>No tinder thread? >Tinder Thread!: J. edition Read old

what the fuck is j. edition?

>Getting 3 matches a week
>Always max out swipes
Friends tell me I'm a 7.5/10. Why am I getting no matches?

>>24020853
are you smiling in your photos?
Is your bio boring?

>>24020853
post photos so we can tell you why they're bad

I wanna try tinder but I dont wna jump in w.o some prior advice.
White male, 5ft11, 165lb, Im told that I am p attractive but 'weird'. What should I know? Advice on building a profile? Talking to heauxs (opening, how long to chat before asking for digits, how to suss what theyre looking for)?

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>>24021109
>>24021042

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Posted in the last thread towards the end so I got no help. Need opinions on my profile. New to Tinder and just made it this past weekend. Thoughts?

>>24021140

Sorry brah, your friends have been lying.

If a 5/10 were average, I would classify you as a 4 or 4.5 (slightly below average).

But you're not my type, so I might be a bit hard on you.

Also you would lose me at picture 1 or 2 because you don't have anything interesting going on

>>24021249

You're missing a pic with friends + too many selfies. You look better without a beard/ with stubbles

jesus fuck I pretty much burned through 1000 male matches that wrote nothing but "hey"

is it so hard to come up with a conversation opener? you guys sure do know about the ratio right?

>last week
>match with a qt
>message her what i thought was a pretty clever opener referencing some shit in her bio
>she responds later with a random gif
>try to ask her questions about how her day is going, what she's up to, etc
>always responds like 3 hours later and with a one to two word message
>she keeps responding though so i continue writing back
>her short answers make it really fucking difficult for me to push a conversation forward
>eventually stops responding to me
>unmatch her

always been somewhat of a window shopper on this app, never really swiped right or message my matches til recently. is this type of shit par for the course if you're not a Chad? how should i do next time? why swipe me right if you apparently have no interest in holding a conversation?

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>>24020414
Roast me /soc/

>>24021333
The world teaches me to hate myself a little bit more every day.

>>24021867
/Life

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Been home for a month now for break. Could use a quick review.

can someone post the collage pic of the chad straight up asking girls "#?" and they give it to him

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Hardly ever get replies. I'm mildly picky, but not hugely so. I generally don't pick people who say "I love (football team) and if you don't fuck you!" because I couldn't care less about it.

What should I do to get more replies?

>tfw no one ever matches with a mutual interest in Snek or Birds Tho

>>24022392
You look like a serial dater.

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Help me out with my bio please, also are my photos in the right order?

>>tinder day 5, am London male
>>1-2 matches per day
>>ALWAYS girl swiped first
>>none of them fucking talk

What the shit is this? I had one girl unmatched after 3 hours, and I hadn't even said anything. I know my pics need some work, but these are girls who swiped on me first. :/

>>24021333
Are you male or female?

>>24021762

You're missing a photo of you and your friends, otherwise you're doing pretty fine.

>>24021984
First three foto's convey the message that you don't have much going on in your brain. (Which would be a turn off for me).

2) gives off a redneck vibe
3) Has bad lighting and makes you look arrogant: ''Ohhh look, I'm mr muscly and taking selfies in the gym''
6) You look like you have an inense unibrow going on

The family picture is really cool. Make your first pic into something where you are actually doing something.

>>24022392
smile? Friends?

In some photos you look model-tier, in others you look slightly odd. Be consistent. Don't make yourself appear prettier then you are, otherwise you are a huge let down for girls on the date itself.

>>24022608
Your pics make you look simple minded. The first picture is okayish (but has bad lighting). But then the picture of the car would make me decline you. Also smile more.

>>24023255
My personality is just as schmucklike as my pictures are. If you match me, you are bound to get something arrogant on your plate :^)

(except 3, that is a cool pic)

>>24023387
Assuming youre a girl, post profile please. I'm generally curious after all the sausagefest in these threads

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>>24023387
some photos are old before 3 years and i was -6 kg , will remove them and add new photos like this one. i dont get what do you mean by odd

>>24023404
3rd and 5th are old . only in 1st i look better than in real life imo and i dont date from tinder just have it for chatting

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>>24023255

I would make 3 your main

>>24022383
pls reply

What should I write in self bio besides the thing that my mom says I am cool?

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>>24021359
Don't know what your profile's like. But 90% of all women I see on Tinder don't write anything I can use as an opener.
And you're not exactly motivated to custom tailor a witty first comment when most women don't even respond despite being a match.

And I don't think women should be allowed to complain about mens openers when they almost never start the conversation themselves

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Just remade a few days ago and at 84 matches, thoughts?

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rate my profile lads

what could be done better? Any feedback is appreciated

>>24020414
bump for whores

So how about Die Antwoord show for a first date?

Alright!
So I've got one match from the other day, that I figured was a bust because she didn't respond. Nope, interested in setting a date for next week and got her number. Now I'm just being paranoid because she's viewed but not responded to my whatsapp message. I've gotten one other girls number and we chatted via whatsapp for a while, but now she's not responding so idk.

I havnt dated in almost 10 years, so all this is fucking weird to me. I went from girls in the range of 20 to 30, and its just different. I'm also just of average body, so no rippling muscles to draw people in.

Fingers crossed that I can get some more back and forth with this girl, because she's easily a 7 or 8.

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Thoughts?

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How'd i do guys?

>>24025712
I'm no expert, but I'm not sure about the split face pic. I feel like it would be best to have a full facial pic, especially since your other pics are kinda blurry or don't show your face at all.

I feel like people posting their profiles should also say (1) what kind of population density they live in (2) how many matches per day they get

>>24021984
*flirts exclusively in French

>>24026044
...I think the combo of your pics and your bio have broken the die-alone wall, and will actually attract the shit out of people who are remotely compatible with you

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Fuck my shit up

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I live in West Hollywood and I get anywhere from no to three matches a day but no replies to messages

it's pretty easy to get laid on tinder imo

pay for premium and just swipe all the bitties

i don't even ask girls out on dates, i just tell them they should come to my place and drink with me

works best when you talk to them later in the night when they aren't gonna be doing shit

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can someone tell me what this means? i know that a blue star with a blue background is a super like, but what does this mean?

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It's working pretty well for me so far.
Took this one to a family reunion first time we met and it was fantastic, like it went fucking amazing. Will be seeing her again, shes wicked fun.

>can't use Tinder because it won't allow my phone number for verification
>use Hot Or Not instead
>people can upload private pics that you can allow specific people to see
>it's always nudes
>it's great for finding people who just want to fuck
The only downside is that it shows how many people said yes or no to you. I've been using it for just over a month and I'm at 69/98, which is great but that means only 98 people in total have seen me in a whole month, that seems pretty low, like 3 a day.

Is there any way to get around Tinder's phone verification without needing to use a friends number since I'd rather not have everyone know I use Tinder.

