Assumptions thread! Post your picture and assume things

File: me (2).jpg (962KB, 2448x2684px) Image search: [Google]

962KB, 2448x2684px

Hey everyone! Here's me. Been really buisy lately so I'm not around here as often anymore. How's everyone doing? I'll do assumptions for you guys in a bit! Talk to you soon

File: image (22).jpg (272KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 960x1280px

>>23809984
FURST

File: image.jpg (102KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 480x640px

I assume no one will ever love me

>>23809986
Ayy Dutchanon how's everything with you

I assume you traveled abroad at least three times.

File: Snapchat-3158836314360090714.jpg (157KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 720x1280px

>>23809986
Practice some kind of sport, rugby maybe?>>23809988
Wants to be an actor
>>23809997
Evil mind trying to steal childreans cookies

File: 13235852_10156938862880154_1162599837_n.jpg (26KB, 438x720px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 438x720px

>>23809986
hi dude! I assume that's you at the boxing gym
>>23809988
worried about the future
>>23809997
you need to love yourself first
>>23810002
sporty good guy

File: IMG_20160302_164649.jpg (697KB, 2560x1920px) Image search: [Google]

697KB, 2560x1920px

>>23809997
Dylan Klebold.

File: hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo.jpg (194KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 1080x720px

>>23810005
writes poetry, most of your friends are younger

>>23810002
played soccer in high school

>>23809997
likes the smiths

>>23809988
probably has a blog and bird tattoos and shit

>>23809986
takes redpill memes seriously

File: 67c07f0e2a82feca16ef2a9319523698.png (335KB, 396x618px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 396x618px

>>23809986
Played some weird instrument as a kid.
>>23809988
Can listen to people talking for hours.
>>23810002
Eats tacos with knife and fork, absolute madman.
>>23810005
Wishes he was a hermit.
>>23810022
Got 2 brothers.
>>23810026
Girls love him, scientists hate him.

File: me1.jpg (596KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

596KB, 1600x1600px

>>23809997
i assume you like thriller-movies.
>>23810026
artistic to some degree

File: wp_ss_20160520_0001.png (934KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

934KB, 720x1280px

>>23809986
Likes driving over the speed limit to break the rules!
>>23809988
Has a scary laugh
>>23809997
Has a scarier laugh
>>23810002
The kind of nice guy who buys people coffee, but hates the smell
>>23810005
Has a supervillian agenda to destroy all teenagers, loves kids

Gotta disclose! I generally don't look as scary, it's a costume

>>23810043
Nope, I only have 1 brother.

>>23810056
Keeps the facade of happiness and content troughout his daily life so people wont be able to peak behind the curtain and discover the bottomless dark abyss that is his soul

>>23810064
Ouch.

>>23810070
..No comment

File: IMG_20160508_222039 (1).jpg (665KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

665KB, 1536x2048px

>>23809986
I'd assume that you're artistic/ you like to have things a certain way and you're not happy unless it is.
>>23809988
Isn't first.
>>23809997
Bby.
>>23810002
Looks like a chill dude, likes to travel and know's some really random facts.
>>23810005
Often likes to take detours and explore new places.
>>23810026
Either physics or chemistry student.
>>23810043
Has a dark secret.
>>23810055
Loves bitching about people more than actually talking to them.

Ducks.

File: 20160505_192611.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1440px

>>23809986
You sometimes wish people were less intimidated by you.

>>23809988
You giggle a lot, but only with close friends.

>>23809997
You've always wanted to try on a straight-jacket.

>>23810005
You are happier than people give you credit for.

>>23810026
Finds meme culture flat and pedantic, but still browsed the dankest memes constantly.

>>23810043
Tyler Durden is your hero.

>>23810055
You change your 'look' often, but feel like it's always part of your style.

