FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Run by performers, for performers (a

GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW (This has almost all the scripts, of every genre that you could imagine! It also contains links from past and present performers.

AUDIO HOSTING SITES (These are the most efficient sites for uploading your audios):
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING:
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE:
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs, FSA tested, performer approved!

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe

Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B

Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0

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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?*
As a performer, we all know how nerve racking it can be to post your first audio, but don’t be scared. At FSA we love getting new girls, and encourage everyone to give it a try!

Are you unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
Or you could do something naughty and masturbate/moan for us? <we all love that>
Or if you’d like, you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
You could also always try these:

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

If the New Girl questions are too much for you, feel free to try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS (These are very useful!!): http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording (These are super helpful!!): http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

FSA FAQ: http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

Also are you returning to us? Yay! But if you want to do it under a different name, OP will not blow your cover. You don't even have to ask. I can't speak for the rest of 4chan, but I believe in second chances. New OP also totally gets it, I would love to create a new persona and start fresh, but I’m way too lazy.

There's two of these up, so I'm posting the same thing in both threads since one will get deleted.

Anyway the situation would be virgin girl virgin boy, nervously giving her first bj
slowly work your way in, feel it through the jeans first, keep talking about how big the guy is
kiss up and down it, kiss his belly, suuuuper shy finally "do I do it like this", it's so big it hurts your mouth
finish with a few minutes of slow gentle sucking

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"Collar" by CoverMeInPearls

Tucked away in a little black box, way in the back of my underwear drawer, I have a collar. It's just for play, but if I wanted, it's nice enough that I could wear it all the time. My boyfriend made it himself, out of soft pink leather. It has a black satin lining, all around, and a real silver buckle. That's all it is, really. It doesn't have a tag, just an empty ring in the front, for a leash. It has no words. It doesn't say I'm his Toy, or his Pet, or his Good Girl, not even stitched on the inside, where only I would see it.

It makes sense, I guess, because that's one of the rules. When I put the collar on, I'm not allowed to talk. No words. I used to think that was a problem, because I like words. I talk a lot, even in bed. I like being able to tell my boy, how much I want him, how much he means to me, or just how good he feels, harderbabypleaseyesjustlikethat. I like cuddling up afterwards and talking about the future, whether that's next year, or next week, or tomorrow, or even just round two. I like... you know, words.

But sometimes words are just words. Sometimes they don't mean anything, or sometimes they just get in the way, or sometimes there aren't enough. Sometimes I don't want to think about round two, or tomorrow, or next week, or next year. Sometimes I don't want to be his Toy, or his Pet, or his Good Girl. Sometimes I just want to think about now, and him, and being his, not his anything, just his, full stop, completely.

That's when I put on the collar. It might as well be a bow. When I do that, I'm giving him a gift of myself, of all of me, putting myself in his hands, and nothing matters but him, him, his pleasure, his love, and the pure, simple, wonderful way that they make me feel. I don't have to think, and that means I can pour every bit of myself into showing him how much I love him, and how much, really, if I've got that, the rest just doesn't matter.

Previous Thread

>>23575368

>>23613782
Thank you <3

>>23613474

That could be the perfect recording for me if it were picked up and recorded by an actually sexually inexperienced woman... will someone make this young man's wish come true?

>>23613816
No problem. On the first post in a thread, go to the number (No. 4xxxxxxx) and right-click and "save link location" then you can paste it anywhere.

>>23613839
lol I don't think there's any virgins making lewd recordings, but they're good actors it's a popular fantasy

>>23613888
Nah, listen to all the new girl questions recordings, anon. Plenty of v-cards out there.

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FSA BINS
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SEXUAL

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
==============================================
NONSEXUAL*

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)

>>23613896
do you have those collected in some place because now I'm interested

>>23613943
No, but two new people started last thread, which is still up, and some people keep them on their chirbits. Links for the performers are in the top of the main script archive. Might be the first recording for some. Good luck.

Alright. I am in a singing mood. So I'll just leave this here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZ3wFSztE0

Juuuust gonna leave these two scripts here for beautiful and tantalizing Blondie ;)
Script #1- DD/lg
http://pastebin.com/vgtFTqUx

Script #2 Mb/lb
http://pastebin.com/WxpPB0KP

>>23613782
>Previous Thread
See, this is why I like when VK makes the new threads because he always includes the old thread link at the top. You live and learn though, RIGHT>!!? ;)

-IX

>>23613951
You really should update that list! :p

>>23614245
I know. I'll get on that soon.

Honey establishing! I mainly do mast audios and sweet talk type things if that floats anyone's boat (:

Keeping quiet mast:
http://chirb.it/83w96e
Louder mast:
http://chirb.it/zHsnLC
Untitled sweet talk:
http://chirb.it/IEaKcw

Hey, everyone. That Guy here, reposting a script from the last thread >>23610069 over to this one to avoid it being lost to time. Let's make this a great day, everyone! http://pastebin.com/hqf3d0tA

>>23614398
awwww, your voice is terribly cute. I bet you would be great at ASMR stuff.

Looking for a femanon to voice this in an old school "FM radio commercial" like tone ;)

"Life got you down? Need a little Pep in your step? Need to smile once in a while? Well good! Just tune that dial to channel 101.FSA on 4chan! Here at Female Sexy Audio, we strive to make you happy. and by happy, we mean squirting your hot, white cum all over your desk. Or if travelling, your car seat. Of if listening in the...well, you get the idea! Don't delay, join FSA...TODAY! 101.FSA-we promise, you'll be LISTENING!"

;)

>>23614587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mMzJlvtXb0

>>23614634
LOL
Now, that brought a smile to my face!
Thank you, wonderfully executed and I could tell my your inflection that you almost started laughing hehehe

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>>23613374
FSA's Authors*
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AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
VILMON http://pastebin.com/ihcAPmkG
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )

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>>23613374
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the girls make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

100-1 GOD MODE

If you fail, you have to give yourself the same number of spanks as the numbers left in your countdown.
e.g. You fail at 15, so you have to give yourself 15 spanks and count them out loud for us.
This can be done as a separate recording.

THE "FUCK YOUR 100-1 CHALLENGE" CHALLENGE

The Game is that you just masturbate furiously, occasionally recording the sounds of your schlicking, and orgasm as much as possible as quickly as possible. Cum hard, cum fast, cum often.


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So girls there's this really hot elit thing in another thread do you think you could reword it from your perspective >>23615161
>>23615169

>>23615147
Pathetic how hard you try. Maybe someday you fucking loser

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v0oDzFGTYN

Helloo

>>23615293
Wait, what???

>>23615300

hey you're cute. do you do lewds or just sing
if sing can you do the clean vocal intro to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nf_zOPMQYQ
lyrics: http://lyricstranslate.com/en/profetens-%C3%A5penbaring-revelation-prophet.html just the first verse in norwegian (fake it)

OR
lewds here with defloration theme
>>23615256
>>23613474

I guess all the girls are out having fun on a Friday night ;-;

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oR0C5RLnyK

sry about my manly voice

>>23615693
Doesn't sound that manly anon, you sound perfectly fine. Maybe try the new poster questions?

pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

>>23615704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UVAZcsQTGY
here you go~

>>23615747
I actually really like your voice. I've got two things up here I'd like
>>23615256
>>23613474

Or if that's too much a lot of girls start off by just recording themselves masturbating.
Are you into ddlg because that's really popular in these threads.

>>23615747
Nice. You sound pretty cool so I hope you stick around.

>>23615693
Deep voices are under appreciated in women, which is a shame because it makes girls alter their voices to sound more "feminine". All that does is making them sound fake in my opinion. Kudos to you for being genuine, and welcome to FSA!

>>23615806
>>23616045
awwh, thanks!

Are there any existing straight shota/babysitter recordings? I need those for reasons. I would be very grateful if someone who has links to them somewhere dug those up for me.

>>23613839
>>23613888
I'm a kissless virgin, haha! It's me Blondie :D . I've never even had a boyfriend just porn, my hand, the faucet in the shower, and now some FSA/MSA recording haha xD

-Blondie

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Di5W3vCkuZ

Throwing my giantess/growth fetish script in here again seeing if somebody bites.

http://pastebin.com/nAsFU9vm

>>23616366

Your fantasies seem very 'pronounced', and you aren't kissless given what you said in your introductory recording.
You could probably make a decent recording around the suggested theme, even if you aren't as 'innocent'.

>>23616424
Oh baby girl - daddy will always give you your allowance early if you ask like that!

Love your accent - mind telling us where it's from?

Hope to hear more lewd from you - dd/lg ageplay is hooooot

So I recently made a chirbit account but then I sorta lost my nerve to record anything because I'm not really comfortable with doing lewd stuff yet.
Is it ok to do the questions and then non lewd stuff?

>>23616740

Of course that's OK! The mix of content is what makes these threads so interesting :>

>>23616424
>>23616724
>>23614240
>two scripts here for beautiful and tantalizing Blondie

Listen, I thought I made it clear that I wrote that script strictly for Blondie and while I'm flattered you took a swing at it, there was a reason I was wanting Blondie to do them. Specifically, her voice is hot, she has talent, and they are geared for her. I'm not on the author's list for a reason, my scripts are typically custom made for who I want performing them. I thought you butchered it. With your accent, you'd be better suited for femdom anyways..
-InstigatorX

>>23616851
It's really good that you're so consistently a cunt. It'd be hard to explain to people what you're like if you weren't tossing out examples constantly.

>>23616851
It's long been our tradition that everything on the thread is open for anybody to do. And it's one of the most belittling things you can say to a recorder that their voice is more "suited to x or y" It's not even true.

>>23616851
Example #100+? of why people warn new girls about this guy.

