[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

ITT ƆHAT/ᗡIƧƆUƧƧIOИƧ//ᙠO ƎᗡITIOИ >ƧUMMƎЯ

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 501
Thread images: 141

File: 1466989095664.gif (622KB, 480x304px) Image search: [Google]
1466989095664.gif
622KB, 480x304px
ITT ƆHAT/ᗡIƧƆUƧƧIOИƧ//ᙠO ƎᗡITIOИ

>ƧUMMƎЯ ƧUƆƆƧ

[[Wɘ'ɿɘ in ƚHɘ ƨummɘɿ ƨƚɿɘƚɔH now ƨo lɘƚ Ⴑunɘ ǫloom dɘǫin ɒnb lɘƚƨ ƨƚɒɿƚ looʞinǫ inƚo ouɿ ƨɘlvɘƨ ɒnb ƨɘɘ wHɒƚ wɘ ʇinb.
Iƚ ɔoulb dɘ ɒ ɔloƨɘƚ Homoƨɘxuɒl you nɘvɘɿ ʞnow, duƚ ƚHɒƚ'ƨ ƚHɘ ʇun oʇ iƚ.
Iʇ you ǫoƚ ɒny niɔɘ ƨunny qiɔƨ oʇ ƨHiƚ now'ƨ ɒ ǫɿɘɒƚ ƚimɘ ƚo bumq ƚHɘm]]

>ƆHɒƚ Ꭾɘnɘɿɒl - Tɒʞɘ ɒ qiɔ in youɿ ɔuɿɿɘnƚ ƨƚɒƚɘ, oɿ biɘ ƚɿyinǫ.
>>Muƨiɔ ᗡiƨɔuƨƨion
>WHɒƚ ɒɿɘn'ƚ you boinǫ␚
>>WHy you ɒɿɘ ɒ ʇuɔʞinǫ ИƎƎT wɘiɿbo␚
>Vibɘo Ꭾɒmɘƨ
>>ᙠooʞƨ you'ɿɘ ɔuɿɿɘnƚly ɿɘɒbinǫ
>ᖷilmƨ ɘƚɔ.
>>Ꭾɘnɘɿɒl ᗡiƨɔuƨƨion
>You Hɒvɘ ƚo ʇollow ƚHɘƨɘ ǫuibɘlinɘƨ, you'll dɘ biɔʞɘb ƚo bɘɒƚH iʇ you bon'ƚ, Ⴑuƨƚ qoƨƚ ƨomɘ ɔonƚɘnƚ ƨo oƚHɘɿ ɒnonƨ ǫɘƚ ƚo ɿoɒƨƚ you.
>>WHo ɔɒɿɘƨ iʇ ƚHiƨ iƨ ɒ inƚɘɿnɒƚionɒl mɘɘƚ-uq doɒɿb, ɒʇƚɘɿ ɒll.
>THiƨ iƨn'ƚ ɘxɒɔƚly ɒ ɿɒƚɘ ƚHɿɘɒb duƚ iʇ ƚHɒƚ iƨ ƚɿuly wHɒƚ you ƨɘɘʞ Oꟼ will nɘvɘɿ bɘlivɘɿ. Ƨo ƨƚoq ɒƨʞinǫ.

ꟼɿɘviouƨ ƚHɿɘɒb
>>23970150
>>
File: SHE DOES THE PAW THING.gif (808KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]
SHE DOES THE PAW THING.gif
808KB, 320x240px
>>23989162
Oh gee SCARY

I didn't stick to my character like I wanted to because my bf's character was a DANK one. So she changed from my first vision of her. Idk if that's a bad thing though. Also, I don't know if it's me being a ranger or m being really lucky but I was def one of those, damaging the most ehehehhee

All of the 4 cats love belly rubs if they're in cuddling mood. But bf and I are relatively strangers, so they get spooked sometimes if we're the ones approaching and not the cats themselves.

ONE MORE GIF

>>23989176
Ikr. Also this house looks funky. One big plant in the corner og the living room, old-school bookcases and since the owners are really into symbolism etc they got chinese, egyptian and christian pieces al over the house. I feel like I live in a fairytale!
>>
File: Ashin Wirathu.jpg (56KB, 700x263px) Image search: [Google]
Ashin Wirathu.jpg
56KB, 700x263px
Gee, I wonder what retart made this.
>>
File: IMG_20160628_034745568.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160628_034745568.jpg
2MB, 3264x1836px
I'll drop a current pic of myself even tho I can't read OP's rules guess I'll throw my chat green text states tomorrow. Enjoy my raid king pose

>>23989182
Apparently moth caterpillars can walk off bug spray so thats new, but its all bueno I cleaned them all up

Definitely sounds like your bf picked paladin or something the rolls must have been kind. Could be your just an inherit gambler from your ancestors or those dice were loaded. Probably just made it worst since you had more range than others lol

And what the hell is up with that. I thought all cats hated that, I use to get scratched for trying to do that with my other cats. Guess the one in the gif is pack leader then.

>>23989176
Your never alone here. Those bastards have been all over this house. This was probably the second time I had to go looking for their homeland. They always go for any kind of grain so they can lay their eggs so watch out

>>23989191
I also second this
>>
>>23989182
I'm super jealous. I need a vacation so badly.
Which is ridiculous because I do literally nothing all day.
But I just want to do literally nothing in an unfamiliar environment.

>>23989209
For whatever reason, mine have their homeland somewhere outside. But the front door doesn't seal terribly well, so at night they see the light through the windows and come swarming in here and I have to listen to "CLINK CLINK CLINK" all damn night as they ram themselves into lightbulbs.
>>
File: image.jpg (19KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
19KB, 600x600px
alternative metal, ambient, atmospheric black metal, atmospheric sludge metal, avant-folk, avant-garde metal, black ambient, black metal, blackgaze, dark ambient, dark cabaret, dark electro, dark folk, darkwave, death doom metal, death metal, depressive black metal, djent, doom metal, drone metal, ebm, electro-industrial, electronic, experimental, folk metal, funeral doom metal, futurepop, gothic metal, industrial, industrial hip hop, industrial metal, industrial music, industrial rock, industrial techno, martial industrial, melodic black metal, melodic death metal, neoclassical darkwave, neue deutsche härte, nordic folk music, nu metal, pagan black metal, post-hardcore, post-industrial, progressive metal, rap metal, sludge metal, technical death metal, traditional doom metal, visual kei
>Skype:
la.furra.darketa
>>
File: cuddly.gif (1MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]
cuddly.gif
1MB, 320x240px
>>23989209
even SCARIER but at least they're gone for now HAHA.
And you guessed right. Bf is a Human paladin, and he's a religious fanatic, also racist. And everyone else in our party plays a different race. He only talks to the dwarf cleric that also shares religion haha but he hates us for being BEASTS

And desu all petcats should love it. If they don't feel comfortable with belly rubs it's because they weren't treated well enough while growing up, maybe some kids were too rough when playing with them

>>23989216
Iktf hahaha, get jelly on these kitties

I gotta go shower because I'm going outside soon. But I don't wannaaaaaaa
>>
File: IMG_20160628_034621746.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160628_034621746.jpg
1MB, 3264x1836px
>>23989216
Might be the perfect time to go outside and give them a good spray or at least around the door. For whatever reason the ones in here aren't attracted to the lights just seems like they all want to hang around each other and fuck. I'm getting sick of those dusty ass bastards.

>>23989222
Oh look there you are i was beginning to worry about you and all those genres. How is experimental folk metal any ways?

>>23989242
Their gone until they find another open bag of oatmeal or something. But I'am the moth raider I'll always be on watch lol
Kek wonder how i did that. Your bf's character does sound to racist if he still talks to filthy non-humans like dwarves. He needs to get his game on lock.

Well that the truth cause the cat I have is a recuse and he dosn't like anything but sleeping. But even the kittens I raised as a kid didn't like that. They'd get so defensive or let me scratch them for a minute then just swipe at me.

Pic related tried to get him so I could scratch his stomach but that shit didn't happen
>>
>>23989269
Some guy came and sprayed the other day. It seems to have helped, although now I'm finding them dead everywhere.

Also my dad's cat won't let you touch any part of him let alone his belly. Once in a while if he's feeling real affection, he'll rub up against your leg, which gives you permission to touch him roughly three times. Time four? Your hand is coming off.
I'd like to say he's mean, but his body language seems to indicate he just enjoys fucking with people.
>>
>>23989292
Kek I'd like to say dead moths are more troublesome then live ones just because of the clean up. I'd say you got a month before they come back and fuck shit up.

Even tho your cat dosent always let you pet him at least he'll give you the chance every once and a while. Just be glad you dont have an emotionally disturbed cat man. He doesn't do anything till everyone goes to sleep.

But shit kinda does sound like he likes joshing you. This will probably be my second to last post before I hit the sack, its already 5am
>>
>>23989269
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>>
>>23989523
Of what
>>
File: 1463530166719.jpg (449KB, 700x467px) Image search: [Google]
1463530166719.jpg
449KB, 700x467px
>>23989699
>>
File: 1467125877129.png (331KB, 500x322px) Image search: [Google]
1467125877129.png
331KB, 500x322px
>>23989737
>>
File: webcam-toy-photo15 (2).jpg (88KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
webcam-toy-photo15 (2).jpg
88KB, 800x600px
Made a salad and no one died
>/Ascent/ to waifu
Only demure pics from now on.

>>23989454
It's just like said, I sleep and I still feel tired when I wake up
Sorry about that I tired to sleep, my eyes shut on their own and my body is exhausted but I can't sleep really, even today waking up after 10 hours of sleep and my eyes would shit on their own thirty minutes later, perhaps it's the weather
Idk degenerate, you tell me.


>>23988889
>Eyy fag
How refreshing :--D
Being angry implies, I am not
I'm not too bad either(other than usual shite gradually decreasing hopefully) it's physical tiredness I'm not sure why
>Giving me memes while reads real deal
Does my ascent intimidate you :---D---D
You mean like 2D penguins you ignored .
>>
>>23990245
>demure
>is impudent
Roasties gonna toasties.
>>
>>23990290
Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.

Pls tis a clean thread.
>>
>>23990245
I need to see this salad for scientific purposes I thank you, your lucky no one got hurt the authorities would probably have diced you up and then toss your salad.

But what the hell your still tired after 10 hours of sleep, think you might be dying my dear. I stayed up till 5am posting on this fag thread then woke up at 8am, still feel well rested. Got any coffee over there?
>>
File: K.jpg (35KB, 670x377px) Image search: [Google]
K.jpg
35KB, 670x377px
>>23990245
I would rap my dick in her vagina like a kebab.
>>
>>23990300
I am the embodiment of corruption, I choose the fates of threads and I have judged thy fair.

What do you plead.
>>
>>23990320
Non left sowie, that's how successful it been and hey! keep thread clean pls tx
Idk man it's been like that these days, I once went a week with 0-2 hours/day but lately
Fug what time is it there.

>>23990327
Gtfo my thread nao
You have no power here
Look what you've done btw.
>>
>>23990357
>tells me no power and to gtfo
>Look what you've done btw.
That's only the first one :^)
>>
>>23990357
Fuck guess it didn't happen then, but jajaja what kind of salad was it? Think it was two weeks ago when I cook some chicken breast for a chicken salad. That ended up being my meal the whole damn week. I'll keep this bread as clean as I won't tho I'll watch my mouth just for you granny.

I can only imagine how dark your eyes got sleeping like that senpai. And it's 11:49am, its muggy and humid but still fookin 83F man. What about your side?
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SSuc-ZLzE
Bish where you at on Skype progress?
>>23988939
Oh sorry they're from older mythology, was confused!
du snakker?
>>23988938
All of this.
>>23988889
Do what you gotta do, as you will, just hope that things turn out in a way that allows you to find peace in them.
Not far off, 22 or so.

It's going alright, despite struggling with some structure and proper cantor, it's making it's way along.
>Tennyson
I'd have to make teufelspakt to do what that madman did. No subscriptions, though, just a bit of reading. I found if I read too much or take points from sources the writing starts to resemble that, and I guess I'm just looking to form my own way from within with as little reference as possible. Paris Review is pretty bold, what's the price for a sub?
>>
File: Picture0074.jpg (47KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
Picture0074.jpg
47KB, 640x480px
>drop of one of my bosses guests to airport
>it blows up after an hour I left

This is the second time I got away with this, I'm fucking done with this country someone marry me so I can get a green card or something.
>>
>>23990780
Damn son I just heard about that on the news, and first thing i thought about was if you got caught up in that.

You know what they say about third times the charm right? Maybe you could find a short mexican lady around here, their always ready to marry and mostly horny all the time.

Just don't walk into that airport this thread doesn't need anticipation tragedy, think everyone would get even more sad and depressed
>>
>>23990943

I'm seriously gonna try applying for asylum or something. Fuck tomorrow is going to be hell at work with all people canceling their reservations and shit, fuck this county I'm done with this place not gonna be a statistic in some cunts power play.
>>
>>23990369
It's not funni either way.

>>23990405
I just used some lettuce, tomatoes, and arugula with dressing of lemon, olive oil, little salt and garlic, and Sumac
But chicken salad is good no ?
Yes pls son, and don't forget to make some soup

Oh the eye bags are darker and larger than ever
It's 68 F says google, but my room is pretty hot little breeze due to location of windows I guess, and it's almost 2 am.

>>23990780
My father was discussing going to Turkey for 9000th time just a few hours earlier, glad you're safe Anon
I'd marry you but you wouldn't want a filistin either kek.
>>
File: =).jpg (1011KB, 1368x1368px) Image search: [Google]
=).jpg
1011KB, 1368x1368px
>>23990245
Still no demurity in sight.

You're getting old that's why lol, time to find sandy husbandu asap or else it would be too late. Maybe it's because you overworked yourself during school idk, or you're resting too much. Try doing something to release the energy in burst at least.
I had many boy toys but they all left me :'(

13 years old? Everything makes sense.
Here btw another one but they weren't looking at camera.
Aww you see, you do have a heart, I bet you still have one now ;* <3
Fine :'(
Ecuador, haha.
The time bomb phony? I guess he is qt...
>sensitive
>implying
Not mexican btw
>>23990587
>Skype progress
I just made it kek sorry, you ready niqa?
>>23991389
What isn't?
>>
wish i was a bird sometimes
especially now
sometimes my heart is just so heavy and i don't even know
i feel like talking about it but i can't quite find the right expression
>Though the dull brain perplexes and retards:
>Already with thee! tender is the night,
More I read this poem, the more I am convinced that Keats was an absolute genius because every one of his lines hits me hard.
>>23989067
Thank you m9. I really hope they do, it would be a damn shame to see them gone. Still, I will try and do my best to post once in a while. Even now I am getting less and less of a regular poster, but I am still here. If I leave to my relatives, I will probably be gone for this weekend and won't come around until the next week.

It will stay like this for a long time, my brain is just like that.

Some of them might be potential school shooters, but tbqh, I don't think that half of them got the guts for it.

It's hellish actually. My body hair is more or less the same and doesn't seem to grow further, but my facial hair grows very quickly. I have to shave the every second day otherwise I get a five o clock shadow.
Yeah, possibly. I didn't have the goals that I have now then, and to quote Death Grips "I don't care about real life".

Eyy, that will have to wait. I have to earn for that sweet camera first.

I wish they'd make five litre bottles mang.

Yes, I can't. Higher I get harder it gets as I start tripping balls and seeing shit. Well, it was mostly audial and with a bit of visual stuff. I'm very sensitive to drugs and alcohol. Once I get fucked up, I am more fucked up than anyone else, I swear. It takes a good amount to get me high once I've built up a tolerance, but when I do get there, holy shit, I'm sometimes surprised of the things that happen and what I do then.

Yes, he is a manlet. He is somewhere between 5'5 to 5'7. I guess power and alpha'ness makes you grow a foot, at least mentally. I was surprised to find out myself.

I'll check it out.
>>
>>23991024
I'd say try getting one in the UK for know even tho their not "letting" foreign money come in. But twice is to many fucking times. How close to that airport do you work, I think I'd just lie and say my grandma fainted from all that. Just go out this week when your really have to man.
No on here wants you to become a damn statistic either.

>>23991389
Duck man I knew I was missing some good ingredients to go in that salad I made. I'd definitely eat your salad or most likely all of it. No dirty shit in mind. i'll have to remember that dressing you made too sounds dank. Only had balsamic vinaigrette for mine.
It yeah it was good but I ate alot of it and didn't think of anything good to throw in it. Plus some fag ate all the croutons

Kek I think I noticed that with that last pic of you I drew.
Its probably like 75F in your room then, my room does the same thing. Did you beat your sleep deprivation since your up this late.
>>
File: Schopenhauer blues.jpg (239KB, 590x421px) Image search: [Google]
Schopenhauer blues.jpg
239KB, 590x421px
>>23990245
Not so much, it has barely been a few days anyways.
>implies, I am not
I sometimes wish you spoke English, but I am sure you do, so I wonder what is wrong with you: either you are attempting to translate Confucius or just trying to reach some new poetic height a la Pound's imagism. ( Great poetical movement, Ripostes is nice )
Ah, I'm very glad. I guess some of these talks might've inspired you a bit, if not, at least made you more self-conscious of this and that. Get outdoors more, read about nutrition ( good diet literally improves your mood and makes you more energised ) and get some cardio. Should kill the sleepiness. And remember, physical ailments are sometiems the greatest muses; Nietzsche was the most productive when he was constantly sick, stateless, sometimes half-blind, with muscle cramps, fever and God knows with what else. There is a good reason he wrote aphorisms after Wagnerite days.

Not really. You don't aim high enough anyways. I'm only worse in that I don't have a fancy education, but I am working on it.

What 2D penguins?

What do you think about this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtB4kxfQPs
My favourite now. Been spamming it, I know. I just do the "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" all the time despite having shit voice.
>>23990587
Hah, I don't really look for peace, but I understand you. "One must have chaos in him to birth a dancing star". Very banal thing to quote, but you might understand the sentiment.
Same age as the high prophet Eliot. When will you write your manifesto?

What's the length you're aiming for? Fiction/non-fiction? I have an idea for a book, I started writing some, but it was all on the tablet and I lost it. I have to rewrite it all, it wasn't much, maybe ten thousand words at most. "Manifesti; or selfsame" is the title.

1/2
>>
File: i have nice shoes.jpg (87KB, 953x953px) Image search: [Google]
i have nice shoes.jpg
87KB, 953x953px
>>23991503
>>23990587
2/2
What do you normally read? Favourite novel? Ah, the same. My posts are sometimes affected by this as well. God, I was so verbose after reading Goethe and the romantics kek. Very cheap for Americans. 40 $ for the yearly subscription. The magazine is a quarterly, so you have four issues. It is very cheap if you get it for three years, only 90$. For me it is more expensive, but that is because I am an European. 55$ for a yearly one, but I think it is worth it. Hopefully they deliever to Latvia, if not, maybe they have an e-magazine or something.

>>23990780
You can marry me, I am a very faithful husbando.

How's thing other than that?
>>23991408
Very nice cats. Reminds me of my grey one. He is all over in scars because he gets in fights all the time and I am surprised that bastard is still alive because some of those wounds are legit disgusting to look at when fresh.
>>
File: DSCN1092.jpg (162KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
DSCN1092.jpg
162KB, 1024x768px
>>23991408
Your filthy eyes wouldn't recognize purity if it laid right in front of you
I try I guess, but not in a burst, not much room to do here
Name one

Kek I used to come home with all kinds of scratches and bites from these cats
I remember one of them once was calling me in the rain for a long time, I finally recognize that the voice is the cat I go outside and she takes me to her babies she just had in rain, apparently to help her
So I opened the garage and took them there put them in a box with dry blanket
She was smart
Then I had her adopt another two approx of same age a while later by constantly placing them with her own, they had no mother
And the kids got along kek

Aw little one looks like tiger
Yes that smexy NASA shirt tho
I know what you are
No it isn't tbqh.
>>
>>23986791
Me too :/
If only we could, might have to wait another 50-100 years, but no point in that.
For X/Y? I thought they didn't have an emulator for 3ds. I have the other emulators though, will be good for the plane ride.
It is, especially since everything is coming up into one point.
They do suck, but at least it was an attempt at something.
Ay 420 pokemon before 420 was cool.
I think that one is worse kek, so many counterfeit cards, haven't played Magic though.
Why couldn't I have been him?

Idk, I eat one semi large meal in the evening if that helps.
Are you a genius?
>>23987028
No he is Woody.
Drop them now if you can, kek you predicted right though. I'm good now, tomorrow is another day.
Red it is, vomit is for my asian gf when I get one...

>hopefully no one
Yeah hehe no one has...
Hopefully not but people you never know, it doesn't bother me if people don't like me for such trivial things though or for anything justified for that matter.
I guess, I rather let the person talk first if they want to. No I don't think so lol, she just started taking the real deal, but I think she used to pop prescription pills though :/

Kek I should've done that but I rather ask to be sure.
Not those types of hookups you tard.
>4 years
U wat m8
Ikr though, mostly because of shit internet connection.
I haven't played in a while but I hear you, I get a bit competitive in everything lol.
Yes I hope kek, they had to get married because of that, I think they were going to but they had to rush it and not a religious ceremony so everyone pretty much knew they had premarital.
Why not? A future 4chinner in the making lol.
>>
>>23991430
But you are a bird your just stuck on the ground with the rest of us plebs riding out the winter storm. But like all things it will pass over with time.

Atm the moment I can't say much about the regulars but the last thread was staying alive with randoms so theres still that. And its just the weekend it'll be a bitch but I'm sure you'll make it out unscathed. Just remember to say no to the devil's drink

Well the US already had a eligible winner with that oregon shooting last year. That dude was a home grown /r9k/fag

Its like that for the rest of my body hair its already hit the peak of its height. But I'm probably the same shaving every two weeks with facial hair, even tho it dosn't grow far its still crunchy and curly af. I'd trade my ass hair for chest hair, maybe
>My fucking goal is to shit and b8 till the day I die bitch, what tha fuck i got to lie for.

Just put that on your queue then, you got a long list now. Christ i wouldn't trust myself around that much cola, I can go thru a 2 liter in 20 minutes. Which isn't good, surprised I never had a kidney stone

Still I've never abused audial like that, I think I've still have never done any hallucinogenics, unless you count salvia as one. I don't. But I think you just need a good drug buddy that knows your limits before you get too fuck up. I hate being the highest cunt in the group.

Fuck dude I'm glad I'm taller then him at least I have a 10% chance of winning a election against. Thats pretty damn shocking but not really almost all the great conquers were manlets. He must have to stand on a lot of soap boxes when he makes his speeches

And the dude who mad that song was Leroy Burgess, LOGG is just one of his bands if that helps
>>
File: octavio.jpg (3MB, 1304x2693px) Image search: [Google]
octavio.jpg
3MB, 1304x2693px
>>23991521
They aren't mine, at least the mother isn't though she acts more like a pet to me than my actual cat.
Mine is that bastard's dad, who know where he is and he is the same kek.
>>23991525
Show me it and I will identify.
Then find something to do, next time make 2 salads for me.
Wtf why me, you are the one accusing ne of my fuckbois. Fine I got pickles kek.

That cat spoke? Do you have audio recording of this? D'aww that's awfully nice of you and smart of her taking advantage of your dumbness kek. What else more stories ples.
You were a cat lady before even turning into a lady ay lmao.
That babby aww, looks like it fought someone though lol, anymore.

That's why I want to keep it, since the nigger is gone apparently :'(
Idk should I? Don't want to create another troublemaker lol.
Sure he is, he is smart enough to know not to marry you.
What am I?
What are you talking about, that wasn't even me first of all lol.
I do have some pics of my baby kek here.
Also got skype now if you care...
>>
>>23991503
Sarcasm.

Not trying anything really, I just like my sentences incomplete

Yes as I never had to talk about myself
I think my diet is terrible these days

I hardly aim even, that wasn't a serious question anyway

The Lego one, doesn't matter now

Dark adventurous vibe,a cliche maybe but midnight getaway, I like it, almost nostalgic of a certain phase of mine, I could remember the exact moment now.
>>
>>23991476
What if I told you been making it for more than a week now daily kek, Arugula is pretty healthy too
Vinegar yes, I knew I forgot something, my mother was invited today which is why I had to make my own and she told me how to do that dressing but I forgot about the vinegar
You know what my mother does too, only lettuce with honey mustard pretzel pieces in place of croutons, with cesar dressing, you should try that it's quick and good

You drew it, thanks forgot to check on that thread again, it was eh the picture but I figured I came a long way to worry about one bad picture anyways, but thank you for actually drawing it again
Eyes are not so sleepy surprisingly only during the day, but my body feels tired.
>>
File: cheeki breeki.jpg (45KB, 537x960px) Image search: [Google]
cheeki breeki.jpg
45KB, 537x960px
>>23991568
Something is wrong with my wings then, I guess. Yeah, time does that.

I was really surprised to notice some people who weren't regulars discuss stuff. I guess that is really nice. I'm actually very eager to see my relatives. And no drinking. I just want to see my old haunts. I'm in search of some lost time at the moment, I guess.

Yeah, but he was also mentally ill. Then again most of the people here are quite possibly mentally ill. Depression is probably very common.

kek, I wish I could go on with shaving so rarely. If I don't shave for two weeks I look like a legit hobo.

I HAVE NO GOALS. I HAVE SEEN FOR WHAT THEY ARE ALL AND THEY ARE SPOOKS. THERE IS ONLY I AND I AM THE UNIQUE SHITPOSTER.

Yes, but I like taking photographs when I do get a decent camera, so it shouldn't be so hard to do.
>kidney stone
Yet.

Man when I got high it was always with complete degenerates. Worst I've been is being completely drunk and then getting very stoned. Like hell on earth lel.

Alexander the Great was a manlet, although that might be political slander. Non-Macedonian Greeks used to joke he needed a stool before the throne because he was so short he couldn't reach the floor. Probably bullshit.

Gonna google that shid up.
>>23991574
Steal those cats then, my mang.
That's a very beautiful cat. Mine has the same resting bitch face. He is bit afraid of me because I always establish my alpha status with my pets. :^)
>>23991580
>sarcasm
I hate that.

Yes, but I couldn't even understand you. I was joking, but it went over your head.

Well neither have I. But I have told some things. It took a while for me to start talking though.
Well fix it then.

>wasn't a serious question
Shame.
You should, but you are very different in those things. Hard to apply my own fire for those things on other people.

I actually replied to that post when I was drunk and I really liked it. Maybe you missed it, but I did notice it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8paDhfGQH4E
>>
>>23991529
Fuck woody, he could do better. Scracth I just want woody harrelson now.
Screw it first name has "van" at the end. And my last name has to do with, "The Art of ___ with a "e" at the end. But it wasn't technicality dead just deprived of good ppl lol
Kek took me a minute before I got that. But know I remember all those noodles

I say sarcastically saying, how did your kik butt date go btw?
Dude you never know some white folks just don't like other colors because thats how they were raised. Thats just life as a minority in this country. I've had enough people lock their doors in front of me.
I've let some peole just talk but sometimes its like open a very old water valve. Your going to see and hear shit you don't want to see. Thats at least in my case.

Tbqh asking is probably better, even tho its a little demeaning to my interweb power level
I know what you mean your cousin jose got you tha hookup. Thats how all shitskins get jobs nowaday
Go play online right now then and see what happens. We played that shit four years straight just to get all the fundamentals down
Fuck man thats the absoulte worst way to go out. I hope that never happens to me unless she's a jewish princess from rode island
What a great way to bring a kid up. He'll be the only one in 2020 calling kids faggots with no problem
>>
File: DSCN1177.jpg (350KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]
DSCN1177.jpg
350KB, 1600x1200px
>>23991574
You've been missing for past year
I made two actually, by two I mean placing it in two bowls
Who else, glad the poor boi got away

You know that call when they're sad
I know kek, cause then another ten cats(all I have named and know) came inside the big gay one slept on the big blanket and the other took shelter in random places, and they stayed there during the month of heavy rain
I spent more time in my life interacting with cats than humans
That baby was half dog I'm sure, she was so loyal, and kind
KEK i just remembered there's a 4 second video of her walking in the house on Youtube, which I uploaded in 2008 shame I do not have access to that account

What how long has it been, bt he looks like Nany, one in picture above when she grew up
Do it, since you wont be having your own kek
That's what he wants you to think, luminutty
YOU'RE A FAGGIT
Idc you made it happen
I don't.
>>
>>23991601
Then you should have posted pics of it you son of a bitsh. Would have definitely circlejerk it and and offered advice and asked for yours.
God I know Arugula is good for but why does it have to be so thick? Plus it looks like a wild weed leaf
And yeah i always forget how import vinegar is for salads, but at least you got the good parts in it. Idk how I forgot to throw tomatoes in mine.

