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/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
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>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D
>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.
>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...
>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.
>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!
Prior thread:
>>24016569
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First for dirty boy
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>>24029241
>>24029232
Yes it is! You have tattoos so you're easier to recognize. It is hard sometimes when there's not a marking on arms to determine who someone is, but the more you post the easier we recognize :)
Also we do like them dirty!
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Do we have any Germans ITT?
Shame about that hand ball, eh? ;DDDDD
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>>24029249
Ever find the inspiration you were looking for on your abomination?
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>>24029154
>I have no convicted criminal history I'm good at talking my way out of stuff
Uh... I hope the operative word wasn't "convicted"... was thinking, 'so... you're good at talking your way out of a conviction?' ;)
>>24029243
>>24029253
Chair poses! as per >>24027642
Thx, Soranon!
>>24029261
Bae!
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>>24029271
Well it's never came down to a court situation. I always get off the hook then and there. I'm not doing anything terribly illegal though. Trespassing during backpacking trips, test driving obviously illegal vehicles around the block, or getting caught with a few grams of weed when I'm cycling through the canyons. I talk better than I type. My ex girlfriends mother told me I'd be a great politician and she didn't mean it as a compliment either
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>>24029261
Yes there I am German
But thats still not many
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>>24029271
Yas!
>>24029306
I'm just assuming you're also watching the game
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>>24029241
>>24029140
>I can't figure out the sexy fingering stuff though I'm a grabber more than a poker
We like grabbing, spanking, slapping, choking, hair-pulling, too. =)
Plenty of inanimate object gentle sadism ITT! Fruit and musical instruments being the most molested, I believe...
>>24029297
>never came down to a court situation
lol! OK. I just think "butcher" and start thinking about more terrible crimes...
>>24029306
DOGGIEEEEEE!$$!!%%!
>sorry- again, I appreciate your inked forearm, but creatures and critters will always get first freakouts over humans
>>24029319
I know you showcase your hands and arms w/ instrument here, but I'm still gazing/obsessed w/ your crotch
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>>24029323
It's ok, gaze and obsess all you like!
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>>24029319
Not really
I worked till 10pm
What about you
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>>24029243
>>24029253
Look at you getting requests in with those beefy arms!
>>24029261
I just reminisced back to the smoking webm and fell in a deep deep lust. You men will kill me with the smoking photos. Guhhhh!
>>24029267
I didn't, instead of locating more pieces I painted horribly violent abstract paintings instead. I didn't get to hike this week to collect more things either :/ I also have a tenancy to take on too many art projects at once and get distracted easily.
>>24029306
Anon with the bat tattoo :D
This thread is starting off nice
>>24029319
>am not moving eyes from guitar fingering to crotch. Not at all.
Also is this that famous sleepy couch you were referring to?
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>>24029323
Then here Is one more for you from my Last dog
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>>24029323
>I'm still gazing/obsessed w/ your crotch
We are the same xD
>>24029333
Mmmfff that belt handling, god damn
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>>24029323
I've got a few guitars, a uke but I feel like somebody has been asking for this?
Well in the butcher world most everbody has a bad past. One guy I worked with learned how to cut meat in prison because of an armed kidnapping of a rival gang member. Another was a big time tar dealer who used to bring morphine pills for all of us. Easy to drop some product in a paper wrapped steak and slide cash back and forth. Those days are long gone though I'be been staying straight for quite some time now
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>>24029334
Oh! Yeah I'm watching, it's a good game.
Except the ref is (sh)italian and Germany sent Italy packing. Strange choice of referee to be honest.
>>24029338
It is! Hella ugly but comfortable as FUCK
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>>24029346
belts are fun ;)
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Curses!
What have I done with my coffee pot?!
Good morning thread, by the way.
-Brandt
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I believe there was a request for mirror shots?
>>24028180
>Oh dear, sexualizing breakfast, huh? I can't tell if I'm turned on, or hungry.
I'd go for turned on - there's only one doughnut left, and that's breakfast tomorrow. Unless you'd like to volunteer for that position. ;)
>>24028486
>hahahahhaa!!! Donuts are such WHORES!!!! Especially the glazed ones!!!
The glazed ones are the best, but you do have to get the right kind. Made the mistake of not getting Krispy Kreme once - never again.
>>24028810
>God help me... there's a half-decimated box of donuts sitting in the common area and I'm just thinking to self, "that's a fucking whorehouse waiting for Nolly!!!!"
Heheheheh
>>24029338
>horribly violent abstract paintings
Now THIS I have to see~
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>>24029333
Triple 3s... and a belt. fuck. me.
>>24029343
OMG! ME WANTS DOGGIE!!$@!$@!
>>24029357
HARMONICA!!$#@$!$% YOU PLAY?!$?!
OMG, this is gonna be awesome. You can get so many hand flutter / neck gesture shots with note bending and shit!$!$!!
AHHHH!!!
>>24029358
>>24029376
The onslaught of boyshort/cheeky decimation continues!$(&*%!(&*
Rapid Fire Edition!#!$!!!!!!
>>24029387
And then Nolly appears to make me giggle my head off... ;) hahahahahaha!!! Typical day in this thread...
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>>24029397
Every musician should play harmonica it's the easiest because there's no wrong notes granted you play in the right key. I'll take some pictures of a harmonica session for you I had a feeling somebody was all about it
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>>24029357
Hey yeah, this was an outstanding request from one of the last threads!
It's great you're staying on track these days, most people that get themselves locked up end up back in over and over again.
>>24029358
>>24029367
You wreak havoc on my undies. Stahp. (But please don't stop.)
>>24029376
Anger pose is also "lady bent over your counter whilst cupping boobies" pose.
>so specific. What is my mind doing these days!?
>>24029387
Why are you so adorable?!
>Unless you'd like to volunteer for that position. ;)
Consider me volunteered!
>Now THIS I have to see~
They're terrifying, I always start out so calm, but it ends up dark, bloody, and gore by the end. Once they dry I have to pawn them off on friends because they creep me out.
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>>24029406
Yah! I actually requested it twice during the last thread. I used to play (terribly) but it was fun until I got lightheaded from not breathing properly, haha. there's a whole lot going on with hands, arms, necks and lips. =)
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Oh right, mirror shots.
Found the coffee pot... left it in the table:p
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>>24029397
oh yeah, trips and belts.
>how to make the ladies wet 101
>>24029413
Don't worry, I won't stop!
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>>24029433
That file name! Heh!
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>>24029431
N-n-nooooo! Too sexy too fast too much!
Help&:/@@
Why does it look like you're in a bathroom? Why do I want you to fuck me on a bathroom counter in front of the mirror? Whyyyyyyyyy
>>24029433
Choking both yourself and the ladies w/ dis pic
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>>24029431
Pocket pose mmmfff!
>>24029433
>>24029436
Am officially not getting anything else done the rest of the day. Ffffuck.
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Speaking of ridiculous poses.
>>24029397
>And then Nolly appears to make me giggle my head off... ;) hahahahahaha!!! Typical day in this thread...
:D
>>24029413
>Why are you so adorable?!
It is a mystery~
>They're terrifying, I always start out so calm, but it ends up dark, bloody, and gore by the end. Once they dry I have to pawn them off on friends because they creep me out.
Haha, perfect! I love creepy shit! If you don't mind sharing them, I think I remember your threadmail~ (and if I don't, I can always accidentally solicit strangers for horror paintings instead)
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>>24029454
>not getting anything done for the rest of the day
Other than ourselves? ;)
When is our next PA -Perverts Anonymous meeting?!
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>>24029459
Omg! Hahaha!
Hiccuping uncomfortable hysterical laughter again... Christ, I hope this doesn't go in my performance review... I need to go before HR shoots me with elephant tranquilizer or something!
Water!!! nEED WAtEr!!!!
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>>24028631
Seems like a perfect match.
Beauty and the beast, you're the beast, I'm the beauty :D
>>24028810
That's what mobile networks are for! I could use some visiting as well ;)
>Tea time?
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Ugh, 3 red IDs which look similar, first world problems >_<
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>>24029459
Oh my lord with this pose!
>Haha, perfect! I love creepy shit! If you don't mind sharing them, I think I remember your threadmail~ (and if I don't, I can always accidentally solicit strangers for horror paintings instead)
Anonymousus2020 at Gmail
It may take me until tomorrow or so to get pictures gathered from friends that have them. Right now I have one maybe two pictures of the first ones I did, but I'm willing to show them to you. I just have to gather other photos. They're just super weird, and abstract for the most part.
>>24029460
If that's not already a group we need to make it one. But I don't think we will ever overcome it, honestly.
>>24029491
>you're the beast, I'm the beauty :D
Hey now!! Welllllll maybe. You just referenced my favourite Disney movie by the way. ;)
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>>24029520
>Bitches loves Disney movies
Most of my female friends would pick Aladdin or Lion King though.
Also throw in some of those paintings as well, I need something for that one wall in my living room :D
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>>24029520
>Anonymousus2020 at Gmail
HA! I did remember!
>It may take me until tomorrow or so to get pictures gathered from friends that have them. Right now I have one maybe two pictures of the first ones I did, but I'm willing to show them to you. I just have to gather other photos. They're just super weird, and abstract for the most part.
I'll have you know I'm a fan of bizarre and abstract art (if my music taste didn't give that away).
>>24029520
>If that's not already a group we need to make it one. But I don't think we will ever overcome it, honestly.
It's okay, the meetings usually turn into an orgy anyway.
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>>24029520
Abstract horror, eh? Any chance I can jump on this nightmare fuel train?
>the horror--I likes it<
>>24029454
Pocket, pocket, who's got the pocket?
>>24029446
Why does it look like I was in a bathroom? Because bathrooms have the best mirrors! As for your wants, I couldn't say... some elaboration might be in order?
>>24029413
So much bending over today, not that I'm really averse to that or anything. There are reasons for being tall.
>>24029397
Boy shorts > girl wearing > shows cheeks > cheeky missing coffee pot > make coffee in morning > share with girl wearing boy shorts > boy shorts...
It is an endless cycle.
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>>24029563
>>Bitches loves Disney movies
>Most of my female friends would pick Aladdin or Lion King though.
We do, both of these are great, pocahontas is another favourite of mine though. Belle and pocahontas are sassy as fuck! That's probably why they're my favourites.
My paintings are awful. My bestie has about 8 in her bedroom, and I don't know how she sleeps, but she has quite a bit of creepy popart she's done in there. My favourite piece is one she did for my birthday of Kim and Kanye as the little mermaid. It's hilarious.
>>24029591
>I'll have you know I'm a fan of bizarre and abstract art (if my music taste didn't give that away).
Until you realize I am a talentless painter! Ha! I think that's why I prefer abstract. I'm decent with drawing/writing though well, I use to be. It's been a few years since I've done either of those as well.
>It's okay, the meetings usually turn into an orgy anyway
So what's the address of the building these meetings happen in? J-just asking for a friend..
>>24029595
>Abstract horror, eh? Any chance I can jump on this nightmare fuel train?
Absolutely! I have your email saved. I'll be shooting them out once I have a nice chunk of photos.
Neck tendons and fuzz, what else could a girl want?
>There are reasons for being tall.
You have my attention. Catwoman is sort of vertically challanged.
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>>24029595
You know, I first thought that's a dick in the pic, then a pug and then I clicked it to confirm what it is.
>>24029662
I like weird art, the weirder the better.
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>>24029759
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>>24029706
Mine is all too strange.
>>24029757
>>24029759
>>24029762
Look at you hand measuring!
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We planking for fun and profit now.
>>24029662
6'2", 187cm. All heights compliant:3
>never been with someone taller than my lips though...<
>>24029706
Glad to know the weirdness got through:D
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>>24029806
My yesterday request, you are an angel!
