General Tinder Tips Thread. Also, i assume someone must know,

>>23804339
bamp, someone help plz

>>23804343
;_;

How to get a date on Tinder.
>> 1. Be attractive. If not attractive, proceed immediately to step 6.
>> 2. Wait a bit
>> 3. Someone likes you
>> 4. Message them
>> 5. Go out
>> 6. Delete the app.

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I'm not getting many matches here's my pic, any tips?

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hey all any tips for my profile? I'm not sure if I should keep the last pic, I think it's a good photo but I don't wanna come off as a vain douchebag or whatever. part of me wants to put it as my main to see if I get more matches

>>23804887
what if someone messages me instead? :^)
t. not a grill

>>23804343
Most likely you need to change your discovery settings to actually discover people. Facebook, thankfully, has very little to do with Tinder, unless you're a sadist and want to meet people you actually know.

I've done/do okay with Tinder and I'm about a 5-6/10, but it depends on a shit load of variables.
However >>23804887 is mostly true, unless you're super interesting, or have low standards. That being said, don't be afraid to lower your standards a bit if all you're interested in is fucking.

>>23805257
You need some clearer photos of your face and maybe some with a friend or two. Kind of just looks like you've asked your mum to take a few pictures of you.

>>23804908
No suggestions, already perfect, soz.

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Not really taking the pictures seriously as you can tell. I get matches but no one wants to talk, any tips on good icebreakers maybe?

>>23805333
It's cool that you're not taking the pictures seriously, but maybe use some non-selfie pictures.

Also, dat character count.

>>23804887
Got everything until step 4. I can text fine but when it comes to online dating like this I can never think of that first thing to send.

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Surely this is a bot, right? These fuckers are getting creative.

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How can I improve my bio?

>>23806689
smile

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Tips my dudes, fine talking to people IRL but I fall apart over text based communication.

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Been on tinder for about a year. I usually go on a few dates a week.

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Start the conversation by asking what their favorite position is and explain how from here on out missionary is what they should expect. You could ask if it's ok to call them mommy but I find this doesn't always ger a good reaction.

I'm a girl but I literally cannot find anyone who I'm compatible with through many matches... is this just tinder... or me?

>>23806877
tinder

start liking guys you wouldnt normally to see if that changes

>>23806877
Probably just tinder. I find everyone's trying so hard on there

>>23806877
from the year i've had tinder downloaded, i've been on maybe 10 dates. only 2 of them lead to something more serious, so from my experience i'd say it's just tinder

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Surprisingly get girls messaging on mine lol

>>23806882
>>23806883

I do try and match with all sorts of people- mostly those with something funny or dogs on they're profile.

Like I have a kinda jokey profile which probably doesn't help...

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>>23805257
You're wearing the same sleeveless shirt in two photos. You don't have any group photos, so you look like a boring loner. You're DYEL status so best bet is to avoid any kind of showing off your arms...girls are just going to laugh at how delusional you are. Your actual profile is just bad...nobody wants to be with someone who says "to incite depression" whether you're being jokey or not. Maybe if you just take out that bit completely you'll be better off for it.

>>23806689
Group photos are always a good indicator that you're not the "I have no friends so I might snap at any moment" type. Plus, you kind of have that serial killer look to you. Try smiling and focus on pictures of you with people, and not of paintings you've done.

>>23804908
I think the problem is that you have to much shit in your download queue.

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Okay, so I ended up deleting my old profile and making a new one with a throwaway facebook account and a different name to go with it, and I'm already getting more matches (and they're surprisingly attractive). Best part, I'm actually having conversations with some of them now!

That being said, I've got one bit of advice for everyone, especially those that are non-white:

Do not use an ethnic name (or a non-European name, anyways), use an English equivalent (or whatever the official language is where you live).


Anyways now, back to begging for advice....

I know my bio is boring, what could I add to it to make it interesting?

>>23807472
Regular tinder lover here, I'm going to tell you what's wrong. Get rid of the first and 4th photo, they both look like you're trying way too hard to show off that you have wealth. 3rd photo should be your display picture. 2nd photo is really good. Keep photos to a very minimum on the I look like a douche bag, because no one gives a shit.

As for your bio, mate, do you want everygirl who even gets intrigued at your photos to look at your bio and go shit, this guy has no creativity whatsoever. I mean you can easily expand on everything there. 'I'm a xxxx currently working in masonry, I've spent my life living in france, so if anyone wants to talk in french [insert in french 'lets get to talking']. I love to learn about different cultures and languages, I am currently learning how to speak russian.

But again, I'm completely assuming that's what you meant by your bio because it's literal trash.

>>23807472
Also you look like Ted Cruz baka.

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Wat do

>>23805333
>Kamina glasses
>Crazy town reference
You are obviously too patrician for the tinder crowd. Seek your lovers elsewhere.

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I get 6s 7s and a few 8s that wanna fuq. Help a bro get a 9

>>23807641

like everyone says for every other fucking post, group photos

I also think your bio is fucked, it's not funny and it's really only limiting who's going to message you, it's 10 lines with nothing interesting or anything that puts you in a positive light.

>>23807641
what grown ass man can't swim?

I've been talking to a girl for the past couple days. We send LONG ASS walls of text to each other, like past the character limit.

I'm looking for a relationship on Tinder to be honest, and I know it's not the best app for that, but is there any hope I can make it happen with a Tinder girl? She also has a kid fwiw. I've already told her that I really don't make all that much, so she must find some interest in me.

My question is, have I shot myself in the foot and ruined the chance of a date by talking to her so damn much already? Is it possible this girl is even looking for a relationship, or is it more likely she just tryna get some dicc. I feel like she's way out of my league. I'm sure there's at least 500 million other guys trying to squeeze in. Even so, we've been exchanging paragraph after paragraph.

>>23807641
certified Badass. Kek.
I have never talked to you, but I can tell you're pretending.
Be a bit more geniuine and lose the pinkfloyd wallpaper, you're older than 14 victor.

>>23807784
>pink Floyd
>14
Kek. You know pink floyd is not your linkin park shit right.

>>23807767
No

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Pretty sure this is spam. What do you guys think?

>>23807936
obviously it is.

