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Let's have an ideal mate thread. Describe your ideal partner

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Let's have an ideal mate thread. Describe your ideal partner and yourself and share some contact info.

Her:
>18-22
>white
>lives in the UK
>athletic or skinny/thin or curvy
>no tattoos or piercings
>dark hair
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>not extremely into anime or manga and weeb stuff in general
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>somewhat shy
>prefers to stay indoors
>doesn't use excessive makeup
>clingy, obsessive/posessive
>has some interesting hobbies or job
>not a vegetarian or a radical feminist
>preferably a virgin and sexually inexperienced but the less partners she had the better
>kinky with high or medium sex drive
>believes in soulmates
>doesn't smoke
>assertive and somewhat dominant personality
>doesn't mind taking charge
>loves travelling and will travel with me
>knows what she wants in life and can take care of herself
>wouldn't mind a relationship or a LDR

Me:
>white
>20
>live in the UK
>125lbs and 5'11, medium build
>green eyes and no glasses
>not really muscular but not a skeleton either
>long thick hair
>young looking and not extremely manly, maybe somewhat feminine
>currently working full time and going to study from september
>financially independent
>really funny and easy to get along with i crack jokes all the time with my friends
>bit shy at first and introverted but i also like going out with my friends when i can
>love writing, reading and anything history related as well as intellectual discussions
>i play games frequently but not a total nerd or spend my time playing games 24/7
>fluent in two languages
>romantic
>don't care much about sex and want intimacy and emotional bonding instead
>love cuddling
>loyal and honest i don't like arguing
>bit shy at first
>i listen to any music genre
>no piercings or tattoos
>i dont do drugs or smoke and only drink socially
>not religious
>love travelling and frequently travel every year

Kik: atazs
Skype: assman300 (dumb name i know)
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My ideal mate would be a girl who will wait until marriage for sex and wants a large family (4+ kids) and will stay at home with them.

Looks aren't really important as long as she's not obese. It's the family values that matter.
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Someone who listens to:

David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Joy Division, Nirvana, Metallica, The Cure, Slint, Depeche Mode, Opeth, Tool, Death, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Swans, Lou Reed, Alice in Chains, Nick Cave, Faith No More, Isis, Electric Wizard, Burzum, Morbid Angel, Soundgarden, Dead Can Dance, Ulver, The Chameleons, Mastodon, Neurosis, Atheist, Coil, Nico, Mr. Bungle, Edge of Sanity, Akira Yamaoka, The Sound, 16 Horsepower, Deftones, David Sylvian, Have a Nice Life, Ephel Duath, Tiamat, Moonsorrow, Oneohtrix Point Never, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Flower Travellin' Band, Strapping Young Lad, Einstürzende Neubauten, Scott Walker, Godflesh, Bohren & der Club of Gore, Cult of Luna, Katatonia, The Damned, Voivod, Negură Bunget, Rosetta, The Gathering, Arcturus, Bauhaus, Paradise Lost, Black Flag, Sleep, Type O Negative, The Sisters of Mercy, Warning, Killing Joke, Deathspell Omega, Ministry, Jay Munly, Mad Season, Prodigy, Meshuggah, The God Machine, Kino, Fields of the Nephilim, Henry Rollins Band, The Angelic Process, Moonspell, Melvins, Fear Factory, Tenhi, Armia, Woven Hand, Cocteau Twins, Dir en grey, etc.
>Skype:
la.furra.darketa
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>>23990809
Me:
> 20
> white
> Ausfag
> uni student
> 6ft 1
> dark hair
> skinny
> 6 inch cock
> dom
> play guitar
> like watching pro wrestling and late 80s early 90s post hardcore

Her:
> redhead
> 5ft 3-7
> arty
> cooks (so we can do it together It's one of my favorite hobbies)
> outdoorsy
> nice smile

Inb4 no responses
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A qt grill that lives in Mexico pls
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Her:
>kind of cute
>skinny
>pale
>loves video games
>into weeb shit, won't judge me for having anime figurines
>pref KV like me but kek doesn't exist
>sleepy all the time
>willing to dye their hair cute colors
>will eat my cooking
>would rather stay comfy inside than do anything
>likes to cuddle
>mentally ill
>will be mean to people with me
>won't mind if I steal and smell her clothes
>willing to do an LDR and just skype call all day

Me:
>loser
>tired all the time
>look like an anime character apparently
>stupidly depressed
>stay up until 3 am shitposting to the metal gear rising soundtrack
>play too much bloodborne (or used to a few weeks ago)
>basically touchless virgin
>not ugly just shy as shit and terrified of people
>work a job where i can just chill all day
>just want someone to talk to, I'm so lonely and have basically no one


skype:
>funwithdespair

I sound very boring and I probably am I'm just lonely as fuck asdgfhjkl
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Me:
>Male
>30
>179cm / ~5'11?
>Chubby but working on it
>Broad shoulders
>Hairy body
>Long wavy light-brown hair
>Blue eyes
>Play video games, read books
>Metal as fuck
>Anxiety

Dreamgirl:
>Female
>Over the age of consent
>Nordic

throwaway email: [email protected]
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>>23990840
I'm 5'0 and my hair is dyed ginger-ish, does that count? No? Okay :(
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>>23991118
Sorry lass but I'd feel like a giant. Maybe if you had a great ass too and played vidya but I doubt it.
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For her I'd love a shy dork. Someone who I can weeb/vidya/read with. I also love to hike so I'd love if she would come along with me for that. Also a complete romantic (it wouldn't work if just one of us was one). I'd also like her to be dominant or a switch. I also want her to be open with me, if somethings bugging her I'd want her to talk to me ASAP.

In terms of looks it's more variable. I'm a sucker for short hair. I also very much like the idea of flat ass and no chest. Preferably skinny. Skin colour doesn't matter that much. I also like to think of her with glasses, and possibly acne (maybe I just like awkward looking girls).

Jesus fucking Christ I'm demanding.

Kik is dannyabels1
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>>23991118
I haven’t posted here yet but I’m interested. More about yourself?
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>>23991156
Apparently my butt is pretty nice and I do play vidya, but only stuff like Truck Sim and Civ, because I have the reaction time of a stoned sloth
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>>23991222
What would you like to know? :)
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>>23991189
What you're looking for is a teenage boy, from that description
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>>23991189
Me. Canadian. 21. Ginger. In uni. Kinda skinny. Complete sucker for romance. 6'2. I love to read, play videogames, and weeb out. I'm rather awkward and shy. Bad at talking to people. Green eyes. Cuddling is amazing, and I'm a bit clingy (I swear I try not to be). I also over think things like mad.
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>>23991230
I know right? This would be so much easier if I was gay.
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>>23991227
Age, interests, what you’re looking for. To start? I’m not that picky and I’ve had trouble thinking about what my ideal mate would even be haha
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Her:

-20-25
-Skinny/slim/average, not overweight
-Height doesn't matter but preferably on the short side
-Dark hair
-Cynical, very sarcastic, doesn't get offended easily
-Not a super girly girl (but feminine of course). Not one of those "netflix and pizza and and emojis xD" girls
-Likes teasing and can handle banter, playing pranks on each other, etc
-Likes artsy shit
-Little bit of an edgelord
-Has some sort of hobby/interest that she gets excited to ramble on about
-Has at least a slight sense of fashion
-Has at least some kinks (can't be dominant though)
-Isn't an SJW
-Not a fucking drunk or a druggie
-Not a total weeb
-Would rather just stay in and watch movies than go out and party
-Not against the idea of a long distance relationship, but one of us would have to close the distance in time obviously

Me:
-20
-Dark hair/dark eyes, stubble, skinny as shit, sunken cheeks, circles under eyes etc basically a hungry skelly
-My personality is pretty much how I described my ideal girl, sarcastic, cynical, assertive, dark sense of humor, etc
-Work as a photographer
-Go to school for photography and art history
-Skateboard
-Shitpost on /fa/ a lot
-Sleep all day
-Basically a total degenerate

I'm honestly not good at describing myself if you want to know about me then just ask for my contact info
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>>23991247
I'm 20, English

I like travelling, hiking, reading, games, films and TV, cars, shopping and pretending I know more about things than I really do
Honestly I've got no idea what I'm here for, I'm not looking for a relationship or anything
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>>23990809
Her
>18-25
>Latina or Asian
>was born in whatever country her family is from, therefore English is her second language
>athletic, thin or legit curvy
>between 5' and 5'5
>long, dark hair, straight or somewhat curly
>good sense of humor/doesn't get offended easily by jokes
>few or no tattoos
>doesn't wear makeup except for on special occasions
>not a tomboy, but does like more guy stuff than the average girl
>likes video games, whether she's really into them or just likes to play sometimes
>same with anime/manga
>either non-religious or religious but not too serious about it
>does something regularly for exercise (preferably martial arts)
>good cook
>outgoing, smart and funny
>trusting, doesn't get nosy
>always up for an adventure and trying new things in general
>doesn't have to have super interesting job, but nothing boring like a regular office job
>not a feminist/SJW
>assertive in bed, but not dominant

Me
>23
>mixed black/Italian/Native American
>born and raised in NJ, currently live in FL
>look Hispanic, most people think I'm Puerto Rican
>long hair, always in a ponytail
>manlet
>athletic build
>shy, but very loud and talkative with friends
>learning Spanish
>do martial arts (Muay Thai and boxing) and lifting for exercise
>video games are main hobby
>have degree in forensics
>bartender
>can cook very few things
>stay inside most of the time (would like to go out more often but no friends here)
>a bit timid in bed at first until we start really getting into it

Can't think of much else for either off the top of my head. Ask for contact info if interested.
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She would be
>20+
>5ft+
>Any hair color is fine
>Slim/skinny, average, or fit. Don't be an unhealthy slob
>Highish libido, very submissive
>In college, working, or doing something ultimately productive. If you have no goals or no passion, I'm not interested. You don't have to be in STEM or some rocket scientist, but pursue something
>Mature but not uptight and serious every second of the day
>Talkative, willing to share interests and ramble about passions
>"Nerdy" -- into technology, games, etc
>Open minded and will be open to trying new things
>Healthy, possibly into fitness/exercise

I am
>29
>Male
>6'5
>Fit
>Short brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, and a clean shave
>Huge dick
>High libido and dominant
>Extremely, extremely passionate. I'll talk your fucking ears off about what I love and hate
>Blunt, as I'd rather be honest and direct than lie and beat around the bush
>Old-school republican, very slightly conservative with liberal values
>Work full time
>I love technology and DIY
>Primarily game on PC. More of an RPG, RTS/4X, and MMO guy
>etc

My kik is whyamievendoingthis
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My dream guy would play DotA and Gaia's Retaliation with me, understand most of my references, never bash any of my interests and would enjoy being outdoors, hiking and running and such.


I'm a sci-fi nerd who loves to read, bake and run. I always play supports, rarely drink coffee but never sleep more than 6 hours, and usually consume some kind of pop culture every day.
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>>23991288
You seem like you would be fun to talk to. I’m actually traveling right now, on a roadtrip with some of my friends. I’ve been looking for cool people to talk to during trip downtime. Do you want to exchange contact info?
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>>23990809
Me
>21, UK, m
>about 6'2"
>about to start an MSc
>love to read
>love being romantic, especially in winter (cuddles by the fire, snow pick-nicks etc.)
>really into music (playing and listening)
>a bit of a hippie (forgiveness and compassion are best virtues)
>also have a stupid side
>enjoys walking places
>will cook for anyone
>do have something of a high sex drive (not too vanilla either)

I'm just looking for someone who is calm, kind and has a great sense of humor; someone I can hold in bed on a cold night whilst the wind howls outside. Someone who is happy to open up to me and be opened up to. Preferrably female but I'm open to anyone.

Kik: DeludedMarxist
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>>23991288
Where have you traveled to?
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Me:

>Male
>6'2"
>165-175 lbs
>skinny or dad bod (not sure)
>Brown hair (ex blonde but changed color over time)
>Blue eyes
>Shy, but can become dominant. But then again, it goes two ways here.
>Loves funny everything! I like laughing and finding funny situations throughout the day. It gets me through.

(ideal, meaning it's so hard to find and only exists in muh dreamz)

Her:
>Asian, nice, caring, clingy.
>Makes jokes about me
>Cuddle puddle all the time
>Lets me cook for her
>Likes to lay in the field flowers and make plans about life
>bike rides
>Loves flowers
>Loves doggy and kitties
>Likes to laugh
>Understands I have a sensitive side
>I'll be there for you like Rick Astley.
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Me:
Single professional, has my shit together.

Her:
Single professional, has her shit together

I guess it's all downhill after that
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Her
>18 and up
>dosent take anything too seriously
>has general life philosophy and likes to talk
>has some future goals
>likes dark humor
>isint easily offended
>doesn't have tatoos but like them

Me
18, latin/english parents. Around 140lbs. 6'1 of man
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Me
>5"11 160lbs
>Hair body
>Long blonde hair, lip ring
>Nerdy af. PC games, tabletop roleplaying, ect ect
>Dark humour, self-depreciating humour, everything is jokable or nothing is
>Canada
>Green Eyes
>Sarcastic yet wierdly sentimental
>Affection is cool
>High-ish sex drive

Him
>Hairless is big +
>Slim is big +
>Matching styles of humour
>At least mildly intelligent (Don't lie)
>Below 27 years old
>Hair/eye colour doesn't matter, longer hair tends to be a plus
>Really prefer Canada but w/e
>Gamer or at the very least be able to appreciate that's what I love
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>>23992434
i'll bite, i'm 5'10 but usa
hmu on skype: buitron3
or kik: rhinn88
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Me
>26/M/Kansas City
>6'3
>big guy 4u but I have been losing weight (I am about 255, I was 290 at the start of the year)
>beard, short black hair, brown eyes
>half-white half-Mexican, look more white than Mexican
>bilingual (English/Spanish)
>agnostic
>some body hair but I'm not a gorilla
>really funny
>have my own apartment and vehicle
>have a white collar job
>don't smoke, drink sometimes, don't do drugs
>love sports, vidya games, reading, writing and cooking
>no kids, never married
>into some kinky stuff, I'm pretty dominant
>I enjoy discussing politics and current events
>Skype: yumboyack90 email: ks66502@gmail

Her
>18-26 and reasonably close to Kansas City
>don't really care about her height, tall or short or average is fine with me
>has a good sense of humor and gets my sense of humor
>has a good attitude (I can't be with a total bitch)
>at least kinda has her shit together
>I like girls who aren't like other girls but don't feel the need to tell others all about it, if that makes sense
>intelligence is hot
>girls who are constantly glued to their phones/social media are not hot
>no kids
>she isn't a heavy smoker or an alcoholic, don't care if she smokes pot every once in awhile
>I am a boob guy but I like everything about the female form
>sexually submissive, though I don't mind switching up roles every once in awhile
>I don't think I have a type but looking back on it I have dated lots of blondes
>ideally white, Hispanic or Asian
>I don't care about your religion as long as you aren't obnoxious about it
>looking for something serious (I am too)
>honest and loyal (wouldn't ask for this if I wasn't also honest and loyal)
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It's a little old. I'm 27 now.
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>>23992434
Are you a dude or a chick
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She:

>has the guts to pursue her dreams with or without me; enjoys sharing those passions
>respects her health, exercises regularly (or wants to do so)
>recognizes that appearance matters (at least in public)
>enjoys Netflix and comfort food
>also enjoys going outside - park dates, museums, hiking, small trips
>can do basic planning and organizing without my input
>enjoys reading and talking about books
>loves games of all sorts, plays to win
>isn't above taunting the competition and talking smack, all in good fun of course (OR IS IT?!)
>realistic, even cynical worldview but tries to see the good in people
>smiles like she means it, laughs easily
>clever; can thrive on my alternating cold sarcasm/goofy humor
>okay with a terrible but very enthusiastic dance partner
>secretly a hopeless romantic
>just kidding, she's a deep, tormented soul and only I can save her from her dark past
>just kidding about just kidding
>appreciates family
>paints her nails with bumblebees or some other doodad
>understands the linguistic intricacies of the term 'doodad'
>she knows the small things can make all the difference
>no nicotine or hard drugs; weed is fine

>shorter is better, at least shorter than me
>I like many different body types; I'm more attracted to pleasant proportions
>I like bright hair colors, dyed or natural: shiny brown, bold black, happy blonde, fire red, peppy purple, etc
>no large sleeve/torso tattoos; no ear gauges
>sexually, generally submissive but comfortable communicating her needs
>enjoys erotic massage, oral sex, trying out new positions

>lives in the northeast US, within driving distance

Me:

>26/male, white, green eyes, dirty blond hair, beard, 6'0", slender-toned body type
>I'd rate myself a solid 6
>calm, intellectual, protective
>in pharmacy school
>I love to write and I'd like to do that full time someday

>Aladdin is the best Disney movie, if you disagree, you're wrong.
>No, Up is a Pixar movie, those are different categories.