>>23810080
You tell yourself you should read more, but the internet is too much stimulation to ignore

File: 117_17_04_2016.jpg (276KB, 500x960px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 500x960px

>>23810105
travel plenty, around Europe
>>23810080
laid back but high temper occasionally
>>23810055
have very specific type of men that she prefers
>>23810022
handyman
>>23809997
depressed
>>23809988
drama queen, conflicted

File: IMG_20160515_171007753.jpg (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1440x2560px

>>23810056
bisexual
>>23810080
plays more video games than the average fella
>>23810105
likes drinking

File: IMG_6885.jpg (156KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 640x1136px

>>23809986
you dance
>>23809988
you're shy
>>23809997
future domestic terrorist
>>23810002
gets made fun of
>>23810005
secretly depressed
>>23810022
a "nice guy"
>>23810026
girls are kinda weirded out by you, but you're bro tier to the dudes
>>23810043
vain
>>23810045
angry
>>23810055
funny but in a very dark and mean way
>>23810105
laid back, chill, generally never worried. cool to be around, but can be kind of a dick at times

File: Me.jpg (96KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1280x720px

>>23809984

File: Snapchat-6357548569499652305~3.jpg (166KB, 943x1242px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 943x1242px

>>23809986
Just found out how to adjust contrast on gimp
>>23809988
Thinks that spending money on a decent mascara is a waste
>>23809997
Reads about serial killers every night and thinks he's a psycho who can easily manipulate others, but actually the only person he can manipulate is his mom who can't stand seeing her son crying
>>23810002
An exchange student from some 3rd world's country
>>23810005
BElieves in jesus christ and plays a guitar and sings bout jesus 24/7. also wears the same hoodie with a logo from last summer's jesus camp all the time
>>23810022
Fantasizes about violently fucking every woman's ass that passes buy. Keeps saying he's a nice guy.
>>23810026
Is too young to be here, but thinks he's soooo mature for his age bc he reads Nietzche and studies physics as a hobby. Plays minecraft and never uses cheats
>>23810043
Sings in a shitty boy band and bangs underage girls
>>23810045
Plans on killing his cat
>>23810055
Likes to watch "ombre lips" tutorials on youtube. Pretends to be a strong independent woman who gives no fucks about what anyone says, but actually all she cares about is how cool other ppl think she is
>>23810056
Borrows his sister's tweezers to pick his wild eyebrows, but it hurts too much
>>23810080
Idolizes Elliot Rodger
>>23810105
The cool guy who gets all da grrls but has never actually archieved anything in life

>>23809988
Doesn't know the difference between q and 2, stupid fucking mexican retarted autistic hoer.

File: pjimage(1).jpg (202KB, 500x950px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 500x950px

>>23810164
gamer girl

>>23810144
only likes instrumental or vaporwave

>>23810134
former twilight fan

>>23810131
>>23810105
>>23810080
So I wear a costume and the comments get accurate, interesting!
>>23810144
Thank you! But that's racist..
>>23810164
Sorry about the PMS honey

File: idk what.gif (1MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x240px

>>23810164
i assume you're not the person in the picture

>>23810156
i assume you lonely

>>23810144
i assume you recently had a breakup

>>23810134
i assume you look horrible irl

>>23810131
i assume you were bullied in highschool

>>23810105
i assume you consider yourself unique

>>23810080
i assume you dig into "the game"

>>23810056
i assume you are a cool dude

>>23810055
i assume you are a cool dude

>>23810045
i assume you've burnt yourself with cigarettes and probably punched walls until your knuckles bled

>>23810043
i assume you're homosexual

>>23810026
i assume you are asexual

>>23810022
i assume you never liked taking pictures of yourself

>>23810005
i assume you are a japanophile

>>23809988
you hate me

>>23809986
i assume you are racist

>>23809986
serial killer/cannibal
>>23809988
lives deep in a mine.
>>23809997
possibly grumpy
>>23810002
possibly jesus
>>23810005
secretly asian. Maybe a spy.
>>23810026
sell me some shrooms
>>23810055
you probably own a sortiment of whips.
>>23810131
gives children syringes and knives on Halloween
>>23810144
owns his own coldstone creamery. also possible psychopath

File: iphone 119.jpg (1MB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x1280px

