/Shg/ thread (ABOVE shoulder length only, aka not touching the

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Hey. Will buy a matte nail polish soon. Don't know what color though
(I know no one gives a fuck, I'm just trying to make conversation)

>>23674506
Can you timestamp so we know you're not Maxim?

>>23674506
Ombre hair and black painted nails are two means of activating my horniness puzzle. You're almost a member of the Thieves Guild, footpad.

I find matte anything appealing. A matte black sports car would be my dream, where they not environmentally irresponsible.

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>>23674510
The real Maxim doesn't post anymore, I think. It's just some faggot who's pretending to be him

>>23674555
>received
>Snapchat received...
>possible fake detected
>yet that timestamp would be difficult to falsify

>>23674555
he still does but the second statement is correct.

>>23674563
Not my fault m8. Phone is retarded

>>23674596
It is your fault. You didn't take care of yourself during your pregnancy or take advantage of the special needs programs in your local school district.

>>23674555
Maximception

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Went short for the first time ever. Still getting used to it but I like it!

>>23674506
Hello. I like your shirt. I heard your body is one of the best looking—is that true?

Asking for a friend.

>>23674649
Timestamp please.

>>23674649
You're so cute! I love your cut (:

>>23674555
Nah he still posts erryday, he's been on a spamming tangent of that "gamer gf" ginger dude.

bump for Qtest and Shima

>>23674649
Wow! It definitely works for you!

>>23674649
Please post more. I am very interested.

>>23674800
That is a good place for communal gatherings of hungry hummingbirds.

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Establishing ID
>grandpa is moving in with us tomorrow
But I'm in love with this filter

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>>23674917
Holy shit you're beautiful.

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At home working a little but drinking as well. Just bored. What ya up to?

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Hi

>>23674506
is your nose shooped or what

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bumpers~

>>23675208
Big eyes yum

>>23674800
That looks like a green screen but you are devilishly attractive

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>>23675452
Why thank you! Wish I had my dads eye color though

>>23675493
Eye color, you never know where it comes from. My parents both have brown and somehow I came out with green. Your eyes are mesmerizing regardless.

>>23675503
I got my moms eyes I can tell. Thank you! Makes me feel better about them.

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>>23675445
>beautiful things behind you

mirin' the hair, amiga.

>>23674649
Something you should keep

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>>23675014
Thank you hon

>>23677243
You cannot escape ranch dressing.

>>23677509
It's absolutely everywhere

>>23677509
It is very sad how amerifats eat that shit full of sugar and crap. In Yurop we make out own sauces, cooking with love and good ingredients. A bit of onion, garlic, some tomato, salt, pepper, maybe a chily and a touch of sugar, herbs, etc
>mfw burgers are gonna burg

>>23677533
OH! And olive oil, ofc.

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>>23675628
Thank you~ ^-^
I'm artsy fartsy

>>23677533
topkek

enjoy your disappearing middle class and pseudo socialism euroniggers

>>23677762
lol
>imblying murrica is even a white country

>>23674506
you need to stick around more and take more pictures

>>23677752
vacaroo something in egypt for us?

>>23677243
is that a whole foods place?

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Hey everyone, how are y'all today?
also old pic is old

>>23678010
are you the chick who was scream about cis males and what not in the last thread?

>>23677826
>in egypt
Hmm

>>23677837
Fred Meyer

>>23678018
It was obviously someone posting her to be funny anon

>>23674506
can we see more of you ?

>>23677518
Baby, I'll pick you up like a crispy piece of fried chicken and cover you in dip.

>>23678299
>Meyer

I be Meyer-in your fine booty.

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>>23675445

You're beautiful in a way that can haunt one in their solitude.

The bitter cynic in me would fight ten masked men just for the opportunity to ask you out and fail miserably.

But the cosmos gives and takes. Someone with less to lose would and more to prove would pistol whip your nemesis to death on the steps of a church, ask you out, not fuck it up, and that's fine. Fortune favors and bold.

If what is on the inside resembles anything on the outside, I hope you find what it is you long for.

