I do have quite a bit here and there on my chirbit!
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>>24030521
Not a problem!!! :) I hope it helped in some sort of way <3
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>>24030547
>>24030551
would you ever hook up with someone from 4chan
if so, recording of what happened?

also do you ever go into the dick rating thrads
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>>24030563
I haven't and no because I figured most of the dudes are gay in there
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>>24029768
That was a great version of Slut4U! I love your whispering. This challenge might be right up your alley.

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PILLOW TALK CHALLENGE

Pillow talk is when you wake up in the arms of the man you love and you can't believe how wonderful everything is, especially him and you want to tell him so. So, maybe it starts off murmuring endearments, or just declaring everything you like about him or telling him how great he is, how wonderful he is to make love to, all the beautiful wonderful things he does that make you love him so much.

This can be whispered, murmured, or just quietly said, but you should appear like you're right next to the person you are talking to. On the same pillow, even.

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>>24030586
Meow meow, meow?
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>>24030603
Wh-what yes meow
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>>24030624
Would you be interested in doing one of the porn commentaries one of the other chicks around here does? Just pick something you'd fap to and just say your thoughts out-loud type of thing.
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>>24030655
I wouldn't be able to since I do my recordings through the chirbit app and both can't be played/recorded at once
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>>24030684
Aw, that sucks
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>>24030684
Seemed to have misplaced a few scripts I wrote. Can you do a quick over-the-top porn-star style moaning/dirty talk? If not cheers anyway m8
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>>24030684
Did you check your throwaway email? sent a email to you.
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>>24031091
Can't tell if talking about a cat?
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>>24031107
It's a poem. All a poem ever says is, "I am" Don't analyze the fucking thing. Just take it in. But poems are better spoken, so maybe wait until someone does it and listen to it.
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I dont know how creepy macrophile stuff is to any of you, but could someone pretend like they found a male Borrower? Comment on how cute it is they have all this survival gear made out of junk draw stuff, how cool it is they're so small, ask what they were going to "borrow", ect.
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Zantosa establishing!

Ever have one of those days where everything pisses you off?


>>24030190
http://chirb.it/EMg9Cb

>>24030102
It's fine. Worst Case Scenario I hang on to it for a while before doing it.


>>24030176
>>24030198

Can't promise anything til I know what the lines are! But I know who you are, kinda. Would be fun to bring shame on my hippie family.


Here's a script someone emailed me.

Pedo Pornstar JOI
http://chirb.it/qJgJ3s
Mommy, daughter, incest, extreme ageplay, etc.

It's almost midnight here. I'm gonna shoot for in bed by 2pm, might record a few more things.

I love ultraviolence, nerd bullshit, incest, and ageplay. I do whatever looks most fun at the time. I'm a switch. I guess I tend to alternate between sub and dominant recordings on the same day without meaning to.
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>>24031259
Sorry. I'll leave.
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>>24031156
>>24031259
I don't know how many people read this as a child, I did, and I'm old as fuck. So maybe some more reference is necessary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Borrowers

We used to have a performer, AG3, who's major fetish was being a 4 inch tall girlfriend. Or something like that. However, it seems you understand that this is a not a well known fetish, so you might be asked to provide a script.


>>24031312
Don't . Someone may be into this. But read my whole post
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>>24031312
dude we literally had this girl go on for 18 minutes about being tentacle raped
and I don't say that to make fun on her, I love her
the point I'm making is that nothing is too weird, unusual, or extreme for this place, and kink-shaming is against thread rules
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>>24031294
>Ever have one of those days where everything pisses you off?
HOHOHOHOHO. Fuck yeah! This wasn't one of them but one day after work all I wanted see and hear was a brick smashing a large picture window.
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>>24031312
You better not
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>>24031091
>>24031120
http://chirb.it/4emFHe
>>24031107
I think it's kinda interesting that you thought of a cat. You and your cat probably have a good relationship. Kudos.

>>24031156
I remember those books!

It's okay if one person doesn't like your kink, btw. Someone will. >>24031318
This basically.


>>24031311
I've done a lot of scifi/fantasy and tabletop game themed stuff. There is at least one person who keeps sending me scripts. I'd be willing to hear other suggestions.

>>24031323
I came home, angrily cleaned the kitchen my housemates never clean, and dug into my stash of angry female singers. For some reason "gunpowder and lead" was my rage song of the day. I would very much like to throw all the dirty dishes out the second story window, then find someone who will let me scratch them with my fingernails and draw blood. Can't do either of those things tonight, though.
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>>24031294
> Pedo Pornstar JOI

Hi Zantosa! I hope recording porn for pedophiles turns your day around!

I've been requesting these three for about a week now. You've probably seen them.

If you're angry this one might be fun to do.

[ageplay][mom/dad/daughter incest]http://pastebin.com/hHM3sBuX

That's an edited version because I didn't want to upload these lines onto pastebin.

Immediately after this line:
> [calmer/remembering]...and Fathers day, stuff like that.
add this: "She has been coming home from kindergarten every day and fucking her dad like some kind of sex addict?"

And after this line:
> Well you fucking earned it I guess.
"Actually I earned most of it, your daddy just likes little girls way too much."

And at the very end add this:
" [turning to husband] And you. We are going to talk about how much sex is appropriate for five year olds."

Here are the other two unfilled requests I have been floating.

[sweet][bro/sis incest]http://pastebin.com/QxPzvjqB

[casual][mom/son/daughter incest]http://pastebin.com/MSesCXb9
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>>24031338
>Can't do either of those things tonight, though.
There's still hope. I haven't broken that window you, but I think it's only a matter of time before I get the opportunity.
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>>24031294
Well I'm taking a trip so I won't likely start until a few days from now, so I will be the weak link, not you.

also how much ultraviolence
examples
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>>24029532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iAwprn5IGr

First attempt at doing anything audio. Sorry for the horrible background noise, and I just got over being sick so my nose is still really stuffy.
Criticism welcome. c:
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>>24031355
Hope you get better. Eat some oranges or any tasty fruits, it should flush away any germs remaining.
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>>24031355
Welcome! You did that so very, very well! You have inspired me to establish.
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>>24031338
>one person who keeps sending me scripts

heyo
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Whisper script
"Warmed Up for _________"
http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
Line 144 Daddy version
Line 151 Big Brother version

Other Panels: http://imgur.com/a/nmCe3
Honey's Thread Panels: http://imgur.com/a/2sdlR

VK Establishing

My Scripts in chronological order with descriptions and sometimes tags.
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS

RECENT WORK

Where most of my captions end up, if they don't become full scripts
http://pastebin.com/iMURCrZ2

UNDONE
“The Night We Explored” by VK
[MFF][ MF][Female Cuckold][Mild Domme][Polyamory][Beginnings]
A lesbian couple decides to help a close friend by being more realistic lesbian porn for him. All three people will learn something new about themselves and never forget the night they explored each other.
http://pastebin.com/9a2JV8kF

Landlord’s Foot Slave 1: After the Marathon 1/2 By VK
[F4M][FFFM] [Femdom] [footplay][sweaty feet and socks]
http://pastebin.com/edit/kteSetxK
Line 449 and

DONE BUT OTHER VERSIONS ALWAYS WELCOME

Tay-Tay Relaxes In Her Favorite Way
Who would believe that a big star like her fantasizes about being a sub, and fucking her fans while wearing cute costumes, and uses her money and power to make it happen.
[F4M][Femsub][Costume][Celebrity][Fantasy][Taylor Swift}
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
Line 682

"Dressing Room Surprise" JOI
[Romantic][roleplay][genie costume]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
(Line 44)

"The Beast in You" [MF][Roleplay][BDSM][Romantic]
She wants to awaken his dark side. Will she?
http://pastebin.com/hTZkyFEH

Stress Relief (Hypnotized Again)
[Teacher-Student][Hypno][Mf][Narrative]
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n Line 576
Melissa has college angst and her teacher is the cure.

FacebookJOI
[F][Script][JOI][Visual][Facebook][cheesy as hell][fantasy]
She allows you to fap to her, helps you find the right picture and cums so you can.
http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
Line 299 (2 parts)
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>>24031384
Okay, that was weird. Some weird paste from a Stickynote. But I'm gonna go with it anyway. I am so fucking Zen tonight everything is A-OK.
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>>24031342
Yeah, I saw that. I didn't look at it because honestly I'd forget to add the lines in.

Seriously people send me shit on pastebin about murdering lolis after they've been gangraped pastebin doesn't police their content.

I'll look at it, okay? Just a second.

>>24031353
I have yet to find a level of violence I can't schlick to. But I admit to liking purple prose. I've done fucking someone while lovingly describing eating a heart, loli choked to death during her first orgasm, trolling someone in the middle of a JOI with Necrophilia, penis pearling, slicing open someone's spinal column to fuse their nerves with mine so we could feel each other's bodily sensations, etc.
>>24031379
Best starting panel ever. No offense but more nerd bullshit should always be encouraged.
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>>24031413
>I have yet to find a level of violence I can't schlick to.
oh my god z would you immitate a woman who has her hands tied up and is being whipped on her bare back
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oh god tghere is no correlation to the isis flag and the beating scenario. i just thought the picture was funny.
fuck
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>>24031413
You want some more stuff, bb?
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I don't know I just want to hear a girl messing around with whip cream all over her body and stuff. I'm weird I know.
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>>24031413
>I have yet to find a level of violence I can't schlick to.
I usually like things that are cute but sometimes over the top fatalities are fun. This may be relevant later!
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Here, now you didn't post it to pastebin.


http://pastebin.com/MiqaUXan

And here's the audio.

http://chirb.it/vOC8fn


>>24031439
Did you finish the one you sent me that was in progress?

>>24031429
I need to think about how to make that work so it's not boring, will take longer than the next hour.

>>24031434
If you hadn't mentioned it I wouldn't have noticed but now all I can think of is potential correlations.
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>>24031519
>I need to think about how to make that work so it's not boring, will take longer than the next hour.
lol it wasn't an urgent request just a passing thought
2bh even just a few minutes of you crying and like hitting your bed with a belt or something for the sound would still be hot. and in between just beg for mercy you know.

lol at the hookers too
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>>24031519
>I need to think about how to make that work so it's not boring, will take longer than the next hour.

You joined ISIS because....<well I don't actually know why people do that>, but you weren't ready to be a sex slave, and you didn't mean to burn lunch...and.
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>>24031519
Not quite, but any chance you could do the GM sequel tonight? I'd love you forever.
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>>24031355
And keep some tea, honey and lemon, around if your throat gets sore. Please stay with us, take a look at this, >>24029351, answer some questions,
and choose a name.

Great start to the new thread, gang! I'm out

STAY BUMPED
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Sexually aroused Bump
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This is so fucking hot.
Is here any girl from Argentina?
I'd LOVE to hear "Quiero chuparte la pija y tragarme toda tu leche"

keep on the awesome work <3
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Oh Zan you have made my life infinitely more thrilling.

Thank you.
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Good day everyone, let's resist until this evening and then enjoy the weekend soon.

>>24031338
Very sorry to hear about the assholes never cleaning, I have had the same problem for years, and it's really unsettling/disgusting most of the time. What I can suggest you to do is making them understand that it's not nice to leave things like that, or that you will clean just your own stuff if they behave that way. It might create discomfort, so you can also do it without telling them, but communication is generally good to try and improve a situation, with the hope the other person is willing to listen.

>>24031355
Eat raw garlic and onions (add them at the end of the cooking process), then drink warm water and lemon in the morning and 3 tablespoons of honey at night. Ginger and cinnamon added to water or food (uncooked) will also be alright. You can make Ginger Lemon Tea as well, if you have it in powder just add it to a tea of your choice along lemon drops, otherwise if you have the proper one cut it and boil it for a few minutes, then drink it. A bit of pepper in it will also help with the breathing, and an onion kept around your bed while your nose is stuffed will absorb the bacteria.

For the rest I think it came out nice, like a girl that is obsessed with someone watching her and has been energy deprived because of doing it until now. The background noise is a bit loud, yes, but it's good that you are loud yourself. Be sure to continue trying and enjoy more scripts, whether NSFW or SFW!

>>24031413
>Seriously people send me shit on pastebin about murdering lolis after they've been gangraped
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>>24032051
Call me crazy, but the TENSION in that script was the best part. Like you knew someone was going to die from the first paragraph, but you never came out and said it and the person getting killed was slow to catch on and just...

Villain monologues. They're fun.

Ginger lemon tea sounds good even though I'm not sick. Like lemonade with ginger.

I've tried to talk to them about it but it's this whole thing, basically one says she agrees and then does nothing differently, the other is just a salty jerk all the time and tries to use his illness to make excuses. I'll live, I'm planning on moving again soon.

