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>ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS: KILL EDITION Last thread was up for

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>ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS: KILL EDITION
Last thread was up for six days due to rising mortality rate
Only Mexicans survived
>Whatever happened to predictability? The Germanon, the Deprianon, the Koreanon, the Rouge , even BJ
>(You) are kill
I never anticipated a day when I became OP, but circumstance has placed me in this position where I had to take action or tradition would’ve been broken for first time in the history of these thread formats

>This is a thread dedicated to everyone that wants this board to be about anything other than dicks, tits, attention-whoring, circle-jerking, you know the deal. Give ideas and suggestions on how to find a cure, except US Mexican residents naturally for they are the ailment of this board

Also ITT we wait for Monday

>Otherwise converse, complain, shitpost, troll each other. Do whatever your heart desires.
>Chat General - Take a pic in your current state
>>Music Discussion
>>What are you doing?
>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's not cool if you're cool)
>>Video Games(?)
>>Books you're currently reading
>>Films etc.
>General Discussion
>You have to follow these guidelines, it's not just a suggestion, just post some content so other anons get to roast you.
>Who cares if this is a meet-up board, after all.
>This isn't exactly a rate thread but if that is truly what you seek OP will deliver, possibly maybe.
I might’ve fucked up the OP with edge

Last thread
>>23742271

Duck...
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>>23774027
>>Music Discussion
Why do I like this so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfL5adsH5A
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Hi guys what's going on ausanon here

Getting fucked up real good by uni rn

Only thing I'm listening to is my brain telling me to kms lel
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>>23773188
Swans has a pretty diverse discography. Here's another song from the same album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zoS8c_8hLQ

Wait a minute...which chug vid did you see? I was glad I didn't do one last night as by the time I posted here, I was dead tired and didn't have the energy to move around like usual. hahaa

>Fiber helps with that I hear

How many bowls do I need to eat until it turns to fun shit?
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OP is a faggot on so many levels JFMSU fampais

Also sleepless.
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>>23774040
Pretty good tbqh Anon.

>>23774042
We all are Aussie
Just hang in there, we can do it
Maybe.
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>>23774092
Dat ID
>gaypoop
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roll for id.
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>>23774092
I think I've seen you in the r9k omegle and your fucking gorgeous, like artfully model like pretty. I'm not trying to hit on you I'm a girl no home, just really like the look you got going on. Also your ID totally does say Gay pewp. This must mean you were chosen.
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I meant to say no homo and sorry if you aren't the same girl but kind of look like her. Your facial structure is really neat if it's you. Like the kind I'd love to draw.
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>>23774188
Umm, ty?
I do not recall going on r9k Omegle, or maybe once a long time ago
I'm not sure tbqh but trust the ID

2/Anons would confirm I am a faggot sometimes.

>>23774137
Well sheit.
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>>23774042
Is that some Bionicle I see in the background?
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>>23774027
>Only Mexicans survived
I'm going to go ahead and stand up for them because they are, not all, but some are very hardworking people. If they would stand up, which they can't to corrupted government and faggots maybe it would be them calling us abd i don't know a good word, perhaps retards maybe.

Mexico city is a great city and Mexicans fought in wars. Perhaps ones education can extend further than a steryotypical race and perhaps one can learn they have tried. Mexican-Spanish revolution is just one of many examples.
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>>23774027
>Also ITT we wait for Monday
FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF YOU JAMMY LITTLE BASTARD.

Monday is a sin where I'am from. Never speak those words again.
>circle-jerking,
Ohhh but mum.
>Germ
Kill
>Depri
Kill
>Curry
Kill?
>BJ
Brill.
>>23770030
I figured out the graph question, it's a pain in the god damn rectal cavity for two marks.
You had to work out the percentage change then plot it then SEE where the line drew.
I'm just gonna claim disability benefits, mane. Fuck education, I don't need no damn lettuce.
>Xylem
If I remember xylem is dead which lack a nucleus so they'd be unable to divide with or without ATP.

>Cells
There was a intestinal bacteria discovered that lacked a mitochondria. Kinda cool.
>Mighty four-somes
If so I've beaten pokemAnz like 6 times.
>Shoot
Oh you horny Americans. Penetrating every (black) stranger you see.
>>23771491
>"Physically active"
>"Morning"
Leave.
Will try OD'ing on orange juice though, I'll probably have a terriable come down but at least I'll have some healthy immune system.
>Expecting me to stalk
Pft, If I wanna see your mexican collection I'll just look under your truck.
(Psss It's racial humor, ha--ha...)
>>23769745
I just never felt the need to change it, desu.
This is how 4chan came and it works fine for me.

...Are...Is my (YOU) debt over?


>Doing
Freaking out since I have an exam on monday and I have no idea if I've revised enough. Honestly, I might of missed something and I'm forgetting what I've forgotten.
Scccriiibe.
>Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwQXmQ6w7co

>>23774042
>good by uni rn
Yeeey
Just...hang in there...
You can do it!
>Susans suicidal snickers
I'm doing bleach shots after I fail, you're welcome to join.
>>23774092
>sleepless.
Sleep then. >:/
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I don't have a cool name

>Chat General - Take a pic in your current state

ugly af but ok

>>Music Discussion

Listening to the rain right now.

>>What are you doing?

I just got home. Getting ready to make some lunch and study for a certification exam I have tomorrow morning. At least finals are over.

>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo? (it's not cool if you're cool)

Not a NEET, but I don't really have friends right now. I commute to school so I don't hang out with university friends. My work friends are all too busy with their weird service industry schedules. I am starting a new job next week that I am pretty excited about though.

>>Video Games(?)

Haven't had much time lately but I am currently playing Borderlands.

>>Books you're currently reading

Nothing fun. Just school books. I'd like to finish the Song of Fire and Ice series, maybe this summer.

>>Films etc

I love horror. All horror. Recently saw The Witch; it was pretty fantastic imo.

>>23774042
>Getting fucked up real good by uni rn

fucking tell me about it. I finished all my finals as of yesterday thankfully. Although I am feeling pretty depressed, one of my classes dropped from an A to a B :'( I want to die

>>23774092
why u sleepless
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>>23774235
that song is a little unsettling lol

what are you studying in school
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Each country and each nation has its own problems and if you think mexicans are that problem, you are mistaken.
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What defines greatness and what puts one person above other? Is it height, is it money, is it power, is it gender or is it race?
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I'm not defending anyone btw but so far race has done shit to this world.

Mexicans want McDonald's to pay the above average salary.
African-Americans want to run with pistols and not get shot. I got put down for a knife lol.
Asians took over medical.
Jews media.
Indians tech.
White's aah it's bit fair.


FUUUCK MOTHERFUCKERS have you ever played in a sandbox as a kid?

Gtg :)~
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>>23774027
Six days?
What's happening to the world.
Am I now mexican?

Final push with school for this semester now, feels pretty terrible as I'm not even close to finished with anything and will probably go into shock soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWV8gvdGLSQ
This is one of them good songs.
>>23774042
How did it go with your saucy date? If you've had it yet.
I hope everything is well with you goggleman.
>>23774092
You kind of look like a boy in this picture.
Except the eyes and the tits.
I like it.
gAY
>>23774235
Those are some sweet kitchen cabinets.
You've got such friendly eyes.
You look like a guy you trust but never should trust.
>>23774250
I like that tattoo.
Are you the girl with the snazzy suit?
The snazzysuitgirl?
What kind of work are you going to be doing snazzysuitgirl?
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>>23774376
this one? thanks m8

I'll be working at a new bar/restaurant opening downtown in my city for the summer. Not at all related to what I'm studying in school but it will bring me the bucks which I could really use right about now

you have great hair man fucking jealous
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>>23772797
>Yes I would give him the fuck
uuuurgh..don't know what to say to that one.
>Citation needed
the new laws that are currently in for justification and legalisation in about 8 countries i'm gonna list in a bit.
>You say no one cares
jip
>yet you mention history
which no one has learned from...therefore me mentioning the "no one cares"-thingy.......
>Again it's all opinions
...for a fact almost every country in the eu is taking a turn to the "conservative agenda".
couple of countries in east europe are suspending human rights as we speak but let's not start with east europe where hunting gays and muslims is a fun sport activity.........they are fucking lynching people (citation: multiple ngo's, hrw, brac, acumen fund etc. - and by now even the mainstream media is sloooowly and caaarefully approaching those horrid happenings).
the french, the brits, italy, spain, germany, austria, luxembourg, denmark, sweden (and again, let's not talk about east yurop). aaaaaall taking a massive drift to the dark side pushing laws that are "not very nice". not opinions but the current state of political proceedings.


but shorry that doesn't belong in here. i'll stop.
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>>23774376
>Final push
I feel you on that one, and mine is The final push

Weird angle or is it just how I am Idek tbqh but thanks anyway
I'm liking this picture of you too but you do not look like a gril, a Mexican maybe.

>>23774357
>>23774323
>>23774309
Hidden multiculturalist.

>>23774250
Ayy your hair looks brighter here
I had homework last night.

>>23774235
BJ was blinded while preforming an intense one.
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>>23774267
>Song
I guess, it just bring back some good memories.
>Studying
Biology and social sciences.
I know; I've already fudged up my future.
>>23774376
>Cabinets
It-it...yeah..they're great at storing things in.
Thank you.
>Trust but not trust
I've never been summed up so well before, I feel honored.

When's my panda picture getting here, bub, eh, eh?
I'll settle for a puppy and a sassy muffin at this point...
>>23774424
>while preforming an intense one.
That is how we all wish to flee.
Still shitty about what happened though.
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>>23774424
>homework
yuck, when is your semester over

also ya i went to the salon last week
>>23774446
you could do stuff with that I'm sure, especially bio.
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>>23774424
>multiculturalist
Never. More like fuck everyone, discriminate everyone equally ha. I believe in separation, just don't use the fucking race card every time you're in trouble.

People are people and brothers kill brothers.
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>>23774458
>speshul hateflake

I was being ironic, but what seperation or rather how.

>>23774455
I do not know what's the word in english but we say something like blessedly in Arabic when someone changes hair or showers kek

June 4th.

>>23774446
True, but we don't feels
He'll get better.
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>>23774455
You seem pretty cool.
>you could do stuff with that I'm sure, especially bio.
Hopefully, haha! I was considering going into profiling but it's terrible pay, then I looked into being a psychiatrist and...the pay's alright and it'd fun, but the drawbacks...yesh.

What do you currently do/study/eat?
>>23774494
>Feels
Damn right this is a MANLY THREAD!

N-No...crying...
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>>23774494
>ironic
Oh sorry sometimes I can't depict from text or even verbally. I, at times, take it as is.

Kind of like chans. Each board has its unique flavor. We bash ponylovers for being ponylovers, yet they can actually contribute but we think less of them because the love unicorns. We're bias to one another for certain factors and I guess there is no way out of it.
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>>23774494
i will take that as a compliment! :^)
>>23774508
i'm studying healthcare admin/management. Basically it is a business degree with a healthcare focus. Its hard.

I used to be an applied sciences major, and I thought going into something lab related would be fun. But the pay is shit.

You could also go into some sort of health profession, it would mean more schooling but a bio background would be solid
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Oh, my id changed I took my lunch early today.

I'm sameguy.
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>>23774514
>Taking anything here as is

It is true, but I would like to know what kind of separation do you propose, and do you believe in forbidding inter-cultural relations totally(I do not know what they're properly calle dtbqh).

>>23774521
It is :-D.
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>>23774521
>health profession,
I'd love to be a surgeon but I like fun.
>Lab
You can go into it at a later date when pay becomes irrelevant.
*Cough* Just saying *cough* don't blame me for terrible life choices *cough*
>healthcare admin/
Kinda like Lisa Cuddy, poisan from House?
>Hard
I can imagine, though if you like competition...
>Business degree
Oh lordy, you poor she-beast.
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>>23774584
>Kinda like Lisa Cuddy, poisan from House?
Yeah, I don't watch that show but its pretty close. Though I am not a clinician so I won't be a director of medicine or any other clinical department. More than likely I'll go into staff management like HR, marketing, quality control etc.
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>>23774563
It's kind of like being one guy but with many perspectives and ideas. Each perspective and idea is judged accordingly. Race only exists behind the curtain. So no one whines about beind disadvantaged due to height or dick size.

Quick off topic.
I want to try and be more precise when I write. I want to be able to communicate one day, it sucks sometimes.
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>>23774612
>like HR
Well...if your 5* apartment/ house ever get's lonely I will happily be a roommate...
Rent free of course.
>marketing, quality control etc.
Aaah, I don't really know much about healthcare but I know pharma is a good market, if that is kinda what you're doing.
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>>23774645
well those are actually departments in a hospital/hospital system, but i could go work for big pharma, there's good money in that.

also HR is not very high paying unless you're VP of HR :'(
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>>23774615
>>23774615
Judged according to what

I'm not sure how that answers my question/s

For what it's worth, I care for individuals not predetermined groups.
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>>23774702
Judge according to actions
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Perhaps another day when I'm sober. I'll attempt to answer
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>>23774722
Till then.
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S00n
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Check em.
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>>23774900
Checked, a little early no?
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>>23774900
Nice
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May I join, I am neither of the OP.
>
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FUCK TODAY IN THE ASS
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>38fOt5xd
:(
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>>23774135
I can't go on....
>>23774209
Yes it is, it's one of the new ones
>>23774235
Oh I will join, don't you worry. Bleach shots sound wonderful.
>>23774250
You're not ugly?
And yeah, my american friend finished her finals yesterday as well. I still have about a month to go before my exams even start, but I'm getting analed by the general coursework as well as studying for exams. Fun.
>>23774376
Oh swedanon
I wish I could say it went well. But it didn't even happen
She just kinda freaked the fuck out and said that she didn't like relationships and just wanted to be friends. Looks like I'm gonna be forever alone again...

Otherwise I'm all good senpai
Yourself?
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>>23775282
No u
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>>23774092
I told you to cover youreself btw hoer. Now go make me a sammich.
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Why wait for Monday? Monday has never done anything for me so why do anything for Monday? How many more times can I type Monday you ask? Until I have enough dong in my bank account to sail to the Caribbean and buy little brown boys for cheap.
Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday

And if anything they should just split this thread into two boards. One ideally for dick rating threads cause NO one but guy dudes want to see that ish here. And while your at it throw all the contacting threads like kik and hook ups threads over there.
Or just make one thread for the lgbt community and the other for the disgusting cis hetero community cause if I have to see another "Boypussy" or "Small Cock thread" threads I'll just cut my eyes out of my sockets

>>23774235
Ayyy at least you figure it out, idk why the fuck the question just didn't say you had to plot instead of asking just for the mother loving distance.
Just fuck my shit up senpai was it just a trick question or something, only god knows
>xylem is dead which lack a nucleus
Well that just goes to show you how much I know about anything
> lacked a mitochondria
Thats is pretty cool especially since their need for producing energy and what not
>6 times
Well shit f a m your more of a pokiemen master than me I can olny play so much till I get bored
>Penetrating every spook stranger you see
Hey their just trying to control the black population on 9mm at a time. Whats wrong with that?

>>23774042
Tell your brain it needs to shut the fuck up and let you do you so you can kill yourself with a sound mind.
And whats that mecha looking thing in tha background? I need to know, I need to knooooow!!

>>23774092
Well you might be sleepless cause your such a gay faggot. But best and easiest way to tire yourself out would just to do some sit ups and push ups then you'll be dreaming of closing your eyes for good. But thats just a nigs advice take it
or leave it who tha fuck cares


Drying my hair like a lady :0
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And to the anon who was said about me not drawing anything in the last two threads. Here you go senpai started this maybe two days ago still got alot to finish, need a good background to draw begind them and I need to finish that mage's face which i can't wait to do(sarcastically saying) But whats dead may never die. Or something like that

Enjoy your thursday/friday anonfaggots
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>>23775364
NO U
>>23775343
well good luck to yours my friend and don't let them fuck up your grades like mine did :'( Went from 3 A's to 1 for example. I cried.
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>>23775686
>Enjoy your thursday/friday anonfaggots
You too and good weekends to you as well
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>>23775343
Nice. Here, have something I built.
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>>23775308
Money I guess, then you can have the rest, but there's ways without it.
I wish it was that, we got really serious :/
Yeah idk that's weird, something else is at play there, why would a fan do that? Then again as you say crazy.
I will try to kek.
Oh shet, I completely get lost, what was his name btw, I'm trying to remember but I can't and too lazy go google.
What else have you done? Kek I get embarrass like that, I work I sometimes start singing to myself and I turn and someone is there and I immediately stop.
I can record on this but it's thru the memo but I can't figure how to move the file to the audio so I can use vocaroo. I got to use clypt but then I have to do everything in one try cuz it doesn't let me play it back.
I always use my nickname Ish ay lmao. Idk I can't think of anything creative and since it kinda like Ash wynaut :/
I might, there's so many things I want kek. I only had the ds that came out of the original? Not the 3ds, I might get one tho just to not be as bored.
Halo 1 was the best, I played that shit so much. I should get a computer as well kek.
Yes I have the myboy one lol. It's honestly good for when you are out and doing nothing.
Ikr, 4th gen was supposed to be the creation story, how to top that?
:) and now it's time to play
My mom never let me eat in my room, the dining table always so I got used to it no matter what.
Hopefully he comes back.

Oh that sounds stressing, hopefully everything gets right again though. I do remember you saying something, I mean I wish we could help. But just letting it out I guess works the best. We are still human despite this sites reputation.
That's good, I should clean as well cuz I gotta start packing soon.
Iktf :'(
>>23774076
Dank man, I have never heard of this band, kinda prog.
The one where you were wearing the yellow shirt kek. That was threads ago though
>>23774396
No don't at least you have balls,I said all that rustle jimmies but he v qt tbqh
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>>23775691
Ok...
And isn't cherokee cool enuff btw :'(
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If permited. I'd like to share a song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA
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>>23775787
You are permitted as long as you aren't Mejicen.
>dat link
Who you trying to seduce lol.
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I didn't even send a response to all these even though I thought I did.
What's happening to me.
>>23774383
Yes that one, I like that one.
Your shoes look like small batmobile rooftops.
Atleast you'll meet a lot of interesting people, that's usually one of the nicer things in the service business.
Holla for that dolla.
You've got great hair aswell, I'm not sure why you'd be jealous.
>>23774424
"The"
Oh damn it's going down tonight.
I think it's mostly the hair, it looks like you've got shorter hair.
I've been told I look Mexican, bienvenidos para corazon.
>>23774446
What do you store in them?
Dirty secrets? Unravel the mysteries.
You're cute enough to the point where you begin to look shady. It's like an icecream truck, first you see the icecream and it's all nice and then you see the pedophile and it all turns worse.
>>23775343
That's a shame desu, I was hoping you'd find something. Did you accept the friend request or was it too stodgy to bother carrying on with?
I'm alright mate, no luck in the love department either sadly but we keep trucking on. >>23775655
(You)
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>>23775787
omg this song havent heard it since i was a kid
>>23775832
>Your shoes look like small batmobile rooftops.
HA that's adorable
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>>23775807
>implying there is anyone here to seduce :D

Good day to all and see you next week. I'm starting my weekend early, earned it.
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My motherfuckig powrr is oit. Everyone post cocks
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>>23775862
>omg this song havent heard it since i was a kid
Oh wow here, back when radio was a thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvK2HGrBc00

All good homes.
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>>23775879
here's my aussie cock
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Nobody wants to go to a show ):):):):):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v
>>23774250
Spermoctopus.
>>23774092
Gay poop is not allowed in that mountain home, sorry (':
>>23774027
Gross, ethnic people.
U bish?
>>23774042
The patter of 40mm rain should be calming...oh wait. What's going on at uni?
>>23774235
What do you do on Tuesday then? BJ has officially reached LICHDOM.
>>23774376
Those harmonic vocals are perfect.
Skol!
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>>23775882
lol ru on some early 2000's cholo hiphop kick
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>>23775899
>lol ru on some early 2000's cholo hiphop kick
haha ye and bye bye.
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>>23775876
There shouldn't be.
Toddles.

>mfw ignored by cherokee
Ok :'(
>mfw gay OP is kill
Ok :')
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>>23775924
HI HELLO HEY WHAT IS UP EYEBALL
>>23775897
ayy lmao

what show are you trying to go to
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>>23775897
I like it a lot, wide stride man.
Skål gullet.
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>>23775936
stop yelling at me tho :'(
It's been a while.
>>23775897
>mfw bae ignores me

Wow everyone does hate mexicans today :/
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>>23775967
ok. how's life
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>>23775995
Thought so bish.
Same old same old, I see you are moving up in the world though, great news to know.
Aren't you afraid you will be deported from this thread?
I feel totes exposed now that you have seen my eye btw. Stop raping me.
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>>23776038
>moving up in the world
TOP KEK
i'm trying my dude

>be deported from the thread
y would i be deported, I am not a mexican :O

>stop raping me
check your priviledge shitlord, women don't raep xD xD xD
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>>23775967
Pls forgive me for my trespasses.
>>23775936
Any, there are a few house-music local things and some garage band ska, but everyone is a sober Sally and refuses to be anywhere near vices. Dunno if there's anything big near Phoenix or Tucson...and it's not that sobriety is a bad thing, but sometimes a man wants to club. Maybe just solo rolo?
How's life on your end?
>>23775960
You've great taste, debonair hair man.
>debating between norske og sved
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>>23776068
Don't d00d me brah, I was trying to be nice hmph.
That's a good start though.
>not a mexican
Then why you look like one?
>implying native murrican and mesicans are not the same
Orale wey, que no es mejicana ella jajaja xD
>woman don't raep
TRIGGERED
MUH PTSD HAS ACTIVATED
I MUST GO TO TUMBLR AND CALL GOR JUSTICE AT ONCE!!!
>>23776070
Ofc you is forgiven bby :*
Why you post so rarely nowadays though? :(
Also:
Vous-vouler coucher avec moi, ce soir?
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>>23776099
how do i eben look mexican brah I am pale af and my hair is not dark anymore. I don't even look NA at all :^) but if pretending gibes you joy than i will
>>23776070
wow sounds like you have boring friends, but at least you have some. I am not having a good day, final test grades were posted and they brought down a lot of my grades so I am pretty sad rn
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>>23776166
Niqa wat? There's a bunch of white mexicans, they just need to shower duh. Yes you do stop arguing with me woman.
Pretending what? It does kinda but idek what you mean there, speak american, no hablar inglish.
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>>23776166
Friends are overrated. Liquor and drugs never steal yo girl, unless she has an addictive personality. Oh shit, I'm sorry dear. How many more semesters you have?
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>>23776099
Theenks bubby.
Super touchy topic (':
Also:
Ooo la la papi
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>>23775343
here on different ID
>>23775691
rip
I hope I go well, thank you kind anon
>>23775717
HOLY FUCK THAT'S DANK, GIB NOW
>>23775832
;_;
We can love each other, y-yes?
Friend request was good, we talked for two weeks then I finally decided to make a move and that sht got pulled on me.
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>>23776295
Bubby? I meen I have been getting a bit chubs :(
Ah I understand we'll leave it at that if you wish, just good to see from you.
Ya sabes nene :*
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>>23776266
quiero tacos, enchiladas, en una margarita grande
>>23776283
liquor does sound appealing right about now. I have 2 more semesters and a residency. I'll be done end of next summer
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>>23776357
gross, y not en
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>>23776357
>>23776357
Bien chistosita te crees hmph. I meant espanish obvii ugh, am tired.
Tacos de lengua look disgusting but it does taste good admittedly, the texture makes me want to throw up though.
If you like piña coladas...
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>>23775762
I'm just bad at saving up, sometimes I make spontaneous purchases I usually end up regretting kek
I can imagine it was rough then :c
was weird, same thing happened to John Lennon too. tho Mark Chapman seemed to have a more flushed out "reason"
ples deliver
kek wait I'm confused now, are we still talking about Victor Wooten??
I tired to do personal vocaroos as response the other day but I ran outta time. I've made a bunch of ones of me singing covers of pop songs and acting a fool kek
Yo same here on the singing tho, I remember as a kid I would sit in the car with headphones and sing my lungs out. Parent's were very tolerable when I could actually sing lel
Is this on the samsung s7?
I always felt immersion breaking for me reading my own lame as name lol
How did you get that nickname? I lyke kek
What other stuff do you want and the original ds were the coolest things ever wireless syncing to someone else and doing game share. Did you have Metroid Prime hunters?
It was and ye boi you should, so many games to play still on PC
Exactly, is kind of like DBZ when a new villain comes in and is the most ba fighter in the universe we've never heard of til now.
My parent's never gave a fuq, they would always watch TV in the living room kek
I wanted traditional style dinners sometimes tho
hopefully, it seems everyone makes a kind of loop at least once before perma-leaving