>>23810177
underage
>>23810164
wants to be underage
>>23810144
only feels sad when someone dies
>>23810134
into the tattoo choker fad
>>23810131
has a deeper voice
>>23810105
thinks beards are cool
>>23810080
would rather be a ninja than a pirate
>>23810055
debates getting facial piercings but can't commit
>>23810045
ass man
>>23810043
into edm rave scene

>>23809988
Haha lies! I assume we'd be mates irl for some reason. You seem like a really interesting and inteligent person whenever we talk. How have you been by the way?
>>23809997
Nahw, don't be like that dude!
>>23809999
Really good actually! Buisy though. I'm allmost opening the truck (bout a month left to go) and I've got loads of clients as well. I'm really looking forward to taking a little break this summer. And good assumption! I love to travel. Do you?
>>23810002
I love rugby but only as a spectator. I do boxing mainly. How about you mate? I feel like you're really family oriented and a good friend to those close to you.
>>23810005
Yeah man! Right before a sparring session from hell. How have you been lately? I feel like I might have said this before but I feel like you're one of the more mature people on this board.
>>23810026
I do not know what a redpill meme is mate. I feel like you're in school for something creative. Maybe graphic design or something? Digging the pictures on your wall!
>>23810043
Haha I still play guitar. And did so from when I was young. I feel like you might sing.
>>23810045
You've got a lot of DIY stuff in your house.
>>23810055
I like driving over the speed limit to get home faster, but I dislike tickets so I rarely do. I assume you have a great taste in movies, and could recomend me a good horror flick to watch.
>>23810080
I make music, but I'm not doing anything artistic at the moment. I do love art though, and I hang out with a bunch of really creative people. You have a really broad taste in music.
>>23810105
True! I get the feeling beople can be a bit intimidated by me for some reason. That is untill they talk to me though, so that's ok. I feel like you're the kind of guy that's had the same group of really good friends since childhood that you're super close with.
>>23810131
Your hair is amazing! I feel like you enjoy other cultures, and travel whenever you have the opertunity.
>>23810134
Avid reader.

>>23810144
Only when drinks are involved mate haha. I feel like you have a great sense of humor, and a generaly positive outlook on life.
>>23810164
What's gimp? Also: not this girl.
>>23810177
You have something warm and sweet about you. I feel like you're kind and genuine.
>>23810193
Haha nah dude, don't let the hitler jugend look fool you. I'm cool with whomever. Former millitary?
>>23810198
Goes to loads of festivals. Amazing dancer.

>>23810193
the thing with the knuckles is actually true.

>>23810144
nah im not angry

>>23810248
No shit.
you worship tyler durden.

>>23810226
ah sorry for the misread.

>>23810226
>>23810258
also, not former military.
current military.

>>23810198
insecure

>>23810258
>>23810283
No wories mate, I seem to give off that vibe to people sometimes. Allright cool! What country and branch?

>>23810156
enjoys listening to Wagner`s "ride of the valkyries" while sitting (half)naked in his empty, wide room, staring into the sunset, imagining doing heroic things.

>>23810286
what makes you think half

>>23810285
israeli airforce

>>23810164
Ewwww/10

Is a trap who likes getting abused by her dad

File: 208.jpg (3MB, 3888x2592px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3888x2592px

i assume i'll get a lot of complaints related to the size of my photo

>>23810328
it is just an add-on out of uncertainty.

>>23810358
nice shot-composition.
You are looking at something out of the spectator`s fewpoint, wich could either be another part of the landscape or you are just staring dead ahead.
Both lets me assume that you do not like to share everything with other people and like to keep your true intentions hidden.

>>23810215
Aha nah my tastes are hit and miss, I can't get enough of Barbie Rapunzel. But I can give you recommendations!
Beyond the black rainbow, Hausu, Repulsion, The worst horror movie ever made [ps it's a movie not a comment]
You're welcome!

File: 1080.jpg (241KB, 800x526px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 800x526px

>>23810131
Nope, never left the States except on cruises. I can't wait to travel the world, though.

