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>ctrl+f "tinder thread" none found.
>create tinder thread
Post your tinder account. Get advice/criticism /rates
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I'll start. Rates/ Constuctive criticism would be appreciated
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>>23650658
I suggest a picture with some friends, and a pic with a woman if possible. Perhaps replacing 4 and 6.
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I think I am getting significantly less matches than I should be. Anyone with a fake Facebook getting good results? I remember they used to block you or something if less than 50 friends. I switched my photo for Steven Kelly's and got like 20 in a bit under an hour, but swiped like 800 with an autoswiper. Getting a new phone later gonna try a fresh phone number, Facebook, everything to see if this is an issue or not.
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Remade last week and at over 120 matches now. Help this ugly boy get laid.
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https://www.gotinder.com/@msteph

Thoughts?
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>>23651227
I think you've made it clear you're there to get laid. If she reads your profile and responds she is probably down. Good luck anon
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>>23650653
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is there any gf material on tinder or is it just casual?
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Just got 2000 matches :o
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Happened to match with two 44 year old milfs yesterday. How do I not fuck it up?
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so over the course of about a month I've had a total of 4 actual human matches.
I don't swipe right on everything but probably due for a 95%.
is that a abnormally low or normal amount for a below average looking guy?
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I got a match the other day and this chick sent me this message:
>Would you like it if I rubbed peanut butter all over myself and rolled in jelly? ;)

And I said:
>Add two slices of bread and we got ourselves a PB&J sandwich ;)

She hasn't spoken to me in days...
Did I fuck up?
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>>23652453
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>>23652737
No, it's a fine response. Either she'll respond or she was trolling
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>>23650891
>17
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>>23650658
What do you do in the oil rig exactly? How do get started in the industry?

I'll soon start working as a welder (one year left in school), and oil rigs and pipelines are always the goal, as it's supposed to pay a lot of money, with a relatively good demand for work.
Unlike for example spaceship welding, which surely pays more than rigs and pipeline, but there's like 200 job positions in the entire world.
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tell me anons, i want to know if i should or shouldnt start using it

>>23652411
>>23652411
>>23652411
>>23652411
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>>23653614

well all the tinder girls are crazy in some way, so I wouldn't recommend starting a long term relationship with any of them. tinder is for screwing around. if you want a gf look around in your college/work, but dating with a girl you met online is kinda risky in my opininon.
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Any suggestions, 4chinz?
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Any thoughts?
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I had a date with a girl off of Tinder last night, and I think it went okay. However because of a few other tinder dates which I thought went okay, but never went anywhere I guess I've had a knock to confidence.

I dunno when I should message her next, or what I should message her. Anybody want to offer advice?
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>>23653760
1 looks like you have no friends
2 is like jewy junot diaz for some reason but I dig it
the rest besides the painting of yourself are whatever
idk if you really want weed girls but ok
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>>23653894

did you fuck her?
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>>23654014
Nope
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>>23654036

then look for an other one. plenty of girls on tinder who will fuck on the first date. or at least suck you dick under the table.
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Hot piece of ass, checking in!
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Walking that fine line between pretentious and fedoralord—help me fix it.
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>>23653565
I tie knots in ropes and climb and abseil about. Mainly i do rigger stuff like hanging chain blocks and moving heavy stuff.
If you are a welder I would highly recommend doing you 6g coding then doing you IRATA Level 1 which would make you an extremely employable rope access welder. I wish I knew how to weld
To get a start I had to work really rough jobs on the railways in Scotland with absolute lunatics while sleeping in vans and phoning oil companies daily for about 18months. Getting on thag first chopper was a hell of a buzz. All my advice is UK based. If you are UK based I would suggest working onshore for next couple years while oil industry picks up or trying to get work on wind turbines
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>>23654188
5 is good
3 is ok
wtf on 4
everything else makes u look lonely or terrible
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>>23654188
Every line in your profile is cringe.
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>>23654373
you were so close with 1
then you blew it
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>>23651227
>>23653721
>guitar

Faggots
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>>23654389
Should i change it? I still get matches but no conversations suggets they arent interested enough
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>>23654240
great advice
I'm not in the UK but I am in Western Europe, so after 2-3 years of work here I could probably get some opportunities in the UK or Australia
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>>23654403
>on a chinese textile weaving forum
>not a faggot
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What size population pool do you guys work with? Should I increase mine?
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>>23653894
Could you give a little detail on what you did on these dates or any ideas?

Never dated in my life but i would imagine a dinner at a restaurant is overkill for a tinder date.
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Newly started on Tinder, advice greatly appreciated! No idea why the first picture is blurred out on the screen shot, not like that when you watch the profile
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Wut
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Should I include that "soon" picture series? I'm not completely sure if it's a good idea.
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>>23654952
:^)
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>>23655109
Beautiful. My feelings exactly.
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Rate, plus advice/helpful criticism
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>>23655027
god no
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Suggestions, comments, rates please
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I got super liked by a girl and when I swiped right on her, we didn't match. This is the second time this has happened. Is this a bug or something?
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>>23655611
Its kind of rude to take pictures holding your food
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>>23655669
Not sure, sometime my app crashes and I don't know if my likes get through because I sometimes see the same people again who I had previously swiped right.
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>>23650658
good.
>>23651227
replace main pic with 4th picture.
>>23653721
all terrible pictures, sad to say. get one of you laughing and someone else's holding the camera or a tripod and take timer photos.
>>23653760
get rid of 6th, 5th, 4th ad 3rd photo. all bad photos. 2nd one is doable..but not good enough sadly. same advice applies to you as former post.
>>23654168
good photos, except 1st and 6th one. a little too exhibitionistic
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>>23654188
change 1st photo, and remove 3rd photo. same advice as former posts.
>>23655611
remove dog.
>>23655436
rtemove dog.
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>>23654188
Has anyone told you that you look like Benedict Cumberbach?
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>>23655718
>remove dog.
Why
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I've gotten a handful of matches since I made my profile like this. What do you guys think? Is it creative enough?
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>>23655737
i mean... you know you don't look like hHenry Caville right? you both have black hair i guess
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Forgot my other photos. All my friends would joke to me that I look like Clark Kent, so I figured, why not make the best of it?
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>>23655693
lol
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>>23655737
Does it actually show names/profiles for friends of common connections or just show how many are mutual?
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>>23655919
For my profile it shows exactly which friends I have in common with the girl.
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Usually use a joke profile which works way better than it ever should. Decided to try a "real" profile this time and I have no idea what I'm doing

Not a huge fan of the first picture, but I don't have any good pictures of me with longer hair
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How do I meet girlz
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>>23655718
The dog is a great conversation starter and I hate cats soooo why?
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Help me, girls don't reply to me
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>>23655712
Thanks, m8
I'll try that out
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>>23656196
>start a relationship
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEEOOO
>>>23655977
nice guy ehhh
>>23656051
dogs are great fuck cats
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b-b-b-bump
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Tried to clean it up(not look depressed) anything to work on?
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>>23657926
Your 3rd pic makes you look like a convicted child molester.
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Seriously considering visiting my grandparents just to get a selfie with their puppy.

>>23657926
Any pictures of you outside?
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>>23655781
I feel like you look like bobby bones actually...

>>23657926
The first pic you look depressed... and you have to work on some way to rephrase the wedding thing... make it more exciting!
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Any ideas, comments, thoughts, etc?
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>>23659351
"Swipe the direction of your political views"

No politics. There aren't any proud right-wingers under the age of 45.
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>>23659414

Except for in the bible belt lol
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Any tips?
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>>23659569
Make dog pic #1, and get rid of your current #1. Learn how to spell volunteer, and put more interests in your bio.
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Putting in a pic of me with a mate or two in 6 but tips etc?
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Signed up three weeks and my only match didn't even bother responding to my message. How do I fix this shit?
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>>23660059
Your bio is pretty lame/boring desu. And pics 1, 2, and 4 are basically the same.

>>23659569
Your bio is a bit boring too.
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>>23654168
Seen your profile several times here and it's solid for hookups, you're probably fun to hang out with.

>>23655436
5'11 isn't particularly tall, might as well leave height out unless you're 6'2+

Otherwise solid profile, it's pretty much always selfie, pic of you taken by someone else, pic with an animal, you doing something interesting/fun and a pic with friends, so I think you're good there.

