Hey guys, I need a great opener for my Tinder matches. Something

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Tinder rate bread?

>>23607475
Posting for rates. Also a good opener would be "are you an archeologist? Cause I have a large bone for you to examine." If she has any humor she'll laugh. If not then you saved yourself alot of time.

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>>23607658
Forgot photo goddamn it shiiit

>>23607475
Profile 8/10
>>23607659
Same

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>>23607678
Forgot photo

In a scale of one to America, how free are you right now?

>>23607680
your cute, nice line

Get rid of pic 4 unless you want girls to think you have down syndrome

Swipe right 10 times: "You need to upgrade to Premium to get more likes"

Also, no matches for days, why would I bother paying?

>>23607678
Why don't I get all de babes then. Mt profile is amazing. I'm >>23607659

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Seems to be working..

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Rate my profile ?

>>23607975
get 4 & 3 out of there
8/10

>>23607927 your bio is cringy as fuck. stop portraying yourself as a beta

For some reason the profiles are repeating, I'll swipe someone and then after a while they'll come back. I ran into the some girls 4 times, and this never happened before...

Is this happening to someone else?

>>23608368
Forgot to mention this was in the span of 30 minutes, so it's doubtful they were recreating the profiles.

>>23608368
had this a few weeks ago
i just changed my searchprofil and she never showed up again

>>23607680

Remove pic 3 & 4 your neck looks waaaay to long in those.

Also. How bad is

"Working within IT. No idea what I'm doing but it seems to work. \o/"

Sound?

>>23608545
Not like a guy on Tinder. Mine is "Buy me a drink and I'll let you sit on my face."

How do you guys even get pictures of yourself doing cool shit?
When I do things with friends we just do them, we don't take pictures of us doing it

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Heeeey, how does my profile look guys

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I know I have shit pics, but they're the only ones I have, how do I into better pics? Am I just ugly? I match w a decent amount of good looking girls but they usually don't respond even to the first message

>>23607680
Hi ian :)

>>23608649

The curse of being a man.

>>23610349
Just take a selfie where you're not grimacing into a mirror holding a milk jug.

Or don't. If you match and fail at the conversation it's not your pics.

>>23608721
Dirty room is very distracting.
>>23607975
7/10, cool first pic but no face.
>>23607927
0/10. Fix your shit, get a haircut, write a better bio.
>>23607680
6/10
>>23607659
8/10. Nice dolphin.
>>23607475
4/10. Make it not a mirror selfie and trim the pubes.

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>>23608649

Most of mine were taken by girls since they're my only friends that really take pictures. So having more female friends is one thing.

>>23610349

You don't look bad but I would stick with one selfie at most. If your matches aren't responding I think that has more to do with what you're messaging.

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Eh?

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Rate my profile. Also teach me how to start and continue chats with chick

>>23610349
>going to planet fitness

How's losing gains going? You enjoying Pizza mondays?

In all seriousness though. Less gym pics. Have one, not three.

Do y'all ever super like? If so, what's your experience like when doing that?

>>23610771
Self-deprecation is not a good first impression
That's something you do among friends for a joke

>>23610402
not ian

>>23607475

My first thought was: 'you look like a fun guy'

Well done :)

>>23608721

Boring black guy. How about you actually do some stuff in your pictures

>>23610349
The selfies are repetative, get rid of picture 2 & 3. (Repetition => boringness)

>>23610734
Picture 2 makes you look creepy

>>23610747
Get rid of the binge drinking picture. There's nothing cool about getting wasted out of your mind anymore once you get past the age of 21 (I'm assuming/guessing that you're 23). Also include pictures of you with friends, you look kinda lonely.

>>23610771
Include more pictures. Preferrably of you in social situations. You're a 6/10 so you cannot rely on looks. Make yourself look interesting

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What am I doing wrong family

>>23612370

looking like a sad motherfucker

Not a single match yet, what do?

>>23607659
Fun dude, would hangout with/10

>>23607680
I like the line and I could definitely see it working, but I might get rid of 1 of the pics because they seem a bit redundant
8.5/10

>>23607975
I heavily dig the line and you seem like a funny good lookin dude, but that conan picture

>>23612105
Thanks bb

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Only got tinder at the start of the week, pretty uneventful so far.

>>23607475
Shit taste in instruments and studies/10

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Hotness.

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Just remade, thoughts?

>match with girl on tinder
>she's exactly what I'm on there for
>make a joke about voting for Trump
>she unmatches me

Is there a way too find her if I can't remember her name?

>>23613168
Nope. You should probably just move on. Too many girls in the world and you're trying to waste your time with one lol

>>23612708

Just reminds me that being skinny means hot these days.

>>23613024
That music joke would make me swipe right.
But you'd better believe I'd be testing you if it came to messages.

>>23608721
>>23612139
normally don't post in these threads, and it's not my fault you came here asking for a rate, but you do look boring, tho mention of blackness was unnecessary. I mean this faggot likes >>23612105 that fat guy too.

but you look cool. coming from a 21 y/o m.