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VK Establishing

My Scripts in chronological order with descriptions and sometimes tags.
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS

MORE RECENT WORK

"The Saucy Governess" [Victorian Setting][faux-victorian erotica]
A governess is seduced by the children's father
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 1022

"50 Shades of Rescue" by VK (Fuck the 50 shades collection)
After being rescued from her abusive boyfriend by a former teacher she expresses her thanks and indulges her curiosity
[T/s][D/s][drama][romantic][creampie][fuck the 5o shades][long exposition]
http://pastebin.com/VmcE2JPZ (Large)

"Kneedy Tailoring" by VK (Inspired by Miz Specific’s “Something You Should Know”http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DtqI9hiVN
A dress repair goes awry when he accidentally touches her.....just listen.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 1014 (2 parts)

"Semen Demon" A memey cum-hungry demon girl visits the anon who summoned her.
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
Line 193 (2 parts)

"Massage Magic" [implied incest][cousins][massage][foot fetish friendly]
The true story of how I made a woman cum just by massage.
http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
Line 258

"Balls are Best" [F4M][Femsub][oral][Cock and ball worship]
She loves his balls.
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
Line 188

"Senses (with Aftercare)" Edited by me. [D/s][Femsub] [ice]
Narrative you are tied up and he plays with you...
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 970

"I Followed You In" [BJ][Pussy eatin'}
She always liked her brother's friend and this morning she would prove it.
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Line 950

"Writing Inspiration" By Krystal and I
Faithful sub helps her master produce porn
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
Line 671

"The Good Little Wife"
[F4M] [Rom][Teacher-student][roleplay][ageplay][bestwife]
(inspired by "Amy as Wendy" by Rachael Ross on ASSTR
When her husband comes home from his teaching job all wrought up about his sexy students and their teasing, she has the solution.
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 1141 (medium)

>>23616947
>>23616950
>>23616957

I wrote those for her, period. If you're going to do them and step on her toes #1-atleast do the entire thing, #2-make it enjoyable to listen to. It's well known that people don't do my scripts unless I ask them to anyways, that's why my scripts are tailored for who I think will do the best on them.

I have the right to my opinion that she butchered it. Sure, anyone can take a swing at them, but when you're going to go atleast get it right. She didn't even do the entire script, what a joke.

>>23617183
With such shitty writing, I'm amazed someone even tried to voice it.

>>23617183
You are entitled to your opinion, of course. I am just suggesting that there are nicer ways of saying what you said. And I did not realize that the recording was incomplete.

I would like to mention this curious thing that happens now every time I read one of your recent posts. I 'hear' it Donald Trump's voice.

>>23617433
>I 'hear' it Donald Trump's voice.
That should either be, "I hear it in Donald Trump's voice.
or I hear it: Donald Trump's voice.

I think the first on is smoother, but the second on is punctuated to give more impact to the punch line.

It's not a joke, though. Can't you hear Trump saying, "She didn't even do the entire script, what a joke?"

>>23617215
LOL! Please. I produce some of the finest scripts there are. Then again, touche, you have a right to your opinion same as I do. Shame that you think my writing sucks though for erotic scripts. I honestly wasn't aware there even was a standard for erotic scripts. By all means, feel free to share a superior example of a better written script and I will incorporate it into my future layouts.

>>23617433
Thanks VK, I do take your point I just have trouble speaking to people in a level that is nice. I will work on that. I was honestly flattered she tried it. I just hope in the future if the rare fem anon decides to voice one of my scripts she gives it 100%. Hell, then I may recruit her for future endeavors. ;)

>>23617465
>Trump saying what a joke

I could actually see that :P

DIRTY TALKING PHRASE CHALLENGE II (2 FLAVORS)

Dominant

Get down there and lick my pussy

Tell me how good that pussy tastes/how wet I am/how hard I've made your cock

Keep going, suck that clit/lick that pussy/fuck me ... harder/faster/slower/gentler

Keep going, make me come with your mouth/tounge/cock

Look me in the eyes; I'm gonna suck that cock so good... but I want you to beg me for it/but if you look away I stop

Get behind me/on top/on your knees and fuck my pussy till I come

You like it? You like that tight/wet/hot/little pussy? Tell me how much you love it.

Lick this clean, baby/[his name] (finger yourself then hold out your hand... hot!)

Stand up and fuck my face/mouth/pussy

Give me that cum, I want to taste it

That's it baby/[his name], good job, keep working that pussy/cock

Submissive

I want to/please can I suck your cock?

Oh god, fuck me harder/don't stop/give me that cock

Baby/[his name], oh god, I'm gonna come, I'm coming!/can I come?

Oh god, I can't take it, oh don't stop! please don't stop!

My pussy's so wet/you feel so huge/fill me up with that cock!

Fuck me baby/love/[his name], use me like your dirty/filthy/good little girl

I want to feel you come inside me/fill me up/fuck me raw!

Fuck my pussy/do whatever you want to me/fuck me however you want, I want/need it bad!

Oooh, you're so big/huge/good, you're making me wet/come/shake

Fuck me harder/faster, make my tits bounce!

I just had the best orgasm of my life, and it was pretty necessary, I felt like the orgasms I'd been having recently were simply meh. So using a toothbrush of mine I reached the most insane orgasm I have ever had.

Just realized, at the end, look out the mic fell of it's stand so it's pretty loud! :S

http://chirb.it/D5J4F4

~Turtle~

>>23617871
A toothbrush? Like an electric toothbrush?
Do you mind sharing how and where? Like with the bristles and everything? Internal or external? I am curious to try this out now.

>>23616705
I don't really consider that my first kiss. I didn't like it and wouldn't have done it if I was being honest with myself when it happened.

>>23614240 http://chirb.it/GF5kwx
Here's the babysitter one haha! Hope I didn't completely murder it. Anyways, I feel really comfortable doing any kind of narrative script so if anyone has a narrative, I can tackle it after I get the next few requests of mine done :3

-Blondie

>>23618352
Well, there is this >>23613752
I thought you were doing something else of mine, too. But I'm just going over the links from the prior thread and I'm not sure.


>>23617871
Thanks for sharing! Necessity is sexy!

>>23618327
I used an electric toothbrush ye, I had it on top of my panties so the bristles didn't hurt and used it on my clit.

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>>23618352
>Here's the babysitter one haha! Hope I didn't completely murder it.

Oh.my.god.
I just came SO hard.
Not only did you NOT murder it...I think you did the opposite and gave new life to ageplay. Fucking incredible, Blondie. But, I knew it would be, that's why I wrote the script for you ;)
Thank you!!!

>>23616297
>Are there any existing straight shota/babysitter recordings? I need those for reasons.

I think Blondie just helped you out!

>>23616851
Twat.

>>23617871
Dat afterglow, absolutely love when girls start laughing after having an orgasm. That was fucking hot Turtle

>>23617183
Twat.

>>23618727
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I've never laughed after an orgasm before, that was new to me x3

>>23616851
Whoa, way to be a massive dickhole.

>>23618725
>>23618759

Thanks!

IM DRINKING YAY - TRYING TO GET DRUNK FOR MY FIRST TIME EVER... YAY. Idk I'm bored and alone. I'll do scripts! Haha

>>23618691
Aww thank you, you're too nice. But seriously I thought I did it really badly so this gives me more confidence for the other one, which I'll do right now :D

-Blondie :3 :D :)

>>23618835
Since it's your first time, I will give you my tried and true bartender's trick for not getting a hangover. Before you go to bed, drink a big glass of water and take some kind of aspirin. The pain of being hung over is mostly dehydration. Please be safe.

My GOD. What a day. That Guy here coming at you with a request. I LOVE blowjobs (probably a bit too much), I would rather enjoy a recording of that. Length and anything else doesn't matter. Let's make this a great day, everyone!

>>23618773
I... don't think those were compliments. I've seen your other posts. You ARE being a bit unreasonable. Actually, VERY unreasonable. I'd quit while you were ahead and stop acting this way, please.

>>23613752
http://chirb.it/Jc42dc
>>23618835
Don't waste getting drunk for the first time ever on FSA. You need to get drunk for the first time ever in a big group of friends so you can do something fun and crazy with it like get thrown out of a porn shop.

But >>23618866
is pretty legit, any time you are drinking and start to feel dizzy or weird or anything you should always drink water, and I heard it was a banana, not aspirin.

>>23618835
> this gives me more confidence for the other one, which I'll do right now

Hell yeah!!! Thanks Blondie, I feel like a kid in a candy store lol. You gots this, girl ;)
>dat talent tho...and dat ass....

>I... don't think those were compliments
No way?! Really bro? Damn, here I thought they liked me... You must be really smart!

>>23619187
Give me 5 minutes and It'll be up haha

>>23619187
You know... never mind, I apologize, please forget what I said before. I'm not smart at all. AT all.

>>23619187
>>23614240
http://chirb.it/FJDPha
Here you are, as promised! An ageplay, Dd/Lg script about a girl begging for her allowance in more way than one ;3 !

>>23618367
http://chirb.it/x8qmeO (Just did this like 2 mins ago)
http://chirb.it/tr6qaI
I did the hypnosis one of yours, and I JUST did Senses; the one about the girl being tied and her dom uses ice and a gag on her.

-Blondie :D :3 :)

>>23619217
>you look at me like a big scary wolf looks at a lamb
yeah so blondie um
I'm going to kidnap you and keep you in my basement for fucking
Can you do the virgin bj / size worship thing plz

>>23619295
Is there a script or something? I can't do improv yet unless it's super simple. If so, can you send me a forward to t? Or post it? And haha well that is a fantasy of mine in a way :3 :D

-Blondie :)

>>23619301
This is all I could come up with >>23613474
Here is a long detailed fantasy but it's from the guy's perspective so you'd have to reword it >>23615256 two links to post in another thread in that post

are you into spanking I will write you something spanking related

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>>23616851
This is why people have issues with you. This is why you always have to play the victim card. It's shit like this that makes people think you're this abhorrent entity that's worthy of loathing.

Do you want to scare performers off because that's how you scare performers off.

>>23618352
i just came buckets, then I ran out of buckets and had to go find more buckets I think I'm in love can I marry you blondie

>>23618881
Hey man just let it go. That's our evil here man, and I don't want to see what I see coming. I prefer to listen to audios, just lets not engage with IX tonight plz for sake of thread

lmao instigatorx is such a self entitled twat oh my god that's mortifying.

How does this guy sleep at night?

>>23619369
Yep... That's what I'm doing, I was fearing exactly what you were saying you didn't want to see. I wouldn't have wanted it to come to that, sometimes I get into the mode of "I should probably say something about this" when it's not needed. So... long story short, I won't and wouldn't pursue that further.

>>23619450
You're being an asshole to performers you don't like for doing things that bother you because you're possessive about your scripts and feel entitled to performances being done the way you want them, which may scare those performers away from the thread and away from other listeners who rightfully consider the performers to be doing them benevolent favors by performing for them rather than acting entitled to it. People like you are toxic to this community and must be kept out.