>>23655977
No pictures with kids, you should know that. Your 2 selfies are both bad, replace them with something else or simply remove.
Your bio sounds very basic and boring.

>>23659351
You need more variety in your pics. Your "Swipe the direction of your political views" is funny but not really a good idea to put there.

>>23659569
Grammar check your shit, can't be that hard, bio full of errors shows you don't even want to put 5 minutes of work into it...

>>23660059
Put 2 as your main pic, remove 4 and maybe get another one with some friends and something with an animal.
Bio isn't very special but it's fine imo.
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Any advice? I'm in a small white town where I'm like the only Asian for miles.
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>Got tinder yesterday
>3 matches
>One sends me her number

I have no idea how to respond. It suddenly got too real.
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my profile sucks because I'm going to japan and thought it would be good to let people know (i'm using tinder plus for that ), as for the pics... I have no idea on what to do.
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If someone sends you a number with an out of state area code and says "Theyre going to be new in town" thats a red flag right
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>>23660446
Meet them for a drink.
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>>23660446
>>23660482
yeah, usually a bot/scam

I got matched to a bot yesterday sending me suspicious links yet still flirting with me
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back at it again
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>>23660391
Swap 4 with 1, and get rid of 6.
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>>23660513
bouta make a tinder just so i can hit u up qtttt
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>>23660513
MAXIM IS PHOTOSHOPPING YOU
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>>23660533
no I'm irrelevant now
>>23660527
do it I'm lonely
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>>23660126
How do i make it less boring?
Thank you very much
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I think my bio needs more words but i suck at describing myself
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If I got matched to a girl and she messages me, if she unmatches me, does that conversation get deleted? or does it stay on my phone?
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>>23660562
>>23660513
where you at
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What to do when a girl that is unattractive to you sends you a super like...
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>>23661451
Swipe left...
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>>23661492
i just feel bad they used thier only super-like on me... i just joined this app.
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>>23660391
Would send nudes to/10
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>>23660724
Nice pedo stache.
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>>23661501
If you want to match with her out of pity, go for it, but she'll get her super-like back in 12 hours.

Plus, I'm under the impression that 95% of super-like's are unintentional anyway.
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>>23661526
i already did.

i fit this stereotype of southern black men who might like her type of woman, not interested in those women.
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For those who use auto likers
I've made one for IOS which I'm giving away. Coolest feature so far is being able to sort your matches by distance, last active, and full text search of bio's. e.g. search for snapchat, kik etc

1. Download from app store:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tinderist/id1097224412?ls=1&mt=8
2. Click link to enable pro upgrade:
http://tinderist.com/free-upgrade.html

I'm also asking what features you guys would find useful??
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>>23661589
Does the auto liker bypass the like limit? Or do you still have to have Tinder Plus?
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You guys are WAY overthinking this shit, girls not not rejecting you because your dog is in one of the photos or because you bio was not written by a professional marketeer.

They are doing it bcause you are ugly, or not as good looking as other men. Go fix all your dog photos and then go look at the studies done by people who put good looking men in tinder profiles making asshole and nonsensical statements doing all the things you say are wrong

but they were photos of handsome men and got tons of replies

it's like if some 30lb overweight loser girl with an ugly face thought people were not choosing her because her dog was in a pic and there was not a pic of her "having fun" or whatever the fuck you guys are hung up on
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>>23661613
I wish it could bypass it but unfortunately it's not possible. What it can do is make sure you utilise all your daily likes, this can be handy if you're not opening the app every day
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Hi guys, I would highly appreciate any comments regarding my profile. I'd be happy to expand any of the images if needed, and it's not that I'm unsuccessful on Tinder, I was just hoping to find places where I could improve.
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>>23661660
Eh personally, if my likes are limited, I'd rather use them myself and make sure they're going to qt's. I don't want to waste them on the fattys that I don't ever want to talk to.
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>>23661691
Agreed there, if you're not chatting to someone you want to get with then what's the point?
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>>23661691
>Eh personally, if my likes are limited, I'd rather use them myself and make sure they're going to qt's. I don't want to waste them on the fattys that I don't ever want to talk to.

This is everyone's problem in this thread, you see photos of qts all day here on 4chan, on TV, and even in real life and you think you deserve a qt when you are not a qt yourself

you are all swiping out of your league and can't face facts, you think you "deserve" a qt when half the guys in this thread look like they lurk 4chan

those girls get over 9000 swipes a day from handsome men in med school

not desperate looking uggos whose "bio" is clearly written to mask the fact they are below average men
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>>23661691
>>23661696

Basically if you're not using the app every day, you may as well blow the likes on some randoms with the chance of some hotties coming through.
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>>23661680
Please halp ):
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>>23661680
remove picture 5, replace heavy drinker with something that sounds more fun but still gets that point across, move 6'2 to the beginning and remove the cucky since people seem to care smiley face part. Looking good homie.
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>>23661834
Thanks broseph, appreciate the advice and the compliment(:
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>>23655959

Any suggestions?
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>>23660345
Thanks for the advice anon, should I swap 1 with 2?
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>>23655959
I'm a lot more familiar with gaming and drinking than acro yoga and lifting so I'm no help there. Since the first pic is clearly a selfie and we both don't like it just take a bunch until you have a good one. Use better angles and more natural lighting. Also, make sure your camera is actually in focus. Just pretend you know how to 2000's myspace for like 5 minutes. That pic is kind of ruining your otherwise rad profile. Best of luck familia.
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>>23660515
Done. Wouldn't it be better if people can see my face though?

>>23661505
Thanks I'm flattered.
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Any suggestions for me?

That's not "stop being black" or anything racially aggressive...
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>>23662202
Youre seriously a well rounded attractive person so if you're not getting laid idk, but still hmu for butt pics.
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>got a super like
>swipe right
>nothing happens
This happened twice now. The second time the girl was pretty though. We have four mutual friends on Facebook - should I find and add her?
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>>23662210
Be more black
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>>23655669
>>23662252
What the fuck? Apparently some people think it's a lasting effect from undoing/reversing super-likes (can you do that?). I didn't get a notification for the superlikes, nor were they on top of the stack.

Are the fates against us?
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>>23662329
be more racially aggressive.
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>>23662214
Hit me with your kik if you're a girl.
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>>23662122

Kinda glad to know I'm not just paranoid about having a bad first picture. I got a few friends that are into photography and with the weather getting nicer maybe I can just get one of them to help out
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>>23662433
Dammit I hate that my phone can't update/refresh properly
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>>23662440
pinkkelephant
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>>23662210
Bleach your skin and get off welfare.
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>>23662440
tinder updates all the time, report the bug by rating the app and they'll fix it eventually. If you haven't already, delete and reinstall it. you won't lose your matches. also make sure you operating system is up to date.

>>23662626
you're a hateful idiot, 0/10
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>>23661680
Delete heavy drinker part, otherwise 8/10 would match
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>>23662210
Stop with the MySpace angles and rape face, delete the trans humanist part, and delete the music type part
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>>23660473
Don't have your first picture with something covering half your face. I know some girls who don't bother looking into the profile, but only at the first photo, and they'll swipe left if they can't see you fully.
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>>23659305
Any tips?
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>>23662690

Stop making dumb faces and just act normal. Just looks like you are trying too hard.

Second picture on the right looks the best, but could use more natural expression.


Pic unrelated: r8 & h8
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>>23662664
Myspace angles? Rape face? I don't see how? I've been told the selfies are really attractive by friends and unbiased strangers. I am willing to delete the transhumanist part, I've had some women confuse it with transsexual, I don't talk to those women.
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>>23663514

If you want a conversation partner just go to the damn library.

And he is spot on about the MySpace angles and the rape face. Why is the high angle shot even a thing with guys? You don't have tits. There is literally nothing to look down on.

Do you widen your eyes so you don't blink? Your gave just screams "surprise! Rape!"
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I would like to see a collection of 10/10 tinder profiles

I think that would help me figure out what exactly to do and emulate rather than seeing criticism of the profiles of anons

can anyone provide examples?
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>>23663547
Just don't want any idiots. Too many of those around where I am.

High angle shots are used to capture scenery with focus on the person, especially in a selfie, nothing wrong with that.