>>24024359
>I don't think women should be allowed to complain about mens openers when they almost never start the conversation themselves

I joined Bumble, which makes it so that women need to start the conversation. I only got one match since it seemed like a ghost town but of that one match, she opened with "hey" and that's it.

I don't want to be all Red Pill on this but I don't think most women are used to putting the effort in or trying to chase people, they expect to be chased.

I just use tinder to get those rare matches, and I just send inane depressive and empty rants to have some semblance of conversation to fill some void I feel.

I "talk" to the bots for a bit to get the real crazy shit out. Sometimes I get a genuine person matched up and I hold a small conversation.

Me personally, I feel I have succeeded, my pictures are whatever, my bio is essentially a suicide note. It's great.

Glad to see you guys try though too. We're looking for different shit, but it's nice to see others try too.

>>24027161
i want you to know as of writing this I'm laying on my side. I just got through wiggling a fart out of my ass but it feels like some air is still trapped in there.

>>24027396

Great job!

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Any good advice for me please? Thanks :D

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This past month has been pretty great. I get maybe 10+ qt matches a week.

Advice? If any picture which one should be removed? The first one brings plenty complements and they use it as a convo starter

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Should I expand my description? I'd like to add stuff about how I like to write, the kind of TV o watch, etc but I've been told that longer descriptions are a turnoff.

>>24027098
Of course they aren't used to chasing guys. That's how our dating culture work. Women try their hardest to be as appealing trophies as possible, and men compete with each other to win said trophy.

A shit system that encourages shallowness and manipulation. And which harm both genders.

I wish there was bullshit free way to date.
But Rosy Palms is the only one I can go on dates with and keep my integrity intact.

>>24027620
Get rid of 'v introverted idk why I have this'

Makes you seem like a clingy pussy

>>24028869
Its not a 'shit system' it's nature. Nobody made it the way it is, it's simply how humans evolved to be.

Being mad at that is like being mad at lions for hunting wildebeast

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>>24021140
I think the pic with the bass should be first since a lot of girls will swipe right just for that
>>24021249
Lots of selfies and mirror pic should be deleted, also I wouldn't really put your height since 5'10 is pretty average. I'm the same height and I don't put it
>>24021984
Same thing as above with the height, your first pic is good but you have alot of group photos, maybe too many
>>24022392
You're handsome but it probably throws girls off if every single pic is a selfie
>>24022608
Delete two and three, others aren't very good either. You just need more pics of yourself imo
>>24023255
Pick one photo between two and four, having both is a bit odd, other then that p good profile
>>24023429
Make three or four your main and delete two
>>24024361
Id say change your main pic to any of the others ones you have. 1 is like the worst of all your photos, it's still good but the others are a lot better
>>24024696
Having two and three right after eachother is a bit weird. Also delete four and try to get a candid photo of yourself shirtless outside, like at the beach or something
>>24025712
No clear face shots until three and four and a lot of girls will lose interest by then. Also don't just put a picture of your dog up try to get a photo with you and him/her
>>24026044
Can't see two but you seem like a good looking dude, get better picture. Also the fedora one is funny but it will probably deter more women then bring in
>>24026097
Make 5 your main, also try to lose some weight but that's just general advice
>>24026129
Solid profile can't see anything that needs adjusting
>>24027525
Make 5 higher up and delete two. Also change your main pic is seems a bit blurry
>>24027620
Get different pictures of yourself. You seem attractive but idk what's up with #1. Also just take normal selfies without any filters or covering most of your face
>>24027764
Maybe get some more pictures, #1 is a great pic but the shirt is pretty strange. 3 is good

Any tips for me?

>>24027620 do not listen to >>24028944
You're getting matches because your pics are unique and perfect for getting matches with art girls.

>>24023395

I prefer to remain anonymous if that is okay with you. I'm fairly shy and don't want the typical male flood over me, that happens on this site.

You should be able to deduce what the average woman is like on basis of your tinder experiences?

>>24023404

For example in the bottom right you look very pale and have a puffy face, which is odd if you compare how attractive you look on all your other photo's.

>>24023429
You look like fun, your profile conveys the right message.

>>24024361
Set your main pic to 3 if you want to get drenched in average pussy.

5) makes you look like a showoff.

Also try to have a picture showing your full face as a main picture (Preferrably of you doing something). Picture one is not a bad photo, but not suitable as the first one.

>>24025712
Since you're making faces in all of your pictures it is hard to deduce what you actually look like. (Without a fown or whatnot).

Same advice for you as for the anon above you.

>>24026044
Seems like you're all set for the niche-type of girl you want to attract. (Assuming you're going for 4chanesque-weird).

>>24026097
Make 3 your main picture, you're nosering is an instant no to me. The cat + smirk are cute. Try to include photo's of you actually doing stuff.

>>24026129
Seems like you're on the right track. Maybe there is heavy competition in your area. Your bio could be made more fun/interesting though.

>>24027525
1) and 3) make you look like a cassanova. They contrast too much with the rest of your pics.

If you are interesting in relationlike things, try to get a cute smiley pic as your main.

>>24027620
>>24027764

pics of you in a social setting are lacking.

>>24028944
Chuckled at your bio.

Go for 3 as your main pic. Also photo's of you in a social setting are lacking.

>>24029045
>5) makes you look like a showoff.
>Also try to have a picture showing your full face as a main picture (Preferrably of you doing something). Picture one is not a bad photo, but not suitable as the first one.

meant for:

>>24024696

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I get a fair amount of matches, have hooked up with some pretty hot chicks, wondering if there is something I could do a bit better though.

>>24028913
You're not wrong really. However, in many ways have humans walked around their genetics and found new ways to do shit.
And just because something is natural, doesn't mean it shouldn't be criticized.

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Tinder in this country is dry as fuck

Took a few tips from a fit thread about the bio

>>24029588
your striped tanktops are dumb and you're bio is in the bad-to-neutral range. The pictures are mostly good otherwise though and that's what counts.

>>24024361
I like pic 2. Would swipe right for that.

>>24028944
Your main pic makes you look derpy. Change it.

>>24026129
The pictures are okay, but maybe experiment with different ones and see if that increases your number of matches. I like your bio, it's concise but still somewhat interesting. The lack of matches might be because of your location though.

>>24020853
Stop fucking complaining, at least you get something.
I've spent weeks with no results.

>>24029923
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't had any matches since I made that post.

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Am i Tinder quality?

>>24030051
egoraptor?

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Posted in last thread but got nothing. Was just wondering what I should change. Used to get couple matches a week or so. Now I pretty much get nothing.

>>24024361
I'd date the fuck out of you

>>24026129
Death by face sitting.

>>24029588
Be mine. Climber femanaon here

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Hardly get matches at all, tell me /soc/, i'm not that ugly am I?

>>24020853
You ugly?

>>24021130
Ask for their snapchat not number first

>>24021140
You look lame desu, except the guitar pic.

>>24030279
Lose the neckbeard
Lose the weight

>>24023369
They bots

>>24030204
Have you tried this new thing called smiling? Try that sometimes.
>>24027764
Girls don't like guys without social life.
>>24026097
Lose weight

>>24030342
I'm smiling on 3 and 6..