>6'2", 187cm. All heights compliant:3
Well fuck me. So many tall men in this thread. I don't know what my thing is for tall men. Probably my internal girl clock wanting to make an average size person. I'm 5'3" not terrible, but I have never been with a man that doesn't have to bend over to reach me.
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>>24029828
I suppose there may be hairy angels, sweaty from exertion out there.
>Well fuck me.
While you may have alluded to ways you'd like this to happen as of late, there is still one obstacle that has stood firm, resolutely you might say, in the path of success:
Geolocation.
Not insurmountable to be sure, but a problem none-the-less.
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>>24029906
>hairy angels, sweaty from exertion
That wording though.
>While you may have alluded to ways you'd like this to happen as of late, there is still one obstacle that has stood firm, resolutely you might say, in the path of success:
>Geolocation.
Well, sure it's a problem, but a girl can dream, can't she? Beg even?
Never hurts.
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>>24029358
All power to you, Lionheart.
>>24029376
>>24029431
You broke it, didn't you?
>>24029806
Ah, the joys of possessing height.... Sometimes it's a damn pain.
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>>24029940
Dreams never never cause pain, only regret if left unrealized.
>>24030061
Nonono, I hid it yesterday in a fit of self directed mischief. And yes, height is good... until short people leave high cupboard doors open while leaving things that attract attention downward beneath them...
>I suffer more head injuries this way...
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>>24030134
Aaaand I'm done.
Smoking photos have caused me to melt into a full puddle. Finger Fuzz and a Marlboro, ffffuck.
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>> RANDOM SILLY REQUEST!! <<
>averting eyes from thread catch-up
Saw a contraption like this today. No, not a sculpture or paperweight... A rotary phone!
And thought to myself, "Nolly would finger fuck that device in a second... And probably take pics of the heinous act for our amusement."
Oh, the ways /mhfn/ has warped my head...
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>>24029662
>Until you realize I am a talentless painter! Ha! I think that's why I prefer abstract. I'm decent with drawing/writing though well, I use to be. It's been a few years since I've done either of those as well.
There's no way you're a worse painter than me! Certainly not if you can consistently draw creepy things~ Regardless!
I've tried to pick up drawing a few times, but it's just not as exciting to me as all of the other projects I've surrounded myself in, so I've never gotten very far with it (despite wanting to be a better artist).
>So what's the address of the building these meetings happen in? J-just asking for a friend..
I'm not sure anymore - I swear they keep changing it on me. When I figure it out, I'll let you know~
>>24030134
>Nonono, I hid it yesterday in a fit of self directed mischief. And yes, height is good... until short people leave high cupboard doors open while leaving things that attract attention downward beneath them...
The worst part about being tall is hitting your head on things, for sure.
>>24030274
>A rotary phone!
Y'all just insist on finding requests I can't do, don't you? :P
I'll grab a few shots, should I come across a rotary phone sometime~
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This pose again~
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>>24030708
>This pose again~
And a slightly different perspective~
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Here's my hand, ignore the tattoo, i did it when i was drunk
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I have kind of freaky hands, I think.
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Hey look, they let me outside today!
-Brandt
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>>24029491
Oh, so cute! I had no idea this is what chamomile flowers looked like. They looks so friendly!
>>24029563
Bitches love Disney movies as much as they love Ryan Gosling, amirite?!
>bossypants relates to Vanellope von Schweetz... sassy spazz who befriends a huge handed grump, lol!
>>24029591
Butt grab from you next time in the blue shorts rather than jeans, pls. =D
>>24029595
>As for your wants, I couldn't say... some elaboration might be in order?
Yep. Adding to the writing backlog
>>24029706
>first thought that's a dick in the pic, then a pug
hahaha! sorry, but that reminds me of my doofus friends making fake cooter pics from their inner elbows or mouths
>>24029806
These poses always remind me of Tenacious D's "cock pushups" skit
>"you really only need one"
>>24030061
>Ah, the joys of possessing height.... Sometimes it's a damn pain.
hahahaha- I knew where you were going with that, girl! Having seen enough friends get whacked in the face / head by low tree branches, older house door jambs, etc. But at least you don't have to pay the "short tax" of needing to have clothing hemmed. =(
>>24030618
>Y'all just insist on finding requests I can't do
No! Actually, that wasn't the intent. I was just giggling to myself after the cone and donut fingering that now I look at random objects and anxiously giggle about imagining your touching them, hahaha!
>>24030708
try a pose like when you're finishing a ballad or something and you're resting your head against the neck of the axe, as if you're listening to the vibration attenuate out! You'd have to crop from the side of the pic given you're parallel to the neck, but it might look sweet. =)
>>24030815
"don't look at the tattoo" means that Imma look at your tattoo. Semi-colon?
That's an abundance of arm hair you have there... wanna flip over?
>>24030816
Looks pretty normal to me. What makes them interesting/freaky, pray tell? What are you reading on the kindle?
>>24030878
We <3 when you guys grip wood.
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>>24030932
Lots of scars, my knuckle skin is pretty much rubbed smooth, and everything is double-jointed. I'm reading a bunch of hard sci-fi and fantasy, I just caught up with the Traitor Son series and it was super dope.
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>> RANDOM POSE / WARDROBE REQUEST <<
For any of the guys that need to wear a button-up shirt and watch and pants...
Pretend you're laying down the law about something to a subordinate and you're slamming the back of your dominant hand into the palm of your other hand, almost karate-chop style. It will look like you're adding finality to your argument and saying, "you're going to do it my way, girl. and you're gonna like it."
Can you take a POV shot of that, with the camera looking up towards you, as if the camera is seated and you're standing? So we can see stern tension in your hands and arms...
OK, thanks for the consideration. =)
>no, of course these aren't really random!!! sheesh.
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>>24030972
Ayyyy. Hate to break it to you, but your hand is lovely - not freaky at all. (Then again, you're talking to a fellow double-jointer.)
What happened- spent too many years using a cheese grater on your knuckles instead of a nice hand exfoliator? I'm kidding.
>Traitor Son series
FUCK! BOOKS!!! BOOOOOOOOKS!!!!!$@$%
Sorry. You made my twitch for an original contributor go off- he recommended the Malazan series which I was gonna start this month...
>need to start this thread's reading group =(
Anyway, let's see some freaky stuff with those double joints if you feel like it! Or with that acoustic you have there. There's also the pastebin and prior thread to get a feel for things that are entertaining ways to showcase your hands/arms! And welcome. =)
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How is OP today?
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>>24030932
>Butt grab from you next time in the blue shorts rather than jeans, pls. =D
Can do!
>>24030932
>No! Actually, that wasn't the intent. I was just giggling to myself after the cone and donut fingering that now I look at random objects and anxiously giggle about imagining your touching them, hahaha!
Heheheh
>>24030932
>try a pose like when you're finishing a ballad or something and you're resting your head against the neck of the axe, as if you're listening to the vibration attenuate out! You'd have to crop from the side of the pic given you're parallel to the neck, but it might look sweet. =)
I'll see what I can do~
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>>24031016
>>try a pose like when you're finishing a ballad or something and you're resting your head against the neck of the axe, as if you're listening to the vibration attenuate out! You'd have to crop from the side of the pic given you're parallel to the neck, but it might look sweet. =)
Slightly more realistic photo, 'cause the body resonates more than the neck does.
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>>24031012
That's a very realistic tattoo depicting chalk/crayon on your hand there, anon!
OP of the last thread (Catwoman) is fast asleep, or under the power of liquid sedation, or both.
This OP is a volatile mess of whimsy and stress. =D
Are you on break or done with work?
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>>24031016
'Tis sweet, indeed. Better if you bent 60 degrees at your side, I think. But I remember you have the inflexible back, so pls do not attempt - don't wanna be responsible for any injuries that aren't a direct result of sexual activity.
>>24031023
Yup, yup - makes sense. I know some of the suggested poses are poser/disingenuous...
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>>24031031
Is this some sort of cult of attractively articulated femanons? :O
Haha gotta remember measurements somehow, maybe not worth tattooing though.
Finally done, time for some beers soon I think!
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>>24031000
Thanks!
It's from punching, the wraps I wear shift a little when I hit pads, and it caused the skin on my knuckle to weather.
Books of the Fallen! That series is interesting but different POVs can run a little long for me.
I read the pastebin, here's the beginning of a single handed shuffle.
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>>24031045
>'Tis sweet, indeed. Better if you bent 60 degrees at your side, I think. But I remember you have the inflexible back, so pls do not attempt - don't wanna be responsible for any injuries that aren't a direct result of sexual activity.
Well, I'll just try a different angle, then~
>>24031051
>Is this some sort of cult of attractively articulated femanons? :O
This thread is an isolated bastion of literacy on the whole board.
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>>24031045
>Yup, yup - makes sense. I know some of the suggested poses are poser/disingenuous...
I do try to make mine as "real" as possible, usually (to satisfy my own particular-ness more than anything else), but indeed, quite often I have to abandon all attempts at "doin it rite" to take a decent photo. C'est la vie.
Also - hopefully a little closer to your intent this time?
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>>24031100
I like it. Definitely the most grammatically correct thread on all of 4chan.
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>>24031051
Haha! Thx- sometimes I forget to switch into succinct fangirl mode. ;)
pics of working hands that are done and relaxing are always very welcome!! We can see tension, relaxation, disappointment, etc. in hands =)
>>24031059
Of course you read the pastebin! I fucking love you already. And not just because this is a cool shuffle! Can't wait to see what tricks you have up your (rolled up, or lack of) sleeves =D
>>24031100
>>24031113
Second one works! "I can crop that!"
Endearing, and befitting of you.
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>>24031140
>definitely the most grammatically correct
lol! Wait until you see how angry we get at ourselves for typos, autocorrect, and brain farts when we're too lathered up to do proper proofreading!
Oh. I spy wet concrete in the background. Wet pavement/concrete is always appealing.
Feel like taking some pics such that more of your hand and arm are extended and in the shot, with the wet concrete in the background? Perhaps if you were lounging in a chair with your (covered) feet kicked up, and beverage held, resting on your knee?
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>>24031181
I can't seem to master any creative angle at the moment, sorry!
I do not excuse, however, how attractive I find a well spoken woman.
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>>24031230
Don't sweat the creative angles-- glad to have you here, relaxing and contributing! We will help with suggested angles. =)
It's nice to see relaxed hands/arms/composure since it transfers to us. One of our regulars, Torque took a beautiful pic where he was serenely sitting outdoors, breathing and simply enjoying the moment. (You can imagine that Torque is similarly mechanically inclined.)
And the additional background gives us clues on what to request of you. We have a couple of contributors (including Weldbro) who have experience welding...
And either way, Catwoman is gonna love seeing both a beer and a cigarette in your grimy paw. It's one of her ladyboner trifectas. ;)
And thank you! You'll like the femanons and fellow contributors on the thread. Fair warning, though - when we get hot and bothered, all bets for proper English go out the door. You'll just see a bunch of alphanumeric garbage cross the screen as some of us pound the keyboard in frustrated arousal...
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>>24030932
>Butt grab from you next time in the blue shorts rather than jeans, pls. =D
They don't look quite as blue under the incandescent lights alone, but here you go~
>>24030974
>>> RANDOM POSE / WARDROBE REQUEST <<
I'll see if I can get to this one tomorrow~
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Look, more mirrors!
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>>24031059
>It's from punching
What activity are you practicing? Boxing or a specific fighting / martial arts technique? Depending on your answer, there are tons of stances/forms that you might want to show off for us someday...
>>24031327
Dun care 'bout the color saturation! I like that these shorts hug your tiny butt better than the jeans. =) Thx!
>>24031328
Fucking shit!$!$
>Knowing what I like and how to communicate it is a GD double-edged sword...
Let me press myself all over your filth.... FUUUUUCKKK!$!!!