>>23613024

Love the joke. Very subtle!

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Be brutal senpai. 21/M/AZ in a college town. What can I fix? What should I remove?

>>23613024
You look like a bro
>>23612708
Looks good of you're looking for hookups, otherwise girls might think it's too forward I guess (with the naked pic)
>>23612523
You look kind of sad especially #2
>>23612370
You look sad too man
>>23610771
2/10 man. Take a happier photo, more photos, and don't act so insecure. Just be glad you're hearing it from here first
>>23610747
I like it, makes you seem like a party man if that's what you're going for

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>>23613648
This is me btw

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How's my tinder looking guys?
I usually open with "obligatory first message"

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Fuck trying to be clever or funny for hoes.

>>23614277
Haha spare me. We already have black people ruining that.

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Really? Some kind of women's football league? That's disgusting.

>>23614212
I think its a nice profile pic #3 is really good

gl getting matches anon

>>23607342
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice." If she tell you typically around 800 lbs, she's a biologist and biologists are sexy. Just saying.

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>>23614812

There is nothing attractive about this profile. Take better pics and stop the sad sack feeling sorry for yourself crap.

>>23615214
i have taken thousands of pictures, none turn out good.
there is nothing "sad Sack feeling sorry for yourself" in my profile, im just stating that im bad at taking photos and that im bad at writing about myself.

>>23615229
>i have taken thousands of pictures, none turn out good.

See:

> stop the sad sack feeling sorry for yourself crap

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How pretentious do I look/sound

>>23615238
i didnt say that in my profile did i?

>>23615263
I don't think you could get more B A S I C if you tried. Holy shit reevaluate your life, or at least your perspective of it

>>23613656
Yo can I get a rate

>>23615263
youre trying wayyy too hard. wouldnt even consider you

>>23615263
>a bunch of pictures of me doing nothing
boring.

>>23613656
Last two bullet points are a little much. Are you really chill if you have to announce it to everyone? Decent profile tho if I were a qt3.14 ID give you a swipe. How well do you do on tinder?

>>23615263
What the other two said and fix your makeup. It looks like you have layers of paint on your face

>>23614268
>metal drummer
noice m8

>>23615327
Yea I just don't want to seem to serious about it but I'll consider.
I'd say 90% of the times i swipe right it's an accept but only probably half of those even respond

>>23615263
Selfies are already a big no no for me. 2 tons of make up doesn't help. Not doint anything nails the coffin. Your bio buries it, be more open and "happy", people feel that. Your zodiac signs finished the job, seriously, don't do that.

Now realistically, I would swipe right because I'm in a place where westerners are few and I'm not into asians, but obviously you want the best person as you can get, like everyone. But you won't get the top fuckboys with that, since they know they can have better.

>>23614812
how do i improve?

>>23614812
Just take a pic with some friends, maybe practise in front of a mirror? Girls like confidence and your description doesn't put much out. You're handsome though so you really just need practise

>>23615384
i dont have friends... i have practiced, how do i write with confidence?

>>23615391
Oh... Well just make it to the point. Don't seem unsure. Say what you're looking for. Best advice I can give :I

>>23615263
u are trying hard but convey the nerdy, vulnerable girl pose well and its endearing
what u are gonna get tho is a bunch of guys who will think u are an easy lay because of your "low self esteem"
anyways i would marry you

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>>23615263
>Tolkein

>>23615263
embarrassing

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I'm 33. Should I bother trying tinder or would it just be single moms and such for the over 30 crowd?

I'm afraid to even test it out.

I know I'm not a 10/10, but I like me.

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>>23615748
Pic didn't upload.

>>23615752
you sound like a cool dude, would hang with

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>>23615263

>>23615274
Your picture is sad. Not the profile. Get more light into it.

>>23615626
You've got nothing to lose by trying, you may as well. I know girls in their early 20s who like older guys, you should be fine.

>>23607475
golden/10

>>23607680
you look like the most boring person to ever have walked the earth.

>>23612370
haircut and mustache suck. don't look so sad. post more pics of you having fun and change that line!!! sounds.... weird

>>23612523
get rid of pic 2. pic 1 is good, but not as a main pic. post a selfie with a smile (and in color, don't look like Edgar Allan Poe)
get rid of "and love music". everybody loves music! make yourself more interesting.

>>23612708
pics are good, but wtf is all that bullshit in bio?

>>23613024
pics are great, but ur line makes no fucking sense. 4/4 in the streets? what are you, a drug dealer or a basketball player???? the numbers are random AF

>>23616285
It's a music joke, as in 4/4 time signature

>>23607927
You look like a little kid in the first two

>>23614812
Saying you're not desperate makes you even more desperate after writing that, bio is horrivle btw.

To all the Tinder experts here, how do you usually score? What's your go-to strat?

>>23616276
Thanks for the advice, I'll make some adjustments.

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>>23616739
I've been on a few tinder dates and even went out with a girl from tinder for about 6 months. My go to strat is to just to hit people up constantly. Like, if you get a match message them. Not everyone is going to reply but the more people you talk to the higher the chances of hitting it off with at least one.