>Kik: star_rider01
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Me
> a slightly overweight, beardy, ginger from Wilmington Delaware with bad depression and anxiety

my ideal mate:
> short, brown hair, cute and loud, and shares a million interests with me
> is an excellent kisser
> name is nicole
> is willing to give me another try after one bad date. I'll try to not be such an anxious beta asperger loser fuck who makes awful awkward jokes and can barely string two sentences together because I really like you and I'm nervous as fuck.
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>>23992993
That's charming
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>>23992993
This is cute. Nicole, give him another chance.
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>>23991223
Hm, ok. Add me on kik:zealouszmb
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Ideal Male:

>Tallish (5'10"+)
>Bulky (Likes bulking + working out is a massive +)
>Sexually dominant
>Likes to shitpost, banter, and joke around
>Emotionally supportive of my graduate schooling
>Likes to play video games (League, Overwatch, DotA)
>Can hold a conversation

Me:
>White
>Male
>Work/Study in Medical. Biochem graduate
>Golden medium length hair, green eyes
>Very loyal, honest, submissive
>Like to joke around a lot and be relaxed, am very laid back and chill at heart
>Romantic
>Speak 3 languages

err just ask if wanna know more, or ask if you want contact.
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>>23992405
forgot

>kik:
devilsbubble

>Skype
StyxMercer

>Steam http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067039165/
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Me:
>mix of allot of things, white, latin, asian.
>18
>6"3
>not thin but not fat. I take care of myself.
>brown eyes black hair
>love banter and screwing around
>like cooking
>into weeb shit but to certain extent (i just watch the shit)
>open to new things
>very dominant
>been told i have a good voice for pillow talk and just overall sexy sounding
>watch movies and shows often
>passionate and honest
>shy to a certain extent but when i open up i'm a pretty outgoing kind of guy
>pretty lazy at times getting me to clean shit takes time etc
>I love making people laugh and being funny to see those smiles and shit. girls look prettiest with a smile after all.
>loyal, honest, i'd even say too honest, i'm as blunt as it can be and as passionate as they come
>i spend most of my free time learning new languages gaming or watching anime and movies if i can afford it
>not religious
>no tattoos or any of that
>no drugs but i drink occasionally but not to the point of blackout drunkenness unless i'm with friends and its a must
>got my future pretty much figured out

Her:
>18-22
>not black(nothing personal just amen't attracted to dindus)
>takes care of herself aka not a fat slob and actually cares about her body enough to not eat herself to death
>isn't overly dependent and can do things on her own
>pretty much anywhere in the US
>super caring but not suffocatingly clingy. Being clingy is great but text 99 text messages in the same minute and we have a problem.
>high sex drive is a +
>likes to try new things
>helps around and doesn't make me do everything(mainly cause nothing will get done)
>is understanding and not overly judgemental
>willing to spend allot of time together just screwing around and watching shit with cuddles
>can handle a joke and can have banter aswel
>likes offensive humor and all that good stuff
>has her own ideas and interests that she's passionate about and willing to share and teach
>down for cuddles
>liking anime is also a +
kik is leroy.500
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Can't remember what I posted in the last thread and I don't want to type it all out or think of it all again
Last thread should be included in OP, also someone should post it from the archives
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>>23993316
I'm pretty sure the /soc/ archive is dead, unless it was moved elsewhere
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>>23992981
>Aladdin is the best Disney movie, if you disagree, you're wrong.
Yeah, well, you're wrong times infinity! Beauty and the Beast will always reign supreme as the best Disney film.
Aladdin is also great though.

Ideal man:
>in his late 20's or older
>sweet, patient and kind, but also firm when he wants to be
>has a thinner face, large forehead and broad shoulders with a bit of body hair
>a pleasant, masculine voice
>long, dark blond hair is a bonus, but not necessary
>terrible/evil sense of humor and will groan at my amazing puns while secretly loving it
>values loyalty and honesty
>heavily into video games
>has an artistic hobby
>childlike excitement talking about the things he enjoys
>likes cuddling and makes me feel safe
>will be my guinea pig for testing recipes
>likes his alone time/doesn't feel the need to be together 24/7
>doesn't do drugs
>doesn't drink or can at least handle his alcohol very well if he does
>hasn't had many sexual partners
>is fine with me often spilling my spaghetti and can easily calm me down
>likes animals and maybe children?
>is a bit more outgoing than me
>can get me out of the house once in a while, but still prefers spending time at home together
>likes country life more than city life


Describing myself is useless. I just like posting once in a while since I think about this silliness often.
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Me
>Black
>19
>5"10
>170 - 175
>athletic build
>likes any cartoon
>into drawing
>talkative
>lost

Her:
>heart
>hair
>soul not required
>not looking for specific stuff
>likes vidya games
>dealing with extreme goofyness

Kik:Chrunchy_T4CO

Looking to chat in general
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>>23993381
I fit all but
>doesn't do drugs
>and being under 20
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>>23992958
>Hair body
Mean to say hairy, so a dude
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>>23993381
I think you might like me.

>29
>strong sense of humor
>get very excited when talking about something I like
>primary hobby is composing music
>2 sexual partners (that's not too many for you, I'm guessing?)
>find girl spaghetti really cute
>have a thing for girls who cook and would be thrilled to try new recipes
>like cats and want children someday
I think I fit all of this except the hair and the fact that I live in a city, though country life admittedly sounds charming.

Would you like to get to know me?
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>>23993423
>2 sexual partners at 29
Are you fat/ugly?
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>>23993546
Neither, I'm just very selective and conservative. I don't believe in casual sex, and I was in a LTR for many years.
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him-
>17-22
>white
>grumpy
>veiny hands
>scary looking
>honest
>reliable
>affectionate
>likes to drink
>flirty but with tact
>broad shoulders
>sharp cheekbones
>reasonably kinky
>taller than me (higher the better)
>culturally conservative / openly racist whatever you'd like to call it
>i like thin, lanky types and big hairy muscular types
>disheveled but flatteringly so hair if short, hitler youths are hot
>metalhead-esque hair if long
>won't get mad at me for not being able to give him a bj
>not super clingy but isn't the absolute opposite of it either>doesn't need constant reassurance of whether or not i still like him
>dominant but not one of those pseudo-intellectual or self-proclaimed "master" types - that shit is gay
>fucked up sense of humor, if you laugh exclusively at really stupid things or stuff in general that makes no sense, we'll get along well

me:
>18
>5'5
>female
>affectionate
>isfp/sagittarius
>red brown hair
>grey blue eyes
>white, british/irish
>bit of alcoholism going on
>few piercings but no tattoos and nothing obscene
>not completely socially inept
>favorite movie genres are action, dark thrillers, non-supernatural horror (supernatural horror gives me the spooks and nightmares)
>favorite music generes are coldwave, deathrock, hardcore punk, darkwave, garage-rock, post-punk and trip-hop
>cripplingly low self esteem when it comes to people i really like, overall just very emotionally fragile lately - not been having some good times
>kik - girl.from.bennington
>if we don't have much in common don't expect me to keep replying
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>>23993381
I fit all of that except i just cut my hair. Most people find me boring because im not a party person or whatever.

Where are you from?
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>>23993566
good for you, seriously
you're better this way
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>>23993591
Oh, I have no doubt. I do, however, live in a very liberal area, so strange conversations do arise. Still, it's better this way.

>>23993381
>>23993423
It just occurred to me that you might be too shy to respond in the affirmative, so I'll just leave you my email: [email protected]
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Her:
>18-23
>light hair and/or light eyes
>white
>straight
>extroverted but antisocial (is this possible? Either one is good if not)
>weird is great
>cynical or judging
>looking for someone to really connect with

Me:
>22
>very long brown hair
>white
>boring husk trying to improve
>monk-like
>traditional / conservative
>read and listen to music all the time
>have a career

Skype: baldrvargr
Kik: MorthVargr
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I don't know if I can really post since I'm not looking for a romantic relationship as much as a close female friend since I have none, but I will post anyway.

Me:
>20 / 6'4" / White / Kentucky, USA
>asexual (actual asexual not tumblr asexual)
>favorite music is tyler the creator, glass animals, queen, led zeppelin, pink floyd, basically all edm, solo instrumentalists like victor wooten or tommy emmanuel
>favorite games are borderlands 2, hearthstone, overwatch, civilization 5, torchlight 2, i will play basically any game as long as it is multiplayer
>don't really watch tv or movies
>have a job but pretty introverted
>will talk about anything

Her:
>similiar interests to me in some regard
>only physical trait i ask is at least a somewhat cute-sounding voice and not morbidly obese
>dark sense of humor and sarcasm are a plus but not mandatory
>is fine with me not logging on for a couple days if work is really busy or if im tired or something
>IS HONEST
basically all I ask.

skype: nuzzlemybosom
steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/egashefo/
kik: egashefo
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Me:
> 27
> Dutch/Spanish mix
> uni graduate
> 6ft 1
> brown curly (but short) hair
> average build
> play some vidya but not that avid of a player

Her:
> soulful eyes
> hair of at least medium length
> 5 - 6ft
> cooks (I can only cook a little but I enjoy looking and helping)
> indoors person
> Slightly submissive, but has a mind of her own
> 19-27 years old

Kik: Corsairblink
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>Her Ideally
Not too far away (Unless shes from Serbia, I have an autistic thing for Serbia the way weebs have an autistic thing for Japan)
18+ (Girls at age 16/17 are too unstable and volatile, I won't make that mistake again)
KV (I could live if she wasn't, but I am so that's my preference)
Likes History (Could live without, this is a preference though)
Plays some of the same vidya I play
Completely Open and Honest about everything up front (This is an absolute must)
I don't really care what bodytype she has because I like everything from petite to ssbbw and everything in between
Will not cuck me or cheat
White (Preference not requirement)
Not taller than me (Strong preference)
She doesn't mind that I become rapidly overattached (pretty important because I become attached really quickly)

(I somehow doubt such a girl even exists)

>me
18/Massachusetts
white
5'7 / 115LBS / BMI 18
kv
sperglord
picrelated
I like History, Computer Science, Scifi, and videogames
I plan to go to Community College for Computer Science since you don't really need to do another 4 years for that
3 cats live at home with me
I fully expect to die still a KV, I've accepted it at this point
Pic related is me at my best. I look better in said pick because my hairstyle sucks. Upon request I'll post a more typical pic of me.
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me
19
male
5"11ish
longish black hair
brown eyes
kinda muscular (used to play rugby)
likes heavy music
addicted to video games
likes pizza and coffee
smoke's and drinks a bit
(picture is me)

her
short
hair doesn't matter much
preferably skinny but don't mind someone a lil chubby
is kinda emo/goth/whatever the fuck you wanna label yourself with haha
likes video games
likes heavy music (preferable)
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A rather longshot, but I will try.

Her:
>early to mid 20s
>white
>preferably European (I don't like most American girls)
>wants to move to the US
>preferably French or knows French
>little to no makeup
>no tattoos or weird piercings
>has her natural hair color
>non smoker or wants to quit
>has intellectual interests (loving history, like me, is a plus)
>can actually hold a conversation and can debate issues
>wants to have a family

Me:
>26
>6 feet tall
>white
>American
>light brown hair
>blue eyes
>enjoys history
>enjoys visiting museums
>plays way too many video games

Throwaway email: [email protected]
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>>23993381
Hmm... where are you from?
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>>23993381

You're wronger times infinity + 1. Beauty and the Beast is a wonderful movie, no question, but Aladdin has better songs AND Robin Williams voice acting a genie.

I think we're similar, I'm sure you'll understand after further consideration that my opinion is superior.
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him:
>be like this (pic related)
>call me khaleesi
>likes to travel

me:
>born on the wrong side of the wall (I'm far away from everybody ;_;)
>a shy wildling with manners (they exist :3)
>petite, cuddly and passionate

If you're interested send me a raven
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>>23995308
Do you want a white or a black raven?
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>>23995308
I am genuinely amused and pleased by your sense of humor
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>>23995317
A white one, winter has come to Winterfell at last

>>23995341
A girl must do what it takes to catch her match :)
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>>23995401
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>>23995401
Dear Lady northern the Wall,
I'm pleased to make your acquaintance
and I would be my highest honor to learn more about your life on the other side.

By a humble Lord of the South
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Her:
>dominant personality...not abusive or sadistic, just decisive and independent while desiring a relationship like a spiritual contract
>reactionary ideology, heroic philosophy, ethno-nationalist politically
>European bloodline, preferably German or Czech
>interested enough in nerdy things to find it adorable when I rant about them, and at least mildly curious about paranormal topics
>physically domineering balance of femininity and lewdness, fit tomboy is the pinnacle of making my heart go doki doki
>large ambitions driven by duty and talent
>fun loving and emotional as well as witty and wise enough to at least consult me
>highly adventurous
If Joan of Arc reincarnated as a German Kanbaru that lives in America, please reveal yourself

Me:
>25 year old weeb sage
>Hououin Kyouma is my spirit animal
>looks-wise too, handsome scruffy skeleton
>writer instead of a mad scientist though, still live my life by a similar philosophy of grandeur so that my very presence can become an inspiration for others
>full on fascist-monarchist, hero worship is my religion and the great founders and defenders of civilization are my heroes, noblesse oblige is my motto
>Irish-German/Czech American mongrel
>huge anime lover, have figs and all, used to be a gamer for everything from D&D to WH40K to vidya, bookworm, fascinated by paranormal topics
>horrifically cold emotionally due to twisted stoicism in my youth and high introversion, but 100% dedicated to the people that carve a niche in my glacial heart (high level kuu/dandere)
>submissive sort of in a kink way, but mostly because being a pet/tool/possession/lover is the only way a relationship would work
>decipher this chuuni to understand my skillset: I traded my humanity for Mystic Eyes which let me view and traverse the labyrinth of all possibilities
>my base state is very much like a shut-in, but I actually love the outdoors and adventuring, I just don't mix with society
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>>23991341
We match in pretty much everything, but I'm only 18 ;(
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>>23995653
Gentle Lord of the South,
Thanks for your kind message, I appreciate, though I apologise for the late reply, your raven almost became lunch.

I'm a simple wildling, I don't have a name or great possessions but got the taste for the arts, specially the visual which still under development, same goes for writing, one of my passions that I do occasionally.

All kinds of expressions makes my heart smile, though being shy, I love communicating with people all over the Seven Kingdoms and hear their stories up here. Tell me about yours kind Lord.

With smiles,
A free little one
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>>23990809
Me:
>6'1 / 185 cm
>regular gym visitor, on the skinny side though
>med student
>like movies, tv and music a lot
>enjoy being outdoors
>crippling anxeity

her:
>not fat as fuck

Looks and standards doesn't matter, if you're anxious and don't leave your home outside of going shopping you don't get a girlfriend
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I like playing this fantasy game

>her
>18-22
>lives in ON, ca
>skinny / average
>nice long hair (if I'm fantasizing, redhead or black, but all hair is nice)
>kinda qt
>a bit of a nerd
>interest in vidya if not plays, preferably with cool taste
>likes cosplay
>likes to cook and will cook with me
>funny
>passionate about things she likes
>has a creative outlet
>romantic
>likes cuddling and lazy days together or in a park somwhere
>supportive and understanding
>slightly kinky
>has cool lingerie


>>will marry tier
is a baneposter

Me
>20
>skinny man
>6"2
>long blonde hair, think Patrick Swayze in point break
>I like to think I'm at least a 7 on good days
>amateur comedian
>spend a lot of time writing jokes / sketches
>in college
>like to think I am mildly funny
>really big into vidya like Metal Gear, Dark Souls, Fallout, Silent Hill, Hotline Miami
>starting to get into cosplay
>not really big into superhero comics but like the movies
>loves 80's action movies like Robocop, Terminator etc
>prone to huge bouts of depression and anxiety
>get really nervous and shy but have a big romantic streak in me
>really love devoting myself to a partner
>can be a bit clingy
>very passionate

If this is appealing to anyone I don't know skype : sardoniccharm
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>>23996029
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Him
>24-30
>Ideally near-ish, not half a world away
>Tall (I wanna be able to wear heels okay)
>Chubby/husky
>Beard & glasses are A++
>Not an asshole
>Good sense of humor, can make me laugh
>Smarty, witty
>Still kind/polite though
>Values being compassionate over being right all the damn time
>Open minded, open to trying new things
>Nerdy interests and hobbies are great
>Ambitious, plans for his life, etc
>Willing to go out and do things like dancing or kayaking and biking
>Equally willing to stay inside and cuddle up watching Netflix
>Doesn't make fun of my hobbies/interests at the least, would prefer support and an attempt to understand/show interest
>Verbally affectionate (words of affirmation are my love language whaddup) and/or willing to reassure me when I get anxious
>Isn't passive aggressive
>Honest
>Must love cats

Me
>25
>5'8" & chubby/curvy
>Midwest
>STEM major
>Glasses
>Loves video games and D&D, casual comic fan, generally nerdy interests
>Also into makeup and dresses and feminine shit
>Split between dry, sarcastic sense of humor and super silly sense of humor
>Bit of a homebody, but love to get out and do things
>Drink a frankly absurd amount of coffee
>Care a lot about being compassionate
>Hella patient
>Optimist
>Also pretty straight forward
>Own two cats, love them to bits
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>>23996235

That sounds a lot like me and you seem like an interesting lady. I am >>23992864
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Her:
>Cool
>And stuff
>Wants to get lost in the woods
>Has a lot of socks

Me:
>Hella into Berserk right now
>Employed
>and stuff

kik me? buttsmackenzie
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>>23996235
I think I fit all of your categories! I really identified with what yiu said about compassion; it's a truly underrated virtue.

Highlights:
>6'2"
>chubby
>glasses
>very open to living life
>got a plan though; working at a Uni currently
>I love getting to know what makes people happy
>I'll be your DM but you can still use my Cthulhu dice set
>Your sense of humor seems to be the same as mine!

Kik me: DeludedMarxist
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>>23996398
Forgot to say that I do love cats, and animals in general.
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>>23996121
>my dearest friend :)
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Me:
>White
>West Coast USA
>20
>Thin
>6'2"
>Dark blue/green eyes
>long dark brown hair
>University
>Honest
>Romantic
>Care more about the emotional aspect/having someone to talk to than sex.
>Enjoy debating
>Interested in political and military stuff
>Very introverted and shy (but rather talkative once I get to know someone)
>Love to read
>Gamer
>ks virgin
>Okay with long-distance

Her:
>18-22
>Light-skinned
>5'6"-6'
>Not chubby/fat
>Wants to talk about random stuff
>Introverted
>Honest
>Romantic
>Has some similar interest with me (gaming/reading/politics/languages/history)
>Not religious
>virgin ideally
>Different culture (insignificant bonus point really, just find the idea appealing/romantic)

Skype: Silthanos
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>>23996398
I don't have kik, my dude. ;(
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>>23992434
Do you have Skype?
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Me:
>White
>Guy
>West Midlands, UK
>20 years old
>5'11", 142 lbs
>Brown hair, green eyes
>Smoker
>Nationalist
>Agnostic
>Work in business administration
>Like to dress smart-casual pretty much 24/7
>Would like kids one day, when financially secure and have a great job
>Big lover of Oasis, Brand New, Deadmau5 and Sub Focus
>Competitive as fuck. Expect things to get heated when we play monopoly with your parents
>Poker, golf and snooker player
>Addicted to sports drinks (powerade, boost, LSV etc)
>Energetic, don't require much sleep to flow through the day
>A little bit too honest. If your mate is a bitch I will roast her
>Messy as fuck, need a based housewife who loves cleaning, will return the favour with affection and Michelin tier dinners
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Him
23-26, white, lives in the US, willing to relocate if needed.
Slim/slender build
No tattoos or piercings preferred. Drug, STD, kid, pet free.
Reasonably attractive, but not hot. (Somewhat open on appearance. Prefer deathly pale skin and medium/long length hair, but short hair or other skin shades can be attractive too.)
Free of facial hair. Not too picky about other body hair as long as it isn’t lazy or inconsistent.
Shy/introverted, but honest and direct.
Some level of independence, but not enough to make me feel isolated
Able to debate multiple sides of an issue without taking it personal. Intelligent.
Not a social justice warrior/feminist/LGBT activist/politicist/racist rabble-rouser
Patient and hopeful.
Polite. Isn’t gross.
Video game interests not limited to competitive PC.
Has realistic and achievable career goals in progress or suitable career.
Is sexually shy over kink, but not required. Is able to keep it in his pants
Makes me a better person

Me
25, male, US, white
Average/slender build: 5’11’’ 160lbs and losing weight
Independent/loner personality. Somewhat contrarian. Introvert.
Medium hair, growing it out to my shoulders; glasses.
Has body hair.
Finishing school in a couple months and entering the world of work soon after
Video gamer. 3DS :) Also, PS3. Prefer RPGs. Prefer cooperative play over competitive.
Fanfiction reader. Used to read fantasy literature/science fiction but don’t really have much time for that anymore.
Preferred music: video game music. Wide tolerance of most other genres.
Likes anime casually. Go ahead and judge.
Blunt and at times brutally honest, socially inept. Rambles at times about boring crap no one cares about.
Drug, piercing, tattoo free.
Pretty boring to others, I suppose.
I have a bit of a cold exterior, but I am warmer underneath. Loyal to longtime friends.
Growing as an individual. About to enter that phase of adulthood where I’m engaging in my own hobbies and improving my health.
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My ideal man:
>19-23
>taller than me (5'10+)
>not a skeleton nor a fatass
>broad shoulders
>defined jawline
>plump lips
>nice smile
>preferably European
>beard
>has tattoos or piercings (or both)
>smoker
>hates anime
>loves horror movies
>smartass, witty, goofy
>intelligent
>honest
>talkative af
>spontaneous, adventurous and a daredevil
>emotional, passionate and caring
>well-mannered and respectful
>understanding, supportive and patient
>has hobbies/interests/ideas or something that he's passionate about
>loves animals (he must like cats at least)
>extroverted but wouldn't mind some nights in
>loves food and is a good cook (or at least is trying to be)
>kinky but has a cheesy romantic side too
>dominant in bed and has a big girthy dick lolololol
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>>23996679
Outside the age range a dealbreaker for you? Also not a smoker.
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>>23996679
>has tattoos or piercings (or both)
>intelligent
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>>23996679
I fit the criteria, except for piercings/tattoos/beard
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>>23996013
Mind sharing what you want from a guy? If we're alike, I'm interested in your contact info.
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>>23996686
How much "outside of the age range" are you?

