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MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/ Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

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MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/

Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.

Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!

Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.

All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:

>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.

If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.

Previous thread: >>23937454
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J
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Hey, Dropout here. Posted this in the last thread
>>24021041
It was about a recent crush. People showed interest in my voice so I'll probably be around to record more, starting with new boy questions.
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>>24021897
Yay! We love new boys~!

Continuing the ALL POETRY ALL THE TIME from the last thread! Here's one that's very near and dear to my heart and super important and meaningful to me, so please give it your best shot!!

Thank you all in advance!
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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DISNEY NSFW CHALLENGES

MSA is often the place where you guys make our dreams come true. But you know where else our dreams come true?
Disneyland. These challenges come from meshing the 2 dream makers together.

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DISNEY MASTURBATION CHALLENGE
In this challenge, you are to sing Disney songs from start to finish and masturbate while doing so! The challenge is to orgasm while singing, if you need multiple songs then go right ahead to the next one. After your orgasm, you must finish the song.

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NAUGHTY DISNEY CHALLENGE
What person hasn't fantasized about a Disney character once in their life? In this challenge, performers are to make/improvise a naughty Disney-themed recording and writers can make up scripts and scenarios for our boys to performs.

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>>24021918

Got here first! Woo! I tired to be a little softer here, to treat this with the emotional respect it deserves.

https://clyp.it/4pr1ev0a

-- Muddle
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>>24021918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BGxnYcWMVH
I'm not very good at this sort of thing but I figured since I'm going to bed soon I could do quick stuff.
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Turret-kun establishing ^_^
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oIPJBrVB7W
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Im a new poster boy thing

http://chirb.it/9KB3Cg

- Suro
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>>24021918
Random here, gave it a go.

https://clyp.it/jbt2pwi0
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Apollo establishing, with all my content from the previous thread:

NSFW -
https://clyp.it/igcjbgsq
Captured by the Joker 3

https://clyp.it/hofrk0ie
Excerpt from The Petals Fall Twice

SFW -
http://chirb.it/qpvx6P
Drunkenly calling Donald Trump names

http://chirb.it/FJC9vJ
Poem by Kat Savage

http://chirb.it/kkBb58
Horses at Midnight without a Moon

http://chirb.it/h22pep
Alone

http://chirb.it/2cJD6E
Quote from The Book of Disquiet.

http://chirb.it/LLG6t0
You and I

http://chirb.it/2gKPD5
Seasons

http://chirb.it/ImE3KA
Yet another poem

And to finish off:
>>24021918
http://chirb.it/gxMAwm
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New poster, did a few of the new poster questions. I dunno, if ya like it or have any requests I'll do some more, if not then ok.

http://chirb.it/NBDPmz
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Knowledge is Power. Power Corrupts. Study Hard. Be Evil.
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>>24021841
hey I'm new so where do I start?
Im not gonna do sex stuffs, but will do others
(can't do nsfw because thin walls)
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>>24023875
http://chirb.it/tK18BM
here we go
GNG establishing
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>>24021972
Yes, you- Dropout. I like you. Moar.

>>24023536
How did I miss some of this content? God, Apollo. I love your drunk entertainment as much as the SFW poetry!

>>24023784
A gentle, soft spoken qt. you will do well here.
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Requesting that Albrecher establish and provide both a status update on health!
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>>24024125
He's dead Jim.
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>>24024157
I will cut you
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Apollo with some tasty NSFW for ya'

https://clyp.it/qtkxthnk
The Butler [M4F, msub, butler/mistress relationship]

https://clyp.it/y1o2ir3a
Tech Support [M4F, remote control toys, phonesex]
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>>24021947
Muddle! There's such an extraordinary amount of force behind your voice. Looooove it.

>>24021972
Dropout, this was a VERY good read. My only feedback is that I think you should try going a little slower. I don't know why you don't think you're good at this sort of thing, because you made me FEEL.

>>24022541
Cuuuuute. :D

>>24022847
Suro, you have a really nice low, growly voice. I hope to hear more from you in the future. Don't worry, we love dorks here so have more confidence! You should join us on Discord, I think you'd have a good time. Good luck with your move! :3

>>24022873
Holy deep voice... Please read more. This was really great.

>>24023536
Apollo, this read of my poem was more emotional sounding than your other stuff. Great job! I wonder who you were thinking of....

>>24023784
RoyceB: FUCK YES MORE AMERICANS. You sound really great. I hope you keep making content. (Be as vain as you like.) You should also join our Discord.

>>24023909
GNG: You were really quiet in this recording. Maybe try normalizing in Audacity? I had a hard time hearing you clearly.

So many new boys... *swoons*
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Someone requested I post the invite to discord.

The Sexy Audio discord is a hangout for performers and listeners alike. Where we hang out, laugh, and shitpost together.
Wanna come check it out?

https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcbRjR3V
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>>24025187
Thanks a million! Ill try posting some more stuff tonight
Im so glad my voice is pretty ok

-Suro
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>>24025327
FOR THE RECORD. I DID NOT SAY "PRETTY OK". Understatement of the week.
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Blah Blah Luger establishing blah you know the drill by now.

https://www.chirbit.com/LugerP08
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>>24022847
gay
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>>24025187
yeah sorry bout that
trying to find good headgear
so would anyone want like...foreign language stuff? poems? things like that?
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>>24025919
fuck it imma do some spoopy
y'all ok with spoopy?
http://chirb.it/c22bIG
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>>24025187
If you've got anything else you'd like read out I'd be glad to. Have something I did a bit ago.

https://clyp.it/c2cswzw0
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>>24025187
Thank you, the emphasized "very" let's me know I did a goodun. I'm still looking for more. I was gonna record new boy questions but I came home very late and everyone is around lol
>>24024036
Dropout likes being liked. Will do. Especially quickies
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>>24025187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bPl6eYHiB6

aaaaaaaand here's some yandere stuff i did.

Yandere Confession
http://chirb.it/32D0Bq

Goodnight sweetheart
http://chirb.it/k72e5G

last thing you see is me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06gD5ydUB6d

I love you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pFxb4C8bvf
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Creepy pasta thingy

Malingo
http://chirb.it/fdyps1
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>>24025999
NOOOOO. I HATE SCARY. D:

>>24026304
You know that ASMR-y calm feeling you get when you're trying to fall asleep? That's what I got from this.

>>24026969
Uh... this is fucking brilliant. I especially liked the "I love you" track. Gave me chills.

>>24026972
THAT'S OKAY. I DIDN'T NEED TO SLEEP ANYWAYS.
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Dreaming
http://chirb.it/fhBpBM
Focus
http://chirb.it/y62Lsy
Answer
http://chirb.it/fayDCe
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>>24026981
maybe a lullaby will help you sleep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02dtQEB2uog
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>>24027047
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02dtQEB2uog
WOW FUCK YOU TOO.

(but thanks. :3)
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>>24027052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mJQSWYsd0N
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>>24027061
Honestly would prefer bullets to terror.
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>>24027080
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gdNZulAZ3N
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>>24027096
Aw, but here you just sounds so cute. You need hugs.
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>>24021918
https://clyp.it/tlltvwtz

hey guys it's me, Careless Whisperer
all i've done is these poems
i should probably do other stuff
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I know it's a shot in the dark, but any kind anons willing to do this script? I would be very appreciative.

Come over here. Take off my shoes... that's right. Now kiss my socks. I know it gets you hot. Being at my feet. Being bossed around by me. Look, your little dick is already rock hard. Not that I'm going to let you cum.

Now open your mouth. That's it. I'm going to shove my sweaty socks right in there. And you aren't going to make a sound while you prop up my feet. Be a good footstool and I'll consider letting you jerk off.
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>>24027245
http://chirb.it/2DbAn5

I gave it a shot for ya.
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Requesting once again, regular masturbation. Also, lullabies are really nice seperately.

I'd like to thank all of the kind young gentleman here for taking time out of their day to bring pleasure and happiness to strangers they'll never see, like some sexy Secret Santa.
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Hey, everyone! It's your friendly neighborhood automaton, establishing once again for the new thread!

STUFF FROM THE LAST THREAD:

Some poetry, that damn near everyone read!

http://chirb.it/N1xCA2
http://chirb.it/PFLyE5

A short reading from Stephen King's "1408"

http://chirb.it/bbIOxN
[Short] [Experimenting with Format]

Bible History 1 by Brad Neely

http://chirb.it/hk4qtO
[Humor] [Short] [Sodomy] [An Even Weirder Move]

Also, I've got some sweet talk content as always!

"How I Want You"

http://chirb.it/yB11mK
[Romantic] [Kissing] [Improv]

"Nightmares Again?"

http://chirb.it/a6kwE4
[Sweet] [Comforting] [Reassurance] [Relationship Experience]

And now for the LEWD stuff.

Convention Weekend Day 2

http://chirb.it/1fgt41
[NSFW] [Jealousy] [Oral] [Public]

"After Class"

http://chirb.it/kH44p3
[Caught] [Strangers] [Hand Stuff]

Annnnnnnd that's your lot really. Always looking for suggestions; and now to get back to recording. My work ethic has been awful lately.


-Tinman
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In the last thread, I read a portion of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream", a short story by Harlan Ellison. Here is that first portion:

https://clyp.it/wxg4xypf

I now present to you, the second portion. Much longer, this time. Enjoy, and give feedback whenever you like.

https://clyp.it/1kaidadc

>>24025187

For you, old friend. Hope you sleep well to it.

Also, chirb.it is stupid. Don't use it, new people. It's stupid and clunky.

-- Muddle
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>>24027704
You're an angel. Thank you.
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Couple of new things

First off a response to the post in the previous thread >>24020148.

http://chirb.it/m970mF

[SFW] [Ramble] [Memories]

And an experiment with humor and lewds. Did it go well? You be the judge.

"Honey! I'm Hoooooooome!"

http://chirb.it/CM7mMB

[NSFW] [Script] [Sound Effects] [Humor] [Sitcom Husband and Wife] [50's] [Oral] [Pseudo-Public]

I hope that link to the last thread works! Either way! That's all for now. See you next time.