My eyes are open wide, because it's an attractive feature, also my eyes are normally that way, when I narrow them, I'm told I look angry.
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>>23660513
One day I will pork you
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>Get roughly 2 matches a day at home, 90% uni students
>Get 0 matches at uni (and there's another 5 unis within 15 miles)
What am I doing wrong) /soc/?
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>>23662210
Hey man, I'm >>23660059, so another black dude here
I'd say trim the bio a bit, mine is admittedly bland but the idea is I'd find out more about my match when I get a conversation going. Your pics are just okay imo, I think it'd be better if your first is a better headshot as opposed to at an angle like it currently is.
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>>23660724
>>23660391
I've said this before.
Brown and asian guys ALWAYS have a white girl in the profile pics, somwhere in the mix. Literally ALWAYS. LOL
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I went on a Tinder date, thought it went alright. I asked her to go to a park with me soon, and she said she was going to be too busy with work to do that anytime soon.

Now I'm basically wondering if that is a genuine reason or if it was her attempt at a polite rejection.

I'm going to assume the former, because I've got nothing to lose from doing so. But what should my next message be? I was thinking something like "that's a shame, I was looking forward to seeing you again", but I don't really know. Advice me please.
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I'm gonna be forever alone because only nsafinder bots are in my area.
www.gotinder.com/@matthewknight
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>>23660966
Nah, if the girl unmatches, then the conversation is sent to all of your Facebook friends. That's what makes it exciting.
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>>23664275
What's the issue? The U.S. is mostly whites and segregation hasn't been a thing since civil rights movement. Or are Browns and Asians only allowed to be around and take pics with other Browns and Asians?
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>>23664405
It's not an issue, it's just funny how insecure asian and brown guys are.
I lurk tinder threads here and on reddit because I'm always looking for inspo and the one thing I've noticed, and I mean 100% of the time, is that they always have a white girl in the mix. Like "If I associate with a white girl, that will improve my chances with white girls".
It's just a naive childish association, but it's funny.
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>>23664326
Sounds like a polite rejection to me. If she said she's too busy but didn't make any attempt to find another suitable time, then she isn't interested in a 2nd date.

Go ahead and send the "I was looking forward to seeing you again" message though. You've got nothing to lose.
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Had this account for a while now, used to get matches, now I rarely get any.

Haven't changed much in the past couple months.
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thoughts?
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>>23664357

That fedora picture is a joke, right? Even if it is I really wouldn't suggest using it. You also could really use some pictures of you doing some interesting stuff instead of 4 close-ups
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>>23664691
Nice body. Fuck you for not liking floral table cloths though.
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>Browse Tinder
>Notice a blue-trimmed match down the row
>Oh baby, is this a Super Like?
>It do, it do
>20 year old with similar interests, an 8/10 face, large breasts and slim figure
>Basically the perfect fuckbuddy/girlfriend for a huge fucking nerd
>Hit Like
>Nothing happens
>Wait a couple seconds, nothing happens

WHY ISN'T IT SAYING WE MATCHED, WHAT THE FUCK
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>>23664711
Like this?
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Slept with over 100 girls, most were off tinder. Pic related, just bullshit your life to make you sound more interesting and ambitious.
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>>23663459
Aussie navy?
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>>23650653
What's a good conversation starter?
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Tear me down y'all
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>>23665456

Make 3 your profile picture, it's definitely a lot more "fun" than your current pic.

>>23665138

STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE PULSING RED DOT.

I'M PANICKING.
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>>23665138

Happened to me too. It's terrible
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Should I?

I'm only in town for about a week until I head to my summer gig in Alaska.
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>>23665573
If you can live with the shame, go ahead.

Also, this stranger on a Chinese cartoon refinery will make fun of you.
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I aint shit help me
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>>23665573
>I'm only in town for about a week until I head to my summer gig in Alaska.

Probably? Those breasts look like a lot of fun to play with.
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>>23655669
>>23655708
>>23662252
>>23665138

WE ARE IN THE DEEPEST HELL.
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>>23665430

Yeah. I've left now to start my own business. It was a blast though.
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>>23665582
>>23665609
Eh, fuck it. I'll cast a line out and just see what happens.
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I have over 655 matches after using it in month is that good?
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>accidentally super like someone because shitty swiping angle
>can't undo super like
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>>23665138

4 Hours later and I'm still miffed.

Like, this woman had a profile that would make any 4channer drool, listing everything from her favorite animes and games to calling herself a "weeb", and she had a banging body and was apparently savvy enough to show it off. She was that one-of-a-kind combination of geek and normal!

And she super-liked me! And I liked her! AND NOTHING HAPPENED! Tinder failed me!
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>>23665573
hey! you working for denali, with aramark?

good luck! i applied with them, they offered me a retail job twice, but i had to turn it down. you should check out my.coolworks.com

many seasonal workers there, and you can get lots of advice about everything to do with the life.
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Why not
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Any suggestions?
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>>23666075
M8 are you sure it wasn't a bot who's account has been deleted by now?
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>>23667408

Bots neither super-like nor have common friends. I've seen a million bots in my day and these pictures were too crisp, the profile too big, and the name too normal to be a bot.

I'll just chalk it up as the one that got away, already talking to another dorky qt now.
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>>23666030
20 matches/day every day? Shit I need to get me a racing car
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>>23667628
Yeah I think you should get one hahaha
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Rate my bait
Will rate others when I get to my desktop
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>>23659504
Not even in the bible belt. Bernie sanders has succesfully bewitched the youth of america
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>>23653721
Take a picture with your dad.
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Any tips?
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Does deleting and remaking your tinder account make a difference?
The past few days I've swiped right on a bunch of bots and I'm still not getting matches.
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>>23668521
For the love of everything holy use the 4th picture as your main.
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>>23668521
CATS
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I definitely will match with this person. Problem is is it a trap? Do I dare swipe?
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>>23662210

>literally nothing but bad selfies at weird angles

Delete all of your pics and start over.
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>>23655712

Yeah, what pic should I have as my main?
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>>23668701
>Easy going guy

Touch his dick.
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>>23668730
I might have to.
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>>23666030

Start going on dates. Matches mean jack shit.
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>>23668740
I'm obligating you to.
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>>23668651

This is the 10 000 time I see you posting here, and you've changed nothing about your profile ...
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>>23668667
I have before, tend to get more shut in timblrinas. I prefer sluts.
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I'm working on getting more varied shots of me, like with friends, outdoors, doing fun activities, smiling more.
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I only get messages from other bottoms
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>>23666774
No, I'm working as a driver/mechanic for a rafting company in Talkeetna.
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>>23668651

Your pictures are kind of dark and grainy, but ok profile.
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>mfw asian milf

wat do
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>>23668719
kay
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>>23669543
>what are you looking for here
don't over think this one man.
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>>23669543
First Tinder match I've ever been envious of.

Don't fuck this up anon.
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>>23669543
don't fucking fuck up, befriend her first
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>>23670243
>>23669856
>>23669866
Hoping she doesn't flake bros.
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What do I say, lads?
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>>23670447
Adrienne, isn't that a french name? Fuk her rite in booty m8
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>>23670318
are you good looking? Cuz that shit seems fake asf
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>>23670473

I am but you're probably right anyway. Her profile is blank, too. We'll see.
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>>23664691
Nice idea showing off your body because your face looks full albino due to your small features and skin tone. But don't puckerface/ duckface like in #4 and I suggest getting in touch with your colorful side when it comes to fashion or accessories.
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>>23670447
>Gemini

Lucky...

>couple looking to have some fun with a girl

Wait, what does that mean?
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>>23670447
First of all, Gemini? I guess it's fun to put in your profile ironically but they might be retarded otherwise. Then the part where it's a couple seeking a "girl." If you're a guy, you're probably out of luck already. If you're a girl, then it probably doesnt matter what you say as long as you're physically attractive the standards of the couple.
You also didn't post any front pictures of the girl so you really didn't give us anything to work with.
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tinder isn't loading new people to swipe. i know i haven't ran out of people. any way to fix this?
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>>23670728
Uninstall and reinstall the app?
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>>23670792
tried it. it does load new people occasionally, but i dont know what triggers it. i've been allowed to swipe twice in the past 3 weeks i think.
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>>23660724
What can we say lol.

Updated. Got my first match after 2 days.

