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/erpg/ - Erotic Role Playing General - "Not letting this

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/erpg/ - Erotic Role Playing General - "Not letting this thread disappear for another two weeks" edition

This is a thread for Erotic Roleplaying, focusing more on the literature aspect, so if you wanna go do some KIK, snapchat or whatever the fuck /soc/ normies use, THIS IS NOT THE THREAD for you. This thread is for e̶l̶i̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶a̶g̶g̶o̶t̶s̶, we mostly do our Roleplaying via f-list because its popular and easy to use or whatever.

Leave your drama and your panties at the door and post your F-List profiles.
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>>24000215
Who else enjoys ERP that doesn't include explicit sex? Getting fondled, sexy outfits, the chance of slavery as a bad end, etc?
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>>24000232
I love that kind of stuff very much, but finding the right person for it is a rarity
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Bit early, isn't it?

Also, I love scenes like in that image. I wish there were more female characters who were into that, but also I wish I was more motivated to do that, since I have like four characters for that scenario. Then again, there are very few good nerd characters to rape.
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>>24000258
What's the difficulty in finding the right person?

What sort of story/themes do you like for that kind of ERP?
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>>24000272
Bump limit was reached on that last one, I'm keeping it alive.

>>24000281
Finding someone who doesn't want to have explicit sex can be extremely difficult, the other kinks are pretty easy to find though.

For the type of RP you're looking for, maybe use a setting where one character is in a position of authority over the other? Throw in some blackmailing and I think it'd be pretty neat.
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>DO A THING
>PARTNER FALLS ASLEEP
>TRY TO DO ANOTHER THING YESTERDAY
>F-LIST DIES MID-REPLY
>TRY TO DO ANOTHER THING TODAY
>F-LIST DIES MID-REPLY
IS IT A SIGN? SHOULD I JUST GIVE UP?
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>>24000348

Just play with me Anon.
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>>24000341
>Bump limit was reached on that last one, I'm keeping it alive.
Yeah, but this is /soc/, so we'll barely be on page 8 by tomorrow.

>F-List Dot Net @FListDotnet now
>Yes, we know the site's down. Investigating the cause.
RIP
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>>24000341
>maybe use a setting where one character is in a position of authority over the other? Throw in some blackmailing
What a coincidence, I happen to be a sub who enjoys blackmail. What plots, settings and scenarios do you like?
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>>24000381
I'm usually an affectionate-yet-forceful dom myself whether male or female, but when I sub it's for those types of scenarios.

For instance I have a gundam-related RP where I'm an ace pilot coming out of the academy and I found myself in the good graces of a certain woman in power. After luring him in, she used her authority to increase my character's standing in the military almost immediately, though she made veiled threats, forcing him to obey her every whim if he wished to maintain said standing. It's pretty hot and heavy between us on those characters and our other characters' RPs too.
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CD who loves this sort of thing, especially sc-fi or fantasy signing in
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>>24000548
>CD
Why does this matter?
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>>24000586
I think they're trying to say "I like being a crossdressing character in some kind of science fiction or fantasy setting, is anyone interested in that kind of thing?"

>>24000548
Plenty of people are interested in that kind of thing, though you'd really need to make a profile and give us more information on what kind of space faggot you are. Or even what kind of crossdressing we're talking about. Skintight space suits that show off your effeminate figure? Miniskirt uniforms? Princess of Mars/Slave Leia type get ups?

And who are you into? Aliens? Manly men and space pirates? Colonial princesses? A genre and a vague gender aren't really much to go on.
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>>24000619
They're really trying to say that they're a CD-ROMkin
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>>24000674
That pikachu looks like he either wants to die or is about to cast Thundershock.
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Why do the people of F-Chat think I'm going to click their three dozen imgur links?
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>>24000691
Because those imgur links are porn. That's why I click them.
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>>24000691
You mean you don't need photographic evidence of the black shemale bitchbreaker's megacock and all the sluts she (or rather the pornstar she's based on) has facefucked into drooling submission, in order to convince you of what she is rolewise? You can actually figure that out on your own, without assistance?

Weird.
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>>24000702
A lot of the profiles I see with a ton of imgur links are "I'll play this girl" or canon characters.
But I don't complain about porn, so I've really never been bothered by it, except for the ones who don't bother using [url] tags. I like porn, but I'm not going to highlight and right click and open in new tab and then click back to the first tab to see the rest.
But if I can just middle click like fifty of them open at a time? I'm fine with that.
Hell, I'd link porn on my profiles if I weren't lazy.

I actually find it weird that people are complaining about porn links.
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>>24000715
I think it's because they're here for the wordfucking, not porn which they could just as easily find for themselves on Google if they wanted it.
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>>24000723
Iunno. Pictures help. No pictures on your profile is a death sentence.

Most of those profiles with a dozen imgur links are from before we could have 50 images. Or, for some people, are scene ideas and not "this is my character" pictures, and want to keep the two separate.
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>Accidentally google ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d instead of copying it
>Find this http://pastebin.com/r8D7HHKq
Haha. That was a weird day.
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>>24000884
What I took away from that was mostly names I hadn't seen in a long while, like Vanessa de Graaf.
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>>24001013
I feel like she was on like a week ago. She's online like right now, though probably on a different character.
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>>24001013
If you want to hit them up, you can just note them anytime.
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Speaking of faces, where's Lili gone to? I don't think I've seen her around since my power was out.
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>tfw you want to play as your joke characters but no one actually wants to/can think of a way to fuck them.
https://www.f-list.net/c/zeta-chan/
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>>24001065
I assume she outright left.
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>>24001024
I don't want to hit them up, I just thought I hadn't seen them in a while. It doesn't matter now anyway.
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>>24000715
I'm not complaining about porn nearly as much as I am complaining about ads where people expect me to click 50 porn links in lieu of just explaining what they're looking for. Especially when most of them are just links to generic sex scenes.
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>>24001168
If you want to talk to them and not do sex, notes are the best option
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> send notes just to see if people are interested
> no reply

Are these people the popular kids or something?
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>>24001092
...I would actually love to Gundamjack Zeta-chan sometime. Don't let the No fool you, it's just a personality flavor.

https://www.f-list.net/c/reinhart%20schmitzer/

>>24001366
Eh, I wouldn't think anything of it. Sometimes people are busy and they've either not logged in in a while or they saw the note and put it off to respond to later only to forget. That kind of thing happens.
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>>24001411
[spoiler]Truth be told I was playing with you earlier on a different profile but then I had to poof for a few days because of work and I haven't been online the same time as you since.[/spoiler]
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>>24001065
I'm pretty sure I saw Lili around briefly since then, I recall her asking if Syia was gone or had only deleted her character, so it must have been recent.
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>>24001439
No problem! I'm still up for continuing sometime if you are. Just shoot me a note whenever you're up for it, I've mostly been on my main character almost nonstop during the afternoon and evening these past few weeks thanks to one partner of mine.
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>>24001480
I want to brush Kudelia's hair/
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>>24000215
>No link to f-list or f-chat
At least you actually mentioned it by name this time.
>>24001092
>Several times now I've gotten bites for my unconventional character that started off as a joke and then schedules/motivation/other thing shave conspired to keep it from concluding
One day. One day soon, maybe, I've got a good line going so long as I can just scrounge up the TIME.
>>24001366
You put more effort into your note than 'hi' or 'Ooh, we should do something!', right? Notes are fickle enough as a baseline, but it's really easy to just not bother at that level of things. Especially since you'll often run into people on f-list who take any sort of response at all as 'yes I am very excited please continue talking to me'
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May as well put up my chaotic cutie here while I'm working on a different profile.
>https://www.f-list.net/c/cassidy%20izal/

>Adventuring Agent of Chaos
>No, not the edgelord kind of chaos
>Life's more interesting when you disregard silly laws like physics and whatever rules the local Lord has set up!
>It's even more fun getting 'punished' for it with a night in the stockades. Or a Knight between your legs.
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>>24001065
Have you tried canvassing the neighborhood with "Lost Puppy" signs?
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>>24003120
Cute.
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>Herm character got cursed by some bitch
>Stuck with a tiny hairtrigger cock for months
>Get teased like crazy for it and looked as like a joke
>Curse finally wears off
>People still don't take me seriously

I'm RUINED
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>>24003570
Maybe don't do profile play if you don't want to be teased over your profile play?
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>>24003575
I thought it'd go away though, I didn't know I'd be permanently stigmatized
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>>24003583
If you make a big change to a profile and it becomes a semi-permanent deal for a few MONTHS guess what? It's sticking with you.
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>>24003570
>>24003583
... Why would you expect differently?
Just permavore that character, because you're never getting your epeen back.
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F-List down for anyone else?
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>>24004129
Yep. Just give it two minutes or so.
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>Finally get to playing with someone you've been talking to for weeks
>Get distracted halfway through it
>Site goes down

>Agree to do a scene over notes with someone
>Everything goes well for a while
>Completely forget they exist for about a week
>No replies since

Literally all my scenes get cut short because I'm retarded and have the attention span of a small child or because life decides to pull me away and force me to go act like a real adult.
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Any of you folks been in need of a firm-handed dom?
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I guess I'll just dump this here, too.
>https://www.f-list.net/c/lydia%20dhanver
Seeking for older, human males for a small Dom / big sub dynamic with a vampire. The plot would consist on your character being gifted as some sort of pet to a vampire for her to feed off and use as she pleases. Send a note if interested.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/unsuspecting%20dragons

Bully the dragon please.
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>>24004998
I don't want to play with you (and I'm not sure how I would) but some of your images are the right type of lewd (though they could be lewder).
Assuming I don't get distracted, I'll give you a bunch of images I've got.
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[23:51] Burgundy: Can we stop talking about it?
[23:51] Burgundy: They didn't do anything.
[23:51] Burgundy: They just showed up here and thanked someone.
[23:51] Burgundy: Stop making it a big deal.
[23:51] The-Necromancer: But I always insult people's profilesI'm going to bed anyway.

"Can we not be shitty to people?" Said the rational person.

"But I'm always shitty to people," said the Rory.
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>>24005207
>posting logs without permission
B-but that's against the rules anon-kun!
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>>24005207
I don't like the guy and even I'm amazed that you're still wasting time obsessing over him.
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>>24005207
No one cares. Stop trying to start drama.

>>24005240
Technically it was public. The first bit was in strike out, and mostly I was complaining about a shitty "breed out the whites with our muslim seed" tumblr that conflates Arabs and Africans.
If nothing else, the profile is definitely the kind of thing I'm going to have to keep an eye on if they stick around.
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Hey guys!

I want to get into ERP, except I'm looking for more formal and structured systems.
I.E. something akin to a D&D game, except moments for sexytimes.

Basically, I just want to partake in a cyberpunk roleplaying game like Shadowrun, except more kinky and sexually focused.
Essentially Eclipse Phase, WITH "magical realm."

Can you guys give me any advice here?
Do you guys know any good games or have any groups like that?
If that's not a thing, do you guys have any recommendations which you think can scratch that itch?
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>>24005407
I dont think anythings running right now. Go to the /tg/ Shadowrun or /tg/ Eclipse Phase rooms on F-List.

Enjoy!
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I used to be really into ERP, but then everyone was like 'sure, I'll RP with you, but only if I can be a 14-foot tall amazon with three cocks, each two meters long and my jizz turns everyone who touches it into a horny pre-teen futa bimbo who can't stop farting'. And more power to you if that's your bag, but come on.
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>>24005414
Bad hand. Feel free to try again.
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>>24005407
>Eclipse Phase, WITH "magical realm."

So Eclipse Phase with Eclipse Phase
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Making an F-List account now.
Quick question- is each account a character, or can I have multiple characters on an account?
I don't know how this system works and I'm anxious about choosing a username.
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>>24005436
I only ever played Eclipse Phase in person, so everyone did their best to not make things weird.
But yeah, essentially I want to let things run their natural course this time.
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>>24005438
The account is something only you see. Each account can have multiple profiles, none of which nee to be connected to one another.
Username is irrelevant, profile names are what matter
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>>24005438
You can have (I tihnk) 150 different profiles per account.
Your account name is never seen by anyone (except maybe mods maybe? idk)
By default, all your profiles are completely unlinked form each other, so that to someone else viewing them, there'd be no system notification that they belonged to one person (what you actually put in the profile can give it away though), but you can have selected other profiles show up as linked to each other.
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>>24005438
You can have like 50 or something characters per account.
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>>24005443
http://piratepad.net/56fVRpNzKj
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>>24005462
What the fuck am I even reading
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>>24005476
Art.
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>>24005595
art was a mistake
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Just going to leave this here in hopes of finding a roleplaying buddy/group.