Holy mother of god your mother's damn salad sounds fucking amazing. Honey mustard pretzel bites already sold me, and cesar dressing is a plus 11/10. Where does your mum get the pretzels, their hard to find over here unless its junk food.

That thread is still up idk for how long for. Kek that wasn't your worst looking photo if that helps. But be ready to be butthurt I messed you your face once again idk what the deal is ;/
Maybe you need to sync up your internal clock with your body. but only way I know how to do that is getting bruzzed or drunk and knocking out
>>
File: demure arab.jpg (44KB, 634x462px) Image search: [Google]
demure arab.jpg
44KB, 634x462px
This is a true modest and demure lady
>
>>23991612
The mama is someone's already.
The litter before had the orange tabby ones, really wanted one of those but the neighbors claimed it since the female is theirs. Also mine was the cuck that time.
Ay same here, as babby I raised it to be kinda feral and since it would always scratch me and cause trouble I had to give it a few smacks for it to learn the laws of the jungle. It can fend for itself but he still comes back to me and remembers his place.
>Fuck woody
If you mean the good fuck yes, if not someone is dying today.
Eh? Oh I got it I think kek, doj't know if I should say the full thing though. Yeah with those clue it's infinitely easier, if I git it right though.
It still is, other than you but yesterday it got busy lol.
A gf that you can kiss and get fed from, kinda like a mama bird only better.

It went well -__-. My friend forced me to get it and I barely use it only with the chick I'm talking about.
It isn't just white people, it's everyone. Only whites are more ballsy to show it off. Damn that's harsh, and yeah I mean I also try not to let everything get to me but you are right. Just one word can make the situation different.

I guess, but most usually don't want to talk about. I just ask when yhe sunject is mentioned already or if there isn't anything left to talk about.
My cousins are too young here, mostly my dad has kek. It's true though, it's kinda good cuz no resume or interview lol
No thanks, that would actually infuriate me.
It takes me a few hours to days to get it down lol, well depends I guess.
>jewish
Hey man, I like the way you think. Let's go to Rhodes then kek.
I mean the internet is probably a better parent than most people lmao
>>
>>23991612
Good.

Maybe, I cannot tell when you are anymore tbqh

I think, other than that story you first mentioned in February, I can recall a certain point after which you started talking more
I need to get somewhere first

You have answered pretty seriously so nothing for you to shame
I might be, or I might just be another fag who talks too much with no action, nothing proving an attempt till now
You needn't the education to feel superior anyway.

Thanks I guess

I've been listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8-tXG8KrWs
>>
>>23991688
>>23991643
Fucking dammit, the fuck woody onwards is for you
>>23991612
>>23991643
Sorry about that kek
>>
>>23991688
>>23991693
kek ;@
>>23991692
>>23991692
I just dislike sarcasm. I find it slavish. Opposite of what I think of as "free spirits" and what not.

That's probably because I have a bad sense of humour.

I have so many more things to say, but as of lately I feel like crawling back into my shell and stay like that. My instincts say as much.

Nah it is just that I like sincerity, even when it is very brazen and arrogant. Hard to explain now.
You have so many opportunities and potential though, that is what bugs me out.

I sense discontent, but I'll leave it at that.

Reminds me of this, kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjtJex4iX5s
>>
File: babby octavio.jpg (22KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]
babby octavio.jpg
22KB, 540x960px
>>23991671
I have, am I Nemo?
Make 4 servings next time for being such a snarky punk.
Um rouge duh ofc, wtf he came back and said he was gonna free his country or something like that.

Yes and the Puss in Boots face kek.
Are the babbies still alive, did they move out or do you some still hanging out? What big gay one? Also what were the names lol. The mom did the same with her first(?) batch of kittens, she went to the yard and went in the garage.
And you still do kek, animals are better, they won't call one mean names unlike you :'(
It has the lion stance there lol, looks pretty badass tbqh, what happened to her?
>4 seconds
>on Youtube
U wat m8
Why so short and kek did you get banned or something. I have a vid of mine climbing up the wall and my coat how make webm?

This was like a 2/3 months ago but he is like 4 years old already, I got him kinda big when I was still going out with my ex. Here is hik as a baby though. holy shet it does look alike, except it looks like yours has down syndrome lmao.
Fuck off lol, I will have at least one trust me ;)
Sure he does, I thought you didn't want sandy btw.
Ok I am, what else.
LMAO, throwback to earlier, I can make it happen again if you want. :*
Ok...
>>
>>23991612
Their probably to wet to fly senpai

Well I guess its the macro that attracts some people in sometimes. Thats what a get for using that OG gundam pic kek. But I just hope they can keep the thread going while the regulars are out doing life shit. Don't let them spike your coffee like irish relatives.
But I'm sure spending some time with your bubby should ease out shit with your life, but I have no experience with that. All my aunts still act like their in their 20s

Yeah thats one of the main problems and reason why people post there. Some of the shit I read there was pretty disturbing, idk why they brought that board back.

The hobo look is in now tho you caould pass as a intellectual dude here in the states rn. The culture here is like the 70s right now, but most bearded dude are pussbags not all tho.
>UNIQUE SHITPOSTER
Fuck this it personified right here

Hopefully cameranon shows up when you get a new camera, that dude was throwing some much knowledge at me I couldn't hole it all

Yeah yet, one of the reasons I stopped drinking so much, or maybe the only reason

You just need some chill as peeps in your company then, Where are the dutch at? They smoke alot. But fuck no wonder "its weed before beer and your in the clear" other wise you just get sick as shit and vomit like a dog

No clue about Alexander they like flib about there characteristics back then. How tha fuck did he mount his horse then if thats true? Did he have some african workers pick him up and pop him up there.
>>
How can you check the most frequently posted pictures on /soc/? I know it's possible
>>
File: WIN_20160629_02_29_32_Pro.jpg (182KB, 882x720px) Image search: [Google]
WIN_20160629_02_29_32_Pro.jpg
182KB, 882x720px
Yo guys, french guy with messy hair reporting in. I was here a few weeks (maybe more) ago and I remember having a few great discussions.

I'm not doing great these days, but I'm trying to keep myself busy and do interesting/productive stuff. I read a bit today and watched Dead Ringers (it was great!). I'm probably going to drink some tea and watch some silly videos on youtube (it's 2:30 in France). I'm also slightly turned on so I might jerk off to keep that away.

How are all of you doing tonight/today?
>>
File: tha_fuck_am_I_reading.jpg (122KB, 596x848px) Image search: [Google]
tha_fuck_am_I_reading.jpg
122KB, 596x848px
>>23991693
>>23991731
What tha fuck is going on with this, I'm as confused as the la freeway system
>>
>>23991780
I think you have to ask m00t nicely, I dine it a few times.
>>23991783
Who u?
>reads
Stopped reading there.
>>23991731
>>23991789
You tards are lazy af, fine I will rewrite it fuck you though.
>>
File: 1 USD YOU.jpg (715KB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
1 USD YOU.jpg
715KB, 3840x2160px
Happy? Sheesh.
>>23991612
The mama is someone's already.
The litter before had the orange tabby ones, really wanted one of those but the neighbors claimed it since the female is theirs. Also mine was the cuck that time.
Ay same here, as babby I raised it to be kinda feral and since it would always scratch me and cause trouble I had to give it a few smacks for it to learn the laws of the jungle. It can fend for itself but he still comes back to me and remembers his place.
>>23991643
>Fuck woody
If you mean the good fuck yes, if not someone is dying today.
Eh? Oh I got it I think kek, doj't know if I should say the full thing though. Yeah with those clue it's infinitely easier, if I git it right though.
It still is, other than you but yesterday it got busy lol.
A gf that you can kiss and get fed from, kinda like a mama bird only better.
It went well -__-. My friend forced me to get it and I barely use it only with the chick I'm talking about.
It isn't just white people, it's everyone. Only whites are more ballsy to show it off. Damn that's harsh, and yeah I mean I also try not to let everything get to me but you are right. Just one word can make the situation different.
I guess, but most usually don't want to talk about. I just ask when yhe sunject is mentioned already or if there isn't anything left to talk about.
My cousins are too young here, mostly my dad has kek. It's true though, it's kinda good cuz no resume or interview lol
No thanks, that would actually infuriate me.
It takes me a few hours to days to get it down lol, well depends I guess.
>jewish
Hey man, I like the way you think. Let's go to Rhodes then kek.
I mean the internet is probably a better parent than most people lmao
>>
>>23991796
no there was an option somewhere
pls take a break from daily meming and discussing philosophy with your circlejerking buddies itt and help me
>>
>>23991768
They're too weak to carry me.

The OP should always appear as approachable and not as some le sekrit club. What bugs people off is probably the fact that these appear as if some sort of international mailing service rather than a chat thread kek
I won't, but I am the only Aryan amongst them, they're all brown eyed people, so I have to keep my anti-degenerate senses up. :^)

I don't know, but some people have genuinely fucked up lives and I can feel a sense of empathy with them.

Yeah really? I guess my accent and European descent might help as well. But I am not the cool type of European, I am the booring Esatern European kek.

Unique one. Shed the ectoplasm of the spooks now.

It will be a phone camera, so I don't think any of that fancy advice applies.

The only reason, trust me.

Dutch are a few thousand kilometres away lal. Yeah, I vomited like a dog once. Was doing it for thirty minutes. I legit thought I'd die.

No idea. Maybe it was all hearsay. Even Napoleon's height is said to be very short, but he was actually taller than average. Anglo propaganda and in general bad readings of history art at fault.
>>23991783
Hey hey.

So-so.

>>23991789
It means that new crusade is in place to purge Jerusalem of Arabs and Jews.
>>23991796
;)
>>23991803
So what? Unless it is tied down, you can steal it.
t. Eastern European mentality

>cuck
kek, what?

I had a few feral cats, like cats that grew on their own. Fuck that mang, they are really hard to tame then. I personally used a crowbar to instill a sense of discipline, but you might lack perspective.
>>
>>23991731
Explain some more ?

Not really, I did see the attempt I'm just a little out of mood these days

I will not poke anywhere, you already know you can talk when you want to

I think I understand what you mean
As much as it sounds so American Drama-ish I disappoint quite often.

>>23991679
To be more accurate been eating it past couple weeks, if it looked nice, will post tomorrow for saladjerk purposes(kek the bois will luv this name)
Stereotype says I'm half goat no ?
Hard tomatoes are better
Fug did not know a salad could be this lewd

It's the junk food, still tastes great, you should try it

It helps I guess Idk too late to care anyway
Saved, I like it it would be boring if it were same as picture
Don't an excuse to drink, need a good plan to secure some probably not until mid July when I'm free in Franca.
>>
>>23991780
>>23991822
It's Maxim's, don't act like a newfag you don't seem like one.
>>
>>23991796
>Who u?
Nobody really.
>>reads
>Stopped reading there.
That's not really nice.

>>23991837
>Hey hey.
>So-so.
Why ?
>>
>>23991783
French dude, great
Ok first how do I buy weed in Paris/Advice
Second do you know any cool places to hang out during the evening, possibly where local bands play or something
I know I sound like a total pleb which majorly due fact I am but I need to know.
>>
>>23991822
Woah buddy you got it all wrong, I don't meme or discuss philosophy with these idiots since they have no clue what they are talking about. Why should I then, I mean I can point you to the right direction, but you're being kinda mean, totes not cool.
>>23991837
I am not a nigger unfortunately and I barely can take care of myself let alone a cat.

He was cucked into taking care of those kittens, probably why he is gone this time except they are his lol.

You don't have the dominant aura then :/.
Crowbar just to hit animals? Kinda over exaggerated but luckily you have no PETA. I just used my hands that's it, hit a pet like you would a child, except not as hard.
>>23991855
>Nobody really
This is better, same here.
Does it have to be, btw wasn't serious I just wanted to see your reaction.
>>
>>23991865
>Ok first how do I buy weed in Paris/Advice
I'm not from Paris, I can't really help you. Look for arabs during the night and ask them "Do you know where I can buy weed", I'm not even kidding. They might not be able to speak english tho.
>Second do you know any cool places to hang out during the evening, possibly where local bands play or something
Well, again, I'm not from Paris so idk. I don't want to tell you something shitty so I sorry I don't know :(

>>23991877
Well, that's what I thought. Nobody would really despise reading, I think.
>>
File: no discernible talent.jpg (160KB, 518x793px) Image search: [Google]
no discernible talent.jpg
160KB, 518x793px
>>23991840
It's not an open expression. If you are annoyed, you car sarcastically brush someone off. If you are called out, you can insist on the less abrasive interpretation of what you said. If you are safe and feel like no harm can come to you, you can insist on it being an insult. It's passive agressive. Just like bad art, you can always pretend it was intentionally bad or shocking to mask a lack of talent. It is malignant in most of its uses. Thus it is slavish and resentful.

I'm too. Tbqh, I can sense that in the tone of our current conversation. Wish I could improve the mood though. How's visa?

I can, but I don't know if I want to anymore. Maybe it was a mistake I ever said anything about myself because I am more than ever aware of my own faults and all.

But I really did appreciate what you did what that penguin, it's just that... I don't know, but it was very nice of you. I wanted to say this before, but I delayed it for some raisin.

Do you disappoint yourself?

>>23991855
Very bad month. Found out some very bad things about my closest family health wise. Have some other circumstances pressing down on me, mostly the monetary misdoings of my household. In an all it would take too much talking to explain, but it has been bad. But as I said it is so-so, so it isn't all that bad.

Been reading that Stendhal? I recommended you him. Summer is the best time to read Stendhal, at least I did as much when I was 16 ( or 15? ).

Yourself?

Ever listen to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxZpEFJhO6k
>>23991877
I knew a guy from an another town that was full of gipsies. Apparently gipsies stole almost every litter of cats they ever had kek. So there is that.

You should get a picture of the bull and put it on your face everytime he does something bad. Remind him of his kukboi status. ;)

I used a tractor as well. We have powerful cats here.
>>
>>23991753
No you're Dory kek
Next time is probably tomorrow, am I waifu yet tho
Yes he was good and gone, why'd bring him back
Wait Rouge is, your fukboi, and your SECOND too
I will tell him about this

That was years ago, many man years as I said maybe twelve thirteen fourteen, one of them was run over by a car, the two adopted were stolen by school bois and Nany was the one who stayed gre a little old then got really sick and died
Her sister was (dont laugh) Sydney and the two adopted ones were Leo and Ralph(for some raisin)
A group of the 20 cats I herded was approx seven big gay cats, I know that because they all were dudes and usually ducked each other right in front of me innocent eyes
They were bi to be exact as they also hunt females when it was that time of the year

Not really all of them are gone ;-;
Kek and it had one of those sound effects Youtube had back then like a scream or some shite
Not banned I no longer have access to that email
Idk tbqh ask Drawanon he posts many webms

He looks so qt here ;-;
Duck you mine looks royal
>Planning his next rape
Should I be reporting this ?
I now want Sandy, considering I'm running out of time need lower standards
That's enough of a word to describe you
No pls
Don't be a grill, poste.
>>
>>23991889
>Look for Arabs
Aw shieeet
No worries ;-;
>>
File: tumblr_nw7v6ugL9m1t1om7ho1_540.jpg (84KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nw7v6ugL9m1t1om7ho1_540.jpg
84KB, 540x540px
>>23991895
>Very bad month. Found out some very bad things about my closest family health wise. Have some other circumstances pressing down on me, mostly the monetary misdoings of my household. In an all it would take too much talking to explain, but it has been bad. But as I said it is so-so, so it isn't all that bad.
My family is not doing great when it comes to money, so I can understand that. I hope you're still okay m8.

>Been reading that Stendhal? I recommended you him. Summer is the best time to read Stendhal, at least I did as much when I was 16 ( or 15? ).
Well, I'm between 3 books which are really long, so I probably won't have time to pick up a new book until like August, kek.

>Yourself?
I miss my ex gf, I don't do much so I feel weird, I had a bad thing with my friends a few days ago which still bugs me. Not big things, but still, it makes me feel a little down.

Yeah I did. I like Current 93 but I like DiJ more. C93 is my ex favorite band :(
>>
>>23991889
No of course not, it's ok the only thing I see wrong is when people make it seem like it's something special they only do when at least the average human can do so. That's just me though.
Anyways enough of that, what is Dead Ringers btw? Also may I practice my french with you, I am rusty with it. Comment t'appelles tu? No don't answer that kek. Jesus, I'm kinda like nervous now trying to interact with an actual French person.
>>23991895
Don't gypsies eat cats as well?

Ay lmao, idk who the actual father was. No need to make him hate me even more though.

Cats have 9 lives, mine is probably like at his last 2. Might give his body to the Korean neighbors.
>>
File: vlcsnap-2016-06-28-22h28m42s531.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
vlcsnap-2016-06-28-22h28m42s531.png
1MB, 1920x1080px
>>23991947
>what is Dead Ringers btw?
Some fucked up Cronenberg movie about two identical gynecologist twins who have a weird relationship and use their resemblance to fuck the same girls. Really fucking weird but really great.
Pic related is some cool imagery from the movie.

Well, you could try. Why does that make you nervous? French people are the best :^)
>>
File: parking lot with neon light.jpg (339KB, 650x662px) Image search: [Google]
parking lot with neon light.jpg
339KB, 650x662px
>>23991944
I am, just holding up for the time being.

What are you reading then?

I remember you goin on about your ex awhile ago. What happened with your friends, if you don't mind saying?

I haven't listened to much of their stuff. Anything with similar vibe?
>>23991947
I'm pretty sure they don't, but some of them have an itch for stealing everything that isn't tied down or too heavy.

Make him hate you so he can man up and kick your shit in.

Ours have ninety I wager. When mine dies, I will make a large funreal pyre and see that he leaves this world in an appropriate fashion.
>>
>>23991796
>>23991803
You should have retard proofed that post, so I could understand

Nah he made a mistake voice acting for that movie and making millions of dollars. He should have put work in ANTZ
You probably got it but I have no way to confirm that, other than asking "what was his name again?"
Yeah shitposting about that animefag then I left

I fucking laughed, thats more like some incestive fantasy since its mother bird
Kek and that friend that forced you doesn't even kik you anymore right? Well there's at least that.
Yeah thats true tho, I heard hispanic grandmas are notoriously racist sometimes. Sooner a shitskin gets over it the long he/she will live hopefully.
Thats good then I think I've heard enough of people's problems from that app for this year tbqh
I need me a job like that again, but shit atleast your dad got you a job, mine just told me to start looking or join the military

Its only fun when you win, or when you get over losing to fags with under water connections. Yeah will see about that when the cards come down.
You down too to bag you a big noised girl. Lets do it in august then, I'm sure theres a ton that want a nowhite meat and potatoes
Thats like 1980s kids and the tv tho and see how that turned out
>>
>>23991895
Not that I do not see a problem with a few of what you said, I just assume mine is always obvious. anyways forget about this

Do you feel slight joy in it, I feel it to be mostly annoying yet slightly amusing the tone
No news yet, it's not for another two weeks I guess
How's berry season.

But hadn't you said would you've been able to recognize the way to make up for them ? Or maybe been this willing to ?
How much do you regret it

It's alright you don't have to say anything, welcome anyway

I think not, but let's not discuss that.
>>
I was gonna say that at first lel, haven't watched that one yet no spoilers pls :(
Good, I am expecting a plate. Idk you haven't been complient to my requests at all so...
He brought himself back, why is this my fault.
No? He is always my first, what is fuckboi even?

>years ago
When you still had feelings kek.
Run over by a car no...I ran over a squirrel before but a poor kitty :'(
I've seen some on the street makes me sad cuz I think one day I will drive by and see my dumb cat just squashed there.
>stolen by school bois
Kek, no wonder you hate bois as well, everything is making sense now.
Rip in piece Nany, rip in piece Aunt Malulu, rip in piece Ishmale.
Those are first for cat names kek, then again Octavio :/ to be fair I didn't name him.
>Leo and Ralph
Niqa those are cats not turtles kek.
How did you know they were ducking if they were male? And you were 12 how did you even know about that kek.
That's the first time I hear about homo cats though, what happened to the females? But man love is best love though.

Wait so you have no more cats now? Get one then, I think it would help. You want my grandson?
The Wilhelm scream? Wtf lol, were you making a horror clip with the poor thing or something?
Why was the email banned.
I will I guess, but I think it's different for fone.

Ikr :'), they always look qt as babbies, I have one more with a baby cat he adopted a bro/sis but that one disappeared :'(
No it doesn't it looks like the gray version of the cat from the Cat vs Dogs movie lol.
I don't have to rape anyone, stay mad. Go ahead, they won't save you.
Are being serious or?
No it isn't you know that kek.
Too bad you accuse me of shit and then you don't want it.
I will when bae gets here, probably tomorrow, I'm out for today. Night muñeca.
>>
File: octavio and ¿¿¿.jpg (1MB, 1920x2560px) Image search: [Google]
octavio and ¿¿¿.jpg
1MB, 1920x2560px
>>23992008
>>23991930
Stupid pic I forgets.
>>
>>23991987
>What are you reading then?
The new testament, Plato's Republic and Proust's Du coté de chez Swann.

>I remember you goin on about your ex awhile ago. What happened with your friends, if you don't mind saying?
I'm a bit tired, there's a lot to say. Let's say they made fun of me and were not rly nice.

>I haven't listened to much of their stuff. Anything with similar vibe?
I only heard like 3 or 4 albums of them, mostly their folk stuff so not really. They have a really long discog.
>>
I'm going to sleep now anyway. Good night all of u, I'll be back tomorrow maybe.
>>
>>23992003
It didn't even think anything about that initial sentence in the first place. None of it applies to you, I know you haven't got bad intentions or anything like that.

Maybe, but not too much. I'm not enjoying this very much, tbqh I like talking to you the most when I am spamming those ":-DDDD" and all of it sounds jovial and light.
I really hope it goes well for you.
Not ripe enough. Coped a few litres, I ate all of it. Not profitable at this moment. Next week should be better. By the end of the next week they should start buying berries.

I think I could, but somehow these talks helped me a lot. I'm confused because I am not used to this.
Not much. Just feel a bit weird. Like a bit embarassed.

I just wanted you to know.

I'm always more worried about disappointing whatever is behind that mug that I see every morning when I look at the mirror.
>>23992023
Night.
I'd say something like sleep well in French, but I don't speak French. Yet.
>>
>>23991977
Lolwat, I gotta watch that now. Especially because it seem like a big fuck you to women kek.

Because you are gonna call me an idiot and retart for butchering up your language, which I don't mind if you do lol. Don't you hate us murricans btw?
Je parle et ecrie(?) Une peu de français, c'est comme çi comme ça n'est-ce pas?
>>23991987
That's what makes them survivors lol.

That's my goal in life for everyone as well.

Like a Spartan, make sure to give him the coin.
>>23991991
Kek I know, but I rushed I'm sorry afro-san. I will get back to you in a bit, gotta rest for now.
>>23992023
Bonne nuit mon amore...
>>
>>23991837
Thats where hiring some refugees that got kicked out of the UK come in. (I'll probably be making UK jokes for the rest of the month now)

This is true but doesn't happen all the time, but your a good OP. But kek this is how this thread comes off sometimes, you just have to read everyone's long ass post to find out otherwise.
Oh my god I'm sure that just makes your godlike skin crawl, thats pretty funny tho your the only third-reich dream over there. Oddly enough my black step cousin is one of those rare black dudes that has blue eyes. Not a big fan of them, they kinda piss me off but hes a chill dude.

You can feel empathy for them but most of them have never heard that word or tried it themselves. To much self-loathing can be deadlier than a gun or something similar to that.

Just look up american hipster, I've had to deal with them when I worked in a major city. Plus as soon as you come here you just be labeled as that cool european dude cause we're rasicts. Besides easten yuros are more interesting than a french

Should have told him that, he thought I was using a fancy camera too

I like the width of my urethra I thank you

Send out a sos for a goofy dutchfag to watch your back. Christ thirty minutes? That had to do with hard liquor or something right?

Idk why napoleon didn't hang that painter then seems like he fucked his wife or something then. Cause those painting are short as shit. That what you get for losing a war or two, the winner also get to craft their own since of history
>>
>>23991840
You probably lost a couple good pounds then eating that much, even tho you don't need to diet. Saladjerking could be a new thing, just let reddit know and they'll ruin it by posting naked pics with their salads
Kek it's with that or its your a goat fucker. But nubian goats are the cutest. Wheres the lettuce eating gif?
What those little tiny tomatoes? I wish i knew the name of those cause they are pretty good.
Pretzel fucking bits makes everything lewd famdingo your mom needs to be award hte Nobel peace prize tbqh

Least I know that those work for it no judging. I know snyder's pretzels makes honey mustard kinds could kill two birds with that one

Just keep up the random ass poses and shit and I'll keep drawing, next time I'll do some wacky shit or something who knows
Yeah thats right save that shit for the vineyards over there. But your probably better of buying some in franceland idk how customs feel about that. I know the TSA will label someone for that.
>>
File: w e w.gif (2MB, 280x210px) Image search: [Google]
w e w.gif
2MB, 280x210px
>>23992020
You didn't start Plato with the Republic though?

I'd say screw them, but I don't know the full circumstances. For what?

Yeah, I noticed. I haven't got the clue as to where to start. Guess I will stick to shoegaze for now.
>>23992055
Like Bear Grills? Or was it Grylls? Or Girls?

That's rather dangerous. Actually it is very easy to achieve if you find the right people.

No, I won't. He is a cuck. I'm gonna laugh at him when he realised the old man Charon is quite tight about his fares, or rather, the lack of any.
>>23992057
REFUGEES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was a good OP, I haven't hosted a thread in a while. It will stay that way for forever now, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Sometimes I made the OP about something really random or meaningless, like "Only for hyperborrean souls", atlhough it had some meaning for me.
My skin is actually pretty shit after I got drunk. Lots of pimples, dimples and shit on my face now. Been getting rid of it, but hell, drinking fucks your skin up fast. My side of the family is all light eyes, even my uncle who is the father of the said cousins, but he married a woman with dark eyes, so the lack of any in their side. Like Hodgetwins kek?

Pity is a negative emotion, indeed.

Ahh, hipsters.That's like pseudo-intellectuals. Nu-male, etc. I think the trend is dying now because it has been like that for a while.
Well only if I squat; that is the only way to be interesting for me. If I am ever to meet any of you fucks, I will wear a stracksuit and act like a bydlo to confuse you all.

Shh, we can both lie to him that we're using expensive cameras to leave him puzzled as to why our images lack quality.

U R E T H R A

I will ask the next really tall guy if he is Dutch because why not. And I don't know, it was fucked up. By the end of it, it was all water with what I think was stomach acid.

soc is like a manlet in post length allowance kek 123456
>>
>>23992008
Same in a few, night
See you tomorrow.

>>23992023
Night.

>>23992038
It was dumb anyway

Words fail me again, not joy but it's little satisfaction in discomfort
Will probably get back to that, that is assuming you stay long enough
Thank you
So another week to wait, did I ever ask what kind of berries ?

Most of aren't as well
What I say won't change anything, but you shouldn't nothing of what you've said so far is worth being embarrassed of mentioning
But I as well am confused

Just don't exhaust yourself by feeling disappointed over minor matters. you are but human.


I think I will be out too, Nakte J.
>>
File: mellenes.jpg (39KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
mellenes.jpg
39KB, 300x300px
>>23992131
It wasn't.

There is a very petty satissfaction in these things, but it is petty and is just that. That's why petty people always talk like this, as if they were disatissfied with something and being a cunt was their top priority in life. I certainly sound cuntish like this.
Aye probably, but that might be a bit problematic for me. I will stay around, but as you can see I'm becoming less of a regular.
Blueberries. I'm not really waiting now, I do other things in meanwhile as well. Picture related. They look very nice and taste even better. Ever have any? Yo.u haven't lived properly until you've had some with fresh milk.

Yes, but I just have so much I have held in myself for years, I am afraid I might tell too much to people.
Maybe, but I find this endearing and very kind of you. It makes me feel a bit better, which certainly changes something, even if it is just so very little.

I am, but I a very harsh master over myself.