Honestly you guys have helped a lot. I would just be holding all this inside, so it's kind of nice to let it out. So thanks, really <3 I feel bad because I've went into super recluse mode, only really talk to you and geo lately. Been lacking on giving out (You)s to others :c
packing, is it time for vacation already?
where the qt rich bois at :'c
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>>23776396
fuq i can't spell

>>23771763
>only the hispanic/shakira thing
kek this is what I wish I could do, I have trouble with the hip movements.
now I'm reading it as such too jeje
I feel like one when I say "Grits" out loud kek, I will record list of words sometime soon to show what I mean
They are sugar fiends now, they love de fruit loops. Dawh that sounds cute tbqh
That's what's up, grandparent's are bretty great.
Any plans set up for while they are visiting?
Also do tell, how was first day as delivery boi, any phat tips?
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hey, cunts

anyone else in love with the new Radiohead album?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
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>>23776387
pina coladas are good but nobody serves them anywhere. well that's probably not true but i havent come across them. also i've never had tongue before, texture sounds gross af. I did not like menudo (well the flavor of the soup was good but not the intestines ugh) so i probably would not like that
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sorry for spam, but one more before I gtfo for the weekends:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc3Yl2wnFsY

Good day to you all :(
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>>23776464
have a good weekend

>>23776439
suh dud

no i haven't is that why they deleted everything off the internet
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>>23776439
Yes! The piano pieces are gorgeous almost animoo soundtrack sounding. Very lovely string pieces and Thom's voice sounds just as nice as ever. I want more music videos and a from the basement style session.
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>>23776396
Same here, especially cuz of relationship. I don't nowadays, just don't buy things unless I need to.
I guess, but only because I let it, if you understand what I mean.
I don't really think they were fans then :/ well at least someone killed you becuase they like you. Kinda weird. Holy shit though, he played guitar?
Ok tomorrow when I get home, it's when the fun will start and my voice and lungs are almost back to normal finally.
Yes? Wait I was talking about him and the drummer kek.
I have to hear some, they are hilarious and cool. Who doesn't act a fool here anyways lel.
Kek aww, babby bewd sounded qt as hell, no pedo.
Yes it is.
What? Not for me, it made me feel a bit like I was in there, I used to (still do) fantasize a lot that it was me throwing the pokeball, or killing the aliums in halo, etc. I can see why you would feel that though, but luckily they give that option to name rival.
Ish is the shortened version of how my name would be said in english. It doesn't have the h but people would say it with the h and it'd sound weird so they and I just started saying that way.
I told you about the instruments and computer, maybe a new car. Idk just shit to indulge on.
You could do that? I don't remember that. Kek no I wish, we had barely any money back then, and I bought it mostly for my sister. We couldn't buy games on the regular. Now it's different thankfully, but I'm still in that cheapskate state still I guess.
I know, I really want to, PC masterrace niqas.
I fucking know right, but they need something to keep it going. Also GT isn't canon anymore I think. Ssj4 tho.
My mom was very persuasive on that. She would be like "y'all idiots not animals, eat on yhe table" then get smacked with la chancla.
It happens, only a few people do end up staying.
Not the same niqas here when I started coming here years back. I say coming loosely cuz I just come here a couple months then gtfo and rinse and repeat. This session has been my longest here though.
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>>23776396
>>23776504
Cont.
>Honestly you guys have helped a lot. I would just be holding all this inside, so it's kind of nice to let it out. So thanks, really <3 I feel bad because I've went into super recluse mode, only really talk to you and geo lately. Been lacking on giving out (You)s to others :c
I feel we need people to if not rely on, at least express ourselves with. It's good to hear that though, I honestly didn't think it would get like this kek, and I have seen you post for a while. Yeah I am guilty of that as well, but idk man, we really should talk to everyone and not always a select few, but oh well.
>packing, is it time for vacation already?
Vlose, 2 more months.
>where the qt rich bois at :'c
Idk :/

Anyways probably last post for now, I'll try to answer reply tomorrow if I can, these long posts take too longe kek, but I liek, makes me think.
>>23776451
>nobody serves them anywhere
The fuck, isn't it full of mexican food in Texas? Oh nvm I just read the second part, ever heard of google maps btw? It does and it feels totes gross, just like when womin has tongue in mouth ew. It does taste good especially in Mexico.
Menudo the band? I can't do animal fat or organs, makes me stomach weak. Chile also ironically.
Anyways I can feel my eyelids falling, so I shall go now. Hopefully you come back, it was nice chatting again.
Fagit

Smell ya fegs l8er.
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>>23776439
No time to check it out for a bit, what your take on it?
>>23776357
What kind though?
Two more semesters by the end of Summer? Jesus you're a tank.
>>23776321
Are you going for the dad bod?
You as well amiga, one of these days I'm going to get yo number and call you incessantly during inappropriate hours.
Ne quitte pls
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>>23776724
Like I have fall semester, spring 2017, graduate summer 2017
>>23776562
Well yeah no shit tx has a lot o mexican places, just no pina coladas haha.

Goodbye my dear ttyl
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What's up, /soc/? I'm tired and bored and there's nothing on TV and I'm feeling a dull throbbing sadness.

What're you all up to, /soc/ialists?
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>>23776439
happiest m8 ever :)
>not following formats in designated threads
>spamming
>permb&
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>>23775762
>The one where you were wearing the yellow shirt

I think you've got me confused with someone else as I dont think I even own a yellow shirt. lol
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>>23775897
Oh hey.
>Nobody wants to go to a show ):):):):):
Pfff if wasn't busy bro
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In Bernie and Trumped, there is a metaphore in metaphore. Gn all.
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>>23775216
What is this.

>>23775373
Are you Sandy now?

>>23775655
Oldfags would know why

I was tired but I can't sleep during daytime

Did you brush your hair kek.

>>23775787
Lol wtf is this shit.

>>23775832
It's in a bun
I said you do for sake of the OP, but tbqh you look Mediterranean
How's life with you.

>>23775897
I'm the original bish :--D
>No more mountain home ;-;
>dat pic tho ;-;
I'd go to a show ;-;
>even more ;-;
What are you doing these days.

>>23776439
THE Gingerman.

>>23777847
Night.
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>>23776724
No... I'm preggers...
I need to get caller I.D then, and pay fone bill kek.
Porquoi non?
>>23776782
Hey, stop being sassy towards me, you are bullying me. I don't think Taco Bell guves those, when you do try you one tell me how it tastes like though lel.

See ya
>>23778151
It is a white man's eye I think.
>Are you Sandy now?
Probably, my sister did say I look Pakistani :'(
Why
>original bish
HA! You wish fagit.
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>>23778151
Don't know if I classify as an oldfag yet but i'll go ask my faggotity ass self that in a minute.
>can't sleep during the day time
Sounds like your being held in a thai prison or something or you were just suffering at your school. Taking cat naps during the day always fucks up my sense of time anyways don't do it.

And nah was being lazy today I got out of the shower couples mins after taking that. My hair just absorbs water like a sponge don't worry. Guess I'll pick my hair out tomorrow or something I'm heading to be in a few
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yeah so theres a fucking bear in my yard
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>>23778254
Go pet it :)
So dark, you can bately see it. Looks kinda medium sized.
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>>23778260
its a florida black bear, theyre pretty medium in size. and it's 6 am here so the sun isnt even out yet lol
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>>23778254
Ah damn dosent look too old tho you should be safe unless he can open doors.
Now your chance to see if you can piss off and out run a black bear in one night. Throw a bottle at it and tell it's lazy black ass to get a job anon.
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>>23778272
What, I live up northeast, the sun is out already lel. Those really aren't dangerous though right. Seens to be alone, check for babbies, if it has, rip you.
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>>23775655
nice dubs

and the mecha thing is a bionicle, also see >>23775717

>>23775897
that 40mm was a hoax, we got about 25mm
Lots and lots of work lel
I'll go to a show!

>>23778254
lol rip
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>>23778241
Your sister is right
Cause you asking me to cover and shite jeez focus ;;;

You said it not me.

>>23778244
It was a joke chill, besides everyone here is a fag regardless of age

Same and it gets rather impossible to do so while dry.
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>>23778342
How can a man chill when he's flaming, but it's all good I'm just mad at myself for not having enough fagapoints on my card to answer that lol
And yeah it's literally a never-ending nightmare trying to comb out my dry hair never comes out even. So showering is my go to, use to use hair oil but got tired of my hair being a greasy fire hazard.
But I'm going to shut tha fuck up about that now
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>>23778342
Fuck off no she isn't, I will stone myself then, no bully :'(
I'm not asking you, I am telling you to, do or else I do whatever sandy husbandus do to wife.

Trying to copy me, figures.
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>>23778368
You will get there eventually, just NEET moar.

>>23778375
Yes she is, do eet
What do they do pakstani

Just jelly that bae replied to me and ignored you.
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>>23778446
So you're going to be on everyone else side but mine, I see how it is. I will if I get called Paki again hmph.
Idfk, have sex with other wife or sumting. You tell me.

As if, he thought you were me ay, besides I am carrying his child.

Thanks for making a thread about me btw, should I start attention-whoring then? ;)
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>>23778495
Why would I ever take your side, Paki
Well true I think kek

My pikshure was there, as if bae would have coffee with you let alone a child

You always do anyway.
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>>23778525
Cuz that's what faithful waifus do why else hoer. "Faithful" :"(
Besides my sister is crazy and I like angering her. If I even look at her she gets mad instantly.
You think, it will be true if you keep continuing like this.
Also pick one
>

Nope, do you even read and comprehend inglish you dum retart, he asked if I was OP.
Brah he just ask for my digits. You med Hamed?

No I don't. Look who is talking jajaja xD

Neen hu aleelet zoo
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>>23778525
>>23778557
Forgot pic ugh
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>>23778557
I like your sister already, that's what happens when someone's your sibling

Do it, I aint even mad

Why lol

He replied to my other post you fuktart
We have mountain house plans ;-;

The triangular one

If you were next to me I'd beat you like the dude yesterday.
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>>23778570
She isn't a lezbo like you, but she dunt like bois like you also.
She know I am about to anger her so that's why kek.

Ha you say that know, but when it happens you'll be crying ay lmao.

Why what.
So, idfc. Had mountain plans. He was just being nice to you. I am his main bish so suck it .

Big and heavy like muh dick eh, should I now or after I work?

Do it, implying you would hurt me and pain gets me off so idk if you want to fuck ne as well ew.
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Well then
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大衛·鮑伊
黑色安息日
快乐分裂
涅槃乐队
席格洛斯
金属金属
金属
碎南瓜樂隊
流行流行
殘月魔都
工具乐队

>Skype
keianhno
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>headache
>suicidal
>tempted to drink alone
what do?
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>>23778828
speak american, not asian
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>>23778833
Livestream, then drink.
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>>23778851
never change 4chin
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>>23778870
Don't tell me what to do.
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>>23776439
Pretty good
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Baby left me for somebody new.
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>>23778597
If you anger her then she's probably decent human bean

Cri over you, top kek

Why the stones other than stoning me
Yeah sure keep telling yourself that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA&app=desktop

What do ?
Ew stop pls

I'm studying ;-;
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>>23778985
>wimon
>decent
She has her priorities set, so you right.

I wasn't explicitly stating me, but since you said it ye.

What? These are at my jobsite, and doesn't every good sandy husbansu have one?
I don't have to, he does <3

>Audioslave
...idek...

"Beat me up"
No u. U started raeping me first.

You rather study than keep me entertained :'(
I ran out of material cuz I miscalculated, so I'm pretty much done unless I find aomething else to do.

TGIF
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>>23778985
>>23778597
Torn between Mexico and Slovenia.
>>23778326
That's not so bad, enough to call rain.
Are you close to becoming a superhuman yet?
Are there a lot of shows in Aus? That would be well worth it.
>>23778254
Poosay.
>>23778241
We on Maury or Springer?
Yeeeeeeees.
No habla eller snakker non leu ):
>>23778151
>implying you could handle me at a show
>implications
Hurting myself into a Summer bulk, and yourself?
>>23777508
Drop all your plans.
>>23776782
Oh, well that's still utter brutality. What are you in for?
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>>23779061
It's ok bby, I went to Mejico already, off to Slovenia.

Springer, there's more yelling I think.
Just don't let the hindi stalker know, she gets extremely jealous ;)
>No habla eller snakker non leu ):
Whar did he mean by this?
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One hour left and I have nothing to do, what do?
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>>23775897
>Tuesday then?
TUESDAY?!

Well, what do I do?
I fight sharks, kil lcop, drive in lambos, and then study in school.
Translation
I play gta and sleep in school
>>23775655
>Distance
Welcome to the mcjackoff's new scheme.
Make questions not about biology and understanding but about knowing little facts and the little bits.
Meh
>anything
ye is okay shhhh
>mitochondria is the power of the cell
We get it, brh, we git it
>wrong
exactly just common gta practice
>>23775832
>pedophile and it all turns worse.
wut
>cute and shady
>friendly eyes
A-are you coming onto me?
>mystery
Well I went on a journey i discovered a talking toad and black princess and a castle.
It was pretty cool since i didn't have to get up from my settee and increase the volume. But where was the toad from?
>Secrets
I...I once stole an ice cream
>store
t-top s-secret, no more questions huuush now
>>23774675
>big pharma, there's good money in that.
ye :>
>HR
Wait, seriously? Explains some reasons for corruption I guess but that sucks.
>VPHr
You could work your way up though you'd have to work for ages.
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>>23779593
>you'd have to work for ages.
no kidding, also go back to school and get a master's and a doctorate
>>23778254
wow congrats i wish i had a wildlife in my yard
>>23779061
health administration bruv
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feeling NEETy 2day
it's about to get /bloggy/ up in here, brace your trollfingers
i sealed my doom today by skipping class, thereby failing, thereby owing many hundreds of doolars back to financial aids
there may be a sliver of a chance that i luck out; say, if my teacher gives me an "incomplete" regardless of how i failed to keep up my end of her generous deal where i only have to do x amt of work bc i'm a special snowflake
or maybe she and i both misunderstood the financial aid policy and i won't be charged
i don't wanna talk to the fin aid office
i just wanna be held
hold me anons ;-;

i think i'll survive. i still have a few hundred saved from my tax refund. my savings are probably gonna be completely wiped out but whatever. lower middle-class from the cradle to the grave my friends. who else /poorfag/ here

>listening
Whirr, for maximum feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZlWF8_XM3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5U66XEe30

>watching
seriously considering going to the hedonist theater to watch Ratchet & Clank for nostalgia and escapism. I'll probably see it in a few days when I have work off.

>vidya-ing
in the same vein of nostalgic escapism, I'm planning to go to the arcade the night after my last class to play Pump It Up

>reading
haven't had the motivation to continue Neetszche's mangum opus, senpai. just.

>consuming
I think this should be a new topic in the OP post.
yesterday night i hung out at BWW with my coworkers and I had my first glass of guinness. twas bretty guud. altho i fear my inclination towards /alcoholism/ is building these days. anyway, since I first learned to make pizza dough before my first taste of beer (lager) I always think of pizza when I drink beer. making pizza in a few hours. thinking about getting a pint of wheat beer or an IPA to go with it. any recs? i still wanna get drunky for the first time, even tho i prolly shouldn't. idk.
also, where do i go for craft beers?

anyway, will respond to aged (U)s from last bread now
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>>23779840
>school and get a master's and a doctorate
or you just call up your everyday Mexican forgery dude
>>23780007
>brace your trollfingers
fagggggggggit?
>>23780007
>many hundreds of doolars back to financial aids
you're a tool you know this why do you do this?
you'll be fine but try to get into the habit of stopping this madness
>fin aid office
you can do this, curryanon.
Just work smart and hard and you'll get better
Smart work>Hard work
>hold me
I would but my Chinese ribs are sticky.
>poorfag
well not for long, as long as you knuckle down and yadadadadada

You can do it boyo just #staypositive and keep reminding yourself of WHY you want to do it.

Good luck and chin lad, you're not dead yet.

>Music
I just feel pulled by this, i do not approve.
How's that jazzy coming along?
Any free styles?
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>>23774092
>>23773930
>kawaii bun
danks desu :3c
>r u ever not eating
quite the contrary
i recently started counting my calories so i can hopefuly gain, and found out that i consume like 1500 on a daily basis. i mean it might be muh depression but i think it's also cause i cook all my meals or get relatively-healthy fast food which ends up being small in portion bc MURICA.
>offering halps only with autocad
yo that's perfect. i'm taking autocad rn. 4 days left... :l
I might give it a shot tonight. Seeya during real niqqueisha hourz
>the meme type of wine
ayy what is it doe
i've been drinking dat barefoot trash

>>23774235
BEATBOXANON I MISSED U
OTL T-T
how u bean?
>Curry is kill
n-no...
>M O N D A Y
>O
>N
>D
>A
>Y
:0
y tho

>>23775216
>>23772797
>hook up a mexican with some labor
yo over here it's like the job that people get when they can't get anything else. we get actual autists and disabled and petty criminals. oh yeah and there's tons of ppl like me: depressed lazy fuckups
all my coworkers agree that it's a bretty nice job except for dealing with our shitty boss
how's the marioworld?
>porque dices eso, no jueges asi
to me, this says
"because u speak(?) that, no playing okay"
h-hehe... >.>
>la lingua french fries
ayy that's classy af tho
didn't understand any of that and i'm too lazy to google translate so uh....yeah :3
>bowser = huge turd
K E K
>callate mijo, vete a tu cuarto o te doy con la chancla!
koreanon translation:
"shut up mijo, you [something] to your room or you doy with the gum(?)!"
lolol
>dirty jobs is too dirty for mexicans
omg
explains the state of our nation
trump tower's taco bowls will save us
>early eagle master race
S-SO? >:^(
>christian literalism: jesus' was born with 0.08 bac, therefore /get-turnt-yall-ayyy/
jajajaja
>cheese is the body of christ
indeed
but so fukcnig expansive
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>>23780031
>fagggggggggit?
n-no u...
>you're a tool
>y u do dis
>solution: stahp it
don't tell me what to do >:(
*weeps internally*
>work smart and hard
how tho
>u kin do it
th-thank
>sticky chinese rib hug
*sniffle* ;-;
>no more poorfaggotry, stop it right now
y-yes sir...
>staypositive
h o w
t h o
>remind yourself why
my whys aren't good enough apparently
i've been talking to my therapist about it for months, but idk man
>gl hf, chinlad, don't die
thanks senpai, sincerely

>music
>"that shit pulls"
>"P U L L S"
what did he mean by this?

>how does jizz cum along
eh
i performed a bit but i still got a ways to go. i figure the next step is recording myself, so i might do that. a friend of mine is trying to get me on his one-time free-jazz project so i'll post my part when i get around to it
i think i'm gonna quit my lessons tho because it's costing me $200 a month and I just don't feel comfortable with the teacher, even after 3 months. idk. I think I'll be fine by myself, since I did the same for a bunch of other instruments. Plus, the theory stuff I learned can now be applied to the other instruments so that's kinda exciting.
How are your musical ventures coming along?
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I am extremely lonely. I have been cast away from the only group of people that have ever liked me because one person didn't.


I saw my doctor today and he was extremely condescending.


I want to slit my wrists.


I don't want to suffer anymore.
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>>23780108
>how tho
What is it the desirable outcome, what you want?
>stay positive
change mind set, do something spontaneous and/or terrifying and call yourself a flat footed stegosaurus antelope every morning.

>good enough
to who and to whom are you trying to impress?
>therapist
are you doing the homework, i know they sometimes set some
>mean by
I smoked debils cabbage on accident and that music makes me feel like i'm being pulled towards the computer, it's weird.
>$200 month
I hate that something as fantastic as music can now be packaged and sold.
>Recording
Do it, but do it in the interest of "I'm going to be better" rather than "then really hope hey like it"
know what I mean?
>teacher
I don't know him/her but i'm sure if you said this they'd just recommend someone else.
>Jazz product
go for it my man, if it's something you enjoy you go and do that thing.
>oher instruments
normally it isn't the lesson itself that people go to teachers for. It's the mindset, head space, and time to learn that they go for. If you can achieve that without a teacher than do what is best.

Ventures
Meh, I haven't discovered anything new because #examstressislowingkillingmeinsideandout
but that's life, i did some alrightish beats a while ago but again meeeeh.
>>23780130
This is a cat in a sombrero, if you move on you won't be able to see this or anything like it ever again.
You would miss out on so much, are you sure you want to cut yourself out of all that discovery and emotion?

If bait, i give 8/10, made me reply.
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Cucking finally.
>>23780031
>hook up a mexican with some labor
How'd you know my eye is part mexican? Isn't that what this country is for anyways?
>depressed lazy fuckups
I qualify then, just not depressed as much rn lel. I might be autistic also so...
Yeah bosses are a real pain.
Real pain, world 5-4 is really irritating. It has been getting annoying in all seriously, but it's my fault since I chose this, can't really complain.
"Why do you say that, don't play like that"
Referring to the "si, pero soy basura".
Well they say French is the language "d'amore", mon petit chere.
Guess I'll be Google then, and you probably wouldn't understand since google translate is shit.
"Hi boy, how are you today? Me? I'm fine right now, just a bit lonely. :'("
I should've said Toadstool or something like that now that I think about it.
Kek that one was closer.
"Shut up son, got to your room or I hit you with my flipflops" Chanclas are the weapon of choice for mexican mothers.
KEK, ikr lazy beaners coming to our country and expect to be given green cards without making our lawns green.
BUILD WALL
U
I
L
D

W
A
L
L
Call me Altair.
Get wasted on the holy spirit and holy bl00d. Cheers muh niqa.
Cheese is the number one food of choice for the poor, that's why it's so blessed.
>>23780130
You really don't need anybody to begin with, as evident how quickly they turned their back at you.

When are they not.

Go with the grain.

Nobody wants to, but it exists. If you so wish to go right on ahead, but it isn't worth it most of the time.
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>>23780130

fuck a duck in the back of a truck with a pluck of a pug

I forgot the cat
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>>23780071
>BEATBOXANON I MISSED U
I hab always bean a poisen in here
just not a seen poisen
but a poisen non the less
>no! I will nat has this
o-:
o kay
>y tho
monday
is
no
bueno
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>>23780143
>>23780152
Not bait


Just well and truly fucked in the head.
My doctor tried to make me go to the hospital because i was talking about suicide.


All I can think of is death/ i'm obsessed with it
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>>23780199
>Not bait
Then what is the one major thing that is troubling you?

>Just well and truly fucked in the head.
Talk it out your head.
>hospital because i was talking about suicide.
Why?
>death/ i'm obsessed with it
What caused this to start?
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>>23780199
Shouldn't you be staging coups Mr. Mishima?
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>>23778326
Ohhhh damn can't remember the last time I've seen a god damn bionicle, idk what even happened to all mine as a kid and the comic books too. Maybe they got thrown away by my dad.
Nice build tho gonna have to show off my model kits someday.

