OkCupid thread. 21/F who wants to judge your profile and possibly

Sure, I'll bite.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/disposable_alias

:^)

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/coobastank

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/soggytaco25

Alright, why not.
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/jcrickards

Worth a shot
http://m.okcupid.com/profile/goombamagician

Please tell me what is wrong with my profile. I'm not having any success with the site. Would like advice on what to write.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ramzafft

OP here. I didn't think this thread would still be up. Oh well.
I haven't made an account yet because I'm a pussy, so I can't see ALL of a profile.

>>23632556
Your profile is pretty straightforward and to the point. I would consider that better than having one of those profiles that ramble on and on and on. However, it leaves a girl with less to comment on or ask questions about. There's nothing wrong with what you have, just try to bulk it up with additional info.
>>23632642
Your favorites made me laugh. You're not going to get any serious responses probably, but it doesn't seem that's what you're going for anyway. Nice dog.
>>23633533
>>23632539
Couldn't view it.
>>23630589
I'm scared of you.
>>23630295
The way you "talk" comes across as a little... narcissistic? I'm not sure how to put it. I wouldn't say that it's necessarily a bad thing, some girls might dig it. That's the only thing I can really think of, everything else seems good. You reminded me I should probably take more pictures with friends so it looks like I actually have some.

>>23629026
Can you rate a pof profile?
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=89719077

>>23634421
>The way you "talk" comes across as a little... narcissistic? I'm not sure how to put it.

Sounds like a pretty fair assessment, honestly.

Any OKC people still around? Looking for a review of my profile, I just rebooted it after a long stint of monogamy.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/yankeesamaroo

>>23634421
>i'm scared of you

as you should be

>>23629026
Ok
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/caster_trash
It's been a while since I've really used this but it's still largely relevant.

How do you link your profile?

>>23634421
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/soggytaco25
Try it now.

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.okcupid.com%2Fprofile%2internet_ghoul

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>>23636942
Lol oops

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/jbranx

bare bones. whatevs.

fragile masculinity is real and it's very alive in this thread

>>23638364
shoo shoo
the tumblr thread is a few threads down thank you and don't let the door hit you on the way out

>>23634509
Wouldn't let me see it because I don't have an account I guess. But isn't POF for hookups? That's just what I've heard.
>>23635293
Everything checks out. You even have decent(ish) tastes. My only gripe would be the picture of you and the girl. You may be in an open relationship and not looking for anything serious, but that might scare some potential booty off.
>>23635507
There were one or two times I actually said "what the fuck" out loud while reading your profile. I also watched one of your videos, but unfortunately I couldn't understand anything because I don't speak British.
>>23636167
I mean, it's not a bad profile and you probably get mad pussy because you're cute, but nothing really STANDS OUT.
>>23636951
>>23638152
Couldn't view it.

>>23638447
Post,your nudes

>>23638371
>lol go back to tumblr
this is never actually a valid argument

>>23638522
it is when you use their non-arguments and buzzwords to try to shame some people who just want to post

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/filthyfrankisgod

Just write yours like mine and you will get laid and get dates for coffee (Just not as much as I do, because I have at least 2 dates per day [and I'M NOT JOKING])

>>23629026
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/xerroni

>>23630589
Edgy fag

I'm a rebel, here's my POF profile because whateverthefuck http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=105050342&api=1

>>23638626
The cringe is real. And likely works.

Could I get some tips to make my profile better? I'm not having any success so far.

I tried before to link it and failed. I think this link works.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/ramzafft

I'm visiting profiles so here's mine so you dont think I'm a creep
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jadetala

>>23638447
Well at least you looked.

