DREAM GUY/GIRL THREAD! describe your ideal person; post contact

Honestly. My dream Girl is someone who likes to laugh, play video games, and cuddle and eat sushi.
I don't have a type, if we click and you like me for me, you're already my dream girl.
Kik. Beingisseeing

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here's mine
>18-22 years old
>white
>european accents are lovely
>the taller the better
>pale, sickly looking even
>gaunt
>dark circles
>lanky, big hands slender fingers that kinda thing
>glasses
>dominant
>at least into sensory deprivation
>at least somewhat racist, the more openly the better
>into post-punk, darkwave, deathrock, minimal synth or industrial
>somewhat cold, not too emotional and not overly clingy
>obvious displays of attention; i don't want to have to guess if you like me
>likes to cuddle and talk
>argumentative
>assertive
>playful/spontaneous

my sense of humor at this point is fucked, i laugh specifically at things that are completely incoherent/asinine or deliberately awful

>>23849925
oh, bonus points if your wardrobe is mostly variations of black

>>23849899
How old are you and do you have skype?

>>23849942
I am 18 and my Skype is grovethegrower

My ideal girl is someone who is artistic in some way and somewhat introverted like me. Definitely someone who I can spend the whole night talking to, but also can sit with a comfortable silence cuddling on the couch. She would be very caring, understanding, and sincere, understand when i'm being sarcastic and we would have a bunch of inside jokes/ references. Someone who is open to a lot of music and doesn't mind listening to a song on repeat for a whole week without going insane. Isn't a complete ditz and is able to take care of herself, also loves animals (even pet rats). At least 19 I guess and no older than 23? I'm flexible on age and race I care more about who you are a person, although shorter than me (5'7"). Short, dark hair on pretty girls in my kryptonite. Seriously I become such a dunce in front of a cute girl with short hair

i'm 21 with dark brown hair and blue eyes. again 5'7" and about 135-140 lbs. I'm a musician and I do have a job because I hate being a mooch. i've been playing guitar for going on 12 years, piano for 2, singing is something i'm working on right now. My favorite musicians are John Frusciante, Elliott Smith, Alice in Chains, Buckethead, Ravel, Chopin, Velvet Underground, Tool, Nuabes, Stone temple Pilots. if you share any of those thats a big plus. I'm also pretty affectionate, i can cuddle all day and kiss constantly. i'm quiet and shy but once I get more comfortable I can get weird. I also like physics and philosophy and can talk for hours about it. basically my brain is an on/off switch for things, either I love it unconditionally or i'm completely indifferent. that doesn't mean that i'm not open to trying new things though. I don't have any tattoos or piercings. I like reading a bit and painting/drawing

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My ideal girl is a marriage-minded viciously conservative occultist like me, or at least with some interest in esoteric things. She would have a nice voice and be able to hold conversation well. Bonus if she likes music and poetry so I can show off my compositions to her. I don't care much about appearance as long as she's white and healthy.

Dream girl? Interesting idea, prepare for a paragraph or two I think.

So it would have to be someone who is somewhat focused on a career, somewhere she wants to be in life.
Being geeky or into programming would be awesome but not necessary at all.
Body type would have to be skinny/medium, but more importantly she should exercise regularly, whether that be from going to the gym, playing sport, anything really. The strive to keep herself ourselves physically and mentally well is something I want to be able to share.
The most important thing of all though is for someone who likes to discuss things, I really want someone who, like me, can talk endlessly about both sides of a topic without being blinded by bias. I love being exposed to new angles I haven't even considered!
I'm a sucker for a girl who doesn't wear makeup, it's the sort of self confidence that I aspire to have myself (figuratively, I don't wear makeup)

But that's a pretty broad checklist to fill, I'm not going to leave a Kik or anything, but this was fun to think about, cheers OP
-Gee

>>23849932
well you have me pegged

>>23849925
Apart from the music, i tick all those boxes xD

>>23850011
>herself ourselves
Really fucked up on the proofreading there

>>23849925
>>at least somewhat racist, the more openly the better
lost me there

>>23850012
fuck, really?

her:
born female
clinically alive
over the age of consent

me:
disgusting sack of shit

>>23850042
you're more desu than that anon

>>23850020
yeah but you use that face so it doesn't count

>>23850035
Yuppers

>>23850055
can i contact you

>>23850058
sure. My email is [email protected] if you want further info

>>23849870
My dream man
>21-40
>likes his hair played with
>likes clingy but isn't
>likes chubby to big/ doesn't care
>likes to laugh
>loves my dry sense of humor
>willing to relocate to North eastern US
>insatiable sexual desire
>kinky
>curiously jealous
>weird fetishes
>dom
>deals with my attitude and loves it
>gives it right back
>loves the outdoors
>but has his own interests
>is okay with my beer love
>taller than 5'7
>likes cats

Post kik?

basically this girl
http://xhamster.com/user/VixenMoon

plz god

>>23850080
Her poor holes :(
You could store extra stuff in her orifices though, pretty handy to be honest

>>23850045
I'm just trying to trick girls into liking me by pretending to be self deprecating

>>23850074
asl? and define >likes chubby to big/ doesn't care

>>23850176
26/f/ north east us
Chubby-big losing weight

>>23849870

Dream Guy: In his 20's. Taller than me. Takes care of his body to some degree. Likes actual factual logic and doesn't argue from bias. Not an SJW. Assertive/Dominant socially and sexually. Stupid ass sense of humor. Probably likes video games. Doesn't care that I'm trans.

So basically no one.

A honest,loyal and sweet one with a similar personality, interests like video games or any geeky thing really and a childish sense of humor
A girl who could listen to me talking about space and how the world works, maybe ask a few questions too
Loves to laugh and smile

Now everything except her personality is negotiable as i mostly care about the person but here it goes

A cute face, big eyes are a huge plus
From skinny to chubby i dont really care
Any boob size, same goes for ass
Any hair color, pref red or jet black
High sex drive
Clingy is a plus

Baggage is not an issue for me, everybody has some baggage and its normal

A normal imperfect introverted girl with who i could spend my life with and do all sorts of in doors activities
A lot of cuddles and being stupid together as the years go by

As for me
Im 6'4
Chubby-ish im working on it, bmi 25.8
Childish and offensive sense of humor
Brutally honest, pretty much never lie
Will do anything for the people i care about
Non judgemental and open minded
Loves discussions
Enjoy cooking and baking

Her:

-20-25
-Skinny/slim/average, not overweight
-Height doesn't matter but preferably on the short side
-Dark hair
-Cynical, very sarcastic, doesn't get offended easily
-Not a super girly girl (but feminine of course). Not one of those "netflix and pizza and and emojis xD" girls
-Likes teasing and can handle banter, playing pranks on each other, etc
-Likes artsy shit
-Little bit of an edgelord
-Has some sort of hobby/interest that she gets excited to ramble on about
-Has at least a slight sense of fashion
-Has at least some kinks (can't be dominant though)
-Enjoys talking about politics and ethics and shit
-Isn't an SJW or feminazi
-Not a fucking drunk or a druggie
-Not a total weeb
-Would rather just stay in and watch movies than go out and party

I have kik/skype if you want to talk or some shit.

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>>23850256
me aside from
-20-25
-dark hair
-not a fucking drunk or a druggie
i like beer and wine too much

>>23850262
well okay, >>23850265

>>23850228

How tall are you?

>>23850074

Why would I have to relocate for you?