Thoughts? Help me out here dudes
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>Try OKcupid
>Bots
>Try Tinder
>Bots

Why

They dont even pose as attractive women, just average ones. They dont ask for information or money or anything, they just send me a number then send incoherent text messages. It doesnt make sense.
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Well, I'd appreciate input on this. I feel kind of listless about it currently. Will submit input on others in next post.
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>>23668971
Less artsy, more 'candid' shots maybe?
>>23669298
If that's something you're trying to avoid, then add that you're bottom. Or hint at it.
>>23668651
Friends. Pictures with them.
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>>23670892
you mean you got your first match after changing it?

they both look pretty good to me. the pictures in both look good. if anything, i'd just keep messing around with the bio a bit.

>>23671043
i'd change your bio. you sound very bored and uninteresting
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>>23671043

Are you a boy or girl?
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>>23670318

>"What are you looking for?"

Someone who doesn't ask questions like that.
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>>23668521
first picture was taken where? are you ATAK?

vandal squad reporting in
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>>23668583
No he hasn't hahaha
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>>23671678
Male.
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Any guide on what photos i should add to profile? And will i hook someone up if im 18?
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>>23671145
>>23670892
She unmatched me

So I'm 3 days - 0 matches.
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Well I am kind curious lol
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>>23670892
Too many group shots. Throw in at least 1 selfie and get rid of that huge group.
>>23671043
Your profile screams "I have no personality" I know it's hard, but come up with something.
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>>23671043
Give yourself a little more credit brother, you seem down. If you can't think of anything then just put basic stuff: "Student. Fan of craft beer. Night owl." shit like that.
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>>23673873
This guy knows what's up.
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>>23673412
>intersectional feminist
>swipe left if you like grape soda
A nigger-hating intersectional feminist who's vegetarian, celibate and hairy.

I too, am curious.
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>tfw super like swiped right on me
>kinda qt alternative blue hair artist girl
>get to talking
>ask if she wants to go to a concert with me on Saturday
>she accepts
>ask how she knows a mutual friend
>friend is her ex bf who I met a couple weeks ago at another concert
>turns out I met her too, she was there with him and another friend, we just didn't exchange any words like I did with her ex
>get her number anyway

Apparently they broke up a while before that and are amicable but it's a weird feel but... Whatever. We'll see I guess

That aside any tips on how to keep this afloat until Saturday night? She seems pretty cool and /fa/ and we seem to have similar taste in music.
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First off, If youre going to make a racial joke, atleast make it interesting. I hear the same ones over and over.

Main pic not smiley enough?
what else can I improve?
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>>23669298
Is that you, Ron?
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My profile is blank, what the fuck do I write in there guys?
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>>23654952
Welcome to Tinder in my area. All it is is "I want to go on adventures" or "I like horses and country music."
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Idk what I'm doing
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>>23675185
I like #2 for main pic
Not sure how I feel about your profile but not bad
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>>23676004
This is mine btw
I keep changing it though. Any tips?
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>>23676008
I just got rid of the "friend's mom" line because it looked out of place
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I have a weird problem, people too good looking for me are matching me on tinder which feels nice but I can't impress them at all. Is this what it's like to be cucked?
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>>23675487
Your bio is boring as fuck, good pics though
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>>23675185
main pic gives off an insecure vibe, a "no fucks given" smile would be much better

Also "unofficial maker of things" is pretty cringy

Just my 2 cents, you're handsome af though no homo
Also getting defensive about race right off the bat it's definately not the best way to broadcast yourself

>>23676008
I'd remove 5, hands in pockets is not good body language, serious face is usually bad thing to post on tinder, outfit is meh, and we can already see you're tall on your 2nd pic and bio
I'd remove 3 as well, you look like a murderer, a handsome murderer but girls are kind of affraid of tinder so pics like that are a setback
The line about fault in our stars is also pretty bad
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I just matched with an 18yo, who seems to be a genuine human.

So with a bit back and forth, she told me that she's into older guys, and well, I am 29, and a girl 10 years younger than me, is certainly on my bucket list.

But how do I make that happen? I wouldnt necessarily rule out falling in love and all that with a younger girl, but realistically, that is probably not going to happen.

But I am totally clueless on how to flirt/chat with such young girls. Any tips by the tinder pros on how to approach that?
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>>23676011
Are you sure that they are real people, and not just bots?
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Whoops…
And I just got a 20yo gamer gurl…

WTF is up with tinder today? Seems like I am getting all the matches I didnt get the last weeks at once?

Anyways: That is also way out of my usual target audience (last "success" was a 40yo woman), so any help on how to get her to play with my joystick would be apreciated. Good idea to say that I was into gaming too, when I was at her age, but that I dont do it any more, because I am a wealthy, responsible adult, who now has more money than time, but somehow spin it into still being interested?
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Wiil it be revealed on facebook account that i use tinder. I'm kinda shy about it since i have lots os relatives in friend list there.
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>>23676127
the only advice I'd give you is don't get your hopes up about any specific matches because you only end up banging a small amount of the girls you match with
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>>23676137
True.
But I got kinda good at that over the months, however my "tricks" are aimed at a bit more older age bracket, so I am looking for a few ideas on how to deal with younger girls.
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>>23676130
No.
Will it stay like this?
Who knows. You signed away any rights you have whatsoever when you signed up for facebook anyways, so they can do whatever the fuck they please with your profile.
If you wanna minimize the risk, just make a second fbook account for tinder.
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>>23676013
they are real, they respond and shit
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>>23676044
any tips?
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I stupidly made a thread for my tinder
I'll just post mine here
Tips appreciated
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>>23676303
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Is tinder 18+? Because I only see 15-16 yrs
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Got my 1st match. What should I write her?
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Made it a few weeks ago, looking for a guy, about 60 matches so far. Not sure what else to put.
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How to edit interests? It copied all the likes from facebook -_-
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>>23674715
Damn dude. Why you gotta stick with racist stereotypes like that? I just really hate grape soda, ok?

All skin colors are good skin colors.
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>>23676545
>looking for a guy
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>>23676583

What's wrong with that?
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>>23673412
Is this some kind of parody?
Please get your life in order.
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>>23676303
That looks like a corpse
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>>23676584
Maybe look on grindr
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>>23676700

I don't want a hook up, I want a boyfriend.
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>>23676728
You have a .1% chance
good luck
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>>23676751

Why's that?
>>
An opening line, actually its my only line that always gets results after a match is:

"Hey we matched! Does this mean we can go to Vegas to get married and run away together?"

Like 95% rate she'll answer back. Just make sure you have a sense of humor to keep with with the convo.
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>>23665602
should I change anything?
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I used Tinder once. Got a bunch of matches but didn't really talk to them. I made the account for fun, never intended to meet up with anyone. Got lots of matches quickly though.

>>23655712
>replace main pic with 4th picture.
No you fucking faggot
>>23651227
Keep your main pic the way it is
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>>23655027
No it looks fucking stupid
just like you, you filthy degenerate druggie
Assuming I'm looking at that right and it's some degenerate druggie contraption. If it's just a cool chemistry experiment then nvm
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>>23676308
add some of your other pics back, take out 4 and 1 and maybe 2

>>23675185
i agree with the other guy. 2 looks better to me
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>>23662252
Yes, do it. Just make sure to tell her right away who you are and why you added her on Facebook so it doesn't seem weird/creepy. As long as you're straightforward about the fact that you saw the superlike and Tinder glitched, it's not creepy at all and she should be happy to hear from you. Godspeed, anon.
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>>23670447
>I am sexually liberated
Big red flag
>>23670631
>Wait, what does that mean?
Presumably it means she has a boyfriend and they want to hook up with a third person.
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>>23676545
your pics look ok, but maybe exchange one for a pic of you with other people taken by somebody else. also, maybe add a few interests

>>23665602
id take out 2 and 3 because you look pretty bored in those. maybe ass photo of you taken by somebody else
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>>23678619

Thanks for the tip, although I have no friends so that might be difficult. The only pictures I have taken by somebody else are years old now.
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I started a conversation with "Hey, how are ya?"

How fucked am I?
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>>23654819
To live and die in LA
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>>23678686
i don't even use tindr but yeah you're fucked like a non-compliant female jihadi captive.
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So, I've been thinking about getting a tinder for a while, but I kinda have an issue.

I've got HPV. It's a pretty common STD (1/3 of sexually active people have it) and doesn't usually manifest physically - but it did for me and I've since had that dealt with.