>>23807936
Yes. See >>23806675

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Made an account last week, got 4 matches so far. Any tips?

>>23807811
I actually put multiple questions in my post, which one are you referring to?

Talking to 18-20 year olds is the worst

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>>23807978
O shit. I didn't even realize someone else posted this too kek
>tfw the only times I get messages it's from bots

Even if you get messages it ain't a guarantee you're gonna get sex. Out of the 20 or so conversations I've had, only 1 has lead to a prospective date, and she ended up flaking.

>>23806890
it's the bad party boy attitude that your picture and text emits. young cunts like that no boring/always fun" theme

>>23807767
is she single mom? she might just use your shoulder to whine about her life, but I don't know that your walls of text have in content.

>>23808005
this! a thousand times this!

>>23807767
Don't waste time. Honestly, if you're sending "walls of text" she wants more than just dick. Girls lose interest real quick if they're only after dick and you aren't making the move because they have SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS. So fucking set up a date with this chick and quit overthinking it. And quit worrying about the term "relationship" it only dampens your ability to enjoy your time with someone. Go on a date with this girl. Now.

>>23807993
Lose pic #5. Girls see you holding another girl intimately and immediately get turned off by it.

>>23805332
discovery settings on device or tinder (i'm on ipod touch 4th gen btw)? If you mean the tinder radius, age, etc settings they're already set. Still not having any luck, I even sunk to liking things on facebook in hopes it might affect tinders searching

>>23807570
Make the 4th photo your 1st. Also, make your bio more interesting.

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Hi, sick of Tinder.
Just looking for someone to sext.
Name is Olivia
Be cool and no dick pics pls.

I have no idea what's going on but I used to live in a small town last year, would average around 4-7 matches a day trying quite casually.

Now I've moved to big city (literally there are millions of girls nearby in a 25 mile radius) I have quite honestly only had 1 match in 2 weeks despite hitting the swipe limit everyday. Tried playing round with distance settings, even tried swapping out the profile pic... wtf. I'm no don juan but still isn't that hard to get a few matches.. something must be up here right?

>>23808449
well I could help you with that.

kik me @ metalworx

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>>23808449
AYY BB, U WAN SUM FUK?

>>23808449
Shes a bot. Got the same pics of craigslist

>>23808565
lmao.. the thirst is real..good luck

>>23808005
You're right, fuck me. I'm a eurofag and it's much worse here.. In this area, 90% of them are either "singers/dancers/actresses" but nobodys heard of them.. they all have pretty much identical selfies- you know the half face ones in a hotel mirror with a filter,or in a dress clutching wine glass to look more sophisticated mostly all got fake brows going for that Kim K look, generic outdoors ones stood on a cliff with arms up, festival paint and ray bans, riding an elephant etc. formulaic crap

.all the bios are shit "make me laugh and I'm yours" "love tatoos n beards" "love travelling" "everythings better with bacon" "pop up" bunch of random emojis, "SC:bblabla insta:bla". Plus they all look old as fuck! 18 yos looking like mid 20's to 30's. All white girls acting black as hell

I tried tinder in in America (3 seperate small states and a city) when I was over, and the grills were SO much nicer and down to earth it was a breath of fresh air.. you guys don't know how much you'd want to tear your hair out with it here

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Where the fuck did all thicc girls go to on Tinder, I JUST WANT A INSECURE QT CHUBBY RRREEE

>>23808938
I indiscriminately swipe right and about 30% of my matches are fatties. Do not fucking want at all.

>>23808602
Fellow eurofag here, can confirm.
Don't forget the
>love food
Or
>love traveling :)

Yeah and I love breathing, you unoriginal stupid uninteresting whore fuck, DIE!

I always ask them out in the same day we match, then I invite them to the bar next to my place. Two or three pints later, we're off to my place.

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Translators note: the fox is a local watering hole where I work

>move to chicago
>literally thousands of girls in a 10 mile radius
>95% of them are fat, ugly, full of tats, or social rejects
>swipe right 1/25 times
>only been on two days since October.

i just cant win. I might switch to bumble or something else

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>>23809214
>>23808602

and you can take them home for a single vodka soda and some compliments. so shut the fuck up and grow a pair of balls. tinder is not about finding your true love, it's about gettin laid and it works pretty much every time if you're not a beta cuck faggot.

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>limited to a certain amount of likes per day

Into the fucking trash this app goes, holy shit

>>23807157
harsh lol but appreciate the feedback changed some shit around

>limited likes
Damn there must be no one here

Is 70 matches in the first two weeks a lot for a guy?

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>>23804887
S A V A G E
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>>23810316
>not 100 in 3 days
It's alright though

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Protip: get a suit

Wheres a good place to take a girl for a first date? I've just started using tinder but haven't actually messaged any of my matches cause idk what to say

>>23810788
Take her to a town or city centre, deepening where you live. Meet her in town, go to some parks, cool places do some research before you go and find some nice places.

Also do the same for places to eat, take her out during the late afternoon around town and then for a meal in the evening.

Wear something smart casual, casual shirt, dark jeans and dark trainers, but not autism trainers, Plimpsoles, or vans, those kinda shoes.

>>23810788
I take them to a microbrewery. It's pretty much a regular bar but it sounds fancier

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Sorry if the ss is shitty, but my first time dropping in here give me the write up lol.

>>23811182
take out the motivational pic or the overused quote anon

>>23810704
either you look handsome as hell or the chicks in your town are just easy. that convo is embarassing
>>23811182
remove the truck, remove all bio, remove the hat pic, remove pic 2, remove pic 5. none of these pics would get you matches in europe.

how many matches you got so far?

>>23810834
>not autism trainers
>vans
>plimpsoles

where's the eurofags at?

>>23812494
Not embarrassing. It led to a fuck. You obviously need training. I win

>>23812597

seriously,"i want you to strip because pikachu " mic drop? "and that' just a warmup"
"you are welcome".. what are you 13?

cringe dude

if it led to a fuck like you say I bet you'll have no issues posting the rest of the convo, right?

>>23804887
I've had way more traditional successful dates than anything with Tinder. I'm really not sure why.

>>23812494
IDK where you live man but where I live and most of the world vans are fine footwear.