>>24030252
Yes please? I love it when a girl with a nice ass and thick thighs sits on my face
>>24029045
>Seems like you're on the right track. Maybe there is heavy competition in your area. Your bio could be made more fun/interesting though.
Any suggestions?

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Any advice?

>>24030546
Try to not have such a billboard forehead

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>>24030592
:(

>>24030592
This savage right here bahahaha

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Anything I could do to help make it better?

>>24030663
To be honest, you're the ewxact type of guy that shouldn't be on tinder. You probably have underwhelming social skills, you're 3.5/10. I even like some of your interests but I still feel like kicking your ass. At least be funny with your profile instead of putting pussy repellent on there.

>>24030673
>talking tough on the internet

summerfaggotry overwhelming af in here

>>24030673
OK then, how do i improve it mister Tinder master?

>>24030204
Pictures in this order, hot, hot, fun, fun, funny.
First two pics are ones where you are well dressed and looking dapper as Fuck. Next two are you doing something fun and last one has to be goofy as shit. Tell a joke in your bio. You read like a fucking robot.

>>24030678
Awe poor brony can't accept the realities of being a normie. Been here since 2010 cockfag.

>>24030682
I wasn't trying to be an asshole. I was being honest. I would suggest either being hilarious and confident. But I doubt you are posses those traits. Truth be told, either improve yourself throug exercise and social interactions or.just find a girl within your area of interests. Otherwise, tinder is just a disappointing place for you.

>>24030696
newfag is new

lurk more kid youre still cancerous

>>24030711
I think anyone that still subscribed to the newfag nonsense is probably new here.

>>24030703
>I would suggest either being hilarious and confident
How exactly do i do that through a description? My thing reads out fine
>improve yourself throug exercise and social interactions
I actually have been doing that through my biking and hanging out with friends, so i think im fine with that

Also please don't fucking tell me what traits i do and do not have or how you wanna kick my ass, it makes taking you seriously really hard ya know

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>dfw one match a week at the maximo

>>24030663
Your pictures are pretty bad. You look best in 3. Delete 1, 4, and 5. Your bio comes off as very meek. Take out the last sentence and turn everything into sentence fragments; it's more direct.

>>24030546
If you will put jokes put some better ones desu senpai, social pictures are good but they're not very well-lit

>>24030279
I like the bio. In some pics you look like cool bearded guy while you look like a neckbeard in others, like 2 4 and 5

>>24030204
I think you need a better primary but otherwise, good mix of pictures and you seem attractive

>>24028944
You'll definitely slay on Tinder with those looks and body, but the interior-lit selfie as your main falls flat. Slap a filter on pic 3 (to improve the lighting) and capitalize on the fact that bitches love dogs. I'd also put some social pics in there so you don't look like a loner. Bio is a little bare. I think the brevity comes off as douchey, but keep it if that's your approach

>>24030719
>kids trying this hard

youre good for a laugh if nothing else

>>24030729
It's figurative. As in the type of person you com across as. If you can't handle criticisms from an anonymous board you're fucking doomed. Riding your bike is good but you need to diversify. Go for runs. Start lifting. Hanging out with friends isn't socializing. I mean put yourself in uncomfortable situations. Go to the bar. Talk to women. Try and hold a conversation as long as possible. Like I said, it's easier to just find a girl in your areas of interests. I'm not saying tinder is full of chads but it's going to be hard for you on tinder. Grow a fucking spine. You could at least tell me to Fuck off.

>>24030742
>>24030742
>>kids trying this hard
>youre good for a laugh if nothing else

Implying I'm a kid.

>>24026044
this shit is so fucking overplayed and cringeworthy at this point, in half a years' time you're going to look back at this and ask yourself what the fuck you were thinking.
stop shitting nihilism jokes and epic dank meme references, haven't you heard of hiding your power level you fucking aspie? i have self-hating friends like you and they have become significantly more successful with women and actually happier too once they dropped this awful image.

>>24030827
I stopped reading his profile after the memes part. He's too far gone. Hopefully somebody blows him and he sees the light or he suck starts a shotgun. Either way it'll be interesting.

How do you get to know someone who has a blank profile?

I'm talking with two really qt girls whose profiles are blank, and don't know how to progress.

>get two matches
>one replies to my first message then never again
>the other takes over 24 hours to reply
Fuck this

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>>24029588
Changed a few pics and description

>>24031118
Have you tried being attractive?

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Help me brehs. Idk why but I hardly get any matches.

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Okay, I need advice

I've made a fake tinder account to check it out and swyped through everyone in my area (large city, I just swyped a lot), but haven't seen a single girl I would consider attractive. The reason is, rather than all girls being ugly or something, they all literally have only face pics - no body pics, no descriptions, no common interests, etc. - and they're all painfully average (or below, some were pretty gross), it could be the same girl in different wigs for all I know. I can't write them all off as unattractive (chances are at least some of them have good bodies or personalities or literally anything), it's just that none stood out for me in a way that would make me want to actually talk to them and find out.

I'm seeing to options
>just ignore tinder
>make a real account and swype literally everyone but the worst fuggos right in hopes i will force more pics/info out of them when we match
Should I even bother? I'm thinking it's a bit unfair, trying to match with someone I don't like, but I don't have any better ideas
And of course the idea is based on assumption that I'm unattractive enough to get few enough matches to be able to talk with them all
>>24026044
Way too tryhard but I'd still swype you right if you were a grill

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>>24032018
Good pics by bio is way too long
>>24032050
If this is actually you, change your first pic since you can't even see your face

I posted earlier >>24028944 but just changed some stuff around and added a new pic. I don't really have any social pics because I pretty much have no friends. But anyway howd I do?

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Any tips?

J.! J.! J.!

fuck man I cant cope with this.... I just wrote to 5 girls at the same time. This is unreal... I cant even find time to send you all the stuff via email. I have videos, pics, it is crazy.

GUYS! Listen to the these threads things are insane for me atm. INSANE!

Get a decent profile, good pictures be interesting PUSSY OVERFLOW.

>>24033022
You're funny, cute, and have a dog in your pic. However, your bio doesn't actually tell anything about you (besides your humor), so maybe change that would be my only advice. I'd swipe right.

>>24033034
I'd get rid of pic #2. You appear to be a lot heavier in that picture and not as good looking as the others.

>>24028944
>I think the pic with the bass should be first since a lot of girls will swipe right just for that
Dude you're so based I made that change and I got 3 matches today

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Let's get a list of cliches we're sick of seeing in bios
>I love dogs
>I love pizza
>Netflix
>weed
>I'M SO SARCASTIC
>[shallow inspirational quote that came off a Snapple lid]
>[blank profile because fuck you if you wanted an icebreaker]

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Why does my first picture show up as fucking blurry.
Anyways I think I have a decent profile. I get matches consistantly. Any room for improvement?