Nakte. Sleep tight Haneen.
>>
File: 20160628.jpg (108KB, 1137x375px) Image search: [Google]
20160628.jpg
108KB, 1137x375px
Hello friends;

My day was good. I just ate. For the most part if was good. I'm about to enjoy a hot beverage, relax, chat etc.
>>
File: coon food.webm (3MB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
coon food.webm
3MB, 800x600px
And here I was going to bump the thread with this semi fresh oc but since it furry critter day enjoy this webm of a raccoon eating a puff cheeto

>>23992055
Don't sweat it man got to sleep I need to get off 4chan anyways

>>23992113
Bloody refugees eatin up all hard yearned pounds, git that fook out......oh wait wait my mistake come right in pls

Well lets see how our current OP stands up to your stature. i think the most memorable was the "Feels" thread edition. That one got a little to overwhelming kek. But I think thats the point make a theme thats too dank for anyone but the poster to understand.
Weren't you in or near a sauna when that happened? You should have just sweated that shit out, you have the privilege of living near one. You probably where touching your face with dirt hands like a motherfucker when you were drunk. Fuck your uncle fucked up the gene pool of that
side forever now. Thought you ayrans were suppose to plan out who you breed with just because of this situation. Kek almost like him but darker than me, that contrast is no lie when you look at him.

Yeah hopefully trend usually last half a decade before the backlash starts. I pray I don't have to see another and handle bar mustache anytime soon. Thats a good term for them might go over their heads tho
See you'll do well here, americans only care about the stereotypes of people. No one want to see genuine folks, fuck it just say your russian. All the commie-fag would jump on thy dick

Kek, you'll probably not be surpised when he says he is. I say some giant of european man when I went to universal those few weaks ago. He was a good 7ft 1/2. Thats the first race I thought he was, is that racist?

Lel why do no other girls(nations) like me, its just the way I was born
>>
File: 1443426115240.png (669KB, 1000x1450px) Image search: [Google]
1443426115240.png
669KB, 1000x1450px
>>23992131
gav a gosh nite

And good night to yall time for me to sign off
>>
Good night everyone. Signing off.
>>
File: Snapshot_20160628_14.jpg (114KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
Snapshot_20160628_14.jpg
114KB, 1280x720px
>>23984316
pls no
life is very strange right now but I don't think it's a bad thing at the moment. the end of summer cannot come fast enough

>>23986480
did you go to the fatherland yet??
lel fuq, idk why I even asked. I might be a worse artist than you
>>
File: watch my hands.webm (3MB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
watch my hands.webm
3MB, 800x600px
>>23992774
You beat me to the bump, just dropping in to drop this other webm I made for animal cute day for this thread.

I'd say you look unpleasantly happy in this pic whats the deal with that
>>
>>23993006
kek I have a very soft spot for raccoons. fuggin love this webm
eesh idk son I think I'm going kind of crazy. also it's shark week so maybe that has something to do with it
I gotta sleep. Will check back in tomorrow
>>
File: some faggot.png (2MB, 939x641px) Image search: [Google]
some faggot.png
2MB, 939x641px
Some young Pious pictures. I was fifteen there. I look like effete fukboi. The woman in pink used to be our class teacher. She also taught visual arts. Probably the most naive person I've had the chance to meet as we used to make up absolutely ridiculous excuses with the short guy in the red to leave the classroom when we were having lessons in her class so we could have a cigarette. And she believed our lies every damn time kek. Still, she was a good teacher.
>>23992184
Trump's gold eh?
>>23992191
Sorry for the late reply, was playing Counter Strike 1.6 for nostalgia reasons but got bored real quickly and deleted it.

Anglos aren't white people anyways, didn't you know? They're shitskins themselves. Don't trust their lies.

Yeah, I kind of remember that one.
I was, but I wasn't taking any saunas or whatever. Some guy I know owns it, but I don't really want to contact him. It's a nice place to relax though, I've been there for a few times. It feels really good when you sweat everything out by sitting in a hot room. I am not a true Aryan anyways, as you can see I am not at all blond. My cousins are all darker though, even skinwise kek.

Man I want to grow a hande bar mustache for meme potential now.
I imagine that people would git angry with me because Americans seem to dislike Russians. Actually Russians don't have much love for Americans either, but I guess that is just some repressed crush thing going on there.

Yes, very racist. Reported to MOSSAD. Or CIA. FBI... whatever agency.

Women are a meme anyways my man.

Kill the racoons mang.
>>23992448
Night!
>>23992774
Almost reported you.
How come it is strange now? I'm also waiting for that, but I am pretty busy nowadays, so time is going pretty fast.
>>
File: autism speaks.png (1MB, 918x460px) Image search: [Google]
autism speaks.png
1MB, 918x460px
I sometimes wonder how come I pull off these ridiculous facial expressions, but I guess it all stems from being mentally stunted. Was having some banter with my lads. My head looks huge, but I guess I will post this one because my hair looks very nice in this picture.
>>
File: uwootm9.jpg (53KB, 939x641px) Image search: [Google]
uwootm9.jpg
53KB, 939x641px
high quality closeup

bye for now guys
>>
>>23993091
I can't say I feel that feel about them anymore. Their still cute but they can be a hassle when I got outside at night. They spook the shit out of me
Must be cabin fever and your ancestors wanting you to go back to the ocean. I need to get on board that sharkweek ship, the channel I watched yesterday wasn't showing any good shark shit tho

Go sleep
>>
>>23993141
Oh my god that pic man its like you already knew man, those are some devilish fukboi looks. But fuck man I feel bad for your teacher but know since I'm older I fell bad for you guys have such a nice teacher. Those are the people that make you feel
bad for lying to them and having them fall for it. You fucking europeans and your cigarettes YOU RUINED YOUR SUPERIOR SCANDINAVIAN ECUCATION

Hay no worries man I did the same shit with CS:GO a couple of months ago. I bought that ish in 2012 and played the shit out of it.. But that shit got boring as hell, and that whole mlg community that came up last year killed it for me.
I don't care how many grills play that game now its dead to me. But fuck I need to uninstall that. i'd rather plat source

I'd like to hear you yell that out in the middle of london. I'm sure some 60 year historian won't like those cheeky words

There were lots of feels going around in that thread.
I've sweated out toxins and shit like that before but that was from being in a hot car. I know there saunas over here but idk how much cali-tax they throw on them. Never thought about getting a job with that sleazebag that owns the place?
You still look the part to the untrained eye. And i hope you don't get bullied for being the whitest cousin.

Ewww you know I can see you with one and it'll probably stick. You should save that for your steampunk costume
Old americans most likely but no one in my generation seems to have a bias, least not that I know of. Its like a school yard crush with the butch girl.

The FBI the CHP, the DMV coming after me I'm a outlaw

I should have, could have but idk where I throw that body away. Those mother fuckers are so loud when the fight. its cray
>>
>>23993164
The face of a man that knew what would happen to the twin towers but with held that information. Just to watch the world burn.

"I guess didn't care you know my man" -Pious
>>
>>23989269
HAHAHA THAT CAT IS POSSESSED BY SATAN WATCH OUT

I woke up too late to call the terapist guys. Now I have to wait for tomorrow, I want to get it over with haha
>>
>come to work
>bombarded with calls people canceling their vacations

Thanks isis
>>
>>23991389

Seriously filistin is probably more safer than here right now, fuck this country also

Eyy bb let's get married ;^)
>>
File: IMG_20160626_093416.jpg (3MB, 1944x2592px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160626_093416.jpg
3MB, 1944x2592px
>>23991476

I'm on the Asian side, used to work in taksim but that office for closed after the bombing in March. I literally survived because I was late to work that day, I used that street to go to work everyday. I just dropped a guest of my boss last night then I heard the news on the radio, fuck this pace became unlivable I want to get myself and my family out asap. Wonder if my teaching degree would work in US.

So how is everyone?
>>
File: image.jpg (107KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
107KB, 750x750px
My face is a hot commodity on soc now. After all these years I guess it's bound to happen am I right?
>>
>>23994205
Got no clue who you is, but yes
>>
File: image.jpg (151KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
151KB, 750x1334px
>>23994211
I usually keep a low profile, but might as well hang out.
>>
>>23994223
You're hairy kek, why the cross and timestamp though?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyJUmBWCXBw

Ausanon here. Elections on saturday, pls no lieberals anymore ;_;

Enjoying my holidays so far, about to hang out with m8s for 3 days str8

How are all the regulars and newcomers in here? Not posting face bc like a bunch of people recognised me and it's awkward now :\
>>
>>23994405
There's a couple people going around and using my pics. Im just gonna be timstamping more often now.
>>
>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ExfOVl3Pxw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT-PLvvtV6I

>Doing
[Internally screaming]
It is annoyingly hard to cease opportunities when you're not openly presented them. Just.


>>23989164
...WHAT IS THIS?!
>>23989209
This disorganization of your kitchen gives me the pain feelies.
>>23989269
supa dupa sp00dy p0ssy
>>23990245
>Made a salad and no one died
It's evolving!
>>23990780
>it blows up after an hour I left
Kek.
>Marry
Just come to England and bunk with a remain voter. They have to support you or they're hypocrites.
>>23991783
Hey french guy with messy hair.
>TMI
...So..this is this now.
>>23992774
Hey
>>23993164
Who is this beast?
>>
>>23994466
I just browsed a bit and saw a dick shooped on your face kek, guessing that isn't you, what did you do?
>>23994482
>wants life handed on a plate
Y u do dis
>>
>>23994660
I'm generally a nice person, this dudes just got it out for me. Said he's trying to ruin my reputation on this board. I don't really care, it's just a fresh twist.
>>
>>23994707
I believe you, some people are jealous/envious. You shouldn't and it's funny you see it like that.
>>
>>23992163
I do not know if it's got to do with being "cuntish" for what I mean is very personal, it's what one feels in one's discomfort

Yes and I hate it, but it's selfish and silly to do so, for I should learn to get over things.

You probably do, I said it in hope of an extended conversation
I think I have once, but they were too sour for me

I understand, I will refraining from asking not cause you further discomfort
I'm glad tbqh.


>>23992105
It wasn't the only thing I had but most of it, so I did lose a good deal which is good in my opinion
I did not make any today tho kek, I just had the Arugula raw with bread
What about your Salad, kind Saladjerker ?

Well offspring of a goat am I right
Good proposal I will post one when I look slightly less cavewoman-ish
No not those, just regular but hard ones, I hate those tiny ones they taste awful

Yes Snyder's is the one she uses, I love it
Try it and tell me what you think

I know I can count on you

How are you today.
>>
>>23994482
You're on.... the other side
>>
File: DSCN1096.jpg (162KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
DSCN1096.jpg
162KB, 1024x768px
>>23993808
It might be, but it's so unbearable to live in you'd wish a bomb would take you down.

>>23992008
L DIES
Kek I did not today
You're a bad influence on people
You named him second, Idk you tell me you're the degenerate here

That is relatively true, I'm quite indifferent to them too now
What, you're a serial killer too, when was that
I seen a dead fox on side of the street once

Bois, grills... all of them
Is the last one kill yet ?
They're names, why would anyone follow a manual for cat names
Kek Leo was legit Autist tho kek pic related, poor guy was tiny and weak and so fucking stupid
They did publicly, and I said around twelve, plus we know that shite already by twelve
The females got preggers, but those dude hung together most of the time

Yes, that's what my parents said, they said they should get me a pet or something to make me less cold
Kek it is rather creepy, her walking in the corridor
Not banned it's when Yahoo had a phase and started deleting emails which you haven't accessed for a while

Kek, the "Russian"
>I won't rape
>They won't save you
>Asking if I'm being serious
Yes forgot to say you're sensitive af
Me not wanting it is the exact reason why I accuse you of it, stay mad

>>23992018
Idk why I feel he's like you.
>>
>>23993006
Aww
What did you feed it.
>>
>>23995059
>Idk why I feel he's like you.
Well he is handsome and intelligent isn't he? Kek, don't pets and owners begin to share characteristics eventually?
What's up babes, how you is?
>>
File: 1457157129770.jpg (14KB, 296x236px) Image search: [Google]
1457157129770.jpg
14KB, 296x236px
>>23990780
How's it going bro?
>>23991408
YES
>>23991503
Not very banal at all, it's a strong implucation of what's to come.
Already written just waiting to get turned down by a qt girl and practicing a screeching monologue (':

Probably only a hundred/hundred fifty pages, and a fiction..but more of a philosophical exposition than a fantasy ya know? What was the topic of your work if you don't mind my asking, and ten thousand words is pretty far along m8 that's great.
>>23991521
Dark comedic narratives and religious texts mostly, the Bhagavad Ghita is really awesome if you ever get a chance to check it out. Grendel is, by far, the best book I've ever read. Just the cantor in his writing and the way every word holds weight is gorgeous, without straining himself to be any less gruesome than he is.
Your posts were always a good read, though, you're very well composed compadre.
That's not too bad, even with the 15 increase, but as a monthly price that adds up pretty quick I suppose. Torrent fine arts magazines (':
>>23991529
NO THERE IS A POINT U ONLY HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
Oh, shit I forgot about 3DS. When are you leaving?
>one point
Ooohla
They did try, that's true.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fumar delicioso
The art for the cards was actually pretty fuggin cool but the game itself is insane.
We can only hope in our next life.

You only eat once a day?
>imbylin
>>
>>23995119
>>23995146
Showtime.
>>
>>23995119
>tfw my cats ate their kids
Nothing much, Sitting
Thinking about how much I need to write down a schedule
Yourself.
>>
File: bailaestacumbia.gif (107KB, 130x184px) Image search: [Google]
bailaestacumbia.gif
107KB, 130x184px
>>23995146
Ok, wait why do I have to post mine?
Anyways I didn't know what to make but is this: leamzene
;)
>>23995173
Better than abandoning them, they won't suffer.
Sitting ay, that's fun can I join?
Are you gonna follow it kek. Schedule would be sleep, 4chan, shit repeat.
Finished what I had to do for now.
Also don't mind the reply above you m'kay.
>>
>>23995188
No, I'm having a blast tho
Gosh listening to my friend's annoying gossip again, we're back to talking
Not that kind of schedule, a schedule of what I should be finishing by each day, I thought of some ideas to improve portfolio but still thinking haven't actually started working
Yes I will mind my own business
>Dat gif KEK
>>
I'm sure you are, like you did in Istanbul ;)
What is she saying, I want in lol.
Ok? If it helps keep you busy yeah go for it of course. How much more work do you need for the portfolio?
You idiota send something, I wanna make sure if that is the one.
Kek ikr, slap mexicans onto memes and you get that stupid shit. I h8 it.
>>
Riding 40 miles in 114F in an hour, pls send flowers to the funeral.
>>23995188
To appease Quetzacotl!
Sent
>>23995156
Nudes?
>>
>>23995241
We were suppose to exchange planes in Istanbul kek
Some shit about her job today, who came and who was mean to who..
Not about keeping busy, it;s shit I've been procrastinating for some time now, and month is almost over with out me accomplishing any of it
Depending on how much I want to fix, but there's a decent amount of work, I'd like to finish and print before Paris so I can show it to some people there on the slight chance I might get a job there
Content ?
I like it kek, saved.
>>
>>23991991
How is that a mistake? Kek I like that movie, was he in it? I didn't know that.
I'm pretty sure on the last name, Ware or Warre, idk and first name is this dude lol.
>
Oh him kek, a nice change of scenario though.

New fetish acquired!
Lol not really, he sends me a message from time to time, just like the chick but you know how people "get" busy.
Idk I guess so, I haven't seen or heard anything from my own when I am with them, but probably right.
Lol, who you've been talking to dude. Maybe you're a trustworthy dude if people have confidence to be able to tell you that, maybe you'll be my therapist kek.
Construction jobs are like that, you just have to show up and you're hired kek. For labor or demolition though. I was a hardcore NEET 4 years ago lol but dad was like you either get a job or out of the house :/. Military is ok if you can do with the training, they pay for the school but I am not that type of person to be under someone's command, not that I am not rn but at least I have some control of my life.

>Its only fun when you win
Well duh kek, it's hilarious when people start trash talking you though for winning.
Aight niqa, we gonna get us some big nosed, flat chested and shekel loaded women :)
You were born in the 80's? I think us early 90's kids are like the last batch of semi-sane people lmao.
>>23992113
I think it's Bare Griels?

I thought you liked living dangerously kek, I could go to the Bronx or even a few blocks from where I live and get myself killed now if I wanted to, sounds tempting...

>honours cat
>leaves cat to fend for himself in the afterlife.
I like the way you think ;)
>>23992774
No I am going this Monday :D very excited rn lol.
It wasn't a stupid question though, I did like to draw before and I posted some shit I made along time ago a while back.
Maybe, you are bad futbol ;*
>>
>>23995315
TOO SOON
>>
File: we the same.gif (1MB, 720x504px) Image search: [Google]
we the same.gif
1MB, 720x504px
>>23995315
<3
Post address though :'(
Where else would I send these flowers? Canada?
>>23995326
You really do need a schedule, how did you miss planes.
Wait she has a job, and you don't? Kek, sounds like she had a rough day.
When do you need this by? Maybe you would feel less tired if you do some of that shit, idk just giving suggestions.
>thinking she could get a job in Paris.
Wouldn't this be a quality over quantity thing though?
Maybe.
No stop saving my mexican memes.
>>
>>23995395
6969 Hardwood Drive
Quebec, Canadia (':
>>23995375
ALL THESE NOODS THO
>>
>>23995395
On a serious note I hope this does not affect the Paris trip since we are going to exchange planes there

I do not want to work just yet, Not really this is the general gossip that goes one EVERY day and I have to listen to it all ;-;

Nothing that I need too quickly, but the CV and Portfolio thing I need before I leave
I'm lazy af
Duck you, I know a guy there remember, and he's pretty well known internationally plus we visiting this badass architect called Odile Decq so I want to show her
Yes Quality, which means better chances :-D
>Maybe
You didn't have to accept you know.
>>
File: Picture0075.jpg (47KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
Picture0075.jpg
47KB, 640x480px
We lost half of the reservations for Cyprus next month because of the bombing yesterday, there are rumors about downsizing at the company. Unemployment here I come!
>>
>>23993707
Yeah that cat is something all right. He also is gaining a tone of weight since he hates going out side.

Just make sure you get enough sleep today, and don't waste your time chatting on this cantonese website

>>23993840
Fuck at least you were on the safe side this time, and shit you know thats how a lot of people survive shit like that tbqh. They get caught up doing shit at home and then miss their own death. And shit just keep walking you have a better chance of not getting caught
up in a traffic jam while some shit goes down. I'm sure you can teach here but if anything you'll probably have to go back to school to finish some required subjects. I'd honestly say you should seriously start looking into it this country always needs
more teacher. And pls if you do don't sleep with any of your students, thats becoming an epidemic at least in califorina lol

>>23994987
Hey its not that crazy looking but kitchen clean isn't really my job, and thats how that cat always looks his eyes glow like the devils dick
>>
>>23995517
>And pls if you do don't sleep with any of your students

Can't promise that :^)

I'm looking for ways to migrate to US but I have no savings to show as a guarantee. Any American femanons want a good husband?
>>
>>23995059
>L DIES
I FUCKING KNOW I ALMOST RAGEDQUIT WHEN THAT HAPPEN.
>wants waifu status
>doesn't make salad
:/
You just started noticing that kek. Why do you think the untermensch is not here ;)
You said fuckbois, he isn't one you tart. Roy would be one kek.

"Indifferent", pretty sure it's not though.
Yes I am, it's partly why I can't sleep at night. A while ago but it wasn't my fault I swear.
How did you kill/eat it? Was it those red orange-ish ones? I thought those were North Americans?

>all of them
Am I included
What last one?
Why would anyone call them people names, what if someone else is called the same?
He does look like it lol, I like that pic though, reminds me of Dopey for some reason.
That's gay, that's fair I guess, didn't know you watched porn kek.
Alfa af, makinf sure to plant their genetic line for generations to come, and then enjoying pure homo love, if only I could live such life.

Just go outside, you'll warm up. That really isn't a bad idea, at least start with a goldfish.
I want to see this so bad now.
You had Yahoo, what. Idk much about social media/email.

Ay lmao, it kinda look like the one you posted, more the eye colour.
>implying it would be me
I have some few friends you'd like to meet ;)
Are you
I am not, look who's talking. Stfu or else.
Yes I am so mad, gee I am fuming.
>>23995146
I understand I won't be alive for that...unless I get cloned or cyrogenically frozen.
This Monday, jeez does time go quick though.
>one point
>Ooohla
Wish I could clone myself tbqh.
Trying better than doing nuffin.
Fumar y tomar, why haven't they made an alcohol pokemon?
It is, I know a bit haven't gotten to actually olaying, but it's like chess and and checkers and being lucky af all combined.
Who do we pray to?

No of course not, a regular meal, but I just drink coffee and bread till then.
>>
Did someone say n00ds :^)
>>23995455
Driving there rn as I type this!
>>23995469
Aren't you like 4 hours away from there? I called my french fwiends, expect them.

Just yet, probably won't then lol. Why? Do you live with her or something?

CV? Esplain.
>I'm lazy af
I already know this, what else.
Yes I know you know someone who knows someone who knowna friend of a friend of a cousin. I didn't know the internationally part thougj, interesting...
Fuck kinda name is that, now that is a good cat name kek. Well get to it then, what you waiting for, my belt?
Show proof of this, I am certified architectual plumber ;^)
Really niqa, I can't actually tell if you're being serious or trying to ruse me lol.
>>
>>23994660
>Y u do dis
Because I'm a lazy Panda?
>>23995001
Who told you?!
I want names, numbers, and discounts!
>>
>>23994987
Guess that was perfect timing for your summer bod, now everybody knows your on the market kek. But if that wasn't the only thing you ate, you must have been eating a bunch of lean meals.
Noooooo. But seriously how can you just eat arugula like that, but the bread part I understand. I probably eat to much bread but I'm too skinny for it to effect me.
Gluten is bad for apparently

You mean what did I put in it? Not much cause I'm a idiot. The chicken I cooked with garlic and parsley salt. Only thing I threw in the salad was pepper and salt, I wanted to try parmesan but someone
ate it all. Wasn't the greatest salad. Especially with you and your ma one upping me like that :^[

Well someone would say I'm an offspring of something more chimpish
Kek but that would have gave it a better look. But thats probably a good idea, I'm not looking so hot atm
I'd have to look up which ones then, usually we just dice up regular tomatoes.
Your mom defiantly has good taste, tell her the random black merican you talk to on a jap website, says "I give her two black thumbs up"
I eat those snyder's bites almost every month I love those things. I'm going to have to write your recipe down.

Don't make a dark man blush

Hasn't really started yet, its decent but I need to find out where these ants are coming from in my room. And my brother's new car should be here today so I might be hanging out with him. How did your's end up, still tired?

>>23995067
Gave him a puff cheeto, didn't have a problem figuring out how to eat it

long post got long
>>
File: 1466875943384.jpg (927KB, 2000x2000px) Image search: [Google]
1466875943384.jpg
927KB, 2000x2000px
>>23995527

tfw no one wants to marry you :(
>>
>>23995616
You seen to mention pandas a lot, are you chinois?
>>
>>23995574
Kek I remember that phase when everybody wanted to be L
By everybody I mean everybody I knew online kek since nobody here but me watched Death Note
I was tired today
Why
You names him as a second one Autismo, I did not say he was, who's Roy

Not entirely but I cared for animals a lot more back then
How was it not your fault, it is even when it's not tho
Blondish, he was white
I didn't they get hit by cars often on the way to countryside

You're the first bb
Ishmale dumbass
You add the [species here], for instance you'd be Ish the bean (in case one is cray enough to call one's cat Ish)
Kek omg he does look like him but he was sweet ;-;
Nigga I did not need porn to know this
I have a family tree for my cats somewhere kek, I made it so I wouldnt forget

I do not need to go outside for this, fug the heat is killer here, Fish are retartet
Too bad you won't, it has the most ridiculous username
I still use Yahoo

You pimp rapists WAT.

>>23995455
All dem collarbones ;-----D
>>
>>23995339
Nah I'm just joshing you sorry about that
Shit you got my last name only has one "r". Might have to stop it right there before it gets to personal unless I guess your name.
Nice change but idk how many regulars watch anime seriously. Nice to shitpost tho I don't do enough in here

Kek, what having your mother feed you by throwing up hot warm love food in your mouth.
Busy oh yeah must be really busy when you get alerted on your phone and shit. And surprisingly that chick I talked to got back to me and now where just texting eachother instead of shitty snapchat
Guess it depends on your gmom's attitude. most folks over here have grandparents from mexico so I guess thats why their so mean
Man idk what tha fuck is up with that. I always seem to be consoling someone. I blame my gmom shes a hardcore christian and does prayer lines and shit maybe it got passed down. Guess I'm trustworthy since I don't have a big mouth ;)

Fuck maybe thats my calling right there, or at least for now. I've been in NEET mode for some months now and I'm sick of it. But I feel you with the military I thought I'd join but don't think I'd make a great soldier anymore. Not a fan of getting told to do shit you
have no clue about. And I ask to many questions tbqh, military doesn't need anther idealist anyways.

That just means your sprinkled a little to much salt on them. You should see my brother hes good at it but dude is such a baby sometimes really kills the vibe when you play him.
Mmmmm just you describing my waifu gives me a wallet boner. Maybe we can get a free ride to the holy land as well.
Nah man 1994 sucka, but thats what I've been thinking. We might be the only ones who knows what a phone line is kek. Seems like it just got worst after 1998
>>
>>23995527
kek I don't blame you I couldn't lie to myself about something like that.

I'm telling you man start hitting up some hispanic or latina dating sites, mexican women love bigger men. You won't really find any on /soc/ tho since their more of the normie type
>>
File: Kira.jpg (28KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]
Kira.jpg
28KB, 960x720px
>>23995752
L was the best tbqh, but the show made pushed you to root for Light, which I was.
>post anime characters that are you
>pic related
I know right, I made my sister watch it though and I think she loved it. Death Note was pretty good, I love psychological thrillers like that I am wanting to find more like that.
You're always tired, fine I'll let it slide for today.
Idk :'(, I'm gonna go chat with her after I am done cleaning and packing up.
Yes you did, and now I will tell him that :--D
Juice.

I doubt it, I believe the animals though, mostly because you are one lel.
You expect me to swerve off and kill myself for some stupid squirrel that didn't decide where he wanted to go. I should've actually.
>white fox
>Africa
Something don't make sense here. What were you doing there.

Yas, my life is complete.
Oh, idk where he(?) is, haven't seem it today.
Haha, very funny. I am from the homo species, stay mad. It wouldn't be crazy, it would be an honour for me to share a name with a beautiful cat.
Did his autism kill him :'(
Eh? How did you find out then lol.
Post tree nao.

Niqa, it rained the last two days, this humidity is disgusting, I need to take another cold shower cuz my balls are getting stuck on my legs.
>Fish are retartet
Exactly ;*
Why the fuck not :'(
Idc show nao, are you my grandma? I don't even think she uses Yahoo kek.

No I make them.
>>
>>23995602
Idk that's the offer our department got, if you think that's troublesome we still got to leave from Amman, Jordan first, so that's by bus to there then plane to Istanbul, then plane to Paris

Nooo but she messages me every day and gets mad when I ignore

Résumé
No I know him directly thanks, and I took that photo for his Magazine, he gave it a full page :-----D
That's the woman we visiting kek I posted her before
I will when I do it
What do you think :----D

>>23995616
Look around fellow, don't need proof
You'll get it in due time......
>>
>>23995660
Inb4 Arab m8, no one will know shite other than my Batman shirt
Meme meals yes
It's good with bread and cheese, you are skinny you're lucky if I eat it will show on me
Did you cook anything today ?

You'll never get on our salad level
But keep trying, for your own sake

That someone would be the offspring of a broomstick tbqh
Eh it's summer and it's all heat and sweat and disgust, who cares
Regular but I hate the soft juicy ones
Will tell her that be sure

Did he yet ?

That's pretty cool, he better take you for ice-cream or something is this weather
Same shit, all the same except I finished a short story and had some ideas for other things so not so bad
I'm always tired, I was born tired and I will die tired

Just one, you're such a jew.
>>
>>23995757
I thought you're name started with the D?
That one was easy, who doesn't know Sun Tzu? I wouldn't have gotten the first name though since you said football and not soccer, usually foreigners call it football. Idk if I should say it but I am gonna put the pic I forgot to put lol.
>
I already told you my name, you even said it again a few days ago kek.
You can't imagine, the last one I watched was Berserk though. You should it's easy lol.

Yes, I am bonered rn...
It could ve true you never know lol. Snapchat waht, I never understood how people can send each other pics out of the blue just like that, I barely pit my face here, much less send it to someone. That cool lol, I think I am gonna check on this gal, see if she is alive at least.
Probably kek, my mexi grandparents live here in the states, so I think they're pretty much used to it or don't care.
You should become a priest kek, that actually a good thing, I wish more people were like that tbqh.

