25/m/nw burbs-near Woodfield Looking for new friends, good

20/m/lake county

How's everyone doing today?

>>23870237
I'd be doing better if I had a green hookup

>>23869929
Illinios doesnt know what 4chan is. Ive been here for too many years and have yet to see one of these threads get anywhere

>>23870370
Ah I know them feels. Being dry sucks.
>>23870408
Yeah I've never really seen much happen in these threads. Usually it's all dudes, maybe one girl per thread.

>>23870585
Yeah. I've got options in the loop. But damn...traffic...

Doesn't help that the few women who post on here all get canned

>>23870611
Yeah I mean that's probably the reason why they don't post. If I got bombarded with messages I wouldn't post here either to be honest

>>23870751
Not only that, but there are so many tog types it isn't even fun. If she does respond negatively the guy blows up her post on here and everyone calls her a crazy dike attention whore

>>23870408
Illinois is boring bitch state. hth

>>23870585
Seen these threads over the years. Its dwindled. The women that post here on the regular are usually batshit crazy (not in the good way). Otherwise Illinois threads have been thirsty as fuck the last year or 2.

>>23870847
The thirst is real. Although once I met a thirsty femanon who lived in my town and she blew me on a playground lol

>>23870861
Illinois is such a shitty state tho.
It's not just the Illinois threads that suck.

It's not really appealing unless you enjoy midwest suburban life.

>>23870861
See like that's the kind of shit I expect from these threads. I never expected a girl to just whore herself out, just like chill and smoke and maybe do some mutual oral or smth

>>23870927
GL on either account. But its always the same girls in these threads.

So unless you enjoy crazies, traps, or no-replies

>>23870963
I enjoy crazy traps that don't reply....mostly because I don't want to talk to them in the first place

>>23869929
There's that one guy who has herb and he posts his kik. Anyone got that? I'm looking too

>>23870963
Id be fine with a qt trap but I doubt it'll happen. I think very few people have had successes in hooking up through these threads.

>>23871019
It doesn't help that the info doesn't stay up very long. IL threads die faster than our tax dollars.

>>23871083
Good one! I can't disagree with you there. Most of these disappear within 24 hours of being made. I'll try to keep this thread bumped if it gets close to 404ing

>>23871122
Same.

Where the roselle girls at??

Got bud.

Anyone in the lake zurich?

>>23871409
I'm not too far away. About a 20-25 minute drive.

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Bumping with pic of me because fuck it

27 m moved to springfield this town blows

Kik lolicaust

>>23873198
What do you hate about springfield? It's chill and there's tons of bars

>>23870408
Well, I think nearly all state threads on /soc/ are always dead, except those weird Maryland threads.

Back in the day... Illinois threads were pretty busy. I could always find people in my area code to hang out with and if you didn't mind fat and/or insane chicks you could at least get a blowjob from these threads.

>that one chick who had the herp but huge tits
>that one chick who was serving niggas behind the adult bookstore

Damn,,,

bumping becuase i miss this state.

anyone around from the old tinychat dayz?

>>23873537
Nope I was too late for that

Hi guys. I moved here (north side of Chicago) with my gf about a year ago for a job. We like it but are finding it hard to socialize and meet people like us. Any /mu/tants here, or just cool people in their late 20s?

We're not interested in fucking you by the way, just so we're clear. Just looking for cool and funny people that have similar taste as us.

>>23873537
Came back a week ago, used to be here back then. It was mostly folks from Chicago/land

Moved to bolingbrook a few months ago. Boring as shit here. Saving to move back to Chicago.

Anyone want to hike around Busse woods tomorrow morning? I've got bud

>>23876128
Why'd you move out here?

>>23876808
Still live at home so I had to move when parents moved

Seriously, what trouble can I get up to in the NW burbs?

309/217

20 m

Kik: jclay69

Looking to smoke or fuck.

>>23873432
I remember the chick who was taking guys in the bathroom at some bar (iirc Algonquin). Anyways that was cash

>>23877210
Depends on how hard you try lol

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Hello friends

I am 21/m/773/not-interested-in-sex-at-all-right-now!!

I moved to Chicago for love and this week my girlfriend broke up with me. I have no friends here! Now I'm waiting for the lease to end on this apartment full of sad memories with my pet bird named Bird and wanting summer to end so can go back to school.

In the meanwhile I decided to try and make friends, but I don't know how!

I have seen over 300 anime, I collect manga and figures, I like to get drunk and go to sleep or play counter strike (depends on how sleepy I am), watching shitty old dubs of OVA series (sometimes while drunk), talking to my friends online and any and all other sactivitie that don't involve thinking about my ex.

