How Nu Male are you /soc/? >Has beard (or) Glasses? >20-30yo?

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I've totally noticed this trend, I just called them yuppie faggots.

i have glasses but that's about it. my brother is a less "nerdy" version of this to a T tho

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still can potentially get pussy, sup?

Not at all unless you count being in the 20-30 age range.

Unfortunately the Bay Area seems to be ground zero fro these yuppie techwad oxygen thieves that I'm ashamed to share a generation with.

I'm beta, but I despise these hipster SJW type men. I am beta on a personal level. These nu-males are betas and cucks on a societal level.

The personality traits/habits are a bit too specific, but the "look" is obviously pervasive. Not sure why so many young guys look like this nowadays, they're pretty much interchangeable

Wait, they're straight?

Goddammit

Nu male here. Pic is real.

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>maybe
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I have a beard because I have an utter baby face otherwise and I have glasses because I can't see. Fuck these faggots ruining the look.

>>23637096
>Has beard (or) Glasses?
Well I've gotta beard
>20-30yo?
Shit I'm also 20, how fucked am I?

>>23637096
>>23637096
>How Nu Male are you /soc/?
>Has beard (or) Glasses?
beard BEC I'm to lazy to Shave since 15
>20-30yo?
24
>Premature Balding?
fuck no noone in my family really balds only gets grey at 50 and white at 70 so I gonna Rock gandalf-look in retirement fuck yeah
>White Knight?
pff fuck off betas
>White Guilt?
yeah I'm guilty for beeing born with a skin colour i can't control.
>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet Outspoken?
passive but not boring, most discussions bore me bc they are held on a stupid lvl
>Avatars?
dafaq I can take a Portrait of myself why do I need a Fake avatar
>One Step Above Fedora-Fag?
don't care about some imaginary Ladder, but yeah nu if it makes you happy that you think you are better than some other yuppie shit feel free to think that way
>Thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
I'm not unique, how on living Earth can I be unique if everything I can consume is massproduced?
>Will take wife's last name?
If it fits my prename why not, I Personaly don't care about names, just some random letters in a special order, we could also Call ourselves with numbers, wouldn't mind if I get called 277482759 instead of Thomas. and mostly our Nicknames would be the last 3 digits. so really I don't care about names

I have a beard and glasses. That's it.

>Has beard (or) Glasses?
beard yes, don't have 20/20 but don't need glasses either
>20-30yo?
27
>Premature Balding?
hairline changed from n1 to n1.5 on the Norwood scale in my early 20s, haven't lost a hair since. can't explain it, genetics?
>White Knight?
nope
>White Guilt?
acknowledgement of white privilege, zero guilt
>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet Outspoken?
I'm too aggressive to be perfectly honest
>Avatars?
great movie
>One Step Above Fedora-Fag?
I don't own any fedoras
>Thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
everyone thinks they're unique
>Will take wife's last name?
probably not but if it was a really cool name, maybe. Jack White did it, and his name is pretty cool

>>23637096
I'm a nu female and this is the only type of male I have respect for. Basically because I think they are the only type to stop rape from continuing to happen in the future.

>>23644056
That is bullshit. They are not rape police, they are not super heroes. Hell, i bet you some of them only think that way BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU!!!

There are men who are fighting against rape culture, they come from all walks of life, and they do it because it's the right thing to do. Not because it's a social fad they should focus on this month.

And you shouldn't be leaving the task to just them either. YOU should also be fighting to stop rape. It's not fair to anyone to just give a task to a certain group of people just because you think it's their responsibility. If you are passionate about it, IT'S JUST AS MUCH YOUR FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!

>>23637096
>despite not ever receiving any rewards or personal benefit.

If you require rewards or benefits to take the defense of someone facing injustice, you're a dirtbag.

>>23644056
Oh, so women are entitled to men fighting for them now?

>>23638068
Its time to re-evaluate your life choices

>Has beard (or) Glasses?
Glasses, prescription
>20-30yo?
Yes
>Premature Balding?
No
>White Knight?
No
>White Guilt?
No
>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet Outspoken?
Pretty boring.
>Avatars?
What?
>One Step Above Fedora-Fag?
What do you mean? I'm an atheist, but I honestly don't give a shit what other people believe. I'm more than happy with lying to people here when they ask if I'm a Christian, it's just less drama.
>Thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
I'm too white to look the same as the "others" here.
That said I'm not unique, just boring.
>Will take wife's last name?
Fuck no, not doing that hyphen bullshit either.