Everyone enjoy your morning! Kick ass, chew bubblegum, steal the names of all who oppose you, etc.
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>>24032321
It actually sounds very interesting trying to make one when you put it that way. I have wondered about trying to recite some scripts in the male audio thread, though I don't exactly appreciate my voice and rarely have privacy. I also wonder what the heck one can find there if here we have lolimurdergangbanging.

It is good, I tend to eat healthy things even when I'm not sick, not just for prevention but also because some 'remedies' are really really tasty. I actually want to drink a bit of lemonade with ginger now.

It's sadly what happened with me, which is why I now tend to care less and not ruin my life over others and their disgustness. I plan on moving on as well from here, I had planned to stay longer but one of them said something very disappointing and unappreciative, and it made me realize why he was so silent all this time and rarely talked with me ever. I don't appreciate selfishness and hypocrisy, and in the end it's probably better to live alone: I know I save a lot by myself by avoiding wasted and keep the place overall cleaner, so the best thing to do is finding a job and move on.

Have a good morning and nice day yourself, Zan.
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>>24032461
No I still want to sleep
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Good morning y'all :) hope you have a pleasant day!
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>>24032738
Pleasurable*
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>>24032937
Silly me :p
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>>24033162
Oh you~
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>>24033200
>>24033162
>>24032937
>>24032738
>>24032693
Now kiss.
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>>24033350
Are you joining?
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>>24033414
I'll join
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>>24033414
Me too
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>>24033414
Same
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Can I still join? Or am I too late?
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>>24033414
>>24033478
>>24033509
>>24033520
>>24033567
then let's do it.
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>>24033501
When?
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Could someone read Dorothy's lines after she turns red in the webm, please? Or just the whole thing, that works too.
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BDSM Interested Girls

"I don't mean to be rude, but we heard you speaking to that girl and...it was BDSM stuff, right? You were domming her? We are not bored housewives, neither of us have read that 50 shades book, but we don't live in a cave. We are bored single girls, and we want you to be our master. The girl you were talking to lives on the other side of the world, right? We are right here and ready to obey you. I have no sexual limits, and not much experience to be honest, and she can tell you about herself. I understand. We can go to our apartmetn so you can examine us further. We will strip for you and display ourselves, then you can test how we respond to pain, to whipping and all that. Yes, we have had sex with each other a little bit. We are both willing to do more. Our building is this way"
========================================================================
Just Fuck Me Redux

"Just fuck me. Just fuck me every night and I'll be yours. Call me a bitch, a whore, a brazen slut. I don't care. I love it, love the abuse. Cum in my face because that's what I deserve. I'm not good enough to have your cum inside me. Fuck all my holes and do what you want. Just fuck me every night!"
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Her Daft Plan

"Pssst...hey, do this for me. I'm only a little drunk but I want something to happen to me tonight. I'm going to unbutton my clothes a bit and pretend to pass out in that bedroom. I just want you to go down to the party, find a bunch of guys and just tell them, "Insert Name's passed out up there, go and fuck her. She won't remember a thing" Okay, will you do that? Sure, I'll blow you right here, but then you do that, okay? Unzip!"

This and more can be found here:
Shorter Stuff: http://pastebin.com/iMURCrZ2
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Why do some old chirbit clips have times of like 20 mins or more but only play about the first 5 mins?
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>>24034284
Chirbit is legendary for never getting the time right on things like that. Probably a windows server.
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>>24034304
That does explain some timing being wrong, I had noticed but thought it was just an accident. Beside the downloads allowed by users, is there another way to download the files on your computer?
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>>24034389
Ask the account owner to change the settings.
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>>24034401
Well, if they didn't want to put them in the first place my guess is that they don't feel comfortable with downloading, even though I'm interested in a download engine. Mostly I'd like to store some of them to listen to from time to time. I remember saving vocal messages sent by a person and listening to them while walking around, because they really made me smile and helped in coping with a few things every day.
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>>24034452
Holy shit! Battle Angel Alita!!
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>>24034656
I see you have good taste
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A girl reading summer death grips lyrics, when?
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hey y'all it's mittens I'm in a shit mood so pls give me luv
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I Summon...Abby Kadabra, AG3, Ai, Alba, Alexa, Alexis, Aliena, AnnoyingCat,Apple, Almond,Angel, Angelica, Alice, Aqueos, Athena, Aus, Autumn, Azzie, Azure, Ariel, Aria, Airy, Acrylic, Aussie Lily, Azula, Babby, Babs, Babble, Baja, Batgirl, Bea, Beecharmer, Belle, Bandage, BarbieDahl, Bits ,Boohoo, Bonaroba, Blanco, Blerk, Blush, Blue, Bumblebee, BunnyChan, Braunbar, BrightNShinyCapn, Bunny, Carmdaddy, Cascade, Chandra, Cherrie, Cola,Consonance, Crow Cry, Clementine, Clara, Crumpet, Cutiegirl6, DieMond, Digit, Dolan, Doll, Dream, Ellie, Emmie, Eve, Eva, Effy, Eludere, Elly, Esper, Franki, Fauna, Fay, Fazermint, Fiddle, Flan, Flower, Freya, FSABlondie, Fuckin' Classy, ~Gemini, --Gemini, Glass Cat, GoGo, Gold, Gumdrop, Gummi, Gweesp, Halfadane, Hatter, Harley, Hawkward, Hazel, Heart, Ice & Fire, Honeybun, idkanona, Iris, Ilsa, Insect Girl, Jammer-Lammy, Jake, Jaybird, Jill, Jojo, Juci, Jupx, Kanna, Kantaloupe, Kaya or Kaia , Kinky-Chan, Kite, Kira, Kiri Kita, Krystal, Lace, Lie, Lila ,Lily, Littlelolita, Lola, Lolichan, Lucrezia, Lady Miss Loon, Lamb, Megynoid, Mara, Mia, Milkcan, Mira, Mirage, Mittens, Moonshine, Mineo, Minxy, Ms. Bloom, MizSpecific, Meep, Melvie, Miso, Moonshine, Moose, Morgan, Mouse, Murs, Near, Neighbor, New Blue Snowball Girl, Nico, Nini, Noire, Nurse, Nyx, Occam's Razor Band Vocalist, Oodle, Orky, Ovri, Owlface, ONA, Peachbun, Picky Brit Girl, Piper, Pillsbury, Pocket, Pomme, Pumpkin, Princess,
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>>24035435
Princess Meow, Pupper, Ragdoll, Ratten, Reason, Rhona Reverb, Riley, RoMio, RoRo, Roo, Rose or Secondhand Rose, Roxanne, Royerboat, Ruby Gloom, Ruby Red, Saria, Scar, Scone, Scotsanon, ScottieDesu, Siren,Sleeptalker, Snow, Sparrow, Spaz, Spooky, Spooky Bear, Sona, Shiny, Slothie, , Silver, Spliffy, Stella, Stellar, Stoney, Strawberry,Suki, Summer, Sunny,sweetnothingsxx, Swirlgirl, Tadpole, Tarte, Tess, Thorabora ,Tiara, Turtle, Trinity, Vanille, Verona, Violet, Villi, Vitiglio, Vox, Vul-Chan, Widget, Whisper, Whisperyanon, Yupperdedo, Yupina, Zaftik, Zantosa, Zealot, Zee, and anybody else who has ridden for the FSA brand in the last three years or contributed to vocaroo threads ever.
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>>24035428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJJVhUJT53Q
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>>24035435
>>24035438
What for?
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>>24035468
To post good audio. Duh!
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23 hours and 7 minutes since our last audio

STAY BUMPED!
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Verified and authorized Bump for /fsa/
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Good day everyone, hope the weekend will be nice for you guys.

>>24035428
pic related, hope things will improve

>>24035834
Haha, it really sounds like a bulletin for a crisis situation.
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Around 4am we got bored and lullabies got suggested on the discord server so decided to record one.
Hope anyone likes.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qropy8l7SV
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>>24036665
I do like it indeed
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What up

Say shit like if you don't have money you are worthless
The only thing that matters in life in money
The only way to value your life is money, without money you are literal human trash
Also the usual workout motivation thing but more condescending than anything
Lastly can you say "Why the fuck have you not learned to code yet you piece of shit"

Thanks bros
>Anyone else into willkillmyselfifIhavetolivemiddleclassnotevenjokingwillshootmyselfin6yearsifnothighclass/10 ?
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>>24036665
it's very nice. Speaking of the Discord, I was waiting for the weekend to arrive to ask if you guys (or VK) could repost the link for it. I think I'd like to visit there later when I'm more free.
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"Dressed like our daughter"
http://pastebin.com/qm6Zdhuq
[young parents. father buys teen clothes for wife, lots of flirting, ends with oral]

>>24031294
>4YsG3NCn
Hey Zan this is in your style, I did it to be like those previous husband recordings.
>other girls you could do it too if you like it though
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>>24037602
This still won't take away from FSA, right?

The Sexy Audio discord
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcbRjR3V
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>>24037912
Of course not, I mainly post here, would just like to try and be more social from time to time. I like chatting with people. Thank you very much dear VK.
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>>24038568
"Happy gov't spy blushes when you discuss loyalty to communist party"

This is why I kept greeting randomly in my chats the NSA and do discussions and wishing them a good day and not to be mean or inappropriate.
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>>24036605
Thank you cutie <3
>>24038008
WHAT IS THAT BEAUTIFUL CREATURE
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>>24038747
It's a baby fur seal, and here is another one hugging a leopard fur seal
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>>24038805
Oh my goshhhh!!!!!!
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>>24033835
Seconding this, probably my favorite part of that game
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Hello, thread. Have a script:
[bondage][switchy?][commanding femsub?][improv]
http://pastebin.com/gTY01jQB
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I'm begging to think nobody cares about FSA anymore.

Good night

STAY BUMPED or we'll be back in September/October
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>>24040817
>begging
beginning
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>>24040817

If you think it's bad here, you should keep a better eye on MSA...
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>>24040829
Well the internet generally goes like pic related. Are you saying there are no women making requests in there?
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>>24040850

So it goes from time to time.

Ride the lows as well as you ride the highs and life is great.

>Whining sucks.
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>>24040829
MSA is always packed full of content and posters, FSA is where things are really slowing down.
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Good morning guys, I surprisingly woke up with a harshly sore throat, first time in months. I hope you guys had a nice Saturday and today will be a nicer Sunday, any plans for the day?

>>24040817
well, it's summer and many people are also busy or have other tasks to do, I'm sure today someone will post. I'm probably calmer because I still don't really know many people, those I listened the most to were Zantosa and Eve. I think I'd like more to know how's life going for them and you guys than always listening to scripts, otherwise they will finish and be all done.

(with that said I should finish writing my script for Zan, one day)
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>>24040829
We're all slow So is GWA

>>24040871
That gets tiring after a while, but I do try

>>24040994
It's certainly more lively. Our half of the species is that way.

>>24041042
No one has to tell me it's summer, when so many potent reminders are about. When I comment, I am not looking just at the current time but comparing it to the PAST four summers here. It's that bar graph with the negative trend line.
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Finally ended up writing the script for Zantosa's Results. Here is part 1: http://pastebin.com/YSNEXVSH

I'll post part 2 later on, as soon as I deal with some things first.
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>>24042050
http://pastebin.com/E0VyQrd6
And here is part 2. Might do a part 3, when I outline it properly.
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Archive BUMP
One of my absolute favorites:

TrinityX doing "After School Longing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdyDpPxjgr
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>>24033835
http://chirb.it/A2Aw74

Where can I obtain this game?
It looks neat.

>>24037304
>>24037304

>>Anyone else into willkillmyselfifIhavetolivemiddleclassnotevenjokingwillshootmyselfin6yearsifnothighclass/10 ?

No, but I gave this a shot anyway. Must be very reassuring to be able to measure your own worth in a mathematical formula. I have my own things I guilt myself over, but not money.

http://chirb.it/J6841d

>>24040817
>>24040817
>>24040871
>>24041042
http://chirb.it/8M9qe8
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>>24042935
Important question! You have every vocaroo and chirbit file (that is downloadable) archived with names etc.? I'm curious to know how much a .rar of it would be, and if you mind uploading it somewhere. I'm currently trying to listen to few performers at the time, and I wonder if I end up missing some of the vocaroo. The files are deleted after some time, right?

(if I remember correctly you also mentioned Trinity in regard to her FB JOI, it was very nice)

>>24043009
It's VA-11 HALL-A, from Sukeban Games. You can find it on steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/
I know one of the contributors of the game, and am in doubt whether she'll give me a key or not, but I think I'll buy it anyway to show support. The game looks neat and the demo was interesting.