>>23778446
Uhg if I have to go NEET for one more mouth I'm going to jump off a mountain. Hopefully this will end soon.
And enjoy my hair do, forgot how big my hair gets lol

>>23779593
That shit reminds me of the STAR test in high school they deliberately throw in trick questions, to "get our brains functioning" or some shit. You'd have to read the confusing ass question and if you were sharp enough you could catch on that theres was not enough informantion to answer that one. But it just makes you paranoid that every question was a trick. Thank you based governator
>we git it
I still don't get it, stop laughing at mwah
>common gta practice
Can't be practice if I haven't even driven the car i stole, that just getting to excited and using your gun as a secondary cock
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>>23780488
that is a solid fro my dude
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>>23780501
Thanks famdingo, but I still need to even some spots on it, especially after looking at that is pic lol. I'd prob get called out by some black girls if I went out looking this nappy.
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>>23776504
That's the mindset I need to adopt with the monies
Ye, I think I gotchu
kek I saw that too, fool also had list of others he was considering taking out
>Johnny Carson, Marlon Brando, Walter Cronkite, Elizabeth Taylor, George C. Scott, and Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
I'll hold you to that c;
holy fuq that joke whooshed over my head man sorry kek, makes so much sense now
I enjoyed making the mini series for autismo
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wtd2Qg4GbB
and this one for I did for you awhile back kek, which I need to do a better version of. I've been practicing
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13pKIMR4TVO
will try to make some new ones when the moment feels right c;
thanks, no pedo ;3
That's out my know how, still on that s6 edge lyfe ;/
lel rival would be so annoying in real life, but would be the greatest pleasure to bestow name
curious to know your name now, but prolly best to keep secret. Don't wanna get u doxxed
I feel you on indulging oneself, I want to buy so much shite for my room soon.
Yes, dependent on what game but one person only had to own for others to play as long as they had a DS too. I think the actual term for it was "Multiplayer DS Download play"
Cheapskate mode isn't so bad, sounds like my grandma. She still takes food out of the trash if she see's it not fully eaten and finishes it off, this is only at her house btw, fuqqin nasty but she's cool with it lel
aye master race check'n in, feels good. Make sure you get at least 3 monitors so you can be tru gamer gril
good choice on dropping GT as canon, they were only making the story weaker by trying to tie it all in. Not that Dragonball ever had the most amazing story ever kek, still some feel moments tho. I always wished Goku was my dad when I was a kid
>la chancla
jejeje I just looked this up
>
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>>23776562
cont

were things any different back then?
I agree, and me either honestly kek
I was looking through all the photochops and other shite since coming here. Was kind of nice , can't believe it's already been 4 months tho.
>
Next thread I will fully participate fo sho, anuns here are bretty great
also post with no (You)s is a tragedy ;-;
Same here kek
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>>23774027
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>>23776306
I mean maybe if you go mtf or something cause I'm straight and we all know traps don't count.
I didn't catch that it was just a friendship before that point when you shared the news like a couple weeks back. Thought it was just a fuckdate but that's more of a shame tbqh. Enough time to get attached but not enough to get to know.
>>23778151
Well yeah I know that you've got longer hair than that but that's just how it looks.
I'll take Mediterranean, I feel like I look like a mix of everything which is odd.
Life is same old mate. I progress slowly. Yous?
>>23779593
As in good on the outside but vicious on the inside. Deceit.
That depends, are you a girl?
I only rate girls, that's why.
>Toad
It was merely your imagination playing a prank on you.
Your subconscious telling you that talking toads are normal.
I think we need to proceed with the medications.
>>23780007
I hope everything works out well for you.
Skipping class is bad but not as bad as prostitution unless you make money off of it.
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beer&pizzaposting ayy

it's only a pint of 5% lager so i ain't getting dronk and I'll be ight for werk at 6am tmrw. just hope i don't have a headache like i did this morning, although that was mostly stress about lyfe

I still stand by my idea:
>CONSUMING/EATING/DRINKING SHOULD BE A CATEGORY FOR LE PROMPT GAIS
i wanna see yall creations for inspiration bc i'm a n00b and motivation to cook often eludes me. also, can yall senpais teach me about le beer pl0x

>consuming
egg pizza w/mushrooms, spinach and green peppers. kinda fucked up on the eggs but whatevs.
lady at the liquor store down my street rec'd me this, even though i wanted to try an IPA but prolly best i don't get drunk... :l

>watching
I just got done watching Ratchet & Clank. twas pure trash and little nostalgia achieved. but eh, was only $5.

>listening
was raining today so I bumped Rodeobread's A Poon Shaped Mule. It's very slowly growing on me, but I wasn't blown away. I loved RH from like age 15-18 tho.
Musically, my fav is Glass Eyes. THOSE STRINGS.
Lyrically, Decks Dark or Daydreaming. Those feels, man.... T-T

>>23776439
Which tracks are your favs, musically and lyrically?

>>23780143
>what do u desire?
idk tbhsenpai. i thought i wanted to make art for the rest of my life with my best friend but i think it's more to please him than myself. i really don't wanna depend on art to survive tho. i def do want to help people, but idk how. i've thought about joining a NGO to directly help a community in dire need. idk man.
hbu tho?
>tell urself ur gr8 err morn
i kno i kno
have u done this tho? does it work?
i mean sometimes i tell myself "good job" but it's rare. idk if it helps but i've heard the same advice before.
then again...Whiplash doe:
>there are no two words in le english language more harmful than good job
just kekking around tho
>who u tryna impress
uhhh err one. i kno i shuldn't tho. it's HARD ._.
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>>23781196
Stella ain't bad Koranon but I have hardly any beer expertise
Never had a pizza with egg and you made that? Looks delicious, how long did it take to make?
>Ratchet and Clank
Succs to hear movie bombed :/
Been meaning to check out new game but too sketched out after movie release
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>>23781196
yum that pizza doe
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>>23780143
>therapy homwok
it's been all cognitive so far and i haven't been gr8 but i've tried a little. my last coggy homwok was to imagine rejecting "blue stamps" which represented stresses. i'm supposed to consciously not think about them. i guess it makes sense because i overthink criticism much, but it feels corny.
>devils lettuce pulls me to jizz music
yo that's some satanic shit
>music edu should b free
i mean i guess, but the guy needs to make a living. he's also a carpenter on the side so he hustles. it's just that our personalities clash a lot and he gets off-topic way too much and neglects structure so i get really anxious. he's always losing track of time... :/ I could see others meshing with him well tho
>record 4 urself, not those other faggots
i-i kno...tis hard
>if u can teach yoself better, go fo it
i feel like i need structure, so maybe i'll find another teacher and just meet twice a month
>exams are kill me
i pray to lettuce devil 4 u, don worry

>>23780145
>mexican eyes
dude it's brown af
blame the brown ppl
build wall
???
profit
>autistic
ooh, how tho? low spectrum autists can be really cool ppl imo. they don't fall for the anti-intellectualism meme as easily.
>world 5-4
wats dat
>french fries are romantic
they really are tho, not lying. was just watching 2 french dudes talk about wine and chocolate and it was bretty smexy sounding. tfw i will never be as classy as le french .-.
>Toadstool
kek
>chanclas are lethal weapons
OHHHHHH i think i've heard that from george lopez
i was thinking of chicle
>Altair
that sounds metal af. is it ur real nombre? mine's Daniel
>cheese is poverty food
maybe in Mejico but not in Murikkka :(

>>23780160
>beatboxanon beating himself up
NO STAHP >:(
ur gr8
>monday no es bueno
Y
T H O
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>>23781229
>1 post by this ID
h-hello, anon... ._.
>"Koranon"
G-Germanon?... :0
>how long to make egg pizza
this was my first time with egg, which i put in prematurely but it cooked all the way. I guess it took 30min: 15min to stretch out the pizza and put toppings on it, and 15min to cook. Another 30min of making the pizza dough the day before tho. I usually try to make it while the oven pre-heats (which is another 30min but not really if you multitask). Today I killed my yeast by putting in too much salt tho. Tomorrow is a new day. :l
>Ratchet & Clank
yeah it sucked but i guess it was pretty true to the storyline of the series. i forgot how shitty their humor delivery was. literally nobody laughed. i kinda chuckled at one moment, but it was pretty disappointing. the only thing i really liked was that it took stabs at the concept of celebrity, but then it seemed to devalue hard work. idk. it didn't seemed geared at all towards adults but eh, whaddya gonna do

>>23781235
tehanks :3c
what are your best culinary creations fambam?
btw did u get any nicknames yet?
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>>23781289
I just made extra lean meatloaf and ate half of it. I love to cook. I also love cooking fish, chicken, pasta dishes, breakfast, everything really. and I love to bake :D Last weekend when I was babysitting we made smores cookie bars.

>btw did u get any nicknames yet?
there's no one collective nickname for me. some people on this board call me by my real name. one calls me cherokee. One calls me spermoctapus. swede called me snazzysuitgirl. So yes and no haha.
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>>23781304
>meatloaf
*drool*
post pics tomorrow pls senpai
and every day pls
thanks
>cherokee
i shall call u cherokee bc i'm obsessed with race. also, my best friend is navajo/dine. i'm korean so ppl call me koreanon.
so which boards do you frequent? do you have a home board?
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>>23781344
Pics of the food i cook? haha

>so which boards do you frequent?

/fit/, this one, sometimes /x/, sometimes /b/ if i'm really bored. I spend way too much time on this shitty board so I guess you could say it's my home board, though I do like /fit/ a lot

you?
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Y so ded homes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BFVtamh2dNU
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Why the fuck is my phone filled with recordings, why is all the good food gone, whhhhy?

>>23781252
>Corny
That sounds like the if I remember cognitive approach, make the subject internalize a sense of normalcy and "logical" emotional responses.
>Corny
It's not so for you but for your brain to learn.
>Lettuce
Very lettuce
>time
Ah, I'll write out something when I can move to my desk but ye
that sucks
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>>23780145
>eye is part mexican?
It stole my coco plants and drain cleaner.
>Country
Hail englistan!
>>23781252
>i-i kno...tis hard
and dumb that shiz on here, negro.
>lettuce
bliss you my son
>NO STAHP >:(
K.
>Y tho
Because it's the signal that the week has begun, it is the day when you're still hung over and still groggy from Friday. It is the day you're taught to push through the slime knowing you have 4 more days to go.
It is the day of all days that is not today that should not be a day but it should be a holiday.
>>23781196
>NGO to directly
If this make's you happy then I'd say go for it, at least try it out.
>Art
Reflect on it, sometimes when two people work together it can create something fantasical.
>HBU
I do not know, anymore.
>Does this
If you're referring to the antelope then in a sense yes.
If you allow yourself a little unhinged madness you'll be better for it. The human thrives where they know they do not, kinda...
>hard
You just gotta find that balance between wanting to be better than yesterday's you and better than another brother from a brothers mother.
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>>23780999
>good on the outside
> and vicious
You coming on to me?
You saying I'm a mernimbler?
>I think we need to proceed with the medications.
But the trees tell me they're bad!
> talking toads are normal.
Walt Disney is my subconscious?
>>23780488
>"get our brains functioning" or some shit.
No wonder so many people drop out it's daft.

>enough informantion to answer that one.
We had one like that, you had to write up the mRNA code but one gene didn't code for one for so you had to go through the whole thing unless you had memorized it.
>Gun cock
That is a horrifyingly brilliant idea, when do we begin?
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>>23781425
>food pics
p-please senpai
>boards
omg first you cook and now /fit/?
i request your tutelage, master
why not /ck/ tho?

also, it's interesting how you frequent /x/. my best bud is also into that stuff, although he's not big in 4chan so he reads about it more. he wanted me to get into scrying but honestly it just seems like hocus pocus to me, along with religion. sorry if that offends. why do you go on /x/?

my home board was /mu/ but then i was redirected to /soc/ because i was getting too bloggy, and this chat became like a second home. although, i did drop out for a while because of school.
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>>23780751
Kinds. You also gotta treat yourself once in a while though.
Never again!
Damn wtf, most of these people are dead anyways,if not all? Would have been pointless.
I already started typing this here next post will have it though.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wtd2Qg4GbB
These were the best holy shit I can't stop laughing.
Yes I remember this was pretty great honestly, it brightened my day, and it still does now :)
Very pedo tho...;*
Oh it's still neeish though,I'll figure it out.
Ikr, idk who would be my rival now tbqh since I haven't interacted with someone I butt heads in a friendly way in recent times. I usually just name them a variatian or anagram of my name kek.
Really? Only two people know my name here and one doesn't come anymore. The other is the gay OP faggot who does "doxx" but she can't do nuffin. Usually I'd make you guess or find out but since you are qt and cool I will with an indirect clue. The novel Moby Dick begins with this famous quote. Not excpecting that were you kek.
I guess keeping sikrit would've been ideal, but since I have already posted face and lost my anonymity a while ago, it's ok now. Kinda curious for you as well, I feel your name is Alex for some reason, or something like that.
Ikr, the Nintendo is probably the king of handhelds, if it weren't for that they'd be long gone.
That's not cheapskate...that's being efficient. I mean before you trough it out is good since wasting food is dumb, but not after, idk what to feel about that but your grandma badass af.
3 monitors, 2 for porn and one for game ay.
I mean the original dragonball was kinda weird, and the saiyan arc all the way to Frieza were good, mainly because I haven't finished the Cell saga or the Buu saga, but yeah I guess. First I watch the DBZA though, that shit is hilarious.
>tfw no Goku dad who dies and leaves you to train with genderless male alien
Yeah, there was a time were we homeless for a month, thankfully it was me and my one sister only,I have 3 other sisters now
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>>23780764
And thankfully they didn't have to go through that. Just money troubles which led to a lot of fights. Despite that they both kept it together for us mainly. I don't really blame them, and now it is my turn to return the favor, at least financially, cuz I could be doing more to make them proud I guess.
4 months damn already. Time goes so quick it ain't funny.
Kek saved as well.
Hopefully, this one is practically dead kek.
>>23781252
So white people can be brown af. You don't know that you bully :'(
I could pass as Paki/Arab though kek.
HOW 2 BLEACH SKIN?
Build wall, and keep murrica safe again. Oh wait...
I imagine everyone here is autistic to some point. I mean I can function normally, but there's times where my nrain literally just stops and I don't think, so I would say more a stupid retart than autism.
Better to be anti-intellect than psuedo-intellect, at least it's more fun getting niqas angry with stupidity.
Ever played original Super Mario? I honestly couldn't past the second world as a kid, so I never got that far, so I wouldn't know what world 5-4 is :/
Moet et Chandon.
Chocolate and two dudes huh, I have seen this porno also...
Ikr, just walk up to your lady, get right in her ear, and say "je voudrais manger ta salope, madame" then lick her eyeball or something, I think that's what women love?
>george lopez
Niqa has a huge head, had a friend that had similar sized head and ee called him that, and he wasn't even mexican xD
>is it ur real nombre
Ay lmao no, have you not played Assassin's Creed? It does sound nice, it means eagle in sandnigger I think.
Is it really Daniel? I mean I already gave the clue in the long ass post before this one if you want to find out kek.
But Mexico is in Murikkka?
>>23782733
I AM PAKI I GO TO YOUR COUNTRY S00N.
I AWAIT TEA AND FINE ENGLISH LASSIES.
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Forgot the pic for bewd and koreeabo, >
Probably the reason I am kinda athletic was dodging all those shits kek.
And here is my cholo impression lmao.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ahq12D62GQ
I will do more properly later when niqas come, and since I guess this is a Mexican thread (idk I can't understand Arabs that don't write proper American) if that's what this is, why not.
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>>23782994
>FINE ENGLISH LASSIES.
>Fine
>Lassies
>England

Oh you! :')
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I went to a family at thia popular pizza place & there were other ppl having family events

I kept staring at this fat blond mexican chick but she wouldn't stare back ;__;. her aunt or something kept staring though

it's depressing get drunk when you aren't getting laid
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>>23783035
B-b-but Kate Middleton...
>>23783039
>I kept staring at this fat blond mexican chick but she wouldn't stare back
You are so fucking lucky she ate and was full already, otherwise rip you.
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>>23783044
>B-b-but Kate Middleton...
Kate middleton is a lie, this is her true form.
You have been deceived , SHAME!
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>>23783063
Would it be safe to say that I would still insert my peepee in that, scales must add a new world of unearthly sensation right?
>>
>mfw I start a meme page with friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSWCBhaq89o
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>>23779061
yes I am very close, m8
There are shit tons in melbourne where I live, we could go to heaps
>>23780488
your dad is evil >:(
thanks tho :) I plan to get another large scale lego soon, when I can :p
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>>23782789
sure, you can be my protege.

>why not /ck/ tho?
I try to eat as healthy as possible, and it seems like that board is mainly fat people talking about what kind of food they like. It makes me want to eat so bad ;-;

>why do you go on /x/
Mostly for the scary stories and whatnot. I don't really believe in that hocus pocus stuff :P
>my home board was /mu/ but then i was redirected to /soc/ because i was getting too bloggy
Yeah I go there every now and then but I find it to be a bit pretentious and circle jerky

I also like to visit /fa from time to time but its only men's fashion which is disappointing
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>>23781304
Who the fuck calls you cherokee? Dude sounds like a retart autist :^)
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>>23783095
>insert my peepee in that
Just to be on the safe side bring a sword, she might spit (fire).
>Scales
We've lost another one to /b/
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>>23783370
ikr
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>>23783371
That'd be hot actually.

>implying I wasn't created there.
>>23783391
-__-
I wish I looked like that though.
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>>23783420
don't we all
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>>23783420
>implying I wasn't created there.
>Implying I care about the father of madness
>Implying I won't outshitpost
>Implying implications
>Implying
>Typing in American rather than English

>You're hot actually.
I know I am, you don't have to tell me three times...
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>>23783459
I'd get all the qt bois, plus it would fit better with my personality?
>>23783464
You don't care about madness, yet try to outshitpost? Shitposting isn't even true art, or madness for that matter, anyone can do it.
American is the new fad, English died ages ago during the revolution.

If you are an it, let me see how you burn then.
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Is it Monday yet ;-;

>>23779049
Keep mocking me

>Threatens me with going to other waifu
You did

How should I know I'm not one

Yes I do, but I failed anyway
That boi was passing by as I was complaining to my friendu how I will fail, he started looking for someone to help me cheat.

>>23779061
B-b-but our mountain home ;-;

You wouldn't know unless you try, no

If by that you mean body building, I think you're fine as you are
Trying to pass my courses, so I don't stay in another semester, you probably read this 20 times before it is because I'm screwing up so many things lately.

>>23780071
>1500 daily
That's not even half mine
Where in Murica are you if you don't mind me axing

Good luck Koreanon, really anything you want help with atm ?

Kagor wine.

>>23780999
>Nice trips

But very handsome nonetheless

Same for me, just the same old count down, been beating up a gay dude lately lel
He was being rather shameless and interfering in muh business so I pushed him twice lel.
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>>23783542
I didn't threaten anything, besides you did already, how can't I :'(

Not yet :)

Serves you right.
The fagot or the the other fagot?
Cheating is all you do well.
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>>23783581
Where is she tho

Not in long time

A non faggot, the qt who asked me how I did with presentation

How are you btw,
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>>23782968
I want to buy a mini-fridge kek
Never till the gams come knockin, ya boi still weak ;-;
Glad to hear it :]
I can't wait til the day a new Autismo arises <3
Same here kek
Oh shite, I was thinking names that ended with ish. Makes so much sense now, I like it c:
Ye ye, just add "ander" to that, tho I haven't been called my full name in a while now.
They make stupid monies sometimes and I agree
kek she is ba, but something about eating a half-eaten banana out the trash after it's been covered in coffee filters and other shite is too much for me lel
Oh man she keeps food well after expiration date too,
quick story time about to sum this up fast casue I gotta go to the city for the day.
grandma is gardner, has habenero plants
I was about 9 and curious about peppers, I've seen grandmother eat them but I wasn't warned
So I grabbed two peppers because they are mini and just popped em like candy.
immediate regret run inside and try water to alleviate burning
water not working, remember something about milk
grab milk out of fridge and start chugging
milk has fuqqin chunks in it and smells terrible and is weeks past expiration date
I don't really like milk already so I run outside start throwing up
face is burning at this point because I've touched it with the pepper juices all over hands
go back inside to eat bread because mouth still burning
only hot doge buns but fuq it anything welcomed at this point
grab one without looking (mistake again, so many mistakes in one day Ay dios mio!)
start eating, bread feels weird and kind of rough
look down bread is all moldy and green on bottom
back outside, more throwing up
finally just let the water hose run over my face for about 30 mins before it felt better
lesson learned about peppers and my grandma
s habits that day kek
My god...I've never considered 2 for porn and one for games. We need more thinkers like you in the wurl
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>>23783612
cont. sorry ;-;

>DBZA
holy fuq just looked this up kek, ty for showing me this. I know what I'm going to watch when I return
Damn mija that really sucks to hear :c
glad it's not like that for you or pham anymore and sisters were spared from the experience. Still blows you had to go through it
That's kind of you and aye I'd say it's definitely something to be proud of as a parent when the child acknowledges what the parent has done for them and even further wants to pay them back. I'd be proud c:
I can't imagine having so many siblings, tho I've always enjoyed the idea of having family members around my age to grow up with.
Yessir, it seemed so slow at the time tho
The message lives on, thanks for safe <3
Seems like everyone may be busy til next week
>>23783013
kek that pic
what happened if she missed both throws??
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ahq12D62GQ
yeeeess jejejej, saved
were you about to say more at the end lol
Will try to do some too, I like when everyone joins in
peace for now niqqa
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>>23783609
Who?

That's what they all say.

What qt.

Apart from being hurt by you, ok.
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>>23783636
>3636

You said I left with waifu

The other day I told you about

Why tho ;-;
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>>23783685
Go on.
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>>23783705
Everything is at some point, draft tier, mixed sentences, and scrambled meanings
But there are moments.
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>>23783612
Lol, I guess that makes sense, have your own stash of food so other can't take.
Kek, that's tr00 though, we must be steadfast in our resolve though. Curse dem gams.
I thought I was the autismo at first tbqh :/
Lol no, what names were those? I didn't like it but it's grown on me.
Really? I just guessed stop trolling me lol. I like that name, just add the Great also. Had many friends name Alex, maybe that's part of why I took a liking to you lol.
Yeah that also I guess.
Well...times were different back then :/
At least she can survive if need be.
LMAO, That's exactly what happened to me, but as a babby. That's why I don't eat spicy shite.
Oh lord, poor lil bewd xD, I can imagine that happening in like a little rascals scenario. How did you even survive?
I just assumed that's what you do with the other monitors? And we really don't :/
It's hilarious, just the only thing it's really fricking slow for episodes to come out. Other than that nearly perfect, better than the original.
Everyone goes through shit though, I know you have. Like I said, I don't bkame them. They had to do everything on their own, only unfortunately been brought to this world. Probably better that way tbqh, or else maybe I would've been like many others, with even a less sense of direction, and in the streets doing stupider shit.
Big family is alright, but they are all grils and younger so I had to go out to have other types of fun.
>>23783617
You fucking hope she didn't miss. Or else the belt kek.
"Vato wey" idek why I was gonna go on rambling but my brain froze up.
No one is here but me :'(
I wait for you
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>>23783487
>You don't care about madness, yet try to outshitpost?
Insanity is merely exaggerated fear.
Madness is my young cousin.
>Art
I drew a bee

It's pooping out all your hopes and dreams.

>Revolution
You're high for this ride

>My mix
My mix tape is pure fire, bro. 10/10, real cheese.
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>>23783644
What use are nubs if no one to care with.

You did and are doing it.

Which one? I have stml

Cuz :'(
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>>23783714
1 I am gay
2 I am pleb
3 I liked it tbqh but it's just my lack of knowledge and sense for literary material.
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>>23783726
But I already saved it tbqh :--D
If you insist ;-;

>>23783724
If you say so

Tall, green eyes, dark hair boi who asked about project other day and I just said fine

O-ok.
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>>23783721
Merely ranting meaningless nonsense isn't enough for insanity. For me insanity and chaos is thought out, yet it is done on whims. Madness is just one fuck away though.

Um, is it supposed to do this?
>

Not into scat anymore tbqh.

I am pretty tall lol.

Lemme hear it hun.
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>>23783733
Everyone is a liar.

Oh, pic?

:'( I can't anymore...
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>>23783737
>3737
Again

I do not have one

Ok now wat do.
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>>23783741
What use is nubs if no one to share with?

Why not kek? I would've thought you'd taken one already.

La morte c'est trés belle. :"(
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>>23783743
Stop whining

barely talk to him twice, take pikshure
Also not that interested in archiving this

The dead is beautiful, which dead tho.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfeNOJNQy0s
>>23783542
It could have been ours )':

That's a tempting offer.

But I could always be better, no?
Oh jeez, care to expound upon what's going on?
>>23783121
Dude if you can get bit by a genetically enhanced radioactive goana that would be tops.
So, I should be travelling there this Fall or next Spring, this should be a plan in the making.
>>23779840
As in, administering health care services, or the administration branch? I'm hungover as fuck bare with me.
>>23779593
ON A TUESDAY
Great song.

Eventually those two will cross borders and one will envelop the other, possibly tearing your psyche in directions that cause you to fight sharks, drive lambos, and kill cops in your sleep in a night-terror-esque rage.
>>23779121
FUCK

Pls don't yell bb I'm a soft man and will cry.
>everything
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Good day to you all! Got some stuff I have to be doing today. Sucks, I'd rather be home...
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>>23783747
I'm not whijing you moran, I am expressing myself like a true artist.

So? Isn't that what you do though? Take a pic and then stalk the shite of out whoever?

One who is typing this.

Also ha! See I told you he loved me :')
>>23783748
WHEN? I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS!
I mean...
Ok I we will be soft-spoken tonight ;)
>everything
:0
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>>23783766
I rather be out now honestly, so bored rn and everyone is busy so no one here :/
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>>23783777
Ah damn, I'm supposed to leave like 15 min ago bah. I'm honestly tired as hell today. Good day yeah.
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>>23783784
You better run boi, take care.
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>>23783789
Take care, I'll stop by when I can. Honest to go gtg lmao. Good day to you again.
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>>23783791
Honest to GOD.
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>>23783791
>>23783793
Just go already you retart, kek.
Smell ya :*
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>>23783748
Why could have ;-;
Idk muscle is a turn off for me

I told Bish in previous thread about it, basically I unplugged a girls laptop cause one outlet in that side of class, she found out started complaining faggot started saying I was shameless and ill-mannered, I tell him to stfu
He says what did you say to me I ignore him, he says ooh you're scared of me I love how you're scared

So I push him with my shoulder in book store, and hit him with laptop as he's leaving the elevator (he's scared of me cause he's gay and tiny when he's alone)

They both did not show up to class today tho.