Problem is, I still /have/ it... and I'll spread it if I have unprotected sex. So I kinda have a dilemma. Do I pray that safe sex protects my partner well enough, or do I outright tell them (and essentially lose any chance of ever getting laid ever again)?

I mean... I'm trying to justify it as "it's pretty common and easy to resolve - not the end of the world", but my moral compass points me away from that.
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what openers do you use?

I only have one pic, with myself. I need more pics, most likely with others but I have no friends irl. What hsould I do?


What is a good bio?
>>
It's mrinalkr
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Is only main picture shows in stack? Or all of them?
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>>23676079
Thanks, Im using the 2nd pic as main. Ill try to come up with something less cringe.
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I don't have super likes. Why is that?
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>>23680476
On a scale of 1/10, how good do you look?
You're answer depends on that.
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So are you definitely not supposed to start a conversation with "hey, how are you?"? I wrote that to 2 matches and haven't gotten a response yet and it's been 1-2 days. I feel like an actual pickup line or joke could really go either way depending on the girl
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>>23660513
Scum
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>>I'll probably like your dog more than you.
Is this some kind of girl meme? I see it every third profile.
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I have tinder but girls from this country don't usually use it for one night stands. They actually try to find new and interesting people to hang out with.
tfw can't get to talk to girls just so i can get laid
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Also, why the fuck can't i see these messages?

If i paste them somewhere else i can see the text, but it doesn't make any sense
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>>23680815
I've been wondering that too, like 3 billion girls all at once decided on that exact concept with roughly the same phrasing. Or maybe they have a secret meeting every year and decide their slogan.
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>>23681065
>>23680815
Girls are unoriginal. They're the same people who post filtered instagram and snapchat pictures selfies for tinder then complain when guy photos are just selfies or too boring
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>>23679597
this is not really a tinder-specific issue, morally you pretty much should put it out there but it probably will mess up your sex life. Safe sex usually lives up to its name and is pretty safe, but obviously you can't expect everyone to feel the same way about you knowing you have an STD
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>>23681109
okay but how did they all happen upon the 'I probably swiped right for your dog' idea at once? They can't see each other's profiles, do they tell each other about it? Is there some more female-leaning tinder message board out there where they share tips and decided that was a good bio?
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>>23681138
Its most likely from a tv show that they watch, parks and rec, or office, or new girl or some shit.

I see lots of girls post stuff like "dislikes: peoples knees" which is from always sunny
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>>23681146
my google searches are not returning any info on a definite source. I think this is a sorely under-studied phenomenon. This is like when different cultures around the world started developing agriculture independently at the same time in history
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Posted a screen earlier in this thread. Didn't get many comments.

I'm in Japan at the moment and I've been swiping away for 4 days with no luck. Maybe it's a cultural or language thing, or maybe women just don't find me desirable.

I've added a Japanese section under the English which I'm trialing now. I speak fairly well but i can't read kanji well.

If anyone can critique my japanese it would be welcome (i don't want to go to jp because they are assholes).
私は起業家です。自分のソフトウェア会社が所有しています。スポーツ、読書、走行を楽しむことができます。深刻な性格を持っているだけでなく、ユーモアのセンスを持っています。頻繁に少しエキセントリックとして記載されています。

ドイツ語、日本語、英語を話します。
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>>23681195
yeah I think maybe women don't find you desirable. Your pictures really aren't doing you any favors, really broadcasting how short you are
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>>23681224

I'm not actually short (175cm), but i see how you would get that impression from those pictures due to angles and kneeling/lowering myself down to fit into the pictures.

Thanks for the good advice though.
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>>23681265
alright, also pictures of just you in uniform would work better than the big group shots.

As for your bio, spelling out you 'have a good sense of humor' and are 'a little eccentric' is about the least funny/eccentric thing you can do. It pretty much has the opposite effect and makes you look dry and boring.
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>>23681291

You are right.

I don't have much experience with these kinds of things.

How can i be myself without turning away girls?
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>>23654188
>>23654188
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whenever girls ask, I just look at their bio and choose 2 things , like this girl just asked what it means and I said "a girl who loves music and sailing" cuz thats the only shit in her bio lel

works 90% of the time every time
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>>23682886
its worth mentioning i rarely ever get matches anymore after changing my pic, even though imo its much better than my previous ones
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>>23676728
kek'd hard
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R8 h8 etc etc
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???
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>>23651227
10/10 joke would swipe right on that alone
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>>23681146
>>23681183
If there's videos for swiping left, there should be videos for swiping right somewhere...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPS9Op5dhCw
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first time on tinder, just made this about 2 hours ago. r8 plz
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Ive been using it for 3 or 4 days now. Swiping absolutely everything right, but still not a single match. Do i just have to be more patient?
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>>23683562
I've been using it for a few months, with only one match which I'm sure was an accident. There's just a lot more interesting and better looking guys out there that girls can choose from.
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>>23683562
bad pictures and weak bio. youre not a bad looking guy
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Help?
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I just made mine earlier today so any constructive criticism will help
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>>23683611
thanks. yeah, i need to take new pictures and i really have no idea what to write into the bio.
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>>23683622
smile, and girls dont do the work you have to so maybe revise your bio?

>>23683617
smile! and i dig the bio

>>23683625
although i just made mine today, ive already made a few matches. just research what makes a good bio/profile. it took me a week to make a profile just from researching and gathering decent pictures
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>>23683635
I honestly don't have any pictures of me smiling which is surreal because I'm known as the guy who doesn't stop smiling
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>>23679058
I'm very jealous. My pool is awful.
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>>23683562
"My names Uber, call me and I can give you a ride"
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>>23683622
take one really good pic of yourself smiling and try to get another pic that you didn't take, three selfies is to much

as for your bio, i would recommend keeping it shorter but still descriptive, and laeve out the "just ask me".


>>23683617
idk man looks good to me, try making pic 2 your main pic it forces em to scroll thru your photos

>>23683562
remove pic 1

>>23683438
don't call yourself awkward

>>23683044
make pic 4 pic 1

>>23683020
not gona lie gay bio, leave the feminine stuff for girls to display


be honest bros is my tinder dry because im fugly?
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I do my match some compliment, she says thanks, what next? How to develop conversation?
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>>23678569
>>23670458
>>23670631
>>23670707
Well this happened. She's got a "soulmate" and they're into letting each other explore their sexuality. She invited me to go to the nude beach with them, but I'm not really trying to look at some dick. How do I get the girl without having to blow her bf?
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>>23654188
holy shit that bio what the fuck
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I matched with a girl who expressed interest in blowing/fucking/getting face fucked, but she works during the week, I'm currently sleeping in my friends kitchen, she's in the next city over and this weekend she had a birthday dinner (confirmed on insta). Since then we haven't talked much other than the odd little message here and there, and I'm worried I'm not gonna fuck her little face anymore. How do you keep the conversation alive during this down time in between? I'm thinking of just going to her job and raping her during her lunch break.
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>>23676008
Would play Catan with/10

I'm gonna add that to my profile, any girl who responds to that is wifey material
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>>23664357
wew
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>>23685171
>girl interested in blowing/fucking/getting face fucked
>I'm currently sleeping in my friends kitchen
>I'm worried I'm not gonna fuck her little face >I'm thinking of just going to her job and raping her during her lunch break.

hmm
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>>23654188
Horrible climbing form.
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>>23685242
Are you going to answer the question nigger?
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>>23685171
I need to see that pic!

Currently in a somewhat similar situation. Talking to an 18yo, who bragged about her deep-throat skills, but it'll be a while till we can meet IRL, so I got to keep her interested.

Currently just doing some standard sexting, and I guess when the weekend is over, I'll be all "responsible adult" (I'm quite a bit older than her) and tell her that I cant text too much at work, but if she's a good girl, I might find time for a lill snap at the toilet or something…

Making myself rare, while still maiking her feel special.
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>>23685450
Ask her questions about herself or what you want to plan etc. (questions that don't include raping her), are you that autistic?
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>>23685738
Yea I feel I need to lay off a bit, but my autism keeps triggering and I feel like there are hundreds of guys lined up already.
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>>23655781
You know you don't look like him at all though, right?
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I average 2-3 matches per day and message most of them. I get about 70% response rate from the girls I message but they always stop responding before I can arrange a meeting. I feel like I'm being to passive; my typical openers are to the effect of "Hey, do anything cool for the weekend?" like I would on okcupid, while I imagine everyone else being like "ey bby u want sum fuk".