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>>23850265
I don't mind occasional drinking/light drug use, just don't fucking overdue it. I've just dated a druggie in the past because I thought it'd be cool. It wasn't

>>23850192
randommang is my kik

>>23850287
Family/four seasons/good job

>>23850298
been there felt that feel
you wanna try talking?
it's refreshing to hear someone else prefers cynical attitudes

>>23849870
Me:24, 5'10 95kg, working a full time job and bartending 3 nights a week
You: 5'8 or shorter, with the thigh strength to break a water Mellon
please note the mellon as it will be on the test

>>23850228
>>23850302
refer to this lol

>>23850283
Five Foot Seven

>>23850318
Me?

>>23850305

Yeah none of that is worth someone uprooting their life, especially if they have a halfway decent career (which in all likelihood would pay much more than your job). And that's IF you were a desireable person to begin with.

Playing a losing hand

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Dream Guy, or girl really

20-25
Deepish voice
Eastern European descent ideally, or whatever floats yer boat
Tall and lanky
Maybe curly hair?
Has their own informed opinions and an actual personality
On my ~wavelength ~ when it comes to humor
Outgoing or at least not silent all the time
Can like vidya but not be consumed by it
Really really musical
Has some ambition but not a ridiculous amount
Likes reptiles

Me: piss lord of shit mountain

>>23849925
I think this is me

>>23850344
i hope so

>>23850310
Sure dude, kik is jokipakka

>>23850338
>Playing a losing hand
Yep

>>23849925
>cold
>loves to cuddle and talk

Pick one, stupid

>>23849870
Hmm
Dreamgirl:
>Between 5'4 and 5'8.
>weight is not that important
>broader jaw
>colored eyes preferably deep blue
>very very cute personality
>wants to have kids one day
>rich lol
>should be open sexually and love to have sex very often
>loyal

That's it basically

>>23850370
i said somewhat cold

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Her:
- Skinny or medium
- Born female
- Plays vidya, preferably PC
- Has a hobby
- Boobs>ass
- 18-21ish
- Good sense of humor

Me:
- White, English
- Male
- 6'2"
- 19
- Lives in UK
- Hobbies: Gym, vidya & programming
- Medium
- Currently smokes, cutting down/quitting

Guy here, ideal girl:
- white skin, if her skin has a pink/rosy tone and she gets flustered easily it's even better
- short black hair
- petite body, but not necessarily skinny, she has some meat in the right places
- medium sized breasts
- completely shaved
- cynical but not overtly so, like, she knows the world can be shit but at the same time it doesn't mean she has to be a negative person and bring the mood down whenever she goes. Kinda of a hard personality type to describe
- honest and supportive
- smart and open minded about topics even if she disagrees
- likes nerd shit, comics, movies and gaming and such, has some critical sense about this things and is interested in less mainstream stuff, we both can talk about stuff we like and stuff we hate
- prefers spending time at home playing vidya or watching movies over going out, however won't turn down going out with friends or to dinner from time to time
- really enjoys physical contact, can't get enough of kissing, cuddling and fucking

Her:
>Domestic
>Supportive
>Submissive/servile
>Childish
>Moderately fit (yoga, hiking, dancing, whatever)
>Concious of her health

Basically I just want someone who wants to be taken care of

>>23850418
everytime i see someone looking for something traditional it restores a little bit of hope

>>23850443

Hard to find honestly.

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>>23849870
>Athletic (pic related)
>Likes to cuddle

>>23850471
i understand
good luck man

>>23849870
dream man?
ummm..

strong mental constitution,
but with a fair bit of emotional dependency on me.
caring and able to cook.
like cats.
neat but not a neat freak.
someone who thinks drugs are not exciting as everyone seems to imply they are.
168cms tall or taller.
not a fat deformed fuck.

>>23850559
Again, very easy to meet those requirements

>>23850585
well actually...

a lot of people BELIEVE they have a strong mental constitution. but they don't.

Every man I've meet and dated I have made cry like a blubbering idiot. Mostly by accident or about things I warned them in advance would happen.

him:
>18-21
>Tall (over 6'+)
>Goofy
>doesn't mind taking cute pics together
>Likes neck kisses
>Wants to go do things like hike or other fun adventures
>Honest and reliable
>mutually support each other
>Be best friends
>plz live in the US
Me:
>18/f/usa
>I like making art
>I like to dance around the house but I can't dance
>Im tall like 5'10"ish
>Ill make you dinner, but you have to do the dishes.
>Long dark hair
>chubby
>idk what else

>>23850609
forgot contact info
kik is abazaba18
SC is abazaba14

>>23850609
Damn everything on point except my location

>>23850559
And what is your body profile lol

>>23850604
Bite me

>>23850623
like what I look like?

I'm fem age 27
I'm a 6/10 to people if I don't suit their preferences. and a 8/10 for people, who do prefer what I have to offer.

Slim frame, brunette, suits cute ideals to a certain degree ect ect

Also a tad bit odd.

>>23850559

Where do you live?

>>23850648
>A tad bit
Brit detected, kik ?

Her
Age 18-25ish
Athletic
High sex drive
Short girl but don't mind height
Nice booty
White/Hispanic/light-skinned
Brunette/blonde
Kitchen skills
Camping fishing hiking
Hard worker
Animal lover

>>23850648
Kik?

>>23850655
>>23850653
I'm Australian and I only have skype.

>>23850664

Yeah that's far as fuck. Goodluck

>>23850663
>>23850664
Scratch that then ig

>>23850664
Shame, dont worry about it

>>23850074
I know your kind. You're worth a piece of cheese pizza fucked by rats and yet you want a fucking sexy god that will love every single shit you take

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Her
>From Missouri or the nearby vicinity
>Likes movies a lot
>Has cute underwear
>Is lazy or just likes chilling

>>23850621
where are you from?

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>>23850667
its okay I am not really looking for anyone. I just thought it would be fun to figure out and write down my ideals.

>>23850698
Faak, why do they have to be good looking too

>>23850714
well I did say i was an 8/10 if I suited the persons preferences.

did you think I was exaggerating :P

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Someone who listens to:


David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Joy Division, Nirvana, The Cure, Slint, Depeche Mode, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Swans, Alice in Chains, At the Drive-In, Faith No More, Agalloch, Isis, Ulver, Soundgarden, The Chameleons, Neurosis, Coil, Mr. Bungle, Akira Yamaoka, 16 Horsepower, Deftones, David Sylvian, Tiamat, Flower Travellin' Band, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Gojira, Einstürzende Neubauten, Scott Walker, Godflesh, My Dying Bride, Cult of Luna, Katatonia, Rosetta, Negura Bunget, Maudlin of the Well, Bauhaus, Type O Negative, Killing Joke, Mad Season, Kino, Kayo Dot, The The, The God Machine, Melvins, Tenhi, Vàli, Goblin, This Mortal Coil, Foetus, Acid Bath, Jesu, Temple of the Dog, Skinny Puppy, Rudimentary Peni, The Tea Party, The Angels of Light, Therapy?, Supersilent, Nine Horses, Rammstein, Screaming Trees, A Perfect Circle, Fever Ray, And Also the Trees, Lustmord, Fantômas, Meshuggah, Envy, Hole, Dir en grey, etc.

>Skype
la.furra.darketa

>>23850698

Like the other dude said couldn't hurt to be a little more specific. Most men would fit those standards

>>23850727
Do you have snapchat or kik, i know you said you only use skype

>>23850737
I thought i was being specific.

its pretty hard to find someone the right mix of emotionally dependant with a strong mental constitution.

I guess if I had to be more specific.
they would have to be attracted to crazy/offputting girls a tad.
and be okay with me wanting to hurt them as a sign of affection. but willing to stop me without getting too angry if it becomes to much. And not beg me to hurt them. that just ruins the fun.