-Tinman
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>>24028834
>Ramble 'Bout Fallin' in Love
So good, Tinman! (Original Requester here). Thank you so much for sharing and going into all the detail! I love, love, love hearing you savor the memory and I developed a sharp image in my head of where you were, how you felt, etc. Feeling warm and fuzzy. Yay!
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>>24028962

That's fantastic! I'm so glad to hear it!
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Requesting someone teasing/fucking me as a punishment for trying to run away after being forcefully made a pet
>Bonus point for a deep/intimidating voice and sadistic laugh
>Bonus point for swearing like "fuck kid, you're so tight" and groaning
>Extra bonus points for fapping while doing it
Spanking would be extra awesome. I am such a dirty girl oh my
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>>24029579
Oh. Oh my. Seconding this. OuO
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bedtime bump from the sixth.
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https://www.chirbit.com/Albrecher

Albrecher here, establishing with some of my recent work and confirming that I am, in fact, not dead!

http://chirb.it/w7kAwg (Wile E Coyote Poem)

http://chirb.it/bEgm9B (Silent Knight Silent Fap Session)

http://chirb.it/AaDd4M (The Joker Catches Batman And Robin Part 1)

http://chirb.it/KPq4zE (The Joker Catches Batman And Robin Part 2)

http://chirb.it/vkqeeh (End Of The Work Week Sexual Monologue)

http://chirb.it/2cqkEg (The First Order Does Not Negotiate)

I hope you enjoy what I have to offer, hopefully we get some awesome requests and scripts again!
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Ayyyy guess what I forgot to do again, thought I stopped the post quick enough.
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>>24021918
Albrecher again, with a shot at this poem, I hope I did right by one of your most favorite poems, anon.

http://chirb.it/vFb4ab
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07i8rOOeUxr

Corporal here, doing the new boy questions.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YmamDxnXrd
:(
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>>24030512
>>24030527
Boyfriend is back. I always enjoy when you forget to include your image. :)
Wile E. Coyote cheered me up, thank you! I hope you are feeling better.
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http://chirb.it/yp1xOs

this looked fun so I gave it a shot!

-Suro
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>>24021929
First time post

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zHbUXh83zo
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>>24029579
>>24030054
http://chirb.it/1OMN2n
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>>24032226
Oh god.
Now if you excuse me i'm gonna change my panties.
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Any of our lovely performers play Overwatch? Willing to do a sweet/cuddly Soldier 76? A lewd is good to
I might just say fuck it and write a script for it myself if there's enough interest
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>>24032662
Please write one! I would definitely love to hear someone do it, I don't have to voice for Soldier unfortunately.
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>>24031617
forgot to mention, this is the crazy bf thing that dark wrote
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>>24032219
Perfect song choice
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>>24032662
Seconding
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>>24033483
I think you missed the point of this thread....
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>>24032219
damn that was great, hope you post again
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>>24033483
oh baby, making me wet already
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>>24031617
This was nice to listen to, thanks for posting this. c:
>>24032219
Thought somebody was going to do "A Whole New World" but this works better
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>>24026969
Turret!!! I've missed you <3
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>>24027096
Could you elaborate on this kawaii yandere love?
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>>24033483
Take your damn bait out of here, we don't like your kind here. We're here for real men, men who perform for us here
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How does this actually work

Do I read a script and post my voice with Vocaroo or that other one?
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>>24035103
Yep! That's exactly how it works. Just try it out and see if you like it.
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>>24030999
Get your contact fagging out of here you fucking noob
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https://clyp.it/qy5egk21

This is a friend talking about her use of medical instruments in the bedroom.

-- Muddle
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>>24035198
thx i listened to it 5 times already its rly good

-gorg michael
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GTjD61doJ2
Here is me reading a Scottish poem on a shitty $15 mic
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Pls give me some sweet talk loving I had a shit day and hate people
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>>24035055
I've missed this thread <3
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>>24035436

I've got a few things like this. Here are a couple of older ones. I'll get to work on some new stuff ASAP.

http://chirb.it/A7Npxv
http://chirb.it/1fHPHC

-Tinman
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Howdy thread! It's time to workout with me again!

Second Workout with Rambler
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Second-Workout-with-Rambler

2x 5kg dumb bells going through 20x3 of...

Curls
Side lifts
Vertical lifts
Skier things
Squats
Dead lifts
Bench Presses
Butterflies
Tricep thingies

Have at it, and get sweaty!

>Now with extra counting!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12CW5RqD1gU
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From Eve's script pastebin (check the OP posts), a Sleepy Rambler rendition of...

Don't Let Them See
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Dont-Let-Them-See-Evenbloom

Enjoy:D

-MR

>so sleepy...
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YdIqspyOEl

New boy questions here. Finally got a chance to record.

- Dropout
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>>24037891
I've missed that voice!
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>>24034313
Thanks, I was kinda worried that no one would like it since my voice is a bit higher (and less masculine) than most people who tend to post here. But, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'll definitely post again.
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This is a 22 minute read-and-ramble that's gonna involve me crying. It's for people who are in a dark place, and it's also for me. Not sexy.

https://clyp.it/gnz5pcj2

-- Muddle
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>>24021918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14nPx83mQKC
first time doing this,have to be hushed as my family is sleeping
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>>24039519
Oh man, this hit really close to home

Here is a heart for you <3
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>>24035436
Devote yourself to the Emperor.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SUZlnIIaDC
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>>24037144
You would think that I'd know by now that 6 minutes of MR rambles is plenty of time to solve global drought issues with what just happened between my legs. Thank you...
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early morning poetry, an old favourite

https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/Little-Beast-Richard-Siken
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>>24036420
Thanks! Counting, cadence, low MR voice, breathing... A combo better than chocolate and peanut butter (how is that possible?). Spine tingles galore.
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>>24038896
Who dis
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Anybody need any requests doing?
I dont mind helping someone out. :)
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>>24040982
>>24041702

Glad you enjoyed them! I'm working my way through my (very moldy) backlog, so soon I'll be taking requests again.

A quick message for the anon who requested the Hotel California guitar solo alarm... I may have to rip that from the song itself, I hope you don't mind.

Also, to the anon who asked for an ASMR type alarm with trippy triggers like that recording you linked years ago... who are you and can you send me that link? Not sure what you mean. If I don't hear from you, I'll just cook something up in the next few days.

-MR
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B u m p
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Can someone talk about their day? Just casual talking, I need to hear someones voice. I'm all alone and it'd be nice to hear someone talk about their day.
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>>24032219
I literally never post anywhere, but I just wanted to say I read the prompt and initially thought "Eh, okay" but your vocaroo just gave me a new kink. Your voice shaking is so cute and I loved it. Thanks for this.
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>>24042737
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S0DWEPJ9Fk
You posted something once before, talking about movies and background music, and at the end you were all "I bet you didn't notice there was a sound going on in the background the whole time I was talking. I bet you were wondering what was making you feel all weird and uncomfortable and shit. It was a specific frequency they use in movies for suspense. Let me stop talking now so you can listen to it more closely."
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>>24043600
http://chirb.it/bh3xsJ

Albrecher here!
Hopefully you enjoy this, friend, hope you're having a good time!
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>>24043716

Wow, good memory! Here it is for those who might be interested in following along:

>Subfrequencies
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Subfrequencies

Also, have a three-pack of stuff I recorded about my hands. The first two are SFW, the third... less so.

>Hands
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Hands

>Hands: An Explanation
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Hands-an-explanation

>Hands and Going in Manual
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Hands-and-Going-In-Manual-NSFW

>Chance Time!<

I rolled the dice and landed on this gem...
Plop your left ear on my chest and curl up for a good night's sleep, 'cause we've got my heartbeat and sleepy-time breathing coming at ya!

>Heartbeat
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Sleeping-and-heartbeat


-MR
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Took my shot at the script "Thousands"

http://picosong.com/tweg/
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>>24043716

ooooooh! And now I know what you mean by the trippy ASMR shit. Binaural beats...

I'll see what I can swing. Any other specific sound triggers you'd like?
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>>24043642
agreed
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>>24043938
kissing and/or kitty purring :33
(feel free to not use these though, haha)
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>>24043983

>kissing and/or kitty purring

Oh, that's no problem at all:D
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>>24043600
I got side tracked by bagel bread loaf
http://chirb.it/h9FGOE
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>>24042115
Get on skype and you'll see!
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>BUMPIFY<
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>>24044075
More like this!!
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Kickin up from 7.
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Bump, you lazy bitches.
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>>24043800
>http://chirb.it/bh3xsJ
Not the original requester, but big hugs for Albro. such a calming voice. still happy you're not dead.
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>>24037891
Dropout! You are so frickin cute! I can't stand it! Please do the sexy questions?

SFW request from The Book Thief, too.
>>Spoiler Alert for anons -- don't look at image<<
Will you put on your best grim and sober voice and read this passage when you're in the mood? I have a box of tissues at the ready.
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>>24043962
>>24043642
>>24034313
Thanks for the the support! If there are any requests I'd be happy to try them out.
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dang it...

>up at 0330
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/up-at-0330

-MR
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>>24046759

Bams.

>The Book Thief - excerpt
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/The-Book-Thief-excerpt

-MR
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>>24046759
http://chirb.it/5kbp6w

Albrecher here, with a somber short reading. I hope you enjoy it and that it does justice to the excerpt, anon.
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Sleepless Rambler presents:

>Purgatoried Bliss -written by Eve
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Eve-Purgatoried-Bliss

-MR
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The second showing from Sleepless Rambler - made possible by the MSA Master Bin up top - comes from the very talented writer Ovri, and is entitled...

>Late Night Phonecall
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Ovri-Late-Night-Phonecall-NSFW

This one gets a little steamy ladies, so get ready to follow those instructions and ride on the wave!
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Anyone would like something in spanish?
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>>24047122
You gotta go back m8.
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>>24047156
>le smug Trump face maymay xDDDD
NO U
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>>24047162
Look, Anon, I know a lot of good mexicans, okay? But you bring drugs, you bring crime. You can immigrate to /msa/, but you have to do it legally! Illegal VAs on /msa/ are ruining the economy!
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>>24047168
What are you on about? I'm not Mexican and don't live in the US.
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>>24047168
This is what I was talking about! Big voice actors keeping the middle class down! We need Democratic Socialism so that small voice actors can participate as well. No voice of /msa/ is illegal. We're all sharing 4chan and it's thread with each other. There are no borders. We must ensure that the big actors don't trample on the small ones! Thank you!
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>>24047204
Please ignore the trolling/shitposting, anon. Welcome to the Internet.
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>>24046759
http://chirb.it/O6mkb7

Apollo, with your reading.
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Original requester here.
>>24044075
I've never had a bagel in my life, but it's entertaining to listen to.
>>24043800
Go nerd talk!

