ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS This is a Christian thread, so all non-Christian

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Niggers
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9o6fTFq9sc

For bish:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=spqgpkobEh4

For dope music anon:
That's sexy enjoi board. Once you get a kickflip down it'll all be right easy.
>pull a churchill
Do you prefer street or vert personally?
I've a 10~ year old ATM but keep switching out trucks so eh right?

>>23603955
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=spqgpkobEh4

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>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2WWmKFQ-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ooj6pEd6YM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbAISMzd7vA

>>23603898
I luv this pic
>>23603865
>Last time I was on a skate board, internet wasn't fast enough to watch online porn videos. So like 12 or 13 years? I was never good at it. If I was to try now, I would be on my ass in 10 seconds flat.
kek
how old are you if you don't mind me asking? I enjoy riding around, especially in city settings. It's nice to get a consistent flow and roll around with headphones in hoping no one takes you off the shelf with their driving,
>>23603875
>DA FUQ
>Then who was phone ?
>Shaggy voice*
>It wasn't me
>>23603885
>let's get a closer look at that towel
Here you go c:

who are the ppl in the op?

cleanse jews erry day

>>23603955
Why you are so pretty?

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>>23603955
go 2 sleep son

>>23603992
now THAT is a nice towel
9.5/10

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>>23604025
>now THAT is a nice towel
>9.5/10
Thank you <3
It reminds to keep coolin through lyfe
What animals are those on your blanket?

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>>23604041
Heh, they're straight chilling and give no fucks
Ahh my cozy blanket has sheep on it (and one black one)

>>23604089
>Heh, they're straight chilling and give no fucks
Would be in underwater squad with for sure
>>23604089
>Ahh my cozy blanket has sheep on it (and one black one)
That does look cozy, I like it. The one black sheep makes it better too. Is it homemade?

>>23604113
they look like they dabble in some hard drugs every now and then tbqh. I'd chill with 'em
the quilt laying on top of it is, but the blankie ain't (it's just super old)
do you listen to music while you skate?

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Here is some music. Mostly choral and keyboard music here as it is what I've been listening to lately.
https://youtu.be/36Y_ztEW1NE
https://youtu.be/vC0WpeWSBak
https://youtu.be/BRfF7W4El60
https://youtu.be/xHQVtYzjLao
https://youtu.be/d8RsulZdQZY
https://youtu.be/fT1y0_9qpeY
https://youtu.be/EeNeckd7-OE
https://youtu.be/sIIS-UgixGE
https://youtu.be/pHW1I8T0caI
https://youtu.be/zlU80BLtAwE
https://youtu.be/Q5Mv3T3ANjY
https://youtu.be/sfZHg9eH-WY
https://youtu.be/BxgmorK61YQ
https://youtu.be/mQdn3m8l-nM

Try to give Miserere ( even if you ignore the rest, please do give Miserere a try ), first part of Stabat Mater or Mass in C minor a go if you like vocals. For feels, try that clarinet concerto I put there or the Schubert's piece. I included Satie because I think Palestinian girl would like it. For as to why Gould's version of concerto in D minor; yes, it is slow, too slow for such a violent virtuoso piece but it stands out as an interpretation and the way Gould carries out the solo passages is very mesmerising and I haven't heard any pianist do that. And the last piece, the gigue, I think I listen to it too much.

I hope I found something for everyone.

I'm reading Necronomicon and Brother's Karamazov. Lovecraft repeats himself a lot; Dostoyevsky is very great and he understands people very well, almost as much as my other man Stendhal.

Picture related is JUST me being me.

>>23604121
>they look like they dabble in some hard drugs
It's true, they fuks wit dolphamine. It's like Desomorphine but way worse.
>>23604121
>the quilt laying on top of it is
I like that quilt too
>do you listen to music while you skate?
Yes! It's a must for me, makes the experience so much better. I usually make playlist before I leave. Music keeps me going with everything in life <3
Do you skate or longboard any?

>>23604148
gonna check dis out


>>23604171
kek, that's some hard shit there
nahh I don't skate but I know a little bit about it (lots of my friends in high school were really into it). I tried to ollie once and ate shit...hard. I can manual for a few seconds tho kek
do you usually stick to a certain genre for skating or does the playlist change err day?

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15°C yesterday with 12 mm of rain, or half an inch for the amerishoots

Coldest day since 24 September. Also right now at 11:30am it is 17°C and mostly sunny but I can't enjoy it due to this crazy ass prac I have in 20 mins rip

>>23604148
sad german guy song is my favorite
dixit dominus is really good too

>>23604349
good luck weatheranon
we've gotten more snow here in the past two days than we got for most of winter, combined. odd weather. I want spring goddamnit

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>>23604213
pic is fran and place we use to skate. Always had to skate over or around the water in this big drainage ditch. Good times
>I tried to ollie once and ate shit...hard
lol I've done this countless times. I fell on my wrist hard one time and now it clicks when I rotate it.
>I can manual for a few seconds tho kek
>do
Noice, I can't do manuals yet ;-;
>do you usually stick to a certain genre for skating or does the playlist change err day?
It changes err day. Lot of hiphop though, usually drink a little too to loosen up to feel all thug n' shit

>>23604946
that place looks bretty dope, and I like his board
I see the tight pants are still in style when it comes to you sk8ters, heh.
I like ya thug style. Do you get frustrated easily? I've seen so many silly freakouts over a shitty skating session back in my day
also do you prefer looser or tighter trucks

>>23605239
let's not

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Towards the end of the last thread made me think of my cat that I don't have anymore (pic related, it was taken 8-9 years ago). Too bad my dad had to take him.

>Music Discussion
>Only Christian Hymns

Fuk yo hymns, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxttAghqrv8

>What are you doing?
Drinking a beer, listening to Chthe'ilist, and am now on here. Not much at all.

Seems the she-demons decided to attack in my absence.
One does not fear for the Lord is one's thoughts and will shield me from the foul creatures.
>>23603983
>For bish
Beautiful hymn brother Rouge.
Does this relate to yesterday?

My hymn
https://youtu.be/fJbQaygwdYg
Amen.

back from prac
6 hours long
I'm ded

>>23604865
We had 20C today with late cloud
21C tomorrow and mostly cloudy
Spring will come do not fret, central europe is having a heatwave especially my place in croatia is already getting 25C

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Different ID because different PC.
This is me. >>23604148

>>23603955
Hey, here is that picture of me that you asked. There are two of them, the first one is me at Klaipeda, I think I was about 9 or 10 at that time, and the other one is with me and my cousins. I don't think I have any more on this computer.

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Tfw when you realize you're not a tardigrade

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Tfw you'll never know the comfort and security of being a tardigrade

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>>23606295
Here is me and my cousins, well, at least the two dudes near the water are and the dude behind me is almost a relative of mine.

I'm the middle one.

We're all wearing autism clothes for whatever reason, but eh, we were kids and it was a simpler time. I think I'm like 10 or something there was well. That's Gauja's rapids by the way.

>>23606296
>>23606298
>>23606302
You ok there bud.