>>23619450
>promote talent that deserves it
*shower new girls with attention so they'll do my awful requests until they inevitably realize I'm scum.
ftfy

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>>23619327
I'm sorry. My dirty mind couldn't help but see this xD (I just had to create it in MS Paint real quick)

-Blondie

>>23619457

Two rules with me.
#1-You want to do a script I wrote for someone else, do it right and impress me or don't do it at all.
#2- When you impress me you get rewarded. When you shit on me you get shit on too and leave FSA.

What's the definition of irony bro? Asking for a straight shota babysitter script that Blondie just provided. Why don't you sit back, enjoy that shit and chill. She's worth it. Make her happy and tell her you like what you just fucking requested.

Night.

>>23619476
LOL

As you'll find out babe, lotta jelly in rotation roun' here.

;(

This was inevitable. Apologies in advance for shitting up the thread.

>>23619450

>Stop being jelly,
I never once said I personally had an issue with you, nor did I even allude to being jealous. I simply stated that history dictates that you scaring off performers has been a previous problem in the past, so much so that people have made parody scripts about you. Have some pride.

>I'm here to promote talent that deserves it.
Who are you to determine who does and doesn't have talent? That's definitely something that's subjective and I know you know that.

>>23619476
Holy fucking shit how have I never noticed that until now. Nice spotting.

>>23619506

LOL, I'm so going to bed. Have a good evening vagina face ;)

>>23619516
Hope you have a good sleep, and actually wake up on the right side of the bed this time. Yeesh.

>>23619483
People do not have to abide by your rules. Performers do this benevolently and you must accept their performances as they are. Your compliments are nobody's bread and butter so do not act like it's worth it to suck up to you and put up with your shitty attitude just to get them.

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>>23619493
>lotta jelly in rotation roun' here
Yeah, that's exactly what's going on, right.

I know FSA has some odd people in it but damn I've never seen someone so sperge out like this guy.

>>23619531
It doesn't even make sense. Are we being jealous of Blondie? Or him? Does he just says "jealous" whenever someone calls him out for acting like a shithead?

>>23619547
>Does he just says "jealous" whenever someone calls him out for acting like a shithead?

You must be new here.

>>23619531
>>23619547
Either way, we need to be careful around him. If there's any way, can we block his IP so he won't harass us all if it gets this way again? I don't know if it's possible, but he can't continue on like that. Not here.

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>>23619547
We're supposed to be jealous that girls record his scripts when he begs. Some weird alpha male dudebro thing, idk.

>>23619547
I really don't know. I'm just going to hope people avoid him in the future and that he doesn't scare off performers with his rude behavior.

>>23616366
damnnnnn that's really attractive. I like ur voice and that ass =)

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[F4M] [SPRING CHALLENGE][SCRIPT][MF] [VANILLA] [FANTASY] [DYSTOPIA] [REDEMPTION] [RAIN] [HERO-WORSHIP] [DOWNFALL]
The Rain: Completing the Rescue

Background In Short: The “Downfall” happened: Swarms of small meteors knocked out society, locals tried to rebuild and survive. A disgraced former teacher rides out with a small group of volunteers searching for those lost in the confusion, which includes his daughter. On the way they find out that girls from the town were being abducted and used as prostitutes in other communities. Local law enforcement types show no interest in following up out-of-town stuff, so the volunteers begin rescuing these girls.
====================================================================================================================================
<SFX Rain>
Hey, you still awake? <pause> Yeah, the rain woke me too. Kind of glad it held off while we were....escaping. <pause> I'm fine. You guys have a nice setup here. I took a long hot shower, found some clean clothes that fit me <trails off> I was there for three months. They captured me when I was out for run. Yeah, the memories. I'm trying to let them go.<pause> It' not too hard...the men were so unremarkable after a while. They were just between my legs for a bit and gone. <laughs> You're right. The last thing I had between my legs was a horse. And the last man who was there, despite the fact that he was faking the whole thing while I got ready to leave, was you. Look, if this bugs you or something--<pause> Yeah, OK I was a bitchy teenager and I hated having you as a teacher when you started...and I did laugh when you got in your trouble, but rescuing me from that whorehouse more than makes up for it. <pause> You proved something tonight. To me, you ARE a good man...<kiss>

>>23619616
<SFX Rain Louder>
Don't say no. I need this. <kissing> That's better. <pause> "Always beautiful ...?" I don't... I don't feel that way anymore, <pause and kissing> so keep telling me that. <pause> I've felt the desire of others.<kissing> Now I feel my own desire returning... I've felt no passion of my own for three months... but I can feel it in others and I feel the volcano in you. How long has it been? <pause as he tells you "Too long"> Let me fix that. Yes! P-put your hands on me...I'm real, I'm here, and I'm for you <moan> <pause> Oh... that was real, all right. Touching like that....is there a word for "slow urgency?" <moaning> No, I dont' find you too old. You're strong and warm I and Iove pressing my naked body to yours. It was all I could think about when we...shared that horse...holding onto you...And besides, you seem....to know....<moan> stuff about touching me...<kissing> Touch me wherever you.....<loud moan> want.. Oh, yeah...cherry red...and they love your mouth...<whimper>God I want you in me! Can I touch your cock?
<moan> Nice and thick! I want to put it in my mouth.<pause> <Kissing and licking> Is this good? I used to think I was OK at this.<BJ sounds> Yeah, guide me. I like that <BJ sounds continue> I like looking up at you. <BJ sounds continue> hey, no offense, but did you ever think of me, back then. <pause and BJ sounds> <laugh> Yeah I guess when I was rude you would think of stuffing SOMETHING in my mouth. <BJ sounds> You've got it now. Oh, yeah. Anything you want! Up here? <Loud moan as he enters you> I'm still tight? I was...actually... worried about that...oh fuck! This is good...

first time here, not sure what to do.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s197PdMC9fQ6

I'm probably heading off for the night... Until next time, everyone, please have a good night's rest, and a good day tomorrow.

>>23619623
<SFX Rain Loudest>
<excited moaning> Oh, man....this....fucking perfect...<heavy breathing> Mmmm...yeah..Mmmm...yeah..Mmmm...yeah..Mmmm...yeah...suck on my little titties! Mmmm..What? Okay! Yeah, I love doggy-style! Mmmm....ah! That hits....in a different....place! <heavy breathing> Oh! <more excited moaning. <laugh> I deserve a spanking? Mmmmmm...bring it on! <SLAP> <SLAP><SLAP> <SLAP> <more excited moaning> I'll be a good girl from now on....I promise! I'll be such...such a good girl for you! Not a bitch...not a bitch anymore...Just.....just.... your bitch! <improvise to orgasm> Just cum in me...pill's still good! Oh...Mmmmmmmmm...

<SFX Rain>
<calm down breathing> <laughter> <pause> No, I didn't use to talk so much...You met them. I've had nobody to talk to. I'm glad you don't mind. <pause> Thank you, again. <kiss> This was the rest of the rescue I needed. I just want to lay here and listen to the rain. Mmm...yeah, hold me like that. I like that. Will anyone care if I stay here with you? Good. <yawn> Real good.

>>23619627
You're supposed to have fun. What do you want to do here?

>>23619659
anything you guys want honestly

>>23619684
You have a lovely singing voice. You could ask for song requests. I'm bad for that.

But have you done the New Girl questions?>>23613381
Were you here last thread? The last song done here was done by a girl last thread, who didn't pick a name, but I called her ShroudedLady in my links.

>>23619684
I like the way you sing, could you maybe do some of this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohj02A5Fu9o

How to Deal with IX. Link these pastebins to every new girl he tries to sociopath his way into. Make it clear he's not welcome on FSA to them. If they don't record his scripts, he goes away.

>yes Blondie, this means you're indirectly hurting the thread by enabling him, stop recording his scripts please

Additionally report him every time he breaks one of soc's rules, which is fairly often.

Ballad of IX (fictionalized example)
http://pastebin.com/2cGT1TWD

Actual IX Quotes;
http://pastebin.com/MJSVgaHB

>None of this is a perfect solution, because he has no life and otherwise has to pay people to fulfill his kinks. He'll always be back, play nice for a little while and will always try to act like 'be a bro VK' in order to prevent us from having an IX warning at the top of the thread.

>if you have ideas for how to deal with him we're all ears

>>23619712
song requests would be fun, I'm just bad at talking haha

>>23619735
Well, you've got one request already>>23619717
And you aren't really the best person to judge your talking. We always discount our own voices. How about this: >>23617520
I know it's cheesy as hell, but then we'd have a benchmark.

>>23619730
>>None of this is a perfect solution, because he has no life and otherwise has to pay people to fulfill his kinks. He'll always be back, play nice for a little while and will always try to act like 'be a bro VK' in order to prevent us from having an IX warning at the top of the thread.
>>if you have ideas for how to deal with him we're all ears

Hey Turtle's our OP now. She already edited our frontispiece, maybe she'll consider it.

But I still control the FAQ and line 143 is his entry.

>>23619804
>>23619730
Nothing is stopping anyone from making any post they want in every open new thread.

>>23619575
Wow.

I am new here.

I apologize for getting into an argument with him. I was scared that he was being enabled a little too much.

>>23618866
Hey VK, so should I stop recording for IX. I don't want everyone to hate me, but I don't want to make him angry. I'm asking you because you're the wise man of the thread. And you kind of run the thread.. So what should I do? 3:

-Blondie (I never got drunk D:)

>>23619879
I'm not VK, but you will make him angry eventually anyway.

No one hates you no matter what you do, though, okay?

>>23619892
Pretty much this, don't worry Blondie.

>>23619879
As a performer myself, I say it's up to you. You can do whatever you want. Just know that if you do, he will NEVER leave you alone again. He will beg and plead for you to record script after script after script after script of his, many of them lengthy and potentially hour long recordings or more. And god forbid if you don't do it within "x amount of time"... He'll get pissed at you for ignoring him, and then he'll say you're just jelly. He'll possibly vow to never talk to you again, insult you, and then beg you to do his scripts again anyway because no one else will anymore.

-not VK
-also not jelly

>>23619879
It always goes like this. He targets new performers, he gets them to do some of his scripts. He lavishes praise on the performer, but if she refuses to take things further (kinkier scripts, off-thread contact,etc) ignores or disparages him, he gets mad and really, really nasty. I have known him to get verbally abusive in private messaging on GWA and to some extent here. You do what you want, hon. If something he writes interests you, go ahead, just be aware that this pattern exists and has been repeated over and over. I want you to be safe, and have fun here.

