went to the first day of my new job celebrating with a drinking

I don't drink because I'm not a degenerate, Count Fagula.

did you cut your hair wagecuck?

>>23498299
Nice dub's and il congrat you on that, but im drinking some shitty sub par gas station Club Tails Peach Breeze (10%) >it was 2 for 3.33

>>23498313
no, just tied it back
>>23498301
but you do suck cock because you're the biggest fruit in town

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the most delicious soda known to man. made with real cane sugar. as addictive as crack.

>>23498515
I prefer citrus or ginger sodas, usually with lots of rum

do you ever get tired of drinking?

>>23498647
sometimes, but I get tired of being sober much more often

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straight wódka
Nice choice with the Mount Gay, it's very nice rum.

Hey Samson. Can't say I'm surprised to see you still poking around.

I don't have anything to drink. Sure as shit need something.

>>23498740
it 's the smoothest hard alcohol I know of. nice taste, barely any burn, I can shoot this stuff like it's water
>>23498745
I'll be gone when I'm dead, permabanned, or this site is gone

>>23498753
At this point I'm just content to see a familiar face.

>>23498299
OP, I've seen you starting drinking threads for months...
Do you have ANY other hobbies?

>>23498299

More like mount GAY amirite?

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>>23498978
lol
>>23498969
rail photography and cooking mostly

>>23498299
>went to the first day of my new job
proud of you man. looking great.

Currently fucktarded drunk off jager, spending the night alone because friends are for people with actual tolerance for bullshit, and gon an dun fugged things up with a girl I had it for because I'm weening myself off morphine (':

>>23498753
>dead
>permhammed
>site shut down

I'm taking all bets and wagers.

I've never seen that rum before, is it a local thing or just an off-kinda-brand?
>>23498740
How is your little water comrade?
>>23498647
>tired
>drinking
Its like you don't even alcohol

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What's up?

Now Drinking: Four Fathers' One If By Land (Braggot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHEzG1DgxOg

>>23499172
I'm betting on dead myself. mods don't have the balls to permaban anyone these days, this site is too big to fail anytime soon, and my internal organs are probably all kinds of fucked by now (and if they're not, they will be before long)

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Slow night, I guess...

Now Drinking: Taxman's Rye't Off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FeW9Or5JKI

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>>23498299
Congrats Samson.
All that's left is getting your own place again.
>not much, a choice between a cheap sweet red and a moscato that my friends left behind from my dinner party

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>>23499826

>>23499826
>>23499838

Hey man, free wine is free wine.

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>>23499701
>>23499826
Hey my peeps!
>>23498299
Thanks OP for starting the thread.

It's St. Patrick's day so I am listening to old Irish drinking songs while drinking from my beeramid.

>>23499869
>drinking from my beeramid

I'm going to guess and say you're the one that bought all those Leinenkugel 12pks for $3/each. Yeah?

>>23499855
Yeah, though in all honesty I'll probably end up using the sweet for a cooking deglaze.

Ya'll going out tomorrow? I doubt I'll get timecard leave from work tomorrow unless I call in super early to try, otherwise I'm stuck taking drunk calls until 1am.
>tfw I got a corned beef brisket drowning in some Killian's on low

>>23499887
And by 'tomorrow' I mean *today* by most timezones.

>>23499887
What kind of dish do you think you'll use it for?

Also, I feel ya for tomorrow/today. I'll be at work from 4pm-12am, but I'll be sure to drink some during the shift in your honor (I work at a liquor store, so it'll alright to do ha).

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>>23499886
Yes, yes that is me. It is a source of pride for me. Also the Vaporeon drink guy, and sadly nine day bender guy. Work was ass so I am slightly more in than usual. That and the roommate and I are starting St. Patrick's celebration

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>>23499898
You know when you sear beef and you get some of that caramelized, fatty goodness stuck to the bottom of the skillet? Yeah, I'm thinking I'll deglaze that to make a sauce for some nice mushroom and onion sauté. Got some dried out thyme from that party as well, it won't go to waste!