>>24021140
Get rid of the meme rap part in your bio. You come off like a dork. The first pic is fine, but I would try to use a more natural pic instead of a posed pic.
>>24021249
Get rid of pics 2 (phone in the pic is a negative) and 3 (too close to camera). Pic 1 is a decent pic, but the quality does not look that good. Remove the first line in your bio; incredibly generic.
>>24021762
2,3, and 4 are awful pics. No one wants to see a close up shot of half your face. No one cares about seeing you play with army figures. No one cares about a pic of food.
>>24021984
Actually a solid profile; just get rid of the gym pic.
>>24022392
Every pic is the same. Should only have one of those pics on your profile. Get some more unique pics.
>>24022608
Get rid of pic 2. I'm here to see pics of you, not a car. First sentence of bio is generic. Either get rid of it completely or make it interesting in some way.
>>24023255
Pic 3 should be your main. I'd get rid of pic 2; does not make you look good
>>24023429
Not bad. Get rid of the last pic, and maybe retake the dog pic with a shirt on.
>>24024361
First line of bio is great. I'd throw a social pic on your profile.
>>24024696
First pic would be fine if I could see your face. 2 and 3 are essentially the same pic, and I would get rid of them altogether. Looks like you are depressed (more so pic 3). Fourth pic is pointless. Gym pic makes your look like a prick.

>>24021140
>george michael from arrested devolpment

>>24026097
>avid cyclist
>fat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHWUKWEBVGJSDHQA

>>24029588
>wes anderson
>clasic
ya'll nigs killing me

I met a girl on Tinder last week and have been fucking her almost every day. Other than that I'm distant and ignore her texts. She just texted me saying she thinks she's falling for me. I told her we haven't known each other very long.

What should I do? The sex is good but I don't want to hurt her.

>>24025712
Get rid of the first pic. Should have a clear shot of your face, not half of it. You should be in the pic with the dog. A pic of a dog itself is pointless. Lighting is shit in the fourth pic, so you might want to remove that. Get rid of the third line in your bio. Do not ever have something negative about yourself in your bio.
>>24026044
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>>24026097
Three of your pics are the same. Should only have one selfie (if even that) of just yourself. Three would be the pic I would make the main if I could see your eyes. If you are gonna go the selfie route, I would retake the first pic (don't be so close to the camera) and retake the third pic.
>>24027525
3 should be main. I'd get rid of pic 1; too close to camera. Maybe get rid of 6 as well (not a bad pic, but don't want that many selfies). Get rid of the chill line; too generic.
>>24027620
First pic will create conversation, but I'm not sure it would lead to anything after that. Would you rather be the funny guy or the guy girls want to fuck? Don't care for the rest of your pics either. 4 and 5 would be fine you were not wearing sunglasses. In 2 you are covering your face, and 3 is not a clear shot either. Mirrors selfies are always a no go (especially shirtless ones). Remove first line from bio. Second line is not great either, but I could see some people that would enjoy it. Capitalize as well.
>>24027764
Shorter bios are always better. Save the rest of the shit for conversation (in person). I'd make pic 2 your main. In pic 1 you seem disinterested, so I would remove that one. I'm not into pic 3, but some people are into that kind of vibe.
>>24028944
Pics need better lighting. Might want to put a shirt on for the first pic. The pics themselves are fine. Might want to include a social pic.

>>24035691
>I probably swiped right because of your dog
>I like your dog more than you
>actually 17
>my friend made me make this
>I probably won't message first
>not looking to hook up
>I play the ukulele
>[insert worthless degree here] major
>[sport they obviously don't actually watch] is my LIFE
>15 paragraph bio detailing their entire life

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I get loads of matches but never know what to say to get the convo going. it's usually "hey, how's it going" and then pretty much ends. I do think women need to put in effort too, it's a real put off when they don't really bother or expect the guys to do all the work

>>24026097
that beard is disgusting

>>24035925
>hey hows it going

nigga they wanna fuck you. just be blunt i wanna fuck you

chances are it will work or not work as much as your current method

>>24029212
>>24029212 Don't know if it just the way file compressed or not, but the quality of the pics are bad. I'd get rid of 4 and 5. Back shots are pointless, and pic 5 is not exactly your best look. Bio is great.
>>24029588
Have no issues with this one. Pretty good profile all around.
>>24030204
Pic 3 has bad lighting, so I'd get rid of that. Only need one of either 5 or 6 (I'm leaning 6). Leaning against a car is kind of douchey, so you might want to use something else for a clear solo body shot. Bio is alright
.>>24030279
Bio is too long, and get rid of the introverted part. Most of the pics are shit. The only one I would keep is 5 (maybe 1 as well). Sunglasses pics really should not be on a Tinder profile. They can make anyone look good, and people know that, so it may come off like you're trying to hide something. You don't look happy in pic 3. Pic 4 has bad lighting. Half face shots are never good.
>>24030546
What could possibly make you think pic 1 is a good idea? The pic is fine, but group shots should never be your main photo. Get rid of pic 2, bad lighting (maybe get rid of pic 4 for same reason). Would make 3 your main. Use proper grammar in your bio.
>>24030663
Bio is boring. Be more interesting, and under no circumstance should you ever include the last line in your bio. Pics are shit as well. The quality sucks, and they are all selfies. Delete your profile and try again.
>>24030736
I'd make 2 your main. Might want to throw in a more natural social pic. Bio is creative.
>>24032050
2 is the only good pic. Backs shots are never good. Sunglasses selfies in cars might be worse. Mirror selfies are also shit. Get rid of the politics line in your bio.
>>24033034
Too many selfies, and bio is generic. Get rid of 2 and 6 for sure.
>>24035780
If you're gonna have a shirtless pic it can't be forced. Go to a pool or a beach. I can't see your entire face in pic 2. Rest of the profile is solid.

>>24035948
thought the girls are Tinder are not about that life? desu I don't wanna use it to just fuck, I'm not like that id prefer to get to know them first

>>24035925

Post profile.

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>>24036639

Your profile screams: "Good looking and boring with fuck boy hair."
You are going to match with girls who like guys who are good looking and boring with fuck boy hair.

You have no words there, no pictures of anything beside your face, nothing for them to talk with you about. You either have to look into their profiles and come up with something or you have a less boring profile.

At least "hey hows it going" is better than "sup" I guess.

Fuck it, I'm feeling Cyrano de Bergerac-y
I'll help you if you want. perpetualdarwinmachine is my gmail.

>tfws military
>tfw most of the girls on Tinder are military
>tfw military girls are fucking batshit insane

>>24036886
what do you mean by insane?

>>24036898
Well, most of the ones I've run into (inclusion some of my friends) are hopping from guy to guy on a weekly basis, cheating on whatever guy they are leading on, high maintenance, or just straight up bitchy no matter how hard you try to be nice.

My Tinder seemes frozen: no new messages or matches for more than 24hours. And I know I should have new messages at least!

Should see a girl tonight but I can't talk to her...

What can I do?