>http://chirb.it/8M9qe8
I was about to reply to this, but then the message ended up long as always, so I'll resort to an email directly. You probably saw them, here are the scripts based on what I got from your results on bdsm:
>>24042050
>>24042477
I changed the theme a bit from what I had thought initially, which is gonna pour into a third version if you like them. Thanks as always for sharing thoughts and rambles.
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>>24043009
>tentacle cat
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>>24043061
I have been very clear about this, and I don't mind reiterating. Trinity granted me full access to her works. and hasn't withdrawn it. A few others don't mind, but I have no intention of ever putting a giant collection out on the net, since that is not the case for 90% of what I have. Won't do it. Never ever. Though I have made mistakes in this area in the past, I am committed to letting performer's control their content.
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hey guys been liking these threads, never posted though. Sup?
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>>24043122
Record and post new girl questions
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>>24043134
new girl questions?
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>>24043122
>>24029351
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>>24043146

>>24029269
>!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
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>>24043134
>http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
oh i found it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdfq7AzxrP
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>>24043088
Sorry that you had to reiterate, but it's my first time hearing that. I'll keep it in mind, I was mostly wondering about it to check whether there are old nice talks that I might have missed, whether rambling (which I like a lot) to nsfw content. Beside the commodity of downloading everything already named and have ease of discovering performers old and new. Let me stress that I didn't want to tackle anything related to performers controlling their content, after all vocaroo let's you download files already.
I'll just stick to the megaposts with the vocaroos then, and see if I might have missed some from time to time.
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>>24043134
oh damn tried to link it and it didnt show??? :P
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdfq7AzxrP
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>>24043164
>>24043169
whoa this is such a mess!!! sorry posted it twice lol
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>>24043169
Wow, you have cute voice with a bit of purr! I like that! Our femsub bin is here: >>24029507

and a classic script is here: >>24029532

But you might like to start with something sort of fun like: >>24030443
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>>24043164
Oh wow, you have one of the most sensual voices I've heard in a while!
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>>24043194
Thank you!! sometimes it sounds sexier when I am not tired ahaha. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkcseCJmSm Lol awk tho

>>24043200
Awh really?? thanks hahaha
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>>24043214
god damn, you have a beautiful voice. do more dirty talk :)
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>>24043236
Awwwww thank you!!! I tried out a bit of this "classic" script while using my hitatchi.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZHqEC9VeHZ
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hey ya'll :)
brand new to this, first attempt at an asmr/sexy voice thing.
tell me what you think!!
hugs and kisses xxx

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TBisyNAfWC
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>>24043214
Well Done! I hope you stick around and have fun!
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>>24043275
holy shit that's hot
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>>24043298
It's obviously a shitpost. Calm down. Or did you just switch IP's to samefag?
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>>24043300
Excuse me? How was my post a, as you say "Shitpost".
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>>24043307
You say y'all and mention that you're new.
and that 'hi boys" stuff
Then you say it's ASMR so those people will put their headphones on to listen

I didn't, so tell me, does it sound like screaming muppets right away or does that come in later?
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>>24043263
fuckkk, you stopped just when it was getting good. you're a tease ;P
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>>24043277
>>24043380

I am very flattered, thank you :D
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>>24031294
>Zantosa

Hi! I loved your feminization scripts. Would you be interested in a cute/loving one with lots of giggling, where a girlfriend thinks her boyfriend would be a better boy than a girl.

Pretty much makeup, teasing, painting his nails/toes, shaving his legs together, and putting him in her clothes.

My heart would melt. :3
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>>24043412
now do a daddy worship audio ;)
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>>24043438
Seconding this.
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>>24043438

Oh gosh. A better girl than a boy of course. That was an error.
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>>24043457
>>24043380

I havent done any other scripts yet but do you wanna hear how wet I am? I placed the mic next to my pussy :> Sorry about the mic moving and cutting out though

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rW3I9QthSX
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>>24043822
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rW3I9QthSX
I love this! You are a wonder! Have you chosen a name for these threads? Now do whatever scripts you find that make you wet.
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>>24043868
I want something cute, Like lemon or tart or sushi... LOL Do you want to name me daddy? Do you like being called daddy? :>>>>>>
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>>24043880
We've had a tarte, but not a LemonyTart We've also had Sushi,
Often we scramble the characters in your id.

K4TEUKNE

What do they suggest.

I do quite like being called daddy. In fact, I wrote a script based on what happened the first time someone ever called me that.
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>>24043900
The First Time I Called Him “Daddy”

“I’ve never been with someone like you; someone so concerned with getting me off! <laugh> I know you love hearing me come when you’ve made it happen and I love it too. What’s today’s plan? You’ve got me over your knees, with my skirt up. I guess I’ve been a bad girl. Aren’t you going to…<SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!><Moan and react as you will> <SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!> Feel how wet I am and….you are so hard. You’re driving me mad! <SLAP!><SLAP!><SLAP!> Oh, sorry, sorry, I’m sorry I was so bad! <moan> I’ll never do it again! <pause> Ooh, I want you in me as well! Off your knees and onto our bed! What? You want to eat me up? Your mouth on me….Ow! Oh god! You’re biting me! No, no, I love it. More, please! Oh! <more excited moaning> Oh! That’ll leave a mark…mark me as yours….Mmmm…you feel so good…<more excited moaning…<SLAP!><even more excited moaning> OhGOD! You totally should have bitten me there when…I was…Oh GOD….over your knees….<improvise to orgasm> <pause>
You did it again! Oh, I like this slow rhythm. I can’t believe you haven’t come yet! Is there something I could do for you? Dirty talk? What should I say? <giggle> Anything? Careful what you ask for…<moan> Okay…fuck me.. you’re fucking me so good, baby… Keep biting me! Your mouth….tearing into me….marking me up…owning me…<loud moan> Oh, I am yours, so much so…keep fucking me, oh keep fucking me, Daddy!…OH! <pause> God, you came so hard! <laugh>I’ve never heard you grown so loud. Can you speak? You’re shaking your head<laugh> You came the moment I called you Daddy. Do you want to be my daddy, babe? Because, I would love to be your little girl.” <kiss>
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>>24043900
Maybe just Remon Kinda weeb and engrish but I dunno :PP
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>>24043822

...

Definitely need more of this around.
Your mic kept cutting out because of the auto-sensitivity. If the volume drops below a certain point the mic turns off. Lower that to zero and you'll never have that problem again.
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>>24043903
Maybe i'll try this some time :D
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>>24043911
There's lots of weeb around here, though I don't speak it. Welcome Remon!

This anon is right. >>24043916

>>24043920
I look forward to it. There's much more of that in this bin http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
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>>24043916
Lower it to zero? Sorry, I am really bad with my new headset, Hyper X Cloud

I'm glad you liked it!! :D
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>>24043930

If you're in windows, I think you can find the setting by right-clicking the microphone or audio icon on the lower right of your task bar... Not sure though. I have a mac. You also might try recording in Audacity if you don't already.
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>>24044044
how would i post the link if I record on audacity? Just upload a dl link?
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>>24044079
You can upload to vocaroo or set up a chirbit account or some other service.
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>>24044093
Alright thanks for helping little nooby me out :D I'll drop off another recording maybe later. But it might just be of me masturbating.
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>>24044097
We love that type of recording! And we want everyone to have fun and record a ton, so you're welcome!
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>>24044097

We're totally ok with that kind of thing here.

By the way, when you go into vocaroo, click the "Or upload?" link on the top right.

Also, look through this for some audacity tips:

http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
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thanks for the help guys :DD I'll work things out better tomorrow, Here's one more masturbation session :D kinda winged it with what I said, prob super awkward...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sa5FpnoIkm
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i dont really know what to do, there are just so many things to read from xD
i only have 3 recordings so far, i would appreciate if any of you request something for me to read/do.
many of the stuff in the thread seem already delivered and im too lazy to look for the ones that havent.

Captain Meow's Extravaganza (loli blowjob) http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B3cWBwccMI

Even if I'm tiny, I'm still your little sis (incest with sister) http://vocaroo.com/i/s017Ul6gPSyN

I love you, anon (sfw) http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kgcPXTA3QK

~Shygal
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>>24044333
Well, shygal, I can do that for you.
Try: >>24043903
Or
>>24031384
>FacebookJOI
>[F][Script][JOI][Visual][Facebook][cheesy as hell][fantasy]
>She allows you to fap to her, helps you find the right picture and cums so you can.
>http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
>Line 299 (2 parts)
And/or
>>24030443


Look, hon. You are new and need to practice. I'm a writer and I can tell you that almost all of us like to hear new people do stuff. It doesn't matter if someone else covered it. As OP I can tell you that anything on the thread is open for anybody to do.

So, take my suggestions
Practice
Do what you see that you like
Have fun
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>>24043009
Was actually bretty gud
Yeah I have actually never had anyone really be outright mean to me especially a girl so this audio makes me laugh more than anything desu but still pretty good

>I have my own things I guilt myself over but not money.

Idk if I am really guilting myself over it just not making decent cash would not be how I would live, it's just an all or nothing thing I guess.

>Having anything besides money to guilt yourself over anyways.
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>>24040068
literally a cuck
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>>24044596
I'm glad people aren't often mean to you! I kind of wish that for everyone.

I can relate to that. I've been REALLY poor in my life a few times. Gave me some cool stories to tell but I don't wanna be that broke again. But... I guess with "middle class" comes a lot of other things that I know I don't want and other than not being so broke I can't pay my bills money is kinda boring to me. I don't get that thrill from the resale value of something or get more motivated by a commission. Someone was talking to me a little while ago and he was like "Why don't you just buy an air conditioner, Zan?" And my mind was blown because I realized that at any time in the past 3 years I could have purchased one but I kneejerk assumed I couldn't afford it.

>>24043438
Sure, but it's going to take some time and I probably won't get this done tonight.

>>24037688
Speaking of things that blow my mind- Are other people wearing underwear with yoga pants????

>>24031732
<3

>>24031540
Spanking noises. This was really fun to do! I used a paddle on my breasts, which I've never done before.
http://chirb.it/yFAPtK
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>>24044914
-nice recording, it was cute. love those little gasps
-I have no idea how girls wear their clothes lmao
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Ommonagotabed

STAY BUMPED!

Another good day. Let's keep having them. Featured links? <sigh> Sleep first.
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Good morning everyone, bumping the thread from page 8. Hope you guys will have a nice Monday.
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>>24044914

I'm quite looking forward to the new feminization script as well. You are amazing, Zantosa.
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>>24044914
You are, as always, amazing Z!
(Catching up on complements from several recents - TY! TY! TY!)
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>>24043822

Now that's a type of ASMR I haven't heard before. Excellent, very very good.
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Ay, Miso here. How is everyone doing?
I'm planning to do a bed improv ("i can't sleep") when i'll be less lazy and a bit "healthier"? So I can do so properly.
In the meantime i can read you a tsundere poetry in french, if anyone is interested of course.
Or merely talk about my encounter with a real life neckbeard from last week
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>>24046888
plz tell me about the real neckbeard lol
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>>24046888
Plz do poetry in French!
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>>24046888
Hi Miso, both poetry and neckbeard situation are appreciated, it's nice to listen to you. I hope you don't have a cold at the moment, I'm dealing with that and it's really a hassle.
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>>24046893
>>24046904
>>24046915
Will do both tonight!
I don't have a cold i'm just feeling pretty tired but my condition makes me easily tired. Bleh.
The poetry was made by a very talented friend of mine but since it's in french i'll also probably translate it in english and try not to make it lose its original "beauty".
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>>24046944
That's nice of you, to translate it in English and try to maintain the original Beauty, keep up the good work. Do you mind if I ask what kind of condition you have?
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>>24046639
tyvm!! :DDD
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>>24047311
MOAR!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lkGjIvtkFc
New to voice recording so if anyone has some advice i would appreciate it :) its a small sweet talk script.
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>>24047948
Omg is this really your first time reading?!?! This is amazing! Are you comfortable doing loli scripts because you totally have the voice for it.
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>>24047948
Guys in here are going to go ape shit over your voice. Speed is good. Varying emphasis on different words throughout your sentences is good (AKA not monotone).

All advice generally takes the form of, "Go slower, remember this is acting not reading, emote much harder than you would in real life.". That's all I've ever really seen. Maybe it's because there's nothing more to it than that, maybe it's because it's so difficult to follow that advice that it takes a really long time to follow through on it.

All I can say is practice until you can't do it wrong.

Do you have a name? What kinds of kinks are you into? We can send some requests your way.
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>>24048001
Yep first time ^_^ and i think id be comfortable after a bit more practice lol
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>>24048045
No better time than the present. Can you record something about yourself? What we can call you, your interests, kinks etc?
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>>24048008
lol xD thank you.Yeah trying not to read fast is a bit hard cause i get nervous lol but yeah im gonna practice more :) and yep my name is Tako Kohai ^_^ my kinks arent too crazy..im into bondage,sub/dom stuff,pet play and spanking a bit *blush* and ok.
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>>24048066
true and sure i can :) My name is Tako Kohai ^_^ and i just posted something about my kinks lol
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>>24031294
> Pedo Pornstar JOI
> http://chirb.it/qJgJ3s

Did you write that? I didn't know I had this kink...

