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Haven't seen a short girls thread in a while so here we

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Haven't seen a short girls thread in a while so here we go. 5'3 and under
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Best height will always be <155cm
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>>23516671
Show a pic?
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>>23516687
Those are better, post those.
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>>23516680
bruhh your dick must be small as fuck lol.
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>>23516687
I mean nobody would complain if you did...
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>>23516687
You just want the attention and abuse <:
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>>23516707
Well alright... Would have been nice I'm sure
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>>23516707
Not here for that kind of attention, but you mention how you're short and only have half nude pics of yourself on a nsfw board. Uh huh
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>>23516717

Guess i'll just delete everything then.
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>>23516719
Post whatever you want.
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please dont post, short girls look disgusting. a small bone structure is the only thing you have going for you but lots of taller girls have that too- and it usually comes with a much nicer ass, face, and tits. Short girls are not hnnng they r just groce!
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>>23516735
"groce"
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Do I qualify? I'm cuter than any girl here
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>>23516748
yes groce, do you even misc?
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obligatory

>>23248199
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>>23516754
Well since there are no girls here, I guess you do
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>>23516719
That guy was a dumbass. Yes this is an NSFW site, and yes the 4chan motto is basically "tits or gtfw". But we are not entitled to her nudes, and I really hate whining bitches who butt hurt when they don't get what they want.

I am a robot
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So are we all gonna be dicks today or what
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>>23516849
Yup, just like every other day ;)
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Love short girls. It helps im 6'3 though
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>>23516849
Daaamn, you've been taking your vitamins
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>>23516849
Yup, still my favorite in these threads... How are you today?

(Also wouldn't mind more pics)
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>>23516855
Shitposters 4 lyf
>>23516859
Of course. I want to be big and strong when I grow up
>>23516862
Trying to enjoy my last day of spring break except I have to study for a huge exam coming up so thats totally fun and stuff

Heres this dress i bought the other day. how are you my friend
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>>23516879
Aw you look so cute in that dress and boo exams.
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>>23516673
>>23516690
>>23516735
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>>23516879
Sound like fun, what's the exam on? I'm not bad. Just chilling at work haha.

Also, wow you look great in that dress! And I love your hair like that...
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>tfw I'm too short even for a girl

kill me
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>>23516879
can I be your Pugsley?

wait he was her brother...fuck it. Original question still stands.
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I'm 5'3 but I'm a transgirl

Am I allowed
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>>23516895
Not really. Short girls arent attractive. The only way they get by as good looking is because they are seen as something that needs protecting, though they are usually very rude and obnoxious. They are seen as small and cute tho they usually have loose vaginas and put on weight like crazy once they hit 35. I can not fathom why a girl would think its cute for her to act like a child or constantly talk about her height as if its something unique when the majority of girls are short or average. Cutesy does nothing for me and is very boring and generic. I am tall and work out, i dont need to feel big and bad by boning some girl who cant reach the top shelf. I like hot, gorgeous, curvy- yet thin, long legged girls. Id never ruin my genetics by knocking up anything under 5'7 and thats honestly pushing it.
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>>23516907
No. Bye.
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>>23516879
you're so adorable!
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>>23516907
are you cute or just a guy in a wig?
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>>23516913
why do you care about other people's height so much, gtfo
>>23516904
sure, i always wanted a big bro
>>23516917
>>23516888
>>23516896
aw thanks, and its for a two part healthcare accounting exam, yaaaaay
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>>23516907
No, you are male, this thread is for FEMALES
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>>23516934
Oh god. Sounds like a tough test. Are you ready for it?
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>>23516941
No ;-; but I have spent a lot of time with the material so hopefully I do alright on it
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>>23516951
shes not like the other short grills she enjoys star wars shes a special *little* snowflake. You have to call her little so she knows at every second that you find her disgustingly shitty genetics to be "cute".
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>>23516951
Oops I fucked it up
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>>23516951
Oh boy. Good luck! I'm sure you'll be able to do well on it.

>>23516964
Man I can never get enough of those legs...
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>>23516963
>>23516948
>>23516913
this nigga is trying too hard
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>>23516981
lol what legs? am i right.
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>>23516963
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you tall bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class of dwarves, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on tall men, and I have over 300 confirmed ruined height genetics. I am trained in midget warfare and I’m the top womanlet in the entire US small forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your genetics the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Stretch Armstrong. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Short Girls across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the small storm, giant. The storm that wipes out the pathetic tall thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, giraffe. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrink your children in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare genetics. Not only am I extensively trained in climbing countertops to reach the top shelf, but I have access to the entire arsenal of child-like sized "cutesy" and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you lengthy shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your attitudinal “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn tree top. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Sasquatch.
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>>23517177
Wow guys she posts copy pastas in the hopes of being funny what a unique grill can fit in with the guys and everything.
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>>23516964
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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>>23517216
She did it because she knows you cannot be taken seriously.
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>>23517216
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you tall bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class of dwarves, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on tall men, and I have over 300 confirmed ruined height genetics. I am trained in midget warfare and I’m the top womanlet in the entire US small forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your genetics the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Stretch Armstrong. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Short Girls across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the small storm, giant. The storm that wipes out the pathetic tall thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, giraffe. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrink your children in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare genetics. Not only am I extensively trained in climbing countertops to reach the top shelf, but I have access to the entire arsenal of child-like sized "cutesy" and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you lengthy shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your attitudinal “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn tree top. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Sasquatch.
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'sup guys?
5'1 here
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>>23517465
Wow you are super cute. How's it going?
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>>23517495
Pretty good! Spring break is here and getting ready for a trip to Seattle. You?
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>>23517504
Sounds cool! I'm chilling at work. Still got a few more hours to go. Care to post another pic?
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>>23517465
hey buddy u're cute. do you wanna walk around and have some fun? I have candies.
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>>23517511
Here ya go, it's my cosplay for a con this weekend