Over the past week I've made an incredible dwarf fortress home to offer 160 dwarves. It's worth noting that dwarfs cannot fill holes in your soul, don't try it.

I listen to futurefunk and eurobeat, I have awful taste in music and doubt I would be good for talking about it or anything like that

In short I'm looking to reinvent myself without her and you can be a part of that!

Serious inquires only, looking to meet in person with people as soon as: tonight. (Assuming you don't seem like a murderer)

Kick is captainpackard, if you remember seeing me on here before; hmu again, I'm serious this time. Thanks for reading!

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>>23870996
i think im the weed man in question
im down in oak lawn/s/sw burbs tho
but im usually in the city during the week for comedy shows

>>23875061
/mu/tant pleb here, need to get back to that board for recs
what part of the city are you in?

>>23879877

RIP to the legend.

We're in the north side, Uptown area. You do stand-up?

>>23879905
that's cool, uptown seems like a decent area.
im aspiring to do stand-up, so just getting a feel for the water by checking out shows and open mics
buddy of mine has been doing it in the city for a few years. he just moved to denver and is starting to do it professionally,
so that really inspired me to start writing down ideas and observations

>>23880013
Here's a joke for you...

How does Kanye make Chinese food?

>>23880024
im stumped. hit me with it

>>23880036
Yeezus Woks

>>23880050
nice. i wont go fat jew and steal that from you
ya keep what ya earn

>>23880013

Do you have any vids of your material? Fav stand up comics?

>>23880090
I'll just be happy if it becomes a thing. In comedy the best performers steal (inadvertently and on purpose). it's all about delivery anyways

I'll meme the fuck out of your Kanye standup

>>23880122
nah, haven't performed just yet. still working on material.
favs are george carlin, bill hicks, louie, dave chappelle, tom segura, mitch hedberg, dave attell,
patrice o'neal, greg giraldo, bill burr, doug stanhope, joey diaz, and david cross

>>23880127
my buddy told me ron white buys jokes from other comedians, apparently it's not too uncommon.

>>23880248

hell yea! I like your taste. no paul mooney tho? hit me up next time you're in my vicinity if you wanna chill. my kik is chiggywawa

>>23880414
i haven't seen or heard him outside of chappelle show desu. i'll hit you up in a few so i have your contact info

So is anyone doing anything fun tonight? Or are all the people with fun things to do not on 4chan... Somebody has to have something they're excited about doing.

>>23881001
No.

>>23881001
nope. girlfriend and i broke up recently, now i dont know what to do with myself.

>>23882097
Sorry to hear anon. Did you break up with her? Or was it the other way around?

24/F/Lonely AF
Chubby
Not looking to fuck
But would hang out and even pay for dinner or something...

>>23882115
Northwest Suburbs

>>23882101
she dumped me bc i cant commit and move in with her
but after 2 1/2 years, thats understandable
probably for the best and i need my freedom, but goddamn it's painful

>>23882115
>>23882120
>not looking to fuck
Then what's the point?
Will you at least trade nudes

22/m/bi/Crystal Lake

Hey everyone. How goes it?

>>23882126
Well I hope everything works out well for ya. I know it's hard, but time heals many wounds

>>23873189
Oh hey Daniel! Hope we get to smoke soon bud.

>Joe

>>23882115
Idk if you're interested but if you like 420 we can hang out and shoot the shit.

Don't listen to >>23882132 he's a fuckboi

>>23882132
No, I'm sorry.

>>23882137
We will bruh when the stars and the moon align lol

>>23882141
I'd be interested. Skype?

>>23882145
Hopefully that's soon bud. Ya seemed chill.

>>23882134
thanks for the kind words. i know it will eventually heal, but nothing thus far in life has prepared me
to deal with this void

>>23882153
I have a Snapchat, would that work?

>>23882141
>>23882199
Enjoy being a cuck

>>23882199
Should work - yea.


I'll pay for weed and stuff cause I don't want you to think I'm using you or anything outside of just you know conversation.

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anyone wanna grab a drink or indulge in the devil's lettuce?
s/sw burbs would be preferable, but i'll drive to the north end of the city to chill with anyone cool
not really looking for a rebound, just need someone to hang with and talk to

i have a steady supply of good bud, so dont expect another 4chan mooch here

>>23882274
I'll talk to you if you want to drop Snapchat.

>>23882304
i don't have snap, just kik and i rarely remember to log in to skype

>>23879814
Do you have a contact? You seem interesting.

any norfside anons here these days? ive never had success with meetups

>>23882115
I'm the touchy type/cuddle type. Still

19 m Wrigleyville
Straight

I'm just trying to eat a girl out in the 773 to be honest. Would've been so much easier in the older days of /soc/.