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>>24031343
Muay Thai. I actually have a fight in three days haha. Specifically, I practice my left straight/left cross everyday, and the effects start to show.
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>>24031343
Well, I'm sure I don't know anything about pressing up against filth, but you're free to sit and join me for a coffee, if that's to your liking.
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>>24031490
Oh! So actual sparring/fighting rather than an art. =) That's cool- it wouldn't be so easy to get good anon pics of this activity without a lot of effort... Will leave on the "someday" list.
But! It might be nice to see you taping up your hands, stretching your forearms, etc. -- if you use a camera timer/tripod setup or have someone else take the pics for you...
You're a southpaw?
Good luck with training and the fight!
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>>24031591
>mrw this is always how I get teased by charismatic guys IRL
But you guys know that. It's in the unwritten Bad Boys' Manual (pun) for Teasing Girls with a Repressed Upbringing.
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>>24031343
and after coffee...
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>>24031644
The thread is gonna make me find religion.
>prays this is the last teasing pic with a belt for tonight
Don't take anything out or off unless you're prepared to use it like you mean it...
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>>24030932
Of course ;)
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>>24030815
>>24031671
The kik that belongs to this arm is Shredded_Wings in case any of you lovely ladies would care to know
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>>24031671
I cannot reconcile your baby hands with what must be post-pubescent arm hair!!!
I'm playing with you, anon. Welcome and thx for contributing!
Stay a while- Brandt is offering coffee about four posts up! He doesn't bite (except when the right women beg for it.)
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>>24031678
Awwww- slow down there, Speedy. It takes way more than a couple of hand shots for us to swoon, no matter how veiny and fuzzy one may be.
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>>24031661
Dang it, it looked right on my phone...
sorry for the repost, had to correct the orientation.
>Don't take anything out or off unless you're prepared to use it like you mean it...
Ha. I never draw without intent to drop my targets... and following through with it.
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>>24031774
Well what would you like to see?
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Something from work...
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>>24031784
>following through
Am going to hold you to that rather *ahem* tightly.
>>24031802
The /mhfn/ gods that have felt their way before you have all made some kind of connection with us. They make us laugh. They flirt exceptionally well. They make us feel special. They are thoughtful about their content and how they present their content. They are gentlemen, i.e., they respect people's boundaries. They don't take themselves too seriously. And some are so fucking hot that our ladyparts ache just thinking about them.
Hope that helps! Uninteresting hands can become interesting if they are doing interesting things.
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>>24031899
Well i could hold a bullwhip, i'd rather wrap my hands around some other things
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>>24031875
There are better mic pics that we need to extract from you. Another time when I'm not breaking into sleep-deprived (almost typed "sleep depraved") giggles and nonsense.
Nightie night, thread.
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>>24031899
Checked
>blushes externally<
*ahem*
YES! Your sacrifices have been well counted and appreciated, our fare and too kind viewers! HAHA!
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>>24031924
ermagerd, so flustered I mis-spelled "fair."
Alas, we are only nigh-infallible.
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>>24031919
There ya go! Heading in the right direction...
>bossypants insufficient nap time starts in 15... 14... ...
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>>24031931
Before you nap, here's some jawline and collarbone, sleep well
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>>24030618
>There's no way you're a worse painter than me! Certainly not if you can consistently draw creepy things~ Regardless!
Oh it's pretty bad, but I enjoy doing it, until I fuck something up then I just get angry, things then get bloody.
>I've tried to pick up drawing a few times, but it's just not as exciting to me as all of the other projects I've surrounded myself in, so I've never gotten very far with it (despite wanting to be a better artist).
Buuuut you're musical, I'd kill for that. I'm partially deaf in one ear and perhaps tone deaf as well. I sing or pick up a geetar and things just go south from there.
>>24030708
>>24030712
>>24030714
>>24031016
>>24031023
>>24031113
>>24031100
Nolly holds a guitar - Catwoman swoons hard upon wakeup.
>>24030815
Fuzzy!
>>24030816
Nah, long fingers, also I like this pose.
>>24030878
And the first thing you did was fondle nature, yiiis!
>>24031012
Dirty smoking hands, mmmf!
>>24031140
>Definitely the most grammatically correct thread on all of 4chan.
Besides when I start drinking and auto correct starts working against me and I don't proofread.
>>24031327
Guhhhhdamn I love butt grabs!
>>24031328
>>24031591
Shots are always low, it does something to my body.
>>24031644
And the belt, fuck I'm nothing more than a puddle now.
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>>24031230
This guy... this guy gets it.
>Well spoken women FTW<
Welcome to the party man, glad to have you aboard:D
>>24031621
Repressed upbringing, ya don't say?
Mwahahahaha>:3
>>24031899
Oh, and you realize a loose grip is generally preferred to a tight squeeze... assuming of course you're talking about hands, this being a hand thread and all.
>>24031000
I'm always up for a good read. Consider me joined. We can articulate our feelings about the chosen reading through hand gestures and body language!
>>24030618
>hitting head
Yeah. Oof. Good thing I have a hard head, otherwise my brains would be a lot squishier...
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Ready for some garden work?
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Raspberries already look good.
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>coffee table is gradually getting more cluttered
>>24031343
>Dun care 'bout the color saturation! I like that these shorts hug your tiny butt better than the jeans. =) Thx!
>>24031942
>Oh it's pretty bad, but I enjoy doing it, until I fuck something up then I just get angry, things then get bloody.
Well, I've never tried paining in blood. Maybe I'll give that a go the next time I catch knives in the kitchen~
>>24031942
>Buuuut you're musical, I'd kill for that. I'm partially deaf in one ear and perhaps tone deaf as well. I sing or pick up a geetar and things just go south from there.
It's just practice, mostly (though you might have a little extra trouble singing). I was a pretty shitty guitarist for a solid 4 or 5 years before I got comfortable with it.
>>24031942
>Guhhhhdamn I love butt grabs!
Well, if you come here, we can exchange butt grab for butt grab. ;)
>>24032360
Someone is doing chemistry?
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>>24032297
>>24032323
>>24032330
>>24032331
>>24032338
In the great outdoors again eh?
>>24032359
Those collar bones though.
>>24032360
This looks painful.
>>24032364
>Well, I've never tried paining in blood. Maybe I'll give that a go the next time I catch knives in the kitchen~
I prefer using the blood of my enemies.
>It's just practice, mostly (though you might have a little extra trouble singing). I was a pretty shitty guitarist for a solid 4 or 5 years before I got comfortable with it.
I've wanted to play guitar a long time but I have so little patience. I can play a little bit of piano, but it's been so long I probably can't anymore.
>Well, if you come here, we can exchange butt grab for butt grab. ;)
The best idea anybody has had all damn day!
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Fuck not having hot water.
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>>24032547
I can think of a few ways to keep you warm in the shower. ;)
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>>24032532
I never left them!
I just took like 200pics and vids in total when I did that, so there is still stuff left to post :D
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>>24032800
Remember when I posted pics with those when they were still green?
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>>24032839
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>>24032800
200?!
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>popping in for quick thread catch-up
>>24031924
Wait- I made Brandt, international playboy blush? I'm going home, everyone! I have won the Internet for today; thanks for playing!!!
>>24031935
Thank ya! That's some fuzz you got there! Is the graffiti in the background yours?
>>24032086
>repressed upbringing
Sharks:blood :: bad boys:repressed girls
>loose grip is generally preferred to a tight squeeze... assuming you're talking about hands
I said repressed, not inexperienced... And you know I wasn't. ;)
>>24032297
Largest arsenal of tools, ever!
>>24032330
Yes, they do- wow!
>>24032359
Moar, pls and always
>>24032360
Squeezing hard there, man- a couple of our contributors have some stress balls they can lend you...
>>24032547
Lol! Our sexy giraffe
>too early to type my salacious comment about moisture that is body temperature
>>24032839
They look great!
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>>24030974
>> RANDOM POSE / WARDROBE REQUEST FOLLOWUP <<
Uh... if someone is wearing a button-up shirt and watch and pants (like in an office/school setting) and is doing the "we're doing to do it my way" pose...
Can you also do a stern pose pointing to an internal doorway? As if to say, "GET IN MY OFFICE! NOW!!"
>just more super specific stuff, no rush. I don't have an expectation that this can be filled =) right, then!
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>>24032952
Yeah, I tend to go overboard once I start something like that^^
>>24033171
Don't even know what to do with all of them, always a shame they just rot or the birds get them. Especially since people buy them for ridiculous prices in the supermarket.
>>24030974
>>24033198
Totally want to do this, but no door or other way to actually do those, maybe I find some way to do them, but don't want to promise something I can't keep.
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>>24033198
^^ "we're going to"
ugh
>>24033248
It's no prob! Different personas/roles/settings!
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>>24033270
Maybe I can get the "normal" one around next week.
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Not as tan as I usually am. It's been a cold summer
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>>24033171
It's not my graffiti, i wish i had some spray paint, i'd cover it up anyway, here's more fuzz <3
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>>24033248
It happens, such as me with most things!
>>24033388
Nothing wrong with a pale man.
>>24033429
Dat fuzz! What size are you ears?
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>>24032532
>I prefer using the blood of my enemies.
Lucky you. All my enemies seem to insist on bleeding out far away from the canvas, and I never seem to have anything suitable on me to collect the blood.
>>24032532
>I have so little patience.
Truer words have never been spoken.
>>24033198
>> RANDOM POSE / WARDROBE REQUEST FOLLOWUP <<
I'll see what I can do later this evening. Enjoying being shirtless at the present moment.
I do have some veins for y'all.
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>>24033452
Perhaps just the lighting.
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And the other hand~
(The veins are laid out pretty differently, for some reason)
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>>24033464
>Lucky you. All my enemies seem to insist on bleeding out far away from the canvas, and I never seem to have anything suitable on me to collect the blood.
You're going to have to step up your game then, you're a nature man. I thought you would be more prepared when you go on a kill. I have a thing or two to teach you.
>Truer words have never been spoken.
I do wish I had a sassy response for this, I unfortunately do not because it's true.
>>24033472
Maybe? You still look kinda pale to me, man.
>>24033479
>>24033485
>>24033490
Hopefully in preparation for butt grabs. Mine preferribly
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>>24033529
>You're going to have to step up your game then, you're a nature man. I thought you would be more prepared when you go on a kill.
I tend to be more spontaneous with that sort of thing - opportunistic, if you will. Perhaps I will plan ahead the next time.
>I have a thing or two to teach you.
I bet you do. ;)
>I do wish I had a sassy response for this, I unfortunately do not because it's true.
Heheheheh
>Hopefully in preparation for butt grabs. Mine preferably
I'm always prepared for butt grabs~
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>>24033452
00g
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>>24031299
I think I am in lust with Ohpee.
Ahh, finally Saturday! Although, I probably have more work to do at home, unpaid, than at my actual job.
I too have welding experience, I'm half way through my fabricator/welder apprenticeship. So much fun, and no need to gym, being heavy work and all.
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Mornin thread. Saturday is upon me!
Have some hands. 1/3
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Gettin suggesty. 2/3
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There we go... that hits the spot... 3/3
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Y'all, it's hot here. Beer time!
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>>24031594
Yeah, since I started being able to pay for it myself I've focused on more practical martial arts rather than arty-arts (e.g. judo, muay thai rather than kung fu). At some point I'll try to upload a shot of shadowboxing or something.
I am a southpaw, yeah. You're more educated about fighting than I thought hahaha.
I just got done with my last heavy training before the fight, I'm tired!
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>>24033578
Mmmffff fuck this pose.
>I'm always prepared for butt grabs~
Well my butt is always prepared to be grabbed, luckily, my hands are also.
>>24033637
Going any bigger?
>>24033727
>>24033730
>>24033732
>spits out general tsos tofu.