>>23810134
No particularly fond of alcohol, actually. THC is more my style.

>>23810144
Pretty accurate.

>>23810164
Ha, interesting guess. I spent most of my life pursuing the former, waiting for the latter, and getting neither. Now I have the attention of the former and really only have interest in the latter. Life is strange.

>>23810193
I am. You value your intelligence. More than that, you value how much higher you feel yours is in comparison to those around you. You look for the worst in people because that's all that interests you. You should go camping.

>>23810198
I do, if only I could grow a halfway decent one..

>>23810215
Spot on!

>>23810198
That's so goddamn accurate! Wow, ok I assume your friends, except one don't like your taste in music and your mom talks for too long on the phone.

>>23810403
your id changed so i'm not sure who you are.
i look for the worst and the best in people and in everything, really. and all that's in between, too.

i should go camping, i like doing that but i don't do it often enough.

File: IMG_20160419_114725255.jpg (3MB, 2432x4320px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2432x4320px

>>23809986
Only listens to one type of music.

>>23810002
Came to earth recently. Can move small objects with his mind.

>>23810005
Distance runner.

>>23810022
In the navy.

>>23810026
Culinary master.

>>23810043
Spends more on hair products than alcohol.

>>23810045
Far Sighted.

>>23810055
Ran out of lipstick today and just blended eye liner in. Came out surprisingly good.

>>23810080
Is a feminist.

>>23810105
Has a cat he talks shit to.

>>23810131
Might have angry sex after a fight. Might microwave your hamster. Has a track record for both.

>>23810134
Very against guns.

>>23810144
High. Like, always.

>>23810156
Wears a tuxedo to a dive bar.

>>23810164
Babydoll from Sucker punch.

>>23810177
SJW. Haaaard. Writes slam poetry.

>>23810193
...army?

>>23810198
Thinks she's a quirky individual.

>>23810358
Plays uke.

File: 20160305_123223.jpg (2MB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2592x1944px

Let me hear it soc

>>23810529
This is kind of strange.

>>23810532
Just report em. If they look shopped and have image.jpg as filename then its the troll kek

File: DSC_0242.jpg (1MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3840x2160px

Assumptions to follow! Getting myself to a keyboard

>>23810546
And i mean demeaningly shopped with usually a dehumanizing comment

Dale is sad school shooter wannabe

>>23810448
accurate for the most part
you look like a clubber that tries new vodka every week

>>23810577
im just asking myself how one comes to such a strange idea. photshopping people to look like himself

>>23810639
*dive bars and *craft beer/whiskey

>>23810659
/soc/- thriller

File: Snapchat-5483036622371854992.jpg (507KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

507KB, 1080x1920px

I'll do assumptions, gotta let my phone charge a little, this is the most recent pic i got

>>23810198
into the septum piercing fad

>>23810448
>Is a feminist.
N...No.
Is short sighted.
>>23810215
Oh cool, what instrument do you play?
>>23810198
>Ninja
Of course!
You post a lot of food pictures to instagram/snapchat
>>23810193
>"the game"
I do like MvsG, desu.
I'd assume you have a weird hobby/fascination.
You probably have a collection of tea pots.
>>23810177
No idea, but you're cute.
>>23810164
I'm going to guess you're a weeaboo.
>>23810144
You get bored way too often but you're pretty funny.
>>23810134
You seem like an adventurous person.
>>23810131
Seriously considered getting an art major
>>23810105
Uses /pol/ and loves to create drama.

File: image.jpg (105KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 720x720px

Assume away.

