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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Run by performers, for performers (a

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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Run by performers, for performers (and the people that love them)!

Welcome to the wonderful land of dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut, shenanigans and hijinks, all recorded and posted right here. This is the perfect place to fulfill fantasies and have fun.

The key here is to have fun! Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies or just look for requests on the thread.

It helps to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)! This way people will be able to keep up to date with your work, and request more!!
And if you sing please put the title on it.
If you’re a new girl, have fun coming up with a thread name so that we can all welcome you <3 This is a warm and welcoming environment for performers and audiophiles alike.

All content is welcome and encouraged, though there are some things to keep in mind, to keep the thread running smoothly!
>If your script is super long, it will help to put it into a pastebin (http://pastebin.com), this makes it more accessible and less intimidating.
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contact fagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer. We’re here to be your fantasy girl, by asking for contact info and pictures, you may be shattering the illusion we all love to create.
>Refrain from spamming the thread, it’s not fun for anyone.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply, as per usual.
>Please be civil towards the people, nobody likes a butthead.
>No one is entitled to get their request done, which really sucks, but the best way to try and get your request done is to write up a script, whether they’re guidelines, or a detailed script.

PRIOR THREAD:>>23827152
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>>23882308
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW (This has almost all the scripts, of every genre that you could imagine! It also contains links from past and present performers.

AUDIO HOSTING SITES (These are the most efficient sites for uploading your audios):
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING:
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE:
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs, FSA tested, performer approved!

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe

Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B

Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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FRESH SHORTIES 313A

Innocence Lost To An Older Woman

“Move little slut. Get that dress hiked up and show me your ass. Don’t make me gag you. Oh, I feel so sorry for corrupting such an innocent. Stay on your hands and knees, whore. Let me just get this harness on. Come put your mouth on this dildo, slut. You won’t like how it feel without a little lube. Now, bend back over and get ready for it. Violating virgins like you is my favorite hobby. Feel that? I sure do. I feel so wet slamming it to you. And when I’m done with this, I’m gonna take your asshole too. Mmm… I know I’ll like that. Then you can spend the rest of the evening eating me out.”

Cheating in the Moment

“Oh, stop complaining. Am I really that heavy on you? Don’t you want to be this close to me? I know it would be cheating, but I don’t care. I don’t feel what I used to feel for him. I need something-someone new. And I choose you. Please don’t push me away. I’ve been craving this for months. Put your cock in me and help me forget everything. Please.”


Sexting Hard

“This is so hot! Fuck I’ve never taken selfies like this before. Only for you. I want to be so slutty for you. Show you my tits and pussy. God, I can’t keep my hands out of my panties! Get my fingers wet with my juices. It’s for you. All for you. I’d never do this for any other guy, but you make me feel like a total slut—your slut. I want you to get as horny as I am and then come over here and take possession of me. Fuck! I don’t know if I can keep from cumming until you get here. Hurry!”
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>>23882308
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?*
As a performer, we all know how nerve racking it can be to post your first audio, but don’t be scared. At FSA we love getting new girls, and encourage everyone to give it a try!

Are you unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
Or you could do something naughty and masturbate/moan for us? <we all love that>
Or if you’d like, you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
You could also always try these:

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

If the New Girl questions are too much for you, feel free to try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS (These are very useful!!): http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording (These are super helpful!!): http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

FSA FAQ: http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

Master List of Performer Names 2012-Present: http://pastebin.com/UH2bXPxz

Also are you returning to us? Yay! But if you want to do it under a different name, OP will not blow your cover. You don't even have to ask. I can't speak for the rest of 4chan, but I believe in second chances.
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Juci establishing!!

will do:
- submissive
- dominate
- poetry
- JOI (scripted for now)
-cock worship

might do*:
-improv
-age play
-singing


won't do**:
-parent/child
-brother/sister
-cousins
-rape/non-consensual
-anything involving poop/vomit

None of these are hard and fast. It depends on the mood that i am in and what's already been recorded on the current thread.

*depends on the mood that I am in
**this is for now

My chirbit is:
www.chirbit.com/Juci

I am uploading a recording as we speak
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If I was under your desk by Aliena
http://chirb.it/Kzv8xv

I was talking over on the msa and someone was wishing that someone would do this. Enjoy anon!
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I like these threads, they actually end up being fun.
Not to go all whiny but I've had a very bad couple of weeks and would like it if any girl would lie and just say something like I'm desirable or anything of the like.
Since I broke the same hand twice in the last few months and gained eight cause I couldn't work out, I haven't heard anything good from anyone I know, and it just feels terrible to feel unloved.
Anything would work for me. I just don't want to feel worthless anymore again, I want to be back to how it was before, when I was attractive, or at least pretend it is.
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>>23882427
Hey Juci! I was wondering if you could record this improv request from the last thread:
I'm black and I love racial humiliation. If you could talk about us like we're just big dumb brutes, only good for our cocks, that would be hot af. Talking about how we're large and muscular but also dumb, violent, animalistic, and prone to commiting crime. Comparisons to apes, use of the n-word, and talking about how fearful you'd be of getting black prenant are all hot af. Calling us "bulls", "big killer apes", "niggers", and any other slurs would be amazing.

If you need a scenario, I'd love if you were the warden in a prison and the listener was an inmate. Talking about how blacks naturally belong in jail, and should only be "paroled" when white women want to use us for sex. After the deed is done, we're sent back in our cages. Also if you could reffer to the jail as a "nigger zoo", I'd cum buckets. Bonus points for encouraging the listener to shoot my cum into the trash, and telling me why it belongs there.

None of this is mandatory, obviously, whatever makes you feel comfortable is fine.
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>>23882497
I am sorry anon i have seen this posted in the last few threads but i don't do race humiliation good luck tho :*
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>>23882507
No prob, I myself have mixed feelings about my fetish.

Could you do a workout motivation improv? Where you tell the listener how much you like big, strong, lean men with endurance, and how sexy they are? Talking about how theyre built to be better lovers, and better to breed with would be hot af. And maybe a little teasing to motivate the listener to stop being tubby/shrimpy.
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>>23882308
FSA BINS
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SEXUAL

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
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>husband has questionable tendencies pt 4: the sleepover
Heyy daddy *kiss* will you go check on the girls?
Yeah I know they're probably alright, but just go see her ok? *Kiss* you know she loves you, all her friends love you. See if they need some popcorn or anything before we turn in.

[husband goes to family room, daughter is having a sleepover with lots of girls]
(little girl voice, excited) Daddyyyyyy! *kiss kiss kiss* ... um yeah we're fine daddy hehh... no we've got soda and popcorn and everything... hey look how my friend did french braids for me (turns around to show) you like em? (tight hug and kisses) mmmmm see you in the morning daddy

[husband goes back to bedroom. wife begins teasing him]
*giggle* Hi! So are the girls ok? *kiss* are YOU alri- (gasp) oh my god, daddy. *playfully hit his chest* oh, fuck, you weren't hard like that when you hugged her were you?

(suddenly apologetic, lower your voice and sound sweet) no, no I'm sorry baby *kiss* I know you weren't. I know you wouldn't... (moan sadly) I'm really sorry I said that to you *kiss* (snuggle and kiss for a minute, more kisses and I'm sorry's and I love you's and sweet talk)

(extremely shy voice) do you want to s-spank me since I was mean to you?
..wew. *kiss* thanks *kiss kiss* thanks for not spanking me, daddy. Do you want... oh, on my side? Yeah, that sounds fun! (you lay on the bed on your side with your butt towards your husband so he can fuck you from behind)
Nooooo that's your job daddy, yoooooou pull my panties down. (excited sharp breath as your panties are lowered)
(gasping and moaning as he slowly puts his penis in) ohh baby boy... god it's so big...
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>>23882523
I did this one in April just for fun... Is this what you were looking for?

http://chirb.it/Ce9b1p
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>>23882583
(finger yourself, getting faster and harder for the effect of your husband getting rougher and rougher. next lines are short gasps between the sounds of getting fucked)
Did you get this turned on... by the girls... their tanktops and spaghetti straps and... little shorts... pink panties... and blue panties... braiding each other's hair...bunch of cute virgins (sharp gasp as your husband thrusts all the way in) Owwww, fuck *titty slap* I deserve that, I was teasing you... do it again *gasp even harder* (barely whimper because of the pain:) fucking balls deep...

(relax as he pulls out for a second) huh? Cross my legs? It'll make it hurt! *kiss* like this or... like this? (moan as he thrusts back in, start fingering yourself again) fuck you feel even bigger... fuck... daddy.. honey... hold my hand... please daddy I'll take it as deep... as you want... if you just hold my hand... (breathing fast) you'll tear my fucking pussy open...

(there's a knock on the door, knock on your desk) oh fuck! (husband throws blanket over wife, steps into sweatpants, answers door)
[little girl voice] mister I can't sleep coz my nose is runny, can I have some allergy medicine? *wife laughs in background*
[husband returns]
I saw her, honey... waltzing around in her panties and a tee shirt like that might get someone a little excited *titty slap* owie!
It's ok, I love it... I love it, you get so frustrated and then you beat me up *kiss kiss kiss* and I love that
*giggle* I shouldn't tease you like that, I'm not a good wife (roll over in bed, deep breath, quivering voice) spank my pussy, daddy.
[slap your leg or your actual pussy 10 times, react as if it's extreme pain and you're crying by the end]
(crying heavily, trying to catch your breath, little sobs between words) I love you... so much... you're a good husband... a good daddy...I love you so much... you're so perfect... (deep, long dramatic kiss)

You... you can go in my ass if you want.
(a few minutes of painful anal sex)
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Ok i am going to bed now i have to be at work in too few hours... Goodnight my dear anons
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>>23882591
FUCK YES....THANK YOU
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>>23881458
Is a recap anon on or do I have to repost?

Fun fact, my phone keeps suggesting the phrase and the other day of this message over and over
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>>23882638
Linking is good for a few days, but the old thread will Sage to death and then it won't work. See how Juci established? >>23882427 That's one way to do it. Just pick a name, introduce yourself and say what you're doing. If you're staying SFW for a bit, say so.

You only have to do it every time the thread resets. (I know it seems an odd situation, but it's kind of nice to get a new home every week or two.)
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>>23882638
:3 I loooove your accent and I love virgin girls recording
I hope you stick around and warm up to lewd things
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>>23882491

Did I request this in a wrong way?
How am I supposed to do it otherwise?
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>>23882683
Your request is fine, but you need more patience than you are displaying.
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>>23882683
>Did I request this in a wrong way?
No
It's just that not everything gets done right away. Sometimes it takes 2 or 3 threads
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>>23882701

My bad, didn't mean to get impatient, just wanted to make sure I'm doing it right.
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>>23882661
>>23882674
I accidentally posted that link, I'm not her. I was asking if it's okay to repost my request.
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First for claiming the Sonora Grill/ AnnoyingCat as my waifu
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DieMond establishing for the new thread from Down Under!

Still trying to find sometime to record two requests from the old thread, I have saved the scripts so they are on my mind. As soon as I am free I will post them.

Just putting it out there that I won't do incest or race play, love cock worship and JOI but I suck at improv so work best with a script. I am a good little sub and am practicing my domme. The more seductive sounding script I get, the more fun I can have with it.
I also don't answer personal questions/challenges. I am just a voice on here for your fapping pleasure ;)

<3 ◇
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>>23882791
heyyyyy there is cock worship here >>23833806
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>>23882811
Yeah sorry the incest follows through to calling someone Daddy.
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does anyone have the link to a certain set of JOIs? There are 3 of them, the first is "best friend watches" the second is mutual and the third is fucking. That's honestly all I remember about them
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>>23882308
FSA's Authors*
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AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
VILMON http://pastebin.com/ihcAPmkG
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
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>>23882791
And here's a cock worship script from Straya!

Cock Worship, Blow Job, Handjob, Cock Sucking alla that
~**Cock Worship**~ By Sera

Mmm you have me all worked up. Teasing me like that, keeping that gorgeous cock from me. When are you going to get your ass over here and fuck me hmm? I need you to make me cum. Can you do that for me? Come and take control of me. Make me yours, make me cum so hard I can't think straight.

Do you know how much I love your cock. How badly I want it in my mouth. My warm lips wrapped around it, taking you deep into my throat. My soft hands playing with it, stroking you up and down. I want to be on my knees before you, worshiping your cock. Looking up at you with lust filled eyes.

God I want you. To feel your cock pushing between my thighs, sliding into my warmth. I want your cock, I need your cock. I've been a very good girl. Can't I have what I want. What I need. Come on baby. Don't you want to cum deep inside of me? Don't you want to make me scream?

I'm going to cum for you. I'm going to imagine your delicious cock is thrusting into me, nice and hard. Just think about being buried in me. It's enough to drive me wild. To push me over that wonderful edge. I would worship your cock every day if I had the chance.
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>>23882864
( ._.) it's a husband and wife
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SWEET TALK CHALLENGE
"There's More Than One Way to Say It.


"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”


You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.
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>>23882427
Been wanting to hear a girl act like she's super super pregnant, having slow gentle careful sex with her husband
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>>23882951
Chillax, dude. Even people who understand that Daddy/Little play is a subset of D/s and not incest-related don't sometimes like to use the term, "Daddy"
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>>23882732
you're so sweet :) feeling flattered!