More aggressive posts, or are tinder bitches just flaky as fuck?
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>>23685991
You start with planning a meet. That's not good. Make her some compliments, ask some questions first, she must feel comfortable with you.
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>>23686018
I appreciate the critique, but any compliment I send is just going to be thrown on the pile of ignored "omg bby ur beautiful" texts. I've heard that girls often get annoyed by compliments so I've avoided using them.
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>>23686068
Then make an effort into your compliment. Ask them about themselves, and then compliment their interests, numbnuts.
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>>23685991
dude youre wayyy too quick, try having a couple hours of conversation before you ask for a meetup
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>>23686068
Ask her something about her bio then. Or some standard questions.
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>>23685991
post your tinder profile for science
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Got 30 matches for 3 days, moved 2 conversations into facebook, both don't mind to meet. Should I add dirt to my conversations? Because now I talk 100% clean.
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>>23686653
Davai brat, go for the ceeski.
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Quick question:

Do you have to be a non-virgin to use Tinder?
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How's mine? Just created an account.
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>match with chick
>message her
>tells me I'm cute
>asks if I want to hang out
>agree to, ask for her #
>never responds
If I lived in an area with more people I'd probably be bugged less. Oh well.
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Don't seem to get many matches so perhaps i'm doing something wrong
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How to deal with pre sex jitters? When a girl tells you to fuck her brains out, but you know you'll never be able to achieve that. Have I been watching too much porn?
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>>23686894
nope, helps though
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>>23687043
The Mike's hard lemonade really throws off the whole tough army guy thing you've got going on. A pic with Busweiser or Jack Daniel's would probably be more fitting.
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>>23650653
>qt messaged me last week
>forgot to reply because couldn't think of anything to say
>Go to reply today after realizing "you're being a fucking retard holy shit"
>unmatched me this morning

fug. I just never feel compelled to even talk to anybody on this damn app. What do?
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I'm hopeless I know help me friends I want to get laid

I suck at openers what I've been saying is

"On a scale from 1 to America how free are you this week?"
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>>23688318
Forgot pic. Also I'm sort of balding in the back and only 5'8

I've gotten laid just not on tinder
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Matched with this girl.
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Im a 8/10 guy, but my bio must be driving girls off since all my pics are goodlooking but no catches

What should i change?
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My gf and I broke up on Thursday, so I've been trying to get back into the Tinder game. I'm not entirely hopeless (I have two dates set up for next week), but it's always good to improve and stuff. I'd be happy to expand any of the images if necessary(:
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>>23682946

I don't get it, what's funny about that?
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>Girls message me wanting me to get them drunk and pork them

>I dont drink

Why cant I just be a drunk normie like everyone else
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>>23688844
Why don't you just drink?
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>>23688844
I've never drank. I've had quite a few girls stop talking because they think it's weird.
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>>23688846
I don't really like how it makes me feel, also I have a lot of personal stigma about drinking because of people Ive met and had to deal with in my life.
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I had a tinder for months with my only goal being to match with girls. Now I actually want to try messaging them.

So what do I say to someone to start a conversation with someone (who's got nothing to work with in their bio)?
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>>23688899
I just start with a shitty chat-up line. Usually if you say something like "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber", then the girl will tell you a message about how shitty that line is, so that usually works.
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>>23673412
>Feminist
>Hairy
>Leftist politics
>Celibate
>KILL WHITE SUPREMACY
>God

Bait? If not that is the most repellant bio I've ever seen in my entire life. Here's the lowdown:

1) You claim to be not interested in sex (on a hookup app let's b srs here). Just lmao. And even an emoji demonstration to hit it home that the guy is in for a sexless relationship.

2) Some special "form" of feminist, AKA I would legit expect false sexual assault claims if I angered you in any way like if I rejected you after the date. ALWAYS swipe left on girls who mention feminism on their dating profiles due to the extreme likelihood they are bunny boilers.

3) Hairy armpits (goodbye 99% of the dating pool). Might as well have a guy write "sweaty scrotum" on his profile.

4) Overtly interested in discussing politics (considering "leftist" = probably stuck-up SJW), be terrified to say anything due to extreme over-sensitivity. Also mentioning Sanders = Someone who likes a different candidate will automatically feel divided from you.

5) Mentioning God = will be crazily into religion, possibly Ned Flanders at best or a member of the Westboro Baptist Church at worst.

6) Vegetarian isn't a bad thing, but coupled with the rest, it really drives home the "I'm a hairy, psychotic, man-hating, blue-haired Tumblr weirdo" angle.

7) Mentioning white supremacy, again drives home the above point, but even more so. Most normal people don't feel the need to discuss racial issues on their fucking dating profiles.

Truly a pitiful effort LMAO. And lol'd at this:

>My last pic is me getting arrested

Honestly, I highly doubt this is real but you never know... And if it is real then seriously just quit trying to write a good profile because it's beyond hope.
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>>23688935
>chat-up line
Man, I can't take advice from you. We live in different worlds, Mr. Euro.
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>>23673412

West Virginia? Who the fuck are you? I literally know every single radical leftist in WV.
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>>23689159
What do you mean by that?
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r8 h8 or upd8
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>>23688726
you look kinda skeletal in 3, and 5 looks a little awkward
>>23688635
last sentence rings through a little arrogant
>>23688323
4 looks a little unnatural, otherwise allgood
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>>23689263
Just that I don't know that I'm interested in taking the advice of a Eurofag. I'm not sure how universal this stuff is.
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>>23688635
emojis, poor grammar, lack of punctuation, and that last sentence all make you sound like a retard. especially someone who is supposed to have a premium on them for being a lawyer
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>>23688954
lul
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Doing pretty well these days, but what the hell.
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>>23689443
Women are women everywhere lol. Besides, Britain is the America of Europe anyway.
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>>23689582
Well I went with the line verbatim anyway because I'm as helpless as I suggested.
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>>23688318
I know it's been said many times already in this thread, but all you have to is ask them some questions you see from their profile. It helps if you live in a big city where girls aren't plain and have interesting shit on their profile. Be direct, little or no sexual inuendos and profit. I used to beat around the bush when a girl told me to be more direct about what I want. It's been helping out since.
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>>23660513
this is so tryhard
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>>23690125
That pretty much never ever works for me sadly.

Also, I live in a huge city, and I'd say less than 5% of women have anything on their profile to talk to them about, I'd say like 50% have no text, and the other 45% just have super generic stuff or just whatever college they graduated from.
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>>23688316
Fuck it. Shit happens. Sometimes it goes nice, sometimes - not. Keep going. But you shouldn't write if you have bad mood and don't want to.
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I'll give this a why why not
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Thougths? Anyway what are the signs of red flags, im curius.
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Thanks dudes
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>>23690385
>>23689577
You should put solo photos with visible face as the main one
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>>23690373
She was quite fast foward..
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How about now?
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>>23690468
You're beautiful, remember that Charles
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>>23686894
Was a 29yo kissless virgin on the step to wizardhood, and then decided to turn my live around, which included, among other things, tinder.

Took me months to get anywhere (and a 20yo nimpho who made the first move, and taught me WTF i should do), but now, 1.5 years later, I currently am trying to date a fellow 30yo 9/10 gymnast woman, while getting advice on how to proceed by my 40yo milf fuckbuddy and sexting with an 18yo girl who promised me to deepthroat me when we meet next weekend.

So, yeah, worked out pretty well, but I had to learn a lot of shit in like 6 months, that I should have learned in 15 years or so…
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>>23690697
>29yo kissless virgin
This is me.