>>23517525
Candies you say?
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>>23517536
Ha nice! What con are you going to?
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>>23517544
Sakuracon
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>>23517562
Sweet! Sounds like a fun time
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>>23517227
Aw mannnn
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>>23516706
And apparently ugly guys are her favorite
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>>23516856
Same here, 6'4" myself. Short girls love tall guys. I don't know why, but I'm definitely not gonna complain. Hell, I'm not even in shape, but height apparently makes up for that.
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Everyone hates us :(

I'm 5'2" 99 lbs
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>>23516748
>groce
Oh god now I know I've talked to you before.
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>>23517177
>you lengthy shit
I love you spermo.
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>tfw no pocket monster gf
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>>23517725
>5'2"
>99 lb

And incredibly gorgeous? C'mon, that can't be you and can't be serious that guys aren't all over you. Dating a girl more than a foot shorter and less than half my weight feels like a recipe for utterly amazing fun.
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>>23517725
Holy shit you are gorgeous... Can you post another?
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>>23517725
Please let me love you forever.
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>>23517725
No they don't you fucking attention whore
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>>23517749
Shucks! Thank you. <3
It is indeed me, and I actually have a lovely boyfriend who adores my shortness but I'm seeing a lot of short girl hate in here from rando meanies. :(
I want to be 5'9".
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>>23517725
Please post more, I cannot get enough of you.
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>>23517738
I love you too
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>>23517749
>>23517750
>>23517752
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>>23517753
I was talking about these guys
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>>23516913
>>23516735

no need to be rude :(
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>>23517769

Well, then that's not everyone then, is it?

Lucky man, I'd like to see how we stack up, though. The easier it is to ragdoll a girl, the more fun we both have.
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>>23517773
Pls fuck my genetics up.
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>>23517786
Come on give us another pic please
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>>23517725
Show stomach
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>>23517786
One shitposter means everyone hates you? More like one shitposter gives you the opportunity to put on a pout and have all the beta faggots shower you in compliments.
>>23517749
>>23517802
Like this fucking creep, talking like he's got a basement full of lolita dolls that he rubs his weird little weiner against."Ragdoll a girl" is only slightly less obvious pedo talk than "I'm a Catholic priest that fucks little boys"
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>>23517818
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boy i'm glad I didn't post my pic in this cringe thread.
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>>23517827
Okay I'll disregard any and all compliments then. Or would you prefer I delete my post altogether?
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>>23517832
Yuh, was about to warn you not to but at least you deleted the thread spoiling about nekid, but you never know with you specifically because you do it anyway (because fuck how should I know)
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>>23517827
I want to be this anon's friend.
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>>23517840
>>23517827

Gosh, aren't you guys winners. Let's go on a road trip and really have a deep discussion about the girls that burned you.
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>>23517869
Only if you'll teach us how you lure "ragdolls" into your kiddie porn dungeon.
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>>23517838
I have no issue with you posting pictures or receiving compliments, I have an issue with the way you did it. The whole "urgh im so ugly *posted by a 9/10 with great tits*" is so fucking cringey it's unreal. And all these lonely faggots lap that shit up because they think their inappropriately sexual compliment will surely be the one she thumbs herself off to later.

>>23517840
Sorry friend, we can never be friends.

>>23517869
Oh my god, a girl hurt me and made me mean, what an original thought. Why don't you go make some more weirdly sexual comments to girls you don't know on the internet, maybe next time they'll fall in love with you and come rub your little dingus. Pro tip, chicks love dick pics. The smaller and hairier the better, so it looks like you're in luck.
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>>23517927
Your wannabe misanthropic highschool teenager is showing.
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>>23517939

I know I started it, but as always we're all better off not responding.
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>>23517942
dude come on, you start by saying how beautifu; she is and how you want to "have amazing fun" and "how you stack up against her boyfriend so you can throw her around like a ragdoll in bed"

youre a fucking autistic creep
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Well this took no time to derail
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>that obligatory white knight in every thread
you newfags are embarrassing individuals
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>>23517939
Nah, it just looks like that through your virgin glasses.

>>23517942
Dude, you are fucking creepy. Seriously, you need to go outside. Try talking like that to anyone that isn't hidden behind your computer screen and see how fast you can accumulate restraining orders. You're like a walking advertisement for why we shouldn't let registered sex offenders on the internet.
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>>23517927
In all honesty I wasn't 100% serious when I said "everyone hates us"; I wasn't trying to fish for compliments at all and it was actually more of a joke. I was just a little disconcerted by how rude some of the people commenting and making generalizations like "ALL SHORT GIRLS ARE FAT AND UGLY" were. I'm sorry if it came across as whiny and attention seeking, it was not my intent.
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>>23517748
Kek
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>>23517977

Don't worry about it, they're just being a version of internet tough guys. Literally nothing will make them like any of us.
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>>23518003
>thinking that you're a creep for seeing a girl's picture and telling her how you want to ragdoll her in bed makes me an internet tough guy

okay man
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>>23517977
Honestly, I only commented as a set up to all the creeps who were going to comment on that post. If I went straight into calling them all out on their shit then everyone lumps me in with their white knighting bullshit. If I rip on you a little bit first, people separate me from them in their head. It's not a bunch of beta virgins arguing over a girl, it's one guy being a dick to other people. I genuinely couldn't give any less of a shit what you think about me, I'm just sick of these perma-virgins ruining these threads and scaring off all the girls with their overly sexual comments.
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>>23517536
Are you Future Warden?
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>>23518003
How dare you, I'm an actual internet tough guy. Look at the badge I got for being so tough
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>>23518015
What are you accomplishing here? He's obviously not going to slow his roll, but one person shitting up the the thread is better than two retards playing semantics. At least bump the thread with related content.