>>23678018
that was a troll :/

>>23675493
Why is your face so lovable? I want to pinch your cheeks!

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>>23677826
>>23678297

There you go :3

BUMPERS FOR TEH THREAD~

>>23680573
woops, forgot the link. I'm stoopid >w<

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ot9deQMKSg

>>23680573
Heeeey Sam, how's it going?

>>23680573
>>23680575
haha, not exactly what i had in mind but still a very lovely voice.

>>23674506
>cute and probs crazy
#waifu

too bad you live in the UK or somethin'

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>>23680634
GOOD ^-^ GOT A NEW LAPTOP
WOOP WOOP~

>>23680747
Thank you! x3

>>23680774
>GOT A NEW LAPTOP
lenovo?how is it?

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>>23680778
It's very good, heats up a bit (as expected) but great :3

It's a Lenovo Y50-70.

I wanted to get a proper gaming desktop but I need a laptop for work~

>>23680802
>heats up a bit (as expected)
well, a lot of power in a laptop case.
but lenovo is generally a good choice. fair price for a grear laptop.
>wanted to get a proper gaming desktop but I need a laptop for work
i feel you. currently saving money for a proper pc tho. sick and tired of playing on my laptop, he.

>>23680774
Are those your drawings?

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>>23680812
I know, lenovo is very good x3

at least you're getting a proper PC soon, I can't wait till I get one with amazing internet~

>>23680906
yes! ^-^

>pic related

you like them?

>>23680979
That's pretty cool.

>>23680979
>I can't wait till I get one with amazing internet~
yeaaaah, my internet here in bumfuck nowhere is meeeh. takes me like 4-6 hours to download really big games.

do you have some really dark sketches?

>>23680802
r u cis female?

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Bought a new lipstick today. How's it going?

>>23681209
that's a nice make-up, it fits your atmosphere. i like your curls and eyebrows.

>>23681209
It is very dark

>>23681486
I believe you misspelt dank, anon.

>>23681209
show youre pretty teeth

>>23680802
>my literal 10/10
marry me

>>23681780
Fuck off.

>>23681209
little dark but still cute.

>>23680802
so.. uh.. what do you do? and from?

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Moshi moshi it's ur fav andro here Shima desu

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>>23682112
Also here I am on the other side of the spectrum I am a shapeshifter :3c

>>23674659
Nope

>>23682112
>>23682177
I would marry you in a heartbeat, and encourage you to pursue increased androgyny.

>>23682186
OMG HI MAXIM! I see you're spamming that "stunning" girl picture now, is this seriously all you do with your life? Lmfao

>>23682199
Autism speaks

>>23682199
Don't feed him, he lives off attention. If you ignore him he will eventually go away since he is banned and so are any of his pictures.

>>23682233
This. Report all image.jpg maxim shoops that this freak spams.

Just report ANY pictures of Maxim, Maxim is permantly banned.

>>23682177
>>23682112

My penis is confused but happy. Anything of you inbetween?

>>23682254
Mods can tell which ones are from ban evading iphones, nice try ugly :)

>>23682271
Jealous that he's model tier better looking than your pickle faced sorry ass? Aww you even are upset enough to create new IDs and reply to yourself. Such butthurt.

>>23682271
And you're the one who always brings him up, see >>23674659

Obsessed much?

>>23674506
Do you like being called Mapple or Lavendeer more?

>>23682112
What does your shirt say?

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>>23682112

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>>23680979
SpiderxCat for sure. Plus this drawing gave me a raging erection.

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I love this shirt so much

>>23683871
Not as much as I have a ridiculous crush on you.

>>23683871
Holy shit.... Freaking cute. How old are you?

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>>23683879
Aww anon, you're making me blush

>>23683881
I turn 21 in a few weeks

>I love that military cosplay aesthetic

>>23683891
It's true, though. I've had a crush on you now for years.

>>23683891
You certainly don't look it. Have anything more revealing you'd like to share?