>>23850768
lel
dont ruin my fun anon.

>>23850786
You're right, if he doesn't recognize you then he doesn't deserve to know

>>23850781
I mean if you weren't an aussie you sounded right up my alley

Her:
-Creative
draws/paints, likes to write/read, creates art.
-Likes spooky stuff.
-Cats (I live with 3)
-Likes adventures.
-Likes trading diy art gifts.
-Has dreams/goals and works towards them.

>>23850559
>someone who thinks drugs are not exciting
You sound like someone who hasn't tried drugs.

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HER
>neurotic
>skinny-medium
>smokes cigarettes
>day drinks
>does some sort of diy artsy musical shit
>doesn't care to be rich/successful
>nihilist
>sweet sweater collection

>>23850795
I am
>>23850609

>>23850800
i tried drugs to see what the fuss was about when i was 24-25.

pot was meh it slowed down my thought process and made it disjointed. not as relaxing as people claimed it to be. just makes people stupid t b h.

coke was okay but I get natural highs better than that anyway.why too over priced as well.

speed was disgusting. leaves your brain feeling dirtier than coke. not worth the buzz.

molly dosent work on me due to anti depressants. from what i noticed when testing it on other people it leaves then emotionally unhinged for two days afterwards if you feed them enough for it to be amusing.

shrooms was interesting but only works properly once a month. only really good as a one time thing or a party trick.

meth is more discusting than speed wont touch it. avoid meth heads. they get very depraved when coming down.

opioids are pleasant but wrecks havoc on the body due to the increased dosages needed. also the person becomes useless after a while and easily aggravated in between dosages.,

Wowwww these are insane to read like they're so specific get over yourselves

>>23850855
Meh, some people just aren't compatible with drugs. I'd say something like anti depressants fucked with your experiences but you seem like you don't benefit from drugs. I'd like to know what the fuck you do to get better natural highs from coke?

>>23850879
its a DREAM person leave us olone

>>23850923
if your super depressed for long enough you start to get mood swings when its at its worse. for me i would have the occasional have a day here and there when if felt like my body was drugging itself. I don't know the science behind it so I cant really explain it to you.

>my dream girl

I always love a chubby girl, especially one with big breasts, thighs, and hips. I love sweet, caring, and domineering girls, as long as you make me feel loved and you genuinely like me, I'll love you. I also love women older than me who know how to take control, and who will basically wear the pants in the relationship. Finally, i love the cute little things, like cuddling and kissing and just holding hands.

Kik:the_conman98

>Loyal
>Honest
>Smart
These are obvious. If I'm with you, I respect you enough not to cheat or lie. I ask a lot of random/weird questions. You being able to answer them without batting an eye is hot as fuck.
>Sense of Humor
This is a deal breaker. I love to laugh and smile and it makes me so happy when you're smiling too.
>Takes care of himself
>Likes to cook
I'm chubby but working my ass off to get fit. It's incredibly important to me. I'm not looking for Adonis, but a decent set of shoulders and a nice ass might make me take your clothes off 10-12 times a week...
>Likes the outdoors
Let's go hiking or kayaking up a river so I can screw you in the forest. I mean...we can have a picnic.
>Adventurous in the bedroom
I want to try EVERYTHING
>Taller than me
I know you can't control this, but it's weird when I have to look down at you.
>Be open minded but not so much that you're Tumblr Tier
>27-34
>No drugs/alcoholic
>Independant
Clingy is nice in the beginning but not so much later on.


Me:
-5'6
-26
-Chubby but working on it
-Dirty sense of humor
-Brutally honest and open
-I'll always be there for you but will not coddle you.
-I can talk about a lot of things and if I don't know anything on the subject, I'lll sit and listen to you for hours.
-Love cooking and trying new things.

>>23850982

Where do ya live?

>>23850982
You kinda forgot something....

>>23851012
Ne, USA

>>23851014
I realized that I left out a lot of things after I hit post. What would you like to know?

>>23851027
>Ne

That's far.

>>23849870
Female
Between 5'8" and 6'
Eastern European, preferably Czech or Russian
Slightly muscular
Enjoys guns
Fairly stable from a mental perspective
Doesn't mind that probably have some pretty fucked up depression and will be clingy as shit
Likes dogs and wide open spaces.
Is willing to split house chores.

>>23851027
Asl typically helps people or the common her/him

>>23851036
Where are you?

>>23851044
26/F/NE, USA

>>23851046

California

>>23851057
Any preferred contact?

>>23851087
KIK would be best: FearlessRin

Dream Girl:
>20ish
>mentally ill (bpd or schizo spectrum preferred)
>clingy
>thin
>dark circles under eyes
>dark hair or very light blond hair
>short
>loves me ;-;
>likes to cuddle
>likes to spend time with me
>is interested in either sciences or art
>kind of a shut-in or a full on shut-in
>not a large social circle, doesn't like people much
>feminist
>wants all my time and attention
>likes board games
>not an alcoholic
>sex averse or understanding of that sort of thing
>socialist or at least liberal
>wants to live on a farm or in the woods or something
>or wants to live in a tiny house in the country somewhere
>likes rain, overcast days
>dresses nice or is willing to dress nice
>female
Idk, I can't think of anything else. I'd date the complete opposite of that if I liked her and got along with her tho. OH
>believes love is the most important thing in the world

She probably doesn't exist, but what the hell.

>Chinese
>toned body
>cheerful
>assertive
>can talk about 4 of: natural sciences, world politics, socioeconomics, contemporary history, military affairs, video games
>likes my short, fat, pedantic, loner ass

My dream girl (that probably doesn't exist):
>white
>uses little to no makeup
>European (preferably French as I have a thing for French girls and the language)
>smart
>not a philistine
>honest
>not fat
>someone who wants to spend all of their waking time with me


>skype
jawzus

Meh. Probably sounds shallow or picky as the next fuck but here I go.

Him:
>24-38
>lives alone or with roommates
>lives in Midwest or has the means to travel for dis azzz
>likes or is okay with chubby or bbw but not creepily obsessed in a fetish way
>slim to average build
>tall (6'0 & up)
> pale hispanic, native, Asian, pale Indian, or white
>dark hair
>green, hazel, or light brown eyes
>no cracker thin lips
>6 inches or up penis, the thicker the better obviously
>excellent hygiene
>can grow facial hair but doesn't have a beard
>honest, dark sense of humor, intelligent and philosophical, caring nature, likes to argue, affectionate, down to earth af, likes vidya movies, drinking occasionally, will call me on my shit but also baby me :3
>neet or shut in but not socially fucked

Will share more about me (22/F) if anyone fits all if not most of these things. Leave your kik or snapchat while I hang myself thank you.<3haha

Preferred girl:

>Someone who will listen to/play music with me
>Open-minded
>Doesn't mind my quietness
>Nice
>Cute
>Likes cuddling and making out at least once a day
>will help motivate me to exercise and eat healthier
>420-friendly but doesn't mind that I don't like drinking (I don't mind if they like to drink)
>Funny in some sense

Not much else to say, maybe you think we'll click? If so, my email is [email protected]

>>23851614
Why neet or shut-in?

>>23851637
Yeh

>>23850781
Damnit you sound near perfect but playing with long distance relationship again would fuck me over this time. I'm in NZ though so if you ever decide to pop over the ditch let me know. Kik is Hazee106.

>>23851713
No I meant like uh, why do you want that? Most people view those as very negative things.

My dream partner, oh boy, brace yourselves, for flowery and draw out nonsense.