-AnnoyingCat
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>>23882459
Hey there. I was the currently unnamed person you were talking to about it, among other things. It's certainly a favourite of mine.

Just giving it a listen right now, I'm enjoying it so far. Good job Juci. Hope you're doing well.
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STAY BUMPED brand new Thread!
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>>23882732

Fine, I'll be second, then.
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>>23882974
Thankyou
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>>23874732
>Eve still loves me
So happy :3
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Hey! I'm Zantosa.

Here's some Elf/human raceplay. The original script is by Vilmon. Anything cheesy is probably added by me.

http://chirb.it/wFpItq


I will do:
Scripts
Detailed outlines for improv
Rambles
Masturbation
Ageplay
Femdom
DD/lg
Incest
Monstergirls
Yandere
Comfort audios for sad/troubled anons
Whatever looks like most fun at the time.

I'm not doing beastiality or real race raceplay.
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>>23883215 heyyy z I love you and stuff
>>23882583
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New girl reposting!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GA8915s0IM
(I hope you'll be able to understand everything i'm saying and that i don't sound weird and all.)
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>>23883029
No prob
>>23883147
Say that to my face not online and see what happens
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Just answered the 102 creepy questions from this pastebin http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw.

I love answering those kinds of questions, love rambling for some reason sorry!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GOmaHi4nGe

-AnnoyingCat
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>>23882491
http://chirb.it/3sM4CP


>>23883221
Anon, are you drunk right now? I love you, too.
Yes, this is a nice script.

Anon, it's nice when you put these into a pastebin so I can read them all in one go easier.

http://chirb.it/NMAANF
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Someone do an amazing schlicking recording like they're super horny and wanting more. Tell us not to stop pounding then tell us when you're close and when you're gonna cum. Whenever I hear a chick say that its just ... ;/////;
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Weekend petplay, second part.
http://chirb.it/s3FkJK
Third Part.
http://chirb.it/80deLC

Hornygoodboy, I saw your Mommy script in the last thread. Yes, I will do it, but now I need sleep.
Funny how trying to trick myself into being dirunal for my job took about 6 months and was undone in less than 2 weeks.
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>>23883313

pls be my waifu
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>>23883053
Hey there! I am doing a little better thank you :)

I hope that you enjoy it! Let me know what you think!
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>>23882969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yqvuFrja3A

-near
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>>23882627
Oh good! I am glad
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>>23883574
B-But why?
(glad to see you like it though)
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>>23883712
I thought it was wonderful. I appreciate you taking the time to go through it, and I thought your additions/reading of it was well done. Very cute and sexy.

Here's to things improving. One step at a time, hmm? :)
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>>23883790
Oh good! That makes me very happy space it out more?
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>>23883812
Glad to hear it.

Oh, that second remark was to your well-being and current situation, not a criticism of your readings. Hoping that 'you' feel better, that is.

I think the pace/spacing of your readings was great, nothing wrong there. I've listened to it twice now, I'm not sure if there's anything I'd change, I enjoyed it.
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>>23883819
>Oh, that second remark was to your well-being and current situation, not a criticism of your readings. Hoping that 'you' feel better, that is.

You only sent 1 remark...

>I think the pace/spacing of your readings was great, nothing wrong there. I've listened to it twice now, I'm not sure if there's anything I'd change, I enjoyed it.

Yay that makes me feel special
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>>23883723
Wow! Your voice is adorable. Loli-tastic! Please do more.

Your audio quality could stand a little improvement however. But maybe that was just some background noise.
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>>23883845
It's Juci I'm at work
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>>23883845
>>23883848

Ah, forget it, I think I'm misunderstanding.

When you were asking "space it out more?" I thought that was brought on because I said "Here's to things improving." as if I was referring to the quality of your post, when it was unrelated. Was just a bit of confusion brought on by me overthinking.

Have fun at work.
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>>23883077

>>23882204

Jelly babies bump :3
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>>23883215
Hi Zantosa!

Reposing a request from last thread.

Certain jungles are home to tribes of dinosaur monstergirls. They're cold blooded, and need to live near sources of heat to survive. Some of them decide to make colder areas livable by stealing or capturing things like blankets and heaters. Others break into houses and get into bed with humans, something that can go a lot of different ways.

Please improv as a dino girl cuddling a guy. There could be cute growling noises and tight hugging, lewdness so the guy can heat her from the inside out, or excited asking about whether the guy has a monstergirl fetish. Be as silly or serious as you want!

Thanks!
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>>23883215
Based zantosa, another great script.
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>i cant wait to cuddle with you again all night long my love
please and thanks
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>>23883313
you sound a bit asian
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>Incest Script (As accepted by modern norms)

>Oh hey, what's up STEP-bro? Yeah I'm spending this summer with MY mom and YOUR dad. I feel like I haven't seen you since OUR RESPECTIVE PARENTS GOT MARRIED TO ONE ANOTHER. You look really good. *Laugh* I hope that's not too weird to say, I mean it's not like I'm your REAL sister. Do you think I look good, brother of mine WHOM I DID NOT SHARE ANY KINSHIP TO PRIOR TO OUR PARENTS' ENGAGEMENT? Well it's a good thing we ARE NOT RELATED BY BLOOD, because as TWO CONSENTING LEGAL ADULTS WHO DID NOT GROW UP WITH ONE ANOTHER NOR SHARED ANY BONDING OF A SIMILAR RELATIONSHIP TO THAT OF A BROTHER AND SISTER, this is all going to be ayy-okay!
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>>23884188
Really? I'm as white as snow haha. I speak french as my mother language so...that's why i might sound weird
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>>23883313
You're so French! I love it!
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>>23884214
Nah, you don't really have a french accent to me but more asian anyway nice voice.
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>>23884219
I'm not even from France (just in a nearby country) haha.

>>23884221
I was so nervous doing it, thank youu
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Does anyone have a DD/LG rape play link or pastebin?
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>>23883385
Hey thanks for doing it but I think there's a problem with the file, it cuts off at 3 minutes right when you start fingering yourself
>dying to hear the rest
and yeah I was kinda tipsy
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>>23884225
I really like your voice, and I like that you were so nervous and shy >.> it makes you even more cute
I hope you do some lewds eventually but I know you're embarrassed.

How about some just cuddly sweet talk, English or even French just act like you're comforting your lover
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>>23883876
Ohhhhhhhhh ok. I read it wrong to begin with it was very early for me

Yes, to improving
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>>23883313
Say "boys like virgin girls better"
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>>23884259
So there was...
http://chirb.it/tC1z9t
Here you go!

Get it together, chirbit!

>>23884130
Thanks.
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>>23884210
There have been plenty of recordings not catering to your bitching green text. Go fuck off and whine in another thread. this kind of pissing and moaning about the content is getting so fucking old.
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>>23884526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Muh9TN9Bup
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>>23884466
>crying
>kissing
>anal
>pancakes joke
marry me irl
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>>23883535
Thank you Zantosa. I wrote that script with you in mind, and I'm thrilled that you want to do it. Thank you!
-HGB
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>>23884564
<3 I'd be a terrible wife.

>>23884569
It will probably be this evening but I'm not sure yet.
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>>23883313
Walloon or Flanders?
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>>23884554
Thanks for saying all I had to say in reply to him, Zan
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>>23884681
None
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>>23884711
You're welcome. I know I shouldn't worry about people like that but my sleep schedule is all messed up and it makes me crabby.

I think everyone has mistaken sarcasm for seriousness online at least once.
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>>23884580
>http://chirb.it/tC1z9t
Yeah i agree, your record sounds very disturbing and weird. And so cyborg like where are your emotions and realism :(( No sex like this for me pff so not for anyone else either
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>>23884727
But in all honesty there were so much kissing it ruined it all for me
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>>23884714
>French
>not born in France
>neither Belgium

Merde
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>>23884733
Not to mention there just wasnt the "girl" in the recording, it sounded like someone planted guy brains into female. I come bk to bitch some more later guys x <3
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>>23884727
>>23884733
>>23884747
Aren't you a bowl of sunshine? THIS IS SARCASM

>>23884746
There are other places in the world where French is spoken, anon.
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>>23884763
>There are other places in the world where French is spoken, anon.

But they are unimportant.
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>>23882897
If this is what you're talking about, it's actually a 4 recording set.

You're my best friend and I just want to watch you jerk off
http://chirb.it/yNC7Km

You're my best friend... let's get off together
http://chirb.it/yExdgr


You're my best friend, and I just want you to touch me
http://chirb.it/cK0d7E

You're my best friend, and I need to feel you inside me
http://chirb.it/F8qkMq
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>>23882969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IVLV4wb1zo
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>>23884785
>But they are unimportant.
to you.

We are global. Your Euro-centrism is irrelevant. Not to mention pretty funny these days.
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>>23884806
>Your Euro-centrism is irrelevant.

4 U
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>>23884763
:(
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>>23884746
Uh...It's just that i rather not tell my location because i had some kind of stalker before and y'know...but it's one of those two. Not saying anything more.
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>>23885010
>not tell my location

Then say the Continent.
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>>23885039
Welp now you know i'm in Europe (and as white as snow if that was what you were worried about?)
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>>23885058

Let's not play this game. This isn't /sma/.
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>>23885058
>and as white as snow if that was what you were worried about?

Busted!
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>>23885039
>>23885010

BE SAFE!

Just say the planet, people! You're on Earth and that's all anybody needs to know

Trolls and stalkers rely on bits of information. If they can get one or two pieces of information; your home state, a jobsite--anything, really, they can add more and more until you end up doxxed, with all your info posted.
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>>23885077
>>23885082
Anyway, whatever.
(i really am white, though)

>>23885099
Yup, and it's really no fun.

Anyway, if you guys have some request just say it already.
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Posted this request in an earlier thread, but might as well redo it now.

I'm really into chastity, and currently self-locked. I'd love it if someone were to tease me about it, pointing out what an idiot I am for locking myself up, how great orgasms are, etc.
Maybe get yourself off and flaunt that you can still have them, if you like.
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>>23885188
I request this. Only one girl talks besides what the title says.

Two Girls Tease on Camera By VK

"You love it when we tease you, don't you? You'd love to see us kiss, and we can kiss for hours. Wanna see her tongue working on my mouth? Me nibbling on her neck? You will. Think about both our mouths working on that cock we know you have out. We both get so wet, but you can't see that we're just wearing panties below camera range, and we have our hand in each other's pussies. It will get more interesting when our eager hands undress each other and we expose our young titties to you. Nothing like girl-on-girl tittie rubbing, tittie sucking and tittie biting. One of us will drop down out of range and start eating pussy. If it's her, then you see me react, getting closer and closer to orgasm as I writhe and moan---until I cry out just like I would in your arms. <laugh> If it's me eating her out, it's a different show because she is a wild woman when she comes and she talks so dirty when she's close it'll make you cum right there. Then I have to say that we'll probably fall out of camera range as we tumble down to the bed, and our toybox, so we can use the dildos, vibes, lotions, handcuffs, and whips in there on each other. Should we leave the audio on for you? OK, <kiss>"
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Shot in the dark here, but, it's my birthday and I'm bored and single af. Maybe someone could do a sexy recording of singing happy birthday to me while they masturbate? (semi-serious...lol)

That'd be hot yo! :)
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>>23883313
Your accent is amazing, would you be willing to do a foot fetish/smell script if I sent one your way? Also messy bun best bun.
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>>23883768

Because you're the perfect little weeb, obviously.
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>>23885214
Sorry, as i said i'm just too shy to do lewd requests. Yeah i know i'm lame i suck.

>>23885394
I guess i could sing it for you if you wish. Any prefered language? (japanese,french,english,..?)

>>23885542
Yeah i'm a little weeb
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>>23885712
Oops! My bad for not checking IDs. Distracted today.
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Hi, I'm Flan. I'm new.
I did the MSA questions: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D4it8d0hJ1
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>>23885824
11/10 qt voice stay around pls <3
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>>23885712
Do you play any games Anon? Have you posted in any of the weeb threads or anything?
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>>23884724
>>23884466
Wow, that was really good and I fucking love your voice in this. The way you say daddy gives me goosebumps.
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>>23885712

english pref :)
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>>23885853
Yeah i do, i didn't but i think i should!
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>>23885876

Oh yea? Which games? DO YOU GOT THAT OVERWATCH THOUGH?
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>>23884130
Writer here, thanks!
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>>23883846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BXyMiMfsJF
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>>23885886
Juci sure does
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>>23885847
Thanks, anon! I'm glad you like my voice.
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>>23886069

Wut.
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>>23886046
Well, that's the beauty of this place. You don't have to do anything regularly. You can just stop in whenever, grace us with an audio, then be back to your daily business for awhile. While it is true that we are insatiable for new content, we are generally pretty understanding of real life schedules. So just pull up a chair, make yourself at home, and go at your own pace. We'll wait for ya.

Welcome aboard. I know I'm looking forward to more from you.
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>>23884724
>>23883535
zantosa I want to hear you cum. Make a masturbation audio and beg for daddy :)
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>>23883535
Those were adorable.
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>>23886125
I have played overwatch...
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requesting drunk masturbation
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whats the point in the archive when its scripts instead of audio?
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>>23886983
Because it's a script archive. Or wasn't that a riddle?