If you don't mind sweat and blood I guess, but I honestly would rather go to school or find an office job where you don't have to kill yourself. Or become the next Donatello lol.
It does get boring, probably why I did start working and since I needed money for ex :/
Exactly man, Idk recently I've been kinda in this I'm in control of my life phase, but yeah something like that. I wouldn't say idealist though, idk actually now you're starting to make me think kek. Besides killing some people doesn't really appeal to me that much.

>salty 12 year olds on xbox live
Lmao, I know what you mean, like the haha in your face I'm beating you then crying if they are losing.
My wallet hasn't had any snu snu in such a long while my dude. Go to holy land and tell then we will make them their Messiah ;)
1993 master race reporting in, respect your elders son.
Yeah probably, kids these days so lucky with fucking smartphones and shit.
>inb4 millenials come
>>
File: landon-donovan.jpg (82KB, 400x286px) Image search: [Google]
landon-donovan.jpg
82KB, 400x286px
>>23996132
>>23995757
I swear if I forget the pic next time I am never posting again.
>>
>>23996081
All that for just a simple little trip? Who the fuck planned all that btw kek. Please be sensitive to my homeland, if you haven't known or care to known, one of your people attacked my city d'amore.
#pray4Paris

Sounds like somebody I know ;^)

Ah gotcha, what is rèsumě?
>a full page
Eh? Like he he graded it and shite?
Hey lol what? She looks familiar, I've seen this depressed and geriatic version of Helena Bonham Carter before.
Show what you have now then.
I think you're trying to do both at once but it ain't working ;) :*
>>
>>23996050
Yeah true, but L was qt
>Ish you
Sure, you probably wouldn't kill a fly
There was another similar, called Psychic Detective Yakumo
Packing up already ?
Sure he'll listen
Kek Roy is such a fitting name for that cunt


Hilarious! Go on
Now you find some sense, what use is it now
Visiting cousins in the countryside duh

Will you die now ?
Ikr we ought to look for him
Homo bean sorry I though it would be offensive if I added, yeah what retart would name his cat like that I suddenly agree with that cats shouldn;t have all human names
I think he was catnapped
Idk man why you asking me this, stahp
I will look for it tomorrow as I want to check it kek

Ew seriously!
Cause it's a sikrit for me and her :')
Kek Yahoo is the best.
>>
>>23996162
Man there are no Palestinian airports, there is an Israeli one but we have an offer for the group and I'm the only one who can use the later so I don't want to miss the offer
Anyway I guess the offer included a transit from Istanbul

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Paris in July

You're so self aware

Heh Fuk off
Done jesting ?
Kek right, that's why she should hire me
I posted a few threads ago something but I will change some of it
If you say so ;-----D
>>
>>23996164
>L was qt
Finally we agree on something.
You didn't post your anime avatar :/
I killed a squirrel brah, and flies know better than to fly near me, bish.
Haven't heard of that one, I should start downloading shit for the ride lol so that would be a good thing I guess.
I was, I mean I still have until Sunday the latest, but I still gotta clean up a bit. Thank Allah it is not gril coming here phew.
I know he such a treasure, good thing I laid eyes on him first.
I had fun times with him, but that was ages ago. He gets so confused so easily, it's kinda qt :3

That's it for today, come to tomorrow's show, price is the same.
Gee thanks -__-, I'll do it rn if you annoy me though.
There's countries in Palestine?

It will only hurt a lot.
>we
Eeeeeh? What you mean?
You can't offend me if it's true, you still don't get it don't you? Ay lmao, you're rigjt about ne influencing people ;) I will call my grandson (idk why I call it a he) Ishy :3
It was better that way, he would've ded in your hands.
Please do :)

I am serious? You fucking idiot, you are lucky you don't have to worry about lil shite like that.
And me too, tell nao!
It doesn't give those yodeling commercials anymore, or do they?
>>23996193
Why would there be. Offer to ride with several people for hours sounds nice. That's awfully social and unlike you though lol.

I won't mostly because I'll be in a different country still :-3

Am I now, that's a very nice thing of you to say.

Make me.
I am now, am tired and I yet to finish cleaning kek.
Why would she hire you, you're like the Planet of the Apes monkey gril, only if she was real.
>tfw you are changing bomb schematics
I did say so, now you say what you have to say :):):)
>>
File: IMG_20160625_183212115.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160625_183212115.jpg
1MB, 3264x1836px
>>23996115
Yeah dude its summer time and your not getting any younger. You need to start strutting your stuff to get that arab m8
Meme-Calorie 5 the ultimate fat busting meal offered by 4chan heath plans
You could have easily made some garlic bread with it that would have been good. But most likely more fatting, pic related to what I can eat and get away with
Not yet might think of something later today. If I do I'll make sure to post it for the foodies

If you just let me maybe I can. Or i'll just steal it and make it a new thing in the states and sell it as prepackage authentic palestinian salad, "Pale Salad"
I'll find something I usually the sibling that cooks the most

Damn shots fired, thats impossible you'd have to get a mop to have a proper child with a broomstick. Its like donkey rules
Well then I guess I'll take a current pic of my sweaty ass self before the day ends, same should go for you then
Those soft ones are the ones that blow up in your mouth when you bite into them. Not a big fan of mouth fulls jizzume
I'm sure she'll have no clue what your one about

Yup he got it, pretty nice car its a 2012 VW golf tho not a big fan of them. The company he got it from delivered to our house too OHHHHH. Door don't lock so we need to check that out
Well were about to go smoke some wacky weed so guess that counts. I'd like ice cream but I'm sure itll melt before I finish it
I honestly need to start reading again. I started a series and almost finished the first book but I fell off the wagon. Least i don't feel bad for being a lazy kaffir now :)
Yo slap yourself in the face I use to do that for work usually helps, just not so hard pls

The black jews will rise again once I marry a jewish princess
>>
I will go sleep now, don't let the thread die
Night peoples.

>>23996262
Night Ish.

>>23996289
>dose buns
Before I go I must say you're lucky basturd ;-;
>>
>>23996289
Fuck you dude, I'm hungry now lol, also are those chink letters I see kek.
>>23996338
>implying OP hasn't left this to die already.
Night toots.
>>
Yo, just here for a few minutes, it's almost 4AM and I have a ton of shit to do tomorrow.

>>23992055
>Don't you hate us murricans btw?
Most french people do, for shit reasons. I don't really like Americans, but mostly, I pity them. American masses are the dumbest in the world, it's really sad. Your country is fucked. You have no History.

:(

>Je parle et ecrie(?) Une peu de français, c'est comme çi comme ça n'est-ce pas?
Well that's good! It's écris*, un* peu, and just comme ça but that's already impressive, french is kind of hard lel.

>>23992113
>You didn't start Plato with the Republic though?
Idk, didn't feel like it. It's really long after all, and I think it becomes harder and harder as it goes on. I think understand it way better now that I read more philosophy.

>I'd say screw them, but I don't know the full circumstances. For what?
I did something a bit stupid but nothing crazy and they really made fun of me, then yelled at me saying that I was being a douche these days. I stopped talking to them tho. I feel better, they were not really nice friends.

>Yeah, I noticed. I haven't got the clue as to where to start. Guess I will stick to shoegaze for now.
Shoegaze is gud, I don't like everything tho. This is one of my favorite shoegaze release (it's more dream pop but who cares):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERU9ZtTs3Fk
It's the first song but seriously the whole album is really great.
>>
>>23993403
I was very different looking back then. It's actually surprising for me to look at those pictures. But young Pious couldn't feel bad, after all, he was an amoralist even then. :^)
>Latvian Eastern European shit-tier eudation
>Scandinavian eduation
kek

In general it seems to me that I can't enjoy video games anymore. No matter what I play. I just wanted a dose of nostalgia, but I got that of disappointment.
>girl gamers
That sounds like cancer, but not because they are women, but because there is even a need to imply their gender.

London is already minority native Briton, I guess it wouldn't be too hard to convince them that they aren't white, nor are they getting more white. ;)

Nah, that guy is someone I'd rather avoid. I in general avoid getting to close with people, it gets you involved in petty relations with petty people and it is boring. No-no for the sauna. Saunas are common as fug here though.

>steampunk
Kek, if there is any costumefaggotry that I hate, it is definitely steampunk ( I liked Arcanum of Steamworks and Magick Obscura ) because it makes me think of one of those *tips cringe images kek.

You got yourself caught. What is the next step of your masterplan?

Cook it. ;)
>>23993412
kek
i knew
>>23994433
Who recognised you?
>>23994482
Me a few years ago. Pretty shit pictures, but I thought I'd share .
>>
By chance I stumbled upon a copy of Stendhal's work, "Lucien Leuwen". Translation weighing a bit over five hundred pages, with notes and explanations inlcuded. I'm very eager to read this book.
>>23994987
I don't really know if I understood you completely, I'd ask you to tell me more, but you don't normally like explaining what you say.

I'm no one important anyways. My presence or the lack of one isn't that noticeable. At least not as much as it used to be, but my goals and thinking have changed a lot lately. I have more facets to my personality than the "that one ""smart"" guy who spends his time shitposting on /soc/ about philosophy and literature all day". There are lots of people to talk with here daily anyways. And you will become just as busy, if not more so, soon enough.

I guess. Just ask me something, these normally develop into lengthy conversations on their own.
Probably because they were not fully ripe.

I'm not really at "discomfort", you should already know I couldn't give a straw about comfort, it's just very strange and all.
>>23995146
Make sure you take that monologue and turn it into fine iambic pentameter. Will sound like making Shakespearean sonnets whilst making the beta revolution roll about.

Fiction isn't necessarily fantasy, most of the times it is anything but fantasy, so I get the idea. An interplay of an editor discovering various writings of an unpublished, obscure author, thus the "Manifesti", each of the manifesto being an exposition of highly incosistent worldview formed by fiasco of an attempt at writings and isolation. As it proceeds the examiner, editor, and the examined, author, becomes more and more ambigious. And there is the third person, the reader, which could assumedly be whomever is reading the work in the "real life" or the reality outside of the book, but I want to make it out as much that the editor, the author and the reader are the same persona. It's difficult to explain.
>>
>>23997124
>>23995146
And to add, I more or less have the structure down.
>introduction
>no more than fifteen manifestos
>book of colours
>decameron of lies
>the war against humanity; the manifesto of the philosophy of the future
>and the last, untitled cantos, just divided by breaks
I think I might be able to shit this out before the summer of the next year. If not fully complete work, it should be somewhat finished. I want to express my own disillusionments and frustrations with this book, but I am not necessarily implying everything I say there is what I believe in. It should work as a strange piece of work that explores the metaphysics a la Schopenhauer and so on, with the World as Will and Representation being a large influence. I want to play around with the idea of who is the observer of the book, what creates the observer, how much the fact that any of this is observed influences it etc...
Basically it's all ideas and those ten thousand words aren't even close to everything I want to do with these ideas.

I have heard of that book. How did you run into Grendel and when did you read it? Favourite books always have circumstances that come with their first reading that are worth remembering for.

>torrent
how did i not think of this
kek lemme check up if there are any available
>tfw so retarded I forgot that there is a world of magazines available in digital format
>>
>>23996764
You aren't supposed to start him with Republic. Was just trying to imply that and I am glad you didn't, because that would be mad.

It's stupid to do stupid things, but it's even more stupid when people have to be stupid over those things. You sound like you did the right thing.

I don't like everything either. If I listen to an album, I like maybe 3 out of 10 tracks, rest of them normally sound pretty meh. This is a good one though. Here is a nice one I really like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJ6Hj1ab3M
>>
File: Young Stalin.jpg (246KB, 1600x1130px) Image search: [Google]
Young Stalin.jpg
246KB, 1600x1130px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ifQ6XMiP-4

I thought I slept through the entirety of the day, turns out I only slept two hours and had a complete mindfuck regarding time. I was thinking my clock is messing with me showing it is 7:00, not 19:00, but I got it all wrong. Oh wow.
>>
Bump for upcoming late (You)s
>>
File: IMG_20160629_190804452.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160629_190804452.jpg
2MB, 3264x1836px
Ended up having to leave to run some errands in the real world then ran into my neighbor/old friend and ended up hanging outside for something like 5 hours talking about nigger shit(you guys wouldn't understand) He has his old
boat hes trying to get fixed up before the forth of july, and I ended up helping him out with a few things. I don't thing he'll meet that deadline but I'll pray. That boat has a fat arse petrol 5.0 V* on it for whatever reason and it had some
old expired gas in the tank. We just tried pumping it out from the tank and what not. But long story short I ended up doing most of the work disconnecting gas lines and getting split all over my shit. But still a fun day

Thats enough of my blogging for one damn day (You)s approaching then sleepy time
>>
>>23996132
Lol I think it might be worst in picture form, but everyone will scroll past it and not give two fucks.
>Sun Tzu
Man of True Champion?
We live in the same land you know I would never say that, I'd get shot or wake up dead saying that. ***LOOK EVERYONE THATS MY NAME IN ANON'S PIC*** no one will know now ;)
When tho I don't remember that, must have been a lucky guess. Don't make me guess yours. Fucking Berserk my brother told me about what happened to Guts as a child, was too spooky for me to get into after that

Don't think about it to much, just save it for your fanfic
Hopefully, I want to be right. Yeah I know I'm not very fond of taking selfies, I don't think I'm cut out for it. But we'd just send shit about our days or some crazy shit we we're doing. Or "odd" shit to I guess. Hey you might as well, never hurts to check in unless well you know.
Everyone here's grandparents are from mexico unless their multi generation or crappy ghetto LA dodgers mexicans
I've been to enough baptist churches to know that wouldn't be me and I'm not cut out for it cause I can barely sing

I've dealt with it before idk if i want to go back to it. Might as well do it someday its merica, just find something you decently good at and abuse it for dongallas
This is true, but did you crash her car or ruin her lease or something? But honestly thats your business, no need to tell
Well don't ruin that phase with enlisting then. I just meant me as an idealist, I just believe most people deserve better lives and chances, and gay shit like that. Idk about killing someone too, thought I'd be fine with it when I was younger but that shits too deep for me now.

I wouldn't say he's haha'in but maybe a little smug. And I'll be, "This fag would be buttmad if I won that shit, fookin cunt"
93 was the year of cunts and shapeshifters my friend get fucked. Worst year for the blacks right there
I wish I could record fights in school with my damn phone, but nah that shit had like 2 mega pixels
>>
>>23995924

I really love Latina women but don't think they would like me. I'm too much of a softie for their tastes probably personality wise and I'm not that good looking ;_;
>>
File: IMG_20160630_023847228.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160630_023847228.jpg
2MB, 3264x1836px
>>23996135
mfw my position has become compromised. Beam me tha fuck up.

>>23996338
Those buns were a happy accident I made one time, but they to good to stop. Probably makes them sound worst/tastier that I cooked the buns in butter

>>23996345
Well I'm sorry to here that famdingo, was not my intent. But just keep that image in your mind every time your hungry now

Pic related, hope I ruined your thougt of that being some weeb soda or something. Just jap flat matt coating
>>
>>23997079
You still looked pretty distinguishable back then tho guess your face broaden out like all eastern yuros. just sounds like an other moody teen
Yeah maybe I should have defined that a little more but you got the point.

Might help if you stop nostalgic diving cause nothing will be as good as the older games you played, thats the stone cold truth. You just got to find something that doesn't make you throw up in your mouth.
This honestly i don't care what gender you are just play the game better than me or git gud

Well shit if modern brits arn't white than what are they, sounds like something that would start a brawl. But hell you can convince brits to do anything, like leaving the european union ;)

Its either that or you spend your days with yourself thinking about shit, I had enough time thinking to myself tbqh. You just got find good people to be around that share the same vibe. Its more of a luxury for yuppies out here
Shit then I guess you won't like my costume then :^{
If anything steampunk is just the base line of true faggotory, you'll never dive lower than that till you reach furry vile. Be glad you'll never see one in person

I'll spend my time drinking whiskey and beer, all the pretty ladies know I'm here, I'm a outlaw

Pretty sure thats the equivalent to eating crow, it'll probably be rough and taste like dumpster juice and poptarts


You could have stopped it, or joined the fun
>>
>>23998211
Nah I know for sure they like softies and especially fluffy ones, and don't beat yourself up that much man mexican men aren't the best looking dudes around here tbqh. They just pump babies into people.
You just got to find one one the internet somewhere and put time in with her, all americans fall harder for foreigners so you got that going for you.

But its time for me to be heading to bed, I'll catch you tomorrow and pls be safe. And I'll see the rest of you schmucks tomorrows as well

I finished blowing up this thread
>>
>>23996135
Ahhhhhh crap forgot this pic but very related to that name and me
>>
>>23998300

Sweet dreams m8, maybe I'll try I don't know. It never have worked for me before so I'm kinda skeptical.
>>
>>23997124
I'm just bad in expressing my feelings, I thought it was known by now

I'm sure you know better than to need a correction for these, so I can only imagine their purpose, be reassured that it's working

But how could I, you managed to block me successfully

I do not know what to translate this strangeness to anymore.
>>
File: diogenes was posssibly autistic.png (71KB, 500x545px) Image search: [Google]
diogenes was posssibly autistic.png
71KB, 500x545px
>>23998287
We do have pretty broad faces. Mine looks pretty squareish as of now with the short hair. Nose got a bit thinner, it was fleshier then. I wasn't very edgy, although I did act up at times kek.
Exactly.

Tbqh I can't find videogames at all exciting anymore. It feels like I am wasting my time whenever I open up one.
Yeah, same.

THEY ARE ABSOLUTE MADMEN. THIS ONE LAD TOLD 'EM TO BREXIT, AND THEY DID!
>inb4 more UK jokes
pls delet

Most of the people here are pretty annoying and none of them really share my interests. When I did hang with them the only thing that was in common was either abuse of some drug or drinking. Now that I don't do either, I rarely meet any of them. For the better.

Post costume though.
>furry vile
I think that is an official way to proclaim yourself beyond saving, imo.

>he mixes up whiskey and beer
You're an insane man. No wonder why women dig you, after all you got that badass vibe. ;)

kek, there was an ethnic group of people living in Lithuania that practically spoke Latvian and they were renowned for eating crows. Random fact. Kursenieki was their name, iirc. There is a clip of a native speaker of their now gone language - sounds like a mix of German, Latvian and Lithuanian. Real funny for me since I can understand some of it.

If you see something falling, give it a push. ;)
>>23998393
You give hints to as to what is going on with you just fine.

Yes, maybe, I don't know. I don't care about appearances anyways. At least not in the way I understand things...

How exactly? I guess I'm a bad person.

I feel very alienated.
>>
>>23998436
Mostly maybe

I do not think you understand what I mean
Or maybe that I'm insisting on a misunderstanding
Either way I never reduced you to that, and you know I was eager to know more, maybe I'm unclear sometimes but the latter was pretty obvious

Exactly like this

This is confusing, I cannot tell whether it's out of good character you're troubling yourself with a reply anymore.
>>
God I'm gonna die from stress today and I'm out of smokes FUCK!
>>
>>23998592
Calm down man, isn't there anyone you could get one from.
>>
>>23998567
Well yes, you are right, I am not necessarily implying that. My head is bit fuzzy, I haven't slept very well.

You misunderstand. I myself misunderstood you there...

No, because I want to reply, not because some obligation or courtesy. Things are bit troubled for me, that is why I might come off as bit cold, but it is not because of you or anything. This summer will be and already has proven itself to be pretty harsh for me, so will be the beginning of the schooling year, but I am closer than ever to setting my plans to notion. I am very serious about what I want to do and will get those things done because I know that I can do better than this. I am wrestling my last minute doubts and getting myself mentally prepared for a lot of work. It's nothing because of you, you've been very good to me and I don't want you to think anything else. This came off as bit convulted and messy, but these are some shreds of my thoughts.

how are you and how was your day
>>23998592
I remember that feel at work. Ask for a ciggie from some lad, they will understand how craving works and why you should get a smoke.
>>
File: IMG_20160628_210004.jpg (2MB, 1944x2592px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160628_210004.jpg
2MB, 1944x2592px
>>23998615
>>23998618


Yeah gonna get one from my friend when I leave for lunch. It's not from the smokes tho, work is killing me today.
>>
>>23998621
Summer is hell in work. I remember the last year when I had to finish up some very tedious work and I worked for some fifteen hours straight just so I'd be done with it.

Hold tight my man, I understand your pain.
>>
File: 1467254879761.jpg (55KB, 480x272px) Image search: [Google]
1467254879761.jpg
55KB, 480x272px
>>23998626

It's tourism stuff so it's extra busy, it's a public holiday soon so everyone is booking stuff and people are canceling their abroad tours because of the bombing at airport.
>>
>>23998630
Mine was back breaking manual labour. Not very mentally demanding, but very tedious, especially in this heat. And this time of the summer meant that our workplace was about to shut down for a month, so they'd do the last minute orders and boy, did they have many of those. I worked at a fish cannery. Quite the mess mang.
>>
File: 1466205598389.gif (2MB, 500x373px) Image search: [Google]
1466205598389.gif
2MB, 500x373px
>>23998618
Get some rest, I noticed that post earlier

What happened with you lately, if you wouldn't mind telling. Why are you troubled
It's the first of July tomorrow, so it's pretty close, has there been any more news on school

Alright, nothing has changed much
Rereading Kafka's Castle, trying to get my shit together.
>>
>>23998682
I mustn't, I am very busy with reading. In the last few days I have done certain mental exercises to see if I am capable of intensive study and reading. Turns out I am, even under great duress.

I am feeling very confident of myself and control of my life seems to be returning. So it is a very new thing, considering my last two years, and I am slowly growing into something like a maturity. Nothing that negative really, I am just gloomy unintentionally so sometimes. To give a comparison, when one beats iron into steel, there is bound to be some resistance, passing of something like weakness, momentary faintness.
Nothing much. There was one curious piece of information: someone had tried passing two grades in a one year, but failed because they couldn't handle it. In itself it is not good news, but that means it *is possible* to do at least two in one year and I am confident of that I am capable of doing at least that, if not the whole three, given chance.

Really? I just hope you aren't feeling down.
Rereading is a good thing, I do that more than I should. What have you come up with to help you get your stuff together?

also very sad grille in that gif, pls not be her ;-x-D
>>
>>23997079
some wanker from uni, but it's about time I stopped anyway. I'll probably only ever lurk rating threads, aus threads and post in here from now on.

How is you? Today it was cold and showery, 10C the top with 5mm of rain. How are the berries and shit? I remember you mentioning them last time.

How is you friendo?
>>
>>23998709
But what exactly is his issue? Should give him a jab in the gut for poking around your privates like that.

It's been pretty hot as of lately. It rains a lot as well. Berries are coming along fine, not fully ripe now, but they will be the next week and people will start buying them around the same time. Season should be pretty good from what I've seen so I'm in good spirits regarding that.

Alright, I guess. "Enjoying" what is left of my NEET life. Won't be one as I will be working, even if it is without any contracts or whatever for most of the summer collecting berries in forest, and afterwards will try and get my education back on the track starting with this September. Technically I am not a NEET anymore. NEETs are cucks anyways. :-^D
>>
>>23998706
Balance, in order not to collapse
But it's all in good preparation for that tough school year to come

That's great to know, I think I can sense that confidence in your tone, and I know there will be gloomier times for your mood but it's all indication of change, which is good
Time is beginning to speed up don't you feel ?
You will try again with the berries next Monday ? Did you go alone last time ?

Don't do the three even it were possible, that's my advice it's a crucial step, finishing school that is, and the sooner the better
But at the same time it will be hard enough to do two in one year, if you were to do three and fail to handle it, failure might prevent you from trying again sooner, where two as I imagine might be manageable for you

My mood changes ten times in ten minutes, but no generally better, nothing to complain about and anything I miss out on nowadays will result of laziness no more, I have no excuse well other than fact it's this shit month of Ramadan which I can't wait till is done
I dropped it at some point so I'm rereading to finish, it made me realize how much I missed him too
Nothing really, as I mentioned above I'm moody af and currently feeling a little boost, I've let myself become weak and if I hate anything it's being weak

She's only napping :-x--D
I will go for a few hours now, talk to you later if you're still around.
>>
>>23998818
I won't, this is very coincidental anyways, at least today.

For me I am beginning to realise it is just a matter of doing this and that for such and such hours every day and that it isn't really difficult in itself. I am full with ideas for my book.
Only when I do something. Feels like I barely have any of it on my hands and that there isn't enough. This will be a constant struggle for me in days to come.
I have been to the forest a few times, mostly scout runs. And yes!

I am not sure. I might go all three if possible. If not I can contend myself with two, but my time is burning daylight. One year later means one year later university wise and so on. I wouldn't be discouraged if I were to try to do three and only do two. I'd actually be glad I only have one grade left, meaning I could work and study, thus move out already. Whatever happens, I want to make this my last year that I live with my family.

Tell me a bit about your mood changes please
It isn't a long book, you will probably be done very soon. What do you want to read next?
I like that tone of yours. Good thing to hear you say that, I really hope you can get yourself on something like a goal.

She better is. :-DD

Tomorrow probably. Anyways, it was really nice seeing you wrote all of this out.

A pre-eliminary "Nakte" for tonight as well.
>>
>>23998818
>>23998882
btw
record this if you can
this is a fourteen word poem by ezra pound and it's absolutely stunning

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet, black bough.

if not something nice

you can request me to record something as well if you want to
>>
>tfw the terapist only has phone time for 30 min every day
>Line's busy for 20 min straight
I think I'll just contact another then

HOW ARE Y'ALL?

>>23995517
Wow! I thought cats were ADVENTURERS. But yea, if he's spooked because of his past, then it's only natural I guess
>>
File: StillLifeWithASkull.jpg (2MB, 5315x4075px) Image search: [Google]
StillLifeWithASkull.jpg
2MB, 5315x4075px
Alright Pious here giving a very important notice to all of those whom I speak regularly to: tomorrow I leave for my relatives in early morning. I will stay with them for a week before they will come to visit us. So I get a chance to get out of this hellhole at last. Good thing is that I will be able to earn some quick cash while I am there with picking forest strawberries which go three euros a litre, a pretty good price. So I won't be around. I will come here early morning to give a quick goodbye. So please keep these threads alive until I am back.

This is the part where I can officially say that my NEET days are no more and my days of toil and strife are come.

I can't believe it has already been months since April when I first said I will leave for my relatives for a while. Now this time has finally come...

I hope that all of you have a good week. Keep your spirits up.

Picture is a reminder of the transient nature of the life. Use your opportunities, never let anything pass. Don't let your dreams be memes, as Shia said. :^)
>>
>>23999050
>the transient nature of the life
>two the's
kek
I haven't slept at all.
>>
Some "Sturm und Drang" style music for the ocasion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG2QtZV4OcU
>>
>>23996081
>on't need proof
Thinking he knows me.
>You'll get it in due time......
Thinking this arouses me.
>>23995731
>chinois?
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, KAREN!
>>
>>23999082
>ocasion.
occasion*
I'm a moran when I am in good mood.
>>
>>23998232
Too late, expect a nice package in the mail kek.
I will thanks a lot, my diet is ruined.

Not ruined, I was just wondering what it was.
>>23998303
LMAO, I forgot that was his name, dude shave your head now and get some muscles kek.
>>
File: Karen.png (211KB, 333x605px) Image search: [Google]
Karen.png
211KB, 333x605px
>>23999099
>KAREN
Plankton pls
>>
>>23999188
I S H ?
>>
File: MLPlankton.png (462KB, 911x590px) Image search: [Google]
MLPlankton.png
462KB, 911x590px
>>23999195
>Pls
Nevvvva
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4xTXB30hCQ
>>
File: plankton¿.jpg (48KB, 500x359px) Image search: [Google]
plankton¿.jpg
48KB, 500x359px
>>23999198
What?
>>23999204
>mfw husband is a brony
What did I do to deserve this?...
>>
>>23999210
N-nothing.
>>
File: Maximum Ravioli.jpg (30KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]
Maximum Ravioli.jpg
30KB, 600x338px
>>23999210
>What did I do to deserve this?...
My wife...she doesn't...remember.
>>
>>23998723
I don't know his issue but I really don't care about it anymore 2bh.

Enjoy your newfound work and study, and you're correct in saying that NEET are cucks. Everyone that says otherwise is a dirty cuck
t. knower of things

Mail some berries here too, preferably non-poisonous. :^D
>>
File: hisoka teardrop.jpg (58KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
hisoka teardrop.jpg
58KB, 1280x720px
>>23996262
Lol I think at that tiem I was friends with some grills from Dubai online and we only talked about L
Mine is Hisoka 5eva
Yer a dangerous man
Do you want more, I actually feel like watching an animu tonight
Shite everybody leaving
He's in the Air force you know kek ?