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Let's hear it everybody

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used to get matches pretty often but re did my profile after deleting Tinder and now only 1 in 6 days

(I forgot what my old profile was like)

advice?

>>24036992
I think if you were trying to befriend me when I was in 7th grade this profile would do great

>>24036992
>picture of your face covered
>a fucking pepe picture
>no suit picture
>no picture with friends
>admitting to being unfunny cancer with the voicemail thing
wew lad

>>24036992
Is that vermin supreme?

>>24037617
>no suit picture

when will people finally forget this meme

Ok, advice time :

I've got one hot itallian girl seeming interested in me. She swiped first, and gave me her number easily. We've set to meet on Wednesday for drinks.

The problems are (1) she responds maybe once a day. Makes my paranoia kick in that she's not interested, and since I'm newly back into dating that's not something I need. (2) while confirming that she's still up for it, she hasn't told me what area she's in or offered any suggestions as to a location. I'm in London, so I don't want to propose a place that's ages from her. As a side note, I'd rather a place near hers in case we really kick it off and it leads to more.

I don't really want to keep asking on location, but should I? Should I try calling, either before or on the day? I work evenings and arranged for the day off for this, so it's going to be a real downer if it all comes to absolutely nothing.

Advice?

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>>24037761
>I'd rather a place near hers in case we really kick it off and it leads to more
The island of sodor ain't that big just invite her to you if you are this confident. Otherwise you might need to wait and take a hint.

>>24037717
Yep

>>24030736
Any more thoughts on this? For some reason my bio always gets ignored in these threads

>>24037761
meet public place go somewhere cool together. Hit it off take her home to show her your pokemon cards... or whatever

>>24038028
I'm going to be honest, your pictures make you look like a stereotypical asian, and because of that people feel like they already know you. It's not like you're unattractive and your description got me to lol, but you are going to have to try harder than the average guy to stand out.

I would start with a more modern hairstyle and maybe some different glasses. These would probably look nice: https://www.warbyparker.com/eyeglasses/men/sibley/jet-black

Besides that, I think a pic of you doing something athletic or outdoors would be a big step up.

>>24036992
This anon here

>>24037589
>>24037617
>>24037717

Any recommendations on what I can do to switch it up on my tinder? I get a decent stream of matches rn but if I can up my game I totally am up for it

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>>24021867
this makes a shitty bio, try again.

>>24027098
yeah i skipped that. fuck it i am having fun, and god knows that that is the only thing important in life. since i do not chase women anymore, i got rid of my depressions and am far funnier.

conclusio, fuck it, tinder is about enjoying yourself and this shitty thread does exactly the opposite.

never chase women, most are not worth it, its like competing in a tournament where you dont want the price. and if you are 40 and still open minded because you didnt get fucked by a woman, and still got your single man money, you are the trophy and they are the poor divorced hunters.

so why bother, have fun.

>>24030663
yikes
make three your main and remove that bio after the chef thing, if you're over 6'2 include that

my advice for actually getting girls would have to be losing 40-50lbs and shaving. maybe lose the geeky hobbies and way of talking

>>24038736
chasing can be fun tho

>>24033022
far better, first one was too agressifely close too soon.

>>24038781
yeah, but not when it is serious, right now i am the little dog running around in high grass, jumping after butterflies sometimes wiggeling myself in poop a little bit, and enjoying myself. great times.
its not the hunting that kills most men, its really wanting it what burns them out.

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It's so rare to actually find a chick that'll put in effort to keep a conversation going, shit sucks.

No idea why I still have this anyway, boredom most likely. Too shy/depressed to bother going through with anything, surprisingly had a few offers to meet up though, some numbers too.

>>24037298
this is great. i would hit on you hands down. so edgy but still somewhat nice.

>>24038868
I don't think girls want a guy with better hair than them kek

>>24038875
Might have a good point there, most of my matches have said they were jealous of it, aha. One chick went straight to asking me if I liked getting it pulled.

>>24038868
You look like you got stung by bees in #6.

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>>24038936

>>24037808
I kinda live on the assfuck of nowhere, so I'd rather not propose a meet near mine right off. Not exactly a great first impression to make her travel more than necessary if her intentions for a first date are drinks and dancing.

>>24038024
Ok, then while I have to say it probably isn't helping you much, it IS cool.

>>24038868
delete 3&6

Quick question
I've organised to meet up with a girl in a few days, do I keep messaging her now or wait until we meet???

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>>24020414
Wot do br0z

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Does this make me seem interestingly, challengingly arrogant or do I just look like an asshole?

My main fetish, above all, is femdom, so my hope for this is that some pushy, dominatrix type of girl sees it and wants to take me down a peg. Peg being the operative word.

>>24040647
Ask if she's a magician

>>24040779
I would be 100% surprised if you got any results with that. The picture is goofy and you sound like an autist.

Don't try to hide meanings in your bio. The manipulation to attract dommes is creating a weird vibe. Just be you, man. THEN figure out if the women you match up with are dominant.

>>24040789
>you sound like an autist.
Graduate school requires at least some degree of autism for your subject. But I'll try a rewrite.

I'm keeping the goofy picture, though. Does it look like Wojak? It's supposed to look like Wojak. I even had to skew my left eye a little bit. Wasn't easy. That's not the kind of work you just throw away.

So I should just be as direct as possible in my bio? "I like femdom and if you don't you should probably swipe left. Thanks for trying."

In my experience, coming straight out as liking femdom or as being a masochist male get you labeled as a freak and a creep pretty quickly. Fuck this heteronormative Bible-belt area.

>>24040162
Any reason why?

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I only match with black guys.

Which is weird because I've never actually met a gay black guy irl

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Rate my shit senpai

>>24040852
You should get your hair out of your face and smile a bit i think

>>24040852
melee

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Is this a good photo? Rate me

>>24040942
Fuck yeah

>>24035830
tru

>>24029212
2bh if I didn't know better, I would have thought you were gay.
But hey, you seem to experience tinder well so I can't say much.

>>24040779
yeah you look like an asshole, you come off as arrogant in a self-deluded way. I don't know how dominatrix types think though so maybe it's fine, maybe they'll want to beat up your balls for being a douche. Maybe they want to see you stroke your ego and your dick at the same time

Some one tell me some other free sites apart from tinder?
Inb4> POF, badoo, tagged

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looking 4 a cooL arty girl hel p pls

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I need some help on my profile. I only get about 1-2 matches a week and I swipe right on most girls that I don't think are bots. Any advice would be appreciated

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>>24041501
I changed it a little bit. While I'm here...

>>24040943
It isn't. It looks like the last thing you would say before getting beaten to death with a lead pipe in an alley somewhere.

>>24041585
There are a lot of such women in my department. They'll be all over you like a cheap suit.

>>24041637
You require more pictures.

>>24041684
>say
Last thing you would see

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new to tinder, would appreciate general thoughts

Hey cunts is there anyone of you still lurking or posting here?

I need some help.