GWA on Reddit keeps all their pages ever on the site and there is a search function. They have been up since 2012
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Whatever happened to Aliena? :(
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>>23887234
Aliena moved back to the USA where she had no privacy and then had some medical issues. We will probably hear from her in the future.
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>>23885876

Waifu where the hell did you go.
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>>23885824
Just listened to the senpai audio from last thread, loved it.
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>>23884788
you are a saint
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Its probably a little late in the thread to ask for this but I have a huge asshole fetish... would anyone be willing to ramble about their asshole? Tell me to kiss/lick/touch/smell it? Describe it? Anything honestly. It would make my life complete.
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>>23888154
Page 135 the day after we reset is not too late. We run until 500 posts, barring disaster.

STAY BUMPED!
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>>23885886
Ehhn..Final Fantasy,Harvest Moon (Rune Factory and DS),Animal Crossing,Undertale,...
I haven't played Overwatch but apparently it's really good?
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>>23888235

Yes it is, get it. Get it right now.
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>>23888179
There's still hope!
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>>23887457
I was sleeping!

>>23885875
Not forgetting you, i just came back from studying for finals and it's hot out, so i'm basically a potato. But everything will be daijobu!
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>>23889078

Well stop it =[
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>>23889276
How about a roleplay of you reacting to your pussy being eaten?
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>>23889078
What are your favorite anime's
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Can I request that one of you gorgeously sexy ladies do this script:

http://pastebin.com/LQPpzkMK

It's basically a girl asking/begging for some oral attention and (optionally and improvisationally) getting it. Also, feedback on if the script is any good would be welcomed since it's my first attempt at writing an f4m script.
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>>23889422
You had me at hello there lover, ladies have a read!
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>>23887658
Ah, thank you! It was pretty fun to do.
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Miso reporting!

Miso sings happy birthday (softly) for birthday anon:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hg365Ecmkv

>>23889385
Ehh it's hard to chose one. I am ashamed to say but lately i watch lots of cutesy, light and fun animes like Non Non Biyori, YuruYuri, Wakaba Girls,...one that really made me laugh was Nichijou. Also gonna begin Chuunibyou! And i'm finishing Sakura Card Captor.
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>>23889422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Pv1IXtybh
-Flan
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Hey /fsa/, I'm kinda feeling down. Anybody feel like covering this song? I'd really appreciate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCyjDOlnPU&ab_channel=SelmaBlaine
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>>23889385
Ah and i forgot to say i loved Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki kun. Favourite anime i can remember so far.
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>>23884526
>Stop saying what I like
If you're so easily triggered maybe 4chins isn't for you. Hide his posts if it bootyblasts you so
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>>23884214
>I'm as white as snow
Alabaster girls is my fetish
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>>23884225
>just in a nearby country
Walloon detected
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>>23884554
>Tfw was expecting Navy SEAL pasta
:(
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>>23884788
How are SS's chirbit links still active even when they're over a year old?
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>>23890347
That'd be funny.

Consider this a request.
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>>23887234
Life
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>>23890368
It was funny when Azula did it as a request but with it being more of a surprise I think it would have been 10x better :/
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>>23890359
Because she didn't take them down. Pumpkins is still up too and it's twice as old

>I forgot that summer is a lot like teaching elementary school
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>23890045
Will consider. I just don't think i'm interesting enough since i don't really cater to lewd things and well...i feel like people might think i am boring because of it?

Also I would like to adress an issue:
I got an anonymous call from some guy well...masturbating. Around this morning.
Idk if it has anything to do with any of you/someone lurking but if you are here and read this,...it was super creepy (in case your goal was to scare me, congrats). First of all, what the hell? And secondly..I just want to record silly audios and make people happy with my stupid audios and have fun. Idc if you fap or not, but please refrain from giving me a sample of your experience especially during my study hall)
>mfw
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>>23890483
Just do what you want to do and don't worry so much about what people think. We have tender, funny and silly stuff in the SFW bins, and some of our most legendary performers never went lewd.

And whoever that guy was is an asshole. But more likely someone you already know.
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After crawling through the pastebin to no avail, does anybody know of any records from women with Australian accents?
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>>23890687
Pretty sure DieMond is Aussie.
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>>23889078

no worries, im not some fuccboi who thinks girls just hang out here waiting to fill our requests. my birthday is over though so if you want to do something else that's totally fine! i know you said you're new so if there's something you wanted to work on/get feedback for that works too!
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>>23890687
TrinityX, Krystal, DieMond, Azula--though I usually had to beg her to use her normal voice, Aussie Lily and someone I'm forgetting.
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>>23890701
I did it this afternoon anon! I am Miso
see >>23889609
But if anyone (you included) has requests (especially weeby requests) please go ahead.

>>23890496
F-Fine i'm gonna do it, not because you told me to or anything, baka.
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>>23890753

Good girl, hopefully I can tell who you are when you do. I'm sure I'll be able to.
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>>23890775
Don't you "good girl" me
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>>23890811
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>>23890811

Well certainly not right now! I don't see that post, baaka.
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>>23890483
>>23890753
>>23890885
Wait, maybe I am missing information, or not reading between the lines or something, but are you saying you got a pervy call on Skype, and now someone is pressuring you to post your Skype somewhere else?

Not really by business, but that don't seem right.
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>>23890687
Gimme a sec
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>>23890913

Lol anon, it doesn't look like they are being "pressured" at all. Take your white knighting elsewhere.

>its none of my business but let me be an autist anyways
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>>23890945
And I care about your opinion because? Go back to you chan vocabulary pages and try to cram a few more in there so you can pretend there's a place in the world where you actually fit in. I wasn't asking you. Go do you homework or something.
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>>23890970

OH god, the autism is strong within you isn't it. I forgot, it's summer.

There is a reason you're here white knighting random females that will never give you the time of day, especially when you say cringy shit like "lolitastic". Kill yourself.
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>>23890982
Come up with something original, drone. Think for your fucking self for once in your goddamn life and stop aping people that came before you.
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>>23891021
No u
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>>23889422

http://chirb.it/sqN1dM

<3 ◇
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>>23891021

Honestly your attempts at trying to seem intelligent are adorable if not pathetic. Did you just finish an English course at community college anon? Do you feel smart?

Save yourself the embarrassment and delete your posts. Nobody here thinks you're clever, or funny, or all of the above other than an autist.
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Was going to load up my audio but I will wait until you guys have finished
Cheers for the buzzkill bbl

<3 ◇
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>>23890913
Ah no no, i got a pervy cellphone call. That's it.
Anon was asking for my skype but he has nothing to do with it.

By the by, posted on the skype thread ye baka. Find me.
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>>23891049

Well this thread escalated quickly. Anyways, added you.
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>>23891045
Please do post, didn't think my "announcement" would cause trouble.
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>>23891045
It's better just to ignore it and play through. Don't let the terrorists win.
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>>23891039
Goddamn, do you just copy and paste this shit? I swear I have seen these same decade-old 'insults' a thousand times before. Try harder to be a hip little chanster please. Soooo cool! *swoons*
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>>23891058
K, accepting your request and if you really wish to talk we'll do so tomorrow, i'm going to sleep right now, it's like super late here

Anyway, good night /fsa/, sleep well (not that i care about or anything,bakas)
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>>23891049
Thank you! That was all I was interested in hearing. Cool.
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>>23891106

2/10. Try harder anon, your fedora is showing.
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>>23891111

Arigatou~
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Ok DieMond establishing

Two requests from the previous thread:

Helping Anon
http://chirb.it/4fLNEK

Writing Conference Part 2
http://chirb.it/7kdBP0

Hoping this sounds more "Aussie" lol

<3 ◇
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>>23891147
>Hoping this sounds more "Aussie" lol
Oh it did! Quite well. I'll, um, I'll be going to change and clean up now. I made a mess.

Author's Thanks!
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>>23890687
Did you find what you were looking for?
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>>23891326
I'm still trying to get this done >>23885214
And would be ecstatic if you did it
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>>23891404
Ooh a girl on girl challenge! Maybe later
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RePosting This From The Last Thread

Girl notices guy has been looking at her. She likes him. Turns out she is a sex fiend. She gives him a challenge, edge for her for a week or else wait until she is done with another boy. If he passes, she will date him exclusively.

Shy Guy's Challenge
http://pastebin.com/2cZGmkxL

The sound effects are not required but would be adored.
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Anyone wanna tackle this?
>>23882497
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Can Somebody sing something for me, I find all the dirty Talk cringeworthy.
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>>23891745
I think your request would be more likely to be answered if you didn't passive-aggressively denigrate the other content. Also include a song. That always works better.
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>>23891783
>passive-aggressively denigrate the other content


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9aGBxA3VII
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>>23889609
>TxHU

that was the cutest thing ever! I love your voice!
now i wanna cry cuz i was foreveralone yesterday and the sounded so pretty and and feelings

HELP
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VK Establishing

My Scripts in chronological order with descriptions and sometimes tags.
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS

RECENT WORK

Landlord’s Foot Slave 1: After the Marathon 1/2 By VK
[F4M][FFFM] [Femdom] [footplay][sweaty feet and socks]
http://pastebin.com/edit/kteSetxK
Line 449

"Blackmailed Foot Slave" by VK
[F4M[[Femdom][Footplay][Stockings]
http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
Line 59

Writing Conference Roleplay
[F4M][Teacher/student][Romance][Roleplay][Creampie]
http://pastebin.com/fPaLjzFs
A sequel to"Now I Can Tell You" Where T/s partners roleplay his version of the fantasy

Roleplay Preview
[F4M][MF][Rough-Sex][Role-Play][Kidnap][Rape][Even though it’s her idea] [B/d][S/m][nosex]
She sends him a pic and sets them up for their extremely rough role-play scene, explaining it in detail
http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
Line 202

Hypno-Cream by VK (2 parts)
[F4M] [Rape] [Hypno] [Abduction][Age-Implies][Mf]
She has some strangely-flavored ice cream and then....ends up in the van.
http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
Line 196

Now I Can Tell You
[F4M][Teacher/student][Romance][Fantasy]
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 1160
Years after the experience former student talks about her fantasy about her teacher-lover

50 Shades of Rescue" by VK (fuck the 50 shades collection)
After being rescued from her abusive boyfriend by a former teacher she expresses her thanks and indulges her curiosity
[T/s][D/s][drama][romantic][creampie][fuck the 5o shades][long exposition]
http://pastebin.com/VmcE2JPZ (Large)

"Semen Demon" A memey cum-hungry demon girl visits the anon who summoned her.
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
Line 193 (2 parts)

"Initiative"
A good gynoid does research to prepare to satisfy her owner's particular kinks
http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
Line 166

NOTE: If you prefer to improv based on the ideas in my scripts, using them for reference, then please do so If the idea appeals to you but the execution is not to your taste, go for it.
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>>23890443
>Calling me summer
Go fuck yourself cunt
The older a recording is the more likely they get deleted and no longer work on chirbit, though it's nowhere near as prevelant as vocaroo it does happen
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>>23891147
damn, you have a very nice voice and microphone
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The Secret Power of Yoga Pants by VK
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>>23892696
Jodie's Second Intake by VK #Fuckthe50shades Collection
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>>23890705
>someone I'm forgetting.
Hellcat!
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Just a recording of a girl saying

>Oh yes, big brother, stick your whole foot up my butt
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>>23891326
>http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
Yeah, thanks chief. I can't find a thing from Aussie Lilly but the other stuff works.
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Summer Maintenance tasks for FSA

Update and cull the links for performers in the main bin.

Fix the new girl questions. After 4 years, we should not still have two #14s

Make or find new thread panel images

Explore archive options for whatever that's worth.

Solicit new challenges of all types.

Anything else I come up with. Volunteers?
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>>23891889
Ah i am glad you liked it!! I'm happy my first real request was fine.
You're never truly alone.
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>>23891440
You like that kind of action? You will either love or hate what I'm working on.

STAY BUMPED
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requesting scottish or irish girls doing anything lewd or flirty
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>>23893114
How do you think you'd do with some improv?
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>>23893290
Challenge implying I haven't done it before,

Anywho here it is:
http://chirb.it/eEIMb2

Annnnd the one written by Sera:
http://chirb.it/EwdNJ1

That's me done for the week recording wise. Any and all requests are welcome in the meantime, as always.

<3 ◇
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>>23893364
Ehh I never did iy before so i don't think i would do that great but depends of the subject i guess?
Also good morning /fsa/! Let's do our best again today
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>>23891745
I would be totally ok to sing if i'm able to sing the song in question, but people denigrating other people's content are a big pet peeve of mine so... Lewd or not, everyone here and on /msa/ put their heart into doing these audios and make other anons happy with it. And if you find lewd cringy then...just don't listen to lewd audios?
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>>23891036
>>23889720
Thank you both of you, those were brilliant.
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>>23893730
I was thinking about a bit of romance, of you'd be up for it.
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>>23893975
Ah, why not i guess? Just be more precise and i could still try
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>>23890687
>>23890705
Did someone say Australian?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07FlMvMpTN6

Back to being RIP!
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>>23893518
More implying what I'm doing may seem crass and strange even in this milieu.
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>>23893996
Maybe just something as simple as nervously confessing your love to someone
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I'm kind of wanting a girl to talk about double penetration experiences or desires.

Really, I just like the idea of girls going crazy for being double stuffed. Pussy and ass are most fun, spitroasting is fine too.