As I stated earlier, I really want something cyberpunk.
I like the idea of hedonistic and broken societies.
Prostitution/Promiscuity are pretty big fetishes for me and I think cyberpunk works well for this.

I'm interested in playing a tomboyish slut/whore who's a bit dominant.
I don't necessarily want the roleplaying to be entirely sexual, but options which allow for sexual solutions would be cool.
I.E. fucking a guy as a distraction for the rest of the party.

Additionally, I'm big on on the punk rock aesthetic. My character will have short hair and wear leather jackets.
Some of the finer details I'm lost on since I want to understand the group or individual I will be roleplaying with first.
Being able to understand the setting and other characters will allow me to further develop my character in a way which allows me to take my fetishes and preferences and refine them in the context of the roleplay.
I want to make sure whatever I make fits within the context of the game.

Also, I'm happy to fill in depending on what fetishes/roles people are looking for.
I am entirely willing to play a futa as I think it could be fitting to this character idea if people were interested in that.

Here's my F-List profile. Maybe it will be able to give a better idea of what I'm going for with this.
https://www.f-list.net/c/jackie%20kalligan

Any advice as far as communities to look into would be welcome.
I wish I had a more concrete character for now, but like I said, I need to find what the base world/setting/group will be first.
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>>24005920
On F-List, click Chat and then Chat 2.0. Once in there, you can find a room by clicking on the 9 dots.

You'll want to look at the private rooms. Specifically the /tg/ rooms based on tabletop RPGs. I'm sure you will find people on there!
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>>24006066
Yup, did so.
Already found one game I'm going to check out and shadow, but still looking around for the right group.
Wanted to throw this out here as well in case anyone in the the thread would be interested though.

Thanks for the advice and help so far though!
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>when regulars from /erpg/ start popping up one by one in /erp/
Man, if only I lurked there to know whether or not they've left or are just talking in other rooms too now.
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>>24006253
Plenty of them are in both rooms. Frankly I can't say that sits well with me, since /erp/ really is a massive shitposting room, but as long as people don't cause drama, I don't care where else they lurk.
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Is anyone into sci-fi or post-apoc stuff? I usually play female characters. I'm also a newbie to ERP though.
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>>24006753
They don't seem quite as common as fantasy or modern fantasy, but there are definitely sci-fi and post-apoc characters around.
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>>24006672
How misinformed can you be?
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>>24006762
I was in the room before they realized it and banned me. Let's chalk this up to you and I having *very* different opinions on what shitposting is.

>>24006753
Scifi seems to get the least attention since no one can agree on what kind of scifi. For fantasy stuff, there's at least a very unified sense of what fantasy "is"; i.e. you'll get a general vague D&D sort of thing. Even though D&D has a ton of varied settings, you can be sure everyone knows what elves and dwarves are like, and those generally stay the same across settings. Science Fiction by its nature doesn't really have those kind of familiar tropes (or even familiar faces; no races to google, because those are proprietary and not shared between any settings the way the public domain things are).

Scifi also has the Hard/Soft divide. Fantasy has Low/High, but for the most part a low fantasy character can exist in a high fantasy setting and vice versa without much friction, especially when all you're doing is bumping uglies. With scifi, things like what technology can do and how long travel times are is a bit more important. Then there are the different subgenres. Cyberpunk is very different from space opera is very different from Wagon Train to the Stars.

tl;dr: What >>24006758 said. Best you tend to get is people using existing settings, like Star Wars, Star Trek, Mass Effect, and so on.
Post-Apocalypse is easier, since there are existing settings to choose from. You can just make a character for or inspired by things like Resident Evil, Walking Dead, Fallout, or Wasteland.
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>>24006829
>[10:39] System: Channel bans for /erp/ Lounge: ultimate junko, myron gaines, melissa mushcorp, bane, queen shlyukha, jezebel miho, based, tuplet, danalia, brittany fujiwara, forbiddenlove, jezebel mihgo, danalia the elf

Sadly, you arn't. Absolutly terrible place though, mods let you post news articles from anywhere (be it breitbart or the gaurdian) so long as you don't bitch about where they are from, and run a clean place. There's no fighting, and everyone (including all two of the mods) are respectable.

Dear god, it's like /pol/ made a room or something.
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>>24006895
Oh, I thought you meant the other /erp/. I forgot about that one. Although you don't exactly have anything to worry about, there's not some "invasion", there's just plenty of overlap between posters. I don't really keep tabs on it, but there has been for a while. I know Red uses that channel.
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This thread, like all threads, was a mistake.
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>>24006968
There has to be a way to make /erpg/ great again.
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>>24007007
https://youtu.be/Jz8c17upEwM
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>>24007007
The only way to do that is to fuck more hot Tiefling girls, stat.
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>>24006895
>Danalia the Elf
Ugh. I miss her so much. 4 out of the 10 hottest scenes I've ever done were with her.
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>>24007204
Yeah, but Fai is the worst person imaginable and actively despises all of his partners. How hot can a scene be to put up with the OOC?
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>>24007416
http://pastebin.com/u/Faized
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>>24007416
Fais situation just blows altogether. From what I have seen about them, they arn't too unpleasent at all.
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>>24007461
Fai is an incredibly unpleasant person, and has the bitchbreaker attitude even out of character. He's repeatedly given bad advice to people, encouraging the cum and run and just putting people on ignore instead of actually explaining things like a rational adult. He looks down on most of his RP partners, thinks highly of himself, and essentially has the personality most people treat me as having.

>>24007443
I randomly clicked on one and it's exactly the kind of "more words must mean I'm better at roleplaying" stuff that I hate.
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>>24007471
pls
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>>24007471
>just putting people on ignore instead of actually explaining things like a rational adult

It must really burn you when people don't allow you to continue arguing.
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>>24007487
We get it, you hate me. What I mean is that instead of Fai saying "this isn't something I'm interested in anymore" or "you're being too insistent with me", he'll put people on ignore. Fai is the kind of person who leads to people filling their kink list with bitchy Nos.
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This is dumb and stupid, look at hot Tiefling girls instead.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Abbey%20Renshaw
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>>24007508
You're a filthy Protestant whore.
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>>24007514
REEEEEEEE PAPIST GET OUT OF MY THREAD
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>>24007527
And here we see the Hellspawn filth in her natural habitat, casting off her pretenses of devotion to God and indulging in debauched carnal desires to lead men to Perdition.
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Female Orc adventurer
Mostly interested in risk of pregnancy plays
Massiv WIP
https://www.f-list.net/c/bazoga%20the%20orc/
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>>24007736
>((Hey! I'm new here so sorry that my profile is a little empty :S But i will be updating my profile and kinks as I go :D))
>Last updated: 6mo, 2w, 5d ago
Is it really a work "in progress" at that point?

Also, I don't think I've seen many submissive orcs. Well, female orcs. Femboys are sluts
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>>24007471
Oh hey look who's making drama!
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Comission from a close friend. Going to be fixing up and publicizing his profile. PM me if you want his details, I can prob get you a discount.

No, he doesn't do porn.
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>>24008793
Huh. Didn't upload?
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>>24007564
None of those hellspawn look like me you dolt!
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https://www.f-list.net/c/Crimson%20Matoi

Anyone want to share in my newly gained curse? You won't regret it~
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>>24008797
If you can get me a discount where your friend pays me to ruin my caharcter, then sure.
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>>24009216
I don't think he does that.
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Anyone want to get fucked by a ghost?
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>>24008793
We don't even know who you are.

>>24009001
You all look the same.

>>24009232
I think he's demeaning your friend's talent.

>>24009836
I too have a ghost.
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>>24010147
Yes you do.

You have one, but I bet you have zero plans to use it.
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>>24010147

I'm afraid I don't have a link to share yet, but do you have one for your ghost?
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>>24011346
Oh, no, Bunchacrunch was right. I've got like zero plans to play it.
Well, that's not quite true, but I made it when I was feeling good and that of course was fleeting.
But I did get the name Sadako Yamamura.
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>>24011462
Rory, rp with your characters you massive fucking slut.
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>Either overwhelmed with 10+ people messaging me at once or can't get a single bite
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>>24011619
I'll have you know I'm the most pure, you degenerate whore in clerical garb.
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>>24011462

Damn.
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Never done this before, but I've done lots of not-erotic role-playing and written plenty of erotic short stories, so Imma give it a shot.

Do you guys think I should start by just looking around that f-list site for a bit to get a feel for it? Also, any tips?
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>>24012296
>Also, any tips?
Find a partner here or on /erp/.
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>>24012433
Should I bumble through making a character first and lead with that? I notice fewer profiles in this thread than I expected.
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>>24012487
We can sometimes get hesitant about posting profiles. This is after all an anonymous image board, and most of us want to stay anonymous.
I'd post profiles, but I'm not really looking for play.
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>>24012487
Profiles are the only way to interact with people on f-list, you can't do anything with just an account, so yes.
>>24012561
Personally I'm just not really looking for anything new at this point, so advertising is mostly pointless
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>>24012487
That's just because posters ITT are lazy and dull. Post a profile in case a few (or a few lurkers) aren't, or post on /erp/ where there are profiles posted all the time, or both.
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>>24012685
Also we've all seen most everyone's profiles already, and there's so little new blood that there's no sense in repeating what everyone already knows.
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>>24012766
Really makes you wonder why we bother
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>>24012766
So get fresh blood?
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So I always lurk /soc/, and these threads remind me of doing roleplay back in AOL chatrooms 10 years or so ago. Are these anything like that?
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>>24012854
Yes, but not as bad. You play as fantasy characters, usually make a profile and try to hook up with people.

Join us @ Flist.net!
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>>24012868
So I made an account, now what?
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>>24012885
Click chat, click chat 2.0, click the icon with the 9 dots! I recomend any of the rooms in brackets like /tg/chat.

Except 4chan /erpg/, although if you hate yourself then I can't think of a better place to go!
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>>24012891
Hmm it's not letting me log in. Every time I try to select from the drop down, nothing comes up.
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>>24012909
You need to create a 'character'. You can make it as mary sue as you want, or just reserve a name used to identify you. Its all up to you!
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>>24012909
You need to make a character profile first- the account is just a login that you use to access all of the profiles you make
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>>24012931
>>24012934

Got it, just made one. Wow, there's a lot of different fetishes...How do I enter the chatroom? Tried double clicking.
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>>24012939
Click Chat, then F-Chat 2.0 Webclient. Just click once on the room once it is selected, then go to the main tab.

People will tend to approach a profile thats best laid out. A generic profile is more for getting your feet wet and asking people (rather, those who RP at least) if they want to do something. Don't feel down if they say no.
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>>24012949
I think I'll just go into a few rooms for now and see how they play out before I try anything. Thanks for the help!
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>Been playing on and off for literally three years now
>Keep making characters and writing up their profiles
>Takes like a week to write the profile
>Another week to get myself pumped up to start integrating with the community
>No one is ever around my timezone, live with people can't type-fuck all day gotta be at night
>No one ever interests me, or people want something too niche while I just want general vanilla shit with a small amount of fetish play
>End up fading away for months/years
>Start it all over again
Fucking KILL me. I'm doing it again, I've only ever played like five times with like only three of them being good.
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I've been trying to get somebody to rp with this character for the last couple of months on tumblr and forums, so finally moving her onto F-list hoping i'll have better luck there.

>https://www.f-list.net/c/julia%20bouchard/
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https://www.f-list.net/c/kantrilla/
Posting my profile I've started working on again. I adore the character so I'd like to do more utilizing her.
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>>24012868
>>24012854
"Fantasy" as in "not yourself". You could be from any genre, including mundane real world stuff. "Professional dominant" is eye-rollingly common.

>>24012891
Bunchacrunch, didn't you keep telling me that I should leave because the survey said I should? Aren't you ignoring the survey now?

>>24012939
You don't need to select all of the fetishes. In fact, select only the ones you really care about (or use only custom fetishes to put them into your own words, which is always a better idea).

>>24012954
type "/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d" and you'll be taken to the thread's room. We can give you more hands on advice there. Starting out with a generic profile that isn't something you plan to keep is a perfectly fine way of doing things.