>>23883864
Damn shame /soc/ isn't like that anymore

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>>23882115
Where in the northwest suburbs are you located? Just looking to chat.

>>23876784
Yup

Bumpn

Bamp

Fuck yeah. Suck it Monday. Go eat a dick until next week.

Who else is stuck in traffic but pumped to be out of work?

>>23891136
wasn't stuck in traffic today, but i am pumped that my day is winding down and i can finally catch up on game of thrones

Anybody in the 630 area?

>tfw checking this thread cause there's never a thread for my state and Illinois is the closest

Living in Wisconsin sucks

>>23892595
I'm not too far. 847 here.
>>23892752
Where in Wisconsin? Also I believe there was a Wisconsin thread going a few days back.

>>23892752
Male here. Wisconsin does suck, never any females on here too.

>>23892827
262 area, really close to illinois

>>23892834
True, I feel like wisconsin is mostly country people that don't use the internet, at least the area I live in

>>23892854
I've always thought of Wisconsin as the Texas of the North lol. I live like 10 mins south of the border. How old are you anon? You smoke?>>23892834
But females are hard to find in these threads anyway.

>>23892854
Damn we're close hah, 414/262

And exactly how i feel, feel like no one uses the soc around here. Either drunks at the bars every day or country people who aren't social.

>>23892866
Agreed, but it's safe to say WI is probably the least likely to find any.

>>23882115
Kik?

>>23873198
I'm in Springfield running a trapathon

>>23892595
630 here, in Aurora

>>23882115
Hit me on snapchat
Sunbro414

>>23892827
Wooo Milwaukee knows the feeling...

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tfw when you live in the dead part of a dead state
and people from neighboring states show up and have livelier conversations than you

>>23892595
I'm in the durty 6-30 often

618 harrisburg reporting in. Anyone else
>southern Illinois?

Protip: southern Illinois is not Springfield or champaign.

>>23897737
Damn you are way down in southern il, I have a place down in Elizabethtown but im up in Chicago atm

>>23897836
yep. Etown is a nice area! Ever ate at the floating restaurant? I'm an idiot and got a burger at a place known for fish...it's on the river!!!!

>>23897849
Yuppp every time we go down there we stop at the floating restaurant, good place to eat.

I enjoy the quietness and peace of being in such a small town.

>>23897737

618/M/21
Mount Vernon
Kik me if you want
JoshuaPinkFloyd

>>23897920
got rid of kik, I have snap?
Oh forgot to mention, I'm a dude

Any grils around the 630 wanna miatcruise?

19/m/us/downtown chicago
kik me at microsoftwerd
pretty nice guy and really am in need of some green

630 m bi here looking for hook ups
throwaway9400 at gmail.com

Male
Kik:Chrunchy_T4CO
19
Westside somewhere
Just got here a week ago and looking to chill or skate

Bump to keep IL alive...

>>23903269
The struggle is real

20/m in Lincoln Park, would love to find a dom guy into kink to play with

>>23903805
you about nailed it

29/m/Pulaski&irving
Not looking to fuck or smoke, just wanna grab a beer at a dive bar this weekend. Just wanna shoot the shit

should probably just let it die, but...

Bump...

630/M/30

My family all just left for some casino in Iowa for the weekend so I get the place to myself for two days which is nice.

>>23909044
Family as in wife and kids?

And why didnt you go?

>>23909326
Family as in Mother and Grandmother. I live with them to help take care of my Grandmother because she's nearly 90.

>>23909345
>>23909326
And as for why didn't I go?
I'm staying home to watch our dog. That and I don't really care to gamble.

I'm here.

>>23893882
What's that

I have zero friends, haven't been laid in 6 months, hate my life, and am borderline suicidal

Who wants to touch me?

>>23913769
A massage therapist would be glad to take your money.

>>23913769
Ill touch you.

Kik SpringOfRage

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21/f/chicago

snap: Vinnnsanity

>>23913922
Disconnected

>>23883200
U interested head from a guy?

Bi 24 y/o white guy in Edgewater

>>23913922
Fake

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Bump

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217 area/27/M Bi

Looking for whatever. Friends, chat, pics. Generally interested in femininity. Send me a message if you want.

KIK: Tothomp

Got offered a job in northwest Indiana and looking for an apartment in Chicago

I heard the South Loop area is a good option. What say you /soc/

847/north shore suburbs here
26/bi guy
looking for cool people to chill with or cute people to fool around with or both
kik is zerochi11

Illinois may actually be one of the worse states to exist.

In 217. Anyone have recommendation for a spa/message place with some happy ending or more?