Any of you lovely ladies harboring DP Fantasies?
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>>23895156
I can do that i guess!
>is it ok if i do it tsundere-ly?
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>>23895202
Sure! I love a good tsundere.
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Training A Footfag Part 3 Sweet Treat by VK
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>>23895202

Who said you could log off? BAKA.
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>>23895515
A. Keep your Skype business on Skype FFS
B. Most performers prefer to not have skype notifications going off when they record. Listeners prefer it too, since it distracts from the dream.
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>>23891483
Bumping this
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Some requests are just so whack, that I can't wrap my head around them. Bride cheating with best man on wedding night was one of those. It took months for me to combine alcoholism and horniness the right way to make it vaguely plausible.
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>>23891745
Hello Anon

I recorded a song for you!
http://chirb.it/tq0DMq

I am not great with singing but your request was so different from our usual ones that I felt inspired to try.

<3 ◇
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Miso confess her love for anon:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mQFAeG89Er

(I did it, my first impro! Really tried my best, hope you guys enjoy it. Again, sorry if i mispronounce something since english is not my mother language. Aaaand also there is an anime ost in the background that you might hear because i left my playlist open. Bleh.)

>>23895156
Hope you'll enjoy it ^^^^
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>>23890347
Honestly I've never liked that copypasta very much, but okay.

Did you know someone annotated this on genius?

http://chirb.it/v3JIcF

>>23884569
Okay... here's a loving mommy blowjob, just for anyone who's had a bad day!
http://chirb.it/Pc3GzG
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>>23896486
Awww thanks, that was pretty cute! (And the OST actually went with the recording really really well. Added feeling to it.)
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>>23896494
There is one written just for FSA, though. In "Shenanigans, I think" Unless I added it to the collection in "Funny to Psycho" A Dutch version is still in collected.
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>>23896597
SEAL Post FSA Version

What the fuck did you just fucking request from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kama Sutra, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed schlicks. I am trained in sexual warfare and I’m the top schlicker in the entire FSA armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with sexiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with requesting that shit from me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of women across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking cumming, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you orgasm you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in seduction techniques, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FSA archives and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” request was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will schlick fury all over you and you will drown in cum. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>23895303
This is cute! Lifesavers!!!
http://chirb.it/AMnPKd

>>23886129
http://chirb.it/1kcfNB
I'm ovulating right now, and this turned into begging for cum/impregnation. Hope you like it, daddy!

>>23896597
http://chirb.it/GOe2qN
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>>23896710
I don't think that schlick worked. Here.
http://chirb.it/n77myI
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>>23896729
>http://chirb.it/n77myI
Yes, this shlick was more furious! Thanks!
>I assume you will do >>23892703
too, her name is only mentioned in the title. And hashtag forever!
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>>23896349
Nice but didn't your mama told ya to not spit into the mic?!
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Can someone say

"You're nothing but a worthless cuck, Anon. You're nothing but a pet, now get on all fours. You've been a bad boy and deserve a good whipping, you sad, pathetic, little shit".
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>>23896861
http://chirb.it/rpdGsc
These types of requests always make me smile.
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>>23893518
This made me diamonds, DieMond! You are the world! You should look into more of Sera's stuff. Find her on the author's post>>23882924
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>>23896914
I'm going to use this link the next time someone makes a cuck request.
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>>23896914
Any chance you could do this?
>>23885200
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>>23896494
Thank you Zantosa. You're a goddess.
HGN
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Zantosa, since you seem to be on a roll, could I request you turn your voice box to the script I posted earlier in the thread (>>23889422)?
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>>23896914
Trust me, this made me smile too lol

Thanks, that was hot
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>>23896797
Would FURIOUS SCHLICK be a good band name or not?
>>23892703
>>23892703
http://chirb.it/46pBvv

A few years ago on one of those websites, maybe collarme? I ended up talking to this guy who was in Ireland who I just recently found out went on to murder his sub and who tried to get in touch with a suicidal girl in america to murder her as well. He seemed so nice and down to earth. He was a huge fan of 50 shades as well.

Then again I'm a huge fan of BDSM fanfiction, so bad taste =/= murder.

>>23896956
Thanks!

>>23896999
That one was really cute! So no problem.

>>23897031
<3 Glad you liked it.
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>>23897053
>http://chirb.it/46pBvv
It's a fine name, but might set up unreasonable expectations for the stage show.

The English Alliance has been shattered, so the American Group has become the leader, but they can't control things in the UK and EU as well. They've instituted many changes to keep things safer, legal and non-abusive. Master Bley enjoyed his interview with Jodie, and he Blowjob was excellent, but her interview revealed a deeper need for body modification and extreme humiliation, so he set up interviews with three different houses that suited her more.
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>>23897021
So the "real" script is here.
http://chirb.it/4wtqHv
And here, on vocaroo for a limited time, is the meowbomb version.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NRQlBPQ3Vu


>>23897095
I know what you just said there, but I still think it sounds like Princess Irulan should be reading it for the opening of a video game.
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>>23897139
>rincess Irulan should be reading it for the opening of a video game.

But what kind of game would it be? What would the player's goal be?
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>>23897158
Wait, I know! Set up a house, gather slaves, satisfy your kinks but do it safely, legally and non-abusively. Try to be a good enough house to be accepted by the Alliance. If you are you can participate in the big parties ,and join hunter-killer groups hunting down bad domms and murdering slaves.
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>>23897158
Started rambling about this, then this post >>23897178
was made at end of the ramble. Your game is still one I would play.

Someone kickstart this shit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bCrVlHWPgN
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>>23897217
A Dune freak who doesn't like the worms? I made a worm cake once after we saw the movies. (You use a bundt cake pan and make an s, hollow out the front and do a grainy icing)

There would also be waves of Zombie-like 50 Shades fans to shoot at.
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>>23896986
>>23885200
Okay... Hope this wasn't too weird.
Had a lot of fun doing it.
http://chirb.it/PHwL3O

>>23897335
I like the worms, I just don't want to have sex with anything nonsapient that can burrow into my skin.

Although, we could include them and make them intelligent, then there are tentacles.

I'm gonna try that worm cake now! And yes on the 50 shades fan minigame.
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>>23896914
Sigh

Guess there is no pleasing everyone... ;P
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>>23897407
What do you mean by that?
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>>23897353
Thanks! The frustration is weirdly satisfying, and it's better when other people add to it. I could unlock myself more regularly, but I want to try cumming from anal while locked at some point. Any advice?
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Rather difficult song request time

http://youtu.be/PNA7DcVppEs
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>>23897353
>I'm gonna try that worm cake now!
Black sprinkles weren't long enough for creating the effect I wanted. But they did vary the skin some. I did some work on the icing. I was more artsy in the day. And for the icing, I think we bought a pre-made chocolate one and I mixed something in it. Green sprinkles, ground sugar, I don't remember.
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>>23896710
>>23896729
daddy and impreg begging?

I fucking love you.
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>>23897139
Both of those versions were wonderful zan, your improvs were especially good, and your cat's sense of timing was perfect :P
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STAY BUMPED

FEATURED LINKS? Uh Oh.

Yeah, that thing that's like an eight step process and I'm on step 1.
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>>23898529
Featured links are worthwhile though. It's hard to scroll back over the hundreds of posts I've missed, so it's much appreciated!
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>>23897583
Can you cum from anal while not locked? I guess it depends on your body and how it works, plus how mentally stimulated and pent up you are. Sounds like a fun experiment, though.

>>23897924
Nice. I have a big enough kitchen that I can cook more now, but... having to share means in reality I've mostly been eating salads and other stuff I don't need to cook. But I totally should, it would make me feel more at home. Thanks for the tips!


>>23898105
I love you too!

Okay... One more. Can't sleep.

Someone complained to me that I haven't done anything really fucked up in a little while.


The Cleaners by Horrible Mann
ageplay, gangrape, yandere girlfriend, snuff
http://chirb.it/nkEwwP

Daughter Won't Eat Her Broccoli
Daddy/daughter, incest, age, rape, scat, watersports
http://chirb.it/N1OFHq
>>23898401
My cat is perfect in general. As all cats are.
Glad you liked it. I should get more improv practice.

Glad hysterical laughter didn't ruin anyone's good time.
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Good morning /fsa/!
Miso here, decided to sing the senpai song because a friend of mine asked for it and i thought i would share:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PAI4uHZuru

>>23896516
Ahh i am happy it pleased you! It was an emotional OST ironically
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>>23898906
You are my favorite <3
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>>23898906
Gawd, I love you Z!
Thanks for doing that evil fucked up script - and cumming to it!
HM
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>>23898906
Haven't managed to yet, but after a week of stimulation and denial, who knows.
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>>23898906
You are fucking awesome! <3
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>>23898906
Be sure to post a pic of the worm cake! I'm still looking for the old pics of mine.

What lovely gifts insomnia brings us!
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>>23899161
Um... thanks.

>>23899274
That one was sitting in my open pastebins forever, I knew from the title it would involve snuff but never got around to looking it over... I wish I'd seen it sooner it was so good! It had that impending doom vibe and the villain monologue thing I like and all kinds of really fucked up filthy stuff! Plus, one of my top fantasies is "Crime spree with my significant other." Thanks for posting it, it was a blast.

>>23899663
A whole week? Wow. Poor thing. Good luck!

>>23899859
Thanks! <3 You, too.

>>23900312
I think FSA is usually the first to know these days when I accidentally stay up all night.
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>>23891483

Would love to hear one of the new voices try this script out, thanks in advance
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>>23882308
Thread 312
No.23827152 05/24/16(Tue)14:17--06/05/16(Sun)02:32

80 Recordings, 22 performers, 132 posters,over 11 days. Many new people started, Siren stopped in, A mystery was partially solved. And summer 2016 began.
*indicates an archive post. Recorder in chart was not truly in the thread.


SCRIPTS (NSFW)
A new anon tried a domme script to rave reviews
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmxwzQUaON

Harley does "Lesbian Cock-Slave"
http://chirb.it/2La2K9

Eve doing "Drunk Lesbian Slave" (line 606)
http://chirb.it/29B6Ed

Zantosa does "Bad Girl, part II" by Apocalyptore Yandere, Stabbing, Bondage
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QIfOw7SNwO

Zantosa does a three part schizophrenic themed script where I pretended to be a voice in your head urging you to do deviant things.

http://chirb.it/zxw49A
http://chirb.it/gzbbNh
http://chirb.it/qOBBpe

Zantosa does "Beat Me Up, Daddy"
http://chirb.it/FJgzbn

Zantosa does VK's "Simulant Demonstration"
http://chirb.it/HII9xL

Honey does "Roadside Girl"
http://chirb.it/b64I82

Blush does some of VK's captions
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Submissive-caption-by-VK
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Exhib-Tease-caption-by-VK

Blush does "A Story from a Ghost Girl" by That Guy
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/A-Story-from-a-Ghost-Girl-by-That-Guy

Blush does "Good Boy" by anon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Good-Boy-by-anon

Blush does "Just a Taste" by Vilmon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Just-a-Taste-by-Vilmon

Blush does "Dirty Talk" by Droid
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Dirty-Talk-by-Droid

Blush does "Make Me Yours" by anon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Make-Me-Yours-by-anon

Blush does Femdom Lesbian JOI
http://chirb.it/nn226M

Zantosa does "Daddy's Blowjob"
http://chirb.it/8GrF29

Zantosa does VK's "Little Sister Obeys" Caption
http://chirb.it/3gPHrO

Zantosa does "Weekend Petplay"
http://chirb.it/cpLkN1

Nico loves Ice Cream
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QGS23gc6NQ
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>>23901053
Zantosa does "Welcome Home, Daddy!" [DDlg][cock worship]
http://chirb.it/Kd5AyI

DieMond does the "Phone Sex Operators Guide Challenge"
http://chirb.it/gIaxBv

DieMond does "Roadside Girl" as requested by Helion:
http://chirb.it/vksr0I

DieMond does "The Seductive Thread Bump"
http://chirb.it/b6vvtO

Dolan/Lolichan doing "Loli Bathroom Molestation"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0394WSR99n9

Zantosa does "Houseplants of Gor"
http://chirb.it/1a1p45

Anon tells an incest story
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ro5Rm6gMJn

Zantosa does "You don't need me in your life"
http://chirb.it/GvM3H2

Nico does the "Minimal Computer Message Challenge"
http://chirb.it/HBa9Hy

Flan loves ice cream
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yn3GJcsqS0

Flan tells you why you are a lolicon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ILOlKJZkmd

Flan does the Bathroom Molestation Loli Script.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12LzG6pAKnl

Flan does a script
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WgnjV5aqoi

AnnoyingCat does "Anticipation"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f8EkK0L3cT

SCRIPTS AND THINGS (SFW)

Moose Presents: SFW Storytime "Snow White"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F8l1wznhKq

Honey does some comfort to de-stress you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0zdpbj9J8

Zantosa does some random cheerful babble to make things easier
http://chirb.it/e33126

Anonymous does a poetry BUMP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ck3nmM265f

Zantosa improvs some sweet talk. "I Never Want This Moment to End"
http://chirb.it/J3HpJf

Honey reassures anon that everything is all right
http://chirb.it/I0cD5q

Zantosa does a Tila Tequila tweet.
http://chirb.it/q1pF1I

AnnoyingCat does a literary BUMP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HDlrZxvrwS

AnnoyingCat speaks her mind and it is great sweet talk.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wQFMQxwUf
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>>23901057
SHLICKING/FAPPING/RECORDED SEX, ETC...