Also, all this crap telling IX whats wrong with him. He knows it all, Lord knows, he's heard it enough already. Doing more just gives him the attention he craves, and derails the thread.

-VK (not OP this time, but still me)

>>23619922
>also not jelly
fucking kek

any girls around anymore?

>>23619571

His IDs keep changing because he uses his cell network instead of his home's internet.

Because reasons.

>>23619922
He's actually told me you're not on a time limit before, and was completely fine when I didn't do a script of his..

I'm drunk now and it's a lot weirder than I thought it would be. It's like my head moves silly, and The Earth is moving faster than I am. I can still be perfectly professional if I wanted to though, and I can type perfectly fine. Whiskey doesn't hurt my throat but vodka does. I also tickle and feel tingly.This is fun :D :3 :) I like being dunk wow. VK I promise I'll drink water or vitamin water before I pass out and go to bed. I'm skyping someone too, so they can make sure I won't die from alcohol poisoning or something like that.

-Blondie

>>23619730
>>if you have ideas for how to deal with him we're all ears

Never directly respond to him, put a warning in the establishing posts, point all new talent he approaches and anyone who replies to him to said warning.

He can believe whatever he likes. If we don't speak to him and no-one records his scripts for him, why would he stay?

>>23620432
hey bae you're back!
Gonna do any recordings here in the am >.> even just to hear how silly and slurred you are

>>23620440
http://chirb.it/OxOspE
There you go :D Me being silly and weird haha!

-Blondie (I'm drinking nasty ass whiskey btw)

>>23620490

D'aww. Please have fun, but don't drink too much?

>>23620490
aahahahahah cute you're so messed up
don't worry about that possessive guy do what you want

>>23619879
I know I'm late to the party, but really, no one is resentful of you and they won't really ever be. It's not your fault, this is just what he does.
He did the same thing to me and I fell for it too. But eventually I told him I wasn't comfortable with his scripts, and he sort of badgered me about it, "what changed?" "what about this one?" And then insulted me with snide remarks.
If you enjoy doing them, you should, for sure. Just don't get baited by his praise, he'll turn on you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Krystal reporting. I've been asked a few times to record singing but I wanted to maintain the illusion I was even remotely appealing but alas, the time has come to shatter the illusion permanently.
Here is my shitty no-backing-track rendition of Cold Steel Drum.
I apologize in advance.
http://chirb.it/OHxA43

>>23620830
If you want to sing something else there's a video and lyrics here, just the beginnig part before the screaming
>>23615346

>>23620432
He says those things because you're new and don't know how much of a cunt he is. He can lie to you, and you'll believe it.

In fact his very first response to you was "hey babe here's my contact info" because he wants to convince you to skype fuck him, then when someone calls him out next week he'll brag about how blondie is his bitch and we're all just getting his leftovers.

Not a joke, not an exaggeration. It will happen.

>>23620878
I don't really want to sing anything new. I'm not the most confident person so, I like to be really familiar with singing the song if I'm gonna record it.

>>23620903
Milky Chance - Stolen Dance, and I know you know this song because you were waiting for someone to sing it for you lmao. Either that or down by the river

Could any femanon record herself peeing?

>>23621121
I can't believe anyone remembers that. I'd have to figure out a way to match it to my voice since it's not in the most natural register for me.

>>23619804
>>23619730
I don't know if having a warning for IX at the beginning of the thread is the best idea? It just provokes more drama, and may provoke him to come into the thread more and terrorise more girls?

>>23621276
Well, he's not going to get ignored, because people have tried to encourage that, but the very act of saying "ignore him" acknowledges him.
And if he's not getting ignored, he's not going to leave, and his very presence terrorizes girls, so.

>>23620516
>Possessive
fuck yourself, goyim

She's a proud and conservative lady. You tricked a drunk girl into doing things for you.

>>23621673
THAT WASN'T FUCKING ME. THAT WAS ON TEAMVIEWER

>>23621673
>goyim
Now now, no need to bring religion into this.

>>23621276
I don't know either, hon. I've always thought it a bad idea to call out individuals as part of the beginning of a thread. And it is just giving him attention and more power that way. We could just treat him like Voldemort and not say his name maybe?

>>23620882

lol. some people. I never got the bragging part of muchismo, I always liked keeping shit on the downlow, but then again, I am a big perv so I'm really just trying to avoid embarrassment.

http://pastebin.com/QMW2kUcB
(gentledom, almost vanilla, loving)

Reposting this from last thread, might have some new content soon.

>>23619879
>the JELLY is REAL

Yo Blondie, you're cool girl. You can't make me angry babe ;) You do what you want. I did, I had a thing with a couple of grills on here and I will fully admit that I got carried away with Zantosa. I really liked her and unfortunately for me the feeling wasn't mutual.

You do what YOU wanna do, and if that means no more recordings for me, I'm cool with that ;) You know that what we talked about will always be an opportunity for you in the future when we go live. The same for all female performers here at FSA. Even...Widget. LOL

As for the rest of the Jelly, I'm not even wasting my time responding to it. It boils down to you people have made the choice to hate me for reasons that are on par with grade school antics, jelly, and so it will continue.

Let's get back to Sexy Audios please. No need for all of you to derail the thread with jelly any longer.

;)

>>23620432
>He's actually told me you're not on a time limit before
Yeah, he told me this too, but after a day or two he was constantly asking when it was going be done. Multiple times a day. He does it with everyone. He'll spam the thread with post after post until you finish it, and then he'll beg you to do another one, he'll "give you as much time as you need" meaning a few hours, complain, beg, repeat.
Just being honest.

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>>23622149
hey IX, why did u stop coming to the discord?
I've made this and I wanted to show u it on the discord but it's been like a month since u were there last.
U've been recessing to your bad self in the threads lately, I feel like I met the real u when I talked 2 u.
I mean, I get you fancy yourself as the main anti-protagonist, but is it really worth it?

>>23622149
You can't subject performers to your rules, dumbass. People are mad at you because you act self entitled and you might scare away performers they enjoy. The thread does not belong to you so stop shitting it.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<|STORYTELLING CHALLENGES|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


1. ***FANTASY CHALLENGE***
Tell us your deepest, most sexy no-consequences fantasy. Please be candid and true and you don't have to shlick while doing it (but it would be totally cool if you did). Speak it how you want. We'll either get off on it, or some writer can turn it into a script.

2. ***BEDTIME STORY***
Can you read or tell me your favorite children's story as a bedtime story? Or make up one, if that's easier?

3. ***FIRSTS***
Do you have cute stories about "first experiences"? Let's hear about crushes, unrequited desire, watching "him" or "her" from afar, first kiss, budding romances, maybe even first fuck.It doesn't have to be too explicit or extremely dirty. Innocence, and discovery are dead cute. Bonus points if they are experiences with other women.

4. ***TRUE BESTS***
Talk about your best sex experiences. This can be solo, with a partner, with more than one partner whatever. This can be a dirty, romantic, or even a funny story as long as it is true, or true-ish.

5. ***ODDLY GOOD SEX***
Tell us about sexytimes that were strange in some way, but that you somehow were able to embrace even with that strangeness and have a good time.

6. ***BEST BDSM|D/s| ROLEPLAY| SCENE***
Describe the best scene(s) you've done and tell us what your role was, what happened and why it was so good for you. Be very detailed and provide sound effects if you want to. That's always fun.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>23622284
Performers do what they want to do, dumbass. My rules are simply common sense. Who starts a small script and leaves it unfinished? She totally butchered it and that's not the type of person I want voicing it. 98% of the voice actors here would have done it justice, had they attempted it.

Like I said prior. I have a right to my opinion, dipshit.

>>23622264
No time bro, I'm actually really busy. atleast someone else knows the real me.
I love that drawing btw ;) There's actually some sort of twisted comedic talent there. Have anymore by chance?

>>23622378
>performers do what they want to do but i get to bully them if they don't do what i want them to do

maybe ignore the things that don't satisfy your fancy

Was this posted in the last thread or did I find it on reddit?
It's a script about how instead of reading a script I'm just going to drain your balls.

[F4M][JOE][Cum with me][dirty talk][wet sounds][No fourth wall][impreg play][daddy play][cumrag/whore/slut][cumslut][drain your balls]

http://chirb.it/FycJbF

>>23622632
I think so. Lots of us, performers and writers alike, post on GWA as well as here.

>>23622632
I just listened to this, sorry for the weird echo issues at the end there.

I was recording in a different spot in my apartment than usual.

>>23622632
>>23622632
This is fantastic Zantosa. I had to take a break to catch my breath. I'm going back in now. Thank you.
-HGB

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>>23622734
Take breaks when you need them, kay? None of you are allowed to die when listening to my audios. Enjoy it in good health. <3

>>23622632
Mmmm mmmm mmmmm mmm
Came so fucking hard.
Wonderful performance.

>>23622632
wooooooooooooow! that audio is incredible

>>23622752
You're the best.

>>23622149
>>23622378
...Well. I was going to check what was going on today and listen to the new recordings today. But it's clear to me that I need to avoid this thread at all costs now that he's going to be a regular here. I'd say my usual "let's make this a great day, everyone", but clearly he's not going to make that so. Ever. Until the day he dies, most likely. So until "things" change, I'll probably be gone to my own devices. Stay strong, VA's and anons. Stay strong.

>>23619627
>nevershoutnever
Oh golly gee, why's a cutie like you hanging out with scum like us?

>>23622793
Thanks.
>>23622804
No, you're the best. Or I'm still feeling post orgasm Oxytocin and love everyone.
>>23622772
Thanks. Glad you had fun.

Blondie, that guy you let install Minecraft Mods on your PC using Team Viewer just removed me from your Skype. also...he's threatning to remove everyone els eon there as well.

Just a heads up.
-IX

>>23623413
You should delete TeamViewer like yesterday, make sure he didn't install anything else, and also disable Windows Remote Desktop. Just sayin'..

>>23623104
Speak for yourself.
And BUMP

okay FSA. i wrote this one at work. it is a succubus script, but it has angst to it that I think you femanons may like reading.

http://pastebin.com/az2LZm4e

hope you enjoy reading it.

There are mentions of BJ noises but you don;t need to do those if you are not comfortable with it.

Do you hate when authors proofread their work? Then do I have something for YOU!