>>23683897

Oh? I've only been posting for about 9 months or so lmao

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>>23683904
Here's an oldie but a goodie still

>>23683908
I was thinking of it as 2015/2016... but yes, I've had a mad crush with you in the short girls thread, short hair thread, cosplay threads...

>>23683917
Awww thank you anon, I'm deeply flattered

>>23683914
Cute... Nice panties. Have anything with your short hair?

>>23683922
Yet disinterested.

>>23683945
thinly veiled contactfagging is still contactfagging

>>23683951
Yes, it is, and that is not.

>>23683917
>>23683945
This thread is about appreciating short haired girls. Knock off the schoolboy love shit.

>>23683961
Scroll up if you want to see her with short hair.

>>23683939
Up above are some more pics

>>23683945
Sorry, I have my sights set on someone currently. I apologize.

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>>23683939
Forgot this wasn't the old thread, here is me in a short wig a few weekends ago

Changed ID btw

>>23683989
Gawd you are a cutie pie!!!

>>23683989
can you post pictures of you without wigs? i like real hair

>>23684000
Thanks!

>>23684004
Sure! Here's my natural toothy grin

>>23684004
See here:

>>23683871
>>23683891

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>>23684009
Dropped pic

>>23680979
It's difficult to tell from far away, but they look cool. The picture you posted is pretty solid.

>>23684014
girl, adding a filter doesn't exactly help. i want real hair and i know you've posted before but knowing its up to date just makes it hotter. so post away, i love my chick with short hair. get it gurl

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Awkward hair growth stage

>>23684274

I've seen you around here a few times before, and I always thought you're one of the most uniquely attractive people I've seen. Keep doing you, babe. You're rockin it.

>>23684274
hecate, where have you been?

>>23684285
Awww thank you anon! <3

>>23684274
ruffly, cute

>>23684288
Eh I got dumped a while ago which sucked but I've been seeing this really sweet guy recently, I got into magic and that's consumed a lot of my free time since I go do tournaments in Ohio. I've started having more of a social life. Who would a thunk lol

>>23684311
theres 6k results for your steam if i am remembering it correctly. Now I feel bad. I kinda miss your non-stop talking in the old skype chat

>>23684274
my god woman, ever heard of vacuum? come one, its not that hard to be clean

>>23684347
Mine broke, and I'm poor, so I've been using a broom, which sucks

>>23683871
It reads "RATS SRAW". I like it too
>>23675493
<3<3<3

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>>23684207
I'm not always in a position to take selfies you know, I post what I can when I can. The one with the saber was taken like an hour ago as well.

>>23684381
sent btw im a grill ;)

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Oh herro.

>>23684398
10/10 would date

>>23684398
Herro, herro! Good look. Got any more?

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>>23684409
>>23684415

~<3

Anyone been playing Dark Souls 3?

>>23684422
Sorry no dark souls... Luvn your hair style/color though, and your body as well! Show more??

>>23684422
I suck at it.

>>23684367
understood, but seriously, you could be bald and i'd still be screaming for you pictures

>>23684422
NG+6 reporting

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>>23684499

Oh damn. I'm like not very far at all >.> I did just get my uchigatana to +9 though, so i guess i got that going for me.

>>23684502
I really like the game so I've been playing nothing but it for awhile. I'd be more then willing to help or offer advice. btw you are pretty damn cute.

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A COWORKER SURPRISED ME WITH A WHOLE BOX OF MAGIC CARDS MG

>>23684502
I've developed such a crush for skinny pale alt girls. Any chance you wanna show more skin? Bra n pantie pic maybe?

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>>23684512
Thanks :3

I just beat the grand wizard in the forestyswampy area so I'm not sure where to go after that.

>>23684525
Crystal Sage? He should have a door at the back of his arena.

>>23684533
let me start it up and remember where i'm at. I am also very high so i might be totally wrong.

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i just killed the stray demon on top of the swamp elevator

>>23684583
Luv the lip ring! Is that a Chinese coin around your neck?

>>23684583
Good for you mate. Did you extinguish all three of the flames?

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>>23684588
yup. Pretty sure its fake.