>>23996687
?

>>23996703
contact info?
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>>23996718
27.
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>>23993381
I fit all these, but sadly I'm taken. Hope you do find the guy of your dreams.

My ideal woman:

I don't have one. My dealbreakers are mainly smoking, too skinny/too fat, can't respect my boundaries or interests or can't keep a monogamous relationship. Imo non-monogamy is 2 much effort
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>>23996235
What state are you in?
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>>23996741
oh boy... too old for me, sorry.
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Me:
>19
>go to school in Virginia, gonna be in Wisconsin for 2 months
>studying to be a computer programmer
>pretty intelligent, I guess
>play single-player video games often (Zero Escape, Phoenix Wright, Layton, Danganronpa are my favorite series)
>not terribly into animus and mangos, but if you want to talk with me about it, that's cool
>read romantic doujinshi (for both lewd and cute)
>becoming either a game developer, a web developer, or that one scientist who sits all alone for 20 years and invents artificial general intelligence
>looking for a relationship or friends
>almost forgot, about 240 lbs but losing weight, 6 feet tall.
>blue eyes, blondeish hair. Aryan master race
>politically, fiscally conservative, socially IDGAF
>don't smoke and don't drink because of bipolar meds (bipolar is controlled well, don't worry. inb4 >meme disorder)

Her:
>any age as long as long as they're attracted to me and I'm attracted to them
>Eastern US is great so I can get to them
>passionate about something - has long term goals
>balances them out with vidya or TV or whatever.
>someone I can talk with about my favorite series is a massive plus
>intelligent and interesting, preferably
>somewhat of a nerd in general
>medium to high sexual drive, kinky is nice
>not a SJW
>IDGAF about how you look specifically, just look attractive enough
>clingy is nice
>politically similar is nice, but not too similar, that just leads to boredom
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>>23996757
No prob, figured it couldn't hurt to check. Good luck!
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>>23996754
I'd rather not say on here, but in the upper midwest area. West of the Mississippi.
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>>23993390
>black
How does it feel being kryptonite for vaginas on this site.
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>>23996767
>in the upper midwest area. West of the Mississippi.
Me too! Let's bike together~
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>>23996797
Really? Where are you at? I get it if you don't wanna answer hahah, I didn't.
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>>23996799
Minnesota
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>>23996811
No shit. I'm one state over from you.
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>>23996814
Do you ever come to Minnesota? If so we should ride together. I'm never anywhere else except the mountains.
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>>23996821
I used to live there, actually. Up in Pine City for a while and then in Minneapolis before I moved where I am now for school. All my close friends live in Mankato so I go there pretty regularly.
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>>23996827
Oh cool. I lived in Minneapolis for a while. I love it there, great city. I'm fairly close to both Minneapolis and Mankato now. Email [email protected] if you're ever in MN and want to bike together
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>>23996841
Dropped you a line so I don't lose your contact info. :)
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Her:
>19+
>enjoys getting drunk
>love of film
>love of horror specifically
>not a gamer
>under 6'
>average/curvy build
>ironic/playful
>submissive
>northeast US


me:
>senior in college
>love of shitty horror movies
>love of alcohol/beer
>i think i'm funny
>calm, rarely get angry or heated
>occasional pot use
>basketball
>music producer
>average/husky build
>beard
>21
>i dont know what else

reply for contact stuff i guess
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>>23996029
Charming Wildling in the north,
I beg your pardon for my late reply.
The days here in the south seem to go by faster.

I am charmed by your kind words.
I have to admit the arts are not one of my specialities. I found my place in the creation of games for the young Lords and Ladies.
There is not much to say about myself.
The stories of the bards always seem to find a place in my heart, of course I also try to educate myself about the Lords of our world. Therefore I spent a lot of my time in the libraries.

I would be pleased if I would be able to hear one of your stories here in the south.

With love,
A Lord in the south
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Her:
>18-30
>black
>lives in canada
> curvy
>no tattoos or piercings
>dark hair
>will go to anime north with me
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>somewhat shy
>loves the outdoors
>has some interesting hobbies or job
>not a vegetarian or a radical feminist
>kinky with high or medium sex drive
>believes in soulmates
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't mind taking charge
>loves travelling and will travel with me
>knows what she wants in life and can take care of herself
>wouldn't mind a relationship or a LDR

Me:
>white
>25
>live in canada
>235lbs and 5'11, muscular build
>hazel eyes with glasses
>short brown hair
>currently working part time and in university
>financially independent
>really funny and easy to get along with
>love the outdoors,hiking, kayaking, fishing ect.
>romantic
>loyal and honest
>one tattoo on shoulder
>i dont do drugs or smoke and only drink socially
>not religious
>love travelling and frequently travel every year


mfw no chocolate goddess gf.
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>>23996718
kik: fuckingwhitemale
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>girls always list tall

Hopes deleted
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Her
>18-30
>Not fat
>Cute face
>Must like metal
>Honest
>Has good values
>compassionate
>politically incorrect
>moral and intellectual consistency
>good team player
>likes to talk

Me
>26
>5'11
>In decent shape
>Long hair
>Metalhead
>Musician
>Resourceful
>Knowledgeable
>Emphatic
>Knows how to party
>Likes to learn
>The good kind of weird

skype: dremcfleuve
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>>23998369
Don't worry, bro, I'm sure there are girks who don't mind short guys
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>>23998713

Not that short(5'11") but still get asshurt when I read 6+
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>>23998719
See you're not even short; you're above average height where I live.

More importantly, remember that these are /ideal/ threads. An ideal is just that: an ideal; it doesn't actually exist. I challenge you to find one person who is dating someone who matches their ideal down to every detail. I could fill an entire post to the character limit with a detailed description of some custom-made woman, but I would only care about maybe 10% of it, at the most.

The truth of the matter is that we can find happiness with imperfect people, and failing to tick a couple of boxes on a list doesn't disqualify anyone, unless those qualities happen to be dealbreakers or the person is crazy enough to reject someone for not ticking every last box on some list of arbitrary qualities.

What will detriment you, however, is getting demoralized because strangers on a Mongolian shadow puppet forum say their ideal is one inch taller than you. Don't shoot yourself in the foot, basically.
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>>23998762

May be, but you will still get dumped the moment they found a person more closer to their ideal. It happened lots of times, I don't get insecure IRL like this but it still makes me butthurt.
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>>23998782
You don't date someone just because they are close to your ideal, the emotional link and the way you click with someone is much more important than height.
I do like tall guys, but my boyfriend is 5"7 and I wouldn't dump him for any fucking reason.
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>>23998807
Even if he sucked my cock?
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>>23998782
Your perception is your reality, anon.
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>>23998807

Dating and attraction is %99 visual at start, you gotta pass that first to make an impact with your personality.

>>23998851

It's just my personal experiences man, just came by shitty people I guess.
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Him:
>Taller than me (not hard to be)
>17-19
>White
>Not a twink
>Goofy dork
>Makes me laugh
>Cuddly
>Similar interests
>Wants to take care of me (I'm pretty independent tho)
>Understanding
>Motivating
>Teaches me about his interests

Me:
>Female
>White
>5'3"
>Chubby but losing weight
>blue eyes white dragon
>Harsh on the outside but a big softie on the inside
>Love to make people I care about happy
>I'm a big goofus
>I like animu, Netflix, drawing, yarn stuff,spooky stuff, vidya, art, crafting
>I promise I'll give you a giggle

I have Skype if you want. Pls reply I'm pretty cool.
>
>
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>>23990809
>20-25
>5'3" -- 5'7"
>white -- olive complexion
>live in the US
>highly educated
>good college
>speaks at least three languages
>likes to travel
>really beautiful
>large tits
>tight vag
>loves giving bjs
>kinky and submissive, likes to please
>also likes cuddles
>super rich family
>admired by many
>absolutely no mental illness

I have all these things except the last. Drives me around the bend. Every now and then she freaks out, rages, and throws shit around and breaks things. I also don't think I can do better, so am trying to work with it. *__*
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>>23998924
Gimme a giggle! What's your skype?
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>>23999028
Skype is strawberrynap
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>>23998924

>TFW 26
>>
Her
>Stupid cunt that will let me do whatever I want to her
>Loves being abused and humiliated
>Will cook and clean and choke on my dick whenever I feel like it

>me
Dude, 30, dominant, has money
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>>23998369
>girls always list tall and white
>neither tall nor white
Suffering. But like >>23998762 said, this thread is about ideals and not about minimum requirements.
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>>23996679
I'm everything you listed but white. Fuck!
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>>23998924
Skype me: Larcinqer. I always wanted to meet a blue eyes white dragon.
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Her
>21-40
>5'3"-6'
>lives in America, East coast preferred
>enjoys cooking
>has massive tits. I'm talking DD and above only
>otherwise physical attributes are minor as long as weight doesn't exceed 250lbs
>loves to laugh, and make me laugh
>if she shares my interests awesome, and if not she enjoys sharing her interests and learning new ones
>able to take a joke without getting upset
>enjoys sex, and being naked when we are together
>must like showering together

Him
>6' even
>245lbs (yes a little bit chubby)
>lives on East coast and is 33
>loves to cook, eat, sometimes video games, comics, space /Astrology
>enjoys learning about new topics
>likes to debate but won't push views on to you
>can't stress enough the love to cook part
>is well traveled (been to over 15 countries)
>is a nudist when at home
>watches a lot of food network

Thats about it. The massive tits is really the only physical attribute deal breaker. I highly doubt this will get any replies but you never know.
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Him:
>22-28
>very pale, looks malnourished
>thin and wears black pant/slacks all the time
>no/a few tattoos, no piercings
>glasses
>tall, sculpted nose
>brown hair
>pretty blue or green eyes
>has excellent tastes in movies and music, is very well versed in both
>plays video games
>literature
>patient
>reliant
>decent memory
>indoorsy but not unwilling to go outside on a date once a month
>naturally ethical
>doesn't mind me smoking cigarettes but will maybe inspire me to quit
>nasty enough to eat ass with at least 2 fetishes

Me:
>22
>Latina
>Texan
>107lbs/5'4
>34/25/34
>works in cosmetics and loves makeup
>intersectional feminist
>whimsical
>loves anime but has gotten over my weebphase
>doesn't play gaems but loves to watch people play them. Addictive personality won't allow me to play frequently.
>Smokes
>loves corgis
>likes philosophy
>build computers, likes technology
>into LDR
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>>23998138
Greetings dear Sor from the South,

I'm sorry for the delay again. My daily duties takes a lot of my time and with the proximity of the cold weather, must make everything more comfortable.

I believe the young ones must love your craft, despite of the many moons I've lived, games are still one of my favorite pastimes.

My stories are written in prose, some of them in the common language, yet the majority is attached to my roots, so forgive me if I slip with words.

I don't get to leave past the wall but I take a glance on the outside world through a small window. Sometimes I read images to tell stories for strangers about the invisible things.

Oh a Library is a place of peace and knowledge I heard. I am eager to find a Maester to teach me about the secrets of this world and the others.

Is there any god you believe in? For the old and new ones, I find peace believing we only see a small part of a great engine.

A warm hug,
Little Wildling
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Sure, why not.

Me:

>White male, blue eyes, blond hair
>About to turn 21
>Aspergers BUT with not shitty social skills because of social skills therapy when I was a kid
>5'10'', 180 lbs (but that's down from 220 last November)
>Into video games but trying to get normie hobbies too like hiking
>Work in the legal field as an intern, getting a full time job next year
>VERY sexually submissive, fucking hate being dominant
>Very capable of empathizing and listening, I know when to give advice and when to shut up
>Serious and collected in public, but really enjoy goofing off when I’m alone or with people I’m close with
>Extremely loyal to people who I’m close to, I’m that guy who’s always available to help
>A weird sense of humor. Dark but not edgy. Mostly subtle I guess

Dream girl:

>Female, at least 20 but not older than 28
>Not obese
>At least a 5/10
>Sexually dominant
>Dominant/assertive but not bitchy
>At least semi-interested in vidya
>Likes foot massages
>Nice, honest, at least a bit cute
>Enjoys talking about a variety of stuff- e.g. not elitist/pretentious, but not completely boring either
>Doesn’t get annoyed if I worry about her
>Bathes on at least a somewhat regular basis

No height, skin, eye, etc preference, that stuff doesn't really matter to me. I know it sounds cliche but if you have the right personality and preferences, I couldn't care less about appearance

My kik is UtterDegenerate, if anyone is interested in chatting about whatever.

Please?
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>>23998924
>>23999905

>tfw 20
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>immortal
>white
>live at Misty Lake in Gensokyo
>petite
>no tattoos or piercings
>light blue hair
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>indifferent about anme or manga and weeb stuff in general
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>somewhat shy
>prefers to play in nature
>doesn't use makeup
>clingy, obsessive/possessive
>has some interesting hobbies
>she's a genius
>etc.
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>>23999999
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>>23990809
Her:
>18-29
>white
>thin/delicate
>lives in switzerland or closeish
>has social anxiety/AvPD
>homebody

Me:
>white
>live in zurich
>thin/athletic
>26
>have Avoidant Personality Disorder
>homebody
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>>23999826
>intersectional feminist
>nasty enough to eat ass with at least 2 fetishes
Are you the sort who wants to be dominated but gets offended if a man takes up too much space on a subway?

>>23999999
Nice.
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>>23999999
good lord, sweet Jesus, THE NINES SO MANY NINES
PRAISE KEK
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>>23999826
I'll bite. Kik johnofmarks
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>>23999826
>go outside ... once a month
>nasty enough to eat ass with at least 2 fetishes
>intersectional feminist
>Smokes
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I'll bite. Here I am, sitting atop a tree, on holiday, in Sweden. The joys of low-resolution phone camera.

I'm real good friends with
>>23991402 IRL

Me:
>21
>British
>5"11
>Straight
>Filmmaker
>Broad shoulders and stomach chubbs.
>I am a hairy mofo
>Basks in all forms of all media. Especially the really, really awful, low quality shit. Films, games, stories, whatever. It's hilariously bad.
>Listens to music. A lot. Lots of rock/metals.
>Bassist, but haven't played in fuckin' years.
>Graduating Uni next month
>Self sufficient. More than happy to wander off alone at stupid o'clock if I find something I want to do.
>Will also do my own thing irregardless if you follow me or not. Obnoxiously stubborn at times.
>Looking for new hobbies. Brewing mead is on the menu.
>Not really interested in sex, but will eat the pussi like a watermelon.
>Social butterfly. Can speak very bluntly at times.

Her:
>Has goals. Is actively going towards them.
>A wide range of interests. Let's show each other weird new things to do and see.
>Somebody I can butt heads with. Being a switch isn't fun unless you fight over who's on top.
>Preferably creative in some way. Collaborations abound.
>No extreme body types. Obesity and Anorexia 'aint my thing, but chubbies and smaller builds are sexycute.
>Have basic social skills, at least. Kinda lose my patience with the perpetually anxious.
>Try to be a nice person sometimes
>Pushes me to be a better person, and vice versa.

Always up for making friends with everybody and chatting with new people. You're interesting, y'know? Even if you don't think you are. Say hi.

[email protected]
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>>23993584
>won't get mad at me for not being able to give him a bj

yeah good fucking luck
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Him:
>20+, wherever
>6'2" +
>Broad, toned build
>Can bench press me lol
>Dark hair, beard
>Full sleeve tattoos
>Deepish voice - pleasant to listen to
>Military
>Very intelligent
>Clingy
>Obsessive/possesive
>Protective
>Likes/is good at martial arts
>Devoted
>Loyal
>Will not leave me
>Kind
>Patient
>Laughs a lot
>Wants a relationship
>Financially independent
>Drinks socially
>Likes to travel
>Will not come to me looking for a handout

Me:
>19, USA
>5'5"
>Curvy (45-33-45)
>Short blonde hair
>Blue eyes, glasses
>No tattoos
>College student - biology
>Employed
>Slightly depressed
>Very clingy
>Loyal
>Easy to get along with
>Good sense of humor
>Drinks socially
>Not easily offended
>Likes outdoorsy things
>Not really into anime/manga
>Likes animals

Just respond with your contact info if you're interested
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>>24000441
Kik & snap: distracted6
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>>23998284
i don't have kik.