Teach me your ways, senpai.
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>>23690706
>Teach me your ways, senpai.
OK, so here is the short version:
>be me, et cetera…
>school, good grades, a few good friends, but afraid of girls
>uni, good grades, kept my old friends, but see them rarer, keep living at home (gotta safe moneys), not afraid of girls anymore, but dont really know what to do with them
>get a good job, move out, earn good money
>hm, gotta focus on work, and when I'm all set up and have money, girls will come by themselves, after all, bitches love money…
>loose that job
>realize money is really important, but not everything
>new job, new city, new live
>OK, gotta turn my live around
>Still consider job and money important, but try really hard to be social and all that
>among other things: install tinder
>I read about 80% of tinder threads here since the last 1.5 years
>do it all methodically and nerdy
>try various types of profiles and approaches
>first dates where horrible
>got me said 20yo chubby nimpho who made the first move
>realized how things work
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>>23690749
>>realized how things work
So now my "recipe" is:
>chat with compliments and some slightly suggestive things
>but still, have a normal and interesting conversation (I have an interesting job, and know a lot, so that helps)
>set up a first date as soon as possible at a public!!! place
>a lot of girls tell me that they felt they could trust me, since I was treating them normal, and not just telling them to fuck with the first message, or sending them my penis as soon as I got their number
>keep a normal conversation
>I know picked out the bars at my city where they have very small tables, because:
>as soon as possible, get body contact! (hand on knee, for starters)
>see how she reacts
>depending on reacting, go a bit further (but dont ram your hand in her panties imidiatley!) or move a bit back (but dont pull completely back, unless she pulls out the taser)
>keep talking normally, but with some more flirts and compliments
>and then the hard part:
>feel if you can go for a kiss or not
>if not, well, try another date, and proceed where you left of
>if yes, ask to move to another place
>if yes there: WIN
>if no: suggest to netflix and chill next wednesday, or whatever

As said: Took me over 6 months to get that far, but now, the above works in 1 out of 4 cases.

Be prepared to embarass yourself a few times, but you gotta take some risks! (but not too many, so practice putting on condoms at home, and find the correct size)
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>>23690468
One of the pics in dress uniform is exactly what I was going to recommend, not that I'm much of a Tinder expert though.

I'd delete one of the other photos (maybe 2, which looks a bit awkward) and put the diving pic back in, though.
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>>23690238
I dunno man, it takes some practice getting to know how to talk to girls on the internet. You ought probably could have success on tinder. I don't think your friends in your first pic are helping you out much and number 6 looks kinda weird. As gay as it sounds, next time you go hiking or to nature and shit bring your camera and have your bros take pics of you. And maybe no top less pics?


Idk man, I have a second profile called Pizza and you'd be amazed at how much random shit you can say to girls and they eat up. I have no clue what exactly works here.
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>>23691124
An example of what can work on tinder.. Lol. Just gotta go for it man. Don't be boring yafeelme?
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>>23650658
HEY! YOUR BEER IS ON FIRE!!!!
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>>23654910

Watch out with too much info and creative words. Also, at good bio leaves the reader with more questions than they entered with.

For you, I would probably write something like this.
"Radio host, film student and fajita enthusiast."

Also, you might consider chancing your bio to english. Some girls may think it sounds kinda pretentious, but it makes it a lot easier to get some of that sweet sweet exchange student ass.

My own bio reads "I am banned from two countries, but sometimes seem to be welcome in the rest". May not be the world's best bio, but banned form countries-parts seems to raise enough attention for a lot of girls to write me the moment we match.

Welcome on tinder, Mikkel!
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is this thread dead?
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>>23687416
Keep picture 1 and maybe 4. The rest have to go.

Replace 6 with something better quality that still shows off your body, but don't make it a shirtless one unless it's candid or at the beach/pool/etc.

Find a better group picture to replace 3 because you all look awkward and the first thing anyone will see is that ugly old guy in the corner.

2 and 5 both don't show your face or body, which is bad as you seem handsome from you're other pictures. Replace them with pictures of you doing stuff (ie no mirror selfies) where we can clearly see you. Perhaps pictures with a cute dog/cat since you say in your bio you love animals.

Also, depending on what you're aiming for, consider changing the order of the pictures. Good luck!
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>>23689354
Almost all your pictures are you with attractive women. This can be intimidating for anyone swiping and they may swipe left just because of that. Also your first picture should almost never be a selfie and FFS smile or look like you're enjoying yourself in your pictures!

If I were you, I would probably replace your pictures ones of me doing various activities/hobbies and hanging out with friends who aren't hot grills. Look at some of the successful profiles to get ideas.

You should add some more to your bio, too. Like what you're studying, what you like to do, etc but don't make it basic or include an overly used joke

Also you seem like the kind of person that would look way more handsome if they lost weight so consider changing your diet and hitting the gym
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will probably regret this
anything I should change?
I get a solid number of matches but most of them are either bots or we just don't hit it off.
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>>23691519
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>>23686653
Damn, I have like 40 matches bur I swiped all the girls already( What to change?
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If I made a spare facebook account to link my tinder profile (tinder profile is real though) where I will have 0 common friends between matches, will they immediately ignore me? Or should I just link my real facebook which is essentially blank except for 1 picture and maybe 40 friends.

I'm barely getting matches, and the few that have matched don't respond...
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How far should I set my Tinder ?
I live in a pretty weird spot, near two different country on top of my own with the 3 different languages that come with it
I speak fluently two of them but if I want to drop the one I don't know, I'll drop the other non-native too

For now, it is set to 80km/50miles so I have the biggest city of my region in the covered area
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>>23692463
I had the same problem when i lived in beirut. Set the distance too great, and I would get all the girls living in Syria and Israhell. Those two being particularly difficult places to visit...

But generally I would say set your radius short. You dont want to have to travel to much to meet people.

Currently I live in copenhagen and has my radius set to 4km. Works fine.
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Don't really have any recent pictures of myself so I set my phone up in my backyard and tried to make a kind of gag out of it. Feedback?
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>>23692859
Face should be visible. Diffirent backgrounds. 1st one is very sexy desu, no homo.
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Just made mine. Only one pic on there, know I won't get much praise. But how is it si car anyway
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>>23692908

Simplify your bio. Get more pics. You're a handsome dude, just smile man.
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>>23691124
I think you're mixing me up with somebody else, I haven't posted my profile in this thread, just that one comment.
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>>23692929
Better?
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>>23691519
you're not ugly but you look like you're shitting yourself from fear. Learn how to look confident
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Anyone successfully hookup with her girl that says she isn't looking for a hookup on her tinder profile? I swear at least 75% of the girls in my city say they aren't looking to hookup. Is that a lie?
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>>23651227

dammit mike! DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN 4CHAN AND TUMBLR I SEE YOU FUCKIN EVERYWHERE I GO
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How the FUCK am i not 'elligible' ??
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>>23692929
Pic #3 is weird. What happened to the photo of you scuba diving?
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>>23661680
Get rid of photos 6 & 4. Bio is short and to the point. Keep it that way. Otherwise would definitely swipe right.
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:c)
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I got 75 matches in my first 3 days on tinder with only 1 pic and a bio which just says my uni degree and hometown

bearing in mind i live in a fairly small uk city thats pretty good right?
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>he doesnt use Swipely


Enjoy never getting a match
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>>23693625
This is honestly one of the cutest faces I've ever seen.

Rock it mama
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>>23693660
The fuck is Swipely?
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>>23693907

App, gives unlimited likes
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>>23693672
wow that was a genuinely great compliment. thank you!
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>>23690370
cute cute cute. would swipe right. i'd get rid of pic 4 though and replace it with something where your face is more visible :)
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>>23693625
You're very beautiful, would super like and then white knight
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>>23653721
Its clear youre not a hood nigga but at least show you have friends or have 1 or 2 pics in a social environment. You look too much like a loner
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>>23662210
Nigga you can be who you are but not post some weirdshit talking about transhumanism or electroswing. you wont get matches if your profile is full of junk no one understands. Tinder just isnt the platform for all that shit, try a real dating app
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>>23664357
Whole profile is cringe, especially 2. Holy shit
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I get one maybe two matches a day with this setup, think the profile is ok but advice is welcome. What are some openers that work for yall when you match?
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>>23693474
Either your account age is <18 years old or the currency conversion is actually more than your balance, since it's off by a dollar?

I dunno...
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>>23693952
Is swipely popular as tinder or just niche?
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I'be been thinking of making a Tinder profile for a while now, but have no clue how Facebook ties into it. Will people be able to see your tinder profile and match/block while you're still setting it up? Also, is it one of those tie-in apps that likes to post to your wall or am I being paranoid?

>>23694212
It's your nose, adorable with that smile combo.

Also, your eyes in #6 seem like they're to die for
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>>23694545
I don't think your friends on Facebook will see you have a tinder. It probably just uses your interests and friends list match up with others.