>>23684590
Thanks. And no, i haven't done that, is that back down in the swamp?

>>23684617
Yup just find the three little castles and put out the fires then you can move to the next area.

>>23684632
Blech i hate swamps. :c

>>23684617
That is the chillest hair on the planet, you seem super cool 0-0

>>23684665
Everyone hates swamps. But its not that hard to find them.

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>>23684686
Thanks~

>>23684691
Wow i keep getting murdered by the fucking giant enemy crab.

>>23684729
Also, Allways wanted to play dark souls, never had the time or money, whats it like?

>>23684729
Yeah the crabs are OP, but you do't need to be that far into the swamp all of the fires are near the front. And you are probably the cutest girl I've seen on here in a long ass time.

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>>23684742
Have you played the first 3 games? They're characterized by their extreme difficulty. But they're super fun games, if you don't get too frustrated.

>>23684763
Yeah, i got to the boss.. There were like 3 of them attacking me at once. :c stun lock for days.

>>23684847
>>23684835
PC, and i almost go it. I killed him and was like YESSSSSS.

then he came back to life and quickly diced me into tiny bits.

>>23684793
Nah, I haven't started the franchise, but yeah, I'll have to some time.

>>23684934
Best comment in this thread so far.

>>23684971
Sent. Its [PANIC].

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Working on cosplay, I feel productive for once

>>23685011
Cool, Cosplay in what?

>>23685011
And what part is that?

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>>23685015
My General Hux, just working on it since I disliked the inaccurate stripes and the gaping area around the neck

>>23685019
The General stripes

>>23685024
Gotcha, I've not cosplayed but i really want to, a bit insecure and no money or friends on my part

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>>23685030
I've gone cosplaying by myself before. Its really not that bad. Once you get out there and start talking to people and posing for pictures and stuff, it gets a lot easier.

>>23685030
My first cosplay was a foam mask I made for less than $1 and a tee shirt with a red felt decal on it. My wig was so awful, but everyone starts somewhere!

I made a lot of friends through cosplay, about 95% of my friends are avid cosplayers in fact

>>23685051
I dunno, I'm a squarish looking guy, so unless I play an insanely manly character I look like crap 0-0 I want to be Sebastian from black butler, but I look more like Phoenix Wright

>>23685051
>>23685011

You two are both so cute! You guys should totally hang out together!

>>23685064
Then go as Pheonix Wright! :D

>>23685111
I dont enjoy him though, I haven't even finished the Ace Attorney Series, I just dont enjoy my body in general

>>23685051
You are like half way towards a pretty accurate Chloe Price cosplay right now. Just needs a tank-top and some tattoos.

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>>23685077
Wouldn't be the first shg from here I've met <3 I'm always down for hanging out


Did a lot today, got new stripes put on the jacket, added a patch to the top, and took out 6 inches from the neck

>>23685220
No! A cross! *Hisses loudly catching on fire*

>>23685220
I'd give you a French salute and add at least six inches to your crotch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0NlXKPaqZg

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>>23685227
Haha, I love that rosary. My best friend overseas sent it to me

>>23685236
Thank you? I don't really know how to react to that

Did some faceswaps today, had a lot of fun

>>23685257
Hell, if anything I'll probably be the criminal from the breakfast club, and its a nice rosary

>>23685257
It wasn't mean to be taken seriously. I compensate for my inability to pick-up women in real life by making provocative comments online. It's a hobby. Shrugs.

You've transformed into a street-level gangster character from an anime. Pretty sweet.

>>23685282
>the breakfast club

I used to enjoy most John Hughes films until the underlying message of the endings sunk in.

>nerds remain losers
>weirdos must turn into preppy kids to succeed in life
>fit in or be a nerd or a weirdo

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>>23685282
Thanks hun!

>>23685294
I love face swaps

This is with my Kylo Ren keychain, it really shows what my inner feelings about life are

>>23685301
>my inner feelings about life

Like the keychain, your feelings are mass produced by a society that cheaply imitates creative and original products while sterilizing their intended message.