Not not proofread just once...BUT NOT PROOFREAD TWICE AS I POST IT AGAIN FROM THE PREVIOUS THREAD!

>(Keeping a sad sickly tone the whole time) Hey, happy anniversary...No, I'm not feeling much better...I'll be fine, stop wo-....(Starting to get annoyed/agitated) Ugh! Just...just stop it, okay? I want this, I want to feel like I'm actually good for something, how am I supposed to feel if I can't be sexy for my own husband on our anniversary?...(Calming down) okay....Are you at least going to act like you want to touch me? (Sigh) yeah...that's....that works fine....Come on, you don't have to treat my tits like I'm made of gl-AHH (heavy breathing) I'm fine, I'm fine (getting back composure) Let...let me just work on you for a minute...(slow bj sounds, slight pause, and then even sadder:) You're....you're not even hard?... (starting to get angry) It is TOO my fault! I did my makeup, my hair, wore this stupid little dress, but none of it fucking matters because I can't even make myself pretend to be happy. I don't deserve you, I know I can't make you as happy as you try to make me fe- (Sudden cut off, sniffling, calmed down) Thanks...I really don't understand how I deserve you...please keep holding me, you're really warm....I'm sorry I'm terrible.

>>23621134
bump for femanons peeing

>>23624403
DO YOU HATE IT WHEN AUTHORS DON'T PUT A TITLE ON THEIR WORK?

I DO!
>jk, but seriously, it helps everybody.

Yo, get in here and record some shit. Wtf stop studying for finals and let's rock.quit being boring.

>>23624527
...I think I speak for all of us when I say this. I vowed not to come back until you were gone, but I then realized it was stupid because you'll probably never leave. News flash: You're an asshole. A raging, bitchy, self-entitled asshole. Not everyone has the time to record shit for you. And don't pretend that's not what you're here for. You want deliveries 24/7 of things no one wants to do. So please, if you'll kindly, LEAVE. If you don't find somewhere else to beg for your shit and have people realize you're a shithead and then move on to where ever else you'll beg and beg and beg until your fingers fall off from typing, then find somewhere else to go or, I don't know, BETTER YOURSELF. No one wants you here, no one likes you or thinks you're cute or funny, STOP. AND. LEAVE. I'm terribly sorry, but GOD DAMN, people like you drive me up the wall. Good bye.

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>>23624381
This script intensifies my tragedy boner.

>>23624578
You are just extending the feculence unnecessarily

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STAY BUMPED!

>is there a nuclear option?

>>23624381
>>23624632

THIS IS A BETTER, REVISED VERSION, READ THIS ONE INSTEAD.
http://pastebin.com/G7eYvyqs

>>23625210

Just let this one die for now.

Just take the pillow, and give it a quick merciful death

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>>23625210

there always is

>>23624578
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>23626183

for posting the same text that was requested to be read in the thread already?

>>23625933
Let's see this post violates the following Global 4chan rules:
4-"You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted."

3.-"You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies."

6.-"The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments."

7.-"Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed"

17-"Do not upload images containing additional data such as embedded sounds, documents, archives, etc."

Ouch, sounds like someone just earned theirselves a perma-ban for this one. Hope it was worth it.

>>23626224
Text on a picture isn't just text, friend. The intent is clear. See rule #4. Should we point to your toddler scripts? Or maybe the 9/11 scripts you wrote? You're barking up the wrong tree.

>>23626230
Fun. On a regular basis you request personal information, you troll, you flame, your posts are clearly not quality.

>17-"Do not upload images containing additional data such as embedded sounds, documents, archives, etc."
It's unfortunate that you didn't understand what this actually means. Nothing is embedded and the image can't be translated into something else if you know how to 'read' it.

>>23626271
Lol, you can spin it however you want. Also, blondie had already given me her skype, I was telling her to add me, that it was me so she knew it was me. Also, I typically ask performers over Reddit, Discord or email for Skype, if I like them, not 4chan. Go ahead, name who I asked for their Skype...exactly. ;)
Also ageplay type roleplay isn't illegal, so please keep trying to smear me.
You want me out and so you resort to passive aggressive behavior and posting personal pictures. Pitiful.

>>23626291
>Also ageplay type roleplay isn't illegal
I didn't say it was.
>Should we point to your toddler scripts
But I guess you rendered this invalid, then?

I wonder how anyone gained access to your personal information. The other requesters manage to stay anonymous. You'd think an educated, big, strong man who is always bragging about himself would be proud of his photos on display. I would have thought this is something you wanted! Weird. :^)

Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>>23626230

Not sure what the big deal is here.

Seems it struck a nerve with Ix though, so keep at it!

;)

>>23626230

I'm not sure what you're talking about, there is no doxxing or any information posted at all. The text in the image is also posted and requested in the thread, we frequently post captions images on FSA.

Also, how long was your ban again for requesting that thread poster to do something highly illegal?

>>23626316

He's posted pictures HERE many times and was very proud.

>>23626356
It's low, it's doxxing oriented and I don't want it posted. I share my stuff with who I share it with. And it's not you or anyone else on here ;) ill ask you nicely to remove it. Thanks

>>23626447
But where did the image come from if you didn't provide it to anyone here?
People have asked you nicely to not act like a scumbag for years, which you ignore. You pride yourself on being such an integral part of these threads, does that not mean everyone should follow the example you set of total inconsideration and disregard? The IX I've observed wouldn't remove such a post!

>>23626463
It's my fucking face, lol. So that fits right in there with doxxing. Actually it is doxxing. Do you actually know who I have pictures of? Quite a few. I'll ask nicely again for you to remove it. You people act like you're the only ones with pictures.

So the mods don't hesitate to ban me for anything, but will not remove a picture for a clear violation of Global rules, especially Rule 4. "You will not post personal information".

My face is pretty personal. Once more asking nicely to please remove it.

>>23626477
Threatening retaliation isn't exactly "asking nicely"...

>>23626157
>Written with 0 sense of self awareness

You make ME feel like I'm doing something wrong for being in these threads, because if you can come here and keep coming back no matter what bounces off of you then what does that say about any of us who try to have a good time?

>Yes I know you're on roids
>Yes I know you had a threesome
>Yes I know you sent pictures of your willy to girls ITT

Thanks for all the fascinating tales of intrigue, now fuck off.

>>23626535
That makes zero sense. Getting angry and posting my face and trying to intimidate me is not how you handle this.

If you feel like you can't come here because of me, again, makes zero sense. Please clarify. If I was that bad I would of been perma-banned along time ago.

Have you people ever considered you're the ones with the problems? Every time I say anything at all I'm viciously attacked, and now being doxxed. I asked you all along time ago to let me be, and you can't. The sad fact is you won't admit it but you get deranged joy out of this. Every nasty posting written about me makes you smile, you get excited and join in. Typical mob mentality. My advice is like I've said a thousand times, let's focus on FSA not IX. I can make a thousand comments, but if you don't respond to them, what can I say?

It's you, not me. Just admit you enjoy this shit ;) I love you guys, btw. Group hug?

>>23624423
Bump for this

>>23626612

Oh shut it. This gaslighting bullshit is just sad.

> Oh no, someone called me on my shit. Better try to rewrite history!

Your focus has never been on FSA, it's always been on your sad pathetic ego. Now your ego is getting you into shit and you're going to cry about it? Be a man you pathetic child and accept the consequences of your actions.

>>23626612

The point of these threads is not to be some hookup thread, we have plenty of them. Nor is it a 'post a script and spam every poster individually asking them to do it' thread. Nor is it a 'hey guess which new poster I sociopathed my way onto skype?' bragging thread. Every time you get called on your shit you turn it into one big shitfest.

Time and time again you've been asked, warned, banned and begged to shape up. You don't.

Go away, we don't want you here. This doesn't mean 'go anon and pretend not to be here'...this means never come to FSA again.

>also I'm posting an open request for more writing samples for captions. Do you guys have any favorite quotes of that fine literature?

>>23626743
How about the fake praise he posted under sockpuppet IDs when he finally finished up that pathetic k9 script he'd been begging performers to do for months? That would be hilarious to see captioned.

>>23626679
>>23626743

Blah blah, enjoy what you're doing, it's not going to last ;)

I've heard a thousand times you don't want me here, could care less. The point is for reasons unknown you're jealous of me. I really don't brag at all, this latest jealousy is over me having Blondies Skype, lord forbid you guys didn't get to Skype with her. It's not my fault you're socially awkward losers.

Keep this shit up though. I'm pretty sure it's Ollie and Widget orchestrating the vast majority of this, also because no one else uses the phrase "gas lighting".

I'm not leaving and I'm not doing anything wrong, you are. You're shitting up the thread, doxxing me, and it's pathetic. I'll always have girls doing my scripts and skyping with me. I'm sorry that really bothers you. I don't know, join a gym and try talking to them. There's no excuse for your hatred.

;)

>>23624423
Guys, can I still post audio??
http://chirb.it/pBGH10

I don't really get why you want to hear me pee, anon, but I hope you enjoy.