>>23811182

Let's start with the pictures; You need to delete all of them, except maybe 6. Picture 1 is a snapchat picture. Dump that automatically. Picture 2 makes you look fat as fuck. Paint yourself in a better light. I'm gonna skip to picture number 4, and tell you to trash that one too. All those 3 pictures are you infront of a fucking mirror. Stop taking pictures like that. Get someone to take a picture of you. Picture 4 could be good, if it was a picture of you lifting, or doing something in the gym. It shows you enjoying an activity, which is always great.

It's great that you love your truck, but no one gives a shit, so drop that. Drop the Eminem picture too. That's really lame, especially on a site like Tinder.

Now, your actual profile needs a little work. I'd say drop the quote, or get a different one. It's not even attributed to someone. If you insist on having a quote, move it to the bottom of the profile.

I get that you're trying to be funny, but "watching Disney movies lol"
Fucking really? Stop. And, again. Drop the truck shit. How about going into a little more detail about "work, gains, fishing, camping" and all that. Maybe post some pictures of you doing those things?

>>23812681
In US it's fine. not stylish but fine

https://www.quora.com/Are-Vans-shoes-popular-in-the-US

most of the world? only if the world is america to you, which I'm sure it is.
no women outside north america takes vans seriously. I'm not kidding. They're shoes for kids that still wear slipknot hoodies here. You can't really be wearing them past the age of 17. In Paris, I would get laughed at, I need to wear dress shoes for a date not vans or converses.

>>23812721
I don't live in the US lol, live in the UK and travel round Europe occasionally.

Dark vans along with other smart casual clothing looks good man nothing wrong. They aren't what I'd wear to impress but I was talking about a casual date.

Also getting laughed at by French people isn't really an insult seeing as its a culture that has an issue wearing deodorant and washing regularly.

>>23812743
even in UK vans are the lame version of NB's
especially the autistic misfits/checkered pattern only worn by sk8er boy manchilds

which ones are you talking about? could you post a nice example date outfit with vans?

>>23812808
Only type I wear are either solid black and white or maroon and white when it's sunny, if I'm dressing smart I don't wear vans obviously.

I'd take a photo of my outfit or the past day but I've just got back home from a 20h journey and some sleep is required.

>>23812808
Literally just wear either the solid maroon or solid black and white ones.

>>23812945
App I'm using being retarded, can't tell what isn't posting. Apologies for any double posts or repeated posts.

>>23808541
Higher level competition.
You were a big fish in a little pond but now you're swimming with sharks.

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I'm not very good at texting. Even when I get a match, I usually end up losing their interest.

Help a brotha out

Is coffee a good first meeting with a girl I'm interested with sexually? I'm gonna take some drugs to boost my confidence

>>23813913
Depends on the girl, if she seems easy just bring her to a bar

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Anything I can improve? I feel like my bio could be a lot better

>>23807993
Lose pic #5, and get a solo shot of yourself looking nice. The gym one is okay but you can't use it as your main. NEVER use a group shot as your main, girls will have to search for you and not know which one is you... especially if you have another two group shots after it

>>23807535
I'd honestly like to know how many matches you've gotten with this

>>23807570
Try to get a shot of yourself outside, not making a pouty face

>>23809251
Remove the part about "the Fox", no girl wants to know you're a janitor. that's some "we're getting married, I guess you'll find out anyway" stuff

>>23809399
I've been using this app for 3 months and literally never reached the limit. I'm ugly, socially awkward and have a serial killer face but still get matches. What are you even doing?

>>23813587
4 should be your #1. It's your nicest and the #1 is BY far the most important picture

>>23814174
You just need better pictures my friend. Looking into the camera and not smiling is the worst. Looking away from it and not smiling, if done right, is the best but looking into it is just creepy. You also should really get a nice main picture, like shallow focus and everything

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WHERE ARE THE INSECURE CHUBBIES
THESE STACEYS NEED TO FUCK OFF IM TOO UGLY FOR THIS FUCKKK

>>23815026
made me laugh so hard, thank you

>>23815026
im sure your not ugly though, have some confidence

>>23815044
Im a 5/10 on average rate, im fairly honest about my looks

>>23815026
Try Bumble. It's like the insecure girl version of Tinder though it has far fewer users

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Fine, I need help.

Been two weeks and no matches.

Just got out of a 4 year long relationship and I just want to get a taste of the lustful side of life after being cheated on and shat on beyond belief.

>>23815053
>but youre funny. and rating is pretty subjective

>>23815076
Ive been rated 5/10 by several people and been rejected by plenty of girls though

>>23815090
thought youre girl. anyway, everybody get rejected, thats totally normal

>>23815072
you're actually decent looking, so that's surprising

you have essentially the exact same pic three times tho; keep the first one, but in color this time

add another pic of you outdoors doing something

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Any tips for taking decent pictures, I'm horrible with a camera. What exactly do women want to see?

>>23815102
attractive men

if you aren't, then have pictures subtly showing off your status or you in exciting places

if you don't, then don't waste your time and effort on tinder until you do

>>23805257
>Picture of you flexing in a mirror
>Picture of you looking at your phone
You don't know what's wrong?

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>>23812494
I get tons of random ones throughout the day also i live in the united states not europe lol and i removed the hat one right after
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did
>>2381268
I mean i dont really have to a lot of pictures to work with, and i am fat lol thats why i workout i mean ive only lost 30 pounds in a couple months.... changed the bio up and nobody takes a picture mid work out.

>>23806689
Just be honest and tell everyone what a massive faggot you are.

So I tried Bumble. Every girl is smoking hot, which means I dont have a chance. I did swipe a chubby girl by accident once and we matched. fuck

>>23815786
you seem like a good guy, dont mind the assholes

>>23806727
stop looking like a nigger.

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117 matches without showing my face.

>>23815786
looks good, is 1 your default? if so, change it to 6

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How's this?

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>>23804339
I haven't really had much success lately. I'm thinking maybe I need to change my main photo. I'm not sure though.

I've got a bunch of matches collected over the year or two I've used this ap, but most of them I haven't really talked to at all. Guess I'm just looking for someone I'd actually like.

Either way, haven't had much success lately and I swipe right on basically everyone.