I don't even like these threads but you're a fucking douche.
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>>23518033
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>>23518038
Let me attempt to understand: A girl posts a photo of herself as she fits the description of the thread title for short girls. The response she gets is OMG YOU'RE GORGEOUS IM LIKE A FOOT TALLER AND TWICE YOUR WEIGHT MAN IT WOULD BE SO FUN TO STACK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND TO RAGDOLL YOU IN BED and probably scares off said girls with such creepy shit which will result in no new content to bump the thread

And yet I'm the fucking douche for calling it out
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>>23518054
Go fuck one of your loli dolls to relieve that stress, then do the world a favour and blow your brains out.
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>>23518055
Not saying he's fine, by all means, point it out, but maybe being less of a dick about it has a better impact than just blasting about. It's certainly easier to laugh at the creep than to read through the shitfest that you two made. Sure, you're getting the point across, but do you really think it makes anyone more interested in posting than the fuckwad posting his autistic fantasy? Done debating the morality of shitposting, I was here for the pasta.
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my kind of thread

>>23516964
say hola a tus gatas pls
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>>23518083
Wow, despite the fact that I can barely see your face and there's no frame of reference to know whether you're actually short or not, I'm going to bombard you with creepy comments about how physically perfect you are and I want to do a bunch of sexual things to you, all phrased in such a way as to give slight pedo vibes to everyone in the thread.


>>23518054
That's what you sound like.
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>>23517725
you have lovely hair
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>>23518024
You're right the guys making creepy comments will scare women off but you assaulting them for posting won't. Good logic you stupid cunt.
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>>23518125
>>23517752
>Please let me love you forever.
You're the one of the people making creepy comments. And yes, calling someone out on being an attention seeker is 'assaulting' them. You may be shocked to find that many people (yes even those women that you're so desperate to defend from my mean comments) are capable of taking an insult, shrugging it off, and continuing to post. What they're far less likely to do is read your creepy rape fantasies and think "yeah, I'll keep posting pictures of myself for these degenerates to jerk off to".
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5'1
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>>23518118
>"lol why tho, ugh no I am so ugly," etc etc etc
do you wanna see my face, anon (not that it will do much to show my shortness). The chill compliments are cool but I mainly come here to chat for a bit. I highly doubt you wanna tell me about your day but feel free to share.
I kinda get why you're pissed. Some of the stuff you mentioned irritated the shit out of me when I first started frequenting this board, but I have always kept my mouth shut. Lots of people here have really thin skin and I'm surprised you're not banned yet for "not being civil."
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>>23518169
>Please let me love you forever.
That sure is a pretty silly thing to be taken seriously don't you think? Regardless of your intention the fact that you honestly believe that your comment did anything other than completely buttfuck this situation than you are indeed a complete cunt. Most people are incline to disregard negative comments here and there, but for her to have to deal with fucking weirdos and assclowns talking shit to her is a bit much, no positive reinforcement at all causes people to get scared away. So you have yourself to thank for the reason why no good threads or posts exist. Now get fucked you incompetent shit.
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>>23518184

Woo! Fun and cute. Nice!
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>>23517828
Well played.
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I had no idea my not even serious "everyone hates us" comment would stir up so much drama. Damn.
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>>23518184
Oh my... More?
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>>23518200
>Oh but I wasn't serious!
Sure you weren't faggot. This thread was already a shit-show, I wasn't the one who ruined it. I just made good of a bad thread by taking the opportunity to call you out on your creepy comments. I've gotta say, I do like how you keep referring to weirdos as though you're not one of them.

And a quick message to all the perma-virgins in the thread, it is possible to compliment somebody and maintain conversations without reverting to inappropriately sexual suggestions or telling them how much you love them and how much you'd pay to sniff their farts.
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>>23518339
But you did fuck it up, thats the thing. You are actually the sole reason why this thread turned into said shit show. Did you think for minute that maybe she'll just play off the creepy guys comments so she doesn't piss him off and have him possibly seek her out more? But it seems you decided to do that instead. Good job joining the ranks of the fucking weirdos who will harass someone online.

You see if that creep didn't post my comment would have come off as just a dumb comment as intended. Sorry coincidence worked in your favor, but that doesn't negate the fact that you're a complete cunt.
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>>23518083
She says suh dude
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>>23516754
How was everyone's day
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>>23518379
Sounds like it's baby's first time using the c-word, he sure does like it. And let's not lie on the internet, his comment didn't make yours creepy by association, they were already weird.

But yeah, maybe it is better that she feel intimidated into playing along with some creep to avoid being harassed, that does make a lot of sense. Or, and here's an extreme thought, maybe we could have a thread without the creepy fuckers making people uncomfortable? Then people like me wouldn't come in here and derail the thread because we're so fucking sick of you shitting up every fucking thread with your whiny beta bullshit.
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>>23517749
>Over 200 pounds
You're either 6'5 and a professional bodybuilder, or you have too much fat... and chances are you aint that tall.
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>>23518444
Hey if the word fits the bill then I'll use it, sorry that hurts your feelings. Sure being weird can't ever be funny, I mean as long as we're not lying on the internet.