>working at a liquor store
>on national puke day
Do you have any crazy stories?

>>23499900
>dubs
>that solitary single mattress facing that tv tho

>>23499923
Oh, I know.. I know real well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbKDxt8PdCQ

>>23499936
https://youtu.be/RnD5tLp-W6A

Based Randy

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>>23499923
That's our "get drunk and pass out while playing PS4" bed, or in the case of most nights, our cats bed. He is a cutie and spoiled beyond belief. Though at the moment he is asleep under it. You should see our solitary chair facing a TV in the opposite direction to prevent screen looking. This is what happens when two single guys rent out a 4 bedroom place by themselves.

We moved the beeramid into fridges to save the beer.

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Now Drinking: Lagunitas' CitruSinensis

>>23499923
Do....do you want me to drool while thinking how that'll turn out? Ugh, that sounds like it'll be amazing!

>Crazy stories
Surprisingly, not too many as it most people go out to bars moreso and it's usually dead during St. Patty's Day. However, the first S.P.D. I worked was kind of crazy. Right after we closed up shop, a car drove up and some people came out. The started pulling on the door hoping we were still open and as soon as they realized were closed, they became very irate. They started to slam into the doors (which have glass panels and I'm amazed they didn't break), walking around in the parking lot, spitting on the doors, and all the usual drunk tomfoolery. Eventually, they finally left and we escaped unharmed.

>>23499944
If I was there, I'd deglaze the fuck outta that pan.

That's about all sweet red is good for anyways.
Moscato is almost cooler tier, but slightly more masculine..slightly
What brand is it?

>>23499972

I'm dumb. Pls ignore me.

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>>23499923
Wish I had more culinary knowledge to contribute than random Italian and my heritage of Mexican. Let us know how it goes!

>>23499972
Thought there might be more odd stories. Unrelated:
What is your all time favorite drink?

And cheers to all in thread

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>>23498301
>Count Fagula

kek

>>23500047

You'd there would, but nah. Maybe if my store was more in the city and such. But, mine's somewhat on the outskirts of the city. So, it's much more tame than others.

>all time favorite drink

Damn, I don't even know. Although, I will say that there's a mead made by mead/cider place here in Indy called New Day called Breakfast Magpie that is so damn good! It's a black raspberry mead with coffee and the Imperial version is aged in bourbon barrels for 14 months. Can't help myself to either of those and get as much as I can.

And cheers, man!

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>>23499900
is that a giant dildo glued to a wooden base?

>>23500080

Cats, dude.

>>23500080
Bruh. I have cats, it is a scratching post.

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Now Drinking: Against the Grain's London Balling (Bourbon barrel aged Barleywine)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxpkqxoRNjM

>>23500180
Man, you kinda really resemble the bro on the drink logo. It's cool

>>23500185

Yeah? I can somewhat see the tiny resemblance. Interesting...

>>23500191
If I wasn't so drunk I'd animate you and nothing else so you could see how closely animated you and that logo line up. Sadly, I am drunk, and away from my tablet.

>>23500195

There's always next time, my friend. I also await to see the vid where you chug one of them LeinenKegals. :D

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This is my therapy for crippling depression tonight.

>>23500221

The best kind of medicine (not Captain, but alcohol in general).

>>23500201
Just chugged two while my drunk roommate failed at .gif recordings. I will be extremely fucked up here soon due to this.
>>23500221
Agreed, alcohol is great remedy, just not necessarily Captain. But to each his own!

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>>23500223

that or smoking up, which I ran out of 2 days ago. This bottle was my last $20 for a week. considering im 1/4 through this already in under 40 minutes Im dreading the rest of the week

>>23500235

That's the best feeling though, right?

>>23500249

Wait, you drank 1/4 of a fifth in less than 40 minutes? Oh boy...

>>23499838
>>23499826
>fapping the invisible man

>>23498299
Why do you look shopped into that image?