Blush does a whimper imrov fap
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Whimper-improv

Mouse does a recording that "Starts off arousal challenge, turns into me shlicking on mic to... Tentacle egg mindbreak breeder fantasies?" REPOST
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KzPWakFRP2


CHALLENGES AND NEW GIRL STUFF
Mittens does a makeup ramble
http://chirb.it/LH57yt

Mittens does a quick/stupid ramble
http://chirb.it/2bb3B4

--Gemini talks about her first lesbian kiss
http://chirb.it/M8pkcf

Zantosa enjoys the RPG sourcebook for Clanbook Tzimisce
http://chirb.it/nsgcxq

Blush loves Eve
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sItNJv1EMB

Blush goes through her panty drawer for us.
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Panties-ramble

AnnoyingCat does Questions for New Girls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6rDGeoTPT

Pupper introduces herself
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KviuY2tbsa

Juci does a pee request
http://chirb.it/P71K9D

Kiri starts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dHB9GqJs3t

Anon recorded something short and needed to show it to the world
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e6yzhGqnUK

Nico does Questions for New Girls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UOBGZdSOGu

I don't know what this is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BWRNR73Ekr

Zantosa does some cel phone messages.
Email-
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NbICRTlgmi
Text
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HyHi0r19od

Krystal and Hellcat ramble
http://chirb.it/KPd2cK

Zantosa does the minimal computer message challenge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T3y5i5hRfY

AnnoyingCat rambles about guilty pleasures
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yVbQhZIy4u

New girl coming through!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GA8915s0IM
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>>23901066
IMPROVS

Harley makes a lesbian cheating improv "My Neighbors Wife"
http://chirb.it/50zk21

Aliena does "Let me massage away your stress, beautiful"[lesbian][GFE][massage]
http://chirb.it/v7mhds

Honeybun offers us some inter-species space lesbian feels
http://chirb.it/DyB2On

Zantosa does a Tsundere improv
http://chirb.it/O30M75

Zantosa does "Thinking of Men and Little Girls" Ageplay, JOI, Etc.
http://chirb.it/IIzMnN

Zantosa does some Tsundere Moaning
http://chirb.it/OebBgt

Blush does some assertive coming-on to another girl
http://chirb.it/O23sPk

Babble doe a Sounding JOI
http://chirb.it/10Mzhv

Juci does the slut shame improv.
http://chirb.it/t5wkvM

Blush does "Moan Fetish Exploitation JOI"
https://soundgasm.net/u/Blush-/Moaning-Fetish-Exploitation-JOI

Zantosa takes care of a bratty lesbian sub in two ways
http://chirb.it/29mKGx
Nice
http://chirb.it/fgekeE

Eve does a naked kissing cuddles improv
http://chirb.it/e7fnEg

Nico tries to calm you after a long day
http://chirb.it/B8pv6s

Eve talks about how her pussy was when she was a little girl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hBKLagXmgD

Flan humilates a gentlman of African extraction
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DO34YiMmJL


MUSIC & SINGING

None this thread. : (
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Request for Honeybun!

Glad to see you back in action, thank you for the mention of me posting about how I missed your fap recordings! How do you feel about anal though? I was curious if you could do another fap sometime involving some prodding, toying or fingering of the rear. If not, no worries! I look forward to more of your work.
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>>23900312
Zan, is there any chance you could do this script? It's a long yandere/soft fdom script.
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>>23901635
>tfw im retarded
http://pastebin.com/WQFXv3bH
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>>23901645
You might be, since I'm not Zantosa.
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She's a Surprise by VK

Obviously, you shouldn't do the name here. Just put your own where "Cheyenne" or find a way to use "Cheyenne as an adjective. I just like the way the dialogue turned out.
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21 hours since our last new recording. BUMP
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>>23901053
>A mystery was partially solved
What mystery might that be?
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>>23902911
>Dolan/Lolichan doing "Loli Bathroom Molestation"
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0394WSR99n9

We know that Lolichan did the recording in questions which was also identified by Dolan in the past.
But we still don't know who Dolan really is/was. I believe it was more than one person, though one of them was apparently lolichan.
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>>23902932
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but if your internet connection is dynamic, the router continually switches on and off then your ID changes every time you post. If you recorded something that isn't noted, it's because I couldn't ID it. Sorry.
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Miso sings the senpai song:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PAI4uHZuru

Good morning /fsa/!
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>>23902948
Ahh that should be it. My ID tend to change... It's ok!
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>>23902971
If that's true you have to do what Babble, DieMond and others know to do and sign every post, or at least every post with a recording.
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>>23902982
Ok then no probs. Sorry for the inconvenience there
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>>23902991
>>23902982
That's sort of one of the advantages to chirbit, although I can understand the value of Vocaroo being fleeting.
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>>23903001
Yeah, chirbit all I have to do is load the file and I get the performer. Vocaroo, I have to listen and when there are 4 new people at once, it's safer to call them anon. We get at least two truly anon contributions every thread anyway.
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STAY BUMPED!

Now that the links are done, maybe I'll be able to write more
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>>23903001
>>23903022
I see, i will make a Chirbit account to make it easier then.
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Still looking for any of you girls to ramble about your butt/ butthole. I have a huge fetish for that kind of stuff. :/

I suppose I could also write a script but I kind of prefer improv .
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>>23901075
oh god this thread panel.
Remember the pink one with the papyrus text? oh god. Dear VK, please never make thread panels again tybb.
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Bump from 7th
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34 hours since our last new recording.
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“she fuck old mens” was the request. Response by VK

<Kissing>“You’re not old! I don’t think so.<Kissing> I think you’re the perfect age. Mmmmm… And I don’t see things the same way as everyone else does anyway. Yes, maybe I do have an old soul, but a very young <kiss> and hungry <kiss> body that I want to press up against you. I want your arms around me, I want to keep feeling your lips on mine. <kissing> want someone who knows what they are doing to make love to me. Ooh! Yeah, keep kssing my neck! I am being serious about that.. I’m seriously done with boys my age. They don’t have any respect for women, and the things they want out of sex is ridiculous. Just undo my top so you can get more of my neck and shoulders….<moan> They grew up watching so much porn on video that they think that’s the way to have sex.<Moaning> I’ll do whatever you want of course, but please don’t waste your cum on my face. I want to drink every drop. Yes, I don’t care who sees us! I want you to unwrap this present. Do you like my tits? See how the nipples stand up for you. No, it’s too warm here for that to be happening; It’s what always happens when I’m around you. My nipples harden, my skin flushes and my pussy gets wet. Would you like to check? Mmmmmm...Let me get rid of this skirt. You still don’t feel old do you? Good. I’m going to make you feel so good, and be so happy, you won’t believe it Take me now, lover!.” Oh, god, your mouth on my pussy is amazing? Do I taste OK? <intense moaning 5 sec.> Please, please, please, put your cock in me! <Loud Moan> Oh yeah…so good….<more moaning, 3-5 sec.> You’re filling me up! So good, sooooooo good! I’m so close now! That’s what you do to me. Really? Can you cum in me? Fill me with your creamy….white! <improvise to monster orgasm> Yeah! Yeah! Fill me up! Ohhhhhh<moaning merges into laughing. I told you you weren’t too old! <Kiss>
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BUMP and saute
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I Summon...Abby Kadabra, AG3, Ai, Alba, Alexa, Alexis, Aliena, AnnoyingCat,Apple, Almond,Angel, Angelica, Alice, Aqueos, Athena, Aus, Autumn, Azzie, Azure, Ariel, Aria, Airy , Acrylic, Aussie Lily, Azula, Babby, Babs, Babble, Baja, Batgirl, Bea,beecharmer, Belle, Bandage, BarbieDahl, Bits ,Boohoo, Bonaroba, Blanco, Blerk, Blush, Blue, Bumblebee, BunnyChan, Braunbar, BrightNShinyCapn, Bunny, Carmdaddy, Cascade, Chandra, Cherrie, Cola,Consonance, Crow Cry, Clementine, Clara, Crumpet, Cutiegirl6, DieMond, Digit, Dolan, Doll, Dream, Ellie, Emmie, Eve, Eva, Effy, Eludere, Elly, Esper, Franki, Fauna, Fay, Fazermint, Fiddle, Flan, Flower, Freya, FSABlondie, Fuckin' Classy, ~Gemini, --Gemini, Glass Cat, GoGo, Gumdrop, Gummi, Gweesp, Halfadane, Hatter, Harley, Hawkward, Hazel, Heart, Ice & Fire, Honeybun, idkanona, Iris, Ilsa, Insect Girl, Jammer-Lammy, Jaybird, Jill, Jojo, Juci, Jupx, Kanna, Kantaloupe, Kaya or Kaia , Kinky-Chan, Kite, Kira, Kiri Kita, Krystal, Lace, Lie, Lila ,Lily, Littlelolita, Lola, Lolichan, Lucrezia, Lady Miss Loon, Lamb, Megynoid, Mara, Mia, Milkcan, Mira, Mirage, Mittens, Moonshine, Mineo, Minxy, Ms. Bloom, MizSpecific, Meep, Melvie, Miso, Moonshine, Moose, Morgan, Mouse, Murs, Near, Neighbor, Nico, Nini, Noire, Nurse, Nyx, Occam's Razor Band Vocalist, Oodle, Orky, Ovri, Owlface, ONA, Peachbun, Picky Brit Girl, Piper, Pillsbury, Pocket, Pomme, Pumpkin, Princess, Princess Meow, Pupper, Ragdoll, Ratten, Reason, Rhona Reverb, Riley, RoMio, RoRo, Roo, Rose or Secondhand Rose, Roxanne, Royerboat, Ruby Gloom, Ruby Red, Saria, Scar, Scone, Scotsanon, Siren,Sleeptalker, Snow, Sparrow, Spaz, Spooky, Spooky Bear, Sona, Shiny, Slothie, , Silver, Spliffy, Stella, Stellar, Stoney, Strawberry,Suki, Sunny,sweetnothingsxx, Swirlgirl, Tadpole, Tarte, Tess, Thorabora ,Tiara, Turtle, Trinity, Verona, Violet, Villi, Vitiglio, Vox, Vul-Chan, Widget, Whisper, Whisperyanon, Yupperdedo, Yupina, Zaftik, Zantosa, Zealot, Zee,
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>>23896486
>>23902953
awww you sound so cute
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“The Night We Explored” by VK
[MFF][ MF][Female Cuckold][Mild Domme][Polyamory][Beginnings]

A lesbian couple decides to help a close friend by being more realistic lesbian porn for him. All three people will learn something new about themselves and never forget the night they explored each other.

http://pastebin.com/9a2JV8kF
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The Goddess of War Omnibus:

Herald of the Goddess
(Very Short, in which the Goddess proclaims the beginning of her crusade)
http://pastebin.com/47d1btKj

Pleasing the Goddess
(Short,in which the Goddess muses about men's desire to die by her hand)
http://pastebin.com/vuRnqJ35

In the Beginning
(Long, in which the Goddess recounts the first time she slew an army)
http://pastebin.com/9WDMvuZB

Thoughts on men
(Short, in which the Goddess expresses her love for her victims)
http://pastebin.com/6qZ2VFam

The Last Man
(Medium, wherein the Goddess toys with the last man in the world.)
http://pastebin.com/kmspNVwQ

Torture
(Long, wherein the Goddess tortures numerous men to death)
http://pastebin.com/HMGEqma7

Goddess of War and Death
(Long, wherein the Goddess butchers a camp of men)
http://pastebin.com/g4WkYt7Z

Goddess Exultant
(Short, the Goddess exults in her own glory)
http://pastebin.com/DYbiWpxV

Fear The Goddess
(Short, the Goddess toying with an army before battle)
http://pastebin.com/wt4CJLTC

The Intervention
(Medium, the Goddess intervenes in a battle to claim her prizes)
http://pastebin.com/rjLrUrLj

The Original
http://pastebin.com/TmZR7bfq (Long, in which our heroine recounts felling an army of millions)

Meditations
(Long, in which the Goddess ponders her feelings towards men while massacring them.)
http://pastebin.com/QDaSZM6X


A different take on the Temple Girl theme, with a rather mean acolyte mocking a grievously wounded man as opposed to giving him sexual healing. http://pastebin.com/CXSXRc1d
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SWEET TALK SAMPLER

Custom Bedtime Sweet Nothings Edited by VK

Hey, come to bed. Come on, you can finish reading that later. We've been working and shopping all day and I'm tired and you shouldn't finish that crossword puzzle anyway so we can do it together in the morning. I want you to snuggle me as I sleep, and we can finish everything tomorrow. Don't worry. We'll go to sleep right now and take a nice hot shower together in the morning before we get everything done. I promise. Now, come here.Mmmmmmm... That's good. Now, wrap your arms around me. Mmmm, you're so warm! And you smell nice. [Gasp] Hey, no tickling! Silly guy! If you want to do some touching, why don't you give me a kiss? Oh, I love you too. Good night, sweetie.

=========================================================================
Going for a Romantic Walk by Maine

Honey, I want to take a walk with you hand in hand across the sunflower fields in the back of our house. I put on the dress you like the most: the one with the floral pattern. You remember? I'm also wearing the sandals you got me in Italy. They still fit. Let the sun and the color embrace us. And let's find the tree; the one we first kissed under. And where we had our first fight when I wouldn't let you carve our names.

