Bored af and on duty. Looking for entertainment and ideally some

Also ask me anything.

Or don't. I might just die of boredom though.

pull your dick out

>>23878886
Haha knew this was coming. I can't there's a security cam in here.

What base are you stationed at marine?

>>23879047
I don't think giving out that info is a good idea.

>>23879062
Yolo

Life is about taking risks :^)

Sup boot you on Pendleton huh

You just got on duty. Haha I remember those days. Hopefully you're not on New River. Lejeune is usually quiet on the weekends.

>>23879158
Eh. I wouldn't want someone tracking me down.

>>23879161
Nah. Totes a boot though.

>>23879163
And it's quiet here. And I just realized I just needed one last to reply to all three.

Don't want anyone tracking you down? Is your penis that recognizable? Haha.

It's Saturday morning on a marines 4chan ya dude I'm surprised I'm up fucking too early for me

>>23879192
If I was seen in camera showing my dick someone would track me down and punish me.

>>23879194
I've been up since yesterday. Be happy you got sleep.

>>23879203
Grab a nippy nap soon.

>>23879201
I'm not the same person that wants to see your penis. That was a joke.

>>23879201
>>23879203
Bro unless you got like an amazing one of a kind dick ain't no one gonna recognize you and ya man fucken 6 jack and cokes will knock you out most nights for a good sleep

>>23879210
Oh my b.

>>23879211
It's at least a 4 in a 33 dick.

>>23879211
I used to drink to help me sleep. Blew way to much money on trying to sleep. I also use my va benefits for college now do it is not like I need sleep today.

>>23879223
Dude I still have a few years man those 5 year contacts suck a dick and ya dude it helps

>>23879219
How long have you been in?

How does it feel to be the military-industrial complexes' bitch?

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>>23879203
sorry but sorry about your weekend duty lcpl,

>tfw haven't had duty in over two months
>tfw i have a thursday duty at the end of this month
>3 day weekend

>>23879231
2ish years.

>>23879232
Conflicting at times.

>>23879233
Thanks, man. Weekend duty for life.

>>23879234
I'm sorry. What's your mos?

>>23879237
7599.

Dude Ive been in almost 3 years and never stood a weekend duty man fucken corpsman life

>>23879243
That's great! Just keep dodging that bullet.

>>23879241
Flight crew?

>>23879241
air wing bro
6116 here

>>23879246
Student pilot.

>>23879250
And hell yeah the wing is totally where it's at.

>>23878874
show underwear please.

>>23879250
I was a 6672 don't feel bad haha.

>>23879253
You're an officer?

>>23879254
No can do, g.

>>23879256
i need some new coveralls hook me up

>>23879261
Yeah.

>>23879265
Haha I hope this transaction happens.

>>23879265
No can do. I have a dd214. I still have friends though, depending on what base you're on.

>>23879270
so wait, were you an oic or something as a 6672 and you transitioned to pilot or what?

>>23879281
disregard. i thought i was talking to one person here. whew im drunk

>>23879286
Roger.

>>23879286
Haha. Nope there's 3 of us. I was a cpl. Stationed on new river. Got out back in December 2014.

>>23879292
fuuuuck new river.

>>23878874
>>I'm in the military and so tough and cool.
>>Worship me because I'm a badass.
>>I really hope you don't figure out that I have no game and resort to 4chan to get nudes since I've already beaten off to so much porn it's boring.
>>Please think I'm cool.

>>23879310
Poor civilian. You think your words mean anything? Go troll somewhere else.

>>23879305
I hated jville. I enjoyed my time at 365 and pmo more than supply. New River sucked monkey balls!

>>23879322
Haha what a pitiful creature. (Not you the civ)

>>23879324
If I have to go to new river, i'd want 365. heard it's pretty decent with them. im in oki right now

>>23879345
365 is a beast. Always has the highest ready status and always gets deployed. Those guys are true professionals on New River.

Any of you guys remember puff? That marine camwhore?

>>23879408
Wasn't she posting just a couple months ago? Of course people do.

>>23879322
>>He dislikes when military people flaunt the uniform to get attention, he must be a salty civilian.
>>In reality he's served and has met countless criminals and filth who wore the same uniform as he and you have.
>>23879342
You're an attention whore who thinks wearing the uniform makes him important and superior to others. In reality you're just meat that the country uses to fill a spreadsheet.

Note, I'm not salty about my service. I just hate faggots like OP for giving us a bad name. Not every military member is filth, shit, or a criminal. Or even meat for the slaughter. Some contribute valuable experience or skill to the war effort.

Just not this tool.

>>inb4 you never actually served
>>Lifted at the Rock in Bagram. Fuck off, Tina from cyber awareness.

>>23879428
Aww. Did we make you angry? Adorable.

>>23879425
She stopped apparently. I know she was pretty recent but I didn't know if anyone remembered or knew about her

Ok you do know you are bringing discredit to the service right? If you are who you say you are. DOD has ppl whose sole job is to look for ppl like you.

>>23879447
Hoo rah

>>23879447
Yes, vermin seeking to be treated like heroes does upset me.

You've "insulted" me by calling me a civilian, you act like my anger is endearing to you. What's next? Calling me gay or insulting my mother?

Typical Marine to enter a battle of wits unarmed.

>>23879467
...your mom is fat you gay person.

My watch has been mildly entertaining thus far.

>>23879459
Wait what?

>>23879490
Nah, man. ignore him. No one is out looking for people giving the military a bad name. You keep doing you, you American Patriot. No one's job is to investigate military members making fools of themselves and the uniform, which you're not doing. You're golden.

>>23879516
Thanks g. We're all in this together. Well, most of us are.

>>23879467
He's not seeking to be treated like a hero. He posted earlier that he's only been in 2 years and is a student.

How is he bringing discredit to the uniform? By posting a picture of cammies or saying he needs amusement while on duty?

>>23879542
To be fair I did ask for hot stuff pics.

>>23879563
This is 4chan. It is littered with barracks rats and highly qualified civilian equivalent. Somebody is going to be thirsty.

>>23879594
Fair point. That's why I came here and didn't post that on my Facebook . Haha

>>23879617
Oh what the fuck my ID changed.

>>23879617
Mines been changing for every post.

>>23879542
You obviously don't know how the UCMJ works. You can get busted for anything. And since he is a student pilot I taken it he's an officer, which the rules of conducting are more strict. Conducted unbecoming easily fits the bill.

As for how they will know it's you, you do realize that you are required to give your phone number for accountability reasons in some online website right? Assuming OP is on his cell phone, hope he's not dumb enough to be on a workstation or gov issued phone.

Either way OP, if you are who you say you are you can find yourself in deep shit over something stupid because your were bored. Dont take the chance, there are plenty of people who outrank you who have nothing to do with their time and would love to bust you and put it in their evaluations for "maintains good order and discipline".

Think about it. Don't throw your future away be case you were "bored".

>>23879542
I didn't say uniform, I said service. Pay attention please.

>>23879785
They don't have this number.

>>23879800
And this is OP. Btw.

This is not what I wanted this thread to be, but I'm no less entertained. Totally would have preferred so ladies but oh well.

>>23879800
Your career bro, roll the dice at your own peril.

You have been warned.

>>23879840
K.

>>23879800
>>Uses the internet on his phone.
>>There is no way any information can be gained from that.

>>23879876
I mean I'm sure they could find out it's me. If they had any reason to. I know technology exists.