For someone who pretends to be so high, mighty, and knowledgeable you sure impressively naive to think that you, coming into the thread, fucking it all up and driving posters away will make any difference on the internet... There will be creepy people, there will be dickfaces like yourself, but she'll find a way to mitigate the shit as long as all of the crappy people don't bombard her at the same fucking time. Welcome to reality, you're completely worthless, you have no way to justify yourself now.
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>>23518184
You look like that one girl from Scott Pilgrim. You know the one.
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>>23517807
Are you sure you want to take that risk anon
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>>23518506
Oh my god your belly is perfect...
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>>23518506
Ill make the sacrifice guys, ill be the hero we need.
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>>23518486
lel, I'm English. The word cunt is like saying "hey friend".

And I'm not sure where you're getting this high and mighty business from, because it certainly isn't me. I've never claimed to be a higher power, just stated that I'm sick of you lot creeping the place up. And if you're going to take the mentality that arguing on the internet is worthless because nothing will change, why are you still replying...? Checkmate faggot, logic puzzle beaten, I win. Welcome to reality, you fucking cringe-lord.
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>>23518514
thanks but i desperately need to go on a cut soon
>>23518515
how very noble of you
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>>23518550
Nah you're good like that. You're easily the best girl in these threads.
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>>23518506
I want to lick those smears off your mirror, and suck the sweat from those bands on your wrist
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>>23518490
idk I've never watched it
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>>23518565
yuk
>>23518560
thats very sweet but not true~~~ thanks though
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>>23518516
And being english automatically absolves you of the common usage of cunt? Especially on the internet? You really are incompetent.

LOL, god damn you're retarded. According to yourself you're guilty of the same thing.
>sick of people creeping up 4chan
>implying I can't be sick of you making 4chan worse than it already is
>thinks he wins for doing the exact same thing hes sick of seeing
>unable to logic or reason

I'll reiterate my original point. Welcome to reality, you're completely worthless, you have no way to justify yourself. Again...
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>>23518589
desu senpai, it's been a long time since I've been on 4chan and I thought I'd do a bit of shit posting. Nice to see you're so ass-pained though, it's been fun.
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>>23518613
OH YOU!!! LOL
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>>23518587
What's wrong baby? You not like the sound of that? How about I tie a piece of ribbon around my ears like reins and you can ride my face like the pony that your daddy never bought you
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>>23516754
How is everyone's night this far?
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>>23518636
It's almost like it came full circle. What a fantastic time for a resolution.

Notes for next time, some better reading comprehension would be good. At times I felt like you didn't really understand the point you were trying to make. Also, mix the language up a bit. You use the same few phrases over and over, and it gets stale. Last thing, your logic is awful. I mean seriously; that last post with the greentext? Terrible. Do you not see the irony in the fact that our viewpoints are supposedly entirely mirrored in that post? I'm sick of you, you're sick of me. I think you make 4chan worse, you think I make 4chan worse. Etc, etc, etc. That's not the arrangement at all, and you know it.

Overall, 6/10 for effort, 5/10 for content, 7/10 for ass-pain. A pretty respectable average of 6/10.

Anyway, some of us have jobs where we contribute to society, so it's time for me to tuck myself up in bed and dream about shit-posting.

>>23518655
Take the hint faggot, no-one cares.
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>>23518682
Its good to see you finally accept that you are indeed the problem here. I can tell by your shitty rating ploy, like you still want to show you have some upper hand that doesn't exist. Now go forth, and contribute nothing to society at your shitty job.

Sleep tight.
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>>23518184
you're pretty, now one with less clothes on?
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>>23518506
:3 I like your braids
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>>23518568
we should watch it together anon
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>>23518730
Mate, those ratings are genuine. Be proud of those, you strike me as a guy who's used to getting 3s and 4s. And I'm not the problem, you are. You're the one taking this shit so fucking seriously. It's literally just you who gives a shit, everyone else stopped replying. Even the girl I 'assaulted' got over it before you did. Maybe you should stop projecting your self-hatred onto me and get a job too. It might be good for you to get out the house, meet some new people, learn to chill out a little bit.

And yeah, my job contributes nothing to your society because yours isn't affected by the disease I help research
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>>23518813
If I'm taking this shit so serious why are you the one who is still awake, replying, especially after you already implied you were done twice? Again thank you for proving how butthurt you are about all of this, you know, on account of you trying to justify yourself by talking about your work, and supposed redeeming qualities.

I've got all night, please tell me all about your research!!! I'm sooooooo interested.
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>>23518849
Doubt you'd understand the mechanics of it tbf, it's not the type of shit that your basement dwelling anime fan can just walk into.

Assuming of course that this isn't all just another train of bullshit to keep you replying...
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>>23518871
You didn't know? All basement dwelling anime fans are biomedical engineers.
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>>23518911
lel, engineers are the grunts
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>>23518506
I'm a bit of a gambler, I'll take my chances.
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>>23518942
Who do you think does the work? Can't do anything without grunts. Logistics...
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>>23518550
nah you're actually pretty cute, wish i wouldnt have to met you on here haha
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I have a question for short girls I've never bothered asking in real life.

I'm a 6'4 guy and I generally prefer dating girls from like 5'8-6'0 because the height differences just make sense and it tends to be what I'm attracted to.

I get a ton of attention from girls 5'0-5'4 or so though. What is the appeal of dating someone like an entire foot taller than you? The kissing is awkard, the dancing is awkward etc etc etc.

Is it just the feeling of being dwarfed/safe they're after?
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>>23519016
Personally I have no preference at all when it comes to height. I'm 5'2" and my boyfriend is 5'10", which is pretty average for a dude.
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>>23517677
Idk, he has that Chris Pratt look, girls dig that now, I guess.
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>>23519016

They have tighter cunts and you can rag doll them with zero effort.
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>>23518506
I think.. we're gonna need to see your tits for.. scientific raesons i think. yes.
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>>23519115
There is no real correlation between height and vagina. The tightest girl I've ever been with was 6 foot because she did kegels obsessively.