========================================================================

You have way too low self-esteem!
Look into my eyes:
I Iove you just the way you are.
Do you believe me yet?ve our initials into it.
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Is this it? Is this the end?

Ce la guerre.

STAY BUMPED!

<This is 313 and I think I lost my last fuck at about 146.
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Noob question: how do I rip audios from chirbit?
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>>23906933
Does bumping with scripts help?
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>>23906572
Custom bedtime sweet nothings

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zEjMujJZyx

just woke up from a nap so I'm still half asleep, hehe

-AnnoyingCat
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>>23906964
You don't... I don't think it works anymore.

>>23907102
Sometimes.


I hate summer, the sleepy insomnia ramble
http://chirb.it/I9zdeC
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>>23901053
Wew lad
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>>23897444
I think I meant to reply to the guy who told me off for spitting in my mike.
Last time I try using a laptop instead of my trusty mobile, my bad :'(
<3 DieMond
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>>23908043
Ah mic problems... Tbh, it's probably more a question of where the mic is relative to your mouth than anything else. The phone's likely been specifically disigned to predictably hold the microphone in the right place so you don't get those sorts of things, meanwhile, the laptop you're going to have to experiment with the right position to put the thing.

/pedantry
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>>23907503
>http://chirb.it/I9zdeC
>tfw you live in the hottest state in the union
it was fucking 118 f
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Hey guys, Turtle here c:

Okay so, I'll be honest, I'm high right now and I really want to get to know my audience! Talk about anything, I can apologize and explain why I'm being so sporadic at the moment, and have fun!

If you'd like to talk feel free to add me on skype: Turtle.mcturtle1

Have a lovely day! ~Turtle~
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>>23908506
Payton? from Montreal?
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>>23896606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1quLivH8U2a

Never tried this before figured I'd do something fun to start but I'd be willing to take requests ^^
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>>23908650
I'm Charlie, btw
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>>23907102
>http://chirb.it/I9zdeC
It looks better than 24 hours of BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP. I prefer to bump in context, and Q.E.D.>>23907455

>>23907455
Thanks for waking up with us A-Cat

>>23907503
90 and 90% humid today. Blech!

>>23908043
I don't remember that, but it sounds like a pop filter issue and we cover that in the FAQ

>>23908506
Added

>>23908650
Welcome, Charlie! There is a ton of new stuff right on the thread and some of it I wrote. >>23892204
>>23892696
>>23896304
>>23902112
>>23904433
>>23905910
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I wrote a brother/sister script. It's my first one so I don't know if it's good or bad, or what makes a script difficult to perform, so feedback on it is welcome. Any femanon can read it, I don't have a preference for this one.

http://pastebin.com/CwPExcKH
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>>23908730
>I'm so hungry. Will you please feed me tonight?

You should end a script on a high note, not a sad note.
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>>23907503
That gif is adorable.
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>>23906964
Recorders can set audios as downloadable if they WANT them to be downloaded, please respect a recorder's right to not have content downloaded.
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>>23908377
Poor anon! You must be a total badass to live in those conditions but you should still take care, okay?

>>23908692
>>>>90% Humdity
Ick. Ick ick ick. Peel my skin off.

>>23908866
Yeah sort of agree. The default for chirbit is not to have it be downloadable so you could ask whoever made whatever you recording it is if they will change it, but some people want the ability to delete their stuff if they are ever being stalked or if a relationship or career concern ever happens. Personally I've thought about making my stuff downloadable but then I realized I don't know how I feel about someone potentially doing things with the recordings other than masturbating with them.

>>23908807
Yep. I love that the bunny has clearly been through kitten biting before and is like "Fine..." Forget where I got it.
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>>23908974
> I don't know how I feel about someone potentially doing things with the recordings other than masturbating with them.

Never going to hear that again.
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>>23908377
Come back when you have a neigh almost 100% humidity then you can talk about hot
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>>23908692
no prob! :D it was nice waking up with you guys!
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bark like a dog
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BUMP and test
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This is hot
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>>23908692
Think it's more because I blew a raspberry at the end of the recording lol
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>>23909026
Yeah maybe not. The point still stands.

>>23909737
Take care, swamp anon.
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>>23910926
Yeah, right back atcha! But pop noise is usually nasal exhalation blowing over your mic, when you exhale.
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Have a script.
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>>23911321
fug
http://pastebin.com/0vtBCENZ
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>>23911321
Were you so interested in that image that you dropped your pastebin link??
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>>23911332
I do like that picture, but it's just a case of general ineptitude.
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STAY BUMPED!

And could we, pretty please with sugar and stuff on top, have more fresh audio content FFS!
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Can anyone do a hands free cum thing? Like, a sort of JOI but without hands? I've been trying to do that for a while now and I'm looking for something new.
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>>23891483

another bump
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>>23901645
>>23901635
Hey... Here you go!

Blackmailed by "Big Sis"
http://chirb.it/gche4w

Where the heck is everybody else, anyway?
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bark like a dog
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>>23905810
Thank you so much anon haha

-Miso-
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Ok, open request, can one of you ladies cast your eye over this old script and record it please (if you haven't already).

http://pastebin.com/7JxZPayu
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>>23912051
You keep asking...
Here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DzpGI1b2EE
We used to own a beagle.
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>>23912130
you just made my day you beautiful bitch
time to fap
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>>23912022
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Requesting, in an annoyed voice "It's a good thing you're cute."
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>>23912973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CmzHWSa7ky
There you go
-Miso-
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>>23912743
You're welcome.

>>23912138
Um... thanks.

>>23912973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYQB3hLCV2

My router hates me this morning.

Enjoy your day everyone, see you this evening!
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>>23913087
>>23913182
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BUMP and run
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A Sweet Caption for a change
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anyone got some yandere or tsundere scripts
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>>23914786
I'm old and not a weeb, so I never classified things that way. But I think Funny to Psycho is the bin where that stuff lives.
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>>23914786
heyo
http://pastebin.com/GfKtjELZ
http://pastebin.com/XRUD6nJi
http://pastebin.com/CdVfp8EE
http://pastebin.com/J9tsLFX9
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>>23882308
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xlEwkNCDch
First time doing this hah it's fun!
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>>23915255
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xlEwkNCDch
Wow. Um.. that was like sudden boner time!

I'm so glad you had fun! Please continue to.
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>>23915255
I'm glad you did, you have a very nice voice, I would be happy to listen to more of it. What made you wanna try doing it now if you don't mind the question?
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Are there any recordings or scripts relating to naughty religious stuff? Or anything religious?
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>>23915946
O Phallus Prayer

O mighty Phallus, who art in heaven's image designed, hallowed by thy glans. Thy shaft be hard. Thy nature vigorous. Giveth unto me the forcefulness of thy love most hot.
Take unto me thyself, so that I may feel thee wholly and with most rapturous ecstasy. Pour into mine soul the glorious glory of thy will, just as thy will be done on mine bosom, as thy will dictate.
I give unto thee mine most ardent affection and submission, so that thy work can be done through me just as thy work is done in me.
I pray thee maintain thy vigor ever when I dost need thee most heartily.
May thy shaft never soften. May thy will be unending. May thee be ever true and proud and erect.
This I pray, O mighty Phallus.
Amen.
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>>23915984
I meant more like, some religious girl getting naughty or having sex, like going against her religion. Stuff like that.
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>>23901481
I'm totally game to do butt stuff. I actually love anal, and taking it up the ass makes me cum SUPER quick.
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Tay-Tay Relaxes her Favorite Way by VK
>don't judge me. This just happened.
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Let's hope so (pic related)

STAY BUMPED!
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MITTENS HERE WITH A DRUNK AS FRCK RAMBLE

http://chirb.it/AqgI5J
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>>23910945
why must you be so cruel?
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>>23908974
you get used to it and learn some very interesting things about heat
>>23909737
baby I've been in VA when it was 101 and 95% h
shit was like fucking soup
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>>23916509
http://chirb.it/4AkOHL
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>>23906462
Fear the Goddess

http://chirb.it/MtJdaN
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Feeling a little down. Would like to request an older sister reassurance audio. Cuddling, kisses, light teasing/touching.
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>>23915906
I was just in the mood! (:
I can try it again if someone has a request. I'm not a native English speaker tho so if u want me to talk I need a script or something ^^'
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>>23916064
I look forward to it.
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>>23916064
i'm hype for a recording
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>>23917398
Hmm, maybe I can actually write something, it would be my first time too. Do you mind if I ask you where you're from in the meantime?

I came back to the tab and it seems that 4chan hadn't posted while I was looking at pastebin, so here's the link: http://pastebin.com/wXh5yiv1

Mostly I left it open because what I really liked of you was your voice and your moanings, and how natural they sounded. So rather than fully guiding you, I thought of putting guidelines with the setting of being in a relationship with a dominant but sweet partner that is pleased when you are. I'm not really good at writing vocal scripts, slightly better at stories, and I have to run away in a bit, so sorry if it's not really good/that much to work with, I will write something more later. And thanks again for sharing your voice.
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>>23917549
Okay I tried.... I'm from Germany so sorry if my English sounds weird or if I mumble ^^'
>http://chirb.it/Aw0cOb
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>>23917736
It's honestly perfect, you flattered the poor text I had written, it made me smile a lot. It's also nice to know you're from Germany, I'm currently studying it (and have an entry level exam in the next 2 days), and I was writing it having in mind how busy I've been with the course these days.

I was thinking of creating a Chirbit account a few days ago to better save and navigate audios, would you mind, audios and sex aside, if I sent you a request there later to talk from time to time?
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>>23917736
Oh god, I've been hoping a German would come in here. Please stay!
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>>23917736

A wonderful first recording. I quite like your accent too :3
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>>23917843
Aw I'm glad you liked it! Good luck with the exam, I know how hard it is to learn German ^^
Sure. I may reply late tho
>>23917956
I'll be here every now and then (:
>>23918088
Thank you <3
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>>23918123
I actually wrote a script that no one has read yet. It involves brother sister incest, so I don't know if you would want to read it. http://pastebin.com/CwPExcKH

You might want to think of a name so people recognize who you are when you stop by, and list what kinds of things you would like to read and what kinds of things you don't want to do. There is really tame stuff and really extreme stuff in here and everything in between.

And as far as accents go, most people here are native English speakers and the thicker your accent the more we will like it. So when you make recordings you might want to not try at all so that your accent sounds really German.
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>>23918123
thank you very much for your supporting words, they're very appreciated. I followed you on Chirbit just now, although it says that I can't send any DM unless you also follow me. And no worries about replying late, whenever you have time or feel like it is good.

What I most appreciate of the language, difficulty aside, is how beautiful it sounds in few songs, and how melodic it is the more you get to understand and talk it. Having studied other languages, the pattern of the handles and the sentences is also somewhat endearing to me compared to Japanese for example. Along Russian and English it's always been one of the few languages I wanted to try and learn properly in some time, and I must say I'm glad that I got to do it, for various reasons.
With that said it's back to studying, hope you have a nice evening for the moment.
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>>23917736
It's totally fine anon don't worry. I speak french so my english can sound kinda weird sometimes or i even mumble a bit. Your accent is cute!
-Miso-
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>>23915946
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>>23918170
I'm not into incest but perhaps I'll give it a try later.
Since my chirbit id is summerlove I'll just go by Summer then (:
Hmm.. I'm not sure, pretty new to this. I won't do any rape/hitting/ kind of stuff. If it's not disturbing I guess it's ok for me ^^'

I see. Well, I can't really change they way I speak English to a more German kind of English.. it wouldn't be natural and sound off.
>>23918238
You're welcome!
That's the first time I hear someone say that. Often people say German sounds quite angry and not beautiful at all haha. Happy to hear that you enjoy learning the language so much!
>>23918421
Alright, thank you c:
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>>23918700
>Often people say German sounds quite angry

I used to say that too before learning it, that's also what makes me happy about doing it in the first place, being able to appreciate a culture beyond what I knew until now.
Oh yeah, before I forget: I was about to write to you on Chirbit but it gave the same message about you having to follow back, and noticed that you were following yourself. In case you're wondering which of your followers is my profile, it starts with R and ends with N, and was created at the same time as yours.
I'm going back to study later, so I hope you'll have a nice evening for the moment and lots of fun with the scripts here.
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>>23918700
The problems and misinterpretations of German speech in America come form where we hear it. If you grew up watching TV or movies about the world Wars, you hear all sort of nasty German and bad German accents. If you study the language and literature, listening to Heine's love poems in German is a lot more beautiful than Hollywood B-Actors manning a stalag are. And any language has beauty when it's spoken from the human heart. Wherever we come from, we all have that heart.
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>>23918170
Ok done. I didn't know how to do the thrusting sound but I hope it's fine how I did it.. made me laugh hah
Also had to split bc it was over 5 mins
>http://chirb.it/OgEPxK
>http://chirb.it/GznFb6

>>23918822
Ah, I see ^^
Oh, clicked on the wrong follow button!