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>>23816171
Thats my calling card haha, i don't mind criticism thanks tho
>>23816287
You think 6 will do good as 1? im not a fan of it

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>>23807535

>>23816311
bump

I've been on hundreds of dates, and I've slept with over a hundred girls, anyone who wants advice or insight go ahead :)

>>23816391
bamp

>>23816797
Assuming I don't want to hit up bars and I'm a pretty good looking guy what would be the easiest place / site to find a fuckbuddy? Recently stopped seeing my FWB and need a replacement.

>>23817469
I think you could find that on tinder fairly easily

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Stop with the fucking selfies people. Girls dint really like them

>>23816797
Some pointers on how to get convos started would be neat
As in ones that actually lead to boning.

>>23817615
How else am I suppose to get pictures of myself? I don't care about getting pictures taken and I'm definitely not leaving my house for the sole purpose of getting someone else to take a picture of me specifically for tinder.

>>23817969
Then prepare for no matches

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>>23817944
Just make yourself sound interesting, lie if you have to.

>>23816276
I find that doubtful

>>23816305
You essentially have two of the same picture. If you have something better than the helmet one I'd recommend to replace it because people aren't really attracted to nerds in general

>>23816311
Put a picture of your face as #1, maybe #4 or #2. Also, swiping left for everyone is your fault so stop complaining

>>23816391
If you're not a big fan of it you should try to get a better one. The first picture needs to show you, not the roof of your car and someone who may be your girlfriend taking the picture

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>>23817944
Scrape together some interesting facts about you, hint at them in your bio and then expound upon them in the conversation. As for initiating the convo, just don't have autism and say hello. It's some huge meme you have to start with a joke or some outrageous line but just be yourself, make jokes when appropriate and flirt when you see an opportunity.

>>23817969
>I don't care about getting pictures taken and I'm definitely not leaving my house for the sole purpose of getting someone else to take a picture of me specifically for tinder.

All I can say to this is :/

If you're not willing to go slightly out of your way, to take a little bit of time out of your day to make yourself attractive to women, why should women who take time to make themselves attractive bother to find you attractive? Also how would they even if humans weren't naturally superficial creatures?

>>23816797
What advice do you have for asking them on a date? I've gotten several numbers but so far haven't been able to get dates. I tried asking the first one over texting, implying that we'd schedule a time over the phone and she stopped responding. A couple conversations burned out before the first date mark. I managed to talk one into meeting me and had a really awkward 15 minutes because it turned out we had virtually nothing in common. The next one I called and we had a nice conversation and then she cancelled and we're trying to reschedule currently.

I feel like I'm going about this wrong

>>23805617
"hey, what's up"

>>23818074
here's an idea
don't take women on a date with the intent to end up with them
pretend you're either in a relationship and just looking for friends, or just got out of a bad breakup and aren't looking for anything more than friends

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>>23818074
Just don't expect much, I'm a pretty handsome dude but I don't a ton of matches, I do capitalize on the ones I get though. Could post some conversations showing how I seal the deal

>>23818110
Thanks. I try to do this, to be very casual and such. I used to have really bad social anxiety and I still have some of that, unfortunately. I'm working on it though

>>23818119
I'd be interested to see if you have time

>>23806814
Post profile

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>>23818147
Bro. Gifs. It's that simple. I hooked up with this one. For the record I'm 6'0 245 pounds of mostly muscle. I don't know about you

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i'm pretty set with this, but i've had my bio for over a year now and getting bored of its response

>>23818176
I'd leave the politics pic out. That will eliminate a lot of potential

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Tinder bios are really subjective to which country you live in.

When I search in the UK, I usually have a much more cockier/cheekier ones because females in that country are very antisocial.

When I search in Australia, I tend to be more honest and passionate, include things like playing an instrument or something. (bitches love instruments)

Japan and South Korea doesn't really matter, though I'd suggest you act a bit more masculine/manly in Japan.

I've yet to head over to North America.

I tried other European countries like Germany, but I had no luck, maybe its because I'm white.

Also, I nearly got tricked by this the other day. 1/2

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2/2

>>23818192
oh haha where i live, it won't; trust me

in any case, i find being more polarizing on tinder to be a lot more fun when you can afford it

>>23818074
Just get the conversation going a bit and then ask them to grab drinks. Say it like "what are you up to tonight? we should grab some beers :)"

>>23818301
You can do this after one conversation? I thought girls found it creepy and rapey if you didn't get to know them first?

Dang this might be what I'm fucking up

Could you or someone explain this a little more? Thanks

I'd rather just share a screenshot my photos show up so low res in the thumbnails.

http://tinder.com/@dennis_tinder

Thoughts? Also pls don't steal.

>>23818337
I feel like the sooner the better desu.

>>23818505
I agree as well but is this what girls think? Maybe I've spent too much time on the internet...

>>23818176
>23818176

Your abs pic is a little too obvious. Have it either completely over the top or doing some activity. Just have more of you doing shit/Conveying personality and youre golden. 8/10 profile already just need some tweaks to make it 10/10

So, I've been doing pretty well getting matches, but I'm having a hell of a time actually having sex with these random strangers. I don't know what it is but my cock basically shuts off when we get into the bedroom. I've had sex before, so I guess it's just an anxiety thing about not really knowing them?
It seems to be more of a rut than anything else, because I met up with an old match and it was the same thing.
Any tips or advice to getting over this?

>>23818770
Viagra or cialis

>>23818773
Seems a bit hasty before going the medical prescription route. Especially since I'm 23.
And it's not like I can never get hard, I can jerk off just fine one my own. It's just when the pressure's on, my dick just decides to pack up for the day.

>>23818780
It's performance anxiety. Again viagra or cialis or xanax. Or keep crying and keep getting into relationships if you want sex

>>23818337
Ya man dont let the conversation go stale, when youve built a little momentum with your banter and confidence, ask then out

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>>23818511
Girls are on tinder to go on dates, you ask them out immediately, you're giving them what they want

>>23818812
That's the best picture of you you have?