File: hi.jpg (43KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 480x640px

>>23809986
Would've been a fuckboi if he wasn't so shy. Vain, but friendly
>>23809988
Deep thinker, likes animals
>>23809997
Socially awkward and keeps to his own a lot
>>23810005
Charms of the pants of his enemies then kills them in their sleep
>>23810026
Did psychadelics on a tender age, continues to use them, doesn't fuck with anything else however
>>23810043
Lives on easy mode
>>23810045
Deep-seated anger issues
>>23810055
Sexually abusive
>>23810056
Bro's over hoes is your favorite quote, but in all actuality you don't really know how to form lasting friendships
>>23810134
Into literature
>>23810144
Takes social media too seriously
>>23810156
Everyone always told you 'just be yourself' but doing that, it creeps everyone out.
>>23810164
Could have a sugar daddy
>>23810177
Optimistic and carefree, mostly, has been depressed in the past. Doesn't fall in love easily, but when you do, it's deep.
>>23810193
Legitimately funny
>>23810198
Good people skills, yet loves to remain distanced from big groups of people.

File: 144204676019.gif (510KB, 700x827px) Image search: [Google]

510KB, 700x827px

>>23813522
Please be a bottom

File: Snapshot_20160519_5.jpg (26KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 640x480px

>>23809986
YOU KILLED APOLLO CREED YOU FUCK

>>23809986
But also, you're handsome af, bet you're a nice dude, though a little cocky.

File: photo_2016-05-17_15-01-10.jpg (172KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 1280x1280px

>>23811570
"Communist"

>>23810144
Perpetually Happy

>>23810045
Gamer

>>23813525
Goof-Ball

>>23810134
Reads alot

>>23810482
Lives in Portland or Williamsburg, BK

File: faggot.jpg (143KB, 520x924px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 520x924px

>>23810156
rapist

>>23810177
vapes

>>23810193
eccentric, very fun to be around

>>23810198
secretly a minotaur

>>23810358
actually its not as cancer as most, but downsizing to 1980 would help

also you are very pretty

>>23811509
smokes

>>23811570
I am guessing you have a large amount of student debt

>>23815356
introverted/quiet person

File: image201603240019.jpg (20KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 640x480px

>>23811570
kgb does not approv of yuo

File: IMG_20160521_004127.jpg (344KB, 1080x1350px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 1080x1350px

On my phone so can't assume others but assume away on me

>>23815435
Asian

File: tmp_769-IMG_20160519_204800-1-1358505091.jpg (1MB, 1076x1526px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1076x1526px

Rhodesians never die

File: image.jpg (242KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 960x1280px

>>23813530
stoner, socialist
>>23815277
bisexual, sjw type, likes screamo and cartoons
>>23815356
picked on in school, edgy, angry generally, think you're smarter than most people
>>23815388
politically incorrect sense of humor
>>23815420
funny, STEM field student
>>23815435
you find psychedelics interesting, extroverted, into art/music or philosophy and psychology

File: image.png (5MB, 1242x2208px) Image search: [Google]

5MB, 1242x2208px

>>23815356
Listens to Blink182 and misses high school.
>>23815388
Everybody thinks you're sweet, but you're kind of an asshole.

>>23815761
Young conservative.

>>23815792
You do some type of manual labor job but you dream of some computer related career.

>>23815803
>Listens to Blink182 and misses high school.

Nope to both. I listen to stuff like Choking Victim, Reagan Youth, Leftover Crack

>>23815792
>picked on in school, edgy, angry generally, think you're smarter than most people
All wrong

File: webcam-toy-photo1.jpg (42KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 800x600px

>>23815803
you like anal
>>23815761
poli sci major
>>23815277
huge fan of rocky horror picture show
>>23810568
probably a good guitarist

>>23810177
>only likes instrumental or vaporwave
my god no hahaha i listen to everything. i like to collect records from countries around the world so im a music whore overall
>>23810183
>Thank you! But that's racist..
top tier meme desu <3
>>23810193
>i assume you recently had a breakup
accurate
>>23810448
>High. Like, always.
nah im drug free
>>23813485
>You get bored way too often but you're pretty funny.
accurate
>>23813530
>Takes social media too seriously
inaccurate

>>23815792
Holy crap, it is like you know exactly who I am. I do indeed study music and my bf studies philosophy and psychology

Dafuq!?

>>23815792
Are you from Aberdeen?

File: DSC00105.jpg (2MB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2592x1944px

Hey i wanna play but thinking about how other people are seems like wayy too much work right now.