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>tfw, you'll never tardigrade on a tardigrade whilst you contemplate tardigradeing while being a tardigrade

CRAWLING IN MY TARDIGRADE
THESE TARDRIGRADES, THEY WILL NOT CRAWL
TARDIGRADE IS HOW I CRAWL
CONFUSING FEELS ARE REAL

>>23606307
Am I a beautiful and majestic Tardigrade?
That be your answer, chappy.

>>23606311
Are thou of faith?
Post moar for final judgement.

>>23606310
Theres something microscopic that tardigrades beneath the surface
Consuming, snuffling
The lack of tardigrade security makes my fear never ending
I snuffle , I can't tardigrade.

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Going to post this picture, because why not. I remember smoking some weed and walking around the same beach as in picture related and it was pretty overwhelming.
>>23606304
I forgot to mention I'm still looking for the pictures of my cat. If I find them, I will post 'em.

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>>23606315
Tar-di-grade.

DO YA GET IT!

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>>23604148
What's going on here?
Where's my Linkin Park best hits?
>>23604089
Would snuggle/10
>>23604946
I wanted to get into skating as a kid. First jump ever attempted I fell 20cm and cracked my forearm, tfw.
>>23605260
I had a cat that got hit by a car right outside my house as a kid, had to shovel up the intestines and shit, was gruesome. Cats are nice.
>>23606304
You haven't changed in the slightest senpai.
>>23606296
>>23606298
>>23606308
They look like fat larvae, let us reenact this life by rolling up in sheets and pretend they're cocoons. Do you want to be a butterfly instead?

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>>23606326
Another picture of muh beach. I really love me some natural sights like these, especially if you are all alone there to enjoy the pure aesthetics of the whole thing.

>>23603898
Question. This will sound provocative, but there's no other way I can think to say it. I'm genuinely curious.

How do you reconcile the fact that there is literally no evidence to support what you believe?

>>23606328
Closest thing to immortal?
Judgement hath been passed.

>>23606334
swedish chad man where's me (You)
>>23606328
qt
>>23604148
C R A W L I N G
I N
M Y
S K I I I I I I I N

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>>23606336
Last picture of muh sunset. I couldn't resist posting some.
>>23606334
I grew eyebrows, my nose somehow grew, my hair got darker and more upright and I also developed severe autism. :^)

>Linkin Park hits
Ayyyyyyy
I just really like vocal music though. I regret not visiting a proper church around Easter, not so much because I am religious, I am not, but because they play St. John's Passion live and I would really want to sit through the entirety of it.

Either that or Death Grips.

>>23606344
You do realize that I am baiting?

Anyways, if there is an argument that I'd see as somehow comprehensive, I'd say it is the mode of which Dostoyevski argues for the lack of any evidence for God and how it affects the free will. More or less he argues that if there was conclusive evidence that couldn't be refuted, it wouldn't be free will to believe or not to believe God since it would be all to obvious and what not. I'm paraphrasing very much, but it is a very beautiful argument, not bulletproof one though, so if that interests you, check out Dostoyevski's opus or by larger scale Orthodox church theology. I don't agree with Christianity, especially with the morality part of it, but some of it is very beautiful. Not that I am stone cold logical positivist, I think it is probably one of the more autistic viewpoints that one can develop, but still, I am rather materialistic.
>>23606353
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Satie is kind of crawl'ish vibe wise though. :^)

>>23606344
Same way I believe females have benis :)

>>23606334
Did I say tardigrade or did I say tardigrade?!
Lets do it, for immortality!!
>>23606351
Oh I do hope the judge serves those little sausages on cocktail sticks, they're delectable.
>>23606353
Qt 3.14159

>>23606360
Ye.
I am of no position to serve verdict, for I myself await a ruling.

>>23606353
>>23606353
>>23606353
>>23606353
These are all the (You)'s I've got left. Take them, just take them.
>>23606356
>Eyebrows
I know what you mean, I was a skinny blonde kid with none, until I got older and darker and hairier.
>Fire nation attack
>>23606360
I'll bring the board games and moms homemade Sweet & Sour BBQ Sauce.

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>>23606356
Muh cat.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with the filename.

>>23606372
>Sweet & Sour BBQ Sauce.
OOOOH Boy! We gonnna get so inebriated!
>>23606369
Bertram, what hath thou done twix the peoples that dwell pon the electric spiders web!
Was thou canoodling with an noodling?

>>23606425
I hath tricked and betrayed, salvation one won't have, but one does beg for a swift execution.

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Might as well put a shitty pic of myself
>>23606372
What a great gift our chad overlord has bestowed upon us. May many promiscuous college women and sporting achievements come to you, friend.
>>23606360
no u

>>23606593
Ausboi cold m3 qt i con die appy neo
\(*^*)/

>>23606437
What art thou a wuss, you'll take each light cut with honor and dignity until the thousandth one tickles your tummy and you become a fire dragon.


Music because you fegs might like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs2CvVob8Dc&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXm4G0TEfc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjKLW3QCJ3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTX5ff9Ze0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOnkcsJjUDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL50Kl1loDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fVK7atPvLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSXpWrVmPxM&nohtml5=False

enyoy ya busthards

>>23606673
dun b silly senpai

>>23606723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbTNfR4K8I
S.N.M
Okay.

>>23606750
that guy is based

>>23606673
I do like pain with my partners ;)

>>23606760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IImEd__4sGU&nohtml5=False
This guy is also based.
*Death stare
*Giggles

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>>23603983
When bae treats his wives equally
Beautiful.

>>23604016
Cause you so nice Anon.

>>23604025
Nearly slept in history of art class today after staying up too fukken late yesterday.

>>23606334
Sup Swedanon.

>>23606295
>>23606304
>saved
Nothing's wrong with your clothes
>Those cheeks Awww
You're too adorable for yourself expression related
>>23606336
True it is more enjoyable when alone
>>23606374
What's his/her name.

>>23606777
nice trips
and dat giggle
>>23606790
shouldn't even be giving (You) a (You)
but here I am

>>23606797
Received but hey! I added you to the painting I deserve a (You).

>>23606804
surprisingly enough in a fairly central position

>>23606773
You saucy little ketchup.
>>23606797
The manly man giggles, it's like /b/ before the bannan tumor birthed.

>>23606437
If thou doth believe in the Lord and trust that only he hath the authority to judge us men why doth thou judge thyself so harshly? If such matters are better left in his hands then it must also be true that we shan't concern ourselves with them.

>>23606593
I'm kinda over the whole bimbo deal tbf.
Also I smoke, them sporting achievements be long gone.
but ty
>>23606790
>Sup
I'm going to treat this as an actual question for this is a chat thread.

I've been up 33 hours already and I've got 400 pages of the finest Swedish literature 1910 can offer remaining, aswell as a 10 page report due in 24h. I'm surprisingly relaxed however, possibly in shock.
How's life treating you?

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>>23606790
My cheeks died with my soul. Picture related.

>name
Kissingers. Basically the way to call a cat if you don't know it's name is 'kiss, kiss, kiss'. He didn't have a name for quite a while, but like all cats he did heed the 'kiss' call so I elaborated and made him kissingers. I have a hunch that the call that we use to get cats attention is an artefact from the Finno Ugrics ancient Balts assimilated, chiefly Livonians, as the name for cat in Finnish is kissa, IIRC, and it's similar in all Finic languages. So basically I called him a cat, just in Finnish, retrospectively saying.