Guys, am I just hopelessly fucked? I used to have phobia-tier anxiety about dating and I'm emotionally needy. I still haven't been on a date

Also, I'm apparently ugly. I'm a photographer and I got some nice pictures of myself and used them, followed the guidelines I read online, no negativity, be playful but not too playful, etc. I'm getting virtually no matches (it has me swiping through the ugliest girls in my area with like fucking missing arms and stuff) and the matches I am getting I'm fucking up with... failing to ask them out or keep them interested. And if they do show interest I immediately get attached to them and then start fucking up again...

I honestly don't know what to do. I got this app so I could get over my issues but it only seems to be working slightly

I literally only get spam

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i consider my self a 7-8/10 and i am getting 1 match every 12 hours of a 5/10 girl .Impossible to find something good looking, facebook is much better , less models to take your girls there.

How do you guys open up the conversation? What's your first message to your matches? I'm always stumped when trying to come up with something other than "hey"

>>23819456
hey
so beautiful
where do you live ?
i am there , do you ever came ?
where you go out for a drink maybe i can find you there haha ?
i go out there
wanna call you on messenger ?

i always say the same shit 100% of the time until i talk with them on the phone

my english are bad but you get the point .

>>23819245
this is with the limited number of likes , anyone knows how many they are ?

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How's this for a guy's profile?

>I cook, I clean, I'm always in the mood when you are, and I laugh at all your bad jokes. I'm basically a perfect girlfriend

>>23818812
fuck dude, loving the slavic style, but no chance to get a match with it >.<

Help. A girl messaged me for once and she just said hey. What do?

>>23819842
It's spam.

>>23819744
jokes on you i did

99% of my matches are sex robots that keep asking me for my credit card.

>my bio

Man in unconventional relationship needs one regular Affair Partner. Swipes right because you have something special about you. Offers nothing more than adoration and secret confidence. Prefers an attached lady with an adorkable mind that he can bottle and savor. DRAMA FREE! Gets off making her feel desired. Zero maintenance. Knows what he wants. 1m82 and slender. Doesn't respond to moral sensibility. Knows how to spell. Enjoys conversations. A kinky mind to have fun with.

Only one picture, some tied up woman.

You cannot believe the amount of women in Germany add me. Too bad I'm actually shit at breaking the ice, but once in a while I get in that shit and we hit it off.

Someone needs to do something about those robots they're annoying as hell giving a guy hope what a let-down can someone shut down the robots

>>23805257
Delete 3 and 5 dip fuck. Youre akward in 3. Fucking practicing walking on a tight rope? Take a normal pic of you hugging your dog. Wtf is up with 5? Trying to show off shit you dont have. Girls actually dont go for muscle pics they think its stuck up.

>>23807936
If anybody directs you off the site its a bot.

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help me with the order and if i should delete any

>>23821381
English profile in Germany? Or is that a translation?

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>on Tinder for the first time
>get a match within a few days
>feel pretty good about it
>see profile
>mfw no face
I usually swiped right just cause the girl looked like my type, so I didnt even notice that p.s.

fml

>>23821572
JUST

>>23821566
I'm not from Germany, my German is shite.

I just go there often for work, figured I might as well have some fun while at it.

German girls are just so easy to get in the sack.

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How's my bio

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>>23821381
>>23821684
This is one of the girls I matched with and plan on chatting up.

Something about those eyes man..

My opening line was something like "I like those piercings, it makes me wonder about a lot of things.."

I'm not really good at this, but lets see what happens. There are 6 other girls I matched with today so..

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It's usually feast or famine for me, some days I'm getting 15-20 matches others it's only a few. Depends mostly on where my location is set to.
My profile is a pretty fair mix of serous and silly. I frequently change the "lets get drunk and listen to ____" depending on the type of girls I want to attract. I'm actively searching for tall women so that's usually my ice breaker, if not I use
Me:knock knock
Her: who's there?
Me: Mary
Her: Mary who?
Male:marry me? With the appropriate lame ass emojis afterward.
Works every time.

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>>23821824
My bio

>>23821492
You have no variety in your pics, ditch the sunglasses and the ones where you have the same expression on your face.
Keep your main and the candid black and white. Get a smirk or a smile in there

>>23814174
looks are average to above average so compensate with a funny bio.

>>23821712
>"I like those piercings, it makes me wonder about a lot of things.."
gag.

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Advices ?
My bio kinda suck, Iknow, it basicaly says "statisticly, if you're reading this, we matched already, so why not talking a bit ?"

>>23816311
Self bump

>>23821966

you look like a wimp, like you would be spineless and too nice

use different photos, also your bio is something a wimpy too nice guy would say

how old is too old to be on tinder?

>>23816311

your first pic is 50 feet away and you are wearing a hoodie AND a hat

would you be after a girl with a pic 100 feet away of her in a parka? you get 1 second

also it makes you look like the unibomber

>>23812637
Obviously you dont know how to adapt to the conversation. Actually im pretty sure you fail to even attract attention to your profile. I could post a billion tinder convos that have led to ass. My students know what im talking about. Ive taught a handful of guys from soc how to best tinder and they see very amazing results. You just dont have what it takes. You fail to notice that you are boring, in a sea of guys on tinder. You dont have anything different to offer therefore you cant catch consistent 8's.

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Guys, help please - what went wrong? :D

>>23823509

you got old, had a kid and believe fox news when they say Reagan was a good potus

>>23823528
so I get rid of the kid? it was intended to display good family values while Reagan was designed to repel the liberals

Why are there so many people "studying at student" or go to New York University?

And so many white girls named Lakeisha or Ethyl!

>>23823562
because they forget to switch the settings tab

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Changed the last one. I hope it's good

>>23823551

It is a hook up app do you have time to hook up with a kid?

>repel libs,france, .... .

>>23823574
Do you get matches?

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>>23823580
Well, not everyone is trying to use it for a hook-up: for me, it's just another dating app... One of a few.
>modern culture

>>23823592
I feel some snark :D Yes I do, but not quite the ones I want :D

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I got a match what do ?

>>23823601
not a bot, she is?

>>23823615

Do you really have to ask

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Only way you'll get laid is if you tell women you're the guy in this pic.

>>23823649
I don't know, I can't see your country flag :)

>>23818074

Don't get a phone number until you ask her out on a date. Hell, don't even get a phone number, just give them yours.

