how do you write an interesting craigslist ad that people will

>>24004984
What's wrong with illiterate weirdos and 60 year old guys? A cock in your ass is a cock in your ass.

>>24005019
because last time I got fucked by a dude from craigslist, it took four hours before he figured it out where is he supposed to go. I want to fuck now, not in 4 damn hours only because you cannot input an address into your browser, or
>my camera broken
>I have no picture
I would like to see your dick before you show up with tiny snake in your pants and I will feel it barely one inch in my ass

and 60 years olds? I rather have someone whose belly isn't blocking his dick from fucking me.

>>24004984
Quit coming off like a faggot

>>24006124
That's why I am on CL bruh

Not gay but got back from hookup with chubby qt off CL. CL is just fucking nuts. I've never written a casual encounters ad but no matter what you do you'll get a lot of garbage according to her.

>>24006533
Yeah it is. All I get is either weird responses or old guys who can barely stand

bumpan

>Get invited to fuck someones wife while husband watches
>its always as I am getting off work
>sweaty and tired
>Super fucking far away
>Flake in the end twice now on it from two different couples

>>24005038
>"I need a Chad Thundercock, he has to be at least 6'4 and have an 11 inch dick. Oh, and don't contact me if you don't have 6-pack abs too."
Gee, I wonder why no one's contacting you.

>>24004984
yokese no soi 100tifiko xdxdd

>>24009640
don't flake thats shitty. at least just be like, sorry not tonight, so they're not sitting around waiting in suspense.