>the feels are real

>>23685298
Eh, I can light matches with my teeth and will never be forgotten, so I'm happy XD

>>23685301
No problem sweetheart :)

>>23685367
My gosh, What artist chiseled you from stone? ;)

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>>23680257
Why thank you! Though my face is red enough.

>>23684366
<3

>>23685401
oh, you again, <3

>>23685367
>>23685401
both of you are super cute!

>>23685426
Yes sir! Mamm?

>>23685432
Thank you!

>>23685401
My,My, You look insanely nice, why not chat sometime ;)

>>23685441
Sir .. Can we see another = )

>>23685442
This will have to do. I just got done with a 17 hour work day so I'm not much for in depth conversation right now

>>23685454
lol is that legal?

>>23685462
Well I'm not 12

>>23685454
Oh thats no problem ;), If you want my email thats no problem, so, where do you work hun?

>>23685462
Being forced to work longer hours than expected, including overtime, is legal. The rate of pay is determined by state law and terms of employment.

>>23685466
You plenty legal, baby.

>>23685470
Nah. I'm not big into trading contact info. Iv had it go south too many times

I work at a private event club. I mange the staff to make sure the event goes as it should

>>23685487
Charity auction

>>23685491
Oh, nice! what was the auction of?

>>23685401
Damn, you always look so good, dearest Jessica.

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>>23684517
you should take a picture like this, just with mg cards instead of money. haha.

>>23685466
i wasnt implying that, sorry

>>23685466
lol love that cutting edge sense of humor

>>23685509
Jessica?

>>23685535
I know you weren't

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>>23685557
Well, I tried. Now i know your name is not Jessica.

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>>23685138
Life is Strange was great, and Chloe was my favorite character. Maybe ill finish the outfit before ComiCon :3

>>23685367

NO FUCKING MTFS ALLOWED

>>23686749
Chloe was annoying. Max all the way.
(Also, Samuel the janitor was cool.)

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Had a breakthrough idea for a cosplay component, nothing better than starting off your morning dying fabric

>>23684347
holy shit lol I just noticed. yikes.

>>23685367
This is a FEMALE ONLY thread you fucking tranny, read the god damn rules, you are not allowed >>23688344


>>23685379
>>23685432
Fucking idiots see >>23688344

>>23684398
God damn your beautiful.
Too bad most girls with your aesthetic are lesbian.

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Next week is going to be so busy, I want to crawl into my closet and sleep until the weekend comes ;_;

>>23689183
Holy hnnng

>>23689183
>Qtest arrives
>>23689205
>The cringe follows.

To celebrate the end of the week, get drunk in Anaheim and show Goofy why your vagina is called the happiest place on earth.

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>>23689205
:3?
>>23689216
Oh how I would love to go to Dland tonight but I have a 7 page paper to write for tomorrow :c
I think I am going to go Friday though~

>>23689314
What is the paper about?

>>23689318
"The effect of certain drugs on the brain and body" for my Psych class, I lost a lot of friends to cocaine and meth addictions so it won't be too hard since I have experienced some of it through them, unfortunately.

>>23689338
Have you ever done drugs? Not weed of course.

>>23689352
No, I watched what it did to them so I swore I would never even try them. I barely even drink alcohol unless I'm out at the bars/Disneyland or a party.

>>23689364
Good you are waifu material then!

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Stuck at home dogsitting
Parents went out for dinner, don't feel like Mexican tonight

>>23689338
Erowid.org is a good source for scientific information. My sympathies regarding your friends. I've dealt with some similar situations.

>>23689426
If you don't feel like Mexican, I'll coat my penis in maple syrup and wrap it in a pancake condom.

>>23689426
lol I saw that dangerous qt in the pet thread

>>23689457
Ew, I don't even like pancakes

Waffles and french toast are better

>>23689469
She's fierce I tell you

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>>23690099
Then theres this asshole lol
>>23689426
ohh dog sitting what kinda dog ???

Also very very old picture from when i had short hair

>>23690128
She's a chihuahua, a bit on the porky side, but, she's slimmed down a bit

>>23690128
That's just Maxim, he is known for spamming his pictures everywhere.