>>24041714
You could try contributing to the thread in a meaningful way alongside asking for advice.

>>24041720
I'm not in a position to help anyone,trust me.

It's gonna be the first time that I meet a girl from Tinder and it's a lesbian girl that wants to try a guy.

>>24041585
>looking 4 a cooL arty girl hel p pls
Your last photo is pretty arty, put it in front of the rest

>>24041617
More pics, as above

>>24040937
Swap #1 & #2, your metal guitar pic is more intriguing for sure

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>>24041712
As far as my understanding goes it's better to have your first pic show your face.
>>24041637
Your two pics seem good but more would be better so more like those.
>>24041684
Saying girls will have to try harder probably won't help you. Though to be fair I mainly match with more submissive girls.

>>24041756
Suggestions on what kinds of pics? Those are the only photos I have like that and I think taking more selfies would seem dumb.
As far as your profile goes it looks pretty good.

>>24041756
I agree with your taste in television. Also, submissive girls turn me right off. If a woman doesn't have confidence, she's nothing to me. If a girl sees my profile and thinks that she's not up to it, better for us both if she just passes me by.

>>24041868
Well I mainly meant that the first pic shows you holding a tennis racket so it shows you like to be active and an interest you have. The second picture is with a dog which girls really like. So really anything that is a clear picture of you doing some kind of hobby would be good. Are you located in a big city? I move around a lot and there's a very notable change in number and quality of matches between places like LA and smaller towns.

>>24041892
Live in Houston and I'm sure half the women on there are bots. I usually assume their a bot if they have no bio and no insta linked

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>>24042090

Hey guys, I downloaded a few days ago and was getting roughly 5-10 matches every day.

However, for the past day or two, I've gotten zero whatsoever despite improving my profile and I'm starting to think that it might be some kind of bug.

Is this a fairly normal phenomenon for new users or is something wrong here? I haven't been doing anything that would provoke punishment to my knowledge.

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>>24042093
I'm out of tinder shenans 'cause hardly anyone ever matches me or talks to me (even the ads swipe left ;_;) but here's some okc stuff.

Call me a faggot if I should stop.

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>>24042127

I'll contribute my strategy, which seems to work decently

>Me: I want to be the George Bush to your Twin Towers
>Her: lol (or something similar)
>Me: Inside jobs are my specialty
>Her: nice
>Me: Want to make some sparks fly?

If she responds affirmatively, I try to set up a meeting either in public or at my place depending on what I judge her personality to be, peppering my messages with 9/11 puns the whole way through.

It's pretty fun regardless.

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Suggestions? No matches in about a week just changed my bio and two pics.

The cut off part of my bio says: Bios are kinda pointless this is stuff you should be getting to know about me over some coffee not over a screen

>>24042220
Swipe right on fat chicks.

>>24042145
cringe

>>24042255
Real advice please

And I just swipe right automatically until I run out of swipes

>>24042220
Add a photo that looks like it was taken by someone else

>>24042261
Works pretty well with the 17-20 audience

>>24042264
If your metric of success is matches, my advice is very real. You'd also do pretty well as a bottom I think.

>>24040822
>Graduate school requires at least some degree of autism for your subject.

Does it? I'm in grad school for robotics, most people are pretty normal.

>That's not the kind of work you just throw away.

Just because you worked hard on something doesn't mean it was worthwhile.

There is something to be said for being direct in your bio. It will weed out all the people you wouldn't want anyway. But it will probably also turn away a good bit of people that ARE into femdom as well. Being that direct makes it seem like that's the only thing you're about, so it's a turn off for dommes who only like it sometimes or are newer to it.

So I guess let me rephrase: be you, but try to censor out the things that are not conventional. List your work (briefly, 1 sentence). Then talk a bit about your hobbies. Try to add some humor if you can.

I don't know what to do about the girlfriend bit. It's going to turn away a lot of people, but it's kinda scummy to not include the disclaimer. Dealer's choice I guess.

>>24042292
> already swipe right on everyone
>swiping right on fatties is real advice

If I'm already doing it it's not helpful advice. Also go fuck yourself

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I get no matches unless I use a superlike. And even then, a response is still rare.

What's wrong with me?

>>24042381
It's not his fault you decided to post 4 selfies on your profile. You look boring as fuck but your facial aesthetics are pretty decent.

This weeds out hot girls. But fat chicks do not care. You have a much higher percentage of success in this subset. So take all your swipes and save them for fatties.

That or you could try to not be a boring fuck.

>>24042410
Oh shit, you like Avatar? Nice. Awesome cosplay.

But unless you want to match with only nerdy girls into Avatar, it might not be the best picture. Also, your first picture makes you look pretty awkward, I would swap it out for 3. I would probably also remove 4 and put in a picture of you doing something active, since you say you like exercising.

>>24042410
Your first picture could be blindfolded with dental floss

I agree with the idea of making your current #3 your #1

In general, you should select pictures that make your jawline look stronger

>>24042423
Ok how do I not be boring as fuck?

I also only have selfies because I don't have any other pics of myself and feel awkward going up to my friends and asking them to take pics of me for tinder

I'd like some advice for how to not get fatties please

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had a big change up since last time, any tips from here?
Still not getting mega matches

>>24042479
D e l e t e picture 2 unless you clarify in your bio that it's a joke, which I hope it is.

>>24042479
Not being able to see your eyes in picture 1 is a major mistake in my opinion

>>24042329
My gf is always gonna be #1; if they can't handle that they can beat it. By the way, thanks for your advice. I did touch it up a little bit here. Easy to miss since my IP was different.
>>24041684

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please help

I just dont' get it... I don't think I'm THAT fucking unattractive... I just moved to a new city and I've been swiping for literally 1.5 months and gotten 2 matches.... both of them were accidental swipe-rights on girls I wasn't attracted to....


I'm starting to worry that my standards are just way too fucking high, which is an extremely upsetting feeling....

>>24042533
They probably think you're fat based on the first photo, without swiping through the rest of them to find out that you're a powerlifter

Use a first photo that shows off some of your muscles

>>24042547
so I look fat? well thats just unfortunate....

I genuinely didn't think that was an issue.

maybe swap 1:6?

>>24042533
Holy shit, you're 25? You look 35 with that beard. I don't know if that's having any sort of effect.

But I think maybe swap 1 for 2? Besides that, I have no idea. Maybe you're just too intimidating, chicks think you're too good for them lol

>>24042553
Hell, just a similar pic to 1, but with a larger field of view that shows off your jacked arms would be fine

No reason to hide your assets when you could put them on display right out front

>>24042558
Yeah lol. I've always looked waaaay older. started shaving in 5th grade.

>>24042558
>too intimidating
there's WAY more attractive men around here than me. there's no way they aren't on tinder.

Additionally I feel like tinder is the perfect place to go after people that are out of your league since there's zero repercussion, but maybe I'm just flat wrong?

>>24042565
hmm. Ok. I could probably stand to smile in it too now that I think about it.