>>23823615
Surprising yes

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lives in small city in middle of nowhrere Theres WHAT DOO ???? im ugly but v cultured and sometime cute and funny ( from my mom :/)

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We good? Yeah we good.

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>>23823770

>>23823843
But I get matches

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How bad is it? 270 matches and I have gotten laid a fee times off it.

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just made it last night, wasn't really aware of tinder before.
I plan on changing a few pics after I go on vacation next week

>>23818176
How are you single though

>>23818812
I'd hit it

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Help plz.

>Does having all these pics from work make me seem like a serial killer?

>>23824271
Also, the main pic isn't actually shit quality, no idea why it looks it.

>>23824272
>17 in army
>cant be in /soc/

don't use facebook, have like 1 photo on it.
When I upload more but make it so ony I can see them it won't let me put them on tinder.
Anyone else getting this problem? Or know how to fix it?

>>23824287
upload them from mobile not from fb ?

>>23824290
Nah I need to do it through facebook. Or I did like 3 weeks ago. Havnt tried since, anyone else able to upload straight from their phone

>>23806877
How do you know you're not compatible? Texting can't really prove anything you have to meet up.

I'm on a bunch of dating apps like this but I fucking suck at texting...I have a hard enough time talking to people in real life

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>almost every girl is 8/10
>youre 5/10 forced to swipe more than 90% left
what happened to the insecure qts?

>>23821492
how are you single?

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>tfw got matches but didn't message them because I'm doing this for the lulz

>>23806890
lots of girls are crazy about body mods

maybe it's something about commitment lmao

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Thoughts on my profile?

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How is that? get a surprising amount of matches even with a picture of myself in a dress.

>>23825294
I'd swipe right after thinking about it for a few seconds, but if photo #2 was all the way in the back It'd be a definite

>>23825294
girl i'd feel a tinge of disappointment about if i don't get an instant match when i swipe right/10

>>23825294
Do you fuck on a first date?

>>23825352
Alright i changed the order

>>23825386
Haha thanks

>>23825391
Thats what my profile made u think or are u just asking?

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I'm a good lookin dude, and I fucking exhaust all my swipes and get maybe 1 match.

Ive had sex with 100% of girls i've met on here but its few and far between now. Haven't matched with someone in forever.

>>23825409
>>23825344
I'll one up you, I was a hooker for halloween in my profile pic

>>23825409
I think you should switch out the first pic

>>23825413
Yeah its the one of my face

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bio said "I'm short, only 163"

Yeah. I'm totally in there.

>can't log into Tinder

Fuck.

>>23806727
from a guy who had a much bigger afro than you, get a fucking hair cut.

i went from maybe getting lucky once in 6 months to easy loving every week

>>23825615
last two messages were cringey.

>>23823574
remove 3, unflattering angle
remove 6 open mouth doesn't make people look good.
4->1
5->2
1->3
2->4
done.

>>23821828
>19 lines of bio
the fuck are you trying to achieve?

>>23821702
shit

>>23821572
whats your profile like?

>>23819606
>I'm always in the mood when you are
don't ever put this in your bio you fucking idiot
>I'm basically a perfect girlfriend
so no such thing as a perfect boyfriend?
idk not what I would put in the bio.

>>23818220
>>>23818192
>in any case, i find being more polarizing on tinder to be a lot more fun when you can afford it
not to mention the fact as a true Bernie supporter you probably don't want to match with a Trump voter.

>>23825294
Photo number 5 could be made a bit less provocative

>>23825630
You think man? Hair used to be a lot bigger when i was with my ex, I get attention from girls in clubs and Shit, hadn't considered cutting it I've had it so long, for so long.

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>>23825773
Sir, I salute and thank you for your comments! :D

Would you please take a look at the edited copy?
P.S. What about the description, does it command a good impression?

>>23826779
I'd make it shorter Pasha.

>>23827189
Ah, always shorter - it leaves some space to worry about lacking certain information :(

Well I got like 10 matches in 3 days. Look average but have2 professional photos, 1 selfie fun, 1 selfie current haircut and 1 social with some girls having cooked lunch.

I have a text that I copy paste... it is basicly a wall of text saying

pickupupline blabalbal yaada hahaha
Could do that but we still start by zero
Cool that tinder oped you up you look interesting + "compliment insert"
I am free after work
when you wanna meet up

I either get no response
Or I get a hahaha that's direct in which I just follow up with some cringeworthy shit explaining that I don't write on this app and that meet ing for coffee is not a date I do it all the time at uni with my friends

meet 1:10 and they are normally pritty or hot
have only fucked one as I dont fuck crazy (2 weeks into tinder) and I am basicly looking for something longer than a ons

>>23827483
just realised I have free likes again.

Got 3 likes back when I finished just swyping all to the right except for fat fucks

I think it is just a numbers game

How do you open with someone with no bio/nothing identifiable in their pictures? Half the girls around here just have their school and 4 generic pictures.

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Having trouble getting many matches. Tips?
1/2

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>>23827556
"hey"

yeah, that's it; the girls you're talking about are solely on there for validation from a large number of men and to be fucked by the one or two guys that are way more attractive than the rest

if you're that one guy, they'll reply back regardless of what you send; don't capitulate and waste your time feeding them attention, if they don't respond you simply move on to the next

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New layout and what not

Gotten over 10 matches today 3 of which were bots.

Keep the criticism and helpfulness coming!

Anyone know if Tinder shows you people that have similar discovery settings as you?

IE I'm 20, and my range goes from about 18 (hesitantly) to 23. Would a girl that shows up for me that's 23 have her discovery settings let her see 20 year olds, or would there be a chance her's is set at like, 22, and therefore have me wasting a swipe?

>>23827607
>>23827609
this is a disaster!

CUt all the text after 6' 4"

your last picture take that with a decent smile or modelpose or whatever look at some youtube videos- no selphy this should be a fullbody shot professional with that hair or look. Selfie with same hairstyle smile + super duper neat dresscode = smart suit. and last get a picture with friends wearing a suit-> go to a casino in the next big city say you will drive. It will be worth it hopefully they dress up and you will have a ausm smart picture!