Thank both of you.
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>>24046801
100-1 challenge and q's for new boys if youre up for it
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>request
Here's an odd request can anyone talk to me about how "I'm" worth it and I shouldn't give up and why. Obviously super general. I'm having a rough time right now.
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>>24047875

It's a little difficult to tell someone they're generally worth it, just cuz. Can you give us some sort of specific detail that we can praise or encourage you toward? A skill, trait, goal, plan, anything?
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>>24047875

See my last post, that might help.
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>>24047665
I hope this is alright.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TrpLBvYJio
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PLAYING CATCH UP. GIMME A SECOND.

>>24027184
Careless Whisperer: Thank you very much for the read! This is very nice. It's good to see that my feedback has been heeded.

>>24027704
Royce B: Overall a very good read. I'm not sure if you were too casual about it. I, personally, would have liked to hear this in a lower, more husky voice dripping with need.

>>24028102
Tinman: Holy wow. For a robot, these readings were oozing emotion. I'm sad to hear your work ethic is not good. Hang in there!

>>24028119
Muddle: I'm no where near tired, but this calmed me down enough to almost drift off to sleep. There's something about a commanding voice that makes all my worries disappear.

>>24028834
Tinman: Again, heart-wrenching. Keep it up!

>>24030512
>>24030527
>>24030585
Albrecher: Glad you're feeling better! Your read was great! You can definitely see the progress you're making. You sounded tired and heartbroken, which is exactly what this piece needed.

>>24030670
Corporal: Great start! Hope to hear more from you soon.

>>24031278
Turret: I'm here with you... as long as you don't scare me off or shoot me...

>>24031617
Suro: This was excellent. I got shivers...

>>24032219
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zHbUXh83zo
I don't know who you are, but I hope you post again.
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>>24048189
wow you are super cute. do you have a name we could call you by yet?
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>>24048189
So cute
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>>24046849
Feels...
>>24046861
Feels...
>>24047325
And finally, the last in the set which made the feels bucket runneth over.

Thank you! You guys take good care of me. (orig requester on cell)
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>>24035198
Muddle: This is a masterpiece and needs to be archived. Props for not laughing.

>>24035256
$15 mic: Your sound quality wasn't that bad, actually! Very nice read of an interesting poem.

>>24035566
Tinman: It's always a treat to be reminded that these exist.

>>24036420
MR: BECAUSE HOUR-LONG RECORDINGS ARE JUST OKAY TO DO. Jeez. How am I supposed to be productive?

>>24036786
Yes you are. So pretty.

>>24037144
MR: U-um... Did it suddenly get really hot in here? Lord... That low, sleepy, growly voice demands attention.

>>24037891
Dropout: Omg you're so cute. Keep it up!!

>>24039519
Muddle: If I wasn't in a good mood today, I might have been broken by this. I empathize with you, and it pains me to listen to this. Thank you for recording this. Thank you...

>>24039558
Thank you for reading my poem! I really enjoyed the sound of your read, hushed or not. I think the lower volume lends a solemnity that the poem needs.

>>24040845
This was pleasant to listen to, but I wish it was a little louder.

>>24041228
Ooooh, you have a great voice. You read this very quickly and that gave it an interesting feel.
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>>24048503
>>24048585
Thanks! I hadn't really been thinking of one, but I guess I'd like to be called Abel.

--Abel
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>>24048663
I certainly hope you stick around!!
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>>24043854
MR: You're killing me, smalls.

>>24043907
Wow, this is an interesting and villainous voice. Hope to see more in the future.

>>24044075
RailPirate: I eat a lot of bagels too... At most, I use like 1mm of cream cheese... And yeah, butter on bagels is the worst. You can use bagels to substitute bread in sandwiches? :'D

>>24046826
>>24046849
MR: I can totally relate. I hate not being able to sleep. AHEM. Again with the sleepy, growly voice... damn...

>>24046861
Albrecher: Great job on this. You're always so quiet thoughhhhh. D:

>>24046948
MR: Can we make Sleepless Rambler a regular thing? Maybe just once a month...?

>>24047078
MR: See top of post.

>>24047325
Apollo: Back at it again with the accent, yo. I got a little bit of distortion on this, but I don't think that's your fault... You manage to make everything seems so... official. Very nice read. :3

>>24048189
Abel: I agree with my cohorts on this one. I giggled. :3c
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>>24048298

I try my best. Will continue tonight, probably.

>>24048650

It'll be on my clyp.it profile forever and ever, anyone can check my profile out and look at my recordings there.

Also, thank you for listening and responding. Much appreciated.

-- Muddle
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W-where r the qt voice actors
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>>24049003

werkin. looking for anything in particular?
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>>24049003
h-here
>>24048298
Thanks a million! Im glad you liked it!

-Suro
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>>24049027
>>24049036
Just trying to figure out exactly *who* is here
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>>24049053

Midnight Rambler here, though I guess not in the sense you need:D
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>>24049053
I'm up setting up my Chirbit and listening to creepypasta :3

--Abel
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>>24049077
Oh good! Let me know when you do so I can follow you ASAP :3
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>>24049094
Here you go!
https://www.chirbit.com/Abel
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>>24049111
Following!!! Can't wait to see what you have to offer here :D
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>>24049118
:) I can't wait to try more stuff out. I'll (hopefully) be putting up the questions for newbies by tomorrow
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>>24049133
Oh good! I was just about to ask you about that!
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>>24049139
Yep! It's just soooo much editing for all of my "um's" and stuff.
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>>24049156
Haha well you don't *haaaave* to edit
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>>24049164
I know, haha. I just want to put out something you all will enjoy rather than 20 minutes of me rambling
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>>24049184
But I think 20 minutes of rambling is cute!
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>>24049194
haha well I'll keep the editing down to a minimum then and you can tell me what you think.
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>>24049221
Yay :3
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https://clyp.it/eryfjc3b
Panda panda panda glalallalalala
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>>24049003
turret never leaves.. turret is always watching.
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>>24049349

>steps behind a Companion Cube, gets in the fetal position, and waits for the cold embrace of death...
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got bored so i read this (pic related) but in japanese because supa weeaboo desu.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0haP6xMZytR
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http://chirb.it/If1k4d

I did some lewd answers!

-Suro
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>>24049231
http://chirb.it/FrPhhD

Questions answered!

--Abel
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>>24049713
Yay!!! Thank you thank you!! :) listening to it now
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>>24049616
loved it
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>>24049747
I hope you enjoy it :)
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>>24049813
Thanks a million!
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>>24049819
it was really nice to listen to :)
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https://clyp.it/xrskxilo

Went ahead and answered some of the new boy questions.
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Seven?! pffft.
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Again?!
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>>24049252
>https://clyp.it/eryfjc3b
Not bad, m8. Got broads in Atlanta?
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Would a kind guy get me hot and bothered by talking cocky about their muscles and dick? I'm a simple girl.
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>>24049819
Oh I definitely did :3
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>>24042604
Still up for doing anybody"s requests? :3
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ALL POETRY ALL THE TIME!!

I'm here with another poem request!
As sweet as possible for this one, please.

Thank you all in advance.
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>>24052757
>>24052757

Got here first. The reading was okay.
https://clyp.it/e3aobndt

-- Muddle
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Semi-related to this thread I guess, but I sort of just want a guy to talk dirty to me via skype or something without expecting pictures or shit like that. Where would I go about finding such a thing? I'm a femanon, btw.
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>>24053087

Head to a Skype thread and say voice only. Say what you're looking for. You'll probably have to dig through the dirt a little, but I've found quite a few gems on those threads.
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>>24052757
https://clyp.it/u50hw1pd

-ASMRguy
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>>24053087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8aLUkmLp4

Also, I guess I'm vaguely semi-establishing, I do have a couple of rambles that I'm meaning to do (well, maybe just one since it'll be talking about games I picked up the other week in the steam sale), maybe get to those in a bit, will do >>24052757 once I've drunk my tea.

For now:

https://www.chirbit.com/Helion
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>>24053400
Looking forward to it.
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>>24053843
Sorry, had an idea for a script and have been sidetracked by writing that ever since, will try and get to it later.

Here's the initial version of the script though if you're curious:

http://pastebin.com/hSC5G79A
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>>24053867
This is a totally acceptable excuse. Excellent script.
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>>24053942
Thank you, but it's not finished yet. I may throw in a paragraph at the end about poetry readings (haven't decided yet), or at very least do a full read through and polish of it (there are a few spelling/grammar errors).

Hopefully, I'll get some recording done this afternoon, but before that I've got my first driving lesson so I am well and truly too damn tense to do that poem sweetly now. :/
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>>24053952
No worries, I appreciate the effort and care you put in. I'd rather wait for a quality product anyways.
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>>24052757

Howdy.

https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Lack

-MR
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50 questions

https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/50-questions

from here: http://pastebin.com/vNkYMHFj
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>>24024440
Sexy
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Hey, MSA, Tinman here again with some new stuff hot off the Audacity suite.

First up, is a little simple morning improv, cuddling and kissing abound! Enjoy!

http://chirb.it/ADLs3K

[SFW] [Relationship Experience] [Improv] [Cuddling] [Kissing] [Sweet]

And to balance out the sweetness, we've got some good old fashioned shower sex.

http://chirb.it/r3ngFc

[NSFW] [Improv] [Hand Stuff] [Shower]

That's all for now. Thanks for listening if you did! See you next time.

-Tinman
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I'm still new to this whole MSA thing, been in the discord for a while and that Dima guy sure seems cool.
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>>24054979

...