And I guess. But I wasn't asking why I should like them, they're not my preference but I don't hate them. I was asking why they would be interested in a dude like a foot or more taller then them. I get approached by girls that have to crane their neck back in a manner that can't be even remotely comfortable to look at my face, it just strikes me as weird.

>>23519033
Alright, thanks for the response.
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>>23518568
The drummer in the band. Watch it, great movie. I was thinking the exact same thing yesterday. Glad someone agrees. Since you think you are a 3/10.
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>>23519016
For me, I have this thing...fetish? I don't know what it is exactly, but there is something about the contrast that I find absolutely adorable.
>one person is drastically taller than the other
>they have different hair and eye colors
>one is chubby and the other is slim
I love all these. If I was an amazon woman, I would go after short guys, lift them up in an emasculating way and cuddle them into oblivion.
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>>23519287
I guess that sort of makes sense. I figured it had to be something along those lines to make up for all the inconveniences.

Try standing up and looking straight at your feet. That's what I have to do to talk face to face with someone a foot shorter than me if we're standing close, and they have to do the opposite.

Any sort of dirty dancing is all out of whack, I either have to do a permanent squat, or I'm just grinding my dick on like her scapula instead of her ass. It just makes life a lot harder than it has to be I guess.
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>>23519316
Unfortunately, I've never gotten to experience the inconveniences of height difference myself. I imagine there are ways to get around a few of those inconveniences and couple perks as well. Straining your neck is definitely a major downside, but it does give the excuse for nice neck and shoulder rubs from the little lady...of course with you sitting down though.

>Any sort of dirty dancing is all out of whack, I either have to do a permanent squat
That visual alone made me laugh. That really would be awkward seeing a big guy and a small girl trying to do that.
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>>23519410
It's horrific. I was courting a short girl once upon a time, probably 5'2. So that's more than a foot. We're hammered and grinding and my legs are screaming at me to stop. When I went to kiss her I had to bend halfway over.

I'm not trying to say it's the worst thing ever or anything, just that a foot is a big difference, around 6 inches or so is a lot easier to manage and you still have the feeling of a large difference in height.


I hope you manage to find your giant man someday. I'm sure you'll remember this post the first time you two try dancing, or standing sex or even kissing or hugging and you'll know what I was talking about.
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>>23519454

Long term though, you adjust to the difference for all couples activities and then all that's left is how fucking great the difference is for both of you.
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>>23519454
I don't know dude, my boyfriend and I have an 8 inch height difference and never had any problems whatsoever. Either way, when you love someone for who they are and not how tall they are, it's a total non-issue. You can always make it work.
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>>23519497
Yeah maybe you're right. I've never been with a short girl long term. I tend to like when I can rest my chin on a girls head, not the act itself I mean, but just that amount of difference.

At that difference my hands can be on her ass when we're kissing, I can kiss without bending legs etc.

I just find being with a short girl meant semi permanently adopting a half squat.

Though I will admit it's adorable when they get up on their tiptoes because they want a kiss.
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>>23519509
Oh definitely, I would never dispute that. But before any sort of attachment forms you're attracted based on other things right?

8 inches is still really doable, but 16 inches is a bit much and like I said I've been approached by women who are that height in the past.
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>>23519520

>Squating

Well, see that's the thing for me I love picking girls up. I was dating a 5'7" girl and I could just hear in her voice how much she liked when I did that. If I were dating 5'2" or below SMA girl, it would just make that all the better.
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>>23519564
Not sure what sma means, but yeah that can definitely be fun. Pick em up spin em around toss em on the bed or whatever.

Maybe I'll try to be more open to the whole thing. I wouldn't shut someone down because of it, but it's definitely been a bit of a light strike against them in the past if that makes sense.

Just a little one, like you prefer brunette but she's blonde. You don't give up over that, but it's a bit of a con. That kind of thing.
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>>23519573
>light strike

I getcha. For me it's tats and piercings. Girls with no piercings or who let them heal and don't wear jewelry are rare, but I prefer it very strongly over girls with lots of shiny things in them.

SMA = small/medium/average, nice way of saying not fat.
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>>23519591

Excuse me, skinny medium average.
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>>23519591
Ah. That makes sense. Yeah I think most people have the light strikes and then the deal breakers.

I don't have very many deal breakers because I like to give people a shot, but I think light strikes make sense.

If you're at a house party or club or something, you don't have time to get to know everyone. Light strikes lets you filter it down to a manageable number.

Having said that, I think you'd be remiss to turn away someone you feel a connection with because of something minor, so I try to keep an open mind.
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>>23519509
>when you love someone for who they are and not how tall they are

Well, if you wanna be all mushy about it.
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>>23519604

It's not cynical to say that dating and sex is a market. Everyone has a market value and there are different supply and demand curves for every kind of person. Small things make your demand curve slide to the right (meaning your less willing to put effort and emotion into a person) the less appealing they are to you.

For me I go for either really short (5'2" and under) or really tall (5'10"+) in the middle is fine, but extreme height is really attractive to me as a big tall guy.
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>>23519630
It makes sense. Approaching people can be nerve wracking no matter how confident you are. If you're going to put yourself through that it's likely going to be for someone who hits every one of you buttons instead of someone who hits half of them.
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>>23519606
Sorry :(
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>>23519652

I mostly say out of desire for that bond and affection for and from a cute, short girl and a lack there of. Especially a redhead, I mean, seriously girl. Damn.
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>>23518991

I don't really know how to break this to you but... your girlfriend is a shitskin

Her being short is nothing special if her tallest male relatives are barely 5'5"

I'm sorry for your loss
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My fiancee is 4 foot 8, and I'm 6 foot 4. It's a wonderful relationship
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>>23519016
It can be awkward but there are ways to make height differences work.