I also ask to get coffee or something fairly early on. I hate texting and if a girl isn't willing to get coffee after a few convos then she probably wouldn't no matter how much time you invest in talking her up.


All in all it's better to try and meet in real life soon because that's the only way to see if there's actually any real chemistry.

I've talked to girls on tinder and had great conversations, but after meeting them in real life I realized there was no connection. Thus it's better to meet as soon as possible so you don't waste your time. For example, I had a brief conversation with my now ex, and asked her out the next day. We didn't have any texting connection, but meeting up with her it was clear to that there was something.

Also it's tinder, try to not give too many fucks. I have friends who are amazing at getting girls off tinder and their secret is just to not care too much. If send something that's ridiculous it might not work but at least it'll be memorable. Then again, that may hold more true for people who are unreasonably attracive.

Sorry for the wall of text. Rate my profile.

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I feel like mine is decent but could use a little extra something. My intention for Tinder isnt for meeting friends. I want to hookup with people, and maybe date. Any pointers would be awesome!

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>>23617213
You should have one pictures with friends. Also, one picture of you smiling, although you might have that already, hard to see from thumbnails. How many matches do you have so far?

Whenever I change something on my profile I keep for a week and see if my matches per day decrease or increase and than change accordingly.

>>23617230
numbers 2 and 5 are smiling! sorry for the potato pic.

I have 62 matches but i just unmatched 30 people who didnt reply or felt like spam!

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>>23617236
Are you in a city? I live in a big college city so there's lots of young people on tinder and stuff. Location does matter. How long have you had it for?

I've had tinder for a little over a year and I have around 240 matches, but I know people with wayyy more then that.

Asking for girls numbers can be a nice medium between asking to meet in real life. Remember though, bitches be tripping like they lost their damn minds, I'm not saying stop fucking with these hoes player, but look for the signs.

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only one pic, just started trying tinder out.

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Gotten mildly good results. Better ever since i got a trendy haircut.

Do you usually send the same / similar opening to all of your matches? I just made one change to my profile and suddenly have more matches than I know what to do with, but have no idea what to say to any of them. They're all those minimal bio + selfies profiles where you have very little to go on to make a personalised message. Trying to find a decent line I can use repeatedly to see how the responses vary.

>>23614268
the reason you don't get girls is because you have 3 toms

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Working for me so far. Any suggestions are appreciated, of course.

>>23617484
lose the facial hair dude you look like a rapist lumberjack

>>23607927
hahahaaa love it!

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>>23617573
Random pic showing that I've downgraded my # of toms since that pic

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>>23617685
>two toms on a metal kit

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>>23617700
>what is a floor tom

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>>23610349
>gym selfies
>planet fitness
>bernie supporter
>pics 1-3 are all basically the same

>>23617685
That was much cooler when it was a thumbnail and I thought it was a drone.

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:c)

>>23612708
You need a haircut

>>23615263
Lol dont worry b you look good. Defo will weed out the losers

>>23617828
This profile looks fake. Your first picture's too blurry. The rest look like they were stolen from somebody's Facebook profile.

>>23617864
nah that's me lol

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>>23617868
Huh.
Maybe attractive chicks really have been swiping right on my profile.

A lot of people are saying to cut the self deprecating shit, does saying something like "I'm dumb enough to pay your tab" come off like that?

>>23617900
Yes. Also very beta.

Hey is it normal for girls to accept your swipe but never talk to you other than saying "hi"

>>23619377
Yes. Less then 10 percent of the girls I match with meassenge me first.

>>23617828
To me you look average, I wouldn't pursue you only have a hookup

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R8 my hookup profile

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>>23621321
Wrong pic.

>>23621325
ewww

>>23621325
i cringed

Been using tinder in Africa. Loads of matches and lots of the girls message me first.. If you don't mind sticking your dick in the mud, there's a goldmine out here.

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Some insight on what I should put on my bio would be great. I mean, I change it every so often, with mixed results.

>>23622015
get rid of pic 6 for a a start. I would swap pic 5 with pic 1. and pic 1 with 4.

say something like.
'no longer play the guitar in pic 4. I smashed it off my last dates face.'

>>23610349

Same, boring gym selfies.

Delete all of the pictures where you're not looking at the camera or making a weird face. Congrats, you now have zero pictures.

>>23622015

Delete 1, make 3 your main.

Does tinder actually work for long-term relationships or is everyone on there just looking for quick hookups?

>>23621325
intellectual Youtube is an oxymoron you are just a moron.

>>23622377

It's what you make of it. If you're looking for a relationship on there, then that makes at least one person.

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HELP ME GET MY DICK WET

>>23617828
I would enter you forcefully until we climaxed simultaneously.

>>23617230
gief story from pic

>>23622407

Pro tip: Turn on the nearest faucet and put your dick under the flowing water. HTH.

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>>23622618

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>>23622450
Basically: crazy Trans chick who hit me up on okcupid. She was nuts. I've dated some fucked up chick's in my day but she was easily the worst.