>Has beard (or) Glasses?
Both
>20-30yo?
31. Hah(?)
>Premature Balding?
Yeah
>White Knight?
Nope
>White Guilt?
Nope
>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet Outspoken?
Depends
>Avatars?
Nope
>One Step Above Fedora-Fag?
Nope
>Thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
Nope
>Will take wife's last name?
Nope

Itt: insecure guys try desperately to prove they don't fit this description

>>23637096
>Has beard (or) Glasses?
Nope.
>20-30yo?
Well yeah, but that't not actually a choice.
>Premature Balding?
Nope.
>White Knight?
Nope.
>White Guilt?
None whatsoever.
>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet Outspoken?
Not submissive, not passive, idk if I'm boring, very outspoken.
>Avatars?
Nope.
>One Step Above Fedora-Fag?
Wot.
>Thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
This one doesn't make sense.
>Will take wife's last name?
Nope.

>>23648472
Oh but youre above all that right? Youre the most pathetic one itt

1/16

22 years of age

>Has beard (or) Glasses?
Neither
>20-30yo?
Yes
>Premature Balding?
No, it grows out like thick, wild hobo hair
>White Knight?
Fuck no
>White Guilt?
White POWER
>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet Outspoken?
I keep my opinions to myself because they have are highly charged
>Avatars?
Usually some cartoony twisted up face that looks notable or funny (love cartoons and animation)
>One Step Above Fedora-Fag?
Paranoid shut-in that likes games, believes in spirits and a divine power, so... hard to say? Not euphoric, at least
>Thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
I haven't found many that look like me and I'm able to tell if they do strike a resemblance. I have seen exactly 5 other people in my lifetime that look strikingly similar to myself.
>Will take wife's last name?
Maybe for personal reasons and only if she's really fucking awesome/rich. Otherwise, I'll suggest we take mine.

>>23648472
Well, I'm gay. That's just how we act and pretty much all we do now, except bang guys that act like this.

>Has beard (or) Glasses?
None
>20-30yo?
22
>Premature Balding?
No
>White Knight?
I guess? I'm lowkey SJW but I'm not a fucking idiot about it.
>White Guilt?
No but I acknowledge by privilege as a white person
>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet Outspoken?
Submissive maybe, passive possibly, boring unlikely. Definitely outspoken
>Avatars?
Like profile picture of choice? Probably a furry
>One Step Above Fedora-Fag?
Not even remotely close to them
>Thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
I don't look anything like the people in OP, I also dress like a wannabe goth ninja
>Will take wife's last name?
I will never ever get married but if I did I wouldn't care about such a trivial thing who cares

>Has beard (or) Glasses?
Only when I don't shave; No
>20-30yo?
No.
>Premature Balding?
No.
>White Knight?
No.
>White Guilt?
No.
>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet Outspoken?
The opposite.
>Avatars?
I have several including Osiris, Quetzalcoatl and Kalki
>One Step Above Fedora-Fag?
I have no idea what this is even supposed to mean.
>Thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
No. Look different, act and think VERY different.
>Will take wife's last name?
Gay so no.

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>Has beard (or) Glasses?
Nope

>20-30yo?
Got me there: 21.

>Premature Balding?
Nope, really thick hair though.

>White Knight?
I don't think so, m8.

>White Guilt?
Not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean, but I guess no. Did white people do some bad shit? Yea. Do I personally feel bad about it? No, they were just more successful with their bad shit and came out on top. That's life.

>Submissive/Passive/Boring yet outspoken?
No to the first three, but very outspoken, particularly in phil and polysci classes.

>Avatars?
I can't think of a situation where I have ever needed an "avatar."

>one step above fedora-fag?
I guess I'm not the one who decides that, but I'm Bretty sure that's a no.

>thinks he's unique, yet looks the same as others?
Hey man, that's not my fault. The fucking frat fags stole my clothes, not the other way around. I wear a lot of Mountain Hardwear, Patagonia, OR, REI, etc because I love to bike, snowboard, and fly fish. That shouldn't be my fault that they started wearing my outdoors brands.

>will take wife's last name?
Lel, fuck no. My son will be "anon ____ ______ the fifth," so no, and my gf knows that.

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maybe sometimes
>implying i'm white
maybe a bit
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i don't think so
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