>>23999365
I didn't list white, did I? Contact info?
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Ideal girl:
>20-28
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>24, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone
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>>23999905

>tfw no human contact in a week other than my coworkers

Fuck dude, do these ever work?
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Her
>short.
>cute
>not a ham planet
>tolerates my vidya games
>tolerates my racism towards blacks
>clingy
>not a cheater
>willing to at least pretend to laugh at my jokes

Me
>5'10
>skinny (135 lbs) look healthy though
>black hair, green eyes
>i have a "jewish" look
>crooked right upper lateral incisor
>unironically supports Trump
>>
>open thread
>read several "the taller the better" and "6+ ft" one after another
>leave thread
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>>24000866
To be fair, given that I'm 6'1" I would like a partner near my height since it sucks having a man that is dwarfed by me. Idk, just why I would want someone taller.
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>>24000866
>>24000889
Yeah. Same. Not quite as drastically tall, but I like wearing heels and wedges and shit and would IDEALLY not tower over my BF. It is an ideal mate thread to be fair.
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I just want somebody to play L4D with me so we can walk around and look at Jaden Smith tweets written on the walls.

Is that so much to ask, world?
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>>24000441
Randommang is my kik
I'm in my way to 315 atm
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>>23993584
I think that we would have gotten along, but I'm too old for you girlie.
>>
Her:
>smart
>unique
>meek
>healthy
>cute
>weird
>honest no matter what
>interesting
>talkative
>edgyish, uses slurs but not violent
>lives in MN

Me:
>white
>18
>6'
>120-130 pounds, fluctuates
>brown hair, brown eyes
>lil bit shy
>sell drugs, oxycodone and tylenol 3
>like video games
>like biking and swimming
>like cooking occasionally
>live in MN
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>>24000898
So like, hear me out, I'm about the same height as you.

That's all I really got. What're my odds?
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>Me

>Male
>28
>White
>Long hair and beard.
>Fairly athletic.
>Into "prepping," firearms, camping, hiking, philosophy, theology, the supernatural/occult, Germanic culture, tribalism, blacksmithing, horror literature and films, the Cthulhu mythos, teas.
>Dominant personality, bit of a pessimist.
>Germanic Pagan.
>Dark sense of humor.
>Pretty outgoing, though I pick and choose when I want to deal with people.
>I tend to get in trouble sometimes.

>Her

>If you actually give two shits, then ask.
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>>24000441
Damn I fit absolutely none of your criteria but you fit mine perfectly
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>>24000981
>the supernatural/occult, Germanic culture
>Germanic Pagan.
You must be me, one year younger
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>>24000992
First of all, I'm stealing that picture.

Second of all, nice to see someone else like this lurking around here.
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>>23999999
Holy baka...
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>>23998924
I meet all of this except I'm 21, but... Do I smell underage b&???

kik is rpgspitfire, in case you're legal...
>>
Me:
>19/M/South USA
>White
>straight
>thin/average body type
>looks 6-7/10 when cleaned up
>giant fucking nerd, love history, literature, know a little bit about everything and love explaining things
>have more outdoors interests but lack of cash and space has kept me from pursuing them
>moderately clingy, have become less so as I've grown more jaded
>initially pretty quiet and reserved in-person, much more animated when I'm comfortable around people
>very dark, sarcastic humor
>media taste is pretty wide open, will try anything but don't be surprised when I'm hypercritical

Her:
>around my age or lower/biological female/USA
>race not necessarily important
>average to thin body type, shortness is a huge +, qt w/ a booty
>will get into at least some of my nerd shit with me and introduce me to new things
>genuinely interested in talking about/learning things, conversations beyond "how was your day"
>pls play vidya with me
>okay with clinginess/mildly clingy

On the off-chance this interests anyone, skype's
swaglordyolo420 (no joke)
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>>23999999
>>
Her:
>20-25
>White
>Lives in MA
>Dark hair
>generally chill
>prefers indie to popular music
>doesn't smoke

Me:
>23
>White
>Live in MA, just south of Boston
>blue eyes
>"boy next door" looks; they call me Spider-Man at work
>looking into a culinary career because I love to make things for people
>textbook ISTP

Snapchat: toaddaniels
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>>23996679
Kik is chimsoncrin
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>>24000996
It's one of the only Asatru memes I have that isn't immensely edgy.

I actually tried posting to find myself a conservative occultist girl in these threads but, unsurprisingly, I didn't get any hits.
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>>24000956
I wouldn't say no to a guy for being the same height as me. I've gone out with a couple guys very close to my height because we had similar interests. I prefer dudes being taller than me, but it's absolutely not a deal breaker.
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>>24001180
But do you look good in thigh highs?
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>>24001240
I like wearing thigh highs. I would guess if I look good in them or not is pretty subjective.
>>
>>23999826
yo my kik is new.m00n
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>>24001119
Yeah, there is a lot of ridiculous "viking as hard as you can" shit out there.

And just keep at it, my friend. I've met a few along those lines over the years in threads like this one.
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>>23999889
To the lovely Lady in the north.

Maybe sometime we could play a game together. Crafting one is a great way to use the day, but playing with a friend is always the best.

I deeply understand your problem. I myself don't speak the common tongue too well, but I am always curious to learn something new.

Maybe I could show you some places southern the wall, I am sure you would like it here.
Maybe I even can listen to one of your stories in the future.

Yes, libraries are truly a place of peace. You should try to go to Old Town, the maesters there should know how to help with your desire.

No, there is not a specific god I believe in. I believe that there must be something and that every god of the old and the new ones, have a few bits of truth in their story. For myself I try to connect little pieces of every religion and live my life in a way I am happy with it.

Be careful about the beasts of the winter.

With love,
You friend in the south.

PS: These crows are really unreliable.
I have heard of a new magical way to communicate. It sends messages just through the sky. I can't remember the name of this method, but I think it has something to do with the sky(pe).

(My Name on skype is LordInTheSouth.
I hope we can keep chatting :) )
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>>23990840
5'7 artistic redhead who likes to hike and cook, but I lost my retainer so who knows how objectively good my smile is :&

Also live in Ohio because life's not fair
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>>24002019
I'd be happy to judge for ya, I'm pretty objective. If you're still here give me a buzz on kik: zealouszmb
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>>23996679
I fit this criteria for the most part. Kik: sadrumbb
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>>24002003
Good day dear Lord of The South,

It brought me joy seeing your raven first thing in the morning. With the constant exchanges of messages, I'm not surprised some wouldn't reach their destiny, sadly.

I've reached your magic sky(pe) messenger, would gladly keep the conversation there and tell you more about my stories and the life behind the wall and looking forward learning about yours.

Warm hugs,
LittleWildling
>>
My ideal girl would be someone who is artistic in someway and is caring and understanding. Im really attracted to people with big hearts because I like to be affectionate and show them how much I care, but that doesn't mean I'm needy and engage in pda all the time. It would be a big BIG plus if we had similar taste in music and she wouldn't mind listening to the same song for a week straight. I have a big thing for girls with short, dark hair. Not everyone can pull off short hair, but when they do they [italics]really[/enditalics] pull it off (when it rains it pours). Shorter than me (5'7") and at least 18, I don't really have a preference for body types, a pretty face takes all.

I'm 21 and a musician. I like all kinds of music but the artist that influence me the most are John frusciante, Elliott smith, Alice in chains, buckethead, Maurice ravel, Nujabes, Chopin, Bernard Herman,and velvet underground. I have a cat named Elliott and I'll talk and send pics of him all day. I try to be a very understanding, caring, and supportive person. My brain is like an on off switch so I will be indifferent about some mundane things but be obsessed with a few things and have them on my mind for days straight. I've been playing guitar for almost 12 years, piano for about 3, and I've recently been working in singin while playing. I also like to draw and paint. I don't okay a lot of video games except Pokemon and elder scrolls. Also I live in Ohio so that would be nice
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>Her
>18 - 24
>blonde/red hair
>Thin
>likes to read
>has a passion for music
>Has been going through a life long existential crisis
>Likes to smoke weed/is okay with me smoking weed
>has hobbies
>is clingy
>Likes art
>generally has a laid back attitude
>Likes hiking and camping and unnecessarily long road trips
>Funny and somewhat outgoing
>is more extroverted than I am (This is extremely easy to achieve)
>Likes the rain (most importantly)

Me
>Olive skin
>skinny
>6'2
>curly hair
>glasses
>My entire life is just one giant existential crisis and I still dont know what the fuck im doing so I just kind of go with the flow of things and try not to take life to seriously.
>>
Her
>age 23 to 33
>quiet
>but confident
>kinky
>independent and career orientated
>likes video games & horror movies
>enjoys working out
>can actually cook
>prefer curvy, not into skinny model type
>5"0 to 5"7 range
>dark skin
>blue or green eyes
>lots of tattoos
>some piercings
>cuddly but not clingy
>not a chatter box
>has her own friends
>has her own hobbies
>must be an animal lover(not allergic!)

Myself:
>28 years old
>5"9
>muscular build but lacking abs
>dark skin
>brown eyes
>full head of hair
>short, trimmed beard
>covered in tattoos, getting more
>some piercings
>career orientated
>I was fat most of my life, lost 50kgs
>lack confidence in looks
>quiet, shy
>enjoy video games and horrors/thriller movies
>reading fiction, true crime, thrillers
>I greatly enjoy cooking
>I'm big into fitness
>I get annoyed by mindless chatter
>cuddly but not clingy
>kinky, like being submissive to women
>love animals of all kinds even if they bite me
>due to my career choice I'm slightly rough around the edges
>obsessed with my personal hygiene

My bucket list within the coming years is to travel the world and either legally or illegally explore the most haunted places I can gain entry too. So I would like someone who would not only come, but enjoy that experience.

Where's my tattooed nerd?
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>>24002019
Pssst hey
>>24002570
>>
Her:
>Age 18-22
>Great sense of humor
>Intelligent, clever, has novel ideas and things to say
>Perceptive about people, can read right through me
>"Big boned", chubby, whatever. I like meat on th bones. Proportional though, so if she has a big belly, she has a huge ass and tits to go along with it.
>Works up until she has children, then stays at home and takes care of them
>Pursues artistic endeavors in her free time.
>Loves listening to music and has a really developed taste in music.
>Open minded and willing to do psychedelic drugs with me.
>Enjoys being out in nature
>High libido
>Cooks delicious meals
>Very feminine

Me
>19 male
> thinker type personality, always daydreaming
> love music, reading, movies, anything that has to do with ideas or expression
> bit of a psychonaut but hold a deep reverence and respect for the psychedelic experience
> love to laugh and enjoy life while also improving myself everyday.

Currently have a girlfriend but I figure I might meet someone cool with this.
kik: newperson3
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>>23998924
skype me: dremcfleuve
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All i want is a girl that isnt overly obese, thats it :(

Kik- marc69241
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>>23999826
You know, I'm almost perfect for you:
>25
>pale and thin (pic related)
>glasses
>brown hair, blue eyes
>philosophy PhD student at a top 10 university
>loves eating ass

...but I've just emerged from a disastrous LDR with a girl I loved very very much; we just couldn't make it work and ended up arguing all the time. I spent the last month of it in constant anxiety, questioning everything about my life, and drinking daily by myself. And I don't feel like risking a similar (or, likely, worse) outcome again.

What could've been ;_;
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>>24002743
But where is your contact info tho
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>>24000116
>read switzerland
>get excited
>we both have dicks
RIP. Good luck on your travels breh.
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>me
>young girl
>short
>dark eyes dark hair pale skin
>average weight
>dress nice
>aesthetic
>funny
>qt

if ur interested my kik is sillyqtpie
noooOo creepy ugly plebs pls
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Him:
>22+
>Within the US, preferably east coast but open to other places
>6'+
>Athletic, not sickly thin. Otter mode, fit /bulky muscular (not skinny and muscular), very moderate chub are all acceptable
>no severe acne (sorry)
>thick dick
>high libido
>open minded
>a realist who can think through things logically and doesn't live in denial about the current state of things
>has a healthy relationship with his family and would eventually like to start a family of his own
>can take a joke, great sense of humor but also knows when to tone it down and be serious
>can hold a discussion even if the views oppose without throwing a tantrum
>loves animals especially dogs and cats
>not a picky eater
>has goals, passions and hobbies of their own
>in university or graduated
>loves to travel
>affectionate and caring but respects the need for alone time
>enjoys watching movies/tv shows
>enjoys music (all kinds)

Me:
>22, Female
>5'7"
>east coast of the US
>44" bust, 31" waist, 42" hips
>light brown hair, green eyes
>a few tattoos, generally hidden when dressed
>senior, undergrad
>computer science
>realist, occasional cynic
>passionate about my views on things but extremely open to other peoples views and always respect other peoples opinions even if I don't agree with them
>love my family and hope to start a family of my own eventually when the time is right
>hobbies include crafts, hiking, camping, reading, occasional video game
>hardworking, very focused on my education and career as those come before everything else for me right now
>very affectionate
>loves dogs and cats and all other cute animals
>love listening to music almost all the time (alt rock, indie, rap mainly but love all genres)
>soccer (watching, playing)
>into traveling whenever time allows for it

Kik: coins__
(Two underscores)
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Her:
>younger than me (I'm 23)
>shorter than me (I'm 5'10")
>hair: black or red (other colours are acceptable but sub-optimal)
>anywhere between petite and athletic (she needs SOME kind of tits and ass, with a lowish bodyfat percentage; "thick" is acceptable but sub-optimal)
>cute and sexy at the same time
>tattoos and piercings: either none or a few subtle ones
>a fashion style that suggests the music she listens to isn't just Bieber and Beyonce
>eyes: green or blue (other colours, again, sub-optimal) - and I like that kind of half-stoned look some girls have
>creative, and has is very serious about some sort of creative hobby - preferably something not too intellectual like music or drawing - something like writing is sub-optimal
>intelligent, but not necessarily in a bookish or sciencey kind of way - more like critical thinking and creative intelligence
>enjoys talking about "deeper" things like art, politics, philosophy etc.
>politically left-leaning but not a radical
>funny with a witty sense of humour
>introverted but not a total social autist - willing to go out and have fun every once in a while
>not too put off by light drugs like weed, mdma, and psychedelics
>likes to go on walks with beautiful scenery, otherwise stay in and cuddle, watch movies, play games, read books, fuck around on the internet, have a good conversation, or all of the above
>sexually passionate, curious, and experimental - up for most things
>trusting, not too jealous, but with some degree of respect for our relationship

Me:
Basically a male version of what I just described
>23
>5'10"
>blue eyes
>dark brown hair, quite thick, good for running your hands through
>skinny-average build but lifting
>degree in philosophy
>creative and very serious about art
>aspiring novelist or screenwriter
>plays guitar

I don't want to meet any of you; I'm just curious to see if anyone responds
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>>24002949
>see reply
>get excited
>we both have dicks
This life :(
>>
>second danganronpa anime starts this month
>still no weeb gf to watch it with
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>>24003365
I really hope its better than the first time around :c. I love the series so much.
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>>24003267
Ugh, if I wasn't a picky eater. Unlucky.
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>>24003401
Well, for starters, it's not an adaptation of a specific game, and it's not going to have to cram all that into 12 episodes.

That alone is promising. Plus we get to see more of le ruseman, so I'm down.
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>>24003441
I have a very strange love/hate relationship with Nagito.....
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>>24002903
What part of Ohio are you in? Also do ya got kik?
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>>24003437
You can still message me :)
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>>24003670
Middle of it. Although for the next year I'll be north of Columbus. But after that back to the Athens/Logan/Lancaster Hell circle. What's your username?
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>>23998924
skype is memocard1, we can have the mutual giggle
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>>24002903
Kik is new.m00n
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>>24003835
Buttsmackenzie
I'm up around Cleveland but it's still closers than most.
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>>24003336
You sound awful.

>>24002762
Why are you looking for a very feminine girl with a high libido if you're just looking for "someone cool"?

>>24000734
You seem cool. What country are you in?
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>>24004256
What's your contact info? Or hmu
>gstoka
Works for kik and Skype I
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>me
student
20
Male
6'2"
Sandy blonde (if thats a thing)
Blue/grey/green eyes
slim
UK
love joking around
love music, write my own songs
A layman in loads of different things
Interested in anything other than a relationship (not something you can demand straight away anyway)

Skype: iiiiiiig1996

>her
good sense of humour
have a passion/special interest of your own
from/in the uk

Thats really it desu..
>>
Hey! I'm Christhian: 18/M. Hot, Sexy, and smart

hmu. Kik: ChristhianL
SC: christhian_l (I'll add back)
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Her:
>likes me
>is okay with me
>likes music that i like or accepts the music i like
>isnt creepy
>romantic without being over complimentary. that freaks me out.
>honest
>likes shit like tim & eric
>is smart
>has an ass
>non-white kinda preferred, but i'll accept anything
>would date online

him:
>has a good ass and dick
>isnt a dom, isnt masculine, basically anything femboy or above
>I like MtF but I'm not a chaser

me:
>white
>18
>us
>184lbs 6'1 height, idk about build but im kinda ugly sry ladies
>long brown hair blue eyes
>live with family (for now, going into uni)
>shy
>play games sometimes
>romantic
>sex is meh, but i like it
>cuddling is neat
>arguings gay
>i listen to rap, rock, and experimental /mu/ shit like noise and drone
>nothing else is important
>also im depressed and anxious about life so
I go on /sci/, /lgbt/, /x/, /mu/, and /b/ (for porn when i'm too lazy for gif).
more info upon request

kik: boipussy_
steam id: sutures
add me on one of those for more info
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Me:
>19
>6'2
>200 lbs
>short black hair, curly when long
>likes video games
>really fucking goofy
>high cheek bones
>strong jaw
>broad shoulders
>deep voice
>likes art
>Engineering Student
>Hazel Eyes
>White with Freckles
>Very chill and will pretty much do anything inside or outside

>Kik: MajorArtifact

Her:
>Longer dark hair
>funny and nice personality
>average-a little chubby weight
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>>23998924
Got a kik?
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>>23996679
Do you have a kik?
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>>23993381
Do you have a kik or something to talk?
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>>23993406

pretty much same
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>>23996235

close, just missing the glasses and the height
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>>23996679
I'm pretty much everything but I'm a bit out of the age range (only by two years though), and I don't smoke, have a beard, or tattoos. Sorry.
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>me
>21
>blue eyes dark blonde hair
>beard
>loves to laugh
>plays guitar
>enjoys video games
>very thin/kind of fit
>marijuana
>loves hip hop