My dream partner would be someone who brings out the sides of me that I'm otherwise to shy and nervous to share. Give me honest feedback so I don't go make a fool of myself. We'd stay up all night in bed spooning or on the couch talking about whatever falls out of our mouths; be it worries, mistakes, Anything that's caught our interests, or sleep deprived nonsense. They'd jump at the opportunity to go out for a hike in the middle of the night or to make a huge mess mixing some wild concoction for dinner. They'd wear the stupidest grin as I go on rambling about whatever thing I've spent too much time thinking about, and vice versa. They'd have to get my bizarre sense of humor. And they'd have to be passionate about whatever they've decided is worth they're dedication, and have enough patience to explain it to me, and answer the myriad of follow up questions I'll have once I do get it. And while I don't have any real physical preferences short curly hair is always a plus.

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21/f is me.

id prefer a girl around my age, with a slim/petite body type with cute boobs that aren't really more than a handful and a nice ass. definitely must have a cute smile and be easy to talk to. video games, 420 friendly, likes corny jokes.
hmu

>>23851727
Sorry, I'm kind of tired lol. Honestly I rather not with the neet thing but shut in is fine. I'm a shut in myself so it kind of meshes well, ya know?

>>23851748
I'm in the Midwest and fit most of,your criteria

>>23850609
I got the bill on all of these...except for the height...

>>23851754
Got contact or are you just pointing that out? Lol

>>23851762
How tall are you?

>>23851783
I've got a burner email for now. I can post it so you don't get flooded.

Otherwise, just pointing it out lol. Though what part of the Midwest?

>>23849966
Skype? Snap chat?

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The dream is something like pic related
Likes cooking
Likes reading
Has a life and her own interests
Not too consumed by her family or friends
Me:
>white guy with brown hair and blue eyes
>5'9" tall
>skinny, hitting the gym and making gains
>going to good school, guaranteed job when i graduate
>Hobbies: some video games and anime, programming (/g/entooman)
>Love the water
>doesn't expect to meet anyone on 4chan
I expect to become a wizard at this rate.

>>23851794
I highly doubt that I would. But North Midwest. Wheres dat "burner email" at?

>>23851819
also from Midwest
Can you prove you're a grill?

>>23851787
5'9"

>>23851829
Yeah, can you prove you're a dude?

>>23851846
Probably not.

>>23851846
>>23851846
you want me to post my time stamped dick ITT? I'll do it if you time stamp your boobs

>>23851837
That's not bad lol Pretty much my height anyway

>>23851815
Me
>5', enjoys any music, age 20,asian, has short dark hair but color changes cause works in salon, artsy (drawing and hair) put people first by t same time able to care for self, enjoys cuddling and enjoys convos all day eeryday. Send me Skype or snap ;)

>>23851864
Nice try. I'm not looking at your dick and I'm not showing you my tits. There's other ways for verification.

>>23851871
okay, what do you suggest?

>>23849870
skype? snap? kik?

>>23851874
I'll let you sit on that one.

>>23851865
Alright well, my Kik is hot_olives.

24/m im a fuckin savage first of all. seriously tho. im a large athletic physical beast and i enjoy mixed martial arts, backpacking, snowboarding, wrestling, working out, sports, and music. i play the piano and make shitty electronic and hip hop music. i like reggae too. ya I know, you don't. in some ways i am very masculine. on the inside though, i'm sensitive, intelligent, and really very sweet. I hate hurting people's feelings more than anything, besides hurting animals. I'm really nice but with an edge. and although you wouldn't think it rather intelligent. im not interested in politics or religion or other pointless shit, but I love having intelligent conversation. i experiment with drugs but stay generally sober. dont really enjoy alcohol or marijuana. im very silly and playful and extraordinarily laid back. quiet, detached and observant. i never get mad, never offended, but at times offensive. at times i battle depression but I've been winning that battle these days. i like to think ive gained wisdom over the years.

i want a girl who is not fat.

also who is down to earth, not caught up in needlessly stressful issues like politics, social justice, blah blah shit. who has a good sense of humor with an edge. who is nice but not naive. who is okay with my strangeness. who is healthy and active. down with the outdoors is a necessity. smart is cool, most of you on here are smart anyway. low maintenance. not needy or insecure or restrictive. you must be independent and okay with being alone. i think thats a prerequisite to any healthy relationship.

Should have a penis
Tall
Fuzzy
Appreciates imagery, bicycles, and activism in all its forms. Smokes weed. Adaptable. Crunchy.
Not a narcissist.

skype is pikanip

>>23851897
what does that even mean

>>23851919
Sit and spin, baby.

>>23851929
I posted my email above

>>23851929
>Sit and spin
I'm lost. Just prove you're a girl pls

Her
>Asian or pale with Dark hair
>Kinda chubby
>Makes me happy
>Would play video games and watch movies n stuff together
>Would send stupid pictures and videos back and forth
>Loves cats
>Interested in art
>Would actually want to lay around the house and not "netflix and chill ;DDDDD"
>Basically want a best friend as my GF

>>23851953
I think her point is that she doesn't need to prove anything. I've spoken to a lot of people from this website, mostly women, and no one has ever lied to me about their gender. Just...talk to her. I really doubt she's a he trying to con you into a conversation

>>23850559
>>23850559
im allergic to cats but i fit the bill (i pet em anyways) let me lean on you, im idealist, and i like cooking salmon, quinoa, amd sautéd spinich :P kik is gryphdog62

>>23851953
You've yet to post any contact info so I can do so, dude.

>>23851969
Thank youuuu. Exactly.

>>23851984
Just do it here

>>23850609
>chubby

if i wasn't somewhat shallow in this regard you could have been my wife. unless you'd let me make your weight loss a project, like mine was for myself :D

>>23851991
You're way too difficult, anon. Goodnight lol

>>23852012
fine
What's your contact info?

>>23852012
>>23852015
you guys are such a silly couple I'm rooting for u!

>>23851990
Er i fit everything, my kik is loveyourselfeh if you actually want to talk

her:

lives in mexico

>>23850698
This gif looks familiar. Did you post it in /div/ to get a resding?

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Him:
>6'+
>Full beard
>Strong/fat or husky
>Plays vidja
>Very affectionate and loyal
>Lives in NJ
>Wants QT redhead wifey

Looking for girl who will be my slut. Not really looking for sex with me, but I want to hear about what nasty things you do. You must be trustworthy, loyal, and mentally stable. Definitely not a traditional relationship. If you are interested, [email protected]

I need a girl who

>18-30
>wavy hair
>half smirk
>queen of the realm
>of house Tyrell
>not married to Tommen anymore
>not playing in a series anymore
>is actually just Natalie Dormer

>>23850697
Croatia

>>23850686
Actually I prefer pretty average looking chubby guys that know how to give me shit, but alright.

>>23849870
My dream girl likes reading (anything, but I'll be excited if it's fantasy), cuddling and subtle affection. She's passionate and will rant, and doesn't mind hearing me occasionally rant about my passions as well. She'll be comfortable with the fact that I can go from chatty, to being happy with quiet company, and she'll try to be as open with me as I try to be with her.
Because these threads are ideals, and I'm clearly not describing anything physical, it's because I don't have an ideal like that. Most women are beautiful anyway.

I like these threads. I know ideals don't exist, but it's interesting to organise what I like into words. Plus dreaming is nice.