Completly spoiled and completely insane. She tried to guilt me into fucking her with all this suicide shit. I blocked her right quick.

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Been off Tinder for about a year (was in a relationship with someone I met on the app, we just broke up) and I just got back on and matched with this qtpa2t. It's been awhile since I've done this /soc/ I'm afraid I'm gonna fuck up

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>>23623667
Here's my profile btw

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Haven't changed picture yet, but give me a bio rate

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I have no idea why my pictures are so blurry in the edit section. Makes taking a screen cap a bitch

>>23622350
>Smashed it in my last dates face"

Don't say that.

>>23625675
4 needs to go

protip: talking about your mother will make any pussy dryer than your sense of humor.

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Rate my profile, think it's too faggy?

>>23615263
>Pisces
Hnng
I love mental fish girls.

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>>23613626
This has to be the worst bio I have ever read. I wish I could break into the Tinder server room and fry the hard drive your profile is stored on so I can stop feeling embarrassed for you. Jesus Christ I can't believe you would willingly attach that bio to pictures of you then upload it to the internet

>>23626006
yep too faggy, not immediately obvious which person you are or what you look like from the pictures. The bio is good in length but the content is mediocre, not really good or bad. I personally have too much self respect to put tumblr aesthetic bullshit in my profile, but if you can live with yourself then maybe it'll trick some girls into thinking you're smart/funny

>>23625675
*projectile vomit reaction gif*
you're not built for the real world man, these theater girls have you convinced you're funnier and better looking than you really are. Please tone it down on the bio, and use pictures that aren't garbage and don't make you look lonely. Also everyone is aware of the professional actor struggle and it's not necessarily a positive thing

>>23625256
okay I won't talk about the pictures but I think you already know what people would say about them.

The bio is fine as a premise, pretty bad execution though after the first line. Makes you seem like the "lol random" type, which you probably are, but most people aren't impressed by that sort of humor after about 14 years old

>>23617700
As a drum tech for a touring band, screw big kits! They suck. There is no reason a good drummer needs a large kit. That being said, don't know why dude doesn't have a floor tom. Ha

>>23626276
>tumblr
>aesthetic

thought it's always been a /ic/ thing

>>23623670
Anyone anyone?

>>23626363
I guess I missed the actual reference but I meant "tumblr aesthetic" as a general term for the kind of post-ironic teens who skateboard and pretend they're sad, and I think that's how an average person might interpret your bio

>>23623670
>>23626393
well white sunglasses is a terrible look. I think you can skip the cat selfie cause it's not particularly cute and everyone has pets. And if you do happen to catch the girl who says "I probably swiped right for your dog/cat" then it's not really a match worth having anyway.

I don't really condone acting like you're above tinder while you're using it, makes the transition to actually meeting someone awkward. Tinder is way easier if you aren't pretending you don't care.

Good things about your profile:
You successfully convey that your tall as shit without explicitly mentioning it in your bio. Mostly good lighting on your photos

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>>23626382
my "acting above tinder" comment was about your bio by the way. Also, personal preference, if you do stick with that bio then spell "Welp" like "whelp" and don't capitalize it

>>23626455
I would have more things to say about this profile but I can't get past the inconsistent use of punctuation and capitalization in your bio. Like you capitalize Massachusetts but you leave va lower case, what the fuck is wrong with you. You have enough time to upload your profile to 4chan but you can't even proof read your bio once

>>23626455
shit lighting in main pic. don't say you don't know many people.
>>23626006
use a picture of yourself retard.
>>23625675
too many indoor shots
>>23625256
your bio is fine, lol random shit.
>>23623670
you can take a better selfie bruh. 'welp' is rude.

>>23626484
>picture of yourself retard

You mean a picture of just me? Solo selfies are shit tier.

>>23622015
too jewish

>>23607342
Anybody else having trouble with tinder? Been 3 days not 1 like/match yet.. normal profile and everything.

>>23626624
I keep getting the same people over and over again

>>23626852
Smh lol. At least you're getting people, nothing for me kind of annoying. Everyone made it sound like it's that great of an app..

>>23626865
no I mean, I keep getting people to swipe left or right. no one as liked me on this app EVER. but that would probably be because it's not really used in my area, plus I take shit pics.

>>23626870
Oops lol. Well you aren't alone my dude, not sure why it's happening to us.

>>23626875
we trusted the machines too much
THEY ARE REVOLTING NOW

>>23626624
I got 11 matches in my first week, most didn't respond to any messages and I've only gotten one since then. I think the problem is that I'm a depressed loser and it's probably apparent to everyone.

>>23626893
>>23626931
Lol just our luck :/

>>23626938
Get some liquid courage and go to a bar or something. If you don't pull you at least get drunk.

>>23626944
True hah nothing wrong with that. Just was so damn curious of the app, not sure why it's so hyped up.. seems lame to me.

someone write me an about me? im srsly suck at coming up with something

>>23626931
A lot of girls don't respond, they just swipe for a confidence boost that people want them

on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you right now?