Tall guys are just really attractive. Also, as a female it feels nice to feel small and safe and petite, feels feminine
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Where are all the shorties?
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>>23522657
Disinterested because retards can't stop arguing.
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>>23522669
Oh that's right. Hey good job everyone.
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>>23522669
>>23522683

yeah idk wtf happened with that
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>>23522696
Who the hell knows. I'll never understand internet arguments
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>>23516735
Obviously a tall girl who wrote this....
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>>23520572
To fucking stoned to be laughing my ass off at this shit
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>>23518083
<3
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>>23519016
they seek attention. having a tall guy with you, instead of a shorter one, gets you more attention and validation.
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>>23519509
but how tall they are factors in why you like them. if your boyfriend was 8 inches shorter, i would bet my life savings you would not give him the time of day. and that's not a bad thing, just saying, it impacts what you think more than you want to admit.
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>>23527925
Funny thing is I met my boyfriend online and fell in love with his personality (and handsome face yes) long before I knew how tall he was. It never even occurred to me until we met in person. We've been together 4 and a half years now and living together for 2.
Everyone is different though, height isn't important to me at all but I'm sure it's a priority for other people. Just as I'm really picky about smoking/drinking; for most people it isn't much of a deal breaker but it isn't something I could personally tolerate.
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>mfw I look young for my age unless I don't shave
>mfw when I am clean shaven young girls are all over me
>mfw I don't want jails
>mfw short girls are my thing
>too afraid to approach short girls due to fear of them actually beig teens and I don't want to get branded a pedo
Such is life
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>>23529182
you sound awesome, wanna kik?
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>>23527856
This seems a little cynical. Who knows though.

>>23522650
I guess that makes sense. Thanks for responding.
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>>23518083
instantly in love
please be real.
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Just posting here because I want someone to talk to.

I'm 5'0 tall and I want a qt boy who's over 6'0 to appreciate me, and dominate me. POST CONTACT INFO.
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>>23529753
u a trap?
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I am 5'3.
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>>23529835

Really cute body, how much do you weigh?
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>>23529836
I don't weight myself anymore. I've lost weight since that photo anyway.
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>>23529835
That faucet is pretty dope. So is your waistline. I can't see shit else lol
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>>23529848

Wow, no joke you have basically one of the perfect body types in my mind. Would treat like a woman.
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>>23529853
Sorry, I don't have a better picture.
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>>23529881

Then take one?
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>>23529883

Second.
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>>23529883
I'm in bed though.
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>>23529890

So it's definitely not you in the picture, got it.
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>>23529892
It is. Add my kik lauren.0502
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>>23529890

I want to believe, so I will say again you have an incredible body. Work out/diet routine or just a natural occurrence?
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>>23529914
ed.
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>>23529917
>ed. ?
Erry day?
What do you do, just run/walk and not eat shitty?
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>>23529835
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>>23529925
It stands for eating disorder
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>>23518423
soo cuuuteee

>>23526731
<9

>>23529728
sry m8, just a really hairy guy catfishing for those sweet dick pics
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>>23531128
You should post more often. You are very cute.
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>>23531140
eesh I don't like getting sucked in by this place but who am I kidding (it's already happened). thank you though! how is your day going, what did you eat for breakfast? r8 ur morning
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>>23522696
The world may never know, spermo.
>>23522683
Someone must have taken their Sonic away.
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Im 6'2" and I wish I had 5'2" to 4'8" girlfriend that I could constantly give piggyback rides or carry on my shoulders and dress up together In adorable cosplays with. I just think shorter women are the best to cuddle and be intimate with
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>>23531610
>short girl thread thirsty attention-whoring male poster template
just fill in your height and list a dull activity you want to indulge in.
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>>23531984
kek
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>>23531984
5'11''
I like spinning small girls on my dick like they are a helicopter rotary system.
D-Did I do good?
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>>23532003
needs more fedora.
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>>23532013
5'11''
I like spiining small girls on my dick like they are a helicopter rotary system.
My hobbies include working out because I am completely soulless and boring, plus playing WoW.
P-Please respond
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>>23529835
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>>23531128
Nigga, do you have the same 4 pics of yourself on your computer
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>>23533748
Yes
I mean no
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>>23531128
Ur cute
>>23531327
*sigh*
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>>23533884

You're perfect
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>>23533884
You are hot! can we get a look at your boobies?
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>>23533816
I need more of you...
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>>23533816
>>23533884
Which one of you tryna get the pipe
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>I'm a 6'3" guy btw
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>>23533946
You always say that in every thread, why? Nobody uses that expression
>>23533906
Here they are
>>23533901
No u
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>>23534030
Fuck you, cunt. I still can't tell which of your pics are shoops are not.
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>>23533884
u r cute urself
and your cats

>>23533940
have a weird tipsy post-shower gif. this wine sucks

>>23533946
r u a chad thundercock tho
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>>23534043
>triggered
>>23534046
What wine ru drinking f a m
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>>23534061
it's supposed to be this super popular wine that is from one of the local wineries around here but it's TOO SWEET, GODDAMN. I'm smelling undertones of oak and squirrel shit
I miss red wine (it gives me really horrible headaches after one glass)
did u take ur exam yet
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guess my height. the taller girl is 5"2' ;)
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>>23534096
What type of wine? I like red better than white too, pinot noir is my favorite

And yeah sorta--part 1 was tuesday, part 2 tomorrow. Fingers crossed I survive
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>>23534147
4' 10"?
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>>23534150
I miss shiraz (idk the fancy spelling for that) the most, yo. Feels bad. I'm still mostly a beer person but el vino is growing on me fo sho (even though I don't really know what I'm talking about half the time)
GOOD LUCK. you will do well. what class is it for?
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>>23516735
such a hater lol gtfo
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>>23534198
shorter
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>>23534208
4'8"?
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>>23534221
on the spot!
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>>23534227
Damn girl, I should call you short-stack. haha
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>>23534231
or spinner ;)
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>>23534201
Healthcare accounting, woo. Thanks homie
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>>23534237
Or spinner! I like that, like a merry go round.