>>23500294

Must be the amount of Mount Gay he ingested and turned his photos into an illusion.

>>23498299
I thought you were planning suicide a while back...What happened to those plans?

>>23500384

What made you think that? Not OP, but interested what the answer is.

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Now Drinking: 18th Street's Euro Skinny Jeans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXo-yy83s_A

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>>23499972
That's some damn good glass.
Turns out I was able to get time off work so now I'm off. Breaking out the good stuff tonight.

>>23499977
Duplin. Never really heard of it desu and it sounds like something under $10.

>>23500047
>implying Mexican cuisine isn't best cuisine when properly smashed
I tend to favor cheese and hot pepper dishes though.

>>23500185
He kinda does wtf?

>>23500269
Take filename, is gift.

>>23502369
I grow my own peppers to use. They are spicy as fuck and bomb.

Keep thread alive for two more hours til I'm off work and I'll .gif my chugs as promised

>>23498299
How was your job at Starbucks?

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>>23502760
IT'S TIME.

Cheers /soc/ drink senpai

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Drinking some shitty Belgium beer named after a place in Germany 'cos it's all I've got.

>>23503360
Respect regardless! Basically what I am doing too. Jamming Irish drinking music until St. Patrick's day is over

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>>23503419
Forgot .gif. Glad I finally figured out how this worked. Cranberry Ginger beer ain't half bad

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Anybody here in Chitown?
I'm sick, but still drinking some Revolution Brewing A Little Crazy ales.

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>>23503694
Still here, chugging with Cat Friend. My allergies are literally worse than Hitler. Sorry you're sick brah, hope the drinks help

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>>23502369
Ha, yeah. Though, the glass was no match for a 1ft size rock thrown by a 20 year old who then stormed in with a couple of his buddies to steal only Ciroq, Hennessy, and some Remy. Fuckers were dumb for not taking any of the high end bourbons or scotch, or even the Dom.

Oh shit, Creme Brulee? Stuff is delicious! If you have another bottle, let it age for like 6-12 months and it'll be even better (trust me).

>>23503307
Do more chugs, man!

>>23503360
Hey, at least it's something, yeah?

>>23503465
>>23503737
YEAH MAN. BRING ON THE CHUGS. [PIC RELATED]

>>23503694
Nah, but I'm close to there (Indianapolis). I seriously don't understand Revolution. They'll distribute to Ohio and such, but not Indiana. The fuck is up with that?

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Just got home from work.

Now Drinking: Dark Horse's Bourbon Barrel Aged Plead the 5th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJOTbW9JuWk

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>>23503822
That beer looks really good. I chug, hate the .gif, then chug again. It's not my smartest decision ever. I'm chugging a LOT. Yay. Also welcome back from work senpai

>>23503880
I'm glad to be back desu. The beer is pretty delicious and was given to me by a friend.

Well, at least the shandy isn't higher than like 5%. I've done some chugs myself (I've chugged sours, 10% beers, etc.), so I know how it is.

>>23503912
It is nice to have you back :) Shandys are easy to chug, but it's so alcohol settling in my stomach. Oh well, I'll nut up. Ever had any mead?

>>23503932

Well, danke. :D Ah, yes, I feel ya. Pace yourself and/or each something between each bottle. Might help a little?

>Ever had any mead?

Oh yeah, definitely. There's a meadery here in my town called New Day that makes a lot of meads that are awesome. Though, they have one called Breakfast Magpie (which is a black raspberry mead with coffee) that is so damn amazing!

Why do you ask?

>>23503964
Me and pacing don't go well. I'm going to keep going strong. I ask because there is a local brewery that just imported Nordic Mjod and I am highly debating whether or not to try some. It sounds good, but for the price I am skeptical

>>23504112

In that case, keep on keeping on!

From what I've heard, Nordic Mjod is good, but not fully worth the money.