>>23626743
Also Ollie, why take a break from Reddit to launch your final massive attack. I'm the one producing content for FSA, not you. When's the last time someone read a script of yours again? Oh that's right, 4 threads ago. Also, please show me where I begged and pleaded for her to read my scripts. You're jealous, always have been. Samefagging under the I'd Re8MgZDq is ultra pathetic. How about you stay at Reddit. Once I find a picture of you in going to add captions from your Toddler scripts. So keep it up and dig your hole pal ;)

>>23626787
>Signs of autism may include:
>repetitive behavior and speech
>social impairment
>difficulty understanding other people's emotions
>preoccupation with certain topics
>aggression
>hyperactivity

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FEATURED LINKS FROM THE LAST THREAD
Thread 307
>IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE'RE REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HERE
16 Performers, 56 Recordings, 96 posters


SCRIPTS (HOT)

Widget doing part 2 of the motivation thing
http://chirb.it/yMvrmF

Widget wraps up her 3-part motivational opus
http://chirb.it/dpEE3a

Babble doing "Wolf Goddess finds a lost virgin boy in her forest."
[wolf girl, femdom, m virgin, double orgasm, yandere, bro sis play, slight impreg mention, slight blood play mention}
http://chirb.it/911vg1

Zantosa does "Who was THAT, senpai?" femdom, blackmail,
http://chirb.it/eCP8P0

Babble doing "Sugarfoot Relaxation Hypnosis"
http://chirb.it/KKKwKs

Pip doing VK's "15 Minutes in Heaven with the Babysitter"
http://chirb.it/dKCEzF

Babble being a good kitten for Master! Blood play mention, spanking, whimpery moans.
http://chirb.it/AeDmJF

Widget does a script with Femsub, very dark, very long, nsfw, orgasm denial
http://chirb.it/2xIkmN

Turtle doing "I Hope Mummy Doesn't Catch Us" DD/lg
http://chirb.it/K22yBt

Widget does "Please, Daddy!"
http://chirb.it/6K1mrd

Widget does Kirby's "Sex Magic"
http://chirb.it/78FadE

Widget does a femsub bump quote
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SxVR9EhCfP

Cola-Chan does Kirby's Yandere script "Sex Magic"
http://chirb.it/5649wH

Cola-Chan does "A Sister's Confession"
http://chirb.it/1Iqk5I

Zantosa does a script, (Snuff, yandere, breathplay, etc.)
http://chirb.it/MfvdzO

Zantosa does Miss Strata Rules the Class Part 7
http://chirb.it/H7E5dO

Bits does "Making senpai notice me by force"
https://chirb.it/CJxr7y

Bits does a tacky ad for FSA
https://chirb.it/Dt3z5k

Babble IS "Your FSA Psycho Girlfriend! We need to have a talk, sit down."
http://chirb.it/Hk16hp

Bits does a Shorts Tease
https://chirb.it/DDe58w

>>23626843
Babble does "I need to talk to you, Brother" Wincest, bareback, cream pie, impreg oh my!
http://chirb.it/3ay1xp

Turtle takes you to "TransRepo Corporation's Alpha Girl single Use Gender Transmutation Chamber"
https://clyp.it/wcedpsww

Bits does "Spanking DDLG"
https://chirb.it/pE8tfJ

Babble does "Anxious Kitten; Fuck me Master!"
http://chirb.it/vPdFE2
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Babble went to /d and came back with three
Any of you have a hunger for stinky gross sock gags"
http://chirb.it/reOra8

Want a futa femdom wife?
http://chirb.it/IFxnkJ

Or wouldn't mind being kidnapped by a goddess and assimilated into thinking she's your mommy and filling her with your seed and lactation
http://chirb.it/sMAypp )
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Cola does IX’s Call Center Script
http://chirb.it/61939n

FSABlondie does "Don't Just Tell Me, Show Me"
http://chirb.it/f7N4C3

FSABlondie does the "Morning Sex" Panel
http://chirb.it/zsG3EC

Blush doeing "Choke Yourself on the Fake Cock"
http://chirb.it/rO992L

FSABlondie does Sera's Early Morning Wakeup II
http://chirb.it/mKnIb4

FSABlondie does Entrechat’s "I'm Such a Slut For You"
http://chirb.it/9NNJ29

FSABlondie does VK’s "Slutty Cupcake"
http://chirb.it/hBC7Ev

FSABlondie does "Hear My Voice" by Smutomancer
http://chirb.it/E9kF8L

FSABlondie does the "Oh Phallus" prayer
http://chirb.it/HCbhwN

FSABlondie does VK’s "She Finally Makes Her Move on Her Teacher Crush"
http://chirb.it/9rnJah

FSABlondie does Homer’s “Massaging the Numbers”
http://chirb.it/4HnqfD

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>>23626846
SCRIPTS (SWEET); SHORT IMPROVS AND THINGS (SFW)

Babble with a poetic take on a post break-up scenario.
http://chirb.it/NDP73w

Babble presents: "One Tiny Turtle; A Bedtime Story."
http://chirb.it/9HEpEv

Babble does a Love Letter; Reminiscent of teenage love. Poetry <3
http://chirb.it/12Pvnb

Top Tier Turtle Pillow Talk:
https://clyp.it/45t2ukbe

FSABlondie does the Shire panel
Harry Baggins, the BatJedi, From the Fire Nation, Who Travels in a Phone Booth, While Wielding Pokeballs and a Notebook
http://chirb.it/zqPdGy

Zantosa does some comfort
http://chirb.it/Le61mL

Blush offers support
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XL2HGArekD

Zantosa with bad-day cuddles
http://chirb.it/p1eGEh

SHLICKING/FAPPING/MOANING/SEX

DieMond debuted with this glorious fap
http://chirb.it/NwOfnC

Soviet does an up-close shlick
http://chirb.it/4H7Odt

Honey does a quiet fap for us
http://chirb.it/83w96e

>>23626787
>I'm pretty sure it's Ollie and Widget orchestrating the vast majority of this
Yea, it's only two IDs in this thread criticizing you.
For sure, man.
Also this just in, I guess I'm jealous of you talking to a girl when everyone who has been in these threads for 6+ months knows you're trash. Turtle criticized you earlier, is she also 'mad jelly'? She too needs validation from new girls who didn't know at the time, I guess. Girls like you so much, just like Zantosa, right? Are we also jealous that she avoids you? I wish I could get girls to avoid me like the plague after knowing me for a few months! How do you do it, oh, tell me your secrets, won't you?
>If I was that bad I would of been perma-banned along time ago.
Your ID changes so often, I wonder why. I noticed you've already had a few deleted posts in this thread alone. I wonder why no one else consistently experiences these problems. Probably the envious janitors trying to delete your posts before you steal their girlfriends with your elegant prose, yea?

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>>23626854
CHALLENGES/RANDOM/UNCLASSIFIABLE

Anon goes Loli
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DM7HNl2Kcz

Zantosa doing "I Never" an insominac ramble
http://chirb.it/MFctpO

Turtle presents a Turtle Orgy
https://clyp.it/ytj35yms

ShroudedLady does New Girl Questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eim0EB2s7B

Shrouded Lady answers some intrusive questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X2Z0ClOAhf

Ophelia does a thing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vIMgvZBAvJ

Pip does philosphy and explains about shower scenes and things
https://clyp.it/dow4pnmx

Loli Pip asks for forgiveness
https://clyp.it/hsiua0xr

Pip does "bakaryou" or something Dutch
https://clyp.it/um4311tw

Zantosa does the dream questions
http://chirb.it/4Gk7G4

Ophelia debuts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KE5lf1vwrM

Zantosa reading the definition of ‘delicious’
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ur4lbJ6ENT

IMPROVS

Ellie does"Fap to me Talking" fapping instructions slight m/s pee anal loli dismembering guro violence
http://chirb.it/zzvDNb

Zantosa does"Just Keep Fapping" femdom, violence and little girls and sex and silly things, improv, request
http://chirb.it/3ysAna

Babble doing Big Sister helps Little Brother fall asleep. Bit of relaxation to help you climb into the darkness of a restful slumber <3
http://chirb.it/ssArAs

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>>23626862
Babble improvs Putting makeup on my sleeping boyfriend
http://chirb.it/mdkeq7

Babble is your snuggly snake girlfriend. Snake Girlfriend Cuddle Improv!
http://chirb.it/wqKxpL

Babble does a fairly mild take on the pet play aspect just mentions of kitten
http://chirb.it/Gf6fv3

Babble does "Wincest foot massage turned foot job." Big brother massaging little sister's feet.
http://chirb.it/KkH3bw

Soviet offers comforting dragon cuddles:
http://chirb.it/LwgLA7

Sovient does some gentle Dom, now with more rope!
http://chirb.it/CJfz6A

Soviet responds to the prompt:"Imagine you are tied up and what happens after the door opens and a figure enters the room where you are tied, and let your mind imagine what follows..."
http://chirb.it/95fy92

Turtle performs an erotic drama: A little misses her Daddy after he’s gone on a business trip. She thinks of all the things she misses and it’s only a matter of time before she thinks of the way Daddy fucks her. She can’t help but play with her cute little pussy but as she does her Daddy comes home. Reunited, she has the most intense sex of her life.
http://chirb.it/JetfBk

Babble with "Loving sister helps brother get to sleep improv"
http://chirb.it/ssArAs

MUSIC & SINGING

ShroudedLady does a sing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03mqqIiC3Sg

>>23626787

You're actually assuming just 1 or 2 people are instigating this circle of 'go away'? It's at least 9 people here who'd love to see you have nightmares in your sleep until you wake up orange and crying 'ella please X me.

This is 4chan, you've made a LOT of enemies and you have not been safe or smart. Go away.

It's takes real big men to hide behind thier PC's and post little pictures. None of you would ever have the steel to meet me face to face. You know it and I know it. The jealousy and hatred is seething red. You said be a man, shit son I'm the only man here besides VK.

I can't answer as to why you've been allowed to post little pictures but it's childish.

Either way, I'm going to ignore all of this jelly and hatred because it's once again, shitting up the thread. Seems I can't do or say anything here without getting shit on.

Answer this genius, how do you plan on keeping FSA alive and shitting up the thread simultaneously? You need to stop.

I'll be a man and go first. DONE.

All future shit up the thread insults, pictures, whatever-see my above statement.

Have fun destroying this thread. You're going to be doing it yourselves and without me. I actually enjoy FSA, have girls to my scripts and getting real content out the door. What about you?

>>23626904
Kind of like saying "goodnight i'm done" and then writing another post right after.
I'll be sure to screenshot this and save it, IX-is-above-it-all.png
Big fan of how you pretend that you're not the instigator (haha get it) of all this, but instead a victim practicing absurdism in the thread.
>>23626883
Nah, it's just me and Ollie. I didn't even know he was here! I hope senpai notices me.