>>23638626
You're trying waywayway too hard.
>>23638664
You already know what I'm going to say. You need more info, something that a girl can use to have conversation. The only thing I know about you is that you're artistic.
>>23638928
You have the opposite problem as the guy above. There's way too much information in your About Me.
Basically what I'm saying is if you have too little info, there isn't much to talk about because they don't know anything about you. If you have too much info, there isn't much to talk about because you've already said it all in your profile.
>>23638988
Asexual AND bisexual? So asexual and biromantic?
>>23638713
Please please please don't use the word depressed in your About Me. I'm not saying you should be ashamed, but that's not something she needs to know right away. Also, you come across as a little indecisive. Some might consider that a turnoff. Other than that, good stuff dude.

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Since I've judged some profiles, help ME out.
If you saw a 21F on OkCupid, would it come across as desperate? And what are your profile dealbreakers?

>>23640127
>So asexual and biromantic
Yes

Rate me. please.
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/cflat996

>>23629026
I've lost over 20lbs since my last pic but please help me not die alone

https://www.okcupid.com/profile

>>23640135
If that's your prof in pic then lol I wouldn't message you

I'm 20 so if I see a 21 on the site I don't care. Desperate never comes to mind except when thinking about myself

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https://www.okcupid.com/profile/heavyUSP
I know I need more pictures, more concerned about profile text.
Getting lot's of visitors, even getting some messages but my conversations never lead anywhere.

>>23638447
I'm a Mexican living in Germany. Not a bunch of pussy coming my way. If I was a black dude in Jordan's I would be drowning in it.

>>23640712
No. That's definitely not me. I haven't made one yet.

>>23640702
Bump because I'm going to die alone

not even really trying to get a rate (at least yet) i just found my profile from a year or two ago and i'm cringing so fucking hard holy shit

"i feel like things happen too fast and i hate that life doesn't have a pause button, or at least a slow it down a little button. i want to be the artistic, aestheticy, cool kind of person who knows thousands of bands and can come up with clever lines at the drop of a hat all while looking hot as hell but to be frank, i'm a little bit of a trainwreck. and for some reason, i don't feel like those types of people could ever be me anyways

so maybe i don't want that specifically but, i do want more than i have. what i have is a tendency to waste time smoking and then stress the hell out of myself to do what i need to do. on the offhand chance i have time to do things, i'll find myself browsing the same three websites and watching anime and other tv shows but mostly anime.

i'm pretty shy and i'm always thinking but when the time comes to finally words on my lips i can never really quite find them. i can really be dense sometimes but, i don't think it's as bad as it probably sounds. i think i'd like people to think of me more as an aquired taste"

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/NicholasAquinas
Straddling that thin line between "fedoralord" and "pretentious prick." Suggestions?

>>23641854
pls marry me

>>23641966
How do you feel about autumn weddings?

>>23642003
how do you feel about immediate weddings
as in
r ight now pls

>>23640135
Wat? There are so many 21Fs on OKC it's the literal definition of a nonissue. Write up a profile and I'll critique it :)

>>23638696
This guy speaks the truth.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/JLock17
My profile sucks. I feel like it comes across as try hard.

>>23642281
Bumping. I need the tough love.

>>23640687
No winky faces!
>>23640702
That link doesn't go anywhere without your username dude.
>>23641095
Your favorites section is pretty extensive. Try to cut it down, that can give you some things to talk about if they DO message you.
I can't tell you why your conversations don't go anywhere without seeing them.
My tips for conversation is to always keep it rolling. Don't ever just be like "lol" or whatever. And asking lots of questions helps.
>>23641675
Geez man. At least you were honest? Too honest.
>>23641854
I'd say you're right, but leaning towards pretentious fedoralord. It works though.
>>23642281
Couldn't view it.

>>23642281
accidentally viewed your's on mine bro, sorry no homo

>>23642363
Its only homo if you ask to touch The D.

>>23642353
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/jlock17
maybe lowercase?

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/s1ugs

currently in the process of updating it, i've got the essay questions more or less changed, getting rid of all these old pictures now

>>23642384
Actually, I changed my settings. Use the uppercase now.

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>>23638988
Damn girl you peace sign more than a hentai sult.