What are you doing to me!?
>>24033741
Guhhhhh yes!!! Catwomans drink of choice is wine tonight, but I'm usually thread beer monster.
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Shout out to The other guy with The beer
My lovely Friends what are you all doing tonight
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>>24033811
drinking wine and painting. How are you, and how is puppy?!
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>>24033845
She Is laying here and Is looking at The tv
What Are you painting
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>>24033775
>What are you doing to me!?
Inspiring passion for photography?
Expanding understanding?
Stretching your... personal boundaries?
Those are my three guesses. Care to tell us what's actually happening?
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>>24033854
My horribly violent abstract it seems. A gay friend asked for a cute little painted quote but I'm kind of drunk now, so bloody gore it is.
>>24033873
>Those are my three guesses. Care to tell us what's actually happening?
Uh........ I-my pelvis shook slightly. Uhm. Wait, what was the question?
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>>24033908
Show it
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Hello there
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>>24033908
Yes, your pelvis shook... and? What else happened? Any urges, emotions, utterances?
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Sorry, no pics of me making dinner - I didn't have time.
>>24033811
>Shout out to The other guy with The beer
Beeeeer
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>>24033920
Not in this thread, but I do owe with few some photos of my shit art.
>>24033931
HI there!
>>24033949
The flood gates have opened, but company is here, so I can't disappear too terribly long...
>>24033957
Yet another reason I enjoy you so much.
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>>24033970
Now i Wanna see that stuff Even more
>>24033957
BEER even better german beer The best beer
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>>24033970
The flood gates have opened eh? Sounds like it's time to call someone to put a finger or two in the dam.
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>>24033981
Ahhhh she's so sleepy!! I want to hold her!
Aye, if you have a throw away I'll add you to the list of people that want to see my terrible art. You could also check earlier in the thread for my email. Earlier in the thread I had mentioned most of its been gifted/forced on friends I have a couple more photos I'm waiting on before I send out emails of photos.
>>24033997
Jesus H. That drink looks cold. I could warm those fingers up.
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>>24033775
Of course
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>>24034008
I'm at 1 and 1/4th of an inch and now I wish I hadnt. Think hard before you do It!
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>>24034019
I'm waiting for at least a year, i like the size i'm at, but i like the feeling of stretching my ears
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>>24034002
I bet you could warm them up.
Why not hop into the bathroom and use yours as a standin. I won't tell if you don't... and your company will keep for a few minutes:3
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>>24034034
Ffffuck.... I'm none to quiet. So I'll be the one telling on myself.
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>>24034002
you got an email
Here Is a picture of a painting that a friend did for me because i liked The original
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>>24034055
Oh, you're a creative type.
I'm sure you can figure out something.
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>>24034065
I got you, once I have them all, I wish mine were this good.
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>>24034084
That one Is a selfmade version of a roy lichtenstein painting
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>>24033388
Appreciating your ink once again and covered foot in background. =D
>>24033429
Thanks! We <3 fuzz here. Your earrings are interesting. They look like peepholes in doors to me. Then again, I am too short to be able to use most peepholes, which is why they fascinate me.
>>24033464
At first I thought you were gripping the smallest roll of toilet paper ever. Upon closer inspection, I see that it's just a potential object for fingering. ;)
>>24033479
>>24033578
Looking like the vein of our existence today, Nolly.
>>24033672
Oh, that's sweet! Most guys prefer my other tongue, which isn't as sharp as my written one. =P What kind of projects do you have going on at home this weekend?
>>24033727
>>24033730
>>24033732
Would like to see these hands do more slapping, as possible... The upright bass, any kind of hand drum, my ass, etc.
>>24033772
Shadowboxing- brilliant idea for pics! Congrats on your last training - you must feel great, but exhausted! And thanks for this lovely pic. =)
>>You're more educated about fighting than I thought
>Yeah, I'm not sure how long you've been lurking, but I took 7 years of martial arts as a kid, mainly constrained by what the local communities offered and what was within budget. I learned the difference between MA and fighting pretty quickly, so I have no false sense of confidence...
>>24033811
Hey hey! Give doggie a pat for me, too, please!!!
>>24033873
None of the innuendos here are lost on me.
>>24033931
oh hai! Welcome!
>>24033949
These pre-plunge / pre-dip pics are always more anxiety-inducing than the wet fingers to follow...
>>24033981
Cover your ears...
*SHRIEKING*!!$%@@%!%%^#^
DOGGIEE!$%@%@%@@%
I want to hold her and pet her and then shoot myself full of antihistamines!!!!
OMG, so beautiful.
YAY YAY YAY YAY!!$%@%@$!!$!$
>>24033997
There it is. Not really representative, though. that cup is too ... deep.
>>24034080
Spoke too soon. Dis pic has eviscerated me.
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>>24034055
Oh dear. I hope I haven't pushed things too far. It's time for me to focus on other things at the moment, so I'll see you all again later. Take care:3
>>24034101
Well hi! Glad you enjoyed the progression, and hope you're having a good one too. Take it easy:D
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>>24034080
Ffffuck. I holy shit. Now I'm prepared to ask everyone to leave....
>>24034140
Too far is no such thing here. P.s. I'm not forgetting my weekly to do list! ;)
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>>24034101
>At first I thought you were gripping the smallest roll of toilet paper ever. Upon closer inspection, I see that it's just a potential object for fingering. ;)
As entertaining as that would be, it's more useful to me as a spool~
And all things are potential subjects of fingering. ;)
>>24034172
>Too far is no such thing here. P.s. I'm not forgetting my weekly to do list! ;)
Those of us that remember await eagerly~ ;)
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>>24034195
>Those of us that remember await eagerly~ ;)
My week starts on Friday, so brace your self for some time. Also I just spilled wine down my shirt. this is why I don't drink wine...
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>>24034236
>My week starts on Friday, so brace your self for some time.
That's right, you work weekends. Goddamn it.
>Also I just spilled wine down my shirt. this is why I don't drink wine...
Let me uh, clean that up for you~ ;)
(can't be letting alcohol go to waste)
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>>24034266
>That's right, you work weekends. Goddamn it.
The unfortunate life of someone who works a well paying job that is number 2 on most hated people list. :(
>Let me uh, clean that up for you~ ;)
I will probably spill more if that's the outcome.
>(can't be letting alcohol go to waste)
It goes without being said, but I like you. ;)
Those collar bones need some teeth, my personal opinion
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>>24034293
>I will probably spill more if that's the outcome.
Goodness, so much more to clean~ Whatever shall we do? ;)
>Those collar bones need some teeth, my personal opinion
What, these collar bones? Nibble away~
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>>24034377
>Goodness, so much more to clean~ Whatever shall we do? ;)
I'm sure your luscious lips will manage.. I'm prepared to find out.
>What, these collar bones? Nibble away~
But I can't say my lips and hands won't travel....
Brandt!!!!! Bring your sexy furriness back as well!
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BOOKS!!!!!!!!!
O deity of sex and filth, please come do ungodly things to me
Let me partake of happy hour libations only that shoot from your body
So that I may die in the hottest lust that no fire shall ever put asunder
Amen
>squats time
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>>24034419
Just about to hop in the shower... what can I do for you?
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>>24034673
You could shower with me !
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>>24034698
Unfortunately I'm already done, though I do seem to have picked up a crick in my neck last night...
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>>24034757
I could swim I that "crick" I mean I have a body part that could.... cat or
Woman. Is sone dirty fuck. Drinking man
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>>24034796
Well that's readable....
Fuck my day/week. Ask bossy pants she knows, my mental drunkretardation is necessary this week fuck.....
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>>24034796
>mfw<
>>24034813
Hey Bossypants, care to translate?
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>>24034842
Translation for drunk Cat: come fill me up with your dirty man parts before you shower. I'll show you a crick in your neck, you filthy beast.
>how is it that your teeth are so white here? Unfair.
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>>24034842
Ayyyy I'm already making mistakes irl (bossy pants is my forever translator. She knows)
>>24034869
All of this....
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>>24034813
>>24034842
Also: alcohol is being used as a bigger bandage than usual given real life douchebag woes and general clumsiness. ;)
The guys on /mhfn/ have been far greater gentlemen than some of the DBs in Cat's life this week.
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>>24034757
Having problems seeing thread relevant hairy man parts with just a large watch. Right.
>back to cool down. Cool down. Time to cool down...
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>>24034377
>whatever shall we do?
"It is a mystery~"
amirite.jpg
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>>24034931
Fully prepared to attack nolly. P.s. I've been naked for the last hour or two. Congrats girl you've talked me though life while I'm naked. Reasons why I love you..
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>>24034419
>I'm sure your luscious lips will manage.. I'm prepared to find out.
Certainly, there is only one way to be sure~
>But I can't say my lips and hands won't travel....
Oh dear. Are they going anywhere in particular, or just uh, exploring? ;)
>>24034887
>The guys on /mhfn/ have been far greater gentlemen than some of the DBs in Cat's life this week.
Aw. :(
>>24034931
>"It is a mystery~"
>amirite.jpg
;)
>>24034976
>Fully prepared to attack nolly. P.s. I've been naked for the last hour or two. Congrats girl you've talked me though life while I'm naked. Reasons why I love you..
My goodness. And here I've been, just playing guitar.
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>>24034869
>>24034887
Good translation work. Thanks:D
>>24034880
There there Cat, it'll work itself out.
>>24034906
Problems? What kinds of problems?
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>>24034976
If you can't rely on your anon pervert friends, who can you rely on, really?
>>24034983
Nolly. Catwoman wants to be your cone, donut, and pavement crack tonight.
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>>24034986
>what kind of problems?
Drying off, if you will...
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>>24035049
>Nolly. Catwoman wants to be your cone, donut, and pavement crack tonight.
But how do we differentiate tonight from every other night?
>tonight I am also naked ;)
>>well, I suppose technically I'm wearing something
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>>24030974
Now, let's start with why you didn't bring this to my attention sooner...
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What were you thinking? This whole fiasco could have been avoided if you had done what you were supposed to do.
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Now this is a clusterfuck that I have to fix, and you're going to do exactly what I tell you to do to try and help resolve this.
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Go wait in my dark, creepy office. I'll be in there in a minute to come up with a plan of action. Pray that I'm the only thing that tries to grope you in there.
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>>24035218
>>24035226
>>24035241
Oh. Muh. Gaw-----
Torque!!! My man- you are my dom hero!
Holy shit! Yes, authoritative hotness!!!!!
>Might shed real tears again tonight.
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>>24035263
JFC!!! Ahhhhh!!! Fuck! Mr. Torque!!!
This is so fucking spot on!
Motherfucking bullseye!!)&&$@
>mrw actually nervous about what is going to be used for disciplinary action...
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>>24035241
Seriously- I really hope you're going out tonight. You look far too fine to let this outfit go to waste. Good Lord.
>bowed, bent, hoping to be broken...
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>>24031299
I'm so happy that you liked that pic so much!
>>24035272
>>24035297
Ms. Pants, you know I get you. And get you what you like.
>no follow up shots for disciplinary action, so have a random mirror selfie
>>24035328
Nope- put it on for the thread. Tomorrow is my "Monday", so I have to be at work at 7 in the morning. I'm glad you appreciate it, though.
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>>24035355
Yessir, absolutely. So much <3 for you!
When people tell me that chan is the Internet's cesspool, I beg to differ... Such pockets of generosity and sexiness, holy god!
You made my night! Get some rest so that an auto doesn't fall on you tomorrow... Thank you thank you thank you for such unnnnnnnnnh! content, as always!
>would be your subordinate / 10
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Feel like i'm getting Carpal Tunnel from playing Pokemon Go so much
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>>24035511
RSI comes before Carpal Tunnel and is no joke, friend! Ice and stretch regularly before it gets worse...