Oh Dima.
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<<request>>
Idk if this is the right thread its the first time i have seen it, but im wondering if someone would/could record a joi for a female?
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>>24055169
This is most definitely the right place to be asking for that sort of thing (usually referred to as schlick instruction or SI rather than JOI).
Here are the ones I've done previously:

>Vibrating Schlick Instruction
http://chirb.it/8tGxD4

>I Own You by IceAndFire
http://chirb.it/59GPB0

>Schlick instruction - major Mdom
http://chirb.it/POzdN7

>Improvised schlick instructions
http://chirb.it/qpJ2tM

>SI script by Sera
http://chirb.it/MbDLb5
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>>24055222
Ty do much i searched for the name but didnt have any luck. TYVM :*
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>>24055222
Btw i listened to the last one and its great m8, would u mind doing one with no fingering pussy or putting stuff in there. You see im a virgin so i can only stimulate my clit or put a finger in my ass.
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>>24055282

This might help you later. All grind, no insertion.

https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Noir-Schlickstruction-NSFWSCHLICKSTRUCTIONCHAIRNOIR
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>>24055388

This URL is making me crack up. Nice moves, MR. Keep it up!
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>>24055472

Yeah... I think my age shows when I do these things. Didn't know at first that the "Title" field decided the URL:p

But thanks;D
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I didn't save the audio file after I had uploaded it and I don't want to rerecord it...so here's one of the naughty scripts on recorded onto my tumblr.

http://hentai-oniisan.tumblr.com/post/146531097516/new-audio-for-your-sexual-pleasure-its-a-little

I have plenty of other lewd audio in an #audio tag.
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>>24052757
>>24053959
Well I hope this is the quality product you were holding out for.... :P

>It Breaks My Heart by Anon
http://chirb.it/5sqBqn

Btw, do we know what the proper title and/or the author's name are? Would like to give them proper credit. :/

>>24055282

I'll add it to the list, and see what I can do in the morning. Probably have to write another script and given the script I wrote this morning I may be all out of writing for this week. :/

Also, my router isn't to blame for my ID changing this time. No, it the local phone exchange seemingly deciding to reboot itself at random intervals. >:|

-Helion
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>>24053867
This script draft is fantastic, Helion. Yummy.
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>>24032219
:3 I love this! thank you anon, I hope you had as much fun as I did listening!
>that last 20 seconds
>unf
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>>24049111
I just want to snatch you and snuggle you. Your voice is really quite nice.
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>>24049486
Hurry up and set up a chirbit already!! GRRR
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>>24052757
Albrecher here, late to the poetry party, hopefully it's still good though, let me know what you think!

http://chirb.it/yDzsLr
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I want to do this, but my voice is average at best, meaning the only way I'm ever going to stand out in this sea of guys is if I do something to make myself special. I was thinking of buying some binaural earphones, but I don't have anyone who'd be willing to wear them. Oh well.
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>>24057188

Fuck being special. Welcome to the real world. Just try your best and see what happens.
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>>24057209
this as fuck
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>>24057188
We love all of you performer boys. Everyone here is special to someone. Content is always appreciated.
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>>24049486
Turret: I had a hard time hearing your vocals over the music. Such a pity too, because I actually speak Japanese.

>>24049616
Suro: This was enlightening... When you say "uh", the catch in your throat is super sexy. I would not have guessed some of this stuff. <-- purposely vague.

>>24049713
Abel: We're glad you're here. I'm glad you put this out. Your "um"s and cute pauses are really endearing. You and Turret both need hugs. <3
Total little brother material right here.

>>24049879
ASMRguy: I'm so glad you did these! Learning more about the person behind the voice is always really nice. I hope to hear more from you in the future.
Another bass player!! I seem to be in contact with a lot of creative types these days... Join us on discord! Connect with your fans!!

>>24052796
Muddle: Oh god, I don't think I'll ever get used to how good your forceful voice is for me. So super DOM.

>>24053271
ASMRguy: I really enjoyed this read of the blurb, but I feel like it was a bit fast, could you please slow down next time? Thank you so much.

>>24054336
MR: The sincerity in this read is palpable. This was really nice. :D

>>24054409
MR: There were points where I really laughed, and points where I thought you were being glib. Ha. Thanks for putting this out there.

>>24054537
Tinman: See attached image... x1000

>>24054913
Yeah, Dima is pretty cool.

>>24055707
Helion: The sigh at the beginning was SO NICE. I got that nice shiver-y feeling from listening to this. Freaking amazing and totally worth the wait...
Also, I just found the image on tumblr, so I'm not sure what the proper title or the author's name is. A lot of these images are popping up these days...

>>24057151
Albrecher: YOU'RE AUDIBLE AT MY NORMAL VOLUME LEVELS! OMG SO EXCITE. Also, you sound REALLY good. Wow. You didn't sound like this before... what changed...? Hm...
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>>24057383
>Also, I just found the image on tumblr, so I'm not sure what the proper title or the author's name is. A lot of these images are popping up these days...

Joyous. Oh well, I'll just use the same tactic as I did with that one on any further ones that a google search comes back blank on.

> Freaking amazing and totally worth the wait...

As always, I aim to please. :)
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Hi, French guys here, will do request in French/English
I'll also try to sing "I'm just Your problem" from ashe (check yt) but I think my voice is shit so will do if someone show interest
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>>24038896
What a give away. I don't have the info for my skype anymore tho
>>24046759
Sexy questions and this reading incoming
>>24048650
I'm not cute.. I'm a man. A big strong man.
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>>24046759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OHFgGR0Un5

Got a hot n steamy reading off the press here.

- Dropout
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>>24052757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IGcz36B0q5
Poetry is fun to read, I should probably do it in my spare time.

-Dropout
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k5OqGhmHj2

Sexy New Boy Questions, answered. Finally.
>>
Hey guys, after having lurked for a while on both FSA and MSA I decided to work up the courage to post myself on here doing the "New Boy Questions". Lemme know what you think.

-Island

http://chirb.it/KDc8MA
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>>24058183
>>24058176
Yes, Dropout. Love your voice and reading. Need more from you.
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>>24052757
http://chirb.it/tDhJ0a

Apollo reporting in. Fashionably late, if I do say so myself.
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So today is being too weird, just weary.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qj9iIdRauq
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Apollo again. And now for my longest recording yet:

Hyperion Book I
http://chirb.it/pexeFH
(Poetry)
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Its only a 110 days till halloween!
(warning this is extra spooky)

http://chirb.it/wm74q8

--Abel
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>>24059280
you've done an exceptional job at voicing this, Abel
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Long ramble about Pokémon Go. I found myself incredibly annoyed by its mere existence and had to let off some autistic steam. Enjoy.

http://chirb.it/EB7KAx
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Hello /MSA/, a Voodoo on holiday wanted to try and record (maybe) something nice now that i finally got some time alone in my parents house but the events in Nice kinda completely ruined any inclination towards something even remotly naughty, so the sadly imposed nofap holidays will last a bit longer, but i wanted to talk a little bit and even if the subject is really grim, i would feel really silly just saying this to my pillow, so you'll have the misfortune of being the ones who'll hear it.
(Warning: i'm talking about the, it seems, terrorist attack on Nice, and with a shitty mic i think, so neither the content nor the form is really great, but still i wanted to talk)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AOQyyU84D5

I promise i'll make it up to the thread as soon as i'm back home, and good night/day everyone...
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>>24058683
You are too kind! I'll read anything that comes my way.

-Dropout
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>>24059280
<3 <3 <3
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>>24059680
>>24060386
:D thanks!
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>>24058558
I really like your voice. A lot. :)
Please answer more, please!!
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>>24056559
i have a chirbit and posted it here....quite a few times :/
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>>24058158
Well how are we suppose to talk then :(
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>>24061187
Idk I'll probably end up making another skype anyway lmao
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>>24061201
Join the discord!!!
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>>24061209
nah
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>>24061222
:( how will we talk
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is it alright to post a ramble thing?
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>>24061509
I think so, just label it in your post.
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Good evening boys, let's do a general request here.
Poem:
http://pastebin.com/n1KnKvgj
For anyone who's up for reading.

And now, for something completely else.
I want to hear you guys sing. Sure, I know some have already done singing recording, but I want to hear your favorite songs. And don't be whimps, do awful recordings too.
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>>24062072
http://chirb.it/NBAwH6

Albrecher here with this lovely poem, I hope you enjoy it and thank you for sharing it.

I've been looking to sing something but the songs I've tried to find vocal-less versions of don't seem to exist. I'm sure I'll sing something soon though!
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>>24053942
>>24056151

What Is Your Desire?
>Script
http://pastebin.com/hSC5G79A
>Recording
http://chirb.it/rgKFy9

>>24062072
Will do 29 at some point in the next day or two, in the mean time, here, have a recording of me murdering Sound Of Silence (the Disturbed cover of it).

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xau0rJYC24

-Helion
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>>24059898
Voodoo, thank you for sharing. We're listening. You need never apologize for getting something off your chest. I listen to your sexy audio, the feels posts / poetry, rambles, etc.- all of it. You've been so generous to this thread that it's a privilege simply to be a witness to your life and listen to what you have to say, even if it's just an outlet for you to release a sense of helplessness. It's not a burden. We are with you. Sending anon love over the ether.
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>>24052757
http://chirb.it/Aayfh0

~t
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>>24058286
Dropout.
Oooof. Listening to this got me like - GD. Your voice and little laughs at yourself are cute, but then listening to your dom preference and those STORIES. Whoa. Am crushing on you. Would you pick a script or JOI from the pastebin and read it when you can?
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Couldn't figure out for the life of me why nobody (at least to my knowledge) had capitalized on this Pokemon Go thing for audio smut!

I don't play the game, but in the event that I WAS the first robot to come up with the idea, I wanted to jump on that.

So here it is, a goofy quickie titled:

"Good to Pokemon Go"
http://chirb.it/EEt2sK

[Topical] [NSFW] [Quickie] [Public] [Oral] [Strangers] [Fuggin']

See y'all around.

-Tinman
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bedtime bump
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>>24062072
Aaaaand Albrecher here with a Poets of the Fall Song, Lift. I hope you enjoy!

http://chirb.it/Nna1g4
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>>24059779
Luger sometimes i tell myself you kinda sound like one of these grumpy grandpas
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Albrecher here, I did a few poems I found, but not just any poems...........

Lewd poems.

http://chirb.it/H7cCGn (Hunger Of The Beast)

http://chirb.it/1FNGfN (Imagine Me There)

http://chirb.it/FgqpJ9 (My Good Girl)

Tell if you like this, because I sure hope you do~
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>>24063558
dvdjdjsksksjdnd
Holy fuck, yes. How do you know about this band?

You're great btw.
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>>24063827
I discovered Poets ages ago, the first song of theirs I had ever heard was Illusion & Dream. I discovered more of them after playing Alan Wake, which they did a fair bit of the music for. Great band, and the entirety of Signs of Life is great as far as I'm concerned. if I could find an acoustic or instrumental version of Everything Fades I would jump on that in a heartbeat!

I'm glad you enjoyed, friend, and thanks for the kind words!
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ohfuckinghellwhyamiawakethisearly morning bump
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Remember ladies, we listen.