>>23849899
Add me gamergod88

>18-30 year old
>have no problems with video games
>don't find certain "words" to be offensive
>isn't a bitch
>together time don't have to be linked with spending
>actually initiate things
>white
>huge tits
>glasses
>sidecut
>tattoos

>>23849925
That's basically me wrapped up in a list!! Add me on sc: Donybear68

>>23849925
That's basically me summed up in a list! You sound perfect but then again you could a nigger lol. Add me on snap chat : Donybear68

Here is my dream girl:
>18-22
>lives in the UK
>white
>around 120lbs
>dark hair
>a bit assertive and dominant personality
>loyal and honest
>likes cuddling and intimacy
>plays video games
>doesn't smoke
>clingy and obsessive
>not a neet
>has some hobbies
>likes travelling and will travel with me
>no tattoos or piercings
>not very experienced sexually
>not a weeb
>bit shy and introverted
>can hold a conversation

Kik: atazs
Skype: assman300

>>23852816
I'd fit the bill, but sadly got piercings. Only one facial one though.

>>23852824
Not an issue for me

Wanna kik?

>>23850781
i feel like you've scarred so many guys in your life... deep emotional scars. From melbourne here if you're still lurking id be interested in chatting, feel like I tick a lot of your boxes.

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No idea really, probably some garage-punk hipster gal with short hair, whom's witty as fuck and unafraid to act autistic with me. It'll never happen though, even if I found her, I act too emotionally distant because I'm an introverted fuck. Not to mention I'm 21 and have never had a gf.

My ideal man, huh.
He is interesting and smart. He has a lot of stories, interests and opinions. He is very curious - we constantly learn and teach each other things. He is informed about the world, and has a critical and skeptic mind. We're similar, but not totally alike when it comes to interests and taste.
He has a great sense of humour, we laugh a lot together. He is sarcastic, maybe even a bit mean - nothing I say ever offends him. We tease each other all the time.
He is loving and empathetic, but he isn't overly emotional: I can't really deal with a total drama queen that gets upset over everything. He's reasonable and wise, a bit introverted, pretty mature, calm, upfront. He knows how to talk about his feelings and insecurities. He's not clingy and jealous. He is down to earth, kind and decently optimistic.
He takes care of himself well - he eats healthy, he's clean and well-groomed, he takes care of his place. He's not extremely materialistic. He likes sex, but his life and our relationship doesn't revolve around it. He isn't a party animal, doesn't do drugs or drink excessively. He wants to have a family one day. And a dog. A big dog.
He loves travelling a lot - If I ask him to put his stuff in a backpack and leave with me, he'd do it. He is also fine with being lazy assholes and spend days minding our own business, cooking or watching tv shows on the couch.
And he likes dark chocolate.

>>23852871
Really specific buy realistic... Mi gusto

>>23852832
Sure. I messaged you

>>23852889
:) that wasn't me

Kik Lamapunk

>>23852871
im curious why the dark chocolate part?

>>23852904
messaged you

Llell237 is my snap.

>>23852871

I am honestly a little taken aback by that description, very precise and methodical. Consistent, too. I want to get to know the person behind it quite a bit.

Skype is willfulagent

Also I don't like dark chocolate...I LOVE dark chocolate. I love it more than milk chocolate by a significant margin.

>>23852873
Thank you!

>>23852907
No reason. I wrote an essay on my ideal man, I didn't know how to end it, I added a stupid detail.
I liked guys who loved white chocolate before. It didn't work out, tho.

>>23852927
Thank you. I'll add you soon!

>>23852972
see i'd message you but im a proud cat owner... it would never work :/

I'm bi so I guess I'll do both :p
Him:
Taller than me 6'2+
Medium length wavy hair a bit like mine
Dominant in the bedroom
On the right of the political spectrum
Has a dark sense of humour or any for that matter
Likes music in general
Quite kinky
Enjoys Vidya


Her:
Shorter than me
Pale skinned
Red hair but I like brunette too
On the right of the political spectrum
Doesn't mind kinks and fetishes and has some of her own
Sarcastic dark sense of humour
Enjoys Vidya

Me:
Tall-ish 6'2
Avg body
Quite kinky but doesn't consume me
Medium length brown wavy hair I guess I'm not 100%
18
M
Uk
Kik: sherrifftoast85
Even if you're not from the uk but fit most of the criteria hmu

>>23852976
>see i'd message you but im a proud cat owner... it would never work :/
I have a cat too, and I love her, but dogs > cats.

>>23852972
What does a guy have to do to get you on kik or skype?

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I am 18/M/UK
186cm tall, slim, Music Degree student.
As you can tell by the pic, I am occasionally on the feminine side, but not always. Am tattooed n stuff as well.

Dream girl:
>around my age
>loves music (of any kind)
>cat person (or, reptile)
>pizza enthusiast
>very unnatural hair, or very natural
>glasses are a bonus, but no strong feelings
>into video games
>would like to be a lot smaller than me, but doesn't matter too much
>understands that whenever it rains heavily I will get excited and message her about it
>or just a nice person

If you're a guy and we share interests, feel free to contact me too, looking for friends to talk about Music with and play games.

Kik: S846

>>23852992
yeah but thats the beauty of cats, you just said you love her, but she probably just thinks "feed me human"

if you'd like to chat my kik is kyle.choc

23/m/northwest US

dream guy:
>gayfag
>into anime besides entry level shit
>internet savvy, grew up online like me
>likes games, ideally go or chess, could settle for the usual video games and tcgs tho
>wont judge me for being a neet
>ok with being the one to initiate things (conversations, dates, etc)
>ok with me being clingy
>transparent about affection, no "playing hard to get" or immature shit like that
>ok with hanging out at home being lazy, maybe not even directly interacting, just being around each other, wouldnt need dates to be a big "event"
>shortish-medium dark hair (longer than buzzcut), thin + glasses = 100% my type, bonus points for asian, looks arent super important but they help
>not a complete aspie, just a chill, non-judgmental, unassuming dood

please exist im so fucking lonely

kik: sleepington

i have steam and skype too, but prefer kik first

My ideal girl is sweet but not naively so, more of a kind because it cost nothing as opposed to she is a perfect flower.
She has done some reading, not quoting Shakespeare like a bad movie villain but enough to catch a reference.
This ties into the biggest point for me, she must have an amazing sense of humor.
I'm all about comedy in all shapes and forms. The world is a cruel place most of the time and nothing really matters and the greatest gift we can give each other is a little bit of joy to put off that previous information.
From toilet to puns to the macabre if she can tell a joke and get a joke then she is a 10 to me.

As far as psychical preferences goes, I've always had a special place in my heart for short stacks and blondes. But at the end of the day if she has good hygiene, isn't excessively fat, and has one or two nice features everything else takes a backseat the personality.

>>23853008
you're absolutely adorable and i p much fill most of them (down to felines and reptiles being my favourite) but you're too young :(
hope you'll find someone <3

>>23851614
hi unfortunately i'm located in europe

>>23851815
>>23851867
Snap: new.m00n

>>23853005
>What does a guy have to do to get you on kik or skype?
Sacrifice three virgins to Satan. Or give me his contact.

>>23853012
I know for sure she hates me, she's a huge bitch.
I'll add you as soon as I find my phone.

More to get it off my chest than actually looking.

Me
>25 F
>Country biker kid
>Loves roadtrips, video games, art
>Tougher looking exterior, actually loves the shit out of cute collectibles and plushes
>5'7" short brunette hair
>Honestly a little pudgy
>Has a few tattoos, plans for more
>Loves having projects, loves to work
>Because of it, I can he a little introverted, stoic, get absorbed in working on something
>Adaptable lover, likes to please the other

The guy:
>20-30
>Maybe a little rockabilly or punk?
>Maybe he has ink too,
>Or sexy accents
>Voice like stone
>As long as he's generally healthy, build doesn't matter
>More aggressive lover in bed, says/takes what he wants
>Driven, likes to explore or has interests to pursue, I admire dedication
>Maybe he's a goofball, can be silly sometimes
> Knows when to be respectful, though

The Lady:
>20-30
>Sweet, cuddly, goofy
>Bright, driven girl
>More on the fem side
>So long as she's healthy, build is not important
>Maybe juicy thighs, though, I love to give oral, I like being buried between two pillows
>Sweet and innocent until I get her alone
>Maybe a little dominant?