>>24013005
I've made two MtG canon waifu profiles this week (Gisa and Tamiyo), fixed up two of my existing ones (Liliana and Nahiri), and have plans for a fifth (Drana, or at least a Zendikar vamp).

>>24013093
>For further details, refer to the image section. (Warning: NSFW content)
You don't say!
Also, really good looking profile for a newbie. You'll definitely want some customs, though.

>>24013101
Of all the character sheets you could have, wouldn't Maid RPG be more appropriate? Also, a 5e sheet seems deceptively simple.
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>>24013568
It's not the thread's room. Half the thread hates the room, the whole room hates the thread. Quit shilling your shitshow.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/Natalie-Bree
My character is a morph that can morph into any form or creature

Msg me on f-list or my kik: nsbell6890
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>>24013568
hurr durr its a poll not a survey. Also: I actively encouraged people to vote yes, and the two no options were actually winning until I encouraged some of my friends to vote yes. Stop being so autistic.
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>All the literature RPers want some weird ass oddly specific special snowflake fetish
>All the RPers open for more vanilla things are illiterate inbred retards who would just spam "u got kik?" if they thought they could get away with it

Kill me now
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>>24013696
What exactly counts as "vanilla" to you?

I'll be honest, whenever someone complains that they can't get "vanilla" play--especially when they say "everyone else has weird fetishes"--I tend to assume that they want really boring scenes.

What interesting vanilla scenes are you looking for? What is your profile and how do you draw people in? What do you feel is a "weird ass oddly specific special snowflake fetish" that's preventing you from playing with those literate RPers?
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>>24007796
>Also, I don't think I've seen many submissive orcs. Well, female orcs.

https://www.f-list.net/c/runna%20spirit-caller
Best orc.
Strongest, smartest, etc.
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>tfw making magic characters even though you don't like canons
"Gathering Magics" may be my largest /erpg/ folder other than "Makoto".

>>24013911
I forgot you were an orc. All I see is a green whooooore.
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>>24013928
You lookin' in mirror, gone green with envy. Pinkies always feeling that way, it's a terrible burden for us to be the only civilized peoples.
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>>24013696
I'd get back into F-List if I could play a female character and not get spammed with requests for Freaky-As Shit (all capitals required) or play a male character and actually get some vanilla.
[spoiler]It really is strange how many female adventurers want to get raped.[/spoiler]
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>>24013972
>I'll be honest, whenever someone complains that they can't get "vanilla" play--especially when they say "everyone else has weird fetishes"--I tend to assume that they want really boring scenes.
>What interesting vanilla scenes are you looking for? What is your profile and how do you draw people in? What do you feel is a "weird ass oddly specific special snowflake fetish" that's preventing you from playing with those literate RPers?
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>its 3am and and still can't fall asleep
>I have work in 4 hours and I still haven't slept at all.
Someone please kill me
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>>24014007
Whenever I play a male character, it seems impossible to find a female human(oid) for anything other than rape, which just gets annoying because you have to make domineering assholes who want to rape people to get any play.
Whenever I play a female character, it's always either futa (which I can give a pass, but it gets old) or absurdly large dick size/cum amount, (usually both) the second of which is just mood-killing to read.
If I had to pick a special snowflake fetish to kick besides anthro, it would either be retarded proportions or scat, which I just can't do at all.
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>Finally finds somebody to rp with
>Self-described 60 yo dirty old perv
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>>24015346
That seems like an odd thing to bring up out of the blue.
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>>24015352
It's literally his profile description. I asked him what about his characters, he said he doesn't have any and just makes up them as he goes.
Sounds so lazy, plus the fact that I can't judge his skills by what he's wrote on the profile or know if out kinks match up, so I just fled
>https://www.f-list.net/c/DirtyOldPerv
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>>24015368
"I'll make it up as we go along" or "can be anything!" are very meh signs to me.
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>>24015868
"anything" might as well be "nothing".
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>>24015896
but how can eyes be real if mirrors aren't real, Jayden?
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Where do you guys play, usually?
Any good place to start?
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>>24016132
f-list, its a den of shit and villainy, but sometimes it turns out alright. Make a character and head on down to /tg/ to join the fun.
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>>24016132
I'm a filthy casual who usually plays as a Fire Emblem Canon character. F-list's FE community is surprisingly chill and fun to play with provided you can spot and avoid the obvious retards.

Other than that, there are the /tg/ sub rooms which are mostly filled with really cool people. [spoiler]/tg/ Bottle Room is god teir, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. They clearly don't have a clue what they are talking about.[/spoiler]
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>>24016281
I thought the Bottle Room was dead. Did Eilie returning bring it back to life or something?
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>>24016320
I wasn't aware that Eilie was back actually :v
Bottle Room springs to life maybe twice a week during the evenings from what I can tell. I would join in on the fun but I have a job so I can't stay and play with them for extended periods of time. The people there are super rad though, lots of long time /tg/ folk in there.
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>>24016320
>>24016356
Eilie has left that community entirely. The current owner is also fully absentee and that cunty B-Cell bot is the one operating in bottle. It's not what it used to be, but it still comes to life once in a while.
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>>24016547
>Eilie has left that community entirely
?

https://www.f-list.net/c/eilie
She came back a few months ago.
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>>24016553
She's left Bottle.
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>>24016547
>cunty B-Cell bot

Will it ever work reliably? I see some folks still using it, I just gave up on it altogether.
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>>24016571
Not really, especially since the owner treats it like an actual child and goes into a depressed rage if people give her credible feedback.
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>>24016580
I don't like Puffy, but I don't really see the problem with B-Cell, other than the fact that Puffy doesn't at all care about ease of use for anyone other than herself. Even then, she'll implement new dice types for different games if you ask her.
Plus, she hates me but doesn't mind letting B-Cell be in my room, while Eilie once said I was lucky she didn't blacklist my room if I were still mod, and we all know how that turned out. I hate having to switch to my owner profile and invite Robutt.
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>>24016606
Passing the torch to Ivan was one of your few smarter moves. Didn't you also say that the only reason Puffy is still in your hugbox is because he'd prob just not let you use his bot anymore?
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>>24016606
>I don't really see the problem with B-Cell

That it stops working, seemingly at random, is a problem. Even when the exact same command is used twice!

Though come to think of it, telling Puffy to fuck off and calling her bot shitty probably got me blacklisted so it might be that.
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>>24016606
B-Cell is an ineffective chatbot and her owner does incredibly petty things.

Eilie said you were LUCKY she didn't blacklist your room. Meaning she wasn't going to do so. You took it as a mortal threat and a chance to play the victim card you love so dearly. Nothing more than that. Grow the fuck up.
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>>24016623
>Meaning she wasn't going to do so
What. "You're lucky I didn't do [thing] to you" is pretty unambiguously a passive-aggressive jab implying that they were going to do it and you should be thankful that they didn't.
Also shut up.
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>>24016629
So, thankful they didn't. Meaning they weren't going to. Yep, sounds about right to me.
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Why does nobody post profiles here? /erp/ is small and slow too but loads of profiles get posted.
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>>24016809
Everyone has already seen everyone else's profiles. Which I guess sucks for relative newcomers.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/ilya%20kirov

New character, tall asshole Russian EVA pilot.
Profile isn't exactly finished, but there's some substance there for now. Will probably do some customs when I get back from watching some fireworks. Ilya's basically intended to be rape-y and abuse-y to fellow pilots, throwing around his large size and choking them out with his mechanical arm.
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>>24016809
I don't like posting my profiles because the majority of them are shit. That and because I like being a Non E-moose
That being said I repost the same images over and over again so if somoene wanted to scour the archive, it wouldn't be that hard to find out who I am.
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>>24016822
And for old hands who would be happy to roleplay with the newcomers.

>>24016853
Is there even an archive for /soc/?
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>>24016921
last I checked fgts.jp was the archive, its seems to be down more often than it is up though.
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>>24016921
Welp, hopefully tonight I am going to be finishing up a profile of mine. Old Exalted character, young abyssal with type-A personality traits. Good with his hands, insecure as hell. I posted art of him earlier.

And yes, unlike some people I actually plan to use him.
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>>24016615
Ivan hasn't banned you, so clearly it wasn't a smart enough move. Puffy isn't even in the room anymore. After the most pedantic fucking argument she decided that I was "too stupid to deal with".
The argument was over whether my profile should be named "Onryou" or "Onryo".

>>24016617
I've never really had that problem. I feel like if Puffy was going to do that, Makoto Inoue wouldn't be able to use the commands. I mean, I've repeatedly called Puffy a cunt.

>>24016623
>>24016648
It's a pretty shitty thing to do, and whether she would have or not, I gave ownership over. You can't really argue it wasn't petty and vindictive. If nothing else, she still let it happen and seemed pretty pleased by getting her way.

>>24016809
Everyone has seen each other's profiles, and most of us who want play already have it. Newbies also kind of get discouraged because we tend to argue. if you have a profile, though, feel free to link it. It might also help that /erp/, slow and equally if not moreso bitchy, is also completely anonymous while this is semi-anonymous.

>>24016826
You actually went through with it?
I fucking hated v3 way too much. That book is a fucking mess.
Also
>Using Gundam art
Eva and Gundam are like so different...

>>24016949
You keep taking needless jabs at me.
I don't think anyone in this thread actually wants to play with your Abyssal.
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>>24016959
Not true. He banned us both for ten minutes when we woulden't shut the fuck up about feminism.

According to him, you also complained about it until well after your ban was over. Meanwhile, I just sat on my hands and said "Well, He did warn us..."
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>>24016959
Shitty and vindictive like you telling people they're lucky you don't get on your mod profile and ban them? Or lucky you let them in the room if they don't agree with your ideals? Look in the fucking mirror.
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>>24016959
>Gundam art
Thats the Wildwurger not a gundam you dork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-2AkrUk3BY
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>Hear fireworks
Oh right, it's 4th of July. It's been so dreary and wet and cloudy that I forgot. I even had gross microwaved Salisbury steak instead of grilled food. It was gross and I feel like vomiting.

Did any of you do PATRIOTIC lewds today?

>>24016979
Anon, I don't need salt.
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>>24016959
Also Also: You'd be surprised. Dispite not having much there at all, I have had people ask to RP with my barely-there half-finished tranny shadowrunner merc profile.

>>24016989
Then stay in your room full of abusive pricks, you trans-fetishizing autist!
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>>24016989
Then why are you still so salty over Eilie?
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>>24016985
Same thing. It's still pretty different from an Evangelion unit.
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>>24017009
Do Evas have genitals? They are after all giant humans.
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>>24017009
>Same thing.
You take that back right now you goddamn plebeian.
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>>24017018
But I don't like Gundam! That's why I wouldn't know the difference.
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>>24016826
Also, isn't Ilya a bit old to be an Eva pilot? The guy in that art has got to be in his twenties.
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>>24017029
You don't need to like gundam to tell that a robot that clearly isn't a gundam isn't a gundam. Just looking at the head should be enough to tell that it isn't a gundam. It's got no V-fin.
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>>24017059
Looks a hell of a lot like Gundam Wing to me.

>Erotic doujin about robots
wut

Speaking of erotic, rewatching Eva has been frustrating because of how little it lives up to the hype of "brilliant masterpiece" but it does have plugsuits.
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>>24017153
Not really The Wing Gundam and all of its successors all have a distinct V-fin and have the little chin beard along with a faceplate reminiscent of a mouth

>rewatching Eva has been frustrating because of how little it lives up to the hype of "brilliant masterpiece"
That's because Eva is actually overhyped trash that only MAL casuals and 2deep4u losers like, same goes for Gurren Lagann. Its normie-core junk that people only like because of Toonami nostalgia
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>>24017046
Name: 黒野玄武 (Kurono Genbu)
Age: 17

He's a character from an Idolm@ster mobile game I think. I've got him written with intentions to be ~16-17.

The Winter Soldier images are more for robot arm reference than anything else.

The Wildwurger does kind of have Gundam Wing head, but is very much "Not a Gundam" like most SRW units.

I was originally planning on using the Alteisen Nacht (pictured) as the Eva ref, but felt it looked WAY too bulky.

>>24017059
Good taste anon.
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>>24017316
Leymei is an amazing artist, its a shame he hasn't made any new doujins since forever.
Oh well, at least Leaz Koubou still makes a nw doujin every time a new season of gundam airs.
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Happy 4th, you communist faggots!
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>>24017230
Yeah, but that's just one small difference. The overall shape is similar. It's the same type of robot.