I just found Jealous Mommy on your chirbit page, didn't know you had done it! Thank you so much, I know there are fifty of us and one of you.
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HENTAI PANEL CHALLENGE

How far can you get before you are in hysterics?
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>>24048656
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Hello /soc/ ; /fsa/ !
I've got kind of odd request. I'm from another board and we are producing a tongue in cheek, not serious audio play and we are in desperate need of a female lead. Preferably with an english/british accent. It's a fairly large role and not at all sexual. We'd be eternally grateful for any help.
The character's name is Nirvi.
Complete script found here.
mega nz/#!B5o3BDhY!POdeAnKSFzXyaUW1YlbYO9w7kbHDnz4ZXOL7ST7lucc

Please /soc/ you're our only help
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>>24049093
Yeah, fuck your link. Put it in a temporary pastebin.
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>>24044914
Really everyone ? Don't think that would workout well

Well i'm glad you are not dirt poor anymore I guess
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>>24049093
>>24049127
This is a full script, originally meant to be filmed.
Part 1
imgur com/a/jyyge
Part 2
imgur com/a/4FrRb
Part 3
imgur com/a/WUxjr
http://imgur.com/a/AYwIoPart 4
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The Upgrade (Android to Simulant)
script.Its a bit dirty *blush*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14IuAZsZluf
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>>24049363
As the Creator of the Simulant Line, I'm very pleased with the performance of this unit. She was very pleasing. And her vocal style and pacing were perfect.
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Thank you so much!!Your script is amazing,it was fun to do ^_^
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>>24049428
Thank you! I'm glad you had fun.
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Mouse Establishing!

>>24029331
Lines from Hard Candy! I haven't seen the movie, so.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06AVD3vnBal

Mouse Improvs Wearing a Boyfriend's Boxers (crossdressing I guess?, technically mostly SFW, lots of implicating and no smut, much denial, domestic)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UVBqGT43IX

>>24029799
(lelel this is the reason I was gone so long. mice should not get depressed or they stuff their cheeks and sleep too much)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hrEhrh7tTt

>>24031156
Oh!! I saw a cute little animated movie about that, I think it was a Studio Ghibli one?? Anyway I have no problem with macro, so here you go! (It's ten billion percent going whoa and being nice to a very tiny person)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wW653wO3Vi

>>24031318
Tentacle friend here ouo I apparently am doing the v uncommon stuff now~

>>24035155
Aaaaaaa I only ever found the first book, my grandpa gave it to me "because I like those Japanese comic books" and he thought it was interesting (robots n stuff). I ended up giving it to a friend to read, she's got it now and also likes it. I'm hoping to save up to get the rest soon~

>>24035472
"good"

>>24039413
THERE ARE TWO COLOURS HOW DO I MAN VOICE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RKJzMo1cz8

>>24049047
I only laughed at long. This is... 50 minutes of me reading the weirdest shit in porn mangas... Can I get some kind of trophy for longest recording?? IS IT the longest recording???? it better be
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0luMC1iU8sv

Someone requested a monster girl fangirling over a human, and I saw the naga was already done. Anything in particular you'd like? (If you're still here.)
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>>24049595
This might be a weird question, but do you have a rough schedule? I might have a request specifically for you in the near future, and I would rather leave it when you'll be around to see it.
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>>24049595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s027Ol3xppt9

Mouse gets a new toy! Unboxing and description, and then some play, though the play's a biiit harder to hear because it is a very quiet toy and a good portion of it is just -heavy breathing-. Hope you like anyway!

>>24049599
I actually have the android 4chan app, and I check in daily, though my schedule for being able to do things is uncertain. Does that help? (Free now, BTW~)
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>>24049595
I would have to go through all the old threads to check, but I'm pretty sure you have the record!

STAY BUMPED THREAD!
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>>24049623
Okay, thank you for letting me know. It's not a good time for me right now. It will seem weird, but it's just a poem a friend of mine used to recite before she got sick, and your voice sounds a bit like hers. I'll post the request in the future, thanks.
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>>24049623
mouseygirl you are such a dork
but i love you so much
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>>24049623
And now for the more usual Mouse stuff!

Disenchanted by MCR.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eAlevF9HAE

What a Catch, Donnie by FOB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yf7RqP5eBl

Centerfold, (J. Geils Band)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n6UTiOnjzh

Ode to the Bouncer by Studio Killers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lIKwbTPPOX

The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang (Mouse is silly)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05yzRDRJVUY

>>24049679
i am indeed a dork. i am an alpha dork female. i am a dork edgelord hybrid. i am the future of humanity and we're all doomed

Alright~ G'night everyone!
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>>24049363
Your voice is fantastic. Movie voiceacting tier shit right there.
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We need more seductive mommy Dom stuff
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To the girls of FSA do you use 4chan aside from /soc/? How did you get introduced to 4chan? If you do browse other boards what are your favorite boards? What's your least favorite?

>Pic unrelated
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Good morning everyone. Hope you guys will have a nice day today.

>>24049737
>unrelated
>jojo

JoJo is never unrelated. I should check whether JoJolion ended.
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This is my first script. There isn't a lot of material with these themes, so I wanted to bring something a little different. I would appreciate a reading.
Description: Tease and denial script with light femdom. Slightly long. Domestic. Sadistic twist.

http://pastebin.com/NKwATeTX
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>>24050480
I think this is a very decently written and artistic script, well done anon. I personally don't enjoy a submissive relationship (assertiveness is good), so I was kind of disappointed by the end; still, it's really in line from start to finish with the femdom and the twist. Very well done. I hope I can read more from you, I'm sure it will be fun to also enact them.
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>>24050480
>mixed drinks full of bodily fluids
Yeah you have my attention.
Wish I was home right now.

>>24049737
I rotate around. I went through a phase where I was obsessed with /adv/. /x/ but not in summer, /pol/ if there is a news event happening or I want to read tinfoil stuff, I used to use /cgl/ daily but now I only drop in sometimes for makeup/hair/skincare threads and western goth threads. If you think someone is me on /tg/ in the Cod/wod general or the shadowrun general, it probably is and I'll probably deny it.

I used to get bored and go to Skype threads on /soc/ but then I met this guy who was skype stalking me with like 60 different accounts and now I don't post any of my skypes publically anymore.

Everyone enjoy the rest of the day. I'll stop being lazy and do something tonight.
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>>24050807
>mixed drinks full of bodily fluids
The /x/phile in me is quite amused
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>>24050807
>>24050480
Definitely interested in this, but I'm probably going to wait until it gets recorded to look.
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>>24049595
>>24049623
>>24049693
Mouse! Dat Production!
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Will someone please say "you are not allowed to masturbate today" please?

Thanks in advance.
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>>24043822

holy fk this is good
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>>24049595
Hi Mousey, it's nice to see you here. Your recordings are very cute, but I think what I find most adorable is all the little cute things you write in your post. If you ever feel depressed remember we're here for you.
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>>24051737
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I'm new here and I've been wondering what the general opinion about weird accents is? I've been thinking about doing the new girl questions but I'm shy!
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>>24052020
We love accents. We've had Mexican girls, Aussie girls, English, Scottish, and Irish girls, girls from the Phillipines and the Netherlands who sound like they are all American whether they are or not, and all sorts of Asians. Welcome! What do you have?
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>>24052020
There are a few girls here who English is a second language, and we also have girls perform in their own mother languages, go for it, accents are great!
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>>24052052
I think my accent is almost German, but not quite, because I speak a pretty heavy dialect in everyday life. The thing is, people usually associate German with dominating/angry things but if I were to record more then it'd be sub stuff mostly, because I'm very submissive!
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>>24052064
Don't believe the stereotypes! Yes, you will get asked to domme guys in German since this is what it is and porn is tropy. But your accent can be sensual and intriguing, even in sub mode.
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>>24052064
Have a look at our New Girl Resources. >>24029351
Let's hear you!
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>>24052062
>>24052078
I tried the questions for new girls - this took longer than I thought and sorry for all the uhm's and the hushed voice! I'm not used to performing and I'm not alone in this house so I didn't want to speak much louder.

http://chirb.it/vpGenq
http://chirb.it/460bLB
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>>24052465
Welcome Mado! You sound like a fun fraulein! You'll fit in here just fine.

It takes a while for anyone to get into scripts, but there are easy ways to start. like this challenge: >>24030443

You also might enjoy looking in our femsub bin which can be found on this list>>24029507
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>>24052465
Hi there, and welcome. Look forward to hearing more from you. And good job getting over your nervousness to talk about sexuality with total strangers. I know it was probably quite difficult, but you sounded just fine.

May I ask if your submissive fantasies go to the extremes of pain, injury, or even death? Just curious since you mentioned getting beaten up.
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STAY BUMPED Thread

Featured Links will be up tomorrow.

I summon DieMond! Kaylee! All our Ozzie friends.

<pic related> My headache most of today feels like this.
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>>24050480
>http://pastebin.com/NKwATeTX
http://chirb.it/k0pz67


>>24050821
Don't get me started on that Japanese chocolates thing and how similar it is to some hoodoo things I saw on Cat Yronwode's website and some other things about how consuming semen is supposed to strengthen women and spending it is supposed to weaken men and starfire and go not with young women over 21 they have no occult power. I will be here all night.

>>24051377

http://chirb.it/n1qBE7
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>>24053197
>http://chirb.it/k0pz67

New life goal.
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Good morning everyone, hope you guys are doing well.

>>24051782
dang it, that's kind of cute, but those tied up legs worry me

>>24052020
>>24052064
>>24052465
Welcome here Mado, thanks for the recordings. There is a lot of interesting stuff into the recordings, and while I'm not generally into beating someone up and the likes, I might try writing a script for you based on your interests. I'm mostly curious about the part where you said you would turn dominant when confident about yourself, since I thought of it often for various scripts, could you elaborate more on it?
If you'd like, you can also go to bdsmtest.org and post results here, and I will use it as a reference for a script for you.
Here are some of those I wrote so far (posting them here also for backup purposes):

Romantic 1
http://pastebin.com/wXh5yiv1

Romantic 2
http://pastebin.com/EK8qP5E9

Vocal Messages and JOI
http://pastebin.com/buDRgCV6

Lesbian
http://pastebin.com/pikvkq3w

Corrupting/sharing script I had written for DieMond after she posted her bdsmtest results:
http://pastebin.com/x0jaFq2E

Zantosa's Results. Here is part 1: http://pastebin.com/YSNEXVSH

And here is part 2:
http://pastebin.com/E0VyQrd6

Whispering for Summer
http://pastebin.com/1NXiUUCX

Last but not least: I'm currently studying German, and would like to find more friends from there and discuss in HochDeutsch, talking about things in general and become good friends. If you wouldn't mind that we can exchange contacts and talk a bit. By the way, don't worry about your accent, both that and your voice are fine.

>>24053167
poor VK, hope you feel better soon.

>>24053197
>Don't get me started on

That sounds like a mixture of knowledge for witchcraft and succubi. What makes women over 21 not have occult power?
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>consuming semen is supposed to strengthen women
Hah. I used to know a girl who did a good amount of research on the occult potency of virginity. Sexual contact would seem to diminish that unless the union is energetically synergistic.

>go not with young women over 21 they have no occult power
That part's just hilarious.
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>>24053543
to
>>24053197
It's late here
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>>24052465
I love your voice! For the past month I've been asking if any German, Spanish or Russian speakers were lurking in the thread. A couple have appeared but then their English is so good you can barely tell they aren't Americans.

Most people in here are Americans or English speakers and we have very little contact with foreign language speakers, so when there is one (besides Spanish) it sounds exotic and sexy. (Every James Bond movie has a super sexy foreign woman with a thick accent for this reason.) I ask them to record something and really let their accent be terrible. The worse your accent is the more sexy we will find it. But most people say their accent is just the way it is and they can't make it be bad.