>her
>lives near me
>red/brown hair
>thin preferrably
>can make me laugh
>smart
>loves hip hop

live in Cleveland Ohio
kik is sunburnsout


sigh
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>>23998924
Gib skype

>>24000985
This

>>23996235
So close, not in your age range, no beard
RIP
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>>24005582
forgot to mention, age range for men is under 17-19
women i dont even care just accept me
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>>24005729
by "under" i mean it's in that range btw
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>>24004256
The US. In az.
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>>24005759

what part?
>>
She has to

>Be okay with me being from a very large and loud family

>Have family be important to her

>Needs to be equally loud and passionate, and opinionated as me about things she likes

>Long winded debates and conversations

>Into camping

>Values a night in just as much as a night out

>Still has to like going out from time to time

>Will listen to me complain about every bad part of my day then let me listen to her do the same

>Good sense of humour

>Introvert or extrovert, doesn't matter to me

>Doesn't have to play games or even with me but as long as she doesn't hate video games

>Loves music

>Likes animals

>Explorative

>Creative

>Will bingewatch shows with me

>Someone to hold me to my promises and make me want to strive to improve

>Good cook, constantly wants to take turns cooking and sharing recipes

>Puts up with my bad jokes

If there's someone out there who is even like 5 of those things I would be surprised
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>>24006224

you obviously have never dated
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>>24005802
Phoenix
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>>24005645
yup. made an account just yesterday. username: sselenophile
>>
Me: 30s, only somewhat shy
Her: 30s, only somewhat shy

Honestly when you get to this age you start with the basics and worry about the rest later if you at least like each other
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>>24006294
Only twice. Both times ended bitterly and it's been a while since I've tried again
>>
Her
>female
>similar age to mine
>lives somewhat near me
>similar interests to me (vidya, anime, that kinda thing)
>I dunno, I don't have particularly high standards
Me
>male
>18
>London
>white
>6'2"
>150lbs
>7/10 (according to rate threads)
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Her: basic hygiene
No dick, boobs preferable but not necessary.
Me:
Matteddy101
Snap me and find out
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>>23999999
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>>24005759
Contact?
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Me:
>18
>white
>US
>dark hair
>glasses
>makes music
>deadpan
>dark sense of humor
>writer
>cynical
>skinny
>kind of a dork
>really into obscure vidya and shit

Her:
>dark hair
>likes to read and write
>skinny-ish
>dark sense of humor
>open to new stories and ideals
>can manage to surprise me
>weeb optional


idk
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me
>chubby feamle, 5'6 160lbs
>californian
>memer piece of shit
>shy awkward

Him
>chubby
>white
>facial hair
>not a virgin, dislikes anime and weebs
>into vaporwave and simpsonswave
>super masculine
>goofy personality

kik: the_ok_gatsby
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>>24002609
What music and art do you like?
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>>23993032
Mmm please more :) ?
>>
Fuck it, no reason not to.
Me
>Male
>20
> short for a male 5'6
>all my family is 6+ fuck those giants
> Ex weeb,
> Has led an extremely interesting life
>Family abuse Homelessness college and army
>Got discharged due to really bad depression
>Chubby, not whale
>Trying to get fit, need some support
>Gamer
>Poet/Writer
>In jobcorp for culinary LR AR
>Will be going to california in september for more training
>Idc where you are in the world
>Shortish dirty blonde hair
>Funny story about that
>Fairly nice face
>Close roughy beard
>Been told i have beautiful piercing blue eyes
>Big gamer
>Very adaptable
>Table top gamer
Hairy

>You
>17-28
>I like them either short, or way tall.
>Like >5' or above 5'10
>Either Pale or more arabic skin tone
>Nerdy
>History nerd (What i went to college for)
>Musically flexible (as i am)
> Good sense of humour
>Reader
So for the archetype im looking for
Is a nordic pxie girl,
Or a lovely arabian warrior princess.
Hmu at KIK jarethking or email me at [email protected]
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>>24010164
I also like men, either cute femboys or like LOTr dwarves. Either or preferably tops.
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>>23996235
I am a lot of these things, I'm also in Texas, how can we get in contact?
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>>24010151
Drop your skype if you want and I'll add. If you have other things you're curious about you can ask here.
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>>24010102
You should post some more pics of yourself to help you get over your shyness

that's my professional opinion as an accredited internet creep
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>>24005802
North Phoenix

>>24009446
kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: od_bod
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>>23991352
Which server do you play dota on?
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>>24003267
>US
>picky eater
Fuck.

You seem cool. Good luck, internet friend.
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Me:
Age - 25
Location - Maryland (USA)
Occupation - IT Sec. and university for biology/pre-medical.
Height - 6'3
Weight - Unusually thin, though I do try to keep in shape (running, low-level weight lifting)
Eyes: Hazel or "Swamp Green" as someone put it.
Interests: Biology/Medicine, I'm also an experienced Dom, though haven't had a sub in awhile.
Games: Not big on them anymore, used to play some Blizzard games, I log into Overwatch and WoW on occasion.
I live at home (Yeah...)
Feeling down, they can't figure out my epilepsy or motor disorder issues. Test coming up to see if it's Parkinson's or MS.

Skype: Tremefy
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>>24010132
Pretty fond of shoegaze, folk, experimental, some doom metal I guess.

A band I recently got into is Spiritualized, definitely recommend checking them out if you havent already.

As for visual art I like animation, superjail, rick and morty, the simpsons, basically im a manchild and like cartoons.
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>>23998924
>white

Gets me every time. I don't know why i browse /soc/ anymore
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>>24000441
I think I'm a good fit (if you still even check this thread). Skype is sn_1987.a
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>>24010639
I'm brown too, but don't get upset about people's preferences. Some people aren't coal burners.
>>
>>24010102
You have an age range you're looking for?
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Welp, might as well try my luck

Me
>22
>5'11"
>Monterey
>Military
>Spanish looking
>Closet weeb
>Independent
>Probably won't get your old movie references
>Or music references
>Sorry
>Not very talkative unless with other quiet introverts
>Does strange things when full of energy
>Alcohol tastes icky
>Probably smart
>Practical
>Not very materialistic
>Mostly content with everything but hardly excitable
>Politically moderate with conservative tendencies

Her
>Petite
>Will help me despite my objections to it
>Easily embarrassed
>Closet weeb
>Artsy
>Will come to me for advice
>Secretly lewd
>Slightly clingy
>Has something that makes them really happy
>Will laugh at making stupid jokes
>Has at least 1 fetish she's embarrassed of too
>>
>>23998924
Im all of this except Im not white, Do I still have a chance?
>>
>>24010639
>>24012109
>>
>>24012123
best response. I like your sense of humor
>>
>>23998924
Where do you live? State and Country?

I meet all those criteria, that is why I ask.
>>
me
>26 m california
>5 8 short but reasonably athletic/ in shape
>work out regularly, play sports
>nerdy and shy growing up
>good listener
>supportive
> have job, car, place, etc like a normal adult
>don't really party or like to go out a lot

Her

>sociable, confident
>flirty
>opinionated
>likes to go out and party
>alt would be cool but not necessary
>can be impuslive / makes bad decisions
>submissive tendencies with strong guys
>bratty

I basically wanna be friendzoned by this girl and be there to support her emotionally when she starts to self destruct or have any sort of issues from her impulsive behavior. I want to put her first. yes i have problems
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>every girl in the thread is chubby
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>>24012183
>not dating project fatties
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>>24012183
It's 4chan lol.

Though to be honest most people I see on this board especially the girls seem to only browse /soc/.
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>>24012193
>most people I see on this board especially the girls seem to only browse /soc/

>tfw no /x/ gf
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>>24012230
>TFW no /ak/ GF
>Mugi-Chan never
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just doing this for curiosity. I'd rather talk a bit about it properly, but I'll go with the greentext since the longer texts seem to be ignored most of the times.

Her:
>open-minded
>calm attitude toward problems
>driven to improve herself and discover new things
>loves sharing things and her interests overall
>reads books, watches movies, is opinionated but open to other opinions
>and I don't mean "OK YOU ARE LIKE THIS WE AGREE TO DISAGREE", I mean "I see your point, I will reflect on it later on" and having a general attitude of wanting to find a common benefit in things
>likes trying new recipes even though she's not super-good at cooking (the attitude is what counts)
>has very good hygiene and likes to dress decently, as well as sharing her opinion on my own way of dressing and willing to share advices/POV
>the above doesn't mean that she likes to be a Gucci/Gabbana/Typical center-of-attention fashion slave. A more subtle "look at me/I enjoy dressing like this" is what I have in mind, but it's difficult to explain it in few words.
>It's good if she enjoys videogames as a media of entertainment, or doesn't mind her boyfriend playing them and discussing the stories, the author's intent and so on, which will happen with books and movies as well.
>facultative: likes to share and discuss about music and getting others to listen to what she listens. I like to hear why you like this or that in general.
>likes to discuss of philosophy, politics and other topics to share her POV or finding a common truth she agrees on. Any radical mindset or closure is not accepted nor is what I seek in an open-minded person.
>likes to keep herself healthy and with various interests: this can go from typical bodyweight/gym schedules to home-exercising to being careful about dieting to do more extreme things like Muay Thai, MMA, archery and others. As long as you want to strive to be healthy or hear why I would like you to be, I'll be happy to share my thoughts on it.

To be continued
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>>24012424
>enjoys leaving small surprises or being overall caring
>whether sexually open or not, is willing to talk about it and experience if we can be mature and good sexually
>enjoys being in complicity and confidence with her boyfriend as well as contributing to his health with varied meals (attempted or properly cooked); complicity+health example: if I find pineapples ready for the day I'll know we are later going to shut ourselves in the bedroom and forget about the world for at least some hours.
>willing to work to build a family (whether of 2 or with kids) and have a decent house, decent things to leave afterward like a personal library and a good place to live in, and so on
>doesn't like to share her problems, but knows she can count on her boyfriend and few good friends, with an attitude aimed at solving them rather than just complaining.
>doesn't mind different lifestyles or co-existing with different lifestyles (example being with someone that smoke/doesn't smoke, someone that eats meat/doesn't eat meat, and so on. No radicalism should be imposed regardless of your lifestyle, discussing it ok)
>whether in a good situation at the moment or not, with her job, her family or other problems, is willing to give her best to go on
>will take time and efforts into it and dedicate herself to at least try and get to know me, rather than talk with dozens of people for the same purpose. You're free to do the latter if you want, but the point is to get to know each other and see if we can be decent acquaintances that understand it won't work out with more than half-assed tries, very good friends, or something more
>I don't like revenge attitudes nor childish behaviour: we're adults, we should behave like ones and be in harmony whether it works or doesn't work out.

Me:
I'm all of the above, seeking someone to complement. Both me and others are more than these 2 posts, so write to [email protected] if you're interested in talking more.
>>
>Her

>20-23
>5'3+
>Thin/Athletic/Curvy/Possibly a bit chubby
>White or Latin
>If white no brown eyes unless they're immaculate
>Short hair or frequently puts it up, color doesn't matter
>under a C cup
>Nice ass
>Switch
>Doesn't expect me to carry the relationship single handedly
>Enjoys drinking, even if she can't hold her liquor
>Kind (can't stress this enough)
>Loving
>Kinky
>Open to new things
>Wants to travel
>Doesn't accept just being "okay" and strives for better
>Abhors non-monogamy as much as I do, or at the very least is a closet cuckquean
>Can Sing
>Plays Piano
>Big sissy when it comes to bugs
>Has a collection of Sun dresses or skirts
>Moderate libido to the point of wanting some form of sexual experience a day.
>Can keep a level head
>Won't wait days to bring up an issue
>Does not have a belly button piercing
>Can handle not wearing makeup around me
And most importantly
>Likes hairy men
Bonus:
>Has a French/London/Australian accent.

Me:
>20 very close to 21
>6'1
>156 currently, just dropped weight over the past year, working on getting fit now
>White
>Blue Eyes
>Short dark hair (trimmed very short, because balding is in my near future)
>Hairy
>6 inch dick, 7 when I'm really turned on.
>Virgin Switch, just not into humiliation.
>Love drinking, and I don't get hangovers so I can party for days in a row
>Kind. I absolutely love helping people and I'm currently seriously contemplating the peace corps.
>Affectionate
>Protective
>Can be jealous
>Very humor centric, but always serious when talking about my S/O
>Quite a few kinks
>Always down for a new experience
>Dream of traveling all over the world
>Could never cheat, and definitely never partake in a threesome with another man.
>Primal, almost caveman like when it comes to being territorial
>Logical
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>>24012240
>yfw /v/ gf
>we won't play videogames just bitch about them
>>
Her:
>humorous
>no American blood
>not slutty
>not an attention whore
>not a liar
>speaks multiple languages
>can handle dark humor
>can handle gore
>has a job
>doesn't leech off of people's energy nor money
>loves music
>open-minded
>an explorer
>loves animals
>knows the feels of loneliness and not mere feels of being alone
>18 and up

Me:
>18
>6'4"
>slavic (Croatian and Serbian)
>Floridian
>musically talented (play guitar)
>play vidya
>loves the pain in lifting weights
>traveller
>bit of a nerd
>loves the cosmos
>loves nature
>has a job
>knows how to have a good time
>humorous (sometimes in dorky ways)
>emotional
>musically sensitive
>artistic


Kik: PachkaSigaret
>>
>>23992908
>open relationship
>wants children
What a fucking train wreck.
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>>23999999
Perfect
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>>24000441
>22
>Just barely scraped above 6'0''
>Decently built
>As long as you don't weigh more than 205lbs and are shaped like a barbell :^)
>Dark brown almost black hair, stubbly
>No tattoos, definitely not trashy enough for sleeves
>I'm told I have a very good phone voice
>Not in military or planning to
>Knowing myself and what others say about me I guess I'm pretty smart
>Clingy only if I feel safe enough to be
>Very possessive
>Want to do sambo and boxing
>I have never cheated on any woman I've dated and never will
>Won't leave as long as you live up to my expectations
>Kind of a jerk/egotist but I can be pretty thoughtful and polite when someone has earned my respect
>I have only ever wanted a serious relationship
>Making 19$/hr at a student job... planning to make some decent bank in the next 2-3 years after my degree
>I like trying new beers and wines but I don't get drunk... ever.
>Europe and Japan (I'm a secret weeb)

Skype is derrdurr - I kind of ended up describing myself so anyone who likes it feel free to add me.
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Me:

>smoke pot
>listen to hardcore/beatdown music. Anything aggressive desu. Also like pop punk. Lol
>exactly 6 ft
>mixed black/mexican/Puerto rican
>from Texas
>play tons of video games
>atheist
>Mid sized. Not fat nor skinny.
>really relaxed and I dont complain about much

Her:
>18+ yrs old
>looks don't matter too much.
>not obese. Thick is cool
>smokes pot or doesn't, but won't complain about me doing it
>someone to just chill with me
>dont have to have same interests as me, but at least have an open mind such as I do.

Kik. Killa_220
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>>24000441

I don't fit most of your criteria for an ideal mate, instead I would like to talk with you a bit if you don't mind/have free time. My email is at the end of this post >>24012476
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someone cute who isn't nice to me out of pity
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>>24000441

I fit all of this except the height part. I'm 5'8-5'9 at best. How much of a dealbreaker is that?
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Her:

18-35ish (age doesn't really matter that much to me. An age gap of any kind would be a plus)

Politically, you're a Conservative.

You love America, bonus points for raised in the south. GRITS.

You know how to handle a gun.

You play video games and are actually good at them. Bonus points for GTA: Vice City and/ or Super Metroid being in your top 5 games of all time.

You like getting 'all dolled up' and being treated like a princess.

You're nice and sweet.

You believe in God.

You're honest and loyal.

You want kids. Yes, more than one.

Into, or at least open-minded to light bondage and roleplaying.

Preferably a brunette.

That's all bc I'm on my phone and this is already too long.

Kik: snake9800
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>>24013582
I fit literally all of this but I'm a guy

sorry
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>>24013592
I have the inkling suspicion that might be a dealbreaker
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>>24013615
It's a dealbreaker for everyone, sigh
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>>23993584
You seem cool but I'm outside your age range.
>>23998924
Once again I am too old.

Her:
>preferably older or same age as me
>confident
>white or light hispanic
>dark hair, light eyes(not a deal breaker)
>not obese, has visible hips and waist difference
>likes or will tolerate metal
>likes or will tolerate vidya
>knows what she likes sexually(bonus points if she is slightly dominant)
>intelligent
>will smoke weed and drink socially
>will entertain my drunken semi-philosophical ramblings when I drink too much
>doesn't care that I smoke cigs(trying to quit but I've been a pack a day smoker for years now)
>doesn't have a problem just hanging out all day
>is comfortable with not talking all the time(I'm not bad at communication I just prefer not to talk at all sometimes)
>likes cats or animals in general

Me:
>24
>white
>5'8"
>chubby but losing weight
>intelligent
>shoulder length dirty blonde hair
>laid back, very calm in most situations
>dropped out of college due to personal problems, going back this year
>interests include: Vidya(most genres expect jrpgs), music(metal and synthwave mainly, dabble in other genres), playing guitar(poorly for how long I've been playing), technology, astronomy
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>>24013592
Haha. I don't swing that way, but if I did you'd be a keeper.

Nice to know people like you exist.
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>>24010102
It wouldn't work with us bc you're so far away, but you're really cute.
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Her:
>18-28
>pale
>dark hair
>cute
>skinny
>nerdy
>under 5'5"
>tattoos or piercings are a plus unless excessive
>plays games or tolerates them
>likes cars or tolerates them
>likes or tolerates Anime
>somewhat shy
>somewhat clingy
>submissive
>decent sex drive
>non smoker (weed is ok)
>doesn't drink a lot
>prefers to stay indoors
>night owl
>can take sarcasm
>like offensive jokes
>hates country music
>prefers simple easy to make food or eating out over fancy meals
>likes dogs
>doesn't want kids

Me:
>25
>Canadian
>Short (5'5")
>pale
>blue eyes
>short dirty blond / light brown hair
>skinny, borderline fit from work
>3 tattoos
>night owl
>kinda quiet unless talking about something I like
>into nerdy things (superhero movies, computers, GoT)
>work in the oil and gas industry
>Gaming is my main hobby, Cars being a close second
>Prefer staying in the house unless it's to a car meet or the track
>Don't smoke anything, drink rarely
> I love dogs, cats are ok to but I am allergic
>Only anime I actually watch is Dragon Ball Z and Initial D
>sleep a lot
>I like going for midnight drives to Mcdonalds or Tim Hortons

Skype and kik: stevo8o7
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Him:
>20-25ish
>Lives in US
>Taller than me
>Bulky/chubby but strong (If this makes sense)
>Big arms
>Ginger maybe?
>Beard
>Hairy
>Tattoos, no facial piercings
>Masculine, knows how to take care of shit
>Geeky (vidya, superheros, yaddayadda)
>Not obsessive
>Into food
>No smoking, no drugs, drinking is eh
>Funny and not too serious
>Loves animals
>Listens to Lil Dicky
Basically if you're a sarcastic, shitposting lumberjack who is into everything geeky, let's get married.