>>23690165
sorry for not knowing in advance wtf is maxim i keep seeing that shit in different threads

>>23690159
And ohh kool I have a miniature poodle and a Bichon and 2 kittens lol kittens are best tho

>>23690177
Maxim(also known as dale) is some crazg kitzo troll that spams his pictures everywhere and photoshops girls pictures to look bad, here's a picture of him: http://fgts.jp/soc/search/image/BXMppgsyVyqgR_A5_v4Q-w/

>>23689426
Hey since ur cosplaying maybe have your dog cosplay as well
>>23690204
oh well i mean i understand the photoshops girls thing cus he too looks like shit lol

>>23690328
He's photoshopped >>23689314 and >>23687170

Made their noses big and messed up their eyebrows etc, oh and speak of the devil there he is >>23690314

Anytime you see ANY pictures of him report them because he is ban evading.

>>23690204
>>23690334
I think he's trying to destroy the board desu

Bump for more Qtest

Always wanted a qt short haired girlfriend to cuddle with. Good thing it's becoming more common

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It's been a bit.

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first time posting, you all seem nice.

>>23689314
>>23685257

ey senpai pretty sure maxim just posted your pics in the how would you fuck thread

>>23690665
Are you straight?

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>>23690651
I'm drunk and my pictures are posting upside down so I guess I'll play some LoL

>>23690651
OMG UR EYES SO BLUE SO PRETTY
WHY I GOTTA HAVE BROWN EYES

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>>23690676
Bisexual, so...I think so?
>please forgive my shit photography skills

>>23690682
Who is posting Albar on >>>/soc/?

WHERE IS MOOSIE????

>>23690651
you have some killer eyes, please post more

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Current hair to long? idk wat the limit is on how long it can be
>ignore my shitty look rn its a work selfie

>>23690707
neat. here's my cat

>>23690721
Yeah that's too long :( but you can make a medium hair girl thread! We haven't ever had one and there are plenty of girls with that length

>>23690690
are those art stuff in the back lmao or is it a kitchen looks like a bunch of artsy stuff

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>>23690725
haha I'm retarded

>>23690726
hmmm yes maybe I will nothing else to do

>>23690721
Yes your hair is clearly passed touching your shoulders>>23681209 is an example of the limit for this thread

>>23690730
OMFG UR KITTY lol does she have jelly bean paws? i have 2 kittens rn and i love the jelly bean paws

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>>23690733
>>23690733
This would be a good op pic

>>23689450
Thank you! That helped! And sorry super tired so I'm on mobile since I got tired of looking at my laptop~

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>>23690727
that's a kitchen, but I do keep a ton of art stuff there bc my apartment is tiny
>>23690738
delivering jelly beans

>>23690746
>>23690730
Zomg orange kitties melt my heart ;0; <3

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>>23690747
mine too <3
he's usually a shit head around this time, but he's being surprisingly chill

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>>23690746
OMFG YUS took this yesterday of my kittys jelly beans along with like the 10k other pics of my cat lol sory for shitty quality btw

>>23690754
AWW that's such a perfect picture. my cat wouldn't let me hold their paw like that.

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bumpers~

>>23678592
Holy shit, I just noticed that :'D

Why would you fight the masked men and have all the fun for yourself? u.u I wanna fight too

Thank you though ^^" I'm quite flattered

>>23680999
Thank yew! They be going hot and heavy~

>>23681014
4-6 hours is a blessing, trust me. :c
and define really dark sketches o:

>>23681059
u wot

>>23681770
Oh my, thank you ^-^
BUT NOH, I'M TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED T_T

>>23681812
I do artsy fartsy and from Egypt, the land of pee and poop.

>>23683785
kek, can't blame ya. It's pretty hot.

>>23684077
Thank you ^-^~

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>>23690688

>>23690780
I shall name you topsy turvy for the pictures :3

>>23690780
upside down selfies are always the best lmao
>>23690783
rofl she is now known as topsy turvy girl

>>23690780
open your eyes damn it!