>>23783769
Like a true autist*

>Stalk bois who give her attention
Ha.Ha.Ha

But are you dead yet

Fuk off ;-;

>>23783766
When will you be home.
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>>23783799
alright last post, l8
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>>23783804
I am very acoustic thanks.

Wasn't it obvious where it was going.

Just gotta stop breathing, thats all.

Y so mad? Now you know how it feels like :'(

What's up with you though, how rude of me.
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>>23783807
Allig8tor
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I think I'm scheduling my leave for a longer, indefinite time as clearly this place is too distracting and I have too much to learn. Days I spend reading, nights studying. There are twenty four hours in a day. Five I assign to that disgusting process which is sleep. I can't help but check this place out while I read and that is distracting. If there is any change to be had in my life, it has to come through with extreme actions. Currently I am at crossroads in my life. Never has there been anything more divine than that phrase "To be or not to be" so far come under my eyes and comprehension. To be is incompatible with these threads, at least with the regularity I check them. I already read enough that it would strain dozen pairs of eyes if they were under my workload, but my body is capable and vigorous enough. I already read for some twelve hours yesterday. This place, every post here, is a reminder of lost time and I have already lost half of my youth, that time if spent properly could already see me closer to my goals and ends. Day to day I'm surrounded by mediocre, bland and disgusting people and most of you have been mostly relatable in comparison to them. They would sap me of all my energy and efforts if not for my stubborn nature. Enough talk anyways. Time is for action. I'm signing off, as I said. I will only return when I feel like I have sufficiently overburdened myself and at last can feel tired nor from my own stupidity and indecisiveness, but from the hard work, zealous work towards my goals. So I must banish myself and bar myself from contact with you, as much as I'd like to speak to all of you daily.

This is a very appropriate piece of music for this occasion.
https://youtu.be/KXctarOxRz8

It would make me happy to hear that all of you have done similar things and moved mountains when I do return.

You should recognise me for my writing already, so there is no point in hiding.

I'm back no later than early June.
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>>23783813
Still not funny

Do it

Why would I

When are you not
Nothing much, been very busy with studying although most of the times I've been just gazing into nothing
I miss NEETing here and I hate posting less ;-;
Bout to explode but holding my shit together cause end is near and I can rip in piece

Also today I'm clearly failing quiz and waiting for my friendu to return calculator so I can calculate the nothing I'm writing
This dude who I already asked for a pen says give it to me, I tell him I still need to use it
So he fails too and all class he keeps giving me these looks of hatred, I wanted to smack teh shit out of him I swear but he's not gay and weak like the other one.
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>>23783827
I hate you ;-;
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>>23783542
>Is it Monday yet ;-;
Who wants to know?
>>23783734
>Merely ranting meaningless nonsense isn't enough for insanity.
Repeating the exact same action whilst expecting a different reaction.
>Supposed
Yes, it's autistic.
>Anymore
Shame, I was hosting a mud party thought you'd come along...
>Tall
Do those legs go all the way up?
>Hear
I'm afraid, my dear boy. It is simply to hot to handle, It might burn your ears.
>>23783748
>kill cops in your sleep in a night-terror-esque rage.


This won't happen soon enough, I have to bump the shark boxing up to 6 hrs a day!
>>23783827
>too distracting
True...
>>23783827
>So I must banish myself and bar myself from contact with you, as much as I'd like to speak to all of you daily.
Good luck...I'm still trying to...let go...
>>23783827
>I'm back no later than early June.
Peace out my dudes.
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>>23783853
Are you the Guy.
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>>23783849
I'll add that to indefinite things that cause my brow to hang low with sadness.

>>23783853
Farewell to you as well.
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>>23783873
Why even bother (You) me...
If you're not here by June I'll hate you for real
I just hoped there'd be a sincere post before such a long absence, yet again expectations
I've actually been waiting for Monday if you Haven't noticed.
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>>23783840
Not trying to be funny for you idiota.

Don't tempt me.

Are you really this dumb?

You think that's rude then you got some weird way of thinking.
I figured already, you should focus on studying honestly. At least until you rip at least.
What have you been thinking about?
I miss those days too...
>Bout to explode
I knew it, just do it in your room.
You can handle it though, stop whining ;)

You should've studied less? I think O have heard studying too much can make your brain not function. Also sleeping.
Tell them that you need those shites or that you will charge rent for each day plus interest.
Typical people mad at others for them not being prepared. Who is I do for you, only if he small though...
So violent tho, I love it.
>>23783853
That's called stupidity, something which can be confused as insanity.
>it's autistic
Well that makes more sense -__-
I never get invited to anything aw, am crim how seet of you tho, ok. Just make sure Jennifer isn't there ew.
No just my neck...
That's why I am asking for it retart, I wouldn't ask if I cannot handle it hmph.
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>>23783894
Of course not

I am tempting you as we speak

Yes sue me

Not rude, r00d
I can't focus knowing that you guys exist kek, not even getting away from this place can save me
Idek I think I'm lost again, not sure what is it really tho
I'll stop ;--;

I did not study at all, I've been having serious problems with concentration
He is short and I can easily beat him up, but he's friends with some serious people tbqh
He wouldn't be scared like that faggot and certainly won't hesitate in sending someone to cause me trouble
Kek I think I had more quarrels than the actual number of people I met during these five years.
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>>23783827
Going to miss your daily posting :^(
Thanks for the all the lit, music, and conversations.
Music was fitting and your cause is admirable friend, wish you well on your ascension.
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This thread is lacking Pepes.
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>>23783887
I know. I feel so guilty before myself and everyone here, especially you, since you've been the one to "pester" ( don't get that word wrong please ) me with my future the most, as everything I do doesn't feel enough. If you only had a glimpse in how hopeless my surroundings are, and how much they are doing their best to drag me down with them, you'd understand my motivation for doing nothing less than everything humanely possible. Everything here drags my soul down and I will, most likely, remain here for another year with a brief interlude of doing my berry season in Valmiera for a chance to get as much money as possible to secure means for education. My education will have to be finished here. This place has its advantages as the night school here has barely any pupils and I know the teachers well, enabling me to work with them very intimately, as in I could potentially be the only pupil doing night school in my grade, thus I will be in a better position to pressure them into letting me do more work, that is, I will be able to skip classes more easily. Most of them had lots of praise when I was in school, so they already trust that I am capable of that. There are disadvantages, but I won't bother you with those. I will miss our daily talks, but they will return as soon as I am able to get into an agreeable pace of work. The initial steps have to be done with hardest of work though. This is sincere as it can get. I'm completely letting you understand the circumstances and my reaction to them. Don't hate me. If anything, you should feel glad that I am carrying out my words and setting them to deeds. All of this is for a day I can look at myself in a mirror without a shred of inadequacy.
>>23783930
Thank you. Stay around though.
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>>23783926
Thought so.

I can't hear you though, so it isn't working.

No thank you, I am afraid of you cheating and getting me in jail.

Is there a difference other than spelling.
>guys
Should I? Nah maybe another time.
You are going to have to though, no one can stay here forever, even if we wanted to.
Hi lost, I am Farrokh, nice to meet you.
What is it though, I am legit curious to know.

You gotta take it easy, eat well I think, take a rest instead of overusing yourself. Idk, don't really know what tbqh, I have the same problem.
Yes, thank you Sun god for making a bit taller than my people. I see what you mean I think, the important people huh. By important I mean Al- queda cuz idk who.
If he isn't scared why send someone else. Listen, I can feel your terrified body (ew), it's shaking harder than when I shook my ex that one time we fought. Send me, I do for free and maybe he won't think at least thrice before messing with you, ye?
Should've recorded them so I can watch XD
WORLD STAAAAAAAR!
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>>23783950
I don't, I am sincerely happy you are doing so, I hope you know that
Good luck and anticipating your progress
I will miss you here.
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>>23783970
No more sad frogs, only smug faggots. ( I look like a fag here kek )

For now, signing off.
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>>23782751
>No wonder everyone dropped out
Most of those drop outs, drop waaaaay before testing usually over the dumbest reasons most of the time they do it cause there siblings or friends did it. Mostly ghetto blacks,mexicants, and white trash.
Remember some girl senior year was arguing with the teach how she didn't want to skoool anymore and said, "muh I'm just going to get my GED anyways" think she graduated regularly. That chick was weird quite sure she had two abortions as well.

And that question is even worst why make you spend that much time to find out there's one that didn't belong. Probably should have mentioned those STAR test were all times so you couldn't spend too much time on one question.
>when do we begin?
As soon as I can figure out how to draft a gun to a mans crouch and still have it function as a real cock. The gun must jizz and piss like the real thing if not then I may never be happy with my life(even tho I'm not, but that's not the point)

>>23783121
I think that was his way of forcing us on how to grow up, but now when I think about me and my bro both had sonic plushies. So now in 2016 I'm glad I'm not a "got to go fast fan" anymore lol.
And shit were do you even buy bionicels from nowadays. Only place in the states I can think of would be legoland or some shit. And you know that sob even threw away my big ass box of Legos too what a faggmuffin.
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>>23783984
You do look like a fag here, peace cake.
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>>23783963
My god, you do not have to remind me I know no one can stay 6eva I'm not retartet, I still can feel sad over it, no?
Idk probably usual bullshit or general dissatisfaction or just boredom

But I have to stay skelly and fit, jk I'm not skelly
Something like that, just another political party
Cause he'd want to stay out of it dumbass, so his record remains clean
You beat up your waifu I ducking knew you were sand
Details now
I'm surrounded by idiots.

>>23783984
Bai.
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>>23784000
Why would you feel sad.
I say whatever I please anyway, which is mostly the truths. Everyone seems to not like it.
I know that but why.

What about fit?
Politics is the new religion, must be the real deal then, I gotchu though.
But if he has a record already why jeep it clean? Am confucius, ples no call dumbass I am sensitive soul no bully.
I was fucking kidding sheesh, you fricking believe everything people say here. Besides why would anyone want to hear that I beat up a woman if I did. Even if, it's something I wouldn't proudly boast about. Unless it was something like me practicing my kung fu or something.
I didn't sheesg, maybe like spank her ass if that's what you want to hear kek.
Now imagine for realsies that you were. ;)
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>>23783984
Good luck on your journey thru the path of contempt and dont let anyone hold you back from climbing out of the dark hole your in. The way you decided your situation makes it perfect for the metaphor of the crab trying to climb out the boiling pot of water. Only to be dragged down by those who wish you to suffer as they do, cause that's all they know.
Don't be that crab anon live on with your life don't be that delicious seasoned snow crab.
Be that nasty ass fresh water crab that no wants but ppl know it's going places.

Good luck and goodnight or good afternoon cause idk where you are

Probably not the best song for this but all well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HxuepBOG90&app=desktop
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>>23784018
Why else, I'm not afraid of saying that I actually like you guys
Usual whining, you told me not to earlier

Let it go
Student's record, everyone has one no
I do not believe everything but I expect anything from a degenerate like you
Shut up, seriously shut up

I just found out tomorrow is graduation ceremony rehearsal ? wtf
I swear to allah I begged my parents not to go but they did not accept, I fucking hate these events ;-;
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>>23783748
administration/management of a healthcare facility/company/etc. :)
>>23783487
>plus it would fit better with my personality

oh definitely
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>>23784060
Ok, good for you.
I didn't say that did I? Thought I told asked if you could. But fine.

I'm one with the wind and snow? Is that how it goes?
Not anymore I think, I wonder if I still have my thing now? Criminal record yes.
Yes you do lmak, but ok whatever. It's like you want me to be this horribke persona kek, what else do you think I do?
I didn't speak anything other than what O said to my fwiend bewd, how can I shut up?

So only a few weeks left? I knew you could do it :*D. I hated those things, I think I didn't go to my h.s thing. Or prom. Or yearbook kek.
You should've pleaded and say some lie, like you broke up with your bf or sumting.
Too much fucking people right, ugh. Don't go then.
>>23784091
Um...I was being sarcastic. Wow you're so mean to me, what did I do :'(
Good thing you haven't seen my actual face or else I would have to get rid of a few people, a.k.a (You).
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>>23784099
Checked

Do you not feel unexplained feels sometimes too

Yes cause you speshul snow
I think you like dick
Just stop talking

Yes, I did not finish yet kek, you can graduate and still fail a few classes
They paid for my education that is their party not mine, I begged them I swear but they are too sentimental

And waste a Sunday on rehearsal.
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>>23784127
Don't check my posts fag.

Yes.

No u, I am far from that, if I was I would alreadt have been spamming my face and write even more retarted things, do you want me to do that? Is this what this is.
I said do, not like. And ofc I do I have one, how would I not like it?
I'm not even fucking talking you stupid hoer. Besides I say whatever I want, you can't make me stop.

Of you can graduate still and fail, how van you finish? What?
Then tell them that, see where it gets you. You didn't beg hard enough.

So this means tomorrow...
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>>23784127
Fuck your couch niqa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NARGzpORel
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>>23784147
Don't tell me what to do

You make your own conclusions
Ew
Pwes ;-;

Do ceremony and return following semester for whatever course you have left
Yes tomorrow, sadly

>>23784159
I can't hear shit you tart spead louder

I gotta go do some "things"
Be back in hour or so.
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>>23784177
Then don't tell me what to do ok.

I already know what I am (mostly), I am just questioning you.
"Ew" sure toots.
No make me.

What? That's dumb.
:'(

Spead louder? Make me.

Hey you can't do that. Sure I gotta eat anyways, I only ate waffles and nothing else since this morning.

How to get monies quick to buy food? Anyone have pro-tips or recipe for emergencies?
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>>23784091
Damn, you're going for the big one right off the bat.
What got you into it?
>>23783984
I'm gonna miss you and your glorious introspective analysis, you bydlo fug )':
>>23783853
Supplement it with DMT, should double your time.
>>23783769
RIGHT RIGHT NOW
Whisper sweet racial slurs into my ear bb
>:0
>>23783804
You've shown your true color.
Even if it's all vascular and shit?

Well,
1. He's a little gay boi
2. You're a fucking badass.
It's all that punk rock you've been listening to.
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>>23783777
>be out
You don't have to answer. Where would you like to go, if you were to go out?

That Toy Yellow Lemon.
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>>23784294
https://clyp.it/yk4trcpv
I tried :/, other fone you can barely hear, idk how this came out kek.
>>23784304
Anywhere honestly, go do something distracting. Maybe go to the bank and withdraw some money, then go buy myself something nice. Like a dildo or keyboard.
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>>23784213
No

Whatever you want bb
Yes ew, no joke in this

Life is absurd

Or spead louder , your choice

What did you eat, waffles again

Water to get thin, like I do kek
Or just buy shitton of carrots

Ok tell me right now what have you done to Rougey, what wicked lies did you tell about me bastard ;-;

>>23784294
I'm nigger ?

You mean like pic related :-D

T-ty Rougey :')
I've been wanting to ask you for new links if you still like to ;-; if I haven't shown my true nigger color ;-;
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>>23784396
Yes

Don't call me bb anymore, I thought it was over already.
No you.

When did you figure that.

https://clyp.it/gb4epr20
Your turn.

No I ate some leftover Doritos kek, I might eat an apple and that it I guess, until my money reappears.

I drink a lot of water already. "Like you do", gonna need proof of this.
Just because I have huge teef dunt make me a wabbit hmph.

>Rougey
Sys for taking my bae's name and skewering it.
I didnu nuffin rrad the thread I am innocent I swear :)
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>>23784347
>Anywhere honestly, go do something distracting. Maybe go to the bank and withdraw some money, then go buy myself something nice. Like a dildo or keyboard.

Excellent ;)
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>>23784419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mdf0oyWXZr

I'm 60% water faggit

When do you get paid
But carrots are the best.
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>>23784423
Just the dildo if anything at least, my sister would like that?
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>>23784442
https://clyp.it/fan0rjm2
My headphones have a microphone kek, am so dumb.

And 40% fat.

Thursday, but I haven't cashed in.
But you're making fun of me, let me eat them in peace, doc:(
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>>23784396
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ7pgElCPXE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nL_-Yjztsc

Not quite yet.

More like pic related.
>ignoring saved pics (':
Just4u
>>23784347
If I wasn't in yoga I'd be creaming my panties right now.
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>>23784456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jPdYESMBpW

I'm working on that

When will you tho

Nevar.
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>>23784443
I bet it's way better than a real thing. Gtg see you again.
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>>23784467
Unf thise veins.
You do yoga? How is it?
>>23784471
https://clyp.it/0ju1vhug

Proof it

When it opens Monday kek.

Stahp.
>>23784478
Is it? Idk I haven't had a dick up my ass yet. Smell ya bby.
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>>23784491
>Smell ya bby.
Last post I swear.

How does one mastermind ones way to someone's pants these days ha.

L8.
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>>23784497
You lie your way in, then use force as a last resort.
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Will anyone hear my plea?
https://clyp.it/2oypd0ai
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>>23784491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iqVoIuwmLH

Well sheit, don't you live with your sister tho

I've been doing pushups remember, I have skipped for three days tho kek.

>>23784467
>those veins ;-;
Pls forgiv senpai

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l3iVUPiXKo
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>>23784550
https://clyp.it/y0qdsdhg

Yes and?

Show arms.

Do not speak to my man btw, do you not see he wants no part of you.
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>>23784571
Kek wat

Just confirming, what does she do

Still flabby af and ew no perv

I see that he's replying to me and giving me sweet music.
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>>23784590
https://clyp.it/fuwbhn1d

She goes to uni and she works. Why? Wait a minute, I am not saying anymore about her, I see what you doing hmph.

Show, and wtf am not gay though, I just wanna see if you're telling the truth.

He just being a good boi duh, but you know thr truth all too well.
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>>23784503
Aah alrighty, going to go and practice then. Applying theory or something.
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>>23784614
That's the spirit. Just if they ask, don't mention me, cool?
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>>23784609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BlvA5VcOT1

What am I doing

I posted a photo taken today, if you have time find

What is the truth.
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>>23784641
https://clyp.it/qpl3cgcc
Ok it's my first time speaking sandnigger so...

Nothing but I see your wicked ways.

I don't browse /soc/ as much kust post here or link me it ugh, why you gotta make things so difficult?

He luv me.
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>>23784671
Kek it does sound Hindu

So you claim

Cause why not

Truth not joke

Aight time for me to die

Good night Rougey.
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>>23784688
I'm assuming you understood then.

I don't claim, I know.

Because it doesn't flow right with me.

>yfw I'm not joking

Finally, but all alone again :'(

The fuck, well ok...
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You make me want you so badly, why if I make love to someone, I will think of you love.
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>>23783717
yes, especially with new roommates kek I don't trust these hoes
no no, my bad. Your hair is gorgeous mane not the nappyness
google results gave me these lel
>Bhavnish, Faivish, Rajnish ,Nadeish
alot more sanskirit names
no trolling promise, it seems to be a very common name. Along with my other name which is super common hint starts with a b
i love spicy stuff for some reason, even tho it's torture ;-;
Kek I would be Spanky, felt like I barely did tbqh
fuqqin LE LECHE haunts me to this day
I only browse 4chins thru my Oculus riftz now, next lvl shite
Some of the words they overdub match perfectly, just watched a few more from the cell saga kek will def watch more
This is true, and I feel you on that. It's good you took something away from it too instead of harboring bitterness or resentment. Takes a lot to do something like that
Ah dah age gap, same situation in my family everyone is spaced out by 10 years
Oh dios, I am too familiar with the belt D;
kek brings flashbacks of old job always hear "joto wey" anytime anyone would do anything gai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Efz8T0dJHz
example jej
this makes me sed ;c
also found Alex Jones cousin kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8TCF1MI8YI
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>>23776404
tips aren't as phat as I want them to be
benis not big enough
I'm in a bad mood and now I have to go do social things..not a feliz camper at all
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>>23785174
ayyy geo
lubbin the benis pic kek
awh man, even with bulge technique?? The game has changed
Sorry to hear that tho :c
What social things do you have to do?
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>>23785174
I think it safe to assume your benis is bigger and hairier than mine will ever be. No bully
And I think I had my famous man-rags yesterday think I'm in a wee better mood today.
And try enjoy being a social butterfly on that social meeting, no one one going to get mad if you show up half drunk will they? Hope its not a funeral or something
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>>23784619
Oh I don't ever reveal my colleagues.

I may have a different id, I restarted my phone.
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Good night boys! Giving you a bump.
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>>23785246
it'll get better once I get more hours next week. benis trik wil not fail
ok so one of my very good friends is getting married next year. another close friend of ours (who is annoyingly successful) came up to take the engagement pictures today, or whatever the fuck they are. they invited me over to catch up with them and help them pick the best 25 pictures (out of literally 600 fuggin shots). I had to hear aaallll about how great everything is for our one really successful friend (she's not even 25 and already has had two of her films premiered at different international film festivals). While listening to all that, I had to look at the same cheesy-ass wedding/engagement pictures over and over and OVER
pls kill me. at least I got two shitty beers out of it and then I drowned my feelings in McDonalds on the way home

>>23785270
eesh what happened yesterday?
lel, I showed up half-sober and was not prepared for all of it
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>>23786014
This is a underrated bump, hope its some Peruvian marching powder at least

>>23786142
Jesus fucking christ I don't even think I'd even show up for something like that, not a big fan of overly successful folks. Sounds pretty shallow but thats just how I feel about that. Sorry you had to put up with that shit.
Why take 600 pics when you only need 25? Hope your friends don't have one of those annoying ass laughs enjoy that wedding sounds shi..... exciting.
And nothing really happened atleast nothing I remember besides some back pain. Just woke up mad and grumpy kind of the reason I call it a man-rag, it was just my time of the month I guess.
Next time your amazing friends want to hang out(show off) just tell them you can't cause your allergic to douche.
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>>23786364
>Peruvian
How do you know all this stuff. Fed detected.

Got home and Internet is busted ftw. So I'm very much b&.

Gn anyways. (No need to reply or I'll be obligated to reply back to give infamous (u)).
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>>23786425
What you don't know all the names of all the good cocaine out there? I blame mob movies and what not.
No federaly here my friend, now if you could just show me your 4chan I'd you'll be on your way....sir

Have a blessed night anon I'll see myself out, hope your interweb is fixed by tomorrow
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>>23786603
All good agent homes. I'll have it back before I wake up.
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>>23786142

Oh hi, geology chick. I couldn't mistake those walls (or dat hair) for anyone else
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Gonna be on a train for six fucking hours. What do?
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>>23784700
I did despite your autism spelling

I do not care what flows with you

Duck I overslept.

>>23786142
Ayy Geoanon.
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>>23786744
Download all of Jackie chans classic films not the American ones watch them all prob will last longer than six hours.
And possibly get as drunk and or high as they'll legally allow you to be on a locomotive. Where you headed too Chicago or something?
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>>23785069
Don't trust anyone, not even yourself.jpg
I would've not mind kek, and I figured it was the other dude.
Kek, well I do look Indian/Arab I guess. Was pretty close, but not really lol.
>tfw forefather of all am Arabs.
Sandy till the end :(
I guess, either way I like it. Do you share it with an infamous /soc/ user known here?
I don't that much, I can eat a bit more of it though since my ex forced me to eat it :(
I would be Alfalfa, rip you though.
That is next level lol, virtual realoty is becoming the new reality.
Watch from the beginning when they started, it's still good even if they weren't a full production team.
No point in remembering those things honestly, and if you do, it should be to better oneself or something. Idk.
I gave a younger sister that follows me 3 years, then the rest are 10 years plus each 3 years apart. I'm the only King of Queens kek.
The belt was the last resort, well the hand of it was my dad :/
Joto wey? Were the playing pokemon? Kek, did you pitch this up, I can imagine Guatamaleans saying this every few seconds.
>Alex Jone's cousin
Ay lmao wat the hell xD
>>23785299
>colleagues
What school?
Thanks mang btw, if this were WWII Nazi Germany, and I went to hid from the Germans (cuz am Jew), I would go to you for help. But don't take me in, lest you want death as well.
>>23785174
>>23786142
When is your wedding though kek.
>>23786744
Bring a friend to keep company and occasionally sex with? Or what this niqa said >>23786763
>>23786763
What about Rush Hour ones? They should be an exception, at least the first two. I like your movies choices btw.
>>23786749
I meant when I spead you tart.

I do not care if you do not care.