>>23642391
>>23642281
Just got to say you're the cutest person ever with the beard. Don't ever shave.
Anyway. Your profile isn't a good place to get on your soapbox about bias media no matter how true it is.
>>23642385
You listed smoking twice in your self-summary (intentional??). In total, you mention smoking weed 4 times on your profile. That's a bit much.

>>23642475
Maybe erase the second half then?
I was afraid the first half was pretentious.

>>23629026
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Greensbr/

How can I improve my attractiveness?

>>23642475
You're the second person on /soc/ to call me cute.

>>23642475
noted, yeah it's a little too, but i likes what i do and i do's what i likes. i could go by without the sex and have a smoke friend and be totally alright with it, but i did remove that 2nd smoking in my intro (it was intentional though, but the point comes across just as well) thank you thank you

i just got sheckled out 2 bucks for trying this boost thing, nice. but 250 people are looking at my shit apparently? it's better than sloshing through for 3 months before finding a match

>>23642491
Yes.
>>23642498
No winky faces! Your summary is kind of blocky. I suggest shortening it or breaking it up.
When someone looks at your profile, they're probably looking for quick details and those are hard to find if they are hidden in a wall of text.

>>23642603
boost time over, 500 people were looking @ me and i got 3 profile views and 1 message (all the profile views were from girls i liked too, what the hell)

UNRELATED to thread topic, but i feel like i get caught in the ice breakers for too long and they lose interest. unsure how to really move onto the next stage of a chat.

>>23640135
not really a dealbreaker but more of a warning flag for me if they consistently mention feminism. i don't have anything against it, except the people advocating for it tend to be over outspoken and ignorant and just in general annoying, you don't sound like that though

i don't usually like people who are morbidly obese

or overly religious/conservative

you seem like a chill person if basing it on your posts ITT alone

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/mattack9312

Halp

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/AndyMcMac?cf=regular

>>23642772
your bio feels solid to me, i don't like your first profile picture though.. it's like the only bad one in the bunch to me actually. the idea behind it is good, like a general picture for people to see your face

idk let other anons rate or maybe retake the pic?

>>23642856
No one replies. very upseting for the past 3 years

>>23642772
it looks fine to me but then again I've had no success on the website lol

>>23642772
There's nothing to say. It's pretty straight to the point. Nothing stands out or is memorable though.
u r coot tho
>>23642823
I can't find anything to complain about here. Good pix.

>>23640135
I spend more time on question answers than actual profile content. My dealbreakers are things like hypocrisy (the person's own answer isn't in the range of their acceptable answers), idiocy (they get a question on science or whatever wrong when it has an objectively correct answer they could have Googled in thirty seconds), or nutbaggery (they'd rather lose the right to vote than the right to bear arms).

A lot of "unacceptable" answers are fine if they explain the answer in a way that justifies it, but people don't generally explain their answers so you have to wonder how they can be so awful without having any context.

But as a woman on OKC you need to worry more about desperate losers harassing you than about seeming like a desperate loser yourself. If you start any conversations yourself you're bound to do alright.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/trollops
Probably too autistic? I chalk my lack of success up to that being the norm for males

Why are there so many fascists using okcupid? D:

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/saarth

https://m.okcupid.com/profile/RandomWordChoice

Save me from myself.

>>23643029
Thanks, this is actually helpful.
>>23643094
At first I decided you were trying too hard to be quirky, but your profile actually made me laugh (the part about the strobe light and fan). I've decided if it makes me laugh, it's automatically a decent profile.
>>23644264
Couldn't view it.
>>23644426
You look EXACTLY like this guy I used to play MtG with at FNM. He was an asshole.
You seem good though. Decent amount of information. My only suggestions are to add more pictures of you doing something (like making dat soap) and also to change your "You should message me if..." so you don't come off as trying to be one of those "soo randum lolol" people. Any mention of the word unicorn makes me think that.

>>23642432
It's because i wish i was a hentai slut

very nice very good