What's your dialect? I studied German for several years and lived in Karlsruhe, now I miss it terribly. If you want something SFW to read I'd like to hear Hey Du from Linie 1. For NSFW I write incest scripts (maybe you like that, maybe not). Here is one nobody has read yet. http://pastebin.com/QxPzvjqB


I'm so happy a German is here :-D
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>>24052465
Welcome Mado. As others have said, I'm sure you'll fit in nicely around here. :)
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>>24030245
>some pip-type ageplay scripts
thas what we like to seeee

Foreign Exchange Student, script by ollie
ageplay, daddy, older man getting trapped, foreign language, implied incest, virginity
http://chirb.it/3ECcA4

I think my dutch may have a weird accent because of the switching but most of you will never know.

cheers and poodle pips
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SELECTED LINKS FROM THE PRIOR THREAD
Thread 315
No.23990709 06/28/16(Tue)15:21:09--07/07/16(Thu)15:22
9 Days, 58 Recordings, 118 Posters

Missing in Inaction: Summer, Turtle, Vanille, Jake, Reign, NewGirlWithaSnoball

SCRIPTS & THINGS (HOT)

Zantosa doing Sister Spankings
http://chirb.it/vbycs0

Zantosa doing "Cum Addicted Sis- Morning Chores."
http://chirb.it/cnmtAn

Zantosa does a script on the thread and called it "Preemies" <a potent lesson on script titling>
http://chirb.it/Hv7bOL

Eve does "Cruel Witch's Vengeance"
http://chirb.it/kaqDKC

Eve does VK's Tay-Tay Relaxes in her Favorite Way"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jydu6wUdBh
AND includes a bloopers reel!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zu1wIrn7WJ

Zantosa does "Wouldn't it be hot if we raped your sister?"
http://chirb.it/tdcgJz

Zantosa does "Wouldn't it be hot if we raped your sister? Part 2"
http://chirb.it/6w6CCs

Shygal doing "Captain Meow's Extravaganza (loli blowjob)" <The Most Requested Script on FSA>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B3cWBwccMI

Shygal doing "Even if I'm tiny, I'm still your little sis" (incest with sister)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s017Ul6gPSyN

Eve does "Rape play and aftercare"
http://chirb.it/D5r3AO

Juci does "Handjob Eww..."
http://chirb.it/s0kJbf

Zantosa does "Human Dignity" by Vilmon
http://chirb.it/8L7Lg0

With "An outtake I couldn't get in there."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12L1s9GBAr0

Swirlgirl did a little incest bit
https://soundgasm.net/u/throwthisawaythataway/Older-Sister-Helps-Little-Brother

Milky doing "Welcome Home, Daddy"
http://chirb.it/zJvEed
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>>24054894
SCRIPTS & THINGS (Mostly SFW)

Gold doing Connotative Words, “Until I see You Again”
http://chirb.it/ENHyt6

Miso does "J'espère que ça te plaira et que ça t'aidera à te sentir un petit peu mieux. Courage."
http://chirb.it/2hp3wr

Moose presents: SFW Storytime!
The Tale of Peter Rabbit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17z9DUFAYB9

Zantosa does a quote on the thread
http://chirb.it/NMvf2q

Zantosa does "Evil Sorceress Strikes Back'
http://chirb.it/cP1ghE

Gold offers some GFE sweet reassurance
http://chirb.it/F7yyq7

Gold comforts anon after a breakup
http://chirb.it/h0z6w4

Gold reads "Proclaim"
http://chirb.it/HwA04v

ScottieDesu debuts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zpJSDHwU5B

ScottieDesu reads from a posted cartoon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0weMU4ggS9V

ScottieDesu does "50 Shades of Grey as written by Dr. Suess"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1niBLPhhvJ5

Eve combines three poetry posts into something new
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h0jvjPCFvU

Zantosa does a cheer-up for a birthday boy
http://chirb.it/rrPGI1

Zantosa on inspiration and motivation
http://chirb.it/EKk4tN

ScottieDesu does a sweet thing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PXoZbzQ9Xn

Shygal says, "I love you, anon"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kgcPXTA3QK

Anon does a few lines from "The Cloak"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o2iBImAPwR

Zantosa offers advice to a lovelorn anon
http://chirb.it/pmwh7w

Zantosa puts anon to sleep
http://chirb.it/mnzyvB
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>>24054898
SHLICKING/FAPPING/MOANING ETC

DieMond plays with her favourite toy for us.
http://chirb.it/2LObh0

Doe drops by with a super amateur clip of her cumming.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZwTPBWD5C0

Honey does a Daddy issues-ish, vanilla-ish schlick
http://chirb.it/tDLOKr

CHALLENGES/NEW GIRL STUFF/RANDOM

Milky does the New Girl Questions
http://chirb.it/7xIqOh

Moose checks in
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5T7iwpxjd

Moose talks about her hair
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kvqRbk0jzF

Moose on her current stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lS2190FlFX

Moose on her hobbies and things
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05njqbi9kAF

Zantosa unleashes a torrent of insults and vitriol
http://chirb.it/5DmsyA

Anon does 20 Questions for girls with Big Titties
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P1Kh5LlYbT

Shygal does an introductory ramble
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CUR1cwBhoG

Mittens offers a Saturday night ramble
http://chirb.it/qpC09r

Mittens on biggest secrets, worst or best memories, a bit of very private life, anything that nobody or very few people know
http://chirb.it/vODmBM

Kaylee does New Girl Questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f4HwALCHkc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kFW3uemRzx
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Zantosa does a porn commentary on these videos, in order.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a2ff2243626
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56b5451f73619
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph571bb46471c25
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph561e265718051
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1336245405
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=247630095

http://chirb.it/hK9a9s
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Zantosa on Lewis Carroll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mD2ErAgYTt
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>>24054905
IMPROVS

Gold does an improv for someone who asked about jewelry worn every day
http://chirb.it/N9tcby


MUSIC & SINGING

DieMond sings one of her favourite songs from childhood
http://chirb.it/Er7AAH

Eve sings Alessia Cara - "Here"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QjwocgLi18

Eve sings and speaks The Bird and the Bee - "Witch"
Singing version http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cbfACg8EeI
Speaking version http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rDzDvsNJ8b

Miso called it "Late night Miso fails at singing a spooky song in french"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KYcACwO2Kh
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Can some anon teach me how to magic chirbit please? Need to download something,,
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>>24055057
Open up the chirbit you want to download
Scroll down to you see the icon that's shaped like a dialogue bubble.
Double click.
A comment box will appear.
Type the following
"Hey, [performername] I would really like to download this chirbit for personal offline use only. Great job, by the way!"
Press the post button.

Wait.

Alternately, check to see if the performer has listed an email and ask them for a copy of the file there.
>h
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>>24055128
That would take so long though :(

It used to be that you can do it on the source code but something's changed now
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>>24029799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ycs5M2Oa2W
>>24039804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gQt8fOlHpy
I've never posted in these threads before so I chose the tamest things I could find, but this was still a super nerve racking experience
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>>24055138
>but this was still a super nerve racking experience
It can be, but we are here to help you through it.
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>>24055128
>filename
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>>24055137
Part of the reason they changed the code was on purpose, because some performers are worried about people having access to their stuff in that way. You can understand why, right? Some of the people who post ITT might be working in fields where even really tame sexy audios would make them unemployable overnight if their coworkers somehow found out, or might be worried about family finding them. There are also potential worried about being harassed (even though everyone who's contacted me has been super nice, when I used to work in a call center I always told myself that if anyone said "Zantosa" on a call at work I was nuking my chirbit from orbit.) or not wanting to be remixed into some other media type or used for profit without their knowledge on another site. Chirbit wants people to feel like their content is safer so they keep using the service.

Sorry, I know not always having a stable internet connection when you want to listen to an audio you really like can suck.

>>24055170
I wasn't paying attention to what I posted. Sorry for the terrible joke.
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>>24055186
Yeah, I definitely understand :(
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>>24055186
It's very very hard to identify a voice. Even with high tech sound software and isolating the same word in ten different scripts and comparing the waveform....but it's nearly impossible for just folks. Unless, you are recording at work--in that case you are toast with Personnel.

But if you weren't caught in flagrante delicto, and if that asshole from personnel is actually playing something and asking if you are <name>. Just deny it, say you don't know what they are talking about. If they push it further, tell them to prove it. Odd are they can't or won't bother. They expect you to break down right there and confess. Don't
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>>24055194
For myself I was more concerned about being identified by outside customers, because we already had a creepy harassing caller problem.

But this is good advice in general.

It might not matter if someone was a schoolteacher or something, though. I've heard of schoolteachers here in the US getting fired for privately, under another name, being involved in straight,consensual, adult only, non ageplay BDSM lifestyle stuff, for example. Or if you worked in politics or for a very religious small business owner. The rumor might be enough.

I'm not replying to this again, cuz I don't wanna derail or accidentally start an argument with anyone.

>>24055192
You're sweet. I knew you would. I hope it works out for you one way or the other, though.
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>>24055186
>>24055194
I agree with part of the past, mostly with:
"Just deny it, say you don't know what they are talking about. If they push it further, tell them to prove it. Odd are they can't or won't bother. They expect you to break down right there and confess. Don't."

But as for recognizing voices, I consider myself pretty just and indifferent to what people do (I've had friends reveal to me they do this and that fetish, because they know I don't see them the next day and think "Oh this is the nigga that did this and that" but just my friend as always), but I easily recognized 3 voices, one that I have heard in the past but from someone I don't know, 1 from a person that I also knew the nickname of and told her (here, not on skype where I have her) to change it; and one that never showed me or anyone else anything sexual then it turns out she has vibrators and radical fetishes. Recognizing a voice might happen as accident, I was just scrolling randomly through vocaroos while playing a game, without even paying attention, and then it immediately struck me that I knew that voice.

This is just to say that your voice can be recognized even by people that don't really care about it, so I understand why Zan is explaining her fears and what could happen: people like me and many of you guys here are kind and lovely, we are indifferent and don't care about harassing or persecute, I personally prefer for friends to have fun openly than fear others knowing them. But there are bad people that might end up getting her chirbit nuked out of protection and worse, having her life ruined or not trying to openly do something she/others like again. If I end up losing the chance of distracting from daily troubles by listening to audios I couldn't store and end up knowing that someone I appreciate is sad and in fear because other assholes decided to harass and give troubles to her I will genuinely mobilize to retaliate against them.
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>>24055138
> this was still a super nerve racking experience

To be honest, it sounds it, you're almost gabbling from trying to get the whole thing over with, which is a shame because your voice sounds pretty decent.

Here's a tip for doing poetry recordings: read it once through to yourself in your head, then read it out loud to yourself until you feel like you're swept up in it, the emotions, the feelings that the poem is talking about, and then hit record and perform it.

And to be fair, do some breathing excercises first. They'll relax both relax you on the one hand, and open up and warm up your throat on the other. :)
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>>24055227
Changing the topic somewhat, I finished that script I'd mentioned to you.

http://pastebin.com/gTY01jQB
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>>24055138
It might help if you make a recording, then just sit on it for a couple days then come back and listen to it with fresh ears. Then maybe rerecord it. If you do that it might take the pressure off knowing you won't post it. Maybe you will come back to one and realize it's actually good and then you'll post it. Or maybe not. But either way you'll get enough practice that it won't make you nervous any more.

If you tell yourself you won't post it that might take the edge off and it come out better.

Does anyone feel like recording this one-liner? It has been bouncing around in my head and I need to hear it in someone else's voice besides my inner monologue. If multiple people read it that would be awesome, I'm sure everybody would have a totally different interpretation.

"Daddy, I wanna FUCK!"
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IMPROV TRAINING BIN

http://pastebin.com/jsSEnuZL

Use, peruse and learn. If you have contributions to make to the SFW subject section or a projected NSFW section, I'll take them.
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>>24054877
Pip trying to slip one in under the radar. Very nice. I can remember way back when you weren't ready for NSFW. How far you (and we) have come.

Very sensual, sexy, and hot, quickly plunging into filthy. As always your pacing is superb. Thanks Pipster.
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>>24052510
Thank you! I decided to do some nonsexual stuff from the Funny to Psycho thing for starters, since I'm still unsure about how well I'll perform the sexual stuff.

>>24052616
It was a bit difficult, but vodka helps. Thanks! Pain and injury is fine (though I'm not much into blood - I prefer bruises) but I'd rather not die. I like being threatened with death though, especially with guns.

>>24053431
I might do the bdsm test later on, if I do I'm posting the results! As for the "dominant when confident".. uh, that's mostly if the other person would want me to be dominant. If I know that it really turns someone on, and I'm feeling confident, then I'll do it and probably enjoy it. Oh and I forgot to mention that I'll turn dominant/aggressive if I'm jealous for some reason.

If you post your kik/skype (or send me a message on chirbit if you don't want to post it here - I mean, I'd rather not, so) then we can talk for sure, I think it's great when people learn German!

>>24053666
Thank you, I'm glad you like it! But yeah it's really hard to force your own accent to be a certain way. Good thing they're appreciated here, I mean usually I'd like mine to go away.