Serves you right, I couldn't sleep well though.
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>>23786858
>What school?
No school. I call everyone I encounter a colleague. I don't think it's an American thing. But at higher levels of institutions they do in fact reffer to one another as a collogue.
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>>23786863
>collogue
Eh colleague*
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>>23786863
Not really, here we usually just refer to each other based on race, i.e nigger, cracker, beaner, chink, etc. Have we encountered each other then?
Isn't this site a "high-level institution" anyways?
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>>23786858
I love rush hour and yeah 1 and 2 are the only good ones 3 was meh. But after watching all of his films before he become an international hit just opened my eyes(no offense to any asians lol) there are a ton of good ones.
You should start with Project A and move your way up to police story, almost all of them have sequals too.
Just be warned those movies aren't very story heavy there's a plot but it's not taken seriously.
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>>23786884
Ah I'm new so idk.
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>>23786884
I have never in all my years on being on this site have ever heard someone refer to someone as a cracker think that'll just ignite some flames. But everyone will call out the beaners or niggers without hesitation so idk anymore.
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>>23786887
Was 3 the part with the blind monk? Cuz that part was actually funny.
>opened my eyes
Kek, but you're right, I have seen most of them but I can't remember the names.
Guess I know what to do today, binge on Javkie Chan films all day.
I don't think they are supposed to be lol, anyways it's more funnier to watch the comedic fight scenes anyways.
>Name 4 things that aren't Jackie Chan
1. Neen
2. Salope
3. Feminine benis
4. Jackie Chan
FUCK! ALMOST HAD IT :/
>>23786894
It's ok lol, I was just messing with you, testing the waters. I feel like I asked you this already, or this is deja vu, or some sick trick and you're trolling me but how you like it so far?
>>23786904
I literally just called my bae a cracker...
And it was my attempt into a stupid "joke", my humour if you will. I think you shouldn't even take racism seriously here, I don't understand why people get so offended. You can call me a border hopping, taco eating, child fucking wetback and I wouldn't care because most of it is true. I feel it is used to support the joking nature of this site anyways.
>>
Gn to you all, I should have been out asleep like hours ago. See you in like 3 hours.
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Night boo, sleep well :*
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>>23786930
>>23786928
Oopsies
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>>23786926
Yeah if I remember that right 3 was the one in France me thinks I actually saw that in theaters so maybe I need to stop smoking. That movie was good but wasn't the strongest of the three.
And those plots to bother me just makes fight scenes pop up quicker but most of the bad reviews are about the story so idk what ppl like.
Idk
1. Something something gundam
2. Molerat
3. Dragon ;)
4. Chan jackie

Not that I find any of the racial jokes unfunny which I don't cause I love making rasict jokes irl, I rarely do it here. And at some point it just gets a little repetitive having to hear nigger all day long tho why can't someone call me a coon or a mooncricket, creativity is a god sent.
But you should check out /b/ and /pol/ those guys take it pretty seriously.
And I think I'd just scare everyone off if I called everyone a cracker or honky in this thread, offensive jokes are a onesided thing in the chans
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>>23786928
Yeah I feel yeah was suppose to be up around 8am tomorrow I need to stop posting ;(

Have a good night honky
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>>23786986
>France
Got to rewatch it then. Do stop smoking though, I haven't been to a theatre in a while, the new Avengers movie is out I think, wonder if my sis would want to go kek.
I guess, I don't pay attention during the plot scenes unless it catches my attention. Martial Arts movies are my fave, especially mixed with comedy. Kung Fu Hustle is my one of my faves.
>Chan jackie
Idk if this counts, I will have to consult the 4chin oracle.

If you keep spamming it yes, that's why I said as a support, not the main point. It has to be the salt to your french fries. Bad analogy, how about the ketchup actually, most like to add it on or eat as is. 'Murrica, fuck yea!
Are you the Afro slav btw? Mooncricket? Enlighten me.
/b/ is the joke itself, it's not entirely racist, but /pol/...well anyways you get what I mean, hopefully kek.
You do know most would not actually care in this particular thread, maybe elsewhere yes. Besides there's barely any whiteys here kek. Just foreigners.
If someone can't take a bit of a banter then why come here in the first place.
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>>23787033
One of the main reasons I haven't been to the theatre is because all those superhero movies but don't let me ruin your viewing pleasure mang.
But anon how can you not pay attention to the plot scenes tho still got to know why jackie is beating up or getting beat up by some goons. Kongfu hustle was pretty funny but fuck I think wheels on meals beat that one cause it had me dying at every scene.
Consult thy oracle and return with thy answer on the morrow.

But I does keep getting spammed here and there not is this thread. Next time just crl+f nigger and see how often it pops up. For what ever funny reason nigger is use like nigga. /b/ might b a joke but it does bread a lot of spazzy racism seems there's a new nigger hate thread everyday over there.
And lel is that my official name now? I had two but I dig afro slav gonna have to take a squat pic tomorrow now to keep up the appearance. I I remember right mooncricket is just what you called slaves that sung songs at night pretty funny one tbqh.
Not everyone here is a foreigner but I think I'm the only one from Cali that post here tho. But you are suppose to bully here usually says in op's post.
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>>23783867
I am the milkman.
>>23784294
>Supplement it with DMT, should double your time.
I'll keep this in mind, thank you sensei.
>>23783989
>Dumbest reasons
...Don't they have to pay to get in though?
>Blacks,mexicunts, etc.
It's not their fault, remember, it's just institutionalized racism.
>Abortion
Well, if that's not a red flag I don't know what is.
>Timers
Same here but hey, at least you can fail with some sort of dignity over there,
>Skin craft
You might be able to attach the urethral sphincter to the firing mechanism.
>Legos
They might of been worth quite a bit too, for shame good sir.
>>23783894
>Jenni
She's my main, main, main bottom bitch though.
>Stupid
No u
>Tart
R000d, do you know where you are?
>>23783873
Good bye space man
>Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSrlH8xNakE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh3PWgpyie4

>Doing
Contemplating just becoming a stripper, I went some past papers and the answers are fucking retarded.

It's a new spec as well so going over some past papers is stupid because it's not on our new spec.

Someone just hold me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4


So, aside from me contemplating becoming a beautiful whore. What're your plans?
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>>23787079
You do know there's other movies right. I guess, so many people now hopped on the comic movie dick, yet they know nothing about the story or characters. I don't read the comic, just the early Spiderman ones, yet I know most of the Marvel multiverse lore for some reason, I get interested and then research it kek.
I meant most times, and it's always because of a gril or they confuse him with another asian.
>they all look the same
I have not seen that one, I must watch it now.
Morrow was today for me.

>7 posts for nigger
7/307 ain't bad.
I think it's meant as an insult.
That's normal though, especially because of current events, but let's not get into that. Idk I am not defending anyone, but that's what happens when people believe the power of anonymity. It's also safe to say it's just a few people that do that, I would find it pathetic if everyone did believe in that certain way.
If you want it to be lol, whatever you want, what are the other two? I like giving nicknames based on what they do, or what they like to be called. Mostly everyone just calls (country/ethnicity)+anon. But I like giving unique names to you guys. Marie, Rouge, bewd, pickles, cherokee, perubean (she needs a one actually, cuchita?), koreaboo( him too) and you but I haven't noticed what you refer to yourself. There's other but idk if I missed them sorry lel.
Kek, it makes sense now, and it doesn't sound so bad.
I think so? Everyone is spread around, I'm in the east coast, NY master race.
It says bully Mexicans, and guess what? ;)
>>23787165
That is still your main? Who the top then?
>No u
U no
Yes I am here, where you at son?
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"Dat boi"
Is one of the most deprived memes of the last years.
A mean used to by unwashed masses to ascend to true post ironic meme mastery,
but how, oh so predictable, they cant even understand what great memes are about.
"Dat boi" has no content, its "XDDD lel so randum" humor.
Good memes are more then that, they are supposed to add to the content they are delivered with, or to represent something
beyond the simple picture.
They reach that goal through representing a certain emotion, having an interesting context or parodying something relevant,
maybe even multiple of these aspects (gondola comes to mind).
Watching all the normies go crazy about this retarded frog is giving me an aneurism,
especially if you get bombarded with shit like this --->
http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/05/the-strange-journey-of-dat-boi-the-years-best-meme-so-far.html
all the fucking time aswell.
I rather have me some minions who alteast embrace their idiocracy instead of this missinterpretation used to ascend.
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>>23786934
Oh no worries I understood. I do the same sometimes haha.
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>>23786142
How many hours are you starting off with work wise? Might have try more aggressive tactics with the benis
>
how are your co-workers too?
Yo 600 pic shots to go thru on top of hearing about about someone elses succ the whole time, holy fuq that doesn't sound very enjoyable at all. I like hearing that folks are doing well but I'm sure that shite got old fast if it's about the same person for most of the conversation.
Taking family pics for and at weddings are the worst, at least with mi familia. Tryna reenact Hallmark channel movie moments I swear
no kill ples and only two beers? They should've given a six pack at least after that
I tried to drown my feelings in a snickers blast from sonic yesterday but it just made me feel worse ;-; so much sugar I passed out for a bit kek
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>>23784491
Yessir, it's great, opens up a lot of tendon and muscle groups that get cramped and really improves your heart/breath control. If you're into that kind of stuff.
>might be going to get certified as an instructor this Summer
>>23784550
Never.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M9CpVQQXZE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yhXhVMKxnkY
>>23786014
UGH
>>23787165
答えはあなたの中にありました
>>23787684
Is this the meme cult?
>>
ayy living la vida a la NEET
this morning i'm home aloon and i get to skip church bc my famiglia is traveling today
praise the lard
just spooning my guitar
trying to learn some new rodeobread tunes
gonna make me some apizza soon
seriously tempted to drink a glass of trashy chardonnay before i go to wageslave
should i do it, anons?

>music
just learned this feelsy homosexual-footwear song by Whirr, i might post a cover idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5U66XEe30
also, to pretend that i'm more cultured than i really am, i was trying to into /Bartok/ today but damn that nigga is too much
fucking impressive tho
reminds me of Venetian Snares - Rossz Csillag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmkDMTU-hb4

>>23783542
>being this skinny
j-just
>yo lemme doxx u fambam
i lib in CT, home of Sam Hyde, the internet's biggest memeking, and of course, Flanthony Flantano, the internet's jizziest music turd
i'm curious now, which city do you live in, Palestinianon?
>u wan halp?
eh, idk yet since i still need to just get the foundation down, feeling lazy :l
>Kagor
literally wut
brb looking up

>>23783370
>:^(

>>23783335
>/ck/ is for fatsos
i guess...i've only lurked a few times but it seems to have a few useful threads. I look at /mu/ the same way tho.
>/x/ is only for spoopy stories
huh, never noticed that. now i wanna check it out
>fuck /mu/
H-HEY NUH UH
it is pretty cancerous but whaddyagonnado
>/effay-men/
i kinda like their styles but i don't get why they have to spend so much guap on that shit. i get all my shit from thrift stores tbhfam
>>
I'm extremely bored, tired and ronery at the moment. Not sure if this thread is in "official circlejerk mode" (inb4 it always is)
>>23774027
I just realised you had "gAY" in your ID. OP is literally a faggot.
>>23786142
Did you dye your hair?
>>23787165
don't ;_;
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>>23787165
Yeah something like that instead of graduating for free like the normies you got to pay to learn and its mostly night classes. Idk how much it is.
Prob be better if you got sent to prison cause that's at least free.
>insitutionized racsim
At least you guys know the difference
>red fags
I'll tell you one of the best red flags to keep you away from those crazys.........horse lover
>dignity
Well you can just straight up cuss out the teacher and the whole class and get away with if you didn't want to stay, happened all da time. They'll just send security
>urethral to trigger
That could work but I was looking something more natural feeling I want the user to feel his gun is his cock, and his cock is his gun. Maybe the mag release will be the arse hole
>might have been worth....
Just another expensive thing ive lost over years pls kill me

>>23787322
Yeah I know there's a couple movies out there but can you name a few that arent comic book related and that your excited to see?
1. Nice Guys
2. ......
Muh I don't blame you I get high and end up on wiki reading up on random ass shit or researching a car.
And yo you need to free yourself of those distractions........ permanently
Lel yeah didn't know you were all the way in Look York anon how long were you up yesterday?
Probably should have search another thread lol
Yeah I guess it suppose to but when you use it that many times it just loses it meaning, guess its just another way to say fag.
The other two are drawanon and lemonanon I do like em but doesn't really express my true nature, you know what I'm saying love?
Hmmmm I don't think I refer to myself as anything other than drawanon and that's because palestchan called me that.
Yeah that might be the case maybe some has stopped by a couple times is from the same state but not any permaresidents. Might be a blessing in disguise. And there might only be like 15 ppl that post here all together
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>>23782968
>stop the racist bully
yo my eyes b brown 2 fambalam, but maybe it's also the skin color and shape of your brow and eyelids. i know that a lot of asians look like they hab duh small eye because our brows protrude less, our sockets are less concave, and our eyelids don't have as deep a crease near the edges
>everyone is autist
amen
> anti > psuedowoodo
yo tis truth, i used to be a super psuedofaggot and have since embraced memeticism, which is comfier but depressing :l
>OG supra mario
idk tbhfam, maybe. i never owned that shit but niggas let me play sometimes
>moet et chandon
que
>2 guys 1 chocolate
LMAO
>capture waifu
>lick eyeball
dude why did i not think of this
>george lopez got a big head
fucking kek hahahaha
>sandnigger eagle
no wonder it sounds badass
>es tu nombre realidad?
n-no, pls don't doxx...
>mexico is murica
NO. THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BUILD WALL
jk idk man
>>23783013
zomg
>cholo
ayy vato

>>23782579
>phone full of tunes, food all gone
but good vibes is all u need
food is just an illusion
>naw u is corny
but i wanna b cool ;-;
i guess i should just do it
ok shia labiaouf senpai
>time to cram my ass off
i want a full report on my desk by Monday, Winsterhammerman
>>23782733
>Monday is for cuucks
indeed, garfield senpai
i guess it's kinda the same for me but after the semester ends, i'm planning to go to an open mic on mondays, so that'll help. have you tried looking for local meetups? I'm also gonna go to a Humanist group on tuesday
if all else fails, just sing that shitty Smiths song ;)
>NGO
i hope i figure it out. idk, i think i need to look into it more
>art = sex
i don't doubt it, but my buddy doesn't have good time and almost no theory knowledge whatsoever, so it's hard to achieve musical ecstasy with him. painting, tho, he's bretty bomb and i'm trash
>no motive
i guess that's why we're both here on 4chinz
>antelope
w8 wut
>madness and balance is key
makes sense that some stress is good but idk man. i guess challenges are good 4 growth
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>>23787919
dammit forgot le retarted pic
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>>23786858
>never also I don't trust these hoes so I ride my own dick.jpg
I usually try to make such ridiculous insults to were it's obvious it's just a joke, but sometimes I think peeps take it the wrong way kek
I need to get my roasting skills up. Might join a couple of roast threads when I can get into Stone skin mode. Too tender at the moment ;c
Thanks c: and I'm not sure, if I'm thinking of who you're talking about I only know his initials kek
I h8 the nose drips you get from the spicy
kek Alfalfa had his style on lock with those outfits tho
rip OG spanky :'( will try to do him proud
If they get Vr up and running bretty good will probably spend a good deal of my real lyfe there
Will do kek, I think I like Vegeta the most so far
I agree
always hurt worse from padre ;c
kek yes I did, they would say it after they would ram their fingers up everyone's culo
Some people legit sound like that around here kek "I swerta gah"
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>>23783827
Pious-sensei... ;__;
You will be missed. Thank you for redpilling me on classical and leaving us with such beauty. Your ability to evoke a simultaneous kek and wistfulness from me is inspiring. I look forward to your return, senpai. OTL
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>>23787322
>Who the top then?
The rock states ,as the rock always has, that the rock is the top of the our mad little pebble group.
>Where am I?
WHERE AM I?
Well, I'm right behind you, David. I'm always to the left and the right of you.
>>23787918
私は、彼らがレイプそれを呼び出す速い速度でトップのラーメンを食べながらボールを倒してしまいました。
>>23787940
>;_;
(>^O^)> Thank you, sengoose <(^o^<)
>>23787965
>night classes
That sounds like an unimaginable hell.
>Prison
It's backwards, if you really think about it, we have high rates of homelessness. Most of the homeless are vets. We treat murders by than our vets.

Gymnastics 101

>Horse lover
...Wait...why? ._.
>Cus teacher
Are your teachers that PC now to just take that shit?
>You could insert the barrel through the urethra and insert a loading chamber through the pelvis so it ejects from the taint.
>Worth
Don't feel too bad, I'm pretty sure I could get a decent price for my Warhammer but I can't paint/ depaint for shiz.
>>23787994
>bretty bomb and i'm trash
Is it the good level of uneven though?
Like, do you feel compelled to do better by his betterness or no?
>Meetups
I might be going to a young-ish political meeting soon, if I can fix up and learn up in time, yeeey.
>5heads
I know, this place really is the pinicle of sucky suck souls from succ.
>Random
I may sprout convoluted nonsense but sometimes my nonsense makes sense.


My dogs are barking, someone please...halp.
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>>23788091
その強姦を実現以下で平和は「強姦-U 」がされません

I've found that screaming vulgar threats louder than they can bark sometimes works.
>>23787940
Are you saying you don't want to circlejerk with a bunch of guys?
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>>23787740
When you type faster than you think, ugh I hate it.
>implying one thinks
>>23787918
I need a certain muscle opened up, if you know wat am saiyan ;)
I do need need better cardio actually, I get short-breathed at times, and I don't want to drop dead yet.
Aye, my niqa gonna teach them ladies how to personally do the pretzel one on one ;)
>>23787919
>:^(
?
>>23787965
No, you got me there...I don't even know what new ones are coming out now.
3.?
>I get high and end up on wiki
Kek, I do the same, just sans the high part (which I need to do at least once) and wiki is for general info.
What distractions?
I wasn't up late, I woke up early for, like about 4:00 a.m? Here it was Sunday already kek. I think you guys are like 5/6 hours behind?
For what?
That is true, that is why I don't get why people get offended. Oh well.
I understand, this isn't even my final form.
>palestchan
I probably have the most names for her since she started stalking me a year back, fucking unappreciative mexican bish.
I remember back when trips were a thing though, idek why took those shits away if you're gonna have a community based on social interactivity.
But if you do decide on one, pick something badass like Afroninjasquatsexmachine1991 kek.
What? I don't understand the last paragraph.
>15 ppl
I think lower honestly, feels like a gang. Which really shouldn't be that way but that's just me.
>>23787994
>skin color
I didn't shower yet yamate ples no bully.
I joke, yes I am mejican, at least half of me is.
Kek,the untermensch taught me a bit of monolids. I saw this makeup vid (do not ask why) where the asian women make a faux eyelids,pretty cool lol. Idk why though it looks fine that way to me.
Praise Jayzeus.
That pokemon needs an evo.
>memeticism
I said anti, not full on stupidity,but yeah I guess.
>i never owned
U wat
>que
In her pretty cabinet.
Idk, I did it to me ex once,she didn't let me do anything afterwards idk y?
It does.
It isn't me you should worry about kek.
I BUILD 4 FREE
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>>23788146
>When you type faster than you think, ugh I hate it.
I knew a guy who said it was dyslexia but it's not. Wtb a nonlaggy phone though with better battery life.
>implying anyone thinks
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>>23786858
Yes that

I don't care if you don't
Dearly beloved Rougey are you listening

I go to the fucking rehearsal and what I find, it's also pikshure day and all girls in make up and heels
And I'm there in my messy hair and sneakers so I did not take a photo.

>>23787165
Do you know, the muffin man.

>>23787684
The daily what.

>>23787918
I'll just bae sad in my corner ;-;

>>23787919
>CT
I do not know anyone there
>My city
Too many juices lurking this board tbqh senpai, can't reveal since I also revealed my name to some

Does not do it's job, I drank so much and got slightly dizzy but that's it.

>>23788007
Noice guitarra.
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>>23788033
Kek, I was going to say that one but that's the other pic.
Everyone is too sensitive here, or do we go overboard? Honestly I just poke on those who can take it, mostly everyone here. Idk why I haven't done you, maybe I have? I can't remember actually kek.
>Too tender at the moment
D'aww, but I know you enter Hulk mode when you agry, I can feel the potential kek.
Of Brandon, you probably heard of him, that or Brian.
I don't like spicy cuz it kills me tastesbuds mostly, and it ruins the other meals for me.
And that hair poking up, wait what, he is gone? :'(
Have you seen the 90's movie though. They all grown niqas now, Raven Symone was on it. Truly the years move astoundingly fast.
Oh shet ye, they have the things with the fones now right? Interesting. Iktf though.
>tfw faux life>real life
Yes the Vegeta is spot on.
My pops doesn't look strong, but boy if he got angry. Those hits hurt for ages.
That's hilarious, I only met a few guatemaleans, pretty much the same thing as mexicans.
>>23788091
>pebbles as foundation
I like the way you think.
But not in front of me on his back while I ride like a cowboy does a bull. ;)
>>23788168
I think it's just your body goes on auto or something idek, I wish I could do that instead of having to think.
>implying anyone thinks
Hmm, I must keep close watch on you.
>>23788192
Really? Interesting, very interesting...

Um I do care now that you are trying to take my man, bish you better gtfo before I call my juice fwiends.

Kek, are you srs? Did no one tell you or are you forgot.

>pic
Kiss-ass irl as she is on the interwebz.
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>>23788227
What is interesting

It's ok he doesn't liek me anymore tnx to you ;-;
Leave me alone ;-;

Lel no one told me and how the fuck should I know, did you they expect me to read the slideshow they sent about graduation.

;-;
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>>23787919
agreed, thrift stores are great
>>23784294
whatever gets me a decent paying job :^)
>>23784099
LIKE YOU'D EVER GET RID OF ME

you love me
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>>23788245
Me onbviously. That it was comprehendable. I don't think the dutch was though, trying to remember what she taught me, I must consult her at once.

Good riddance, I already was on speed dial to Israel. I didn't even do anything?
No bish I am does what I is wants :*

You are graduating, stupid dumdum, you should know that shit.
>did you
No one told me about the pictures, but graduation rehearsal was totally different date and I actually went because it was during school. Or else I wouldn't have gone.

;*
>>23788261
Woah bish niqa stop yelling at me, or I will call me tio Chucho. I got that Los Zetas hookup, you scared?

>you love me
>implying I am gay and would ever fall for the wicked ways of women
As if

Psst, yo keep it on the downlow though, you gonna get her jelly. Kek.
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Aye, fuck all of you cunts, this is for real autismal phams.
Reminder that Keats is my nigger
And as I speak, my opus gets bigger,
My lyrical ballads know no equals,
Everything from elegy to Christmas chime
I set ceaselessly upon metre and rhyme,
Even blank verse if need be, unequal
Is my fire, straight up set to be bound
For literary stardom no less than that of Pound.
Terza rima in this bitch, I can make you ma' ho
Aesthetically without any effort or show,
Make your apparitions stronger than from any shrooms or blow.
No Chapman couplets can you know
That I can't tackle and overcome;
Poetry as I know, is something natural if you get autism and know-how.
I lambast all of you fools, mediocre,
All show and no fire: "Crimen est actio"
Says literary establishment as I look behind and am on innovative fore.
So niggas, you know what I'm saying, keep it real like Orlando Furiouso
The tempestuous literary genius up in this thread,
Giving out poems freely, like Jesus once gave to starving Jews bread.

Peace and out.
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Ready for that run doc.
>>23788192
Actually deaf.

It all came falling down like that mountain home.
>>23788146
Uh..Hm..I'm bad at this. Your traps right? Or your longinus?
Man, cardio is the biggest bitch if you haven't worked on it for a while or made the mistake of ever smoking.
>pic related
Gettin all friendly with the bendy in the back of a Bentley off some Henny and Denny's with some hoe named Jenny.
>kill me before it's too late
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>>23788292
i am very confused mano
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>>23788332
He's confused himself.

>>23788323
B-b-but why.

Lie..
Lie to my face
Tell me it ain't no thing.
>>23788292
It wouldn't be for a normal human bean, I just knew what words you might use

It's always your fault

Whatever I do not like pictures of that sort anyway
Not looking forward to that day tbqh
I had to go cause otherwise they wouldn't give you the pass cards for your parents , and I didn't want them to start crying
They suppose to give five per student I accidentally got six
What if I behave like the jew I am and sell the extra one I got

What have you done today.

>>23788299
Leave.
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>tfw genius
>tfw told to leave by mediocre no talent
Ok
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>>23788323
Lower.
Does second hand smokimg count? I really need to work on that, especially since you don't know when you need the stamina and endurance.
>pic
The faq niqa, looks like cigarettes but no?
Kek, how about a lil love session beforehand?
>>23788332
>mano
No? That's not my name?
>>23788364
What did I say? Pretty obvious anyways. Just like like the sun at day, one must learn to not be gay.

How exactly, that he loves me more? Then I am guilty.
Ish hu mudhannab.

Why not, do you not have any class whatsoever?
I didn't realize you were still in h.s, that they have to give everything to your parents and not you. How old are you again?
How much, I am interested.