>>23915945
*Wisconsin

847 25 m horny, curious, bored

>>23916563
Yep.

>>23916575
18/M/847

Just how curious are you, lad

Schaumburg/21/M

Just down to chill and whatever

Snap: jazzylazz

>>23916718
Not the same anon but if you're close and a top we could hook up. 20/m/bi

>>23916778
I'm Glenview/Skokie/Wilmette, therabouts. I top.

kik: RapevanMcMinifridge

>>23915674
that seems kinda far to commute to nwi
i'd suggest searching in beverly,
blue island, evergreen park, or oak lawn

>>23916782
Man I'm up by Wisconsin

>>23916802
i did look at beverly, and only found two apartments up for rent

also found that, according to google, the commute to work from beverly would be 30 mins, while the commute from south loop would be 40. 10 extra mins for much nicer apartments and being closer to the heart of chicago seems like an alright price to me

>>23918001
google is on some bullshit, south loop is like 20-30 extra min of commute time during rush hour
im just telling you from experience of someone who has lived on the southside all his life

>>23916575
kik? email? smoke signals?

24/m/gay

847 area code looking for hookups

kik cj4713popstar

Does anyone have a Shelbyville High School year book? Looking for somebody.

29/m/chicago

Just moved back from Florida. Wouldn't mind making new friends. Not gay.

Kik - ras1187

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>>23920629
pretty sure i know who you're looking for.
it's one of these kids, right?

>>23870921
Beats most other Midwest states until you get an hour outside Chicago (driving). Then it's like mad max with industrial soy

>>23882274
Any day my nigga
I'm Naperville, you?

>>23893882
I feel like this is the closest person for me in this thread.

Illinois sucks ass, but GREENVILLE Illinois sucks big fat cocks.

>>23920629
Why the fuck would you want one of them?
I knew some and I would never associate.

>>23916803
Same bro. 18/m/bi. Kik: nick5263

>>23915674
My parents live in the south loop while i live up across the river. If you dont live by a cta stop getting anyway gets annoying and youre sorta on the edge of anything happening. It sometimes feels too quiet and deserted mostly families with young kids. At least theres plenty of food shopping

Near western suburbs anyone? Like near the Brookfield zoo

>>23923086
whats up dude, im >>23882274
im just outside oak lawn. do you use kik?

>>23925502
Yeah, I'm right nearby in Riverside.

>>23925606
Ayyooo
La Grange park here, but I went to RB

>>23925609
Cheers. Nice to see this area isn't dead. I went to RB too. When did you graduate?

>>23925625
Quite recently, last year actually. You?

>>23925637
2012. I've been here too damn long.

>>23925645
Same
I can't believe I've wasted years of my life here

18/f/cook

friendos apply

kik: ifightforthis

>>23925666
Right? Well time to drink and smoke until we manage to get the hell out.

>>23925684
Fuuuck
You've pretty much described my life outside of community college
>spend minority of time drinking/smoking with "friends"
>piss away remaining time on 4chan
I want to get off Mr. Bones' wild ride

anyone in the city of chicago?

19/f/847
Arlington heights/elk grove area

Looking for girl friends to do girly stuff with because I need more positivity in my life. Plus hanging out with a group of girls is fun and cathartic.

>>23882115
19/f/need more girlfriends
We'll switch paying for dinners

>>23925671
What do you cook?

>>23925887
fellow 847 here. if you find a group of girls, please invite me. ...I'm not a girl...

>>23925887
Did u see the Elks out this weekend?

18/M/Western Burbs

Looking for cute awkward females.

>>23927591
no boys allowed wwwww
>>23928198
no I was in Chicago for most of the weekend, seemed like it would be too hot for them to come out

>>23928736
Awww Boyz R gross and have COOTIES

*EEEEK*

847 here

Desperate to buy weed

>>23928736
Wow, sexist much?

Is 34 too old to be here? Tattoo artist in the city generally bored mostly lurking online when not at work because all my socializing gets done at the shop. Ask me something

snapchat: jumpman.ja

>>23928736
They were out Sunday by the fence and it was kinda neet if ur into that kinda thing

>>23930704
got kik? i can help, but im down in the s/sw burbs

>>23882115
Kik wll1 if you're still looking. Would love to grab a bite to eat!

26/ M/ southern il, Sparta!

Kik, glitchm6

28/m/Glenview almost
single, bored, hook ups are fine
sc trueno.solaris
f only cuz I've enough guy friends

>>23923086
my kik is psychonauticalmiles
hit me up if you wanna get lifted and/or grab some beers or something

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33 m 708 (Near Orland)

Fuck Illinois