I'm actually not from Germany, but I think my dialect is pretty similar to the Bavarian dialect. Ohh Karlsruhe looks nice, I've never been there but maybe I'll see it one day. I'm going to Germany soon, but not to this area.
I haven't found any lyrics for Hey Du anywhere, only for some song by Sido? And I suppose you mean the one from the musical. Incest isn't really my thing, I don't dislike it but I've never really paid attention to it? Maybe I'll do that someday!
I hope you're happy about an almost-german being here too!

>>24054484
Thank you :)
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>>24055882
Seems like my ID changed, huh. Anyway.

I did this possessive gf thing (You are mine, OK?). First time reading a script! Not sure if it's that great but it was fun anyway. I like acting possessive and jealous!
http://chirb.it/FkwbAI

Aaand the German translation of the Internet Tough Guy copypasta. Just because cringeworthy German translations of those kinda things crack me up. Took me a few tries to stay almost serious through almost the entire thing.
http://chirb.it/HF4O7r
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>>24055889
>You are mine, OK?
Not sure if it's just the accent, but this struck me as being more psychotic than simply possessive. good going all the same though.

>http://chirb.it/HF4O7r
Found this oddly soothing and relaxing... Probably because I didn't understand a word of it. :P

Thank you and keep 'em coming :)
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>>24055963
Psychotic? Well, I did try to make it sound that way, I think it fits the script. Thanks!

>soothing and relaxing
Made me giggle. It would probably sound very ridiculous to you if you understood it :D
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>>24056009
Well I did a google search on the 'Internet Tough Guy copypasta' and yeah... you're probably right. Still good though. :)
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Any funny shorts someone wants read?
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I have to give a big thanks to Zantosa for reading "Shotglass." I haven't listened to it yet, but I eagerly anticipate it.

I've been working on another script. This one is a bit of a creative writing exercise, and I'm really not sure what kind of feeling people are going to have reading it. It's definitely a strange juxtaposition. I'm not even sure it's workable for a recording in its current state, so I'm open to suggestions. I feel slightly dumber after writing it.

Anime girl
description: Anime scene doesn't go as planned, leaves a girl out of her element.
http://pastebin.com/5CjcCeDD
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>>24056074
Sure, assuming you are a grill. Go for it.

Shenanigans
http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
Line 108
Line 113
Line 198
Line 140
Line 262
Line 268
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>>24055882
>or send me a message

I'll probably do that. To do it we both have to follow each other, so I will follow you and you can follow back, then either of us can post it. My chirbit account's name starts with R

>Oh and I forgot to mention that I'll turn dominant/aggressive if I'm jealous for some reason.

This does give me even more ideas. I'll probably give it a try after you post the results, or if I get any sudden good idea to put into words. Thanks for sharing the German translation of the ITG, I'm curious to understand exactly your dialect and if I can manage to talk properly with it.
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>>24054877
I've got a Dutch fetish now.
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>>24056276
Alright! I followed you back.
And there's my results.

Actually in the ITG thing I wasn't speaking in my dialect, just regular "proper" German. That's why it felt a bit forced. If you want, I could make a dialect version (which would make the entire thing even more ridiculous, hell yes)!
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>>24056555
Mado I forgot to ask, do you think you will write German language scripts and read them? Or will you only do English? I would really enjoy hearing you talk about your feuchte Fotze and großartige lust auf Wichse and all of that great stuff. But I'm afraid if I wrote something in German it would just be a broken mess. I'm positive some other listeners would like to hear some German language scripts!
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>>24054877

I'll have to listen to this later, or at least try it!
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STAY BUMPED!

<Gonna put down the book I can't put down, dammit.
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Good day everyone, hope you guys will have a nice one.

>>24056555
Sent you a message on chirbit, thank you.
I do need more regular and "proper" German, at the moment the dialect here is what I'm struggling with. My hope is to learn both well (along yours too, why not) and be able to get access to better jobs here while I learn more of the language.

>>24057044
That's a cute webm.

>>24057334
What's the name of the book?
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Hey ladies and gents.
It's me, fur fan guy.
It's been a long and lonely winter so far. I hope everything is going well for everyone.
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>>24054877

:3
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>>24044268
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sa5FpnoIkm
For what it's worth... I just came to this. Hard. Making a huge creamy white mess. <3

Thank you!
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>>24056555
>>24057790
ended up writing the first script sooner than expected. I decided to change the initial premise a bit (was gonna tell the story directly at first), but I hope it's an enjoyable read at least: http://pastebin.com/t6w4Pj50

>>24057971
Hi, I don't know you, but hope things will go better for you soon. And welcome back.
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>>24055227
>>24055186

Hi! How goes this feminization improv? :3

>>24043438

Amazing work on the recent femdom script by the way, I loved it.
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https://clyp.it/nlfa45kw Sorry about the quality
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>>24058246
This brings me back memories. I remember I was listening to this while writing a story many years ago.
It wasn't bad, I was wondering if it's your first time singing. It sounds like you got more confident and at ease later on. I'd say to post other songs you like and getting more confident with it, both the quality and your fun will increase.

>>24057984
I had missed this webm before posting. Poor doggie.
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Repost from last thread

>Wizard brings home FSA girl

>[Mood: hungover]

> Uggghghghh....(SFX: Bedsheets shuffling) Where am I? What the hell happened? (panicked breathing and then more shuffling noises as you attempt to cover yourself) Don't come in, I'm not decent...I said not to come in, don't look at me. I don't know what happened but I really shouldn't be here...You...You didn't do anything you just....you just let me sleep in your bed all night....and here you are. (STarting to get creeped out) haha! okay, well that's very sweet and you seem nice but I really need to go...Eggs? You made me a bowl of eggs...no I'm really not hungry and I don't even like eggs so just please let me...h-hey what are you doing? Let me go!

> (The rest is the sounds of you crying and sobbing as you have eggs forcefed into your mouth "Why are you doing this to me?" shoved in between sobs)
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>>24054877
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To any girls:
Can you do a comforting sfw recording for a guy who is really ashamed of all this ddlg/loli stuff
You know I'd never hurt anyone or do anything wrong and it's just a fantasy but sometimes I feel like trash

Zantosa btw the sweet talk parts of your husband recordings really help :)
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>>24057790
>What's the name of the book?
I'm reading through some old mystery series. This was "Some Buried Caesar" by Rex Stout. A Nero Wolfe mystery.
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>>24059139
you are trash LOL
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>>24029251

Any lady who does this I will be eternally grateful there doesn't exist any audio like this out there anywhere, so if anyone would be so kind I would much enjoy it and cherish it deeply. I'm almost certain no one has done this.

http://pastebin.com/TATgB8eu
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Horrible news from France.
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>>24059675
"Sure, anon. Nothing like it ever. Oh, except for this.
The Sting: Vor Script Request http://pastebin.com/R33mcJd8
Magical warrior is fed to a dragon and is driven slowly mad as she digests.
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>>24059865
I know! Fucking awful shit!
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Quick question to the ladies (or guys if you know). I'm fucking my MILF co workers in her 50's. If I cum in her will she get pregnant? I thought that once mid 50's they can't or something. You could text or make audio about it but I desperately need to know. Thanks

;)
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Could someone do this caption please?
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Requesting either two performers or one performer who can do two different voices to do these captions please.
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>>24059960
Unfortunately, humans are very variable. Unless her uterus has fallen out, (it's freaky, but possible) and she is through menopause, you might be a daddy soon. There's really no way to know without asking her.
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>>24059899
FUCK YES!
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>>24056138
>http://pastebin.com/5CjcCeDD


I just read one stage direction out loud because it cracked me up.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02WBTSVaZYt


>>24057334
What book?

>>24059960
Cannot tell if you are serious or not. ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04WOc4NJOLi

>>24059139
http://chirb.it/zEOAm3
You're so cute, anon.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s14VgwDJgXnW
TL;DR
Evening plans are to get drunk and do internet things. I'm gonna try to catch up on some of these scripts.
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>>24060022
>>>24057334 (You)
>What book?
>>24059174
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>>24060033
>>24059174
Thanks, sorry I missed that!
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POETRY BUMP

The Love Knot

The woven length of rope snakes around my naked flesh
Cutting and biting into the very heart of me
I twist and turn to loosen its grip
But it is part of me now
Coiling round my very soul
Binding me firmly
Holding me prisoner to my desires for him
With every beat of my heart it wraps its self tighter
Weaving and threading round and around
Until there is no end or beginning left
Just a coiled mess
With every breath it grips me harder
Tying me to Him, holding me there
The love knot curls around me heart
Just like the rope around my body
I am tied, held, bound for Him
Ready

……Mollyxxx
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>>24059899
Aw I thought that was a link to a voice actress doing it! Got any links to voices doing vore?
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<| SNEAKY FAP CHALLENGE |>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Femanons, try to masturbate as sneakily and as quietly as you can.
Dirty whispering and quiet moans are appreciated.
Bonus if you are almost caught by someone.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>24060116
I've been searching for that one. It was a performer requests from ~Gemini, but it's not on her current Chirbit. I don't seem to have the original source files from that time. I'm still looking, and maybe I can get her to show up to do yours.
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>>24060061
The love knot
http://chirb.it/bEmGna

>>24059975
Cucked by futa
http://chirb.it/Kxr0Mb
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The Preacher's Wife Part 2
http://chirb.it/rPa3rf

Emailed to me by someone.

Originally meant for Ruby Gloom. Ageplay, mention of beast, corrupt church camp,etc.


Someone saw the ageplay reassurance, asked for one for Femdom fans.

I'm half in the bag and the letter R is going missing. Otherwise this sounds okay.

http://chirb.it/B2A7IO
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>>24056138
Anime Girl
http://chirb.it/nm1vqy

The first fake japanese is what my friend who actually liked anime said the first time she said she was going to pretend to be a girl from hentai or her BF and wanted to borrow my clothes to fuck in. I did not loan her my burrando, even though she had lovely tits.
>>24058102
I never forget, but I never seem to deliver when people are expecting. Sorry!!!!!
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So I copied the lines from this Muffet flash: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=180823&n=Muffet+6.swf

Into this pastebin: http://pastebin.com/MqQhiw9s

Is anyone up for pretending to be a spiderwaifu?
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Would anyone be able to play with their makeup and tell me about their day in a cute voice?
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Any good bikini play lately?
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>>24061098
Well, I can suggest some scripts

http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
"Bratty Little Sister Bikini Sex"
I. Line 117
II. Line 110
Cousin Version of I: Line 131

In terms of general bathing suit play
"One-Piece Convert"
Line 93

http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
"Fetish Discovery"
Line 81
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>>24061098
And have a link. Maybe it'll make Her Grace appear.

Turtle does VK's "Bratty Sister Bikini Tease"
http://chirb.it/s0dfgq
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>>24061098
And another link. I have a serious bathing suit issue. I should see someone about it...or feel someone...mmmm...that warm skin..that smooth fabric.....mmmmm

Neighbor Girl Does Bikini Tease (request fill)
She uses his pool and has noticed him admiring her body in her bikini. She decides it's time to repay the favor.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 940
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>>24060256
Thank you so much!
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You will STAY BUMPED, yes?

Our hearts go out to France tonight. When will this scourge end?
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>>24061064
Damn.
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>>24061255
no don't think your voice wont be cute enough. I just want to hear some nice stuff and lipstick being opened and closed, foundation bottles being opened and makeup brushes rolling around in the makeup bag. i just want to hear about your day and what's going on.
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>>24061270
Lol well it's kind of late for me. I did do a makeup ramble though
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Can someone please read this femsub script for me?

http://pastebin.com/v1UNuRvA

Please read it like you're absolutely *desperate* to be fucked by the person you're speaking to.
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>>24061129
>>24061149
>>24061157
>serious bathing suit issue
then you're just like me, anon ;)
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>>24061327

Here:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00W2zZXyK4X

I did try to sound desperate but I don't usually do this, soo... but it was fun to try. I tried to sound desperate. Enjoy.
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>>24061270
If you're into that kind of stuff... give me your skype or kik. I will rant to you about makeup in a cute voice, I don't care. All I care about is what you said about the makeup part, I want to tell you about my makeup.

Seriously, I do. I want to talk to a man about makeup! I want to tell you about the new eyeshadows I bought, or the mascaras or the eyeliners etc.. Please reply if you would be interested in that. I loooooove makeup so much...
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>>24061149
Hey Turtle glad to see you're still around! I always love your performances.
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>>24061468

Thank you!
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>>24061149
And when are we going to get more GLaDOS stuff?
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>>24060022
Cannot tell if you are serious or not. ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04WOc4NJOL

Yes it is I. And your advice is exactly what I needed to hear! Thanks so much Zan. I'm going to ask her and raw dog it anyways, being sure to pull out at that crucial moment if she hasn't hit menopause yet ;) thanks for the help
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>>24061532

Seconded. DYING for a Breaking GLaDOS sequel!
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>>24061516
>>24061532
>>24062207
I'm not Turtle! I just posted a recent link. But your responses do suggest that she is needed.
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>>24061478
yo my skype is hellboy4541, add me!!

