Roast me thread. Open season roasting. Post or roast whoever

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ready 2 b roasted

Where did your uncle touch you

>>23901514
ugh anon why did you do that to your ears?!?1?!!?1?1?1?!

>>23901521
Too dumb to use the reply feature, congratulations.

>>23901527
She needed another hole because her vagina was getting too loose to fuck.

>>23901514
Have fun bieng unemploymed for the rest of your life

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Roast me!

(not a bernie supporter since everyone here assumes that.)

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>>23901514
Really hate your parents + they hate you. No one will ever be able to get their dick hard when your digusting tattoo covering your tits is exposed.
>>23901639
Super cuck Clinton supporter. Has a superiority complex and thinks he's smarter than everyone which makes up for his sub par looks and musculature, but is actually of only average intelligence.

>>23901646
Small, effete shoulders. I don't mean in as much they are undertrained as in they don't look wide. Not as much as a roast as an observation.

>>23901651
Huh have literally heard the opposite my entire life lol.

>>23901656
Maybe it's just the picture, angle, etc.

>>23903716
wants my dick

>>23901646
While good looking boring as shit, Has no interest that are out of the norm and his hobbies are pathetic
>>23903716
Not much to say, You needed a male role model and you never had one.

>>23903716
Are you actually racist?

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come at me faggots

>>23904549
I couldn't come if I were within one mile of you.

>>23903719
Whoa there, nobody is that desperate.

>>23903716
posts this same picture in any thread she can, to try and garner attention from thirsty males over the internet. This sadly doesn't make up for the fact no one cares about her or treats her seriously in her real life, so in the end she is still gonna throw up that meal it took her 3 hours to eat and cut her wrists before she goes to sleep. Just a shame she does it across the road and not down the highway, at least that way this board would be free from her ugly dead-looking mug.

>>23904589
ow that hurt to read

>>23904589
Think it's safe to say you win ;)

>>23904589
spot on

>>23901628
You're awful at this game.

>>23906389
Man that wasent even me trying to roast, All I can think is if she walked in for any real job interview they would tell her to get the fuck out.

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Do what's necessary.

>>23907994
Can i move in with you?

>>23907994

Do you seriously have no fucking life, dude? I've been using /Soc/ on and off for over a year and every time I come back for the few days I'm on you're posting your picture in every single attention whoring thread with your "#0##0#00#.jpeg" bullshit pictures. Get a life, go outside, why do you need validation so much?

(The reason I know this much is because I have the biggest crush on you)

>>23908003
Can I move in with you, I live at my parent's.

>>23908006
Kek nice touch with "0#00##"
Cause it's free.

>>23908012
Come out to California, more then welcome

>>23908012

Last I heard you were overworked but makin' dat dosh. What happened? Why are you still at your parents'? 'Cause it's free? Fuck, please don't say that, I will literally cringe harder than I do when I see your face pop up in every rate/assume thread to be given the same ratings by the same people and still come back like the attention vampire you are. If only you drank real blood you wouldn't look so aenimic and tired all the time.

i think i must be the 1st actual woman on this haha! you boys are mad! add my snapchat... suziewoozey84 im married but ill just have to be careful ;)

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>>23908018
>California
707 fsure

>>23908034
use to live there, ill be there this weekend

sadly im a 209 fag now

>>23908018
Good to know.

>>23908029
What, where, I literally just finished yesterday, still to find a job probably not for a month tho

I haven't posted in rate threads for some time now, probably one thread every now and then

What is sarcasm, I was joking about free part.

>>23908038
it's not that bad ay-y

>>23908050
oh no of course not

it just, there is nothing to do here over summer

>>23908044

Can't remember where you were working, this was back in Novemeber, when I was last on /soc/. You were working a lot of late shifts, used to chat with you when you got home exhausted, give you a few compliments to pick you up before that Ginger guy came in and stole your attention from me :p

And I know, I always prefer compliment threads to roast threads. Only posted here because I recognised ya.

>>23908052

Let's make sweet, sweet love

>>23908062
youll have to buy me dinner first anon

>>23908056
You might be talking about a different person ?
I've never worked before, or it might've been talking about working for school
Either way

I do not post in compliment threads, but thanks for replying.

>>23908073

Not sure, if you're not the girl who posts the "#@#@#@@##@" file named pictures you're a dead ringer for her.

>>23907994
At least post a decent pic an not some Israelian hoer I've roasted millions of times before.

>>23908080
No I am her, but the job part confused me
Probably was talking about my projects for uni.

>>23908082
You mean it isn't a b8.

>>23908080
It's not her, I think you are referring to me?
>>23908092
;)

>>23908092

Possibly, it's been 8 months, memory is hazy.

Won't highjack the thread any longer, good luck being treated like the no life loser you are.

>>23908100

I don't even know anymore.

>>23908207
shit desktop setup m8

>>23908223
It's actually a TV

That picture was from when I was working on a cruise ship. Cabins are small.

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>>23908263
Rate me fuckerz...

>>23907994
I like you :3
too bad you never flirt with anons ;_;
cold grill huh?
also not a native English speaker

>>23901646
Hey manlet, that angle isn't fooling anyone.

>>23903716
So does this whole daddy issue-wanna be obscure thing actually work for you?

>>23904549
I thought albinos didn't like the outdoors.

>>23907994
Don't you need to be in the ocean somewhere. Here fishy, fishy.

>>23908008
Everyone knows you're fat under there.

>>23908207
Where are the bodies, son?

>>23909417
Did you and the guy I quoted above have the same hit job?

You're ugly as shit op