I pray to god you have a long dick then it might be they share you around as you have that "babyface" going with your tallness and dick

>>23827673
awful

10 year old kid could do it better. If you want to stay hiphop look how the big guys do it, there's a bunch of big fat black rappers that style hard. Don't overdo it but get ideas from them, it very often is sublte-> black shirt nice jacket, big ass chain, super short haircut, special beird, some rings. Don't settle for ugly girls you can get some candy even on tinder.

Apply the rules I gave few post above 3 pictures are the most important ones.

1. prof fullbody
2. selfie with smile
3. social super outfit displaying your character

>>23827556
>>23827650

or just prewritten stuff of chat that went good with girls.

Look at the 100 chessgame metaphor you can just use stuff other girls write to you to find out what works.

As I wrote I am doing the direct stuff.
As a backup I have a text my ex wrote to me years ago on okcupid girls dig that shit no matter what.

Any short dudes have actual date experience with this?

I'm 24, 5'8" and have the frame of a child, but I'm still getting a good amount of matches. I'm just afraid when I actually meet one of these girls, they'll feel like a disconnect between the actual me, and the me they've fabricated in their head my bio and pics just because I'm not 6'2".

>>23827556

I just say "Hey"

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Help me get laid

What's a good initial message to send?

>>23828058
>hey what's up?
usually what I send, but i'm still new, like 2 days, but i can usually initiate a conversation that way

>>23825763
I took a shot based on her profile and I got me her number. Cringe can work. My opening move was just 2good to resist.

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>>23828399
nah you good. the bois will be swimmin for that pussy.

>>23827821
you're out in left field buddy...

>>23828399

Decent profile.

Anyone use Flame for Tinder? Does it work?

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Ok guys, tell me everything i did wrong with my profile.
Well, beside the fact my bio is in french.

Also what are we even supposed to say once we get matches?
We just start planning some kind of date or are there more steps before that?

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>match with little brother's friend
>somewhat suspicious
>"so, X, speaking of Tinder..."
>"I know what you're gonna say."
>"You do?"
>"Yeah."
>"So you know that I matched with--"
>"Yeah."
>"Okay so then it's what I figured. It's a 'hahaha, it's X's brother, isn't that funny?' type thing."
>He just closes his bedroom door in my face
Glad I at least mentioned it to him beforehand.

>>23828399
Personally if your bio gives me nothing to start a conversation with, I won't message you.

>>23828419
Well at least he gave you advice!

Don't ask for advice if you cant take it.

>>23828714
post example of good bio then

>>23828703
read thread

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Have like 500 matches in few months of on and off use, should I replace a picture with me and a cat

>>23829827
just read whole thread for the second time and your comment is the least helpful I've found so far

>>23828133
>Cringe can work
did you realise it was a tad cringey before or after my remark? because if you saw it yourself, I'm happy to hear that...

>>23827259
what information do you find crucial? the long term relationship part? why not make that the only thing in your bio, but a bit cryptic. 'only in it for the long run'
also, don't call me sir.
you don't need 6 pictures. everytime you remove some I see new ones appear.
try to maintain the guy-in-suit vibe. it's good for boasting a status.

>>23827816
>>23827609
his babyface would disappear if you lost weight.

>>23829816
>Well at least he gave you advice!
you know we can see which posts belong to you right?

>>23828399
what do you want to achieve with tinder?

>>23829853
yea might as well change it with 2, don't know what you would like to achieve though

>>23829853
i would say dump the silly photos and post them clean . how many matches you get per 12 hours on average ? or per day

>>23830141
also 6 maybe is your best pic
looks + expensive shit

>>23830141

Like 10-20 I think

>>23830157
20 when you can like 100 girls ? what are you a super model ? :O

>>23830161
In 24 hours

>>23830207
you the guy i quoted ? thats a nice score i guess . i am getting 4 per 24 max ,2 average , but i only have tinder for 4 days , hope it will get better after i have done many likes

>>23823481
you "could" post a billion tinder conversation that led to ass, and apparently you have a handful of satisfied tinder students that you taught game to at your university of pickup but you can't seem to be able to post any actual conversations aside from the one slightly cringy pickup line..that also apparently led to a fuck why?

Because you're a dreamer.

>>23830216
Yeah, I'd make that camera one your main

>>23830235
yeah its my main now :P i think too many close to selfies face are stupid

>>23830236
close selfies to face *

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Don't get too many matches. My bio is pretty shit. I live in Germany and I'm not a black male or above 6' so that might explain my lack of matches.

>>23825780
Clearly have achieved more than yourself. My 19 lines of bio allow a wide variety of conversation with a wide variety of women. Come back to me when you aren't a close minded neck beard wallowing in sorrow because you'll never get laid again.

>>23830552
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I'm going to assume you're actually the same dude despite the change in ID.
are you triggered?

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Just downloaded yesterday. How am i doing?

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>>23830851

>>23830658
why are you so salty espcially the ID thing?

again most profile son here need general and not specific advice you could write a soc sticky and show us all big guy

>>23830220
Oh you brats make me laugh. So explain to me why i would even post anything to help you? You think you can toss around a few words and think that i would be dumb and mad enough to post my approach that works to qualify myself to you, an average beta loser? Absolutely not.

I'll give you some advice. Stop focusing on what your bio says so much because most women arent reading it. They get match after match so they are mostly just swiping faces. What you idiots need to focus on are your pictures. Try to catch a bitches attention and stand out from every other beach pic, gym selfie, dog selfie. You have no creativity. Your profile sucks

And it doesnt matter what i post for you you'll just find a way to troll it anyway. Not my first rodeo with a neckbeard pal.

>>23831039
>why are you so salty espcially the ID thing?
someone could pose as you to get a jab at me, so I was just checking I was talking to the same person.
>>23831039
>not specific advice
I usually do give specific advice (no idea whether it's ideal) regarding photos.

>>23831041
>beach pic, gym selfie, dog selfie
get on mah level, brah
I have a fucking falcon selfie and still struggle to get more than 1 match/week

Anybody, just tell me whats wrong with my profile >>23828703
It's obvious I've put some kind of red flag somewhere in there and I just can't find it on my own

Is there even point in trying this if you are a sub 7/10 and 5'10"?