I'm going to sleep now, or you can find me on the discord server as Frills

Makeup <3
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Lunchtime poetry BUMP

watch your tense and case

oh baby
i want to be your direct object.
you know, that is to say
i want to be on the other
side of all the verbs i know
you know how to use.

i've seen you conjugate:
i touch
you touched
you heard
she knows
who cares

i'm interested in
a few decent prepositions:
above, over, inside, atop,
below, around and
i'm sure there are more
right on the tip of
your tongue.

i am ready to spend
the present perfect
splitting your infinitive
there's an art to the way you
dangle your participle and

since we're being informal it's okay to
use a few contractions, like
wasn't (going to)
shouldn't (have)
and a conjunction:
but (did it anyway)

and i'm really really glad
you're not into dependent
clauses since all i'm really
interested in is your
bad, bad grammar
and your exclamation point.

-Daphne Gottlieb
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>>24061738
Pre-cum could still get her pregnant.
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Poetry Bump

the babysitter
--Daphne Gottlieb

When you leave for the evening —
card games, parties, office things —
it is your wife's closet
I go to first.
She's got great
taste in shoes.
I glisten under
her expensive
make-up,
stroke her perfume
behind my ears. I smell
like her, like this. Your baby's hands
fumble for my nipples.
She gums my pinky while I rifle
around in your drawers. My hands
go anywhere they want, and I learn
so much: your wife's diaphragm
(who uses a diaphragm?)
in her underwear drawer, your porn
stash under the bed, there's pot
in the bedside table.
You are so American,
I could see you on TV,
some movie about some guy
driving the babysitter home.

You wonder what I know, here in the blink
of the turn signal, but I won't tell you anything.
My closed mouth is so young, if you listen
carefully, you could hear echoes of breast milk.
Already I know so much:
Why you're driving a little too slow,
how the thought of touching me makes you lurch,
a drunken car on a winding road,
how you will go home and trace me
on your wife with your mouth
and she will be grateful for your ardor —

but for now, we are still in the car.
Your fingers are smooth and damp on the wheel
and you are in your head, you are 20 or so, there is no
baby seat in the back and it is our first
date, dinner and a movie. You want to know
if I had a nice time. "Of course," I say. "Did you?" You're
broken. No one ever asks about you — and you did, you had
a great time, want to do it again, all of it, bad Chinese food and all,
see the action figure kicking ass 15-feet high while your thigh presses against
mine in the flickering dark, and you'd do it all again to get
to this moment, with the shock
of how soft my face is, how you're surprised
by the stubble on your cheeks, that's where you are
when you pull into my driveway, barely remembering
not to kiss the babysitter good-
night. I take your money and I'm
gone.
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A sad Miso misses anon:
http://chirb.it/rFsHzc

(i've been absent for some time and was supposed to post about that neckbeard story and the french poem but my "condition" acted up and i felt pretty tired but it's all ok now! Will try to post it all as soon as i can! Hope everyone is having fun tonight)
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>>24063006
(also music used is the sad music from Guggure! Kokkuri san when Kohina is "left" by Kokkuri, found a piano cover of it)
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>>24063006
No need to apologize for whatever you have that flares. I've been pretty open her about my MS, so I definitely know where you're coming from. Glad you're with us as much as you are. Not that we don't always thirst for MOAR!
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Good evening guys, hope you're doing well. Currently there is a coup d'etat going on in Turkey by the military. What a week.

>>24063006
>http://chirb.it/rFsHzc

that was both sweet and sad. Hope you'll get better days too Miso. Can't imagine how bad things are there at the moment after yesterday's attack.
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>>24063149
Dang. Sounds like everything is rowdy this week.
I'm happy you enjoyed it. But don't worry i'm fine really! It just sort of happens, like bad days.
Also i'm from Belgium but yeah, that was terrible.
As a (not really) funny fact, i was two metros away from the one that exploded in Brussels.
Not getting off at this exact station but i have a friend who does and i pass by it.
>mfw i came back to see all the worried messages on my social media and realized what happened
Being late might have saved my life that day.
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Can someone say a moaning "hi mommy"?
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SNAPCHAT @boyzgz
18, man, Wanna try new things
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>>24063267
Um, i could try?
Moaning in what way? A lewd way or more of a "i'm tired"?
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>>24063361
Just say it in a sexy voice lmao
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>>24063267
>>24063386
I did my best at it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MJPUoaSC83
-Miso-
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>>24063456
Good fucking job girl
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>>24063469
>mfw being told i did good
Uploaded it on my chirbit now since i wasn't too sure if it was going to be good at first.
(http://chirb.it/5BLtGe)
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>>24061157
ARCHIVE BUMP

Ruby Red does VK's "Neighbor Girl Does Bikini Tease"
http://chirb.it/sGJ8Ez


I really hope she returns in the new school year. Her chirbit is still up, so I figure it's okay to link stuff. Something else occurred to me. Not stepping back from the idea that girls should control their own stuff, but since the script was mine, don't I have a partial claim?
Whatever, enjoy a fine performer doing my stuff.
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Low priority requests for anybody!
>talk about a time on FSA that was fun and a time that wasn't
>tell everybody a sexy thing that you want to do but haven't (if there are multiple, pick the weirdest or most difficult one because "Imma virgin ponos on vagoo" isn't really a fascinating story)
>Explain how you would organize a pillow fight so that 1: someone could win 2: without involving points or judges and 3: while remaining a pillow fight, meaning no grappling, shoving, putting a pillow on somebody and punching it and being like "it counts, didn't do it directly"
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bumping for makeup talk!
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I summon:
DieMond
Shygal
Remon
Milky
Eve
Honey
>>24035435
>>24035438

AND any girl with a free moment to record.
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>>24064191
Bump for vore stories please god!
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STAY BUMPED.

This looks like a croissant moon, for France! Or maybe it's a Turkish ornament for Turkey!
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>>24043122
Fuck you I miss fat Mac :(
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buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
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>>24064979
BUMP and try sleeping again. (hopefully with more success)
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>>24035435
I hope Honeybun does that Anal fap. I can only dream.
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>>24063255
I'm glad!
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New girl questions. My onboard mic sucks, make sure volume is down! Searching out a better mic now.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YZW0xDvK48
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXySZOGDTG
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>>24066291
It sounds good.

10/10 would enjoy listening to you moan.
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>>24066291
You have a pretty voice and you're a good speaker. Also, your mic is tolerable. I hope you figure out what kind of material you're interested in (or alternatively you can just roll around in the infinite requests and do whatever and let the pattern develop itself without trying)
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>>24066291
Welcome. Hearing the mischief in that voice, I'm thinking you're going to fit right in around here.
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/r/ing any Final Deletion dialogue.

Sorry for meming.
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So in the last couple weeks a bunch of people have sent me AMAZING Scripts. But I have a quick update.
http://chirb.it/J41Obk


TL;DR
Might be thrown out of housing and not post for a while, don't panic.

Will try and get some stuff done later today, because I don't know anything yet.
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>>24066915
I'll send you an email directly, but for the moment I'll wish you all the best and I hope that things will be ok soon.
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>>24066915
>http://chirb.it/J41Obk
You're a bit of wonderful yourself. People can be toxic,and the only way they ever learn about themselves in when we leave them in the rear-view mirror. Be safe and we'll be here when you are ready.
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>>24067000
That's not the image I wanted, unless it made you laugh. I meant to do this one.

>not that you don't need a new boat.
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>>24066291
You sounded great on that terrible mike, so I can't wait for you to return! Welcome! The second vocaroo cut off at 1:08 for me. Did you choose a name?
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9 days and 5 hours, 71 new audios, not sure of the performer count yet, 114 posters so far, and at our current pace we might make it to Sunday.
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>>24067322

What can be done about it? I assume people already go into the male sexy audio thread and ask if any women listeners want to join our thread. Otherwise don't people just happen to browse 4chan, and then happen to see what the other boards consist of, and then happen to see this thread?
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>>24067360
I have my standard invitation for frothy fems to join us posted in MSA. Otherwise, all we can do is wait.
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>>24067360
>>24067322
Is the thread short handed?
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>>24067397
No, not actually, but we're in a period where work schedules are not matching up right. During the school year, this isn't so much of a problem. But to stay in school, students have to work their asses off in the summer. Also family vacations and such...Performers show up when they can and we always turn out good numbers, but they are much lower this summer, than in summers before, leaving out the postwar lull, of course.
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STAY BUMPED!

I want:
ScottieDesu and Turtle in the morning
and
DieMond and the Ozzie crew right now!
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>>24060256
>>24060256
>Cucked by Futa
More of this sort of thing!
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>>24066291
Hi! You have a really nice voice. Um, could I please get an audio clip of you receiving a brand new fur coat from your boyfriend and just being really excited and pleased about it?
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ARCHIVE BUMP

TrinityX doing VK's "Massage Magic"
https://soundgasm.net/u/Trinity_X/F4M-Massage-Magic-Script-by-VeeKaytooimplied-incestcousinsmassagefootplay
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Why Phantom Lady is the Best (I didn't write it, but I agree)

Personally I like the idea of a character without super powers who could live a comfortable life in high society and be oblivious of the world around her but decides to single-handedly take on corruption and injustice in a war on crime. Her stories have a tone and cadence to them that gets lost on characters like fem Thor, She Hulk, Wonder Woman, and even Black Canary. She only has her wits and her black ray projector and goes out in a swimsuit every night to fight Nazis and criminal scum. Even her skimpy costume shows a cunning that unique from other characters-- it isn't her mother's armor or a biker outfit, it's a weapon against her male foes. She's aware of her sexuality and commands it in a way that disarms and overwhelms enemies. In a lot of ways she's more forwardly progressive than the characters Marvel and DC create to pander to audiences crying for feminist heroes. She isn't caught up in some us vs them debate she just wants to do right by people and protect the little person who can't stand up or themselves. Sometimes that means getting into a dogfight with ace Luftwaffe pilots and sometimes that means swashbuckling to defend the territory of her comic pages from cameo appearances by other characters, but she's always been at the front lines encouraging people to fight for what they believe in. Phantom Lady is the coolest damn gal in funnybooks. She's more than just a character, she's an icon.
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Is anybody working on anything to post soon? I'm wondering if I should start writing on the thread. I haven't done a BUMP script in a pretty long time, but I've got a friend's sister, yoga teasing, fuck bit in mind.
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>>24069888
Yoga Tease (Best Friend's Sister)(Tease)(Yoga posing)

"No, my brother isn't home right now. I'm <insert name> Don't you remember me? <laugh> Sure, I've grown up. So have you. Look, I don't know when he'll be back. You want to wait....well, OK. I just...this is just when I usually do my yoga and the lady on the tape drives him crazy so....oh, you don't mind. OK....."
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>>24070074
Seems promising enough dear VK. Makes me want to write a yoga/exercise one too. (maybe I'll do a lesbian one)
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>>24070108
Go for it! I've had this beginning and idea for a long time and it was stillborn, but I downloaded a yoga magazine the other day and having some positions to reference provided the details I needed to go on with it.
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>>24070074
"What? well he finds the poses she does exciting for some reason and seeing his own sister doing them just annoys him."
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Okay so this one might take a little fantasizing for some of you, just imagine you post a bunch of dirty audios on the internet.
Because I'm your biggest fan.
(this isn't Stan)
http://chirb.it/A4BvNt
for both femmes and men, it's an audio message from one of your fans who wants to show you just how much she enjoys listening to you.

And a bit of silly content, your girlfriend can't sleep and decides to tell you a story about a dancing porcupine. (I know, I probably won't win any literary awards)
http://chirb.it/y8Nzbg

>>24055595
Haha, I blame VK for posting all that *right* after I did. Thank you!
>>24056394
there are rehabs for that, don't worry
>>24057044
Hope you like it (:
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>>24070323
>Haha, I blame VK for posting all that *right* after I did. Thank you!
Should I post "HOLD THE THREAD! FEATURED LINKS COMING! IF YOU DON'T WANT YOU POST BURIED UNDER A GLUT OF CONTENT, HOLD OFF UNTIL THE MUSIC IS POSTED!?"
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>>24070364
Nah, will just clutter things more, if you're unlucky/didn't update/ didn't see in time you'll still get buried a bit. Not the biggest problem in the world.
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>>24070135
"Well, the downward facing dog pose really gets him. Want to see it? Okay, I get my self set, then put my hands on the floor, with my butt up in the air and then I--puuuuuush forward--like this...Mmmmm...I can guess why he like this one."
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>>24070385
"This moves nicely into Extended Warrior, like this.Then the Virabhadrasana 1 for a few reps, I think he likes it because of the way her chest goes forward. She wears thin tops and you can nearly always see her nipples. Mine too? Oh..um..oops. Then I'm "Riding the Wave" for four breathes.... Yeah, I'm flexible."
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>>24070492
"Wanna see how flexible? This is like that first one I did. I forget the Indian name, but this is the Wide-legged forward bend. You like the muscles in my back and neck?