Any more pictures?
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>>23534247
cant take any but ill see what i have<3
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>>23534247
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>>23534278
Cute, is that all you've got?
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4'8 98 like tall guys ;)
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>>23534278
>>23534147
This isn't you, weirdo. Leave this girl alone.
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>>23534299
of decent quality thats recent yeah. sorry
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>>23534245
np. I go get beauty sleep now. c ya arouuuuundddd
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So, you short girls who are into tall guys.. how tall is too tall?

Like what's the height cutoff for you?
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>>23534324
I'm a tall guy btw
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>>23534324
6'2
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>>23534344
Well, shit.


I'm 6'9"
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>>23534302
>>23534306
>To be 20" taller than a girl
>"Like tall guys"

Tell me all about it. Seriously, tell me whatever you want to about it. Here, over chat, whatever.
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That awkward moment when you're 5'4 so you're not considered short nor tall
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>>23533049
:3
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>>23534532
No, you're short.
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>>23534532

That doesn't preclude attractiveness, you just aren't either extreme in terms of height.
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>>23534316
check your mail

(red)
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>>23534761
I've never left contact info on here nor spoken to anyone who has left theirs
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>>23534761
>>23535588
Haha nigguh been catfished.
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>>23531128
how can one possibly be so cute and still on 4chan
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Short girls are gross. long legs> big asses> thin waists> long necks> cheek bones> perky tits>

>be a tall guy
>realize who rare tall girls are
>constantly be hit on by short girls
>kill yourself
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>>23534316
baby come back, you can blame it all on me
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>>23518763
k
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>>23537094
And on from behind?
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>>23537094
> suspicious filename and image size
timestamp?
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>>23537103
can't be bothered. I rename a lot of my files. why is that suspicious
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>>23537094
>>23537121
Me likey. That's a sexy look
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>>23537140
I don't cam
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>>23537121
Those hips..
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>>23537152
I'm just curious if you're real or not. Put on a mask :p
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>>23537140
How have you not been banned yet.
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>>23537162
It's an identical message every time too, bet he permanently has it on CTRL V
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>>23537182
It's not copy pasta

>he
Not sure why you'd assume that either ;)
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Her tumblr
http://crystinarossi.tumblr.com
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>>23536617
pls

>>23537054
song's stuck in my head now
fug u
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>>23537343
but you came back, worth it
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>>23537343
Do you live in a log cabin?
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>>23536797
Dude some short girls have all those things. Some tall girls have none of them. You're dumb.
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>>23537352
heavy price to pay

>>23537371
I wish. At least I'd be in the middle of the woods that way. This house is too rustic for no good reason. You should see the heating system, lel
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>>23537499
Well at least this way it looks cosy so you can pretend it's warm when you're not. Mind over matter ya know.
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>>23534324
Idk I have never cut anyone off for height. As long as theyre somewhat taller than me was always my go-to

>>23536797
Most tall girls ive known are on the skinny side t b h
>>23537343
Sup chica
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>>23537521
I feel that, this room is definitely the coziest. I always stand when I'm on my laptop though (all this cozy potential is lost)
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>>23537622
wassap, nice dubs
how was exam?
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>>23534324
I'm 5'0 and my cut off is prob 6'2", and wont date shorter than 5'9....
Tall is fun cause it makes sex more interesting. Especially if said guy is /fit/ and can rough me around a bit.
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>>23537627
Literally why, don't you get tired?
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>>23537638
Muy linda, como siempre </3
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>>23537655
kek, it's kinda weird isn't it? Every job I've had since I was 14 involved standing/moving around for more than 8 hours at a time, so I suppose it's kinda natural at this point. I must look super autistic to anyone walking by my window

>>23537664
anonnnn <9
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>>23537679
¡Hola, hermosa!
>standing up
You should learn how to play the drums, then you would play it standing up, rockabilly style
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>>23537679
For reference https://youtu.be/zk_WpqVFYZg
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>>23537725
>>23537733
have always wanted to learn 'em. I think I found my calling. I hope I get put in a different band though. I'm not that old yet
but what if I want them sweet blast beats
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>>23537725
>>23537760
How would you use a bass drum pedal standing up?
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>>23537638
damn you're cute. can we get some tittays up in here?
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>>23537763
that's what I'm saying

>>23537767
show urz
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>>23537760
>blast beats
Sounds like hard work tho, you'd better sit your elegant ass down.

¿Como estás?
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>>23537784
>como estas
gif related
interpret it how you will

>elegant
sigh, I will never be elegant. I think that's why I always stare at tall people. They look so elegant with the long limbs
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>>23537826
But tall people can struggle to look cute compared to shorties, it's a worthy trade off.
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>>23533884
Don't sigh at me.
>genetics still unfucked and pure
C'mon I got some heterochromia for ya.
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>>23537826
lol good one.