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Alrighty Cat. Another smoke break 3-pack for ya.
1/3
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>>24035572
Maybe you could help me stretch, if you're female or a trap
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Bumpin with sweaty veiny workout arms.
>left<
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>right<
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Ah this thread sees so much of my drunken antics and just laughs, you guys are wonderful.
>>24034842
Well you're adorable.
>>24034983
Christ, stomach fuzz and veiny arms, what more could a girl ask for?!
>Oh dear. Are they going anywhere in particular, or just uh, exploring? ;)
I suppose there is really only one way to find out, right? ;)
>>24034986
>There there Cat, it'll work itself out.
Hey man, it always does! I managed to brush my teeth and ward off drunk texting with a boy. Just drunk messaged bossy pants and threatened to quit my job and move in with my cousin and her boyfriend in another state so the mistakes were not terrible yesterday. Being an adult mann.
>>24035156
Welllllll holy fuck Nolly, how am I supposed to get ready for work after seeing this?!
>But how do we differentiate tonight from every other night?
That's a fact. I did giggle pretty hard though.
>>24035218
>>24035226
>>24035241
>>24035263
>>24035355
And here you are, just being sexy as fuck. As usual.
>>24035832
>>24035839
>>24035840
::squeals in the darkness of morning::
Hairy fingers/face and a smoke. God damn! You're so good to me ;)
>>24036367
>>24036369
These bumps are always accepted. :D
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>>24036456
Glad to hear you're feeling better, and to have been some small measure of help in that endeavor. Keep on keepin Cat.
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>>24036527
That half smile though. Gawd!
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>>24036553
You prefer maybe a full one?
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>>24035487
>an auto falls on me
You what would be the worst part? You would never know, and think that I just stopped producing content for the thread.
>>24036456
I needed to sneak something in before I missed a thread- I feel like these move so fast now.
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>>24036607
Could you be any cuter?!
>>24036613
They do!
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>>24036822
Doesn't really seem to be my call.
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>>24036836
Aaaand right back to sexy. Oh lord. Please help me.
>>24036876
A random hand. Either blond or ginger judging from the little fuzz
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>>24036884
No dice.
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>>24036902
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>24036890
Whaaaat?
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Some roughness
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>>24036956
after posting that hot as fuck pit/nipple/beard/bicep combo, you can't just post your hand, bro
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>>24036938
Your guess on the hair color.
No dice.
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>>24036960
Its not easy to find good material out of the sparse few pictures of my body without my face(that aren't my hand).
I'll just have to take some!
Heres a puppy
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>>24036987
u set yourself a high bar with that earlier pic, but u are quite right, and your options are limited in this thread
puppy is welcome, but could i suggest a shirtless pic with arms crossed in front of chest?
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Trying to sleep, city is bright.
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>>24036962
Really? your fuzz is so light!
>>24037011
Ejoying the artful ness of this photo
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>>24037005
Will take pics later today.
Heres a crop
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>>24037116
grrr sleep...
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>>24037172
Annnnnd another. Is this an actual screen on a window? Or editing?
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>>24037172
Omg. As an urban night owl currently... I <3 this pic. Holy shit.
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>>24036456
>mistakes were not terrible yesterday
Ya dun awright. =) The only mistake you made was crashing/falling asleep before seeing the nekkid Nolly w/ guitahhhhhh. ;)
>>24036607
When I see this pose, my 8-year old girl persona can't help by smile. Thank you!!!
>>24036613
>gruesome thought of Torque going MIA due to death by auto
That ... would actually be the worst. I'm happy when people move on with their lives, but it would break my <3 if something terrible happened to you!
>needed to sneak something in
You can sneak anything you want into me.
>>24036836
!#!!!!
We need a new rule- spoiler alerts, specifically PANTY SPOILER ALERTS for pics like this!
>fuck. shared acronym with public service announcements
FUCK!
>>24036876
>>24036890
>>24036894
Oh wow- I was thinking you look entirely too covered up (probably for work) for living in PHX
>>24036902
From afar, looks like an inverted nekkid lady w/ pube, lying on top of a pillow. But I'm a pervert.
>>24036987
Yiiiiiisssss!#!$!$@@% PUPPY!$@%
Dem eyes! Dat fur!
MOAR of you petting/rubbing puppy?!@$
>>24037136
Yes, pls
>>24037011
>>24037172
Do you really have bubble wrap on your windows or was that just taken for these pics?
>having lewd thoughts... again
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>> LOCATIONS REQUEST / IDEA <<
Can you guys take some appropriately cropped selfies and/or appropriate hand/arm/neck/jawline porn in various erotic locations?
These are just ideas - to be seized opportunistically. Please be safe and use discretion. Oh... and if you see wet pavement and/or asphalt- that always makes for a sexy background at night.
Ideas (beyond the traditional kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, gym stuff):
- Rooftops (Nolly did some of these)
- Elevator (Brandt did some of these eeeeek)
- Cemetery
- Landromat
- Beach or pier at a lake (dusk/evening)
- Stairwells?
- Alleyways
- Back of a extended wheel base car (evening)
- park/gazebo in the evening
- empty park benches, tall winding stairs and stadiums at night
- libraries, used book stores
- classrooms
- museums
- fire stations
Feel free to add your own, and girls - chime in with anything your deviant mind wants to see!
Have a sexy day, thread!
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>>24037213
It's bubble wrap. helps with insulation. noticed a significant drop in my electrical bill each month after putting it on the windows that don't have heavy drapes or good air flow.. Also, it looks kind of cool:3
>>24037270
thank ya:D
>>24037540
>pose<
win!
>PSA<
Could call it a PanSA. PantSA?
>bubblewrap<
I do indeed... share these lewd thoughts please? :3
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>>24037821
Dear Lord. What are you doing up?
PantySA, I like.
>lewd thoughts
Remembering how I gave away my v-card in a dark high rise room illuminated by the city after a concert which ended at 1 A.M. I was moving, so the room was pretty hollow / cold except for the bed, moving boxes and ... bubble wrap...
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>>24037844
I was asleep, but then I... um, well...
How to put this.
I often wake up in the middle of the night horny as hell. Tonight was no exception. I thought taking pics might help alleviate the tension:3
>lewd thoughts<
mmf. Nice imagery... the setting and occasion so full of metaphor. Moving, "loss of innocence," late-night concert... lots of excitement there:D
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>>24037877
Let me speak for all the ladies that taking pics when this happens will *definitely* help (us, at least)
>We have had a couple of treasures from originals who have taken tasteful pics when it appears that they're about to er... alleviate tension.
>Yep... on the occasion and setting. True story, which means that it was more painful and awkward than how I replay it in my head. But uh... no regrets. Will always be a fan of urban light pollution for nocturnal activities now...
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>>24036456
>I suppose there is really only one way to find out, right? ;)
Begging profusely? Or teasing you until you tell me? (or show me~) ;)
>Welllllll holy fuck Nolly, how am I supposed to get ready for work after seeing this?!
I dunno, you sound ready to get to work on me. ;)
>>24037813
>> LOCATIONS REQUEST / IDEA <<
I'll see what I can do. A lot of these should be doable for me.
>- Rooftops (Nolly did some of these)
Now, this one I don't remember. I mean, I have been on a rooftop this summer, but I didn't take any pictures~ (and I certainly wasn't drunk enough to forget)
>>24037844
>bubble wrap...
Now, normally I wouldn't ask, but your ellipsis made me wonder - was something lewd done with that bubble wrap? ;)
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>>24037903
Well, it was mental alleviation tonight, so none of that will be coming forth now...:3
As for me, I love the predawn... lost my virginity while at a camp at just this time, outdoors on a bench no less.
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I love this time. So hushed, so expectant, so full of possibility. The best conversations tend to happen now, when people drop their guard; when the fantastic seems plausible; when you're just too tired to give a shit about what anyone might think...
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But I'm going to try to nab a little more sleep. Until next time thread.
-Brandt
>out<
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>>24037923
>rooftop
You were healing an HVAC unit. =) The funny, rather than sexy angle, but I remember and like both!
>>lewd bubble wrap
>haha... no, unless you consider that it was used to help prevent moisture damage to the sheets at one point
>>24037935
All good- we like making reminders on threads since contributors come and go!
Really hope you get some rest, though. Exhausted body and active mind 'tis the worst.
Chuckling... since I listed park benches on the places above. Will have to swap stories about that some other time.
>Predawn... "the witching hour". Always makes me sad to say good night to the night...
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About to get high and go to the pool
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Word is, someone got really high today and took a couple pics, he might drop off after he's back from the pub....
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>>24037813
>reviewing my own typos... laundromat, lack of punctuation, blah.
>I'm just going to blame all typos for today and the near future on my USB ports getting fried yesterday, meaning that I have to learn how to type on these sleek, frustratingly tiny new keyboards. UGH
>>24037973
You've provided better pics, but we are excited for pool pics. =)
>>24037981
Oh!!! OH!! Yisss! Thank you!!!! Can't wait!
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>>24037821
I wish I had known this, I've lived in some real shit holes before that could have come in handy.
>>24037923
>Begging profusely? Or teasing you until you tell me? (or show me~) ;)
Oh god, I do like both of these ideas, how's a girl supposed to choose?
>I dunno, you sound ready to get to work on me. ;)
Oh I am, always ready. ;)
Check those long fingers.
>>24037935
>>24037844
I do wish my first time was as interesting as either of these.
>>24037973
That does sound like a good time
>>24037981
I hope so!
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>>24033772
>>24031490
>>24031059
***To the one-handed card shuffler / reader / nak muay (?)***
Good luck with tomorrow's fight!!!
>random thought, similar to the random "did I leave the stove on?" thoughts, even though I Snapchat myself proof that in fact, the stove is off...
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>>24038217
>>random thought, similar to the random "did I leave the stove on?" thoughts, even though I Snapchat myself proof that in fact, the stove is off...
!!!!!!! Why the fuck did I not ever think of this?! I have turned around getting ready to pull into work to make sure my straighter is off at home
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>>24038226
Lol!!!! It is a calming habit, but it doesn't help shush the thoughts from popping up. =/ The anxious mind has a way of finding some improbability to worry about.
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well seems to be contribution time ~
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>>24038313
Fuck yes! What is ithe with this thread and men with beautiful teeth?!
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>>24038313
Don't mind if you do, thx! Tell us more about the tat and what sport you play (or why it looks like you got excess sun exposure on your neck but not chest)?
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>>24038331
>Fuck yes! What is ithe with this thread and men with beautiful teeth?!
oh just years and years of Western corrective dental work at its finest heh ~~
>>24038358
>Don't mind if you do, thx! Tell us more about the tat and what sport you play (or why it looks like you got excess sun exposure on your neck but not chest)?
well since you asked.. it's gloriously nerdy hah but the tat is a ring of text with all the bosses' names from MGS3, and radiating lines around it that are supposed to be the coordinates to our solar system which they launched into space. more thought actually went into it than I'd care to admit to haha but I would be happy to get a good closeup of it sometime ~ as for the farmers' tan, I work on a bicycle so I'm getting lots of sun all throughout the day
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>>24038313
>>24038394
gonna need moar, bro
you can't smile at us like that, and then just leave
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>>24038528
more huh? gonna need a request or something to get me going ~
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>>24038580
Got any belts?
>inb4 catwoman really has a whipped fetish.
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>>24038593
ooooh yes. I'm savoring the possibilities
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>>24038580
can you try and post a triple whammy of hands/forearms/neck in one shot in close up?
if you were in a different thread, i'd certainly be asking you to post other parts
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>>24038394
Am swooning over explanation of your ink design. Yes, pls to close up.
Also- will do some of the classic and suggestive poses from the pastebin up by the OP? (On mobile, so it's a pain for me to cut and paste)
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>>24038618
mmm here's my go at it.. and in what other threads would such a thing happen hm?