>>23606907
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/kissa

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Woke up righteous today
>Music
https://youtu.be/i2lekTnxwaI
https://youtu.be/H4h3lW8XGUY
https://youtu.be/bWSxELGNShk
https://youtu.be/DqaWCV18hiQ
>What are you doing?
Stuck as Co-pilot again on this trip to the city.
>>23605018
>I see the tight pants are still in style when it comes to you sk8ters
Kek
This is true, I rok the slim fit corduroys tho aye
>I like ya thug style.
Thanks :3
>Do you get frustrated easily?
Only when I bang my head hard. Insta rage quit everytime.
>I've seen so many silly freakouts over a shitty skating session back in my day
Same. I don't get why people break their boards and screw themselves.
>also do you prefer looser or tighter trucks
I like looser trucks for better turning/control. Wbu?
>>23606334
>First jump ever attempted I fell 20cm and cracked my forearm, tfw.
Fuq that sounds like a terrible first experience. Skateboarding is cool but the injuries not so much.
>>23606298
>>23606308
>>23606328
looking good bboxanon/like Joseph Gordon-Levitt
>>23603843
Sorry for the late (You)
>that classic enjoi
>Oh jeez, that's gorgeous. Once you get a kickflip down it gets right easy to get into everything else.
Thank you! I like the Enjoi decks, this one's been my favorite and I'm hoping to go further with it this time.
>Street is always good, which do you prefer personally?
Street all the way for me. I tried dropping in a few times on vert but I'm no good. The height factor gets to me sometimes too.
>I've got a 10~ year old ATM deck but keep switching the trucks out so eh right?
I saw some cool ATM decks at Zumi's last weekend. What kind of trucks do you use? Ventures is my go to
>>23606790
Heyy Mg
>>23606374
Cute cat :3

>>23606810
You should've read the explanation.

>>23606876
I was genuinely asking
I can imagine that feeling careful tho I used to do it for like 3 or 4 days and then have a breakdown last minute before submission

You should get off /soc/ and go work tho

Ok I guess really tired and got an exam on Sunday.

>>23606907
Still have some of the good features tho
Cheeks wouldn't look cute on an adult anyway

The name for in the arabic colloquial language is "Biss" for male or "Bissa" for female
So we call cats with "Biss biss biss"

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>>23606838
I prefer to be called Valentina.
>>23606875
My lord has been sleeping in his tomb for a while, tis why.

I have no suitable reaction but have a pic of my terciary waifu.

>>23606928
He is a faggot.
>>23606876
>smoke
>mfw quit

you kek (^;
>>23606937
Soon enough my face will become pure skin stretched over my face and I will become death, the consumer of mankind.

Yes, I still got that autism.

>biss
XDDDD

Bise xDDD nošauj kaķ ar biss xDDD :-DDD

>>23606928
Ayyy turtle guy.

>>23606945
Terrorism jokes are funny af
>Yes, I still got that autism
>I'm so aware and shite

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>>23606928
>>23606945

lol i can feel the tumor inside me growing after reading these posts xD

im referring to cancer :3

>>23606928
I still kept at it, a bit. Definitely stumped my enthusiasm for a while however yeah.
>>23606937
The dilemma currently is whether to sleep first or go at it asap. I'm doubting my ability of actually remembering a thing I read atm. Then there's the issue with time, we'll see what happens.
What's the exam on? Feeling ready?
>>23606945
>butwhy

>>23606959
Silly woman, I've no soul and I can't be autistic. I merely feign all emotions to observe the reactions of you roaches. ^:
>>23606973
X-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EBIN BOST XDDDDD
>>23606980
Mostly to demonstrate a guy I know that it isn't as hard as it is made to be and that he shouldn't make such a fuss out of it anyways.

>>23606973
Me too xD

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>>23606959
>Ayyy turtle guy
Ayy
Have you overcome your stomach troubles yet?
>23606973
So tempting but not today c;
>>23606945
>He is a faggot
So is my dog
>
>>23606980
>I still kept at it, a bit. Definitely stumped my enthusiasm for a while however yeah.
I feel that. Have you ever tried snowboarding?

>>23607012
Of course you do.

>>23606980
Rest for a little while then wake up to finish
Construction management
Not ready at all lol.

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>>23607019
I had a doge but he died just after last Christmas.

>>23607023
I sometimes genuinely have a hard time sympathising with people. I've been described as egoist semi ironically by some people.

What do?

>>23607036
I would tell you but I'm just a roach what do I know.

>>23607019
The pain stopped still on medication tho
Thanks for asking.

>>23607036
“As I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams I found myself transformed in my bed into a gigantic insect.”

>>23607047
You can be such a bore with your one liners.
>>23607056
Please go Kafka.

>>23607012
I wouldn't be the best example anyways, I'm no chainsmoker.
>>23607019
I have, mostly due to the fact it looks cooler than skiing does. I enjoyed it a fair bit, no ski resort within decent distance however.
>>23607023
Ah right, you're studying to become an architect. Sounds boring beyond belief but who am I to speak. I had a friend that worked with infrastructure in the city before, I admire the work when there's so much to show for it.

>>23607062
I'm glad you are actually
Or did you expect me to be triggered and write a paragraph attacking you
Or a paragraph defending myself.

I thought this was Christian thread, but everyone is orbiting the whore lmao xD

>>23607079
>t. Saint Alfa.

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>>23607063
I have been from anywhere a pack and half a day to cigarette or two a day. Best smoking experience is when you intentionally deprive yourself of nicotine, edging your addiction. When you start going nuts after a cigarette only then you can smoke. That's how I went on for last two months because there is actual buzz and sense of mild euphoria if you have a cigarette after being deprived of tobacco. Chain-smoking sucks as it has no noticeable benefit.

How tall are you, by the way?
>>23607076
No, I just expect you to write something interesting instead of discussing the mode of discussion in itself. Hur dur dur.
>>23607079
Ironical attention giving is still attention giving.
Don't feed the fire.

>>23607079
Welcome to ITT Chat/Discussions

I'll be your guide

>>23607085
I live to disappoint
>Expecting something interesting when clearly masked trolling
>Chat thread Barbie

>>23607083
>t. Monk Dic Saquer

>>23606943
R u Real?
>U's a sexy mama
I try 4 u bby gurl
>>23607079
>Christ Ian!
>MFW
Militant atheist with over 300 confirmed online arguments and 1.5 damsels saved that touched my peepee.

Shit a brick, scum. Grouping me with these hippie dippy love not war poop stains!!1!

sit on a cactus! I meant to reply to you >>23606928
>sixy mamaseta
be a me bed at 3!
>>23607129

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>>23607036
>I had a doge but he died just after last Christmas.
:^(
Any pictures of said pupper?
>>23607036
>I sometimes genuinely have a hard time sympathising with people. I've been described as egoist semi ironically by some people.
>What do?
Remind yourself of the suffering we all endure as the human race together.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk
>>23607047
>The pain stopped still on medication tho
>Thanks for asking.
No probs <3 and good to hear
Shite sounded ruff, I'm a britch when it comes to handling stomach sickness.
>>23607063
>I have, mostly due to the fact it looks cooler than skiing does.
It really does lol
>I enjoyed it a fair bit
Would you say it's similiar to Skateboarding?
>no ski resort within decent distance however.
Wish it snowed around here. I've never been to a ski resort or even skiing/snowboarding for that matter.
>>23607136
>sixy mamaseta
My hips don't lie anon c;

>>23603955
Even though you're an edgelord, I want to blast my cum all over your face and watch you moan as you lick it up.