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"I Noticed, Senpai" By VK
[Teacher/Student][Mf][Masturbation-Fucking-BJ]

I was wondering when you would notice me. I'm so glad you did. That's why I agreed to this "tutoring session" even though I'm in the top of the class. And you know, I've noticed all sorts of things about you. <pause> Why? <chuckle> You're the type of teacher we all wonder about, of course, But I've probably wondered more than anybody else. <pause> What have I noticed? There were all sorts of clues. I mean, it's obvious that you like women. All the female teachers and aides here gush over you. And you work in this girl's school and we all wear these uniforms, so you must like schoolgirls. And being surrounded by schoolgirls all day must make you want to touch one. Mmm...and here we are all alone....you must've known about me. I must've given myself away somehow. How else would you know that I gush over you more than anyone. That I'd let you touch me...that I want you to touch me. <pause> Oh, don't deny it. You've watched me watching you. Did you see me squeezing my thighs...rubbing them together in class..like this? Let me step closer so you can touch. Go ahead. You know you want to. <pause> Yes, I do keep the hem of my skirt as high as I can. <whispered> Lift the blue skirt...the school girl skirt like the one we all wear....feel the fabric that fascinates you.....feel my warm young thighs. Does it conjure up any old fantasies of yours? <pause and chuckle> Oh, me too. Me too. You know I want to please you. I'm one of those girls who just has to get an A. <heavy breathing> God, I've wanted this! You like my legs? I love your hands on them. I've thought about them enough. Sit on your lap? <giggle> Sure! You want to....<kissing> Mmmmm...<more kissing> <pause> Yes, I did sometimes touch myself in class. Something about you...your voice....you're like drug--an aphrodisiac! <laughs>

>>23626942
2/3
You like the idea of me touching myself, don't you? Would you like to see more? I like the leather couch you have in this office. I could get on it and show you. Cool. Just keep your eyes on me. I think I'll flash you a panty-shot. <laugh> I did that sometimes. <teasing> Sure, you didn't notice! Sometimes I'd wear something colorful, so you'd notice. Other times, I wore my sexiest lace. Once I went commando. Today, I have some clean white ones, see? Mmmmm....I can see that you like it. How about if I pull the crotch aside and show you.....You're very hard, aren't you, sir? <pause> Oh, you like a freshly shaved teenage pussy? I'm gonna want that D in me, but I want to tease you for awhile first. <laugh> I'm already wet for you. <pause> Tell you how I do it? Well, I like to tease the outsides for a bit with my fingers....<pause> then I let one finger slip inside...just a bit at first. <low moan> Tease that clit...<more moaning> <breathy> Does this please you? <moaning> Do you like having...a little...dirty little schoolgirl...playing with herself for you? I can go deeper....with my finger....<louder moaning> My panties are in the way so....<pause> off they come. I think I'll dump these clunky Mary Janes too. And my socks. Is there something else I can do for you? What? My shirt?

>>23626946
3/3
You want that gone? Yes, sir! You already undid most of the buttons. I'll just get the rest and....feast your eyes! Yes, the lacy bra is my fav. Black and smooth. See how it shows my hard nipples. More? What could you be talking about? <laugh> This one opens in front.<pause> Ta daaa!. <pause> I like my breasts, too... I like to play with them...squeeze them....stroke and pinch my nips. I can see you like that. <pause> You've dreamed of this day haven't you? The day I slip my clothes off and do all those dirty things you've been dreaming about? You seem uncomfortable. It might help if you took that hard cock out for me. I'd really like that. Oh, yeah. <moaning> That's what I like. <moan> gonna use two fingers now....think of your cock....filling me up....pumping....pumping in and out... You like having a half-naked teenager in your office...doing herself...doing......your bidding.....your filthy fucking.....FUCK... dirty schoolgirl slut! <even more moanting and panting> Oh yeah. You....you couldn't take it, could you. Can't get your clothes off fast enough for either of us. Just put it in me! GOD! FUCK! That feels so....<even MORE Excitement.> Yes! Fuck me! Your mouth is heaven! Pound me! Use Me! Slap Me, Beat Me...Oh God! You're fucking me so good now......using your little schoolgirl slut! Oh! OH! Oooooooooooooooo! <improvise an orgasm> <pause while you recover> I came so hard! I've wanted this for so long. Are you gonna cum soon? Yeah? <pause> Oh, in my mouth, please. Let me up so I can get on my knees < pause> Mmmmmmm...<Bj noises--followed by gulping and swallowing> Yum! Senpai, I think you should notice me more often."

>>23626810
Not the one asking for it, but I found that strangely soothing :S

>>23626904

Oh look, Ix is trying to rewrite history again.

Don't worry, sweet prince. Your sweet sweet secret identity won't be exposed this time.

>>23626952
Yeah, it's just water and a little bit of breathing. If it was on a loop I think it would be kind of like those white noise relaxation youtube videos.

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>>23626904
Just because I"m not attacking you right now, don't assume that I like you or want you around. I just want my thread back.

>>23626928
>I hope senpai notices me.
>>23626942
>"I Noticed, Senpai" By VK

Well played lol

>>23627008
>Well played lol
Thanks
I often take my cues for what content to post from what is going on on the thread.

>>23614467
Thank you! I'll try giving ASMR a shot with some relaxation scripts and see how they come out! (:

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I know there are already some recordings along these lines, but would any femanons be interested in recording an audio as pic related?

It was among the first porn stories I ever wrote, and it was the biggest thing I ever posted on the thread--7 parts. Poster after poster commented that "No one will ever do that wall of text" but someone did.

"Touch" (http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n Line 247)is the very first one. In it, Melissa tells the story of her obsession with her teacher since the first time he touched her, up to the day she goes to seduce him.

This is TrinityX doing the whole thing and making me want to write Melissa as an Aussie ever after

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lmEs6RKq5A

First timer here with a question.

What's the policy on stories that are written like vocals, but are not a story written by the poster? Is anyone willing to do them?

>>23627411
I don't understand your question. We accept pretty much anything, though. Can you post a sample?

>>23627411
Or did you just mean copyrighted work? That's fine. We do it all the time.

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>>23613374
BROWSE THE THREAD WITH FECULENCE FILTERED

>>23613377 MAIN SCRIPT ARCHIVE
>>23613381 ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?*
>>23613474 >virgin girl virgin boy, nervously giving her first bj REQUEST
>>23613752 "Collar" by CoverMeInPearls
>>23613782 >Previous Thread
>>23613938 >>FSA BINS
>>23614117 1st new recording
>>23614398 Honey establishes and posts some prior redordings 2nd
>>23614422 That' Guys New Script
>>23614587 Commerical for FSA script
>>23614634 3rd recording of above request
>>23615003 >FSA's Authors*
>>23615147 THE 100-1 CHALLENGE panel
>>23615256 Request of content from another thread
>>23615300 4th recording-New Girl debuts
>>23615693 5th recording another New Girl debuts
>>23615747 6th recording New Girl Questions by >>23615693
>>23616424 7th recording partially done allowance script
>>23617018 >VK Establishing
>>23617520 >DIRTY TALKING PHRASE CHALLENGE II (2 FLAVORS)
>>23617871 8th recording, Turtle has a major O
>>23618352 9th recording Blondie does babysitter script
>>23618978 10th recording Zantosa doing "Colar"
>>23619217 11th to 13th recordings. 3 by Blondie
>>23619616>VK's The Rain: Completing the Rescue script on thread
>>23619627 14th recording yet another new girl debuts
>>23620490 15th recording Blondie talking drunk
>>23621121 Song request "Milky Dance"
>>23621134 Pee anon request
>>23622308 STORYTELLING CHALLENGES
>>23622632 >16th recording zantosa doing [F4M][JOE][Cum with me][dirty talk][wet sounds][No fourth wall][impreg play][daddy play][cumrag/whore/slut][cumslut][drain your balls]
>>23624403 Edited sick wife script
>>23625292 Re-rewrite of above scritp http://pastebin.com/G7eYvyqs
>>23626843 FEATURED LINKS FROM THE LAST THREAD Begin
>>23626942 >"I Noticed, Senpai" By VK
>>23626997 Lego movie panel
>>23627312 Harley Quinn request
>>23627341 17th Recording, TrinityX doing VK's "Touch"

>>23627427
This was what I had in mind.
https://www.warpmymind.com/index.php?gadget=UserBlog&action=ReadStory&id=46

>>23627583
That 's fine, anon. Looks like you have made a request.

>>23627583
Oh, hey, I tried some of the files from that site at one point... This is an interesting idea.

I took the day off today to get some stuff done and for various reasons I'm not able to do most of it today, but a long weekend is fun, right?

Here's the ageplay challenge by Ollie.
http://chirb.it/GPkaJb

New vibe came in the mail today.
Here's a "product review."
http://chirb.it/JBmfId

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>>23628150
Can't unsee how it looks like some kind of micro-organism :O

>>23628150
It looks like a sea creature! Thanks for enlivening this sargasso!
If only our current OP would do what i cannot do to help. Turtle! Give us something recorded!

>>23628161
>>23628162

That's why I had to buy it! <3
I had to know what it would be like...

>>23628174
Actually listened to the end now

>God bless you China
Made me spray water all over my screen
Oh and that was a pretty hot review as well!

Would anyone be willing to do a lighthearted/cute improv? The idea is a girlfriend putting makeup on her sleeping boyfriend's (or friend's) face, and painting his nails/toes.

It would make my heart soar, and I would be incredibly happy. :3

Hey guys

DieMond here, been sick a while so no recordings, here is one for the soft and cuddlies to help you sleep tonight

http://chirb.it/LnMBfz

<3 D

Would anyone be willing to do this foot fetish script?

http://pastebin.com/0embvT7X

>>23628204
You mean like this?>>23626874
>Babble improvs Putting makeup on my sleeping boyfriend
>http://chirb.it/mdkeq7

>>23628215

Yeah, I was the one who requested that a few months ago. It was lovely. I was hoping someone else would give it a try. :3

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dude wtf now I have sign up for my fap sounds?

>>23628242
Does following the links still work?

>>23628253
hmmm well that's what I got when I tried a bits link. But now I have a fluffyrainbowsheep one open and I'm listening. So I just dunno.

>>23628211
Thanks DieMond, I'll need it after the day I've had
;)

>>23628211
Glad you found us again and I hope you feel better soon!

Here's a request, because I'm sick right now:
You're anon's best friend or girlfriend, you come to visit, take care of him for a bit, and improv cock sucking and fucking. Cliche, yeah, but I'd appreciate if one of you did it!

>tfw there's no audio porn aimed at transgirls that isn't abusive sissy shit

kill me

>>23628701
If you can describe the kind of thing you want enough a girl may be able to improv. Otherwise, provide a script and I bet it will get done. There's more sympathy here for your cause than you might think.

>>23627565
>edited
LIES I did not edit it, I'm lazy af

>>23629050
Sorry I took your word for it. It's not like I read it to check or anything. It seems a very oddly depressing situation. Did you title it yet?

>>23628281
>Bits
>No chirbits available for this user. :(
>Last seen 2 hours ago

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK

;_;

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I think I'll steal some ideas.

From here: Describe how you feel in this situation? (pic related)


From GWA: 3-word challenge. Do a recording in which you use only 3 words (actually I don't know what their challenge was.)