Also, I am a casual, though I'm not sure what MAL is. MyAnimeList? Eva's overhyped because its potential is good. It wants to be something better.

Also, Gurren Lagann is great. Get your REEEEing back in /a/.

>>24017316
Still looks very Gundam to me, and not very Eva. Also, I didn't think there were boys in IdolM@ster. Though Eva Pilots need to be 14 years old! For... no real specified reason, other than because it was a rip off of another show where a kid's dad gives him a robot.

>>24017350
That Falken looks more Evalike, though still too bulky.

Also, I'm not really even surprised I'm finding all these "Gundams in the style of Eva" images. Though the action figures were surprising
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>>24017425
Eh, Adeptus had roots that seemed like a little older wouldn't be a stretch, and he definitely looks too old to be 14.

I considered hitting up a drawthread to see if anyone would draw a more EVA-style Wurger, but just haven't yet.
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I've just discovered that two friends of mine jerked off while doing ERP, and, while I don't think that's too much of a big deal, I just can't imagine how that stuff works. You see, I'm a total virgin who've basically only cared about anime and videogames until now, not having anything more than friends, none of which were girls btw. And whenever I think of two people unironically doing ERP, I can't help but imagine cringey stuff like "hey bb im gonna fuck ure ass" "oh please do it harder" "u like that?" "yesss"

Excuse my autism, but could any of you post a good example of ERP? Like, some kind of dialogue or just describe some experience, whatever. I've tried to read the general to understand how it works, but it wasn't very helpful (I didn't even see any ERP actually).
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>>24017580
You've presumably seen porn. And you're probably at least aware that written smut is a thing. It's not much different.
http://pastebin.com/u/aspel
http://pastebin.com/u/aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/molly_leisel
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>>24017600
oh, those are indeed some nice examples, thanks for that.
I think they are more casual and "simple" tho, a bit different I guess. Maybe I should just ask them already.
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/Blackmayne/
This is so stupid that it's kind of brilliant.
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>>24017971
#Trilleague is dumb.
That one with Vanilla Latte is the funniest, though.
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>>24017600
Hey autismo, you often complain about your stalker so I'm going to give you a bit of advice. You're an idiot who uses the same username everywhere. I'd at the very least change the name of your pastebin if you are going to keep shilling it.
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>>24018120
It's a good thing you got banned. Too bad you're still complaining about it, but we can't have everything.
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Hey guys I'm pretty new to erp in general and I think I fucked up a session with a girl tonight but I have no idea how really. If I could get somebodies kik that is good at analysing things then that'd be super appreciated. I'll send screen caps of the entire conversation. It was ddlg if I could talk with someone familiar with that. Thanks.
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>>24018446
Completely agree. I don't want to go back to a room where one of the mods who I thought I could trust ends up spreading my personal information around, assumes my relationship with my GF is one-way and that I am stalking her, bans me for something as banal as declawing my fucking cat (who I love by the way and I am really glad is back in my home), and then when a friend of mine went in and asked about it she called me sadistic behind my back.
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>>24018580
It doesn't matter that you don't want to go back, it's not as though you have a choice in the matter now.
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>>24018588
Its funny. I had one quite a while ago when Rory gave me the chance for one if I unblock her and Keylime.

I spat on it, then purposefully lit the bridge with napalm. I mention these things not as some way to beg my way back in but rather to warn any newcomers that unless they seriously enjoy being abused to stay the hell out of that hugbox. I doubt things have gotten better.
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>>24018611
It's a bit late to play the victim card.
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>>24018549
That's generally not what this thread is for. But there are plenty of threads for kik profiles if you are into that sort of thing here on /soc/

>>24018613
idgaf
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>>24018619
But you do give a fuck, you constantly post in these threads and it's almost invariably about being banned, or sniping the owner of the room you got banned from.
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>>24018622
I'll tell you what. I'll leave the threads full-stop if I were to get an apology from either of those abusive asshats. .
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>>24018628
You're no different than Rory, you realize that right? You're in fact worse than him. Rory is totally oblivious to the fact that he could be in the wrong. You know you are and choose to just shit all over everyone.
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>>24018628
>tortured his cat
>declared that he will torture his next cat too
>calls other people abusive asshats
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>>24018696
Well, Rory molested his cat.
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>>24018703
I know.
But Rory's miserable existence justifies nothing here.
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>>24018707
I'm just saying let's get rid of all cat abusers. For they are terrible.
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>>24000215
>Leave your drama and your panties at the door and post your F-List profiles.
>Leave your drama and your panties at the door and post your F-List profiles.
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>>24018707
Puffy pls. I was angsty about the fact that I *might* have to replace him if camping out for nights at end with his food dish out didn't work.

It did though. Thank whatever sadistic sky-bastard is up there, it did.
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>>24018716
wow, NOW its uploading? Jesus.
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>>24018707
Keep in mind "molested" here means doing something that's proper cat care and making a joke about it, while we're talking about Bunchacrunch doing something illegal in most of the civilized world and justifying it with "well he seems okay", which some might say is how a sadist might think...
Though I believe Keylime's actual words were "He's not a sadist, just ignorant"

But I think the better question would be "why the fuck are we talking about this, declawing cats isn't lewd".

(Monkeybat thing is the closest I have to a catgirl that isn't furry or some weird Japanofurry)
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>>24018985
I trust the word of Ivan a lot more then the words of either of you.
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>>24019013
Regardless of what Ivan did or didn't tell you and how you interpreted that (or how misinterpreted or not you continue to prove it true), this is not the time or place to discuss/bitch about it.
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>proper cat care
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>>24019279
Oh my god that image at that moment. I'm dying. Please send help.
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Thinking of making The Good Orc on a whim for some teasing hijinx with explicit lewds being a maybe.
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>>24017425
>Though Eva Pilots need to be 14 years old! For... no real specified reason

I thought it was that they were all conceived during Second Impact.
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>>24019792
That's the reason, yes.
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>>24019792
>>24019838
It's never really said, but that's one theory. Or at least that they were born *after* Second Impact, and something something Chamber of Guf. Another is that it's puberty, and that 14 is just the best choice between "young enough to sync" and "old enough to listen". There's also probably the relationship between the Evas and the pilot's mothers. AD3VA even has a Root for being *born* at Second Impact.

The series doesn't explain it, and neither does NGE2. I mean, there's supporting and conflicting evidence for most things in Eva, because like many beloved works of fiction, a lot of it was made up as they went along.

>>24019279
>>24019375
Let's just go full circle and do this to a catgirl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0
http://www.cat-health-behavior.com/spanking-the-kitty.html
>My cats have a enough bad habits on their own, so I will not add another to the list.
Hue
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https://www.f-list.net/c/bloodstained%20ruin

Alright, just got my first serious profile in a while completed. Not sure if anyones going to hit it up but w/e.
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>>24019986
●I honestly can't stand the way that everyone else lays out their character sheets. (and really if you've got it linked on Google Docs, that's better anyway)
● Don't put your entire profile in a [quote].
● "Jacob Savage" and even "Lachelle Winterson" are not really fitting names for Exalted. They stand out about as much as Yoshitaka Kiritsugu would in Forgotten Realms or Warhammer Fantasy.
● I'm not even sure Exalted has cigarettes *or* trenchcoates
● You misspelled "solace" and "inseparable". You said "hear" instead of "here".
● Your kinks are fine for a game character, but don't really tell what you like at all. You should use custom kinks to describe what/how/why/when you like something, not just to make IC jokes.
● Your images don't fit with each other (and don't really look all that Exalted)
● I'm not going to bother commenting on the actual writing or backstory.
● I've been trying not to say anything, since you clearly like it, but I would not use that commission if you plan to lewd.
● Quality of it aside, you've skewed the avatar anyway.
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>>24020095
Yeah hey - I don't want profile critique from you, as I'm pretty sure if he was a tranny you'd be all over him.
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>>24020116
Are you really just saying "tranny" to see if I'll call you on it? Also, no. Though, if you really want me to critique your "tranny">>24016993
>I have had people ask to RP with my barely-there half-finished tranny shadowrunner merc profile.
That's because literally the only meaningful thing on the profile is this image. Those people are also people who know and for some reason like you, like Este.

I'm trying not to start shit with you, but you're making that very difficult. Take my advice or don't. It doesn't really effect me. But at the very least you should get a spell check extension.
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Here's one of my random characters. Feel free to bookmark or spam me. I'm out of town atm, so don't expect a whole lotta anything.

https://www.f-list.net/c/aegon%20the%20conqueror/
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>>24020146
And yet people like it enough for him to see use, which is more then most of yours can say. Adding real kinks to him is something I'm going to get to doing soon though. You arn't entitled to tell me what to do.
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>>24020151
Your icon is also skewed. Also, I'd make that entire top half down to the King line an inline. That'd give you a lot more control. I also would not recommend filling the whole profile with BIG text.

Also, it's a lot of reading and not a lot of lewd. Is there really no sexy fan art for that guy?

You could probably also use more sex-act kinks. Butt stuff is great, but presumably you want more to a scene. How's he fuck? What kind of lover is he? Who's he fuck.

>>24020166
Bunchacrunch, the reason my profiles don't see use is because I don't want to use them, not because other people don't want to play with them. I'm not really sure how you confuse the two, since you've seen Este try to flirt with me.
I also don't think you're using "entitled" right.
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>>24020216
Thanks for the feedback, that sounds like some stuff to try out when I get back. And believe me I've looked for decent fan art, it's hard to get much without looking like too much of an edge lord.
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>tfw all of a sudden I want an rp partner who calls me names ooc, and has me send pics of my little girlycock so they can make fun of it

What am I doing /erpg/? I used to just rp
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>>24020318
Honestly for that you should just go to one of the other threads on /soc/. I'm sure you'd find plenty of that

>>24020250
Yeah. Male-centric art that's not gay is hard to find.
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>>24020216
>I don't think you're using "entitled" right
>You don't understand!
It's a reference to the thing you said that made lose all respect for you. I'll save it until after the bump limit, though. I suggest you do the same.
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>>24020336
No, I mean that you're literally using the word wrong. You probably mean authority, or that I'm not in a position to tell you what to do. Entitlement would mean having a special privilege. Though maybe you do feel that's an appropriate word, but it's a really awkward phrasing. Even then, if you really absolutely feel the need to have it out with me, maybe you should do it on F-list in PM, instead of dragging the thread into it in the first place. Or just don't, since no one actually cares. Chances are whatever made you lose all respect for me is something you misunderstood that isn't even applicable here in the first place.

I honestly don't care if you keep posting in the thread, and frankly I doubt anyone else does either, but you really need to stop bringing your grudge into every post you make. Half the time all you're doing is trying to undermine things that I've said, bait me into an argument, or tell other people not to listen to me or go to the channel. I hear you've also repeatedly PMed people to "warn" them about me without realizing they know me (and don't like you).

For all your talk, you seem to obsess over me and fret about trying to turn people against me. I don't give you much thought, and tell other people to stop talking about you because I don't want to hear it. I don't want to have to wake up to my channel filled with pings where people are complaining about you. You say that you don't believe that straw poll because you told people to vote Yes. I honestly think that you're afraid to make a survey because you feel the results would be just as bad if not worse than the survey about me. And then you'll be left trying to make excuses for why *you* ignore the survey.

But you could change all of that by just not obsessing over me. And before you say you're not, look at your posts. A third of them are to or about me. No one wants or needs that in the thread.
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Everybody needs shut up, yeah?

make lewds not war.
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>get a weird af idea for a character I wanna do
>realize it's going to be niche as hell and get literally no attention and I'll probably delete it within a week
>pain
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>>24020459
Make lewd during war. End the war with your love.

>>24020463
Niche gets attention.
You have 200 profile slots, so it's not like you're hurting for space. That's why I started making MtG canon waifu profiles.
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>>24020467
End war?