>>23607177
I think I do, but I'm not at my computer. He was hardly a puppet as he was around 8 years old, but he died not of natural causes.

>together
>that fatal we
I came in this world alone and I will leave it alone. (^:

>>23606937
>knows Arabic

That explains why I'm so horny for her

>>23606928
>Zumi's
Zumiez*
>>23607177
>similiar
similar

Fuq u fone

>>23607177
<3 What you up to.

>>23607177
Note that I'm fairly shit at both but from my limited experience I'd have to say no.
I think it has to do with the surroundings, having snow hit your face and what not just makes snowboarding seem a lot faster. I'm Swedish but the country is so big that the nearest resort is like 200km away. Idk man it's just a different mindset.
>>23607085
I don't care for the buzz, I enjoy it either way.

>>23607190
>I think I do, but I'm not at my computer
Awh, too bad. What kind of Doge was he?
>he was around 8 years old, but he died not of natural causes
What happened if you don't mind me asking?
>that fatal we
>I came in this world alone and I will leave it alone. (^:
Was hoping to carpool tho :(

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>>23607129
Am realsies

>>23607251
You're realsies cute. How often do you watch The Professional?

>>23607251
This bitch is posted all over /r9k/ dont fall for it its not really her.

>>23607263
;)
>>23607277
Did I claim I was her, please read the thread.

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hello, comrades

>>23606202
why so long, goddamn

>>23606296
why live

>>23606334
don't spill any shit on my cozy blankets ya heard

>>23606790
was it at least good material to sleep through tho

>>23606928
>toxicity
ohhh mann, the nostalgia coming at me hard right now
bost picture of pants
loose trucks iz the way 2 go
how long is the trip?
why are you the side bitch instead of the number 1 dawg

>>23607308
Don't spill any blanket on my shit, more like.

>>23607373
pls. have you slept yet?

Is it time

>>23607395
yes

>>23607398
Seems so, trips decide if I blow myself up, along with the building I'm in.

>>23607400
bost bictures

>>23607381
No, but I've made chicken salad. I've got no time left for sleep, I reckon it's time to get hammered and let creativity flow.
or crash and die
>>23607400
dubs signal only one of the two

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>>23607407
Here is the main explosive in case I fail.

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>>23607308
Not sleep exactly but I was blinking the entire class
And teacher she's retarded keeps asking me questions and I just didn't have the energy to think or answer.

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>>23607263
>>23607200
>>23607183
Post face so I can blast some ropes to you anon ;]
>>23607213
> <3 What you up to.
Just got back from work so I'm about to eat some spring rolls and figure out what's next. (Spoiler: I never do) What about you?
>>23607224
>Note that I'm fairly shit at both but from my limited experience I'd have to say no.
A lot of the people I've talked to have said the same thing. Makes me want to try more.
>I think it has to do with the surroundings, having snow hit your face and what not just makes snowboarding seem a lot faster.
Sounds like that would feel great, get'n hyped
>I'm Swedish but the country is so big that the nearest resort is like 200km away.
Damn, I can see how there weren't too many trips to Ski resort with that distance.
>Idk man it's just a different mindset.
I feel that
How are your Winters and Summers in the part of Sweden where you live?

>>23607308
>toxicity
>ohhh mann, the nostalgia coming at me hard right now
It's so good <3
Breakdowns in every song are so on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A7RRLaKf5c
>bost picture of pants
I don't have any pics at the moment but they all look similar to this just with different shadings.
>
>loose trucks iz the way 2 go
agreed
>how long is the trip?
4 hours but just got back thankfully.
>why are you the side bitch instead of the number 1 dawg
Cause all the other grils got dates to the ball but I didn't :c

Nice DK bongos too
Never had the blessing of owning a Gamecube ;-;

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>>23607416
Fine, I blow myself up, but second dubs decide if I kill the Palestinian slut as well lel.

>>23607450
I'm planning my revenge on some bitch.

>>23607450
Summers are pretty consistent, they're short and because I live by the coast it never gets to that sweaty, sticky state.

Winters do fluctuate quite a bit. You're either unlucky and only end up with -15°C or it's fullblown at -30°C ish. -30 is better because your limbs numb so intensively that you feel like it's warmer than -15.
It's quite wonderful actually. I've had my hair and eyelashes start forming ice.
>>23607487
Godspeed.

>>23607516
God is not involved.

>>23607545
>>23607516
Or speed hue.

""""""""" Holy """"""""""
""" Roman"""
"""""""""" Empire """"""""""

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>>23607487
>glhf
post results ples
>>23607503
>I'm planning my revenge on some bitch.
Awh shi, what's the plan so far and what did britch do?
>>23607516
>Summers are pretty consistent, they're short and because I live by the coast it never gets to that sweaty, sticky state.
Sounds like a plus that you live by the coast. instant jelly here
Do you actually live on the beach or within driving/walking distance?
>Winters do fluctuate quite a bit. You're either unlucky and only end up with -15°C or it's fullblown at -30°C ish. -30 is better because your limbs numb so intensively that you feel like it's warmer than -15.
Holy fuq that sounds intense. I've never been in temperatures lower than -7°C so I can't imagine -30
>It's quite wonderful actually. I've had my hair and eyelashes start forming ice
That does sound wonderful
I really want to go somewhere where I can walk through a forest after a snowfall one day. It just seems like one of those nice things to experience at least once in life.

>>23607667
I don't live on a beach, I live in Stockholm which is based on an archipelago. You've basically got the wind coming from the baltic sea at all times, which is great.
>lower than -7°C
You probably have pretty intense warm weather though, don't you?
I can't stand warm weather and so that sounds like a nightmare for me.
>walk through a forest
It sounds more glamorous than it actually is unless you're a photographer I suppose. It's wet, cold and all you're going to be thinking is about how you've missed out on appreciating the warmth.

>>23607667
Tenks bby, u r spared from jihad after I get out of the carcel.

>>23603898
you consider yourself a "Christian"
yet you defiled the "Last Supper"

>>23607748
t. Muhammad

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>>23607748
The painting depicts a religious event, it isn't really a religious relic.
Did I take the b8 or did I recieve it?
>>23607780
Sorry she is taken :/
I feel it too.
Am I homosex now?

>>23607789
I must make an edit;
>"religious mistake"

>>23607789
that's alterhacker on Instagram, she's single

>>23607813
You fucking guys are no fun.

>>23607813
Fukken finally.

>>23607789
it may not be a relic
but it does fit the definition of an icon
as it's an iconic artwork of historical Christianity

---

Sadly it's the case with basically all good looking woman
and even more so a good looking woman with a wonderful personality
they are usually already dating someone, engaged, or married
-
hell, on at least 2 occasions, I have asked a girl out
who I was sure was single at the time,
only to be told she had recently broken up with her boyfriend
and wasn't interested in a new relationship at the time,
only to find out that a week or two later,
she had gotten back together with her boyfriend
and that they were now engaged.

and this has happened at least twice.
I have horrible luck with women

I hate you

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>>23607844
>icons
Iconoclasm erryday Rhomanoi brother.