We have so many cunt-ries, which is why we gave one to the juice

Means you will look for him
What r u imblying
Bish pls only thing wouldn't kill in my hands is pussy cats
Found the book

I meant you seriously telling this, it's freaking disgusting
Nu you will never
Kek no? I remember when I first got e-mail I would spend my day looking for e-cards to send to my only contact which was my cousin

Offer as in discount you tart

>:-3

Nice for a raisin

I don't need to, you will be gone in few days
Maybe she likes animals tho
Ikr they were suppose to hit NY and mfw they hit Muslim Istanbul
I got nothing to say to you.
>>
>>23999205
>What did he....

>>23999050
Memento mori :-----D
>>
Fuck yes our of work finally, have some kebab metal.

https://youtu.be/M9VKOe4JQ-E

Fuck I miss school, I was in this show.
>>
>>23998882
Did you note them down for future reference
Not only that by the days are picking up the pace, feels like yesterday you were saying months from now
The forest is not anyone's property right ? What happens after you pick the berries, where do you sell or will you picking them for someone ?

Yes but I imagine on intense year, then another one little lighter with a chance of better saving is good before University ?
I had written the line above before reading the next
I think it's good that you're staying this year(Did I say that five times already?) one less thing to worry about

Nothing too unusual but I get excited and bored easily, less excited than bored for past period but it's improving currently
I will start tonight actually, as she brought it today, and I finished a short story called Wedding Preparations in the Country also by Kafka today
I'm not sure what I want to read next, depends on my mood when I'm done, any recommendations tho(I will have to see if they are available in University library)
I will start planning when I'm back from my trip, I'm quite excited for it now

A girl is better.

Nakte?

>>23998928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KIJlZXMDS3

Record anything, do not read just talk.
>>
>>23999319
>Found the book
What are you waiting for then.
>>
File: IMG_20160630_120340415_HDR.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160630_120340415_HDR.jpg
2MB, 3264x1836px
Just awoke from my slumber of running people over in a truck

(You)s imminent
>>
>>23999319
Sounds like something out of the L word kek. I'm staring to think you're obsessed with the internet btw...
>Hisoka
;)
Ha! You wish baby, well I mean it does fit a bit but nah. What's that from anyways, Hunter X or something like that.
I live life dangerously, unlike most of you losers.
Yes of course duh. Which one lol, how about Boku no Pico?
You just realized? I already knew I was, I just don't make a big deal of it.
Yes something like that, he doing a good job canwhoring though :)

>gave
Aw, and here they keep telling me islams are horrible animals :3

You said we so now WE both will, well just you actually since I am tired and hungry boi rn.
Was no imbly just agree
And juices :-)
Still waiting

You are stupid af if you think that actual happened, be thankful I didn't post pictures you stupid fuck.
I will never wat.
E-cards? What are those? At least you had someone to email with :(

Idfc you cheap jew.

> >:-3 *

Why?

I said to make me, not for me to make myself, it's ok I know you can't anyways lol.
She looks like one, wouldn't doubt it.
Why would you hit the same place twice? So unoriginal please explode yourself again.
Fine, whatever you say.
>>
>>23998168
Exactly, you got nothing to worry about then kek.
Master sun, praise it.
Ok? I neant football is the correct term I think idk. But now everyone does know ;3
You said it right away kek, it's Ish + male.
I've just seen the original show and then the remake movies, but I have heard of it, cray shit lol.

Will save it when you post it.
Stuff like that is ok I guess, but I feel I don't have things to share or when it happens I don't usually think to whip my phone out and take a pic.
Kek, I know, I just sent a msg, don't really mind, we used to chat 24/7 a few months back for a good year.
The american born ones are the worst, such a disgrace
Dude, everyone can sing, it like drawing, writing, or sex, just some can't do it as well.

Don't, it's stupid especially if someone is intellgent, they could do so much better. Like the Tails comic right kek.
No kek, I bought my car just to go see her. You fricking need money just to transport yourself to another spot, who would've known that?
I'm nit, even if they start forcing it for the upcoming WW3, gonna start transition real soon, not that women are exempt from the draft now kek.
It really depends doesn't. Probably would if someone did something to one of my sisters/family members.

Ikr, not me though I won't let no one win cry more if you have to lel. Probably with littlw kids though I'm more lenient.
>shapeshifters
Hey. You ain't wrong lol. I thought that was every year?
Kek, worldstar would accept it though.
>>
>>23999568
>(You)s imminent
>2 hours later
>>
File: KU6K3d8.jpg (33KB, 514x384px) Image search: [Google]
KU6K3d8.jpg
33KB, 514x384px
>>24000147
Stay in theme
>>
>>23999602
Is it that obvious ?
Yes HunterXHunter was my favorite anime as a kid, I don't even know how many times I watched probably more than 20
Watched the reboot until those insects arch then stopped for some raisin but will pick up one of those days
Do teach us senpaii pls
Kek I did see a few minutes out of Boku no Pico out of curiosity back in the day
I did not see the camwhoring

Ikr we deserve a treat

Eat grass like meh
Will post tomorrow since sister went to sleep and dnt want to get it out again.
>>
File: 1467298424957.jpg (64KB, 1049x640px) Image search: [Google]
1467298424957.jpg
64KB, 1049x640px
>>23998232
Stahp
>>
>>23996289
>Pale Salad
Everything about this is white

Not a car enthusiast myself, but I like vans in term of shape or big cars in general
>Weed
Pls gib
Where did you end up going to
What book was that

I'll wed you a pretty nosed juicy grille for 500$
>>
>>24000147
Ayyy m8 shit came up, i had a sore throat, I left a roast in the oven, my feet hurt, I have diarrhea, and my dog called me on her vacation.

But heres your (You) possible samefag

>>24000193
I'll stop when someone writes me a cease and desist letter fampie

>>24000216
White as in caucasian or in color. if its like white people then you need some cut up hot dog wieners injected with cheddar cheese. Whites love that cheddar

Wow really never would have guessed that you liked vans, you should get over here. You could buy a ton of them for cheap here in the states. How does pic related make you feel?
>gib
I already had to google stahp man, what did she mean by this
Dude I was just next door for most of the day doing mechanic shit and catching up with my friend
Its The Last Wish by that polish dude Andrzej Sapkowski its just a medieval fantasy about a monster hunter

Whoa $500 thats a good price, and I know your good for it, just make sure you tape her noise good, might rip thru the packaging
>>
File: 1988_Toyota_MasterAceSurf_01.jpg (278KB, 1500x850px) Image search: [Google]
1988_Toyota_MasterAceSurf_01.jpg
278KB, 1500x850px
>>24000286
Fuuuuc this pic is related. Mother fucker got all wheel drive too so you'll never get stuck after running boarders
>>
File: 1466709656473.jpg (18KB, 255x200px) Image search: [Google]
1466709656473.jpg
18KB, 255x200px
>>24000286
>my dog called me on her vacation
>>
>>24000158
You took 3 hours lel.
>>24000186
Idk? I haven't monitored your life 24/7 so I wouldn't know.
20 times that a lil bit not a true fan then.
I haven't watched that one, maybe I'll take a gander at it when I can.
I charge free and expensive though.
I haven't there was like a time everyone would mention that here so I just know the name, what's it about?
You were not here for it duh.

What do you want?

The devil's lettuce?
Hmph you're gonna make excuses again, this post isn't even complete btw :'(
>>24000286
Niqa I think you might be dying lol, go rest then.

Just decided to give this a sucker a little life support tis all.
>>
>>24000315
I've got shite to do alright I'm not a NEET
I will not recommend you anime from myanimelist hmph
I have 99 shekels will that do
Kek I do remember, Uber was obsessed with it
Some femboi fucking his friend ?
When was it

I want one bean

No grass like goat duh
I know I took a break for other ones.
>>
>>24000286
I thought white girls ate salad ?

Alright but I like them white and with shitton of candy
Learn the meme language kiddo
What no ride ?
Sounds cool

Does not include nose shipping tho
>>
>>23998352
Thanks man but i rarely dream anymore. You just have to get to know someone and not talk to much about yourself man as soon as you get some practice down, you'll be ready to talk to anyone

>>23998436
Well I saw that rate thread, everyone on this website knows that your a hot mess now lol. I acted up (alot) but idk if that means I was edgy. I just did alot of stupid shit that I got in trouble for.

At least you got out of it man, the rest of us shmucks are stuck playing them, but that is where I get (alot) of inspiration in my art so it like a love hate thing I guess

I think I hit my quota on british jokes in this thread. I hope I didn't scare off any m8s from across the pond

Well that is what most black have in common and not having a dad, but I can't relate to them on that one. I'm sure theres at least one chill person out there somewhere, their probably just in their house all the time as well
Its still in the crafing phase but its a sexy zed-bra
Lol just add that to your list of red-flags, you should be happy you'll never have to deal with people like that.

>No wonder why women dig you, after all you got that badass vibe
Who? I've never had a lady dig on my vibe stop lying. But those where lyrics from a old WAR song.

Were they like a indigonouce group or something like that? I hope they at least cooked them properly eating those nigger birds like that. I guess I kinda know that feel listening to rural scottish or australians talk. But i blame the BBC for that
>>
>>24000329
>I'm not a NEET
EEEEEEEEH?!?
Fine, be that way, I'll ask untermensch then ;)
It's an odd number, sorry no take that.
>femboi
Have to watch it now, and especially since bby Uber watched it :)
Don't remember, but if you ask nicely I bet you some people can post the pics.

Its not grass like cow though, remove yourself.
Sure's thing Shae.
>>
>>23999188
I hope you like forward mail cause I still want to dick spam someone in the mail. And guess what faggot your on my list. Well know you know I take my model kit shit seriously B

Fuck man maybe that could be my next holloween costume, I'll just end up looking like a darker version of my dad since he's a faggot light skinned black. Yo just cut your hair and stop working out and you'll be "my" perfect young guts

>>23999721
Worked like a charm
Most honorably sun, I praise you to kill my wife since she dosn't know how to clean the cum stain out of my cloths
If i was a football fan I'd fight you for not liking the most manlist fucking sports in this country. No no one knows....hopefully
Ohhh oh oh now I remember lol, well I won't name drop you unless you do
Its just a foreshadowing of my future life after I give up on women

Request it and I'll draw it
Yeah same here you just have to go out and find something that seems interesting or just get creative with it. Usually when I see something thats good to take a pic of, my phone ends up dying
Hopefully she's not too cool or busy for you cause that would be fucked up
Man idk whats up with that, I really don't like them at all. Thin I said it before but we should just swap out all the shitty mexicans in solcal and switch them with the mexicans that won't to come here and work.
I can only sing properly when i'm not sober. Maybe one day I'll post a vocaroo of me singing

Kek fucking sonic anything is bad, thats a true example of having to much time on your hands. I'll never have anything to show off my talents while being a NEET
Oh you worded that like you were paying your ex alimony or something like that. You need money for anything women related. But we all know that even hitler. You think he did all that cuase he wanted to?
Ha thats true you can't even hid as a woman anymore. But if its something I don't want to get involved with, I'll just do what my ancestors did and head to Canada
>>23999319
>>
Fuuuuuc I'm heading out to be with faggy real friends so the last bit of (You)s are gonna be in a different id so watch out
>>
>>24000370
You can pick up your jaw now
Pls do
Your shows are lame anyway
I remember we would recommend it everyone kek good times
No thanks

At least I was Lion's bae, which fits with bae too.
>>
>>24000344
Shit you got me there, probably should have have said fat white people like it with cheddar and dog cock

You say that now but then you'll get searched up and it won't be some nice balding pedo with ray band glasses. It'll just be agent white and agent black in the party van.

How do I "go Google it bitch" for weed tho, I'm already quite skilled at nigger-weeding

Pic related get off your high carpet and read my missed post fag

Puh that's sounds like a half-assed lie like your post

Bro what tha fuck your website said it was included. Jew noise is the most important part of the meal I'm planning on cooking
>>
>>24000315
Bruv I woke up like 5 hours ago what else am I suppose to do?

Your life support is not needed for this thread dies around this very time
>>
>>23999310
Aye, I might. ;)

I have to leave for the bus now. I'm visiting my relatives. Have a good one m9. See you around ITT's.
>>24000361
That's a bad picture anyways kek.

How do you still have the zest for them? I've lost it a long time ago. I can't really describe it, but I get boring incredibly quickly. All the reading must've had ruined me. If there is a game I'd like to play ( and haven't got a chance to do so far ) it is Fallout:NV or Dragon Age Origins.

SCARE THOSE WANKERS AWAY :)

There are some very chill people, but really m9, it is complicated. For now I have my relatives. There is a one smart mechanic guy in his thirties, but he does speed, so I although I like talking to him, I don't like being in his company because he does drugs and there are other people who do them in there as well. So I stay away for my own safety. An interesting guy, as I said, though; I can talk much about anything with him.

anyways fug, I have to leave :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Have to catch bus and stuff. See you the next week, I'm going over my relatives now for one week!

Keep these alive and have a blast!
>>
File: pound.jpg (14KB, 477x152px) Image search: [Google]
pound.jpg
14KB, 477x152px
>>23999322
Feels muzik :^)

>>23999364
Yes, I did. Same way I do with poetry I like; I memorise it. Once something is on my mind it takes years to forget it.
It is, but no one gives a fug. To whomever buys them in large amounts. There are like three to four people who buy bereries here for a small town of two thousand people. So it's a hot thing to do.

I don't need lighter years. Whatever happens I will still pour much of my time in writing. But I understand you. Possibly. If I finish two classes and move out, it will require me to work, so it won't be much easier. Realistically I am looking at years of hard work if I want to achieve what I want. And I am not intimidated by work. I don't tire easily.

I am not sure. Maybe this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Picture_of_Dorian_Gray
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sea-Wolf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Decameron ( Hundred stories to read, most of the are funny as hell, so you might like it. Funniest book I've read besides Don Quixote )
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Onegin ( For that Byronic hero; a very close prototype for my own heart )
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sorrows_of_Young_Werther ( Read it when I was fifteen. You should know the backstory kek. Bad times, bad times )

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jYNY0h7W7c
>>
>>24000911
But it just looked like you threw some filters on it, thats fly af over here kid

I just play shit that I really like and can't get that bored playing. But I get bored of most new games so I just try to play older one. And my soon to be toaster can emulate a couple systems so that helps. But this is a gut with 86 steam games with like 10 installed and I play one ore two ;(

I'LL NICK ERERY WANKERS EUROS THAT CUMS SOUTH OFF THA CHANNEL, FUCKIN TOSSAS

Fuck man thats rough man, kind of reminds me of my old drug dealer, he was very intellectual, talkative and fun to be around. But sometimes he would be doing to much and would be "too" chill. Plus he went bare foot alot cause he was kinda a hippie. But he got back on herion and is in
rehab, I just heard about that today. But you shouldn't be around a dude who does speed all the time, that could be unpredictable

Shit man alright you will be missed, I'll do my best and so will the rest of us with the tourch. Have fun and stay safe senpai. AND HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!! oh wait
>>
File: 1373789248373.jpg (461KB, 1900x1190px) Image search: [Google]
1373789248373.jpg
461KB, 1900x1190px
>>24000911
Farwell you eastern yuobo have fun getting away from this blood sucking cave we call 4chan. Don't eat to many berries
>>
>>23991783
Le spleen des petits à l'école ça les rend marteau
>>
File: webcam-toy-photo15 (4).jpg (56KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
webcam-toy-photo15 (4).jpg
56KB, 800x600px
Ayyy guy this for the bump and sorry been half-assing posts lately
Just my fucked up sleeping schedule and preparing shite for my trip.
>>
>>24000460
Lol, how did you know I do that.
>pic related
I also do that when I see qt boi :)
I will stay jelly.
No you are, I just know the popular stuff, have you seen Van Helsing.
I think you might be a weeb.
Do it now or else.

What dis mean? I haven't a clue about GoT, all I know everyone thinks Arya is a 10/10 right?
>>24000493
Check yoself b4 u rekt uself

No they die around 8/9 p.m est.
>>24002665
Pack my things up for me pls :)
>>
File: ¡¡¡.gif (5MB, 720x426px) Image search: [Google]
¡¡¡.gif
5MB, 720x426px
>>24002694
>>24000460
Forgot the gif, bye guys...
>>
>>24002665
Nah nah nah it's all bueno my child I was just being an asshole because of my small dick and what not. Stop posting here and pack your shit and don't forget the bad dragon I left at your house last year.
And shit son this going to be one dead ass thread in a couple of days. Idk if I'll be here to bump shit over the weekend cause of the holiday.

Don't forget to take pics of the lady with crazy hair over in franceland
>>
>>24002711
>>24002739
Not leaving for another two weeks but getting stuff done
Sine Wednesday is a muslim holiday and what not so everything is closed.
>>
I do not like blonde hair but such a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I
>>
>>24002992
No one cares. What holiday
>>24002999
Lol, she used to be a playboy model I think.
>>
>>24003011
Eid Al-Fitr
One of the most boring days of the year

Kek I just checked she did.
>>
>>24003015
In inglish or mexican pls?
Why is that, no one dies?

New role model ;)
I'm proud that you are going into more (classic) rock oriented muzak :D
>>
>>24002992
Christ its been 30 minutes since I posted that and fell asleep, now my gmom is doing that annoying ass laugh of her, I'm going to London

Enjoy your breath taking holiday its just a counter holiday against Jewish ones. Where's that visa at? You post yours and I'll post my social security card
>>
>>24003023
That's how it is bish
Ikr ;-;
I can;t wait till it's all over tbqh

Where do I sign up ?
>Classic
I always try old music.

>>24003075
It's almost 9 pm already
Haven't done anything productive today with all these kids around once again
Lol I used to wake up to voice of my teacher screaming, even after I graduated for school is right next to my house
You really going to London ?

They called my friends saying they got it, but they haven;t called me yet so still waiting.
>>
>>24003170
What does it mean? I not understand.
Go ahead and get rid of a few yourself :)
Lol why, what do you have to do this time?

I know a friend in the agency, you got to audition and send a portfilio of your "work".
>old
Fuck outta here millenial. Have you listened to Heart of Glass btw?
>>
>>24003234
That's how it's called
Wake up early and greet guests
Then visit people in the afternoon

Got ya, where do i send your l00ds
>Triggered are we
Yes, this is not the first time I listen to Blondie.
>>
>>24003170
Those kids should be asleep by now, right? Watching kids is productive tho, they could have ran face first into the corner of a table.
Kek so you still have to listen to that dude buttrage, he lives next to you or your next to the school? Tell that fag to shut up or you'll get your gun

Nah lol that was some old crappy game ad for something called Hellgate London. Should be a meme by now. But shit they said it was cheap af to fly over the England the day after brexit. Wish I was rich enough to do that ;(

I hope you don't have any dumb complications with yours coming in. Your not the worst person in that group of friends are you? That might be it jajajaja
>>
>>24003281
How do you say it?
Hope you do a better job irl than in here.

Don't have none, and you asked about yourself not me. I can easily get a job like that without having to show lewdity.
Yes actually, especially since granny herself here is older than me.
That wasn't the question. She was/is pretty hawt tho.
>>
File: IMG_20160701_120536285.jpg (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160701_120536285.jpg
1MB, 1440x2560px
Happy weekends, enjoy your summer ;)

I forgot to return books. Over 100 bucks in late fees
>>
>>24003445
30+20=100?
>>
>>24003445
>;)
Ayy Anon
I had to pay like 4 dollars to library before I graduate for late fees but 100 ? how late were you.

>>24003319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JMojKASnlw
>The day of breaking the fast
I don't at all, just hide in my room since we will be visiting same people in the afternoon

How do you do so, teach me senpai
Relax it was a joke
I answered, then I added a statement, she is very.

>>24003282
Not really it's summer they won't for a few hours
The same keeps coming thinking I have candy like last time
It's a she actually, I meant highschool, the fag thankfully doesn't live in my town

Where would you want to go given the chance ?

Huehue I am but do they know ?
Actually I kind of finished three days later than they did cause system went down when it was my turn so probably will be called later than them.
>>
>>24003511
^This, but that probably not adding the late fees that some how come up to another $50
>>
>>24003319
This is what I was talking about yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT7dulXtR3g

Apparently it's a thing.
>>
>>24003524
Thats what a daily dosage of cough syrup is for, but shit just show that one the empty bag of candy and tell them gtfo.

Some weird ish happened yesterday while my brother and my friend and me were "chilling" in his car at the park. My brother goes to the ice cream truck buys something, then gets back into his car. Then right before he
closes the door some random ass mixed little black girl runs up to his door and asked if he was getting any money. My bruv being the fag he is fumbles with his words then that girl just runs off. I tell him he should have told her to fuck off straight up.
Then that little brat proceeds to stalk his car till the ice cream truck leaves, very odd ghetto child ;/

Oh damn thank god thought that homo tormented you from school to the home, I use to live near my old 3rd grade teacher. But guess she forgot who I was cause she locked her front door on me once when I was walking home from HS

I'd most likey would go to the UK first then maybe travel around europe see the Rivera from france to italy and the alpes and if I had enough money probably go see a F1 race or two

Those background checks are no lie son, stop frowning all the time lol
Shit thats right, hopefully it dosen't take another week or so to process your visa, I'm assuming you can't call them and ask about the progress
>>
>>24003511
I'm afraid there is more. That's what I got today

Over 100 overall. I paid it off though
>>
>>24003524
I did not understand from 0:00 onwards, day something else so I understand pls.
Lent?
Why do you hide all the time? What you doing btw.

Nah you good, I am a pure and actually demure person.
So sensitive lol.
You answered a question I did not ask?
>>24003539
I like the skedaddle-ish part kek, are these white dudes trying to be islams trying to be white dudes? Am confucius.
>>
I will go to sleep in a bit since I am a little tired, a chance to fix the schedule
Gnight bois and grills.


>>24003662
It's just the name of the holiday, never mind
>Lent?
What did he mean by this
Not to be seen
Photoshopping some shite, yourself?

Sure you are bb
Who's projecting?
I said yes I know the song, and added a piece of info

It's not so bad tbqh
No these are Islams
But the genre Taqwacore was apparently due to a novel by a while mail who converted then hung with the Punks.

>>24003591
Doesn't take much to chase this one away, they're really like cats

What ? "he was getting any money" ? She means from the van ?

Did she hate you or something lol
You should've thrown eggs on her door

Really no Japan or Asia despite being on 4chinz ?
Why the UK tho

I will call them tomorrow actually.

>>24003804
Mine hero.
>>
File: 1447738795608.jpg (74KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
1447738795608.jpg
74KB, 720x960px
Since most of the regulars are out, I'd might as well throw some dumb content in here give you guys something to read

Welp I just got back from helping my neighbors out with their boat, probably spent 3 or 4 hours messing around with it.

>Took the tires off the boat trailer then took them to a tire shop to get the air checked
>Old mexican dude check them for us but didn't speak good english
>He's says their ok and my friend pulls $2 out to pay him for the air, old mex whistles to get the manager, who a big fat of a man
>Fat mex tells us that costs $5 per tire (we had 2)for checking air and dry rot which old mex did without telling
>Friend tells him this is all the money he has
>Beirf stand off between me and friend and the two mexican dudes
>Fat mex takes the money and tells us something about how much that service cost blah blah
>We leave, throw the tires back on
>I'm about to unjack the jack thats holding the boat up
>boat drops to the damn floor with with a loud slam, somehow I cut a bit of my hand
>Friend's dad apparently was held up by bricks( which you should never do) and they fell over and broke when I doped it
>Friend and his dad begin to argue once again

Then after all that, we find out theres a crack in the right side of the engine block, so I wasted two days dicking around with them.

But I found out what B.O.A.T. stand for from his dad's crazy ass looking black friend

B.O.A.T
B.rake
O.ff
A.nother
T.housand

>>24003804
Thanks but I only get 8 (You)s? What is this!!??
>>
>>24004061
Alright famgino hope you get back on the magic sleeping carpet, nighter

Kek just leave some lemon peels and get a spray bottle if its that easy to spook them

Bruv I don't even know, "are you getting any money?" was exactly what she said. Think she want him to give him money for ict chream. Ahe could have had a gun.

I wish I knew, I'm sure she just mistaken me as a common thug wearing a backpack and drinking a soda. I might have had a bag of skittles in my pocket too ;)
Should have done that. But I could had my neighbor friend throw up on here door since he did that before

Kek are you surprised? I was never a really big japfan theres only two thinks I'd really be intristed in doing over there, don't think its worth it. Plus all those japanese ppl would be staring at me daily for being a 6f tall kaffir, thats no fun.
But I'd go to hong kong, china, and south asia. And I'd just like to make my first trip to europe is in a english speaking place, then I'd start traveling around after I get some knowledge from the cheeky brits.
What would be your second choice for european place to go

And do it might as well bug them about that ish. Hope their power doesn't go out
>>
And here have some of the word of the lord as told from a fallen prophet named Peter Popoff.

He's a pretty well know scam artist in the Televangelist community that still, some how stays in business. He apparently has the power to reduce believers "financial debt" and even sends them a check in the mail for it.

That shit sounds very ridiculous but it seems like theres still ppl who follow, believe, and donate to him. I saw one of his infomercials the other day after shark week went off air. These commercials feel almost fake but their all so real.

Give this a watch and skip thru it and maybe god will smile at you with $9999 in the mail the next time you check it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ST5EbPd3qc

Catch the pattern with all his followers, and you'll life.

The infomercial I say was a lot newer and he had a new product he was selling something called "revelation stones" which are cobble stone from the holy land that Jesus himself walked on and are farted his holiness on or something
Doesn't seem like I can find a vid of that one. But you can still order one of Peter Popoff"s website.


Thank you based god
>>
Well everyone seems to actually have a life outside of this shit one and my one seems to be crumbling so, I will do what any pleb would do.
I'll write you a story.
The EndoFuror Virus

Nobody really knew what it was. One day everything just stopped and the next it was as if god himself had ripped open the earth and exposed humanity to hells unsightly abominations. Flesh upon flesh, rows of dead lined the street, children turned feral, adults became armed children, the world had fallen apart within a few weeks and nobody noticed until it was far too late.

At first, we thought it was a hoax. We had become so comfortable with our lives, we felt so secure tucked inside concreate cells with our invisible borders and patrolled streets. It seemed almost incomprehensible that something as mundane as a virus could take that away from us. I mean, we knew it was there. It was all over the news. India was the first reported place that became contaminated, we saw the bodies, we heard the screaming, but it was so distant. The danger, we thought, was safely hidden behind a screen.

Nothing really prepares you for your first encounter. It’s not the visual that gets you, it’s not even the fact that they’re trying to kill you, it’s the smell of them. The stank. When you die you lose all control of your muscles. Every muscle. A dead body is nothing more than an open container, in that sense, once you die all your contents…spill out.

>>24004261
>What is this!!??
Don't be a greedy pig or else you get the ladle.
>>24004061
>Mine hero.
Please, stop.
>>
My first time was with my neighbour Jenni. She was in my classes; she was a smart girl but she had some serious issues. I remember going to her families barbeque every summer. Her dad, Heller, would always make these amazing hamburgers that had cucumber and cheese actually inside the meat. He was a military guy, stern but reasonable. I liked him, but I knew that he was a bit tapped. Sometimes when he’d tell us about the wars in Thailand and Africa he’d get this glassy look and the corners of his mouth would quiver, revealing a small partially concealed smile. Jenni would sometimes come into school with bruises, she had told me it was because of his PTSD but I always felt as if there was something more. Then one day, when shit really hit the fan, I heard him scream.
There isn’t much in this world that’s as blood curdling as a grown man screaming in pain.
I didn’t dare look to deep into it, I just remember hearing him sob in the bathroom as his daughter tried to tear out my throat.

Her eyes. They were still her eyes. That was what struck me more than the barrage of sloppy hits and desperate lunges. Her skin was greying, she had begun to smell of an opened container, and her mouth was slathered in blood, yet her eyes remained the same. They were the eyes of the quirky girl I’d grown up with, the girl that had spent hours upon hours’ colour coding her revision notes only to cry when the tests are cancelled. The girl that I’d laughed with, the girl who’d always wished me a Happy Birthday accompanied it with a homemade cake. Emotionally it was hard having to deal with her. But, you soon learn that logic and reason play a bigger role in survival that emotions and morality. Thinking back on it she was kind of cute.
>>
That was a couple months ago now, I think. There are other survivors, of course. Sometimes, I do wonder if that’s even a good thing. I was travelling with a small caravan a couple weeks after Jenni. I had fashioned together a small assortment of weapons and gear. It’d didn’t take long for the real problems to arise; however deadly the plague may be humans are by far more toxic. Hooligans, gangs, I’d even heard of some kind of Mafia forming. In the first few weeks we were all monsters.
On a way to a motel we were stopped by a small group of kids; they were maybe in their early teens. It’s terrible being threatened by a guy who has voice cracks and is severely shorter than you. It makes the whole business rather comical. What we did to them though, what I let happen. The difference between a killer and a man is that a killer can sleep easy knowing they ended a life and I slept like a baby that night, and that spooked me.
>>
>>24004598
>>24004604
Keep going
>>
File: IMG_20160701_194448511.jpg (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160701_194448511.jpg
1MB, 1440x2560px
Thought this thread got archived kek.