>>23626474
Yeah I wrote it while driving cross country. I have gotten plenty of girls on there so I'm not too worried

>>23610734
You look like that guy from the office in the 1st picture.

>>23627199
what do you mean by "gotten" and "plenty of girls"? I woulda guessed your profile is pretty weak, weird grammar aside. Have you actually had sex with double digits of girls from tinder? Not calling you a liar or something, just trying to understand unconventionally attractive mojo so I can harness it for myself

>>23627131
try hard frat garbage, how do you live with yourself

>>23626977
here's your bio:
"im srsly suck"

>>23627349
Yeah when I lived in VA I think I had gone on about 20 dates 7 or 8 hook ups. Countless numbers. I have been in Texas since December and I think I've gone on about 10 dates and at least half I've slept with. I'm also currently living in a mad sketchy motel.
I start off my asking a thought provoking question (not that heavy) and then from there I just talk to them like we are already friends. It puts them at ease and I don't come across as thirsty.

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>>23627349
This is a good example of the intro of my conversations.

>>23627386
I just took a trip through my old texts and counted up my stats, slept with 14 out of 24 girls I met off tinder, and one from bumble. My conversational approach is just straight mundane subject matter usually but with some flair for language. I dunno if I'm getting burnt out lately or if girls are less enthusiastic about tinder than they used to be but I've been in a rut lately, last three dates went nowhere

>>23627447
I don't like canned no-context questions like that but maybe I should just do it anyway. I think I try too hard to not be corny but it ends up making me look dull. I also never use exclamation points

>>23627486
Nah I'm in the same spot. What's that other app you mentioned? I've never heard of bumble.

>>23627447
what kinda percentage are you shooting here with these openers? Also do you have a particular time of day you get to tind'n? I usually wait til like 7 at night to send off messages

>>23627515
bumble, it's a women empowering knock off of tinder where girls have to message you first after you match. It's got a lot more attractive user base on average but it's also sort of buggy and inconsistent

so I've been talking to this dude on tinder. I wasn't too interested in rushing to meet. So he he waited and we've been talking. It's probably been two weeks and he's asked me to see Batman vs Superman. I really don't want to see it but I wouldn't mind meeting. He already has the tickets and we're meeting tomorrow. Do I just sit through some movie I won't really enjoy or bring it up? I don't want to sound like rude since I've already made him wait!

>>23627557
Bring it up! Be assertive.

>>23627557
yeah bring it up, he probably doesn't actually care about the movie, although he's a weirdo for reserving tickets to a movie that's been in theaters for a while. The main concern is that you're having a good time

>>23627524
I'd say about 70%ish. And I just wait a little while after matching. I am on tinder whenever though. Never thought about time of day.
Also I just downloaded the app. I will try it out in a little bit.

Is it acceptable to double text a match you've been talking to if they haven't responded for a day? Or should I just give up?

>>23627658
I always wait a day and go "hey, what's up!" And if I don't get a reply with in another few days I unmatch.

>>23627667
For some reason I just feel weird doing that at least in this circumstance. We were talking about her job and she just dropped out mid convo. It's not weird to segue from that into "hey what's up?" A full day later?

>>23627833
If they're into you they should respound. If not than at least you don't have to worry about it anymore.

Opening line ftw:

"I'm OP. Blood alone turns the wheels of history!"

>>23627593

If it's reservations for something like a movie tavern It's understandable to reserve tickets. They dont have as many seats so the best ones will probably be taken if you just buy them at the counter. Still I wouldn't do a movie for a first date. Espicially one with mediocore reviews but I guess the guy just really wants to see that movie.

So whats the best way to go about setting up a date? I've gotten a few dates and I don't have any problems with getting a response but I find that alot of times whenever try to set up a date that's when they stop responding.

>>23627204

I know exactly what you're talking about but I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

>>23610866
Those look like YouFit colors tho, PF is yellow and purple, not green and purple

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"Just looking for a girl to be my toaster strudel."

>start a tinder since I'm not meeting girls I want
>swipe left 99.99999999999999% of the girls I see
>swipe right once
>no matches since I started 2 days ago
God damn all these basic bitches on here is just sad

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What gives? I know alot of people on here come up with some intricate bs to start a conversation. But j just find that corny as shit. Is that the only way for them to respond?

>>23628592
Yeah don't say hey. That is the worst thing to say. Girls even put in their profile not to just say hey.
Ask them a question. Give them a reason to reply.

>>23628592
>>23628592
women have far too many generic men messaging them precisely because they are women, you are gonna have to be a little different or atleast start by making a bit of an effort. These girls have such inflated egos they aren't going to strike up a conversation with you, they'll see "hey" and immediately dismiss you because they'd have to come up with some sort of substance in a reply

>>23628631
>>23628632
Welp I fucked up then. Thanks for the input. I'm boring as hell so i guess tinder isn't gonna work out for me.