I guess, idk I'm always self conscious about pushing that forward as if its going to seem ultra superficial.... It's worth a shot though.

>>24042533
Swap 1 and 6. The first one isn't the best first picture.
>>24042479
First pic is dark and you're looking down.
>>24042410
Squinting too much in first pic.
>>24042220
Ask friends to take pictures of you.

>>24042630
Ok

Any other advice?
How do I make my bio seem more interesting?

>>24042630
10-4. Thanks bud.

>>24042668
Not sure which you are but all those bios seemed fine at first glance.

>>24042220 this is me

I left the house so my ID changed
>>24042698

>>24042816
Yeah nothing jumps out biowise. Personally I like to have it all on a couple lines but that could just be me. The main thing you need is less selfies. Maybe a picture of you doing whatever martial art you have a black belt in or outdoors or something.

>>24036886
>tfw Military
>tfw you want to be social and out there, but you're 35 series and have to be careful about who you hang out with/reveal your job to
>tfw choose to stay alone instead for simplicity's sake
fuck

>>24042905
Ok I more or less lied about the outdoors and black belt thing tho

I do have a black belt but haven't don't martial arts is years and I love the outdoors but I hardly every like go hiking or rock climbing I just really like being outside


Damn it's gonna be so cringy and awkward to ask my friends to take pictures of me for tinder

>>24042950
Nah its really not. At least for me most of my friends either didn't care or wanted me to take pics for their tinder.

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Im getting a few matches but nothing major, improvements?

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Advice?

>>24043021
I would say move pic 1 as your profile. Much more inviting, in terms of a shallow swipe

>>24043090

Sorry, i meant pic 5, not pic 1

Does anyone else get the Failed to log in message or know how to fix it?

my boyfriend dumped me today so I'm back on tinder i guess.

being a (not socially acceptable) fat girl and dating is hard because you either get fetishists that don't give a fuck about you as a person or people who have bucket lists and say shit like "ive always wanted to 'try' a fat girl"

anyway, I'm kinda wine drunk and sad so tinder is a great idea

>>24043079
i think maybe put 2 as main? not smiling + gray filter on the first pic isn't always a great choice. bio seems decent.

>>24042533
yeah, i think getting a new main pic would be best. i think it should be showing your torso and face. as the other anon said: if ya got it, flaunt it.
also, depending on where you are, i know a lot of girls just aren't into redheads

>>24042410
you're handsome, but the first pic doesnt do you any justice. i'd say swap 2 for ur main. as for bio, maybe specify a little more what "building stuff" entails?
(also do you by any chance live in socal?)

>>24040642
Bumping for an answer?
Going from chatting constantly to waiting seems odd however I also don't want to talk shit seeing all the small talk is already done.

>>24038868
Bump & advice?

Seem to be getting less actual matches and more bots but yeah, at least I matched with two chicks that are best friends, aha.

>>24043202
I live in Florida. Thanks for the advice though.

>>24042987
Yeah none of my friends are on tinder

>>24043225
Why do you keep matching with bots?

I haven't matched with a single bot yet. They're all super easy to recognize with their professional photographs, especially since they all say they're exactly 45km from me.

>>24040642

Message her before you meet (a day or less before the meetup) to save yourself the trouble of a possible flake.

That's it.

Spend more time talking to her in person instead of through text. Back-and-forth texting is best saved when you two are officially dating.

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>>24043202
Yeah, for now I've switched 1 and 6 up.

I think its probably just that I'm not as attractive as most men from this area. most men from this area are 6'2 as the average height and usually all athletic and built.

I think the women from around here are just very used to that so i'm sort of lower on the totem pole here.

>>24043280
The bots I've been matching with definitely don't have professional photos and the distance varies. Plus they have genuine sounding bios too. At this point if they don't have their instagram connected I assume it's a bot until proven otherwise.

>>24033417
>>24033417
Dude im so glad to hear you are using to the technique!! Im happy as hell for you. Shit works because deep down you can actually execute!

>>24041756
Anybody willing to critique my profile? I feel like I could do better but want someone else's perspective.

>>24033417
Please explain how to be interesting
I am apparently boring as fuck

>>24043406
You should be in the center of your first pic and at least one of them should have a closer look at your face

Also, "I sell x and x accessories" would be a nice KotH reference for your bio

>>24042533
Make sure your smiling in your first pic. I know you think your'e making a quirky face but a simple smile would be way better. Also try scruff instead of a beard. You look like a dad man, bring your age down a bit.
>>24043021
I'd get rid of 2 and 3. You look dirty af
>>24043079
Make 3 your first pic and remove 5. I wouldn't include pics of you with only girls.


Rate mine lads, just downloaded the app and looking for some honest critique

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>>24044531
Forgot pic whoops

>>24044537
A Z B O Y S S T A N D U P

>>24038868
brah what the fucc you doing in #6

>>24045336
Trumpface
>>24038949

Could someone with experience give me some tips on how to get DTF girls to my place or me to theirs in a nut shell? If you have a bit of a script that would be ideal. I'm a good looking dude and get plenty of matches but it always devolves into shit talking and peters out before any success.

Got two matches last night, which was a big mistake because now I have to wait until wednesday-thursday to initiate conversation wew Iad

>>24045902
Why not just talk to them now?

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I know I don't have a lot going on

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I cringe at every bio I come up with, and at my face.

>>24046169
To me it gives off a vibe of desperateness if I hit them up immediately after we match, any opinions?

>>24046287
You're overthikining it. I can understand not messaging within the first hour if she matches with you but waiting longer seems ridiculous. I message within the first day and have a pretty respectable response rate.

>>24046307
Yeah you're right, I just want to keep the interaction casual so it doesn't look like I'm after a relationship

>>24045142
not from arizona those are just vaycay pics bruh

From what I understand your pics should show off some hobbies you have.
As my main picture, should I use one of me playing guitar or one of me sitting on my motorbike? Assuming both are good quality, I'm looking good etc.
Which is more likely to attract females?

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How do i get a convo going AFTER breaking the ice? I have a good opener that always works, but i don't really know how to take it from having an interesting convo to the bed...

Do i suggest to grab a coffee and meet up or do i jump straight to "let's stay at my place tonite" ?

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Rate my thing

>>24020414
Semi-tinder related but I got the instagram of a girl on tinder a few years ago and decided she looked very hot still, so the only logical thing was to send her a message

how do I send a message to a girl on instagram? Is it creepy? What do I put on it?

How the fuck do you guys react to girls saying "I'm only here to meet people" I usually unmatch them immediately desu Iad

>>24047927
>How the fuck do you guys react to girls saying "I'm only here to meet people" I usually unmatch them immediately desu Iad

unmatch them
I have no idea why they're even on that app, I thought it was just a central european thing.
Imo they're just lowkey looking for fucc but theyd don't want to admit it and will act passive all the way through the process.