I haven't been able to find tools yet. Been cleaning and stuff. Not a bad day. Got a new tan, went to a store. Finished what I was supposed to finish.

Here is a pic of a model I made a while ago. It's my lower jaw.
>>
File: IMG_20160701_195222723.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160701_195222723.jpg
1MB, 2560x1440px
Full model
>>
bump man bump
>>
Afternoon bread
The agency called my Visa is out.

>>24004313

I'm going to use that from now on, are you getting any money ?

>Might have had a bag of skittles in my pocket
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
You realize the threads are monitored ?

Not too surprised but even for a non weeb Japan is very interesting a place
I hear you on the English speaking place tho
Thailand is awesome btw
I do not really know, but maybe Austria or a Balkan country, does Russia count too ?

>>24004604
>>24004979
This.

>>24004988
How do you get the materials and tools ? You a dentist or something?
>>
Morning, chat.
I don't really have much to say. I'm just lonely and want someone to talk to.


>>24004598
>>24004604
What the fuck am I reading
>>
>>24006941
>What the fuck am I reading
...Not understanding.
Chaccaroneydagodon nadoneyydadon Chaccaron Chaccaron nadoneyydadon!!
>>24006825
>This.
But...
>>24006825
>Afternoon bread
Suh d00d
>>24004988
>It's my lower jaw.
...I'm interested...how?
>Full model
That upper gum though. <3
>>
>>24006963
Yes ?
>>24006963
Yes ?
>>24006963
Yes ?
>>
>>24006979
>Yes ?
But...
>Yes ?
No !
>Yes?
Sure. I've already scrambled the eggs.
>>
>>24000436
Why are you having sex with clothes on?
Kek I heard sonething like that happens in DS3 though.
>manliest fucking sport
I think that's rugby m8, since you play and fuck each other ;)
I don't really mind since most know my name now, or just the nickname, Ish, but I won't Landon ;)
>2016
>still wanting women
You gay brah?

I want another tails 2.0 comic then.
Ay lmao, that's why bring 2 batteries.
Probably dead already, oh well.
The fucking parent are too lenient, and they don't care what the shits do.
Lol ikr, you can do anything when you're sober :/

And autism or something, Idk why people think those things up.
Nah you just gotta have money to do anything now. Even breathe eventually.
Yes? Hitler was a good boi he only wanted the real human race to survive he dindu nuffin.
Why Canadia?
>>24003599
What books were you reading?
>>24003804
>implying I need your filthy (u).
>>24004061
Tell me something else then.
It means I am studying to be rabbi.
Why is that.
Post what you shooping, nothing now I managed to escape everyone.

I am?
You are.
But I didn't ask for info I just asked for a yes or no you retart.

It isn't I like it lol. Isn't muzak a wonderful thing though.
How come they sound whites?
Who was this absolute madman? Did he do it for a woman though kek.
>>24004261
Kek I got 9 (You)s. You can have them though.
>>24006825
No trip then?
>>
>>24006994
>implying I need your filthy (u).
>Need
You'll take my (you)'s and you'll love it!
>>
>>24006825
>How do you get the materials and tools ? You a dentist or something?
Nope not a dentist ;)
>>
File: 1467460959444.png (141KB, 799x618px) Image search: [Google]
1467460959444.png
141KB, 799x618px
#24007015
Stop it, I don't or want them take them back!
>>
>>24006994
Or how you stopped worrying and built your own wall ?
Personal preference
No, nothing good anyway

Fine, don't complain that I don't tell you anything later

I listened to the whole album today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5z3_3JzxIU

Pakistani actually
Kek his name is Michael Mohammad Knight, this is the interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKx2pvkD5Jw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VjKt1lrJXP

>>24006941
Morning friend.
>>
>>24007022
Then who was phone.
>>
h-hello dear friends
>>
>>24007077
MOAR FRANZ
>>
>>24007080
hello how are you my sweet kind friend
>>
>>24007077
Are you the muffin man?!
>>
>>24007072
Morning
Did I miss something with this thread? Because...nothing makes sense right now.

>>24007077
Morning to you too
>>
>>24007085
N-no :(
>>24007086
How art thou
>>
>>24007084
Managing, sir kind sir.

>>24007086
You missed EVERYTHING
Not really just few blog material
How are you today.
>>
>>24007074
The phone is invisible.>>24007077
>>
>>24007133
Misquoted the other poster. Woa 3 is repeating.
>>
>>24007125
Yeah same :/ just singing and watching back to the future
>>24007133
What
>>
>>24007125
>>24007098
I dunno. I've had worse days. Hungry but too lazy to make food. Just bought RPG Maker off Steam Sale in an attempt to relive my childhood as a preteen nerd.
>>
>>24007147
Same, waiting for my sister to make something
>Rpg maker ?

>>24007141
What you singing
I like BTTF I watched it after watching Doctor Who's season with Clara only to find out Clara's first character was actually from BTTF 3

>>24007133
Yer a wizard?
>>
>>24007147
Yeah I'm pretty hungry myself but my bed is super comfy
>>24007186
I'm just singing random songs. I keep singing can't help falling in love though
>>
>>24007186
>Yer a wizard?
I'm harry
>>
Yes, I have exhiled myself.
Idc show me.

About what? I don't know what you are talking about actually?

Kek, I will liste to it in a bit, I can't chan and youtube at the same time unless I use the browser.

Aren't Pakis Indians though?
Lol this dude though, I read the Malcolm X book and not even once did it make me want to be Islam.
Isn't punk muslims a contradiction?

https://clyp.it/ui331tmy
>>
>>24007198
>>24007072
Pretty sure I linked it to you wtf
>>
>>24007141
I misquoted
>>
>>24007186
Exactly what it sounds like. Let's you make old school 2D rpgs. I lost an obscene amount of time to this as a 12-year-old.

>>24007189
That is literally how I feel 90% of my conscious days.
>>
>>24007225
I'd be such a NEET if I didn't have a job and love drinking
>>
File: IMG_20160702_091810584.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160702_091810584.jpg
1MB, 3264x1836px
I awoken to find myself wrapped up in a warm set of blankets as the fan that blows in cool air from my window plays the same rhythmic melody as I find
a warm mass off black fur posted to my side. It turned out to be my lovable dog Phoebe so I graciously kick off my bed, cuz no blacks allowed.

How's everyone's afternoon/morning going? And shit I haven't done a weather report in some time but here.

It's a clear 68F, the sky is a light baby blue with no clouds in site. Despite my weather app saying it's hazing then it told me theres light rain??? But I think they said the 4th should be a 83F over here. How's the weather on y'all's end?
>>
>>24004594
>>24004598
>>24004604

>What is this?
What do you mean man, what tha fuck did I just read? Spent all day on /X/ reading sp00ky shit, but this one takes the cake. Because this came out of someone's imagination.
>>
>>24007231
>I'd be NEET if I didn't have a job

That's some brilliant logic right there

>>24007249
That sounds max comfy. It's obscenely hot here again. 91 already. Yet another day of hiding inside.

>>24007255
[spoiler]So did all that other spooky shit[/spoiler]
>>
>>24007198
No not now at least, after printing perhaps plus its repeated shite I posted 100 times already, just editing

You not asking for my opinions

What are you using ?

I guess, no idea myself
Ikr why would anyone really
Of course it is but that's the point no

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TWFqK7HSIf

>>24007192
How harry.

>>24007189
Which one is that.

>>24007225
Pretty cool I guess
I remember as a kid we played those stolen SEGA games on CDs for PC
The CD cost like three dollars.
>>
>>24007255
>just read?

>Pleb, I'll write you a story.
>What did I just read.
A story. You read a story.
>Takes the cake
Aweee, thank you.
>Someone imagination
...It wasn't even that good.
>>24007249
>cuz no blacks allowed.
Oh thank god, you had me worried you'd gone soft.
>68F
...How are you wrapped in blankets?
How have you not melted?
>>24007098
>N-no :(
Can I least put you in my oven?
>>
>>24007267
Lol :(
>>24007280
Like which version?
>>
>>24007290
Please do! I'm freezing. I'm covered in goosebumps
>>
>>24006825
Ahhhhhh nice job calling their asses famdingo. Can you pick it up or just wait for it to come in the mail?

Kek do it, I remember my grandpa would do it at this same house when it looked like a forest and the cat lady across the street had a legion of cats. They hate that shit more I do swimming ;^]

Damn I thought you were someone else for a second saying ABSOLUTE MADMAN, I'm crying a little now

But fuck the mods I already posted a Zimmerman pic so come fite me Japs you have katana I have Kong the

And if I knew someone from Japan as a friend and he/she could be our guide I'd might go. But lots of the have never seen a black man before. They'd probably think I'm a rapper or something like that one video.
What would do if you went to Japan, the scenery of the country side might be my thing.
Yeah I heard you went there for judo, what province did you go too, did you go into any rainforests?

Id go with you to those two, Austria always sounds nice but idk a out Russia unless you went to Moscow or st Petersburg.
Rest of the country might be on that "remove kebab" hype train. Plus I'm not driving anywhere in that place.

And I guess I'd try Australia since they "sorta" speak english. But idk if could handle all the real life shit posting lol
>>
>>24007280
You photoshoped your face?

Wait what?

My fone duh.

Idk why would you become muslim for?
Yes I guess but still, for whom are they doing it, themselves or to society.

https://clyp.it/x4epq3o5
Why are speaking chinese btw?
>>
File: count_come_atmeire.jpg (54KB, 250x283px) Image search: [Google]
count_come_atmeire.jpg
54KB, 250x283px
>>24007267
Is it still the morning where you are? Cause that would suck, I'm glad we got out of that heat wave last week. It would hit 90 around 8am and I wouldn't know what to do. Just thought about killing myself to cool off.
Was that spooky? I guess I'll go reread it

>>24007290
I read and I was tired and measured, and I was found wanting....
The last story was the best, but that's all I'll say
>Just read
>What tha fuck did I read
>Read more
>Eat cake
>Big smile
>Read me
>Read myself
>Then I
Profit.....

Nah one stinky ass jiggaboo is quite enough for this twin size bed that I'm already taller then.
>How have I not melted?
It's not that hot senpai, its when it hits 80 in the morning when I wake up covered in sweat like some British junkie. Guess I've slept through worst

Oh and hell no they didn't pay me to help with their dumb boat. They should have sense they almost killed me
>>
>>24007311
Yes am tart

Yes that's what you did

To get four waifus
Fact they are means for themselves, others could be just to piss off society depends on person really

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MbPmeABYXa

>>24007299
Tomorrow morning! but thats sucks cause it will be torture for me to wake up

You hate swimming ?

Kek why cry tho

Pic related

>grab a pair of sunglasses
>give autographs
>treated royal
>Profit
I see no harm

Everything starting with sushi and then all weird and weeb shite and fashion
BangCOCK
No forests sadly, mostly trained but got little time to go about a little

Aw yes and straya, they have the best animuls
I remember at some point I wanted to be an alligator scientist kek.

>>24007291
No which song kek.
>>
>>24007442
Ok?

What did I do this time?

That's a fair point, how many would I get?
Is this why you like punk kek.

https://clyp.it/azz2inpj
>>
>>24007504
Ask yourself

You get 500 stonings
No and none of your business.
>>
>>24007522
I will then, give me a hint then.

That sounds pretty pleasurable if you ask me.
Aww someone is sensitive rn, you ok bb, what's wrong?

Oh speaking of retart muslims/arabs, did you know my dad's country had one as president kek.
>>
Damn I feel on that, if I have to wake up for anything before 9am I might as well cancel it. Just find something to knock you out with before bed, like a big hardy dinner meal.....oh wait, you know what I mean tho.

No I don't hate swimming, that stereotype isn't that true. But I haven't swam in myabe two years

Because my boyfriend is ded don't you get it

No pic related but I see what your going for.

>Put sunglasses on and sweatpants
>Leave house get pelted camera flashes
>Rush to 60k SUV and speed away
>Go get star bucks in shittiest side of town so no one recognizes you
>Get followed by TMZ tour bus instead
>Punch TMZ tour guide in noise
>Get put on the news
>Now more famous then when I was a B list movie star
Profit

Still haven't tried sushi dispute LA having thousands of sushi places. Would you go cosplay also cause I know you could buy a costume in one of those districts.
And jap fashion might be too high tier for me. When I went to universal you could completely tell the difference between Japs and koreans, cause those Japs all wear designer cloths kek

Did you see any of Thailand's famous Cockqueens out there. Did you at least see the capital building/castle and king? And how's the food. Sorry for the twenty questions

Best animals to kill ya in your sleep, on ground, or in tha wotta. Shit how much studying do have to do before your a certified "crock"oligist? Those things have been here for millions of years. No death roll pls

>>24007504
>>24007442
And I'll have to get in on this audio posting once I get out of bed, I only did a couple and I want to chhhaaaange that
>>
>>24007532
Nothing forget it

Masochistic fuck
Not as much as you tbqh
Nothing wrong but not in the mood for answering to that mock

No I do not keep track of your dad's origin country's news.

>>24007537
From the looks of you in those sheets you don;t seem to like waking up at all
Gotchya but I first would need to live on my own and go to the city next door

I need to catch up my racism game is weak

Nah your lover will be back like a jon snow on a game of thrones

>This entire green text
KEK

What, how are you ebin alive
Oh yes that is part of the weeb shite
There are moderate I think, that and the koreans are the loud ones with wider faces and friendlier expressions but angry attitudes

Oh I've seen many cockqueens, one of them was training with us kek
Did not unfortunately
The food was great I love trying new things, and I try anything, when I say anything I MEAN ANYTHING

I like to live dangerously, them kawaii koalas tho ;-;
Idk tbqh I was a kid and addicted to Australian series lol I guess they were cheaper so the Saudi channels bought them all

Record for your LYFE.
>>
>>24007537
>audio posting
Go ahead mang.
>>24007578
No thanks, I like my fucks vanilla now.
Lol you wish, I am perfectly fine rn, except for a slight headache.
What are you up to then? And I'm sensitive right.

>not in the mood for answering mock
>mocks me
Eh?
Anyways this guy was call Abdala Bucaram, they called him el Loco Abdala, and he was of Lebanese descent.
It took him only one year to mess up the whole country kek. Colombia gets a beautiful woman that sings meanwhile Ecuador gets a corrupt and wild politician that threw parties for his son's first million he made :/
>>
>>24007600
I couldn't care less tbqh
>He's fine
>Pic related
I'm working on something which is a sikrit and just finished washing the dishes because that's the offer I got for my sister feeding me

So ? makes perfect sense
If I'm obsessed with internetz, you're obsessed with women who sing also means you're a homo
I'm proud of him btw fukin up beaner's country like a true hero.
>>
>>24007645
>Pic related
So forgetting to post pics is the new thing or are you saying that I am not fine by not posting one?
Tell me then, I am good at keeping sikrits :)
Kek what, your sister is too nice to you to feed you for only that in return. You don't deserve it.

I can't mock you, but you can to me? S.a.f.t.b.q.h.
Mercury wasn't a girl though, so not gay ha in your face try again. And you are, you probably will keep posting even in the afterlife.
That's the only thing you people can do, and it's not beaners you dumbass, we are the great Incan conquerers, pls remove yourself like he did.
>>
>>24007442
Can't help falling in love
>>
>>24007578
I pushed myself out of bed, you'll be able to do it tomorrow morning. besides I had to to, my dumb dawg crapped twice on the living room carpet. SHE"S A VERY BAD DAG
We all wish we could live on our own, pls no remind me

Your on the best place to study up. Tho 80% are white and don't know many good ones

So he'll come back more dead than alive the next time I see him. He not my lord commander anymore

The daily struggle of being cursed with fame

Low mercury intake thats how my skin stays so dark kek
Would love to know which school girl uniform you'd pick to go walk around in and confuse ppl's sense pedoism
I saw the most weirdest pair of wedges some asian girl was wearing. They were designed to look like nike's, then I looked at her and her bf. And already knew, they dress more exoticly then any other asian I've seen

But that accurate depiction of Koreans was too true. Idk why their always so angry, but don't take it out one me Mr. Lei
Fuck did you every spare with /him? I'm sure he was more hairless then you

Ahhhh man thats like one of the last important kings in the world. maybe one day
Did you eat any of that stinky tofu that their famous for, I'd what the drinking age is over there but i pray you at least had that snake vodka shit, heard that was a rush.
>I MEAN ANYTHING
Proof it! Even snake's genitals cause they love snake over there

I think shoe spiders are more dangerous than a drunk koala. We didn't get any kind of aussie programming here, other than the crocodile hunter then he died like a punk from that gay ass stingray
Damn Saudis and their based programming and oil money

>>24007578
>>24007600
Will post my life after this post lol
>>
File: Don't judge me, mama..jpg (30KB, 680x510px) Image search: [Google]
Don't judge me, mama..jpg
30KB, 680x510px
>>24007294
>goosebumps
You sexy bumpy mammal.
>>24007359
>wanting....
It's 2 chips for 2 minutes.
>Last story
...They were just...they were part of the same thing. *Sad Face*
>What the frick
>FRACK
>More
>Less
>Get fat
>Bulimia is a growing trend among attractive people.
>Crooked teeth
>British
>Explore self
>You're not getting these plates
>Myself
>I not I bumbaclot clash don
>Masturbate furiously into a cake tin whilst the queen strokes her fat corgi, whilst smiling devilishly towards the crumpets.
Gosh.
>Jiggaboo
One of us. One of us. Crack and Crack he' one of us.
>Taller than
My wrench can fix that.
>Not hot
It's 62f here and I was sweating. You guy's are weird.
>Boat
Falling for it.
>>24007537
>Doesn't hate water
>Has feared the blue lagoon for two years

>Single ready to pringle.
You up to mingle? ;) ;) ;)
>>
>>24007678
You do not deserve any
Nope, no one will know about this not for quite some time
She also gave me cake :--D(I was suppose to go to my grandfather's house with my mother but decided to stay home, and my sister has friends over so I'm trying not to be seen)

You can, doesn't mean I will respond to it
It doesn't have to be Freddy, is that a dare ?
>Punk rawk
It's a great think to be doing, you're nothing tbqh wake up and smell reality.

>>24007690
Elvis it is then.

>>24007711
Pushed, I imagined a sluggish crawl, aren't they suppose to be trained not to ?
We can do it...MAYBE

Good ones ? probably none

Do you have a thing against wildlings brother ?

Look me in the eye and tell me this is not a white girl moment

>School girl
Pfft
You do not know me, clearly
>tfw will probably cosplay as a psycho-clown-hunter or BRS
I like their exoticism, sue me

Kek forgot to mention stretching their sentences way too long
To be sure cockqueen is a dickgirl right, if so no I did not and they were all over the place

I hate tofu it wasn't stinky it was actually very tasty, unless stinky tofu is a thing
My sensei is my uncle so I couldn;t have shite and I was 16 I think I couldn;t dream of actually drinking back then
>Implying I dont do it very sikritly even now
Given the chance I would, I had sheep genitals tho KEthey were not bad

Kek yeah I remember watching him too
That and Wicked Science, Scooter Secret Agent, The really wild show(I do not know if aussie tbqh)
Nah they couldn't afford another full house season I guess
>>
>>24007817
>It's 2 chips for 2 minutes
Is that the secret to having the soggiest bag of chips

>*Sad Face*
then do try try again
>Frack
TRIGGERED
Ar you one of those oil tycoons that don't give a mother loin damn about mother earth?
>growing trend among attractive people
Its been a thing since ppl found out it makes you look "young"
>crooked teath good for sucking
>British nationality good for busy(* Retracted)
>Splore till you find spirit animal
>Hunt it for game
>Sell pelt to native man of the buffaloes
>Get peyote
>Do peyote
>**$%^@*(*)$*&@&*%
>wake up to find spirit animal alive
>Hunt it for game
>Do it all again :)

>One of us
Its more the other way around, you become one of me
>My wrench can fix that.
Better not be metric
>You guy's are weird
I"M WEIRD
If it makes you feel better, 62f is kinda warm to me. You should come here when it 100f again get that tan on
>>
>>24007979
Ok
Why not, it's probably something illegal or dumb.
No wonder you are so phat, too much sweets. So you left your mommy all alone to fend for herself, tsk tsk. Lol what, take a pic of them ;)

I know you won't because you get mad if you do lol.
Yes go ahead I am waiting.
Implying I didn't know this already and need someone who actually doesn't know to tell me.
>>
Aaaah I hate too much cheese

Halp
>>
>>24008048
Actually neither which is why it's sikrit because I might just drop it or fail
Kek they just came back and apparently some other kid beat up my baby brother and he's furious

You think you know my reasons, but no to disappoint you that is not the reason, it is because I simple am not in the mood
But am I'm not dead yet ?
Funny how one line ago you know me but now I do not know enough to know you.
>>
>>24008017
>soggiest bag of chips
Don't tell grandma.
>Meme
Stop.
>Men
Calm down.
>Are you realistic?
What!?!
>Young
Why can't thing's go back to when the world made sense. Growing old was a challenge and it was admired...now...it just means you don't have to wipe.
>Masochist
*Peels banana with cheese grater*
>Spirit animal
>Peyote
It's okay, just point to where the Shaman enlightened you.
>One of me
That does explain a few things.
>Metric
YOU HAVE DISHONORED ME, MONTE!
>I am
You're a number.
>Cum when it's 100
If I wanted to fry my kids I'd send them to the CIA for Electro-"questioning".
>>24008119
>Not sharing
You're a fuck up, you'll get no help here.
...
Eat some pistachios.
>>
>>24008119
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Who hates cheese
>>
File: 14674940009901360928814.jpg (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]
14674940009901360928814.jpg
1MB, 1440x2560px
>>24008126
>You're a fuck up, you'll get no help here.
>...
>Eat some pistachios.
Do like pistachios. The is a candyn made out of it mmmmm. I have um.
>>
>>24008133
>Pistachios
>Post's peanuts.
Leave.
>>
>>24008138
Haha
>>
>>24007979
Or a tactical roll with some flips and shit, i can't recall how I got out tbqh. The one I have now is the black retart one, I've luv tap her thousands of times. But she dumb and nigs are going to nog
I'll pray on it for you and me, maybe I'll happen. You have to imagine yourself in it, least thats what I was told.

I'd say go on /int/ that might be the best place to a varied of them. Haven't been there in a min tho

The Wildlings kiled me mum. Cures tha bastards

Kek, well I will say thats true but its more like lose camera flashes are from selfies

Bu-but I thoughts what the lyfe was about kek. I unfortunately like that show and might like that as long as you don't scare
Never seen the jap exoticism sista, still need to watch three of the amerifat ones

Kek that sounds pretty damn true, but I haven't talked to a Korean person in years, despite working for years in pasadena
Yeah we're on the same level senpai. i guess thats a good thing he's in the wrong class any ways. And dickqueens are the one reason I don't want to go, feel like I'll just attract alot

I haven't had it in awhile, its only good if the broth is decent. I think thats what they call it in english idk how its said over there
Shame shame, you know thats the average drinking age for most kids out here. You cold have been cool then burn out like a red dwarf
>Implying it doesn't matter at your age now, its not cool after your teens

Maybe I'd eat them as long as their cooked decently and not slimy and gooky. I'm not trying to bust a nut in my mouth

>google Scooter Secret Agent get blown out of water
I could get BBC but thats basically as far as that will go
Kek maybe if they sold all their illegal cheetahs and tigers they could get tow more episodes out of it

https://clyp.it/2qxbot2u
>>
>>24008144
>xv8RZsjW
You think this is a game?
>>
>>24008133
Mmmmm those do look very sweet. Do you suck on them or bite in to them? Do tell
>>
>>24008154
>them
Chew and I'm out xD
>>24008148
Woa woa I'm going
>>
>>24008129
Ate a full block and took a nap. True madman.
>>
>>24008124
>>24008124
Is it about your portfolio.
Ah he should be good right? It's not like he is going to splode now is he?

I am not disapponted, I don't know anything of what you think most of the time. I have an idea at times but never a concrete and solid one, which is why I try for you to tell me subtly but you are worse than my ex I swear. I knwo but I still like to get you annoyed lol
You are gonna proof I am a gay after you die?
It is funny, but now you have a way if you really want to. Anyways you done, I want to be civilised now :)
>>
File: uwonsum.jpg (53KB, 750x563px) Image search: [Google]
uwonsum.jpg
53KB, 750x563px
>>24008161
>Woa woa I'm going
Nope, Too late.
You must give three hail Verne Troyers

.
>>
>>24008126
But me grandmum was tha one who invchited it, yes she did
>Stop
Laaaast one
>realistic?
Stop putting words in thy mouth
>means you don't have to wipe
Daily diarrhea is very shameful, nothing to be proud of.
>cheese grater
But thats how you get the best peels, get all the juice in them
>just point to where he enlightened me
More like I enlightened him on how far the rabbit hole can go, he was a good sport
>explain a few things
Well fisrtly your are a faguette and your are folly
>come here to america with metric
> get properly weighed out ;^)

Whoa man be cool they don't have suffer cause you can't handle the power-packed taste of a capri'sun
>>
>>24008179
>hail Verne Troyers
What are those?
>>
>>24008161
What else should you do with them....Ohhhhh! Its the suppository ones your looking for right?
>>
>>24008202
Some sort of islam name
>>
>>24008202
Dayum Danial.
>>
File: cum here child .jpg (253KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
cum here child .jpg
253KB, 1920x1080px
>>24008216
>back at again in my white van
>>
>>24008210
>>24008216
Oh ok
>>24008203
No clue but I guess
>>
>>24008197
>Name
Y is ths so tru tho???!!!!
>Some cockney english
Ruddy collar and cuff. You dustbin lids don't know nought about nought.
>Last one
That's what Hitler said!
>Stopping putting it in my mouth, sir.
No.
>Proud
Not your problem tho is it, eh eh?
>Juice
Banan
Whaaaaaa?
>Deep hole
This is a kids show for fuck sake!
>Good sport
Would Master Wayne be needing a wheelchair this time?
>Folly
...Folly...like fowl?
Well fowl's are smelly and covered in blood so I'm a little upset. I smell of glory. :'(
>Weighed
Weighed
I thought all the scales got flattened...
>Capri
Kek.
>>24008228
Kek
>>
>>24008173
Nope, something else, very different
I just taught him how to punch and dodge kek for future use, he's extremely sensitive and gentle despite being physically strong, he's only five many fights to come anyway

I know that too, I'm just trying to make things interesting kek
>2016
>Still thinks people get annoyed on the internetz
If i had time, surez
I'm being sarcastic over your statement tartetcunt
Now I'm done.
>>
>>24008266
Now you got me curious, and you expect not to ask about it. Tell me now.
That is true, but why teach him the wrong way, poor kid will learn the hard way now.

-_-, well I am pretty bored atm, should be packing rn but too lazy.
It's 2016 and ahalf idiot and yes they do, you are a prime example :^)
Niqa wut, you don't do anything stay at home mom just without your own kids, ofc you have time. Now prove I am gay or I will go out with my bf rn.
>hurr durr am sarcasmistic hurr durr u stupid
Are you sure kek. I'm bored hey you do something for me now.
>>
>>24008261
Because....you've been weighed my friend. nothing more. nothing less
>I's knows wat I's knows
>That's what Hitler said!
And he was wrong wasn't he
>Then let me at least get my eggplant and make this far
>Was that a pu
>Implying I find pun, phunny B^]
>Mix banana juice with virgin tears
>Mix bana'agin juice with minstrel blood
>Get Wizard juice
>Main /mlp/
>This is a kids show for fuck sake!
If this was finland that wouldn't be anything new to those kidz
>WHEELCHAIR
For the last time if I have to hear my son use that chair on wheels as an excuse, I'll kill someone. Polio is nothing he'll walk it off

Nah its just a fancy way to say foolish or foolishness
>flattened scales got
You probably mean the difference between crapes and pancakes
>Kek
Hey those were good names for cars desu watch yourself senpai
>>
>>24008296
Why would I tell you, convince me
What is the right way ?

Soon bread will be empty ;-;
You're a prime-ape
>kids
Ew, go please
>Hurr I have nothing else to say but hurrr
Again, why would I.

>>24008169
What kind.