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>>23690787
>>23690800

>>23690824
Nice eyes

>>23690824
Beautiful eyes and cute feet. Can't really see your hair though

>>23690777
>dem thighs

unf

>>23682112
Hello angel. I think your halo has a screw loose.

Bump for the superior hair thread

where is the beautiful mexican girl? she hasn't posted for several days

>>23692139
>Mexican
>beautiful
Pick one.

>>23690777
>and define really dark sketches o:
like with a really dark atmosphere.

>>23675445
You look like Cookie :/

>>23692148
>Being this retarded.

>>23692434
hey maxim why do you pick on her? what did she do to piss you off so much?

>>23692434
maxim my friend. how is the ed?

>>23692868
This right here is a special kind of retard

How does maxim pay for his internet? Does he get federal fun bucks from the government cause hes a born again retard?

Just report that ish

>>23692981
Get real maxim stop arguing with your split personality. I thought dale was white or something not a smelly nig nog like myself

Dale and Maxim need to find a job

>>23693041
>maxim hasnt posted here for months
wrong.
the rest is true tho.

>>23693053
i said you're right about the troll, dumbfuck. maxim is still posting on /soc/ tho.

>>23693072
i know for a fact that he is still acitve because i know him and i don't have to find or show you anything.

>>23693078
>>23693086
>maxim is going mental on himself again

it's just sad at this point.

>>23693123
stop samefagging in every thread already...isn't talking to yourself boring as fuck?

is this a short hair girls thread or a maxim thread?

>>23693135
Right? Can we get some cute qurls posting?

>>23693150
Her name is "Qtest" not blondegirl
And you need to stop posting her pic in that Dale collage since it's rude as fuck

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Hanging with my guy

>>23693331
Maxim just shitposted the thread so I think everyone is gone for the time being. But I love your cat!

>>23693331
omg luckiest cat evar.
*heart*

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Hey everyone~

What are you all up to today?

>>23693331
Nice pussy!

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I just got hit on by a guy who already took me on a date, then never responded to my texts or messaged me back. .___.
He was a super chill guy, and i would have liked to spend more time with him. What do I say back..?

He messaged me saying something along the lines of

>"Holy shit 95% match. That's pretty awesome. It looks like we have a TON in common, and you seem really chill from your profile.
>We should totally smoke and play some Dark Souls, or go grab some coffee sometime."

I don't know what to write back.

"Hey Asshat, "

And that's as far as i got. I don't know what to write after that. lol.

>>23693732
Too funny! I think that's all you need to say.

>>23693574
Hey just being a kid and watching holes lol you?

>>23693589
Lolzzzz!

>>23693768
Crop qtest out of that shit man.

>>23693732
Were you born female?

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>>23693748
Haha i loved that movie! I can still sing the song!

>>23693744
But i feel like i need to make him feel like shit, because he is a shitty person :c
He also told me like 3 times on our date that he typically doesn't use dating sites/apps, not that I asked him. lol

>>23693842
It's a great movie, don't hide your eyes lol

>>23693842
Hey asshat... Do you remember that time we went on a date? Obviously not since you're hitting me up like it's the first time we meet. You seemed pretty cool but it must just be my shitty taste in guys because you are clearly a shallow douche with the memory span of a goldfish. Take your 95%match and shove it down your $8.00 cup of coffee drinking throat!

I just wonder why you're on dating sites anyway? Look how cute you are. You can probably have any hipster/alt guy you want. Do yourself a favor and don't be a sucker for every douche with a high percentage match.

>>23693842
Answer the fucking question

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4 sections of math homework tonight ugh x_x
>>23693768
Please remove my picture from that.
>>23693331
Both of you are adorabel~ <3

>>23693932
You remind me of a Swedish porcelain doll my sister had growing up

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>>23693902
>You seemed pretty cool but it must just be my shitty taste in guys because you are clearly a shallow douche with the memory span of a goldfish.
That is beautiful.

Because almost every guy just wants sex, and i prefer to chat with someone before i fuck them.