Absolutely nothing and I love it. Also, a miracle happened. Remember I told you I had some weird juice dealings.
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>>23788389
>tfw you try to use a term of endearment but anon doesn't accept

pic related
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>Leaves one day to pick up on ninth grade material at age of nineteen
>Claims genius
>Throws slang on meter
>Claims anons are no talent
>Still returns to them

>>23788389
But you are

Not only that ;-;

I hate these events, and going up stage in front of everyone eh...
Dude, they give us invitation cards that we give to whoever we want to invite, usually the parents
Are you retart
But each student is given only five

100 shekels, why
You game

Yes I do, what did happen.
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>>23788395
>try
>term
>endearment
When was this?

But why :'(
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Alright, I'm dropping my attempts and finishing school.

I thought I'd come around for one last time but all I found was bullying.

There is no hope anymore, time to die.

Bye my frends.

Tbqh I tried.
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>>23788428
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>>23788432
are you an hero-ing
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>>23788440
He doesn't even have to.
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>>23788421
So are you.

What else? Idek what I did.

Is that it, just because a bunch of people will see your flat ass and chub arms, am dissapoint.
So then you got then already, what was the problem?
You want me to answer that.
Invite your sisters and cousins.

Asking. Game for what.

I have money again kek, don't need to go to bank anymore. Well I do, but just to deposit it. What do i waste it on?
Also how you doing.
>>23788438
I'm not spanish though, am based American.
:'(
>tfw getting bullied by gril
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>>23788440
Mentally I already died when I was fifteen and on top of my aesthetical sensibilities.

Hello darkness my old friend.

Tbqh I'm actually slowly succumbing to depression and none of my self education efforts will come to fruition.

Basically, jfmsu.
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>>23788452
how old are you
>>23788449
>am based American
same

>tfw getting bullied by gril
i'll show u bullying
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>>23788449
I hav no friend left ;-;

And more, too many people
No problem just saying
No cousins, no more than my family I can't handle more

You wanna buy one

How much
Chemo
And alcohol.
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>>23788364
Because I don't kiss winners and I don't kiss losers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CLO8uLGDMfA
>>23788389
Achilles!
Unless you're sucking the lit end of the cig ya know. Bruh train for a half marathon and we'll meet up for a run. This Fall!
>dese all natural cigarettes
Not like they're much healthier.
Meet me out back.
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>>23788455
19

Anyways, nothing I do seems to bring me any satisfaction and with every passing day my goals seem to assume a shape of phantasms, unreal thins that are ultimately unachievable. I'm low on morale, depression is seeping in although I've successfully kept it at bay for months and I can't think straight.

Fug

Fug

I am leaving for now

So top keks my choppity chappity lads

Considered drowning myself by the entry of the port yesterday, but it's such a hassle so I'm putting it off

I exist in a perfect state of suspension midair now, now it's just counting seconds before crashing down back on the earth

Everything is so discouraging and shitposting can't sustain my mood anymore. I'm despondent about everything. I don't care for anything. I've lost, clearly, and wasn't cut out for what I want.

Idk I feel like ranting

Sufficiently to say, I don't care anymore

So bye again thread, this time I'm not so sure about what will I have to say the next time

Maybe I'm just fucked in the head, which is probably the case because how else could I be so delusional about my opportunities in life

Swimming against the stream was never good anyways it's easier to choke on water that way

Kek, all is a big joke and I'm just a joke par excellence
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>>23788483
You're only 19 my dude

What level of education are you at? If you are trying to finish high school consider doing it online so you don't have to go back to le bully school

Once you reach college you'll find that nobody gives a shit about being cool or whatnot and nobody will mess with you. College is 100000x better than high school, and this is coming from someone who also had a shit high school experience
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>>23788466
Give me sympathy ;-;
>inb4 shitty recording to win bae back
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SXqokka8qV
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>>23788455
Native American doesn't count, gtfo.

>i'll show u bullying
Ples stop, I am near tears, you are triggering unwanted memories, and I might have to resort to cutting myself.

I cannot tell if that's a man or a leprechaun. Looks like those goblins from Harry Potter.
>>23788464
>I hav no friend left ;-;
Ok then...

Too many fucking people.
Tell me then.
>no more than my family I can't handle more
Typical mexicans

Well yeah duh, that means I'd go right? Just can buy for free?

You guys use euros? Anyways let's just say a bit over 1k, and less than 2k. It isn't much, but if you had grown up in my situation, it is a fortune.
Kanker?
Not good, alcohol is useless, good way to not think, but no control over actions whatsoever.
>>23788466
Bit higher.
No I don't know, I don't think I want to considering the health aspects. It does look cool af when some people do it.
Well fuck, okay but I will bring my bike and car and a ambulance just in case...
You rolled them? What's in them?
Heading out rn, I will be wearing the black leather and and red stiletto heels.
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>>23788491
nigger I haven't even began high school properly

I've dropped our of school thrice in my life

lmao

i don't even care for being cool, I'd love to be the same person I was when I was fifteen and my head was full of ideas and was doing just fine in school. it was probably the best time in my life in an all as everything was fine

But as a testament for being a retarded nigger I dropped out because I thought that sleeping to ten and playing vidya with occasional book in between is better

im stupid. i can weave my thoughts in a net of expression in as much as a parrot that emulate a man and repeat swearwords ad naeuseum

kek this is stretching out
tl;dr there is no point in whatever I do and I'm going to have to deal with my stupidity for the rest of my life

vitality has gone and is replaced by endless despair

i lied to myself in saying I'm capable
this threads were a mistake
i should've had contented myself with the idea of kys'ing myself during July or August before I came here

actually, opening books was my first mistake in life

all is a series of mistakes

logically following my course of action, it becomes obvious that my future won't be different from last

character is fate and mine is useless type suitable for daydreamers and failures with a sense of their image

I don't even have strength to read or reply anymore

I hate myself.

Bye.
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>>23788522
The fuck did I just hear
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>>23788543
>nigger I haven't even began high school properly

you can still start

>i don't even care for being cool,

I wasn't saying you were trying to be cool, I was talking about the bullies you referenced

>I thought that sleeping to ten and playing vidya with occasional book in between is better

well that's pretty retarded of you

>tl;dr there is no point in whatever I do and I'm going to have to deal with my stupidity for the rest of my life

Well that's a shitty defeatist attitude now is it


and worst of all:

THERE IS A THING CALLED ONLINE SCHOOLING

omg what a revelation.

Negro go to a therapist and get help for your depression, get enrolled online, and get your shit together. Quit giving up all the time. You are in control of your life.
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>>23788562
I'm trying to impress bae with autism stay out of it ;-;

>>23788536
Do you have savings in bank other than these
Yes you
Not if alcohol at home, just don't go around raping 16 y/o's.
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>>23788575
There are no bullies, I'm just taking the piss by saying that people ITT are bullies kek.

Nah, all of that is shit is beyond me.

It doesn't really matter ultimately.

I'm leaving forever and will kill myself this summer. The future is neither bleak or bright, it is tragic and I've come to accept that. I'm too full of contradictions, unfulfilled wishes, bad memories, crippling doubt and endless narcissism. I'm pretty sure I'm also an attention whore as well, given I'm still posting here and loudly proclaiming my end, but eh, who cares, I'll leave and be forgotten as much as all the other people that posted here. Depri was my favourite, I'd lose my hand to see him in person and talk with him, but that's unrealistic. I'll add that to my long list of impossible scenarios.

https://youtu.be/-EGtG8hYAeY

This is definitely the last (You). I leave being the same boisterous, clueless fool that I was when I came here.

Feels good.
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>>23788582
I feel sorry for you, for real...

Yes I do lol.
No u.
Ugh, how many fucking times do I have to say it was consensual?
https://clyp.it/4yzxj520
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>>23788620
Really ?

Not enough times
Mexican spead, wtf I can murican more than you.
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>>23788522
>implying trees have sympathy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LREYUreTdy
FUCK THE NEIGHBORS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye09Th7KZn4
>>23788536
Pyramidalis.
Good on ya, it's a really shit habit. I've quit cold for a year or so at a time twice now and it feels like garbage the entire time back on it. Smoke tricks are bae.
I'll bring the goo.
Nah, they came in a pack, it's just pure cut tobacco instead of rat poison.
Fishnet shirt pls.
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>>23788620
>>23788582
THIS IS NOW AN AUTISM SINGING THREAD

YOU HAVE CHURNED THE OCEAN THAT IS MY SOUL-HURT FROM MOVING AWAY FROM THE SWEET SWEET BAND AND CHOOSING INSTEAD TO ONLY SING IN CARS AND SCREAM LINES AT MY NEIGHBORS WHEN THEY PLAY THEIR MUSIC TOO LOUD.

A U T I S M
U
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I
S
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>>23788636
Yes duh.

Stfu then.
No you can't wtf are you on drugs proof it.
https://clyp.it/1dbi1qrz
>>23788663
https://clyp.it/uppr2f0t
Idk what happened but I legit forgot I was recording.
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>>23788543
>i should've had contented myself with the idea of kys'ing myself during July or August before I came here
kek, i always wonder why all you suicidal fags speak of suicide like it's a blissfull way out.
what if death itself is just as boring as this fucking life we live? no one ever promised us that with death itself everything will become better, easier or not as boring as it is already.

i for myself am not gonna bet my salvation on playing a blind hand with the universe hoping for my black jack. chances are, you will get fucked over by whatever is out there.
the bank always wins.
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>>23788117
>その強姦を実現以下で平和は「強姦-U 」がされません
The rape not rape-u peace under realization

HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD!
>s louder than they can bark sometimes works.
You are truely a man of wisdom.
>>23788227
>while I ride like a cowboy does a bull. ;)
Baby hush, not now.
I'm too suicidal, just lull me gently to sleep with the standard cat o' nine tonight, pl0x
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>>23788654
So close a bit lower...
I guess, I don't care if people smoke. Just not in an enclosed space with me in it. That's good my pops does that also, like one every few months.
What is the goo?
Oh, kek. Is it a different flavor?
Anything for u.
>>23788729
Rock a bye baby, on the tree tops. When the winds bow, the cradle will rock.
Rock the U.K. and then Allahu Akbar it.
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I'm naive and I'm gullible. I trust people so let that be my fucking curse. I'll take it to my grave one day.

Experiences are experiences and I'm happy with that! I be what I be, a motherfucking cat and no cat anywhere has ever given a full fucking answer.

Love you cunts ;)~

Would not fuck/10
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>>23788764
>Children nursary rhymes
Did you have the Jamaican tree one over there?

In Jamaica behind a tree, selling condoms for 99p...etc.
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>>23788785
>oze2Ar0w
>ooze to arrow
oozing to arrow.
the cat has spoken.
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>>23788805
You said to gently lull you right? What else did you expect?
No niqa lel, I am not Jamaican.

Condoms for 99? Do they rip easily or am I being scammed?
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>>23788857
>Condoms for 99? Do they rip easily or am I being scammed?
Of course not, they were high quality and unused.
>Lull
Yes, very gently. I only want minor scaring.
>Expect
Baby hands and disfigured lamps.
>Not a Rastafarian.
I can't believe it's [Current Year] and we still have this racism. Stop oppressing me.
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>>23788813
Dang it, adorable cat
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>>23788870
They were, ok deal I take them.

No niqa you take all of it or nothing.

Just baby hands for you.

Because all Jamaicans have to be Rastafarian, just like all Arabs are muslim. And all Israelis are Jews, and all Mexicans are immigrants (that is true).
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>Take them
(Thank god)
You won't regret this, probably...
>All or nothing
You make a hard deal but I'll have to say yes.
Tonight?
>Just
... -.-
>All Jamican's are Rastafarian.
Wow, the amount of generalization here is impressive. I-I honestly didn't expect that...from 4chan!
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Fu k you all
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>>23788941
I don't regret anything.

Sure I guess, adress or where we meet up first?

Just.

>Because all Jamaicans have to be Rastafarian
>not understanding what sarcasm is.
You would make an excellent troll though, I am impressed.
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>>23788967
>I don't regret anything.
I happily accept your challenge.
>Meet
Let's meet by the park, the really shady, hidden park.Where no one would find your body until the morning...
That sound alright? It's near the chippy so we can get food before.

Bust.

>Sarcasm
Not realizing I just played dumb! Ha, I win.
>Troll
My bridge has surround sound and sub puppers, what you got boy?
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>>23789026
It ain't much of a challenge.

Sounds like a delightful place. But would you last til morning?
I just ate so I'll pass on that, I gotta have an enema anyways.

Dust.

>merely pretending to be a retart.
I figured, but it was close to believable.
I've got a chorus of the finest castrati's the Pope has.
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>>23789065
Don't put yourself down like that, I'm sure you'll only regret a couple things.

Bish I invented the morning.
>Ate
Don't you want to be like the kewl kids, simply throw up and eat more. This technique has a 100% success rate.
>Enema
I can still use the plug though, right?

Lust

>Fingered
Dirty bastard, I love it.
>Belib in me
O
>castrati's
Yeah, but I have Beethoven brain jacked into LMMS.
>Pope
In that case can I borrow a few boys...for band practice.
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>>23789092
Hold me...:'(

Yet I flourish at night.

Well I was the first Mexican bulimec after 20 years of obesity occuring in my people, so yeah...

Yes you may, you might have to lick it off.

Rust.

You'll love more than the finger aye ;)

I'm a belieber omg are you as well?

Proof it, you are yet to prove the mixtape also.
Choir boys niqa, not band, but ok, just be gentle with them.
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>>23789117
Only if you hold me

>Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RTIXUzCr2M
HINT HINT.
>Protein
Aw, you noticed I've been working out. ;)

Must

Foreva and eva and...until we break up for summer and I hook up with Jackyln again.

Kill. Your. Self.
But use the proper method, murder is a terribly messy business.

>Mix tape
>Pic related
A little peak, like a tender nip slip from a tipsy tit.
>Gentle
I don't know who you are anymore, Harold. You've changed.
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I'm off to sleep, amigo.
I leave you with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbPmubGrZj4

and of course some midnight tear jerking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXX0U5DXZeU
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>>23789202
Deal :')
Kek the fuck did I just see.
O have. And me likey ;)

Crust.

Ugh you pig, dunt talk to me anymore.

That is why I am going to the park with you, silly.
>pic
>Legally downloaded music
Well then, a lot of Tyler lol.

Have I? Oh dear, it must be for the better right?
>>23789233
Night bby ;*
Well damn. What am I in for?

Alone again, naturally...
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Where'd bae go? :(
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What's the best way to kill yourself in most comfy way? Like without triggering the survival instinct, just falling asleep and never waking up.
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Goddamn it can this week possibly get any worse.

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

Anyway hope everyones doing ok
>>23789641
Pls dont
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>>23789641
I tried pills but I forgot my digestion system is kinda OP.
Idk just wait for natural cause.
>>23789669
What happened?
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>>23789679
Bad finals grades earlier this week, RIP GPA. Been stuck in a plateau for fitness. And today, my car got rekt in a 5 car pileup on the highway. Then, someone who was supposed to be yielding to me almost sideswiped me on my way home from the accident. Had my first panic attack in years LOL

But my problems are minor. Just frustrating as fuck

Feeling a little better now.
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>>23789669

I can't take living anymore, it's just too hard. Every awake hour I daydream about blowing my brains out with a shotgun or stabbing myself in the neck. I dream about suicide all the time. I'm a fucking fat ugly manlet with no redeemable features, everything I do turns in to shit. I'm just so fucking lonely I'm going insane. Every girl I talk to just walks away with a disgusted face, I can't take this anymore, I feel fucking inhuman.

>>23789679

I smoke and drink like hell hoping I'll get cancer or something.
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>>23789703
Are you being treated by a professional? Have you talked to anyone about how youre feeling?
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>>23789716

Yeah, told my psych about suicidal urges. She gave me Efexor XR's, they make me feel good but desire to kill myself gets really strong sometimes even with medication. I feel so hopeless right now.
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>>23789729
Do you have any hobbies you enjoy? Maybe anything to distract you from your feelings? Im not suicidal, but going to the gym always makes me feel good. I can forget about my issues for an hour or so and I usually am in a better mood when I leave.
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>>23789702
You still have time to rectify it though? It is still May or no?
What is your set goal, and how far are you from it?
At least you're fine, better to rekt a car than a body part(s). Besides insurance takes care of that if it wasn't your fault, which it wasn't...right?
I can imagine you'd be a cray driver though, remind me to not hop in a vehicle with you.
>Had my first panic attack in years LOL
Kek, sounds like you had it rough today, you do know it is Sunday. The fuck were you doing.

Still annoying to say the least, seems like everyone has been having their fair share of troubles.

Good to hear, somehow just whining a bit does that.
>>23789703
Don't we all, not really the way to go about it, but you might want to hold off from that.
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>>23789743

I used to enjoy making music, been playing drums more than a decade and stargazing but I found no joy in anything lately. All I want is to shut myself in to my apartment and sleep. I thought I found someone who loved me recently but it was just a momentary thing, who would fucking love me anyways?
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>>23789748
Yeah I guess. Idk what im doing wrong though. And yes I wasnt at fault and they should fix it but ill be out of a car for awhile, and I start my new job tomorrow so ill have to try to get rides everywhere or take the bus ugh but yes im lucky to be ok and my car isnt as horribly damaged as the others were

>it is Sunday. The fuck were you doing.

This is the worst part of the story. I was literally on my way to my bfs house on the other side of town to get his spare car keys because he locked them inside his car. I wasnt even planning on leaving the house ;-;
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>>23789785
Idk, I think there is something people do called studying, you might want to give that a gander, but that's just me, don't listen to someone who didn't finish college btw. Just saiyan.
>public transportation
Oh you poor thing, I shall pray for you.
A new job, and car is out of commission, damn yeah, a bit unlucky. At least it got that negative vibe out of the way, so everything should go uphill from now. I just jinxed it right. :/

So in the end, it was his fault, just blame him kek.
How is Zach btw? And the kitties?
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>>23789829
>zach

Kek I will start calling him that from now on. He is ok.

Kitties are doing well, they are so big and fat now. One of them snores now kek

>studying

Bitch... I studied a lot. The tests I did badly on were from my worst profs

>public transit
Nigga the public transit in my city is one of the worst in america no joke. We also lost uber and lyft so all we have are shitty bus system, a tiny rail, and taxis :( I live in a large well known city too
>>23789760
Im sure some people love you. Your family, friends, etc.
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>>23789879

Not that way man, I'm 26 and missed out on so many fucking things. All I feel is regret for my life.
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>>23789886
Things like?
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>>23789935

No teenage love or love in general, travelling, actually enjoying life instead of feeling existential dread 24/7, feeling excited for things instead of dreaming about your death.
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>>23789879
He p. qt, if you're gonna post face, post his next time. Ain't no one wanna see your ugly mug :P

What the hell have you fed them. American cats same as American owners. I have never heard a cat snore oddly enough.

Woah hostile kek, I'm sure you did. Blame your professors then, tell them it's their fault you don't understand what they are teaching.

Really, I would argue with that, but I will be inclined to take your word for now.
I thought Uber was some new internet provider for the longest time, and the fuck is lyft, some type of facial reconstruction program/service?
What's wrong with taxis btw, it's a most honorable profession from hard working Pahjeets trying to make a living.
I only know three cities that fit, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Austin and Albuquerque. Wait, something don't add up...
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>>23789951
I didnt have teenage love, didnt get asked to prom, havent travelled much, had no friends as a teen, had a horrible home life for awhilr, etc. A lot of people havent had all the perfect life experiences. It really wasnt until I decided to fix my life and work on being successful in school and life and make positive changes that I finally got a great bf who actually cared about me, got into the program at school I wanted to get into, etc. The friends thing I'm still working on. But still I think before general happiness comes there usually is a bit of suffering, and sometimes you have to do things differently for things to change for the better. But I understand depression isnt as easy as just climbing out of a hole. I hope you get better anon. Live at least another day.
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>>23790006

I have no chance to fix my life, struggled for survival all my life, I live in a shitty 3rd world country. I had to drop out from school and work so my family won't starve. Every time I try to fix my life it turns in to even shittier then I fall deeper in to depression. I kept thinking maybe someday something good will happen but now I can't see hope. I have nothing left to hold on.
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>>23789966
U WOT M8

...I swer... ill nab u rite in de jabbeh

As for the cats, I feed them some of the healthiest and best cat food! Sprinkles just likes it too much t b h.

Well ya know when most of the class is making C's, and your tests are full of typos and trickery, you must be doung something wrong I think ;)

Lyft is the competitor to Uber. And I definitely do not live in Albuquerque kek. Actuakky I might have said too much aboht where I live, now 4chan is going to find me and raep me o no
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>>23790016
Well thats rough as hell man, thats really amazing of you to help your family in hard times. Im sure they love and appreciate you, especially for that. Theyd surely be devasted if you were gone.
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>>23790033

I'm just a resource to be squeezed to them. No one fucking loves me. Even I don't love myself.
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>>23790045
What country is that
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>>23790059

Turkey.
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>>23790021
U HEARD MI BISH

Do it, am rite here, am rdy 2 die 2

>healthiest
>cats get respiratory problem due to fatness
U wat m8. Aww Sprinkles, yes I remember her/him, the orange(black?) one, the siamese...uhm...

C's is the average, and who needs english anyways pfft. We speak only american here, capisce?

Never heard of them. What? Weren't you a Wildcat?
>raep me
Wow conceited much? If that were the cause, I'd have found your whereabouts ages ago. But since I'm not gay and don't fall easily for women's tricks, I am safe.
Plus that could be anywhere in that huge state, give back to Mexicans ples.
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>>23790102
Ill turn u gay

>wildcat

Is that a high school musical reference lmao

Pic related is my cats, sprinkles is the fatter one

>>23790076
Do you have any pets?
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head hurts, back hurts. way too early to go to sleep. in too much pain to do anything else to pass time. wat do

>>23786364
lel idk man, but at least it's done with. man-rag is a good term, heh. how is the back treating you these days? mine has been acting up and it's really killing any motivation I have to be productive right now

>>23786733
kek hai. can't wait to move to a less funky house u kno wat im sayin. this place is starting to wear on me

>>23786749
ayyy. can u fast forward tiem 4 me or do u not have that power yet

>>23786858
lel never
do u wanna be my funeral photographer tho

>>23787903
I was only training last week so I only got like 12 hours.
kek, I hate having to smile for that long for all those types of pictures. reaallyy pains my facial muscles after a while. I think smiling for all the grily prom pictures was the worst
>dat pic
lel, that cheered me up..idk why I've been in such a weird mood lately
>drowning feelings with chocolate
first of all why are you having feels and second of all, chocolate is DISGUSTING
when my mom was about my age, she ate so much chocolate that she broke out into hives and had to go to the emergency room
>tfw ur mum literally OD'd on chocolate
inb4 "yo mama is so fat" joekz (she weighs less than me)

>>23787940
noeepp. probably just looks different in that light or some shit. what's going on with you? how was your weekend?

>>23787965
kek, is this your "it's an abstract kind of feel" pose?
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>>23790151
jej, the baabbiiiess
send them here so I can cuddle them
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>>23790151

I have a cat, he's a grumpy antisocial little shit.
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>>23790151
But I don't want to...

Um...maybe. What's it to ya, who is asking anyways.

>sprinkles is the fatter one
The one in black :^)
Damn, they have gotten quite big, the cats ofc , feg.
>>23790152
>lel never
More qt bois 4 mi then.
Niqa I barely take pics of myself, much less of actual dead people. How much the hour though...
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>>23790160
They love to cuddle and get in the way constantly if youre ready for that :)
>>23790169
OMG he is gorgeous! Whats his name
>>23790185
Im asking :^)

And yeah they are over 6 mos old :')
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>>23790152

Welcome back again, Geology chick. Pls no hammer to the head.
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>>23790185
>moar boiz
wat a ho
you can have all my peruvian gold if u do it. I'll write it down in my will. just make sure you make the funeral look poppin' u kno wat I mean. try to get some action shots of me in my casket if u can
how was weekend 4 u?

>>23790211
yes pls
sorry to hear about your shit-ass week though, goddamn. is school out of the way for now at least?

>>23790212
pls, it might get rid of my headache
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>>23790232

Pretty sure a hammer to the head causes headaches instead of curing them. But I'm no head doctor person.

How's life?
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>>23790247
it's kind of lame right now but it will get better at the end of the summer. how is your life treating you these days?
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>>23790311

*car crash sounds*

That sums it up. Always trying to turn things around though!

What happens at the end of the summer that's so much better?
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I think I'm too old for this.
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>>23790314
oh man, that good?? you have a good attitude though. do you have anything decent going for you at least? and at the end of the summer, I'll be moving out of this weird-ass town, heyoo
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>>23790383

Hooray for getting out of weird-ass towns! I'm from the backwoods of Indiana/Ohio myself, and I got out of there. Not too thrilled with where I am now though, but it's better. Moving again when I can!

And thanks for the attitude compliment! I'd say what's going well for me is that I'm going back to artwork really heavily after neglecting it for so long. I want to go for an animation career. Tired of cooking as a profession, even though I love cooking itself.
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>>23790211
I feel like I didnsomething wrong, what time is it?