War never ends.
War never changes. etc.
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>>24020472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L2Gve7oh_4
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>>24020467
[spoiler]It's two characters from a canon setting slapped into one. Like literally fused into the same being.[/spoiler]
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>>24020482
do it fgt. I can assure you something like that will find play if you let it
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>>24020482
If it makes you feel any better, I've seen this particular fetish before.
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>>24020336
>I'll save it until after the bump limit, though.
Nah, out with it. It's not like anything else if happening ITT.
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>>24020566
I've made an agreement with a few people that I'd at least try to save it till then, and that I'd full-stop leave if I got something resembling an apology.
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>>24020482
I'm not sure how that works? Do you mean DBZ Fusion Dance style? Or do you mean Gammatellier style? Because >>24020524

>>24020566
Nothing happens in the thread partly because of the drama in the threads.
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>>24020595
I guess Gammatellier? Basically Toriel and Frisk from Undertale, with Frisk's head just sorta nestled between her boobs.
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>>24020595
>Nothing happens in the thread partly because of the drama in the threads.
This.
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>>24019904
I love that you found a video to make you feel better about spanking your cat. That's not 'proper cat care' on the whole. It's not like all cat owners are out there molesting their cats for the cats' good.
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>>24020707
I'm not sure how you don't realize that the video came first.

>>24020671
That's so niche that you wouldn't even be able to find art of it. Unless you would.
Gammatelier is a weird fetish artist
http://gammatelier.free.fr/page.php

>>24020680
Exactly. Although I wish I hadn't implied he should PM me about his issues.
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>>24020902
So you saw a video on youtube that said you should spank your cat so you spanked your cat? Solid job. I mean, it's where you form all your political opinions too so that makes sense for you.
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[20:28] Makoto Inoue: Inene, Promethean is a game that people like. Saying "people don't like it" means nothing.
[20:28] Makoto Inoue: You, personally, don't like it.
[20:28] Makoto Inoue: That doesn't make it bad.


I love that when Rory says stuff like this it's justified. But if we point out his bias in the thread we're all 'dogpiling' and it's not fair we've taken him out of context. The irony here is delicious.
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>>24021195
Why are you posting chatlogs in the thread? Nobody wants to see that shit.
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>>24021266
Because shitposting about me makes you hate me more. I honestly don't understand why they're so salty that they'd bother to take the time or effort to do it.
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>>24021334
Because you're a fucking hypocrite that thinks it's only okay to be shitty if you're the one being shitty.
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Watching digimon frontier is giving me all sorts of awful ideas, and I love each and every one of them.
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>>24021388
Isn't that what you're doing?

>>24021565
>tfw I still know the theme
Is the awful idea Spirit Evolution related?

I never even finished Frontier, but it was the coolest. I remember being able to only watch like half of it before needing to go catch the bus. I forgot I was so young when Digimon was a thing.

Man, when you talk about the Digimon stuff I remember, instead of the games or the newer anime, it makes me nostalgic. During Adventure 02 I used to look on late 90s internet to read up on all the couple hundred Digimon that existed, and I'd tell off anyone who called it a Pokemon rip off, since it actually came first (and Digital Devil Summoner was the real first major monster catching game)

I wonder if Takuya would make good art for a shota profile. But he's dressed pretty stupid.
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>>24021631
>Is the awful idea Spirit Evolution related?
Yes


>Takuya would make good art for a shota profile. But he's dressed pretty stupid.
He is one of the better dressed MCs in my opinion, probably the second best looking goggled guy in the series.
Also Emperor Greymon looks fucking awesome
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>>24021666
I never got to a point where I'd know what Emperor Greymon is. Isn't that guy on the right from one episode of one of the other shows? And isn't that digimon behind him the little Beelzemon or whatever who was edgy and rode a motorcycle?

Also, tell me more about the Spirit Evolution idea.
Also, I only meant art of Takuya, not actually playing Takuya. Sorry I can't give you the DigiDestineDick you weirdly crave.
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>>24022109
>I never got to a point where I'd know what Emperor Greymon is.
I haven't either, I just know because I've been scrounging boorus for digimon art for quite some time now.

> Isn't that guy on the right from one episode of one of the other shows? And isn't that digimon behind him the little Beelzemon or whatever who was edgy and rode a motorcycle?
No idea who the guy on the right is, but the digimon behind him is Justimon

>Also, tell me more about the Spirit Evolution idea.
That's still a secret, still working on it. It will be awesome and sexy though. I can just feel it.
Pic probably related
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>>24021666
>the second best looking goggled guy in the series
I love that this is a meaningful statement.
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>>24022132
Is the secret "Spirit Evolve into a Digimon gajinka and then have sex"?
Also, why do you want to have sex with DigiDestined of all things anyway?

>>24022134
I'm disappointed goggled protagonists didn't catch on in more anime.
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>>24022175
>Also, why do you want to have sex with DigiDestined of all things anyway?
Because I feel the need to pervert every last bit of my childhood, and I'm not sure how comfortable I am with fucking actual digimon. Which is kinda Ironic considering I'm doing a thing with spirit evolution... I'm weird.
And I should really get to bed, its 1am and I have work in the morning.
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>>24022242
Fucking Digimon themselves is more interesting. Besides, canons are dumb.
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>>24022274
That is an opinion, and one that I respectfully disagree with. However I respect you right to hold such an opinion.
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>>24022325
But Digidestined are just regular humans. Digimon have weird cocks and strange appendages.
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i just made a character on f-list and would love to roleplay with a good lil slut <3 username's madomoiselle and character name is futalana. cum get sum of this futaliciousness ^.~
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>>24022807
>username's madomoiselle

That is completely irrelevant. No one will ever see your username except you, and it can only be used to log into your account.
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>>24021195
Ahh, the "Nobody likes herms! No you two guys that say you like them don't count because most of flist hates them! No that profile search showing that 90% people that like shemales likes herms too doesn't count either!"
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Playing too much Skyrim has been tempting me to make an underage Dragonborn profile for domloli or domshota fantasy shenanigans. Being mean to sworn-to-obedience thanes and bedding the mayor's daughters in every little town and so on.

>>24022462
>Digimon Tamers style
>boy turns into ladysomethingorother hottie digimon
>girl turns into weregarurumon
>they screw vigorously
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https://www.f-list.net/c/senjougahara/

I'm the mod of "Canon Cumdumps" Give me a message haha.
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>>24023201
I'm sorry that you couldn't understand that conversation. Stop bringing it up, because it doesn't really matter anyway.

>>24023847
That first one is honestly a neat idea. Bratty chosen-one is something that could lead to a lot of fun. It's the kind of idea that I might steal and then never actually play or do anything with it.

I don't actually know what Tamers is; I thought it was the one where Digimon were in the real world. I take it that much like Frontier, they transform into Digimon?

>>24024014
>I'm the mod of "Canon Cumdumps"
How horrible.
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>>24024054
Tamers was the one made by the guy who made Serial Experiments Lain. It's got some pretty messed up undertones as you watch more of it, but it's probably my favorite season by style alone.
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>>24024054
>Tamers

In the later bits of it they merge with the 'mons for the more powerful forms.
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>>24023201
I know right? It's fucking hilarious that the logic is perfectly okay when he uses it. What a cunt.
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>>24023847
Speaking of Chosen Ones, the Chosen skin for Monsterhearts makes me want to make a Buffy rip off. Kel won't let me play one in his game, but that doesn't mean I can't make the character anyway. Otherwise I might just be a Ghoul.
http://buriedwithoutceremony.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Monsterhearts-Skins.pdf

>>24024146
>>24024158
Oh, that one, then. Yeah, that one was fucked up at the end.

>>24024171
I feel like you just replied to yourself. Weren't you calling Bunchacrunch out for doing basically what you're doing now >>24018635 you even called me out, here, for doing what you're doing right now >>24021388
I honestly don't think that anyone in the thread wants you to do what you're doing, and it's certainly not conducive to a good thread. We get it, you hate me. You will always irrationally see anything I do as the worst. Much like Bunchacrunch, why don't you deal with me in PM and leave the thread out of it?
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>>24024194
Except I'm making rational points not just going, "NU UH THE POLL."
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>>24024194
nice bait
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>>24024202
Regardless of whether you're right or not, this will still be true:
>I honestly don't think that anyone in the thread wants you to do what you're doing, and it's certainly not conducive to a good thread
>>24024208
You had your chance. But instead of letting me explain to you that "entitled" has a definition as something other than some SJW buzzword dismissing you for being white, you wanted to harass me.
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posted 6m ago by Dari

Hey everyone,

For those that don't know me, I'm the site's Systems Administrator. I keep an eye on the site's servers, networking and other goings-on behind the scenes. I'm also the one posting on the F-List Twitter account [twitter.com].

I wanted to give you all warning in advance that F-List will be going down for scheduled maintenance on this Friday, the 8th. Our server hosting provider needs to move all of Dragonfruit's servers into an entirely new cage at their datacenter, which means powering them all off, taking them off the rack and physically relocating them.

The scheduled maintenance period starts at 6PM UTC (that's 11AM GMT -7 where the servers are located) and should last anywhere between two and four hours. I don't have a hard estimate on downtime because this is a large migration with a lot of moving parts.

F-List and Chat will be completely dark during this time - no friendly maintenance page like usual. The best place to keep up with what's going on is the F-List Twitter account [twitter.com] where I'll be posting regular updates.

P.S. The whole thing just might be [static.f-list.net] Raichu's fault.
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>>24024926
Yes?
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I've had zero interest in ERP lately bros.
I was borderline obsessed just a couple weeks ago. What's happened?

>>24022242
>Because I feel the need to pervert every last bit of my childhood

I don't know who you are, but you're my soulmate.
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>>24025016
>What's happened?
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>>24024868
>On this Friday, the 8th
Greaaat, just when my timeout expires, too.
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>timed out for harassment-related issues

WHAT A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS
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>>24000215
I recently re-did this character. Thoughts?
https://www.f-list.net/c/tony%20t/
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>>24025158
Personally, I can't wait for the inevitable rumor train to run through it. I'm apparently alt-right and frequent a f-list political room that I have never been in once in my life.
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>>24025143
>>24025158
You can get suspended on F-List?!

What did you guys do? How did you get caught?
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Anyone willing to help me out with my profile creation. What else should I add? I was thinking maybe something about me and when I'm available.

https://www.f-list.net/c/sanaya/
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>>24025236
Is this a "you can get timed out but not banned" kind of question, or did you just not know you could get punished in some way?
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>>24025257
The first one. Every website has banning, but I didn't know the mods were hand-on and invasive enough to suspend users too.
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>>24025297
I'm not sure how a suspension is somehow more hands-on and invasive than a ban...
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>>24025312
Not what I said.
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>>24025297
You have to really toe the line. If I didn't have a history of messing with the room with status-updates in the past two months, I would have just been given a slap on the wrist.
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>>24025236
He took me asking "why do you feel you're entitled to a ban repeal" as saying that he was too white/cis to be unbanned, so he's been whining ever since. Just look at his posts in this thread.
I finally tried to talk to him >>24020446 but as I was explaining to him several misconceptions he has (like misunderstanding what "entitled" means), but while I was typing that, he just kept baiting me by linking "SJW" videos and implying he was being "mansplained" to or that he was being told he should feel bad because of the colour of his skin. So I gave up and reported him instead of talking to him like an adult.

I'm tired of trying to deal with someone who wants to go "you hate me because I'm white" or tell me that I don't *really* care about the things I care about.

>>24025312
Suspension means it's not a binary "Y/N" sort of thing.

>>24025318
This was a slap on the wrist. Hopefully you'll grow up.
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>>24025329
Like you started doing better after your time out?
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>>24025318
How did you mess with status updates?

What's a slap on the wrist from F-List's staff?

>>24025329
You reported him to F-List staff for an argument on 4chan?
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>>24024158
>In the later bits of it they merge with the 'mons for the more powerful forms.
I don't know how I completely forgot about that part.
...It clearly means that I need to watch Tamers again.
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>>24025342
No, I reported him to F-list staff after he start harassing me on F-list.

>>24025346
RIP Leomon. Jeri could have been like >>24024194
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>>24025329
Dude, you had ten goddamn minutes to write your big textwall telling me how you are of course always right and that I just "Don't understand". You say that a lot. Ever considered that maybe it's you who's bad at communication rather then the other party 'not understanding', or do you just use that kind of wording to shut people down?

>>24025342
Pretty much. Plus side is now I also get blocked, which is good in my books as sniping from behind one is a no-no.

>>24025342
I had the aytchan room listed as the 4chan room in my status, as well as linking her masturbatory survey in there too. My only regret on the former is not checking it with aytchan as a huge flood of 30+ people came with me. Really shows how many people were disatisfied with the status quo there, I think.