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>>24038618
We <3 you for respecting the guidelines, broanon! Srsly, thx <3 <3 <3
>>24038673
Thx! If you're up for it, pls do a series of pics where you're unbuckling and taking your belt off with camera at crotch level, pointed up to your chest/neck area. Haven't seen a bad one of those pics yet from our boys...
(Also can be done later if you're not taking requests at the moment)
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>>24038709
I like requests ~ heh
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>>24038673
>>24038709
Aye, I'm seconding this
P.s. where are the regs? Nolly grabbing his cute butt? Brandt just being sexy as fuck?
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My day today.
Not pictured: Swearing at inanimate objects, scrubbing 1/4 of the kitchen in boredom, 3 hours of playing ADOM.
>>24037968
>You were healing an HVAC unit. =) The funny, rather than sexy angle, but I remember and like both!
Right, right, I remember now. It probably didn't stick in my head because it's a walkway that goes sort of over that building.
>>haha... no, unless you consider that it was used to help prevent moisture damage to the sheets at one point
Lewd enough for me!
>>24037989
>Oh god, I do like both of these ideas, how's a girl supposed to choose?
Well, I think you're going to have to - I can't think of any way to really combine the two.
>Oh I am, always ready. ;)
>Check those long fingers.
Long and dexterous~ ;)
>>24038737
>P.s. where are the regs? Nolly grabbing his cute butt? Brandt just being sexy as fuck?
I haven't gone anywhere! Just been occupied with other stuff today~
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>>24038673
you're showing yourself off really nicely, thnx dude
really great handwork, good bicep tease, and again excellent smile
and other threads you may enjoy include anything where you don't have to wear a shirt, like the body rate threads, or maybe the threads where no clothes at all are required
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>>24038727
This is really fab. Love the precision. Your clavicle ain't so bad, either ;)
>west coast?
If you stick around, there are several series which would be great for you. The belt ones mentioned, and the ones where you're in bed with arm tucked behind your head, etc. We like the dirty suggestive stuff as well as the cuddle-inducing pics. =)
>>24038737
Hopefully Brandt is trying to catch some random shut-eye...
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>>24037981
>>24037987
>>24037989
the rumors are true
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>>24038737
>>24038758
>>24038768
hmmm lets see if I get this right.
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>>24038769
Love the dark / evening sets. Glorious.
>will spare the thread my incessant urge to banepost when talking about darkness
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>>24038793
I seem to be getting it..
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>>24038800
oh yep, here we go.
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>>24038811
almost.....there.....
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>>24038796
>will spare the thread my incessant urge to banepost when talking about darkness
it's a big cube...
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>>24038768
woah hold up. did you just detective work my clock to figure out I'm on the west coast?
and there we are ~
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>>24038800
>>24038811
>>24038818
Checked. Checked. Hoo boy.
Looks like another one of those qts that pretends to be naive, but knows exactly what he's doing... Go ahead, mess with us. We don't mind...
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>>24038753
I know i know, you men have lives, but a girl can dream that she has a fuck toy available at all times, right?
>Well, I think you're going to have to - I can't think of any way to really combine the two
I know but both are such panty wetting ideas.
>Long and dexterous~ ;)
I have a nice warm place to test that out.
>>24038768
>Hopefully Brandt is trying to catch some random shut-eye...
Hopefully, but I do like to shout at them!
>>24038769
>>24038793
>>24038800
>>24038811
>>24038818
Jesus H. You need a name for all this teasing!
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>>24038823
... For me
Hahahahhaaha!!! Yiiiiis!!!!
>>24038824
Duh, yes! Sorry. Wasn't trying to creep- I like studying pics. That's a strong finish. And you do have a great smile. Jeez.
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>>24038829
check those IDs again ;)
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>>24038824
cute as fuck, dude
maybe u should look into making webms?
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>>24038825
>Checked. Checked. Hoo boy.
>Looks like another one of those qts that pretends to be naive, but knows exactly what he's doing... Go ahead, mess with us. We don't mind...
ohhhhh you mean me? now I just don't know what you're talking about.... but I think I'm figuring it out ~
>>24038829
>Jesus H. You need a name for all this teasing!
well you can call me Jesus if you'd like, if you really need to scream it out in passion.. but I go by Aaron most of the time heh
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>>24038843
Catwoman tries to move everything around via mobile and respond. Sometimes I get too excited to proofread After i think ive finished. Please forgive? I can see you're different but much beer and quick thread responses can excite a girl is all.
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>>24038858
hmmm how do you mean? hah for your enjoyment or the enjoyment of others?
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>>24038843
God. The shadows in this set from your features... ridiculously nice.
>bossypants going speechless again
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>>24038862
>>24038824
gonna leave the whipping up to someone, who has unbuckled already
>>24038874
thx, y-you too..... :>
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>>24038859
No no no!!! *stamps foot*
"Aaron" is too prosaic.
Try Snakeeater for MGS3 or Mongoose (play on Snakeeater) or something.
But don't name yourself unless you promise to come back...
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>>24038873
cute = nice skin/forearm hair/nipples/veins + clearly enjoying yourself
and i think we'd all enjoy any webms you posted in our own special way
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>>24038892
hey now ~ thought that by outing myself it would be pretty obvious that you guys will be seeing plenty more of me.
>>24038893
well now that does sound like something worth looking into.. ideas are forming already
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mmmmm so where's the bathroom love? I'll be the supply salesman in this raunchy flick. also please notice the vice-like grip I've got on my tool
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>>24038888
Ulp. How do quads work? Does OP have to fill a request of yours? Or do you have to fill a request?
Either way, I'm delighted with the way these pics turned out!!! Gonna bust out into spontaneous dance shortly.
>>24038915
It's a deal, but I cannot abide by "Aaron". ;)
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>>24038829
>I know i know, you men have lives, but a girl can dream that she has a fuck toy available at all times, right?
You're gonna have to kidnap me first if you want that. ;)
>I know but both are such panty wetting ideas.
Well, we can always do one, then the other~
>I have a nice warm place to test that out.
So much "testing". Why don't we just play? ;)
>>24038892
>No no no!!! *stamps foot*
>pic related
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>>24038928
If you have a special request, just shoot it, and I'll see what i can do
>another time
'cause that's it already
gettin kind of off topic here
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>>24038926
Jesus H. I have some plumbing that needs taken care of!
>>24038937
>kidnap
Well bossy and I have been planning how and when to kidnap you, so keep an eye aware.
>Well, we can always do one, then the other~
You seem pretty confident in having the energy so....
>So much "testing". Why don't we just play? ;)
I'm always prepared to play. Once I steal you it'd all play and pleasure, a little bit of work sneaks in
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>>24038737
>Where are the regs?
***slurrrrrrp*** hehe
>>24038768
Gave up on sleep, got up and worked out, had breakfast, and now coffee. Currently contemplating the rest of my day. I'll have to see if I can get some of those location shots in.
>>24038829
Don't worry, I hear... eventually. Takes awhile to cross the ocean and all.
And by the by, it would seem you may have missed a couple of pics in between updates:3
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>>24038972
well I'd love to get down to the root of your problem ~
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>>24038972
>Well bossy and I have been planning how and when to kidnap you, so keep an eye aware.
I await this event patiently~
>You seem pretty confident in having the energy so...
I certainly do today - in fact, I may take a walk here in a little bit to burn some of that energy off.
>I'm always prepared to play. Once I steal you it'd all play and pleasure, a little bit of work sneaks in
Good - I even have a game in mind~ ;)
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>>24038926
Hahahahaha! I must admit that a plunger has never once popped up on a fetish list. Let's keep it that way...
>>24038937
Hmm... Spent too long on the "pic related", looking at the multimeter box, significance of 101 both in base 10 and binary... Help a girl out
>>24038959
Ah, what a great set!! Thx so much for sharing!
And that's about my "cube" (read: "cue") to sign off for now...
See you qts later!! Am happy!!
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>>24039009
hey with how intense that suggestions list was, I figured I could try to be a little original... but yes we are agreed hah ~
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Y'all like drawstrings~
>>24039009
>Hahahahaha! I must admit that a plunger has never once popped up on a fetish list. Let's keep it that way...
Clearly we've been browsing different 4chans.
>Hmm... Spent too long on the "pic related", looking at the multimeter box, significance of 101 both in base 10 and binary... Help a girl out
You've got the right idea, but you're going about it wr0ng~
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>>24039045
I am laughing. Nice one;3
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>>24039045
That's okay I didn't need sleep
>too many lewd thoughts now.
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>>24039060
>I am laughing. Nice one;3
Well, at least I'm not the only one who thinks I'm funny. :D
>>24039087
>That's okay I didn't need sleep
I'd offer to help, but I don't think we'd be getting much sleep.
>>too many lewd thoughts now.
Now, this, on the other hand~
Just let me stretch first.
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>>24039045
Fuck. Unresolved references bug me although not as catastrophic as dangling pointers. Was it a response to my "no no no" by showing a 101, aka "on off on"?
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>>24039133
[I'd offer to help, but I don't think we'd be getting much sleep.
True, but I personally have been trying to put myself asleep for two hours now.
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Christ, these things are deep.
>>24039169
>Fuck. Unresolved references bug me although not as catastrophic as dangling pointers. Was it a response to my "no no no" by showing a 101, aka "on off on"?
Now you're getting further away! Try interpreting the sequence of characters differently~
>>24039170
>True, but I personally have been trying to put myself asleep for two hours now.
`\_(@.@)_/`
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>>24039200
>Christ, these things are deep.
put stuff in them
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>>24039208
>taking pictures of balancing things in the space between my collarbones and my neck
Officially the strangest thing I have done on the internet.
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This one took forever to get right. The energizer battery was fine, but the shitty knockoff brand just wouldn't stay put.
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I think that's about the limit of the interesting things I can do with this~
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>>24039169
It would appear you need some h31|°.
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>>24039273
>>24039279
>>24039284
HAAA
good work
the batteries look especially good
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Hey all.
Please pardon my unfortunate outbreak.
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>>24039433
u have otherwise excellent skin
also nice hairy bits and build
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Hey there girls.
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>>24039560
>girls
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>>24037540
Don't worry, I made it through another day.
>sneak into you
Nah, I think I'd rather you know what was happening- especially since you've talked about breaking my wrists before. I'm really fond of anything that I'd want to put in you, and I'd hate to lose use of any of it.
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>>24039560
I can see the cat hairs on the suit, a lot of people including myself see that as either plainly unprofessional and/or disgusting.
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>>24039679
It's not a suit, and I wasn't wearing it to be professional Mr. Meany Pants. I threw it on to take a few pictures I was gonna share but not now.
Also. When you live with cats their hairs get everywhere. Wow you're mean.
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>>24039018
Thx for the show! Can't wait to see more!
>>24039045
Yes, these are good shorts on you. >>24039133
Clearly you're not the only one who finds you funny. Have snarfed more than once at your shenanigans
>>24039200
Ugh. Am being distracted by real life, so I can't think about this. I'll just be frustrated. Oh hey, what's new.
>>24039279
Lol! Fucking private label.
>>24039433
Haha! Hey. that's not an outbreak. Just a couple of isolated incidents. Happens to hairy dudes.
>>24039560
Pharmacist?
>>24039648
God, your veins and gloved hand make make as silly as they did from when you first showed up on the thread, man!!
>innuendo
Fair point ;) But the counter is that you've demonstrated the ability to make me submit...
>>24039679
No need to be a DB, anon. Play nice with the boys that take the time to make us happy.
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Precision power tool shot! Because things with electric motors excite ladies...