Me:
>Female, 19, White
>Usa
>5'3"
>Pale af, dyed my hair brown (it was pink)
>One tattoo so far
>Into fitness, decent body but my face is trash
>Love to cook
>Love animals
>Vegetarian but I don't care if you are
>Sarcastic and cheesy sense of humor
>Into makeup
>Not very religious, not an atheist though
>Infp
>I only wear dresses
>Dogs
>Not a feminist
>Likes camping

I don't really wanna put my kik up yet but if this sounds like you and what you're looking for let me know.
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>>23993381
Not silly.
Millions of guys like this are out there. That almost describes me perfectly.

The reality is that most of them just arent on soc. Or 4shit in general.
Honestly your best bet would be church guys. You could test the waters with vidya talk.
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>>24014407
Fit everything except not in the US, the only fat on me is on my bubble butt, and I think Lil' Dicky is annoying.

kik is DobotRicks
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lets see what i can get here


her:
>20-27
>asian or white
>eastern european or east asian
>just not fat
>no tattoos, permanent peircings
>height doesnt really matter but taller is cool
>considers games a huge part of her identity but not in the xd nerdy way
>likes deep house and kpop
>not a SJW
>great sense of humor
>neet or at least very free
>somewhat assertive
>doesnt smoke or drink obsessively
>is smarter than me (free space)
>knows a bit about sports
>is stable

me:

>23
>white cis male
>american
>6'2 220 lbs
>powerlifter
>neet who plays poker to live
>huge into kpop and deep house production
>no tattoos
>pale af
>only really cooks basic stuff
>extremely obsessive when it comes to certain games
>intp
>religion has no importance to me including atheism
>wears a hoodie and shorts year round
>tries to always be enjoyable around no matter what
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>>23993381
I think I fit most of your criteria, but would also like to talk to you putting aside that to get to know a bit better the person that wrote those words, since we sound kind of similar. My email is [email protected], hope I can hear from you if you have some free time and don't mind writing to each other for a bit.
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>>24014407
Sounds a lot like me actually. 24/M/MD, my kik is overheredummy. Though i'm not ginger and don't have any tattoos (yet).
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>>24014407
Kill me please. Give me a few months to build up muscle and I'll have fit all of those requirements except being ginger, and (as of current) tattoos.
>>24012814 here
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>>23999826
>very pale, looks malnourished
still in her goth / spook phase, wants to date a vampire
>naturally ethical
so I should do what animals do and kill my food
instead of buying it at the store?
>loves corgis
But you could never eat a whole one.
so you ask for a doggy bag at Chinese restaurants
>intersectional feminist
kill all men, patriarchy, look-raped
except when I need them to hold the door open,
open the pickle jar, and pay for the meal

Sorry we aren't interested in insane women
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>>23993381
>All the spergs that are gonna answer to this generalized criteria of things that apply to about 80% of the people
>That part where you don't describe that you might or might not be a landwhale

Baiting is an art.
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>>24015486
>not liking yanderes
>>
>>24015518
you say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>24015524
-shrug-
I have a thing for clingy girls
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>>24015570
there is a large difference between
clingy
jealous type
will kill the mistress
will cut your dick off or kill you.

frankly Yanderes tend to be the last two.
while Tsunderes tend to be the safe jealous type
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>>24015570
as for Clingy
you are thinking of a
Deredere or undere
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>>24015591
>>24015607
I have zero points in weeb; I've not heard of most of this
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>>24015611
go read this quick guide on dere types
https://www.asianfanfics.com/blog/view/411262/url
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>>24014407
i am literally the polar opposite of everything you want physically, but here's my kik anyway

spoonman92k

im also an infp btw
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>>24003267
>not older than 22
>not above 6'
I fit most of the other ones, but oh well
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>>24014407
Not sure if you're still here because the post is 11 hours old but

I think I fit that description well, 20, live in the US, frequenting the gym, ginger, getting a tat soon, into geeky stuff, sarcastic as fuck, etc.

kik is methenthusiast
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>girl asks for your info or posts her own
>isn't interested in a relationship

Why even post in these threads then?

>Hey, I know you're basically my ideal person and I gave you my contact info, but let's just be friends

Fuck off attention whore
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Me:
>22M
>Brown longish hair, usually in a bun
>185ish cm, 85-90kg(it was a long time ago since I weighed myself)
>Swede
>Virgin cause of a really uncooperative dick
>Still comfortable in sexual situations, as long as I know what you like
>Studying to become a preschool teacher, but currently working at local book store
>Likes to drink, Netflix and booze nights are great
>Pretty kind, or so I've been told
>Dark sense of humour
>Not pc
>Kinda shy
>Late summer nights/early mornings are fucking fantastic
>Likes snuggling
>Likes pretty much most music
>Can be kinda clingy if I really like you
>Dunno about my sexdrive
>I dunno ask if there's anything else

You:
>18-25F
>Ginger with freckles preferably
>Skinny/athletic/curvy/just don't be a hamplanet
>Preferably a Swede as well
>Also likes Netflix and booze nights
>Also likes to snuggle
> Sexdrive doesn't really matter as long as it's there
>Not afraid to tell me if I do something wrong
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>>24016303
Oh also, my snap is NastyMcRotten or Fegeleine.
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>>24016221
Would it reallyworth it if they're six time zones away?
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Her:
>18-26
>Human
>Lives in the midwest
>Laid back
>Offensive sense of humor
>Someone who wants to settle down but still enjoy their youth with me
>Understanding and open minded
>Has a passion/has hobbies
>Short hair
>Wears the pants in the relationship
>Isn't a control freak
>Experimental and averageish sex drive
>Self supportive
>Loyal
>Wouldn't mind a LDR

Me:
>White
>20
>Lives in the midwest
>Long hair
>280 lbs and losing
>Smokes weed and drinks
>Plays lots of vidya
>Little bit of a weeb
>Contemplating life
>Open sexually, experimental
>Easy going, doesn't get caught up on small details
>Listen to tons of music
>Drinks tons of water
>No piercings/tattoos
>Operates under multiple levels of irony
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Her: A Mommy who understands and respects that I'm a mostly adult and self-sufficient male, I just like cuddling and coloring and being read stories and doing little things sometimes

Me: the above, have a job and stuff, not into diapers and ab/dl shit
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tfw no ff
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>>24012476
>>24012424
bumping these since I stopped talking to a few people.
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Me
21
6,3
slim
green eyes
Brown hair
Likes logic thing but can be emotional
Looking long term

Her
Shortish
Cute
Independent but not to much
Games can be fun but not to much cba
Family values one day
Slim to curvy (not the extremes)
{If you have one of these and you like mine then let me know personality is the most important}
Btw if you like star signs or life's been hard for you that's a plus
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>>23998924
Add me on Skype
nonotthebeestheysting
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>>24002616
>>24014407
Read my above post, you sound like my future ex wife.
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>>23992434
You sound cool.

>Hairless is big +
I have minimal body hair, and the body hair I do have on arms and legs is so white you cant see it

>Slim is big +
check

>Matching styles of humour
I've always liked self-deprecating humor, but I'm too stupid to pull it off myself

>At least mildly intelligent (Don't lie)
Well, I'm at most mildly intelligent, but technically that counts, right?

>Below 27 years old
I _am_ 27, but I've always looked younger than my age

>Hair/eye colour doesn't matter, longer hair tends to be a plus
close to the bottom of my ribs right now

>Gamer or at the very least be able to appreciate that's what I love
Also check

If only you were a woman (and not hairy, I guess). Well, If I'm ever suddenly gay, I'll look you up.
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>>24002420
lmao'ing at noth of your lives. im clinically depressed and hate my life but at least im not as fucking faggoty as you are
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32 m Virginia 6 foot 225,beard, adorable

Kik ClayFaceVA

Dreamgurl

24-40
Cute face
Sense of humor
Likes music and goin out
In a relationship or married and is just looking for fun
Is a secret slut
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Me
>Male
>Stable, good job with benefits, owns house and car
>Crazy sex drive
>Lover of wrestling (yes, I know)
>MMO lover
>6 foot 170
>Nature lover, frequent vacations
>Desperately want marriage/kids
>Dominant
>Want to take care of someone
>Light drinker
>Social to some degree but spend a lot of time at home
>Heavily tattooed
>Extremely complimentary/loving


Her
>Nerdy
>Insecure
>Not fat or chubby, can be slightly thick
>Preferably pale with black or blonde hair
>Shorter
>Likes video games or wrestling, or workaholics/it's always sunny/other comedy shows and will watch with me
>Needs reassurance/is needy for my affection
>Soft spoken preferably
>High sex drive
>Preferably younger

Looks aren't super important. I mostly just want a girl that I have things in common with and hopefully turn into something permanent. I'm tired of dating.

Will give out contact info if I get any bite. Doubt I will. Good luck guise.
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>>24019070
Also I'm 28/ga
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Me:
>Mixed Hawaiian
>25
>5' 6''
>Long hair and a beard
>Not gonna lie, got a bit of pudge
>Live on a specific Big Island in the middle of the ocean
>Soberish
>Musician, guitar and violin
>Read a lot, game a lot.
>Generally relaxed
>Drink too much coffee
>Cynical jaded bastard
>Outgoing
>Uses humor to mask sense of worthlessness as a musician and person
>Likes horror
>Cooks pretty well

Her:
>Around my age, give or take 4 years.
>Height is not big deal
>Anything but pacific islander
>Blunt
>Able to keep up in conversation
>Quick witted
>Shares in a love of music, games, or literature
>Colored hair is a plus
>Solid sense of humor
>Not controlling
>Functions without me there
>Likes to eat
>Night person

kik: ultracowlord
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>>24006224

>Have family be important to her
Standard

>Needs to be equally loud and passionate, and opinionated as me about things she likes
Everyone thinks the stuff is better than most

>Still has to like going out from time to time
There aren't too many girls (who aren't landwhales) who wouldn't like going out
If a girl is half decent looking, they're going to want some

>Good sense of humour
Most people think they have a great sense of humour

>Introvert or extrovert, doesn't matter to me
Everyone would be somewhere on the spectrum between introverted and extroverted

>Doesn't have to play games or even with me but as long as she doesn't hate video games
The majority of people under 30 will have played some form of game, whether its "hardcore" or casual
and who the fuck HATES video games?

>Loves music
I only know one person who doesn't listen to music,
and most people I know love some form of music

>Likes animals
This is pretty vague, but at least 80% of people would like dogs, cats and cute fluffy shit
If you mean wild / less domesticated animals like birds, horses, etc, there'd still be a lot

>Creative
Vague, most people are creative in some way
I'm assuming you mean they like drawing/painting/some form of artwork
but plenty of people think up crazy shit, they just don't do anything with it

>Will bingewatch shows with me
Binge-watching Netflix is a default white-girl characteristic at this point


Most of these qualities are to be expected man, you'll find a girl like this a lot sooner than you think
Only issue is whether or not she has a nice personality overall, is attractive AND loyal
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>>24019281
*Everyone thinks the stuff they like is better than most

*If a girl is decent looking, they're going to want some attention
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>>24019003
>im clinically depressed and hate my life
tell me more anon, are you trying to use 4ch as a escape and take out on strangers your pain from a dying old man?
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>>24019346
im neither dying nor old. im just wasting away and waiting till the hell that is being aware of your own existence finally finds its end in death.
hmu if ur down
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>>24019412
we're on the same boat, anon
perhaps your soul is feeling like a dying old man
I'm not rushing into an early death, just numbing my days
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Someone who is:
19-22
Movie buff
Likes videogames
Can watch anime(doesn't need to be a over the top fan girl)
Deals with or enjoys immature me.
Is willing to put up with my dumb hobbies or willing to try them.
Likes guns
Like hiking/outdoors/camping
Understand she's playing second banana to the a bormance 10years in the making.
Someone intelligent
Someone who enjoys history
Most importantly someone who can keep up with the shit talking.
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>>24019601
My kik: varientruse
>>
>live in us
>21-24
>med school bound
>5'6
>Egyptian/Mediterranean
>c/d cup
>green eyes
>into camping/fishing
>races motorcycles
>pilots license
>wealthy and normal family
>loves to fuck
>doesn't smoke or drugs
>some type of artist
>great cook
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>>24019634
10/10 list
>>
Her:
>Twenties
>White
>From Europe but lives close to me
>Skinny but fit and tight
>Have a petit beautiful ass
>Submissive
>Likes to take in the ass
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>>24014568
ayyyyy you got snapchat? mines gijijoe
hmu you sounds cool af. Though it's hard to tell from threads like this... there's no real accuracy in these descriptions
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>>24019634
Haha you're just describing the ideal person I want to be let alone date.
>>
her
>age between 20-25
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't/rarely drinks
>has ambitions
>would enjoy cooking together
>not unhealthily fat
>willing to share interests
>accepting
>enjoys playing co-op video games, doesn't get excessively angry from them would be a small plus


me
>21
>white
>5'10"
>plays video games
>doesn't drink/smoke
>enjoy reading but have difficulty finding things I want to read
>blue eyes brown hair glasses
>computers are cool


this is harder than i thought
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Hey, 19M, pretty good looking but I look like a hobo rn because long hair/beard. Kinda chubby but cuttin rn.

Want cute girl, nice if older, tattoos and piercings are nice, big tits are nice. Into anime/manga and games. Not fat, preferably pretty thin.

I'm pretty high rn but msg me : jannemyman @ kik or ask for preferred chat service
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>>24020302
you are looking for a guy my friend...

get your standarts down or become bi
>>
>>24020422
If only that was a thing.
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>>24020422
Why do you say that?
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>>23990825
+1 for cocteau twins and kino

kinda /mu/-tier tho
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>>24000742

Holy shit they really don't lol
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>>24014407
I am many of these things including ginger!

Would love to at least chat
TRDGrif
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ME:
> 35
> Italian
> Lives in Michigan
> Have tattoos
> 420 friendly
> Introvert
> Movie Lover
> Outdoorsey
> Good career
> Own my own home
> Dark hair and gotee
> Chubbystrong
> Amazing cook
> Works as a pastry chef
> Have my own car
> Smoker
> No kids
> Big nerd
> Loves painting and drawing
> Big non judgemental Italian Family
> SKYPE:ironwolf9876

HER
>24+
> White
> Slim to average
> Colorful and outgoing personality
> great sense of humor
> Fellow nerd
> Tattoos and piercings a huge plus
> Unnatural dyed hair color also a huge plus
> Adventurous eater
> Small boobs and a nice butt also a plus
> Avid book reader
> Enjoys tea and wine
> Loves cats and dogs as I own both.
> Neat
> 420 friendly
> Not a big drinker
> Plays videogames
> Likes being spontaneous
> Good sense of style
> Tomboy not afraid of getting dolled up every now and then.
> Enjoys music and theater.
>>
Me
6,3
Alpha
Broad shoulders
Loves all music
Love videogames
Can enjoy certain anime's
Can be a fag for romantic things and long conversations
Blonde hair
Brown eyes


Her
Can have deep convos
Any age really
Able to be open and honest
Can connect on a deeper level
Doesn't mind me being atheist
Can always be up for doing new things
Preferably from Florida (my area)
Smokes and can drink at times
>>
Him:
>18-35
>white
>lives anywhere, not shit at English though
>not obese
>no piercings
>loves vidya, and isn't elitist
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>not a party person
>isn't a sassy flamboyant faggot
>not a feminazi/SJW/PC retard/LGBT activist
>preferably versatile
>kinky, doesn't mind experimenting, high/medium sex drive
>doesn't mind a LDR (for now)

Me:
>white
>22, Norway
>1.87m tall, bear/cub build
>brown eyes
>not really muscular
>short dark hair, hairy, and facial hair
>inapproperiate humour and no filter
>shy to begin with
>occasionally write or draw
>vidya fanatic. slut for mmo's etc
>high/medium sex drive, depending on the day
>love cuddling
>listen to most music genres, but lately it's been all about Mass Effect soundtrack
>I don't drink/do drugs, I do smoke though.
>not religious

kik/skype: petter94b
>>
>>23996498
thomas-graham-johnson-1

Skype me
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>>24020742
>meet all the expectations
>of a gay guy
Fuck my life
>>
Well I've actually dreamt about a girl I've never met, twice.
The dreams were nit sexual at all just hanging out doing everyday stuff.

Her:
>23-29
>5'6-5'9
>bright green eyes
>hair colour was this ginger-ish light brown
>not too skinny, at the edge of chubby
> kind smile
>expressive eyes
>quirky and spontaneous
>loves me (in the dream she always looks at me with this loving expression)

Me:
>28m
>5'10-11
>chubby/fat
>european
>hazel eyes
>dark brown hair
>sweet caring and honest
>like punk, 80s, alternative/electronic/indie, classic rock
>aspiring game designer
>enjoy staying in but also love going out sometimes and do all kinds of random spontaneous things
>have read all Discworld novels
>into visual arts even though all I can produce myself is on a pc

Well literally a dream..
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Me

>23 years
>6'3, athletic,
>Red head, green eyes
>Med student
>Music freak, play instruments
>Work-out and play basketball
>Avid traveller
>Sarcastic fucker
>Softie for animals and kids
>Both artsy and sciency

Her

>A sense of goddamn humor
>Thin to average
>Empathetic
>Rather a traditional feminine girl
>Dat ass is a nice bonus

Kik: gsigge
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>>24020797
you'd make a great gay guy ahaha
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Me: 5'11" well endowed athlete and l performer with a gorgeous curvy wife who is looking for a woman to form a triad with.

Her: be equally attracted to women and men, well read, good natured, sexually expressive with a curvy bottom heavy figure.