>>23607844
>icon
So then you worship the painting.

You have to be realistic with bishes, it's either one shit or the other. It be better if you let it come by itself, and not actively look for someone. That what happened with my first gf, and I guess the girl now.

>>23607879
it's one thing to base something on a famous panting
it's quite another to photo-shop it
more so when it's an artwork revered as a major piece of Christian history

>>23607899
But it's just that, it's artwork. Badly shoop done by the feg admittedly.

>>23607920
but it's such a horrible photoshop
I wouldn't mind so much
if it was at least done right.

>>23607933
IFKR
Especially since there's a disgusting woman among them.
I though my shoops were bad during my reign of terror, this is absolute blasphemy.

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>>23607933
Have the original shop.

>>23607945
Where is the Jester at
3/33
Wood not praise

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>>23607702
>I live in Stockholm got the wind coming from the baltic sea at all time
Sounds lovely, have you ever done any sailing?
>You probably have pretty intense warm weather though, don't you?
Yes, it can get pretty warm especially with average humidity levels around 75%. I live a little over a hours drive from the Gulf of Mexico. Average summer day temperatures are around 30°C at the lowest and 40°C for the highest.
>I can't stand warm weather and so that sounds like a nightmare for me.
I hate it some days and combined with the hellish amount of mosquitoes it's better to stay inside sometimes.
>>23607702
>It sounds more glamorous than it actually is unless you're a photographer I suppose. It's wet, cold and all you're going to be thinking is about how you've
No mosquitoes would make that walk good enough for me, seriously can't stress enough how bad they get.

>>23607725
>Tenks bby, u r spared from jihad after I get out of the carcel.
get riped while in carcel

>>23607954
No clue, some [big] guy from /tv/ made this.

>>23607667
So much accumulated sneaky wickedness
She kinda desperately wants to get engaged again after her boyfriend of 7 years left her 2 weeks into the engagement
We're still in the analysis phase.

>>23607957
I can't lose my feminine figure.
>>23607958
Big eh?

I either can stay and fuck with you fegs, or answer ladyfriend, wat do?

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>>23607977
Do what thou wilt

>>23607988
Merci for the blessing, you right, smell ya fegs l8er maybe.

>>23607844
Not all good looking women are dating, some have really high standards and won't date anyone below them. Probably like the girl in the picture you replied to, they're single by choice

>>23607416
yo I found a good-ass recipe for some chicken salad yesterday and it's truly a game changer. Gonna go eat some now. What are you studying in school?

>>23607431
ah yes, the blinking
I had this one bitch who always caught me falling asleep in her lectures and she liked 2 call me out on it kek
u best get more sleep 2nite yung grasshopper

>>23607450
I don't even know who the bongos belong to or why they're on that shelf. it gives me internet cool points tho because everyone always comments on them, lol
>pantz
actually bretty cool, I like
>soad
hell yea, Needles was always one of my favorite songs by them. I would love to see 'em live but alas, they never come to the States and they're basically done
>trip
blegh, sounds miserable
what do you do for a living?

>>23607419
looks very...combustible

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>>23608088
Go to bed.

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>>23608128
Ok night :/

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>>23608152
What's upsetting you?

>>23607957
I've sailed yeah. I prefer rowboats however as I'm usually alone when fishing. I like fishing the most.
40°C sounds like torment.
>>23608098
>Eating chicken salad same day
>What are you trying to say
I study Psychology. This assignment is for literature class however, I'm not very good at Swedish and so this really is a bother.

>>23608162
It was generally an upsetting day
See you tomorrow.

>>23608186
Are you ok?

>>23608186
I'll still be awake when you wake up, sleep well arabnon

>>23608171
>literature class
vomit. I feel your pain. I'm an awful writer I'm not very creative at all, which is a horrible combo for those long-ass papers we had to write for english class. I wish you luck. How many hours have you been up now?
>what r u saying
all these poor chickens around the world have the same f8: to end up in salad
RIP

>>23608275
I'm creative if it's a subject I enjoy. I'm not enjoying myself atm.
>1/100
I've been up for about 40 hours something.
>salad
Describe the salad though, was it everything you wanted it to be and more?

>>23607964
>So much accumulated sneaky wickedness
wicked villainous devils
>She kinda desperately wants to get engaged again after her boyfriend of 7 years left her 2 weeks into the engagement
ahhh, so dude straight split and now she's ronery/despo
>We're still in the analysis phase
lemme know when you move to the design phase

>>23607977
>I can't lose my feminine figure.
of course, not sure what I was thinking sorry anon. This sounds better than feg muscels anyways

>>23608098
>I don't even know who the bongos belong to or why they're on that shelf. it gives me internet cool points tho because everyone always comments on them, lol
keep em up for those fresh web points lol
>>23608098
>actually bretty cool, I like
ty
>>23608098
>I would love to see 'em live but alas, they never come to the States and they're basically done
Ye it sucks :/
May be one day still tho
>>23608098
>blegh, sounds miserable
>what do you do for a living?
I'm a a delivery driver and It can be really miserable sometimes with traffic. It's usually a average of 6 or 7 hours of driving a day. Listening to music while driving keeps me sane on the monotonous back and forth drives.
You still looking for a job at the moment or in chill mode?
>>23608171
>I prefer rowboats however as I'm usually alone when fishing.
rowboat sounds way easier to handle
>I like fishing the most.
Fishing is great, what's one of the biggest fish you've caught?
>>23608152
>>23608171
:c
feel better mg <3

>>23608307
>40 hrs
r u hallucinating yet
I think my record was 59 hours. it was bretty bad by the end kek, would not recommend
>ensalada
I used hummus instead of gross-ass mayo and I'm hooked. would give it a very strong 8. it was missing something but I can't put my finger on it...maybe something to make it spicier
I will sacrifice my next chicken and ask my local chicken oracle what ingredient I was missing

>>23608356
oooohhh shit you're a driver. I think I would lose my mind if I had to drive for that long each day (I fuggen hate driving and cars and traffic and all that jazz). Would definitely need music as well. I could go the rest of my life without watching another movie but I'd be PISSED if music got taken away.
>trabajo
kek, I'm still looking but my money has been lasting me. I just want it to be fall already so I can be a student againnnn

>>23608356
Well, they sure are more fun to handle.
>biggest fish
It was when I was young out of pure luck really. I can't remember what kind of fish it was or the weights but I basically lowered the hook into the water as I was preparing bait cause I didn't want to poke my eyes out and the hook alone caught a small fish inside a bigger fish inside a bigger fish. Was quite astonishing at the time.
Other than that I haven't had a lot of luck, I fish just for the sake of it, rarely catch much.
It must be pretty nice being able to do such activies year round.