>>24029251
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Newest of the new boys here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oGECJroeJq
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>>24048650
>>24052757

thanks darling, i read this one painfully slow to balance it all out.

https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/Slowmo-homo

>>24053087

plenty of pretty sounding horndogs on the discord baby
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>>24021918

The first time I've ever done one of these.
I just got up, so excuse the groggy voice.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12sIya2m8sn
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bumping from 8th
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Seems like I have a pretty different voice from most people in this thread. I wouldn't say I'm an ideal candidate but if anyone is into fem & blasé gay dudes hit me up.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q59yXf5de6
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New boy questions from a new boy!

http://chirb.it/rzsz19

-Devin
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/r/ guy talking about what he'd want to do to a classmate's big ass
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>>24028102
fuck, I listened to everything you've posted and my legs are like noodles. You know exactly what to say to get me soaked. Thank you Tinman.
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>>24066113
Buy her a gym membership.
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>>24066117
EEYYOOO
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>>24060872

http://chirb.it/5ypBJp
http://chirb.it/L33Hmd

Finished up the "New Boy Questions".
If anyone else has a request feel free to link it up and I'll take a look at it.
-Island
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>>24062302
>What Is Your Desire
This was incredible writing and a stellar performance.
I feel like I just did a workout.
Yes, Helion. Yes. All of it.
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>>24046948
>>24055222
>>24055388
>>24062302
>>24063699
Death by orgasm. The name of this playlist.
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>>24066161
>>24066336

-bows-

And thank you both. I aim to bring pleasure and it's always good to have confirmation that I've succeeded. :)
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>>24066117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6rFjNQUwE
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>>24066115

Thank you for listening! :D If you ever want anything specific recorded, don't hesitate to ask. I'm game for most anything.
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>>24066117
Luger, you would make the best, most terrifying personal trainer ever.
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>>24049713
>https://www.chirbit.com/Abel

You're goddamn adorable.

marry me?
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>>24066851
:3 you're too sweet.
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>>24066895

At the risk of sounding like a creep on 4chan (lol) do you want to talk on kik maybe?
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>>24066942
Sorry, there's a rule against contact fagging in this thread group. I'm sure you could try and get on the mumble and meet all of us!
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>>24066954
disclaimer (I'm pretty new so one of the mods might correct me if this isn't actually against the rules.)
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>>24066954

Ah I see. Soz, I'm new to this thread.
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>>24067023
Np, feel free to request stuff though!
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>>24047078
Late feedback, but it took me a while to recover. I lost my mind somewhere between planting kisses on my neck and the breathing in my ear.

Can't remember much after that, given my own moaning, but I'm sure the script and your acting were great. :)
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>>24066140
>"When I wake up, I have to cum."
http://pastebin.com/wRYnRQHi
This please.
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>>24064615
I really like your voice! It's always fun when I heard that FSA lurkers wanna start recording :)
>>24065942
welcome to MSA! :D
Yay I love new people!
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>>24062773
Yeah maybe I can do that tomorrow morning. It's kind of hard for me to record risque stuff at night though, dad's a light sleeper. I can do anything else in the meantime.
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Morning BUMP
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Would someone mind recommending me something to read? Theres so much stuff and its a bit overwhelming

-Suro
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>>24046759
https://clyp.it/jvc1iyfg

Gave this a shot, hope you like it.
ASMRguy
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>>24068402
Holy Hnnng such a lovely voice~~
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>>24068451
Thanks, love. Always open to more requests.
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>>24068466
Unfortunately my brain has practically turned to much at this hour so my creative request juiced aren't really flowing much :(
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>>24068474
All good. I'm lurkin around pretty often anyway.
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>>24068349

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory.

Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds, on a suicide mission -- but the sand and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare...

They will remember us. For this.

Because, out of all our vast array of nightmares this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go *forward* like a breath exhaled from the Earth... with vigor in our hearts and only one goal in sight:

We. Will. Kill him."
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>>24068796
Price pls. I don't wanna go shoot up some sandniggers or russkies just because you get PTSD flashbacks you crazy old grandpa.
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>>24068805

"The life you knew before is gone. Today, we fight to bring it back."
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Apollo dropping some stuff right on by here.

>>24062072
http://chirb.it/dgd5zG

>>24068796
http://chirb.it/G3PEwc
May not be the person you responded to, but here.
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>>24068796
http://chirb.it/hafwDz

Albrecher here with a shot at this, I hope you enjoy!
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bump from seventh
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Woohoo i'm back from my holidays and i can record again (after i managed to get Back in the Saddle from Aerosmith out of my mind, but go listen to it it's great). So as usual, i'll be happy to try and give my best try to any request in english or french that will come around, and now i will try to catch on to what happened here lately!

>>24021918
And not at all late to the party, one more reading of this poem
http://chirb.it/zM0DpP

>>24027245
I tried to add just a little thing to the end since it kind of lingered on a tone too "nice" considering the rest (in my mind), i hope this won't ruin it for you
http://chirb.it/57bwbg

>>24028035
Oh, it's really rare, but it happens that, if they are extremely nice all year long, Santa DOES visit some people with special gifts just for them. And i have it from good authority that this isn't just hearsay ^^


- Voodoo (rarely posting, always lurking)
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REQUEST - In-ear mic ramble

Making the request of Midnight Rambler since I think you're the only performer who has this equipment and a low voice. Can do you another in-ear mic ramble?

I swear to God that the hairs in my inner ears get cilia boners (???) -- almost to the point of it being uncomfortable -- with those mics.

Doesn't have to be lewd. In fact, do something analytical, kind of like your past acoustics/gear rambles.

How about something on music theory? Like keys, chord progressions, and time signatures that you enjoy playing and/or listening to and why?

Even better if you have those moments in your ramble where you forget a term or reference and you end up giving up on it and making a doofus-like-"duhr"-short-laugh-at-yourself type of thing.

Not urgent and thanks for the consideration.
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http://chirb.it/rmhxP8

Albrecher here with a fairly long recording full of masturbation, pet names, name-calling, edging, and an eventual payoff for the good girls that stick with it, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did, or more~.
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>>24054537

I think I fell in love... <3

-swoons-
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>>24024440
Tech support was absolutely amazing. I can hardly breathe just wow.
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>>24067560
As requested. I did a very slight change to the word choice, but I hope you like it nonetheless. Would love to hear some feedback, did it turn you on? Lemme know! I've found an interest in doing these recordings, so if you've any other requests, keep them coming!

-Island
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>>24070512
http://chirb.it/kMLrNt
Lol forgot to link, I'm an idiot.
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>>24062072

And here you go:

>29 by Anon
http://chirb.it/bz17LF

Also, a song came up in my playlist earlier that I thought the lyrics of which would make a good solid feels bit of poetry reading:

>My Immortal by Evanescence
http://chirb.it/PhmPsh

-Helion
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>>24062072
I did a song, it was a bit shit, but I did it anyway >:D

http://chirb.it/ap1DJO

-Abel
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>>24069967

D'aww, thank you! You make an old android's heart feel all a-flutter :)
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>>24070011
I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. I'm trying to find more good quality nsfw scripts to record, so keep an eye out.
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bedtime bump from fifth
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>>24068862

Hahah, not bad! You nailed the accent right on the head. Some of the tonations didn't match the original acting entirely, but that's not really that important. Very good job overall!

>>24069300

A southern accent is not what I was expecting when I hit play. I fucking love it. The way you said "freedom" made me want to shoot a few machine guns and eat a cheeseburger at the same time. The southern accent left you as the recording continued but I loved the more dramatic emphasis. Definitely not a match for the original, but your unique take on it made for a very entertaining listen. Thank you!

And now, I guess I'll make my own take on it, complete with one of the worst attempts at an accent ever.

https://clyp.it/hdj4j22m

-- Muddle
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>>24071126
I figured it was from something, but I had no idea what the quote was from, I usually use some kind of a southern accent when I do a script that reminds me of wartime. I tried to not commit to it but ended up slipping it out at the beginning, pretty much after I said 'Mornin'' it went away. Thanks for the kind words, Muddle!
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>>24070794
you're too adorable as always Abel
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>>24070831

<3

moar plz?
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This time a poem. And a new site.

http://chirb.it/MIAfdm

~MisterEide
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this thread is ew
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>>24072652
How so? Please explain, how fix?
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>>24072667
I'm currently listening to a guy talking to himself, pretending he's having sex with a girl?
He recorded it... and posted it on the internet for people to listen to.
I don't think there's a fix for this thread.
Or for this board.
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>>24068796
http://chirb.it/ODA1f2
that was really fun actually

-Suro
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>>24072652
>>24072684
I know you posted this because you wanted to rile everyone up into a spergfest but no one cares so just go and stay go
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>>24072828
I did it because that's the first time I encounter such retarded threads
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>>24072652

Maybe it's the guy you're listening to and not the thread? There's plenty of SFW stuff around too. Open your mind and stay awhile. We're good people here.

At least we don't put pics of our dicks all over the place here.
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>>24071913

Anything in particular you'd like?
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>>24072684

Cool! Glad you didn't enjoy a thing. That's perfectly okay. You can choose to leave, and in all honesty, if you're not enjoying yourself, then go ahead and do so.

There are weirder things on the internet. If you're freaking out over this, get off of 4chan.

>>24072809

I noticed you also attempted a bit of a southern accent, not a bad try! Your enunciation was a little off at some points, and delivery was occasionally awkward. Especially at the end. Careful about rushing the text. Keep practicing!
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>>24073166

Good Morning! :3

ahm, I don't know. Maybe you could talk about your day ^^

Or do more Sweet talk :$,if possible reassuring her about body image (new glasses, curvy body,...)
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>>24073188

Both of those sound right up my alley! I'll get right on them.
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>>24073199

yey! ^^
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First time posting here, just a song.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j5d1z5rDnl
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>>24073202

Hey! Got those recordings all squared away for you, dear.

First up, is my first real attempt to just talk about myself in a normal context, I talk about work, food network, and the X-files!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kWAC0i2Emw

And some sweet talk reassurance for girls struggling with self-image.

"Four-Eyes, One Heart"

http://chirb.it/gLd28x

[SFW] [Relationship Experience] [Improv] [Kissing] [Sweet] [Glasses] [Reassurance] [Romantic]

Hope you enjoy!

-Tinman
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>>24073643
Oh my... Thank you!

I think you did great! I think you should do more of those or long rambles in the future ;)

That giggle, though. Gets me every time. <3
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>>24073854

Thank you! Maybe I'll do just that.
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>>24070512
>>24070517
Wow! Very well done!!
Those moanssss. Yesssss.
We need more of those here.
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>>24073447
This is awesome. Please post more and stay for a while!
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>>24073173
Ill work on getting better at the delivery and everything!
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>>24058176
>>24058183
>>24058286
Dropout: Thank you for the reading! You sounded very controlled and level-headed. Good job! Keep at it!

>>24058558
Island: Glad to have you here! Nice tag on your recording. Hope to hear more from you soon. :p

>>24058863
Apollo: This was great. The music was really fitting and you sounded sincere and determined. Better late than never. :p Thank youuuuu.

>>24059028
I can relate... It's always nice to scream into the void that is MSA, even if no one talks back.

