ITT we pretend to be the annoying guy in any random /soc/ thread.

"first for [insert random CW name]"

>>23530946
>thread starter states that no contactfagging is allowed
>"Got kik?"

These anons think with their dick and not much else.

>>23530980
almost as bad as the ones who post in snapchat threads 24/7 with nothing to offer other than dick pix. 99% of the very few girls who post in those threads don't want cocks. I could be wrong, but I think I'm right

>>23530994
I think you're right, too.

Same with the people who jump on anybody mentioning that they're a woman and try to get contact info, or sexual stories, or whatever the fuck. It's just sad to watch, and it can derail a thread if other anons get mad.

Pls r8

>>23531008
"you scared her away"
I'm surprised we don't see that way more often, especially in situations like you mentioned

Posts pictures
Thinks it's funny

r8 my dick

File: image.jpg (356KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

356KB, 1280x960px

tfw permavirgin bcuz of ED :(

>>23531661
Damn I was just about to post this

>>23530946
"RATE MY PENIS"

why am i so ugly, im garbage, guys, i'm total filth and my life is hell

What's even more annoying is newfags who can't use greentext, post quoting or in general haven't a clue about 4chan culture.

>>23530994
That anon: "Just messaged you (insert Snapchat)"

>hey boys I'm a big booby slut that wants to suck your dick off ;) SC:JohnSmith

That anon: "Is this legit?"

Who the fuck are these hopeful fucks?
They make me sad that I'm so pessimistic, imagine having this level of optimism.

>>23532023
I just fucked up greentexting, didn't even mean to put a more than symbol kek, don't chastise me, because I hate that too, tbqhwyf

>>23530946
I'll start:
>ITT threads

No.23532396
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>23535020
kek
It's been a while since I've seen somebody do that unironically, though.
Also
>people complaining about nevernudes in non-nude threads (i.e feet, legwear, etc) without realising that some content is better than no content at all
Not to mention that autistic faggots raging about something like this do scare away anybody who wants to show off their content.

File: NIcRWLG.jpg (127KB, 600x772px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 600x772px

'tips fedora'