>>23608536
>shrooms
No, I'm not very tired tbqhwy. I might get some coffee soon though, need a break from this hell of an assignment anyhow. (Excluding the soc breaks every 15min shh)
My record of staying up was a little bit under 4 days so 90 hours ish.
I'm only staying up for another 17 hours now though, won't reach the dreaded 59 heures.
>Hummus
This is very interesting, I've always struggled with various kinds of dressings due to vinegar but hummus does sound intriguing indeed. Will give it a shot next time I decide to fancy it up with pollo salado.

>>23608562
oh god, 90 hours no pls I can't even imagine, UGH why did u say that, gross, make it stop
excuse me while I go dry heave into the nearest bush
>break tiem
ur secret is saef with me. I spend way too much time on here anyways to judge u
>vinagre
u got something against it, m8?
yes try it! no vinegar required. only sad chickenz and happy veggies

>>23608584
You get glassy eyed after a while, very mellow.
Some shocking physical consequences though, my face looked like pizza dough for a couple days thenceforth. I can see the effects starting to take place as we speak.
>Vinägrett
It gets tiresome, acid in food gets rough after a while. Hummus is a bit more balanced, fierce tip senpai.

>>23608666
>those satanic trips
>face melting
everyone RUN

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>>23608536
>(I fuggen hate driving and cars and traffic and all that jazz).
right there with you on that
>>23608536
>I could go the rest of my life without watching another movie but I'd be PISSED if music got taken away.
Exactly, I start to feel bummed out if I don't listen to music after awhile. It's energizing
>>23608541
>lowered the hook into the water as I was preparing bait cause I didn't want to poke my eyes out
As you should, hooks are dangerous af. I've been hooked on the end of my thumb twice. I can feel it thinking back on it now, it's freaking me out a little t bh. Makes my thumb throb
>and the hook alone caught a small fish inside a bigger fish inside a bigger fish. Was quite astonishing at the time.
That does pretty amazing. All this without bait on the hook too? Some cartoon stuff right there.
>I fish just for the sake of it, rarely catch much.
Same here, one of my favorite fishing experiences as a kid was at my grandmother's pond fishing with huge cane poles during the summer. Fishing with cane poles has a certain charm to it.

oops left this off
>>23608536
>kek, I'm still looking but my money has been lasting me. I just want it to be fall already so I can be a student againnnn
What's are going to go to school for in the fall?

>>23608666
>Vinägrett
I hate the Russian salad with the same name.

>mfw was reminded of dreadful salad in middle of the night

>>23608985
>Tremble
>>23609064
I got hooked under my fingernail once, the sweet memories.
Yeah, without bait. What isn't supposed to ever happen did happen, dinner was truly secured. Was on own island and everything aswell, hosted a feast only the finest noblemen could revel in.
>cane poles
I can picture this, strawhat and a selfproclaimed "the kid" title.
>>23609087
>hate
>salad
Spotted the murican.
Here's a (You) for bumping my waste of space thread.
>>23609087

Damn I wish I could be a christian, it must be so nice and cosy.

>>23609138
I actually love salad, but vinegrett is pure disappointment.

Since I'm a poorfag I normally eat very simplistic salads like grated carrots with mayonnaise and wee bit garlic or boiled, then grated beets with sour cream. Or rosol, an actually good Russian salad.

>tfw no siļķu salāti

V I E N K Ā R Š I*

*just

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>>23609159
Metaphysics are comfy in general.

>>23609164
This is what googling V I E N K Ā R Š I brought me.
I see it now, you're a scholar and a gentleman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE-NHnfR-Og

>>23609185
Truly an interesting find. I'm not sure why is this filmed at all. We will never find out.

Simply machetes would be the translation and it doesn't make any sense, nor what they are saying gives any context.

In conclusion seeing I'm an experienced /x/ lurker, I'd say it's aliens or ancient Annunaki that are behind this video.

TL;DR
wat

>>23609206
Is this what the youth of tomorrow has to offer?
Could it be merely a spurt of hormone fueled teen angst, rebelling against the system?
With machetes.

Here I am supporting WWF trying to grant the youth a bit more political power and this is how they repay me.
>Resigned

>>23609233
WWF should hand out guns to youth and a copy of Might is Right and convince them that it is all a meme so let your dreams be steel beams and Hitler did 9/11

>>23609245
>should
>Implying we aren't already

Man I want a nice Christian, church going male pal

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>>23609285
Oh fug
>>23609301
>male pal
Sounds like something a sodomite would say.

>>23609306
friends is not sodomy, you dope

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>>23609314
Christian man must always stay vigilant against degeneracy

>>23609306
>Less people
>Less polution
>School shootings
>Praise nature
Man it's so good to be up 44h, I can't wait to fail class.

>>23609337
Did you inject marijuana or something?

>>23609353
No, I'm just not done. I've got that feeling that you get after you type out 5 pages and you realize it's all shit and ideally you should redo it but just won't accept it.

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>>23609364
Absolute madman.

I'm off to bed soon though as I haven't any reason to stay awake for much longer.

>>23609395
Sounds fair, take care senpai.

>>23609064
how long have you been doing it? do you work with chill peeps at least?

>>23609071
I'm starting my master's in geology, eeyyy. my days of being a wageslave/neet will be over soon

>>23609164
can u pls tell me a decent way to prepare/eat beets without me wanting to drink bleach afterwards

>>23609301
ill b ur male pal

>>23609446
Drink lye instead.

You just do things with them. Boil them and then get those beets. Beet it up.
>>23609403
Night.

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>>23609586
noted
thanks boss

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what has this dog seen and how can I gain his powers

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Decided to not sleep.
>>23609675
Ye.
>>23609929
I reckon he has realised Hitler was a gud boi who did nuffin wrong.

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https://www.samharris.org/blog/item/the-limits-of-discourse

Oh lawd, this keeps getting better and better.

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>>23609964
I like that one a lot
Why don't you like sleeping?

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>>23609983
de fug is this

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>>23609987
Time wasted. Unless I dream, but that rarely happens.

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>>23609996
Just keep reading it.

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>>23610002
what do you do when you choose to not sleep?
aren't u concerned about ur gainz

>>23610005
m-mom, I'm scared

>>23610038
No, gains are of secondary nature.

I read. That debate ayy lmao. Sam 'Bomb the Middle East' Harris does it again.

>>23610053
I understand
they're so...civil when they argue. it's cute

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>>23610098
>implying it's not butthurt throughout

>>23610125
kek, their tones are so scathing but it's still kind of calm (in a fake way) at the same time. I like how Sam always starts out with
"Noam-"

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>>23610145
Civility is a meme. At least this faggot has dropped that.
http://culture.vg/features/art-theory/on-the-genealogy-of-art-games.html

He even writes aphorisms that include words like 'faggots', 'niggers' and 'subhumans'. On art games he is entirely correct though and by extent anything that presupposes art 'x'.

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>>23610174
he spelled faggot wrong
what a fagot. excuse my artspeak
would u say u r civil tho
have you ever been super uncivil

>>23609138
how's it going, champ?

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>>23610204
I'm devilish.

>>23610204
Leaving in about 20min or so. 48 hours on the dot it'll be.
This is what I was made for.
How's the grannysniffing working out?

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>>23610218

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>>23610248

>>23610240
I huffed from her scarf which reeked of old lady perfume and now I'm high as fug
how are you feeling about your 10 page masterpiece?

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>>23610258
yes pls

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>>23610265
One becomes what one is.