>>23852824
Eh, i don't really mind one or two just don't like someone with excessive amounts. Add me on kik?

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>>23852693
Well, I'll make you eat my shit

Her:
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred

>>23853090
:c
Cruel world

>19-23
>male
>chubby or fat
>taller than me; i'm 4'11
>artistic
>outdoorsy
>spontaneous and fun
not a long list

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>20 years old
>cutie korean
>average height
>pale and skinny
>listens to indie music
>professional league player
>mid laner for imt
>pobelter

someone get this amazing man to love me or if you look like him hmu

skype: chocolatemilkine

Me:
>male, 19yo
>5'6", chubby (got a qt face tho)
>i listen to a lot of music, and make a little too
>i don't do much
>i wish i read more
>neet, but going to college in sept

Her:
>physically, i don't care
>just b cool
>interested in some sort of music
>bonus points if you can play something/sing
>willing to recommend good books
>willing to do an ldr bc i probably don't live near you

>>23852336
Kik

me:
>male 24 bi
>southern california
>5'11 thin fit
>into music without any specific preferences. If its good, its good.
>have a physical job, keeps me in shape
>have a car
>vidya, comedy, hiking, weed, delicious food
>I have absolutely no self confidence but learned how to fake it

her/him
>cute face
>willing to deal with my bullshit
>don't care about your body as long as you're willing and able to go on day hikes
>likes cool stuff
>likes guys with long hair

kik j.stylin

>>23853552
>>23853552
21
Chubby
6'4
Likes to draw
Likes bike rides outdoors, introverted but i like nature with some company
Spontaneous? Yeah people say so

Pretty easy

>>23852740
>>23852749
obviously i'm not lol
i don't use snapchat. would rather have a convo with you than see your dick or something, sorry.

Her:
>Kinda short
>blonde
>halfway down back
>cute teeth (i think its cute if girls have un-braced teeth. If teeth are too perfect it looks unatural.
>dont care about breast size
>blue eyes
>white skin, not too pale tho
>wears skirts, likes to dress feminine.
>christian
>loves books
>loves movies
>loves games
>loves music
>loves me

Him:
>black
>strong
>6ft+
>Strong
>works out
>deep voice
>kinda mean
>8inch dick
>soft side
>christian
>germanic

Me:
>male, 18yo
>5,6
>bit too skinny
>listen to a lot of music, read a lot of books, watch a lot of movies, play a lot of games
>I dont go out much
>not good at talking to new people, but im a damn good debater
>agnostic
>loves books
>loves movies
>loves games
>loves music

Her:
- cute/pretty face
- brunette
- has a good sense of humor
- nice
- doesn't mind my dumb puns
- clean
- white/mixed/middle eastern/asian/hispanic
- 5.5/10+

Me:
- male 20 straight
- 5'7
- East Of England
- athletic
- dark brown short hair
- 7/10
- activities include hiking, mountain climbing, tennis and video games
- infantry soldier
- well educated in engineering but nothing else

>>23850228
Hi there. Kik?

Guy or girl, short, kind, good natured, but will take every shit in front of me. They have to be into scat _Finch_455

>>23853105
Wait why won't it let me add you? :(

Him:
>21-25 years old
>extremely skinny/ lanky, the taller the better
>into science, and would be willing to listen to me ramble on and on
>some what cynical is nice without constantly raining on my parade
>easily finds humor in things, but isn't edgy
>casually enjoys video games
>enjoys switching roles from submissive to dominant
>doesn't particularly like going out
>loves animals
>casually drinks but doesn't do drugs or smoke
>likes to be affectionate in private but doesn't like PDA aside from holding hands

Me:
>female
>Short
>Dark Hair
>Average, with some chub in some places
>works a lot but still finds time to do things
>likes to cuddle
>loves hiking
>loves animals
>enjoys video games, but isn't particularly good at any
>is somewhat cynical but tries to be optimistic
>Kind of have a problem with talking too much when I get excited

>>23853836
Idk :(, what's yours hopefully it will work for me

>>23853838
Everything except skinny and drinking

I adore when girls talk too much or rable about science or things they are passionate about

You sound like a total catch

>>23853838
huh, I fit that. Almost perfectly.

>>23853898
Thank you! Do you work in a science field?

>>23853906
Do you have a kik?

>>23853934
Nope, studying logistics and intelligent systems, i have a electric engineering degree and i was always into physics and and STEM in general but i didn't pursue it as its pretty damn useless here

Good luck on finding thst perfect guy, shouldn't be too hard!

>>23853934
No, i generally use skype, or gtalk or yahoo. Kik is a bit of a mess of a program, that doesn't exist on PC :/

>>23853956
Would you want to talk on skype?

>>23853980
sure, skype: manicbreak

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>>23849870

perfect girl? its really hard to pick physical feathure since i'm not that picky...first part are big lines...


>18-30
>white / asian
>girl or transgirl
>not a feminist/sjw / leftist
>hair...just dont be bald. the longer the better.
>submisiv in bed but still active and not just laying there
>no particular height, i'm 192cm (6'3) so that shouldnt be a problem if you're tall.
>who take care of herself, how she look
>i'm okay with a bit chubby but there is a limit
>nationalist / a bit racist / or who just think a president should care about his own peoples first, before caring about others country's peoples.
>listen to rock/hardrock, and open to other styles. i like finding new artists and i'm curious.
>show emotions clearly
>she dont mind french accent
>love cuddling and being close, show her love.
really important:
>dont try to test me, i'm sincere, if it doesnt work i will tell you.
>is sincere, no lies.
>good comunication, its important, it wont work otherway, if somethings bother you, tell me, dont push me away, you dont solve problems by ignoring them.
>is fine with my personality and my past, been trough rough time and my life is finaly starting, and is only gonna get better over the time.

>bonus point if she didnt ride the cock carrousel for years and jsut wana find a beta boy to settle.

about me:

>i'm bi, but since most guys try to fuck everything they can, and always wana end up faping on cam in every skype call, i kinda avoid them.
>25 yo french man.
>192 cm (6'3)
>83 kg (182lbs) but its moving up and down due to musculation.
>used to be a depressed boring asocial guy, then i decided to change that, lost 20 kilos, started lifting, pushing my work research (might get a good long one in a few weeks) , plan to get more social and go out more, wana be happy with my body and myself.
>dark short hair
>green eyes
>still low self confidence but its getting better.

tell me if interested, i can skype, but dont be a dick if you dont like me.

>>23854095
oh i forgot one in "really important"

she dont do drugs.
i have my reasons and that will never work if she do drugs.

sorry for typing so much.

>>23853836
Fye7777

Dream girl?

A honest and sweet girl who likes video games, movies, food but also likes nature and would go on a walk or ride with me
Immature humor and loves to laugh
Loves cuddling and intimacy

I dont have a type, if i like you as a person i like you for you and you're my dream girl then

I have a sweet spot for shy and awkward girls,darker hair, shorter girls, glasses, and a beautiful smile

>>23853876
Fye7777

>>23853980
>>23853934
>>23853838
still there?