>>24059116
Apollo: This was really relaxing to listen to. I'm going to have to ask you for the music again... Thanks for making it. I like that you treat literature with the levity it deserves. ,':3c
Long recordings are nice! But maybe keep it under 30 minutes. *ahem*

>>24059280
Abel: I hate spooky, but this wasn't *too* bad... the fabric ripping sounds were pretty... spine chilling... Pls less spooky stuff. ;_;
Good music tho. :O

>>24059779
Luger: I partially agree with you. I'm not playing Pokemon Go myself, but I hear about it CONSTANTLY.

>>24059898
Voodoo: I'm glad you got to go on holiday! It's always nice to hear from you. The world is in such shambles, but I'm glad all your MSA boys are still here. ...is that selfish?

>>24062107
Albrecher: OMG I CAN HEAR YOU. So not used to this. I liked your tone and inflections here. You sounded sincere at the right places and enraged at the right times. Very good job!

>>24062302
Helion: I liked this script before, but you reading it is a totally different experience... I got some chills listening to you talk about prey struggling in vain...
This is the first time I've ever heard you sing! It's interesting how your vocal characteristics carry through to the singing.

>>24062746
Teaks: I think I can hear the exact moment your heart breaks while you're reading things. ;_;
Thank you. <3

>>24062873
Tinman: Lord why... xD
I am so glad I'm not playing this game. I feel like I'd get into trouble like this. TOPICAL AS FUCK
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>>24074446
Thank you... Annoyingly, I've since thought of an extra paragraph I should have added... :/

:P

-Helion (ID's changed again)
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>>24063558
>>24063699
Albrecher: These are REALLY interesting. I really liked them. I can't decide which of the three I like most. Do you have these poems somewhere? A pastebin would be nice. :O
MORE LEWD POEMS PLS.

>>24064615
New Guy: Hiiii. Welcome to MSA. There's tons of poems here for you to read. You sound a little nervous, and I assure you, there's no reason to be. We're glad to have you here! :D

>>24064808
WOW GOOD TROLL.

>>24065067
Oooh, this was great! Cute accent and sincere sounding. And yes, it's pretty sad. You didn't sound very groggy at all. The background bird chirps were nice too.

>>24065772
Thanks for the recording! Maybe slow down a little next time? Relax and have fun with it.

>>24065942
Devin: You have a really nice, deep voice. Welcome!

>>24066117
Luger so sharp.

>>24066140
Island: A little too fast and quiet for me. All you new boys are so nervous sounding... it's cute.

>>24068402
ASMRguy: This was a great read! Thank you for your contribution. Your voice is nice and level and has this calming quality to it that's very pleasant.

>>24068862
Apollo: I really enjoy your readings. You have such a calming demeanor in these recordings. Keep it uppppp.

>>24069300
Albrecher: Woah, growly. DON'T GET QUIET AGAIN.

>>24069680
Voodoo: Thanks for the read. I like how palpable your pain was. I appreciate it a lot!

>>24069824
Albrecher: Wow, way to hard dom... also quiet again... sob.

>>24070512
>>24070517
Island: Wow, this breathing is some niiiiiice stuff.

>>24070660
Helion: Holy wow, your pacing is soooo good. TAKE NOTES, GUYS. THIS IS HOW FAST YOU SHOULD GO.

>>24070794
Abel: Good job, kiddo! You can actually sing! I didn't cringe while listening, so this is a big accomplishment. *slams teacup down* ANOTHER.

>>24071126
Muddle: Pls never use this accent again - I do not own enough panties to combat this. My underwear drawer thanks you.

>>24072641
MisterEide: I feel violated after listening to this...
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Hello, world.

https://clyp.it/3yuv2ns4
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ALMOST CAUGHT UP. HUFF HUFF

>>24072809
Suro: Can I get a read of this without the accent please? Thanks in advance. :D

>>24073447
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j5d1z5rDnl
AND WHAT A NICE SONG IT WAS. Damn, this had some nice jazz bar vibes to it. Rapping was really well-done. Loved it. More please.

>>24073643
Tinman: I suddenly want to wear my glasses instead of contacts. Murrr. :< Why do you have to be so sweet?! I can feel the tooth decay coming on... any more of this and I'll need insulin. ;-;

>>24074437
Suro: You'll do a lot better if you relax and slow down! That's my advice to you and to EVERYONE.
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So, is preposterously growing dicks unheard of in this thread? 'cuz they're pretty nice.
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>>24074696
How do you grow preposterously dicks? I keep mine on the balcony as potted dicks but they only grow to okay size.
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>>24074704
Mad science works pretty well, but I recommend messing with the fabric of reality. Really gets out that extra 'oomph'. You might win a prize.
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Some Po etry on this horribly hot Monday afternoon

https://clyp.it/kd5jccj2
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clump-bump from the 6th
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>>24074582
Yayyy thanks friend, I'm glad you enjoyed most of my stuff, sorry the lewd smackdown hard domming one was on the quiet side, it's hard to get into it while leaning forward in my chair, so I lean back and tried to speak louder, I feel like it sort of worked, but hopefully it's still better than what it was before.

Thanks for the reviews!
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Albrecher here, with what is most likely the most non-con recording I've ever done. If you think you would enjoy being in the predicament of being stuck in a window, exposed for someone to take you and use you, then this recording is for you!

http://chirb.it/7tCgnk

Let me know what you think!
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>>24075400
Holy fuck, Albrecher!
OHMYGOD.
OH
MY
GOD
Ohmyffffffffffffffffuuuuuug
help me
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>>24074582
I suppose I should be thankful? Whatever the case. Thank you for taking the time to listen.

~MisterEide
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Alright faggots, make a movie trailer script and I'll read it.
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>>24075737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wjAm9ZAkoK

Sample
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Went ahead and did the "What is Your Desire?" Script by Helion, my thanks for the superb reading material.

http://chirb.it/xInH40

~MisterEide
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>>24064552
>we listen
And we moved
>>24074450

Remember: Becoming someone else for awhile, taking a role in a recording is a great break from whatever your real life is.
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ON YOUR FEET SOLDIERS
WE
ARE
LEAVING
[page 7]

https://clyp.it/3xiai4b1
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http://chirb.it/H9BBPb

Albrecher here with one last recording for the night, also more noncon, tags are in the link!
I hope you enjoy!
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>>24075400
Albrecher I just had the most explosive orgasm listening to this you have no idea. (Normally I'm pretty quiet, this time was....quite loud) I think this is one of your best recordings! Maybe because this hit a few of my kinks but just the voice acting was really nice in this one. Amazing job.
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>>24074608
And here it is
http://chirb.it/vBahHJ

I should probably not try to do fake ass southern accents

-Suro
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>>24075400
Agree with the other anon. This was one of your best, Albrecher. Have always been a fan, but this was fantastic on so many filthy, inappropriate levels. Nice job - or rather, not so nice. You know what I mean. Awesome.
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>>24077951
>>24076751
Thank you two very much, I'm very happy to have had a pleasant effect on you with something like this. I'll make sure to put this one on my establishing post next thread.

Hell I think there will be plenty of lewd recordings in my next establishing post if I keep going at this rate~
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Snatching from page 8
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>>24062072
>awful recordings too

this was fun to make desu
http://chirb.it/Jrca1f
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One man dialogue of the "Darth Plagueis the Wise". I play both Palpatine and Skywalker. Ignore my shitty Skywalker impersonation.

https://clyp.it/l5wzcrgn

-- Muddle
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Albrecher here with another recording, this time, more of a narrative style, and about getting blown. I hope you enjoy it and it brings you closer to a very nice evening!

http://chirb.it/GwvFvw
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Hey, brand new to the thread, and all of this looked fun that I decided to record a script from Eve titled, "Don't Let Them See". I tried to get the settings just right so that there wouldn't be too much background noise. Let me know what you think!

http://chirb.it/Fv3xOb
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>>24074582
>>24067575
Thanks for the warm welcome!

Here's a couple poems I picked up from the archive.
Lover's Acolyte by Elsa Gidlow-
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cNNcg6E1SS
If- anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ODfNYOcRy4
~Tuco
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>>24076685
You're a fucking tease. When you went from one back to twenty I started cursing loudly. Can't say I didn't love it though.
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I sang again, this was a bad choice

http://chirb.it/7LI0pz

--Abel
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>>24080417
That's what I like to hear. Glad you enjoyed it, friend!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1984QHcSgED
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qdblN2SNPR

Jesus this site blows out the audio
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DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
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bumpy bump
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bump from 7th
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Bang fm p8
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>>24074606
Hi! Welcome! Thanks for recording! Looking forward to hearing more from you. You didn't pick a name!!

>>24075091
ALL POETRY ALL THE TIME. Thanks for the reading. This made me smile. Heh.

>>24075400
Albrecher: This scenario is silly. TOO SILLY. Also, you sounded really angry, which led me to believe you weren't enjoying yourself... Hm... food for thought.

>>24075805
You should work on your vocal control. Your tone is gritty and uneven, it sounds like you're straining your voice to make these sounds.

>>24075809
MisterEide: Breathy voice, cute accent, level reading. Good job! Maybe a little too quiet? Overall, great job.

>>24076632
Leaving, huh?

>>24076685
Albrecher: This suffers from the same faults as the "stuck in window" recording. It feels a bit forced, and you sound like you're putting on an act. Also, have you been cheating on us with another board? D:

>>24076803
Suro: MUCH IMPROVED OH LORD. The low vibrations of your voice on the vowel sounds are amazing. Your pacing was a little off, but otherwise, it was a very good read.

>>24079096
Thatarabdude: Lolol, this was fun to listen to. You sound very nice with the low growly sounds. Thanks so much for sharing!

>>24079306
Muddle: I don't remember this in the film... Your Skywalker impression wasn't that bad! :D

>>24079525
Albrecher: This is by far the best of the last three. You default to a very aloof delivery, but it's not as evident here. The narration here is interesting. I can't decide if I like it. Again, you sound a bit peeved. Did someone coerce you into making these recordings?

>>24079890
Honeybunny: Your voice has a nice timbre, and it's nice to hear you smile/laugh when you're talking. Thanks for sharing this.

>>24080370
Tuco: These poems were really great. Your read was very even. You sound like a very level-headed person. Thanks for sharing.