>>24008146
>Gets a dog
>Is female
You're the only nigger in this situation
What if I imagine myself an hero

Bitsch please, been there seen the /MENA/ threads, vomitted my guts out then left

BUT YOU CANT CUZ I WUZ KANG OF NORTH AND SHITE

Wait what show ? you mean like animu, if so which one ?
Show meh pls

You worked for the Hanguls ? How was the Kimchi
KEK
The first one I saw sold me something in the supermarket and boy was I shocked back then
You shud seen the lesbo dickgurls with mini skirts ducking everywhere

Cont.
>>
File: Weighed_like_a_stuffed_tard.jpg (253KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
Weighed_like_a_stuffed_tard.jpg
253KB, 1280x720px
>>24008261
Hitler was right, I lied one more for all the women I want placed on my mantel
>>
>>24008425
>nothing more. nothing less
But, I didn't take off my shoes!!
>he was wrong wasn't he
Country was in utter shambles before him, then became a force that changed the world.
Was he wrong or just misunderstood?
*Small violin plays*
>Eggplant
You plant that in my dirt. But don't 4git the damn corn!
>Humor
Is for the weak
>Virgin tears
But have you tried Orphan? Oh my word!
>Woman
Yum
>Wizard
Just give me like...2 years.
Plz.
>Walk
Kek
>Thinking I know stuff
Kek
>Watch yourself
Kek. Not thinking I already have a camcorder and £2000 microphone set up...
>>24008445
>placed on my mantel
Finally. A man that gets me.
>>
>>24008439
I owe you a bean here.
Of course a pleb judo (was it?) tart wouldn't know how to swing a fist, much less knock someone out. Jeet Kune Do is the way to go niqa.

Good, it was about time.
And you're a Kangaskhan.
;) ;) ;)
Implying though.
Because I say so, isn't that how it works?
Fine fite me then, a pokeman battle.
>>
>>24008506
A bean ? that's the best you came up with
Implying on the street I will be using something as clean as judo, I punch rather fine and my bones are quite heavy

Stahp it's seriously upsetting me
Still beat you up
In what mad world would that be how it works
I chose Exodia you lose.

>>24008146
It was decent tbqh, and the fried tofu is also good
I know and unfortunately I'm not cool, but I am the coolest since not one of my classmates drinks
>Implying I can even talj about it
Still cool for my school

Kek have you had chicken hearts ? Liver ? Intestines ?
You're missing out on a lot

Kek they can afford disney now, not back in my day it was either straya or Canada at best
But I liked the strayan ones cause no matter the genre there is always animals

Oly ? Is that you ?
>>
>>24008491
>But, I didn't take off my shoes!!
NOTHING MORE. NOTHING LESS. NOOO SUBSTITUTIONS
>He went to the wrong country to play killz the jews
>Implying it wouldn't be a tiny accordion
>Plant corn like anon says
>Get fined by state of Nebraska for not paying taxcorn
>Being stern is for the forever alones
>you tried Orphan
No you don't want to mix those two, that's how you become a trap
>Yum
Don't touch the ingredients Igor! I told you this time and time again. Don't make me get your cage
>2 years
Thats enough to fly to Bangkok thousands of time, wat are waiting for?
>K E K
>E
>K

Do you also have one of the sex machines and that spinny wheel for top tippers?
>Finally. A man that gets me.
>A man
>Gets me
>In
>Van

Did you see what happened there? Could you rate how you feel right now?
>>
>>24008572
No, it's what you wanted earlier.
What are things that are not true for 800.

Idc
Sure you can, the day you beat me up I will do whatever you want.
In yours which else.
Hmph, I see how it is.
>>
>>24008439
>What kind
Um farmers cheese. Milk and salt. Homemade basically.
>>
>>24008584
>Could you rate how you feel right now?
6/9
>>
>>24008590
When did I want a bean ?
What are stupid references to stupid murican shows

Whether I'm capable, I am the rest is just detail
Leave it pls
Good.

>>24008591
We make it too, we call it white cheese it's very soft and spongy when hot right ?
>>
>>24008439
>>24008572
And the only nigger living the dream, least I get to sleep with a bitch in my bed....thats just makes me feel bad saying that
Then your just another statistic I'll read about. Maybe I could get beat by the cops and start a big riot you'll read about

Kek why would you put yourself through something that bad. Your just asking for shititory. Shit then /pol/ might have the "right" kind of humor

Then kill me traitor. I still shot yo bitch between the heart and you did not about it.

First thing that came into my mind about that was Hunter x retnuH, kinda grew on me. I still like some anime desu I just can't watch alot by myself
Show yous a list of the anime I like, or the exoticism films?

Thankful no, you know how it would be to get hired by an all asian store? I just worked around them, don't think not one of them except aisan consumers talked to me
Main I haven't really seen any flamming trannies before idk how I'd take that, bet they smelled nice tho
>mini skirts
>ducking everywhere
This is why I'm afraid to go, what if I get drunk and can't tell the difference. Then I get butt robed or butt rob some"thing"

Uhhhh fried tofu sounds better, but no bully
>none of my classmates drinks but me
Thats actually the definition of coolism right there. Plus the fact you can't talk about it is a plus too. Only fags brag about being fags son

I had pig's liver and maybe Chitterlings, pigs intestines since my gmom ate them sometimes CUZ WEZ WAZ SLAVEZ. Stanky stanky food tho
Don't you think i know that!?
Will some foreign family adopt me? I'll cook and fix your cars for love......and money

Hopefully they can't anymore or you'll be seeing a lot more capeshit coming your way. Canada television kinda sucks tbqh
Think the stereotype they try to push is everyone on the down under is an animal expert and white

Yes sir that me, my accent is pretty bad nowadays
https://clyp.it/hxu25riu
>>
>>24008613
Just as I thought

You've been found wanting

*-Insert Meme Here-*

I'm done with them, can't be posting all my hot tech in this one thread. I need to throw this shit around somewhere
>>
Aight people about 3 AM time for me to bury my head somewhere
Night

Just a reminder that the thread is post 358 replies which means BUMP FOR YOUR LYVES
Pls ;-;
>>
File: IMG_20160702_150842756.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160702_150842756.jpg
1MB, 3264x1836px
Forgot to post my find of the kitchen trash can, once again I find a fat arse mold pile. And I seem to be the only guy with the stones to clean it.

Take a good gander at my wares, green mold curse AIDS and cancer

>>24008759
Good night or good morning, you better pace your sleep for picking up your visa. Set ten alarms

Maybe pic related will help you sleep. Just imagine taking a big whiff of some of this and you'll knock out
>>
>>24008811
That's some mold you got there
>>
>>24008640
>We make it too, we call it white cheese it's very soft and spongy when hot right ?
That's the one. I never knew the name, I just say that one and sometimes it has red crushed papper in it.

But blue cheese is one my favorite.
>>
>>24008584
>SUBSTITUTIONS
Fuine
>Orphan
I fell for the meme. They tasted great though.
>Trap
It's the best of both worlds.
Big 'ol titties
Big 'ol D...Diploma.
>Cage
...I don't even know why I bother putting on pants, desu.
>Waiting for
My Russian, Thaiish, american, and Saudi wives to appear and make us a feast of bread and jam. Duh.
>Kek
K E K *Pew* *pew*
E
K E K E K
E E
K E k K

>Tip Tickling wheel
Your place or mine?
>Rate
I kinda just gave up on this thread and went to bed.
>>
First of all, fuck that.
I actually tried to make that into an ASCII thing and it fucked up my gun man.

Secondly
>Post more
I couldn't sleep, so I wrote more of this shite.
Enjoy the social commentary...

The real world seemed to be before my time, even before we fell I was never really in touch with the going’s on. It is as alien to me now as it was back then, before people were eating each other.
I was curious, maybe a bit too curious. I would see a trail and I’d follow it, even since I was a child.
There was a time in class I was talking about our enslavement, I was a kid, merely 14 years old yet trying to discuss the enslavement of the west. It seems daft now. I was so worried about how I was going to spend my time. How I’ll ever be happy knowing that everything I do I do for another, someone who couldn’t give a rat’s ass about me. The world seemed so much smaller back then but now, now we can’t talk to people anymore. Within minutes you could be talking to someone hundreds of miles away and telling them your whole life story with just a few taps on a couple of buttons but now you’re lucky if you even find one person who’ll care enough to learn your name. We lived in a sad world, a lonely world, but now it’s just a quiet one.

The caravan’s guide (leader) was a burly man in his late twenties. He was one of those manly hipster types. He had had a long thick beard that he used to store trinkets in, one time I could have sworn I saw a rat peek out from the black, tangled, mess. He was keen on teaching us how to independent. Having occasional workshops to allow us to reuse and recycle scrap helped to sustain the group and improve moral, despite it being a huge waste of supplies.
>>
Not sure about Rebecca...

The caravan’s guide (leader) was a burly man in his late twenties. He was one of those manly hipster types. He had had a long thick beard that he used to store trinkets in, one time I could have sworn I saw a rat peek out from the black, tangled, mess. He was keen on teaching us how to be independent. Having occasional workshops to allow us to reuse and recycle scrap helped to sustain the group and improve moral, despite it being a huge waste of supplies. One time this new girl, Rebecca, ended up slicing off half her jaw when she started messing around with a hydraulic piston. The ironic thing was that before the shit-storm, she was a huge Radical Feminist. Always talking about being independent, constantly barking at people, one time she lashed out because someone had touched her. I had to stifle a laugh when she was being treated by the guys, she didn’t look so strong and independent clutching a towel and sobbing. The gash wasn’t that bad either, she was fully healed within a few weeks. Another time, after we’d raided a garden centre, Lee managed to put together a couple cross bows made out of old plastics, Para cord, and some other crap. It was amazing watching him build them. You’d have thought he had come from the army or some other hard-core group rather than a fucking call centre from Bromley. Looking back, we were a misfit group but we worked together, strangely, most of the time.
>>
>>24009512
>>24009597
Where was Jenni in all this?
>>
late bump
>>
>>24008811
I might have to take this mold pie to the country fair

>>24009499
You get wat u want, and ah get out my store
>They tasted great
It's probably cause they boil them alive to pack the freshness
>Little old man titties
>Big diploma in anal destroying
>Tfw no trap gf to get sleep creeped by ;+(

Tell one of those wives you traded her for a can of beans and something I can't quite remember.

KID KEKEl
KEKTECRY
And something else I'm about to fall asleep
>Your place or mine
I don't know man your the one decked out in tile flooring, I don't want live on my carnets
>>
>>24009693
She ded mane
>>24010583
What's to be creeped on yet filed for a restraining order. Why you gotta do me like that?
>Sleep
Back in my day you didn't sleep you slept.
>Floor tiles>Carnets
I must admit my floor tiles are pretty sexc
>>
File: P_20160703_173612.jpg (105KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]
P_20160703_173612.jpg
105KB, 480x640px
Dont buzz your hair guys

kek

My stay with relatives is gud

A sneaky bump, i havent got time to post
>>
>>24010893
OuO
>>
>>24009512
>>24009597
Holy shit this (You) was typed up almost 3-4 hours ago. But I kept going in and out of sleep so here you go lol

Why is Rebecca used to show how much distaste and distain for females characters and real live evens. When will we get to read one of your stories with a more action and shit. I want to here about someones head exploding from radioactive bee sting or something.

>>24010893
Oh shit I was wondering who this guy was for a second, but you just look like some middle class white kid with that hair do. Thought was gonna be worst senpai.

Secret bump is best bump, go back to your family and stop being a faggy anon that's my job
>>
This thread is dead, I have fuck all to do.
Any of you cunts have steam?
I'll play with you (if I don't have game don't feel bad about gifting it) anytime...
plz.
I'm so fucking bored.

>>24011256
>real live evens
Because she's a cunt.
>One of
You want action... fuine.
>Head exploding
Fuine
>Female
Because they're hard to write into an actual story. I can write a guy-ish woman but an actual woman is hard.
>More shit
...The people literally shit themselves, what more do you want?
>>24010893
>My stay with relatives is gud
Blink if you need oatmeal.
>>
File: webcam-toy-photo25.jpg (71KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
webcam-toy-photo25.jpg
71KB, 800x600px
Look what I got bitches.

>>24008811
Fug that's almost a creature
You should preserve it in some ancient Egyptian way and display it as "art" could pass in LA no ?

>>24008817
We do not use red pepper in but that's a great idea, my grandmother's sister makes it still

Same blue cheese is great

Where you from Anon if you do not mind me asking.

>>24008699
That five minute fame, at least we have this board to remember us

/pol/ are a funny bunch tbqh can't argue with that, their idiocy that is

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q6L8cnt5FJ

Fug man I love HxH was my favorite growing up I still sit my ass down and watch it(The same channel still brings it on) whenever I see it
Which was your favorite character
What else have you seen

Not really the Thais were not much on the smell part in general but their makeup game on point tho
Kek transphobia , heard of Transmetropolitan ?

On a serious note I hate braggers, tbqh about anything, if you brag then you're only doing something for show

I had pig once of twice it's haram tho so pls add to list of things you won't tell mother about
Well it's not fancy eating all these organs in fact most city bois and grills go "Eww" but I'm a village grill and I can take it
I'll ask around, find a family in need of a mechanical son

The Canadians did one good series called Black Hole High, that was one of my favorites, ever heard of it ?
They do have the coolest animals tho gotta give em that, teh deadlier the better.

>>24010893
Did not think you would post for sometime, glad to know you're doing alright, your face looks a little more relaxed
Have a good time.
>>
>>24011535
Did her cuntiness steam from something in your life
>You want action
Yeah senpai I just said it
>funine
Either that or just write about a dog eating a dog or something

Don't write them into the story then, write the story about them. Just go watch some TV and steal a character's characteristics and throw em in this shit

It's 2016 muh female protagonist

And I have a steam, haven't been playing much tho. But add me if ya want hopefully we have some games

catjakin
>>
>>24011898
Ayyyy look at that mofucker, glad that shit went thru

Will send proper (You)s in 5 minutes I've been stuck in bed, cuz ima king
>>
>>24011972
Take your time pham.
>>
>>24011898
It was probably at that point in its life where it started forming a conscious at that point. But I fucked up I bleached it and trashed it. Should have thrown it in a jar

Anything is art in LA, might have to shit in it and call it "how male cis rule the world"

Well I hope someone at lest remembers me, but who knows. I'm pretty sure your already immortal tho

Idk how I even feel about /pol/ anymore its changed pretty drastically for some reason. Use to be able to stay there for like 20 mins now I almost feel safe in there. What happened to my bigots

Oh shit that was pretty goddamn good, but you killed a little child you old witch
https://clyp.it/jv0qgquy

They only started showing it dub'd here I think last year. Had a marathon on yesterday, but I just wanted to see the newest episode.
Fav might be Leorio cause he just reminds me of old school anime protagonists. But I still have a lot to watch
Will have to make a list, but rewatching original Gundam atm


Lol that one seems sooo damn true, I'm sure their some of the best at it
>transmetropolitan
That made me laugh pretty good, thats like a pun

Shit same here, I honestly never liked it and since I'm a judgmental bitch I'll just look down at it. Just stay humble, ppl like humbled folks

Wait wat!? How did you hide a while damn pig from your mother? So even owning a pig is haram you didn't eat it did you
I might say eww first but, I'll try shit at least once. And I kinda have to if I hung out with you, can't come off as a bitch boi
Maybe an architect that lost his son would take you in. you just have to tell him you don't own a benis

Fuck black hole high sounds sooooo damn familiar. The intro I watched was on a old merican channel too. I wonder. But have you ever watched Ultraman or Cubix? Thsoe were my childhood
I honestly want a damn emu, they look like a lot of fun and a pretty good gaurd. There were ostrich and emu farms in my hometown in the desert, but still never seen one
>>
That wasn't five minutes at all and it came out huge, as always

Let me try to list those shows
pokemon, till after johto
digimon
beyblades
Cowboy bebop cause why not
Full metal, pls no bully idk why I watched
Bleach, bully me
Paranoia Agent, that was a good show
Lupin III, wish someone still showed that
Gundam 0079 series till char's counter
Samurai champloo
InuYasha
Fucking Zach Bell
Rurouni Kenshin

Yo thats a big list pretty sure i missed a ton of shit senpai
>>
Last post for a while lol. Bye.
>>
>>24012207
Animal cruelty

Kek mold* cis

We'll remember each other itt Drawanon>> that was my slice of life animu moment

I haven't been there for quite some time now, I guess last time would've been a few months ago

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jL3nqkwSUV

What was it, did you finish it with the Greed Island OVA
There was a reboot some couple of years ago, I watched it till a few after the original episodes
Kek you are the first person to like Leorio, I like Hisoka (As if it was obvious from my earlier post)

It literally associates with Trans people tho not in the gender sense only, it's actually a comic check it out if you like

NoOoOoOo kek I ate a pig , owning is not Haram but people are as retartet as thinking it is here
I once seen a documentary about this ancient primitive dude who captured the lizards and ROASTED them on fire in the woods, I wanted to try them so bad that day, still do , you game ?
But I do own :-----D

Ultraman looks familiar but haven't seen it ever
There were many for me, but in same Category I remember watching Voltron.

Emu are pretty funny creatures, which hometown ? how come you never seen any ?

>>24012345
That's it ?
Bai fag have fun and don;t forget to send ravens.
>>
>>24012256
Let's see

>Pokemon
Watched it so many fucking ages ago and so many time that I do not really remember which season was it where I stopped

>Digimon
The first three for a shitton of times then a few from the Fourth which I didn't like

>Beyblades
Few random episodes from the first, cause nothing else would be on TV

>Cowboy bebop
>FMA
Not really

>Bleach no bully
No I haven't but you can bully me for 177 of One Piece

Rest are a no except for Gundam Original series but only random episodes like case of Beyblades
Also have a plastic figure of the dude from Zachbell for no good reason at all.
>>
>>24012378
That's it what? Raven for bae only, so he knows I am dead.
>>
>>24012413
That;s it for you're goodbye note
You want me to find out from bae ;-;
>>
>>24012459
Yeah why? Do I have to write a huge novel for this or something.
Niqa rly, if that's how you want to find out lol.
>>
>>24012466
Not if you don't want to
You're the one saying everything I'm just asking.
>>
File: aryan cream.jpg (2MB, 1526x2160px) Image search: [Google]
aryan cream.jpg
2MB, 1526x2160px
>>24012511
Your a retart
Oh btw will this turn me into a white person?
>>
>>24011907
>in your life
She was my teacher. Stupid gyal filing reports against me like I'm some sort of hooligan.
>Senpei
,,,I said fine, calm your little booots
>Write another story
Boi
>Steal
Not a bad idea.
>2016
Oh don't remind me.
>Steam
I'll add when I'm on my actual PC.
>>24011898
>Look what I got bitches.
When are having crumpets then?
>>24012345
Fare thee well
>>24012521
>Oh btw will this turn me into a white person?
Can confirm, though you'll still have black lips...I've been told.
>>
>>24012521
Refreshing
Kek where did you get that, sorry tho I do not read juicy letters.

>>24012550
>Inb4 all carbs diet
Unfortunately this is the Macaroon version
Try again in a couple of years.
>>
You must know noise to know silence.
Dark clouds crawled across the smoky skies etching across the blood soaked fields in a last ditch attempt to flee from the carnage. Bodies lay strewn across the war grounds like discarded, mangled, machines tossed from a factory. Every morning and every night hell fire rained down upon those determined to remain and fight. Many had tried to flee but they were shot down by those they once called family. It was a world outside of reality. Man turned on man like feral beast on feral beast, each fighting to resist the tender caress of death whilst seeping ever further away from gods sweet embrace.


>>24011256
>More action.
Fine.
Here.
Look up there.
>INB4 it's not a whole story

>>24012569
>couple of years.
Thinking I'll be here then, I'll have moved onto better and brighter things...like light bulbs and cracked walls. Aim high.
>>
File: land of the lords people.jpg (2MB, 2160x1289px) Image search: [Google]
land of the lords people.jpg
2MB, 2160x1289px
Do I really have black lips guys?
>>24012550
Weren't you supposed to be gone as well kek. See you on the other side though.
I can wear lipstick over it right?...
>>24012569
What would I have to say, I am gonna try and check up on tarts, if I get internet access in the jungle which I doubt lol.
My grandparents brought it from Israel, didn't I say they went there. Anyways they gave me this though kek.
Where is Roy when you need him? :/
>>
>>24012598
>one as well kek.
Yes but then summer came.
Hayfever and boredom brought me back.

Pray 4 us.
>Side
auf wiedersehen, du glorreiche getestet Bastard.

(Can someone just insult or tell me if my german is correct, plz?)
>Lipstick
I don't see why not, be fabulous hun.
>>
>>24012594
Life is trampoline baby aim high but you always come back to the f u c k i n g ground and that's where we'll all be, dead and waiting.

>>24012598
When you leaving, post hour count since I cannot make of you yankee's timing
Wait already! I thought they were still to come this summer
Kek well that's... how did you react to it tho lol
He'll pop up when he decides to wipe his jizz infested screen to notice there's some gay ass scarf with his precious star on it.
>>
>>24012378
Its only cruel when it sequels, that doesn't rhyme but what ev

Mold Man Cis, presented as coming out the womb. Tickets are now one sale

Speakers were up loud af. And my friend got me too high to rebuttal, might pass out

I'd say I mine was a few months also, but that was after not going there for a year, its alot more lax when I went

Oh nah forgot to mention its was the the rebooted one so I'm in baby mode with the story. But that marathon was a joke
I guess that makes me the black sheep, Kek I got the message, your a fan of his secret pedo vibe

Well damn you learn something new everyday. Might be the only comic I'd buy atm

Ohhhhh O.o that makes more since, but isn't not eating the man reason to keep it. Why they mad tho?
But was that *pig* good? I hope it wasn't a crappy hot dog or something like that. Worst was to blast pork in mouth
I'd have to see what those monkey men look like, I want to believe. Are they still alive? How would you cook it?
>Plob out or get out

I can only remember them spaming that in 2002ish then turned to smoke
Damn forgot to list voltron but I pretty sure my dad got us into that. I had a VHS and a few of the toys

There like less mellow dramatic ostriches that don't get but hurt. I grrow up in a city called Pamdale sir, they mostly kept the farms in rural
part of the high deserts that was mostly surrounded by mountains. Never been up that way think thats where the cherry farms are too
>>
File: labios negros.jpg (2MB, 1944x1996px) Image search: [Google]
labios negros.jpg
2MB, 1944x1996px
>>24012612
Summerfag detected, hi newfriend :)
Iktf, except instead of hayfever, it's herpes...

You gays will be in my heart while I fight jaguars and anacindos with my pet kinkajou.

I think that's right. I don't speak nazi.
Am I fabu now?
>
>>24012629
You are like 5/6 hours ahead and I will be leaving at 5:00 a.m to the airport.
You're gonna be leaving by the time I come back tho...
It will come btw.
Accept it duh, I mean what else was I suppose to do? It is pretty comfy tbqh kek.
Kickr baby, where are thou? He is jew, he doesn't do that disgusting shit, you wish he did you ho.
Also the kast image you will see of me, unless ofc you ask me directly kek. Maybe the hair will be gone soon though :'(
>>
>>24012682
>Summerfag
2soon man, 2soon.
>it's herpes...
You tell me this now!
>Fabu
Always
>>
I'll be going to bed now
Just remembered I have an appointment at 10 AM tomorrow
Night Thread.

>>24012664
Btw was trying to emulate horse steps aka me leaving winterfell if you haven't noticed.

>>24012682
That's around time I wake up I guess
How long you leaving for exactly ? I will be updating when I can
What will come ?
You were supposed to boycott
I wish for nothing of that sort, degenerate.
Your hair is so long now, why aren't you leaving and not seeing Granny for a while ?
Anyway have a horrible horrible time Ish :---D
Update us when you can fag(Visual proof included)
>>
File: sincere_packard_wavegoodbye.gif (794KB, 384x288px) Image search: [Google]
sincere_packard_wavegoodbye.gif
794KB, 384x288px
>>24012345
We're here, we're gone. It just lyfe senpai farewell and engage

>>24012408
I, I really feel you on that, seen so many that it all blended in together. Saw johto league a few months ago tho damn

Thats exactly how that shit died. Think the fourth had the edgy teenagers and edgimon

Fuck that was my life as a kid, me and my friends played the shit out of the "toys" they were fun and dangerous

Cowboy good but generic. FMA is faggy and long winded. But for some reason I still watched

Don't watch will wast your time. I remember watching the first season didn't feel. But that tv air its its muh. Its still at Thriller Bark

At least they aired gundam over there, but thats surprising they butt spammed baybay's™ here
Oh wow thats something to own, was that just a random gift or something?
>>
Smell ya fegs l8er
>>24012724
>blondegirlonbed.jpg
Yeah sorry about that, didn't know I can get them orally :/
Ty, you 2 bb.
>>24012748
You have a bad therapist

Yeah, gonna be up since then, which is the usual time I wake up. Will try post if not maybe chat directly if you want.
3/4 weeks only lol, longer than I was in Mexico so hopefully it doesn't go that quick. So will I guess, I am gonna take more pics than I did in Mexiland definitely :/
Whatever you want.
But I am Jew?
>degenerate
>is a woman
>on 4chin
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?
I guess it is, really bothersome though, but it's the heat that has me seriously consider cutting it. I was with them the last two day, and suprisingly it went well, was expecting a scolding on the hair and not following the Lord Christ anymore but they didn't really say much as what I was expecting them to say.
I will, the heat why :'(
I will try to ho. I don't have a camera though :0
Night btw babes.
>>24012751
Well I'm only going in vacation but yes that is true.
See ya then maybe squatting afro-kun.
>>
>>24012748
I know it was a horse, but quite sure she galloped thru snow. I should know I'm a horse choker

10am and its like 4am? My god your a madman

Gute Naaaaaacht

>>24012802
Vacation can turn into a vacnot man you never know. First a ransom then your hanging off a dam
Have fun and do your thing over there, I'll probably be here
>>
File: i cri.jpg (8KB, 249x202px) Image search: [Google]
i cri.jpg
8KB, 249x202px
>MFW OSHIMA YUKO WAS HERE IN NY AND I MISSED HER
THERE IS NO GOD
>>24012835
Not going to Mexico this time kek, but I get what you mean. You have fun as well though, pretty sure you guys will too.
>>
NUNT CUT BUCK FUTTER BUMP
>>
File: IMG_20160703_215032101.jpg (778KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160703_215032101.jpg
778KB, 1440x2560px
Happy Independence America!

Pic is the American flag on the back of a truck.
>>
File: 3rd of july.webm (844KB, 1152x864px) Image search: [Google]
3rd of july.webm
844KB, 1152x864px
It's only the third but but everyone start firing off a few fireworks before it all died down

Tomorrow night will probably be a lot more fantastic and what not I'll try and film some

>>24012883
Whoa whoa no one said anything about mexico, your stuffing words in mein mouth

I'll do my best but looks like my plans got canceled, but here's a webm ;(
>>
Happy 4th of July America, by next year America will be great again. And happy second to last day of Ramadan as well.

Idk what other holidays are going on but you get the point just look at the webm
>>
>>24012802
>>24012802
Three to four weeks ?

>>24012835
I'm an even madderman because I couldn't sleep till approx 6 AM and here I am.
>>
>>24013790
God bless 'murica and duck I hate Ramadan.
>>
>>24014070
Lol was just about to bump this bitch of a bread before I forced myself to sleep

Fuck m8 you might as well have stayed up and gone to that appointment, might have been a good time for some camomile tea. Did your appointment happen already?

>>24014074
Kekels don't bless us just yet, I'm waiting for a fire tonight. But you got one more day then you can stiff thou face
>>
>>24014094
I'm there waiting
Managed to successfully piss off my parents before I leave in the few minutes I seen them in kek

The celebration afterward are horrible too but it would feel nice to be able to drink water publicly again kek

Night Drawanon.
>>
>>24013645
God bless America.
>>24013767
Kek, people started throwing fireworks here since Friday, too bad I will miss it today :(

Shh, you didn't hear that from me.

Now that's a beautiful sight kek, oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain!
>>24013790
USA USA USA!
>>24014070
Yeah, a bit more since it's way smaller yet farther and idk when the next chance to visit will be.
>>
>>24014158
I will be back for sometime before you do
Btw do you mind asking your grandparents which agency did they come with I'm really curious
>>
>>24014163
Lol, I was thinking that but who knows right. Ok? I will ask them when they wake up and get ready. Came from where though? Also how's everything, are still zany in the brainy lel.
>>
>>24014172
>mfw he's planning an hero there
Came as in planned their trip with ?
Kek my turn is yet to come still waiting.
>>
>>24014128
Lel what do you do to piss them off? Bet it was because you ate an saltine. Wait did you catch them in the act cause I'd need pic.