Basically I'm looking for a mythical creature.
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>>24016303
That's pretty much me except I'm not from Sweden.
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>>24019070
Hmm meet most of your criteria/from SC/GA but living now in NYC. Post contact info
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Her:
>laid back, doesn't raise her voice
>420friendly and other drugs
>conspiracy theorist as fuck
>doesn't think an entire day spent barely talking to each other is an issue
>willing to actually go outside and do things (something i feel a lot of people i hang out with irl need some work on)
>morbid sense of humor
>preferably sexperienced, though it wouldn't be a problem if she wasn't

Me:
>some dude on the internet who doesnt really have anything going on 'cause no one around my parts wants to do anything
>main hobbies are walking around in public talking to self and setting things on fire
>listens to a lot of electronic music and finds humor where there is virtually nothing
>long hair dont care

there are probably an abundance of girls like this everywhere but i have no idea where the hell they are
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Her:
>Lives near London
>18-30 range
>Petite and cute faced and not deformed or mentally deranged
>Generally laid back and calm but not lazy.
>Doesn't smoke or do drugs or drink excessively
>Likes to play games and experiment with new experiences
>Loyal and kind
>Has some hobbies of her own and can be a bit independent.
>Likes the idea of spending an evening or two a week cuddling for hours in my room whilst we shitpost and watch silly movies.

Me:
>25
>Post-grad stuck in dead-end job
>6'2 but fat and not particularily attractive
>Average Penis size
>Mostly shut-in
>Virgin
>Still lives with parents

Sooo when do you think VR is going to get more accessible then?
Because that's what im looking into right now.
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Him;

>26-32
>Taller than 5'11
>Lean & Healthy
>Can sing or Play an instrument
>Thick hair (any length)
>Sense of humor
>Great taste in film/music/movies
>Loves to hang out with me, smoke weed/fuck/chill
>Adores my body & willing to arouse me in any way + Being aroused himself
>Stable job and hopefully lives alone or with roomies
>Huge dick (yes I'm terrible don't I)
>Has had many or few partners IDC as long as hes clean
>Monogamous pls
>Loving, considerate and encourages me to be a better person

And yeah, I guess everything else could be left to chance for my "dream guy"

Me (her);
>21
>5'8 but I seem to be growing???
>I can sing, and I loooooooove doing it constantly all day at my computer or while visiting friends
>Medium-long hair
>Sense of humor but more in an observational way. Dry and sometimes sarcastic (also very self deprecating)
>Crappy taste in music (if its found by me) but I love film and television and have seen all sorts
>Ya. I need lots of cuddles and kisses pls.
>Obviously low in confidence.. maybe I should find that before I find my bae.
>No job but hopefully in the coming weeks... (if I can fucking finally meet the mngr)
>And yes, I pref big dicks but only because I'm too lazy to practice my kegels and.. I don't usually cum (kegels encourages orgasms)
>Had my share of partners, No judgement just don't be a cheater/scumbag
>I am not very encouraging for myself.. I require positivity in my life to really make changes but I guess many are like that
>I talk a lot, I know a lot of useless facts and I am very opinionated about a variety of subjects (benefit for conversations tho rite?)
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>>24014407
Not a ginger, don't have tattoos yet
>>24021209
21, not lean yet, does the recorder count?

Kik Randommang
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>>24021209
I match everything except I do live with my folks due to university being down the road. Saves a fortune. Skype - Tremefy if you want to chat.
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>>24021344
Oh and I'm clean + snipped.
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Over 18, under 30
Under 250 pounds
Can play guitar, bass, or drums.
Preferably colored hair but whetevs.
Im not super picky...
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>>24021426
You looking for a girl or the next member of your emo band?
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>>24021435
zing
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>>24021435
A girl, who the fuck makes emo music anymore lol.
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>>24000904
Ill do this with you but im a guy and it would have to be no strings attached
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>>24019070
>Extremely complimentary

Hi
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Ideal Partner
>female
>clingy
>short
>pale
>mentally ill (I'm mentally ill too, I feel more comfortable around my ilk)
>feminist
>misanthrope/recluse
>into artsy type things (makes things, sews, etc)
>socialist
>dresses nicely or is willing to dress nicely
>would want to talk to me 24/7/365
>values love and trust above everything else
>monogamy
>non-sexual (or issues with sex or low sex drive or whatever)
>wants a relationship to last forever


Me
>mentally ill (treated)
>recluse
>minimum wage
>above average looks apparently
>idk people tell me I'm really nice
>short
>white/pale
>too skinny
>male
>idk describing myself is hard

I think the infographics are more time consuming and fun desu
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>>24018886
What's your kik?
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>must love cats
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Him:
>18-28
>Nordic/English/American
>Tall, medium or strong build, not too thin and not morbidly obese (a little fat is alright)
>Long hair
>Good tattoos
>Passionate about music or some kind of art
>Very sensitive and emotional
>Very high libido
>Isn't uptight, entitled, arrogant
>Silly and maybe even absurd sense of humour
>doesn't have his head up his ass
>Has a deep and complex mind
>Likes to discuss ideas
>Not Catholic or Christian
>Knows his shit and isn't easy to fool
>Secretly loves to be taken care of
>Isn't strictly looking for a serious relationship
>Not strongly bigoted
Me:
>22
>Mix of Hispanic & Slavic,
>5'4, 121 lbs, big boobs, decent butt
>Short, bright red hair (dyed, natural is auburn), brown eyes
>Got 11 tattoos and plan on getting a lot more
>Passionate about visual arts, love music, poetry, movies and collecting toys
>Currently in medicine school, plan on becoming a psychiatrist
>VERY sensitive, caring, empathetic, I go out of my way to help others, I try to understand them and
>Emotionally unstable, OCD, fragile as a snowflake
>I like to fool around a lot, silly sense of humour
>Strongly introverted
>Vegan
>Very high libido
>Very tolerant
>I hate turning on the TV as soon as I wake up and before sleeping
>Easy to please
>A bit out of touch with reality
>Not great with motor, orientation or communication skills
I'll give out my skype if someone's interested.
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Him
>5'8 or taller to reach high things
>can game with me
>fluent in sarcasm
>average looks idc really
>FUNNY
>doesn't smoke as much as me
>can share dank memes with e/o
>understands i'm distant but i love you long time
>likes old cartoons such as catdog

Me
>5'1
>really long dark hair
>green eyes
>148lbs
>likes long walks on the beach and booty rubs
>shut-in becos people suck
>distance doesn't matter bb
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>>24022577
>doesnt smoke as much as me

sorry it aint gonna work
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>>24022574
I'd be interested in knowing your whereabouts
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>>24022577
Skype?
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I'm not sure I want to know what makes me like someone.
Sometimes I just can't explain, and I think it's great, but here is probably what I like into a girl:

>Spontaneous
>Open minded not scare to try new things, food or whatever
>Likes to travel, to discover new cultures, meet different people
>Would be happy to travel with me
>Push me to be a better person, to achieve my ambitions, wants me to push her to be a better person
>Is a bit nuts (see Sam from Garden State or Daisy from Barefoot)
>Keen for adventures
>Likes my sense of humor
>Can be naughty
>Loves to eat what I cook and bake
>Altruist
>Not racist
>Loves animals, a family without a pet isn't a happy family
>Not judgmental
>Compassionate
>Have passions/hobbit, she likes to share them with others
>Into movies and series
>Bonus point is wear glasses
>Kind
>Like outdoorsy activities and inside ones
>Do no do cocaine and such
>Is happy to be with me

Me (in a nutshell)
>Caucasian
>Green eyes
>Smiley
>Video-maker
>Sarcastic sometimes
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>>24022592
Mexico
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>>24022596
kik? then maybe skype?
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>>24022580
ohp
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>>24022634
ok

howdoiwhateven
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>>24022574
Heyo, if you're willing to include Australian guys in the list, hit me up, my Skype is dingodangers
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>>23993381
I fit all of those to a tee, but I'm way to shy and scared to actually describe myself. X_x
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>>24022626
getsillyo is my kik if you want to just add that.
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>>24022574
I'm interested in talking with you, mind telling your skype?
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Him:
>22-27 (Can go a little over with age)
>Slim (the skinnier the better)
>5'8 and up (I'm pretty short so my standards for this aren't that high)
>Anywhere around the world is fine
>Any race is fine, but usually attracted more to whites
>Any hair colour is fine but brown is a big plus
>Has something going on for him in life, ideally a good education (such as uni) and a nice paying job
>Being ambitious is a huge plus
>Any eye colour is fine but blue and green eyes always reel me in
>Little to no peircings and tattoos would be nice
>No drugs, not an alcoholic. I can tolerate weed
>Enjoys video games, table top games,anime/manga
>A big plus if he's into building and painting models
>Enjoys traveling
>Enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking and camping
>Has a sense of humour, not easily offended
>Not necessary, but a big fan of classis rock would be great because I'm passionate about the music history of the 1960s and 70s
>Dominant in sex is a plus
>Having some sort of passion, so they can ramble on about to me
>Affectionate
>Loyal, honest, loving, carring, ect

Me:
>23
>5'3
>female
>long golden brown hair
>blue almond shaped eyes
>White, more on the pale side
>Only a socail drinker
>Graduate student (economics and business)
>USA/KY
>No peircings or tattoos
>A combination of muscular and chubby but I'm still in the process of losing weight (was a former landwhale)
>Outdoorsy person (camping, hiking,nice long walks, picnics, traveling,ect)
>Also enjoy staying inside, playing games, really enjoy painting models
>Don't really wear much makeup
>Cheap ass jew
>I love to cook
>I'm more on the quiet/shy side
>I'm not funny but I try to be
>I love music history ( i could talk hours about it)
>Collect and play some instruments
>Huge fan of rock music (classic, prog, stoner, post,ect)

If I pique your interest, just request my contact info
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>>24023241
You seem like an interesting person to talk to. I don't have all the characteristics you want, but would you mind if we talked for a bit and share your contact?
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>>24023258
Yeah, of course! I'm fine with that
Do you have kik or skype?
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>>24023261
Skype is fine, thank you.
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Him:
>25-28
>White
>Lives in Scotland
>No piercings, some tattoos are OK
>Some muscle is nice, not too skinny or too fat
>Dark hair
>Plays similar games as me
>Likes scifi/fantasy tv and film
>Happy to watch documentaries or quiz shows
>Tolerates messyness well
>Can cook somewhat
>Affectionate and cuddly
>Dominant in bed, kinky is good, high sex drive
>Open to hobbies like D&D, will take me along and teach me the ropes
>Somewhat possessive
>Doesn't go on 4chan or watch too much porn
>In a job/finished education

Me:
>24
>White
>English, living in Scotland
>No tattoos or piercings
>Dye my hair something new every few months, tend to prefer ginger-red colours
>Shy at first but loud and bubbly with friends
>Into gaming
>Meant to wear glasses but prefer not to as I feel ugly
>Large butt, small-average tits
>medium/average body?
>Full time work
>loves cats, acts cutesy and meows
>likes a good drink once every week or two
>is lonely
>doesnt like arguing, hates violence
>dislikes modern feminism
>makes cheesy dumb jokes
>more of a listener than too talkative
>Boring :(
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Bumping again my own, will reply to emails when I have time
>>24012424
>>24012476

ps: the points aren't mandatory, they're more to start discussion together.
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>>24023241
I don't meet all of your points, but I'd enjoy chatting with you!

my skype is atl0w3
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>>24023241
Down to try. I fit most of these besides initiating "Hey let's go hike".
San Diego CA tho.
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>>24023241
Hello, I got the post with Mary Poppins in it.
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>>24023269
>>24023533
>>24023558
>>24023510

My skype is droppedbook
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>>24021146
Kik: macefaceheals

>>2402164
Hiiiii!!!!!
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My dream girl is any girl thats awake right now and wants to bullshit with my while i work. I have a gf so im not a forever alone type

Kik ClayFaceVA
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>>24023386
>>Doesn't go on 4chan

Where do you think you are?
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me
>18/NY
>6'2
>Really into hiphop,rap,soul,rnb,some shitty pop punk ish
>I'm into cities,night life
>really into fashion and that culture
>I am drugs

her/him
>17-21
>adrogynous,short hair,blonde
>short af
>just someone as into making music or some type of art as I am
>overly bubbly
>type of person in a movie, even if it don't last long
>500 days of summer type bitch
kik naturalspringdrugs
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>>23992164
I fit into everything, but I don't know to ride a bike
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Him:
>18+
>white
>on the thinner side
>taller than me
>into crossdressing or looking feminine
>doesn't have a crippling mental/personality disorder
>open-minded
>genuinely kind and understanding
>actually lives near close

Me:
>26
>5'6", 125 lbs.
>USA/CA
>asian
>introverted
>empathetic
>low-maintenance; not into fashion or shopping
>into fine art, nature, and geeky internet crap
>somewhat conservative
>shy and quiet

meh
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Her:
>18-20
>lives in UK (or open to a ldr)
>shy and/or introverted
>nerdy/geeky
>affectionate
>loves spending time together
>not the partying type
>loves talking about her interests/hobbies
>likes the quiet
>arty / creative
>no illegal drugs (weed is fine)

Me:
>18
>england
>white
>6ft 3
>skinny as hell
>golden brown hair
>blue eyes
>no tats or piercings
>full-time student atm
>love videogames
>writes in free time, some drawing too
>shy and introverted
>won't shut up about my interests
>hate parties
>only drinks scotch on occasion
>love the quiet
>likes walking in the woods
>loyal and understanding
>caring and good listener

I'm open to chat to just reply with ur kik or skype, whichever's easier
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>>24022574
Fuck it, I'll try. My Skype is softchoice123 if you aren't already swimming in semen.
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>>24022574
>not great with motor skills

Good that you have a sense of humor, because I'd totally pick on you for that a little.

Skype is sn_1987.a
Hope to hear from you if you're not too busy with other dudes.
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Her:
>18-25
>indian/swedish
>can sing
>adventurous
>420
>Is comfortable with silence
>militant communist

Me:
>21
>New Zealand
>white af
>6'something
>smart stoner
>militant communist
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>>24023386
Hah, you're dream guy is into D&D, now thats the first i have heard that, but interesting!
kik - berdm4n
skype - thebertminister
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Her
Cute Emo
Not fat
Skinny preferably
Lives in Cali
Not insane
18-21
White
Not taller than 5'9

That's about it
Me

White
Muhreen
Loyal guy
Blonde
Idk I'm not great at explaining

Snapchat eybau5
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>>24021094
Where are you from then? I'd be fine with chatting with anyone in the world desu.
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>>24023386
Besides the living in scotland, or that part of the world for that matter, I'd say I fit the bill :b
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>try to describe my ideal partner
>slowly realize I'm describing myself but with a vagina

Feels narcissistic man.
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Let's give this a try. I've never really given a lot of thought into who would be the 'perfect' girl for me, mostly because there are already so many incredibly attractive women out there with a landslide of unique features and it's the surprise and discovery that makes the process of getting to know each other more exciting. But as I said, I'll give it a try.

Her
>21-28
> 5'0-5'8
>Asian, Mixed-race, Latina; I'm attracted to difference. There is no ideal here.
> Olive skinned
> Long and healthy looking hair. Brown, black, kinda into highlights too.
> Takes care of her body.
> Respectful, loyal and honest.
> Adventurous.
> A traveller. Enjoys beaches and big cities like I do.
> That careful balance between being nerdy and being out-going.
> Affectionate but not dependent.
> Butt over boobs any day of the week. But then again, I've never dated a girl with sizeable breasts.
>Does not smoke cigarettes or drink heavily.

Me
>27
>5'11
>Short dark brown hair.
>Brown Eyes
>Fit and muscular build.
>Educated
>Adventurous
>Patient
>Perceptive and empathetic
>Thirst for Travel
>High-libido but loyal
>Pretty much willing to try anything once (within reason of course)

I'm sure the list goes on but my mind is drawing a blank right now.
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>tfw girls literally don't ask for any guys contact info in these threads

Honestly what's the point of even posting in these if you're a straight guy? I've been posting in them ages and maybe 2 girls have ever actually talked to me.
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>>24024894
guess the right girls haven't come by yet. also posting an "ideal partner" is setting ourselves up for failure. i doubt we'd get exactly what we were looking for. people probably match maybe half the traits we want but wont reply for fear of being told to go away becuz they arent tall enough or something...
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>>24024909
I often match everything but can't be bothered to chase someone for contact info who most likely just posted for some sort of validation anyway. These threads are for fun, not for meeting people. I did make a friend though.
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you (m or maybe even f, dunno):
>18-23
>skinny or fit
>little or no beard
>not too much body hair
>will call me cute names :3
>long hair
>doesn't likes people but knows how to handle them (isn't 100% socially retarded)
>isn't that type of idiot who can only talk about 1 thing and 1 thing only (be it vidya, politics, haplogroup charts or whatever)
>in europe but for anything serious, rest of the world is fine for not-so-serious stuff


me (female):
>19
>western europe
>no ambitions, I just want to finish uni, find a job, masturbate and then die
>depressed for as long as I can remember but can hide it well
>dress like rubbish most of the time but not always
>no real hobbies
>paranoid
>used to weight 35kg (77 pounds I think) a few years ago, normal-ish weight now but trying to weight a bit more cause I still look weak
>look cute when I put the effort into it
>short
>I don't care about things that don't concern me or my local community directly
>prefer mountains over the beach
>live in an isolated place
>had really high hopes that ebola would kill everyone
>say/think inappropriate things when I'm angry or upset but I don't really mean any of it
>???

I'm unlikable, aren't I?
thank god for anonymity
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>>24024937
just had my hair cut back a bit but i think i match that if u wanted to chat
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>>23990809
well here we go

Her:
> 18-25
> Asian or Hispanic
>slim or skinny, average is fine just not obese
> tattoos and some piercings
> dark hair or dyed hair
>plays video games all the time and always wants me to play with them
> can be a little weebish but not super weeb
> supports me emotionally and cares when im down
> shy, a bit of a tomboy and sticks up for me
> enjoys being lazy but still wants to go outside and do things too
> huge sex drive but still wants to do nonsex things with me
> in to the paranormal and wants to go exploring
> super kinky
> had sex before or never
> dosent do drugs
> always wants to solve the problems in the relationship
>lives near me

Me:
>white
>22
>lives in Davis CA
>tall and average build, blue eyes and brown hair
>really into video games and tcgs
>wants to cook for you
>not really competive at all
> really into wargames and the world wars
>loves just laying and cuddleing in bed all day
> i listen to mostly metal but i delve into other genres as well
> the most loyal guy you will ever meet
> wants to have sex at lest once
> works as a dog walker at a retirement home
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>>24025012
oops forgot contact info
(530)-219-9313
Andrew.Ricci7
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>>24024948
>arty
>open to chat to just reply
>ur
>i
>becuz
>u

You're probably on your phone, but ehh....
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>>24025021
I was when I posted this but that second line is inexcusable. apparently I forgot how to english there...
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>>24024937
mind sharing your contact? I'd like to talk with you.
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>>24025036
Whats your kik?

