I haven't seen an Ideal Mate Thread (IMT!!) in forever.

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It will work right?

Ideal female

Outdoorsy, willing to go on brutal mountaineering trips
Sharp as a knife
Preferably jewish
Wears glasses
Is super kind and expressive

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Hi guys. It's late and I'm cold. :(

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Here you go

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>>23534596
>be more libertarian than me

>>23534619
I didn't realize I had checked the middle for me. Whoops. I was just enjoying making the check mark and must have not paid complete attention to that part. Sorry.

>>23534596
You seem nice. Add me if you want to chat
>>23534604

>>23534695
Annnnnnd I just realized my skype isnt on there. Oops. skype - yaobling1

Ideal girl:

>cute
>honest
>likes PC games
>likes my other girlfriend

Ideal girl:
>likes my other gfs
>doesn't get jealous of other girls

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>someone adds me from this thread
>I say hi
>they never respond
Whoops, chunked that one up quickly

Ideal guy
>rich
>hot

Ideal girl:

>smart
>witty
>very kind, friendly, sympathetic
>sarcastic like me
>has a strong personality
>doesn't need constant approval from others

I'll never find her. ._.

>>23535576
are u rich? If yes I'll be ur ideal gurl. I promise

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>be kissless virgin male anon
>post ideal girl stats in ideal mate thread
>she comes along
>get contact info
>she becomes your gf
>get married
>have happy family
>die happily together

happens every time desu

ALL RICH GUYS ADD ME AT skype: cushingover

<3 I am a smart and cute girl

>>23535587

What if I'm studying to become rich? Lol.

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Postin'

>>23534596
yffranny

I play leeg.

i mean i doubt if she would even post here, but it's a not thought, maybe she's just shy..

>>23536375
Who?

me + qt girl with F cups who posts on soc

hi

>>23535481

>complains about people not talking to him
>removes people for their own personal beliefs

Avoid this guy if you want a civil conversation.

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She's my ideal mate

>>23538542
Does EVERY Trump supporter do this?

>>23538560

Does EVERY Bernie supporter do this?

>>23538579
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>23538560
LITERALLY HITLER

>>23538579
I'm not even a Bernie supporter, I just really hate people who say they want a civil conversation and then dismiss any counterpoint by claiming "le lamestream media"
I mean, you probably could've figured that out if you read my image, but whatever

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>>23538609

He told me I was easily fooled and linked me a politifact article about how Donald Trump accepts donations. I say >politifact and he goes off on how Trump supporters don't listen, then removes me.

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>>23538617

>you probably could've figured that out if you read my image, but whatever

I was hoping to actually have a conversation with you. You seemd to take it very personally so I tried to apologize and change the subject, but it was too late. You were on your crusade.

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Sorry for spamming the thread.

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Now 26 but most of this stuff remains broadly accurate. Happy to talk to anyone from UK/Europe/North America, really.

My ideal girl requirements:
- She loves me.

:(

I have no idea what I want

>>23538956
>>23538696

I love EUIV :O

>>23536301
my gawd. you've been consistently posting in every single ideal mate thread since inception.

>>23533723
>preferably Jewish

You jews are so cliquish fucking hell.

I'm more looking for an ideal friend instead of a mate.

Requirements:
>Is female
>In Europe because timezones
>Likes videogames (Strategy, Grand Strategy, FPS... Whatever works coop)
>Is open and honest so I can be open and honest
>A bit kinky in the flirty side, but I'm not looking for an online GF. Just some fun

About me:
>Male
>27
>Wageslave with a real life
>Just wants to escape said life occasionally


I had it once, but I lost it. It still hurts.

I just want someone I can be as sexual with as I am deep. I need a connection and to view him almost as a best friend. I'm a chubby girl with no friends and I really like voice chatting and talk and being cute and junk. Leave me contact info if interested.

>>23539971
skype:soyabean416

pls be:
>qt girl that likes foreign films, anime and vidya

me:
>21 Male from toronto
>work part time, school full time atm
>broken brain w/ anxiety&depression
>i like films, CS:GO, keyboards, and im getting into anime
skype: soyabean416

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>>23535803
>wants her to be dominant in conversation
>wants her to be a feminist
>wants her to tease him
and here, ladies and gentlemen, we see the beta male searching for a mate in his natural habitat

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Not sure if were doing charts or text so imma just post both.

Her:
>on planet Earth
>white
>less than 25 years old
>between 5'4'' to 5'10'' in height
>soft but firm body, it's hard to describe my preferred body type... I just like a homely girl with a nice butt and rack (bigger =/= better)
>long light-brown/blond/ginger hair
>has some modicum of a spiritual side
>loyal, affectionate and nuturing
>jealous and clingy without being too self-centered about it
>introspective but likes to share her feelings a lot
>will pet me and nuzzle with me FOR DAYS, maybe play fighting too
>submissive with me (in and out of bed) but is a cold hard bitch to everyone else
>not afraid of PDA
>0-5 previous sexual partners
>slightly kinky
>wants a few kids
>loves to cook

Me:
>22/M/QC
>white
>thick & wavy dark-brown hair, light brown eyes with some green mixed in
>6'0'', 170-180lbs trying to get up to 190-200 without too much fat, decently muscly with bubble butt
>told I kinda look like Keanu Reeves
>likes reading and writing poetry
>always binge reading a manga
>love to train, currently lift weights and rock climb... also do body weight stuff when I'm bored and thinking about doing martial arts and skating/hockey
>Fairly em(pathetic) and emotional but I usually reserve it for only a few people in my life
>In contradiction to that I'm a cynical asshole most of the time and I try to logic my way through everything in life - I also love pretending to be really arrogant
>very dominant/assertive
>love to cook when I have the time