Kek is there any part of that holiday that is fun? Be the best time to smoke a cigarette or hookah, you'll get that tobacco high easily since your half starved.

It's only 1am and I feel like I've been up all day, possible good night to ya

>>24014158
God I wish I had some fireworks to throw around. Or some Roman candles to have a wizard fight.

Those amber waves might just be another wildfire if these mexicans don't launch them properly. But I started a fire before who am I to complain

USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR! USSR!
>>
>>24014178
No you tart, what if I like it there and stay kek.
I don't really know actually, my mom and her siblings called and paid for everything, I'll ask her when I see her. Kinda strange especially because of your hax0r status.
:0, I want to know if you are mentally unstable before I leave though so I can giggle :)
>>24014183
Ay lmao, those Roman candles are the best though.

Why would mexicans be celebrating you whitey's holiday? I'm gonna need to know more on that fire story when I get back kek.

>USSR
):<
Fuck outta here commie scum
>>
>>24014197
Just dehydrated :-D
>>
>>24014500
>doesn't do nuffin
>needs water
Eh?
>>
File: 1467613304722.jpg (185KB, 1116x803px) Image search: [Google]
1467613304722.jpg
185KB, 1116x803px
What are you gays gonna give us for our bithday :)
>>
File: 1467615032145.jpg (289KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]
1467615032145.jpg
289KB, 960x720px
Symbol of freedom and power, God bless the U.S, home of the brave and righteous. Amen.
>>
File: 1467633736369_0.jpg (48KB, 502x508px) Image search: [Google]
1467633736369_0.jpg
48KB, 502x508px
>about to enter plane
>arabs everywhere
Nice knowing you guys x(
>>
>>24014650
Fear factor alright haha
>>
>>24014746
>pick which plane won't 'splode
>>
File: IMG_20160704_162254.jpg (2MB, 1944x2592px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160704_162254.jpg
2MB, 1944x2592px
Got me one of those fuccboi haircuts, not sure what to feel. What up my pigmented skinned friends?
>>
>>24014761
The Hindus send their regards.
>>
>>24014779
I like curry not a lot but thanks.
Will takeoff in like 10 minutes though lol, you are messed up though, was waiting for 3 hours bored out of my mind
>>
>>24014776
Sup Kebabanon
I feel that you should cut a little more from the top.

>>24014784
It took you this long to realize ?
Sorry tho was my turn then I had to come home and do some shite
What did you end up doing.
>>
>>24014784
Also NYPE
>>
>>24014792
Yes, I never had curry only once I think.
Ay, so you preggers then?
Nothing just had breakfast and wait.
>>24014795
Yes you are.
>>
>>24014798
Wasn't talking about the curry
Yes and it's dead now so needless worry
I'm learning an A minor 7 I have really bad hand coordination.
>>
>>24014805
Then wat
Good wasnt gonna take care of the poor thing
¿¿¿
Wat dis mean?¿?
That's one of the easiest chords tho kek
Welp this is it, hopefully my phone last the whole trip :(
>>
>>24014816
RIP BISH
I just started K. don't be a jerk.
>>
>>24014792
2poofy right? I don't know I like my hair poofy and curly like this.
>>
>>24014821
Are sirius black? Is that the sikrit thing you were saying.
:0
>>
>>24014823
It is nice puffy but the lack of hair on sides is faggot tier, sorry I'm just honest
I think it would be better if you balance up a little.

>>24014827
Yes, but I wasn't going to say cause what if I find it too difficult and drop.
>>
>>24014838

Shoot here I thought it looked good, maybe I get it fixed today.
>>
>>24014851
It's not bad, maybe the photo is not giving it justice, just an opinion.
>>
File: IMG_20160704_172542.jpg (3MB, 1944x2592px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160704_172542.jpg
3MB, 1944x2592px
>>24014860

Hmmm
>>
File: IMG_20160704_073504011.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160704_073504011.jpg
2MB, 3264x1836px
Guess I was asleep for five damn hours, idk how that happened.
>Wake up at 7am
>Do daily crying sess
>Get my phone
>Check date
>Can it really be?

It's a magical day today, what a wonderful day today, to be "freeeeeeeeee". But I got nothing going today so fuck everything including (You)

I'm deacon of Amerialand, maybe I'll make a webm expressing my love.

>>24014197
Roman candles are the lick but as I said before mortars are the ish. Especially when you hand light them and throw em.

Because this is merica and you don't need to know a thing about a holiday to celebrate it. its just bbq'in and drinking, fairly easy.
But I'll remember to write down that story or something so i remember all the juicy details

Russia was greatest country in world and you don't even know it. That's why the internet said I was better than you ;^)

>>24014650
Should have booked one on arab airlines, lest expected one to go splody.

Your already dead and you don't even know

>>24014776
That's not really a fucboi cut, that would be a fohawk or those gay ass samurai buns. Plus no beard no hot hipster girls your doing something wrong

Funny enough how many non shitskins post in this thread? Seems like everyone is some kind of ethnic
>>
>>24012802
>Whenthere'snotanoyou'regoodtogo.png
Enjoy your flight, space moon
>>24012883
>THERE IS NO GOD
I sometimes forget you guy's are weebs...
>>24014776
>fuccboi haircuts
I'd give it a 5.5 on the fuckboi scale.
Waddap doh
>>24014949
>"Free"
Enjoy the day England abandoned it's retarded half twin son.
>All that independence
I'm a little jell.
>>
>>24014972
England knew what it was doing, you have to abandon the half dead and mostly autistic children. They need room to shit up the place and make a semi great country

Yeah independence like being able to walk out in public drunk and have the chance of being beaten and arrested.

Land of the free baby baaaaaby
>>
>>24014183
Kek no and no
Cause apparently everytime I'm going to the doctor I need to make an announcement of what's wrong
In their defense they were worried, in my defense they get too worried to point it is unbearable

Man more like ducking sheep meat everywhere
The part when it's over tbqh

I managed to keep awake till now, that's good cause I'm exhausted and will probably sleep earlier than 3 FUKKEN AM and function like a normal person but my eyes are fucking burning.


>>24014927
I guess it's puffier in the front, like I said when grows a little on the sides would be better.
>>
>>24015482
Fuck once again you post right before I was going to bump.

Oh oh oh ohhhhhh, but that makes since tho even though it's just a doctor's visit. Their just worried your sick or something. My mom worries pretty hard too.
Just be glad they care, my pops don't give two ducks unless money is involved lol.

I kinda usally don't tell anyone anything, which isn't good but I'm like the independent one of the bunch

Fuck if it makes you feel better I just wasted my entire morning going in and out of sleep since 7 it's 11am :[
I don't even know how you made it thru the day with that much damn sleep. Your a madman fosho now. Can only imagine how tired you look atm. Probably got that coal miner stare rn kekels

Shit I hope this thread gets active later I know I'll be stuck up in this bitch today
>>
>>24015558
I know but I already had this convo with them, that if it's serious I will say like three times
I guess but being treated like a baby is not amazing either

I don't but they found out when they saw me leaving early unusually

I figured since you went to sleep and posted not long after, how you holding up, I barely am
Tis the Mad Era son

Shit will this be the last thread for a while ;-; ?
Will tomorrow be the first day without a thread since February ?
>>
>>24015835
Thats good at least now they know and knowing half the battle. I should probably have that talk, maybe
I'm sure its like an annoyance but I will never know that feel

That just means you weren't sneaky enough and had bad timing. But I don't know you could have a loud ass front door.

I'm still pretty drowsy, the hot cup of tea reefer I did probably isn't helping.
Fuckin duck I'm amazed your still at it, just wrap yourself up in the warmest blanket till you pass out of heat exhaustion.

Probably not, I might have to op the next one, so hopefully the torch will still stay lite
Even a veteran has to take shoreleave and soil his roots. You need to go soil your roots
>>
>>24014838
Depends on how much dedication you put into it, it is a bit difficult at the beginning. You probably want to play Hello Darkness kek.
>>24014949
Don't play with fire though.

>just bbq'in and drinking
That's true kek, just slap that on everything and it's good enough to celebrate.

>greatest country in the world
Citation needed

I made it safe kek, still waiting on the other plane.
>>24014972
I will again :/

I'm no weeb, Oshima Yuko os my oshimen though...
>>
>>24016321
Nahhhhh didn't stop the forefathers won't stop me. Whats another 10,000 acres. Cali lost like a 100,000 this year.

Thats kinda how the superbowl turned into a holiday, just another excuse to get drunk and curse out your in-laws

>Citation needed
I just received a cease and disesit order from that post. Pls fund me at my gofundme account, for I will need the money to hire a lawyer

You should have brought a knife concealed in a water bottle for protection man, they'd never catch on.
Safe flight and if you see trouble, grab the sky marshal's gun
>>
bump waiting for fireworks
>>
File: 4th_of_the_july_01.webm (940KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
4th_of_the_july_01.webm
940KB, 1280x720px
Well its 9pm and the fireworks haven't stopped so i decided to go on top of the neighbor's roof and filmed most of these.

Every time I hear one go off, I die a little on the inside :^[
>>
File: 4th_of_the_july_02.webm (506KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
4th_of_the_july_02.webm
506KB, 1280x720px
Somebody

Put
>>
File: 4th_of_the_july_03.webm (367KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
4th_of_the_july_03.webm
367KB, 1280x720px
The

Fire

Out
>>
File: 4th_of_the_july_04.webm (600KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
4th_of_the_july_04.webm
600KB, 1280x720px
On

My

Heart
>>
I'm hungry.
>>
Bum
>>
Bump

Kill this thread to I can link the knew one tomorrow
>>
Wow just woke up some how I only slept for four hours. Shit idk if that's even healthy man

But bump you all
>>
>>24017674
>>24017682
>>24017684
>>24017686
God bless the US
How you make the webms btw
>>
>>24019333
Internetz in the jungle ?

>>24019150
Ayy noo
>>
>>24019333
It's not that hard fampie just go hit up the github and search for the webm converter its for babies but palechan>>24019644 kinda has a point

>>24019644
Fuck man I'll take that as an expert's opinion should I just kms, seems like the only option. Idk when was the last time I even had a dream tbqh, do you still.

And of course how was your day captain?
>>
>>24019690
Nothing much read a little and organized my files
But fuck! man the amount of garbage I had on this laptop is unbelievable, documents and 3d models I deleted over 500 files and still not halfway through all of them

What about yours ?
>>
File: red everywhere.jpg (2MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]
red everywhere.jpg
2MB, 2560x1440px
>>24019644
Not in the jungle yet idiota, near the mountains. Suprisingly very different than what I envisioned. Just came back from the center lel. Pops home.
>
There's so many Americans here though it's like a tourist site now.
>>24019690
Can't find it? I'm at my grandma's and uncle's house and thank Allah they have internet.
>>
>>24019716
Oh my god pls don't remind me about that ish, I need to do the same with my computer. Both of my HDD are filled up, and I don't know wat to delete.
Fuck but 3d files eat the shit out of memory, how much shit was on there, and are gonna back, back that shit up? I'd post a pic of my drives but it's quite embarrassing

And haven't done anything yet woke earlier again just to fall asleep till 11am again. Might just do what your doing
>>
>>24019736
Damn that pic tho, luv shit like that get to see all the old old architecture and those red tiles all over the place. Would they arrest me if I got blue tiles instead.

I'll send your ass a dank ass link to it when I get on thy computer migig. But MORE pics me want MOAR of tha bretty pictures
>>
File: 1442858746873.png (138KB, 214x278px) Image search: [Google]
1442858746873.png
138KB, 214x278px
>>24019736
Woah these full red buildings on the right tho
Og course you muricans are everywhere
How do you like it, since you are already posting here
Guess what I discovered while sorting my files ?

>>24019742
Of course in fact I will update all back ups when I'm done sorting the ones on laptop, fuck updating the back up is such a pain in the ass, I also discovered old maymays and reaction images such as pic related that date to almost four years ago

Do it while it's manageable, I always do it almost monthly but there's been one huge ass folder I've been avoiding for a few years now kek.
>>
>>24019814
Kek you can tell how old that pic is cause no one now makes those based transparent pics, we need more of these.

I think the problem I made for myself is the backup folder on my second drive got way way too big and now idk what I'm going to do. Plus all the thousands
of movies I downloaded over the past.....half decade? Plus all the games and mod files and damn resources duck it think I'll just delet a bunch of shit.
And my 4chan folder "chan crap" is seriously lacking in reaction images wonder how big your shit is.

I really need to, I use to be on that lyfe of monthly cleanups but after my pc started crapping out I just gave up on it like a disappointing step child

Heres a good pic I should start spamming, this was the guy who rplaced my brother in his old band. Then turned out he was a pedo cause he flashed some kid at a gas station. Ahhhhh good times
>>
File: spanish settlement.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]
spanish settlement.jpg
1MB, 2560x1440px
>>24019757
My family lives near the outskirts now since the town has expanded a lot, but they used to live near the center where the more Euro-colonial influence can be seen.

I don't have compooter, thought you did that on fone lol.
>>24019814
Kek ikr, it's all placed by hand not like in murrica where it's layered shingles.
They're retired old peoples, with 10 grand you can live comfortable here wtf.
It's nice, the weather is pretty cool, it gets cold since we're in the valley between the Andes.
What, spill the beans wimmon! I didn't take many pictures yet kek, and most have family members :/
>>
File: images.jpg (7KB, 202x250px) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
7KB, 202x250px
>>24019938
Nice picture, shit feels like pic related
Noted, I'll get there when I reach 10 Grand
Cold is good, can;t you just color their faces with an app like in my fish pictures kek
I played an mp3 file and turns out its a guitar tune I saved from a vocaroo here right,it was Trollface's recording and that dumb fuck actually uploaded the mp3 so it still has his name and title of the song kek.
>>
File: 9193dJMWg1qa8yg6o1_400.jpg (22KB, 311x249px) Image search: [Google]
9193dJMWg1qa8yg6o1_400.jpg
22KB, 311x249px
>>24019924
Also found a SHITTON of "In a parallel universe" picture kek

Delete the films you don't need, anything is downloadable again
I back up two copied btw one on an external and one on CD for important shite so I have a back up for the back up kek
You should either do that CD thing or get another drive
It's huge but scattered all over the folders

Never give up on back up or one day you'll lose it all

KEK he looks like one.
>>
File: why.jpg (79KB, 500x392px) Image search: [Google]
why.jpg
79KB, 500x392px
>>
Still bored as fuck. No jobs are going. Fuck all to do.

Where's all my outcasts and normies at?
>>24014992
>semi great country
It's good man, it's not speech good. But it's good.
>beaten and arrested.
You can arrest dead people now? Damn, america has really gone down a steep slope.
>>24016321
>Not a weeb
Is weeb
Is okay, we're a loving and accepting community.
>>24017686
>On
>My
>Heart
Every second a cell dies.
Please, donate £5 to @[mypaypal] to show your support for this tragic waste of genetic material.

Hav I dun gud?
>>
>>24019924
>good with his fingers
Aren't all guitarist pedo anyways kek...
>>24019973
There's also some some Cañari ruins that I didn't manage to take a pic of, it's where Atahualpa was born supposedly. I really want to go there. My mexi grandparents are with us lol but they only for a week so we might be going to the Galapagos Islands :-D
Idk if it's 10 grand but yeah I think I will too ;)
Cold is delicious, it did get kinda hot but nothing too bad. I don't need an app now lol but niqa there's like 9/10 of us at a time, luckily the rest of the family didn't come today or else it would just be them taking up the whole image.
Ay lmao post it, I heard him play I think, I miss playing btw. Wait so you "doxx" he?
:0
>>24020005
It's runs so comfortably you can wear it as underwear
>>
>>24019938
Damn those europes for fucking everything up with their grand looking buildings, but seriously those building look pretty damn gorgeous. That would make a decent
drawing if i was up for. Only thing that ruins it is all those damn brown people ewwwwwww. Was that last pic on that elevated spot of town where your family lives know?

And theres apparently an app for android called "Audio/Video Converter Android" haven't used it before, but it converts webms. But I have no clue what kind of cellular device your on might have to look up "gulp" apple apps

>>24019990
Whoa I haven't seen one of these in years, you could travel time with these fuckers.

Stop telling me the fucking truth. I'll probably do that already started deleting some shit since you got me pumped up. Can't back anything up tho, i had a 500gb external but that got filled up from movies and my friends music. Got a spindle of
4.7 gb dvds. Might just do that all day don't think i can justify another drive atm. The last one I bought was 2 ducking TBs. Now I have 88gbs on it pls no bully that shit makes me disgusted

I have a car folder thats 4gb big and i don't think I'll be deleting it

I've still never had a drive crash on me but I'm still waiting for it to happen

Forgot to add that he had the smae name as my brother as well. His mug shot was pretty funny tho
>>
>>24020005
Where tha fuck does a nigga purchase some of these? They'll probably have a issue with my third party device since its above the warranty length kek

>>24020024
We here cuz, we here

>You can arrest dead people now
As long as they still have their identification card and the skin pigment is off the charts, you can do anything man. Blame J. Eager Hoover lol

>Every second a cell dies.
Should I even bother donating? I mean I'm watching tv right now, and its the maury show so I'm sure i burnt a good couple
>Not having an off shore gofundme account to reap the benefits
Are you even trying anymore?

>>24020029
I would agree with this, my own brother is showing signs of it, and I think one of his new band mates has/had an under age gf. Think that dude also did cocaine as well

You know what they say, get em young and dumb and you'll......well thats basically it I guess
>>
File: ner7JVI1qam8b5o1_500.jpg (47KB, 500x526px) Image search: [Google]
ner7JVI1qam8b5o1_500.jpg
47KB, 500x526px
>>24020024
Normies, in my thread ?
>REEE===2##@#R$@%#^%*&(&)(*&&^^%$&^%$T^%$#@%

>>24020029
Why idiot, wait who is "us"
I just googled these Islands apparently there's birds with blue feet there, this you MUST take a photo of
Nope just remembered, I have other plans
Just do one man who cares, copy and crop or some shit
How much will you pay, no faggot it was just there when I played the song jeez
And I have no idea what "doxx" means in your dictionary but it's not that.

>>24020048
Ikr all those maymays from years ago too Kek I was such a fag

Delete only shit that is obvious and easily found next time you need it /
Shite mine is not nearly as full, then again I only have 80% of my shit there with an update up to 4 months ago so that A LOT since then especially with projects reaching their peak about two months ago
God I do not even want to look at the Autocad folder

I also need to update my Itunes library with music I currently listen to since I won't be having access to internet on the trip all the time

Offense is the best defense, don't wait for it, go to it, fight it, and beat it.
>>
File: MoM, He's doing it again!.gif (457KB, 300x186px) Image search: [Google]
MoM, He's doing it again!.gif
457KB, 300x186px
>>24020075
>anything man
Well these nights are pretty lonely.
>Bother
THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FOOL

Again @[mypaypal]

>Couple
They died a noble death, tbf.
>Trying
It's 2016. I'll just marry a rich guy then divorce said rich guy and live off that sweet "partner support" check.
>>24020093
>Normies, in my thread ?
*Scuttle**Scuttle**Scuttle**Scuttle**Scuttle*
>>
File: praise the saints.jpg (2MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]
praise the saints.jpg
2MB, 2560x1440px
>>24020024
>normie calls me a weeb
Normian pls
>>24020048
Europs are gay, but they make nice buildings.
KEK, ikr so many beaners here but it's not Mexiland. There's alot of white americans here though since some part are popular retirement spots.
Yes they live further up in elevation.

I'll check it out, idk if I even will take videos anyways kek.
>>24020075
>tfw play guitar
>tfw I had underage gf
No pedo tho :^)
Don't people say musicians are lady boners or something like that?
>>24020093
My whole family who else, my parents and all my sisters, and my aunts and cousins that live here. But my Mexican family fucking triples my Ecuadorian one in numbers kek.
Yes the blue footed bobby or something like that. I want to, I am, and the turtles and sharkes if I get lucky.
Sure you do hmph.
I ain't gonna do all that shit niqa, I'm about to leave again, maybe through another way if you really want kek.
I ain't paying for nothing niqa, you should be paying me actually. In my dictionary wtf, niqa u is dum af tbqhsmdhlmfao.
>>
File: wiggle.gif (575KB, 500x216px) Image search: [Google]
wiggle.gif
575KB, 500x216px
>>24020162
>Weeb calls me normie
Sunshine, I'll show you NORMALITY!
>>
File: Dub-e-rino.jpg (411KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]
Dub-e-rino.jpg
411KB, 2048x1536px
Please, roll dubs to

OPEN THE BOX.
>>
>>24020176
U 2 norm 4 me i think I have to drink mocha espressos now and jerk it to interracial cuck pron now.
>>24020220
It's my dick in a box :D
>>
>>24020093
Fuck dude i feel like i'm in highschool now, whats the oldest maymay you got in that folder? If you keep posting these I might get a nosebleed from this time paradox.

Thats the onw thing i'm worried about some of these files took days or weeks to torrent, so I need to be wary wary careful. Think i had a 12gb copy of the mummy too.
Might have to flip a coin on that one, love me some original mummy.
Pretty sure you can drop that shit down to 60%. Do you still need your all your project files? I don't even want to know how many tyears those have been stored for

Fucking do it, that shit hurts when you do but its the only way to find out. I got 288gb on my second drive now

Thats right, I haven't used itunes in years but just dl that shit and drap and drop. But I'm sure their might be some shitty free french wifi out there. But you might have to pay for it like what there doing over here now. Very disgusting

Coming from the judo girl, I'll probably take that to heart now

>>24020131
>pretty lonely.
Try spending the only holiday you care about by yourself senpai. Then call me cause I'm still lonely

Idk about that, I'd rather not see my mustache wielding brother around any under age girls
>They died a noble death, tbf.
I guess it was worth it, but that show is repetitive now

I wish I could do that, but its usually some dudes wife just wants to fuck me so she can write that off their list.
>partner support
I kek a little from that one, is that what they call it in 2016 now?
>>
>>24020231
>2 norm
...He knows. :'(
>Drinking
Wot der fuq
>Edgy interracial
Get back to me when you're tapping the roof after looking at bendable lamps, child.
>box
It's a bit too big for that to house that...baby worm.
>>
>>24020162
This is true but everything in amerialand or at leat the east coast is modeled after yobo architect technology, even the dumb capital.
Well if your in central america theres no escaping the mexican plight. But I'm black and I'd much rather be around mexies than whites tbqh. I don't car how much like soap they smell like.
That just means your family knows how to say out of the chimpout zone

You wasted mine and mr. 4chan-san's time then I hope your proud

Nah man that stereotype is true now, your were better off not saying that lol

Proof that anyone who can play a few strings, can pluck the strings of any girl. But guess that only works with a certain age. Maybe they just don't know what good music is kek
>Don't people say musicians are lady boners or something like that?
That musicians are douchbags? Yes I've heard that

>>24020220
Rolling

this tread needs more of this
>>
>>24020252
>Call me maybe
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends...
>Repetitive
Isn't all TV like that though?
>Fetish
...So on another note do you know I can buy staining black paint?
>2016
If I remember correctly that's what it's called in England.
I was searching for the alimony and apparently we call it something different.
>>24020285
>Rolling
>85
>needs more of this

>Summoning back

Gingi
Turtle
Irish dude
The weird foot one
The one that headbutted a wooden plank with a nail in it for the kek's
and the burnt blister guy

We need some crazies in here, mane.
>>
>>24020310
Either that or I'll just talk to me, myself, and I cause its all I got. And now I'm going to be my own best friend

>Isn't all TV like that though?
Uh yeah b-but its the journey not the destination. i'm sure thats what anime viewers say
>staining black paint
Your probably gonna want outdoor type since its water proof, you'll most likely get drenched in muff all day. I'd get some bear premium

At least you brits make it sound better than what it really is, I'm kinda positive that a certain race in england are the sole proprietors of alimony. But theres probably a ton of health
and safety forms you have to file before you can even start paying or taking.

Yo ain't noboby in dis whole thread gonna get sum mothafucking dubs

I'll roll again just to show you bitsh
>>
>>24020220
Ahhhhhhhhh fuck I was suppose to quote this>>24020220 In that last post but fuck, it still counts goddamnit I said I'd roll and i got them dubs just let it fucking slide this time man i'm good for it I'll suck you dry like a dead riverdead
>>
>>24020377
>me, myself, and I cause its all I got.
I can hear those voices in your head.
>Own best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6jcIEpGBDY
>Journey
Have you been snorting mushrooms again?
>(.)
Have you been boiling the cocaines?
>Animus
OOOH Kawii desu sidaa
>Premium
Single mamas for all!
>Taking
I kinda hope so.
>No one gonna get dubs
>Get's dubs
>Forces me to draw a result
Cuck.
>>
File: Sp0000dy.jpg (462KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]
Sp0000dy.jpg
462KB, 2048x1536px
>>24020385
The box creaks open to reveal some rather annoyed ghosts.

Scared that they'll start complain to you, you fling yourself from the building.

You're walking.

Suddenly you're met by two cross roads.

Where do you go?
>>
File: Crossy roadies.jpg (566KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]
Crossy roadies.jpg
566KB, 2048x1536px
The cross roads.

To help you decide
>>
Have a jihad till I brush my hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Lm6TcRrxI
>>
>>24020418
You mean you can hear that song in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S37SGxZSMc
Actually a pretty good song haven't heard in for evers

>snorting
>mushrooms
Those pickies across the pond are telling you nonsense
>Single mamas
Won't be any if you wrap that trash bag around your dick like I been told you

Kek thats how you force dubs tho, you talk shit about noting getting them then bam profit

Dubs are for faggots anyways
>crosses fingers

And kek your drawanon for the remainder of this thread, I can finally rest for a while

>>24020465
Fucking ghosts that was it!? If I was wearing my witcher medallion I could have known that and walked away

>>24020470
>make left
>pull gun out I illegaly brought in from albanian connects
>break window in
>**p*
>pull trigger
>do it all again

>>24020533
Thought i was going to here some hot shit then i get this. All those tempo changes
>Still get thrown on watch list for this

Suuuuuuicccid tha gappppapaaaaappppppppppppppp
>>
>Go outside to smoke
>Decide to take a piss outside( cause I do that) (don't judge me)
>Draining the main vain
>Bee comes out of no where
>Runs right into my cheek with no fucks given
>Then lands on a wall and freaks out trying to clean itself

I should have stung me or something. But i guess my record of never being stung for 21 years stays intact

Suck on that beefags eat my honey glaze black log
>>
File: Bear.jpg (139KB, 1280x775px) Image search: [Google]
Bear.jpg
139KB, 1280x775px
>>24020599
>You mean you can hear that song in your head
That sweet,peaceful, voice won't release my tender ear from it's firm grasp.

Come, embrace the Majesty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
>Beyonce
I kind of forgot she made decent songs
>Pickles
But..I am pickles.
If they are pickles too than what I am. Not I the pickliest of pickles?
>Trash can
I can't afford that. You think I'm white or somin?
>Talk shit get hit
Fair
>Your drawanon
...My drawanon? He's dead inside and moved to Narnia.
>Finally rest
Fuck no, I'll flood this thread with shit in the minute I have goner-ur-ear
>Disappointment at the fact you now have a girl living with you that can't get pregnant and will scare away Jehovah witnesses...
Pleb.
>Nigger moment
I too thought of this.
>>24020659
>I'm a dog
You hound.
>Bee flew in stream
Barry's been up to some pretty kinky shit since that film ended.
>>
what the fuck is goin on here
>>
File: Your wore clothes....jpg (189KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
Your wore clothes....jpg
189KB, 1280x720px
>>24020764
>>
File: 1445621745888.jpg (68KB, 530x600px) Image search: [Google]
1445621745888.jpg
68KB, 530x600px
>>24020773
you want a fight lad
>>
File: Drinks are on that guy.jpg (12KB, 224x170px) Image search: [Google]
Drinks are on that guy.jpg
12KB, 224x170px
>>24020869
...I...think I can take ya.
>>
File: Maximum Beeee.jpg (18KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]
Maximum Beeee.jpg
18KB, 240x240px
I didn't even have to expose my ultimate bee.

I knew he was no match four bee.
>>
Dis shit still alife lol
>>
File: I_think_I'm_wanting_now_too.jpg (214KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
I_think_I'm_wanting_now_too.jpg
214KB, 1280x720px
>>24020869
Bam
>>
>>24020879
Bam
>>
>>24020995
Bamed
>>
>>24018575
>>24018575
>>24018575
>>24018575

New thread time to go pollute to go this one
>>
Hi
>>
Lol bye
Thread posts: 501
Thread images: 141


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.