>>23628715
"yo ima be playing videogames all day but you can come over and clean my room"

>>23607927
Awesome Bio

>>23615263
Would consider

>>23628715
Ask something like "what's your dream job?" Or "if you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?". They are questions everyone thinks about and if gives a girl a reason to reply. Ohh and it gives you an idea about the girl. If she says she wsnts to go to new York or London then you know she boring and generic. But if she gives an interesting answer they yout know she's worth your time.

>>23615775
>Guy here

As long as you're not a pretentious asshole to me, except in the Sheets, I could care less, besides I love me some Grime. Wunsen

step 1: be good looking

>>23617213
Nice

>>23623424
Did you hook up with her? Was she crazy in Bed as well, if so?

>>23629138
You are super pretty.

>>23629155
im a man though im often mistaken for a woman until I speak bc apparently i have a really deep man voice

>>23629168
Awkward

>>23621325
Dude fuck the Haters. The profile is nice, especially if, as your profile says, you're just trying to hook up and maybe watch a movie after.

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I had to post this description, lost my shit

>>23629176
yeah my life is basically a joke as
>physical appearence is too feminine
>personality and voice super masculine

Matched with a girl earlier today and she just admitted to being a virgin. She's not super qt but the conversation has gone very well. Now I'm terrified to meet up with her because I'm afraid she'll become too clingy. I mainly just want to fuck. We also have a 7 year age difference (she's 18), so that's worries me too. Should I stay away?

>>23629215
just get that never before touched fruit man

>>23629215
I would go for it. It makes it more fun.

>>23629222
>>23629224
I've dealt with clingers before though, and it was not fun. I think my personality attracts them for some reason. The only reason I'm tempted is because I've never fucked a virgin before, but I'm not sure that outweighs the risks here.

>>23629266
I promise it's worth it. I have been with about 10 and will always take another.

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>>23628715
That's how you do it dude.

>>23629889
>>23627447

you copy this to multiple women?

share more openers pls, i like them.

>>23629027
I laughed thanks man

>>23629936
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
What house would the sorting hat place you in?
If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?
Do you think time travel will happen in the future?
Or make something up. Give the girl a reason to reply. A girl wants to think you put in effort.

>>23629076
Thanks I'm late too reply but I needed some type of idea I'll try that out.

>>23629969
It's cool. I hope it works out. I noticed I got more replies when I started these questions. Keep us updated!

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Rate my tinder please!

>>23630436
Would accidentally swipe left/10

>>23630443
what does that mean oh god. is my tinder good?

>>23630436
id let you rail me with your cock desu

>>23630453
ive been a magnet for gays my whole life

>>23630459
im a girl desu

>>23630460
i'm litterally autistic, is that ok?

>>23630453
Sounds like my type of woman lol! Sadly no luck with tinder for me :/

>>23630468
do you like my tinder friend?
i'm looking for yours rn to rate

>>23630465
why would that matter to me im not a disgusting human being

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>>23630479
thanks :) here you can have this qt pic of me cause you're so nice to me

I installed tinder a few days ago. What does it mean if a girl super likes you?

>>23630580
That she's very interested in you

>>23607975
Noise, but 3rd image is a bit redundant on the scenery. Just take another arm/muscle shot in a different place and you're golden.

>>23629138
Wait are you a dude?

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I've learned some good things from this thread so far. Can someone give me some pointers on my profile?

>>23631494
I would take the thing out about basketball. But other then that I don't see anything wrong. How do you do on there?

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Just started yesterday, and comments are appreciated - No idea why the first picture is blurred, when I open the 'edit profile' menu though, it's sharp when you single image look at it

>>23607342
Find something in their profile description or one of their pictures, comment on it that you like it and whatever. Hit up a conversation, smoothly through in you think they're hot. Exchange numbers and when the time is there (and you found out if they have a same interest in you) just ask to meet up and fuck. Worked for me on several occasions.

I have 1 question.
How to actually have sex or find a gf through tinder? My profile attracts a considerable number of women, I've been on 3 dates, yet they didn't lead me anywhere.

>>23631537
Be more impulsive.

>>23631510
storm chasing always attracts fat bitches. Which I don't mind if they are pretty and not annoying. I've been killing some really hot matches with "hey whats up" So I'm gonna take some canned material from this thread. All in all, not bad for a goofy looking faggot.Thanks for your input, anon.

>>23631544
Maybe I should take drugs for my dates? They make me more impulsive, or decisive.
I don't think I have much to lose, I'm tired and I want to die.

>>23612370
Destroy the mustache and smile, seriously

>>23631574
Could do. If you don't mind such a thing. So far I've never needed it. In the messages be as up front as possible. Meaning that in real you could be a bit more laid back, as you already settled in.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber

>>23631590
From what I've observed the messages made little to no difference and the entire thing was decided in person.
I only went on dates with girls that wrote to me first so far though, so they were probably attracted enough not to mind anything.

>>23631598
About a week ago I had a match with this girl, 2 days later we met up and had sex. Was just real up front about it. It's also about being lucky if she's up for it or not.

>>23615263

I make art.

Can we art?

>>23631654
The best thing to do is after talking for a little bit say "so what are you really looking for on here?" I always say that I'm interested in the same outcome as they are. Puts them more at ease.