>>24025055
My cat just ran away, I need more than a hug
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>>24025056
If you post your kik I'll message you
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>>24025068
sorry to hear about your cat.
my kik is Overworlder97, stupid name i know...
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>>24025084
I don't use kik much because it doesn't work well at the moment (for me at least), but we can try, it's: personalthrowaway
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>>24003267

If you're still paying attention to the thread, I responded to the message you sent me, but since it was never even read I suspect you got over 9000 responses because you were silly enough to post your kik directly. Feel free to message again!

I'm here:
>>23992981
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>>24024937
You're someone I would be friends with, which country in Western Europe?
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>>24025156
italy, right at the border with france and switzerland
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My dream girl is lexi. I love her. Shes gone and I dont know where she is.
Me:RedMatzoo
Her:LexiCurie
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>>24025195
Uhh me too, are we already talking?
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Me (Girl):
> white
> 5"10 and embarassed about it
> a closet weeb desu
> plays vidya sometimes but not really
> shoulder length reddish brown curly hair which is very thick and slightly wild sometimes
> skinny, slim frame
> English
> hazel eyes
> freckles on nose
> love to laugh
> introverted, slightly shy
> quite artsy
> not easily offended, pretty chill and sometimes lazy

Him:
> 18-20
> the taller the better, pls be taller than me o lord
> dark hair and eyes
> not super muscly or buff, kind of like it when a guy is quite chubby yet strong
> super dominant
> crude sense of humour
> sarcastic mofo
> honest as fuck, just tells me how it is
> laid back and chilled
> protective
> not super sporty or athletic
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>>24025265
I fit the bill except I'm out of the age range.
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>>24025265
you sound like my type, do you want to chat?
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>>24025265
Can I just send you my explict drawings and chew the fat?
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>>24025211
Uh, don't think so.
Unless you're someone I know irl or on fb or anything D:

valleé d'aoste ici, pour être claire
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>>24025265
Snap: matteddy101
I fit all of that except I'm 21
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>>24025289
No, just made friends with another Italian girl that's kind of similar. How do I get in contact with you?
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>>24025306
I don't have a working pc for the time being so post your kik and I'll message you
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>>24025265
>>24025265
22, but everything else sounds like me.

Kik is chimsoncrin
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>>24025375
Can you post a throwaway or 10-minute-mail I can send it to? Don't want to post it and then you're already sleeping.
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Okay, let's embarrass myself with one of these.

Me (male)
>27
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>185, working on dropping about 10 pounds, or turning it into more muscle (most of which is currently in my legs/butt courtesy of cycling)
>Hazel eyes
>pursuing PhD in hard science field, ultimately want to teach/do outreach
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music (Dvorak is god)


Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

That's all I can really think of for now.
Skype: sn_1987.a
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>>24023157
give me yours and I'll add you.
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>>24025265
I fit almost all of those! Kik is sttheme :)
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>>24025807
See post above this comment. If any of that sounds good, you know where to find me!
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>>24026029
Above the comment I'm replying to that is. I'm an idiot and didn't word that particularly well.
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>>24014407
Gonna bump this one because the few people I've talked to have kinda fizzled out.
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>>24024402
>wanting to date the opposite-sex version of yourself.
This has never made sense to me. In my opinion, a union would be stronger if each of the two reinforces the other and they make up for each other's flaws. I would want someone with whom I can run a household effectively. But hey, that's just me.

>>24024894
I posted an "ad" once in one of these threads and subsequently laughed at myself for having any expectations of contact. Way too niche, apparently.
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>>24024894
there's no point. You hit the nail on the head. That being said I get depressed reading these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

Alone again. Naturally friends.
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>>24022537
That's me. Be my waifu pls~
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>>24026120
You fit my post I guess but I don't really fit yours
>>24002570
>>
>>24024894

I find it entertaining. I actually enjoy encapsulating what I want within 2000 characters; it's somewhat of a challenge and I find it cathartic. And who knows, you could get lucky. In that respect, it's like playing the lottery. Do it for fun, not because you really expect to win.
>>
>>24026634
Actually I think people who play the lotto lose out on the fun of las vegas. If you're gonna gamble might as well do it somewhere that you can enjoy gambling.
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>>24026646

In a random stroke of coincidence I actually love traditional table gambling.

But I also like getting a scratchcard in my stocking at Christmas. It's a nice little mindless fun moment.
>>
>>24022574
my kik is wildbananasbunina
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>>24013630
I just realized I didn't leave my kik. Which I doubt matters but its lateralus404
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>>24018994
Ayyyyyyyyy if you ever do suddenly get gay SirMirrage is me
>>
>>24027250
>>
>>24025807
>>24022574
I've noticed now your reply, I prefer not to post my skype for the moment, you can write to me either in kik at personalthrowaway or via email at [email protected], looking forward to talk.

>>24025265
Don't meet height/age requirement, just want to talk with you if you don't mind. My contacts are above.
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>>23998924
18
Kik me at Rbard123
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>>23999826
That's pretty much everyone I've ever seen/met from /tg/
>>
Me:
>20
>Fat, nice butt, big tummy, average booobies.
>Canadian
>Neet until Sept/January
>Kind of autistic
>Ok in the face area, glasses, blonde.
>Owns PS4 (only has 4 games maybe)
>Confused sexually
Him:
>18-30
>Nice, can hold a conversation.
>5'8+
>Chubby/Slim
>Plays vidya/ owns a PS4, or 3DS
>Smokes/drinks
>Autistic
>Outdoorsy
>German maybe
>Has a lot of free time
Reply with contact info, skype, kik, snapchat etc.
>>
Me (Guy):
> 6"2
> loner but still need social contact cause tfw human being
> plays vidya teamwork
> Design student/Barista
> Competitive shower singer
> Brown neat hair
> slim frame
> English
> blue eyes
> good jawline & embarrassing pig nose
> love to laugh
> I craft cool shit for rainy day fun
> not easily offended, relaxed and friendly

Kik @ Keep_Burning
>>
>>24028080
I'm most of these things
Kik: oneofthosedeafmutes
>>
>>24028080
I play many video games but full disclosure lack a PS4.
kik is mrdespair1990
>>
>>24028080
Fit everything except PC master race and not German.
kik: DobotRicks
>>
>>24028080
could message me on kik, logo1117
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>>24020742
Nice
>>
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Her:
>19-33
>White, South-Eastern Asian, or Black
>Lives in Texas or near Texas
>Either muscular or average-weight
>Tattoos are a plus so long as they aren't trashy
>Long hair
>Plays vidya, even trashy MOBAs are alright
>Will enjoy helping me find girly clothes that work on a chubby trap
>Either not a weeaboo at all or creepily obsessed with it
>Kinky as hell, but not slutty
>Not shy
>Introverted but not hiki-level
>Can be clingy, but needs to at least be willing to deal with my clinginess
>Has her own hobbies
>Not a vegan or someone who follows any ideology to an enormous extent
>Can deal with someone who's hypersexual
>Smokes and/or drinks
>Assertive as hell, mostly dominant
>wants to take care of someone with debilitating conditions

Me:
>White
>19
>Long, full, curly, black hair
>5'9"
>Trap (Male, not a tranny)
>Live in Central Texas
>Actually chubby, not that obese BS
>Brown eyes, use glasses
>Look slightly above my age, pass fairly well
>Mostly financially independent, medically needy though
>Seizures and anxiety problems, coupled with hypersexuality and a lot of adverse reaction issues
>Good writer, musician, and speaker
>Play a lot of vidya in my spare time.
>non-virgin, only had experience with one girl who's passed away since then
>I like to argue, but tell me to shut up and I will
>extreme loyal
>touchy-feely
>I mostly like to talk about psychology, sexology, music, and degenerate shit

Will post contact if requested
>>
>>24027286
Kek.
>>
>tfw you're attracted to middle-aged men but they don't browse 4chan
>>
>>24028894
Yes we do
>>
>>24028894
>tfw no milfs on 4chan
>>
>>24025306


lucario?
>>
Me:
>25
>White Female
>Pacific Northwest
>5'5, 200lbs
>Enjoys all horror movies, most horror games
>Prefers subs to dubs
>Cooks often and likes to learn
>Draws pictures sometimes.
>Overall wants to get out and experience the world
>Not very sensitive
>Told I am good at sex. I have no idea what i'm doing. Is sub.
>Will accept most social cultures except feminism

He:
>Likes me
>Tries
>Understands
>Preferably around my age
>Keeps me company
>Makes me watch new shows and music
>Kinda tubby?
>>
>>24022606
I like you, guy. :]
Contact info?
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>>23993381
This is literally me except for the age.

I'm 19
>>
Me: 25 f
Short
Slightly chubby but not bad
Thick dark wavy hair
Brown eyes
Stubborn
Not religious
Don't want kids
Rather be home watching movies than party but can do both
Cooking
Video games
Horror movies
Anime
Tattoos
Always shaven
I'm a cynic
Dark sense of humor
Sexual if you are good at foreplay
Strong willed
Works long hours
Keeps place clean
.
.
.
.
Him
24-33
Not a slob
Not a drunk or druggie
Good work ethic
Not a religious freak
Good smile
Confident
Loyal
>>
>>24029368
8 match it all, baby. Now send me that contact info.
>>
>>24029368
I match those except for confident.
>>
>>24029401
Why are you not confident?
>>
>>24029368
I match this description pretty well, I'm 26. What's your kik? We can get to know each other? :)
>>
>>24029368
I have all of those qualities and love anime...klypto928 if you want to kik
>>
>>24029425
I lack relationship experience and don't have many accomplishments that I can openly show others.
>>
>>23991265
hey do you have skype?
>>
>>24029368

Softchoice123

Add me.
>>
Him
>Intelligent, I need to have intellectual debates and I love science
>Will play video games with me
>Liberal and open minded
>Not romantic or overly touchy-feely
>Loves animals
>Emotionally stable and caring
>Patient
>Driven about their future
>I literally don't care about body type or appearance, but I guess I prefer a little squishy?
>Dom

Me
>Long brown hair and blue eyes, glasses
>Pale as shit
>Piercings and gauges
>5'7 and a bit chubby but not fat
>Kinky as shit
>Massive gamer
>Atheist but not a dick about it
>Blunt and accidently rude
>Wants a family some day
>Works hard as fuck
>Mentally unstable: aspergers, bipolar, anxiety disorder, learning disability
>Sub
>Neuroscience major (pre-med)
>Asexual
>>
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>>24029263
contact info?
>>
>>24029521
How the fuck are you kinky as shit and asexual?
>>
>>24029521
>kinky as shit
>asexual
wut?
>>
>>24019440
help me please... anyone
>>
>>24029572
>>24029582
Asexuals can have sex. I'm just not interested in it, and find it rather boring most of the time. I only really get off by pain and kinky things. Also I experience no sexual attraction to anyone. Doesn't mean I can't fuck. It's weird desu.
>>
>>24029521
>Liberal and open minded
ew
>>
>>24029613
Contact info
>>
>>24029521
Kik
usernum12645
I doubt I'm as intelligent as you but I love sciences and I learn fast
>>
>>24029690
*quickly
>>
>>24029521
I match those traits, I'm curious about you as you said your asexual but you're kinky and into guys, do you have kik?
>>
>>24029714
Fuck, you're*

I'll blame my phone on this one.
>>
>>24029700
No one like a smartarse, go be petty elsewhere.
>>
>>24029723
I'm just helping you learn more quickly :^)
>>
him:
>white
>likes the stuff I like
>has a nice voice
>at least my height
>will boss me around

me:
>white
>5'8"
>long hair
>perpetually happy
>smokes
>not very smart
>can cook
>loves animals&kids

oh man. I think I might be a hippie.
>>
>>24029763
I`m not quite sure how I feel about matching the list of a possible hippy.
>>
>>24029763
What stuff do you like?
>>
>>24029763

Are you hot?

Nice tits?

Need more information before I start bossing you around.
>>
>>24029837
Gardening, animals, video games, cars, baking, smoking weed, naps

>>24029843
I'm alright

They're alright
>>
>>24029861
contact info?
>>
>>24029763
kik or skype?
>>
>>24029870
>>24029873
can you post yours? Preferably Skype or steam
>>
>>24029861
Smokes, plays video games, can cook

Very interested, similar interests lol. Do you have skype or kik?
>>
>>24029886
skype: caym433
Steam; caym433
kik; Caym433
>>
>>24029521
Gonna need some contact info.
>>
>>24002609
I think we'd be good together except
>blonde/red hair
>>
>>24029886
Skype kingjames2428 if interested
>>
Him:
>Australian
>Ginger, Blonde, Black hair
>6'0 or higher
>Can cook
>Likes to work out
>Kinky as fuck
>Loves me forever
>Provider of alcohol or weed
>Dominant
> Musician
>Tattoos
>Laid back

Me:
>18f
>5'2 gremlin
>Face scars, but still cute, I guess
>Bisexual
>Can be a tranny chaser
>Ambitious
>Can make a mean breakfast
>Fake ginger
>Nice ass

Skype: radvelvette
Kik: RadVelvette
>>
>>24029889
>>24029911
>>24029993
could you run that by me one more time?
>>
>>24023386
If you cut out the Scotland part and I'm still going to uni, then we're good. The fact we're both on 4Chan kinda makes that other point void, doesn't it?
>>
>>24024894
Well I don't contact the people who post kik because I don't have one.. Other girls/guys might have this
>>
>>24029763
>>smokes
>>not very smart
It all makes sense. At least you're honest.
>>
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>>24028748
>cat eating spaghetti
But tomatos (and tomato sauce) are very bad for cats!
>>
>>24029521
I think I hit all of your categories desu, plus I'm kinky and starting my MSc soon

(Kik: DeludedMarxist)
>>
>>24028080
I'm a match for you, though I'm sadly not German. Kik me (DeludedMarxist)
>>
>>24025265
DeuldedMarxist (Kik)

You seem cool!
>>
>>24022577
>>24025265
>>24028080
Kik: Lieutenant Lazee
>>
>>24022574
DeludedMarxist on kik; I fit your categories.


(Yes I'm aware I've posted a lot to whomever is criticising silently)
>>
>>24021209
I could give cuddles for days, and I play bass; let's play music together.

Skype: thomas-graham-johnson-1
Kik: DeludedMarxist
>>
Her
>18-24
>usa?
>slim/skinny/athletic build
>either short (5'-5'4), or taller (5'8-6'0)
>will put up with me rambling about absolutely nothing
>somewhat artsy is preferred
>hates group activities as much as I do
>introverted
>into weird conversation (what ifs, end if the world, aliens, etc)
>sarcastic
>doesn't mind me cursing a lot

Me
>20
>BLACK
>usa
>average -- border line athletic
>6' even
>obsessed with American football
>like weird rap, most other genres of music are cool though
>very low self confidence
>dress like a retard for my own amusement
>hopes to sell explict art for money one day
>can be clingy -- very affectionate
>probably closet gay
>suffers from mood swings and probably some sort of mania
>naive
>crass as fuck, wildly inappropriate at times

Pls gentle
>>
>>24030568
3 coughs for self awareness
>>
>>24029886
Keptainkek Skype
Yup that's the name deal with it
>>
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Her. Not picky about anything. As long as she is kind, caring, empathetic, and rational, nothing else would bother me.
>>
>>24030874
>her
>not picky

oh, bless your heart
>>
>>24030885
Yeah, I guess I meant not picky about anything *else*
>>
>>24029455
Oh shit hey, yeah my skype is catsandbats
>>
>>24030874
Me
>25
>145lb
>white
>tall
>blue eyes
>skinny
>introverted
>hiking (in mild weather conditions)
>camping
>traveling
>nice
>understand
>empathetic
>>
>>24029606
I hear you anon, what's wrong?
>>
>>24031002
everything senpai. what is any if this bullshit anyway? why is there something instead of nothing i cant wrap my head around it
>>
>>24031291
and i seem to be the omly one thinking about these things. am i going crazy?
>>
>>24031291
>>24031319
Even the most insignificant thing has a reason to be, though we cannot see. It doesn't do any good if we try to find a meaning of all things. The current always find a way to move around the obstacles, it doesn't stop to contemplate but keep following its natural course.
>>
>>24029763
I don't smoke weed, like naps, nor do I garden, but you mentioned steam and I fit your description otherwise. I'm just throwing this out there so we can maybe play games and see if we at least get along.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/sstandards/
>>
>>24019003
Confirmed for having no sense of humor

The lady is actually a close friend of mine and one of the coolest people I've ever met.

More importantly, they had a laugh and exchanged contact info, and you're still miserable.
>>
I don't really have any ideal standards or anything

I just want to be with a girl who's honest, compassionate, emotionally intelligent, and as understanding of me and my quirks, faults, and irrational anxiety as I am oh her downsides

Just somebody I can talk to and not have to think or worry about anything
>>
>>23991352
I'm at a hiking ranch right now
>>
>>23992434
Very interested
>>
her or him, i'm not picky
>18 or over
>not significantly overweight
>preferably shorter
>has interests/hobbies
>patient
>preferably alt style or something like that
that's really all that's important to me, i think
bonus points if you smell good and you can talk for a long time about weird shit

me
>about 18
>5'9/5'10
>long straight brown hair
>very white
>skinny
>grey eyes
>heavy into /x/ shit
>i like cooking
>fugg

I don't know what else to put down
i can answer questions or post a picture if anyone's interested
>>
>>24031725
>heavy into /x/ shit
You're male, aren't you? -_-
>>
>>24031780
yup

though to be fair, i'm pretty sure /x/ has a more even male/female division than most boards.
>>
>>24031402
>More importantly, they had a laugh and exchanged contact info, and you're still miserable.

Was it necessary to try and put down an anon that probably said those words while in need of finding a laugh/something to vent off to feel better, all because the lady is a close friend of yours?
>>
>>24022574
Pretty much completely fit your criteria.
You will be pleased.
Skype: Throw.Away8766
>>
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>>24031402
It's alright buddy, I don't take it to the heart and I'm aware that there's a lot of people hurting here, including myself.

We indeed had a good laugh and I'm happy to have made a new friend by being silly, just thought of doing something different and not take life and sorrow so seriously.
>>
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Her
>18-24
>Honest
>Can challenge me
>Passionate about what she does
>A genuinely good person
>Looks have to click too, but I don't have much of a general preference, except fit or slim body type
>Doesn't smoke
>Would be great if she liked to cook, but this is just nitpicking


Me
>19
>Nordic
>6'4, Athletic, curly brown hair
>Creating is my passion (Music, art, writing etc.)
>Play several instruments
>I like to think that I'm honest and kind
>Quick to smile and laugh
>Rain puts me in a good mood

I don't expect to find anyone here, but reply for contact, or if you want to know anything else
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