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>>24039721
Hey! Pls continue- sorry that it looks like some non regular lurkers may have gotten chatty tonight and come across as harsh while you are having fun! I'm blitzing around, it being Sat evening... So if you'd like to share while chatting with a more captive audience, you're more than welcome to come back another time! But we also like being left presents in you've gotten dressed up and would like to leave a series for our enjoyment later. =)
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>>24039785
Electric motors are nice, but dat forearm!!! Not only is it strong and handy, but so good at dominating, eeek!
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>>24039353
Fuck! Another reference. I think that makes 2 from Nolly and 1 from you to decipher. Oh well, I like challenges... Except when I don't win/achieve.
>can feel the cranky pout developing... hrrrrgh.
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Well, I might be encouraged to post some more.
It's like a sixteen picture set. So I might have to stretch it out for those encouraging replies.
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>>24039918
Yay! feel free to pace however you like- and we <3 creatures and critters, so hi to kitty!
Aaaaand- I hate to do this to you, but I promised to give my friend a ride home, so I'm off to do chauffeur duties...
More later, thread!
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>>24039999
I didn't realize til after the fact that he was in every single stinking shot. He was probably sitting there wondering what the fuck I was doing.
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>>24039775
>>24039821
Well, you have made it easier by communicating clearly and being flirty as hell- both of which I appreciate.
Now then, I do believe you know your place. ; )
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>>24038937
>>24039353
I finally got it. Thx for the help =) and ;)
Ahhhhhh.... God, that felt good. Thank you.
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>>24040006
Hahaha... He's a cat. I'm sure it was all a part of his plan!
>which thankfully wasn't "crashing this plane... With no survivors!"
>>24040045
>my place
Y-Yessir, I do know. I'm "on it".
Hnnnnng.
>P.S. The next time you feel like it, will you take some pics like you did last time in your bed? We got a good set of your armpit/chest/neck/arm with the healing bruise after you walked into a suspended auto, but uh... moar, pls? >Like: hugging the fuck out of a pillow, showing your arm/hand reaching towards the monstrosity in your undies while mouth is agape... (Brain scrambled from nasty thoughts... I'm sure I'll have more tasteful thought later when unscrambled)
OK to say no, as always =)
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>>24040230
He's a rascal that's for sure. I wouldn't put it past him having done some DB Cooper style shenanigans before. His name is Huckleberry.
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>>24040270
The entire time i was taking these photos I was thinking about how I wish I had a cute little thing in front of me that I could tell had been a bad girl and was deserving of some punishment.
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>>24040263
You win! Had to bust out the Googs to find out about DB Cooper since Bane quotes are occupying far too much of my limited brain space . =/
Huckleberry is a qt. An asshole cat qt. ;)
>>24040270
Always "yes!" to cuff work
>>24040306
Uh oh... Man, this is going to be a well-disciplined audience...
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Random handedness incoming:
1/2
-Brandt
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Bugs? Why did it have to be bugs?
2/2
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>>24040336
One of my favorite parts of any dom/sub situation I've found myself in when I've been the dom is the build up and anticipation from slowly unbuttoning my cuffs, loosening my tie, etc... Pacing back and forth slowly while she watches never know when the switch will be flipped and I might just grab her hair.
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>>24040383
Slowly rolling up my sleeves can have a profound effect. I've watched girls squirm in anticipation as I rolled up my sleeves because they knew I intended to out in work
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>>24040387
Put in work* rather. Damn phone.
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>>24040360
Wait! Where was this iridescent display?!
>>24040383
>>24040387
Those of us who aren't blindfolded and are playing the sub enjoy the anticipation as well...
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>>24040424
My favorite is after I've rolled up my sleeves, paced a little bit, maybe teased them with some light slapping or biting is to then take off my tie and use it as a blind fold.
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>>24040446
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>>24040450
Kind of interesting story time. I think one of my female coworkers is potentially into DD/lg
Was hanging out with friends/coworkers recently and was shooting the shit around dinner. Joking, blah blah blah, sexual innuendo as twenty somethings are wont to do. I don't know exactly how I managed to slip it into conversation but I managed out some line like "Oh, you guys were talking about your real families, and here I was thinking you were just all into DD/lg" and they all kind of looked at my quixotically except for one girl. Her face turned a bit and she tossed something at me and told me to stop being a perv (playfully, she likes to insinuate like I'm some sort of predator). Generally speaking, a vanilla girl wouldn't know what that meant. So she's piqued my interest.
On a pic related note this is how I stand in front of whatever my recent conquest is. Preferably with her hands restrained behind her back and some nice red marks already on her face and body from my hands. It's really fun to watch them watch your hands. Trying to anticipate what you might do next
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>>24040494
Quixotic was the wrong word. Puzzled is probably closer to what I meant. They were for the most part puzzled and didn't know what the abbreviations meant.
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>>24040512
I'll finish up the set real quick before I duck off to bed.
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>>24040522
I've been fucking this girl lately who's REALLY into being choked lately. It's been pretty interesting. It's probably the only time I've ever held back despite being asked to go rougher.
I mean, if I'm spanking a chick and she's crying out for harder, harder, harder; I will beat her til the skin breaks. But like with this current chick, I was like "we go any more and you might die. I don't wanna catch a body just to bust a nut."
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>>24040529
I mean, I still choke the fuck out of her. I just remind myself to pull it back a bit when's she's wheezing and coughing but still not tapping out.
Anyway. Goodnight thread.
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>>24040424
>Wait! Where was this iridescent display?!
Oh, I was out with some friends at a natural history museum. Loads of bugs.
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Closin up shop for the day.
1/2
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Consider me disappointed if you don't kick the shit out of Sunday as well as I have.
2/2
-Brandt
>out<
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>>24029319
Amazing fingers. I want them inside me
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>>24039200
>>24039273
>>24039279
>>24039284
Those collarbones are killer like holy fuck.
>>24039433
A fuzzy face and that dip in the neck hnnnnnn!
>>24039560
>>24039721
if you have a cat, and you aren't left with some kitty glitter you're not properly loving that cat. I approve.
>>24039679
Loose the 'tude, bitch.
>>24039785
Well holy fuck the definition in these arms
>>24039918
>>24040006
>>24040263
>>24040270
>>24040306
>The entire time i was taking these photos I was thinking about how I wish I had a cute little thing in front of me that I could tell had been a bad girl and was deserving of some punishment.
Are you taking volunteers? Because I'm ready.
>>24040045
Well fuck, I get excited when you start unbuttoning your pants.
>>24040354
>>24040360
Brings sexy in some and interesting in others. I like it.
>>24040383
>>24040387
>>24040390
>Pacing back and forth slowly while she watches never know when the switch will be flipped and I might just grab her hair.
Jesus H. Pharmacy tech shows up with lewd words and ready to get down to business.
>>24040512
>>24040494
>Generally speaking, a vanilla girl wouldn't know what that meant. So she's piqued my interest.
I do think this is true. Sounds like you need to hop on the cutie!
>>24040522
>>24040529
>>24040534
That actually made me giggle. I think at worse she might pass out if anything.
>>24040892
>>24040896
I wish I could kick the shit out of Sunday, but unfortunately my day is just beginning.
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Just so you know I'm not dead
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>>24040927
>I wish I could kick the shit out of Sunday, but unfortunately my day is just beginning.
Come with me, fresh from the shower of destiny, if you want to live this day to its fullest.
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>>24040959
Popping back in? Or just a quick fly by?
>>24040965
I'm fully prepared to.
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>>24040985
Quick fly by, have a lot on my plate at the moment and as much as i like to try to be original idea pool is shallow as of late.
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>>24040996
Giant spherical object; Atlas pose: go!
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>>24041035
I'll remember this one for when i find or obtain said object
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>>24031920
Just a reminder: still waiting on those mic pic requests...
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Nolly's hangover cure: Chew up an advil, wash that painful shit out of your mouth with half a glass of water. None of this "waiting for drugs to work on their own" bullshit (incidentally, that shit wakes you the fuck up, too - not that it'll stop me from drinking my coffee, though).
>>24039775
>Clearly you're not the only one who finds you funny. Have snarfed more than once at your shenanigans
Speaking of shenanigans... Drunk me found that paving machine I was talking about and snapped some photos for y'all.
This one isn't part of that set, though, it's just something else I took last night.
>Ugh. Am being distracted by real life, so I can't think about this. I'll just be frustrated. Oh hey, what's new.
Well, the cops offered me a ride home last night (I declined), which was a new experience for me~
>>24040163
>I finally got it. Thx for the help =) and ;)
>Ahhhhhh.... God, that felt good. Thank you.
I wasn't intending for it to be quite so hard to figure out! Oh well, such is life.
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Red fish
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Blue fish
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>>24041444
Well that sounds super gross
>>24041448
>>24041454
>>24041457
>>24041459
>>24041460
what is this? construction vehicle you're fondling?
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>>24040927
Pharm. Tech. here, I don't know if my ID changed since I'm on PC now.
Yeah, I was really fucking horny last night, in case you couldn't tell. I ended up fapping really good afterwards.
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Hm. I may need another cup of coffee. We are sleepy this afternoon.
>>24041522
>Well that sounds super gross
It is a foul taste - but I'll take temporary discomfort over being nauseated all morning. Plus, I like bitter stuff, so it's not as unpleasant for me as it could be, I suppose.
>what is this? construction vehicle you're fondling?
It is a paving machine of some variety. I'm not sure what it's function is exactly, but the covering on the top (probably not pictured) opens up, and the inside and underside are covered with asphalt residue.
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>>24041658
We've enjoyed your lewdness!
>>24041688
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer some Gatorade and pickles in the morning to stop my hangover
And my angry midday brain was perplexed by the machinery.
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>>24040892
>>24040896
Confirmed that pics like these will always hit me below the belt, not matter how many times I see them
>>24040959
>>24040996
We've missed you! Lookin' strong! And if you are able to do Atlas, you'll have the prop to do Sisyphus, too - the less optimistic counterpart. =)
>>24041212
Oh right! Should be good - not sure how many I envisioned in the series, but will form after I finish working through my distressing e-mail backlog.
>>24041444
>I wasn't intending for it to be quite so hard
TWHS (That's what he said)
>>24041448
>>24041454
>>24041457
>>24041459
>>24041460
I am only shipping you to Catwoman if you promise that I can tag along on one of your intoxicated evening walks. Because harmless pranking and concocting silly stories about strangers are some of life's greatest simple pleasures...
>>24041658
Congratulations! We don't mind. This thread is all about hedonism without detriment to others.
>>24041688
I have an Internet hangover. Fuck Advil and coffee; I'll take a couple of spanks and slaps to get energized.
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First picture ever on soc
new to this stuff
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>>24041894
Hey anon! Sorry for the quiet thread... Lots of us are working / busy / hungover / otherwise disposed...
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>>24041894
Dimple on the chin of a fuzzy face and collar bones that could cut glass. Yes please
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Funny, I'm confident this isn't what a doorbell is for~
>>24041777
>Call me old fashioned, but I prefer some Gatorade and pickles in the morning to stop my hangover
If we're being REALLY old-fashioned, the proper cure would be a bloody mary, but I don't have the ingredients for that.
>And my angry midday brain was perplexed by the machinery.
I might try to grab some more later, should I find myself on a walk this evening also~
>>24041863
>TWHS (That's what he said)
heheheh
>I am only shipping you to Catwoman if you promise that I can tag along on one of your intoxicated evening walks. Because harmless pranking and concocting silly stories about strangers are some of life's greatest simple pleasures...
Well, usually my evening walks are sober - it's the ones at 1am forward that occasionally end up being some degree of intoxicated. But, pedantry aside - feel free to join me! It's nice to have people to walk with.
>I have an Internet hangover. Fuck Advil and coffee; I'll take a couple of spanks and slaps to get energized.
Tell you what - you go grab me another cup of coffee, and I'll get started on the spanking. ;)
>>24041894
>First picture ever on soc
>new to this stuff
Welcome!