>>23610262
I feel like prostitution is the job for me.

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>>23610272
can I put that on my suicide note

>>23610279
I see it went well

>>23610290
Quite.
I'll blow you for a dollar.

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>>23610290
That's him, woman.

>>23610304
u cant handle my massive dick

>>23610306
ahh, your husband
I am ashamed to know so little about philosophy

>>23610337
>Plan A - Education failed
>Plan B - Prostitution failed
What do now?
>>23610306
I'm moving in with you and vinegrette.

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>>23610337
It's more or less Plato thinking that man is a chicken and Nietzsche saying man is a rope or something. Oh and this guy seeing ghosts everywhere.
>>23610350
Pls no.

Worst Russian culinary invention.

>>23610350
you move in with >>23610306 and become his trophy wife. you will only make salads 4 him

>>23610369
which one do u agree with
don't pick the ghosts

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>>23610378
>agreement
That's a spook m'lady.

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>>23610387
fug

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>>23610395
Picture is me in [real] life.

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>>23610406
wow nice
this me pls no bully

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here is a poorly illustrated version of me

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>>23610421
Nice geese. By the way, time to remind the thread

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
>>23610425
Wordsworth IS pretty much a meme publisher. Thing funny here is that Wordsworth was a supreme poet.

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pls no excommunicate for failing to pay my (U) tithe before joining le bread

if anyone is feeling generous, could you spare me alms

I'm so fucked right now. Been trying to write the first sentence of my essay for the entire past hour without any distractiona until now. I had this shit planned hardcore so it should've been done by now but despite starting the assignment 3 days ago and putting in at least an hour a day, I'm here cramming the night before again. Granted, this book, 'The Question of God' by Armand Nicholi is so full of shallow arguments and loaded questions, and my teacher is a Jesus-lover, and tomorrow I'm supposed to discuss this shit in a group of mostly Jesus-lovers. I feel like utter useless shit. I should at least be able to write my opinion right? Naw, I'm required to cite 15 quotes from one chapter, excluding 9 that are included in the provided in the prompts. At this point, I have less than 8 hours before my class starts and I need to sleep. You'd think I could just skip and try again next time, but I've already done that too many times and now I'm barely hanging on. If I fail this class, financial aid drops me and I'll most likely owe half tuition. If that happens, I'll be in debt.

This book will be the downfall of me and all I have are shitty excuses.

get me off this ride please

i think I'll just wageslave full time until i save enough to get out of this shithole town

saltyanon, if you're out there, fuck me up past the point of no return so i can an hero without difficulty

>>23610444
Don't fuck it up. You should try taking a nap and immediately after you've awoken try and salvage whatever there is left to. Just write some pseudointellectual shite. Plagiarise if you can.

Unjust yourself my man.

Most importantly, don't listen to me or take any of my advice.

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>>23610438
do u liek poetry, too

>>23610444
woah woah woah. it's cool yo, you have 8 hours. it sounds like you already have a lot to say (it doesn't matter if the class is filled with jesus lovers or not), and that's a very good start. take a deep breath, you have a lot of time yet. just stay focused on your paper right now. don't think about anything else I have faith in you
nice trips, too

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>>23610486
Yes. No meme shit like Bukowski, but yes, I do.

Pls someone buy me these
Will write shitpost essays in return
http://www.hummel.net/AA/Men/Footwear/Sneakers/hml-stadil-canvas-lo-tradewinds

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>>23610500
kek, I wouldn't even know what meme-tier poetry is. I am sure you have good taste in it. you seem enjoy shit that requires much interpretation. I have never been any good at that and it makes me a little jealous sometimes
enough feelz. I go sleep now

>>23610532
There is a hierarchy between interpretations, a natural inequality, with mine being the most superior; aesthete par excellence, a true connoisseur of shitpost.

Good night. It's morning here, but you live on the other side of this irregular sphere [tips fedora] and I'm very much surprised that people don't fall of the earth as gravity is false, for if it was, moon would fall on our heads.

Just to let you know, T, I'm trying to upload this "chug" vid, but it keeps uploading as upsidedown. Fuuuuug.

My little sister just sprayed window cleaner in my nose and mouth.

I sometimes wish I was a little bird.

>>23610469
>>23610486
thanks gais 4 no bully
by some muricle, i woke up mid-dream at 5ish and i have 3 hours left. I'm gonna try to get it done now that my mood feels a little refreshed. i just realized that I'm allowed to write in the first person for this essay, which i should have done in the first place.

really, thanks again for the support. despite how yall usually deliver, i always get anxious about getting assblasted on here simply bc it's 4chins

>>23611150
Flying is a great feel
I had dreams in which I could

You're kinda scary you know.

>>23611153
Do what you have to do when you are about now as you are fresh as you can be and your thoughts probably have less of a depression filter on, so clarity and energy are on your hands. I'm sure you can do it.
>>23611156
I'd sing in spring and live carelessly through the summer. Upon cold autumn I would not leave as I'd love the trees and my native skies too much. Winter would see my death by cold and departure to lands where cold is never more and as ever I'd be a bird of song, in my joy too reckless and bold.

>>23611170
You actually have pretty Norse-tier facial aesthetics, very noice.

Word of advice - upload it to YouTube, mark it as private and send that person whom you addressed it so only they can see it. I think it is possible, but I'm no expert.

>>23611168
Or you'd be eaten by your cat.

>>23611184
I'm supposedly scary, surely no cat will dare come close.

Why would you consider me scary?

>taking everything literally

This one is for you, T (need to tell me your real name; you got my kik, I think....AlteredRLTY).

Sorry I wasn't able to complete it in one full swing. :/ Also, apparently, /soc/ won't allow webms with audio. Didn't know that before making this chug vid.

For the last two hours, I tried to rotate and re-upload the vid as webm, but it keeps turning out terrible. Here's my last resort. Hope you enjoy it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJTYb3gtHY

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>>23611189

Meant to post the pic as well.

>>23611187
Not birdy you, (You) you
One would feel you're unamused most of the time or that at some point you will be.

>>23611189
Kek.

>>23611207

It was pretty terrible, I know.

>>23611245
It wasn't but you looked like you're suffering tho I have no idea how it's suppose to be.

>>23611247

I've chugged numerous beers before. However, I've never done 40 oz. of a beer before. That and I had ate a meal 40 minutes prior, which made it more difficult to keep it all down.

If you do a chug in the future, don't drink/eat anything an hour before and always have the beer warm. It'll help. Trust me.

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>>23608356
>This sounds better than feg muscels anyways
I meant on me, I don't mind a bit of stiffness on boi ;)
>>23611189
>"Pour toi, mon petite chere amie."
>
You look different live lol.

>>23611207
>>23611207
Please elaborate.

>>23611280

How so?

>>23611260
Shit that sounds unpleasant
I do not think I will but noted
>inb4 I drank a relatively large amount of alcohol once and almost died

>>23611283
Your interests are unconventional? I'm not sure how to describe or what word but it would be difficult for the other person to keep up with the level of conversation you require to keep amused
Even assuming you are it will always feel momentary.

>>23611293
Everyone looks different in motion, first time seeing you move. Unless I have seen you before and I have forgotten.
Have you played Majora's Mask btw.