>>24047709
>profile
2/10
>you
1/10

>>24048154
Anything i could improve?

you cunt

Could a tuxedo pic make for a successful first picture? I went to a wedding recently and it's literally one of the only current photos of me where I'm smiling (I have a knee jerk habit of pulling a "blue steel" whenever there's a camera on me). It's just a crop from a group photograph.

>>24048185
Post it. It really depends.

>>24048185
bost

>>24048180
It's community college, either you're going or you're not. If you're not enrolled, don't put it down. If you are, then put South Maine CC in your profile info, not in your bio. Don't say you desire to cook, it sounds awkward and weird. Say you enjoy cooking, or "future chef" or something like that. Spaghetti isn't an impressive dish so I'd take that out. Personally I try my best to hide my power level so I don't put anything about video games or DnD in my profile even though both things are things I enjoy, this one is your decision. Biking and writing are good hobbies.

Other than that get a haircut and lurk these threads for tips on your pictures (picture with friends, face pic, suit pic, etc). You should have at least 3 pictures.

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>>24048208
Well actually I do have those kind of pics
Also thanks for explaining yourself rather than sticking to the silly numbers system that tells nothing to me.

Anyway I'll fix it up.

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please judge me
Im 5'5 so already off to a bad start

>>24020414
So I just reinstalled tinder after like 8~ months of absence yesterday.

I've lost 70 lbs since then, been lifting, attaining facial gains.

I had 140 matches when I uninstalled the app, being fatter and dressing worse.

So far I have gotten a grand total of 0 matches, why is this?

>>24048744
Because youve only had it for a day

>>24048744
It takes a bit. Plus your pics may be shit.

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>yfw when you finally get a match

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Deleted this app before because I'm convinced it's actually damaging my social life more than anything else, but I've relapsed after like a month and hate myself for it. Rate I guess - matches haven't been quite what they used to be for a little while now.

>>24049491
You look like a very healthy guy both socially and psychically and nothing really cringey at all

8/10 you

7/10 profile

At least you get matches man

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new here. pls rate.

>have pretty much a "dom looking for sub" profile.
>get a match every now and then with girls I like
>this particular girl
>I start talking "hey what's up" the usual
>she responds "Hey!! I'm fine. I'm very very interested in your pictures and profile"
>thisgunbgud.jpg
>we kinda click off the bat but no real talk yet
>exchange whatsapp
>she asks me for more pictures
>wants my nudes
>decline, I don't do that..
>she says "ok well.. I'm going to sleep and masturbate"
what the fuck
>talk more next day
>ask about her experiences in bondage
>says she has very limited experience, once she was tied up out of the blue and fucked in the ass, says she loved it and had best orgasm ever, wants more like that
>tell her that that would just be the tip of the iceberg with me..
>she wants the D
>ask if she wants to get a drink this weekend
>says she isn't in the area, is 300 km away
>no problem, we'll take is slow and just talk and meet up later
>no contact
>check up on her tinder profile, see she is active as fuck and not 300km away

Unmatched, fuck that. Leading me on. Where do these girls get off? Such a tease.

>>24049731
None of those are good pictures. You look like an absolute psycho in the first picture.

Dear god, what were you thinking?

>>24045902
If i match with a girl and she doesnt message for two days, im going to assume shes not that interested. Why would you assume its any difference for the girl? If shes interested in something casual, thats two days when she's definitely going to find another talking dick to fuck.

What works best?

Balanced or recently active?

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I have no idea how to talk to girls or into being social, plz halp

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>tfw first day on tinder

h-how long does it take?

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I matched with a real qtp2t today - the thing is she has no bio, usually I try to be witty involving their interests, like she rides horses of whatever but I know nothing about this girl.

Give me some advice on what to write to get a conversation going? It should be relatively easy once I get to know at leats SOMETHING about her

>>24048744
>>24048905
>>24049026
Oh and to update on this - I started a new account and have now gotten several matches in a day, I don't know why the other one wasn't registering or something, I even swiped some of the same people and matched with them this time

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met my now ex (dumped me 2 days ago) on tinder so now i guess I'm back for more

in the time ive been gone it seems theres a LOT more creeps on tinder, maybe i haven't been swiping long enough but i reset my account so just a friendly bump from the resident fatty

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>>24051039
I've got some bad news for you.

>>24051115
what is wrong with you? what's your problem?

>>24051142
i can't tell if youre legitimately asking or not

i was just bumping and showing that even for a below average fat girl with no personality theres hope, obviously

>>24051171
You said you just got dumped - how is that hope instilling?

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>>24051039

>>24051171
why are you so fat senpai

>>24051115
hey I just thought I'd ask you

I'm pretty ugly male, 20

is there anything I can do that's going to make women find me attractive on tinder? I know thats a really fucking hard question but I just feel so lost with dating women and stuff. I don't really know what they like and don't like. I'm pretty strong and kind but it just seems like facial feaures is the only thing women want. Am I wrong?

>>24051014
replace your bio with

6'4, professional shower singer

no real need to be serious on tinder

>>24051043
I did it guise, I made a punny yolk involving her name and now I'm on track

>>24051204
because most relationships don't last forever, I'm saying its possible to meet people on this app. we were together for 3 months. have met guys before him for casual hookups as well

>>24051214
i eat more than i move

>>24051216
you kind of answered it for yourself. for me, as long as you don't have pictures with skanks and youre confident with what you say you probably have a chance unless youre SUPER ugly

>>24051326
Is a guy having girls in his pic a no-no?

>>24051216
You do realize that this is asking the female equivalent of a neckbeard on dating advice, right?

>>24051342
ive never met a girl that has liked it, so id say definitely no other girls in pics

>>24051344
Are you mentally retarded anon?

>>24051385
my dude all I'm saying is that I would take it with a grain of salt

>>24051389
the point youre trying to make doesn't make any sense because I'm actually successful on tinder regardless of my "flaws" and he wants advice, i know what works because, you know, ive actually gotten something off of this app. many times.

>>24051209
kek that bio is great

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Sorry, my new temp phone is crap and i cant manage a clean screenshot. My old phone died this weekend, so i have probably lost moat of my photos.

I dont seem to be doing too badly. 1 or so matches a day (only been installed for a week). Two good convos and i have a date with an easy 7 tommorow night.

Yeah, ive got long hair. Im not unatractive, but im aware that im kinda a niche market for women who find me attractive (very sharp facial features, tall and broad shoulders but not very muscular). I need to work on my photos, but any specific advice?

I mention that Im not british as im an american in london. The people this is a negative for im not interested in meeting.

>>24051872
If you have a nice jaw, don't hide it. I don't get the point of the non face photos.

>>24051911
A genreral lack of photos of myself. I didnt want to overload with selfies, so I used those ones (largely as convo starters).

Yeah, ive got a fairly strong jaw, brow and nose. Its not for everyone, but people who like that seem to love it

I've been talking to a girl since like 3:00pm today, we've each sent about 6 messages. Is it time to pull the trigger? The conversation is in a pretty natural place to ask someone out right now but I've never done it this quickly before

>>24049731
This is a joke right