>>23918824
True! (:
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>>23919030
Chirbit only limits when you record to it. You an upload any size. We recommend Audacity, from soundforge, a free app for the PC what lets you record, and edit audio.
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>>23919098
Ah, didn't know that! Thanks for the tip!
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>>23919030
That's the best thing I ever heard. Thank you so much!
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>>23919164
No probs!
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>>23919254
I love your accent! I was thinking you could maybe do this script?

http://pastebin.com/Cr9Lt2xF

It's a sweet talk type one. The last girl who did it also had a cute accent and idk, I just love it when a girl has one lol
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>>23917736
>>23919030
you have a beautiful voice. can you talk about what type of kinks you are into?
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>>23882497
Is anyone willing to improv this?
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>>23892204
Every night, I go to sleep and want to wake up to find that following things have been recorded. Selfish, I know. <shrug>
>>23892696
>>23902112
>>23904433
>>23905910
>>23914190
>>23916079 Which I am editing and will link when I'm done.
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>>23916079
BETTER VERSION

Tay-Tay Relaxes In Her Favorite Way
Who would believe that a big star like her fantasizes about being a sub, and fucking her fans while wearing cute costumes, and uses her money and power goes to make it happen?
[F4M][Femsub][Costume][Celebrity][Fantasy][Taylor Swift}
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
Line 682
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STAY BUMPED!

Things are slow all over, but this is getting dangerous.
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>>23916584
VA ain't shit
Florida, Singapore, and Thailand have climates unlike anywhere else in the world. Heat works very differently in the rest of the country
>>23916609
Giggled
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>>23882459

Very nice Juci. Love the pacing and the delivery.

A quick comment on mic placement: I think you're using an inline mic or headset mic. To counteract the puffs (which got a little harsh) put the mic a little lower, near your chin, or even a little lower. The sound will be just as good and the pops will be gone.

Thanks for the great work, please keep it up:D
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>>23919461
Okay, I'm back!
Here ya go
>http://chirb.it/sPbf7e
sorry if my voice sounds a bit rough and monotonous!

>>23919759
Thank you!
Guys moaning is a huge kink of mine, strong hands on my back while kissing, receiving oral, I like dressing up and I have this fantasy of getting fucked or eaten out by my bf while sleeping/waking up while getting fucked/eaten out
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>>23921854

Can I draw your attention to this script >>23889422
at all?
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>>23921453
florida is fuckin easy mode you causal baby
t. lived in orlando for 2 years
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>>23921854
>http://chirb.it/sPbf7e
also if you're still here you have a wonderful voice.
Mind reading your favorite poem?
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>>23921971
>http://chirb.it/nh4bMF
Done! My moans are pretty soft hope it's ok ^^

>>23922256
I don't think I'm good at reading poems but I can try it
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>>23922299
God those moans are perfect and you have the perfect reading voice.
I'm a Morrison fan myself and this is one of my favorites
http://chrztalia.typepad.com/blog/2013/08/far-arden-by-jim-morrison.html
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>>23922299
I second the reading poem request, whenever you feel like doing it. And since this request was asked before I returned today, here is another script I wrote. http://pastebin.com/EK8qP5E9
As for the first one it's with a dominant but sweet partner that loves pleasing you and is pleased when you are. Hope you're having a nice day by the way, I wrote you a message on Chirbit too, sorry for the delay.
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>>23922329
>http://chirb.it/n8ApNC
>http://chirb.it/7GBIsA

I feel like I'm really bad at reading poems.. don't really know how to read them aloud ^^' sorry if I pronounced anything wrong

>>23922402
Oh man, there's no direct way of replying hmm
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Requesting a girl to assure me there aren't any monsters in my room.

Plz don't make fun of me
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>>23922526
>Oh man, there's no direct way of replying hmm

Yeah, Chirbit seems kind of weird about private messages. If you'd like I'll do something that I generally don't do and send you my email or skype contact later, Chirbit does seem like a hassle in regard to messaging others.
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>>23922526
your pronunciation is perfect and your voice was wonderful. Thank you for doing this :)
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>>23922537
http://chirb.it/OKNxp
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>>23921854
>I have this fantasy of getting fucked or eaten out by my bf while sleeping/waking up while getting

Sexy Morning Wakeup II By Sera

I stir in my sleep, thinking I felt something touch my leg. I brush it off as the lingering effect of a dream. But when it happens again, I take notice. I'm not dreaming, and you are kissing your way up my thigh. I murmur a sleepy "good morning" your way and you smile at me saying nothing; continuing your gentle kisses, getting closer and closer to my black lace panties. Your tongue traces the fabric and I hear you inhaling my scent and moaning. I move to take them off, but you shake your head and grab them between your teeth and pull downwards, sliding them off my hips and down my legs. I let out a slow giggle. You come back up my body, between my legs and I feel your lips against my inner thighs. I moan, squirming a little. Your strong hands grab my hips and hold me still. I open myself to you and your lips find my clit. Sucking gently, kissing, tasting. Your tongue flicks out and I gasp. You expertly play with my clit, tickling and teasing until I think I can't take anymore. As you move your mouth away I let out a disappointed "aww." You gaze up at me with lust filled eyes and reward me with yet another dazzling smile. Once more you bury your face in my soaking cunt, this time your tongue enters me and you have me squirming again. You pin me down and use nothing but your tongue to bring me closer and closer towards a mind shattering orgasm. My thighs clench around your head as I cry out, finding such sweet release. You kiss your way up my stomach to my lips, I can taste myself on your mouth. "Good morning baby" you say.
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>>23921854
>I like dressing up
I have my own feelings about dressing up and costumes and stuff. These are my scripts with that in mind.

FETISH DISCOVERY
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
(Line 95)
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>>23922893
"Dressing Room Surprise" JOI
[Romantic][roleplay][genie costume]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
(Line 44)

"Birthday Genie"
[Teacher/Student][Romantic][roleplay][genie costume][series]
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 133

"My Show for You" Realistic JOI Experiement*
http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
Line 287
(2 parts)
*Portmanteau of 'Experience' and 'Experiment'

"Naughty Cheerleader Candy"
http://pastebin.com/wBRxBxPC
She really wants to sell more candy than anyone else in the squad.

FETISH DISCOVERY
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
(Line 95)

One-Piece Convert (MF)(wincest) (Cousins)
http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
Line 44
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/co is trying it again and I'm backing them up as I tend to do.

>>>/co/83733337
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>>23891483

Still hoping that one of you ladies will give this a go, it would be a great start to my week.
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>>23923504
to tide you over till someone does it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08CDTGJCQWr
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Been promising I'd do some more relaxation audios for a while now, finally got around to doing a quick lil one!

Short guided relaxation
http://chirb.it/d04m7w

- Honey
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>>23923811

Lots of people were looking forward to this! Thanks so much :3
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>>23922526
Please stay. maybe I could write a german script to convivce you to stay, but your voice is awesome.

Danke, dass du den FSA thread gefunden hast und bitte, bitte bleib dieser speziellen, erotischen spielart erhalten.
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DieMond establishing

Started to explore Seras pastebin and recorded the following:

Breast Play JOI
http://chirb.it/k4d0Bv

Fantasy
http://chirb.it/NAK6sx

Apologies for the recording quality, I am currently using my B stuff while the A is in for repairs (maybe from over use lol idk)

Anywho I hope someone likes it!

<3 D
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>>23924118
You know I will.

Since she's Aussie, did her writing style suit you better?
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>>23922256
>>23922526
Also mabye you could give your impression on the 'Erlkönig' by Goethe, which is one of the basic basic german poems available. I don't know how well poems in forein languages are received, but I'd definitely encourage you to take in pride in our wonderful language and use it to yor full advantage
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>>23924170
Yup. Where did she go???
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>>23924321
To school and a change of career. I was her writing partner for a good two years.
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>>23923601

thanks, will listen to it soon, who iz dis?
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Mouse! ... Felt like singing, not doing the sexy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fEEISlgcnC

Just One Yesterday by FOB., feat Foxes
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>>23924321
Though once you've run through all her her stuff, I can post the collabs we did.
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>>23925147
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fEEISlgcnC
Girl, you've got some chops! Keep it comin' Mouse!
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>>23925157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lHb46XGg4r

Miss Missing You (also by FOB lol)
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uuughhh listened to those again and im so anger i scrEW MY MIC WHEN I SING LOUD
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>>23925228
You might need a better mic, or just turn it down. Mics are nearly always more sensitive than you want. I'll still pic you up at the quiet parts. You'll have to test it out, but you can just start with that.
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>>23925248
>I'll still pic you up at the quiet parts
It'll still pic you up at the quiet parts, and the indicator lights don't always tell the whole story.
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>>23925266
My guess is better mic desu. It's like a 3 or 4 year old gaming headset. If I ever get anything better I'll be able to do adjustments and stuff, but as far as it is now....... I can mess with distance and my own volume, basically. ^^'
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>>23923811
awesome, it's good hear another audio from you
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>>23925339
I'm not much of a singer, but I have done recordings. Mostly private stuff and a few expired things on GWA. I have used the same Microsoft Headset I got at Staples for 35 bucks and it's been great for the types of things we do here. Again, not singer. So a Yeti might be in your future. But if distance is what you've got, work it!
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>>23891147
Holy shit, i didn't know Adele was part of FSA
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>>23885824
you remind me of Deb from Napoleon Dynamite

Meaning you should go into the geology business, because you made my dick into diamonds
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>>23886274
Someone, please god someone, do a Zarya dom recording.
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>>23925527
Clean your ears, or learn your accents. D is Ozzie
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>>23890982
>meme words meme words meme words meme words LOOK MOM I WON THE ARGUMENT

>>23891106
Try harder
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>>23925575
7 hours later.

STAY BUMPED!

I summon. Babble! and all y'all.
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>>23925592
>7 hours later.
Days. Fuck I'm tired.
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Fuck your Waifu
By Sketcher

You know, it doesn't surprise me, on reflection...the fact you have been secretly worshipping a fictional 2D waifu, a wide-eyed little cunt who distracts you from me, no...it does not surprise me, though I had hoped your interest in anime was benign and not creepy.

She's not real, so I don't hate her. Not at all. No jealousy.
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>>23925679

(Ignore above post I only pasted part of the story)

Fuck your Waifu
By Sketcher

You know, it doesn't surprise me, on reflection...the fact you have been secretly worshiping a fictional 2D waifu, a wide-eyed little cunt who distracts you from me, no...it does not surprise me, though I had hoped your interest in anime was benign and not creepy.

She's not real, so I don't hate her. Not at all. No jealousy.

So, this...this pathetic little 2D slut, you have all these pictures of her in your folders, all of them depict her in tight fitting or skimpy clothes, yet you insist she is "not for sexual". Those big cute eyes, the petite little body, the long flowing pigtails, or "fuck handles" as I call them, the zettai ryouki stockings...yes, totally "not for sexual".

Well, I've found a whole ton of pictures of your precious "Waifu" being gang-banged, bound and gagged, forcibly made to cum, and all round fucked silly. Hentai is a truly wonderful thing. I've put them all in your Waifu's shrine folder, so now she is for sexual, because she is a dumb little bimbo cunt, a vacuous fuckhole, a cock-teasing fictional fuckwit who I want to bumfuck with a strap-on to teach her to stay away from my man! How dare she! How dare this little whore try to steal your heart!

I am NOT jealous of your stupid waifu.

Fuck your Waifu!
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>>23925527
Wish I could sing like Adele but alas my only skill seems to be recording myself fapping, not sure I can get an award for that or score a Bond theme but hey, you never know how artforms will change lol

<3 D
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>>23922299
Those moans might ahve been soft but they were plenty sexy. Thank you.

>>23924118

I'm not sure whther it was the recording quality or just you needing a glass of water but your voice did sound kinda raspy in the first of these two. Still got off though :P
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>>23922402
bumping the text I dropped here, for Summer and whoever else wants to try: http://pastebin.com/EK8qP5E9

Also the exam is done and I have time, I'm kinda new to writing scripts, but I was wondering if any of the girls here would like to have a certain script akin to their kinks written, rather than reading those with the kinks of others. Let me premise that I'm not really good at writing, but I'd like to try to practice my writing more.
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Where is everybody?
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>>23927276
Lurkin'
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>>23927276
Eating lunch
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Okay, then.
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>>23927276
ded.
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>>23927341
Sometimes, that's the only way to survive
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>>23927345

Hang in there.
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Ok, so I was requested to ramble about my last Saturday night, nothing exciting but here you go.
http://chirb.it/mxd5J4

-AnnoyingCat
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>>23927598

I'm glad to hear that you had a wonderful time! I hope you have similar nights more often.
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>>23927598
Glad that you got to spend a nice evening with your friends. I also smiled when I heard your cat in the background. There is supposedly a big Jazz event here in summer, and I'm going to attend with my friends. I love Jazz but it was never really something appreciated in my previous city.
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>>23927663
Tahnks, I hope so too!
>>23927714
Thank you! She loves getting in my conversations haha; my city doesn't have jazz events that often but my friend started organizing them, we've had 4 already over the past month, I enjoy them a lot.
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>>23927766
I hope you get to have more fun with your friends then, you should share some of the music played from time to time (though I don't know how long I will browse here)

>She loves getting in my conversations
what's her name if you don't mind me asking?
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>>23905652

>>23882969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oonnxugf3M

>>23884011
AAAAAAAAAAA why am I such a scalie
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aQAuDpkDIY

>>23896606
Always a slut for ridiculous shenanigans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OaJjkoxVGQ

>>23915984
couldn't resist sorry, enjoy blasphemy in what happens to my voice when I eat too much chocolate (i.e., a brownie the size of a trash novella)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O5fBskXOk1


I haven't been in a really Sexy (tm) mood as of late, probably tired of work, but I'm happy to do sweet things!~... (and sing lol)

And for anyone who is ABSOLUTELY BORED OUT OF THEIR SKULL here's me making silly noises with my face. this is not quality this was me checking how things come across a mic vs how I hear them in my head
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1twQnGu0acC
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>>23927887
Hi Zan, in the last one you sound like a velociraptor out of Jurassic Park for a moment.