>>23854095
>nationalist / a bit racist / or who just think a president should care about his own peoples first, before caring about others country's peoples.

I love when people from /pol/ start spreading the message

Rianmcdaid - snap chat for nudes

>not an element ball thread

smfh

Introduction
There were balls everywhere. Many myths have been spun about god, but i am the chronicler, and i am here to dispel all bullshit creation stories once and for all. The story you are about to hear is not myth, however if it is easier for your feeble mind to take as such then so be it. Before all else, before women, before the earth and time and space, god created man , and to mankind he gave balls. To each man a flaw, and to each man a ball. Within these balls god gave each man what it took to become more god like, a key to unlocking his true potential. If you are of a foolish type you may be thinking that the balls are a metaphor for something more like a way of thinking, but i assure you the meaning is quite literal. These balls were dubbed the "element balls" and their manifestation in your world is quite physical. The truth behind the disappearance of your balls is the tale i spin today. This tale begins with a man following his own dreams, who would set into motion a chain of events that would fart in the face of the world. This is the talee, of the element balls.

>>23849870
Dream Girl:
> 21-30 (not a hard range)
> Super short (4'3"-4'10/11"?), but no dwarfism
> Thin/skinny
> Small, perky breasts and butt
> Pale
> Redhead is bonus, but not required
> Not dumb
> Into science, literature, etc.
> Closer to liberal than conservative
> Closer to introverted than extroverted
> Closer to cat person than dog person
> Probably other things, but I don't think about this topic enough to remember them

>>23854237
i barely browse /pol/, i try to stay away from information and nationalist sites too, because i dont need them to tell me what to think.

thats jsut my opinion.

>>23854253
short girls are cute.
good luck.

Sure, why not
Ideal girl
>younger than me (19)
>short as possible
>skinny to medium body
>non-serious personality type, very laid back
>has some kind of artistic or creative hobby
>well educated, not necessarily an academic but needs to understand how the world works
>not deeply religious, if religious at all
>open to having conversations and debates about everything without getting mad
>also not offended by casual, incredibly offensive/dark humor
>fine with laying in bed all day one day and going on adventures the next
>outdoors-y to a point, since a lot of my interests are outdoors-y
>likes sharing and participating in others' interests and vice versa
>clingy at least to a point, I actually prefer people who focus on one person at a time
>openly sexual/flirty, not too reserved or embarassed
>no major debilitating psychological issues.
(I only say this because I tend to fall for 'damaged' girls and it creates a whole lot of awful drama)

I'll post a description of myself if someone asks, don't want to shit up the manic pixie dreamgirl thread too much

Dream Girl:
>19-22
>shorter than me, preferably around 5'9
>slim to average body
>preferably blonde or ginger but doesn't really matter
>not too serious, but not too laid back
>doesn't necessarily have to have an artistic interest but at least acknowledges and appreciates art
>doesn't have to be religious but would prefer if somewhat christian in terms of morals
>likes humour, even black comedy
>is open to new ideas and hobbies
>not necessarily well educated but at least understands the world and is intelligent
>somewhat prude or modest in terms of sexuality
>preferably apolitical
>has interest in classical music, culture and literature

>>23854237
i wouldnt be suprised if a dating site for nationalist existed

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Can't Describe, but she is my dream girl

>>23850686
... she literally didn't say anything about body type in her description. who pissed in your cheerios?

>>23853956
> Kik is a bit of a mess of a program, that doesn't exist on PC
Use bluestacks

Dream girl:
> Plays video games.
> Listens to either rock, alternative, industrial, or country.
> Not a vegetarian.
> Wants to have kids someday, but isn't in a rush.
> Submissive as hell in the bedroom.
> On birth control.
> Someone I can respect outside of the bedroom.
> Intelligent.
> Sense of humor.
> Likes to drink, but doesn't always try to get wicked drunk.
> Smokes here and there.
> White, or close.
> Probably age 23-30, but I'm flexible if they act mature.
> Not super fat, though a little chubby can be fine.
> Likes to cuddle.

My dream girl is red headed with freckles and either blue or green eyes. If you fit that description pleas kik me at whitewolf675. If nothing else send a cute selfie.

>>23850237
You got me at "talking about space".

>>23854824
Someone actually did read that wow

Same poster different device

>>23854849
Yep! Would you mind a girl with some kinks tho? I'm just curious...

>>23854872
Nope its appreciated actually
It makes things more interesting and fun

>>23851614
I'll bite. My kik is whyamievendoingthis

>>23852723

I can't seem to get my head out of a book!


Do you have kik?

>>23854875
Hmm... where are you from? I'm getting my hopes up, I'm afraid...

>>23852336
Kik?

>>23854927
Croatia
Europe

You?
It's difficult to find a person who likes thst type of person so yeah, i get what you're saying

A casual online thing (can be long-term) is probably what I'm looking for here. Am looking for ideal mate irl as well, but think it might be tricky with my location, so am more focused on online here. This would just be something as a nice fun thing to engage in whenever it came up. Would be looking for a girl who's in the same frame of mind

Her:
18-33 (selective, I know)
Height - not fussed at all. Have a certain liking for girls over 6'0" as a matter of interest :)
Weight: Skinny to medium, but the person is more important really
Feminine features are good, but like idiosyncrasies in looks
Politically progressive, in a bit of a utopian way, but also pragmatic. Like to discuss what's going on, and then leave it to the side, don't like to get too worked up/depressed about the world situation
Interested in art in general, music (not commercial as a general rule), literature. Poetic and literary would be great.
Dry/warped sense of humour. British comedy is probably a good guidepost.
Open to being warm/intimate/possibly sexual. As it comes along though, slowly or fast.
Can be kinky possibly, or not. Ability to have fun/tongue in cheek humorous is probably more highly regarded.
Not bothered if she's a bit shy/socially awkward, but hopefully soon enough would be trusting of me to be able to open up to me about it, so I'm not left guessing. Open communication in general is good.

Me:
Male
30
6'0", average build
Intelligent, not too serious, enjoy humour and cracking jokes.
Really into art when it strikes a chord, philosophy also. If you like Terence McKenna, come to the front of the queue.
Do some writing.
Living/travelling through Europe atm.
Generally kind and patient.
Like bouncing off people for inspiration for projects here and there.
Skype: greg101612

>>23854936
Oh, you live nearer than I thought! I'm from Italy. I usually meet only people from the us...

Her:
>20-27
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Him:
>18-23 years old
>tall (6'0 is okay, but 6'4 is perfect)
>blonde, whitewashed, or redhead
>skinny to normal or really built (since i'm quite a stick myself)
>big hands, nice arms, long and strong neck
>deep voice (any accents are welcome)
>likes cheesy cult films (Guinea Pig, Braindead) and classic horror directors (Romero, Fulci)
>reads comics
>loves videogames
>love books
>prefers that the girl takes a little bit care of him (cooking,house chores, sexual relief)
>likes to be listened
>would study hard or work for his girlfried
>sweet, detail-oriented, willing to give a hug when needed
>a complete pervert on bed (that would be a huge plus)

>>23854979
Thats really close yep
US and UK mostly yeah..

How would you describe yourself anyway?

>>23854995
I'm really shy, but once I get to know someone... I kind of relax. I like to talk about everything, games and books in particular. I have a weird sense of humour... like a mix of sarcasm, nerdy quotes and awkward jokes.
I'm still a bit chubby, even though I lost 10 kilos in the last 7 months.
And... I don't really know what to add haha

>>23855026
You sound amazing honestly.
Just my type if i ever had one, you have a similar personality too.