>>24025372
Hey, you asked to take it to PMs
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>>24025346
Best biomerge
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>>24025379
>Really shows how many people were disatisfied with the status quo there, I think.
People came thinking the room was 4chan/erpg/.
And no, you literally thought that "why do you feel I should unban you" meant "you're too white to be unbanned". So, yes, you don't understand.

I would tell you to stop shitting up the thread and PM me instead, but, well, that didn't go too well last time. Either way, we should both just stop.
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>>24025411
>And no, you literally thought that "why do you feel I should unban you" meant "you're too white to be unbanned".
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>>24025427
Honestly, you seem kind of dense. I would not be surprised if that's what you actually thought.
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>>24025435
>Seriously though, Blaire White's kinda awesome.
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If this will solve things, so be it, but I doubt it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10684129

>>24025435
He keeps saying that I'm "mansplaining" to him (because he doesn't know what that means) and that I'm telling him why he should feel bad for being white/cis. He was originally banned from the channel for acting like this. He said I was probably textwalling him about why he should feel bad for his upbringing or the colour of his skin. He said my mod team was somehow abusing him for chastizing him when he pissed everyone off. I treated him the way that I wish other mods would treat me, and I was burned for it. And unfortunately, this thread has also been burned for it, and so have my friends, who had to put up with him PMing them to say how terrible I was and not to trust/like/believe me. Friends who like me already and don't like him. A lot of his hate for me or other people comes from him completely misconstruing what other people tell him one step down the line, because he's exactly the reason the game of Telephone is so amusing.
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>>24025468
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10684129
I know it's only a few minutes in and that you are going to brigade the poll, but so far "Color of his skin" has the majority vote.

No, your mod team is abusive. I'm sorry, but if someone decides to trust you with something they deam to be *very* personal, you don't just run your mouth bragging about how you know their secret, tell them it's "not a big deal", then tell them that if the person telling the secret doesn't tell someone else, then they will. Your behavior of trying to push it out of me wasn't much better, and no I don't care if you don't think it's a big deal - it sure as hell is for me.
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>>24025508
That you got banned from a channel, and just now that you got timed out, suggests that you are the problem.
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>>24025535
I don't know the background here, but just on this point, you're assuming mods and staff make the right decisions.
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>>24025565
I was in 4chan /erpg/ before he was banned. The last thing I recall him saying was taunting someone immediately after the Brussels bombing. That was the kind of dumb random shit he would say in the channel. I suppose people tolerated him because he seemed just a little bit dumb and probably didn't REALLY mean the offensive things he said.

Personally I couldn't wait for him to finally get banned.
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>>24025379
>a huge flood of people came
You knew what you were doing. That and you told the mods that the room needed more orange names. Can't forget that hilarious bit.
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I've been thinking about getting into ERP, but I don't really have much experience roleplaying. Are there any ERP guides that might help get me started?
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Also here's the poll that the people really need. Buncha is banned, he can only link his skype and SL friends to rig the results, gogogo

http://www.strawpoll.me/10684706
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>>24025508
>so far "Color of his skin" has the majority vote.
Haha, I walked into that one, I'll admit.

You want to talk about your stupid ~dark secret~? Hell, is this how you got into that situation in the first place? You keep harassing people and blaming the SJW conspiracy and you can't take responsibility for your actions? Sure, everyone accuses me of the same thing, but at least I don't think I'm a victim of a Goddamned conspiracy. I don't think that everyone is faking their beliefs and out to get me. You can't stand the fact that no one wanted to be around you, so you decide that I must have kicked you for being cisgender or white or who knows what. Yet there are plenty of white, cisgender people in my channel. None of them are made to feel bad for being white or cisgender.

Also, from Keylime:
> He was tolerated because he's autistic to the point of not knowing how stupid the things he says are and Rory hoped that if we kept him around her might learn something. Even when he was banned Rory was against it because she feared that he'd run off to some nest of anti-SJW morons. Talking about declawing his cat and not understanding while a room full of cat-owners might be annoyed was the straw the broke the camel's back and part of a long list of other infractions that gradually wore down the sympathy of every mod but Rory. Once banned he promptly ran off to GG/MRA focused places and cried to them and then quickly turned into a Milo-worshiping retard. He's on his last warning in most of the rooms he frequents.

>>24025764
>and he has the gall to call me a trans-fetishist.
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>>24025809
>find a regular roleplaying guide
>do that, but add sexy stuff to it as well
Honestly, everyone and their mother just plays a self-insert anyways, so it doesn't even matter that much. Just learn how to write sexy and you're good to go.
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>>24025826
>and he has the gall to call me names when I call him names too
You're both incessant cunts, so shut it.
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>>24025810
No, here's the poll /erpg/ needs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10684756
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>>24025855
A bottom is complaining to me in PM that this is too top focused.
̶B̶u̶t̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶s̶?̶
Assume it says "where do you like your cum"
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>>24025809
Not really. You just gotta get into the RP mind-set then determine whether or not you want platonic or erotic shit dawg. Knowing basic anatomy and actual measurements never hurt either.
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/trip%20batmun/
>That main description he just edited in
>99% sure it's because I added a little profile play section on Wukong less than an hour beforehand, specifically for a close friend and two other good RPs I had going, and he wasn't on it.

Only played with this guy once, and he keeps trying to hit me up with bad banana-related approaches IC, trying to force an RP everytime I log in. I kind of dreaded that something like this would happen if I made that kind of section on this character, but I didn't realize how quickly it would.

>>24025809
Read some logs, develop your style, don't push yourself until you're confident, and make sure you know what you want out of your RPs. Also read other people's profiles and be mindful of their wants and dislikes before you start playing with them. You'll be fine once you get into it.
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>>24026049
>he keeps trying to hit me up with bad banana-related approaches IC
For a second I forgot your character was a monkey and that was really weird.
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>>24025826
So regardless of everything else neither of you see a problem with what happened. It's one of those things where at the time I was even too afraid to call in a global lest you'd ban me for calling in a global. Fortunately at the time someone else did, although I imagine in your minds that still it's completely justified because... something something.
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>>24026085
Bunchacrunch, no one but you sees a problem with it, because you are the problem. You repeatedly rewrite reality. Do you want me to post the logs of our last conversation?
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>>24026077
I have to take care of a lot of monkey business on this character, including rampant snipers and literal shitter furries if you recall from last thread.

But anyway, that Trip guy first approached by setting up one of those box-and-stick traps with a banana beneath it. I found it amusing at first, so I just came up behind him and asked what he was hunting from over his shoulder.
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>>24026100
No, and I'm not talking about any of my actions or the shit afterwards. Fine, you got me. Guilty. I've discussed this with Lili and someone else that all it would take for me to leave the threads isn't even an apology (because that's streching), just an admission that *maybe* hanging someones big secret over their heads like that because they felt the need to tell someone who they shoulden't have during a paranoid episode wasn't that nice of a thing to do.
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>>24026114
Lili thinks you're a horrible person.
If you'll notice, I haven't actually told your stupid secret. That's simply because you would be hurt, emotionally, even if it's a stupid, childish secret.
You're right, though. I shouldn't threaten you with it (and doing that clearly isn't working anyway). I probably shouldn't make fun of you for it, either, but I'm still going to.

But, you know, the fact that you've become such a shitter--and so fucking anti-SJW boogeyman--since getting banned puts the whole thing into context. This is exactly what happened to you. This is what you do. This is literally history repeating itself. At first I felt sorry for you, because honestly you just aren't wise enough to realize that. But after having to deal with you these last, what, six, eight months? I've stopped feeling sorry. You can only feel sorry for a rampaging elephant with a thorn in its ass for so long before you get more pissed off when it tramples and shits on everything. Especially when it started all of this by sitting in a bramble patch.
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My sides
>[21:43] Makoto Inoue: More importantly, shitting on other people or bitching about them when they're not in the room is against the rules. It is literally the kind of shit you complain about otherchan doing. I'd really appreciate it if you not do the thing that gets them in trouble in my room.

As long as your name isn't Rory. And you aren't talking about Buncha. Then all bets are off and rules don't matter.
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>>24026173
>Lili thinks you're a horrible person.
Actually I think she's on the fence
>You're right, though. I shouldn't threaten you with it (and doing that clearly isn't working anyway). I probably shouldn't make fun of you for it, either, but I'm still going to.
One job.

>>24026184
Love ya too, lil buddy.
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Hey I don't have an f-list but I'll make one later. I'm using my phone and really lonely right now. Basically what I'm looking for is role reversal-ish and Gfd. I need a shy boy. Cute and younger (which is 18 or 19). And is into a tomboy. It's been a long time for me with actual real life sex so I'm constantly nervous about everything. But strangely enough Id love a guy who was even more nervous than me.. So the controlling aspect of myself kicks in. I've always been naturally Dom. Opalcocoon is my Skype
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>>24026222
You look like a creeper. Ha, top notch joke me. I'm the best.
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>>24026222
You can prob. find one, yeah. But this isn't about real-life hookups, just fictional character fucking.

>>24026238
Cmon man. I'm loving your enlightening commentary, but keep newbies who arn't involved out of it.
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>>24026222
It sounds like you're looking for more kik cybering than roleplaying to be honest, but there are still a lot of people for that kind of thing on F-List. We mainly create characters and (some of us at least) typefuck them, rather than do those things as ourselves.

>>24026238
My sides are about to explode
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>>24026256
Heh, exploding. I see what you did there.
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>>24026184
>Rory is a hypocrite
How does this old news never get less amusing?
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>>24026278
How can you see what I did there when it got all over your eyes?
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>>24026297
Not in the eyes!
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>>24026238
I am a creeper. ._. >>24026254 I know that's fine. >>24026256
I don't have kik. I have written erotic short stories before so some experience there. I'd rather play as myself. And them as themselves but I'll take fantasy at this point.
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>>24026303
F-List isn't a dating site. You can make a self-insert character, just yknow... not yourself.
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>>24026184
Admittedly I forgot to say "yes, I know I do it to, but I shouldn't", but I did post this literally the next line:
>[21:41] Makoto Inoue: XXyX, I don't know who you are. GG, you should know better. Jeez, emoting at people you don't know is the kind of thing that people like us insult people for.
So it's not like I'm as lacking self-awareness as you think. I also have repeatedly told people not to talk about Bunchacrunch. You'd know that, since you're in the channel. Lurking just to shitpost and annoying the thread.

>>24026186
She is most definitely not on the fence. Also, I admitted it was wrong of me. But you've pissed me off so much that fuck you.

>>24026222
This is not a thread for you to post pictures of yourself, and F-list makes that against the rules. Other than that, sounds good and you'll get plenty of play.
Tell me what your shirt says, because that always drives me nuts.
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>>24026303
Okay I'll just briefly explain a fantasy that is raging in my head right now. We are two immature teens who grew up together. Because I am a tomboy and so is your sister we are all great friends with a few other guys in our nerd clique. I'm almost always at your house these days smoking pot and playing world of war craft with you. You pretty much regard me like your sister, just one of the guys. We burp and fart together. I even out drink you.
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>>24026313
But we are on /soc/. It was an invader Zim shirt and I forget right now but I had that shirt for so many years. Idk how I can't remember right now. :T
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Y'all niggas need to all just sit back, crack open a beer and watch Digimon. All this drama is making you look like a bunch of edgy teenagers. We're all adults here lets try and act that way.
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>>24026355
>But we are on /soc/.
Yeah, but it's not by choice...
Technically we are for hooking up, but not for real life hooking up, for pretend typefucking hooking up.

>>24026346
I got it. It sounds like a cute fantasy, I'm sure there are plenty of people who will be all over a nervous tomboy femdom.

As an aside, what is the etymology of "tomboy"?