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>>23611298
Isn't everything momentary?

>tfw
>not sure even which of the feels

>>23611298
I suppose it's one thing to drink a large amount of alcohol during a period of time than it is to drink it in one take. Yeah?

>>23611301
I feel ya. I think I've posted webms or the like before, but mainly in the drinking threads. I've never played Majora's Mask before...

>>23611317
It was in 15 minutes for me.

>>23611303
Maybe.

Do you have friends or anything similar
Someone you would spend time with evey now and then.

>>23611323
If yes how would you describe them.

>>23611317
I meant moving images kek, I have seen you before. I don't drink anymore except for Monday, and yesterday...
Ah, me either. But it would've helped you with a question you were inquiring about earlier.

>>23611323
Drinking a large amount in 15 minutes would certainly get you drunk as fuck.

>>23611327
Ah, I think I know what you're saying. Always interesting to see/hear how people on /soc/ look like/sound in vids,

>But it would've helped you with a question you were inquiring about earlier.

What question is that?

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>>23611323
I have acquaintances and I'm not sure as to whether there are any benefits to friendship at all, plus no one has my interests. Maybe when I move I will find some kindred spirit. I'm solitary by nature.

I spend most of my time when I socialise either in overly mundane scenarios or really bizarre ones, such as driving through a forest with some guy I know in this Golf 2 through what is a path for walkers as if that was entirely casual.

I mistrust people anyways. Why let someone know you just like that? Whatever heights of happiness or suffering are entirely for me alone. Worst of what I felt I was bound to face in solitary manner. My greatest exaltations and joy has been entirely private. I'm not sure why I'm even telling you this. I suppose enough of this talk and just to back to menes.

*tips fedora

>>23611334
I guess. I like the anonymity better, even of I had broken my rules, which in retrospect idk why I did.
>What question is that?
T

>met up with people from 4chan today
>didn't get raped

Were they wrong this whole time?

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Morning, fegaloos.

Who's /regrettinglifebecausetheypunchedwiththeirfingersandgota newtrim/ here?

There was a meet up, did anyone die?

>>23611348
In a way, even if we post pictures and vids of ourselves, we'd still be anonymous, unless in the unlikely circumstance that someone on here is in our city and walks around alot. You know?

I would still refer to 'T' as such here on /soc/ for anonymity sake, but knowing her real name and talking to her one-on-one would be a personal matter.

In any case, I've told her my real name on here and I don't mind if others refer to me as such. Everyone is different, ya know?

>>23611376
Noone died, we just ate in the city and talked shit desu senpai

>>23611356
Absolute Mad...
It's 2016 they wouldn't on the first date.

>>23611343
Expected answers like this
That is pretty much why you would scare me irl

>friendship
I really enjoy my solitude too
I can't handle more that one friendly relation at once or close to friendly since usually the other person would get more attached to me than I to them and then they start becoming needy(going out/chatting/gossip...
For instance with my current "friend"
I feel sometimes that I have to since she does so much for me like doing my work and such.

It got to a point where she asked for more than this...

Anyway I don't even know if I made sense
But ermehgerd mermers.

>>23611392
So no anal seepage? No red baths? No "treasure" hunts?

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>>23611397
We will never know each other in person. One day either of us will stop posting. It will be as if this had never happened. So any conjecture about anything of that sort is fiction. This applies to everyone here. I can already count at least two anons to whom I spoke regularly spoke to and now I haven't seen them for a while now. This is partly the reason why I don't confine even the fraction of my inner goings to anyone. Some sort of expectations arise, stupid misunderstandings and a filter comes that muddies every single thread of conversation as if I was made of tar. I don't need any of this and this conversation is as nauseating as it is as I can already feel whatever said here seen through lens of someone else.

I'm very unamused indeed. I don't see the point to carry on talking about this.

>>23611441
Spoke to shouldn't repeat twice. I'm making stupid mistakes.

>>23611388
I live where it is possible someone I know has seen me lol. It's not that though, it's just I like being truly masked.
I go through different personas just to fuck around and be not bored.
I know what you meen though, I have gotten quite attached to some and it sucks balls because it undermines everything I placed on myself.

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>Reason, seriousness, mastery over the emotions, the whole murky affair which goes by the name of thought, all the privileges and showpieces of man: what a high price has been paid for them! How much blood and horror is at the bottom of all 'good things'!

Nothing less than horror, oh, and what horror. I know very well.

>>23611441
You are stating the obvious
>This is partly the reason........else)
Needless
I shouldn't have made that remark but fact it is as careless is quite reassuring
Don't be too serious
Ok I will stop now.

rip in piece thread.

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Say hai.

>>23611484
I'm always 'serious'.

Nothing is reassuring or assuring, I don't care for those things, it's just making me sick. Talking is making me sick, living is making me sick. I'm like a man about to vomit what little he has left in his stomach and is doing his best to hold back from doing so. Still, this nausea must be fought and ultimate conquered. It is even more sickening to rest upon this state of despondency; my instincts are reacting to this very well and sickness is well deserved. I'm going to do what I will.

I'm even sick of my own writing. It's predictable beyond belief.

>>23611519
>this nausea must be fought and ultimate conquered
Inform me if it works, I have no will to do so myself
Even meme distractions aren't working anymore.

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>>23611562
I just really hope the summer comes fast because two months is too much time and it doesn't fly as fast as I could hope it would.

If I do make it, I guess you might get to see a less cynic and jaded version of me.

Just hold unto something. There is something. I refuse to believe that you have nothing to hold on. I don't think you are completely devoid of anything resembling dreams or aspirations. If not that, maybe some special date or time of the year. There must be something. What ember of hope you have please caress it as if it was your life, which it is, at least mentally so.

I sometimes wish I could just give people these embers of hope. For now I can only give this (You), it isn't much, I know.

>>23611591
This is the Slavist Pepe

That is due fact you are a false prophet see >>23603898
And even your (You)s are vacant :-D

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>>23611616
Fug, my efforts have been in vain DD-x

>>23611400
I think one of guys gave another guy a blowjob for a bit of bants
>>23611397
it wasn't romantic at all you meme

>>23611631
Sounds cash.

>Wasn't romantic
>We didn't kill anyone we just "talked"

That sounds pretty damn romantic to me senfam...

>>23608098
>looks very...combustible
Sorry I had premature 'splosion, twice...

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Niqas ded, will continue cringe with more cringe

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Sawwy gays

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KEK

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wake me up

>>23611724
yeah it touches me when I don't get stabbed
>>23611828
me irl
>>23611766
>home of sexuals
kek

KEK

K E K

>>23611802
Ordered.

>>23611766
Home of sexuals don't wan
Ish can have em.

>>23611828
Signs misleading to nowhere.

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>tfw Napoleon existed

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>>23611831
Is it Australia?
;)
>>23611846
That's a girl no thanks, I want a real man.
>>>/b/678305809

Speaking of disgusting girls, hi.

>>23611866
yeah it i-

wait a second you're the cuck

>>23611866
Speaking of faggots hier.

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Here's some cringe.
They spent money on discovering something that is common sense: water is good for you.

>>23611881
I am female, how am I a cuck.
>>23611884
Hier que?