If you want to talk or something post a contact i guess?

>>23853666
>>23854935
kozikoi

>>23855048
I'm not amazing at all, but thanks haha

My kik is lacygotclaws if you want to add me!

Searching for
-Male
-ethnic, preferably black
-nice hair, dreads are good
-don't look like a steroid junky
-no drugs or alcohol preferred
-tattoos
-ok with femdom
-total underachiever like me
-smash?

>>23855073
No really you're definitely a person i would hang out with.

I'll add you in a few minutes

>>23854994

Maybe me.

>6'1
>blonde
>normal, 78kg
>deep voice
>wide shoulders, thick neck

I actively try to make my voice sound higher, since my voice seems so out of place among my friends

>casually play videogames
>do love books, pref sci-fi / fantasy.

On the flip side

>never heard of films you listed
>never read comics
>i enjoy cleaning
>rather than that, I just dislike a dirty house

>>23852871
Damn, I was totally charmed by your text, and then:
>And a dog. A big dog.

But still cool femanon!
>>23852976 Yep, cats > dogs :P

>>23852871
Where are you located?

>>23853263
A little vague no?

>>23852871
You described me except the part of the dog, I mean I like dogs and all but I prefer cats as they're more indipendent and don't smell, you can add me on kik so we can talk a bit
I'm behemoth66696

>>23854321
I'm asking.

>>23850074
21/m/ bestofocala
Sounds like me to a point.

>>23854321
Damn man, I usually fall for "damaged" girls too.
My last gf just left me and blocked me from ALL social networks and chat apps we have in common... a day she said she'll never leave me then after about 12 hours she just left me (probably convinced by her mother, she's an evil and unstable woman). Long story but that's pretty much it

>>23855656
Being super specific would be futile.

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>>23849870
>27 to 28 (I'm 21)
>into dork/weeb shit
>passionate about the things that are important to her
>alternative style
>pragmatism to counteract my idealistic nature
>can deal with how co-dependent I am
>can enjoy a good laugh/be goofy

At least the major things I'd want in a partner.

>>23854413
my skype is kingcam72 if anyone is interested

>>23855689
Kik? Throwaway?

>lives next to me
>girl
>cool
>funny
>into banter
>doesn't like clubbing
>very affectionate and cuddly when we are together
>horny
>skinny
>likes watching/playing/doing stuff together
>passionate about whatever she does

>>23855269
Dogs are just superior. I can't understand you all.

>>23853838
>>23853838
I kinda fit this, except i'm ripped lol, kik is loveyourselfeh

>>23854920
I do. It's my actual name unfortunately, don't want to leave it on 4chan. What's yours?

>Age is nothing but a number imo
>Lives preferably on the east coast
>Likes rap/hip-hop/r&b
>Likes video games
>funny
>supportive
>likes art (cause im an artist ;p)
>Overall isn't afraid to be themselves

I don't think that's asking for much, just similar interests ^_^

>>23852871
Well. I am one to put everything in a backpack and leave. I fit your description quite well I believe. My kik is beingisseeing and I would love to get to know each other a bit more.

Fuck I would've been able to write a better description like a week ago but right now I just want some girl to cuddle with at night

I dunno why I can't really feel anything strong recently

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I'm a grill, 21 years of age

Things about my dream person:

>in Washington/Pacific NW
>or travels
>any gender
>approx 18 to 35 years old
>low sex drive
>maybe thinks kink and BDSM is fun
>patient and empathetic
>good people skills, good at reading people
>not clingy, not jealous
>some knowledge about depression and some of the concepts discussed in therapy/psychology
>not absolutely dismal self esteem
>doesn't like teasing/mean banter
>likes to hear out a situation before passing judgement on someone
>helps me avoid being a doormat
>okay with silence
>will watch anime with me


Things about me that I think might make or break for you:
>absent-minded, forgetful
>mostly submissive
>depression/ADD but doing well, medicated
>low sex drive, prefers cuddling
>typically doesn't like kissing
>fairly agreeable, likes to see all sides of opinions
>a little sensitive, but I don't make a big deal out of it when I'm hurt

>>23856262
If you're cute we can make this work

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>>23850733
You're not a girl are you?

>>23856262
You seem nice
I'm not on the pacific, though, and I have some issues with depression too so I wouldn't want to make things worse for you : <

>blonde
>petit
>into internet and gaming, but also supportive of my normie hobbies
>introverted
>faithful

>>23853798

I don't have one but I can make one.

What's yours?

>>23856454
Ah nah, I kind of expect that the person I'll end up with will probably have a history of depression. As long as they're actively working on it, been going to a therapist for a bit, y'know.

>>23856369
I'm kawaii as heck ;)
In seriousness, I do like to think I'm alright.
What are you like? Anything you particularly connected with?

>>23849870
Dream guy
>late twenties through early 40's
>has facial hair
>has teeth
>is single and wants to date me
>white or olive skinned
>whatever size except super obese
>doesn't mind that I'm chubby
>likes rough and gentle sex
>doesn't mind that Im a hermit
>has general knowledge of things
>large hands
>cuddles, clinging and brattiness is cute to him
>let's me call him daddy
>sarcastic and isn't easily offended
>gives me head rubs and tummy rubs all the time
>isn't married
>don't have herpes
>shave your balls
>choke me
>let's go swimming in a lake
>weed

Me:
>18
>big round tits
>have a chubby tummy
>5'2
>needs love and attention
>goofy
>cranky AF
>grandma status
>sings good and needs compliments
>super anxiety girl
>cries after good sex
>cries over everything
>I'm broken
Help

>>23856767
Kik?

>>23856262
I have some pretty deep broad form empathy issues, but I'm generally pretty good when it comes to people I'm close with. I've also probably got done minor depression, which I hide under a pretty thick layer of faux blatant sociopathy, so it'd be nice to have someone to connect with, with regards that. I also find a great degree of pleasure in non-sexual physical intimacy.

About me: 20/F
Hobbies: Hiking, Hula-Hooping, Gaming, Watching movies, Art, Dying my hair.

My Dream Guy:
Someone with a good heart
Likes working out, being active, going on adventures and hikes with me but also likes staying in, gaming, watching shows and movies.
Someone witty, smart, and not shy (I'm super shy, so it helps)
Someone who will be supportive, esp towards my weight loss journey atm.
I'm not very picky when it comes to looks but I would like a guy who is a little taller than me (I'm 5'3-5'4), who is in good enough shape to do the things listed above, good hygiene, and I'm a sucker for a great smile/hazel eyes.

but most importantly I really do want someone who has a good heart and will aid my growth to the best possible version of myself, not bring me down.

>>23856775
Satanslilkittten

>I also have braces

>>23855978
Girl or guy? I like all that o:

>>23856821
What kind of empathy issues? What does the faux blatant sociopathy look like?

>>23856824
Hi yes, I like the outdoors and love helping people lose weight. I like to think I have a good heart.

Me
>>23853105
>>23849966

>>23856901
What's your snap?

>>23850074
Describing me, plus I'm already located in Northeast US
Bigphatpanda42 is kik if you wanna talk

>>23853798
Aye you replied. Well how tall are you? I'm 6'0". I'm actually not looking for anything too serious so I might not be what you're looking for. But I think I fit your description though so if you still want it I can give you my handle.

>>23856958
>>23856558
Fook. Replied to myself haha.

>>23856853
Turn your phone on dingus.

>>23852871
Sounds like my kinda gal. Especially since you basically described me
Kik bigphatpanda42

>>23856958

I'm 5'7'

Won't be ready for anything serious for a bit myself, anyway. Happy to talk if you want.