>>23831041
I think youre right that the main focus should be having good pictures that stand out, but having an interesting description also pulls in matches. I'm this guy:
>>23806814

>>23830851
Switch pic 1 and 2. Girls love smiles a lil kids
Lose the pic with the chick
The rest seems bretty good. Especially the fact that you're tall

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help me out bois.
newly single and didn't have many friends besides my ex and her friends desu

>>23830135
I wouldn't have said cringe myself, but I knew it was a bit to heavy on there.

Damn boys, why are german girls so easy. I already have a fuckdate lined up..

Can I succeed at tinder if I have no friends at all but look good? What kind of picture set up can I get away with?

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My matches since ive made it like 4 days ago... Only 5or6 out of 30something havw been bots xonversely thats the same amount that have made plans in the following week shits pretty cash

>>23831152
No you are right. I agree 100% and you seem to have your approach and game down. I would definitely say you have plenty of ass. But for these guys After the initial hook, you have to take that interest further and go for the knockout with a good entertaining bio. Just some of the guys arent even getting passed the first approval stage of having catchy pictures and catching her eye first. Your pics need to be well thought out. You need a plan.

Its like if a girl is swiping and 20 of the profiles are all brad pitt caliber, then what? Who is going to get her attention? They all look at sound the same so physically its a level playing field(which tinder is not a level playing field) then its going to be down to the guy who seems the most interesting generally through his pics then bio then convo. Girls stop talking because they found someone else more interesting, or physically attractive. Thats the blunt truth. They rarely will pick that convo back up but it does happen.

If you are thinking about it pessimistically, you have to catch her eye, interest her with a few words, get her to match you, then kick up a convo without doing too much or too little, then number close then meet. Yes its alot but it can be done consistently.

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Tinder is easy. Got it now for 2 years or someting. Got 882 matches. Going for the 1000.

Tips for making a tinder profile: Upload photo's with kids or pets ;)

how many of your matches actually reply to your messages? I'm not having much luck

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>been a week on tinder
>swipe 90% left because too pretty for a 5/10 like myself
>somehow get 4 matches with qt girls who also turn out legit non-bots despite 1 picture of myself on tinder
>still dont know how to into flirt
HELP

>>23831607
About 7/10 I guess. My tip is use original pick up lines. Use humor from the start.

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I hate Tinder. If I max out my likes twice in a 24 hour period I'm lucky to get 1 or 2 matches and my matches almost never respond when I message them, and the few times they do message back it's a bot/fake profile

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>>23828703
>>23831609


This guy knows how tinder really works. >>23831505 And I can agree that your bio is the least important thing in your profile. Get photos that stand out from the horde of single males. Be special and make her want to know you, cuz you're interesting and possibly fun.

After you match with someone theres only one rule: Hit the iron while it's hot. Message her right after you've matched and keep her busy. Don't leave her time to think. No awkward pauses and excuses for not answering. The moment you let her get bored she will get back to swiping and your chances of getting laid decreases gradually, cuz theres always a guy whos more handsome or interesting.

>>23831780
>that pic
topkek thats amazing

>>23829816
All i said was he was in left field?

>>23806689
''420 enthusiast'' makes you sound very stupid

>>23831707
Did I see you on omegle yesterday?

>>23829821
Something that can actually give me something to say. A mention of an interest or hobby or fun fact or joke or an allusion to some cultural work or a even a straight up conversation starter (i.e. e.g. "ask me about x or "let's talk about y").
Without that little bit of help what am i supposed to message the person?

>>23821828
>ya'll

When will people learn to fucking spell this right? Y'all* YOU ALL. Damn. Southern Grammar Nazi reporting in, senpai.

>>23828714
are you the girl?

>>23824160
It's a dating app, not a history report. Shorten your bio and I suggest losing the cat...usually girls associate it with "loneliness" and they want confidence. Try to add a group of friends photo if you have a good one...chicks dig group photos.

>>23834101
Actually I'm more likely to be interested in a dude who likes cats, and group photos can be a turn off cause I want someone as introverted as me lol but that's just my personal taste I guess
Just be authentic desu

>>23834164
post pics of profile

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Need tips. I get occasional matchest, but can't get past any small talk.

I just don't know what to talk about. Maybe I just don't have a personality.

>>23834186
Maybe it's all a lie perpetuated by a failed system, created to maintain an image of what is no longer there.

>>23834186
You need one pic where
>you smile more so you don't look like a sperg
>you show yourself with friends so they don't think you're a complete loner
>you do something unexpected so you can stand out from the masses

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>>23834222
Better?

>>23834242
you don't need to change them all but the most important part is for your first pic to be different and stand out from the rest

make it surprising and unexpected

So for some reason Tinder won't use my phone number to verify the account, I keep getting a message about there's a problem with my number.

I tried using online SMS verification sites but most don't work and the ones that do I never seem to be able to receive the message.

How do I get around this?

>>23827831
What are you some sort of autist?
Youre not 5'5" youre 5'8"
Im 5'9" and Ivehad girls who are 5 nothing and some taller than me I had a 27 year old korean 6'1" model and notre dame graduate as a gf for 4 months during the summer of 2012
Just be yourself
Bw funny
Be genuine
Never apologize for being you (unless youre naturally malicious)
And tell shit like it is (to an extant)
Be cocky girls love that it shows confidence and in girls who cant tell physical height they might think youre taller off the bat or not care
Think before you speak but dont over think either
Let your dick and mind work together
Understqnd that you will get rejected sometimes..
...okay... A lot of times
But it doesnt hurt and shouldnt hurt unless you love that girl... Because theres literally billions out there
>be funny
>always make sure your hair shoes and nails are neat and clean
>wear semi decent clothes no rags
>head up always with a half cocked smile and stand straight
>brush your fucking teeth

Dude im 5'9 mexican not too good in the face missibg two teeth noticably (hxc shows) and am awkward as hell but ive gotten laid probably by 300+ women in my life and none of that has been through tinder or any web shit

Think about what you pook for when makibg friends
You dont care too much about looks or skills or money
You just want someone genuine and interesting

Same with dates and hookups
Genuine fun and interesting
Its formulaic and actually almost boring when you get down to the nitty gritty nig nog