>>24026357
You need to suck DigiDick. Do you think Gabumon has a knot? Or is he more of a crocodile thing?
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>>24026333
You bitched about Puffy and Buncha both today.
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>>24026373
Gabumon is a lizard dude in a fur suit, so my bets are on crocodile cock.
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>>24026346
Sorry for the grammar and sentence structure is shit because I'm bad at this. Any spelling or formate errors. Because I'm on my phone. It's extra frustrating. Sorry. Well in this fantasy you are an absolute virgin but I've had some experiences with girls and pretty much everyone assumes I'm Gay. But you are the most dweeby even in our nerd group. I'm the only one who's allowed to bully you and pick on you for it. Which I actually do a lot of. I'm a petite girl but you are a small guy which leaves our wrestling pretty much even.
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>>24026357
>mfw I initially heard this Digimon's name as Eatcockumon

But anyway, I agree. That or they should typefuck their problems out, but I don't think that's gonna happen here.
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>>24026373
That's fine if your not for rl hooking up. I didn't have any realistic hopes for that.
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>>24026398
Usually I'm pretty relaxed and in control around you. I actually like to bring you a along everywhere with me as if you are my personal pet. Usually you pretend as if you hate it but I just tell you I know you have nothing better to do.
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>>24026435
I know you secretly like me. I can tell you are super shy virgin by how you blush and squirm anytime anything remotely Sexual gets brought up . am I supposed to be playing with my clit while I type, or not this early on?
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>>24026461
Anon, please. You're making a grave mistake here.
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>>24026382
>Admittedly I forgot to say "yes, I know I do it to, but I shouldn't"
And you bitch about me right now! And drag the whole fucking thread into it because you're a whiny little shithead who hates me and can't just shut the fuck up about it, and instead you want to piss everyone off about how petty and salty you are!
How about you just leave the channel and you won't have to see my posts at all? Or at the very least don't bother the fucking thread about it, because I doubt many of the people here give a shit.

>>24026395
Yeah, but he's also a digital monster, so he could have a dolphin cock for all we know.

>>24026398
>>24026461
>>24026435
I pretty much got the jist of it. Again, people will probably be all over that. Just make a profile and get some art that isn't you. Most of us like anime art, so try Gelbooru or something.
Although I'd suggest not doing any of this on a phone.
Stop spelling out what you're looking for over several posts. We get it. Just make a profile.

>Usually I'm pretty relaxed and in control around you.
This is clearly the "roleplaying" part, as you spill your spaghetti all over the thread.
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>>24026492
N-no you spill spaghetti.. Please some one add me to Skype .
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>>24026492
I can feel your rage. Let it flow through you.
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>>24026512
I'm honestly not that enraged. You only bother me insofar as it bothers the thread, and I get the brunt of it because you're salty at me. I just think it's childish, but you know damned well I could go all day.
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>>24026511
Just rly lonely. I can mic talk and everything.
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>>24026523
It's funny, I'm about 80% certain I know who the guy vigorously trolling you is. I was actually prepared to tell you - and no, It's not Suzuka. Like, why would you even think that?

>but you know damned well I could go all day.
That's ... Kinda what he wants.

Poll came back, by the way. Results are practically even.
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>>24026561
First thread the shitposter implied they were salty over Werewolf.
Just who do you think it is, and what proof do you have?
At this point they're more trolling the rest of the thread than they are me.
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>>24026585
Eh, Good for em. I'm pretty sure I actually talked to them once or twice, although sadly you arn't entitled to know - Nor can you, seeing as how we'll be having each other blocked. Was more then prepared to tell you in our little chat though, keep it in mind.
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>>24026621
You seem to want a real-life hookup. I recomend finding another thread for this, since this is fantasy roleplaying - not actual real-world stuff.
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>>24026623
No you weren't. And even if you were, that doesn't entitle you to harass me. You probably have less thought than I do.

>>24026621
We don't care, this isn't the thread for that. I've repeatedly told you what you need to do. There are a bunch of other threads for that kind of thing. Shit, this is /soc/. You're decent looking. I promise you that if you post in a hook up thread you will find something. You may not feel great about it, but I have a sneaking suspicion you're drunk right now anyway.
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>>24026637
I'm not drunk. I don't drink. I'm stoned.. And I want the role play I described, I'd never be able to find a guy like that in a hook up thread. :( and I want thoughts behind the sex that's what's erotic. Not silly rubbing bodies together.
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>>24026186
>Actually I think she's on the fence
For the record.


>>24026647
Stoned, drunk, same thing.
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>>24007204
I google 'Fai' for the shits and giggles and find this. Neat. Who might you be?

>The salt level is delicious.
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>>24026743
>enjoys having a reputation as a shitlord
Well, you sound like a real winner.
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>>24026766
Nah, I just find it amusing people have an opinion on me when I don't actively talk to 99% of people unless we've scene'd 3-4 times. 'muh shitposting on /erp/ = how I treat my partners'.

But, I should probably just wait for whoever this person is responds before I derail everything like I do on /erp/.
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>>24026778
>brags about derailing
Yep, winner.
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>>24026783
>Bragging
I don't even know how to respond to that, because it's just so fuckin' retarded sounding.
>States fact
>Bragging
Goddamnit.
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>>24026783
Fai is the otherchan's Rory, except Fai embraces who they are.
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>>24026788
I guess I prefer my faggot shitheads to be a little ashamed.
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>>24026795
Come now, I'm full of shame. Just not when ti comes to shitposting.

Find me on a night I'm drunk, you'll be delighted with the self-loathing. I promise.
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>>24026801
Maybe you and Rory and the rest of the derailing shitheads can drink yourselves to a blackout together and spare the rest of us.
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>fall asleep for an hour
>wake up
>fall asleep again an hour later only to wake up again
If this is gonna keep happening all night long I'm just gonna kill myself or something
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>>24026822
>Just noticed their's IDs here.
>Ctrl + F's with fingers crossed.
>Damn it they didn't make any other posts.

Fuck I thought I could leave here.
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>>24026831
I sleep in spurts like that sometimes too, been aggressively trying to stop that to some success though.
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>Fai is now in the /soc/ threads
And I thought we couldn't get any worse...
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>>24026881
Don't worry, I don't like posting on chan boards more than /erp/, I just came to shit post until that poster from earlier tells me who they are~. I'll be outta your hair soon.
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>>24026831
>Holy shit Aoi porn exists
Who?
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>>24026885
Aoi Hidaka from Dancouga Nova
There was a running joke on /m/ that dancouga has absolutely no porn, and until recently it was actually true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LTQGV4l6a8
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>>24026885
There's a thing called iqdb.org
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>>24026883
I doubt they will so I'll just leave you two to it.

>>24026737
>Okay Buncha, Pestering you to dump something both personal and sensitive wasn't a good move, and Keylime should feel terrible for almost blackmailing you the way she did. Now get the fuck out of the threads already.
Lilys her own woman who can decide what she thinks for herself. I said I'd try to keep the fighting until after a thread was made unbumpable ... and you did a good job fucking that up. Also: One job.
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>>24027050
Bunchacrunch, she did decide. Are you implying I forged that or something? I already gave you your apology.
Also, you do realize that we "pestered" you at the time because we didn't hate you and wanted to encourage you to be a less shitty person, right?
You're driving people to want to *actually* blackmail you right now simply because you're being a horrible person and we want nothing to do with you. We no longer care if you think poorly of us, or think that the SJW conspiracy is out to get you. We want you gone.
Christ, you keep bullshitting to your therapist about me. How have they not told you to cut this shit out?
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In fact, can I just dump the log of our last conversation?
>F-Chat Log: bloodstained ruin, Wed Jul 06 2016 18:30:54 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
You don't mind, do you?
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>someone was shitty/someone called me shitty
>obvious reason to be as shitty as possible, that will show them!
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>>24027359
I do, actually. Please don't. I'm staying out of the threads now because you're right, I did promise Lily something and unlike you, I try to make good at them.
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>>24027406
We'll see.
Also, I don't even make promises. I intentionally do my damnedest to treat promises as if they're being given to a faerie or will otherwise bite me in the ass.
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>people spending another one of those threads arguing with each other for dozens of posts

And some people wonder why these threads keep dying.
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>>24027427
Hayao Miyazaki was right. These threads were a mistake.
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>>24026049
Thank you for the advice.

On that note. Would anyone mind sharing their logs? I'd like to read up on some erp. Preferably more towards the vanilla side of things. [spoiler]But rape and monstersex are fine too. [/spoiler]
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>>24027461
As far as logs on hand go I have this snippet that I shared a couple months ago. I keep pretty much all of my logs, but, asking for permission to share them and formatting them for upload happens a bit more rarely. Ah well, sooner or later I'll get it done.
http://pastebin.com/tGK9H3qW
Contains: Anime, OCs, puns, a little bit of footgear stuff. Not the full log, I want to finish up the whole story arc it's a part of before I collect it all together. Home stretch...
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>>24027461
http://pastebin.com/u/aspel
http://pastebin.com/u/aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/molly_leisel
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What's a good bookmark to view ratio?
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>>24027641
That's not something you should really even worry about, because it's not something that matters. All that matters is whether you get the play that you want or not.
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>>24027641
For comparison's sake, this would be a pretty horrible one.
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>>24027765
This is one I have atm
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>>24027461
Here's some really really really gay things. Really gay. Super gay.

http://pastebin.com/ARjtuVGY
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>>24027865
Did someone say G A Y?

http://pastebin.com/W8RJG9fQ
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>>24027901
>G A Y
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Made an account, think I should start with a canon character or an OC?
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>>24028233
The only advice I have is that you'll have a somewhat different audience depending on which way you go.
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Godda2882 | 20/male/Belgium | Huge cock in need of sexy horny girls to be sucked and sexted to
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>>24028318
Wrong place for that, bro. Read the OP. We make fictional characters and have them fuck other fictional characters here, or alternatively we partake in some teenage drama.
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>>24028233
Canon characters are dumb and bad. Use their art to make your OCs.
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>>24020446
>>24025329
So you baited him into some sociopolitik talk and got him banned by reporting his anti-sjw opinions.

Pretty smooth manipulation for an autist like you.
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[11:40] Abbey Renshaw: Rory I really think I don't want you in my game
[11:50] Dark Realms Liliana: Kel, you make it hard to want to be in the game when any question is treated as hostility.

Well if it makes you stop wanting to be in a game that doesn't want you, it must be working!
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>>24028595
What I love is that he flat out said, "Chosen not being allowed only makes me want to be one." He flat out knows Kel doesn't want it in the game so he wants to push and prod and needle his way into being one because why not be the world's biggest asshole?
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>>24026382
And also Eilie.
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>>24026788
Fai also posts less so they're winning over this thread.
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>>24028618
Fai also is less of a nuissance to /erp/ than Rory is to /erpg/. Fai 2016.
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>>24028608
Holy hell the shouting match just now was hilarious.

I'm gonna pastebin it.
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How do i git gud at ERP?
I personly think I'm 'serviceable' until I'm done.
Then I'm drawing nothing but blanks
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>>24028629
Here it is, what it means to be rory's "friend" and how he reacts to any digression from his demands

http://pastebin.com/2QYxGABf
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>>24028643
You missed the best part! Where he goes, "I know you don't want this in your game, but why specifically can't I do the thing you don't want me to do?" When as a GM if players don't consult him for each and every step of character creation he gets mad and kicks them out of the game for not doing what he wants.
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>>24028652
I just focused on the immediate flip out.
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/Maxwell_Darkheart/
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Kyle%20A%20Darkheart/
>https://www.f-list.net/c/darkheart%20reborn
>This edgelord's approached my character three times on three separate profiles, thinking I'm not wise to him.
>Sent the first two in notes within a couple days of eachother when I was away
>Might have actually played with both profiles if I didn't notice the creepy 'Darkheart' connection
>Sent the last just now IC in a note, trying to force an RP
>"Ooo what a beauty... " a man stands in the darkest of shadows where his body could not be seen. "You shall make a perfect pet. Hahaha i may come for you soon. Once my body as fully formed. Be ready young one." The man laughts then his voice fades away in till he was gone.

How do I find these people?
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>>24028656
You should pick up smoking.
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>>24028685
Took me a while to realize what you meant by that, then I saw his sole No on each profile.
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>>24028656
Beat that ignore button like a whore that isn't bringing you enough money.
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>>24028656

Have you considered trying to out edge them?
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>>24028712
Oh sure, I'll just play some Evanescence while taking drags on cigarettes and doing masochistic things while moaning about muh pain of living.

Sounds like the perfect idea actually.
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>>24028554
Baited?. I mean, yes, "at least if he harasses me in PM I can report him" was a fallback, but he's never exactly needed any sort of prompting to spam this shit. I think he honestly believes he was banned for being white.

>>24028595
>>24028608
>>24028629
>>24028643
>>24028652
>>24028654
You conveniently left out the part that I asked a question and was repeatedly given an answer to a different question.
But I've given up on expecting people like you to care about context.
>as a GM if players don't consult him for each and every step of character creation he gets mad and kicks them out of the game for not doing what he wants.
Well, gee, I like when players consult me and ask me questions, so I'm... consulting the GM and asking questions!