6months? They look older lol.
>>23790232
No u.
>peruvian gold
I might as well do it for free ugh. Write in american ples, I no understand mexican or inglish. You want me to bring popcorn, what movie did you like then? Am confucius. Kek, you wantt me to slow pan all over your face, that'd be weird tho...
It was allright, now that I recieved a bit of side cash, I may relax for a bit.
What about you?
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>>23788227
I was going to photochop another pic for you but ran outta time :c
I don't really think so honestly, I mean I've never seen anyone get bullied here at least not to the extreme
kek you called me a beta fag once, which I was definitely being and well deserved title, but you can make fun of me whenever you want baeb. <3 I kind I like it, especially when it makes me laugh.
I've been getting kilt like crazy lately in those hang/marry/d8/kill threads, to be fair tho I do look like a massive fegget and I am one too lel
I've only entered hulk mode once in lyfe, was really med
Oh shite I've definitely heard of Brandon but Brian is new to me
I feel that, just have to be in the right mood for me but it does numb the tongue
Original Spanky is from the 1930's
loved the 90's version, kek that kid with the bullfrog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpI_tpVft-Q
bout to whip out my lizard
Oh ye, the google cardboard I think?
finally solve my gams problem by substituting Vr gams. Is it still sinful tho?
Same here
Everyone at work called them mejicans and they didn't give a fuq jej
I always liked saying tu madre really loud and seeing their heads snap around.

>>23790152
ayyye geo, can you send me a matching hammer too ples?
sucks to hear bout back and head pains, hope next week the tips are muy grande
Same here, I feel like it looks more and more fake as the time wears on too
glad you liked pic c:
Just been feeling a little off the past couple of weeks, kind of has me not posting as much or being as social. jejej I can't turn my back on chocolate but I prefer vanilla if there is a choice. What about you?
holy hell that sounds turrible, kek would come with the yo mamma jokes but too tired ;-;
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>>23790401
oh fug..you were really out there. I'm living in a similar place on the east coast but I can't imagine growing up in the boondocks, lel. sometimes I see highschoolers have parties in random-ass fields, and I always think to myself "is this what these kids do around here for fun" kek. eyoo good for you for moving onward. keep the cooking as a personal thing (I don't think I could do it for a living)

>>23790422
excuse me it is 24 carat gold CMON. lots of it is child sized tho (hope you don't mind). why do hispanic women like to give babbies so much gold.
yea, make it really dramatic when you pan over my lifeless face. get a few shots of the rowdy crowd
eyyy how long do you get to relax for now? I hope you didn't ho urself out for the ca$h

>>23790507
I will attach it to the nearest turkey vulture and send it your way ASAP. we only have hot pink ones left tho so ur gonna have to deal with that
I feel you on feeling off. it's an odd feel and I'm not a fan of it but it will go away, and talking to you guys helps. I get into these random weird slumps every few months. I think the thing I hate most about these slumps is that I can't really figure out what the cause of it is. like everything will be going iiight and then the weird feel will just kind of start out of nowhere, and it will last for a few weeks. what's got you feeling off these days?
lel my mom is a fucking fiend when it comes to sweets. I'm kind of the opposite; I absolutely hate chocolate and I don't really care for any kind of dessert item at all (that includes ice cream, cookies, candy, pie, cake, etc). they're nice every now and then but I'll never go buy that shit on my own. I go crazy for salty things though, kek. you can shake a bag of pretzels at me and I'll come running over liek a lil shiba
also I really really like lemons
>>
Monday is here.
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>>23790637

Oh for sure, I'll keep cooking up as a hobby. Gurlz like when you give 'em fewd
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>>23788091
Hell has no bounds my friend be glad you'll never have to deal with that
>We treat murders by than our vets
Thats sounds almost exactly how we treat our vets too, I guess its finally getting better now. But we still have a butt load of homeless veitnam vets who never got help, guess they could if they broke the law and went to prison which would be pretty hard cause they usually just get shoot up by the police(sting's police)
>why?
Because they will put their unconditional love and money into anything horse related. Have you ever talked to someone who loved them? Its heart breaking to know they'll never love anything else more ;(
>PC teachers
No clue about now but for college teachers I know they have to watch what they say cause we're back in that civil rights era now and everyone has to fight about their ideals and what not
>I can't paint/ depaint for shiz
Hey it aint too hard I could paint for shit till they told me at my last job that I was painting the entire building. Got a crash course in it now I'm pretty decent plus the fact I use to do it for my model kits. All I can say is.......get gud

And you two need a sitcom or something the back and forth with your mexican friend was amazing lol

>>23788146
Man that just makes me die a little bit on the inside I use to go to the movies all the time but now, now its just like a wasteland
>I do the same, just sans the high part
You should its a great way to study up on shit, you just got to make sure you'll be able to remember it all, takes some training to get all that info back sober but when you do you'll feel like Einstein or a super autistic child.
>What distractions
You said your boo or someone distracted you and you missed some of the plots or someting
And I think its only 3 hours behind which is weird when you think about it but I think thats as far as the timezone goes for the US. Always got to keep that in mind
>oh well
Think I'm going to position our....
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>>23788146
Fuck son that poat was tooo god dang big
.....jap overlords to filter it out and replace it with monncricket or something give folks the reason to start being creative
And don't worry about your final form.....didn't you know I already ascended past a super sayian?(powerup yelling intensifies)
>trips were a thing
Man idk why they even took that away atleast for /soc/ mad life so much more easier, just another thing to write in my petition senpai. I'll never be able to remember that unless its saved in a notepad or something lol. And i hate
to say it but it would have to be 1994 :/ Do like the sex machine part tho pretty classy
>Feels like a gang
More like a chain gang but I think its better with a smaller community and lot of ppl on this board stay out of it cause "muh facebook and blogging" plus idk how long the threads would last for too.

Tell your new british friend I said hello lol

>>23790152
Just awake from the dead
Fuuuc mama all I can say is lay down on your back in your comfy ass bed throw a warm washcloth over your head and try to not think about killing anybody till then. Best way to get rid of a headache is to distract your brain. I'm about to go watch GOT after its finished downloading thatll be quite distracting

Its done now but it sounds like that shit is gonna creep up up on ya sooner or later. I try to warn folks about my rag cause I guess everyone thinks I'm always in a good mood, but their fookin wrong mang
My back is doing alright today but a couple days ago it was really killing me after I drew a pic for my friend. Like to the point where I had to lay down, like manual labor bad. And shit thats the one thing i hate about it just makes you less motivated to do even the most simplest shit. I want to get
back into skating again but last I tried wasn't happening but I ain't giving up on my old passion just yet. Think thats what kept my back in decent condition when i was younger.

Ahh and I had a hammer pic somewhere
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And I'll have to remember to tell yall about the pro skater I say and talk to at the skate park today. Besides his name he was pretty god damn chill.
And I got more pics of the city and what not so I'll dump some of those later too.

I'm off to get butthurt at game of thrones
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>>23790637
ho boy that's faster than express but what are those charges tho
I'm cool with the pink hammer kek, was going to be my second choice if there were no blues left
Exactly, it's very strange. It's a motivational killer sometimes too, just makes me want to float around and do nothing at home.
Same here on talking to you all, helps relieve that kind of pressure/tension feel in the chest.
I can't really place it but the uncertainty of this next couple of upcoming years becomes a tad too much sometimes. I usually snap out of those feels after a while, it's just become a frequent reoccurring thought in my head as of late tho.
I love salty stuff too, especially salt and vinegar flavored things. Big pretzels you get at the mall or stands are my favorite types. I want one so bad rn ;-;
What other salty thing do you like?
lemons are great too, I like putting a shite load of lemon juice in my hot sauce. So good along with extra cilantro
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>>23788654
>Tree
BURN IT
Idec anymore ;-;
I was fun while it lasted
T H E E N D
H
E
N
D

>>23788714
What would a humble human bean like meh know
All I do is sit in my room and pretend on the internet
You meen.

>>23788716
But what are you doing rn.

>>23789026
I merely pretended to be pretending
jk I have no idea what this is about pls no bully.

>>23789065
You just wat.

>>23790151
Aww ;-;
>tfw no qt cats to be ronery with

>>23790152
Don't do it yet, I still need you to do me a couple of errands
Time and location ?

>>23790169
>Ebin more adorable cats
Y live.

>>23791075
You skate ? noice
Yes more pics please I love these places.
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>>23791618
>tfw short fainthearted replies
Also (You) me for convo
I'm bretty sad frog today.
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>>23790507
Of the don't trust yourself, kek that would've been funny and appropriate.
I have I guess, but it's stupid on both sides, the bully for being pathetic and having nothing to do, and the victim for not standing up for oneself, or at ignore. It wasy easier than irl.
Did I? Niqa I call eveeyone a beta, but now I feel bad that I did :'(. Kek sorry bro, I probably did, if I had known what I know now I would've not, maybe. But you are free to do the same also, I like people who can joke around and take a joke.
No don't say that, people are just jelly of your looks.
I've done it a few times, not my proudest moments though, it's like you let the rage take control.
There is no Brian I think, I neant your sscond name was Brian.
It's conflicting, cuz I either have to eat it with the food or eat it last.
Well shet, I knew the originals, never jnew it was that old.
KEK, the original frogman, was that even his real voice? We are he-man woman haters, and we feed girls to alligators! Trump was in that movie also lel.
No? The one for the samsung phones? Is it that idek.
Nope, 2d better than 3d, 2d grils are pure and clean, unlike their irl counterparts.
>tfw Kotonaha-chan as gf to love
Y live
Cuz we basically the sane, just like the asian are :/
Kek, insulting one's mom is always the way to anger someone back.
>>23790637
Hmm, white or rose? I do have small delicate fingers so. Because, idek actually I had a bracelet with my name, and also my mom gave me a ring when I was like 15/16 but I lost it when I went to the beach and went in the ocean kek.
Will do, I will not drop the camera I promise. What music also? I was gonna pick something, but I figure you tell me. Rowdy crowd, gotcha, but why they are angry lolwat?
For a hour literally as I post this, ugh I can't believe the weekend is over and it is already Monday. May I join the funeral as dead now?
No, I jewed myself...dunt tell my mom...
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>>23790953
Me too, but I used to go with my ex, and yeah...
>you'll feel like Einstein or a super autistic child.
I already do feel like both, more on the autist child side though. I do want to try it, it os on my bucket list. Better to try it for oneself than someone tell you how it is. Besides I feel like it wouldn't be that bad. I said the same with drinking...
No? I mean if there was someone with me I guess.
Is it 3 hours, I felt it was more, but then again U.S timeszones :/
I always forget about that though, it makes sense why a certain time perios there is activity here.
Car.
>>23791067
Jap overlords don't even come here. At least I've seen m00t at least once when he used to give a shit, but m00k is nowhere to be found, what makes you think he will hear our prayers?
Niqa do you even ssj4?
Idk I came shortly before they took thise shits away, so I forget the original o.g's here, most don't come anyways. Petition the White House.
Really? I am older then, 1993 master race son. Real classy. Makes the ladies wild trust me, but don't.
Idk, probably, I wouldn't know bout facebook and blogging since I don't have one, and I guess I blog now here.

We were always friends I think? Or pickles hates me too? :'(
>>23791618
>humble
Why are you bringing Meh into this? He does have a nice peepee, doesn't he? ;)
What a coincedence, I do too. Took you long enough though.
No am better, am Ish.
>You just wat.
Um, why are you reading my intimate posts with my side boi?
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>>23790152
>head hurts, back hurts
mybe stop hitting yourself with a hammer then...silly. you sic or wat?
>>23791618
>But what are you doing rn
trying to change myself, trying to change my situation and surroundings, trying to not take as many drugs to distract myself. waiting and hoping.
it's a struggle and because this ain't hollywood it probably will just be enough for a mediocre life. but even that is worth a try in my opinion.
>>23791624
>I'm bretty sad frog today.
why's that?
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kek yes, if I had mobile photochop would be making pics constantly
Any instances in chat breads that were noteworthy and ye, I agree. Now people just make their "safe zones" it seems
Don't feel bad kek, I thought it was funny c:
Will return jokes now that more comfort lvls have risen
Dawh, thanks mija <3
I hate losing control of emotions like that, sometimes even with happiness. Just turn into a huge goof which isn't bad, I just feel like a bit of a dangus afterwards lel
Ah I gotcha, nah no brain kek. 2nd hint is the name is usually shortened when used in todays time tho there have been some famous people who've kept it full length in the past.
Awh man I have to calculate that shite out with the food I don't like too. Try to figure out how many bites I can mix together to cover the taste of whatever I don't like kek.
Just saw this pic of 90's Spanky
>
Froggy kept it real and idk lel they did a good job of lip syncing if not kek
Holy fuq Trump was jej, never noticed that was him but he had dark hair back then.
Just looked it up, u rite, was different. 75$ just for a headpiece to hold your fone seems a bit overpriced to me tho
>tfw my waifus are shit
Everyone thought boss guise at old work were Japanese but they waz chiknees kek
Madre disrespect was haarraam or "no play wey" as it was so eloquently put

>>23791624
Aw, why sed? :(
It seems like we all made it to Monday finally
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>>23790152
too much work desu
>>23788091
senpai
>>23788117
a bunch of guys and one possible trap*
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Da fuq...another Texan in here and possibly near me
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>>23792325
>when you find out you live near other anons
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>>23792340
Going to move to 'STRYA now
It's not safe here and I can use this now
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>>23792351
Straya is great! Every anon that's complimented me on here DOESN'T live here!
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>>23792356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u1Ujp5Jny8
Practicing my impersonation
Aw m8, you're the only Super Stryan I kno
Want to switch locations with me? :)
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>>23792410
I will! don't know which of the anons you are tho

hows my american impersonation :^)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qnxBMpAAmC
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>>23789669
Dude, all of that was seriously fucked and I have no kind words to make it even slightly better. I hope your insurance ends up covering it and you manage to pull through those next two semesters. You seem smart enough.
>anyone who likes BTBM is smart as fug
>>23790152
Coca ina would fix both of those problems, trust me I'm a drugtor.
>>23791618
>not knowing I'm a tree
Geez, apparently not.
You left me all alone.
) :
:>>23788714
WOOOOOO
>>23788729
Google is a terrible machine.

I'm still holding onto your postulation about hats of rodent teeth.
>>23788764
I DONT KNOW ANY MORE ANATOMY
People that smoke cigs in cars with the windows up are vile to the core.Your pops sounds like a smart guy. I'm the only smoker in my -entire- family.
Da goooooo.
Kind of, they're lights, so they don't have as much bite but more nicotine.
U so sweet
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>>23792544
This is Feg
I'm a little hurt u dunno who this is ;(

That's bretty good. I like the way you say burger

Here's my French impersonation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JubSNSowFr
>tfw your family tells you you're french fries
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>>23792632
sorry feg :(
quintessentially french/10

>mfw my (You)s get stolen by mg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eodp-rZVe1w
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>>23792815
It's k
I will be your big armed man to help restrain
Practicing for inevitable takeover of the Ruskies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nphtbQ0Niw
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>>23792936
Oops be sure to smash dat delet button after you listen. I can't leave a trail behind
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>>23792242
Isn't there mobile app?
I don't think everyone is serious in the chat threads, I see it more in the other threads.
I guess, but not really top quality, I try to be as original as possible, inb4 unique and special.
I await your roast then kek.
Yeah I guess, I know what you mean. Better to let it out in small bursts than let it build up, idk I mean.
>no brain
Same here. I think I got it, I thought it was Bob, but that's short for Robert. My guess will be through song.
https://youtu.be/o1ASIT5DqN0
Same here, I can eat anything, doesn't mean I like it all.
Wtf, he works/worked at Wal-mart, how the times are cruel...
I really hope it was his voice kek.
Ikr, first rule television and movies. Now a whole country, pretty sure that's something not many can say, I think Reagan was an exception.
That's true, not if your Trump's kid though :/
Who are your waifus? I only remember her cuz cray grils get to me. Also Seras Victoria, goddamn would I let her do things to me.
They should've trained on ethnicity threads like moi, I still can't tell the difference...
No manches wey xD
>>23792569
>WOOOOOO
Was I the only autist who sang, well ok then...
>
YOUR SO CLOSE NIQA UGH SHEESH, IT'S RIGHT IN BETWEEN TWO CHEEKS!
Dude, there's been couple of days when I went to work and everyone in the fucking van smoked, I could not breath without choking.
A bit, not really, if he was he should've ditched me as soon as he had the chance :'(
Entire? Not even a cousin or someone?
Wat goooooo?
Less flavor or what? I am noob to these things, I have to try it myself then to know.
I try 4 u bby.
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My first exam went swimmingly, I'm already looking into getting apprenticeships and buying 200 tissue boxes and a body pillow...
>>23792270
Kawaii?
>>23792569
>Google is a terrible machine.
Google was there for me when my teacher wasn't!! :(

>Hat
Yes, indeed, quite. I'm a genius please postulate me more.
>>23791618
>pls no bully.
Okay, no bully?
No bully, okay.

YOU'RE A PEN!

I couldn't help it, I need guidance.

>>23790953
>loved them?
Is true, I want horse love...wait no.
>Police
I was actually having this discussion a few years ago, someone just brought up the morality of the person and that jazz.
>College
We have a mix here but from what I'm hearing about your university campus...HAHA.
>Fight
"we have nothing to lose but our chains"--Uni students 2016 (or 2015)
>Course
Was it free doh?
>Git better git harder git good
But I lost my fiddlers back in nam.
>Sitcom
That'd be a terrible show, it'd just be me in my underwear and him in my underwear and we'd just be cuddling and crying all the time.
Maybe mix a bit of cola and mentos in there too. >>23789254
>Alone again, naturally...
You'll always have a bit of me inside, shhhh. It's k.
>Moaning
Gut amoaning sar

Life
I feel violated

Bread

B-but bbby noooo

>Tyler
I...I had just found him.
>Better
I just don't know anymore, you went out one night and came back in a wheelchair and you're suddenly friends with the black mailman and the whole basketball team.
>>23788192
Who lives on Drury Lane?
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Cucking finally, I hate Lundi :'(
>>23792999
Checked
Just a bit? Well ok then...
>I feel violated
Why do you say that? I haven't done anything yet :)

Body of Christ.

Hmph, I dunt wanna hear it.

I would've liked it was Taylor instead ay lmao.

Oh, that was a good night. Uhm I mean... they helped me out throwing balls in a basket ;)
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>>23793506
Who's Lundi.

>>23792999
>Checked

>Sharpie
You mean I'm pain in the a$$ ;-;

She's married to the muffin man.

>>23792569
That is the second time I recognize you in another thread without a pic, I notice you senpaii OuO

Also das l00d.

>>23792242
But Monday didn't come to us ;-;

All sorts of shite, usual sadness and pressures of school
And the hot weather is not of any help.

>>23792091
Mediocre life
The struggle I am giving up on, for even this requires too much effort
That and what I wrote above, even thought today's depression has helped solve one of the problems I had for quite some time.

>>23791977
Wat where Must see nao

I read what I want bish

Today my mother insisted on knowing what's wrong, questioned me for an hour or so, she's concerned but I hate talking irl
To point I started crying tbqh.
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>Who's Lundi
Maandag.
Every thread he starts duh.

Stop though, it's personal shit, you'll just bully me now.

Well you do make it obvious something is wrong. She is trying to help, maybe you should at least tell her something.
What happened.
>>
Who dis

How would you know, I do not even see them for them to know
I said some things, but it is real hard which is why I start to feel trapped and then cry for it to stop
I told you I can only complain online.
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>>23791977
Eh don't make it seem like its going to be some wild ass ride or anything its just weed, and if its your first time smoking then you'll most likely not feel anything. Just say, "sure I'll hit it once" next time your offered
And its not as bad as getting pissed drunk, even tho being drunk is pretty fun its more of a alternative for me I guess.
>I mean if there was someone with me I guess
Bruv you said it not mewh
>U.S timeszones
Its like the same time for like 10 states then it changes, its pretty fucking weird when you think of it. And yeah usually when I have free time to chat on here everyone else is dead asleep, m-maybe its cause I'm here

I sure do miss m00ts random ass appearances when he still owned it. That shit would always cause a rile. And he counting all that japanese dong he got for selling 4chan guess I don't blame him
>Niqa do you even ssj4?
Nah man I ascended passed that fugly ass primate shit and went full ssjg mofucka
Yeah same here mighty m00t got rid of it around the time when i started using /soc/. White House? I'm going to petition the whole dame world.
Shit man could you tell me what the clition administration was like anon?
Muh I just remember seeing some shitposters complained about all this "tumblr" shit

Maybe you two just need some time apart to better yourselves or something who knows. I still don't not hate you
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>>23793792
Lunes?
Who is who?

Are you wanting to know me or them, idk, the same way you can't explain some of one's feelings, someone who cares about you can tell when something is wrong.
You think crying will get you out of everything then.
Go ahead then, I'm free right now.
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>>23793831
Idek what lunes is

I already know them, maybe
You always do dis to me, I cry because it's hard, you don't understand
I freeze and my throat starts hurting and then tears come to ease up whatever is happening in my head and chest
I've had this problem since ever, every time I'm forced to express

No that's enough.
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>>23792999
>wait no
To late I already know what to get you for your bday. Hope you like the ones that shot out jizzums
Idk what how they train our officers but seems like there's a priority on who gets capped and who doesn't. I just say they should stop hiring itchy trigger finger vets tbqh
>I'm hearing about your university campus...HAHA.
I'm not in any uni rn now but all that PC and #blacklivesmatter crap doesn't make me want to go. Never been stabbed before but i bet I can if I go.
>Was it free doh?
Better than fucking free my friend I still got paid by the hour and got a nice bonus, cause muh "honest work". Literally was painting my entire shift by myself just chilling out cool maxing by the pool(auto garage)
>But I lost my fiddlers back in nam
If you lost it it nam its probably resting next to my grandpas corpse, I'll ask him when i'm ded
> me in my underwear and him in my underwear
Fuck that mad my ass laugh, would be perfect for cenimax got some old school sitcom comedy and some early 2015 gay man love. I'd buy the whole series on bluray rn
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>>23791618
I'm trying to get my black ass back into it after being on hiatus for like 5 years. Also a good way to get back in shape
And here ya go famdingo only got like 5 pics of the skate park since I wasn't trying to sp00k anyone thinking I'm trying to take some candid shots or something

sorry about the dumb tilt, would have lost points if this was a photo class
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>>23793826
I don't, I go in expecting everything and nothing at the same time.
The only place I can think of being offered is at work now, but it would have to be sneaky obviously lel.
Pretty fun for you, I almost got with a girl doing that. Never again.
I would go myself but why waste 15 bucks when you can see it online for free if that's the case.
It is, I wake up 4 a.m and no one is alive, then at 8 p.m (EST), everyone pops out, and by that time I am usually out or just doing something else waiting to go to sleep.
M00t is a Jew that's why.
>(User was banned for this post)
Ssj4 isn't primate, and it isn't canon anymore kek. They seem to need to add levels just to extend the show.
The whole world for just an American website based from a Jap one, ok...
No sexual relations involved.
>I just remember seeing some shitposters complained about all this "tumblr" shit
:]

Why? What happened between us? Hmm... I take that as a good thing then :/ kek
>>23793849
Ugh, Al'iilthnin, if google is right.

Maybe what?
What did I do? The fuck, you think you are the only one with problems. Sheesh.
You got to learn how to fucking relax, for real, I don't understand you at all at times.
Stop thinking then.

Fine, I am irritated tbqh and I don't want to lash out at anyone, especially at you.
How was your day, apart from what already happened, or was that another factor?
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>>23793873
>>23793873
I want to sk8 teach me senpai
Why did you quit
>shape
I'm trying too

>>23793891
Correct

Maybe I want to know shite jeez
I don't claim anything
I meant this particular handicap
Why you yelling at me

Why are you irritated
I skipped school today, didn't feel like seeing anyone, however did not accomplish much cause distracted and stressed
What about you.
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>>23792996
Well I sang yelled with you bb.
>maybe record a screaming cover of a Megan Trainor song this week 4u
Your mouth! Kek still dirty
That is both inconsiderate and fucking disgusting damn dude.
But then he would never be able to witness the rise of the next planet closest to the sun.
Entire entire.
Jew goo.
Not necessarily less flavor, just less harsh, and the filters have a break line so you can git dat hard buss.
So gud.
>>23792999
YOUR TEACHER AND GOOGLE FAILED TO WITNESS THIS GET.

I would love to affirm you in any way that makes you concrete in your existence, both meta and physical, but you have exhausted my lingual ability until round two.
>>23793706
I'm confused as to how, really. It's impressive.

Want more?
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>>23793954
It's here, probably realized something.