>>23630623
yeah.

>>23631702
Funny thing is. I had that conversation with that girl after we had sex. Just responded with "Something that's enjoyable".

>>23631710
Haha. Smooth.

What's the verdict on Super Likes? Do they make you look too desperate? I mean if the person likes you they were already going to like you with or without the Super Like.

>>23631864
Nah, done it plenty of times. Sometimes the distance you both have is different (I'm searching on quite a big distance) so there would be a chance they'd never find me. I only use it when I'm almost certain they'd accept it. It happens that they "feel honored" when I do it. So just go for it.

>>23631864
Honestly I just use it to get one more like in a day. But I use it sparingly.

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>make a Tinder account no ideo how it works
>swipe left to all because I thought it was like a catalog until there is nothing left

Did I fuck up? Do I have to make another account?

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>>23631983
yeah its fine though i remake my tinder every week
which pic is better for an opener?
this? or

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>>23632027
this

can married people get on tinder and pretend to be single?

>>23632062
no fuck off retard

>>23632062
They can. But that would be cheating.

>>23632062
Every now and then I'll come across a profile that has what looks like engagement/wedding photos.

>>23632027
>>23632031
you look like a fucking retard in both

>>23631494
why does it look like you shit your pants in all your photos?

Take a cool photo

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>>23632273
how about now?

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Rate me, just back on after a year absence

>>23632031
This is better then the other, but 2 is better then both

>>23631532
switch 2 and 3

guys i dont get it, every time i talk to someone it goes good then i ask if they want to meet up and usually they agree then they just stop communicating with me, the fuck

>>23632503
cold feet. Maybe try meeting in a more non threatening location like a coffee shop

>>23632517
i do, thats my goto line, they say sure on whatever day i hit them up then they just dont respond, its happened like 6 times already

>>23632470
I'd say switch 1 and 2 unless you're only going after asian girls.

The rest looks good though, I actually kek'd at the first line of your bio. You misspelled "rum" though.

>>23632520
Don't feel bad dude. I get ghosted on a lot as well. Its just dumb bitches. That's what I chalk it up to.

>>23632520
A fair amount of girls just like the confidence boost of a bunch of guys asking them out, and they have no intention of actually doing it. Shit happens

>>23632538
I'm not that clever, stole the line from some anon here, and thanks I didn't catch that typo

>>23632547
What line of mine did you use? Haha

>>23632552
I heard you like bad boys?
I'm bad at everything

>>23632558
Haha not one of mine. How has it worked?

>>23632503
they match with someone hotter.
sorry thats just how it works. happens to me all the time

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What should I write her
>drips

>>23632601
ask where her if she could visit anywhere in the world where it would be and why

>>23632586
Well, I've only been back on for a few hours and I'm getting matches

>>23632611
What about
>Hi, I am a nigerian prince. I canake your rich. All I need is your phone number

>>23632611
There we go. That's one of my openers. Ha.
But yeah I use two different openers I use so often my phone auto completes the entire question.
There is no need to be specific.

>>23632631
where do you go after that? the problem with openers like that with me is i have no way to steer the convo fluidly

>>23632631
What's your opener

>>23632641
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? After that I ask about if they wouldbe good or evil. Then what their name would be and then just kind of keep it going.
What house would the sorting hat place you in? I would like to think that I am ravenclaw but pottermore thinks differently and placed me in hufflepuff.
After that I ask why they believe that and then mention the new movie coming out.

But those two questions will tell you a lot about the person.

>>23629889
But I also posted this showing that you can ramble and still get a great reply. Notice how she said it was refreshing? It's because it was more thenergy hey or something stupid basic.

>>23632601
Hey fellow Wienerfag. How do I talk to grumpy unapproachable Austrian girls? I understand you might not be the best person to ask.

>>23632692
Try not rambling as much and do you have a better picture of your face for the first picture?

>>23632692
>the car
I don't understand. Why do you do this? You even refer to the picture in your bio. Is it just there to make a really, really bad joke? This isn't funny or endearing, it's just weird.

>>23632715
More natural. And like >>23632712 said maybe remove the car bit.

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Lay it on me, guys

>>23632780
Just for reference I've gotten like 9 matches in the past 5 days (idk if that's good) and they're all 7.5/10+ so I'm doing something right. Too bad most of them live like 70 miles away tho.

>>23632780
I think yours looks good. How about talking with them?

>>23627131

Someone watches Letterkenny

>>23632860
Talking is going well, only started with 2 girls, one didn't even answer, the other I'm close to getting nudies from. Haven't even had a gf yet bc all the girls there are fucking ugly and all picky as hell, trying to get some poon outside but it's hard when I don't have my license yet. (Got my permit really late)

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Thoughts?

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>She had a picture of her in a Luigi costume.

Really thought I was clever with this one, guess not.

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Is my "about me" to long?

>>23632955
Maybe she hasn't seen it yet.

>>23632955
yea, wasn't that clever t b h

also
>sending another message 10 hrs later when she hasn't responded to the first one

not a good move

>>23632954
I like it. Maybe take out the hair pulling?