>>23629296
Hey Chirbits go down for lots of reasons. She may have taken it down herself, or done something too sexy for chirbit, or Skynet took over, or sunspots interfered.

>>23629314
>Last seen 2 hours ago

She's never coming back.

RIP in peace bits

>>23627846
Impressive recording. Could I hope that your reply means you may have an interest in my request?

>>23629342
aww man bits was one of my favourites
i really hope they somehow come back .-.

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We're missing some B's

Babble, Blondie and Bits. We need you, girls. You are summoned

Could anyone do any growth/busty/mini giantess material, would really love to hear that.

Requesting my growth fetish/giantess script again
http://pastebin.com/nAsFU9vm

>>23630216
Am I wrong or have you been trying to get this done for like a year now.

>>23629646
She's been gone from FSA for like a year now...

>>23627341
Dude, if she didn't post this to FSA herself, it's not okay that you post it here? Like sure you wrote it, that's cool. But that's her voice and editing and everything. If she wanted to post it here she would have done.

>>23630625
Probably about a week but it's no biggie. I just throw it out and there and see what happens.

>>23630699
Not sure but I'll assume he has her permission, they go way back.

>>23630699
I have her permission to use her archival material here. We have a long-standing off-thread relationship.

>>23628150
Z! That was *amazing*!
I thought I'd get a kick off the ageplay challenge (which is hard not to crack up near the end) but Wheeeeeeee - what a fun ride the product test was :-)

>>23631006
Okay cool ^_^

>>23631203
Thanks. I did eventually crack up, but I managed to turn off the recording first.
I need to get right with that Japanese lady who tells you to throw out everything that doesn't spark joy.

>>23631861
Um... Half of that reply was meant for another thread, sorry.

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Jeez, there's so much drama in the thread I don't know whether or not to even bother checking in...

~Gemini

>>23631985
I don't know if either of these >>23626942
or >>23619616
Have an interest. But I would appreciate hearing your unique take on them. For the spring challenge one, I'll add the rain effects later, unless your natural environment is providing it.

>>23631985
>Jeez, there's so much drama in the thread I don't know whether or not to even bother checking in...

I know. We had two or three new girls this thread and they saw it and ran. I hate this shit. I'm awful glad you did check in, though

>>23616660
I specialize in doing requests no one else wants to! Here you go deary.

http://chirb.it/JkDkaz

>>23632001
Sure, I'll be glad to do the rain script.

~Gemini

>>23632036
Great script Gemini, real talent there. Glad to see you back.

>>23619616
>>23632001
Here you are. The sound effects were added by a friend.

http://chirb.it/JqP0KL

~Gemini

>>23632482
Thanks, ~Gem. Listening now.

>>23632482
Oooohhhh...you nailed that! You are still in good voice, great with sound effects (so glad it had some spanks for you) and you make my work sound better than it is. Thanks for the hotness!

>>23632383
Kind of hard to do if you're a mod of the thread like N1hVQa57, asshole. He NEEDS to be here to make sure shitheads (like you), don't ruin the thread. Also, great job not hiding under a new IP today. Must be a new record for you. Oh, but we're all just "jealous" of you for some dumbass reason, even though there's nothing to be jealous of a grade-A asshole such as yourself. Consider this as less of a suggestion and more of a warning. Don't come back here. Ever, please.

>>23632036
Any chance of a femdom joi???
Looking for lots of degradation, name-calling and foul-mouthed abuse. Nastier the better.

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>>23622632
>Daddy play
>Impreg play
>Talking in detail about ball draining massages
>Calling cum baby batter
>Shouting 'Make me a Mommy!'

Hooooolllllyyyy Shiiiiiitttt, that checked all of my fucking boxes. Thank you Zantosa, honestly it made my day listening to this, felt great afterwards.

>>23632632
You're literally shitting up the thread yourself....what is irony?

> Consider this as less of a suggestion and more of a warning.

I'm starting to believe it. With the mods not deleting that post, maybe they themselves are trying to send a message. Not sure if it gets to the janitor first, or a mod, but it's been allowed. This could actually be the initiation into perma bandom for me.

All I know is if I posted, say, VK's bespectacled mug it would have been deleted, reported, and I would have been banned. Something very interesting is going on indeed.

I'll just sink back into lurker mode. Hell, maybe I'll move on altogether and let Ollie win. Only new girls do things for me anyways ;( You do all truly hate me on here, so that's also a good point. I was dumb and gave out my email and posted my pictures, I was so happy to have friends. Or so I thought. It took 3 long years to find out that I am truly hated on here. I always feel it was due to jealousy, but honestly I don't know why if it was. You talked to alot more girls than I did, had alot more scripts done than I did. Maybe it was just the being an asshole in general part? I thought most of you have had your own moments in that regard.
Was it financial? I'd but guarantee you all make alot more money than I do. Probably more happy with your sex lives than I am. Probably more happy with life in general. I was trying to have a little fun,shoot a little cum, and be myself. Well, you see what being yourself gets you. Let's return to our plastic society.

I'll just go now. I was going to retaliate, I was going to spend bitcoin on certain things to assist me in said retaliation, but what's the point? I'd just get found out, make things worse and who knows what else.

Please don't harass me or follow me. It's done. Thanks for the three years FSA ;)

-IX

P.S.-I was happier when I wasn't on here for that month last time. You guys should try taking a break from it once and awhile-You might actually enjoy it!

>>23632895
>Only new girls do things for me anyways

Ouch.

~Gemini

>>23632036
Thank you!

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>>23632895
>Maybe it was just the being an asshole in general part?

>>23632769
That gif synced up perfectly with the song I'm listening to.

Also, I'm really glad your day was made and you enjoyed the audio.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DEFTZNmYQ

>>23633060
About 900 lurkers and me. What can I do you for?

>>23632036
Could you do a raceplay improv?

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I summon everybody

Yeah, I know.

>>23632895

You're completely out of touch with reality, and it's been explained many, many times (including in this thread) why it got to the point that literally every poster disliked you or would gladly look the other way if you were shot in the street. Hell, you seem to think I'm Ollie since deep down you believe only 2 people here REALLY hate you.

As for your threats I hope you're gone for real this time. You've hurt the thread enough and while there are other, easier solutions to the IX problem (again, you were not safe at all, more than a few of your former 'friends' were too willing to help) not even you deserve that.

Goodbye

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>>23634707
Sorry to burst your bubble, not-Ollie, but he's not actually confessing and leaving. He'll never leave.
He did this same thing back in December, on Christmas Eve if I recall, where he belittled himself, and the next day came back and said "haha i tricked you guys good it was all lies!"
So, don't expect anything to come of this.

>>23628204

Was anyone interested in this request? It's pretty lighthearted and cute. It would really make a horrible week better. :3

>>23613374
Anyone seen Stray about?

Been in a dark mood of late, so here's two *very* dark scripts.

Rape / blackout / snuff? / inner voice / 'This is.... Goodbye'
http://pastebin.com/tQPkKgWD


Extreme age / rape / snuff / accessory couple / 'The Cleaners'
http://pastebin.com/Txcvbdna

BUMP and run

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Oh, My Sweet, Hot Garden Gnome
[Humor][Gnome-Love][Voy][Sexy Ceramics]

"I know you're watching me. I feel your eyes on me when I'm in the garden or at the pool. But it's when you are outside my bedroom window that thrills me the most. I so want to put on a good show for you. Did you think I wouldn't notice? How every morning I have to turn your ceramic eyes out into the street? Do you feel how my hand lingers on you when I do? Know that all I want is to stroke your white beard and feel your hardness against me...in me...my sweet, hot garden gnome!

If I write a workout motivation script, would someone be interested in reading it?

Possibly the lewdest script I've ever typed.

Make Me Yours

"I want you to shove my face into my pillows and just take me. I want to scream into my mastress as you force your cock inside me. I love being forced by you. I want you to force me to cook you dinner while you're at work! (throat clearing awkwardly). I want you to pull on my hair, yeah..and bite me and scratch me. And when I'm all worn out, I'll just pass out and you'll be able to do whatever you want to me. You can even snuggle up beside me, and hold me so that I can wake up next to- (Scoffing) I am NOT being romantic! I'm just saying, wouldn't that be so hot if you just dominated me by holding me so tight even in your sleep? Do you like tieing down whores? Yeah, a girl you LOVED wouldn't ask you to tie her up! You can strap down my wrists and ankles...uhh..as long as it's not TOO tight. You know I won't be able to do anything, I'll just have to lay there looking into your beautiful eyes as we make lov-....m-make...uhhh....make loud noises! yeah that's it...You know what? I'm feeling a bit wild...I want everyone to know that I'm your slut. I want to be degraded in public. I want you to take me out to the park, sit me on the bench....take your hand.....slide your fingers......between.......my fingers...and just, hold on...Of course I'm serious.... You think I'm vanilla? (Laughing, then deathly serious) Would a "vanilla girl" ask you to dress her up in leather, with a choker collar and a ballgag? Yeah, I didn't think so...but you know, that was just a suggestion....maybe you're more into lace....with a pretty white dress....and maybe.....oh I dunno......a ring...maybe?"

>>23636560
There have been many requests for that topic, so go for it.

>>23636724
This is concentrated brilliance, Seconded

>>23636724
fucking ADORABLE

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I would LOVE if one of you lovely ladies recorded this for me :)

WORKOUT MOTIVATION 2 by FTS
http://pastebin.com/7uuGL7XR

>>23619476
DO NOT fuck with Archer's face motherfucker
He is above being used like a common household meme

>>23621730
>no need to bring religion into this
Actually Yiddish isn't technically religion based but cultural

>>23625292

Bumping this

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PICTURE DESCRIPTION CHALLENGE

You are she (pic related)Who are you? Who is he? What are you feeling? What are you saying? What happens after?

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Damn, we need help

here is another good script, a girl tries edging her boyfriend. Teases him as she does it.

http://pastebin.com/je27BTKu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdc3bRCoGF
kill me

>>23639921
I dont wanna kill u babe. I wanna stay hera lisent ur sexy voice. Can desribe what are u wearing?

>>23639929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XRhxx3ZWr3
Sure thing, try not to bust a nut

>>23639944
why are u so sexy tonight babe? But i think u are better naked ;)

>>23639950
Nah

>>23639944

That's some very fine pronunciation. I don't see why anyone would want to kill you over a voice that lovely.