Shite from me? Now we confucius here.
You do claim nothing though.
That's not a handicap, just open your mouth and say whatever you fucking want.
Cuz you are acting like my ex.

I already said al'iilthnin, it seems lately I had to put up with bullshit from work. It's not the actual work, I'm fine doing that, although it is tiring. It's the actual people and having to deal with shit.
That's just me complaining though so don't take heed.
Where did you go. Or did you stay home? I would ask about what, but seeing how you are rn and you don't answer anyways, what's the point.
The usual thing, I did almost break my hand, the only eventful thing that happened :/
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>>23793979
I am impressive bob
Not really but a little smart maybe

More sexy pubepaper ?
YEAsss
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>>23793979
Sang yell d'aww.
Lol. Which song? I can't wait now kek.
>Your mouth
Well yeah might as well include that ;)
Probably, I wouldn't have mind being choked if it just wasn't smoke tho.
Pluto? Isn't that a bit small though?
Really, that's rather suprising.
Jew goo is best goo :D
Wait but you said more nicotine? Wouldn't it be more harsh or is there something I don't understand, ples explain my small beaner brian cannot process well :(
U gud tho
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>>23791067
is it difficult for other people to tell when you're in a bad mood? lel, you were right about distracting yourself. I decided to watch a movie and by then end of it my headache was gone. I should do that more often

>>23791075
yooo who was it? some of them can be real dicks

>>23791099
the charges depend on the state of the vulture when he is done with his lil flight. I'll just need all your info first before we can get started
oh man, I know those feels. that uncertain feeling makes me feel like I'm wasting my life away and I feel like a piece of shit for even existing/not having a clear plan. you'll figure it out
son why did you even bring up those good-ass pretzels ooohhh fug I wanna drive to the mall now and buy one. lel I basically like all other salty things except for potato chips..they're kind of weird. if you add some grease in there, I love it even more (i.e. fries, burgers, hash browns, mmmm)
got my schedule for this week. got almost 30 hours but I definitely need moar. will have 2 be good delivery boi and prove my worth. I think the managers are skeptical because I am dumb grill

>>23791618
wat kind of errands we talking here
time: august 15th 2016 (or my death)
place: tbd

>>23791957
lel I had a bracelet with my name as well. ooohh you lost the ring, goddamn u fool
u can only join my funeral if you find a good photographer. idk about the music yet..maybe something really inappropriate, like reggaeton
I'm telling ur mom on u

>>23792091
my back is bent all weird because of scoliosis and it hurts a lot some days. bretty fuggin lame, but it's nothing horrible. just super annoying, and I lose feeling in my left arm a lot kek

>>23792270
hang in there m8

>>23792569
think I got some coca leaves sitting around here somewhere...
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>>23793891
Just go in expecting the worst that usually helps with everything I do. Its good to be surprisingly surprised
>being offered is at work
Lel thats probably the worst place to try for your first time, idk if your a talkative person sober but you'll probably blow your cover. I usually don't get high at the job
Idk what happened but if your not going to do it again than it sounds like you got some demons in ya lol
>15 bucks
15 bucks to much plus the cost of food so no thank you, my computer is my theatre homes
Seems like everyone us up and typing like a 5am over here, then it all dies like at around noon and is revived at 9pm ish. Its not fair god dammit

Appeal that shit man m00t jew out and now we have to suffer the consequences
>it isn't canon anymore
Fucking bandai man they're always reckoning some shit from their millions of shows. Their the god damn reason U.C. gundam died hard and its just side stories
>American website based from a Jap one
More like a website thats based on some Apple product to make it look like I'm using a touchscreen absolutelydisgusting.jpg

Idk you guys just got some good back and fourth, next time y'all meet up just go down on him for like 10 more mins maybe try a cleveland steamer too
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>>23793992
Who did am Confucius too

I'm being retartet nvm
I can't, and I don't want to, I said it happens when I'm forced to express
Maybe I am you ex catfishing you on teh interwebz

Did someone do something in particular
Where would I go, I barely go to school
If you referring to lately, the project , studying and exams are fucking me over

Damn so close way happened.
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>>23794016
Every (hispanic?) kid in the 90's had one think, I probably have it somewhere or my mom does.
It wasn't my fault, the waves were too powerful and the ring didn't fit snugly also :/
Wait, I thought I was the fotoman :(, should I call Uncle Terry?
I was thinking that, or something epic movie sound kek. Chino y Nacho?
No don't! I'll do anything you want just don't say a peep :'0
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Monday is a bastard

Ducking tired, reply in morning


Night fags, trees, and bishes.
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>>23794038
I feel you
nite nite sleep well pls
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Well shit, I can't find a bag of weed lol.
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>>23793997
I'll settle to agree to both.

I meant ludes but okay whayevr )':
Tonight more pube paper tho.
>>23794015
The only way to hit those highs.
Probably Bass or No, for full effect.
>yes
The thread cannot contain the level of these implications.
Other side of the major 9 bra.
All of my grandparents smoked heavily and quit so it was passed onto everyone else to never start.
It's full of minerals. Mostly gold.
It's a process I don't even understand (': something to do with the plant itself and how they cure it.
Nnou.
>>23794016
Oh of course, it's part of the package being SA right? Seriously some coca sounds right right about now, and every day in the last year.
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>>23794033
fuggin lel, daddy yankee should make a guest appearance at the funeral too. or we could get that guy that screams out "LUNY TUNES" at the beginning of each shitty reggaeton song.
hit up uncle terry as the backup fotoguy
did you work today? maybe if you keep busy I won't tell tu madre
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>>23794065
lel, yes. every time I would go to peru when I was younger, my mom would always hide an assload of coca leaves in my kiddie luggage because you can't bring that shit back to the US. hows yo monday going?
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>>23793954
Yo man I don't even know if I can teach anyone anything I learned how to skate like a decade and a half ago. Its just all about balance mah man.
>Why did you quit
Idk why I actually quit but i know it had to do with my back at one point and i guess I just wanted to take a break from it
And keep trying anon I'm going to try and build some damn muscle and get out of this skinny junkie state i've been in for a couple years

>>23794016
Well I'm usually frowning 24/7 unless I notice I am but everyone just thinks I'm pissed off about something. I've heard the phrase, "why do you always look so mad all the time?" all my life and I think i should be getting paid for hearing it lol. But usually I give someone a sigh or a shitty ass tone when they ask me a question. Like, "didn't I already fix that? god". And shit son I'm glad some of my advice helped out for once. I use to get headaches ever monday as a kid(idk why) but I guess i'm a vet with that ish. Or I had or still have a brain tumor

Surprisingly he was pretty damn chill was killing it off on the side of the skatepark where no one was. Guys name was neen williams had some dirty looking dreds and big glasses. Kinda seemed like he just wanted to talk to someone too. I didn't know who he was till he left, kinda glad tho i didn't want to geek out on him. Think I might have gotten a pic of him but i got to crop the shit out of it.
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>>23794045
>>23794071
>>23794080
fug, my ID is Mr. JOO
hand over ur shekels
nao
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>>23794084
yooo that's actually bretty sweet. do you see lots of well known peeps since you live on the outskirts of LA?
kek, I'm the same as you. no one can ever tell what mood I'm in because I'm always in bitch-mode face. probably better that way. I don't really lose my temper at all anyways so it's even more difficult to tell. like you, my tone definitely gives it away though, kek
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>>23794089
50£ pay me back whenever
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>>23794024
That's true, will keep in mind.

I know kek, but it's one of the few outing I have access to, if that makes sense. And your right, don't care if I lose my job, I mostlt care what I will do or say kek, want to avoid trouble for now.
>some demons
More like inccubus I've been told, but yes, alcohol brings out a new entity I. Supressed emotions and thoughts which turn into wild actions.
Sneak your own food duh. But yeah it's ridiculous, might as well buy a computer if I save the money instead :/
I would've been on throughout the day had I not been actually busy, but yeah, iktf, sometimes you just want to distract yourself and no one is here.

It isn't even jewt, it's the dumbass mods.
>tfw banned for no reason
Still am here aye ;)
Watch me get banned for tempting them.
They're just milking it. Is gundum good btw?
Modernize 4chin 2015.

Really? I feel I do this with everyone though?
Someone reads the threads though, interesting.
>>23794027
What you were so anxiously waiting for. Nvm though.

You don't know how to*
You wish, and you are btw :'(

Today not really, just last week, guess I got reminded of it.
The mall or cave or sumting idk, anywhere is good. Don't you have like 10 taco places near you?
Remember, just a few more weeks ;*

Pipe squahed my hand with anothe pipe, kinda wish it did break though.

Nite been,
>when toots leaves
:'(
>>23794065
Yea mang kek, I wanted to go high but my lungs isn't at 100% yet :(
I was thinking of Bass
>yes
You know it ;*, love that band btw.
Why can't it?
The what now lol.
I think my grandpops and pops and maybe my uncle were the ones who smoke, mostly in my family everyone drinks.
Whatvabout diamonds?
>doesn't 1 gram of diamonds weigh like 15 grams?
Oh, it must he better than, I heard playing classical music to plants helps them grow better.
Non tu.
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>>23794106
am I supposed to wipe my ass with that
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>>23794071
Is Daddy Yankee still alive even, I haven't heard of that niqa in years.
>Don Omar
Isn't that Daddy Yankee who yells that? Kek I used to be like, yes my favorite show, then suddenly "AY MAMI QUIERO VER COMO MUEVES ESE CULO!"
>mfw poor innocent ears and deception
Idk if he is called Terry, but you probably wouldn't want him there...
Yes obviously, what else would I be doing? Ok I go work again see ya...
What about you though?
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>>23794101
>>23794089
I'm just glad I didn't get a bro-ner or something. And I really haven't seen any pros around here and that park is pretty new and dirty as fuck so its pretty amazing there were any gods over there. He might just live close by tho
I kinda see it as a blessing in disguise for some things, lot of folks don't want to chat with some angry looking black guy. But then again you can miss out on a lot. And I feel you on that I don't really have a temper but i guess everyone thinks i do. My brother on the other hand has some issues dude broke so many controllers in his life time. heard he use to growl at his teachers when he was a kid too, scary

And lel guess your Dr.mojO0 now
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>>23794110
Don't make it too big of a deal you live in NY it should be pretty easy to buy some shit if your ok with taking to trashy ppl. It'll be hard to hid that shit if your eyes are as red as the devil's dick.
It brings out the worst in most of us, but usually depends on your poison. I usually get pretty talkative and start singing and what not don't act to much like a asshole since I'm one sober. Just don't hit the black label to hard
Bro your talking to king of sneaking food in, my mom use to do that shit when I was a kid so old habits die hard 2. I'll save alot of movie bucks but i built mine and rigs are like tuner cars those shits will break or burn down like a impreza
I feel you man, at least its a little active today even tho its a mundane monday I'll be here for a while I guess since my plans seem to be canceled
>It isn't even jewt, it's the dumbass mods
Don't get me started about these mods man idk what their deal is but they hardly even try to clean shit up. I don't even think they outsourced those jobs either, I hope they don't monitor this thread so i can finally dump all my lewds lol
But anon they've been milking it since 1979. And it depends what series you watch and what kind of anime you like. I just like the original(universal century) the rest like seed and new stuff I haven't touched yet

Aren't you suppose to read thru the thread? How else do you get to get on the know with all this juicy ass drama satire
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>>23794110
Just inject air directly into your bloodstream duh.
Most likely.
>yes
What about No?
There is a legal capacity.
The you know you know.
Is the drink in your blod as well?
Nah diamonds are the hardest metal known to man so it doesn't count.
>this is math
Ye plants are also shown to have pain responses now.
Y tu.
>>23794089
Just try and extract this gold, litte jente.
>>23794080
This...this happened didn't it?
As well as a Monday can go, found some neat mineral samples in an old box. How about yours?
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just got tax check monies back Christ im poor
whats up people
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>>23792996
bout to check if there is, game over if so
I feel you, I think it's funny when people think they are bean clever when insulting in other threads and then some fegs come outta no where to back em up with the "oh burn" or sum dumb shite. Further fueling and lowering the bar for good quality insults :c
I like the insults I've seen you drop before kek
Will come with the heat when I got it ;D
ye, that seems to be the best. Even better if you can let it out in a productive way. Archery has really helped soothe me with those problems lately, honestly never thought I would like it so much lel
Nice song
but that wasn't it either kek
I'm going to shorten the last name of someone who had it as a first name too. "FRANK"
I usually can too but some textures of food can be off putting for me, but I usually choke it down on the sly c;
I know ;-; I saw my old middle school football coach there after he lost his job at the school. Felt kinda bad for him
same kek
Honestly never expected him to make it this far on the reals, next up is Kanye for 2020 tho ayyy where my Yeezys?
I have basic britch waifu list but Riza Hawkeye, Fey from cowboy bebop, Yoko from Gurren Lagan, also Chel from Dreamworks Eldorado whew lawd those gams were strung
just saw this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHav2bhd-4M
who thinks of this stuff kek

>>23793706
Noo ;-;
Is journey thru hellhole finally done tho?
That's no good :c if you want to talk about any of it, please, by all means do so. Feel like I haven't really spoken to you in a while.
I bet, humidity has been death over here
Does it stay above 35C the whole summer there?
>>23794038
gnite nite
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>>23794016
Oshite, is there any insurance plan I can put on my hammer? I can pay for bird fees if anything happens but a pink hammer is way out of my price range
Yep yep, sounds like the feels. I feel like it will work itself out too, it only really becomes disheartening when looking really far ahead. Sometimes you just gotta focus on what's in front of you and bean in the now.
Same here, I've never dipped a pretzel in any kind of sauce. Am I missing out?
I also want a pretzel machine now along with Icee machine and dehydrater for jeef berky kek
o sun hash browns are amazing, I really like them with ketchup and Tabasco. Now I'm str8 fiending for some saltiness
I'm sure they will give you more hours once they see how much ur kill'n it.
Psh managers just haven't seen the benis yet

>>23794583
>>23792996
fuq forgot Chel :/
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guess I'm out for the night :c
hope everyone has a nice one
nite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxnqSTzq6-w
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>>23794277
u sure it's gold m8?
could b pyrite. allow me to inspect it
I missed out on a lamb of god concert (they were touring with two other really good bands) tonight because I can't be wasting money on shows right now. I'm kind of bummed out, since I haven't been to a legit concert in over two years, but it's ok. I'm sure there will be many more opportunities to see some cool acts when I'm all settled in my new city
where did you find the box? more samples pls

>>23794128
>Kek I used to be like, yes my favorite show, then suddenly "AY MAMI QUIERO VER COMO MUEVES ESE CULO!"
fuggin lel omg you're right. my young ears were not ready for that at all. I was off today so I got 2 be a lazy shit and hang out with my dog + take him for nice long walks nd shi. I'll have to work all weekend though, which I'm not too thrilled about but hopefully I get dem fat tipz

>>23794171
lel your bro sounds like he has some serious anger to deal with kek. is he older or younger than you? also I can't even tell how old you are lel, you black folk literally look the same age until you hit 55 or so. how long have you been skating for? a lot of my friends were into that in high school and I saw them rage so hard if they were having a shitty day kek. I always wanted to laugh at them but that would have made things so much worse. saw one guy get so mad that he threw his board across a field, and it ended up shattering some dude's windshield. fookin sk8ter rage

>>23794591
>bird fees
kek, reminds me of "bird law"
r u charlie kelly m9
mijo, you MUST dip one of 'em pretzels in HONEY MUSTARD. it really changes the whole game up. I just discovered it two years ago at some random ass Auntie Anne's lel. was bretty hungover but that did the trick. for some reason I can never find Tabasco at our ghetto-ass grocery stores, but I can always find the Goya hot sauce. Goya is the sikrit 2 happi cooking and lyfe
if I show benis 2 managers, they mite get celoso. where did u go 2nite?
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>>23795179
Is that part of your geo gear in dat pic?
kek I love Charlie, I wish I could grow my Charlie beard out but job forbids it :c
I'm sold, next time I'm at mall will buy two pretzels and eat one for you. Never heard of Goya sauce, was going to the store soon so I shall pick up. Me encanta el picante <3
What are some dishes you make with it?
Prolly lel I don't blame them tho ayy. I went nowhere except to the cornerstore. Work was too slow so I just stayed home and went into max lazy mode besides cleaning the bathroom.
I like dat sweater too
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>>23795230
yooo can you grow a full on beard? kinda wanna see a charlie beard on you. would probably luk bretty gud
lel yes it is part of the geo-package
in field camp, we all had to wear our magnifying glasses around our necks for quicker rock identification (as seen in pic lel). lots of people also wore their notebooks at their sides, hooked on to their belts (also seen in pic). I wasn't cool enough to do that and just attached it to my backpack, jej. you can also see how short I really am here
oh shit son goya makes good-ass hot sauce. it's nice and spicy but not too overbearingly hot (there's a very big difference between "spicy" and "hot" for me and I can't really describe it). I am also a bit of a bitch when it comes to hot foods, even though I am south american lel. I ask for everything "mild" at restaurants.
you can put the Goya in anything. it just makes it better tasting, imo. I fuggin love lentils and chick-peas (two beans I ate a lot of when I was growing up), and they taste super delicious when you sprinkle a lil hawt sawce on dat shit
also Arroz Chaufa (look dat shit up) goes great with hot sauce. mmmmm, I want to do some tipsy cooking now
blegh, do you leave early when work is slow? I'm afraid work is going to be slow this week because all the college shits went back home for summer a few days ago
jej, I liek sweater too. my mom bought it for my birthday. I have a soft spot for nice geometric patterns (and anything symmetrical)
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>>23795179
Close! This is muh pyrite (':
Oh fug...LoG is a bitch to catch too...I'm sorry for your loss. At least you're being conscientious with your means, though, good on ya.
That's good! Tried any pizza yet?
It was everything that I collected as a kid, a lot of stuff from the gem&mineral show.
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>>23795308
jej, qt sampleee. I had a super dank sample of muscovite but I gave it to a close geo friend of mine as her graduation present.
thank you 4 ur condolences, at least I saw 'em in 2009 but I was a young'in back then and couldn't appreciate them fully
jej nooo I won't be moving there until august but I will be taking my pizza endeavors VERY seriously once I'm there. only 3 more monthssss
what's on your plate for this summer, mi dear lad?
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>>23795282
Ty and kek I can, will post pic this weekend. It usually grows bretty fast if I don't shave everyday, kinda sucks sometimes tbqh lel
Is dah hamma apart of your geo-package too?
Looks so bretty there, the sky makes me feel all nice n shite
I thought those notebooks were oversized fanny packs or something kek
nice legs btw, no homo
Sounds yuumm, do you like Sriracha? I like to put a little bit in all my soups now
definitely get what you're saying about the difference between spicy and hot
I just upgraded to the hot levels with stuff, but for the most part I bitch out to mild still jej
I love beans, never heard of either of those but beans with some hotsauce sounds delicious af
>Arroz Chaufa
holy fuq all this food is making me have hunger pangs ;-;
looks amazing tho, do want
I don't have to go in unless called so I just stay at home til job needs me. I have set hours of when they can call but usually it's easy to tell by about half way thru the day if they're going to need me or not.
Driving around during the day is going to suck way more now that it's summer with everyone out of school :c hope it stays busy so you can get the monies
Same here, wearing long sleeve anything is my fav and your mom has good taste
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>forams still trying to score

serial killer tier senpai
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>>23795351
si por favor. I couldn't even tell that you could grow a beard from your pics lel, you're really on top of dat shi
de hammah was parting gift from my college 2 all seniorz. it has my name engraved on it but that shit wore off really quick in montana kek
lel, my legs looked really funny after field camp because I had a VERY strong farmers tan from those nerdy running shorts kek. also the back of my neck looked dirty because of how much sun it got
I think I had siracha a few times and it was always on some kind of spicy sushi that I would order (fuggin love sushi btw, but I'm highly allergic to all shellfish lel. lyfe2hard). I liek 2 put hot stuff on raw fish a lot
ahh you live dat "on call" lyfestyle. that shit makes it hard to try and make plans with friends, but then again I don't really have friends anymore so it shouldn't bother me, but it still does lel
jejjj, I love long sleeve shirts on guys..they look so comfy and cute
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>>23795413
dat baby face curse
That's bretty cool they gave all the seniors something
Oh man I had the strongest farmers tan when I was in tennis and from mowing every week in the summer. Was crazy bronze
here is feg pic of me in Mejico a few years back when I was a little bronze, this guy came up with a camera and another dude came up with Godzilla. They made me keep taking pics til I smiled the "right way" da fuq is the right way to smile?
Yo Sushi is my shite too and same again<3
that straight blows about shellfish allergies
this is true, I really only have my roommates as friends now. Everyone else is bretty much gone or about to leaf
Aye I'd make plans withcha
I like whenever the sleeves are a little long, I have a habit of holding the slack in my palms as a sort of comfort thing. I do it on the low kek
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>>23795499
I found out about the allergies the hard way. ate lobster for the first time when I was 15 and then my throat started closing. the worst part is that I got to taste what shellfish is like, and I now know how good it is and how much I'm missing out, lel.
I've been reading in and out of you and mexidorian's conversations, but I don't remember if you have three or four other housemates at this point kek. are they chill peeps? ayye I would gladly accept. I know you wouldn't make me look through cheesy wedding pictures all night. jej pllllssssss that's the qtest habit
>dat pic
were u arroz chaufa in mejico tho
halp
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>>23795545
Nightmare tier stuff right there, did you have to go to the ER?
I love shellfish, especially shrimp and crayfish (crawfish)
fuqqin jej, sorry I uploaded wrong pic
godzilla asked to remain anonymous, I think he's in deep shite tbqh
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>>23795592
last post in before bump limit
dubs ples
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>>23795592
nahhh I didn't go. the reaction was really slow but kind of steady. I ate half a back of benadryl and that held it back. felt like I had a lump in my throat for the next two days though lel. if there's shellfish in my food I can just eat around it. as long as I don't ingest it I'm in da clear (still sux. just wanna eat some lobster tails err now and then).
lel, you fuggin southerner with your crayfish crustacean obsession
>>23795592
godzilla
jejjjjjjj he's so cuteeee. all reptiles are uber qt in my eyes. lel. wtf kind of smile where they looking for? like how many smiles can a guy make while he's holding a fuggin reptile in his hands
brb doxxing the animal

>>23795599
nice dub dubz
u may rest in peace now
am getting tired now. pls 4gib if I fail to respond. my bed is calling me
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Are you still alive, thread?
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>>23794591
Chel is off limits
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>>23795179
He's respectfully my older brother and yeah he has some pretty spurgy tendencies that kind of embarrass me but also make me laugh so it's pretty 50/50.
And I'm at the right old age of 21 sorry to disappoint y'all, but I pray I stay young till I'm 55. My grandpa looked exactly like morgan freeman so I'll be good ;)
And if I had to put a age on when I started sk8tin I'd say probably around 8 years because all my neighborat friends all picked it up. And yeah one of my friends was pretty damn hot headed after not landing trick. But alot of sk8ers are hot tempered dudes its like boxing.
Lel that dude sounds like he reach super Saiyan levels throwing that, did he get caught? I've seen countless #s of dudes sperg out but never any like that. One of my friends snapped his board out of anger before his faggot ass snap one of mine too √=^{
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Too many (You)'s to reply to and no new thread. Is this the end?
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>>23796311
Ye

>>23793979
>round two.
Until then, my broister.
>>23793862
>Jizzums
P-please sar, I-I don't want anymore.
>They tell the police that the blacks are Pinatas filled with doughnuts and coffee.
Well...something doesn't seem right here.
>Itchy fingers
I'm fairly sure the training/procedure to become a cop over there is incredibly simple.
>Blk lyfe 4 eva
Just roll around in black paint and scream "muh slavery, muh blacks only slavery"
>R.I.P. The system
You lucky bastard.
>Die
Plz, I'm like || <- this close to going into college and slapping a mofo with a cabbage.
>I'd give you all my schmeckle for that smurf cd
It's gonna cost you 25 schmeckles and we'll include a bonus rap video.
>>23793706
>Checked
Ty dar
>You mean I'm pain in the a$$ ;-;
I didn't say stop. >:/

Who is this demon?
>>23793506
Well you insisted on eating mexican after didn't you.
>Done anything
Pft, I know!

Wein

So, we'll be using the full face mask and ear muffs tonight, then?

Ur a batty boi

>Balls in my basket
OoooOOOh you naughty boy.
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>>23796074
Who da fug said dat
>>23796385
New bread btw
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Alone finally
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Ikr >>23797213
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>>23797213
I dun think so c;
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>>23797240
Can you stop reading my personal diary? I come to write my frustrations off but you always have to stick your jew nose in my ass.
Just 2 more hours of this b.s. probably my last post for a bit.
Hope you feel better bby ;*
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>>23797287
How long is a bit
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>>23797297
Depends, is it a screw tip or hex nut?
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30
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>>23797542
30 what.
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