>This is going to need editing and breathing effects added. Unless there is a performer who actually does Yoga and can imitate a session.
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>>24060795
bumping for this.
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>>24068687
I'd be happy to write some futa scripts, but it also needs voice actresses. D:
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>>24070601
Just write. If we don't write then we admit that we have lost hope. But if you keep writing, FSA will pick up and survive. Believe!
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>>24070547
<4 breaths>"Pretty cool, huh? I know you'll like the next one. You adjusting yourself there, buddy? <Giggle> This one is called the Chest-Opening Twist. I really like how this stretches and tones my legs. <4 breaths> You like? Oh, you're a leg man? So is that why you can't keep your eyes off of girls in yoga pants. <giggle> I am so not 'performing' for you. I'm just doing my routine. Okay, okay, maybe I'm showing off a bit. But you're eating it up. No, I'm not doing the dog again., This is for my heart chokra This is where I keep my hips above my knees and walk forward with my hands and sink my heart to the floor <4 breaths> Which puts my lips right here near what I see bulging in your shorts. That's right, unzip.
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>>24070323
>From Your Biggest fan
Tailor made for those of us who have posted a bunch of dirty audios... And *very* gratefully received. ;)

Wonderfully acted, good script (or stunning improvisation), and incredibly, unspeakably sexy.

Thank you.
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>>24029769
He's not the only art retard :^)
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Would anyone be willing to read this one?

http://pastebin.com/Z9RpEqen

Please read it like you're in the middle of being fucked hard, and encouraging the person who is fucking you.
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>>24070754
Shhh., you can't convince an art elitist that he is wrong! Even if his pic does support my argument more than his.
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>>24070622
"Yes, he would kill you if he knew, but I forgot to tell you that he's working and won't be back till 9, and I can keep a secret as well as you can. Take it out!"
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>>24070854
"Mmm, nice one. <kiss> And it gets even bigger! You will notice that I do the cat pose, but spend more time with the cow pose to take you in my mouth. <BJ sounds>
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>>24071119
"Oh, really? How long have thought about puttting that in my mouth? You dirty old man! <giggle> <BJ noises>
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Zantosa you've done a couple of comfort audio for me recently that have really made a difference and as someone who has been homeless before I sincerely hope this all works out babygirl <3
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>>24071324
"But if you want to really see how flexible I am, you shouldn't finish now. Yeah, pull off my top. Mmmmm....you have a nice touch. See how my nipples are standing up for you now?"
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>>24067004
I want a houseboat, now.
>>24066948
Thanks! Replied to your email.

I made a lot of calls, sent a lot of emails, still need to get some boxes (a friend says he can get me some at work) and things are moving. Slowly. Luckily I've been generally trying for the last couple years to keep living expenses low, and I get paid weekly from current job.

I got some recordings done. It's relaxing to step away from my "real" self and be a character.

Vivisection, by Vilmon
Surgery, vague trans-humanism/futuristic, gory, blowjob, teasing, medical
http://chirb.it/rcBHhc

>>24070798
Short, enthusiastic femsub schlick
http://chirb.it/cwmre9

Someone with my email address's pedorotica collection

http://chirb.it/pvMere


>>24071490
<3 I'm not going to be homeless. By hook or by crook. But I'm sorry that happened to you, and thanks so much! I'm glad the audio helped! It's weird because it's going to happen, but not today so I'm trying hard to make plans during business hours. Lucky I'm only like half unpacked from my last move.

>>24071490
This is sooo much yoga smut! But if someone tries to read it from the thread they're gonna get distracted and start reading other random replies.
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>>24071575
>This is sooo much yoga smut! But if someone tries to read it from the thread they're gonna get distracted and start reading other random replies.


I don't expect it to be read yet. It still needs work and will even when I finish it, but it's a way of keeping the thread going during slow times and I usually get good things out of it.

And for boxes, go to your local liquor store. They always have boxes. I use them a lot because I have a lot of books.
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>>24071584
That's actually a really good idea, because you always have a liquor store close by, unlike most of the places people suggest to me.

I bow before you superior knowledge of thread bumping!
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>>24071600
Wine boxes are great for books because they are small enough that you can't really overload them--books being so fucking heavy. And if you save some of the the dividers, you've got safe storage for glassware, spices, cooking oils, computer cords, and even your liquor and wine.
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>>24071575

Ooh, that was hot!

Thank you so much!
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>>24071490
<Kissing as he strokes your tits> Pull off my pants and put those hands on the rest of me. <moan> My favorite yoga pose to get fucked in? I don't really know, but I think it will be the Dog."
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>>24071712
"We can sure start there! Let me get your clothes off. <SLAP> Hey! Too soon. Get me going before you start that stuff. <Moan as he enters you> Oh, that's good, that's real good!"
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>>24071905
Mmmmmm...fuckyeah! This is gooooood! Pull me into you...pull my hips back. Take a little pressure off my arms. Shit!<laugh> You're messing up my breathing! <moaning, heavy breathing and all like that>
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Hi everyone, Sketcher here, back after a long absence. Sorry I have been away for so long.
Here's a more extra-curricular spin on Miss Strata.

MISS STRATA'S PLAYTHING
I looked up, dazed by the attack, and saw Miss Strata towering over me, a cane in her left hand.

As I struggled to my feet, Miss Strata, dressed in the smart outfit you would expect of a teacher, grabbed my hair and dragged me along the floor. All I could do was stumble behind her on all fours...then...then she struck me with the cane, stinging my bottom hard.

I was dragged into a weird room, darkly lit, with...a chair with a big dildo on the seat...a bench with straps and what appeared to be a piston device behind it...assorted whips, cattle prods, straps, gags...straitjackets, stockings, panties...oh god...my god...my eyes wide as she threw me onto an ottoman and gripped my pants and pulled them down.
I struggled weakly, but Miss Strata's strength pinned me down as she stripped off my pants aggressively...oh fuck...her power...please...
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>>24072164
We leave our players as sleep calls us. I"m sure she can hold that position until I can get to them tomorrow, right?

>>24072329
Welcome back!

STAY BUMPED

In the unlikely even you need to reset, everything you need is at the top of the thread. Happy Monday, peeps!
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A Marvel flavoured non-sexy (though IMHO angry Chthon is pretty damn sexy for an Elder God).

Do you remember Chthon, mortals? How you used to worship me in the long ago?

And for my part, I would dine on your fears...

...but then you and your mages got oh-so clever. They made a pact to end my feast. Not with a spell or a charm, but with a lie.

They said, "There is no God of Chaos". "There is no God of Chaos Magic." And you believed them.

So, tell me...do you believe them now? Do you?!
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>>24035376
Requesting guillotine from someone
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>>24072388
> Chthon post was me, Sketcher, btw

Oh btw Zantosa, I listened to your porn commentary, and am very intrigued and fascinated by your medical fantasy, and also I can point you to some good porn that may appeal to you. There's a trick to finding them on Pornhub.
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Non-sexy request. I'm feeling a bit down, could someone record some Delirium from Sandman? I'll post a couple of pages.
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>>24072704
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>>24072719
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>>24072722
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>>24072697
I was honestly thinking of posting some sandman quotes to be read.

You're good people, anon
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This please
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H-hey ^^

It's the 1st time I post anything here.
I wanted to try something, so here is La Vie en Rose in English ^^ I hope you like it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R802We1mPm


~D.
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>>24073073
Hi D. That was nice. Welcome to the thread.
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Good day everyone. Hope you guys are doing well.

>>24071575
Answered back. Also I really like the images you post sometimes with your replies.

>>24073073
This was very sweet, you have a nice voice. Thanks for sharing it D.
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>>24072416
Go on...

>>24071637
Yeah, you've convinced me I'm trying this today.

>>24071672
Glad you liked it!
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>>24071575
amazingly fun and well done acting with the vivisection
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Would a kind girl please help indulge my lesbo+futa fantasies? i think it will take some confidence in your voice to play it off, but i will be eternally grateful even if you try. <3

setting:
in a sleezy bar, you are the charming girl with the penis

script:

1/2
Oh wow.. look at you. I never thought i'd find someone hotter than me in this dump. What's a girl like you doing in here?
You know.. I think I know what you're looking for, even though you don't know that yourself. Do you mind if i sit a little closer?
Give me your hand for a second - Mm, you feel that? Can you feel the pulse on my cock, fluctating at the warmth of your hand? The thought of pulling up your skirt and bending you over the bar table is almost making my legs shake.. but we shouldn't do that here, not with all these people around.
Hah, i can see you blushing. You don't seem certain, but i can see by the pulse of your neck that i'm stirring some emotions in you.
I do have a room upstairs you know, maybe if i vivified how i'd spread your legs, and bite your neck with my cock brushing up against your panties, you'd ease off a little, huh?
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2/2 (don't take the *thing* literally, just play off what comes natural)
*gasp*
*Ahh* not here. *soft moan* stop rubbing *ahh* i haven't cummed for days *arh* and i'll - make a mess *mm* no!
*reluctant moaning into climax* noo!
*light panting* ugh, i made such a fucking mess.. *panting* and you ruined my pants.
*stern* Okay, we're going upstairs now and i'm going to teach you a lesson.. *light* But can you just walk in front, i'd rather not let everyone see these stains.
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>>24073097
>>24073196

Thank you so much ^^

I don't know if you like to hear girls speaking in other languages, but here's a poem in portuguese by Alberto Caeiro. :)

http://chirb.it/nykrye

~Dorothy *
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I think Moon Song's probably my favorite so far Dorothy, really nice.

Welcome to the thread. :)
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>>24073466
Yeah lots of people, myself included, enjoy linguistic diversity. I like German and Spanish recordings, or really strong German and Russian accents in English.

Portuguese is not hot to me, mostly because I worked in a call center as the Spanish agent and people would transfer me calls from Portuguese people and I had to muddle through. It's awful trying to make a sale by speaking Spanish at someone who's speaking Portuguese back. They never understand why they can understand me but I can't understand them! I've corroborated this with other Portuguese people, nobody can figure it out.

There will definitely be somebody that will ask you to perform Portuguese scripts. Just say you're available for x, y and z whenever you stop by the thread wanting to make a recording.
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>>24073539

Oh that's nice ^^

Yea, I don't find it hot either, but since it's my native language I could contribute to the linguistic diversity of the thread :)

I think the main reason is the stupid amount of vowel sounds that we have. I could be wrong, though.
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>>24073487

Thank you! :D
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>>24073466
Thank you very much for the poem, it was nice to listen to. I'll explore your chirbit a bit later on and hear a bit more from you, your voice is really soft and nice to listen to. I'd be happy if you do a "rambling" or "daily talking" if you have time.
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I'd like one of the girls who's still a virgin to masturbate and describe your fantasy of the perfect first time
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>>24070323

It wasn't my cup of tea, but I did have some good laughs about it. Most because of the duolingo aspects of it. Pic related.
"From your biggest fan" sounds promising though. I'll listen to it during the weekend.
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>>24072164
I'm on the pill, and I really want you to cum in me. But I want to look at your face when you do. I've had a crush on you for forever and I never want to forget this. So can we get on couch, you on top of me? <laugh> Not yoga, but I'm pretty sure it's in the Kama Sutra!


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>>24073466
Welcome, Dorothy!
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>>24073986
<get situated> Ooohhhhh...this is good too...You feel amazing inside me, and I love, love, love your mouth on my tits! You know you can bend me any way you want. Pull my leg up? Why? Oh. Oh! Wow!
Nobody's ever sucked on my toes like that!<more intense moaning and breathing> All of me is sexy? Good to know!
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>>24074083
<moaning> Ohhh! I really want you to cum in me! <even more intense moaning> Yes! Yes! Yes! <improvise to orgasm or not> Fill me up! Yeah! Whooo! This is the cool-down I need after I do yoga. We should work out together again. Of course. I'll do my stuff and you watch until you can't control yourself anymore. <laugh>
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>>24074249
"Oh Ha. Ha. Don't even go there. My brother isn't into me at all. .His schedule is pretty normal, by the way. Monday, Wednesday and Friday he's there until 9 or 10. So you can come back for more Yoga and BUMPING."

THE END > in more ways than one.
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Does anyone know where i could find some succubus scripts from?
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>>24073215
Okay, alot of people who upload to pornhub and other sites avoid copyright hits by not using many tags.

Typing "bondage" or "lezdom" and sorting to longest will get you some full length videos, though you will have to scroll through the pages to keep an eye for what tickles your fancy.
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