>>23632955
I wouldn't have replied so quickly. If I don't get a reply on the first message I stop trying and unmatch after about two weeks.

>>23632957
You you rambled a bit too much. Coming from a guy, guys don't read most of your about me. Be short and sweet. Maybe even just list. Try a clever joke?

>>23632983
I tried man most of the time I'd just start with hey or something and never get a response. so I tried something different. Was clever in my eyes atleast. Idk what else I would've started off with

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Be honest

>>23633389
>Three pictures with just you and another chick
Why?
Makes me wonder when I see girls with profile pics kissing their ex or current boyfriend on Tinder.

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>>23632954
Good taste in writers.

>>23615263
>tolkein
>pictures doing nothing
>nothing to offer except your face and your shitty opinion on other peoples music and art

10/female
0/gf

>>23633410
I don't get why this is a big deal. Like if a girl is a qt, I'm not going to swipe left just cause she's with the same dude in a few of her pics.

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>>23633470
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery"

Any of you guys tried Bumble? It has like an unusually high ratio of hot chicks on it, but I've literally only had one match over the last three days. Anyone else have better luck?

Also,
>tfw I saw the ex on Tinder for the first time today
She broke up with me like three days ago. Fuck this.

>>23633537
It's a big deal because they're going to think you're cheating on your girlfriend. Girls and guys think differently dude, if you haven't already noticed. Get those pics out of your profile they're not even good anyway.

>>23633823
Well you are already on there so that's a bit hypocritical. But also I just got bumble and yeah a ton of hot girls but no matches yet.

>>23633858
>Well you are already on there so that's a bit hypocritical
I get that which is why I'm not mad about it, but I think anyone would be naturally bummed.

Though I do think there is a bit of a difference. She was the one that broke up with me completely out of the blue because she "didn't want a relationship right now," and then the next day is on Tinder looking for new guys. I don't think that's quite the same as me getting on again desperately looking for some sort of pick me up after being blindsided.

But I digress. Yeah, I've had one single match on Bumble and the girl didn't message me in the 24 hour window so she poofed. I'm using it less and less because even though there are tons of hot chicks on it, it feels like almost every single one is completely out of my league and will never match me.

>>23633410
It's ma sis, figured it was obvious

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>>23632470
Updated, please rate

>>23634075
lol excuse the misspelling I'm baked

How the fuck do I respond?

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>>23634110
I'm retarded obviously

>>23634116
Tell her a funny story about your name

>>23633877
If she broke up with you then she was already done with the relationship. Yeah its a shitty feeling. I completely understand. Sorry you had to deal with it but both of you have your own reasons to be on it.
Yeah I'll keep bumble for when I'm bored but I'm not put time much stock in it. I like that there are a lot more older ladies on it.

>>23634075
I like it. I understand why you have the 5th picture on there but that's the only one I would take down. It's not necessary though.

>>23634116
Ask her why her parents chose it. If she has German heritage

>>23634116

One of these?

>1. Great, I've always wanted to fuck a German chick with a German name.
>2. Nice to 'meet' you Adelaide, who are you, and are you fun?

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Got some OC that worked guys

>>23634184
that shit is so bad

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Adding photo of me with some actual friends on my profile in last picture. Didn't notice until I posted on here

>>23635181
That rick joke is pretty good

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No clue what I'm doing, just made this the other day.

I have basically no pictures of myself so adding more would just be boring selfies, but I'm gonna add one with my dog and another when I go mountain climbing next week.

>>23635181
aaaaaaay young ones.

>>23635405
You should be smiling in the first picture and the dog and climbing one will be great!

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Had okay results, about 23 matches in about a week.
Barely managed to hold one conversation longer than a day though.
Clearly belong on 4chan.
I'll try a few lines from this thread and see how they go.

And yes, that is Nobuo Uematsu in the third pic :)

How do I move on from small talk and get on a date?

I get plenty of messages but they all turn into boring exchanges that lead nowhere

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What do you think is the best thing to do if you find someone you "kind of" know IRL (e.g. friend of a friend), but would very much like to get to know better?

I'm toying with the idea of a super like, but that might be awkward if she doesn't reciprocate. On the other hand I'd hate to just do a normal swipe right and risk missing the connection. (To be clear, she probably wouldn't recognise me and I only realised we have friends in common because of her career description).

Pic related.

when girls put "not looking for hookups," generally, do they mean they 100% do not want any hookups, or is it more like "no hookups to prevent a ton of people from hhu, but she could make an exception?

is it worth trying anyways in anybody's experience?

So I get lots of matches but have yet to have a single date or hookup because I'm inept at this shit. Matched with a cute girl, would genuinely like to just chill and get to know her. How do I do that, because apparently conversations on tinder are a no go and just straight up asking someone if they want to get together sometime doesn't work for me. I'm used to building relationships, friends or otherwise, over time, never really learned how to just jump right in.

>>23613024
>14/88 in the streets
>9/11 in the sheets