Unfortunately no one seems to understand that the answer I'm getting is not to the question that I asked.

>>24028706
>>24028685
Cute.

>>24028656
>>Might have actually played with both profiles if I didn't notice the creepy 'Darkheart' connection
Why.
Also:
>Any kind of woman

>>24028712
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS
It doesn't work.
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>>24028738
>DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS
It doesn't work.

I don't know. Maybe it would work? Like, next time he shows up as some shadowy figure they could utterly humiliate them in a single attack using their "darkness flame" bullshit or whatever. Then mock the guy for being so weak and not worth their time.

At the very least it could be worth a giggle.
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>>24028767
And then he begs to cum on your feet.
I beat Fox Chris and emasculated him in detail.
It turned him on and he asked to Friend me.
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>>24028738
>Why.

The second one in particular didn't seem so bad until I put it in context with the other.

>>24028767
>Humiliate him with a single attack
>"Heh... Nothin personnel, kid."

I love it.

>>24028783
>Fox Chris

Don't remind me of that guy, please. Please? I still have nightmares.
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>>24028792
>Don't remind me of that guy, please. Please? I still have nightmares.
It's a cautionary tale. HEED MY WARNING.

There's also the time I did a castration and gore scene to someone who didn't seem to get that my ST profile wasn't actually for play, and I decided to freak them out.
http://pastebin.com/ZU0rySka
That didn't work, but they were actually pretty cool, so it was okay.

>>24028643
>>24028595
Assuming it's not too late to do so, can you just delete this? I get that you hate me and don't mind shitting up the thread, and that's cool and all, but my friends would really rather not get dragged into this kind of thing.
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>>24028824
>my friends
These zingers of yours man, top tier stuff!
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>>24021195
please don't post my conversations with people. I was high when this happened and I don't feel like dealing with it ever again.

But I will. I've had this argument before. I'll have it again. But please, let me make it worse for me instead of having other people make it worse.
>>
>>24016615
>>24016959
>>24019013
Ivan here, please don't use me as ammo in your endless bitchfights. I don't appreciate my name getting dragged into bullshit I'm not even involved in.
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>>24028917
Ivan why won't you let me suck your dick?
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>>24028856
Yes. This may surprise you, but arguing with people doesn't mean you don't like them.
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>>24028936
.... that is not at all what he said.
>>
Wow.

Letting these threads live past /tg/ was a mistake.
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>>24028623
#FaiFaiFaiFai
Someone tell the poster to come back so I can stop watching this shit. How the fuck does /erp/ avoid this god awful fuckin' drama?

The f-list furry thread on otherchan has it, this place has it, but FUCKING SOMEHOW we don't deal with some of the most autistic bullshit I've ever seen in my life.

>Causually waits for Rory to tell me to shut up and that no one cares so I can giggle at his sperging autistic fits some more.
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>>24028907
>>24028917
So he just went and bawwed to you all?

Top stuff indeed, >>24028856, top stuff.
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>>24028952
Joining rooms owned by /tg/ Chat's banlist was a mistake.
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>>24028952
Same.

I just want these threads to be about /erp/ and not about bitchfits.
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>>24028960
>but FUCKING SOMEHOW we don't deal with some of the most autistic bullshit
I dunno, they deal with you.
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>>24028738
For most players, "Because the GM doesn't want it in the game" is answer enough. You just want to be a contrarian and do the things people don't want because why not be a shitter?
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>>24028967
No, someone in a room I actually do frequent mentioned that my name was being brought up here.
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>>24028978
>Implying I shit post on this grand of a scale for literally days
I mean, if I get someone like Rory responding to me sure. But.. Most of the time the other party gets bored loooooooooong before this. How much of the thread is dedicated to their schpeel now?

Bitching threads are the only place I treat like my dumping ground this badly ffs.
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>>24028968
I avoid the /erpg/ channel like the plague.

>>24028973
Yeah. I miss where I could whip up a character, post it and get feedback on what people thought. Or maybe even do the unthinkable and actually find someone to roleplay with.

Instead, it's the same handful of people whining and complaining about their stupid fucking channel drama.

Of course, to this point I'm just shitposting so...
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>>24028932
I told you, blowjob scenes are boring to write from the receiving end.
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>>24029003
>I avoid the /erpg/ channel like the plague.
Smart.

> Or maybe even do the unthinkable and actually find someone to roleplay with.
I'm doing that on /trash/
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>>24029003
>I miss where I could whip up a character, post it and get feedback on what people thought. Or maybe even do the unthinkable and actually find someone to roleplay with.
>Instead, it's the same handful of people whining and complaining about their stupid fucking channel drama.
That's certainly why I don't post in these threads anymore.

I disliked F-List drama back in the /tg/ threads, but at least back then we got enough curious new people actually posting profiles, discussing, setting up roleplays, etc. to drown it out.
>>
>>24029003
>actually roleplaying
How crass.
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>>24029033
>I'm doing that on /trash/

I looked at the ERP threads in /trash/ and they don't seem to be about actual ERP .

JUST LIKE THIS THREAD HO HO HO HO HO
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>>24029033
>/trash
I'll need to look into that.

>>24029041
At least /tg/chat drama was amusing. For example, this picture.

>>24029046
I like RPing. I just... dunno. I'm tired and grumpy, constantly.
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>>24029056
>JUST LIKE THIS THREAD HO HO HO HO HO
You say that like it's a joke
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>>24029065
>For example, this picture.
What list was that? Or is that what the filename describes?
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>>24029066
>You say that like it's a joke

It is!
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>>24029056
Well they are about fifty percent erp still.
Which is much more than this.
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>>24029065
>tired and grumpy, constantly
That doesn't sound nice.
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>>24029072
A catboy with a fetish for breeding had a profile centered around the kittens he'd given various girls.

Link, if you're interested: https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20litter%20of%20kittens/
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>>24029080
Oh, is that Tuplet?

I remember him being a pretty cool guy, way back in the day.
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>>24029077
It's not. Turns out being an adult is terrible.
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>>24029076
Also the people there seem to actually like each other and have fun. At least from my extremely cursory glances anyways.
>>
>>24029083
Yup. And Tup was/is pretty great.
>>
>>24029087
>and have fun
They definitely have more lively energy than people here, yea.

Even the people considered shitposters (Lord Dominator for example) still RP.
>>
>>24029085
I guess. Well here's hoping you find RP and a solution to your grump.
>>
>>24029089
Does he still do stuff? I finally have female profiles now; maybe I'll look him up.
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>>24029093
Finding RP is the easy part. Being in the mood is the hard part.

And of course, on my day off, f-list is "closed"

>>24029096
Couldn't hurt to send a note. Worst that happens is that there is never a reply.
>>
>>24029092
>the people actually RP
That's like, half the reason I don't keep up with these threads anymore. Basically nobody here plays anymore. The one time I actually tried playing in the thread everyone told us we were being obnoxious fucks and to leave :^)

>>24029108
I'm sure it'll work out.
>>
>>24029108
>And of course, on my day off, f-list is "closed"
Eh?
>>
>>24028917
Sorry boss
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>>24029123
F-List is down for maintenance tomorrow.
>>
>>24029142
Oh, you meant specifically tomorrow? I thought you meant that F-List went down on the weekends or something, which is... not the case.
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>>24029123
They are doing maintenance on f-list at 2pm EST.

I'm trying to decide if there is an alternative I should look into for the day. Halfway considering making a discord server to be deleted after the day, but that sounds like effort.
>>
>>24029003
>Yeah. I miss where I could whip up a character, post it and get feedback on what people thought. Or maybe even do the unthinkable and actually find someone to roleplay with.
I mean, you still -can- do that, it may be a bit crowded in the thread with bullshit but it'll still be there

>>24029065
On the one hand, profile play can get pretty cringey in some cases. On the other hand, if somebody on an ERP website ERP'ing with somebody else upsets you, that's on you. Not like it's a slave/bitchbroken list, those are the worst.

>>24029096
Think he's still on hiatus technically, but he's not dead by any measure at least.
>>
>>24029080
Was >>24029065 talking about you?
>>
>>24029386
We never found out who it was talking about.
>>
>>24028640
Practice, Practice.
Get feedback and add to your creative writing chops by reading as well.
>>
>>24026357
Speaking of edgy teenagers and Digimon, somewhere in the back of my mind I've always been tempted to make a goofy nerd character with the Commandramon line as their Digimon partner. I don't know jack shit about Digimon as a whole though, I'm not sure I've even finished a single damn season besides the first.

Plus, I should also probably stop whimsically making characters since I don't play any of them enough.
>>
>Your bookmark, Sexual Image Hub, has deleted their character. 15h, 40m ago
Damn. I hadn't finished with that.
>>
F list is fucked up I cant create a profile literally. its def the sites fault and not mine
>>
How do I ERP as a female? Can anyone post some logs for inspiration?

Not write/roleplay as a female. But you know, like how to describe a female orgasm and stuff like that.

I would also appreciate any tips on ERPing well as a submissive too.
>>
>>24030883
Pics or it didn't happen

>>24030916
Just make shit up, 95% of the site's population has never had sex anyways. Just use adjectives of awesome and pleasure over and over and you should be fine.
>>
>>24030883
I just created a character so it's very unlikely it's the site's fault. But if you want our help, you'll have to be more specific. Otherwise we're stuck having to guess what the problem is exactly.

For all we know, you're confusing creating an account with creating a profile, a common mistake for beginners.
>>
>>24030916
You know you can google this stuff, right?
It's actually worth your time. I quite enjoyed reading people's descriptions of what it felt like to be cummed inside.
>>
Now who here is gonna suck my cock
>>
>>24031015
I might be up for it
>>
>>24030916
Lots of girl RP here http://pastebin.com/u/molly_liesel
>>
Why do some people think rubbing a Thesaurus in my face equals good play? I don't care how many ways you can say "breast" or "eye", it doesn't make you a good writer!

Fuck!
>>
>>24031221
Would not have figured that was you.
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>>24031304
It's not me.
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>>24030916
>Can anyone post some logs for inspiration?
See >>24027505
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>>24030916
I'm going to give you the same advice someone gave me for roleplaying something with a dick.

Do some basic googling on the sensations and biology, and then just wing it. Odds are your partner isn't going to question it.
>>
>>24030883
Are you still looking for /gfd/ stuff?
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>>24031890
Plus, even if they have that anatomy they're probably not going to know how it works (especially if they're American). There's an entire episode of Orange is the New Black about that.
>>
>>24031934
And even if they know how it works, this is F-List. Unrealism and exaggeration is the name of the game.
>>
>>24028783
>>24028792
I found the logs
http://pastebin.com/Xwkgpv3Q
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>>24032117
Another example of thinking doing something on their No list would make someone stop
http://pastebin.com/9tsHUTTg
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>>24026788
>except Fai embraces who they are.
So does rory.
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Does femanons play Age of Conan? And if so do you play on Crom would love to get some RP doesn't need to be ERP but wouldn't complain if it happened lol.
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>>24032117
I lost it when you made him felch someone else's cum out, and he tried to turn it around to have himself cum inside you and make some other human do it.

I know the guy's German, but he's absolutely atrocious to play with. I wish I saved my own logs now, but frankly I wanted to scrub all memory of that RP from my mind. It took a lot of my will to even read logs involving that guy, but thank you.
>>
>>24032384
That's the thing. He brought up the cum, I just rolled with it.
>[09:31] Fox Chris: *he growls and slowly start to lick over her pussy with his rough tongue* i dont like you *he push his tongue as deep as he can in her body* irgg that taste like male cum *spit on the floor*
I assume he was trying to say the pussy tasted like cum? I don't even know.
>iggggg fishy
>>
>>24032384
This dude sounds like aids in RP form...
>>
>>24032492
Yeah, I was wondering how it came about. Thought some posts were left out or something by how it was written in.

>>24032493
He is.
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>>24032493
That's not fair at all.

At least with aids, you might have had a satisfying sexual experience.
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>Woke up incredibly horny craving some /ss/ as a mother
>Site is down
So
fucking
horny
>>
>Every promising match is awake while you sleep and asleep while you're awake
>Can never catch the ONE person you really want to just spend a week typefucking

Why live
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>>24032600
Lol true I will give you that.
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