Lets do something a bit different Post your age, sex, orientation,

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Lets do something a bit different

Post your age, sex, orientation, and state. Then write a short story of what this board has done for you in real life.

Ill start
19/M/Straight/CA

>Make thread of specific county for a hookup
>Actually get a response
>Chat with her on kik
>Set a meetup time
>Offer her dinner because im not a savage
>get there, solid 8/10
>she startes smoking -1 point
>Have dinner, shes super nice yet unhygenic. Yellow teeth, dirty clothes, smoke and body odor smell
>Get to her apartment
>Mattress only, no frame or box spring.
>crumbs all over bed
>overflowing trashcan
>roaches and bugs everywhere
>dirty dishes and pot pie pans everywhere
>smells like death
>have sex with her anyway
>biggest mistake Ive made all year

Probably one of my top 10 least proudest moments. Totally regret it. Lost interest in hookups. Much rather get to know someone before even THINKING of having sex