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Now Drinking: Ballast Point's Victory At Sea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aFGuKwF2ic

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>>23504164
Yeah it's 35 dollars for a bottle. Might do it just to say I did. The chugging continues.
>>23504211
I want this just because of the name. It sounds so badass

>>23504229
$35?! Damn, I believe it's only like $28-29 around me. What area do you live in again?

Victory At Sea is a pretty decent Porter. I wouldn't say that it's worth $16/6pk, but it's still good and worth a try at least once.

The chugs continue to impress. Include more of the kitty too.

>>23504264
Around Charlotte, NC. I do love porters, and IPAs, and anything bitter really. There is a dope local brewery around here called Primal that I love.

Here is gif of me just petting qt kitty

>>23504325

There's some good shit out there in NC. Stuff from like Wicked Weed, Burial, NoDa, Foothills, Green Man, Olde Hickory, etc.

Also, looks like you forgot something. lol

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>>23504379
Wicked Weed, NoDa (my favorite out here), crafty guys, etc. There are so many and they are all so good. The Creeping Growler is currently my favorite.

Yes, I did

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>>23504402
>The Creeping Growler

What's that? And yeah, there's some quality stuff in your neck of the woods.

Awww, that's one cute kitty! I wish my cat didn't go psycho years ago and have my dad take him in. Pic related, it's myself and him like 6-7 years ago.

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>>23504454
Awww what a cute cat. Love the color pattern. Sorry to hear about cat bro :( The creeping Growler is a great IPA brewed around here. Bitter as all hell and will get you tanked after a few. But I love it. Here is more catte and drink

>>23504521

Yeah, it sucks. When I layed on the couch, he would jump up and lie on my chest, often times falling asleep. It was too cute!

Hm...will have to look into this "Creeping Growler" as a friend or two goes down to NC every now and then.

I just want to pick your cat up and hug it to death.

>>23504575
The cat is an attention whore so he'd probably love it. And def let em know. It's from Primal Brewery near Huntersville. It's seriously good. Hop Drop N Roll is good too. There are so many around here I could go on forever

>>23504608

Aren't all cats like that? lol Is that Creeping... canned or bottle? Or do they only do growlers right now?

Also, do you do any trading at all?

>>23504626
I am trying to get into it. Do you?

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Now Drinking: Oskar Blues' IPA

>>23504715

Yup, I sure do. I've probably done at least 2-3 dozen trades.

>>23504735
I'd love to get into it. Any tips, or throwaway contact info so I could ask some questions?

>>23504745

My screen name (or whatever you want to call it) on BeerAdvocate is DrippingI (that's a capital 'i' at the end).

Can always give tips and such if you want me to indulge.

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>>23504768
I'll look ya up on there! I feel so noob at this but I really want to get into it.

More chugging for me

>>23504796
Hey man, everyone starts somewhere!

Do more with the chugs! Everyone loves 'em, I guarantee it (I think).

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Now Drinking: Sixpoint's Hi-Res

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6uTEnfykCs

Jack Daniels alone at 5am anyone here?

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>>23506326
how about domestic lights to punish your body into forgetting the abyssal wageslave week of your own personal nightmare self-reflection

fuck, is everyone else partying?

https://audioboom.com/boos/4297340-hearts-deflectors?t=0

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>>23499923
>Do you have any crazy stories?
yes please

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Apparently I get one of these for free everyday. Work perk eh? Drinking Chocolate Porter. Decent chocolate and vanilla aroma but it's a lot roaster than the scent would have you believe. Would drink again, definitely in the upper echelon on imperial porters. I wish work would make a coffee version of it.

>>23499972
Noice, I miss the floaties in it though. :(

>>23508239
awesome. I might be getting discounted beer soon, due to working in the same building as a major local brewer's new bar
>tfw went drinking with my bosses after work, found out they're about as alcoholic as I am
it's a good and bad feel

>>23508438
Sounds awesome. Most of the guys at the brewery usually stay after their shift to get a pint or five. I wasn't too surprised that most of my coworkers like to drink, lol. Trying to hide my power level but I think at the anniversary party it might come it, who knows?