Also, some tips would be appreciated
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>>23693660
>>23693907

>search app store for "swipely"
>no results
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I just made a Tinder. I've got 14 matches in about an hour (I went ahead and purchased a month of the Pro version) of just swiping right on everyone. 4 of them were bots though. How well am I faring? Is this average? Above, below?
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>>23694588

Nice. I've only gotten 4 matches since Thursday lol. 2 in a day but neither girl responded, another unmatched me after I made a joke, and the last hasn't responded either
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>>23694522

Im American so currency should be same
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>>23694588
got 5 matches in a week. 3 were bot so good job
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>>23694645
>>23694594

Cool. Now I just need to stop being a pussy and actually message one of them.
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>>23694659
post your profile for science
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>>23693347
>Anyone successfully hookup with her girl that says she isn't looking for a hookup on her tinder profile?
Yes.
You just gotta be full on
>Im the guy and I know what I want, and I get what I want
without being creepy/rapy, and then yoou'll maybe succeed. Just the same as with any other tinder girl.
> I swear at least 75% of the girls in my city say they aren't looking to hookup. Is that a lie?
Some anon in one of these threads postulated that they are all just doing so, in case someone they know IRL swipes upon them, so that they can prove that they are a good girl, and just looking for the prince that they are going to marry eventually…
sounds about right.
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literally just made this, any tips?
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I feel like my bio could be better.

Also I like to talk for a day then I get bored and stop, how long before a response out of the blue is just weird?
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How accurate is the distance listed on other people's profiles? I'm trying to find myself a new fuckbuddy that is very local, don't feel like driving for an hour to get laid every week..
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>>23696037
Stop Tinder. Date me instead.

Best tip. Pro tip. Every day tip.
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>>23654188
NEVER have another girl in the focus of your pictures on any dating app
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>>23659351
try smiling with your mouth closed. you scared me to be honest. put pictures with different expressions
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>>23660044
You good, maybe get rid of 2 or 5.
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>>23660513
you tried so hard to be funny it turned into straight cringe. lucky you have good photos that'll make most ignore your autistic bio
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>>23696333
nice trips, would probably date
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>>23661680
delete 4&5
4-you don't want chick to be insecure if your female friend is hot
5-unflattering
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>>23662690
Replace 2
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>>23663880
post profile, otherwise we won't know what's specific. maybe there are more attractive people at your uni and you compare average to them
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>>23664558
Seems okay to me, maybe it's just the area.
I'd replace the motorcycle picture with one of you with friends or family.
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>>23665456
10/10 would match, change 1st pic maybe
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>>23666785
stop looking down your phone on your selfies
have a full body picture
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>>23666913
>vegan
>polyamorous
delete that shit

add more pics in a different environment
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>>23670892
bio's good, wtf is #3
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Is it just me or do I see way too many girl's bio saying "if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain". Is this a bot or some unoriginal shit?
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Suggestions please as I rarely match
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>>23654240
This motherfucker...you're carrying the torch bro. Be a beacon for future generations - make a shitton of hardcore Scottish babies, just not with some sloppy chav eh? I'm in the states now myself and it makes me miss home. They can't even handle the drink here. Glasgow folk were more hardcore than here.
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>>23678240
cringe
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>>23696556
Must be one of the basement dwellers I see around here that strike out in the bar time and time again, sitting there sweating and nervous in the corner and falling down off of a six.
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I don't know what to put in my bio, any tips ?
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>>23682886
add more variety of photos
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>>23692949
outdoorsy is one word
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>>23696037
10/10

>>23696095
cute
delete the exclamation mark
maybe replace first pic, it kind of looks like you are pooping the bird out...

>>23696531
"not good at talking about myself" remove that.
upload better quality pictures if they are that gritty on there.
have some of you doing a hobby or having fun with people.

>>23696578
a couple of your interests, maybe a joke that'll spark interest.
i'd also put more social pictures, you look lonely as hell desu senpai.


Sorry for posting too much, I'm a newfag
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>>23696639
>i'd also put more social pictures, you look lonely as hell desu senpai.
Don't have any though
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>>23696639
Thanks m8,

! Is gone but the bird picture gets me a lot of messages first.
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>>23696639

Cheers I'll remove the not good at talking about myself bit and photos are OK just went gritty for screen shot
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I'm assuming I should make less autistic faces?
Thanks for the help guys
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I've done OK so far
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Nothing but fucking robots in my area

Ive gotten like 10 matches and 7 have been robots
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Anyone else feel tinder is just a huge rejection device? Like deduct you're matches from your likes and you have the rejection factor.

And on top of that when you do get a match its like a chore for them to reply to you anyone experience this or is it just me?
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What fix
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>>23696891
Is true. But there are some good cuties. Hard to find though.
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What's a typical turnaround time on super likes? Are they just all swiping left on me?
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>>23696037
>>23696639
i changed the bio as i was worried nobody would get the simpsons reference and they'd just think i was retarded or something
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>>23697282

yep sorry bud. you get the notification instantly if someone super likes you.
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Alright made some improvements. I get a match or two a day but no one ever replies. I send harmless jokes but nothing ever works.

>>23697021
Swap 3 and 1 and add something in a social enviroment? Other than that, you should be rakin in the matches.
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>>23697282
Protip: don't superlike. Girls find it creepy, not flattering.
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>>23697591
whew yup this is pretty bad. Having your first 2 pictures in the exact same setting is no good, makes it look like you don't get out much, especially since the other pictures are selfies.

Also, don't hedge on your bio and pretend you aren't on tinder to meet girls. The end goal is meeting people and it doesn't help to not be sincere about that.
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>>23697364
correct
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>>23696891
I feel like you just experience more explicit rejection on tinder so it's easier to identify, you'd be getting just as much rejection in real life if random girls were put into the position of choosing whether or not to interact with you
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>>23697602
Not all
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>>23696819
how okay have you done, like what's your matches/successful dates stats and all that
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>>23694703

So it's the following day and I have 56 matches. The problem I have so far is at least half of them are fucking bots. A good number of them are categorical landwhales (not just "curvy", they are bona fide morbidly obese.) A good handful I find attractive, but some of that handful will not even respond to me, or they give the cold shoulder when I ask if they want to get coffee or something.

Is this how it's supposed to be?
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>>23698164
Well I just made the Profile about 15 minutes before posting that. Already have 16 matches. Obviously no dates yet as I just made the Profile.

No too bad so far.
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What's the method for just landing nudes? I've gotten countless Snapchat accounts from girls but they aren't taking my hints but keep talking regularly to me.

I tend to start conversation normal, try to be charming, get their snap then kinda drop hints. Most I got was a bra pic from a drunk girl who didn't remember doing it.
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>>23698441
how do you get their snapchats?
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I can post a less blurry pic of my face. I don't even get matches with fitness girls...

Only match I've gotten and been able to talk to is 34 y/o 7ish/10 milf. It's all been landwhales, bots, and transwomen.
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>>23698474
Talk to them for a bit then casually ask if they have a number or snapchat. 9/10 times they are more willing to give snapchat than their number. Afterwards I either get no snaps from them and they rarely if ever update their stories or they'll occasionally respond to a snap I send a few people about how bored or how drunk I am.
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http://tinder.com/@fabled_courier
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>>23698590
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Tips/criticism would be cool.
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Is this good enough for Tinder
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R8 me lads and layds.
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How come i can't use emojii on my bios page and other people can?
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>>23697602
They do if they see you only have only the intention to fuck them. But if you have like 10+ mutual interests and know you two will clique instantly it's a good call
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also, how come do you get those high res bios? when i take a screenshot of mine it looks blurry as fuck
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>>23697282
Very quick usually. If I see a girl I'd really like to talk to, I'm not afraid to smash that muthafucking super like button. I usually get a match back from them and have never experienced any of the creepiness expressed by the other anon.
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>>23698699
I've seen many girls have that exact same threesome comment on their bio.
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heres fix

cant fix ur ugly inner duck face btw
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>>23698165
Yes, don't worry. Some girls say that i'm the nicest they met and some don't even respond. Maybe they have no mood, maybe they didn't like what you said, bur don't worry. It's normal.
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>>23698887
Hoes don't obey the rules. If she is beautiful, people write anyway, any bullshit may be written in bio.
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Be gentle desu
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>>23698717
Maybe
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>>23699624
No, i mean i LITERALLY can't use emojii.
like... there's only alphanumeric characters when typing the bios
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