That and this horribly crippling social anxiety. lol.

>>23693850
Better?
:p

>>23693971
Haha omg that's super cute, I would love to take you on a date :)

>>23693932
Congrats on your blessed genetics senpai.

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>>23690777
Glad I'm not the only one getting turned on by that picture! I just started writing a PeterXBlack Cat BDSM fanfic... I have no shame damn it! NO SHAME.

>>23693932
>>23693932
too pretty for this thread

>>23693971
I love to chat... Btw, noticed you don't have your Chinese coin necklace on tonight!

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hurro

>>23693932

thread winner

>>23693957
Is that a good thing?c:

>>23694004
Hurro! Nice pic!

>>23693932
lovely face
got any body pics?

>>23694004
Absolutely stunning

>>23693971
>horribly crippling social anxiety.
That;s why I'm here in the internet.

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>>23691524
Shucks :3

Also sorry I've been super busy the past couple days ;____; I went to a Hatsune Miku concert it was neato

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>>23693976
~

>>23693999
Nope, i switched it for my Navi Necklace.

>>23694069
NO

>>23694072
;(

>>23694058
Nice jacket. Bit of acquired taste, didn't think you were old enough to listen to misfits and black flag

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>>23694027
Sure here you go!

>>23694050
My big sis is moving to Seattle sometime next year, we need to hang out when she does~ :3

>>23694115
whoa...

>>23694058
Aww what's that mean?

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>>23694083
Thanks, I've been working on it over the last yeah or so, since my last one fell apart.

Hell yeah, Misfits are the fucking best. Black flag took a while to appreciate though. Haha. Definitely an acquired taste.

>>23694115
God damn girl your curves are amazing. I'm so jealous o:

>>23694161
i typed a heart, but 4chan deleted it. :c

>>23694190
Fuck off or you will be banned

>>23694178
pads or tampons? which do you prefer?

>>23694178
Awww thank you cutie pie! <3 I love your eyes btw~ :D

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>>23693399
He's a fiesty fucker

>>23693932
Why thank you so much! Him more so than I.

>>23694115
God damn that body is amazing

>>23694227
I have learned to embrace my curves, I realized I was never going to be skinny and that I have a more pin-up type body when I was 20 so now I just workout to stay firm and healthy. Also you are so pretty ugh, I wish you lived near me so we could go bar hopping together and get all dressed up pretty and pregame with our cats!

>>23694178
Nofx too! Awesome! It's been a long time... I had the jean jacket when I was like eight, but it was covered with 1970's patches. Zep, stones, zappa, the dead and of course pink floyd. And it had spikes on the shoulders like ghost rider!!

The girl does have nice curves, but for whatever reason I've always had a thing for skinny, boney girls. Which is why you're killing me. Something I've been wondering though. Is that your real blue hair or wig?

>>23694253
Alpha males like women with curves, it's a sign of high testosterone and shows the male is masculine.
Now beta/nu-males like really skinny girls, that and gay males in the closet.

>>23694264
soc is mostly gay men/bi men so they tend to favor skinny girls

>>23694264
I have to say that is totally fucked up and wrong. At least in my case. Hetero all the way. No tendencies! And all this alpha beta bs anons are always talking on here gets so old...

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>>23694195
Weird question, but Tampons. Pads are gross.

>>23694221
Thanks~

>>23694253
You're so lucky~ I'm stuck as a twig forever. I've tried all sorts of stuff to gain weight and be all curvy, but i always seem to lose it right away. So i learned to embrace being a skeleton :3

>>23694257
Yeah, i have a ton. NOFX, Anti-flag, Operation Ivy, Misfits, Social Distortion, Minor threat, Adolescents,flogging molly and a few others. Took fucking forever to put it all together.

Yeah, it's my real hair. Here is a pic from before i cut it :3 it wasn't that long anyway.

>>23694264
To me what defines a "real man" is one that doesn't choose women for their body types or doesn't prefer a certain one, but for who they are and how they act. c:

>>23694227
I like/liked your body