>>24042279
>Hey anon! Sorry for the quiet thread... Lots of us are working / busy / hungover / otherwise disposed...
But we somehow all come back to the thread at the same time? Are you sure we're not all the same person?
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Dunno if it's the lighting or what, but my scars are really obvious today, for some reason.
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So in the middle of rearranging i found one of my toys
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>>24042299
>bloody Mary
That just sounds disgusting.
>I might try to grab some more later, should I find myself on a walk this evening also~
Better yet, go for a walk and grab me instead.
>>24042307
You're consistent fingering of things has me jealous of all sorts of objects.
>>24042331
Things I wish had requested, YES!
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>>24042342
Only thing is, i only thought of a couple ways to use it, at least for this thread's purposes
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>>24042299
>But we somehow all come back to the thread at the same time? Are you sure we're not all the same person?
Just another clever ruse that only true Troll Jedi have mastered.
>P.S. I feel really silly in going back over some of your pics in this thread - so many Easter eggs that I didn't catch the first time around...
>>24042331
hahahaha! can appreciate the hair gel, Logan. =)
>>24042352
To defeat The Hand? (Wolverine Vol 1, Issue 2)
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>>24042352
Hahaha I'm so glad. And fuck that could actually do damage!
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Good morning to you my fellow contributors, our exceedingly warm and caring commenters, and to the lovely lurkers who pass through these parts like a barely felt breeze carrying the first promise of spring after a long winter.
It is time for Brandt to rise up from his slumber! Who will join me in a bout of Monday ass-kickery the likes of which the world has not seen in several days--possibly a week?!
Raise your hands and be counted!
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>>24042488
>Monday ass-kickery
Have I taught you nothing?!@$
ITT, we engage in Monday ass-slappery
Or ass-grabbery
Am good with both, pls and thx =)
And good morning.
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>>24042522
>ITT, we engage in Monday ass-slappery
>Or ass-grabbery
Oh, well, my apologies. I shall endeavor to join my hands with your ass in whichever way seems most appropriate at some point in the future to remedy this thoughtless mistake.
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I'm ready to pass out on this floor. :)
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>>24041212
>> MIC W/ STAND POSES <<
OK... normally, my inner groupie slut goes hysterical for the shredders and pickers versus the lead vocalist, but let's face it... inner groupie slut is - a slut - so any kind of performer that's engrossed in his art is blazing hot.
There's a lot of energy being directed towards the mic, its stand and/or the setup in the studio. >I think you get less expressive hands/body language with mics on podiums, or wireless mics like for delivering presentations, which is why I prefer mics w/ stand or in a studio setup...
The pose ideas in the attached collage are all of celebs except the MSA thread panel image (lower right image) and ... our beloved /mhfn/ contributor- Green (2nd pic, B&W on the upper left below Hiddleston reading poetry).
Green's pic was executed brilliantly because you could replace the mic with MY SKULL ... and that is the only way the photo could possibly be any better.
These are just ideas- you'll know what works best for the type of vocal work you like to do. We'll see it in your hands, arms, neck, mouth. =)
Have fun and thx!!!! =D
>>24042552
>join my hands with your ass
Added to our ledger...
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>>24042633
Order received. Gears turning. Plans forming. Shots falling into place.
>ledger
Oh dear. How hard am I going to have to work to get out on of the red?
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>>24042488
>>24042552
There's the fuzz.
>>24042631
Hey I have this case too.
Pls excuse random flyby post
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>>24042683
No excuses neccesary.
There is coffee.
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>>24042631
Awww! That's a comfy looking floor, though =)
Perfect for lazy Sunday afternoons.
>If only today were a lazy Sunday... can't remember the last one of those, grumble...
>>24042675
>How hard am I going to have to work to get out of the red?
Imagine seeing a knowing smile start to cross my side-turned face, hidden beneath a cascade of long hair. You might even see a glint of playfulness creep into my averted eyes before I'm gone...
>>24042731
THERE YOU ARE!#$@!!!$!$!!$!$%!%$
HOLYGOD.
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Been walking around playing Pokemon Go, cigarettes get me through these hot days
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>>24042739
Imagery... searing into... brain...
Must... Gaaaah!
<blows on hand>
Hot potato!
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>>24042780
Haven't hit the rage phase yet. Pls crop appropriately, thx.
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>>24042784
Hahaha! Games can be more fun with open playbooks, no?
>see ya on the field/court/arena
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>>24042825
Totally forgot to crop it, my bad
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>>24042850
Oh it's gonna be a good game indeed:3
The best -are- always played without reviewing the manual...
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>>24042858
All good, thx =) hope you're enjoying the honeymoon phase with the game. Saw gaggles of folks playing this weekend...
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>tfw you lose weight and your dress shirts are too big
Motherfucker.
On a related note: finally getting around to this request.
>>24042342
>That just sounds disgusting.
They're not my favorite either, but they do alright as far as spicy drinks go. If you don't add peppers or horseradish or something, though, you're just drinking tomato juice and vodka, which is a waste of both.
>>24042393
>>P.S. I feel really silly in going back over some of your pics in this thread - so many Easter eggs that I didn't catch the first time around...
I do like to put little jokes and references here and there for people who are paying attention~
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This one took forever to get right.
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That tie just had to come off.
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And, let's be fair, the shirt wasn't going to stay on all the way very long either.
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All this posing is hard work, luckily, Mr. Flask has the solution~
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I have some more, but I need to take a break for dinner, and then get my work done for the evening.
I'll give you a little something extra to tide you over, though~
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>>24042866
I'm enjoying it way more than i probably should
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>>24042975
Yikes!!!! Holy shit! Thx!
I'm going off grid for several hours - if we hit thread limit, I'll put one up in 5 hrs or so. Catwoman also has company tonight, so is busy. Tons of stuff to get done today, sorry boys!! More affection coming your way in a bit...
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>>24042739
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>>24042975
>>24042965
>>24042965
Flyby to let nolly know that he's killing me right now.
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Update : 6 weeks in!
>Beef caaaaake!
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first post in this thread
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>>24043128
>>24043222
>>24043241
Fffffucking..... the things I pop in and see goddddd
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>>24043306
>Fffffucking.....
Hey, this ain't that kind of establishment. You want that kind of action you best go get a room, and as it so happens I can think of one that's available.
>flashback repost!
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>>24043128
>>24043222
>>24043317
Did someone pluck these images from my sex fantasies for the next decade?
I hate being incepted!
>>24043241
Oh hai! Welcome home.
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>>24043306
don't just stop and stare awkwardly, geez
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>>24043436
JFC. Are you some kind of Steve Rogers / Captain America altered superhuman?!?!
Or your parents just rigged your genetic lottery?!!!!
>I am a fan of the sweatpants BTDubs
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>>24043222
Checked. Fine, I'll shower with you. You really didn't have to be so coy...
>>24043241
Anon, you get newb props for clueing into our wardrobe preferences and current requests
>>24042731
At one point, Cat and I discussed whether we should just include butts in the name of this thread. Jesus.
>>24042945
>>24042951
>>24042954
>>24042962
You kill me with the humor! And bringing the sexy. I love how you the standard "dick corporate boss" outfit, down to the gold toned watch and flask, hahaha!
Congrats on your /fit/ journey- you'll have to tell us about that sometime...
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>>24042299
>But we somehow all come back to the thread at the same time? Are you sure we're not all the same person?
Well, unless that same person is slapping a carpet on their chest, I think we can safely say you and I are, at the very least, different people.
Then there's Capt. America down at the bottom... whoah! Inspiration much? ;D
>>24043436
>Gotta git gud!
>>24043968
Well, I didn't want to be a nuisance or anything...
>No more pics from me until the new thread... 12 left!
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>>24043144
>Flyby to let nolly know that he's killing me right now.
Don't die on me! I haven't finished posting the set!
>>24043968
>You kill me with the humor! And bringing the sexy. I love how you the standard "dick corporate boss" outfit, down to the gold toned watch and flask, hahaha!
It happens every once in a while - if I had my dress jacket here, I'd have worn that too.
>Congrats on your /fit/ journey- you'll have to tell us about that sometime...
Not really much to tell~ I've had a lot of spare time lately, and I get really irritable when I sit still for too long. I figured a bit of exercise was something productive to do with the energy.
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I would've done this earlier, but my sister dropped by for a few hours right after I finished my work.
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>>24043974
Hey hands!
>>24044002
Haha, no worries- something tells me that Nolly is going to finish stuffing / filling this thread
>>24044021
Nolly the Mailman, delivering...
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Sleeves kinda got away from me here, so I did this one again - but the veins are better here. I'll give y'all the alternate takes next thread.
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>>24044033
Oh nice! Are you a big or little brother? Or both? My older bro was my best bud /torturer growing up, as it should be.
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>>24044060
>Haha, no worries- something tells me that Nolly is going to finish stuffing / filling this thread
While stuffing and filling sounds fun, the thread wasn't quite what I had in mind. ;)
>Nolly the Mailman, delivering...
Just in time to deliver the package. ;)
>>24044062
>I'll give y'all the alternate takes next thread.
Or this thread if there's space, I guess.
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And one of me being cheeky, because we all knew this was going to happen.
>>24044067
>Oh nice! Are you a big or little brother? Or both? My older bro was my best bud /torturer growing up, as it should be.
I am the older brother. Oh man, my little sister and I got along like oil and water until we moved off to college and stopped living in the same house, haha. We've both mellowed out a lot since then, though.
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>>24044071
I was hoping you'd be there for the assist on innuendo! You never let me down...
>do you often run out of space?
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Okay, alt. takes to fill up the thread.
>belt removal part 2
>>24044062
>sideways
Son of a bitch.
>>24044092
>I was hoping you'd be there for the assist on innuendo! You never let me down...
I live to serve~
>>do you often run out of space?
Oh, it happens from time to time. ;)
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>zipper with sleeves in the right goddamn position
And I think that does it.
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>>24044098
Hahaha... Not sideways, but I love the swearing you guys do.
Understandable re: siblings. I got lucky...
>>24044104
A fine ending to another hnnnnnng thread! Will set up the new one when I get home in half an hr and will post back here then...
Keep those hands productive in the meantime, friends! You know what they say about idle hands...
>some shit about work of imaginary demons
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>>24044132
>Hahaha... Not sideways, but I love the swearing you guys do.
It definitely looks sideways to me. And I'm glad someone appreciates me being vitriolic. :D
>Keep those hands productive in the meantime, friends! You know what they say about idle hands...
Idle hands make the devil's work! So blame Lucifer the next time you're bored~
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>>24044132
Idle hands lead to...
MASTURBATION!
...
Right?
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>>24044160
>Idle hands lead to...
>MASTURBATION!
>...
>Right?
Sometimes!
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>>24044236
Surely not some, the best of!
"It was the best of faps, it was the worst of faps..."
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>>24044276
>Surely not some, the best of!
To be fair, most of my idle masturbation has been tainted by the ennui that drove me to it in the first place.
>"It was the best of faps, it was the worst of faps..."
Nah, the worst was before I figured out water was basically the opposite of a lubricant~
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>>24044317
>>24044276
>>24044160
While boys talking about wanking amuses me to no end (seriously ROFL), we have a new thread up!
Use this to finish yer wankposting; otherwise...
SLAPPERS, GROPERS, GRABBERS, CHOKERS! Get your boob calipers over to the new thread!
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>>24044317
shitposting: Things you discover when young and have the luxury of ennui... "ennui" is quite fun to pronounce.
>>24044158
It is a given right for all anons on the internet to be vitriolic...
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>>24044317
>water =\= lubricant
I feel your pain... that first time using a water-based lune with a girl... WHY DID THEY CREATE SUCH A THING!?
Poor girl was ready to go before application... a couple of thrusts later though she was like, "OUCH!"
bad touch man, bad touch.
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