>>24080434
Abel: For a second, I thought there was more than one of you and I freaked the fuck out. GOOD SONG.
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http://chirb.it/HO1sNa

Albrecher here with a complete 180 compared to my last few recordings. Sad poetry, but beautiful, at least as far as I'm concerned. I hope you enjoy!
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A quick question, for anybody really: if someone wanted to start writing scripts for msa or fsa, should they start off with a short/brief script and if they're liked enough do bigger ones? or just go gung-ho and post whatever they're working on no matter the size (i'm not talking novel length but its a short few paragraphs).

im nervous about possibly wasting everyones time if i post something fair sized as opposed to having a short script and having my writing assessed through that, though i dont think i have any ideas really that could warrant just a paragraph of dialogue. :'(
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>>24084888

If you post it, they will come.

Don't worry yourself so much. Just throw it out there and see what happens. The worst thing that could happen is nobody paying attention at all.

I've always been perplexed by the lack of writers on MSA. So, I for one would be interested in seeing what you've got.
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>>24084941
ah, thank you! i'll try finishing what im working on now then for tonight or tomorrow night (if i can get it done before my sleep study :x) then...
i guess you're right about nobody caring being the worst so it won't really be any different from now :')
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its 12:54 am and im tired but also im pushing not one, but two scripts out because why not. they might be a little rushed and that's because i have realized i have no time to finish them tomorrow and i am extremely impatient.

SFW: Here For You
http://pastebin.com/LgmfeYWj
>You're woken up in the middle of the night by your partner who's had a bad dream.
>Contents: sleepiness | TLC | could possibly be seen as trauma-related

NSFW: You Maid A Mistake
http://pastebin.com/EWaP7k4c
>An unhappy employer finds their newly hired maid is slacking off, and intends on remedying the problem.
>Contents: maid kink | dubcon undertones? | bdsm undertones | oral sex

i wont sign off on these i guess until i know people like either of them- i dont want to have a name tied to these if they happen to be particularly embarrassing

good night everyone
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>>24085242
These are both really good! I can't wait to hear them read. :3
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>>24085242

Huh. Nice scripts.

You "Maid" a Mistake

https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/You-Maid-a-Mistake

-MR
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>>24085242

Good job, these are nice.

I took a little artistic licence with my recording, I hope you don't mind.

"Here for you":

http://chirb.it/H8m1JO

--Abel
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anyone wanna give us their best girl's voice?
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>>24085306
>>24085564
>>24085760
ah thank you guys so much :') abel and midnightrambler you've both done such good jobs i actually feel a little embarrassed that i didn't write well enough for either of your talents. after my sleep study tonight i'll be sure to amend that!

(if its not a taken name, you can expect more from your new script writer Chariot in the future)
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>>24085242
These are good scripts. I particularly like the detail of not having the master cumming in the Maid script. I find doing that in a performance is difficult without much more of a gap and build so... Yeah. Good work.

Will record as soon as I get the chance.
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>>24086952
i'm glad! actually i had a whole different ending planned for the maid script and a better build up but i didn't think the planned ending would execute very well with the section i had already deemed an okay length to publish. i'll probably revisit the maid one sometime later in the next two weeks and give it the proper do-over it deserves
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>>24087071
man what the fuck is going on with my net that i keep getting new IDs every time i turn off my laptop
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>>24085242
http://chirb.it/4b88sM

http://chirb.it/nz9Ien

Albrecher here with 2 recordings, made possible by our new scriptfriend, Chariot.

The first is 'Here For You', the second, 'You Maid A Mistake'. I hope they - and you - enjoy!
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>>24087071

Let us know when you do, if that's your first draft, I'd be very interested to see what you'd consider a finished product. :P

I'll record this one as it stands though (and again when you've polished/finished it)... it fits my 'master of the house' characterisation/persona like a glove. :)
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http://chirb.it/697E4n

Viel spaß :3c
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>>24085795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16qkUbwoBir
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>>24087108
gasp!!! both of them in a go, albrecher, i'm so deeply flatters :') you've done a marvelous job as always!!!
>>24087289
im flattered!!! it is very much a first draft, haha! though i tend to be a bit of a perfectionist i suppose when it comes to the lewder stuff :x but i cant wait to hear your voice!
>>24087376
i wish i spoke german but you have such a lovely voice dear sir

okay now i gotta pack and get ready to have electrodes stuck to my body for 6 or 7 hours but if by any chance someone has a request for something to be wrote up you should let me know ;)
Chariot is Chari-out!
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ALL POETRY ALL THE TIME.

Another poem for you guys to read. Thanks again.
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>>24062873
>http://chirb.it/EEt2sK

Yay!
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>>24088599
Exhausted, just got home from work, but I'm still kicking.

https://clyp.it/px3cvcc4

-- Muddle
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I read The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot. Do with that as you will.

https://clyp.it/jd3sa3y1
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>>24088599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ZdH8y4GMW

I sensed poetry.

- Dropout
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>>24087933
Thank you very much, I'm glad I did a good job, they were nice scripts, Chariot!

>>24088599
http://chirb.it/5GNhBg

I hope you enjoy, friend!
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>>24088599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0imrCTRGGIh

I hope you enjoy it!
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>>24089352
:"(
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>>24089634
what it is
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>>24089634
ok
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>>24089352
Love your voice and this reading!!
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>>24089346
Wow, nice. Thank you, anon. I never request this poem because I love it so. In listening to your recording, it sounds like it is special to you, too. You did a great job with what I consider a very challenging piece. Thanks.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uWx7uPhamD

The arsonists lullaby. Need more tunes like this for a gig next weekend. Post em and I'll record into vocaroo.
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First time poster. Not sure how this goes so im just gonna preview my voice if anyone has requests

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LMdkRARkQb
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>>24090004
Are you sick? If not, you sound pretty cool. Try out the new boy questions.
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>>24089917
Thanks man. I was required to read the poem for a literature class and fell in love with it immediately. We were also required to read some supplemental materials with it, including an analysis from an old English professor who couldn't understand why so many of his students, kids with their whole lives ahead of them, sympathized so heavily with a character who had failed to live his life to the fullest and was now doomed to mediocrity. I don't see how, but he must have been ignorant of the fact that Eliot was only 22 when he wrote it. It seems that mid-life crises aren't confined to middle age.
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>>24088599
First time voicing in this thread and will do plenty more, this is fun!
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>>24090756
https://clyp.it/wojlbkrq
Forgot to link it.
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>>24062627
>>24074446
I forgot to answer to you. It's good to let some of that off my chest, thank you for listening

>>24085242
This feels so good to help someone who just got a bad dream (even though you hope this won't happen often)
Here for you
http://chirb.it/KcmKfr

And because this IS Male SEXY Audio, it's been too long since i posted something along those lines. Nothing fancy, just the end of a nice night of ... playfullness?
http://chirb.it/pIv84L
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The beer is warm and my wrists hurt. Have another thing. It's called "Soonest Mended" by John Ashberry

https://clyp.it/2htq2iom
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>>24090435
Nope! And thanks, ill try those.
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>>24090663
Wow. The old prof was really removed from his youth, or his youth was vastly different from the sense of longing, disillusionment and underachievement that I sense pervades many folks in their early 20s, including femanons. I've been through a couple of these Prufrock periods and finally figured out how to move through them, but the poem will always be special. Anyway, brilliant read. Feel like giving the Latin epigraph a go?

Also, >>24090894
I am a fan, Mr. Bashful (per new boys questions). I know you said you don't plan on being here long, but I would like to hear more. Would you consider reading some Ginsberg?
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>>24091782
>>24090894
Sorry. I'm >>24089917 , not that it matters. Same device, but my ID must have changed.
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http://chirb.it/4v1s5M )))
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>>24091782
Being nothing but a simple country chicken, I'm afraid both Latin and Ginsberg are far outside of my scope. Besides which, I may not be able to read for a while (as I plan on drinking until my brain is happy mush this weekend).

Have this thing instead. Tell me if it's any good.
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>>24088599
http://chirb.it/54tty4

I've been experimenting with noise-reduction. There's a slight reduction in my voice quality, but it might be worth it to include less white-noise. Thoughts?

~Teaks
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>>24089866
Thanks, could always read anything you want.
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>>24089951
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uWx7uPhamD

That's an amazing song, thanks so much!

Um... I will follow you into the dark by Death Cab for Cutie would make my day, if you know it.
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cake is back, motherfuckers!

How y'all been these last few years?
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Apollo here. Feeling like shit, so I thought I'd occupy myself with some recordings. Enjoy!

>>24085242
http://chirb.it/mvgOLa
Here For You (SFW, comfort)

https://clyp.it/azds22dg
You Maid A Mistake (NSFW, mdom, master-slave)

>>24088599
http://chirb.it/C3a3OI
Droplets (SFW, poem)

>>24062072
http://chirb.it/gsD8Lh
I Fall In Love... (SFW, poetry)

I did a couple songs too. Excuse me awful singing voice and inability to hit high notes.

http://chirb.it/9K5evO
Starman - David Bowie

http://chirb.it/4FdbDN
Hotel California - Eagles
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>>24093002
Welcome back!!!
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>>24092779

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cL9Beo558D

Wanted to play my guitar with it but I'm a mite fucked up. Hope this will suffice.
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>>24092493
Hi Teaks- thanks for the read! (Not the original requester...) honestly, I'd prefer your voice as-is prior to white noise reduction. I've listened to your other recordings and this sounded a bit "off"... I don't know how to describe it. Perhaps like some frequencies were clipped and others dampened?

If you don't mind posting the original, would love to hear that prior to effects. :) thanks!
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>>24094126
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cL9Beo558D
>wants to turn into an irish jig
That's interesting actually.

And I didn't see this til this morning,but still made my day, thanks!
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Bumping before bed.
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今晩は皆さん。

http://chirb.it/rvnLns
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Oh my god stay away from the depth you fool, you aren't done yet.

Ladies and gentlemen, i'm not saying you should listen to this french lesson, who is clearly a JOI disguised as a mix of french and english, and i'm not saying that i might have slurred some words because of some really nice rhum, but if you have some time and a leaning on lewd things, then this is for you.
Behold, a bump with a recording that isn't really a necessary bump since someone posted while i was typing that lame and kinda long description (and checking again and again for typo)...

http://chirb.it/gfDMtH

- Voodoo (sometime signing, sometime not, this shouldn't be after my name...)
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Im feeling a ramble/rant. What's a good topic to do that with
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>>24097015
Hipster culture and fashion
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>>24097025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vYN69mxBv8

Ramble about said hipster culture and fashion.

- Dropout
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Bumparoo!
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>>24092391
Apologies for taking so long to get back to you. If your brain hasn't seeped out of your ears yet, please record your verse!

