When May 19th hits I'm going to be a 19 year old virgin, I'm tired of it, I'm tired of life, I have 0 motivation to do anything except try to get laid, and I keep fantasizing about just packing my shit up and going somwhere far away to just fuck non stop and get my shit straight before finally coming back and starting to build a life for myself.
I really need this or something like it in my life, this has to end, I can't keep living like this much longer.
Something like this except minus the "originally going to kill himself" part
http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/
>19
Kill yourself kid
Also hookeers don't count