Since you're here now I will actually take the chance to write something I wanted to write on Chirbit: I ended up subscribing to talk with someone (I'm that anon that enjoyed the "voice in your head" and was glad your interview went well, my post is still here but I can't seem to find it), and after exploring your audio files a bit I've come to enjoy the various things you posted. In particular I was surprised to find an audio directly related to Star Control 2, it really made me go "Woah" and smile afterward, I have the Ur-Quan Masters installed on this new computer as well. At first I didn't think about it, but after that file and listening to various (non-sexual) things/discussions you posted, I wondered what kind of person you were and if you would mind talking from time to time with someone from here. Not for sexual things, but for friendship or talking purposes, I need to distract from people in real life and exams from time to time. I would have written it directly on Chirbit but I didn't know you have to be followed by the person you want to receive the message from, and Chirbit DM system really seems kind of not properly thought out. Would you mind talking from time to time, either on Chirbit or via mail/skype? I can share the latter privately if you follow me, but if you don't want to do it I will understand.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s10MXr1DtK9N
The (Shipped) Gold Standard by FOB

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fXK3D2pP44
Some Nights by FUN.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BiUGPSXDLj
Migraine by Twenty One Pilots

>>23928054
Uh... I'm... I'm not Zantosa. I'm Mouse... I did the dinogirl one because it hadn't been done and I liked the idea....... sorry
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>>23928101
Oh, my bad, I had read the third post you quoted saying "Hi Zantosa!" and thought you were her. I've been in this thread for a few days and don't really know anyone beside her and one other person, so it's nice to know you Mouse.
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>>23928153
It's alright! I put mice on my content posts, so it's easy to identify me XP

Nice to meet you too, anon-of-the-seal. I pop in and out so, just ctrl+f Mouse to find out if I've been around recently. And yes, I do lewds on occasion, haha.
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>>23927598
>>23927887
>>23928101
Whoa! I step away for ten minutes and such a wonderful burst of stuff arrives!
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>>23927842
Oh I will try to share some of the music :D, her name is Luna, she's 7 years old haha
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>>23923811
now how about some dirty talk ;)
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Just testing folks
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>>23928332
Did we pass?
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>>23928564
I don't think I did, I didn't study!
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>>23920341
I am renewing my appeal to have these done. I don't expect one person to do all of them all at once. Bits at a time, like little teases, would be nice. And for the Taylor Swift one, don't think you have to sound like her to do it. You could be just anyone playing the role of a just anyone playing the role for a client.
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>>23925686
Damnit Sketcher! I'm not sure if I can do that without laughing.
http://chirb.it/xPetzI
>>23927276
Catching up on Orphan Black. I have mixed feelings about it.

The writing's not quite up to as many plot threads as they have in the air right now and this season it's really starting to show.


>>23928054
Yeah, Mouse and I are not the same person, she's totally adorable, etc. But sometimes people contact me. I reply sporadically. I don't send pictures of myself to people from FSA. I do take email requests from time to time when I remember. [email protected] Or sometimes if I get bored enough I pop into the Audio discord. I'm secretly a really boring person. But I will discuss Star Control 2 if you want.

I have to go shop for groceries will catch up on the scripts I have stashed later tonight, maybe in a brand new thread.
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http://pastebin.com/SC6Zb0zi

I wrote another script today, probably ~6 minute read, maybe 6:30. It's brother/sister incest. SummerLove read the last one and she had a great sound effect for thrusting, it sounded like skin on skin contact. Anyone is free to read it though, I feel guilty asking her again because she said incest wasn't her main interest. There are more annotation cues than the last one, I hope that doesn't make it difficult. Feedback is welcome on writing technique or literary pointers or whatever. I had terrible English classes in high school but Plinkett has inspired me to be a critical consumer of literary works.

If you are around Summer, did you say you only wanted to read English scripts? Or German ones too? Because before you arrived I was saying that I hoped German and Russian speakers would find the thread. As you have noticed some of us speak German and want to hear it. I studied it in college and lived in Germany for a couple years and miss it terribly. Unfortunately if I tried to write German language scripts they would come out awful. I hope some get dug up from the archives or a native speaker writes some!

And as far as German sounding pretty; I've played Zerrissen for a handful of Americans and they always say they didn't know German was so beautiful.
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>>23928682
>maybe in a brand new thread.
Given our current pace, I wouldn't bet on it.
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>>23928682
Hey, thanks for the reply. If that's your email, I'll write a message to you later. It's ok to be a really boring person (nobody really is unless they actually don't do anything nor have interests), I'm just curious about talking with people and getting to know them. I'm slowly saving things to listen when I have more time available and saved the thread to catch up with some discussion, so I can get to know Mouse (she seems really nice and adorable), Cat and the other people here a little.

>>23928683
>I studied it in college and lived in Germany for a couple years and miss it terribly.

Would you mind if I asked if you have resources/suggestions about learning German? Anything from books to sites is good, I have a few ones downloaded and follow the FSI course from time to time. And if you'd like to share places to visit (I'm not there but I travel) I'd be happy to search and get to see them.

Also bumping my post before going to bed in a bit: >>23926828
Glad to have spoken with nice people in the thread so far, hope you guys have a nice evening/a nice day tomorrow.
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>>23928682
>>23928796
Wait since when am I adorable??? OxO I'm quite pleased with this new label.
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>>23928796
hey hey :D I like getting to know people too! So come back to chat sometime :)

-AnnoyingCat
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>>23928849
As far as I"m concerned, you've been adorable since you came here.
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>>23928849
When were you not?
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>>23928796
I was a language fanatic in high school. Took Spanish, Latin, then German. Majored in Spanish and minored in German in college.

It really depends on what your reason for learning is. If you just want to learn lots of phrases and appreciate a good accent, and watch movies where side characters say words that you might catch and understand, then you should download the Pimsleur tapes. Don't buy them! They are a horrific rip off that would make Beats by Dre or Monster Cables ashamed of themselves. (Pro-tip X-men: First Class had several conversations in German and Spanish)

If you want to learn it so you can eventually talk to people, watch movies, read books, and become fluent then I strongly recommend buying an English grammar book and learning all of English grammar front to back. This is like if you asked me how to learn mechanical engineering and I told you to first learn math by itself, so that when you do move to the engineering every problem isn't secretly 10 problems because your foundation is full of holes. I've watched people struggle tremendously because they didn't know what conjugation means, or declension, or they didn't understand the difference between an indirect object and a direct object. It's very frustrating trying to learn something and the materials explaining things to you are assuming you already know loads of stuff that you don't. If you first learn English grammar then learn the German language, both of those combined will be easier than just trying to muscle your way through German from the start.

Sorry I don't know any books. I learned it all over a decade ago and don't remember what it's like to not know. One thing I've said many times about learning a foreign language: Knowing a foreign language is fucking awesome. But learning it is a giant pain in the ass. Everybody always says they love learning foreign languages. No they don't. They love knowing foreign languages.
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>>23928930
If you have the spare time and cash a local community college might be the best option. The language has a lot of diversity. People say there are lots of accents in the US. Imagine if all the English speaking countries were packed into an area only slightly bigger than Texas. The linguistic diversity may even be greater than the differences among all the English speaking countries. Whichever resource you learn from will either be Berliner, or Hochdeutsch. Either one is fine, I would stick with Hochdeutsch though. That's their equivalent of non-regional 'TV' English.

You might have success posting an ad on Craigslist saying "Trading [blank] lessons for German." Or you could offer to pay.


Places to travel, there is/(are?) spas in Baden-Baden that are fantastic. I had never been to a spa before but there are saunas, pools, fountains and showers all in one building with a great view outside. It's like a Wet and Wild for adults. Trier has tons if you like tours, history, and Roman things. Karlsruhe is wonderful. Both of those cities are good wine destinations. People hear Germany and think beer, but the south-west is near France and they take wine seriously. Try Mettwurst, every kind of sausage and cheese you can find, bratkartoffeln, and Kiba saft/marmor saft.


If you like skiing, snowboarding, or ice-based carnival type attractions Switzerland is great. You won't understand anything they say, and it's expensive as fuck, but I loved it. There are these amusement parks I guess. But with just one or two or three rides. On glaciers that will be gone in a couple decades.
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>>23928682
>http://chirb.it/xPetzI
I think you uploaded the wrong file.
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>>23928682
>>23929219
So I did. Sorry, fixed.
http://chirb.it/n2Gy99
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Shall we count it out? This would be 9
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I cant' stay up. STAY BUMPED

When you reset, everything you need is at the top of the thread. Choice of setup style: http://pastebin.com/RaVEqETd
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>>23927887

Don't know if you are still on here taking requests, but I'd like to request you do the Childlike Empress' lines from this scene...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfQOq2c42KE

Except "Brandon" instead of "Bastian"
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>>23927887

>The fucking cute dino noises.
>"That's what you call it? Snow? How about just no."

Mouse please keep being the cutest like that forever. You're a top tier dino girl.
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Pretty by Vilmon
gentle femdom, teasing, feminization, etc.
http://chirb.it/Nh2Np5

For all your pretty pretty princess needs.
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I decided to be super silly and do a yung thug song I've never heard reading for my first recording. -gold
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>>23930364
http://chirb.it/xpq0aL
oh shit
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Hello, i know this isnt what these threads are for, but i'd appreciate if someone could read this.Thanks.

"An even more grotesque anecdote - I had a defective copy of Dokapon: Monster Hunter, which is a jrpg with a RPS mechanism and basically relies on pure luck... This particular cartridge, being defective, could not save at all... Thus when the console would be turned off, i would invariably lose all progress.
But having next to nothing for entertainment except a GBA with two nauseatingly explored games, and having bought the game at full price, with no possible refund or switch, I could not bring myself to abandon the prospect of playing it, despite what horrifying implications that carried... And so for two years I frequently played the game on and off, with each attempt to finish it failing- due to constraints of school, underage domestic life, and the brutally fickle rolls of luck in the game itself- about halfway through. I suffered horribly. I sweat bullets. I came to know hell. I could feel a nauseating respect for the Circus and the Forest. Similar to that felt for the sun if you bake underneath it.
I would, when in the presence of either, feverishly check my everything, "give offerings" in excess of what's needed, in an attempt to stay the venomous anger of "Fortuna". When betrayed despite my precautions, i threw disgusting tantrums, then falling on the bed, i bit up and salivated on my white pillows, crying bitterly.
The game was attempted at sufficiently, that eventually, the swellings, in glorious reds, gave way to necrosis, then shriveled and died in ashen purple. I lost all interest in the game.
The height of bloating before the pop was always when i attempted to rob the shopkeeper while having 6 or so hours on record. The cherry on top was fighting the policeman, which was still too powerful, and trying to take him down(i never could). The heavy fruits of this risk, when attained, were the sweetest i'd ever tasted, to this date, in a video game."
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>>23928895
I will, whenever I have some free time I'll start browse here more and try talking a bit.

>>23928930
>>23928934
Thank you very much for the detailed replies.My reason for learning is to talk with others, have a good command of the language and be able to work with it as well, so that's why I'm very interested in books and other resources. It's funny that you talk of the English grammar book, because English is not my first language but I alternate between my own grammar and the English one, since I study foreign languages mostly using English.

The linguistic diversity is both gorgeous, astounding and overwhelming sometimes. In particulat with people in Switzerland, Germany, Italy and few other countries the dialects can make someone with a good command of the language feel like a complete newbie. I did download Pimsleur, as well as Rosetta Stone and Michel Thomas for learning, and I hope I can get back to them now that this A1 course is about to end.

Admittedly knowing one language is better than just be capable of learning it. What I love of learning new languages is getting to discover things I hadn't even thought/considered beforehand, and appreciate more everything after knowing is the best for personal growth as well.

Thank you a lot also for the more touristic/cultural advices, I appreciate that a lot. I've been in Southern France a few weeks ago with two friends, and we passed through many fields filled with grapes. If things go well I might go visit Lörach the next week. The ones on the glaciers will be gone in a couple of decades because of natural erosion/pollution? Makes me think of New York and Venice in 100 years and the problems they might face with water.

Again, thank you very much for the detailed reply, it's much appreciated.
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>>23928683
Sorry, maybe someone else can read your script.
I can read German stuff as well if anyone wants me to (I feel like my voice when I talk in German sounds a bit deeper tho ^^')
>>23924176
with impression.. do you mean reading?
>>23922893
>>23922725
>>23926828
Thanks for all the scripts! My roommates are back atm so no time for sexual stuff right now.

-Summer
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>>23930744
Hi Summer, no worries about the sexual stuff, how have you been? Tomorrow I'll get the results of the exams (unless they want to delay the correction) and next week I'll travel to South Germany to visit here and there and sneak some cheap grocery.
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>>23930744
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aQAuDpkDIY
I wanna hear you read in german I bet its cute :3
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>>23883723
really cute
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