I read it several times and like to believe that I understand where it comes from. (Have a question about the junk in the desk- is it really to survive or was that sarcasm... I.e., is it really slowly killing you?)

I have more thoughts on the choice of select words which I'll spare the thread, but happy to let you know if you wanna hear them. Either way, thanks for sharing- would really love to hear you record this.

P.S. "The Hollow Men" would also be outstanding. This is the way the world ends- Not with a bang but a whimper.
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>>24098173
Thank you for your input, you get a raincheck for both those requests. Originally I didn't want to read Hollow Men, as it seemed just a bit too cliche.

As for the line of the "poem" I threw together, I suppose I was being sarcastic, but I'm not quite sure just what I mean. I'd love to hear all your thoughts. Truth be told I'm not proud of how rough that thing is. I'd love to make it better, but I haven't a clue how to go about it.
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Bump from 8th... Hopefully I'll be able to record something tomorrow.
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>>24032219
11/10 song choice
Great voice

Would love to hear more
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>>24021918
>>24021918

Hi there.

Haven't posted before but just bought myself a "proper" mic and was looking for an excuse to test it and get some feedback.

https://clyp.it/phnlbkqg

- Vulpes
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Bump
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Why have i never opened this thread before
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>>24087376
>deep voice
>German

this is my fetish
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>>24062072
>sing
Flight of the Conchords - If you're into it
http://chirb.it/KrKeeg

Hula song from the Lion King
http://chirb.it/ygv3hG

These are awful but you asked for some shit recordings. I had to go into my old ass chirbit for these.
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>>24021929
I love you too much from The Book of Life (nsfw)

http://chirb.it/MzrHdf

--Abel
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>>24102343
'cus you're a scrub
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I've been hanging out in some voice chat servers and I've gotten compliments on my voice and comments that I should podcast or make videos, I was wondering what you guys though. https://clyp.it/rikznuk0
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>>24102634

Your voice isn't bad, you're certainly good enough to post here if that was what you were worried about. Voice quality won't normally make or break you if you are willing to find a niche and get gud. This is SMA though, so its hard to say how you would perform with nsfw stuff, or what character archetypes you'd fit into. I would just go ahead an try recording some stuff and see how it goes for you.

This helped me when I started here.

http://chirb.it/faJCrh
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>>24102634

Don't stress your S's so much.

If you find you're still hissing a bit too much no matter what you do look into how to use:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De-essing

in your chosen audio software.
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>>24088599
First time here.
Gave this a crack.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10AfeRXyTm9
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Would a kind guy get me hot and bothered by talking cocky about their muscles and dick?
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>>24105690
I'm REALLY sorry that i'm posting this on vocaroo, but i'm trying to think about something BIG to record for my 200th upload on chirbit. I realized i was approaching this mark with my last upload, so i have NO idea what i can do to celebrate this...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TBNraN3Dk3
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>>24102361
I could record more if you wanted. I was thinking of doing some more today, but did other stuff.

Just tell me and I will increase the frequency.
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I need some brit, or even brits with various british accents record "Ya gonna get shanked m8" for me. I can pay with 4chan pics.
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>>24080567
Postmoar
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ws4XA3zuB1

First time doing this. A bit of an original story I felt like sharing. Might drop some poetry if anyone were interested.
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>>24073643

Dear mister Tinman, I don't know how to put this eloquently so I guess I'll just have to come off as a total internet creep; I love your voice and I think you are a wonderful person.

I apologize for admitting this but, I have legit had more orgasms to your voice than any pornographic material. I saw from some of your other pieces that you are also a fan of star wars, and I do have a request if it isn't too much trouble. I was wondering if you could do like a smutty piece between an HK droid and a female. I can write up a loose script if you would like, as well.

A most sincere thank you for all of your amazing work.
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>>24106551
Are you German or just someone that can speak it? If you just speak it it would be cool if you did like a German lesson/teacher thing that ended in a fuck session. Otherwise if you're someone with a German accent honestly any of the dominant-leaning scripts would work. But I also enjoy listening to other languages in general, wouldn't mind listening to you reading something in German either.

Should I feel bad for having a weird German fetish?
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>>24073643

Avenged1250?
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<REQUEST!>

Requesting someone, anyone to record anything, absolutely anything from Hamilton the broadway hiphop musical about one of the founding fathers of America.

I myself love Guns and Ships, Schuyler Sisters, Alexander Hamilton and Farmer Refuted. But any of the songs would be great!
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>>24088599
Hope Im not too late, this was fun!

http://chirb.it/h9K00B

-Suro
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>>24088599
https://clyp.it/1ppr55bw

-ASMRguy
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>>24088599
I make a go at this. Don't I wasn't too keen on how the poem is structured. Admittedly tripped me up a few times, you can probably hear when.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FbxNX9unm2

Taking requests if anyone wants. I'll be here for a spell.
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>>24108630
No why should you feel bad for it? Just go with the flow friend.

For more personal information, let's just say I speak a very wide variety of languages. It's a hobby of mine.
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http://chirb.it/LK6O0n

Heidi...
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Well… hi. I did the questions for new boys.
http://chirb.it/yEO6O7

I'm also into request, so if you have any…
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>>24108504

Awww... Thank you, stranger. It really does mean a lot to me that people enjoy my stuff. Especially to the level that you do!

I assure you, it's not creepy at all!

And hey! An HK series would be right up my alley! Sounds like a great idea, dear. I will get to it ASAP. Scout's honor.

I only hope I can do proper justice to it!


-Tinman
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>>24088599
First timer here.
Thought I'd give this a go.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D493FEsBID
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>>24107475
Like this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aukejNUNwb
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>>24110122
Could be a bit more offensive/angry, but yeah, that's what I wanted.

I hope I'll get more shanking.
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>>24107475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11JylUyccY9

????
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>>24110283
Perfect.

I need more.
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>>24110715
Do you want a bit of adlib or do you have more lines?
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>>24110732
No idea what adlib is.
I don't have any more lines.
I just love this line. Maybe I'll make one long audio file with as many various shank lines as I'll be able to get. Or some shank song.
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>>24110746
>No idea what adlib is.

Or google apparently.
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>>24111097

Better a lack of knowledge than a lack of character.

>bumping<
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>>24094507
>!
Unfortunately, I killed the original data when applying noise reduction. :<

I do hear the difference when applying it. My voice does get damaged by clipping the frequencies most often identified in white noise.
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>>24112461

First, make sure all fans, A/Cs, and other noisy things in your recording environment are off. Then try applying a low-pass/high-cut filter at about 12-14khz with varying degrees of strength and a high-pass/low-cut filter at around 80-120hz, see if that makes things more listenable. If there's still more to do, make sure you've recorded at least 10-20 seconds of ambient room noise at the beginning or end of your recording to get a proper noise removal sample.

I'm assuming you're using Audacity, but if you happen to be using something like ProTools, try doing a sweep of the frequency band with a strong notch filter (it's a huge reduction with a very narrow frequency spread). Try to hear where the worst sounds are. I usually find them around 3-7khz...
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Requesting an improv, probably a bit late in the thread to do so:

I'd like to hear a modern prima nocta. You're my boss, and there's always been a mutual attraction between you and my fiancee. Given that my job is in your hands, you've told us that you'll be consummating our marriage, and I that I'll get sloppy seconds at best.

Feel free to include forced bi if you want. I'd appreciate it, but you don't have to.
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GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES??? That's right, it's me, Nightingale! After a long ass hiatus and mountains of writers block, I'm finally having a creative spark to do what I do best around here, and that's writing scripts for villainous shenanigans!!

I'm working on the next Princess Script, as well as the long awaited Willy Wonka Script, and so much more.

Fan of Fandoms? Want more scripts to cater to your favorite character impressions? WELL GUESS WHAT'S COMING MOTHERFUCKERS? I've already got a few Undertale and Steven Universe scripts in the works, as well as some delicious Legend of Korra (BEST VILLAINS AROUND). I'm open to suggestions, just give me a shout!!

Here's my previous script pastebin, most of the sound clips are expired. If the original recorders wanna do updated versions however, I won't turn them down ;D I'll be working on making a new pastebin soon with a more organized layout

http://pastebin.com/NK6wVefG

Now I have one simple request for you sexy men, to get the creative juices flowing:

"Oh Darling...I'm going to make you regret trying to steal away my Princess~"

Also, more Disney challenge please?

>>24022541
I may or may not be working a script for you ;D
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>>24113760

Had a look at your pastebin and found something that made me cackle.

Jaguar British Villain Commercial
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Jaguar-British-Villain-Commercial

I know there's this trend for British actors to put on American accents, but hopefully I can reverse that trend one day...

-MR
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>>24113845
Ahhh, thank you for breaking up the angst in what I'm working on, love you Rambler!
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>>24113877

My pleasure. Taking a look through your pastebin, there are a few things in there I may get to one day. Busy lately though. Hope you broke through that angst!
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>>24112440

What a glib, meaningless sound-bite.

Not knowing something is fine, being content in your ignorance, and not taking the time to look up and gain the knowledge is not.
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>>24114276

Was your aim to educate or to feel better about yourself in making that comment?

If the former, your sarcasm was uncalled for. If the latter, how did you feel after making the comment?
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>>24113845
>https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Jaguar-British-Villain-Commercial

Your voice always does it for me. Is it crude to just say 'oh the things I'd do for you if you spoke to me like that'? Goosebumps everytime.
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>>24114343

You could always give me some things to talk about. Script, prompts for an improv, things like that. If you don't mind it being short and quick, I can do it on break tomorrow.
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>>24114367
Sexy talk: Have you ever tried a hypnosis improv? Turning a person into your slave/toy just by imbuing your words into their minds, creating a need and desire to serve, doing so is all they ever need or want etc. etc. Given this is an audio thread I'm surprised requests like this don't show up more in here or FSA.

Not sexy talk: Are you playing pokemon GO and if yes, what are your best pokemon and what do you like about the game? If No, why not and what do you think of the phenomenon?
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>>24114396

Ooh. Good prompts. Screenshotted.
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>>24114426
You're welcome, looking forward to hearing both or either!
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>>24114332

>Was your aim to educate or to feel better about yourself in making that comment?

I could ask the same thing. At least my comments make a valid point, whereas yours are just passive-aggressive excuses to feel morally superior.
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>>24114654

My aim is to make sure someone who was enthusiastic enough about what we do here to make a request, silly though it may have been, wasn't made to feel entirely unwelcome by someone who felt like leaving snide comments was a worthwhile endeavor. You still haven't answered the question: how did leaving that comment make you feel?

I suppose this also might be a good time to say, if you can't take it, don't dish it out.
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