Oh, but you are. You're proportional and thin, so you get to be both elegant and a pocket-size qt. Have a nice Easter in advance, my id will change in a while.
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>>23537864
nooo I think tall people are cute, too. it's such a subjective term so fug it

>>23537986
adios, amigo. and eyy you too. Easter is always uncomfortable for me because of my extremely catholic mother, kek
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>>23538239
At the risk of sounding like one of those 'I am tall guy love short gurl :D' people there's nothing cuter than a girl that's over a foot shorter than me. Tall girls are attractive too but not in a cute way.
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>>23538518
>REEEEE
>omg stop being nice to girls
>fucking creep
>gosh

(':
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>>23538528
I was just talking about how everyone in this thread feels the need to say that they're a tall guy
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>>23538518
ahh, I think I understand. Here is a shortness gif 4 u
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>>23538575
Haha that's adorable, how tall are you?
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>>23537638
Ugh it suuuuucked I ran out of time and didnt finish a section D':
>>23537884
I do what I want

Is heterochromia the one where you have 2 differently colored eyes or your eyes have multiple colors
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>>23538588
lel, am 5'3. thank you for overlooking my horrid pjs

>>23538608
noooooo, that fucking blows. can you still pass it even if you miss a section?
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>>23538622
Yeah I feel really confident about part 1 which is worth waaaaay more points. But still I am pretty sure ill end up with a C ;-;
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>>23538553
No worries bud I'm not captain turbovirgin from earlier.
>>23538608
Complete is two different eyes, but just central for me. It signifies a more brutal existence. Your wingtip game is on point.
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>>23538690
I have hazel eyes that are green with a brown ring around the pupil does that count

And thx b
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>>23538627
ok that's good at least. is the class important? what are ya studying? C still ain't that bad. I had a few D's on my transcript but it didn't do shit jejej. still got into gud masters brogram
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>>23537864
>tall people
>struggle to look cute

I know, it's fucking awesome, right? If I'm clean shaven it still looks like I just fought a street gang. I don't shave for 3 days and you'd swear I just got back from the war.
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>>23538722
Yeah its accounting, my degree is healthcare administration. I just have to pass the class to move forward with the program to graduate and stuff. The class isnt even that hard it just requires a huge attention to detail and you cant fuck up anything
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>>23537641
>Suffering from borderline dwarfism.
>Have a height requirement

Shallow whores
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>>23538749
ahhh it's one of those classes (hate that shit)
it's almost over
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>>23538902
>she can't touch the top of the door frame
Damn. I can put my hand (palm) flat against the ceiling in most houses without stretching or really extending myself.
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>>23538862
Life is hard if you're an oompa loompa don't hate.
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so whats the shortest height you girls would date?
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tfw even short girls hate me
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>>23537343
Jesus. Now I have that song in my head too. Ugh. fucking PLAYER. :)
FYI--Termi, you are adorable. Had to be said.
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>>23538942
we can say I was never meant to do do the high jump
I touched the ceiling here. with one finger
pathetic

>>23538973
5'4

>>23539010
wait why did you remind me
was this the plan the whole time????????!11
pls
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>>23539029
This is how you remind me.
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>>23539029
Honestly, it's cute seeing your feeble leaping attempts.

I get abused for my height all the time. Good friend of mine and his entire family are short (tallest is something like 5'4") so his dad gives me a box of lightbulbs every time I come over to change around the house.
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>>23539029
>dem curls
hhhnnnnngg
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>>23539029
You're adorable
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>>23539029
>termi and swampass are the same person
jfc im stupid
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>>23538894
Boom
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>>23539085
>Not continuous cross referencing every single active thread to line up camwhore bodies and faces.
It's like you're not even trying to be a internet stalker on a jamaican ratatouille image sharing network.
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>>23539091
Ooh he deleted his post boo
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>>23539091
Gurl, where are your eyelashes just no mhmhm
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>>23539041
they're putting you to good use I see

>>23539059
they are pure evil

>>23539077
pls

>>23539085
shhh we are separate entities

>>23539119
I come here for the mongolian ice carving
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How many times do guys in these threads have to say they're tall.
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>>23539186
Yes. They objectify me for a physical trait which is purely the result of my genetics and entirely beyond my control. If only there were someone in this world who understood the horror of this objectification, but it is a burden I must carry alone. It is my personal struggle. Mein Kampf, if you will.
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>>23539188
If it was your one defining character and trait, wouldn't you parrot it as well?

>>23539186
>they are pure evil
At least T understands the horror of curls. Alongside the intricacies of mongolian ice carving apparently.
Truly a woman of renaissance.
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>>23539194
pls write a memoir so us common folk can understand you and your struggles better
perhaps mein kamp part dos

>>23539212
aye. I'm also really good at splitting wood, so if you need anyone for that, I'm your guy


I go sleep now buenas noches
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>>23539253
kampf** sheesh
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>>23539269
Mein Kampf, Kapitel Zwei
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>>23539253
Buenas noches, qt. (I'm >>23537986 btw)

Get comfy.
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>>23539151
I know :( I wish they were darker and longer and thicker
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>>23539290
Aye me too, but not my eylashes :3
It's k hunny bunny, not everyone can be perfect, except for moi that is, I'm totes fabu.
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>>23539186
Accept it, and goodnight
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>>23537094
>>23537121
Timestamp necessary here.
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>>23539342
She's known newfag.
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>>23539349
Me not visiting camwhore threads doesn't make me a newfag. Anyways I need a name/archive/dump.
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>>23539361
And this is the crux of the matter. It wasn't so much a timestamp you wanted as it was more pictures. Because once she posts a timestamp, it becomes an issue of more requests...
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>>23539361
Dumping isn't allowed in these threads if you want to see more of her then lurk moar faggot.
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>>23539368
I wanted both honestly.
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Short girls are lush <3
Add my Skype for a chat if any of you guys like.
Im a short guy 5'8 :3 - CommanderBorth
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>>23518083

Is that you, T?
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